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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,001 --> 00:00:02,919 [♪ "Burning Bridges" by Sigrid playing] 2 00:00:02,920 --> 00:00:05,963 [speaker] I have had to let go of someone to grow. 3 00:00:05,964 --> 00:00:09,258 The first thing that comes to mind is my best friend. 4 00:00:09,259 --> 00:00:12,261 I have let go of many people in my life 5 00:00:12,262 --> 00:00:14,055 to go through to the next phase. 6 00:00:14,056 --> 00:00:15,806 I have zero regrets about it. 7 00:00:15,807 --> 00:00:18,351 The most important person on Earth is me. 8 00:00:18,352 --> 00:00:20,603 I, like, stormed out at one point. I was really proud of myself 9 00:00:20,604 --> 00:00:23,022 because, like, when I stormed out, I didn't trip or anything like that. 10 00:00:23,023 --> 00:00:24,774 I was really worried I was gonna fuck up the exit, 11 00:00:24,775 --> 00:00:26,275 but it was- it was a 10. It was a 10. 12 00:00:26,276 --> 00:00:29,987 ♪ Oh, sometimes you just can't fix it ♪ 13 00:00:29,988 --> 00:00:33,366 ♪ You love somebody who loves burning bridges ♪ 14 00:00:33,367 --> 00:00:36,035 [Melissa Jackson] You see what I'm saying? I'm out of my comfort zone because 15 00:00:36,036 --> 00:00:38,412 the thing is old Mel doesn't take risks 16 00:00:38,413 --> 00:00:40,706 'cause old Mel was comfortable being small. 17 00:00:40,707 --> 00:00:42,583 But, not anymore. Now, you're shaking things up 18 00:00:42,584 --> 00:00:43,876 like a handful of sunflower seeds. 19 00:00:43,877 --> 00:00:45,711 Damn, right. You know what? I am a snack. 20 00:00:45,712 --> 00:00:47,213 That's right. 21 00:00:47,214 --> 00:00:49,465 - That people chew up and spit out. - Well... 22 00:00:49,466 --> 00:00:51,300 - Just like the world has spit me out. - No, no, no. 23 00:00:51,301 --> 00:00:54,304 - Okay. [grunts] Be honest. [sniffles] - Always. 24 00:00:54,305 --> 00:00:57,932 Do these shoulder pads make me look like a linebacker? 25 00:00:57,933 --> 00:00:59,309 Mel, you look- 26 00:01:00,018 --> 00:01:01,103 You look- 27 00:01:01,854 --> 00:01:03,522 - You look like- - Judge Judy! 28 00:01:03,523 --> 00:01:07,149 Come on, man. Judge Judy wear a robe, bro. Sit down, man. 29 00:01:07,150 --> 00:01:09,735 Where you going looking like the CEO of the Tarmac? 30 00:01:09,736 --> 00:01:12,697 I was gonna take this High Flyers class, but... 31 00:01:12,698 --> 00:01:15,575 it's stupid! I mean, what was I thinking? 32 00:01:15,576 --> 00:01:17,493 I am not management material! 33 00:01:17,494 --> 00:01:21,163 Mel, uh-uh, we're not doing that today. Look at me. You are a boss-ass bitch. 34 00:01:21,164 --> 00:01:23,833 - I need you to say it, come on. - Boss-ass bitch, so... 35 00:01:23,834 --> 00:01:26,502 - Nah... - Uh, objection, your honor. 36 00:01:26,503 --> 00:01:27,795 Gotta say it with your chest. 37 00:01:27,796 --> 00:01:29,589 [DeShawn] Come on now. Say it like TD Jakes. 38 00:01:29,590 --> 00:01:30,673 Stand on up. 39 00:01:30,674 --> 00:01:32,258 Alright, alright, alright... 40 00:01:32,259 --> 00:01:34,343 - [plane roaring] - I'm a boss-ass... 41 00:01:34,344 --> 00:01:37,430 - [plane drowns out "bitch"] - [♪ "Makin' a Move" by Lady Bri playing] 42 00:01:37,431 --> 00:01:38,891 [inaudible] 43 00:01:40,976 --> 00:01:42,685 ♪ I'm makin' a move ♪ 44 00:01:42,686 --> 00:01:44,187 ♪ Study long, study wrong ♪ 45 00:01:44,188 --> 00:01:46,314 ♪ Ain't nothin' gonna happen on a song ♪ 46 00:01:46,315 --> 00:01:48,232 ♪ I'm makin' a move ♪ 47 00:01:48,233 --> 00:01:50,151 ♪ Don't need no hickeys for this song ♪ 48 00:01:50,152 --> 00:01:52,153 ♪ I got joy all through my soul ♪ 49 00:01:52,154 --> 00:01:54,405 ♪ I'm makin' a move ♪ 50 00:01:54,406 --> 00:01:55,907 ♪ Get up, get out... ♪ 51 00:01:55,908 --> 00:01:59,535 - Ah, you must be Ms. Jackson. - Yeah. 52 00:01:59,536 --> 00:02:01,120 You're an hour late. 53 00:02:01,121 --> 00:02:03,164 I must've written the time down wrong. 54 00:02:03,165 --> 00:02:05,291 Hm. Not a good way to start. 55 00:02:05,292 --> 00:02:06,709 - [class chatter] - Right. 56 00:02:06,710 --> 00:02:08,961 With a recommendation from Mr. Cohen, 57 00:02:08,962 --> 00:02:11,964 I have high expectations from you. Take a seat. 58 00:02:11,965 --> 00:02:15,636 Mr. Chavez will walk you through the icebreaker we're working on. 59 00:02:16,720 --> 00:02:18,721 Shit. [clears throat] 60 00:02:18,722 --> 00:02:20,264 Hi. Melissa Jackson. 61 00:02:20,265 --> 00:02:23,684 [laughs] Y-Y-You know we met, right? 62 00:02:23,685 --> 00:02:24,852 Uh... 63 00:02:24,853 --> 00:02:26,938 - The confiscation room. - Oh shit! 64 00:02:26,939 --> 00:02:29,148 - Sorry. - It's alright. [laughs] 65 00:02:29,149 --> 00:02:30,942 So what, um, what are we doing here? 66 00:02:30,943 --> 00:02:33,277 We have to ask each other these getting-to-know-you questions. Okay? 67 00:02:33,278 --> 00:02:35,112 - Great. - I was on time, so I'll start. 68 00:02:35,113 --> 00:02:36,531 - Okay. - [flips page] 69 00:02:36,532 --> 00:02:39,492 A little bit about me. Carlos Chavez, 70 00:02:39,493 --> 00:02:41,245 AKA Carlos Frutas. 71 00:02:42,079 --> 00:02:44,456 I wanted to work at JFK because... 72 00:02:44,457 --> 00:02:46,958 because they were offering a job, and I needed one. 73 00:02:46,959 --> 00:02:49,460 - You know? [laughs] Um... - Oh, yeah. 74 00:02:49,461 --> 00:02:51,462 A manager that's had a big impact on my life 75 00:02:51,463 --> 00:02:54,257 was Vinny, my manager over at Pizzeria Queens. 76 00:02:54,258 --> 00:02:56,676 - He taught me how to meditate. - Sure. 77 00:02:56,677 --> 00:02:58,970 Enough about me. Tell me about Ms. Jackson. 78 00:02:58,971 --> 00:03:01,597 Oh, she is not interesting. [laughs] Trust me. 79 00:03:01,598 --> 00:03:03,307 Hey, let me be the judge of that. Okay? 80 00:03:03,308 --> 00:03:06,102 - [laughs] Okay. - [laughs] So, 81 00:03:06,103 --> 00:03:07,645 first question. 82 00:03:07,646 --> 00:03:09,438 "What inspired you to work at JFK?" 83 00:03:09,439 --> 00:03:12,233 - [♪ "So Good" by DijahSB playing] - Well, uh, 84 00:03:12,234 --> 00:03:13,734 I'm a people person. 85 00:03:13,735 --> 00:03:15,945 ♪ It's about to get hot in this mug, though ♪ 86 00:03:15,946 --> 00:03:22,535 ♪ 87 00:03:22,536 --> 00:03:24,954 I'm a people person. I thought that was a good thing. 88 00:03:24,955 --> 00:03:26,247 Be a work person. 89 00:03:26,248 --> 00:03:27,790 And tuck in that shirt. Jesus. 90 00:03:27,791 --> 00:03:30,251 And it wouldn't hurt if you wore some makeup once in a while, huh? 91 00:03:30,252 --> 00:03:31,961 ♪ 92 00:03:31,962 --> 00:03:33,045 I am. 93 00:03:33,046 --> 00:03:34,589 ♪ I been doing this ever since I could pen ♪ 94 00:03:34,590 --> 00:03:36,591 ♪ I need flowers now, I need all the clout ♪ 95 00:03:36,592 --> 00:03:37,967 ♪ I'm not next, I'm here ♪ 96 00:03:37,968 --> 00:03:39,302 [♪ song stops] 97 00:03:39,303 --> 00:03:41,847 - [♪ R&B song playing on radio] - [bell rings] 98 00:03:43,098 --> 00:03:45,057 So, you still waiting on that hot date? 99 00:03:45,058 --> 00:03:48,269 Blind date. And, uh, he's not coming. 100 00:03:48,270 --> 00:03:50,146 I've been here for over an hour. 101 00:03:50,147 --> 00:03:51,981 Unless he was here, saw that I was Asian, 102 00:03:51,982 --> 00:03:54,192 and remembered he was a racist, and left. 103 00:03:54,193 --> 00:03:56,861 I once had a blind date take one look at me 104 00:03:56,862 --> 00:03:59,155 and rewind himself out of the midtown AMC. 105 00:03:59,156 --> 00:04:01,365 - [laughs] - No, I'm serious. He was like, "Huh?" 106 00:04:01,366 --> 00:04:04,952 - [imitates rewinding] - [laughs] It's giving VHS tape. 107 00:04:04,953 --> 00:04:06,204 - Yes! - Oh God. 108 00:04:06,205 --> 00:04:08,122 - Men suck. - Mm. 109 00:04:08,123 --> 00:04:09,415 Usually, pretty well. 110 00:04:09,416 --> 00:04:11,417 - That's why I can't quit 'em. - Okay! 111 00:04:11,418 --> 00:04:12,919 You seem like such a great catch. 112 00:04:12,920 --> 00:04:15,090 I'm sure you'll find the right guy someday. 113 00:04:15,464 --> 00:04:18,341 - I need more friends like you. I-I'm Rory. - [giggles] 114 00:04:18,342 --> 00:04:20,468 - Mel. Hey. - Hey. 115 00:04:20,469 --> 00:04:23,262 - Nice to see you again. - Melissa, what did I just tell you? 116 00:04:23,263 --> 00:04:25,014 Stop chit-chatting, start working. 117 00:04:25,015 --> 00:04:26,766 You have three tables waiting for their food! 118 00:04:26,767 --> 00:04:28,309 I'm sorry. 119 00:04:28,310 --> 00:04:30,186 She only hustles when it's her own meals. 120 00:04:30,187 --> 00:04:31,271 [scoffs] 121 00:04:31,647 --> 00:04:34,191 Dara! Honey, you're looking good enough to eat! 122 00:04:34,775 --> 00:04:38,736 Sorry. My boss is what you call a fucking piece of shit. 123 00:04:38,737 --> 00:04:42,240 Do not apologize. You can't let him talk to you like that. 124 00:04:42,241 --> 00:04:44,659 When was the last time you told a white guy to fuck off? 125 00:04:44,660 --> 00:04:46,995 Every day of my life since my bar mitzvah. 126 00:04:47,913 --> 00:04:50,831 My parents are white. Uh, it's a long story. 127 00:04:50,832 --> 00:04:53,167 - Are you adopted? - Okay, it's a short story. 128 00:04:53,168 --> 00:04:54,627 [both laugh] 129 00:04:54,628 --> 00:04:56,963 Well, listen, I'm in a situation where I can't just go 130 00:04:56,964 --> 00:05:00,258 and tell my boss what I actually think. You know, I have bills to pay. 131 00:05:00,259 --> 00:05:02,052 Okay. Mel... 132 00:05:03,178 --> 00:05:07,056 I recently read on a tea bag that in order to grow, 133 00:05:07,057 --> 00:05:09,433 you gotta let go of what doesn't align with you. 134 00:05:09,434 --> 00:05:11,978 And I don't think that this place, you know, 135 00:05:11,979 --> 00:05:13,437 aligns with you. 136 00:05:13,438 --> 00:05:15,481 Well, I'm not gonna argue with you or the tea bag, 137 00:05:15,482 --> 00:05:17,400 but I need a job. 138 00:05:17,401 --> 00:05:20,111 - I'll get you another one. - [laughs] 139 00:05:20,112 --> 00:05:22,948 Go tell that guy to go fuck himself. 140 00:05:23,824 --> 00:05:24,907 Please. 141 00:05:24,908 --> 00:05:27,535 - [♪ soft music playing] - [restaurant chatter] 142 00:05:27,536 --> 00:05:29,203 Hey, Steve. 143 00:05:29,204 --> 00:05:31,831 Well, look who decided to get off their ass and work. 144 00:05:31,832 --> 00:05:33,749 [both laugh] 145 00:05:33,750 --> 00:05:36,043 Hilarious. I've been meaning to tell you. 146 00:05:36,044 --> 00:05:39,839 You're a racist, fatphobic piece of shit! 147 00:05:39,840 --> 00:05:41,799 - [patrons gasping] - I quit. 148 00:05:41,800 --> 00:05:43,176 And by the way, 149 00:05:43,177 --> 00:05:46,429 a white man should not own a Thai food restaurant! 150 00:05:46,430 --> 00:05:49,432 And for the love of God, stop harassing Dara! 151 00:05:49,433 --> 00:05:51,267 And I'm not paying for any of my entrées! 152 00:05:51,268 --> 00:05:53,477 And I'm taking this low-sodium soy sauce 153 00:05:53,478 --> 00:05:55,479 with me because heart health. 154 00:05:55,480 --> 00:05:57,899 Taking these napkins 'cause fuck you, Steve! 155 00:05:57,900 --> 00:06:00,359 - I... am a people person. - Hm. 156 00:06:00,360 --> 00:06:04,113 And what better place than this for someone who loves people and travel? 157 00:06:04,114 --> 00:06:06,274 Wh-Where's the coolest place you've been? 158 00:06:07,159 --> 00:06:09,327 The ugly side of Niagara Falls. 159 00:06:09,328 --> 00:06:11,079 - [both laughing] - Um... 160 00:06:11,914 --> 00:06:13,873 The truth is I've never been on a plane. 161 00:06:13,874 --> 00:06:15,291 I, you know, I'm afraid to fly. 162 00:06:15,292 --> 00:06:18,211 Hey, there's no shame in that. Okay? 163 00:06:18,212 --> 00:06:20,964 Travel is travel. I-I've never been on a plane, either. 164 00:06:21,757 --> 00:06:23,090 - Really? - Mm. 165 00:06:23,091 --> 00:06:26,637 I'm gonna be taking my first flight in a month. 166 00:06:26,638 --> 00:06:29,013 Hawaii. I-It's for my friend's wedding. 167 00:06:29,014 --> 00:06:30,181 - Okay. - Yeah. 168 00:06:30,182 --> 00:06:32,058 Y-You must- You must really love this friend. 169 00:06:32,059 --> 00:06:34,185 Oh, no, no, no. Uh... 170 00:06:34,186 --> 00:06:37,647 I actually just need a vacation, they happen to be getting married there, 171 00:06:37,648 --> 00:06:39,938 so, you know, two birds, one flight. [laughs] 172 00:06:40,192 --> 00:06:43,237 So, will you be at the singles table? 173 00:06:44,613 --> 00:06:48,033 - Okay, Detective Frutas. Next question. - Okay, okay. 174 00:06:48,992 --> 00:06:52,454 Tell me about a manager who's had a big impact on your life. 175 00:06:52,455 --> 00:06:55,331 [♪ "One Shot" by Midas Hutch and Reva Devito playing] 176 00:06:55,332 --> 00:06:56,499 Okay, signal's right there. 177 00:06:56,500 --> 00:06:58,751 - Yeah. - And then, you know, 178 00:06:58,752 --> 00:07:00,545 put your foot on the brake before you do that. 179 00:07:00,546 --> 00:07:01,921 - Yep. Yep. - Got your forward there. 180 00:07:01,922 --> 00:07:03,881 - And it's simple as that! You wanna try? - Okay! 181 00:07:03,882 --> 00:07:06,050 - Yeah, I'll do it. Let's- Oh. - Okay, cool. Let's- Oh. 182 00:07:06,051 --> 00:07:07,510 - [laughs] - Sorry, I just... 183 00:07:07,511 --> 00:07:09,011 - Okay. You go around. - I'll go around. 184 00:07:09,012 --> 00:07:11,264 - I'll- Okay. [laughs] - Excuse me. 185 00:07:11,265 --> 00:07:14,350 ♪ Whatever you like ♪ 186 00:07:14,351 --> 00:07:16,102 ♪ Hey, it's a world away ♪ 187 00:07:16,103 --> 00:07:17,895 You know, I think you're really gonna love it here. 188 00:07:17,896 --> 00:07:21,941 Actually, driving TRAX is the best job at JFK. You know? 189 00:07:21,942 --> 00:07:24,735 People always happy to see you, you know? You don't get yelled at. 190 00:07:24,736 --> 00:07:27,196 I mean, I don't- [laughs] I don't think there's a world 191 00:07:27,197 --> 00:07:30,366 where anyone would yell at you. Okay? I mean, look at you. 192 00:07:30,367 --> 00:07:32,034 Oh, come on now. 193 00:07:32,035 --> 00:07:34,453 I don't think you'd have any problems with that either. 194 00:07:34,454 --> 00:07:35,955 Oh! [giggles] 195 00:07:35,956 --> 00:07:37,290 - [both yell] - [brakes squeal] 196 00:07:37,291 --> 00:07:38,749 Okay. Okay. 197 00:07:38,750 --> 00:07:40,960 I'm definitely gonna get yelled at. 198 00:07:40,961 --> 00:07:42,545 No, you won't. Look, hey. 199 00:07:42,546 --> 00:07:44,380 No matter what, I got your back. 200 00:07:44,381 --> 00:07:47,884 ♪ Make it so nice, sugar and spice ♪ 201 00:07:47,885 --> 00:07:50,303 - That's a hard one. - [both laugh] 202 00:07:50,304 --> 00:07:52,889 ♪ And, on the back of my hand I'm readin' em ♪ 203 00:07:52,890 --> 00:07:55,975 [giggling] 204 00:07:55,976 --> 00:07:57,727 - Oh... - [kissing] 205 00:07:57,728 --> 00:07:59,854 - [Patti] Excusez-moi. - [Alex Williams] Here it is, over here. 206 00:07:59,855 --> 00:08:01,564 - Right here. - No, this, uh... So, Wite-Out, 207 00:08:01,565 --> 00:08:03,608 uh, there's a-a historical racism 208 00:08:03,609 --> 00:08:05,693 'cause i-it's- Wh-Where's Black-Out, hm? 209 00:08:05,694 --> 00:08:07,737 - That's a good point. - Hey! Hey Patti, 210 00:08:07,738 --> 00:08:10,781 Why is it so thick in here? And why don't you guys have your masks on? 211 00:08:10,782 --> 00:08:13,159 - [Melissa] We're living on the edge. - [Alex] What do you want, Patti? 212 00:08:13,160 --> 00:08:15,786 [mask hissing] 213 00:08:15,787 --> 00:08:18,122 - [Melissa] Still going, huh? - [Alex] Yep. 214 00:08:18,123 --> 00:08:20,333 [hissing dies down] 215 00:08:20,334 --> 00:08:22,502 [Patti] You scheduled me for Saturday again. 216 00:08:22,503 --> 00:08:24,921 As per my email, I have a Quidditch match, and they need me. 217 00:08:24,922 --> 00:08:26,839 - Can't Mel do it? - Yeah! Yeah, I got you. 218 00:08:26,840 --> 00:08:28,508 - Mm-mm! Mm-mm... - I-I-I... [groans] 219 00:08:28,509 --> 00:08:30,134 [laughs] Just remembered, 220 00:08:30,135 --> 00:08:32,720 I have a Squarlarch, uh, match myself. 221 00:08:32,721 --> 00:08:35,264 - So, I can't do it. - Uh, what position do you play? 222 00:08:35,265 --> 00:08:38,684 - Mi... ssionary. - [snorts] 223 00:08:38,685 --> 00:08:40,811 - That's not a real thing. - To her, it is. 224 00:08:40,812 --> 00:08:43,607 [both laughing] 225 00:08:44,149 --> 00:08:46,317 It's not- It's not just real to me! 226 00:08:46,318 --> 00:08:48,736 - Missionary? Missionary? - It's real to you too. Mm-hmm. 227 00:08:48,737 --> 00:08:50,907 - My favorite. - [both kissing and moaning] 228 00:08:51,365 --> 00:08:53,824 ♪ You're unmistakable ♪ 229 00:08:53,825 --> 00:08:56,327 ♪ This thing's unbreakable ♪ 230 00:08:56,328 --> 00:08:57,912 ♪ Time's not for wasting, though ♪ 231 00:08:57,913 --> 00:08:59,872 - [Dara clears throat] - [Alex] Yeah, just... 232 00:08:59,873 --> 00:09:01,874 - [Dara] Hey... - [all laugh] 233 00:09:01,875 --> 00:09:03,209 Hey, Dara. [laughs] 234 00:09:03,210 --> 00:09:05,378 - [Dara] So good to see you both. - Mm-hmm. 235 00:09:05,379 --> 00:09:06,963 - Second time this week. - [Melissa] Yeah. 236 00:09:06,964 --> 00:09:09,549 - It's her fault. She got me hooked. - Guilty. 237 00:09:09,550 --> 00:09:11,634 [Dara] So, what are we gonna have this week? 238 00:09:11,635 --> 00:09:14,846 Um, we're gonna do the Pad See Ew with shrimp. 239 00:09:14,847 --> 00:09:17,098 The good shrimp, not the frozen ones from last night. 240 00:09:17,099 --> 00:09:18,641 We'll do the two orders of the Crab Rangoon, 241 00:09:18,642 --> 00:09:20,434 - because I'm not sharing. - Okay? 242 00:09:20,435 --> 00:09:23,521 The crab fried rice, extra crab, no scallions, 243 00:09:23,522 --> 00:09:25,773 and we'll do the beef Panang curry. 244 00:09:25,774 --> 00:09:28,442 And tell Gus to make it extra spicy. 245 00:09:28,443 --> 00:09:30,820 - [Dara] So, the usual? Coming right up. - Yeah. 246 00:09:30,821 --> 00:09:32,989 [both laugh] 247 00:09:32,990 --> 00:09:34,740 So, you spending the night with me tonight or what? 248 00:09:34,741 --> 00:09:37,159 [scoffs] I'm not staying on your hard-ass bed. 249 00:09:37,160 --> 00:09:39,036 It's called lumbar support, first of all. 250 00:09:39,037 --> 00:09:42,582 - [mocking] It's called lumbar support. - Second of all, I don't see the big deal. 251 00:09:42,583 --> 00:09:46,493 I mean, we wake up, I make you coffee, non-dairy hazelnut sugar-free creamer... 252 00:09:46,503 --> 00:09:48,546 - Points. - Thank you. 253 00:09:48,547 --> 00:09:50,464 And we just go to work together. 254 00:09:50,465 --> 00:09:53,301 We cannot commute in together 'cause people are gonna find out about us. 255 00:09:53,302 --> 00:09:55,428 Well, we gotta let HR know soon anyway. 256 00:09:55,429 --> 00:09:57,430 - HR... - Yeah. 257 00:09:57,431 --> 00:10:00,183 About us. Mel, look, we've been seeing each other, 258 00:10:00,184 --> 00:10:01,475 what, almost three months now? 259 00:10:01,476 --> 00:10:05,021 - Mm-hmm. - I think it's time we... tell people. 260 00:10:05,022 --> 00:10:08,525 It's nobody's business if I'm fucking my boss but mine. 261 00:10:09,902 --> 00:10:12,820 We are not just fucking, 262 00:10:12,821 --> 00:10:14,615 okay? I... 263 00:10:17,201 --> 00:10:18,619 I love you. 264 00:10:19,286 --> 00:10:22,038 [♪ "Strange" by Celeste playing] 265 00:10:22,039 --> 00:10:24,041 Why would you say that? 266 00:10:25,459 --> 00:10:26,710 Because it's how I feel. 267 00:10:26,711 --> 00:10:28,920 I mean, you're not like other women. 268 00:10:28,921 --> 00:10:31,547 - Exactly. - Yeah, and I could be myself around you. 269 00:10:31,548 --> 00:10:32,673 That's one of us. 270 00:10:32,674 --> 00:10:34,175 Well, you make me laugh. 271 00:10:34,176 --> 00:10:36,719 And we both like watching TV with the subtitles on. 272 00:10:36,720 --> 00:10:39,014 - You're not listening. - Mel... 273 00:10:39,806 --> 00:10:42,475 It's just so easy with you. I've... 274 00:10:42,476 --> 00:10:44,018 [inhales] 275 00:10:44,019 --> 00:10:45,395 I've never had that before. 276 00:10:47,064 --> 00:10:48,114 With anyone. 277 00:10:49,066 --> 00:10:50,858 This is not gonna work. 278 00:10:50,859 --> 00:10:52,027 What do you mean? 279 00:10:53,195 --> 00:10:55,485 I mean, I thought you had feelings for me, too. 280 00:10:56,406 --> 00:10:57,533 Well, I don't. 281 00:10:57,991 --> 00:10:59,041 Hey... 282 00:10:59,910 --> 00:11:01,036 Yeah, you do. 283 00:11:02,120 --> 00:11:04,122 You're just afraid to let me love you. 284 00:11:04,456 --> 00:11:08,418 ♪ Isn't it strange? ♪ 285 00:11:09,962 --> 00:11:13,172 - No. - ♪ How people can change ♪ 286 00:11:13,173 --> 00:11:14,758 I'm just here... 287 00:11:14,759 --> 00:11:17,844 'cause you're around, and you'll touch me. 288 00:11:17,845 --> 00:11:21,472 ♪ From strangers to friends ♪ 289 00:11:21,473 --> 00:11:24,934 ♪ Friends into lovers ♪ 290 00:11:24,935 --> 00:11:28,981 ♪ And strangers again ♪ 291 00:11:30,983 --> 00:11:32,984 [ambient street noise] 292 00:11:32,985 --> 00:11:36,279 [crying] Do you know how exhausting it is to be the Mel that he's been dating? 293 00:11:36,280 --> 00:11:38,072 That side of you is still you. 294 00:11:38,073 --> 00:11:40,408 Yeah, but if I didn't break things off now, 295 00:11:40,409 --> 00:11:42,869 in two months, he would see all the sides of me 296 00:11:42,870 --> 00:11:45,831 and realize he's made a huge mistake... 297 00:11:46,498 --> 00:11:50,460 And it would be more painful for the both of us, so... [sniffles] 298 00:11:50,961 --> 00:11:53,462 Look, if you don't think that he can love 299 00:11:53,463 --> 00:11:55,549 every single part of you, 300 00:11:56,508 --> 00:11:57,758 then fuck that guy. 301 00:11:57,759 --> 00:12:00,261 Just- [sobs] hurts so bad. 302 00:12:00,262 --> 00:12:01,762 I know. I know. It's okay. 303 00:12:01,763 --> 00:12:03,681 This is why I don't do relationships. 304 00:12:03,682 --> 00:12:06,184 [sobs] I'm starting to understand. 305 00:12:06,185 --> 00:12:08,811 - Yeah, cock 'em and block 'em? Yeah. - Yeah. 306 00:12:08,812 --> 00:12:10,354 Plus, 307 00:12:10,355 --> 00:12:12,690 we have each other. 308 00:12:12,691 --> 00:12:14,817 - For everything. - Mm-hmm. 309 00:12:14,818 --> 00:12:17,362 - Always. [sniffles] - Yeah, always. 310 00:12:17,363 --> 00:12:18,905 Except for the sex part. 311 00:12:18,906 --> 00:12:22,074 I know, but I wish you'd reconsider the sex part. [laughs] 312 00:12:22,075 --> 00:12:24,827 - Well- Babe, we tried. - We did try. Halloween. [laughs] 313 00:12:24,828 --> 00:12:27,538 - The beard was confusing. - It was soft serve. 314 00:12:27,539 --> 00:12:31,167 [both laughing] 315 00:12:31,168 --> 00:12:32,753 ♪ 316 00:12:33,683 --> 00:12:39,133 [Carlos] So, there is something I've been dying to ask you 317 00:12:39,134 --> 00:12:41,052 since I met you in the confiscation room last month. 318 00:12:41,053 --> 00:12:43,679 [gasps] Oh! That Iberico ham is... 319 00:12:43,680 --> 00:12:46,516 [kiss] Woo! It's fire. 320 00:12:46,517 --> 00:12:49,644 I'm trying to make it last, so I just cut off a little slice 321 00:12:49,645 --> 00:12:52,396 to reward myself for doing my chores. [giggles] 322 00:12:52,397 --> 00:12:56,275 [laughs] You're cute, but I wanted to ask you about the accident. 323 00:12:56,276 --> 00:12:58,945 I know you didn't get into it with card sharks. 324 00:12:58,946 --> 00:13:02,073 So, what happened? 325 00:13:02,074 --> 00:13:03,783 - Seriously? - [mail shuffling] 326 00:13:03,784 --> 00:13:06,410 [♪ smooth R&B music playing] 327 00:13:06,411 --> 00:13:08,955 ♪ 328 00:13:08,956 --> 00:13:12,041 [excited hallway chatter] 329 00:13:12,042 --> 00:13:15,462 ♪ 330 00:13:16,755 --> 00:13:19,257 Seriously?! What the fuck?! 331 00:13:19,258 --> 00:13:21,467 Hell no! Not today, Satan! 332 00:13:21,468 --> 00:13:24,053 - Hey, Tamika. I'm sorry. - [Tamika sighs] 333 00:13:24,054 --> 00:13:25,847 I got my hospital bill, 334 00:13:25,848 --> 00:13:28,099 and insurance ain't cover shit. 335 00:13:28,100 --> 00:13:31,644 Girl, you had me scared. I thought death was knocking at your door again. 336 00:13:31,645 --> 00:13:32,937 Okay, now I know they're making- 337 00:13:32,938 --> 00:13:34,814 Comprehensive penal- They're making this shit up! 338 00:13:34,815 --> 00:13:36,816 - I know it. - Eh... 339 00:13:36,817 --> 00:13:40,069 I don't know about that. I saw you dead. 340 00:13:40,070 --> 00:13:41,946 Like, I thought I was about to have a ghost problem 341 00:13:41,947 --> 00:13:44,031 on top of my rat problem. 342 00:13:44,032 --> 00:13:45,241 Wait, you were there? 343 00:13:45,242 --> 00:13:47,285 Who do you think called the ambulance? 344 00:13:47,286 --> 00:13:49,662 Me and Lamar were fucking when we heard something fall. 345 00:13:49,663 --> 00:13:51,748 I took a video. You wanna see it? 346 00:13:52,332 --> 00:13:54,334 - No, I don't- Oh, alright. - Look. 347 00:13:54,335 --> 00:13:57,795 Uh-huh. Just making sure y'all don't steal none of her shit. 348 00:13:57,796 --> 00:14:00,798 That's what they did to my cousin Toño, and he had to buy all new CDs. 349 00:14:00,799 --> 00:14:02,717 That's my neighbor, and she's just always- 350 00:14:02,718 --> 00:14:03,885 [EMT 1] Melissa, can you hear me? 351 00:14:03,886 --> 00:14:05,303 - Breathe. Stay with us - [speaks Spanish] 352 00:14:05,304 --> 00:14:08,931 [Tamika] I think she's dead. [speaking Spanish] 353 00:14:08,932 --> 00:14:12,018 - [EMT 2] No pulse. Intubate. Cut the bra. - Oh, my God. 354 00:14:12,019 --> 00:14:14,937 - [sirens wailing on video] - Fuck. 355 00:14:14,938 --> 00:14:17,828 - [♪ music stops abruptly] - I don't wanna talk about it. 356 00:14:18,692 --> 00:14:20,194 Uh, okay... 357 00:14:20,944 --> 00:14:22,236 My bad. 358 00:14:22,237 --> 00:14:25,324 Um... Question number three. 359 00:14:25,325 --> 00:14:29,285 "Tell me about a time when you solved a problem in a creative way." 360 00:14:29,286 --> 00:14:30,286 [laughs] 361 00:14:30,287 --> 00:14:32,372 [locks door] 362 00:14:34,458 --> 00:14:37,348 [Melissa] If that Ümlaüt claim doesn't come through, 363 00:14:37,349 --> 00:14:38,711 I'm fucked, Bubba. 364 00:14:38,712 --> 00:14:40,463 [whines] 365 00:14:40,464 --> 00:14:42,340 There must be something I can do. 366 00:14:42,341 --> 00:14:45,385 [♪ "Money" by Leikeli47 playing] 367 00:14:48,138 --> 00:14:51,058 You're only as sick as your secrets. [sighs] 368 00:14:51,517 --> 00:14:55,269 ♪ Uh, chillin', layin' in the cut though ♪ 369 00:14:55,270 --> 00:14:57,647 - ♪ Easy, tryin' see what up though ♪ - What's this? 370 00:14:57,648 --> 00:15:00,149 ♪ So money, I got money ♪ 371 00:15:00,150 --> 00:15:02,068 - One, two, three, four. - ♪ Ooh ooh ♪ 372 00:15:02,069 --> 00:15:04,779 - ♪ Money, I got money ♪ - Okay. 373 00:15:04,780 --> 00:15:06,949 - [digital whirring] - ♪ Ooh ooh ♪ 374 00:15:07,783 --> 00:15:11,118 ♪ All my life, I had to grind and hustle ♪ 375 00:15:11,119 --> 00:15:13,329 ♪ I had to work like Kobe ♪ 376 00:15:13,330 --> 00:15:16,207 ♪ Just to shine like Russell ♪ 377 00:15:16,208 --> 00:15:18,626 ♪ They say, "Glad you made it" ♪ 378 00:15:18,627 --> 00:15:21,170 ♪ It happened overnight ♪ 379 00:15:21,171 --> 00:15:23,464 ♪ They say, "Damn, you changed" ♪ 380 00:15:23,465 --> 00:15:25,716 - ♪ I'm like, 'Sho' you right" ♪ - [cash register rings] 381 00:15:25,717 --> 00:15:27,677 - [♪ song ends] - [yelps, laughs] 382 00:15:27,678 --> 00:15:30,264 Forty-seven years to pay this off? 383 00:15:31,807 --> 00:15:33,475 No debt, no teeth, no point. 384 00:15:37,020 --> 00:15:39,731 What? Are you sure? 385 00:15:40,315 --> 00:15:44,236 [in elderly voice] Hello, this is, um, Elise Robinson. 386 00:15:44,820 --> 00:15:47,238 I was wondering if you could be a doll 387 00:15:47,239 --> 00:15:50,074 and tell me what my credit limit is. 388 00:15:50,075 --> 00:15:51,951 [representative] [on phone] To verify your identity, 389 00:15:51,952 --> 00:15:54,495 I'm going to ask you to answer your security question. 390 00:15:54,496 --> 00:15:57,331 What is the name of your first pet? 391 00:15:57,332 --> 00:15:59,458 Um, my... 392 00:15:59,459 --> 00:16:01,794 [whimpers, panting] 393 00:16:01,795 --> 00:16:05,006 Try Bubba. B-U-B-B-A. 394 00:16:05,007 --> 00:16:06,841 Yeah, yeah, thank you, baby. 395 00:16:06,842 --> 00:16:08,926 [representative] Correct. Thank you, Ms. Robinson. 396 00:16:08,927 --> 00:16:10,595 The limit is $10,000. 397 00:16:10,596 --> 00:16:14,640 Your balance is $9,721. Would you like to make a payment? 398 00:16:14,641 --> 00:16:16,977 I'm so sorry. Wrong number. 399 00:16:17,895 --> 00:16:18,945 [puts down phone] 400 00:16:20,105 --> 00:16:21,606 [normal] Now, what? 401 00:16:21,607 --> 00:16:24,692 Hey. You know that whole wardrobe accident 402 00:16:24,693 --> 00:16:26,433 that ended with me in the hospital? 403 00:16:26,434 --> 00:16:29,739 - Uh, yeah, you okay? - [Melissa] [on phone] Truth? Uh... 404 00:16:29,740 --> 00:16:31,908 I got the hospital bill, and it's bad. 405 00:16:31,909 --> 00:16:34,660 But my caseworker said I could go on a payment plan, 406 00:16:34,661 --> 00:16:37,706 but my credit score is absolute shit. 407 00:16:37,707 --> 00:16:39,874 - And so, I need a co-signer. - [mouthing] 408 00:16:39,875 --> 00:16:40,959 And I was, um... 409 00:16:41,877 --> 00:16:45,004 was hoping, um, you could be my co-signer. 410 00:16:45,005 --> 00:16:46,422 - Yeah, uh- - [Melissa] And I-I promise 411 00:16:46,423 --> 00:16:48,953 - I would pay on time- - Yeah, yeah. H-How much is it? 412 00:16:49,128 --> 00:16:51,177 $30,000. 413 00:16:51,178 --> 00:16:52,595 - Holy shit! - Holy shit! 414 00:16:52,596 --> 00:16:55,056 [Melissa] Wait, am I on speaker? Is someone there? 415 00:16:55,057 --> 00:16:56,432 Yeah... Um. uh, 416 00:16:56,433 --> 00:16:58,519 Ben, he's in town, um. I... 417 00:16:59,728 --> 00:17:02,730 Oh, d-did you check the bill? I-I thought you said it was- 418 00:17:02,731 --> 00:17:04,357 Can you take me off of speaker, please? 419 00:17:04,358 --> 00:17:06,443 - Yeah, sorry. - [beep] 420 00:17:07,486 --> 00:17:08,987 So... 421 00:17:10,322 --> 00:17:11,823 will you be my co-signer? 422 00:17:13,742 --> 00:17:15,244 Look, Mel, I'm... 423 00:17:15,245 --> 00:17:17,203 I'm so sorry, 424 00:17:17,204 --> 00:17:20,164 but I-I just don't feel comfortable doing that. 425 00:17:20,165 --> 00:17:21,541 - Yeah. Mm-hmm. - No, I just- 426 00:17:21,542 --> 00:17:23,918 I'm actually trying to be more financially responsible right now. 427 00:17:23,919 --> 00:17:25,795 I get it. I shouldn't have put you on the spot, so... 428 00:17:25,796 --> 00:17:27,672 A-And things are extra weird with my dad, so... 429 00:17:27,673 --> 00:17:30,424 Oh, yeah. No, I-I get it. [laughs] And, um... 430 00:17:30,425 --> 00:17:31,801 I'm fine. I- 431 00:17:31,802 --> 00:17:34,262 - And I'll figure it out. Anyway, um... - Yeah, but listen, if you want- 432 00:17:34,263 --> 00:17:36,765 - Gotta go. [mouthing] - [hangs up] 433 00:17:39,184 --> 00:17:42,312 [♪ somber music playing] 434 00:17:48,235 --> 00:17:50,696 How the fuck do people do this? 435 00:17:50,697 --> 00:17:54,991 Yes, um, I was calling about my hospital bill, 436 00:17:54,992 --> 00:17:56,659 and I-I wanted to get on a payment plan. 437 00:17:56,660 --> 00:17:58,202 [representative] [on phone]: That's possible. 438 00:17:58,203 --> 00:17:59,996 - Do you have a co-signer? - Yes, I have a co-signer. 439 00:17:59,997 --> 00:18:01,747 - [representative] Name? - My brother, Brian Jackson. 440 00:18:01,748 --> 00:18:03,249 [representative] And Social? 441 00:18:03,250 --> 00:18:06,419 Uh-huh. His Social is two-one-five... 442 00:18:06,420 --> 00:18:08,671 I stole my brother's Social Security number 443 00:18:08,672 --> 00:18:10,381 to get on a hospital payment plan. 444 00:18:10,382 --> 00:18:12,049 [laughs] Holy shit! 445 00:18:12,050 --> 00:18:13,509 - Shit! - Yep. 446 00:18:13,510 --> 00:18:15,803 You're sneaky. I like that. 447 00:18:15,804 --> 00:18:17,388 I'm still making payments. 448 00:18:17,389 --> 00:18:18,472 Mm. Yeah. 449 00:18:18,473 --> 00:18:20,933 Whatever! Everybody does sneaky shit. 450 00:18:20,934 --> 00:18:24,103 Stick around, and you might just find out. 451 00:18:24,104 --> 00:18:25,898 [quiet room chatter] 452 00:18:27,608 --> 00:18:29,692 - Okay, criminal. - [laughs] 453 00:18:29,693 --> 00:18:31,903 - Last question, okay? - Alright. 454 00:18:31,904 --> 00:18:33,654 -"Constructive criticism..." - Mm-hmm. 455 00:18:33,655 --> 00:18:34,739 "...is still criticism." 456 00:18:34,740 --> 00:18:36,240 - Mm-hmm. -"How do you handle that?" 457 00:18:36,241 --> 00:18:37,325 I hate it. 458 00:18:37,326 --> 00:18:39,493 - [phone ringing] - [office chatter] 459 00:18:39,494 --> 00:18:42,288 I hate it. I wanna stop doing this. 460 00:18:42,289 --> 00:18:45,249 - [Tamika] You got this. Okay? Just do it. - Okay. 461 00:18:45,250 --> 00:18:47,419 - Hi. - Hi. How may I help you? 462 00:18:48,337 --> 00:18:50,963 - I wanna quit the program. - Oh, I'm so sorry, 463 00:18:50,964 --> 00:18:54,717 but all cancellations actually need to be done over the phone. There is- Yep. 464 00:18:54,718 --> 00:18:57,053 A number right there on the back of your card 465 00:18:57,054 --> 00:18:58,638 - where you can give us a call... - Mm. 466 00:18:58,639 --> 00:18:59,931 ...and we can get it sorted for you. 467 00:18:59,932 --> 00:19:01,849 I did that, and I'm still on hold. 468 00:19:01,850 --> 00:19:03,768 [♪ jaunty hold music playing] 469 00:19:03,769 --> 00:19:06,270 Uh, okay, well, maybe I can interest you in an upgrade. 470 00:19:06,271 --> 00:19:09,398 We have a New Year special that includes dessert. 471 00:19:09,399 --> 00:19:12,569 Maybe I can interest you in a loud public argument! 472 00:19:12,570 --> 00:19:15,655 - [phone ringing] - [indistinct chatter] 473 00:19:15,656 --> 00:19:18,032 - [softly] Okay, gimme one sec. - [softly] Take your time. 474 00:19:18,033 --> 00:19:19,534 [typing] 475 00:19:19,535 --> 00:19:21,786 - You look hungry. Are you hungry? - Yeah. 476 00:19:21,787 --> 00:19:22,870 - Nah. - Okay. 477 00:19:22,871 --> 00:19:24,205 - A little bit. - Eat something. 478 00:19:24,206 --> 00:19:27,291 Um, yeah, th-th-that sh- That should do it. 479 00:19:27,292 --> 00:19:28,793 [sing-songy] ♪ Thank you! ♪ 480 00:19:28,794 --> 00:19:31,880 - [♪ upbeat music playing] - Thank you so much. [laughing] 481 00:19:32,506 --> 00:19:34,549 Ugh! You know what? 482 00:19:34,550 --> 00:19:36,843 This is not living! 483 00:19:36,844 --> 00:19:38,386 Assata Shakur said, 484 00:19:38,387 --> 00:19:41,013 "We got nothing to lose but our chains!" 485 00:19:41,014 --> 00:19:44,225 - Vámonos! Vámonos! - Not our gains! I'm coming! 486 00:19:44,226 --> 00:19:45,685 [both laughing] 487 00:19:45,686 --> 00:19:47,937 - I was so hungry. - [laughs] 488 00:19:47,938 --> 00:19:50,648 Shit, I've been on Waist Watchers for three years. 489 00:19:50,649 --> 00:19:52,942 - I was off and on for 10! - [Tamika] Ouch. 490 00:19:52,943 --> 00:19:55,236 But, low-key, it was comforting being around other people 491 00:19:55,237 --> 00:19:57,697 that are fucked up in the exact same way as you. [laughs] 492 00:19:57,698 --> 00:19:59,198 Yeah, but it's all bullshit, right? 493 00:19:59,199 --> 00:20:01,492 - 1,000%! - Yes. 494 00:20:01,493 --> 00:20:04,996 Alright, here's to all the fat bitches that set themselves free. 495 00:20:04,997 --> 00:20:07,540 Uh-uh. You are not fat. Don't talk about yourself like that. 496 00:20:07,541 --> 00:20:09,709 Bitch, you got eyes? We both fat as fuck. 497 00:20:09,710 --> 00:20:11,586 I just said that outta habit. 498 00:20:11,587 --> 00:20:13,754 If I call myself fat in front of Rory, he corrects me. 499 00:20:13,755 --> 00:20:17,065 Well, I think you're both beautiful and fat as hell. Respectfully. 500 00:20:17,176 --> 00:20:19,760 - Thank you! - Thank you, mamas! Salud! 501 00:20:19,761 --> 00:20:21,721 Tell me, is Rory a Leo? 502 00:20:21,722 --> 00:20:23,181 Yeah, how do you know? 503 00:20:23,182 --> 00:20:24,765 They can be a little superficial. 504 00:20:24,766 --> 00:20:26,058 Mm-hmm. 505 00:20:26,059 --> 00:20:28,227 Uh, he can be a little narcissistic. 506 00:20:28,228 --> 00:20:31,439 Like, the other day, he- You know what? Never mind. 507 00:20:31,440 --> 00:20:33,400 No, no, no, no, no. What? 508 00:20:33,401 --> 00:20:36,152 His dad put me up for this management class, 509 00:20:36,153 --> 00:20:38,113 and he asked me not to take it. 510 00:20:39,198 --> 00:20:41,616 Wow... 511 00:20:41,617 --> 00:20:43,297 You're taking it, though, right? 512 00:20:43,298 --> 00:20:45,203 His relationship with his dad is messy, 513 00:20:45,204 --> 00:20:47,663 and as his friend, I'm not gonna throw fuel on the fire. 514 00:20:47,664 --> 00:20:48,748 That would be selfish. 515 00:20:48,749 --> 00:20:50,082 - What?! - [Allie] And as your friend, 516 00:20:50,083 --> 00:20:51,501 that's his fire. 517 00:20:51,502 --> 00:20:53,294 Putting yourself first is not being selfish. 518 00:20:53,295 --> 00:20:55,087 - Right. - Yes, it is! If it hurts somebody, 519 00:20:55,088 --> 00:20:56,756 you gotta put your needs aside. 520 00:20:56,757 --> 00:20:57,965 [softly] Goddamn. 521 00:20:57,966 --> 00:21:00,718 Does anybody have Brené Brown's number? Anyone? 522 00:21:00,719 --> 00:21:03,554 Be honest. Do you wanna take this management class? 523 00:21:03,555 --> 00:21:05,640 I mean, it does come with a raise. 524 00:21:05,641 --> 00:21:08,518 - Bitch, take the class! - He would do the same for me! 525 00:21:08,519 --> 00:21:10,019 The same man you just called a narcissist? 526 00:21:10,020 --> 00:21:11,104 Nope. 527 00:21:11,105 --> 00:21:12,522 [Allie] I get you, Mel. 528 00:21:12,523 --> 00:21:15,149 I was just like you. But then, I did ayahuasca, 529 00:21:15,150 --> 00:21:17,276 and I realized I have to ask for what I want. 530 00:21:17,277 --> 00:21:18,694 - Period. - [Tamika] Mm-hmm. 531 00:21:18,695 --> 00:21:20,446 - Conflict be that bitch. - [Allie] Mm-hmm. 532 00:21:20,447 --> 00:21:22,823 She can make a relationship grow or break it. 533 00:21:22,824 --> 00:21:24,617 [Allie] Exactly. After five years, 534 00:21:24,618 --> 00:21:26,536 Eric didn't like it when I found my voice. 535 00:21:26,537 --> 00:21:28,246 So, we got a divorce, 536 00:21:28,247 --> 00:21:29,830 and I went back to dating women. 537 00:21:29,831 --> 00:21:31,874 - [Tamika] Mm. Yes, you did. - Okay. 538 00:21:31,875 --> 00:21:34,962 Okay. Let's say I take it. 539 00:21:34,963 --> 00:21:37,839 - I ain't got nothing to wear. [laughs] - [Tamika] Say less. 540 00:21:37,840 --> 00:21:41,676 I can have you looking managerial as fuck in no time. 541 00:21:41,677 --> 00:21:44,345 [gasps] Y'all wanna come over to my place and do a fatty makeover? 542 00:21:44,346 --> 00:21:46,097 - [excited chatter] - [phone buzzing] 543 00:21:46,098 --> 00:21:48,391 - [text bloops] - [Tamika and Allie laughing] 544 00:21:48,392 --> 00:21:49,977 [Tamika] Yes. 545 00:21:50,811 --> 00:21:51,861 Uh... 546 00:21:52,646 --> 00:21:54,326 do you think we can do it tomorrow? 547 00:21:55,190 --> 00:21:57,817 Well, you can bail 548 00:21:57,818 --> 00:22:00,361 if whatever it is you're about to do 549 00:22:00,362 --> 00:22:02,739 is something that you actually wanna do. 550 00:22:03,448 --> 00:22:04,498 [Allie] Bet. 551 00:22:05,659 --> 00:22:06,910 [phone bloops] 552 00:22:06,911 --> 00:22:09,370 - Did somebody say "fashion show"? Aye! - [Tamika] Aye! 553 00:22:09,371 --> 00:22:11,747 - Yes! It's about time! - [glasses clink] 554 00:22:11,748 --> 00:22:13,541 I got the looks. We gonna do an eye for you. 555 00:22:13,542 --> 00:22:15,294 I wanna look like Michael Scott. 556 00:22:15,878 --> 00:22:18,546 Like, my friends, they told me to dress the part, 557 00:22:18,547 --> 00:22:21,925 - so a bitch did. [laughs] - [laughs] 558 00:22:22,509 --> 00:22:24,369 Sounds like you got some good friends. 559 00:22:24,761 --> 00:22:26,220 Yeah, I do. 560 00:22:26,221 --> 00:22:28,723 Okay, last question. 561 00:22:28,724 --> 00:22:31,517 Um, no. I thought that was the last question. 562 00:22:31,518 --> 00:22:33,769 You're not the only one who's allowed to break the rules, right? 563 00:22:33,770 --> 00:22:37,274 - Well, fair, fair. [laughs] - Alright, okay. [laughs] So... 564 00:22:38,275 --> 00:22:39,776 - answer me this. - Mm-hmm. 565 00:22:40,444 --> 00:22:42,614 What do you see for yourself in the future? 566 00:22:43,947 --> 00:22:46,950 - [♪ inspirational music playing] - [weak laugh] 567 00:22:48,827 --> 00:22:51,705 [inaudible] 568 00:22:55,542 --> 00:22:56,592 ♪ 569 00:22:58,921 --> 00:23:00,421 [♪ music crescendos] 570 00:23:00,422 --> 00:23:02,006 [♪ music stops] 571 00:23:02,007 --> 00:23:04,926 I may be Black and round, but I am not a Magic 8 Ball. 572 00:23:04,927 --> 00:23:07,386 - [both laugh] - Yeah. I don't know either. 573 00:23:07,387 --> 00:23:08,471 [both laugh] 574 00:23:08,472 --> 00:23:10,973 [teacher] Now that you've gotten to know your partner, 575 00:23:10,974 --> 00:23:13,142 what I want is for you to ask yourself, 576 00:23:13,143 --> 00:23:16,187 are you ready to have difficult conversations? 577 00:23:16,188 --> 00:23:18,397 That brings me to your homework. 578 00:23:18,398 --> 00:23:21,859 Please read chapter one in Difficult Conversations. 579 00:23:21,860 --> 00:23:25,350 - [teacher speaks indistinctly, muffled] - [♪ R&B music playing] 580 00:23:31,161 --> 00:23:35,082 - [rumbling, roaring] - [♪ gentle music playing] 581 00:23:35,601 --> 00:23:37,834 - Oh, fuck! - Oh, fuck! 582 00:23:37,835 --> 00:23:39,627 [both laugh] 583 00:23:39,628 --> 00:23:42,755 Ooh! Fuck. Uh, who's this? 584 00:23:42,756 --> 00:23:45,091 - [collar rattles] - I thought you hated dogs. 585 00:23:45,092 --> 00:23:47,718 [Melissa] Bubba, meet Rory. Rory, meet Bubba. 586 00:23:47,719 --> 00:23:49,846 And I don't hate dogs. 587 00:23:49,847 --> 00:23:52,640 I just hate other people's dogs when they're assholes. 588 00:23:52,641 --> 00:23:54,475 Jesus, a blazer? 589 00:23:54,476 --> 00:23:56,096 Who died and gave you a talk show? 590 00:23:59,022 --> 00:24:02,108 Actually, I, um, need to tell you something. 591 00:24:02,109 --> 00:24:04,111 Okay. I'm... 592 00:24:04,945 --> 00:24:06,029 I'm scared. [laughs] 593 00:24:06,780 --> 00:24:08,115 Uh... 594 00:24:08,782 --> 00:24:11,702 Look, I know I said that I wouldn't, um... 595 00:24:13,120 --> 00:24:15,160 but I started the management class today. 596 00:24:17,708 --> 00:24:19,209 What? I- 597 00:24:20,043 --> 00:24:22,628 I never ask you for anything. J- 598 00:24:22,629 --> 00:24:25,464 - Just this one thing, and y-you- - I know. 599 00:24:25,465 --> 00:24:28,295 You know how complicated my relationship is with my dad. 600 00:24:28,677 --> 00:24:30,011 Fuck, especially now. 601 00:24:30,012 --> 00:24:31,679 I know, but this was a good opportunity for me, 602 00:24:31,680 --> 00:24:34,015 and I had to put myself first for once. 603 00:24:34,016 --> 00:24:36,894 Yeah, for once. Lately, everything is about you. 604 00:24:37,644 --> 00:24:38,728 What? 605 00:24:38,729 --> 00:24:42,065 I'm in a real relationship for the first time ever. [weak laugh] 606 00:24:43,108 --> 00:24:45,985 I met Ben's parents last week. 607 00:24:45,986 --> 00:24:47,820 I've never met a boyfriend's parents before. 608 00:24:47,821 --> 00:24:49,572 Boyfriend? 609 00:24:49,573 --> 00:24:50,740 Yeah! 610 00:24:50,741 --> 00:24:52,700 Rory, you've only been seeing him for a month. 611 00:24:52,701 --> 00:24:55,077 So what if we're moving fast? 612 00:24:55,078 --> 00:24:56,495 Who cares? The point is 613 00:24:56,496 --> 00:24:58,664 you don't give a shit. 614 00:24:58,665 --> 00:24:59,833 You're changing. 615 00:25:00,959 --> 00:25:02,710 Good. 616 00:25:02,711 --> 00:25:04,462 I don't wanna be that person anymore. 617 00:25:04,463 --> 00:25:06,422 I-I wanna be better! 618 00:25:06,423 --> 00:25:07,757 Ever since the accident, I- 619 00:25:07,758 --> 00:25:09,592 Oh, my fucking God! Mel... 620 00:25:09,593 --> 00:25:13,137 Not the accident again. Okay, it sucks that this happened to you, 621 00:25:13,138 --> 00:25:16,141 but it's been over a month, okay? 622 00:25:16,142 --> 00:25:18,476 You're fine. You need to move on. 623 00:25:18,477 --> 00:25:20,562 I fucking died, Rory. 624 00:25:22,564 --> 00:25:25,358 For three full minutes. Dead. 625 00:25:25,359 --> 00:25:27,777 So, don't tell me to move on. 626 00:25:27,778 --> 00:25:29,695 If you had been a better friend, 627 00:25:29,696 --> 00:25:32,240 i-if you had have been there, 628 00:25:32,241 --> 00:25:35,743 instead of ditching me on my birthday, maybe none of this would've happened! 629 00:25:35,744 --> 00:25:38,412 I'm sorry, Mel, but y-you can't punish me 630 00:25:38,413 --> 00:25:40,248 for not knowing that you died for three minutes 631 00:25:40,249 --> 00:25:43,084 wh-when you hid it from me. I'm not- I don't read minds! 632 00:25:43,085 --> 00:25:45,920 You made ditching me a fucking sport! 633 00:25:45,921 --> 00:25:47,421 When we were supposed to go to Hamilton, 634 00:25:47,422 --> 00:25:49,298 you called and canceled at the last minute. 635 00:25:49,299 --> 00:25:50,591 Hamilton? 636 00:25:50,592 --> 00:25:52,593 Or when I begged you to come to my cousin's baptism, 637 00:25:52,594 --> 00:25:54,595 you had a stupid waxing appointment, 638 00:25:54,596 --> 00:25:56,514 and that was more important to you than me! 639 00:25:56,515 --> 00:25:59,600 Mel, I can't be there for you every second of your life. 640 00:25:59,601 --> 00:26:01,686 - Okay? - It's not every second! 641 00:26:01,687 --> 00:26:03,688 I-It's being there when it matters! 642 00:26:03,689 --> 00:26:06,732 It's the fact that when I asked you to co-sign 643 00:26:06,733 --> 00:26:10,027 for my fucking stupid hospital bill, 644 00:26:10,028 --> 00:26:11,864 you said no! 645 00:26:12,656 --> 00:26:14,658 - I needed you! - You always need me! 646 00:26:14,659 --> 00:26:19,036 [♪ "Friends That Break Your Heart" by James Blake playing] 647 00:26:19,037 --> 00:26:20,329 [soft crying] 648 00:26:20,330 --> 00:26:23,125 Do you know how hard it is being your only friend? 649 00:26:25,919 --> 00:26:27,296 Do you? 650 00:26:28,046 --> 00:26:30,339 Pretending like I don't have a social life, 651 00:26:30,340 --> 00:26:33,135 just to make you feel better about yours? 652 00:26:33,969 --> 00:26:37,431 Being the only thing that stands between you and your... 653 00:26:38,682 --> 00:26:40,933 loneliness! Fuck, Mel! 654 00:26:40,934 --> 00:26:42,935 I am not your boyfriend! 655 00:26:42,936 --> 00:26:46,190 ♪ In the end, it was friends ♪ 656 00:26:47,566 --> 00:26:49,067 Mel? I- 657 00:26:49,401 --> 00:26:53,363 ♪ It was friends who broke my heart ♪ 658 00:26:54,531 --> 00:26:57,492 - Boyfriend? [cries] - I didn't- 659 00:26:58,202 --> 00:27:00,746 Rory, you're not even my friend. 660 00:27:01,955 --> 00:27:03,664 - Just go. - Mel? 661 00:27:03,665 --> 00:27:04,874 Rory, just go! 662 00:27:04,875 --> 00:27:07,377 ♪ In the fore ♪ 663 00:27:08,795 --> 00:27:11,839 ♪ And as many loves ♪ 664 00:27:11,840 --> 00:27:15,009 ♪ That have crossed my path ♪ 665 00:27:15,010 --> 00:27:17,678 - ♪ In the end, it was friends ♪ - [drops spare key] 666 00:27:17,679 --> 00:27:19,556 - Rory. [sobs] - [door closes] 667 00:27:21,475 --> 00:27:23,851 ♪ In the end, it was friends ♪ 668 00:27:23,852 --> 00:27:25,270 Fuck! 669 00:27:26,188 --> 00:27:27,688 [blazer thuds] 670 00:27:27,689 --> 00:27:30,650 ♪ In the end, it was friends ♪ 671 00:27:30,651 --> 00:27:32,360 ♪ It was friends ♪ 672 00:27:32,361 --> 00:27:35,405 ♪ Who broke my heart ♪ 673 00:27:37,407 --> 00:27:40,243 ♪ And I've pushed myself ♪ 674 00:27:40,244 --> 00:27:43,287 ♪ To be vulnerable ♪ 675 00:27:43,288 --> 00:27:47,334 ♪ And then slept with one eye wide ♪ 676 00:27:50,337 --> 00:27:52,713 ♪ All that pain ♪ 677 00:27:52,714 --> 00:27:56,175 ♪ And nothing gained in the end ♪ 678 00:27:56,176 --> 00:27:59,346 ♪ In the end, it was friends ♪ 679 00:28:02,432 --> 00:28:05,561 ♪ In the end, it was friends ♪ 680 00:28:08,480 --> 00:28:11,608 ♪ It was friends who ♪ 681 00:28:12,276 --> 00:28:17,406 ♪ Broke my heart ♪ 682 00:28:17,656 --> 00:28:19,324 [♪ song fades out] 683 00:28:31,628 --> 00:28:34,464 [♪ fanfare playing] 684 00:28:34,514 --> 00:28:39,064 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 52188

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