Original subtitles

They have just delivered 2 cases of jewelry upstairs

There are 2 models at the photography studio

awaiting the jewelry for shooting

All four of them have guns

We'll take action after fifteen minutes

I have to go to the toilet

What a nuisance! Be quick

Ah Kwan...

Mister Kwan, you're so early

It's half past ten now, you're late for work

There was a traffic jam, boss

Come in

Yes

Please sit

Looks good with spectacles, take them down

Have you been working too hard these few days?

No, it's okay

There hasn't... been any business

It's difficult to get business these days

I've run everywhere with no results

Then try looking up debt collectors or nightclub girls

Nothing could be easier

How can I do such a thing?

What's your problem?

Come in with me

Yes

What are you doing?

Cleaning the windows

You see, Li Cha Bo is cleaning the windows

Of course, he is an office-boy

What? I was hired as an investigator

I'm just trying to help out

To work for my investigation agency

...one has to do everything

What is it?

Get me a sandwich

I have to get you a sandwich?

Part of your job

Let me finish this game first

It's your turn to get sandwich for the boss

I'll hit you

What a joke!

A joke?

What a joke!

Is investigator Yang in?

Yes... yes

Miss, please come in

Please...

Look no more for investigator Yang

I'm number one here

He is my assistant

No, he is only an office-boy

I'm investigator Yang

You are investigator Yang

Please come in

This is detective Yang

Detective Yang

Please serve her

How can I do it?

I'm just an assistant here

It has to be you, detective Yang

Not really

Miss, please come in

Take a seat inside

It's okay, I have to leave now

Bye bye

It's finished

Weren't you teasing me just now?

No...

The boss and you do the same to me

The boss does it to me too

We should be on the same side

I am so angry with him

His photos are everywhere

Little does he realize his face is so ugly

We can't do anything about it

We are only small potatoes

...so we have to take it from him

I have thought about it

We have to solve a big case;

Catch a notorious thief!

Then we'll get our big break...

and we won't need him anymore

Then who is our target?

A noted thief who is responsible for big heists

One who always leaves his calling card

Right, he's the one

Shi Ka Lok is the one we wanna nab!

Spread out the net of love, you want to fly away

I am not afraid

I'll not retreat even if you're the Thief of Thieves

With determination I'll get you

With this net no one falls through

For once, love will catch you

Bravo, deserves to be called the Thief Of Thieves

Thanks...

Spectacular

Come...

A toast to you

Even having retired for such a long time

...you are still so agile and smooth

If I were not so competent,

how would I deserve 10 per cent of

...your International Security Group's bonus?

Cheer

Cheers...

Great technique

Spectacular

This Baseball Mark I vault is well designed

Common international thieves can't break it open

You can consider mass production

Aren't your family...

really the descendants of the famous thief...

in the legend of the Water Margin?

One shouldn't claim such glory without justification

Our family tradition teaches us to...

rob the rich and give to the poor

But ten years ago,

...my father saw our society was on track

and thieves like us are no longer needed

So we decided to retire

In fact all thieves from our Shi family

...have legitimate professions

Mr. Shi

...you are now better off than being a thief

International Security Group

...is the HQ of the 5 largest security organizations

As our security consultant...

you receive a hefty share of our profits

I'm worth it

No one has yet broken into the security systems

...which I tested

Yes, wait

We have a new shareholder form Japan

Mr. Miyamoto. He is coming

Don't go yet

I can't stay, it's father's birthday today

I have to rush back

Mr. Miyamoto is a wealthy man

Besides, he has the Baseball Mark II;

More well-designed than the one you tested

I heard it is installed in the basement of his villa

They're all the same

No, it is ten times better

Is that so?

Mr. Shi, your phone

Fanny, I'll come down now

Sorry, my girlfriend is picking me up

Excuse me

Mr. Shi, you won't wait for Miyamoto

He is due to arrive

Sorry to have kept you waiting

Get in the car quickly

I met someone just now

He looked like a killer!

Really?

Do you think you're in a martial arts movie?

I also thought he looked familiar

Then he's either a cop or a thief

What? That is Thief of Thieves- Shi Ka Lok

Looks so smart

Yes, look at him

So smart and yet a thief... follow him

Someone's following us

Well, do you want to lose them?

No, there are so many people in my house

The more the merrier

Why have we stopped so far away?

We can't be too close

Master, why are you so late?

All the masters and mistresses have arrived

Let's go in quickly

This looks like a thieves' den

Guess half of Hong Kong's thieves are here

You're afraid of the them... come with me

They are really here

It's a great day

Be quiet please

Look who's here!

A drink

Thank you

A toast to you

Good...

Watch my Flying dagger

What?

It's alright

Watch the knife

Brother

Where's dad?

Ka Lo, I am here

Why do you look older

...each time I see you?

But when I see YOU,

each time the girls around you

...are younger!

Really?

You're smart

Your pocket has nothing

...except a mouse clip

Fortunately, I'm agile

Otherwise I'd have lost my fingers

You have nothing in your pocket

...except a few girls' photos

Have a drink

I dare not challenge you

Right... Fanny, let me introduce you

He is my brother, the Flying Dagger

His capacity for wine and knife skills

...are considered the best

He can throw accurately even when drunk?

The more he's drunk, the more accurate

Known to have missed only once

How come?

I saw a mosquito fly by

And I was going to castrate it with my knife

...but the mosquito was a female!

Don't move

These three are...

suspicious characters

Please!

You want to kill me?

Inspector, I warned you before

Not only will you be killed...

I will be crushed, too

Get up

Come on, get up

Oh, it's inspector Broken-Tooth!

Why are you so happy?

It's my birthday

All my friends and relatives are here

The congratulations are real enough;

But it seems you're here for splitting the loot

Nonsense

I reserve the right to sue you for libel

Who are you?

I'm a lawyer

This is news

You're wrong

Our Shi family has retired for over 10 years

Our family comprises of various professionals

Such as?

Security experts

Lawyers

IT specialists

Gym coaches

And murderers as well

What are you trying to say?

Seven major heists in half a month

No witness survived. The only evidence left

...is the calling card typical of Shi family

That's right

White gloves, red rose

These were our symbols

But they could be used by everyone else

I don't care

I'm here today to make arrests

You dare to refuse arrest!

Get the gun

Don't move

How come the gun has become a banana?

The gun is here

You dare to attack the police

Alright, give them back their guns

I know you are an experienced thief

...and your son is as famous as you

However, I am not afraid of you

I know you are the culprits

Where's the evidence?

You have a previous record

So I can frame even this case on you

...unless you can find the real murderer

Otherwise it'll be on your head

So you've come to say this to us?

Yes, that's it

Goodbye. Come on

Inspector, wait

I'm not scared

What are you laughing at?

What's so funny?

Your eyebrows have been shaved

I don't feel a thing

Look at the mirror

Hey... my eyebrows are really gone!

Your underpants are gone too

Take it

Come on, move

Go... go

Damn it

Don't bother with his kind

So there's a copy cat out there

...using our name

We must clarify this

We must find out the killer

Right, let him have a go at it

Leave this to me

Ka Mang

go and investigate what actually happened

In reality, at our place

...there are more than 3 unwelcome guests

Who else is there?

Two of them are just climbing in

Put in some strength

I can't make it

Make an effort

Come, we must make it

Right, I've made it

Good

This is a nice house

Of course... all of it stolen nice stuff!

Let's see if we can catch Shi Ka Lok

Okay

Help!

Why are following me?

I don't know

Up

What's your name?

Li Cha Bo

And you?

Kwan Yuan Cheung

What are you saying?

You are not Tso Tso, what's to fear?

We're dead this time

...being caught by this bunch of thieves

Shut up

So useless

I'll die bravely

Come on, speak

Who has sent you?

Private detectives; and he said you're a famous thief

We'll be famous if we catch you

You'll really make it...

when your picture appears in the press tomorrow

Really? Will our pictures be published?

Private investigators caught red-handed

No. We're not thieves

But this is unlawful breaking and entering

Please, let us go

Yes

Okay, but let's play a game first

What game?

Oh, when will we arrive home walking like this?

We've had it this time

I must take revenge

I checked

All crimes committed this month...

had red flowers and white gloves left behind

But the autopsy shows

...marks of the Ninja of Yiho clan

Ninja?

Not many of them are left

Besides, they're mostly in Japan

How come they're in Hong Kong?

I've found out 3 of them have come to Hong Kong

This is Miki, the senior brother of Yiho clan

His sword skills are excellent and he's invented

an explosive flying dart (secret weapon)

Once it hits its target, it will explode

This is the second brother

He is deft at ninchaku

...and an admirer of Bruce Lee

This is the third one

Cruel and skilled in using poison

What are they doing here?

They have all been invited,

...by a wealthy Japanese, Mr. Miyamoto,

under the disguise of International Security Group

You know him?

I saw him once

He looked like a killer

...and sort of familiar

Look, the wrinkles on his face

...are not natural

He must have had plastic surgery

A wealthy man with plastic surgery

...and who has invited 3 Ninjas;

Could he be an old enemy of ours?

Could he be the Japanese thief

...whom we punished?

Impossible

I clearly remember

We broke his right arm

I want you get someone's head for me

300,000 US dollars... why the hell that much?

How come?

There is no such thing that expensive in this world

It depends how important it is to someone

Afanti is a Mafia rebel

Even if he is dead...

I have to bring his head back to Italy

If you pay up...

my men will be sure to finish it

What if you failed?

Go over there quickly

Brother

My men are the...

best killers in the world

Pay me now

You'll get the head in 3 days time

Alright, I'll pay

Go and take the head

And don't forget...

to leave the red flower and white gloves

Why do you have to frame them every time?

Because I have a serious grudge against them

12 years ago

I was the famous Flying Mouse in Hong Kong

The Shi family dared to

...interfere with my business

I got badly injured

They made me swear I'll never return to Hong Kong

While the Flying Mouse will not return...

But Mr. Miyamoto will

I will ruin the Shi family

There won't be a raise this year

That's because we can't catch the Thief of Thieves

Our day will come

What's there to look at?

Where are they going?

...so early?!

So you're here

That woman is here again

Go and entertain her

You're handling her case, right?

If you don't go, you're fired

Go quickly...

Come on, hurry up...

Are you looking for detective Yang?

Isn't he here?

He says he isn't

Yes, he isn't

What do you want with him?

I'm not the one looking for him

This lady is looking for him

Does she speak Cantonese?

Yes... and fluently too

That's a shame!

Such a beautiful lady...

and yet the detective is not here!

What's that noise?

That's our dog

Call me a dog, huh!

Do you have another investigator here?

That's me, let's talk inside

Keep her company, I'm going inside

Me?

Miss Miyamoto

What do you want me to investigate?

My father runs a security business in Japan

Well, he is the managing director

3 months ago he died suddenly

In his Will he clearly wrote that,

all his assets...

and businesses

would be managed by my uncle

However, according to one witness,

when my father wrote the will...

it wasn't like this at all

So someone stole the original will

That's what I mean

You suspect your uncle then!

But I don't have a slightest evidence

And ever since we came to Hong Kong together,

he has been forcing me to...

have a date with a rich man

How do you want me to help you?

I want you to pretend to be my fianc�

That way you can...

investigate into my uncle's affairs

I mean, check if there is anything amiss

And on the other hand...

the rich man on my back will give up

What's his name?

His name is Siu Cheung

I hear he is of quite a flamboyant character

I want you to be his competitor

Let's see who is superior!

My uncle is throwing a party day after tomorrow

...to entertain security professionals

This arrogant guy will also be there

Great

Uncle

Yes, dear

A friend of mine will come today

Let me tell you

The son of Sir Siu...

Siu Cheung Ren will also be here

Let him come

Dear guests

it's my honor to present the...

illustrious guest knighted with MBC, MCC, MMS

noted for his splendor and extravaganza

and his famous lineage

A big hand for the handsome, romantic

and best looking bachelor in Hong Kong

Mr. Siu Cheung Ren

Hi, everybody

Sir, please alight

Have you washed your hands?

Not yet

Clean it at the back

Yes

Done?

Yes

Sir, please alight

Are you done?

Yes

Sir, are you alright?

This ground has given me such pain

Mark it

Yes

I'll ask my dad to get it tomorrow

Yes

Then demolish it

Mr. Siu, we're honored by your presence

Please accompany Siu Ji

Sorry, my boyfriend will soon be here

Pardon? We already know each other;

Why do you have another boyfriend?

Who can be better than me?

He is more of a character than you

That's impossible!

Who can be more flamboyant than me?

Look...

What is this?

It's...

Who is better than me, show yourself

A puppy

Even a puppy with such resplendence!

Where's he?

This is Mr. Kwan

This is Mr. Siu

Haven't heard of the name

Yes

Light please

It's carcinogenic without a filter

Uncle, let me introduce

This is Mr. Kwan

This is my second uncle

Hello

Please take a seat inside

Okay

Hold him for me

Everyone

What is it?

Our two honored guests

...have arrived

Sir

Sir

Are you alright?

What are you talking about?

This is the new diving style

...of the next Olympic game

The butterfly style

I have demonstrated that to everyone

Pick up the hat

Yes

Sir, your hat

This is Mr. Siu Cheung

This is Mr. Kwan

The title of Mr. Extravaganza

...should rightly be mine

Some people don't know how to be flamboyant

They only pretend

Oxygen...

Oxygen

Boss, should the competition continue...

he'd stand no match for you

Sure, of course

I'll recommend you a trick

...that must defeat him

Go on

So...

Since everyone is in such a good mood today

...let's play mahjong

This set of mahjong doesn't suit you

I know, this is the mahjong of death

In Japan, a death warrant had to be signed

Even mahjong can kill... really?

Let's forget it

That's okay. Ka Lok is coming

He is a renowned mahjong player

Ah, speak of the devil!

This is the famous...

thief of China- Mr. Shi Ka Lok

Our major shareholder, Mr. Miyamoto

We've met

Where?

In the office elevator

Maybe more than once

Really!

Mr. Miyamoto has never been to Hong Kong

Unless you met him in Japan

We were just saying...

we'd like a game of mahjong with you

However, this mahjong

...takes guts to play

Yes

Really?

If you are interested

...we can play

Please, take your seats

Do you know me?

Yes

You are wise not to sit next to me

The one who did last year

...never won!

I admire your courage and...

crown you as the most courageous man of 1982

But you will be the poorest man of 1982 as well

What do you mean?

This is rule of the mahjong of death

To prevent any loser from escaping

This mahjong of death

...uses one's life as the stake

These water columns represent your chips

When your chips become less...

the crowns above your heads will descend

God forbid, if you lose all...

the crowns will cut your heads off!

Also, before a player loses everything...

the iron ring around your body will not open

Mr. Miyamoto. Please sit

Yes

Someone will play with you

My name is 13th Mahjong Lord

You play a few rounds with them

Yes, sir

Are you kidding?

You want us to play the mahjong of death

...and won't play yourself!

If you're afraid you can stand up now

...or I can lend you the hat to sit up higher

Let's stop arguing...

and deal with this robot

It must be programmed to play well

Please shuffle the tiles

Siphons off magnetically

Small matter... watch me

What's so funny?

Just watch how I block you!

You're good

What's so great about piling them together?

Winning the game really matters a lot

I'm throwing the dice now

A while back you didn't let them play

...why do you let them play now?

A while back Shi Ka Lok wasn't here

Let's see him die now

What, the computer is down!

Play, quickly

Are you discarding?

I got fourteen tiles but it ain't a foul

Guess what this is!

Draw by myself. Double points

I thought only people exaggerate

...but the robots do as well

World's top six...

Mahjong players have helped in...

programming this robot

They can't beat it

He hasn't discarded

It ain't your turn yet

Put down the tiles

Not my turn, sorry

Forty thousand

Pong

Really

Kong

Again

What's the matter?

Isn't it allowed?

More to come

White Dragon

Kong

Again

Again

What's going on?

I want to Kong

Really?

One bamboo

Kong

Me too

Again

Again

Six bamboos

Nobody will Kong and Pong, huh?

So it's my turn

See, this is 'Calling Nine Tile Hand'

It's rare. You see

Sorry, I want to say something

What... 10 per cent discount? No way

You can't

Why not?

Dead hand

Oh, it's really a dead hand

This is unreasonable

It is reasonable, it's logic

I'll kill you

Seven Circles

I'll mark you

Do you know my nickname?

The Photocopier. C'mon, play!

Seventy thousand

I got that

So I can follow suit

- One Circle - One Circle

- Ten thousand - Ten thousand

- Four Circles - Four Circles

You know what photocopier means now

Oh, how about my tile?

Mah Jongg. This is the same '4 combination' array

Everyone pays 128 dollars

Mr. Siu, you lost to my 'Hand of Thirteen Odd Majors'

Double points. You lose to me

Sorry, you lost to me again

Such bad luck!

Do you want to help him?

It's his own fault, let him go

Twenty thousand

Kong. 12 open tiles

You dare to discard this tile

You should cover our loss

You're dead if I take up your discarded tile

You think it's easy to win by a single call!

It's your turn

Okay

I won't be that unlucky. Ninety thousand

How come both tiles are the same!

Mommy, I don't want to die

I'll save your life

Wait, Mah Jongg here as well

That's a foul

I like it. So what?

Yes... that's why when a man has good luck

...he won't die; you've had it this time!

Every dog has his day

Oh man, that kid is doomed!

I have great chance to lose if discard this tile

I'll try my luck

Discard 3 bamboos

You dare to discard 3 bamboos

I'll give you a chance

3 bamboos too

The computer signals to play thirty thousand

Pong

I didn't realize his skills are so good!

Kong

Someone discarded it before. It's safe

You think so

Alright then

Three bamboos

Pong

What are you doing?

You'd lose even if it's a discarded tile

This is called 'smiling back'

The gist of Chinese mahjong

...can't be analyzed by some computer

Damn it

Everyone, the winner has been identified

Please

Sir, what have you done to yourself?

Cover up your head

Quickly

Sir, why are your legs trembling?

Damn! When Rod Steward gave the prize on stage

...he walked like this!

This style goes way back, you know!

Sir, oxygen

What did you say? He'll lose in mahjong

Now I've lost

Really lost!

Think of something, let me win

Got it

This is a powerful laxative

A small teaspoon will cause diarrhea for 3 days

Hold it

Would really do that?

Yes

Brother Kwan

What are you doing?

Accept my respects

Your playing saved me and woke me up

I... I know I'm wrong

I shouldn't be that flamboyant

You needn't put on a show

No, brother Kwan

Forgive me and accept a toast from me

If you don't I'll not get up

You...

Please forgive me

Alright

Bring the wine

Let me raise a toast

Good, good

You should amend your ways from now

...and learn to be more humble

Are you lecturing me?

Do you know exaggeration is a gift?

Especially, I'm the best there is

How can I change?

You repented and now you go back on your word

What, you don't acknowledge defeat?

Let's do it again

Music

How?

Simple... whatever I do

...you follow

If you can do 5 actions

I will lick your toes

You'll lose surely

Enough. I'll do the first action

Come

Too easy

Watch

Now it's the second one

Okay, now it's the third one

Come on, do it

What's the matter? Don't go

Wait

For what? You haven't finished doing the 3rd

It won't harm to wait for a while

No waiting, or else you'll lose

Acknowledge defeat

Alright, I lose

He admitted defeat

Attention, everyone

I now pronounce that I've won

Friends, where's the washroom?

Go in and turn left

That's bad

Anybody inside?

Please hurry

Hurry

It's occupied

Please hurry, I can't wait any longer

I'm doing now

Really in trouble this time

Hi

Come, let me introduce

She's my auntie

How're you?

Auntie

He's your boyfriend

Siu Ji says you're good at mahjong

I should have asked you to teach me

That's kind of you

Siu Ji's mother and I are good friends

Can you guess how old I am?

You?

Everyone says I am too young to be her auntie

No

Guess how old I am?

You...

Fifty

No, no

Don't fart in front of everybody

I won't bring you along next time. Come here

Beg your pardon

Hey, do you know where's the washroom?

Don't know

What the hell!

I can't wait any longer

Where's the washroom?

What the hell is this?!

Washroom for these rich people looks different

I'll have to settle my business here

I seem to have left a few copies of the agreement

They're on the desk of the study

Please lock them up in the safe

Alright

What're you doing?

None of your business

Give it to me

Hand it over

Why are you so nervous?

There are still some pages inside

Someone's chasing me

He is easy to deal with. You go

Okay

Why are you chasing my boss?

None of your business

Damn

Stop

What's the matter?

He...

Boss...

You said it'd be easy to deal with

...but now my neck is broken!

Well, it is

Blame it on yourself

I think this is a mistake

What mistake?

This is a dangerous place

Leave me alone

I'm leaving

What did you see just now?

Why do I have to tell you?

If you are in need of help

...call me any time

Keep it safe

Ah Kwan, you really are good

Siu Ji is so obedient to you

No more problem

I am not as good as you are

What's your problem? Tell me

She asked me to her home

You've made it

But I don't have the nerve

Have you ever touched her

...or kissed her?

Or hold her?

Then what have you been doing with her?

We talked about the weather, literature, etc.

Smart... you've been fooled around

Do something realistic

It's better to let the others use the...

second hand stuff

What should I do?

Don't worry

Let me teach you a few tricks

Let's go for it

I can't. Whenever I see her...

my heart beats fast and I forget everything

You gutless kid, if you keep on like this

...you won't get anything

Please, Ah Kwan

Teach me...

how to deal with girls

There is a way

You see, follow this bright way

Follow me

This is the remote controlled action jacket

...our boss bought from overseas

Put it on. And when I do an action, I'll use

...the remote so you'll do the same

Also, I'll use this phone to teach you

...how to make love-talk to a girl

Let's put it on then

Nothing yet, what remote control...

Shut up, it isn't switched on

Are you ready? Let's start

Sure

There is movement

You hit me!

Not me, it's your remote

If I switched this off

...what would happen?

Don't

Don't torture me like this

I have to go to the toilet

Help

Help!

Get rid of the kid for me

...but not with ninjas

Get some locals to do it

What's the girl's name?

Xi Mo

She worships the Taiwan lady writer San Mo

...hence her name

She calls me Ah Xi

...who is San Mo's husband

You think that's cool? Ah Xi is dead!

Is it here? Go on up

I... I�m afraid

Presently who is after who?

I am after her

Precisely... she should be the one to be shy

Nothing to be scared of

You are the first remote-controlled man

to get a girl successfully

That's right

Wear the ear phone...

or you wouldn't hear me instructing you

...how to speak love into her ears

Go

Come on, move it

Stay alert

Remember

Please sit

- Please sit - Sit

Uncle, how do you do?

Hello uncle

How do you do?

You really have good taste

You're too kind

Aunty

If I didn't know better...

I'd have thought you were Xi Mo's sister

You sure know how to flatter

Mom

Come

He is Xi Mo's elder brother

Hi

Damn you

Xi Mo always said that...

you are great

Xi Mo always said that...

you are great

He also said you're great

It takes talent to be a king, and I'm better

My ancestors are famous and by far greater

It takes talent to be a king, and I'm better

My ancestors are famous and by far, greater

If the radio could please be turned down

Who are you?

What are you doing here?

Wanna steal clothes, huh!

No wonder I've lost so many underwear lately

So, you've stolen them!

You can't run this time

You pervert, you...

What's the matter?

Sir. This man's been sneaking around

...stealing my underwear

Don't talk nonsense

Admit it

Lean on the wall

Don't move. Spread your legs

Do you know what is...

the modern girl's best friend?

It's 'Sealsecure'

Dependable, and it's very tough

It can be used after it's washed

During promotion, 2 pieces...

only cost you eighty cents; and...

it comes with a pack of Hong Kong gelatin powder

He's crazy

Who knew!

Don't move

Don't move

How would I say such things?

We've searched, there's nothing

You two stop quarrelling from now on

You can go now

If you don't, I'll rape you

Rape you

What are you doing?

Li Cha Bo, what are you doing?

Sorry, I practice spiritual kung fu...

and the spirit can possess me any time

Sorry, sorry...

I've to talk to your father

Let's talk inside

You both have a good chat

Go inside

Come, let's sit over there

Go

Do I look different today?

Do you see that I've been wearing fake mascara?

Let me see

What's wrong, do I look scary?

No, no, you look beautiful

Your hands are so smooth

How come your hands are so hairy?!

How come your hands are so hairy?!

What's wrong with you today?

Seen a ghost, is it?

No, it's just that I am not myself

Why are you holding my hands? Help!

Holy Mary! Help

No need to be afraid...

Why are you hitting against the wall?

Mum, catch the crab

I'll beat you up if you don't leave

That's bad

Xi Mo says I excite her and...

wants me to play with her next time

Bye bye

They were still young when I started dancing

If I really dance...

I would embarrass everyone here

Really?

The masquerade this evening

...was exciting. Really enjoyed

I'm so tired

The kid is over there

Get rid of him

No need

I have a rare poison here

Once he swallows it

...he will have great problems

He's going to be in deep shit!

Mix it in the wine and send it over

So it's the two of you!

You aren't in the office...

what are you doing up here?

We're on business

This is our client

Client?

Boss, what are you doing here?

I'm on business too

Why are you holding the girl so tightly?

She's a suspect

If I don't hold on, I'll lose her

Sir, the wine is here

Keep the whole bottle here

Hold it... you two always claim on the company

This wine ain't cheap

Wait... Don't go

It costs $100 a bottle

Return it and get a refund

C'mon, off you go

We have failed

That fellow foiled our plan

It's okay, I still have a poison needle

...which is as effective

Our boss is very mean

He thinks even this wine is expensive

How stingy!

Right?

So you've been talking bad about me!

What are you doing?

Don't mind him, let's go and dance

Alright, let's go

Wait, I've to go to the washroom

What am I going to do?

Dance with somebody else

That's not a bad idea

This is a masquerade ball after all

Let's get inside and get rid of him

Sorry

Go

My hat!

Something's wrong

Go

Have you provoked them to take revenge?

I haven't...

...except the food hawker

I can easily get rid of those ninja...

but I'll give you a chance to show off your skills

You go first, I'll stay behind

Me?

Go

Mantis fist

Tiger fist

Dragon fist

Leopard fist

Hawk fist

I think you're done with

Go

Get up

Dragon, tiger, snake

Are you done? Let's go

Go

Where's Siu Ji?

I haven't seen her since I came out of the washroom

That's bad

Damn

We came here for money

...not to be scolded by you

You dare talk to me like that!

I'll tell senior brother when he comes back

We'll go back to Japan

You don�t just...

come and go

Don't you want to be like him?

Whoever betrays me will have such an ending

This is getting really strange

Agreed, the first time may be a mistake

...there's no reason for a second time

What do you mean?

That day at Miyamoto's place...

I've seen something which I shouldn't

They want to get rid of me

Then inform the police

We have no evidence

What now?

I want to call someone

Who?

Shi Ka Lok

Now you know who's the good guy and who's bad!

I'm sure Miyamoto is behind all that serial robbery!

Definitely

Agreement's several copies were at the desk that day

...but I couldn't understand what they are

Miyamoto is a world class robber;

Can't be easily exposed!

Why is he after my life?

There are 2 types of robbers

One is like what we were before

I mean, using kung fu, tactics etc.

...and won't hurt anybody

Miyamoto is the second type

He's scrupulous

Won't spare anyone who may recognize him

That means he must be after my life

His ninjas...

are all cold-blooded killers

You are in grave danger

I don't worry about myself, I just worry about Siu Ji

His nephew

Siu Ji suspected Miyamoto killed her father

So I stepped in as her fianc� in order to investigate

While I was following a group of killer ninjas...

she just disappeared; that's why...

You only have one choice

Cooperate with you, right?

He wants revenge, man!

That's why he sets us up

I've decided to go to his villa...

and filch some evidence of his crimes

I'll give that to police

Perhaps I can discover Siu Ji's whereabouts

Do you dare to come with me

...to have a look at the vault?

Do you remember where that secret gateway is?

Yes

Let's go

But, I've got to go and rescue Siu Ji

Alright

Siu Ji

Ah Kwan

Don't be frightened

The renowned thief of the Shi Family is here

My uncle is an International ninja thief leader

We all know

We've come to get evidence of his crimes

...and hand it over to the police

Do you know where is his stuff?

They've been put securely in the safe downstairs

But the security system is tight

Be careful

I'll take you out first

They've locked this door

You better go to help the Shi Family first

Otherwise, they will suspect

...seeing that this door is broken

What are you doing here?

Figuring out a way to open this electronic door

Ask me

Excuse me

Miss, please turn around

Why the style of these Japanese is so low!

Wait, this vault sure looks different

Electronic eye

Now what?

Don't worry, I have my electronic box

How come the screen is blurred?

Tune it up a bit

Alright, it's okay now

That's it

My electronic box causes interference

Clogged their screen

They're watching what happened at the last second

Let's go over

They can't see us, come on

Be careful, it's very swift

Even more powerful than the previous model

The way it looks...

there may be sound detection inside

When you go in...

move gently. Don't make any noise

Ka Mang, open this for me

Help!

Electronic tracing ball

You go first

Well?

Go quickly, everyone

Don't mind me, go

Don't look, go

My ancestors would turn in the grave

Do you think you're in a 50s movie?

Get money and hire a lawyer

I'm sure we can bail them out

You don't realize what this means to Shi family

I understand

I understand too well; for 300 years

your family has never been caught, right?

But we have been nabbed today

...because of me

I've been through a lot

and seen dangers of all kinds

Only to lose to a machine!

It's only natural

Then you're wrong

You cannot be more wrong

Our emotions and intelligence

...far surpass a computer's

That's where you're wrong

Presently Baseball Mark II is hard to beat

I've been around for several decades now

...and there isn't a security system I can't beat

If you were there today...

you'd have been trapped just the same

Ah Kwan

Ka Lok, as far as I know, Baseball Mark II

...has a floor temperature of 350 degrees

And the second layer carries an ultrasonic system

The deadliest are...

the four flying detector balls

Electronic tracing ball?

It bears high voltage

Just touch it and you'll faint!

Don't worry, I'll tackle it

What is it?

I went to your office to get money

...but they refused

I told them to do so

Why?

You've already spent a million this month

But what about the money I earned for you?

You'll get your cut when we get the money;

But not before that!

Miyamoto

Don't forget that,

back in Japan when you wanted us to come

...you promised everything

But now, not only have you killed my brother

...you have also exercised many constraints

Don't be so ungrateful

Ungrateful?

If it wasn't for me, you and your brother

...would be still in prison there

I will not argue with you now

I want one million; will you give or not?

Day after tomorrow, gangs from...

the U S, Japan and Asia

...will come to the auction

When I get the money I'll give it to you

No, I want it now

I don't have it

Get out

Get out

The gangs are here

Let's sneak in with them

What about the flying device?

Here it is

Don't worry. With this...

we can dodge the electronic tracing ball

Gentlemen, today you can see...

treasured jewelry from many parts of the world

Participate in the auction if you like to own it

The highest bidder will get it

Please distribute the list to our guests

Yes

If we fail this time,

we'll surely go to jail

Let's see if it's them or us

You two damn balls come and see me

Attach this device on it

Our first auction item

...is the crown of the Thai princess

The starting price is 12 million

Do I hear an offer?

13 million

15 million

16 million

17 million

18 million

20 million

21 million

Any more offers?

Sold

We'll get Miyamoto's loot and evidence

He'll surely go to jail

Why is the electric door locked?!

I was going to grab Miyamoto's stuff

...but you beat me to it

The mouse is quick but the cat isn't far behind

Let's see who is the mouse who is the cat

Sold for 21 million

This painting with the Ming poet's writings

...now belongs to Mr. Ida

Now all items have been sold

Please settle the accounts

The items could then be collected from basement

Please follow me

Although this vault is secure...

it is safe if the main power is cut

Is it?

Miki

What's happening?

My stuff has been stolen!

We've paid; no tricks please

Don't move, stand over there

Go, quickly

Go

What shall we do with them, boss?

You go and stand over there too

What, me too...

Move

Open the door...

I knew it was you

This time it's my turn to get one up on you

What a surprise!

The first time I saw you was on the stairs

Once again... for the last time too, I see you on stairs

Let's see whose 'last time' it will be!

Yours of course

Because I have evidence of your crimes

A place in jail is reserved for you

What a strong arm!

Must have taken some special potion

There's something fishy!

An electronic arm!

We'll use electricity against it

Ah Kwan

No problem, you're welcome

Get someone else to catch...

the one called flying tiger, good bye

Where was I... Yes, I want to go to Italy

...to catch the killer

Sorry, I'm booked till the end of next year

...by which time all Italians would be killed

Bye

Come in

Boss, most guests have arrived

We can begin the ribbon cutting

Okay

Open the door please

What? You want me to do that

Part of your job

Thank you, everyone

Thank you

You're quite early!

I had to come

You're now famous detectives

I was afraid you might want to arrest me

Hey, hang on

Come in for a drink?

No need

Detective Kwan

Do you need anyone

...to buy sandwiches?

You want a job doing that?

Boss, sandwich

Forget it, have a sandwich!