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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:17,833 --> 00:00:18,791 Hey, Bae! 2 00:00:21,833 --> 00:00:23,000 Hey, Bae! 3 00:00:25,875 --> 00:00:26,708 Hey, Bae! 4 00:00:26,833 --> 00:00:30,750 Wherever you walk by You light up the world 5 00:00:30,875 --> 00:00:32,791 With your words With your eyes 6 00:00:32,916 --> 00:00:34,416 You light up every path 7 00:00:34,541 --> 00:00:36,416 The world awaits you 8 00:00:36,625 --> 00:00:42,000 Where have you been all this while? 9 00:00:42,750 --> 00:00:43,583 Hey, Bae! 10 00:00:43,708 --> 00:00:46,833 The way you slay The way you are The way you talk 11 00:00:46,958 --> 00:00:47,791 Hey, Bae! 12 00:00:47,916 --> 00:00:49,958 Deep in your eyes Lies your dreams 13 00:00:50,083 --> 00:00:51,083 It's gonna be your day 14 00:00:51,208 --> 00:00:54,833 The world awaits you Where have you been all this while? 15 00:00:55,250 --> 00:00:56,208 Hey, Bae! 16 00:00:59,333 --> 00:01:00,166 Hey, Bae! 17 00:01:08,125 --> 00:01:09,250 Mumbai! 18 00:01:12,250 --> 00:01:13,625 Money, money, money! 19 00:01:14,625 --> 00:01:16,375 Hustle, hustle, it's a goddamn hustle! 20 00:01:16,500 --> 00:01:17,500 This city called Mumbai 21 00:01:17,625 --> 00:01:19,333 It hustles you up and down It sucks you inside out! 22 00:01:19,458 --> 00:01:21,125 Hustle, hustle, it's a goddamn hustle! 23 00:01:21,250 --> 00:01:24,250 This city of dreams Leaves no stone unturned 24 00:01:24,375 --> 00:01:26,041 Hustle, hustle, it's a goddamn hustle! 25 00:01:26,166 --> 00:01:27,333 This city called Mumbai 26 00:01:27,458 --> 00:01:28,958 It hustles you up and down It sucks you inside out! 27 00:01:29,125 --> 00:01:30,750 Hustle, hustle, it's a goddamn hustle! 28 00:01:30,875 --> 00:01:32,083 This city of dreams 29 00:01:32,250 --> 00:01:33,916 -Leaves no stone unturned -Malvika! 30 00:01:35,208 --> 00:01:37,458 Oh, my God! The bags under your eyes are from Prada! 31 00:01:38,000 --> 00:01:39,375 Are they making you work too many night shifts? 32 00:01:40,041 --> 00:01:40,875 One second. 33 00:01:42,000 --> 00:01:42,875 Recovery serum. 34 00:01:43,041 --> 00:01:44,208 You'll feel better in a week. 35 00:01:47,541 --> 00:01:48,625 Mr. Phool Singh. 36 00:01:48,916 --> 00:01:50,666 You need a Reiki session for your back. 37 00:01:50,791 --> 00:01:51,833 I'll book one for you tomorrow. 38 00:01:51,958 --> 00:01:53,166 My back is fine, ma'am. 39 00:01:53,375 --> 00:01:54,291 -Sure. -Yeah. 40 00:01:57,250 --> 00:01:58,791 Jignesh! 41 00:01:59,000 --> 00:02:00,333 What a pleasant surprise. 42 00:02:01,166 --> 00:02:02,583 You didn't inform us that you're coming. 43 00:02:02,875 --> 00:02:04,500 No check-in on social media either. 44 00:02:04,958 --> 00:02:08,166 By the way, what does Captain Shastry think of our new helipad? 45 00:02:11,000 --> 00:02:11,916 Don't ask. 46 00:02:12,625 --> 00:02:13,666 I flew commercial. 47 00:02:15,500 --> 00:02:18,125 -And that too, coach. -What?! 48 00:02:18,291 --> 00:02:21,625 -Economy and you?! -I said don't ask. 49 00:02:23,916 --> 00:02:25,250 That explains the few bags. 50 00:02:26,916 --> 00:02:29,000 A girl doesn't bring luggage when she comes home! 51 00:02:30,083 --> 00:02:30,916 True. 52 00:02:31,083 --> 00:02:32,125 This is your home. 53 00:02:32,375 --> 00:02:35,125 So, the presidential suite as always, right? 54 00:02:36,083 --> 00:02:38,625 Actually, the suite next to Samar Bhai. 55 00:02:40,041 --> 00:02:41,250 Samar Sir? 56 00:02:42,791 --> 00:02:45,041 Mr. Samar is not staying with us, ma'am. 57 00:02:47,958 --> 00:02:48,791 Yet. 58 00:02:48,916 --> 00:02:50,583 I'm sure he'll check in soon. 59 00:02:50,916 --> 00:02:53,000 He never stays at another hotel when he's in Mumbai. 60 00:02:53,166 --> 00:02:54,500 -Right. -Let me know when he checks in. 61 00:02:55,083 --> 00:02:56,041 -Toodles. -Sure. 62 00:03:03,458 --> 00:03:04,291 Toodles. 63 00:03:06,958 --> 00:03:08,041 I am Bae. 64 00:03:08,166 --> 00:03:09,375 I'm born to slay. 65 00:03:09,541 --> 00:03:11,125 Flawsome is my middle name. 66 00:03:11,250 --> 00:03:12,750 Awesome is my first. 67 00:03:12,875 --> 00:03:15,083 I get up, dress up, show up. 68 00:03:15,208 --> 00:03:16,250 I am a glow-getter. 69 00:03:23,250 --> 00:03:24,250 No more deppresso! 70 00:03:24,416 --> 00:03:25,375 Only Espresso! 71 00:03:39,416 --> 00:03:40,791 Come on, Nathan! 72 00:03:42,208 --> 00:03:43,541 Come on, Nathan! 73 00:03:44,583 --> 00:03:46,333 Yes, Nathan! 74 00:03:46,791 --> 00:03:47,625 Come on! 75 00:03:47,833 --> 00:03:48,666 Yes! 76 00:03:48,791 --> 00:03:50,375 Yes! 77 00:03:50,833 --> 00:03:51,666 Come on! 78 00:03:52,166 --> 00:03:53,166 Come on, Nathan! 79 00:03:53,708 --> 00:03:54,666 Come on! 80 00:03:54,791 --> 00:03:56,500 Come on, Nathan! 81 00:03:56,708 --> 00:03:59,750 And the finger goes up! 82 00:03:59,875 --> 00:04:01,625 Come on, Nathan! 83 00:04:03,375 --> 00:04:05,791 What the hell?! 84 00:04:07,541 --> 00:04:08,541 What are you doing in my room? 85 00:04:09,125 --> 00:04:10,541 And what were you doing on my bed? 86 00:04:10,666 --> 00:04:11,541 Hello, ma'am. 87 00:04:11,708 --> 00:04:13,000 Sincerest apologies. 88 00:04:13,125 --> 00:04:15,583 The boys were peaking earlier, and Nathan's strokes were amazing! 89 00:04:15,708 --> 00:04:17,000 I was gonna make ten grand! 90 00:04:17,250 --> 00:04:18,250 Mother-fudger! 91 00:04:18,375 --> 00:04:19,625 How uncouth! 92 00:04:19,832 --> 00:04:21,582 No cussing about women, please. 93 00:04:22,125 --> 00:04:25,250 You and your peaking boys should go to your room now, okay? 94 00:04:25,707 --> 00:04:26,625 No, ma'am. 95 00:04:28,500 --> 00:04:30,000 Actually, it's just a game. 96 00:04:30,125 --> 00:04:31,957 And that is stunning! 97 00:04:32,291 --> 00:04:33,291 What a catch! 98 00:04:33,416 --> 00:04:35,250 The fielders showed excellent awareness. 99 00:04:35,375 --> 00:04:36,332 This was about cricket? 100 00:04:36,875 --> 00:04:38,707 The dive by the fielder was marvelous. 101 00:04:39,291 --> 00:04:41,041 But why are you watching it on my TV? 102 00:04:41,582 --> 00:04:42,457 Please leave. 103 00:04:43,041 --> 00:04:44,750 Actually, ma'am. You have to leave. 104 00:04:45,457 --> 00:04:46,582 What? 105 00:04:46,791 --> 00:04:47,791 How dare you? 106 00:04:48,207 --> 00:04:49,457 Ma'am, I'm Saira Ali. 107 00:04:49,582 --> 00:04:50,416 I'm a trainee here. 108 00:04:50,582 --> 00:04:54,000 And I'm here to tell you that all your cards have been declined. 109 00:04:55,000 --> 00:04:55,916 What do you mean? 110 00:04:56,250 --> 00:04:57,291 They don't work. 111 00:04:57,500 --> 00:04:58,832 They're blocked. 112 00:04:59,000 --> 00:05:00,125 They're canceled. 113 00:05:00,416 --> 00:05:03,041 But I thought Aggy and the cards, both work overtime. 114 00:05:03,208 --> 00:05:04,083 Look, ma'am. 115 00:05:04,333 --> 00:05:05,958 I have tried many times. 116 00:05:06,166 --> 00:05:07,500 My shift is also about to end. 117 00:05:07,625 --> 00:05:10,541 Please come down with me, pay in cash, and settle it. 118 00:05:12,833 --> 00:05:18,166 I had 4000 Indian rupees this morning, but I paid 500 for the cab. 119 00:05:18,457 --> 00:05:19,582 Okay. 120 00:05:23,041 --> 00:05:25,791 Pounds, dirhams, dollars. 121 00:05:26,082 --> 00:05:28,750 Is that an LV Sarah? 122 00:05:30,332 --> 00:05:31,166 Yeah. 123 00:05:32,166 --> 00:05:33,207 Oh, my God. 124 00:05:33,457 --> 00:05:35,166 Actually, I'm saving up to buy one. 125 00:05:35,332 --> 00:05:36,332 I want mine. 126 00:05:37,582 --> 00:05:39,291 Saira's own LV Saira. 127 00:05:40,041 --> 00:05:41,082 I mean Sarah. 128 00:05:41,250 --> 00:05:42,082 Sorry. 129 00:05:43,375 --> 00:05:44,207 Take it. 130 00:05:44,457 --> 00:05:45,291 What? 131 00:05:45,500 --> 00:05:47,125 I can't take this, ma'am. No. 132 00:05:47,416 --> 00:05:48,250 Keep it. 133 00:05:48,750 --> 00:05:49,582 Take it. 134 00:05:53,250 --> 00:05:55,957 That's that's really kind of you, ma'am. 135 00:05:56,250 --> 00:05:57,750 Kindness never goes out of fashion. 136 00:06:02,583 --> 00:06:04,208 Okay, so 137 00:06:05,666 --> 00:06:08,375 This is enough for one night's payment. 138 00:06:08,500 --> 00:06:09,458 What about tomorrow? 139 00:06:10,333 --> 00:06:12,500 Thinking about tomorrow is so middle-class. 140 00:06:13,291 --> 00:06:15,833 -Ma'am -Wait. 141 00:06:17,250 --> 00:06:18,457 Are you suggesting that 142 00:06:19,125 --> 00:06:21,832 -I am -Middle-class would be an upgrade, ma'am. 143 00:06:22,541 --> 00:06:25,666 -Currently, you're -Poor. 144 00:06:27,125 --> 00:06:29,000 -No. -Yeah. 145 00:06:32,125 --> 00:06:34,291 Wait a minute. 146 00:06:35,500 --> 00:06:36,500 Problem solved! 147 00:06:36,707 --> 00:06:37,625 Your ring! 148 00:06:37,750 --> 00:06:39,707 You can sell this and get a two-bedroom apartment in the suburbs. 149 00:06:42,750 --> 00:06:43,832 This is my wedding ring. 150 00:06:44,000 --> 00:06:46,041 The emerald is from the Nizam of Hyderabad. 151 00:06:46,332 --> 00:06:48,207 And the diamonds are from the Queen of Belgium. 152 00:06:48,375 --> 00:06:49,416 Family heirloom. 153 00:06:51,291 --> 00:06:52,332 I can't sell this. 154 00:06:52,500 --> 00:06:54,875 Well, in that case, ma'am. 155 00:06:55,332 --> 00:06:56,332 You have one hour. 156 00:06:57,082 --> 00:06:58,541 Please vacate this room. 157 00:07:15,166 --> 00:07:16,582 Try the penthouse suite. 158 00:07:21,125 --> 00:07:23,375 -Won't that be more expensive? -Just try it. 159 00:07:24,541 --> 00:07:25,416 You'll see. 160 00:07:39,332 --> 00:07:40,291 Delete the Gstaad holiday. 161 00:07:40,916 --> 00:07:42,166 Delete honeymoon pics. 162 00:07:42,416 --> 00:07:44,082 -Delete Tomatina in Seville. -Tomatina. 163 00:07:44,250 --> 00:07:45,875 -Delete wedding pics. -Wedding. 164 00:07:46,082 --> 00:07:47,832 -Delete Maldives' birthday. -Maldives 165 00:07:47,957 --> 00:07:49,500 Not the Maldives pictures, Aggy. 166 00:07:53,582 --> 00:07:56,707 I ate only oranges for four days to fit into that bikini. 167 00:08:01,375 --> 00:08:02,958 You can delete me from your phone. 168 00:08:03,458 --> 00:08:05,083 But how will you erase me from your heart? 169 00:08:05,208 --> 00:08:06,375 I did that already. 170 00:08:06,791 --> 00:08:09,208 Forget my phone, I'll delete you from the server too. 171 00:08:09,500 --> 00:08:11,333 Samar, let's buy a goddamn Telecom company. 172 00:08:12,791 --> 00:08:13,791 Samar Bhai. 173 00:08:14,375 --> 00:08:17,707 -Why didn't you go to LA last night? -I thought we'd convince Aggy together. 174 00:08:17,957 --> 00:08:19,500 Like the time I crashed his Maybach, 175 00:08:19,832 --> 00:08:21,332 and wesurprised him with a vintage horse carriage. 176 00:08:21,500 --> 00:08:22,707 When will this end? 177 00:08:23,082 --> 00:08:24,707 I saved you from jail in New York. 178 00:08:25,500 --> 00:08:26,750 This time you cheated on Aggy. 179 00:08:27,500 --> 00:08:28,416 What's the solution this time? 180 00:08:28,541 --> 00:08:30,000 Shall we get him a harem to balance things out? 181 00:08:30,291 --> 00:08:31,125 Is that what you want? 182 00:08:32,540 --> 00:08:34,375 Please leave, Bae. Please leave. 183 00:08:37,750 --> 00:08:38,540 Aggy. 184 00:08:41,665 --> 00:08:42,540 I'm sorry. 185 00:08:44,625 --> 00:08:45,750 I'm sorry, okay? 186 00:08:47,415 --> 00:08:48,958 I know I made a mistake. 187 00:08:49,165 --> 00:08:50,000 Mistake? 188 00:08:50,875 --> 00:08:52,208 Cheating is a choice, Bae. 189 00:08:52,458 --> 00:08:53,333 Not a mistake. 190 00:08:54,375 --> 00:08:56,125 I know I fucked up. 191 00:08:56,540 --> 00:08:57,790 But I didn't mean to. 192 00:08:59,415 --> 00:09:01,208 Why can't we work through our differences? 193 00:09:02,041 --> 00:09:03,791 Like Jay-Z and Beyoncé? 194 00:09:05,041 --> 00:09:06,333 Please, Aggy. 195 00:09:10,625 --> 00:09:14,125 When we were in New York and I told my mom that I wanted to marry you, 196 00:09:14,708 --> 00:09:15,625 you know what she told me? 197 00:09:17,458 --> 00:09:18,666 "You can do better." 198 00:09:20,375 --> 00:09:23,458 Until the day of our wedding, she kept saying, "Let's call this off. 199 00:09:23,750 --> 00:09:26,708 Marry Anisha Mehra instead. She might not be better looking than Bella, 200 00:09:26,916 --> 00:09:29,041 but she is better educated, comes from a better family. 201 00:09:29,166 --> 00:09:31,083 She's smarter." Oh, and FYI 202 00:09:31,291 --> 00:09:33,625 Anisha's independent, and runs her own grooming empire. 203 00:09:34,040 --> 00:09:35,083 Do you know what I told Mom? 204 00:09:35,208 --> 00:09:36,540 What if she is not educated? 205 00:09:37,165 --> 00:09:38,250 Bae is honest. 206 00:09:38,915 --> 00:09:41,958 Yes, she's a bit straightforward, but above all, she's loyal. 207 00:09:43,165 --> 00:09:46,125 I love her and I can't imagine spending my life with anyone else. 208 00:09:48,750 --> 00:09:49,750 I made a mistake. 209 00:09:50,665 --> 00:09:51,708 I married for love. 210 00:09:53,290 --> 00:09:55,333 Where was this love after we got married? 211 00:09:55,583 --> 00:09:57,165 You were never around, Agastya. 212 00:09:57,333 --> 00:09:58,790 I felt so lonely. 213 00:09:59,875 --> 00:10:00,750 Lonely? 214 00:10:01,250 --> 00:10:02,083 Lonely? 215 00:10:02,916 --> 00:10:04,500 Daily lunches and dinners with the girls. 216 00:10:04,625 --> 00:10:06,208 Weekly shopping trips to Paris and Milan. 217 00:10:06,333 --> 00:10:07,666 Oh, and how can I forget? 218 00:10:08,041 --> 00:10:08,916 Your gym. 219 00:10:09,416 --> 00:10:10,250 Now, go. 220 00:10:10,375 --> 00:10:11,791 Do as many burpees as you want. 221 00:10:14,583 --> 00:10:15,708 You know, right? 222 00:10:15,875 --> 00:10:18,375 The chandeliers in that house got more attention than I did. 223 00:10:19,416 --> 00:10:21,333 Why don't you say anything in front of Aggy? 224 00:10:21,541 --> 00:10:23,000 Say something, Samar Bhai. 225 00:10:23,291 --> 00:10:25,791 What's more important than your sister's happiness? 226 00:10:26,500 --> 00:10:27,791 The business, okay? 227 00:10:28,250 --> 00:10:29,666 It's more important than all of us. 228 00:10:30,000 --> 00:10:32,540 And I'm gonna be the new CEO of our joint venture. 229 00:10:32,958 --> 00:10:34,665 So please don't fuck this up for me. 230 00:10:35,750 --> 00:10:39,125 Take the keys to the house in Worli, and lie low. 231 00:10:41,083 --> 00:10:42,040 Why? 232 00:10:42,583 --> 00:10:43,415 What do you think? 233 00:10:43,540 --> 00:10:44,875 You think you'll be able to survive here? 234 00:10:45,290 --> 00:10:47,915 This is Mumbai. It's a city of competitive and ambitious people. 235 00:10:48,583 --> 00:10:49,833 You won't survive a day. 236 00:10:50,625 --> 00:10:51,915 I already survived half a day. 237 00:10:52,208 --> 00:10:53,333 I can handle it. 238 00:10:53,708 --> 00:10:54,540 I see. 239 00:10:54,665 --> 00:10:56,875 And what will you do when your wallet is empty? 240 00:11:00,083 --> 00:11:00,916 Samar. 241 00:11:01,208 --> 00:11:03,375 Tell her there will be a maid, a car, and a driver. 242 00:11:04,041 --> 00:11:05,791 And one platinum card will be restored. 243 00:11:06,583 --> 00:11:10,000 All you have to do is keep that no-filter mouth of yours shut. 244 00:11:10,208 --> 00:11:12,666 Alright? No posting online and no social media. 245 00:11:13,458 --> 00:11:15,416 We have already lost a lot because of you. 246 00:11:15,875 --> 00:11:18,458 We can't deal with any more blind items and scandals. 247 00:11:18,916 --> 00:11:20,166 You'll be safe in the house. 248 00:11:21,041 --> 00:11:21,916 Taken care of. 249 00:11:22,708 --> 00:11:24,750 Despite everything, I don't want you to suffer. 250 00:11:25,791 --> 00:11:28,250 So, take the keys and stay mum. 251 00:11:35,250 --> 00:11:36,915 You sound exactly like Mum. 252 00:11:38,333 --> 00:11:40,000 Trying to buy my silence with a house? 253 00:11:40,125 --> 00:11:41,040 No, you idiot. 254 00:11:41,165 --> 00:11:42,333 We're trying to help you. 255 00:11:42,458 --> 00:11:45,415 I am not an idiot, and I do not need your help. 256 00:11:45,833 --> 00:11:47,415 Really? What will you do? Get a job? 257 00:11:48,165 --> 00:11:49,375 Yes, I will get a job. 258 00:11:51,165 --> 00:11:54,458 But not like you, CEO for selling out your sister. 259 00:11:55,290 --> 00:11:56,750 Poor thing. She has completely lost it. 260 00:11:56,875 --> 00:11:59,415 I am not a "damsel in distress." I will stay in Mumbai. 261 00:12:00,416 --> 00:12:01,916 I'll make it on my own. 262 00:12:02,833 --> 00:12:04,958 And unlike you, I'll do it without the family name. 263 00:12:19,458 --> 00:12:21,750 One day you'll realize that marrying me was not a mistake. 264 00:12:23,166 --> 00:12:24,791 But the best decision you ever made. 265 00:12:45,125 --> 00:12:47,750 From now on, it's all about loving your GramFam. 266 00:13:00,291 --> 00:13:01,166 Toodles. 267 00:13:06,416 --> 00:13:08,000 Please keep this, Bae ma'am. 268 00:13:08,541 --> 00:13:10,875 You've paid for so many Reiki sessions for my back. 269 00:13:11,416 --> 00:13:13,416 I know you've got my back, Mr. Phool Singh. 270 00:13:17,458 --> 00:13:18,333 Ma'am, please. 271 00:13:18,458 --> 00:13:19,708 Accept this cheque. 272 00:13:19,916 --> 00:13:21,166 Lolo is just five. 273 00:13:21,375 --> 00:13:22,833 She won't be going to college anytime soon. 274 00:13:23,375 --> 00:13:25,583 Our Lolo will only study in an Ivy League School. 275 00:13:29,208 --> 00:13:30,708 Keep this chain, Bae ma'am. 276 00:13:31,083 --> 00:13:32,040 You gave me this. 277 00:13:32,540 --> 00:13:34,375 A gift is never returned to its bestower. 278 00:13:47,958 --> 00:13:48,915 Oh, a tuk-tuk! 279 00:13:49,040 --> 00:13:50,083 Just like in Bangkok! 280 00:13:50,208 --> 00:13:51,665 No, it's actually an auto. 281 00:13:51,790 --> 00:13:52,625 -An auto? -Yeah. 282 00:13:52,750 --> 00:13:54,165 So you have to get in from there. 283 00:13:54,875 --> 00:13:56,000 The entrance is there. 284 00:13:56,375 --> 00:13:57,458 Yeah, it's all good. 285 00:14:10,541 --> 00:14:11,833 Where are the seat belts? 286 00:14:12,791 --> 00:14:14,875 Is this your first time in an auto? 287 00:14:15,625 --> 00:14:16,500 There are no seat belts. 288 00:14:16,875 --> 00:14:17,791 Don't be so formal. 289 00:14:18,125 --> 00:14:19,375 -Call me Bae. -Okay. 290 00:14:19,666 --> 00:14:20,500 Bae. 291 00:14:22,375 --> 00:14:24,375 By the way, these autos are damn cute. 292 00:14:24,583 --> 00:14:26,833 They're just like Mini Coopers but without the doors. 293 00:14:27,208 --> 00:14:30,000 Well, it's easier to find a Mini Cooper than an auto in this city. 294 00:14:31,166 --> 00:14:32,165 How interesting! 295 00:14:32,750 --> 00:14:34,083 Wait. Did you return the ring? 296 00:14:34,333 --> 00:14:35,665 How will you pay the hostel's rent? 297 00:14:37,375 --> 00:14:38,665 -Let me check. -Yeah. 298 00:14:44,415 --> 00:14:46,208 Hundred dollars? Where did this come from? 299 00:14:47,750 --> 00:14:50,583 I decided I'd never spend it, but here it is. 300 00:14:50,750 --> 00:14:51,750 My first salary. 301 00:14:52,250 --> 00:14:53,083 Wait. 302 00:14:53,208 --> 00:14:54,040 Salary? 303 00:14:54,333 --> 00:14:56,833 You mean you had a job? 304 00:14:58,290 --> 00:15:02,500 So, back in New York City, I decided to volunteer at the animal shelter. 305 00:15:05,291 --> 00:15:06,125 Hey, Bae! 306 00:15:07,583 --> 00:15:08,416 Hey, Bae! 307 00:15:09,833 --> 00:15:10,708 Hey, Bae! 308 00:15:14,500 --> 00:15:15,333 Hey, Bae! 309 00:15:18,625 --> 00:15:23,375 The world awaits you Where have you been all this while? 310 00:15:23,625 --> 00:15:24,583 Hey, Bae! 311 00:15:28,208 --> 00:15:29,083 Hey, Bae! 312 00:15:32,708 --> 00:15:33,583 Hey, Bae! 313 00:15:35,208 --> 00:15:36,915 -Why is this one covered? -He just won't eat. 314 00:15:37,708 --> 00:15:38,540 Hey, Bae! 315 00:15:43,375 --> 00:15:45,208 No one was able to help Hedwig. 316 00:15:48,208 --> 00:15:51,333 I realized he was the only owl in the entire shelter. 317 00:15:54,083 --> 00:15:55,083 He was just lonely. 318 00:16:33,708 --> 00:16:35,333 You're a silly owl. And so am I! 319 00:17:00,041 --> 00:17:03,416 I've done a course on "How to communicate with your spirit animal verbally 320 00:17:03,541 --> 00:17:04,708 and telepathically". 321 00:17:05,333 --> 00:17:08,250 Hedwig completely recovered and we became friends. 322 00:17:10,000 --> 00:17:12,250 -Go, Hedwig! -After all, we were both called silly. 323 00:17:13,250 --> 00:17:16,125 But only we knew how smart we really were. 324 00:17:23,708 --> 00:17:27,083 When community service ended the shelter gave me 100 dollars as a token. 325 00:17:27,540 --> 00:17:29,708 -Can you exchange this? -Of course. 326 00:17:29,833 --> 00:17:30,666 Give it. Here you go. 327 00:17:34,208 --> 00:17:36,125 Parade of bags! 328 00:17:45,250 --> 00:17:46,875 Hustle, hustle, it's a goddamn hustle! 329 00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:48,083 This city called Mumbai 330 00:17:48,208 --> 00:17:50,000 It hustles you up and down It sucks you inside out! 331 00:17:50,125 --> 00:17:51,625 Hustle, hustle, it's a goddamn hustle! 332 00:17:51,750 --> 00:17:53,125 This city of dreams Leaves no stone unturned 333 00:17:53,250 --> 00:17:54,916 Excuse me. Is that still or sparkling? 334 00:17:57,250 --> 00:17:58,375 Definitely not alkaline. 335 00:18:01,666 --> 00:18:04,125 -Here you go, man. -Thank you. 336 00:18:05,333 --> 00:18:09,916 Your tattoo speaks a thousand words to me in a language I don't understand. 337 00:18:10,500 --> 00:18:11,875 What does it say, by the way? 338 00:18:12,208 --> 00:18:13,041 This? 339 00:18:13,500 --> 00:18:15,333 It says, "Mind your own business." 340 00:18:16,000 --> 00:18:18,333 -In Mandarin. -Well, our beer is still due. 341 00:18:26,666 --> 00:18:28,875 You were just flirting with him, and now this? 342 00:18:29,291 --> 00:18:30,458 How do you find the time? 343 00:18:30,708 --> 00:18:31,583 Carl? 344 00:18:31,750 --> 00:18:33,291 I don't really have the hots for him. 345 00:18:33,500 --> 00:18:36,541 He's in charge of the booking, so I have to be nice to him if I wanna come back. 346 00:18:37,208 --> 00:18:38,041 That! 347 00:18:38,333 --> 00:18:39,541 That is nice. 348 00:18:39,833 --> 00:18:41,083 Come back from where? 349 00:18:41,416 --> 00:18:42,708 Losttel's policy. 350 00:18:43,416 --> 00:18:45,000 You have to check out every three weeks. 351 00:18:45,125 --> 00:18:47,458 So, I spend the fourth week somewhere else and come back. 352 00:18:49,916 --> 00:18:51,583 Where do you go? 353 00:18:51,875 --> 00:18:53,958 I take refuge in dating apps for that week. 354 00:18:54,125 --> 00:18:56,750 I swipe a lot to find a guy with a nice apartment. 355 00:18:56,875 --> 00:18:58,791 Hook up for a week and then break up. 356 00:18:59,958 --> 00:19:01,875 You're using the dating app as Airbnb? 357 00:19:02,000 --> 00:19:04,000 Well, I guess it's the year of collabs. 358 00:19:08,125 --> 00:19:09,666 -Can you just get that one? -Yeah. 359 00:19:09,791 --> 00:19:11,541 Oh, so cozy! 360 00:19:11,750 --> 00:19:13,708 Just like an A 380 first-class cabin. 361 00:19:14,083 --> 00:19:15,458 Craving a mimosa. 362 00:19:16,166 --> 00:19:17,458 Just keep that there. 363 00:19:19,625 --> 00:19:21,333 minimalism 364 00:19:22,416 --> 00:19:25,958 easyliving 365 00:19:26,208 --> 00:19:28,875 chilllife. 366 00:19:37,458 --> 00:19:38,666 Breakfast this way! 367 00:19:39,458 --> 00:19:40,833 Oh, it's quite the spread. 368 00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:44,083 White bread?! 369 00:19:44,583 --> 00:19:47,375 I thought it was eradicated from the world, like polio. 370 00:19:49,250 --> 00:19:51,041 Are those from cage-free hens? 371 00:19:52,291 --> 00:19:54,958 Do you have anything that is lactose or gluten-free? 372 00:19:55,125 --> 00:19:56,916 Almond? Soy? 373 00:19:57,166 --> 00:19:58,041 Seaweed? 374 00:19:59,291 --> 00:20:00,875 She'll have the black coffee. 375 00:20:03,583 --> 00:20:06,541 You have one week left until your next payment is due. 376 00:20:07,666 --> 00:20:08,500 Thanks. 377 00:20:08,625 --> 00:20:09,500 I need a job. 378 00:20:09,625 --> 00:20:10,625 In just six days. 379 00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:12,833 -How? -It'll work out. 380 00:20:13,083 --> 00:20:14,500 What are your qualifications? 381 00:20:14,708 --> 00:20:16,000 You must've done some courses, right? 382 00:20:16,250 --> 00:20:17,083 Of course! 383 00:20:17,416 --> 00:20:18,916 How to communicate with your spirit animal? 384 00:20:19,041 --> 00:20:20,500 Psychic vegan cheese and wine pairing. 385 00:20:20,625 --> 00:20:21,583 Cyberfeminism. 386 00:20:21,708 --> 00:20:22,916 David Beckham studies. 387 00:20:23,041 --> 00:20:24,708 Gulf streaming without a carbon footprint. 388 00:20:24,833 --> 00:20:26,166 Ethical emerald jewelry design. 389 00:20:26,291 --> 00:20:27,708 Then there's "How to change the world one tweet at a time." 390 00:20:27,833 --> 00:20:29,791 Climate resilience for the high net-worth individual. 391 00:20:29,916 --> 00:20:31,041 Underwater basket weaving. 392 00:20:31,166 --> 00:20:32,041 Banter for the bilineal. 393 00:20:32,208 --> 00:20:33,958 Understanding the art of plant-based caviar. 394 00:20:34,083 --> 00:20:35,541 Then there's Fashion Psychology, of course. 395 00:20:35,666 --> 00:20:37,541 -Fashion! -Fashion is the right option. 396 00:20:37,708 --> 00:20:38,958 Try fashion. 397 00:20:39,125 --> 00:20:40,041 That's the one. 398 00:20:40,166 --> 00:20:41,041 Fashion. 399 00:20:41,416 --> 00:20:42,250 I like it. 400 00:20:42,583 --> 00:20:43,500 I like it. 401 00:20:57,041 --> 00:20:57,958 You're hired. 402 00:20:58,125 --> 00:20:59,000 You can start tomorrow. 403 00:20:59,208 --> 00:21:00,958 Great. What will be the salary? 404 00:21:02,708 --> 00:21:04,916 Honey, this is Sammy and Pammy. 405 00:21:05,083 --> 00:21:07,625 You won't get a salary, you'll get exposure. 406 00:21:08,333 --> 00:21:10,333 Excess exposure can cause skin cancer. 407 00:21:10,833 --> 00:21:12,666 Not that kind of exposure. 408 00:21:13,583 --> 00:21:14,500 Which kind then? 409 00:21:14,750 --> 00:21:17,041 I mean, the rent is not gonna pay itself, right? 410 00:21:17,500 --> 00:21:18,375 Rent? 411 00:21:20,625 --> 00:21:21,458 Tacky! 412 00:21:27,416 --> 00:21:28,458 Are those real feathers? 413 00:21:29,500 --> 00:21:31,375 Of course, they're real feathers, honey. 414 00:21:32,833 --> 00:21:34,041 You know what's tacky? 415 00:21:34,250 --> 00:21:35,125 Cruelty. 416 00:21:35,833 --> 00:21:36,916 Animal cruelty. 417 00:21:37,958 --> 00:21:39,041 How dare you? 418 00:21:39,166 --> 00:21:40,083 Rude! 419 00:21:41,625 --> 00:21:42,583 Sorry, Sammy. 420 00:21:43,458 --> 00:21:44,958 Nothing's working out, Saira. 421 00:21:45,125 --> 00:21:46,833 At least I wear faux fur. 422 00:21:47,291 --> 00:21:48,125 Right? 423 00:21:48,250 --> 00:21:49,666 You must try kombucha. 424 00:21:49,875 --> 00:21:52,500 It tastes just like a poor man's tears. 425 00:21:52,916 --> 00:21:55,166 Oh, what's poor? 426 00:21:55,458 --> 00:21:56,708 What's a tear? 427 00:21:58,666 --> 00:21:59,750 I can sue you for defamation. 428 00:21:59,958 --> 00:22:01,458 I was an intern at Auntie Indira's office. 429 00:22:01,875 --> 00:22:03,125 Oh, in your last life? 430 00:22:03,291 --> 00:22:04,500 Indira Gandhi the Prime Minister? 431 00:22:04,708 --> 00:22:06,666 In this life, Indira Jaising, the lawyer. 432 00:22:06,791 --> 00:22:08,083 -Might have heard about her. -Hey, Bae! 433 00:22:08,291 --> 00:22:09,125 Oh! 434 00:22:12,333 --> 00:22:15,291 So, Meghna Malik and Prateek Arora. 435 00:22:15,458 --> 00:22:16,875 Advocate Shinde will be here soon. 436 00:22:17,041 --> 00:22:18,666 What are the grounds for divorce again? 437 00:22:18,791 --> 00:22:20,000 He tortures me every day. 438 00:22:20,458 --> 00:22:21,541 Domestic violence! 439 00:22:21,666 --> 00:22:22,541 Shame on you! 440 00:22:22,875 --> 00:22:24,833 No! No! Musical violence. 441 00:22:25,208 --> 00:22:28,375 -Every night with Honey -What about your affair with Arijit? 442 00:22:29,500 --> 00:22:31,125 So, the grounds for divorce are an affair. 443 00:22:31,250 --> 00:22:32,291 Same here. 444 00:22:32,541 --> 00:22:33,416 Affair? 445 00:22:33,583 --> 00:22:34,416 Me? 446 00:22:34,625 --> 00:22:35,833 No. Never. 447 00:22:36,333 --> 00:22:38,375 -So, Honey -Honey Singh. 448 00:22:38,666 --> 00:22:41,125 -And Arijit -Arijit Singh. 449 00:22:41,291 --> 00:22:43,416 Our country's most soulful voice. 450 00:22:43,583 --> 00:22:44,875 My favorite singer. 451 00:22:45,250 --> 00:22:46,291 Okay. 452 00:22:46,500 --> 00:22:49,166 So, musical incompatibility is the ground for divorce? 453 00:22:51,833 --> 00:22:53,041 The Judge won't agree to it. 454 00:22:59,916 --> 00:23:01,375 Noise-canceling headphones. 455 00:23:02,000 --> 00:23:05,166 Aggy would listen to TED Talks every night, and I'd listen to Taylor Swift. 456 00:23:05,291 --> 00:23:06,666 He wasn't exactly a Swiftie. 457 00:23:07,375 --> 00:23:08,500 You can thank me later. 458 00:23:09,916 --> 00:23:11,750 You can thank me later! 459 00:23:12,625 --> 00:23:13,583 Can we go?! 460 00:23:19,041 --> 00:23:20,166 They were such a sweet couple. 461 00:23:20,583 --> 00:23:21,958 I saw love in their eyes. 462 00:23:22,541 --> 00:23:24,625 Mr. Shinde fired me for sending you to him. 463 00:23:24,791 --> 00:23:26,875 Prateek and Meghna have asked for a refund. 464 00:23:27,750 --> 00:23:28,791 Hello? Yes, sir. Sir 465 00:23:28,916 --> 00:23:31,333 But the Delhi Mail always said that Bae is so generous. 466 00:23:31,583 --> 00:23:32,916 I just love helping people. 467 00:23:33,416 --> 00:23:34,666 How about helping me then? 468 00:23:34,916 --> 00:23:37,625 -Your Losttel rent is due tomorrow. -Yeah. 469 00:23:40,041 --> 00:23:42,166 Eventually, we all go our separate ways. 470 00:23:46,125 --> 00:23:47,291 No, I can't. 471 00:23:48,791 --> 00:23:50,625 It has to go. 472 00:23:50,750 --> 00:23:51,583 -Give it to me. -No. 473 00:23:51,708 --> 00:23:53,250 -Give me the bag. Give it. -I can't. 474 00:23:55,000 --> 00:23:58,000 We don't have any other choice but to sell this on TheLuxuryPop.com. 475 00:23:58,166 --> 00:23:59,083 You have to pay Carl, right? 476 00:23:59,250 --> 00:24:00,083 Woman up! 477 00:24:02,166 --> 00:24:03,208 Be gentle. 478 00:24:12,791 --> 00:24:15,125 We have a bid. We did it, Bae! 479 00:24:16,958 --> 00:24:21,000 Goodbye, Patootie. Now you'll grace someone else's climate-controlled closet. 480 00:24:33,791 --> 00:24:36,208 We'll have to sell Kiki and Lovebug next month. 481 00:24:36,625 --> 00:24:38,208 Where will the money come from, Saira? 482 00:24:38,500 --> 00:24:39,875 They will throw me out of here too. 483 00:24:40,916 --> 00:24:42,833 Not if you get a new job. 484 00:24:43,000 --> 00:24:46,083 Well, there's a temporary position at my hotel. 485 00:24:46,333 --> 00:24:47,458 I'll sort that out for you. Don't worry. 486 00:24:48,625 --> 00:24:50,875 From the penthouse suite to the service entrance. 487 00:24:51,125 --> 00:24:52,291 What a journey! 488 00:24:57,125 --> 00:24:58,916 You know, alcohol is a carb. 489 00:24:59,541 --> 00:25:02,791 Mom would always say, "A moment on your lips, forever on your hips." 490 00:25:02,916 --> 00:25:05,708 If you wanna be a skinny bitch, drink a Skinny Bitch. 491 00:25:05,916 --> 00:25:08,375 -Skinny Bitch? -Skinny Bitch! 492 00:25:08,791 --> 00:25:09,708 Tequila and soda. 493 00:25:10,041 --> 00:25:10,875 Wait. 494 00:25:11,291 --> 00:25:13,000 One tequila. 495 00:25:13,583 --> 00:25:15,333 Two tequila. 496 00:25:15,625 --> 00:25:17,458 Three tequila. 497 00:25:19,625 --> 00:25:20,458 Floor! 498 00:25:22,583 --> 00:25:25,041 Where are you now, Mom, when I need you? 499 00:25:28,208 --> 00:25:29,875 Madh Island iced tea, anyone? 500 00:25:31,125 --> 00:25:33,625 -I bleed. -I endure. 501 00:25:33,750 --> 00:25:36,000 -I'm a woman. -There's no cure. 502 00:25:36,125 --> 00:25:37,541 They want us to be pure. 503 00:25:37,666 --> 00:25:39,166 And to be demure. 504 00:25:39,333 --> 00:25:41,708 -'Cause we make 'em insecure. -Insecure. 505 00:25:41,916 --> 00:25:43,375 -They want my lips -My turn. 506 00:25:45,166 --> 00:25:48,041 My piece is called, "Posh Lives Matter". 507 00:25:48,541 --> 00:25:52,333 Pieces of me scatter, on a tacky bunk bed. 508 00:25:53,000 --> 00:25:56,291 Posh lives matter, our hearts are also red. 509 00:25:58,541 --> 00:26:02,458 Carbs will make me fatter, I need my keto bread. 510 00:26:03,083 --> 00:26:06,375 Posh lives matter, our hearts are also red. 511 00:26:08,375 --> 00:26:12,625 My designer clothes tatter, inside, I'm a little bit dead. 512 00:26:12,875 --> 00:26:17,166 Posh lives matter, our hearts are also red. 513 00:26:17,458 --> 00:26:21,000 The truth is out there, and I shall seek it out. 514 00:26:21,208 --> 00:26:24,500 Welcome to another episode of The Confessional with Satyajit Sen where 515 00:26:25,166 --> 00:26:28,333 Isn't he the one who believes character assassination is journalism? 516 00:26:28,500 --> 00:26:30,458 We have a very special guest on our show. 517 00:26:30,708 --> 00:26:31,833 National hero. 518 00:26:32,083 --> 00:26:33,958 Accomplished wrestler, Yugandhar Singh. 519 00:26:34,083 --> 00:26:35,125 Welcome to the show, sir. 520 00:26:35,250 --> 00:26:36,083 Thank you, sir. 521 00:26:36,208 --> 00:26:38,458 Mr. Yugandhar, do you think 522 00:26:38,583 --> 00:26:40,833 -you are disciplined? -Of course. 523 00:26:41,083 --> 00:26:43,166 I owe my life to wrestling! 524 00:26:43,333 --> 00:26:45,250 You look very muscular, Mr. Yugandhar. 525 00:26:45,375 --> 00:26:47,000 So, tell us. At the last Olympics, 526 00:26:47,125 --> 00:26:50,666 did your Canadian coach give you anabolic steroids? 527 00:26:50,958 --> 00:26:52,625 Or did you request it? "Give me drugs!" 528 00:26:52,750 --> 00:26:54,375 -He-- -Viewers, Yugandhar Singh was 529 00:26:54,500 --> 00:26:58,208 going to get banned for life by the Wrestling Federation of India. 530 00:26:58,333 --> 00:27:02,750 But you bribed everyone to remain silent. 531 00:27:02,875 --> 00:27:05,791 Is this true or not, Mr. Yugandhar? 532 00:27:09,125 --> 00:27:10,083 Yes! 533 00:27:10,958 --> 00:27:11,875 -Yes! -Stop clapping. 534 00:27:12,083 --> 00:27:13,125 Stop it! 535 00:27:16,708 --> 00:27:18,083 Wrestling is my life. 536 00:27:19,458 --> 00:27:20,625 I love wrestling. 537 00:27:20,916 --> 00:27:23,708 Viewers, wrestling is his life. 538 00:27:23,833 --> 00:27:25,541 He loves wrestling. 539 00:27:27,708 --> 00:27:28,791 What's the truth? 540 00:27:30,666 --> 00:27:34,875 Viewers, it seems like Mr. Yugandhar has been blinded by money. 541 00:27:35,208 --> 00:27:36,166 Look at me. 542 00:27:36,583 --> 00:27:39,375 For me, my country will always come first. 543 00:27:39,583 --> 00:27:43,041 I'm a man of this land. I am truly Indigenous! 544 00:27:43,166 --> 00:27:44,208 Yes! 545 00:27:46,291 --> 00:27:48,666 This is The Confessional with Satyajit Sen, 546 00:27:48,791 --> 00:27:52,750 where the truth always triumphs. 547 00:27:52,875 --> 00:27:53,750 We'll be back after a short break. 548 00:27:54,041 --> 00:27:56,625 Truth more like truly dishonest. 549 00:27:57,041 --> 00:27:59,416 Liar, liar. Prada on fire. 550 00:27:59,583 --> 00:28:00,458 Prada? 551 00:28:00,583 --> 00:28:01,416 Are you sure? 552 00:28:01,541 --> 00:28:03,500 SS claims he only wears Indian brands. 553 00:28:03,625 --> 00:28:04,666 Indigenous? 554 00:28:04,791 --> 00:28:08,500 If he is Indigenous, then I am like Greta Thunberg. 555 00:28:08,833 --> 00:28:10,500 He's the fakest person I have ever seen. 556 00:28:10,708 --> 00:28:13,791 And trust me, I've been around my fair share of South Delhi nose jobs. 557 00:28:15,333 --> 00:28:16,333 Indigenous? 558 00:28:16,500 --> 00:28:18,208 Preaches local, parades in Prada. 559 00:28:19,208 --> 00:28:23,291 Even if I go blind, I can recognize Prada just by feeling it. 560 00:28:23,625 --> 00:28:25,208 That shirt is Prada. 561 00:28:25,333 --> 00:28:27,083 That jacket is Gucci. 562 00:28:27,375 --> 00:28:29,000 That pocket square is LV. 563 00:28:29,125 --> 00:28:30,625 Those glasses are Tom Ford. 564 00:28:31,291 --> 00:28:32,583 Completely Indigenous. 565 00:28:32,708 --> 00:28:34,125 More like a complete fraud. 566 00:28:34,833 --> 00:28:36,875 Truth more like truly dishonest-- 567 00:28:42,708 --> 00:28:45,333 Truth, more like truly dishonest! 568 00:28:45,875 --> 00:28:47,083 Completely Indigenous. 569 00:28:47,208 --> 00:28:48,375 More like a complete fraud. 570 00:28:48,500 --> 00:28:49,666 Fraud. Fraud! 571 00:28:49,875 --> 00:28:51,458 That shirt is Prada. 572 00:28:51,583 --> 00:28:53,291 That jacket is Gucci. 573 00:28:53,500 --> 00:28:55,250 That pocket square is LV. 574 00:28:55,458 --> 00:28:56,750 Those glasses are Tom Ford. 575 00:28:56,875 --> 00:28:57,708 Indigenous? 576 00:28:57,833 --> 00:28:59,625 Preaches local, parades in Prada. 577 00:29:13,333 --> 00:29:15,541 I am back at the Chowdhary Mansion. 578 00:29:16,166 --> 00:29:19,041 I can smell a single-origin Kenyan medium roast. 579 00:29:20,458 --> 00:29:22,916 Mumbai was just a bad dream. 580 00:29:23,416 --> 00:29:26,333 Captain Shastry, get the chopper ready. 581 00:29:26,500 --> 00:29:27,333 Chopper? 582 00:29:27,458 --> 00:29:29,041 Are you still drunk, bro? 583 00:29:29,250 --> 00:29:30,916 Okay, anyway, look at this. 584 00:29:31,083 --> 00:29:32,958 Look at the number of likes, views, and comments. 585 00:29:33,083 --> 00:29:34,541 Everyone loves you, Bae! 586 00:29:34,750 --> 00:29:37,166 I've got 15,000 new subscribers. 587 00:29:37,333 --> 00:29:39,208 Overnight, just because of you. 588 00:29:39,375 --> 00:29:40,875 Bae, you're viral. 589 00:29:41,375 --> 00:29:44,250 -I'm Bae. I was born to go viral. -Yeah. 590 00:29:44,666 --> 00:29:45,750 Here. Have some parfait. 591 00:29:45,875 --> 00:29:47,000 Excuse me. 592 00:29:47,125 --> 00:29:48,875 Come on. We have a shift at 9:00 a.m. Let's go. 593 00:29:49,125 --> 00:29:50,041 Do I have to? 594 00:29:50,166 --> 00:29:51,250 I'm viral, Saira. 595 00:29:51,375 --> 00:29:52,416 Viral is temporary. 596 00:29:52,541 --> 00:29:53,791 Hard work is forever. 597 00:29:54,000 --> 00:29:55,333 Laid out a buffet for no reason. 598 00:30:02,583 --> 00:30:05,708 H20 plus CO2 and we have smoke! 599 00:30:06,458 --> 00:30:08,958 I did a molecular mixology course in Ibiza. 600 00:30:09,708 --> 00:30:11,750 It's actually cold but it looks damn hot. 601 00:30:33,750 --> 00:30:34,916 It's been six months, sir. 602 00:30:35,375 --> 00:30:36,541 I can't do it. 603 00:30:37,375 --> 00:30:38,333 Tomorrow? 604 00:30:38,750 --> 00:30:39,666 Tomorrow for sure. 605 00:30:39,833 --> 00:30:40,666 Tomorrow 606 00:30:48,083 --> 00:30:50,416 Completely Indigenous. More like a complete fraud. 607 00:30:50,916 --> 00:30:51,750 -Enjoy. -Thank you. 608 00:30:53,833 --> 00:30:54,750 Hey, listen. 609 00:30:55,833 --> 00:30:56,958 That's you, right? 610 00:30:58,291 --> 00:30:59,458 Move, Uncle. 611 00:31:02,458 --> 00:31:03,458 Help! 612 00:31:04,958 --> 00:31:05,791 Help! 613 00:31:06,041 --> 00:31:07,500 Help! 614 00:31:08,875 --> 00:31:10,458 Help! 615 00:31:15,125 --> 00:31:15,958 Let go! 616 00:31:16,916 --> 00:31:18,916 Help me! 617 00:31:20,333 --> 00:31:21,333 Let go! 618 00:31:25,083 --> 00:31:25,958 Stop screaming. 619 00:31:26,125 --> 00:31:27,708 No one can drown in two feet of water. 620 00:31:27,958 --> 00:31:29,291 It's not two, it's four feet. 621 00:31:30,000 --> 00:31:31,333 My Jacuzzi is bigger than this. 622 00:31:31,500 --> 00:31:34,333 You know, Jacuzzi accidents have increased by 18% in the last year. 623 00:31:34,916 --> 00:31:37,791 So, you should be saying, "Thank you, you saved my life." Right? 624 00:31:38,041 --> 00:31:39,208 -Thank you? -Yes. 625 00:31:39,541 --> 00:31:41,125 I fell in because of your video. 626 00:31:41,541 --> 00:31:43,416 I ruined my Gucci shoes because of you. 627 00:31:44,291 --> 00:31:45,708 Who wears Gucci in a pool? 628 00:31:45,916 --> 00:31:48,791 Who brings up Jacuzzi accident stats in a pool? 629 00:31:48,916 --> 00:31:50,208 So having a good memory is a problem now? 630 00:31:50,375 --> 00:31:52,875 Were you here for a swim or for your SATs? 631 00:31:53,208 --> 00:31:54,291 Alright, I give up. 632 00:31:55,708 --> 00:31:56,916 Listen, video girl. 633 00:31:57,875 --> 00:31:59,083 I need to see you in my office tomorrow. 634 00:31:59,708 --> 00:32:01,125 TRP office, at 10:00 a.m. sharp. 635 00:32:01,625 --> 00:32:02,833 -Cool? -TRP? 636 00:32:04,250 --> 00:32:05,375 No! No! 637 00:32:05,625 --> 00:32:07,916 I can't. I'm sorry, I can't come. 638 00:32:08,041 --> 00:32:10,791 Hey I'll be waiting for you. 639 00:32:10,916 --> 00:32:12,291 -You'll come? -No. 640 00:32:15,625 --> 00:32:16,583 I'm really sorry, sir. 641 00:32:16,833 --> 00:32:18,541 We have extended your membership for one year. 642 00:32:18,916 --> 00:32:20,666 And we have banned that child for six months, sir. 643 00:32:21,000 --> 00:32:22,291 No. There's no need to do that. 644 00:32:22,416 --> 00:32:23,291 He's just a kid. It's fine. 645 00:32:23,541 --> 00:32:24,500 Breaking news. 646 00:32:24,625 --> 00:32:25,958 That's Neel N. 647 00:32:26,291 --> 00:32:28,000 Managing Director at TRP. 648 00:32:28,583 --> 00:32:29,916 He called me to his office tomorrow. 649 00:32:30,291 --> 00:32:31,625 Do you think I should call Auntie Indira? 650 00:32:31,833 --> 00:32:33,125 Can they sue me? 651 00:32:33,583 --> 00:32:34,500 Wait, let me check. 652 00:32:37,541 --> 00:32:38,666 They can. 653 00:32:39,333 --> 00:32:42,458 Under sections 499 and 500, criminal defamation. 654 00:32:42,666 --> 00:32:45,458 And section 298, speech with intent to harm. 655 00:32:45,708 --> 00:32:46,625 Shit. 656 00:32:49,375 --> 00:32:51,375 I think your luck is on a hiatus. 657 00:32:52,625 --> 00:32:54,750 First, you had to learn how to survive with less money. 658 00:32:54,875 --> 00:32:57,750 -Now you have to get used to jail. -Jail?! 659 00:33:00,958 --> 00:33:03,125 -Okay. How bad can it be? -Yes. 660 00:33:03,250 --> 00:33:04,916 Jail is all complex carbs. 661 00:33:05,041 --> 00:33:08,583 I'll have millet flatbreads, with some rice, and some worms. 662 00:33:08,708 --> 00:33:10,833 Yeah, and worms are technically protein. 663 00:33:10,958 --> 00:33:12,958 -So Yeah. -And millets are healthy. 664 00:33:13,375 --> 00:33:14,625 Like a detox. 665 00:33:14,750 --> 00:33:16,125 It's alright that I didn't go to Viva Mayr this year. 666 00:33:16,458 --> 00:33:17,541 Prison will do the trick. 667 00:33:18,500 --> 00:33:20,416 Do you think this is revenge? 668 00:33:21,041 --> 00:33:24,916 Samar and Agastya had asked you to keep your no-filter mouth shut. 669 00:33:25,208 --> 00:33:26,041 No. 670 00:33:26,166 --> 00:33:27,125 They wouldn't do that. 671 00:33:29,166 --> 00:33:30,125 Or would they? 672 00:33:30,175 --> 00:33:34,725 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 46325

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