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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:19,080 --> 00:00:21,920 Ja, fy fan... 2 00:00:23,080 --> 00:00:27,720 Å, fy fan. 30 miljoner. 3 00:00:40,280 --> 00:00:43,400 Leif, nu Ă€r du bara lugn! 4 00:00:43,560 --> 00:00:47,800 Vad ska jag Ă€ta till pommes fritten? NĂ„t jĂ€vla salladsvatten?! 5 00:00:47,960 --> 00:00:54,480 Hur fan kan man driva pizzeria och inte ha kebabsĂ„s?! För helvete... 6 00:00:54,640 --> 00:00:57,920 Leif, hur gĂ„r det? Vad gör du? 7 00:01:06,680 --> 00:01:12,360 –Du föll ihop inne pĂ„ pizzerian? –Ja, men det har sin förklaring. 8 00:01:12,520 --> 00:01:16,920 Att svimma för att kebabsĂ„sen Ă€r slut Ă€r inte naturligt. 9 00:01:17,080 --> 00:01:22,080 Du har jĂ€ttehögt blodtryck och hjĂ€rtrytmrubbningar. 10 00:01:22,240 --> 00:01:28,240 Det kan leda till hjĂ€rtinfarkt. Du MÅSTE börja ta hand om dig! 11 00:01:28,400 --> 00:01:32,560 –Du mĂ„ste börja varva ner lite. –Varva ner? 12 00:01:32,720 --> 00:01:36,560 Vad bra. Jag kanske ska sluta leva? 13 00:01:36,720 --> 00:01:41,720 Jag kanske ska berĂ€tta för din chef vad smart du Ă€r. 14 00:01:41,880 --> 00:01:47,160 Hon har gĂ„tt en nioĂ„rig utbildning och ber folk att varva ner. 15 00:01:47,320 --> 00:01:50,480 Wow, vilken bra idĂ©...! 16 00:01:50,640 --> 00:01:56,720 Om du inte tar det hĂ€r pĂ„ allvar, vet jag inte hur lĂ€nge du lever. 17 00:02:10,760 --> 00:02:15,960 Hur fan ska jag kunna vara lugn? Vad ska jag Ă€ta till pommes fritten? 18 00:02:17,400 --> 00:02:23,400 För att rĂ„da bot pĂ„ stressen behöver du jobba med din psykiska hĂ€lsa. 19 00:02:23,560 --> 00:02:29,920 Fysisk aktivitet Ă€r bra mot stress. Det Ă€r bra om du konditionstrĂ€nar. 20 00:02:30,080 --> 00:02:34,640 Du skulle mĂ„ bra av att tappa nĂ„gra kilon. 21 00:02:34,800 --> 00:02:40,600 Jag vill att du har pĂ„ dig den hĂ€r. Det Ă€r en pulsklocka. 22 00:02:40,760 --> 00:02:46,480 NĂ€r den ger ifrĂ„n sig ett ljud talar den om att din puls Ă€r för hög. 23 00:02:46,640 --> 00:02:52,080 DĂ„ Ă€r det viktigt att du jobbar pĂ„ att fĂ„ ner pulsen. 24 00:02:52,240 --> 00:02:54,520 Bra! 25 00:03:03,160 --> 00:03:05,760 DĂ„ ska vi se... 26 00:03:11,120 --> 00:03:14,120 Men vad i hela helvete... 27 00:03:15,560 --> 00:03:19,280 60 000! Gud förbannat. 28 00:03:21,280 --> 00:03:24,400 AnnonsintĂ€kter... 29 00:03:26,600 --> 00:03:30,000 Men dra arsle över öga! 30 00:03:30,160 --> 00:03:33,160 300 dollar. 31 00:03:47,760 --> 00:03:54,600 –Hur fan ser du ut, Leif? –Jag ska trĂ€na. Det borde du testa. 32 00:03:54,760 --> 00:04:01,760 Du ser ut som nĂ„t en bowlingkĂ€gla och ett klot har fött ut: en skinnpĂ„se. 33 00:04:02,920 --> 00:04:08,560 –Var Ă€r mina gympaskor? –De Ă€r...under min sĂ€ng, i lĂ„dan. 34 00:04:19,400 --> 00:04:26,200 –De var inte dĂ€r. Var fan Ă€r de? –Inne pĂ„ toaletten kanske förresten. 35 00:04:31,040 --> 00:04:33,760 Oj! Helvete... 36 00:05:04,120 --> 00:05:06,720 Å, fy fan! 37 00:05:32,600 --> 00:05:35,400 Åh, fy satan! 38 00:05:35,560 --> 00:05:38,320 PRUTT 39 00:05:39,920 --> 00:05:42,960 Ånej... Åh, fy... 40 00:05:52,440 --> 00:05:55,640 Oh... Satan. 41 00:06:05,040 --> 00:06:07,480 Ah, fuck! 42 00:06:07,560 --> 00:06:09,200 PRUTT 43 00:06:12,160 --> 00:06:15,520 Ett litet bukras pĂ„ gĂ„ng, ser jag. 44 00:06:15,680 --> 00:06:18,440 PRUTT 45 00:06:18,440 --> 00:06:21,320 Ah! 46 00:06:40,680 --> 00:06:43,600 Fuck... 47 00:06:47,440 --> 00:06:49,520 Åh... 48 00:06:50,480 --> 00:06:52,160 PRUTT 49 00:07:09,760 --> 00:07:12,960 Men vad i helvete! 50 00:07:13,120 --> 00:07:16,600 120 000 views. Men gud... 51 00:07:16,760 --> 00:07:20,160 Du skojar! 52 00:07:20,320 --> 00:07:23,920 AnnonsintĂ€kter! AnnonsintĂ€kter... 53 00:07:26,440 --> 00:07:31,200 Herregud! 600 dollar. 54 00:07:31,360 --> 00:07:35,280 Ooh! Men vad i helvete... 55 00:07:35,440 --> 00:07:41,120 Vad fan gapar du... Ligger du och tar pĂ„ dig sjĂ€lv nu igen? 56 00:07:41,280 --> 00:07:45,320 –Nu fĂ„r du fan... –SlĂ€pp, Leif! 57 00:07:45,480 --> 00:07:50,800 –Det Ă€r min telefon! Okej. –Å, herregud. KlĂ€ pĂ„ dig. 58 00:07:50,960 --> 00:07:54,560 –Vart ska du? –PĂ„ affĂ€r'n. 59 00:07:54,720 --> 00:07:57,680 VĂ€nta, jag följer med. 60 00:08:25,000 --> 00:08:28,000 Jag vĂ€ntar i bilen sĂ„ lĂ€nge. 61 00:08:30,360 --> 00:08:33,680 Var det bra sĂ„? 377 kronor. 62 00:08:35,160 --> 00:08:37,240 Helvete... 63 00:08:42,000 --> 00:08:45,520 Kan jag inte betala nĂ€sta gĂ„ng? 64 00:08:45,680 --> 00:08:51,400 Leif, du fĂ„r ju inte betala pĂ„ krita hĂ€r lĂ€ngre. 65 00:08:51,560 --> 00:08:56,720 –HallĂ„, jag har brĂ„ttom! –HallĂ„ pĂ„ dig sjĂ€lv, gubbjĂ€vel. 66 00:08:56,880 --> 00:09:02,200 Har du brĂ„ttom till din egen begravning? Vad fan hĂ€nder? 67 00:09:02,360 --> 00:09:08,240 –Jag lovar att betala nĂ€sta gĂ„ng! –Kan du inte bara flytta pĂ„ dig! 68 00:09:08,400 --> 00:09:13,320 –Kom fram och betala sjĂ€lv. –Ta det lite lugnt! 69 00:09:13,480 --> 00:09:18,400 Ta det lugnt? Vilken bra idĂ©, jĂ€vla kromosomskada! 70 00:09:18,560 --> 00:09:22,000 Vad bra, vi tar det lugnt! 71 00:09:22,160 --> 00:09:27,400 Kolla hĂ€r. Vi kan ta den hĂ€r jĂ€vla stolen. Va! 72 00:09:27,560 --> 00:09:33,440 Förbannade jĂ€vla SörbĂ€cken gĂ„r Ă„t helvete! SĂ„. Nu kan vi ta det lugnt. 73 00:09:33,600 --> 00:09:39,600 Du kanske kan hĂ€mta en drink Ă„t mig, din flĂ€skpadda! Fuck you. 74 00:09:43,640 --> 00:09:49,000 Okej dĂ„. Jag tar slut pĂ„ mig sjĂ€lv. DĂ„ Ă€r ni nöjda, va? 75 00:09:50,720 --> 00:09:56,720 Jag kan lika gĂ€rna dö. KĂ€nns det bĂ€ttre nu nĂ€r jag dör?! 76 00:09:56,880 --> 00:10:01,720 –Vi passar pĂ„ att ta det lugnt! –Kom nu, Leif. 77 00:10:01,880 --> 00:10:06,880 UtslĂ€ngd frĂ„n min butik sen 30 Ă„r! Är ni nöjda nu?! 78 00:10:07,040 --> 00:10:11,080 ÖvervĂ„ld, ring polisen! SlĂ€pp mig! 79 00:10:12,240 --> 00:10:15,600 Han vĂ„ldtar mig! 80 00:10:34,480 --> 00:10:37,480 Förbannat! Fan! 81 00:10:39,240 --> 00:10:41,360 Kukbil! 82 00:10:42,840 --> 00:10:46,240 Kom igen nu pĂ„ upploppet! 83 00:10:46,400 --> 00:10:48,400 Bra. 84 00:10:50,000 --> 00:10:55,600 Åk upp pĂ„ upploppet nu, för helvete. Kom igen nu! 85 00:11:02,000 --> 00:11:06,280 Det Ă€r ju sjĂ€lvklart! 86 00:11:06,440 --> 00:11:08,440 Fan! 87 00:11:28,360 --> 00:11:32,760 Jaha, vad ska du göra i dag? 88 00:11:37,880 --> 00:11:43,120 NĂ„t mĂ„ste du vĂ€l göra? Du kan inte bara sitta hĂ€r? 89 00:11:43,280 --> 00:11:49,720 Det Ă€r ju för fan bilbingo. Det blir vĂ€l kul, det Ă€r ju lördag? 90 00:11:49,880 --> 00:11:56,040 Nej, det blir inte kul. Allt gĂ„r Ă„t helvete nĂ€r jag försöker göra nĂ„t! 91 00:11:56,200 --> 00:12:00,080 Nu börjar den hĂ€r jĂ€veln pipa igen. 92 00:12:00,240 --> 00:12:03,680 Okej, ta det lugnt, Leif... 93 00:12:06,240 --> 00:12:11,720 Jag vet. Du ska fĂ„ en present, Leif. VĂ€nta. 94 00:12:23,120 --> 00:12:26,480 Kolla. En bĂ„t. 95 00:12:26,640 --> 00:12:32,000 –Var fan har du fĂ„tt pengar ifrĂ„n? –Äh... Sparat lite. 96 00:12:33,240 --> 00:12:41,200 Du har haft det lite stressigt, sĂ„ du borde ge dig ut pĂ„ en tur pĂ„ sjön. 97 00:12:41,360 --> 00:12:45,360 Ta med fiskespöt. Det blir vĂ€l hĂ€rligt? 98 00:13:09,280 --> 00:13:12,280 Fy fan, vad skönt. 99 00:13:13,320 --> 00:13:16,320 Äntligen lugnt. 100 00:13:34,240 --> 00:13:36,960 FörlĂ„t, Leif. 101 00:13:37,200 --> 00:13:39,480 PYS-LJUD 102 00:13:39,640 --> 00:13:42,280 Nej, gud förbannat! 103 00:13:42,440 --> 00:13:45,400 Nej! HjÀÀlp! 104 00:13:57,120 --> 00:14:00,520 HjĂ€lp! Man överbord! 105 00:14:04,400 --> 00:14:06,400 Herregud... 106 00:14:16,960 --> 00:14:19,200 FUCK! 107 00:14:39,680 --> 00:14:43,360 –NĂ„n som jobbar hĂ€r?! –Tjena, Leif. 108 00:14:43,520 --> 00:14:50,360 En kebabpizza med allt pĂ„ och tvĂ„ stora stark. Eller ta tre. Nu! 109 00:14:50,520 --> 00:14:55,960 Jaha, jag trodde du hade börjat leva nyttigt? 110 00:14:56,120 --> 00:15:02,760 Kul! Jag kan tala om för dig att jag har lagt av med det nyttiga nu! 111 00:15:02,920 --> 00:15:08,240 Jag har ett litet kycklinghjĂ€rta som pumpar runt den hĂ€r griskroppen. 112 00:15:08,400 --> 00:15:14,040 Jag hĂ„ller pĂ„ och dö, sĂ„ nu vill jag ha min sista jĂ€vla mĂ„ltid. 113 00:15:14,200 --> 00:15:19,160 Okej, Leffe. Men den hĂ€r gĂ„ngen bjuder jag stjĂ€rnan pĂ„ kalaset. 114 00:15:19,320 --> 00:15:24,800 –VadĂ„ stjĂ€rnan? –Youtube-stjĂ€rnan. Kolla pĂ„ det hĂ€r. 115 00:15:28,360 --> 00:15:32,360 –Det Ă€r sĂ„ jĂ€vla bra! –Å, fy fan. 116 00:15:33,640 --> 00:15:36,920 Gud förbannat, Billy Öhman! 117 00:15:42,240 --> 00:15:45,000 Nu jĂ€vlar! 118 00:15:51,120 --> 00:15:54,160 Vad i helvete... 119 00:15:54,320 --> 00:15:57,560 Leif Öhman... 120 00:16:06,640 --> 00:16:10,280 Tjena, Leif! Hur var bĂ„tturen? 121 00:16:10,440 --> 00:16:13,680 Oj, oj... Ah! 122 00:16:17,240 --> 00:16:20,040 Kukbil! 123 00:16:20,200 --> 00:16:23,680 Nej! 124 00:16:23,840 --> 00:16:28,480 –FörlĂ„t, Leif. Jag kan förklara. –Jaha. 125 00:16:28,640 --> 00:16:34,240 Ta det lugnt. Jag kan förklara, Leif. Det var inte meningen att... 126 00:16:34,400 --> 00:16:38,160 ...göra dig arg eller ledsen. 127 00:16:38,320 --> 00:16:43,240 Jag kan förklara, Leif! Ta det lugnt, Leif... 128 00:16:43,400 --> 00:16:48,760 –Vi har tjĂ€nat pengar pĂ„ klippen! –Pengar? 129 00:16:49,720 --> 00:16:56,000 Vi har tjĂ€nat 1 900 dollar. Dollar! Det var dĂ€rför jag gjorde det. 130 00:16:56,160 --> 00:17:01,440 FörlĂ„t, men vi har aldrig tjĂ€nat sĂ„ mycket pĂ„ en vecka. 131 00:17:02,760 --> 00:17:04,800 FörlĂ„t. 132 00:17:09,640 --> 00:17:12,720 Fy fan, det Ă€r bra jobbat, Billy! 133 00:17:12,880 --> 00:17:16,760 Kom ut pĂ„ gĂ„rden ska jag visa en sak. 134 00:17:24,840 --> 00:17:29,360 Sluta, snĂ€lla Leif! Aj, aj, aj! 135 00:17:29,520 --> 00:17:32,480 Fan det rĂ€cker, Leif. Stopp. Nej... 136 00:17:44,720 --> 00:17:47,760 Textning: SVT SprĂ„k & TillgĂ€nglighet (c) Sveriges Television AB 2019 10521

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