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[Theme - Jack Jones, "the love boat theme"]

Theme song: Love, exciting and new.

Come aboard.

We're expecting you.

And love, life's sweetest reward.

Let it flow.

It floats back to you.

The love boat soon will be making another run.

The love boat promises something for everyone.

Set a course for adventure, your mind on a new romance.

And love won't hurt anymore.

It's an open smile on a friendly shore.

It's love.

welcome aboard.

It's love.

Hello. Welcome aboard.

Hi.

Hey, I saw that you were smiling at him.

I just said hello.

Honey, just say hello without smiling.

Wendell, don't start in on me again.

I've never given you any reason to be jealous.

- Hi. - Hi.

Hello.

This is Suzy rand.

And I'm Wendell shamer.

Adam: Suzy, Wendell.

I've got the tickets here someplace.

Suzy: Oh.

Those are disgusting.

Suzy: They're supposed to be.

Wendell's a makeup man for the movies.

No kidding.

Just another pretty face.

Are you free for dinner?

That's my aztec pyramid monster.

I'm using it for a film in the Yucatan.

By the way, did you ever see "the creeper from the ooze?"

I did the ooze monster, too.

Really?

I had nightmares for weeks after that one.

Thank you.

Uh, miss rand, you are on the aloha deck, cabin 350.

And Mr. Shamer, you are on the fiesta deck, cabin 130.

Great.

- Have a nice cruise. - Thank you.

- We will. - Thank you.

Ah, there you go again, smiling at him.

Wendell.

Isaac, she's late.

Gopher, relax.

Now, Tina's reliable.

She'll be here any minute.

And I know she'll be the best barmaid I ever hired.

How can you say that?

You've only known her for two weeks.

Because for two weeks, I've been

giving her private instruction.

And she's more than qualified for the job.

Isaac.

Hi, Isaac.

So sorry I'm late.

Oh, it's all right.

You're well worth waiting for.

Uh, Tina burnell, I want you to meet gopher Smith.

He's the ship's purser.

Hi, Tina.

Hi, gopher.

I hope you know how grateful I am.

This job means so much to me.

Well, Isaac recommended you so highly,

it's just a darn shame there aren't

any openings for captain.

Oh, uh, frank, listen.

I want you to take Tina below, help her get her uniform

and fill out the insurance forms.

I'll meet you at the lido deck bar right after we sail.

Great.

I can't wait for us to get started.

And working with her should be fun, too.

Julie, I want you to notify me the moment

congressman Gibson arrives.

Yes, sir.

Well, consider yourself notified, sir.

That's what I call efficiency.

Congressman, welcome aboard.

It's an honor to meet you, sir. I'm captain stubing.

Right, captain.

It's nice to meet you.

This is my daughter, penny.

And this is Gayle Ludwig, my campaign

manager and my wife-to-be.

Well, only if he wins the election for governor.

She's kidding, I hope.

- It's nice to meet you. - Nice meeting you.

Dad?

Yes, honey?

Why is that man always with us?

Is he coming on the cruise, too?

Uh, he's a friend of mine, honey.

He-- he comes along just in case somebody

tries to throw a rotten egg at me.

Why don't you run along with Gayle

and try to find out where our cabins are, all right?

Ok.

Bye-bye.

Bye-bye.

See you later.

Captain, I think there's something you should know.

Besides, I may need your help.

What is it?

I started receiving these when I announced

my candidacy for governor.

Captain stubing: Drop out.

You'll never see your kid again.

That's why the bodyguard is here.

Do you have any idea who's been sending those notes?

Well, a lot of people disagree with my law and order platform,

particularly those who are on the wrong side

of the law and order.

I can see.

Blake Gibson: The authorities have launched

a full-scale investigation.

But they thought it would be best if I

kept penny with me for a while.

That's why we brought her along at the last minute.

Yes.

Blake Gibson: Of course, I haven't told penny yet.

Captain, I'm not going to feel safe until whoever

is responsible for these notes is behind bars.

Naturally.

Well, your daughter will be safe here.

I hope you're right, captain.

[Foghorn blowing]

[Music playing]

You've listed all of the drink.

Make sure you have them sign.

And next to where they sign, have

them put their cabin number.

You got it?

Piece of cake.

Angel's food, in your case.

Save the flattery, Isaac, till I come back.

Tina, there are three things you should remember.

Be courteous, smile, and only accept

dates from the chief bartender.

Hi.

Hi.

I just got off the phone with the FBI.

They still don't have any leads.

Where's penny? - Oh, don't worry.

She's with the captain.

Not exactly the romantic vacation we planned, is it?

So you owe me one.

You know something?

Maybe taking this cruise wasn't such a good idea.

What if whoever threatened penny is on this ship?

Then we're trapped.

Blake, you've taken every possible precaution.

I'm sure penny will be just fine.

I hope you're right.

If anything should happen to her, I don't know what I'd do.

Well, careful.

Here she comes now.

Daddy, daddy!

Guess what?

The captain let me steer the ship.

Did he really?

Just one more cruise, and she'll have my job.

The first time he let me do it,

we ran around in circles for hours.

Thank you very much, captain.

You too, Vic.

Can we play shuffleboard now?

You promised.

Shuffleboard it is.

If there's one thing a politician should learn early,

it's to keep his promise.

Let's go. Bye-bye.

Have fun.

I know it's in here somewhere.

Just put it on my tab, Charlie.

Thank you, Dr. Bricker.

You're welcome, Suzy.

That's very kind of you.

That's why they call me a kindly old Dr. Bricker.

Well, you're kindly, but you're not that old.

Darling, I'm glad to see you're enjoying yourself.

Wendell, you remember Dr. Bricker.

Hi.

Of course.

I wonder if Dr. bricker remembers me--

sure.

--The man you're going to marry.

I mean, you realize, of course, that she's spoken for.

Well, I'll see you two later.

Wendell.

I'm two minutes late.

Already, you're trying to pick up on some sailor.

Wendell, I am not going to spend this entire cruise

not talking to people.

It's abnormal.

You're abnormal.

If you want to marry me, you better start trusting me.

Honey, I'm sorry.

It's just that I don't want to lose you.

I know I'm not handsome, like some movie star.

Wendell, how can I make you understand?

I don't want somebody handsome.

I want you.

You know what I mean.

Yeah, I know what you mean.

Honey, I'm sorry I've been acting like this.

I won't do it anymore.

I hope you mean it this time.

I can't go through the rest of my life being tested every day.

Of course I mean it.

Here, finish my drink.

All right.

I'm off to the hairdresser.

I'll see you at dinner.

Well, maybe one more test.

Gopher: Isaac, have you seen Tina anywhere?

She's supposed to be working the starlight deck.

Nobody can find her.

Hey, goph.

Will you give her a break?

It's just her first day, you know?

Yeah, I know.

I just wish she were off to a faster start.

Tina: Come in.

Oh, hi, Isaac.

Tina, what are you doing here?

You're supposed to be working.

I just had to take a break.

I'm not used to being on my feet all day.

My legs are just killing me.

Your legs have been killing me since the first minute

I saw you.

Really?

Yeah.

I don't know about you, but I feel a lot better.

Sorry, I have to get back to work.

This chief barman who hired me is mean, mean, mean.

Julie, can I borrow a pair of scissors?

There's an article in a magazine I want to cut out.

Sure.

There you go.

Thank you.

I'll return them later, first thing in the morning.

No problem.

[Music playing]

Where's Gayle?

I don't know, honey.

But she'll be here.

Hi.

Hi.

I'm sorry I'm late.

It's all right.

You look real pretty.

Well, thank you.

That's why I'm late.

Takes a long time to look this pretty naturally.

Blake Gibson: Campaign manager with looks and brains.

Richardson doesn't stand a chance of beating me.

Well, Jim never stood a chance anyway.

Jim?

You know him on a first-name basis?

Well, when you work for a guy.

I didn't know you worked for him.

Well, it was years ago, when he was

running for city councilman.

I'm sure I told you.

Well, maybe you did.

Daddy, after dinner, can we play some video games?

Oh, sweetheart, Gayle and I were thinking of going dancing.

Oh, ok.

Will you come and tuck me in later?

I wouldn't miss that for the world.

Thanks, daddy.

Julie, you should see some of the character

masks Wendell creates.

He's a genius-- a jealous genius, but he's a genius.

Well, they say geniuses are hard to live with.

I know I am.

Is that who I think it is, or am I dreaming?

That's Burt Reynolds.

I didn't even know he was eyeing this cruise.

Good evening, ladies.

Good evening.

Mr. Reynolds, it's a pleasure to meet you.

The pleasure is all mine.

Know what I mean?

Uh, Mr. Reynolds, do you know Wendell shamer?

Wendell shamer?

No, I don't believe I do.

Really?

Well, I thought you might be engaged to him,

since you're wearing his ring.

Wendell, how could you?

Wendell?

I'll show you.

Suzy, please, allow me.

Honey, it was just a joke.

So how come I'm not laughing?

Come on, honey.

Give me a break.

Sorry I'm late, sir.

Had a problem with the Neptune lounge

with one of the barmaids.

Oh, which one?

Tina, the new one.

Well, what happened?

She spilled a drink on a lady wearing a silk dress.

And the lady demanded that we pay for it.

I don't know what to do about this Tina, sir.

A lot of people are complaining.

Well, I'm sure one of them isn't Isaac.

No, it's hard to complain while you're drooling.

Well, if there is a problem with this barmaid, as purser,

you know whose job it is to handle it.

Yes, sir.

I'm sure you'll do a fine job.

Oh, thank you.

[Music playing]

Honey, do you think that penny really likes me?

Sometimes I get the feeling that--

Gayle, please.

Penny likes you a lot.

She's crazy about you.

Oh, I hope so.

I don't want to end up the wicked witch stepmother.

You could never be that.

Oh.

Tell you what.

Mm-hm?

After I put penny to bed--

uh-huh?

--Why don't you and I take a very romantic stroll on deck--

mm.

--And then go back to your cabin for a nice,

quiet nightcap?

Sorry.

Isaac, can I speak to you a minute?

Sure, goph.

What's up?

Isaac, I don't think Tina's mind is on her work.

Well, can you blame her with such a devastatingly

handsome bartender around?

I'm serious.

She's disappearing from shifts.

Her work is sloppy.

Hey, wait a second, gopher.

Now, this is my department, ok?

If it'll make you feel any better,

I'll give her a little pep talk, ok?

Fine.

Just make sure you use more than body language.

Hi, gopher.

Isaac, you're so sweet.

I haven't had a chance to thank you for the roses you sent me.

Oh, they're beautiful.

So are you.

Tina, have you found this job difficult in any way?

Well, it was a little tough at first.

But I think I'm catching on.

Ok.

Of course, it helps to be working with someone as nice

as you.

Thanks.

You know, we get off in a couple of hours.

How about if I give you a couple of pointers over drinks?

Sounds like fun.

Oh, good.

But first, you have to deliver these,

because you know what they say, business before pleasure.

With you around, business is pleasure.

Thank you.

Doc, can we have a serious talk?

Sure.

What's on your mind?

Do you think there's something psychologically

wrong with Wendell?

I mean, he's so jealous.

And he does such bizarre things.

Well, i-- do you mean bizarre like hiding in a palm

tree right behind you?

Is he really?

Unless it's a coconut with tiny, jealous eyes.

Well, then, here's to us.

Agh!

Ah.

Oops.

Vodka and tonic.

And the gin and tonic.

This is the gin and tonic.

And this is the vodka and tonic.

[Music playing]

We'll have that ping-pong game tomorrow morning, I promise.

Thanks, daddy.

That'll be fun.

I've asked Gayle to play with us.

Oh.

Well, maybe you'd rather play alone with your father,

since you hardly ever get to spend any time with him.

No, that's fine.

Three of us can play.

Good.

Now, Gayle and I are going to take a walk up on the deck.

And I expect you to be asleep when we get back here,

all right?

Have good dreams, sweetheart.

Night.

Don't leave this door unguarded for one second.

When I came on this cruise with Wendell,

I never guessed he'd act the way he has.

I don't know what I would have done without your help

and understanding.

Aw.

Oh.

You all right?

I think I have something in my eye.

Well, let me take a look.

Agh!

Agh! Oh, god.

Get the doc.

Get the doctor!

Get the doctor!

Get the doctor!

No, no, no.

He's out on the promenade deck.

Oh, no!

Could've been a contender.

Ah!

Doc!

Doc, come quick.

There's been a terrible accident.

Ok, come on.

Hey, what happened?

It was Wendell.

He had a sword through him.

Oh no.

Well, he was right here.

Maybe he staggered to your office.

Let's go.

Yeah.

Wendell.

You're a sick man, Wendell.

Honey, I just [inaudible]--

I never want to see you again.

And if do, that sword is going to be real.

[Music playing]

Hi.

Hey, goph.

I had a talk with Tina, and I don't think

there'll be any more problems. - I know there won't.

I want you to fire her.

You what?

You heard me.

No way.

Now, you've been on her case ever since she started.

And I know the only reason is because I'm involved with her.

The only reason is because she's incompetent.

You're crazy.

And who I hire and who I fire as bar workers is my business.

And it's my business to make sure that everyone who is hired

is doing the job they are hired for.

That's my responsibility.

I'm the purser of this ship. I--

hey, wait a minute.

Now, don't start that rank stuff with me,

because it doesn't work here.

And starting tomorrow, neither will Tina.

If you won't fire her, I will.

- You can't do that. - Oh, no?

Watch me.

Oh yeah, Mr. Big shot?

Well, if you're going to fire her, you have to fire me first.

Isaac, don't be ridiculous.

You're the one that's being ridiculous.

I am not being ridiculous.

This is a matter of principle.

Oh yeah?

Well, I got principles, too.

And what I say goes.

If you fire her, you fire me.

Ok, you're fired.

[Music playing]

Come on, sleepyhead.

We're going to play ping-pong this morning.

You better get up.

Penny: Ok, daddy.

Captain stubing: Obviously, your daughter isn't out

of danger, even on our ship.

I'm afraid you're right, captain.

With your permission, I'd like to assign

two of my ship's officers to help with penny's protection.

I would appreciate that very much.

I'll notify the authorities.

I'll also arrange for your safe conduct back to Los Angeles.

Thank you, captain.

You've been a great help.

I'm a father to congressman.

Well, it's already 10 after.

Does anyone know why Isaac isn't here?

No, sir.

No.

Gopher?

Yes, sir.

Isaac isn't here because I fired him.

- You what? - Are you kidding?

Oh, come on. You can't be serious.

You fired Isaac?

That's right, I fired him.

Sir, you'll have a complete report on your desk

by this afternoon.

Now, if you don't mind, I'd like to be excused.

Excused.

Thank you.

Dad, are you going to let Isaac be fired?

Well, I'm sorry, honey.

But gopher is the purser.

And he's in charge of all personnel.

But you're the captain.

Can't you overrule him?

Yes, I can.

But I don't know if I will.

I want to read gopher's report.

Honey, please.

I said I was sorry.

You're right.

You're one of the sorriest men I ever met.

Look, I don't know what came over me.

Just give me one more chance, please.

No.

But where does that leave us?

When we get to puerto vallarta, I've got to go to Yucatan.

The film starts shooting tomorrow morning.

Honey, the plane will be waiting for us.

Wrong, Wendell.

The plane will be waiting for you.

I've had enough.

Agh.

Isaac: Who is it?

It's gopher.

Isaac: Nobody's home. - Come on, Isaac.

Open up.

What is it now, an eviction notice?

Ok, look.

I didn't sleep a wink last night, all right?

I just kept lying in bed and thinking,

how can I fire my best friend?

So Isaac, I'm sorry.

I don't know what got into me.

Yeah.

Well, I'm sorry, too.

I guess we both got a little carried away.

A little?

Hm.

Actually, I should be thanking you.

This is the first time in seven years

since I've been on this ship that I've

been able to sleep late.

Can you do me a favor?

Just forget it.

Just forget the whole thing.

Yeah, sure.

Good.

And would you do me a favor?

Hm?

I'd like Tina to keep her job.

Oh, Isaac.

Oh, come on.

I--

gopher, gopher, please.

This is very important to me.

Ok, but only one more chance.

Great!

You know, just between you and me,

I think Tina's the kind of girl I can really fall for.

Yeah.

By that look in your eye, I think you already have.

[Music playing]

Woman: Buenos dias, amigos mios, and welcome

to fabulous puerto vallarta.

Spend the day browsing in its quaint shops,

dining in one of the town's charming restaurants,

or just stretch out on a sparkling beach.

As they say in Mexico, [Spanish],, which, loosely

translated, means, go for it.

[Music playing]

I still don't understand why we have to leave

before the cruise is over.

Well, like your dad said, sometimes,

things come up unexpectedly.

And he has to go back for a very important meeting.

Now, let's get this packing done as quickly as possible.

Your father is in a hurry to get to the airport.

I bet you are, too.

What do you mean?

Bet you just can't wait to dump me back

in that dumb boarding school so you can

have my father all to yourself.

Penny, what's come over you?

Why would you say a thing like that?

You don't have to act like you're my mother,

playing up to daddy, pretending to be

so worried about those notes.

How do you know about those notes?

Penny, penny, answer me.

How do you know about those notes?

Please don't tell.

No need to rush.

The plane doesn't leave till tonight.

You're almost packed.

Good.

Yes.

I was just checking to make sure we got

everything out of the drawers.

Two bloody Marys, extra spicy, Isaac.

Two bloody Marys, extra spicy.

Mm-hm.

Um, Tina, please give it your best shot today, ok?

I kind of stuck my neck out for you.

And I need you to do well.

I won't let you down.

I promise.

Ok.

There you go.

I guess you have a lot to learn about this game.

If you use the three to cover that point,

then you can hit her plot with your five.

Tina?

Tina?

Tina?

People are waiting for their drinks over there.

Oh, sorry.

Catch you later.

- Isaac. - Yeah?

Hey.

What's up, goph?

Nothing.

Nothing.

Woman: Attention, passengers.

All those with reservations for the puerto vallarta city tour,

please report dockside.

Buses will be leaving in 15 minutes.

Wendell.

What are you doing back here?

I thought you left to fly to Yucatan.

No, I changed my mind.

I got about a block away.

I called the producer.

I told him I quit.

You quit?

Yeah.

I mailed the masks back to my assistant.

Suzy's more important to me, doc.

I want her back.

Will you talk to her for me?

I don't know what I could say.

She likes you.

I'm sure you could think of something to convince her.

Yeah, you're just the guy I need, doc.

You're just the guy who can do it.

Thanks a lot.

Great.

Uh, wait, wait a minute.

Uh-oh.

[Music playing]

[Knocking on door]

Come in.

You wanted to see me, captain?

Yes, Isaac.

Read this.

"Dear captain stubing, I consider

the seven years I spent working for you

the happiest of my life.

That's why it was so difficult for me

to come to this decision."

Gopher wants a transfer.

I tried to talk to him about it.

But he said it was a personal matter

and didn't want to discuss it.

A transfer?

First, he fires you.

Then, he'd rehires you.

And now, he wants to go to another ship.

Will somebody please tell me what's going on around here?

I'll talk to him, captain.

Gopher tells me everything.

Well, at least he used to.

[Knocking on door]

Hi.

You ready?

Blake.

Where's your bag?

There's something I have to tell you.

We better hurry, daddy.

We're going to be late.

Yeah, she's right. Can't it wait?

We got a plane to catch.

We don't have to leave the ship.

Penny's in no danger.

She's safe here.

Gayle, what are you talking about?

You know the situation.

If there's something I should know, just say it.

Sometimes, it takes a great deal of courage

to own up and admit you've done something wrong, no matter

what the consequences may be.

Gayle, what are you trying to say?

What she's trying to say is, I wrote those notes.

You?

Perhaps you two should be alone.

Penny, I don't believe this.

You wrote those notes?

Yes, all of them.

I asked Gayle not to tell.

It's all my fault.

Why did you do something like this?

I wanted us to be together.

Honey, we are together.

But at home, when you're working,

you're always with Gayle.

You have no time for me.

I was afraid, if you were elected governor,

I'd never get to see you.

Penny, you should have told me how you felt. No.

No, I should have seen how you felt.

I'm sorry I did such a bad thing, daddy.

Penny, what you did was very wrong.

But I can promise you this.

I will never again be in such a hurry

that I don't have time for you.

Woman: Ladies and gentlemen, we're

now leaving puerto vallarta.

We hope you've gathered some very nice memories to carry

back to Los Angeles and home.

Buenos noches.

Hi, Suzy.

Mind if I join you?

Hi, doc.

Please do.

Good.

Look, I know it's none of my business,

but I think you ought to reconsider

your feelings about Wendell.

He's really a terrific guy.

I know he is, sometimes.

And loyal.

Wendell is really a very loyal fellow.

Never once did I see him look at another woman.

He had eyes only for you.

Yeah, well, i'm loyal too, but Wendell

would never believe that.

I just can't stand his insane jealousy.

He's working on correcting that.

Well, how do you know?

Uh, well, before Wendell went to Yucatan,

he and I had a little talk.

He said, doc, I'm going to change my ways,

because trust is what love is all about.

He said that?

Yes.

Wendell really is a terrific guy.

[Music playing]

Wendell!

I'm not Wendell.

He's Wendell.

Well, I'm going to rip that mask off his stupid face.

Wait a minute, don't.

I did it because I love you with all my heart.

You got to believe it.

You're weird, Wendell, really weird.

But you must really love me to go through all that.

Look, from now on, you can smile at anybody you want.

You can talk to anybody you want,

because I not only love you, I trust you.

Oh, Wendell.

Are you smiling at some guy over my shoulder?

[Laughs]

[Knocking on door]

It's open.

Gopher, I just spoke with the captain.

What's this about a request for a transfer?

If this has anything to do with Tina--

no, it has to do with me.

I let my personal feelings interfere

with my professional judgment.

And I can't be effective on the ship anymore.

Would you run that by me again?

Isaac, today, people were waiting for their drinks

while Tina was playing backgammon with passengers.

I should have fired her right then, but I didn't.

I couldn't, because of the way you feel about her.

And that really opened my eyes.

I'm too close to the people I work with here

to do my job effectively.

It's better I transfer to another ship.

Gopher.

That's your box there.

Anything I ever borrowed from you is probably in there.

Jimi Hendrix album.

I haven't seen this since--

first day on the ship together.

Yeah.

You remember how great it was when we found

out we were both into Hendrix?

Right then and there, I knew we were going to be friends.

Come on, Isaac.

We're not just friends.

You're the best friend I ever had.

I'm not your best friend, because a friend

would never make you choose between friendship

and your job.

Gopher, there's nothing wrong with being

close to people you work with.

I took advantage of that closeness.

If anyone should leave, it should be me.

So if you don't take back your request for a transfer,

then I'm going to turn in my resignation.

You'd do that for me?

You're the only one I'd do that for.

Ok.

We'll both quit.

[Laughs]

Gayle, I think penny has something

she wants to say to you.

I'm sorry for writing those notes,

for everything bad I did.

Admitting that is a very grown-up thing to do, penny.

I'm very proud of you.

Can you forgive me?

Oh, of course I forgive you.

I love you.

And I love your daddy very much, too.

But will you still love me if I don't win the election?

Well, your campaign manager, remember?

Now, the question is, will you still love me

if you don't win the election?

[Music playing]

Oh, hi.

Isaac, what a nice surprise.

Hi.

You look like you've had a rough day.

Oh, you could say that.

Well, don't you worry about it.

Now that I'm here, you have someone on this ship

to take care of you.

Why don't you just relax, and I will--

well, Tina--

--give you-- shh--

a back rub.

Sit down.

Turn around.

Tina, um, the reason that I'm here--

well, what I have to say is, Tina,

I'm going to have to fire you.

Fire me?

Why?

Isaac, I've really been trying to do a good job.

I know you have.

But it's just not working out.

But I thought you liked having me around.

I mean, I even thought that's why you hired me.

It is.

And that wasn't fair to you, and it's not fair to me,

and it's not fair to the people that I work for.

Tina, some people just aren't cut out to be barmaids.

Well, maybe if we didn't work so close together, or maybe

if I worked in the gift shop--

no, no, no, no.

We cannot work together.

Now, a woman as beautiful as you, and with your personality,

you'll be able to find another job easily.

I know.

But I can't find a man like you easily.

If I'm not here, what's going to happen to us?

I don't know.

We'll have to wait to see.

Tina, sometimes, your heart gets in the way

of doing what's right.

That's what happened to me.

And now I have to do what's right.

And you think that firing me is right?

Yeah.

Then I guess there's nothing left to say.

Sorry things with Tina turned out the way they did.

Yeah.

I wish there was something I could do.

I feel kind of responsible about this.

Don't worry about it, goph.

It was my decision.

In the end, it came down to what was

more important, doing my job right or my feeling for Tina.

Well, I think you made the right choice.

Me too.

Mm.

A man must stand up for principles.

Right on.

After all, Tina's just a warm, beautiful, intelligent, sexy

lady.

I must be out of my mind.

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Bye, Vicki.

Bye-bye, penny.

Captain stubing, I'm sorry about all the trouble I caused.

Apology accepted, provided you promise never to scare

your father like that again.

I promise.

The first thing we're going to do

is take penny out of boarding school

and have her come live with us.

Good luck with your campaign for governor.

Well, with these two on my side, even if I lose,

I'm a winner.

Thank you very much. - Bye-bye.

Bye.

Thanks for sailing with us.

Well, it looks like everything worked out fine between you

two.

Everything's great.

And Wendell has promised, no more impersonations.

Well, maybe one more.

I'm going to impersonate a loving, trusting person

forever.

Goodbye, Suzy.

Goodbye, doc.

See that?

I don't mind you hugging that man.

It's a new me.

Ok, Suzy, cool it.

Bye.

Well, guys, I'm sorry it ended up the way it did.

But thanks for giving me a chance.

And if that captain job ever opens up, I'm available.

Bye, Tina.

Good luck.

Will I see you again?

I hope so.

Me too.

You know, goph?

Hm?

I learned a very important lesson this cruise.

What's that?

Never to let you use my records.

My Jimi Hendrix album is scratched beyond belief.

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