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miss lemon, You have several messages.
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Let's see, that company running
the bike tour In south carolina says,
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- "no singles."
- Okay.
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your credit card called.
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They wanna make sure you're
the one Buying cream soda in bulk.
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I sure am.
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And your landlord called.
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And he said it is not the toilet, it's you.
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That's his opinion.
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and jean From your high school
reunion committee called.
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They want to know
if you're coming this weekend.
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No. No way.
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Oh, you have to go.
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My high school reunion was so much fun.
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Hey there, michael.
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Oh, my god, phil barror.
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Hello, teniqua.
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You gotta go to your reunion.
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You get to get back at everybody
Who ever messed with you.
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You said i'd never amount to anything!
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Look at me now!
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Look at this necklace!
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Sir, this is a school for deaf girls.
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And i definitely would
have gone to my reunion.
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But the boat i was educated on sank.
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Well, i wouldn't have fun,
so i'm not going.
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Kathy...
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over here.
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Kathy.
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We shouldn't have to
go through this, sir.
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You are doing the job of the ceo.
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It should be you On the cover
of the quarterly report.
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It will be.
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If kathy's father ever
comes out of his coma.
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Until then, the board has put her
in charge, And we need to respect that.
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What if something happened to her?
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Something bad!
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Then we would have a secret
that bound us together.
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What is she doing?
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I don't know.
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Either a weather event is approaching,
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Or...
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Get me jack donaghy.
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www.1000fr.com presents
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30 rock S03 ep05
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How come there ain't no
puerto ricans on star trek?!
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They got every race
and life-Form in the galaxy,
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Except for puerto ricans.
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What's up with that?
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What is this, the local?
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He woke up!
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Geiss woke up.
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What?!
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??Yes!
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What's that flavor?
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It's dove age-Fighting acne cream.
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Geiss is awake?
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- You're gonna be ceo.
- Yes!
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I was the first person he called.
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Well, his french-Canadian
mistress, and then me.
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I'm meeting him in one hour
on the edison terrace.
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I did it, lemon.
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I got the brass ring.
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And i couldn't have done it without...
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my lucky coin.
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Well... I'm happy for you.
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You're having your reunion
this weekend?
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I wish i had a princeton
reunion right now.
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Wipe that smug smile off
michelle obama's face.
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Am i the only person around here
That doesn't like reunions?
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Don't tell me you're not gonna go.
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This may come as
some surprise to you, jack,
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But i was kind of
a lonely nerd in high school.
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And if i remember correctly,
You were a good deal more...
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Yeah, it was hell for me.
I just wanted to be left alone,
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But i guess every high school
has people like kelsey winthrop.
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Hey, liz, how's the telescope?
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♪♪
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Ugh, the only people that
are gonna go to this thing
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Are people like her
and her stupid friends.
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The cool, pretty crowd.
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Well, that's you now, lemon.
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You run a hit tv show,
You have very impressive friends.
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You found a hairstyle that works
for you, So long as it's not too humid.
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And you're telling me that
you don't have the confidence
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To face a bunch of whittling,
jug-Blowing, Ihop monkeys?
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Jack, it's a suburb of philadelphia.
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Lemon, you will go and
show that kelsey winthrop
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That the ugly duckling has
turned into A vaguely ethnic swan.
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No, i'm not going. I'd never
get a rental car now anyway.
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Well, then, take the ge jet.
The ceo insists.
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They have popcorn on the plane.
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I want to go to there.
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Mr. Geiss, it is very good
to see you Up and about, sir.
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Yes, jackie boy,
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I think you know why you're here.
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Congratulations.
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You are the first to know, officially,
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That i'm staying on as ceo.
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I'm sorry, what did you say?
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A beam of energy came and
spoke to me During my coma.
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- Oh, no, no, no.
- I don't know what it was.
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It could have been an alien.
Maybe it was god.
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Maybe it was an unborn aztec king.
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But it told me my work here
is not yet done.
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Oh, it's done. I think it's done.
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You're still my choice
to take over when i die,
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If that ever even happens.
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Tray, why are you in your angry chair?
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Because kenneth got a bigger laugh
In the elevator than me today.
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And where were you two?!
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Your job is to protect me
from embarrassment.
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- Grizz had to go to the optometrist.
- Making up words won't save you.
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Okay, we're getting
on the elevator with kenneth,
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And you're going to laugh at my jokes.
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Hey, hey.
I'm so glad i found you.
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There's been a change of plans.
Geiss is staying on as ceo.
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- What?!
- A beam of energy told him to.
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That's fun, right?
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And instead of running everything,
I'm going back to my old job.
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So the standards department
is telling me
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You can only say "cat anus" twice
During the show,
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but i'm gonna fight for you.
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You can say it three times.
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Cat anus, cat anus, cat anus!
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- Are you okay?
- I have to be.
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What are my other options?
Cry? Wallow?
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If i do that,
Geiss and the beam win.
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If i control my feelings, i win.
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Jeez, jack, tough year.
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First william f. Buckley dies, now this.
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Next stop impotence, right?
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So since we don't have the jet, i guess--
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No, no, you're still
going to your reunion.
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Nothing changes, i rented a jet,
And i'll drop you off on my way to miami.
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Why are you going to miami?
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Why does anybody go to miami?
Ass and the burgeoning art scene.
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I gotta blow off some steam.
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Come on,
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let's go have some fun.
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I'm sorry you're stuck in white haven.
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Boy, it was something
landing in this storm, huh?
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Listen, about some of
the stuff that i said...
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One time i laughed
at a blind guy eating spaghetti!
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Sometimes i pee in the shower
if i'm really tired!
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I saw my grandparents
making love once,
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And i didn't leave right away!
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He didn't give it to me.
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All that work, all that sacrifice.
Why did i bother?
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I know, but remember, don't let him win.
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- Cat anus.
- I don't know who i am.
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- Jack...
- i don't know where i am.
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I know it's not miami,
But you can blow off steam here.
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We have a lovely n.C. Wyeth museum.
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Actually, some meth addicts
burned that place down Last august.
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Well, there are excellent restaurants
Down on cabot street.
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the vietnamese immigrants took over
All of those places.
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I wouldn't recommend going to
little hanoi after dark
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Unless you're wearing a khan dong.
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Why don't you just direct me To the bar?
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I'm sorry, sir, no bars here.
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We've been a dry county since 1880.
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It's the one tradition that remains.
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But do you like methodist churches
Full of vietnamese?
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Give me the key.
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Hey, elevator, what's this?
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A ghetto mating call.
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i didn't get the memo.
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Jeesh, buy a guy a drink first.
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This place is bigger than my apartment.
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A manhattan, please.
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Sure. What kind of bourbon?
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??Ne spritzer, please.
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Kelsey winthrop.
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I think danvers has a bar.
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To get there, you just go Straight
down ngo dinh diem boulevard
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Until you see a sign that says "detour."
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Now ignore that. It's a trap.
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And then you want to get on route
nine going west About 30 miles.
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Does the reunion have a bar?
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Kelsey? It's liz lemon.
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- Oh, my god!
- Yeah. Surprising.
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But cocoon, and then flap,
flap, flap--Butterfly.
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i did not think you'd come.
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Well, i almost didn't.
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I was in manhattan,
working in the fast lane--
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You made life a living
hell for everyone here!
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You would have to come to the reunion
And make us go through it all again.
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- What?
- You know,
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i tried to befriend you
Just so you'd leave me alone.
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Hey, liz, how's the telescope?
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I don't know, kelsey.
How's your mom's pill addiction?
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What are you talking about?
I was a nerd.
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You were a bully!
We were all afraid of you.
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We called you the white haven witch.
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- Lemon?!
- Oh, erin, no!
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Don't sink to her level.
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This is a beauty mark.
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But you thought it was funny
to say that god pooped on me.
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I didn't think
anybody was listening to me.
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I was a nobody.
You were homecoming queen.
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I have had years of therapy--
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Kel--Kels, Your facial tic.
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You brought it back!
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You happy?
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And i still got the mulch business.
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It's hard work,
but i'm outside all day,
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And i don't answer to anyone.
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Excuse me,
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- can i ask you a question?
- Sure.
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Are you happy?
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Well, i got a boat,
good friends, and a trampoline.
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You tell me.
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That's the life, right?
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What are you doing here?
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I'm getting drunk.
Lemon, would you buy my mulch?
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I don't know, jack.
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I just found out that i was a jerk
In high school.
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Yeah, turns out i'm not the lovable
nerd. I was the bully you hate.
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This is mostly spit.
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Hello, elizabeth.
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It's rob sussman.
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Still think i am "gayer than
the volleyball scene In top gun"?
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No, we-- We were friends.
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No, i just said that stuff To try
to make it okay for you to come out.
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Come out of what?!
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I'd like you to meet my wife,
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With whom i've raised
three beautiful dogs.
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- Oh, boy.
- I cannot deal right now.
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I'm so mad, all i can do is dance.
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even rob sussman hated me?
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He was the first gay guy i ever kissed.
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What is wrong with these people?
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Nothing. They're good americans.
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Hey, lemon, check this out.
I just made it up.
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??Beers, boats, and buds.
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Doesn't that sound great?
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- Are you having a stroke?
- No.
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No, all my life i thought i made
good choices, But am i happy?
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These people are happy. I envy them.
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I wish i was one of them.
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Larry?
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Larry braverman?
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Yes.
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I am larry braverman.
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Larry braverman.
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No one has seen you
Since what...graduation.
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Man, you are still, like,
the coolest guy ever.
250
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Hey, you still got that old camaro?
251
00:11:54,400 --> 00:11:56,700
No, no, it finally broke down.
252
00:11:56,700 --> 00:11:57,700
- Oh, man...
- Yeah,
253
00:11:57,700 --> 00:11:59,500
from having too much sex in it!
254
00:11:59,800 --> 00:12:00,900
you bro!
255
00:12:01,500 --> 00:12:02,300
That's awesome.
256
00:12:02,800 --> 00:12:05,800
Hey, let's go out in the
parking lot And do donuts!
257
00:12:05,800 --> 00:12:07,000
You know, just like in the old days.
258
00:12:07,000 --> 00:12:09,300
- Yeah. Yeah.
- Let's do it. Come on.
259
00:12:09,300 --> 00:12:10,000
Come on.
260
00:12:10,800 --> 00:12:12,100
Let's do some donuts.
261
00:12:12,100 --> 00:12:15,500
How is this working? You are 12 years
older than everybody here.
262
00:12:15,500 --> 00:12:18,500
Lemon, rich 50 is
middle-Class 38, okay?
263
00:12:18,500 --> 00:12:19,100
Jack...
264
00:12:19,100 --> 00:12:20,900
no, no, i don't want to
be jack donaghy anymore.
265
00:12:20,900 --> 00:12:23,700
I'm larry now. That's one thing that
don geiss can't take away from me.
266
00:12:23,700 --> 00:12:24,800
Now, are you gonna be leaving soon?
267
00:12:24,800 --> 00:12:26,900
'Cause you're kinda harshin'
everybody's buzz Around here.
268
00:12:26,900 --> 00:12:28,300
No, i'm not gonna leave.
269
00:12:28,300 --> 00:12:31,100
Sure, i said some dumb things
in high school, But i have changed.
270
00:12:31,100 --> 00:12:33,000
I'm gonna turn this thing around, jack.
271
00:12:33,000 --> 00:12:35,900
Show everybody the good,
kind person i've become.
272
00:12:35,900 --> 00:12:37,300
Go home, lemon!
273
00:12:37,300 --> 00:12:39,000
No way, new friend.
274
00:12:41,900 --> 00:12:44,500
Jenna, we're the most important
people here, right?
275
00:12:44,500 --> 00:12:46,500
Well, of course, tracy. We're actors.
276
00:12:46,500 --> 00:12:48,500
If we didn't exist, how would
people know who to vote for?
277
00:12:48,500 --> 00:12:51,600
And people around here shouldn't
take attention From us, should they?
278
00:12:51,600 --> 00:12:52,900
No. Never.
279
00:12:52,900 --> 00:12:54,500
Attention is what gives us power.
280
00:12:54,500 --> 00:12:56,800
If someone threatens that,
you have to put a stop to it.
281
00:12:56,800 --> 00:12:58,100
Wait, who are you worried about?
282
00:12:58,100 --> 00:13:00,100
Is it allison from wardrobe's baby?
283
00:13:00,100 --> 00:13:01,800
What is up with that thing?
284
00:13:01,800 --> 00:13:04,100
So she can put her feet
in her mouth. So can i.
285
00:13:04,800 --> 00:13:07,100
It's not the baby. It's kenneth.
286
00:13:07,100 --> 00:13:08,100
Kenneth?!
287
00:13:09,100 --> 00:13:10,600
Are you crazy?
288
00:13:10,600 --> 00:13:12,500
Come on. He knows his place.
289
00:13:12,500 --> 00:13:15,600
- And he worships us.
- Yeah... He does.
290
00:13:15,600 --> 00:13:18,400
Come on, you know
we're the big dogs around here.
291
00:13:18,400 --> 00:13:20,600
Hey, let's go throw a tantrum
about the air-Conditioning.
292
00:13:22,700 --> 00:13:24,400
That sounds really nice.
293
00:13:26,300 --> 00:13:27,200
Lemon!
294
00:13:30,400 --> 00:13:31,200
Larry?
295
00:13:32,100 --> 00:13:32,800
Larry...
296
00:13:33,600 --> 00:13:34,900
It's me, jessica.
297
00:13:35,300 --> 00:13:36,500
I can't believe you're here.
298
00:13:37,900 --> 00:13:39,200
You never answered my letters.
299
00:13:39,200 --> 00:13:41,300
I--I didn't know what to say...
300
00:13:41,900 --> 00:13:43,000
Because of, you know...
301
00:13:45,200 --> 00:13:47,800
- The things.
- I hate the way we ended, larry.
302
00:13:47,900 --> 00:13:50,500
I am so, so sorry for what happened.
303
00:13:50,500 --> 00:13:51,800
I forgive you...
304
00:13:52,900 --> 00:13:53,800
jessica.
305
00:13:54,400 --> 00:13:55,200
Really?
306
00:13:55,800 --> 00:13:58,300
- Even for--
- Especially for that.
307
00:13:59,900 --> 00:14:02,400
Say what you said to me
that night at the lake.
308
00:14:05,800 --> 00:14:06,500
No.
309
00:14:15,200 --> 00:14:16,000
Guys?
310
00:14:16,300 --> 00:14:19,900
I just want to say i'm so, so sorry
If i ever made you--
311
00:14:19,900 --> 00:14:23,500
Really, liz? 20 years
too late and way too little.
312
00:14:23,500 --> 00:14:24,400
Ooh, hello.
313
00:14:24,400 --> 00:14:25,700
Would you please leave us alone.
314
00:14:25,700 --> 00:14:27,400
'Cause you know what,
We're trying to have fun tonight.
315
00:14:27,400 --> 00:14:29,600
That's my point. I've changed.
316
00:14:29,600 --> 00:14:31,200
New liz is fun.
317
00:14:31,400 --> 00:14:33,800
I don't ruin parties. I get 'em going.
318
00:14:34,100 --> 00:14:35,900
Look, let's all do the diane.
319
00:14:42,600 --> 00:14:44,500
What is wrong with you?!
320
00:14:45,200 --> 00:14:46,100
Diane?
321
00:14:52,900 --> 00:14:53,600
Hi.
322
00:14:54,700 --> 00:14:56,300
Could you hit four, please?
323
00:14:58,700 --> 00:15:00,700
Next stop, kansas city.
324
00:15:04,200 --> 00:15:06,100
you are so funny.
325
00:15:07,000 --> 00:15:08,700
They should put you on the show.
326
00:15:11,800 --> 00:15:17,500
♪ did you ever know that you're my hero ♪
327
00:15:17,500 --> 00:15:22,800
♪ and everything i would like to be-E-E ♪
328
00:15:22,800 --> 00:15:26,400
Singing in the elevator.
It's like a road trip to the sky!
329
00:15:26,400 --> 00:15:28,200
♪ 99 bottles of beer on the wall ♪
330
00:15:28,200 --> 00:15:29,800
♪ 99 bottles of beer ♪
331
00:15:29,800 --> 00:15:31,900
♪ you take one down, pass it around ♪
332
00:15:31,900 --> 00:15:34,100
♪ 98 bottles of beer on the wall ♪
333
00:15:35,500 --> 00:15:37,400
Kenneth is a monster!
334
00:15:37,400 --> 00:15:38,900
We have to stop him!
335
00:15:42,800 --> 00:15:45,600
I want you all to know
how happy i am right now.
336
00:15:45,600 --> 00:15:49,200
Being here with you people has
helped me more Than you can know.
337
00:15:49,200 --> 00:15:50,200
To us!
338
00:15:50,900 --> 00:15:52,300
Oh, man, look at us!
339
00:15:52,300 --> 00:15:54,500
It's just like we're back
in high school, right?
340
00:15:55,000 --> 00:15:56,800
You know what was always
my favorite thing?
341
00:15:57,000 --> 00:15:58,600
Seven minutes in heaven.
342
00:15:59,500 --> 00:16:01,600
You always got the bottle to land on me.
343
00:16:01,800 --> 00:16:03,100
Think you still have the touch?
344
00:16:03,100 --> 00:16:04,100
Oh, yeah.
345
00:16:04,300 --> 00:16:05,300
Do it! Come on!
346
00:16:05,800 --> 00:16:07,100
Come on, braverman!
347
00:16:08,700 --> 00:16:10,800
Do it, do it, do it...
348
00:16:10,800 --> 00:16:12,000
What are we all doing?
349
00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:14,600
Boo!
350
00:16:17,800 --> 00:16:20,900
Just to be clear, we're not making out.
That would be social suicide.
351
00:16:21,300 --> 00:16:24,400
Like i even want to be here
in this closet at this reunion.
352
00:16:24,400 --> 00:16:26,800
- It's a nightmare.
- A nightmare for whom, lemon?
353
00:16:26,800 --> 00:16:29,600
If these jagweeds don't want to
get to know the nice new me,
354
00:16:29,600 --> 00:16:32,500
Then screw them and
their rapidly yellowing teeth.
355
00:16:32,600 --> 00:16:34,400
lemon, you really
haven't changed, have you?
356
00:16:34,400 --> 00:16:35,100
Excuse me?
357
00:16:35,100 --> 00:16:38,100
What happened when i told you geiss
had screwed me over For the ceo job?
358
00:16:38,100 --> 00:16:39,600
Did you offer your help as a friend?
359
00:16:39,600 --> 00:16:41,200
Or did you make some joke
about me being impotent?
360
00:16:41,200 --> 00:16:43,100
Jeez, that was, like, eight hours ago.
361
00:16:43,100 --> 00:16:45,500
I was just, i don't know,
cutting the tension.
362
00:16:45,500 --> 00:16:47,700
Or, as always, were you hiding
behind your sense of humor
363
00:16:47,700 --> 00:16:49,800
Instead of engaging in a real way?
364
00:16:49,800 --> 00:16:52,800
Really, i'm the one that's hiding,
larry braverman?
365
00:16:52,800 --> 00:16:54,000
There it is, right there.
366
00:16:54,000 --> 00:16:55,300
When you feel threatened, you attack.
367
00:16:55,300 --> 00:16:57,300
That's why you're almost 40
and you're still alone.
368
00:16:57,300 --> 00:16:58,700
At least i'm not 50, alone,
369
00:16:58,700 --> 00:17:02,400
And sitting on 2,000 business cards
For a job i'm never gonna get.
370
00:17:02,400 --> 00:17:03,800
- What did you say?
- Yeah.
371
00:17:03,900 --> 00:17:06,200
Your bags were delivered
to my room by accident.
372
00:17:06,200 --> 00:17:07,300
Look what i found.
373
00:17:07,700 --> 00:17:09,400
You went to a printer, didn't you?
374
00:17:09,400 --> 00:17:10,900
You picked out a font.
375
00:17:11,000 --> 00:17:13,100
You paid extra for a rush order.
376
00:17:13,300 --> 00:17:15,100
It was your happy, little secret.
377
00:17:17,800 --> 00:17:18,600
What are you doing?
378
00:17:19,900 --> 00:17:21,800
Why is she so mean?
379
00:17:24,100 --> 00:17:25,000
What'd you do to braverman?!
380
00:17:25,000 --> 00:17:27,300
- She's awful.
- She's the gay one!
381
00:17:29,500 --> 00:17:32,400
Here's your lunch, mr. Parcell.
Just the way you like it.
382
00:17:32,400 --> 00:17:34,900
Ham sandwich with the works,
hold the bread.
383
00:17:34,900 --> 00:17:36,100
But that's my job.
384
00:17:36,100 --> 00:17:40,200
This studio hosted The kraft
television theater in the 1950s,
385
00:17:40,200 --> 00:17:45,000
Where young writers like paddy chayefsky
and rod serling First rose to prominence.
386
00:17:45,000 --> 00:17:47,000
Mr. Jordan, why are you giving a tour?
387
00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:49,700
It doesn't feel good when
someone does your job, does it?
388
00:17:49,700 --> 00:17:50,700
I don't understand.
389
00:17:50,700 --> 00:17:54,000
I don't like it when you do jokes
in the elevator. That's my job.
390
00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:56,200
Oh, lord, i didn't know.
391
00:17:56,500 --> 00:17:59,500
I would never do anything to hurt you.
You're my best friend.
392
00:17:59,500 --> 00:18:02,900
We're not really best friends.
We're just good friends.
393
00:18:03,000 --> 00:18:05,000
I just want you to stop.
394
00:18:05,000 --> 00:18:07,300
I will. I will.
395
00:18:08,800 --> 00:18:10,100
i'm so sorry, miss morone.
396
00:18:10,100 --> 00:18:11,700
No, keep crying.
397
00:18:11,700 --> 00:18:14,500
I want you to feel this So
you never make this mistake again.
398
00:18:18,200 --> 00:18:22,900
And for traveling the farthest distance,
It's david messinger!
399
00:18:24,800 --> 00:18:25,600
Hey, larry,
400
00:18:25,800 --> 00:18:28,400
We've got this plan to get back at liz,
And we wanna know if you're in--
401
00:18:28,500 --> 00:18:30,600
- We're gonna carrie her.
- Like the movie.
402
00:18:30,600 --> 00:18:33,200
It will be delicious.
403
00:18:33,400 --> 00:18:37,200
And now, for best school spirit,
It's liz lemon!
404
00:18:37,200 --> 00:18:38,900
Come up on stage, liz!
405
00:18:39,800 --> 00:18:41,600
no, thanks. I don't want it.
406
00:18:41,600 --> 00:18:45,400
It comes with a $50 gift certificate
To * outback steak house *
407
00:18:45,400 --> 00:18:46,900
I want to go to there.
408
00:19:07,600 --> 00:19:08,400
Wait...
409
00:19:10,400 --> 00:19:11,200
Wait!
410
00:19:11,600 --> 00:19:15,800
Wait, we cannot do this.
We cannot carrie liz lemon.
411
00:19:15,800 --> 00:19:17,700
Oh, not okay, guys!
412
00:19:17,700 --> 00:19:20,200
We all know That
liz lemon has her faults,
413
00:19:20,200 --> 00:19:23,900
But no one's perfect.
I mean, i'm certainly not perfect.
414
00:19:23,900 --> 00:19:25,200
Don't say that, braverman!
415
00:19:25,200 --> 00:19:26,300
You're more than perfect.
416
00:19:26,300 --> 00:19:27,900
No, no, no, it's true.
417
00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:29,400
I've made mistakes.
418
00:19:29,600 --> 00:19:32,700
Sacrificed happiness for a job
I don't think i'm ever going to get.
419
00:19:33,000 --> 00:19:36,700
We all have ways of coping.
I use sex and awesomeness.
420
00:19:38,800 --> 00:19:42,800
Lemon here hides behind her insults,
But that's not who she is.
421
00:19:42,800 --> 00:19:44,000
She's a good person...
422
00:19:44,900 --> 00:19:47,000
Whom i'm honored to call my friend.
423
00:19:54,300 --> 00:19:55,600
Thank you, larry.
424
00:19:56,000 --> 00:19:59,400
And i'm sorry i lashed out at you.
You will need those cards someday.
425
00:19:59,800 --> 00:20:03,000
Larry, We're all so happy to
have you back in our lives.
426
00:20:03,600 --> 00:20:04,900
But me especially.
427
00:20:05,000 --> 00:20:06,600
Because there's someone
i want you to meet.
428
00:20:07,300 --> 00:20:08,300
Larry...
429
00:20:10,400 --> 00:20:11,700
This is your son.
430
00:20:11,800 --> 00:20:14,600
I am not larry braverman.
I repeat, i am not larry braverman!
431
00:20:14,600 --> 00:20:17,700
I am liz lemon's Platonic friend,
jack donaghy.
432
00:20:17,700 --> 00:20:18,900
Lemon, come on, let's go.
433
00:20:22,000 --> 00:20:24,000
Once and for all,
i want to say i'm sorry.
434
00:20:27,600 --> 00:20:30,400
You know what, suck it,
you whittling ihop monkeys!
435
00:20:30,400 --> 00:20:31,400
Lemon, the jet's waiting.
436
00:20:31,400 --> 00:20:34,300
That's right, a jet,
to new york city!
437
00:20:34,300 --> 00:20:35,800
Lemon, out!
438
00:20:37,200 --> 00:20:38,900
Braverman!
439
00:20:38,900 --> 00:20:39,000
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