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There was a South Virginia, never thought to fail
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Nine there was a South Virginia, spent an island in jail
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Singing boats for women, it was just a beginning
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You haven't seen anything yet
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Oh, nine there was a South Virginia
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Right, so I think I've done everything on Margaret's list
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Buck the furniture, shake in the rug, dusted the coving, shined the brasses
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But it says he has set out chairs in an appealing arrangement
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What does that mean?
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How can it make seats more appealing?
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Fill them with men
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No, no, the only visa my Charlie lets me do this suffraging
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is because there are no men here
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Well, if there's nothing else, I'll get on with some of these very important napkins
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for Helen's dinner party
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Who would like some tea?
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Oh, yes, please
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Oh, I'd love a cup, oh, thank you Gwen
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Thank you Gwen
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Oh, right, I'll go and make a pot
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Oh, Benvres seemed very quiet today
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I took the trouble to parade through the Easington slums
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But wasn't a soul to be seen
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Did you chalk the pavements to advertise our meeting, Thomas?
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Yes, Mrs. Unwin, every paving stone is covered
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Indeed, my wrists are throbbing from the effort
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I also took the liberty of creating this
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A historical timeline of female achievement
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Oh, wonderful Thomas, how does it work?
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Yes, we begin at year zero
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The first woman emerges from the primordial soup
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Year one, the Virgin Mary gives birth
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Year 1400, Lady Julian reveals Christ's love
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1800, Madame Tussaud popularizes wax
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1910, the Benbury, intricate craft circle, polite, requests women's suffrage
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And future predictions include 1999
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A woman flies to the moon
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Oh, no!
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Wonderful Thomas, most inspiring
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And these are lovely bows either, are they for anything?
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Oh, yes, to prettify and soften the room
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And show that suffrage is an all ugly, ugly
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Sorry Gwen
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Ah, thank you Gwen
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Gwen
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Are you going to polish the woodwork?
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No
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I want to make the best possible impression on our potential recruits
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So I noticed a little scuff on the wainsick by the door
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Oh, so sorry, I must have caught it when I was waxing the floors
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I'll get to cloth and polish
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Yes, and did you manage to spruce the facilities?
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Ah, yes, I did
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It's surprising what gets under a rim, isn't it?
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Yes, I went right around the uvend and round the bow
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With the toothbrush, as you suggested
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Oh, Gwen? Yes, I'll, er, I'll put the toothbrush back
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My mother's wash bowl before she's even noticed
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And what about refreshments?
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In the privy
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Er, no, quickly in the hall
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Oh, yes, I thought perhaps strong tea and sandwiches
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Dilly, just sandwiches?
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Do you think that will appeal to the noble proletariat?
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The noble prolor, what are you in it?
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Proliteriate, poor people, either
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Oh, what do we want with them?
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We are hoping to spread our suffrage message
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Across the social divide and to swell our eggs
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Are we, though? Yes
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Well, then just make them boil cabbage, poor people love that
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Perhaps they would appreciate a change from their usual earthy diet
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You know, olden biscuits, brandy snaps
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But they can only suck food because of their no teeth
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Nice
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You think you could whip up a bamorang, Gwen?
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Of course, Margaret
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Good
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I'll get with pink, wonderful
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As I had hoped for some early comers
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And perhaps they heard Margaret was giving a speech
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Sorry, Eva?
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Oh, I said
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She can't wait for your speech
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Well, perhaps I might rehearse it
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Is it like a preview?
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Lovely
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Bring your tea
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Ah, Gwen! Gwen!
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I think you will enjoy this, Sip, Sip
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Yes, the theme is dedicated to a remarkable individual who has touched
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Many ordinary people
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That's your book or the film star
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No, Eva, so I shall begin
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Good evening
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Welcome
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Gwen, could you...
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Class of water, Margaret
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Sorry, it's a nervous tickle
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They're the best
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Yes, thank you Gwen, thank you
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Sit, sit
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Ah, ah, so good evening
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Welcome
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Women of Banbury
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I invite you to consider tonight the contribution made by another
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Great woman
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Oh, goodness, honey, I forgot the piesta resistance
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Thomas, the grand phone
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I thought my talk might benefit from a rousing musical backdrop
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Yes
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Women of Banbury
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I invite you to consider tonight a contribution made
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Mrs. Alwyn, I suspect a speck of fluff
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If one simply blows like this
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Yes, yes, yes
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Should I put it at the beginning or where it was?
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Yes, yes, yes
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I invite you to consider tonight a contribution
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I invite you to consider tonight a contribution
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Made by another Great woman
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That's too loud, Thomas, too loud
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Yes, um, the woman I've hoped to...
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It's too quiet now, Thomas
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It's too quiet
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The woman of whom I speak
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I speak of course of Elizabeth Cleggorn Gaskell.
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Oh, is that the lady with the one long tooth
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who lives above the post office and only comes out of Mickelmas?
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No. Um, who here can say they have not been moved by the works of Gaskell?
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Rhetorical, never mind.
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There's details, portraits of the very, very, very poor,
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capture the wonderful language of the workhouse.
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As if she knew the lower orders better than they, you, know yourselves.
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Fravit, Novit, Clem, and Nobstik have a trip off the common town.
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Do you know what they mean?
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I think I know what Nobstik means.
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Gaskell was a pioneer in his social reformer.
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She longed to inspire and embolden women like you
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for improving your sad, lonely, empty lives.
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Oh, thank you, Margaret.
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Is not a compliment, Gwen.
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Oh, thank you, Eva.
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As we hear at the BICCPRW,
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Stitt and our ivory towers protected from the viscera and violence of slum life,
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you're quite all right, Margaret.
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Yes, I'm just waiting for the swill.
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I feel you have missed it, Mrs. Umwyn.
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Yes, yes.
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So, do you like some of this?
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No, no. Take the edge of Margaret's speech.
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Because I'm sure I'll try.
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What is it? Cyanide.
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Is Dr. Ham's invigorator?
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Sorry, ladies. Have I said something amusing?
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Not at all.
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Do share. I know my speech is very important and affecting,
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but it doesn't mean I can't enjoy a moment of liberty.
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Is Dr. Ham's invigorator? Would you like some more?
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Oh, no, no, no. I don't touch the stuff.
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I tried it once and ended up barefoot on a train to Penrith.
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I'm here. I'm here.
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Oh, dear, oh, dear.
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Helen, I'm so glad you decided to come.
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I have come only to say that I shall not be coming.
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And I see I'm not the only one.
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I'm sure the working women will arrive soon.
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You mean after they finished protesting outside my front gates,
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clogging up my driveway and making a dreadful row?
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Are they really protesting? Oh, goodness.
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I splendid.
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Not splendid at all.
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Inconvenient and irritating.
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They intend to disrupt my dinner tonight.
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I have 20 captains of industry coming for an extremely important day.
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Is it not because of the poem?
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Is what? Not because of the poem.
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Well, all those lady workers, they all pong a bit, don't they?
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Because they can't wash because they haven't got any taps.
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Is that why they're protesting?
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No. They are demanding what they always demand,
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even more money. A 100% pay rise, no less.
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Goodness. How much do they get now?
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A hairpiné. How much more do they want?
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100% pay rise.
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A hairpiné. How much more do they want?
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A 100%, so a hairpiné.
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But they already got a hairpiné.
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Yes, and they want another one.
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But then how much will they have?
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A penny? Each.
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Where is Gwen?
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Not slacking, I trust. She's supposed to be making my new napkins
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for the captain's dinner.
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I have selected pale lemon yellow damask,
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intricately embroidered with the butte factory crest,
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a lion standing on a cog holding a ball bearing,
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a motto in Latin, in blazened beneath,
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Bonos est quadbute faket.
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Oh, good day, too, Helen. I'm just finishing your napkins,
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Captkins.
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You mean my captain's napkins?
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Do I? Yes, I do.
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He's taken with the best part of a month,
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at almost finish when I noticed that the lion on the crest
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was facing the wrong way, so I unpicked the whole lot.
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Only then I realized I've been looking at the reverse side,
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so I didn't want to unpick them after all.
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And then I did them all again.
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Reputation of a woman stands or falls
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on the quality of her napkin, Gwen.
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Why does the lion only have three legs?
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The other one's behind the cog?
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It looks rather peculiar.
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Like an has-suit milking stool.
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Good old out-of-forth leg?
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A whole new set of fourth legs in time for dinner.
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Well, after dinner will be too late.
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I'll do my best.
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Why you disturbing Gwen, Helen?
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She has important suffrage business to attend to.
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These napkins will touch the mouths of the most powerful men in Europe,
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nay the world.
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These sandwiches will touch the mouths of the most powerless women in bandry,
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nay the county, who are not here.
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You choose Gwen.
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When you approach the gates of heaven,
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will it be the loaf of bread in your hand,
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or the principles in your heart that will gain you entry?
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Love of bread?
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Wrong, Gwen, wrong.
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Goodness cannot be measured in dough.
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And how will she make your sandwiches without bread?
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Mm-hmm.
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Serve the ham between two slices of self-righteousness.
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I'm sorry, Margaret. I've only got whole weight.
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Pay no attention to Helen.
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Gwen's work may seem menial,
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but think one napkin will allow a captain of industry
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to debate the cost of copper unimpeded by a dribble of cream on his chin,
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or a streak of Holland days in his lap.
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Thank you, Helen.
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Also, as many lion legs as I can.
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For each will be sufficient.
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Gwen, if it makes it easier,
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you can leave the crusts on.
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Goodness. Please, that noise.
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Napkin's Gwen.
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Take one!
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Two step arms out.
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What are you doing?
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Having fun, Helen. Ever heard of it?
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Murch has teach us the cake walk.
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It's all the rage in America.
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Two step arms out.
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Kick Thomas, kick!
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Come and dance!
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Absolutely not.
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Ladies, this is a serious political meeting.
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Come on, Margaret.
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Oh, goodness, Eva.
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Her reign, Margaret.
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Her reign.
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No, thank you, no.
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What if a lady laborer was walking and mistake us
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was some racy of dancing cabaret honky-tonk?
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Oh, imagine.
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And imagine if someone were to mistake you for someone happy?
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No one's coming to your own meeting, Margaret.
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Our meeting, Margaret.
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And if one single solitary lady worker comes through those doors,
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then my efforts will not have been in vain.
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Oh, shh, shh.
278
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An interesting party I knew someone would come.
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Thomas Grennefert.
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Oh, boom.
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Come on, let's get Gwen to make it some more tea.
282
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Oh, more fizzy tea, lovely.
283
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Ah, good evening. Welcome.
284
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Thank you for coming.
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What an honour.
286
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We have sandwiches, blomange, in case of soft tea,
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and a short but stirring speech delivered by me.
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Please be seated.
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Oh.
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Thomas Grennefert.
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No, the back and firm did.
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Good evening. Welcome.
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Women.
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Woman of Vanbury.
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I invite you to consider tonight the contribution made by another great woman.
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Margaret.
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You can't give this office meat.
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Emily.
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What a convincing disguise.
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Yes, I did have an inkling.
301
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I've had the most thrilling morning rubbing shoulders with the actual ordinary women protesting for fair pay.
302
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Meanwhile, we were running around getting the hall ready for them.
303
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They were right in our doorstep.
304
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I couldn't resist wearing the scullery maids clothes.
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The workers were magnificent.
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Thomas, mummy walked right past and didn't see me.
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We all shouted things at her.
308
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I can't say what.
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It's too daring and awful.
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Oh no, Miss Emily, don't tell.
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That's the women. Right's the workers. You are pigs.
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Go on, blimey.
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Let's kick the capitalist toe-regs. Right's hot the arse.
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Please.
315
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How stirring?
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Where did you find this?
317
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With a doctor, he was scredder for the children.
318
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My virginity's been quite sluggish.
319
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And so we put in her milk.
320
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Only she wouldn't drink it.
321
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And let's say drunk some too.
322
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So it's one for a mummy.
323
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One for a virginity.
324
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One for a mummy.
325
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One for a virginity.
326
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Three for a mummy.
327
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Yes, I get the idea.
328
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And that's how he discovered how exhilarating dot-dans invigorator is.
329
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I'm all for a little invigorator.
330
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A big invigorator.
331
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Oh, God.
332
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And is this quack dust?
333
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Ingredients, baking soda, sugar, cocaine.
334
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Bake or excitement, hysteria, increased confidence and delusions of power.
335
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Don't have any, Helen.
336
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Your head mindings blood.
337
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I'd have a bear and other instant of this brainless yabbering.
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When I shall expect those now things perfectly completed when I return forthwith.
339
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What about when you return?
340
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Fifth with!
341
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Who's never with?
342
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I'm returning home to attend to my titivations.
343
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Fill the bellies of the already full with fair toiled for by the great unfair.
344
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You understand nothing of the capitalist model?
345
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I have read Descapita.
346
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Have you?
347
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I've read Descapita.
348
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Have you?
349
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I've read Descapita.
350
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I've read Descapita.
351
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I've read Descapita.
352
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I've read Descapita.
353
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I've read Descapita.
354
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Have you?
355
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Yes.
356
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All of it?
357
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Well, the German was rather dense, so I did skin most of it, but I understood enough to know that you profit from the sweated labours of others, and that is not very nice.
358
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And on what is that profit spent?
359
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Napkins, apparently?
360
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Charity.
361
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The butte school for left-handed boys.
362
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The annual wake-week donkey ride for slow children.
363
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The endowment fund for confused dogs.
364
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We hold this town together.
365
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Scraps from your table.
366
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Better than Blomons from your bowl.
367
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Blomons, blomons, blomons.
368
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Don't work that funny when you say them over and over.
369
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Blomons.
370
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It's our term for the gramophone.
371
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I want to practice my high kicks.
372
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Can't walk the clock!
373
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Oh, come, Master Thomas.
374
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Oh, no, no, no.
375
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I've been now as not quite the right time for a red time.
376
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Excuse me.
377
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The rubber barons, copper kings, steel magnates, financiers and tycoons are waiting.
378
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I will send Emily back for the napkins.
379
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I refuse to pass through that clag of insurgents again.
380
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Who are you calling a clag?
381
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Oh, look, Margaret.
382
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Your audience has arrived after all.
383
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That's right.
384
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I was a working woman.
385
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What tours me fingers to a bone I is?
386
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Like...
387
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Sorry, where are you from?
388
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I don't matter where I was from or what eyes looked like.
389
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I zoom in, in eyes.
390
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What's it saying?
391
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Where did you drag this creature from?
392
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She's clearly an imbecile.
393
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You were one.
394
00:17:04,000 --> 00:17:05,000
More like.
395
00:17:05,000 --> 00:17:07,000
Because you wait not paying.
396
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Your work is adequately.
397
00:17:09,000 --> 00:17:10,000
Adequately?
398
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Do you even know what that means?
399
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It means enough.
400
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Well, they're not getting mother.
401
00:17:16,000 --> 00:17:18,000
Emily!
402
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Oh, Ellen, your face is a picture!
403
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Did I miss something?
404
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Get back to work.
405
00:17:27,000 --> 00:17:29,000
And you, young lady.
406
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Go into that kitchen and bring those napkins when they're finished.
407
00:17:32,000 --> 00:17:35,000
And when you sit down to dying tonight with those eminent men,
408
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think about who pays for your food and the roof over your head
409
00:17:39,000 --> 00:17:43,000
and the dowry for when you choose to marry some floppy-handed,
410
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half-a-fop.
411
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I hate you, mother.
412
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You see the trouble.
413
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Your affected philanthropic damn squib has caused.
414
00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:56,000
Who do you dare call affected?
415
00:17:56,000 --> 00:17:57,000
Oh, no.
416
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So you admit you are a philanthropic damn squib?
417
00:17:59,000 --> 00:18:00,000
I do not.
418
00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:01,000
You just did.
419
00:18:01,000 --> 00:18:03,000
You just did philanthropic damn squib.
420
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I know you are, but what am I?
421
00:18:07,000 --> 00:18:08,000
I'm leaving.
422
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Anobigechi!
423
00:18:13,000 --> 00:18:15,000
It was very strong, Mrs. Unwin.
424
00:18:15,000 --> 00:18:16,000
Yes, it was.
425
00:18:16,000 --> 00:18:18,000
It just came out in the heat of the moment.
426
00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:21,000
As if you were possessed by the very spirit of the lumpen pro-territ.
427
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Yes, it was. It wasn't it, Thomas.
428
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Such a shame.
429
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We have no audience here to enjoy that spirit
430
00:18:27,000 --> 00:18:31,000
and my cleverly constructed thoughts on oppression.
431
00:18:31,000 --> 00:18:35,000
One lady came Margaret.
432
00:18:35,000 --> 00:18:36,000
That was Emily.
433
00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:37,000
Was it?
434
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Are you quite all right?
435
00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:46,000
Oh, yes, I'm on the last one now. Thank you.
436
00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:48,000
You meant me.
437
00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:50,000
Yes. I'll be fine.
438
00:18:53,000 --> 00:18:54,000
Oh, Thomas.
439
00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:56,000
Excuse my rough Callous Tans.
440
00:18:56,000 --> 00:19:00,000
I have been scrubbing potatoes to understand what it is to be poor.
441
00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:03,000
Oh, Miss Emily, you are extraordinary.
442
00:19:03,000 --> 00:19:06,000
I confess I once experienced the life of a down and out myself.
443
00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:08,000
Did you? No.
444
00:19:08,000 --> 00:19:09,000
Yes.
445
00:19:09,000 --> 00:19:13,000
Father forgot to leave the key beneath the statue of Christ of a Demo where it is usually kept.
446
00:19:13,000 --> 00:19:17,000
I was supposed to sleep huddled and blanketless in the doorway for a full half hour.
447
00:19:17,000 --> 00:19:18,000
Thomas.
448
00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:20,000
Oh, dear.
449
00:19:20,000 --> 00:19:21,000
Oh, Margaret.
450
00:19:21,000 --> 00:19:24,000
The ribbons and the sandwiches are all finished.
451
00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:26,000
No one's coming, Gwen.
452
00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:28,000
All my hard work has been wasted.
453
00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:32,000
Being a high-minded woman of principle is a thankless task.
454
00:19:32,000 --> 00:19:35,000
Well, at least the napkins are done.
455
00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:37,000
Oh, thank you.
456
00:19:37,000 --> 00:19:38,000
Margaret, no.
457
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Those are for the very important captains.
458
00:19:40,000 --> 00:19:45,000
And God forbid a speck of dirt should offend their very important eyes.
459
00:19:45,000 --> 00:19:49,000
I'm going to take these napkins to Mommy now, Gwen.
460
00:19:49,000 --> 00:19:50,000
Thank you, Emily.
461
00:19:50,000 --> 00:19:51,000
No to talk.
462
00:19:51,000 --> 00:19:53,000
Oh.
463
00:19:53,000 --> 00:19:54,000
Grage.
464
00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:55,000
Miss someone.
465
00:19:55,000 --> 00:19:56,000
Grage.
466
00:19:56,000 --> 00:19:57,000
Yes, Thomas.
467
00:19:57,000 --> 00:19:58,000
Yes.
468
00:19:58,000 --> 00:19:59,000
You are right.
469
00:19:59,000 --> 00:20:00,000
We mustn't give up.
470
00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:03,000
I think we can manage one last push.
471
00:20:03,000 --> 00:20:04,000
Gwen.
472
00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:05,000
Oh, dear.
473
00:20:05,000 --> 00:20:06,000
Oh, dear.
474
00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:07,000
Oh, dear.
475
00:20:07,000 --> 00:20:08,000
Oh, dear.
476
00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:09,000
Oh, dear.
477
00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:10,000
Oh, dear.
478
00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:11,000
Oh, dear.
479
00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:12,000
Oh, dear.
480
00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:13,000
Oh, dear.
481
00:20:13,000 --> 00:20:14,000
Oh, dear.
482
00:20:14,000 --> 00:20:15,000
Oh, dear.
483
00:20:15,000 --> 00:20:16,000
Oh, dear.
484
00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:17,000
Oh, dear.
485
00:20:17,000 --> 00:20:18,000
Oh, dear.
486
00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:19,000
Oh, dear.
487
00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:21,000
Oh, dear.
488
00:20:21,000 --> 00:20:22,000
Oh, dear.
489
00:20:22,000 --> 00:20:23,000
Oh, dear.
490
00:20:23,000 --> 00:20:24,000
Oh, dear.
491
00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:25,000
Oh, dear.
492
00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:26,000
How did you get on?
493
00:20:26,000 --> 00:20:27,000
Well, I circumnavigated the town.
494
00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:29,000
Three times, as you asked.
495
00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:30,000
Oh.
496
00:20:30,000 --> 00:20:33,000
Well, there was some interest in the half-price sausages, Margaret.
497
00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:36,000
But no one wants to come to your meeting.
498
00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:37,000
I'm sorry.
499
00:20:37,000 --> 00:20:39,000
Oh, well, we did our best.
500
00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:43,000
I suppose we should tidy away and fight another day.
501
00:20:43,000 --> 00:20:44,000
Oh, no, thank you.
502
00:20:44,000 --> 00:20:45,000
I know.
503
00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:46,000
I was thinking you could put them in the kitchen.
504
00:20:46,000 --> 00:20:48,000
Oh, would you like another one, Margaret?
505
00:20:48,000 --> 00:20:50,000
Such a shame they should go to waste.
506
00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:51,000
Oh, no, no, no.
507
00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:53,000
I couldn't eat another thing.
508
00:20:53,000 --> 00:20:56,000
Would anyone else like a sandwich?
509
00:20:56,000 --> 00:20:57,000
Oh, no, thank you, Gwen.
510
00:20:57,000 --> 00:20:59,000
I don't know why, but I don't feel hungry at all.
511
00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:00,000
No, me.
512
00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:02,000
Wouldn't you join us, Gwen?
513
00:21:02,000 --> 00:21:04,000
Have a moment's respite from the twins.
514
00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:09,000
No, I've got to put these in the kitchen and then clear away all these chairs, Thomas.
515
00:21:09,000 --> 00:21:10,000
Gwen, allow me.
516
00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:11,000
Oh, thank you.
517
00:21:11,000 --> 00:21:12,000
Oh, dear.
518
00:21:12,000 --> 00:21:13,000
Oh, dear.
519
00:21:13,000 --> 00:21:14,000
Oh, dear.
520
00:21:14,000 --> 00:21:15,000
Oh, thank you.
521
00:21:15,000 --> 00:21:16,000
Oh.
522
00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:17,000
Oh.
523
00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:18,000
Oh.
524
00:21:18,000 --> 00:21:19,000
Oh.
525
00:21:19,000 --> 00:21:20,000
Oh.
526
00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:21,000
Oh.
527
00:21:21,000 --> 00:21:22,000
Oh.
528
00:21:22,000 --> 00:21:23,000
Oh.
529
00:21:23,000 --> 00:21:24,000
Hello, Miss Emily.
530
00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:25,000
Did you manage to deliver my napkins?
531
00:21:25,000 --> 00:21:26,000
Yes, Gwen.
532
00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:27,000
I certainly did.
533
00:21:27,000 --> 00:21:28,000
Oh.
534
00:21:28,000 --> 00:21:32,000
Helen was most insistent they would make or break her very important dinner.
535
00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:33,000
Oh, Emily.
536
00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:37,000
How lovely to see you.
537
00:21:37,000 --> 00:21:39,000
Will you join us in the dance?
538
00:21:39,000 --> 00:21:40,000
Thomas is wonderful.
539
00:21:40,000 --> 00:21:41,000
She had Thomas.
540
00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:45,000
I am Essence of Devil.
541
00:21:45,000 --> 00:21:48,000
Come, Emily, it's easy.
542
00:21:48,000 --> 00:21:52,000
Oh, Gwen, you have made such great efforts.
543
00:21:52,000 --> 00:21:55,000
Just put all these chairs away.
544
00:21:55,000 --> 00:21:57,000
Speak the floor and then I'm done.
545
00:21:57,000 --> 00:21:58,000
It'll be helpful.
546
00:21:58,000 --> 00:22:00,000
Oh, thank you, Margaret.
547
00:22:00,000 --> 00:22:03,000
Come, yes.
548
00:22:03,000 --> 00:22:05,000
Grizzly bear.
549
00:22:05,000 --> 00:22:06,000
Grizzly bear.
550
00:22:06,000 --> 00:22:07,000
Grizzly bear.
551
00:22:07,000 --> 00:22:08,000
Grizzly bear.
552
00:22:08,000 --> 00:22:09,000
Hi, me.
553
00:22:09,000 --> 00:22:10,000
Hi, me.
554
00:22:10,000 --> 00:22:11,000
Two step.
555
00:22:11,000 --> 00:22:12,000
Two step.
556
00:22:12,000 --> 00:22:13,000
Great.
557
00:22:13,000 --> 00:22:14,000
Great.
558
00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:15,000
It should be joining us.
559
00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:16,000
It's not toiling away alone.
560
00:22:16,000 --> 00:22:17,000
Oh, well, in a mow.
561
00:22:17,000 --> 00:22:18,000
Oh.
562
00:22:18,000 --> 00:22:19,000
Well, at least have some of my fizzy tea.
563
00:22:19,000 --> 00:22:21,000
That'll pep you up.
564
00:22:21,000 --> 00:22:23,000
Oh, thank you, Eva.
565
00:22:23,000 --> 00:22:25,000
It won't disconfuffle me, will it?
566
00:22:25,000 --> 00:22:26,000
Oh, no, no, no.
567
00:22:26,000 --> 00:22:28,000
It'll just give you a boost to make you feel special.
568
00:22:28,000 --> 00:22:29,000
Oh.
569
00:22:29,000 --> 00:22:30,000
Lovely.
570
00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:31,000
I'm here.
571
00:22:31,000 --> 00:22:32,000
I'm here.
572
00:22:32,000 --> 00:22:33,000
Oh, dear, oh, dear.
573
00:22:33,000 --> 00:22:34,000
Oh.
574
00:22:34,000 --> 00:22:35,000
Oh, dear.
575
00:22:35,000 --> 00:22:40,000
Turn that infernal music off at once.
576
00:22:40,000 --> 00:22:41,000
Gwen.
577
00:22:41,000 --> 00:22:43,000
My napkin's Gwen.
578
00:22:43,000 --> 00:22:44,000
How could you?
579
00:22:44,000 --> 00:22:45,000
Oh, sorry, Helena.
580
00:22:45,000 --> 00:22:49,000
I didn't think anyone would notice if I just sewed a few claws on the lion's tail and
581
00:22:49,000 --> 00:22:50,000
passed it off as the fourth leg.
582
00:22:50,000 --> 00:22:53,000
I'm not referring to a misshapen lion.
583
00:22:53,000 --> 00:22:56,000
I'm referring to this.
584
00:22:56,000 --> 00:22:59,000
And this.
585
00:22:59,000 --> 00:23:01,000
And this.
586
00:23:01,000 --> 00:23:02,000
Oh.
587
00:23:02,000 --> 00:23:05,000
And utterly humiliated.
588
00:23:05,000 --> 00:23:06,000
Oh, good.
589
00:23:06,000 --> 00:23:07,000
How could you, Gwen?
590
00:23:07,000 --> 00:23:14,000
Helena, you don't think I would do such a thing to my own napkins?
591
00:23:14,000 --> 00:23:16,000
It was me, everyone.
592
00:23:16,000 --> 00:23:17,000
It was me.
593
00:23:17,000 --> 00:23:20,000
I wanted them to choke on their soup.
594
00:23:20,000 --> 00:23:21,000
Emily.
595
00:23:21,000 --> 00:23:23,000
I thought you would approve.
596
00:23:23,000 --> 00:23:26,000
Oh, I would never condone such napkin abuse.
597
00:23:26,000 --> 00:23:30,000
I saw Emily, did you do all of them?
598
00:23:30,000 --> 00:23:31,000
Yes.
599
00:23:31,000 --> 00:23:32,000
But why?
600
00:23:32,000 --> 00:23:37,000
Well, if I'm Aegwen, I think in her own wrong way, Emily was trying to lift the burden from
601
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the worker's shoulders as I, well, we all were trying to do today.
602
00:23:41,000 --> 00:23:43,000
She wasn't doing anything of the sort.
603
00:23:43,000 --> 00:23:47,000
She was trying to annoy me by slumming it with those hopeless women who couldn't be
604
00:23:47,000 --> 00:23:50,000
elevated if you fired them out of a cannon.
605
00:23:50,000 --> 00:23:55,000
Those workers were born foolish and stupid, Margaret, and if they work like donkeys, they
606
00:23:55,000 --> 00:23:56,000
should be paid in carrots.
607
00:23:56,000 --> 00:23:59,000
We are tabular eyes, I, Helen.
608
00:23:59,000 --> 00:24:01,000
I think I'm going to be written on by history and circumstance.
609
00:24:01,000 --> 00:24:06,000
I really did want to help all the workers I met, but I did want to annoy mummy as well.
610
00:24:06,000 --> 00:24:08,000
I'm sorry, Gwen.
611
00:24:08,000 --> 00:24:11,000
Can I say something, Margaret?
612
00:24:11,000 --> 00:24:12,000
Yes, Gwen.
613
00:24:12,000 --> 00:24:13,000
I'd love a cup of tea.
614
00:24:13,000 --> 00:24:14,000
I'm sorry, Margaret.
615
00:24:14,000 --> 00:24:16,000
You're going to have to make it yourself.
616
00:24:16,000 --> 00:24:19,000
Oh, this is good, Tiva.
617
00:24:19,000 --> 00:24:20,000
Isn't it?
618
00:24:20,000 --> 00:24:21,000
Right.
619
00:24:21,000 --> 00:24:22,000
Sit down, everyone.
620
00:24:22,000 --> 00:24:23,000
I have something to say.
621
00:24:23,000 --> 00:24:25,000
Go on, sit down.
622
00:24:25,000 --> 00:24:26,000
Stop gawfing.
623
00:24:26,000 --> 00:24:27,000
I'm Gwen.
624
00:24:27,000 --> 00:24:36,000
I'm, er, Seem Strus and a worker and a woman.
625
00:24:36,000 --> 00:24:39,000
When I was growing up, I had seven brothers.
626
00:24:39,000 --> 00:24:44,000
Yet I was expected to work just as long and hard in the factories as them, but for half
627
00:24:44,000 --> 00:24:45,000
a pay.
628
00:24:45,000 --> 00:24:50,000
And then when we got home, they all put their feet up, but I had to work all night cleaning
629
00:24:50,000 --> 00:24:53,000
the floor and making the bread and washing the clothes.
630
00:24:53,000 --> 00:24:56,000
Well, mother was already getting sick by then.
631
00:24:56,000 --> 00:25:02,000
And then one by one, my brothers all just took off and got married and left me and mother
632
00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:03,000
to fend for ourselves.
633
00:25:03,000 --> 00:25:05,000
They gave us nothing.
634
00:25:05,000 --> 00:25:12,000
They gave us nothing because I'd only ever had one proposal from Kenneth Hillington.
635
00:25:12,000 --> 00:25:13,000
There was a simpleton.
636
00:25:13,000 --> 00:25:19,000
They said it was my duty to stay at home and look after mother and keep working.
637
00:25:19,000 --> 00:25:27,000
And it was then, then, Margaret, that I decided, yes, I decided without any help from your
638
00:25:27,000 --> 00:25:31,000
tough, tough, tough, tough, tough, tough, tough, you know, Christy, whatever it was you said,
639
00:25:31,000 --> 00:25:36,000
I decided that if I could just find a few more hours in the day, then I could learn to sew
640
00:25:36,000 --> 00:25:41,000
and I could get a better job for a better wage and I wouldn't have to work all hours
641
00:25:41,000 --> 00:25:46,000
that God sends just to put food on the table for me and mother carrots included.
642
00:25:46,000 --> 00:25:51,000
And I do for mother what father can't because well, he's dead.
643
00:25:51,000 --> 00:25:57,000
Yes, and I'm proud of it, Margaret. I'm proud of it.
644
00:25:57,000 --> 00:25:59,000
None of you lot know anything.
645
00:26:05,000 --> 00:26:08,000
I'm sorry everyone. I don't know what came out for me.
646
00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:10,000
That'll be the fizzy tea.
647
00:26:10,000 --> 00:26:12,000
Gwen, you were magnificent.
648
00:26:12,000 --> 00:26:14,000
Yes, it was, wasn't it?
649
00:26:14,000 --> 00:26:17,000
I'm sorry I've been so blind.
650
00:26:17,000 --> 00:26:23,000
Oh, no, Margaret, you haven't been blind. No, just a bit ignorant.
651
00:26:23,000 --> 00:26:25,000
Sorry, Margaret.
652
00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:29,000
I can still make the tea for everyone. No, can't, Margaret. I do so enjoy it.
653
00:26:29,000 --> 00:26:31,000
Yes, if you want to.
654
00:26:31,000 --> 00:26:33,000
Why do Margaret, I do.
655
00:26:33,000 --> 00:26:36,000
May I make the tea, Gwen? Just this once.
656
00:26:36,000 --> 00:26:40,000
Well, all right, Miss Emily. Normal tea.
657
00:26:40,000 --> 00:26:45,000
Well, then let us have a tray and tuck into your delicious blomange.
658
00:26:45,000 --> 00:26:46,000
Blomange.
659
00:26:48,000 --> 00:26:51,000
Gwen, you have touched my heart today.
660
00:26:51,000 --> 00:26:57,000
I'm not made of iron and your words have moved me to consider the hardships some endure.
661
00:26:57,000 --> 00:27:00,000
I'm now going home to speak to those women on my doorstep
662
00:27:00,000 --> 00:27:05,000
and to tell that clag of ingrades that I know someone much worse off than them.
663
00:27:05,000 --> 00:27:07,000
Thank you, Helen.
664
00:27:07,000 --> 00:27:12,000
Well, tell them that there are sandwiches and blomange waiting for them in the church hall
665
00:27:12,000 --> 00:27:16,000
and a stirring speech set to rousing music.
666
00:27:16,000 --> 00:27:18,000
I shall, indeed.
667
00:27:18,000 --> 00:27:22,000
Who's going to be speaking, Margaret? Gwen is...
668
00:27:22,000 --> 00:27:25,000
Margaret, what an honor!
669
00:27:25,000 --> 00:27:27,000
Gwen?
670
00:27:27,000 --> 00:27:29,000
Yes, Master Thomas.
671
00:27:29,000 --> 00:27:31,000
I hope you do not find me too forward.
672
00:27:31,000 --> 00:27:34,000
I have added you to the historical timeline of female achievement.
673
00:27:34,000 --> 00:27:41,000
1910, Gwen, rapier's tepioca racy speech won over the hearts and minds of the B-I-C-C-P-R-W-S.
674
00:27:41,000 --> 00:27:42,000
Oh.
675
00:27:42,000 --> 00:27:44,000
And the blomange was delicious.
676
00:27:44,000 --> 00:27:46,000
No! Thank you, Master Thomas.
677
00:27:46,000 --> 00:27:48,000
Take one!
678
00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:50,000
Oh, come on, Margaret.
679
00:27:50,000 --> 00:27:51,000
Master, I...
680
00:27:55,000 --> 00:27:58,000
Christi Bear! Christi Bear!
681
00:27:58,000 --> 00:28:02,000
I need, I need, to step, to step!
682
00:28:02,000 --> 00:28:04,000
Great, great, great!
683
00:28:04,000 --> 00:28:06,000
Christi Bear! Christi Bear!
684
00:28:06,000 --> 00:28:10,000
I need, I need, to step, to step!
685
00:28:10,000 --> 00:28:12,000
Great, great, great!
686
00:28:12,000 --> 00:28:14,000
Ah!
687
00:28:14,000 --> 00:28:16,000
APPLAUSE
688
00:28:21,000 --> 00:28:26,000
Charlie Brooker's bank tomorrow at 10, with his weekly wipe of sharp satire.
689
00:28:26,000 --> 00:28:31,000
Don't take my word for it. He'll do his own sales pitch in just a moment.
690
00:28:31,000 --> 00:28:35,000
You haven't seen anything yet.
691
00:28:35,000 --> 00:28:39,000
Oh, none of us are self-reged.
692
00:28:41,000 --> 00:28:43,000
Then.
693
00:28:43,000 --> 00:28:44,000
Thank you, Helen.
694
00:28:44,000 --> 00:28:49,000
Well, tell them that there are sandwiches and blomange waiting for them in the church hall.
695
00:28:49,000 --> 00:28:53,000
And a stirring speech set to rousing music.
696
00:28:53,000 --> 00:28:55,000
I shall, indeed.
697
00:28:55,000 --> 00:28:57,000
Who's going to be speaking, Margaret?
698
00:28:57,000 --> 00:28:58,000
Gwen is...
699
00:28:58,000 --> 00:29:01,000
Margaret, what an honour!
700
00:29:01,000 --> 00:29:03,000
Oh, Gwen.
701
00:29:03,000 --> 00:29:04,000
Gwen?
702
00:29:04,000 --> 00:29:05,000
Yes, Master Thomas.
703
00:29:05,000 --> 00:29:08,000
I, uh, I hope you do not find me too forward.
704
00:29:08,000 --> 00:29:11,000
I have added you to the historical timeline of female achievement.
705
00:29:11,000 --> 00:29:12,000
1910.
706
00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:18,000
Gwen, rapier's tepioca racy speech won over the hearts and minds of the B.I.C.C.P.R.W.S.
707
00:29:18,000 --> 00:29:20,000
And the blomange was delicious.
708
00:29:20,000 --> 00:29:23,000
Thank you, Master Thomas.
709
00:29:23,000 --> 00:29:25,000
Kate, whoa!
710
00:29:25,000 --> 00:29:27,000
Oh, Gwen, Margaret.
711
00:29:27,000 --> 00:29:29,000
Oh, Master Thomas.
712
00:29:33,000 --> 00:29:35,000
Greasy bear! Greasy bear!
713
00:29:35,000 --> 00:29:37,000
High knee! High knee!
714
00:29:37,000 --> 00:29:39,000
Two step! Two step!
715
00:29:39,000 --> 00:29:41,000
Three parade! Four eight!
716
00:29:41,000 --> 00:29:45,000
Greasy bear! Greasy bear! High knee!
717
00:29:45,000 --> 00:29:49,000
High knee! Two step! Two step! Three parade!
718
00:29:49,000 --> 00:29:50,000
Three parade!
719
00:29:50,000 --> 00:29:52,000
Three parade!
720
00:29:52,000 --> 00:29:54,000
Three parade!
721
00:29:54,000 --> 00:29:56,000
Hand and a set for jet.
722
00:29:56,000 --> 00:29:58,000
Hand and a roll to the net.
723
00:29:58,000 --> 00:30:01,000
Now there was a set of for jet.
724
00:30:01,000 --> 00:30:03,000
Spent an island in jet.
725
00:30:03,000 --> 00:30:06,000
Singing votes for women.
726
00:30:06,000 --> 00:30:09,000
It is just a beginning.
727
00:30:09,000 --> 00:30:13,000
You haven't seen anything yet.
728
00:30:13,000 --> 00:30:16,000
Oh, now there was a set of for jet.
729
00:30:20,000 --> 00:30:22,000
You have to be a part of the
730
00:30:22,000 --> 00:30:24,000
mission of the B.I.C.C.P.R.
731
00:30:24,000 --> 00:30:26,000
You have to be a part of the B.I.C.C.P.R.
732
00:30:26,000 --> 00:30:28,000
You have to be a part of the B.I.C.C.P.R.
733
00:30:28,000 --> 00:30:30,000
You have to be a part of the B.I.C.C.P.R.
734
00:30:30,000 --> 00:30:32,000
You have to be a part of the B.I.C.P.R.
735
00:30:32,000 --> 00:30:34,000
You have to be a part of the B.I.C.P.R.
736
00:30:34,000 --> 00:30:36,000
You have to be a part of the B.I.C.P.R.
737
00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:38,000
You have to be a part of the B.I.C.P.R.
738
00:30:38,000 --> 00:30:40,000
You have to be a part of the B.I.C.P.R.
739
00:30:40,000 --> 00:30:42,000
You have to be a part of the B.I.C.P.R.
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