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Hey,guys! Four days till vacation
week. Where are we all going?
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Nowhere. We don't get next week off.
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We gotta load out thse,
take 'em to storage.
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Then at night,i gotta drive around
newark lookin' for my runaway daughter.
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Oh,what happened to your hand?
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Oh,i was trying out my spray tan for
my trip to st. Bartleby's next week.
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Oh,miss lemon, how could you
do that to your beautiful hands?
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With your flat, manly milking thumbs
and your long, graceful knuckle hair--
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Thank you,kenneth.
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Are you sick? 'Cause i am not
getting sick before my trip.
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The place i go to has private
beaches, soft serve ice cream machines,
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And,after the french custom,
people wear dark socks to the beach.
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It's the one thing i do for
myself every year, and i am going.
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Look,i even bought a new swimsuit.
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What is that?
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It's called a tankoort,cerie.
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You may have seen it inus weekly, being
worn by dame judi dench... 'S mother.
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Kenneth...
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Don't worry,miss
lemon. I never get sick.
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I have the constitution of an ox.
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Oh,no. I must have ox fever!
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When did i walk barefoot near an ox?
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You have the flu. Go home.
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You are not ruing my vacation!
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- Liz,wait. Did you get that swim... Thing for your vacation?
- Yeah.
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- You know it's canceled,right?
- No! What? What are you talking about?
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The hotel was overbooked. I texted you.
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No,you--
no,you didn't.
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Oh,i forgot to hit send.
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Just hold on a second. There ya go.
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I got a great reservation to
celebrate our first real date.
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Now,have you ever had sushi?
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I once had a very undercooked
fish sandwich at a parade.
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I guess that counts.
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Oh,no,but...
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I can only stay for five minut.
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I have to go back to work.
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I thought today was your day off.
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I have another patient on my off days.
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He's a sweet old man
with advanced dementia.
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Totally disconnected from reality.
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Well,that reminds me.
I owe lou dobbs a call.
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Elisa,are you telling me that
you work seven days a week?
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Yes,i have two jobs.
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That's what regular people do,you know?
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Especially those whose grandmothers
are addicted to online poker.
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Don't let that keep us apart.
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When are you back with my mother?
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- I'll cook you dinner.
- Jack...
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Your house is my workplace.
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Plus,colleen doesn't seem
to like that we're together.
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I hope you know she acts like that
because she hates every woman i like.
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It's not because you're a...
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I'm sorry, what do you call yourself?
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A puerto rican.
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No,i know you can say that,
but what do i call you?
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A puerto rican.
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That does not sound right.
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30 Rock
Season03 Episode08
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Oh,miss lemon.
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Mr. Donaghy wants to see
you in the green room.
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Kenneth, why are you still here?
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Ohdon't worry about
me. I'm a-oh-boy.
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I should be going to the caribbean.
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Instead,i'm stuck here with you
and a bunch of guys named sully.
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- Miss lemon?
- Sully!
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Brett favre,right?
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Jack,i ne task you to drop your pants.
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That's it.
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Have a sucker.
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Lemon,there you are.
Leo's giving out flu shots.
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Not my favorite part of
the medical profession.
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My favorite part is
attending executions.
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Can i ask you a question as a woman?
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You may,jack. Are you going to alter
your voice or dress up in any way?
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- Liz.
- Sorry.
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I don't know what to do about elisa.
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She works all the time.
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You know she's second
generation puerto rican.
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Jack,you can't call her that!
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That's what i thought.
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With work and everything, it's
just turning out to be complicated.
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You said the same thing about c.
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Count yourself lucky
you're getting one of these.
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He only has five left.
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Lemon,i need you to tell me who on
your staff is important enou to get one.
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Hold on. You're rationing
health care? That's not okay.
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Yes,lemon.
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Important people get better health care.
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They also get better restaurant
reservations, bigger seats in planes.
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A more refined class of prostitute.
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For me,it's really
about the companionship.
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Like it or not, you're one
of us now, one of the elite.
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No,i'm not. I am from white haven,
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P.a.my grandfather dug
out the white haven quarry,
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And my other gndfather filled it back in
with the sludge from the eraser factory.
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I am still way more like
those people than you.
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And i don't want
anything they don't get.
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Lemon,you don't wanna get sick.
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It's not about that. It's about
fairness. I don't want the shot.
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When is modern science gonna
find a cure for a woman's mouth?
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Jack! What are you doing here?
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Making this work.
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Look,i brought some dinner and monopoly.
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We can have a fun, low-key
night... Unless i lose.
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That is sweet. But very inappropriate.
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Get in before somebody sees you.
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The agency would fire me if
they knew i was having guests!
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Well... Who's going to tell them? Him?
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Hey,it's me, matlock. I need your help.
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Okay,very funny, jack.
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Elisa...
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You work so hard.
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Don't you think you deserve
some time for yourself?
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Of course i do.
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I've been living in
new york for 15 years,
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And i've never seen a broadway play or been
in a restaurant that didn't have a tv in it
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Or had a romantic dinner
with a man in a suit.
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Okay,you can stay.
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But it's not all gonna be fun and games.
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Mr. Templeton's foot is still healing.
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Of course...You do
your job,and i'll just--
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what is wrong with it? Is that a beak?
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- Yes!
- No.
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Yes!
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Liz... Tracy says kauai is more
beautiful than maui and keeps shouting
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When i try to give my
opinion, which is that...
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- Blah-blah-blah! Blah-blah-blah!
- Kauai is too rustic.
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- Maui is the wind-surfing capital
of the world! - Blah-blah-blah!
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Guys,come on,we have
to shoot these promos.
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Oh,my god,jack gave you two flu shots?
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He said it was a flu shot.
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But know it's really a truth serum.
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It's not a truth serum.
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Them why ayou you look
like tootsie today?
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You two should be ashamed of yourselves.
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The crew is on death's door,
and you're arguing about hawaii?
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If i were you, i'd be doi
something special to thank them.
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- That would make us look pretty great.
- Yeah.
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Kenneth,i'm considering giving
you one of the remaining flu shots.
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No need,sir.
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It would be an honor to die at my post and be
given the traditional burial of a parcell man--
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Wrapped in a confederate
flag, fried,and fed to dogs.
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Are you ready for your shot?
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Never. Two-tiered
health care is a crime.
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You know,in cuba,everybody
gets equal health care.
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What a surprise-- you've
seen the michael moore movie.
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Think again,jack.
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I saw the trailer when i went
to seealvin and the chipmunks.
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But this flu shot rationing is baloney.
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If my crew can't get a
shot, i'm not getting a shot.
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Hey,you tell him,liz!
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God bless you... Crewman.
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- We gotta fight the power.
- Yeah!
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Oh,boy.
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- Fight the powers that be!
- Yeah!
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That's right
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just makes me wanna shoop!
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Shoop,shoop,shoop,shoop!
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Mr. Jordan,miss moroney,
you wanted to see me?
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Kenneth,tracy and i wanna
do something for the crew...
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You know,to thank them for being sick.
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We didn't know what to get them.
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But then i had a brainstorm!
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It was a bad one.
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Jenna had to put my tongue guard in.
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But after he stabilized, we
decided we'd get them all hot soup.
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So... Go do that.
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All the other pages have gone home sick.
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I can't make any runs right now.
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Maybe... The two of you
could go get the soup?
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I don't understand.
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Well,i'm saying you
could get your wallet...
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- My what? - And go
downstairs to the basement--
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- no!
- Then you go to the soup place and bring the soup back up here.
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- With what,my arms?
- Make sure to take your ids with you.
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That'd be the worst part!
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Wait. Tracy, we have to do this.
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Without the crew, we'd just be two
amazing people succeeding in a vacuum.
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Come on,do it for them.
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Yeah. For the crew.
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'Cause it's their birthday.
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I had a woerful time last night.
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Yeah,i did too.
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Are you with mr. Templeton now?
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How i envy him.
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I wish you would exercise my
muscles so they don't atrophy.
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Well,are you coming over tonight?
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We can finish our game of monopoly.
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Of course i am. I'm just
gonna be a little late.
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I have tickets to a special
ary performance ofthe lion king.
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I wish i could convince
you to go with me.
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You know i can't,jack.
Are you kidding me?
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I'd love to go out, get all dressed
up, tip maitre d's and be all like...
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"thank you,roger.
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This table was super-duper."
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I live in the big apple, but i spend
all my time with the big vegetable.
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Why can't i have fun like
an upper middle class person?
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Why can't you?
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You sound just like lemon. Come with
me tonight. Be a member of the elite.
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hey,liz.
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Just wanna let you know we
appreciate what you said before.
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So in order to thank you,
we got you a meat plate.
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Thanks,guys! I am
really... Going to eat this.
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Enjoy.
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********
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Hey,cerie,what is this text
you sent me supposed to mean?
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Your vacation is back on.
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Well,how is that any easier--
wait. My vacation's back on?
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Yeah. I guess since this flu,
there's been a bunch of cancellatns.
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I'm so happy the number 4,the letter u.
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Thank you,banyani.
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Thank you,oscar.
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Oh,god,they're all sick!
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You're all diseased!
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I can't get sick. I can't get sick!
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Stay away,sick lutz!
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Miss
lemon--
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I have revision pages for you!
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Oh,my god,pete! Thank god it's you!
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Liz,what's wrong?
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Why?
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Gimme the shot. I
wanna go on my vacation.
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I take back all the stuff i said!
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If you want a shot...
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You're going to have to dance for it.
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Very nice.
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i'm such a hypocrite.
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You have to promise me you won't
tell anyone i'm getting this shot.
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Liz,i believe doctor/patient
confidentiality is a two-way street.
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I'm cheating on my wife.
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Hey,where have you guys been?
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We were supposed to shoot
promos like an hour ago.
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Okay,we forgot about that.
But we have a good reason.
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Yeah,we were out tting
soup for the crew.
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No. We forgot about that too.
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We were out shoppin'
together. We had fun,though.
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Every girl crazy
'bout a sharp--
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i get it,you went shopping.
I don't need the montage.
242
00:12:29,840 --> 00:12:31,760
Yeah. I tried on a lotta outfits.
243
00:12:31,770 --> 00:12:33,440
And some of them,
i was like-- no.
244
00:12:33,450 --> 00:12:35,250
But them some of them, i was like,yeah!
245
00:12:35,280 --> 00:12:38,560
So we' running behind because
you guys forgot to get soup.
246
00:12:38,580 --> 00:12:41,550
Is there anything you do that
doesn't make my life harder?
247
00:12:42,750 --> 00:12:44,510
I can't believe we forgot the soup.
248
00:12:44,520 --> 00:12:46,030
We have to think of something else.
249
00:12:46,050 --> 00:12:47,360
I know.
250
00:12:47,370 --> 00:12:50,740
I also wanna thank you for
controlling yourself sexually
251
00:12:50,750 --> 00:12:53,910
while we spent time
together on this adnture.
252
00:12:55,900 --> 00:12:59,570
Hey,liz, how you feeling?
You got this bug yet?
253
00:12:59,580 --> 00:13:01,040
I'm a little achy.
254
00:13:01,060 --> 00:13:03,100
Probably 'cause i didn't get the shot.
255
00:13:03,110 --> 00:13:05,460
You should go home,
sweetheart. You don't want this.
256
00:13:05,470 --> 00:13:08,770
No way,dude. If you're
workin',i'm workin'.
257
00:13:10,460 --> 00:13:13,110
Hey,that liz lemon's okay.
258
00:13:13,120 --> 00:13:15,620
Why do we hate her guts so much?
259
00:13:15,630 --> 00:13:21,460
Lemon, we actually went on a date last
night, elisa and i, and it was magical.
260
00:13:24,000 --> 00:13:26,070
Oh,my purse!
261
00:13:27,670 --> 00:13:29,650
You took the old man with you?
262
00:13:29,670 --> 00:13:31,930
I admit it's an ethical gray area.
263
00:13:31,960 --> 00:13:33,540
No! It's just wrong.
264
00:13:33,550 --> 00:13:38,460
Yes,well,we all can't be as noble as you,
turning down a flu shot on moral grounds,
265
00:13:38,480 --> 00:13:42,860
Coming into work and risking your
health despite your special vacation.
266
00:13:42,880 --> 00:13:44,430
It's called principles,jack.
267
00:13:45,210 --> 00:13:47,290
I think i'm probably getting it.
268
00:13:47,310 --> 00:13:51,250
Oh,that reminds me.About 24 hours
after receiving the flu shot,
269
00:13:51,260 --> 00:13:55,300
you develop a distinctive
rash at the injection site.
270
00:13:55,310 --> 00:13:59,750
So please let makeup
know for tracy and jenna.
271
00:14:11,760 --> 00:14:13,260
I wasn't resting.
272
00:14:13,280 --> 00:14:15,890
A parcell man never
lies down on the job.
273
00:14:15,930 --> 00:14:19,020
Unless that job involves
milking pig teats.
274
00:14:19,040 --> 00:14:21,090
Miss lemon,what is that?
275
00:14:21,130 --> 00:14:23,220
Did you... Did you get the shot?
276
00:14:23,230 --> 00:14:24,970
No,no,no. This is a dream.
277
00:14:24,980 --> 00:14:26,890
You're having a fever dream.
278
00:14:26,920 --> 00:14:28,960
We're speaking french,
and i'm your mother.
279
00:14:28,980 --> 00:14:33,580
Oh,ma cherie man, pourquoi?
Pourquoi m'as tu laisse?
280
00:14:39,970 --> 00:14:41,120
What are we doing tonight?
281
00:14:41,130 --> 00:14:42,670
It's a surprise.
282
00:14:42,690 --> 00:14:45,950
But he's gonna need a helmet. Come here.
283
00:14:52,070 --> 00:14:53,520
It's mr. Templeton's son!
284
00:14:53,540 --> 00:14:55,240
I thought you said he
didn't have any family.
285
00:14:55,270 --> 00:14:57,510
Not here. He lives in london.
286
00:14:57,520 --> 00:15:01,550
But now god has sent him to
punish me for being so bad.
287
00:15:01,570 --> 00:15:03,870
Or maybe it's a business trip.
288
00:15:05,290 --> 00:15:08,310
You need to hide. I
cannot lose this job.
289
00:15:08,320 --> 00:15:12,240
I'd have to go back to work in
the late shift at dunkin' donuts.
290
00:15:12,250 --> 00:15:14,490
The customers are so sad.
291
00:15:14,500 --> 00:15:15,820
- Can i help you?
- Yes.
292
00:15:15,830 --> 00:15:18,480
What time do you start
throwing out donuts?
293
00:15:19,070 --> 00:15:21,500
He's coming in!
294
00:15:23,390 --> 00:15:26,000
- There ya are.
- Of course. I'm here. Always.
295
00:15:26,010 --> 00:15:30,240
Sorry to surprise you. I just wanted
to... Check on dad. How's he doin'?
296
00:15:31,000 --> 00:15:34,900
Well,he's stable but vegetative.
297
00:15:34,910 --> 00:15:36,910
Totally unaware of his surroundings.
298
00:15:36,920 --> 00:15:38,490
A man comes at night.
299
00:15:38,510 --> 00:15:41,310
- He comes to the house and takes me.
- Dad!
300
00:15:41,320 --> 00:15:43,130
Okayth's surprising.
301
00:15:43,150 --> 00:15:44,170
He wears a suit.
302
00:15:44,190 --> 00:15:47,240
His hair is thick, like
a bolshevik commissar.
303
00:15:47,260 --> 00:15:50,760
He made me watch a giraffe
with the legs of a man!
304
00:15:50,790 --> 00:15:52,930
Dad,it's me,michael.
305
00:15:52,960 --> 00:15:55,690
He gave money to a silver man.
306
00:15:55,700 --> 00:15:58,780
- He ate a plate of fire!
- D...
307
00:15:58,790 --> 00:16:00,080
There's no man.
308
00:16:00,100 --> 00:16:01,980
Yes! He was in prison.
309
00:16:01,990 --> 00:16:04,560
But now he owns a railroad.
310
00:16:06,150 --> 00:16:07,940
What is going on?
311
00:16:07,960 --> 00:16:10,210
Why is he all worked up?
312
00:16:10,680 --> 00:16:15,860
You know,sometimes they watch cartoons,
and they think it's real. It's very common.
313
00:16:18,700 --> 00:16:20,490
Tracy,i got it!
314
00:16:20,520 --> 00:16:21,720
Give it to me! It's mine!
315
00:16:21,730 --> 00:16:23,980
No. I know what we can get the crew.
316
00:16:23,990 --> 00:16:25,200
They don't need soup.
317
00:16:25,230 --> 00:16:28,620
They need medicine, and
what's the best medicine?
318
00:16:28,640 --> 00:16:29,950
Medicine?
319
00:16:29,960 --> 00:16:31,360
Laughter.
320
00:16:31,370 --> 00:16:33,480
Do you see where i'm going with this?
321
00:16:33,500 --> 00:16:35,590
No!
322
00:16:38,730 --> 00:16:40,530
Well,he's finally asleep.
323
00:16:40,560 --> 00:16:42,270
You must be exhausted.
324
00:16:42,300 --> 00:16:43,260
Why don't you go to bed?
325
00:16:43,270 --> 00:16:44,780
No,thanks. I'm not tired.
326
00:16:44,790 --> 00:16:46,020
Oh,good.
327
00:16:46,050 --> 00:16:49,070
Because there is something in the
other room that i need to show you,
328
00:16:49,100 --> 00:16:52,120
And i won't remember
what it is until i see it.
329
00:17:00,790 --> 00:17:02,990
The dark man is here!
He's come to take me!
330
00:17:03,000 --> 00:17:04,790
No,shh,sir,no!
331
00:17:04,810 --> 00:17:07,080
I did things during the
war-- terrible things.
332
00:17:07,100 --> 00:17:11,050
Mr. Templeton, my name is jack, and
i'm just a guy dating your nurse,
333
00:17:11,090 --> 00:17:14,400
And i took advantage of your
condition so i could be with her.
334
00:17:14,420 --> 00:17:15,830
Do you understand what i'm saying?
335
00:17:15,860 --> 00:17:20,390
What we did was wrong, but weid
it for the greatest reason of all.
336
00:17:20,420 --> 00:17:23,860
You see,i've lost too many good things
because i couldn't make time for them,
337
00:17:23,890 --> 00:17:27,260
And i can't let that happen with elisa.
338
00:17:27,290 --> 00:17:29,000
Is elisa the puerto rican?
339
00:17:29,010 --> 00:17:30,920
Wow,that really doesn't sound okay.
340
00:17:30,940 --> 00:17:33,990
But yes,and i beg you...
341
00:17:34,000 --> 00:17:37,010
- Please don't tell your son.
- All right.
342
00:17:37,020 --> 00:17:40,950
But the next time we go out, i
wanna go to washington square park.
343
00:17:40,960 --> 00:17:44,110
It's where i proposed to my wife.
344
00:17:44,740 --> 00:17:48,230
And then... I wanna go to a negro bar.
345
00:17:49,370 --> 00:17:51,970
I'll see what i can do.
346
00:17:57,140 --> 00:18:00,440
- Attention,ladies and germs and gentlemen!
- Hey,liz!
347
00:18:00,450 --> 00:18:01,940
Are you ready to feel better?
348
00:18:01,950 --> 00:18:04,060
'Cause we have just the thing!
349
00:18:04,070 --> 00:18:05,720
- Soup?
- No!
350
00:18:05,730 --> 00:18:09,520
Now,in the grand
tradition of patch adams,
351
00:18:09,530 --> 00:18:12,460
Prepare yourself for
the comic stylings of
352
00:18:12,470 --> 00:18:17,010
tracy the amazing and jenna!
353
00:18:26,350 --> 00:18:29,800
Really? Do you really
think this is helping?
354
00:18:32,660 --> 00:18:34,910
- Leave her alone!
- Yeah!
355
00:18:34,920 --> 00:18:36,680
What? Why aren't you laughing?
356
00:18:36,690 --> 00:18:38,690
This is happening to liz!
357
00:18:38,700 --> 00:18:41,670
Noth love liz now. Everybody likes me.
358
00:18:41,680 --> 00:18:44,810
- It's you two idiots-- -
hey,what's that on your arm?
359
00:18:44,820 --> 00:18:47,690
She got a flu shot!
She-- she lied to us!
360
00:18:47,700 --> 00:18:49,600
Give us back our meat plate!
361
00:18:49,610 --> 00:18:51,580
No,guys,listen! You don't understand!
362
00:18:51,590 --> 00:18:53,830
- This vacation-- - you
sold us out for a vacation?
363
00:18:53,840 --> 00:18:55,500
No! Not just a vation.
364
00:18:55,510 --> 00:19:00,110
This one has beach socks and
ice cream and sandwich turtles.
365
00:19:00,120 --> 00:19:03,100
I work so hard,guys. Don't
i deserve to sit on a ach?
366
00:19:03,110 --> 00:19:06,480
- Je vous deteste!
- Yeah!
367
00:19:06,490 --> 00:19:08,940
It's not what you think.
368
00:19:09,210 --> 00:19:12,230
There is a gentleman involved.
369
00:19:12,240 --> 00:19:15,040
A filipino gentleman.
Is name is banyani.
370
00:19:15,050 --> 00:19:18,120
I want to take him as my island lover.
371
00:19:19,470 --> 00:19:23,200
Last year, he was totally sending signals,
and this time, i was gonna go for it.
372
00:19:23,210 --> 00:19:26,350
There. I said it! Are you happy?
373
00:19:26,360 --> 00:19:28,420
It kinda peters out after that.
374
00:19:28,430 --> 00:19:32,310
I just... Suck pie off my
sweatshirt for the next half hour.
375
00:19:33,800 --> 00:19:35,220
I'm so embarrassed.
376
00:19:35,240 --> 00:19:36,370
Well,that goes without saying.
377
00:19:36,390 --> 00:19:39,960
But the good news is is that your relationship
with the crew is back where it should be,
378
00:19:39,980 --> 00:19:42,640
And now you can go on
your vacation guilt-free.
379
00:19:42,660 --> 00:19:44,540
No,i can't. I feel like a jerk.
380
00:19:44,550 --> 00:19:46,750
Oh,come on,lemon. Embrace your elitism.
381
00:19:46,760 --> 00:19:49,100
What do we elites do when we screw up?
382
00:19:49,110 --> 00:19:51,460
We pretend it never happened
and ve ourselves a giant bonus.
383
00:19:51,490 --> 00:19:54,150
That you don't deserve. I
don't deserve to go anywhere.
384
00:19:54,160 --> 00:19:55,630
Says who?
385
00:19:55,650 --> 00:19:59,180
What elisa and i did wasn't
right, but we're happier now.
386
00:19:59,200 --> 00:20:01,240
And you're going to be happier
when you go to st.Bartleby's
387
00:20:01,260 --> 00:20:03,870
and get whatever's left
of your groove back.
388
00:20:03,890 --> 00:20:06,470
Face it,lemon, not everyone gets a shot.
389
00:20:06,490 --> 00:20:09,160
Not everyone gets to go to the
caribbean. But you're special.
390
00:20:09,470 --> 00:20:10,670
You're better.
391
00:20:10,690 --> 00:20:15,350
So go. Go to your... Island lover.
392
00:20:15,360 --> 00:20:18,300
Yeah. All right,yes. I'm gonna.
393
00:20:21,300 --> 00:20:22,590
Did that come out of you or me?
394
00:20:22,630 --> 00:20:24,280
I don't know.
395
00:20:24,290 --> 00:20:25,840
It's really hot in here.
396
00:20:25,860 --> 00:20:29,790
You know,the flu vaccine is actually
a small dose of the virus itself.
397
00:20:29,810 --> 00:20:32,250
So there's always
the risk that--
398
00:20:32,260 --> 00:20:35,430
both ends.Both ends!
I'm not gonna make it!
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