Original subtitles

♪♪

♪ Love ♪

♪ exciting and new ♪

♪ come aboard ♪

♪ we're expecting you ♪

♪ and love ♪

♪ life's sweetest reward ♪

♪ let it flow ♪

♪ it floats back to you ♪

♪ the love boat ♪

♪ soon will be making another run ♪

♪ the love boat ♪

♪ promises something for everyone ♪

♪ set a course for adventure ♪

♪ your mind on a new romance ♪

♪ and love ♪

♪ won't hurt anymore ♪

♪ it's an open smile ♪

♪ on a friendly shore ♪

♪ it's love ♪

♪ welcome aboard, it's l-o-o-o-ove ♪

♪♪

[ Indistinct conversations ]

Oh, Barry, it's a beautiful ship.

It's perfect.

I'm sure everything's gonna work out just fine.

Well, I'm glad you're so sure.

It's just what we needed --

sunny days, balmy nights, no telephones, off by ourselves.

Just what the doctor ordered.

Excuse me, but if the doctor ordered another doctor,

I'm Adam bricker, the ship's physician.

Why, hello.

Hi.

Can I be of service?

Uh, uh, no, thank you.

Uh, everything's gonna be fine.

Our doctor told us to come on this cruise

because we're going to have a baby.

Oh, congratulations!

Thank you.

When's the baby due?

I'll let you know after the cruise. Bye.

You didn't hear that.

Julie.

Yeah?

How are we doing with my amateur bartenders class?

Quite a few passengers

have signed up.

Great!

I understand one of the passengers

who's sailed with us before signed you up for the class.

[ Laughs ]

That was a joke, wasn't it, sir?

Sorry I missed the joke.

Hi. I'm Terry cook.

Uh, promenade 101.

Oh, welcome aboard.

Ms. Cook, haven't you always wanted to know

how to make a strawberry daiquiri?

Excuse me?

Oh, forgive our eager professor.

This is Isaac Washington, chief barman.

He's teaching an amateur bartenders class on this cruise.

Well, I'm a simple red burgundy girl myself.

Well, I can change all that...

In one easy lesson.

Thanks for seein' me off, gene.

I can take it from here.

Have fun.

I'll see you when you get back.

Okay.

[ Laughs ]

Well, what do you say?

You gonna sign up for my class?

Maybe.

But I won't stay after school.

See you later.

Yes, enjoy your cruise.

Bye-bye.

May I help you?

Yes, I'd like the cabin number of the lady who just left.

I love her perfume.

Well, she can't do that,

but she can give you your cabin number.

Oh, I know my cabin number --

aloha 278.

Well, let me show you to your cabin.

Those passageways can be pretty tricky.

I think we can spare Ms. McCoy for a few minutes.

Well, your loss is my gain.

♪♪

You folks kind of look like you could use some help.

Yes, we do.

Could you kindly tell us where's promenade 318 and 315?

Ah, well, 318 is right down here.

315 is just around the corner.

Oh, I see.

You look familiar to me.

Have I seen you someplace before?

I don't know.

Maybe you have to tell me every place you've ever been.

Mrs. Fielding does a lot of charity work.

Her picture's in the newspapers all the time.

Well, maybe that's it. I only look at the pictures.

[ Laughs ]

Dorothy, I'm gonna get settled.

Shall I come by for you in 20 minutes?

Oh, yes, please. Thank you, darling.

Mm.

Come, come.

Thank you.

Mm-hmm.

Tell me, is this cruise

really as romantic as everybody says it is?

Well, ma'am, that's kind of up to you.

We just provide the music and the moonlight.

Wonderful.

I'm sure you do all you can.

Mm-hmm.

That's why I came.

Every romance needs a bit of a boost at times,

don't you think?

Oh, yeah.

Well, I'll do my part.

I'll have 'em turn the music down to low

and the moonlight up to high.

Oh, that will help.

Mm-hmm.

Good lord.

[ Air horn blows ]

♪♪

Barry, please.

I have five brothers and three sisters,

and they all started with a kiss on the neck.

Well, we've tried that, and it hasn't worked.

I've been doing some research

and found some new methods to ensure conception.

Well, how many new methods are there?

We've tried everything short of standing on our heads.

Or do you want to give that a try?

Barry, please, I have to start start reading the material

that I brought.

What'd you do -- hold up a library?

Why don't you go up on deck?

I'll see you in a bit, okay?

Fine, but I think the odds would be better

if we were, uh, both in the same room.

[ Door opens ]

♪♪

Ah, flirtatious.

What did you say?

Flirtatious -- your perfume.

That's right.

My favorite.

Definitely the Mark of a beautiful woman.

Won't you join me?

I'm Darnell hall.

Terry cook.

And you have an uncanny sense of smell.

Ah, yes, milady. In a previous life,

i was the most celebrated foxhound in all of england.

Doesn't sound like too much has changed.

Mr. Hall, here's your drink.

Ah, just place it on the table to my left, thanks.

Certainly.

Hi, Terry.

Hi, Isaac.

Have you decided on taking my bartending class?

Bartending? Sounds great.

Sign me up.

You want to take the class?

Why shouldn't he?

Isaac, what are you doing?

He's not playing charades.

He's trying to tell you that I'm blind.

Isaac, sign me up for your course.

Oh, great.

I'll pick up Darnell on my way to class.

Mm, greater.

This cruise was a wonderful idea.

The sunshine and the sea breezes...

Everything's so lovely.

Especially the company.

I thank you.

Stewart, be a darling. Get us a drink.

Of course. Let's have a good time.

Yes, we will.

[ Chuckles ]

Oh, I'm not supposed to be up here.

That's okay. You're with me,

the acting captain...

Whenever the captain isn't looking.

Now, Maggie. Maggie, look.

See that woman over there?

You two could be twins!

Let's go over and say hi.

Oh, no.

No, no, no. It's all right.

It's okay. I'll handle everything.

Really?

Oh, no, no, no. It'll be fine.

Hi, Mrs. Fielding.

You know, when you first came on this ship,

I knew there was something familiar about you,

but it just now hit me.

How about this, huh?

You believe the resemblance between you two?

You believe how much she looks like you?

Maggie.

Oh, you know one another then.

Maggie!

How wonderful to see you.

I told you that we must never see each other again.

But that was 40 years ago!

To me, it is like yesterday.

Mrs. Fielding, I'm sorry.

I didn't mean to cause any problems.

Oh, don't worry. You didn't.

It was me that caused a problem...

Many years ago.

♪♪

Well, boys, the price of poker has just gone up.

I'm betting a bundle.

Hm.

Come on.

Jump in. The water's fine.

I think he's bluffing.

Well, put your money in and find out.

Barry, I've been looking for you for half an hour.

You have to leave now.

Now?

Yes, I just took some ginseng roots.

The book says we don't have much time. Come on.

Come on, Barry. Are you playing or not?

Yes.

Barry, let's go.

Sheila, I've got four aces.

Oh.

Uh, I'm out.

Fold.

See? The boys didn't want to play anymore anyway.

Come on.

Come on!

Hurry!

[ Alarm buzzes ]

Oh, stop! It's too late.

It's no good.

What?

What are you talking about?

It's only been a couple of seconds.

The book says that we have to make love one half-hour

after I eat the roots, or else it's no good.

Fine. That'll give you plenty of time

to sew the buttons back on my shirt.

♪♪

Isaac: Okay, ladies and gentleman.

Let's review what we have placed in our blenders.

First of all, we have added an ounce and a half of rum.

Then, a tablespoon of grenadine,

and, also, an ounce and a half of lime juice.

Now, I would like you to put in a teaspoon of sugar.

Sugar?

Sounds fattening.

For the final ingredient,

fresh strawberries...

The color of my lady's luscious lips.

[ Clears throat ]

Let's, uh, delicately place the strawberries

into your blender.

My final instruction was gonna be to put the tops

on the blenders.

That's okay. The drinks are on me.

Here, Darnell. Let me help you.

Oh, I ought to make mistakes like this more often.

[ Chuckles ]

I'm sorry you're not feeling well.

Oh, it's nothing.

It's just a little headache.

I'll be fine by dinnertime.

Good.

Then I'll take a sauna and a massage

and meet you in the dining room at 8:00.

And don't you wither away in the sauna!

[ Chuckles ]

Thank you.

[ Door closes ]

♪♪

[ Knock on door ]

Yes?

Are you not asking your sister in?

Come in.

[ Door closes ]

I would rather you don't get too comfortable.

I'd rather you go.

Maggie...

You used to be the nice sister.

Maybe I still am.

Maggie, after all these years,

I thought you might have forgiven me.

Forgiven you?

You stole the man I loved more than anyone in my life.

You stole him.

You ran off with him.

We were engaged.

You did it because you were jealous.

And you did it because you wanted to prove

that you are the stronger, as you always did.

I may have done you a favor.

We were not all that happily married.

Were not?

[ Chuckles ] Are you divorced?

Ralph died 10 years ago.

Just before that, his business went bad.

I made it on what is left.

I made it on my own.

This is a very sad story.

Don't come to me for sympathy.

Maggie, it is not sympathy I want.

It is forgiveness.

You won't find it here.

Maggie.

[ Door opens, closes ]

♪♪

Now, open up.

No, Sheila, no more.

Yes! Please.

Sheila, the story about the oysters,

it's an old wives' tale.

It doesn't really work.

Yes, it does.

I've read that with the help of these aphrodisiac foods,

our chances of conceiving a child are greatly increased.

Now come on.

Come on.

[ Gulps ] Oh.

[ Sighs ]

We may have a baby born this way,

but he's gonna be born crying for a bottle of bicarbonate.

Come on. One for mommy.

[ Knock on door ]

Come in.

I was told that you asked specifically for me

to bring you your dry cleaning.

It must nice to order your sister around.

Maggie, it was the only way for me to talk to you again.

Well, they told me to bring you your dress,

but no one told me that I had to talk to you.

Maggie!

You simply insist on feeling sorry for yourself

for something that happened 40 years ago.

For something...

That ruined my life.

Well, it is not my fault that you are a maid.

It's a very honest living,

but, of course, you know nothing

about earning your own living.

Maybe not, but everybody has their own problems.

Oh. It must be a great problem

to dress up in beautiful gowns

and go out in the evening and amuse yourself.

Why, Maggie, is that what you want?

Here.

Take my dress.

Wear it and have a wonderful evening!

But you know that I have to work tonight.

I'll do your work.

I'm the maid tonight and also tomorrow morning.

What, you want to be a maid?

Well, why not?

It's not all that difficult to scrub bathroom floors

or give out towels.

Well, it may be good for you for once to be a maid.

It may teach you that when one makes a mess in life,

one has to clean it up.

[ Door closes ]

[ Dialing ]

Man: [ Speaking indistinctly ]

Hello?

Uh, Mr. Coolridge's cabin, please.

Yes.

[ Ringing ]

Hello, darling.

Darling, I'd rather not have dinner tonight.

My headache, it's getting a little worse.

♪♪

Oh, hey, Terry. We've been waiting for you.

Come on.

Where are you taking me?

Someone's requested your company for dinner.

And I've been here ever since.

Well, that's enough about us. What do you do?

Well, I --

excuse me, sir. Here we are.

Ah. It's flirtatious.

I beg your pardon?

He means my perfume.

That's a lovely dress, Terry.

Blue is definitely your color.

It's red.

I forgot to tell you I'm color-blind, too.

[ Laughter ]

Well, I'm glad you could join us, Ms. Cook.

Mr. Hall was just about to tell us

what kind of business he's in.

I think he's a professional flatterer.

Actually, I own a radio station.

Oh, well, if you happen to have

any extra Michael Jackson albums lying around, I --

Vicki.

Oh, that's okay, captain.

I'll see what I can do. Okay, Vicki?

Great.

Where's your station?

St. Louis.

I started out as a disc jockey

when it was the smallest station in town,

but with a little luck, some long hours,

and a loan from my friendly bank,

I bought the station.

Now it's one of the biggest.

I admire you, Darnell.

You're a man with a lot of ambition.

Maybe just ego, doc.

I have to conquer everything I try --

water-skiing, skydiving.

I'll lick that bartending class yet, too.

You really go skydiving?

Only once.

I may be blind, but I'm not crazy.

Thank you.

Just one moment, please.

And I thought I was gonna have to dine alone.

[ Chuckles ]

Madam.

Thank you.

There we are.

Uh, there'll be two of us for dinner.

Very good, sir.

Mr. Coolridge, the wine list.

Thank you, thank you.

I understand this ship has fantastic food.

Yes. So I hear.

I am so glad your headache is better.

What?

Oh, thank you.

No, no, thank you, Dorothy, for wearing my favorite dress.

I've never seen you looking more beautiful.

Oh. Yes.

And I have never seen you more handsome, Mr. Coolridge.

[ Chuckles ] Mr. Coolridge?

Well, we are formal tonight, aren't we?

Oh, Dorothy.

Where have you been hiding this sense of humor?

I don't know.

♪♪

[ Slow music plays ]

Darnell, you're such a good dancer.

Oh, I just close my eyes and go with the beat.

Wait till they pick up the tempo a little,

and I'll show you how we do it back home.

Oh, please, no.

You'll wear me out.

[ Music ends ]

[ Chuckles ]

Are you too tired for a walk on the deck?

I've heard there's a full moon.

I'm sorry, Darnell.

I already promised Isaac I'd meet him later.

Oh.

Well, in that case, I'll just go on back to my cabin.

Let me help you.

Oh, no, no, no.

I've got my way around the ship pretty much down.

I just follow the bread crumbs I've dropped.

See ya.

I had a good time.

Dorothy, this is one of the most delightful evenings

we have ever spent together.

The only thing is,

you have always said you weren't a very good dancer

and didn't even like to dance.

[ Chuckles ]

Are we dancing?

I didn't hear the music.

I-I...

I just thought you were holding me in your arms.

♪♪

Now, Sheila, this is where I draw the line.

There is no way that I can make love

with this...Thing staring at us.

But, Barry, it could help us.

It's a fertility idol.

Now come here and sit down. Cross your legs like this.

Oh, Sheila, this is ridiculous.

All right.

Now that my circulation is cut off, what's next?

We concentrate on the spirit of the fertility idol.

During the heighth of a full moon,

it's supposed to be conducive to a woman becoming pregnant.

I don't think you got that one from Dr. Spock.

Close your eyes and concentrate.

What do you feel?

Shooting pains.

Barry, please concentrate.

You know, I do feel something...

Like an energy force.

You know somethin'?

So do I.

Now's the time!

Come on!

Wait a minute. I can't move.

Barry!

My legs are locked.

Oh, please!

Oh, they're all cramped up.

Oh, Barry!

We're never gonna figure out how to have a baby.

Oh, I figured out how to have a baby.

I'm just never gonna be able to do it like this.

♪♪

You know, that brochure was right.

What do you mean?

Well, it said a cruise

almost instantly relaxes the passengers.

And are you feeling more relaxed?

Mnh-mnh. I was talking about you.

I've never seen you more at ease.

When we boarded,

you said you wanted this cruise to be one both of us

would never forget.

So I hope you remember this.

Dorothy, will you marry me?

What?

Oh, I know, after six months, this isn't very sudden,

but it's completely heartfelt.

I want you to be my wife.

♪♪

Darnell was right --

there is a full moon tonight.

Sometimes I don't even notice the things

that are right in front of me.

Terry...

I'm right in front of you.

That was nice.

Not bad for a couple of beginners.

Well, you know what they say --

practice makes perfect.

Not too fast.

Okay, Isaac?

Terry, I just want to get to know you better.

I don't know, Isaac.

Maybe it's the sea air, but I'm feeling kind of mellow.

Kind of romantic, but not romantic romantic,

if you know what I mean.

I kind of do, and then I kind of don't.

Can we pick it up from here tomorrow?

Sure.

Good night.

Good night.

[ Footsteps approaching ]

Hi, Darnell.

Isaac.

You're alone.

Yeah.

Where's Terry?

Oh, she went to bed.

You struck out. Great!

[ Scoffs ] You should strike out like that.

You know, Darnell...

Yeah?

...it's amazing.

Here we are, two good-looking guys,

and we're both chasing after a very homely girl.

Is she really homely, Isaac?

Ooh.

Well, she's not the ugliest girl I've ever seen,

but she's way below average.

Isaac?

Hmm?

I'm gonna do you a favor.

Yeah?

Since I'm blind and can't see her anyway,

I'm gonna take her off your hands.

[ Both chuckle ]

No, really.

Can I be serious with you for a moment?

Yeah.

I think Terry's pretty special.

So do I.

Right.

And I want her to think I'm special, too.

I'm not gonna give her up without a fight.

If I get burned or lose to you,

then, hey, I know I've given it all I've got.

Okay?

Okay.

Well, seems that Ms. Cook has two admirers on this ship.

Yeah, but, you know, captain, I feel kind of strange

competing with a guy who's blind.

Isaac, don't think of Darnell as a blind man.

Just think of him as a man, and on a man-to-man basis,

you can compete with anyone on any level.

♪♪

Barry, this is terrific.

I just found this new theory

that's supposed to work 90% of the time.

Well, so far, your theories have worked 0% of the time.

It has to do with my body temperature.

Oh, this is ridiculous, Sheila, all right?

Why don't we just adopt?

Adopt? How can you say such a thing?

I'm as healthy as can be, and so are you.

I used to be.

Look, let's just forget about it.

You mean you don't want to try again?

No.

Fine, Barry.

I can always get a surrogate father.

[ Sighs ]

All right. All right, Sheila.

We'll give it another try.

Good.

Why don't you finish your breakfast

and meet me in the cabin in 10 minutes?

All right.

Try a raw egg.

♪♪

Morning, Isaac.

Hi, Terry.

Thanks for being so understanding last night.

No problem.

Hi, Darnell.

Terry, good morning.

Here's a plate.

Ah, thank you.

Terry, you haven't forgot

about our date in acapulco today, have you?

No, I haven't forgotten.

Oh, great!

Ow!

Watch out, Darnell.

Here. Let me fill that for you.

Oh, thank you.

Could you put some fruit on the plate?

You'd be surprised how surly some people get

when I touch the food to see what it is.

Thanks.

How you doing this morning, Darnell?

Oh, Isaac, you're here, too.

Hey, are we still on for bartending class today?

Absolutely.

Good.

And I'll be there to make sure you don't get into trouble.

Oh, I wouldn't mind getting into a little trouble.

You know, Darnell, Terry and I

are going into acapulco right after class to do up the town.

Would you like to join us?

That is, if it's okay with Isaac.

Well, if you don't mind, Darnell...

Oh, no, I wouldn't mind at all. I'd love to join.

Thanks, Isaac.

♪♪

What are you doing now?

I'm trying to lower my body temperature

for this thing to work.

That's what the book says to do.

What book are you reading -- "crime and punishment"?

It didn't say how to do it.

I thought that this might work.

Well, can't we make this a little bit more romantic?

You look sick.

Barry, please.

All right.

You --

oh!

Oh, I'm sorry, honey.

Now!

Come on!

Now what are you doing?

We have to face south. I want a girl.

If we face north, we'll get a boy.

I'm facing west.

Come on.

That's where the bar is.

Barry!

[ Door opens, closes ]

Barry, please!

Come on!

Barry, please!

♪♪

[ Knock on door ]

Dorothy: Come in.

Dorothy!

Are you all right?

No.

That cinderella story's over, Maggie.

You have to take over again.

I thought it might be too much for you.

As for cinderella,

your handsome prince kissed me last night.

What are you talking about?

Prince coolridge kissed me last night.

Kissed you?

And that wasn't all.

What are you talking about?

He asked me to marry him.

He asked you to marry him?

Not so nice when the shoe's on the other foot, is it?

Oh, what did you say?

I said I was going to think it over.

Dorothy, Dorothy...

Don't you realize it is you whom he wants to marry?

Why, yes!

Of course you're right!

It is me!

Oh, you may have to wait to answer,

but not I!

Ha ha!

I've been waiting and waiting and waiting for that,

and my answer is yes!

That would have been my answer, too.

♪♪

Ah. Good afternoon, class.

Hello, Isaac.

Today, we are gonna make Mexico's most popular cocktail,

one that invaded the United States

to become one of our favorites.

I'm taking about the Margarita.

Oh, I hope it's safer than the strawberry daiquiri.

[ Laughter ]

Okay, let's make one together.

First of all, we're gonna take the crushed ice

and put it into our blenders.

Oh, here, Darnell.

Let me help you with that.

Oh, thanks, Terry.

You know, I still fumble a little.

Okay, uh, let's mix in 1 1/2 ounces of Tequila.

Now, be sure that you use the very best Tequila

when making a Margarita

because the better the Tequila is,

the better your Margarita's gonna turn out.

Let me fix that for you.

Thanks, Terry.

You know, I don't know what I'd do without you.

I hope you find out soon.

♪♪

Buenos días, and welcome to acapulco,

the Jewel of the Mexican riviera,

where the temperature is a breezy 85 degrees.

It's a perfect day for swimming, parasailing,

or just browsing through the many charming shops in town.

Whatever you do, we guarantee you a bien tiempo.

Hi, Barry.

Aren't you and your wife going into acapulco today?

Uh, doc, you know, I'm beginning to think the next place

Sheila and I go together will be to "people's court."

Ooh, trouble?

Yep.

She keeps reading all these silly books

on how to have a baby, and all it's doin' is makin' her tense.

Well, I know what you mean.

There are so many books out, it's easy to get confused.

The best thing to do is find a doctor you like

and stick to his advice.

Well, that's what I've been tryin' to tell her.

I even heard about a book based on a computer study

that said 18% of children were conceived

by parents who were making up after a fight.

No.

Yeah.

I guess some people will try anything.

Well...

♪♪

To the most beautiful single word I've ever heard --

your "yes" to my marriage proposal.

To the loveliest question a woman can ever hear.

When you said you wanted time to think things over,

you really had me worried.

That's why I was in acapulco all afternoon --

to give you all the time you needed.

And I was thinking you would never ask me.

[ Chuckles ]

May I confess something?

What?

Well, I'd been thinking that this cruise

might be the last time we'd ever see each other.

Why?

Well, to tell you the truth,

I-I wasn't sure we were right for each other.

Why, Stewart...

I never thought you felt that way.

Oh, please, please forget it, darling.

I-I'm sorry I ever brought it up

because last night,

you were the way I've always wanted you to be --

fun to be with...

Very warm, very caring.

♪♪

Merrill: All these years,

and I still love to look at the lights of acapulco.

Mm. So do I.

You know, I was thinking about that couple

who are trying to have a baby.

I wonder how they're doing.

[ Chuckles ] I bet they're doing just fine, honey.

When it comes to having a baby,

nothing can improve on young love.

Sheila: Barry, come back here! Barry!

Excuse us. Excuse me.

Barry: Absolutely not, Sheila.

Be sensible. What are you doing?

I'll show you exactly what I'm doing.

Barry, please.

No, Sheila, they are going.

Those are my books.

That's right.

This is where they're going. Out.

Wait, I didn't read that one!

Out, out, out, out.

And you -- oh, you go save the whales.

Now, why'd you have to go do that?

Because those silly books of yours

are turning our love life into a circus.

One book says that you have to lower your body temperature.

Another book says you have to eat oysters.

The next thing you know, we're gonna be lowering

the body temperature of the oysters!

Well, you didn't have to go and throw out all my books.

Forget about those books.

You can't believe everything you read.

You know, doc told me about a computer statistic

that says the best way to get pregnant

is to make up after a fight.

Then maybe we should have a fight.

We are having a fight!

No, we're not!

Yes, we are!

I wouldn't have a fight with you

if you were the last guy on this ship!

Yeah, well, then that goes double for me, too!

♪♪

[ Knock on door ]

Hello, Darnell.

Oh, Isaac.

Come on in.

[ Door closes ]

Sit down.

Uh, look, Darnell, um...

I'm not gonna be seeing Terry anymore

for the rest of the cruise.

She's all yours.

You're bailin' out, Isaac.

I can't say I'm sorry, but why?

Well...

I like Terry,

but she seems to be the kind of woman who wants,

more than anything, to be needed, and you, well...

You're saying that I need her more than you do

because I'm blind.

She can help you, and that'll make her very happy.

Well, that's all I have to say, Darnell.

Good night.

[ Door opens, closes ]

♪♪

Ladies and gentlemen, we're now leaving acapulco

and heading home to Los Angeles.

The captain expects smooth sailing all the way,

and the crew expects you to have a great time.

Please don't let us down.

[ Knock on door ]

Yes?

Can I come in?

It's your cabin.

Sheila, uh, I'm really sorry.

I was just tryin' to help, you know?

I know you were, sweetheart.

It's just that this whole thing has got me so upset,

and I-I guess I was takin' it out on you.

I'm sorry. I guess I got a little carried away, too.

The flowers are lovely. Thank you.

You're welcome.

You know, I wonder if there's anything to that theory

that people have babies when they make up after a fight.

Well, there's only one way to find out.

Well, that's the least we can do for science.

[ Chuckles ]

Aah!

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Hello, Darnell.

Terry, hi.

How are you?

Fine. I've been looking for you.

I was afraid something might have happened.

Why? Because I can't see?

Of course not.

No, I know I've been acting helpless around you.

I --

I've got a confession to make.

It was just get your sympathy so you'd like me instead of Isaac.

You mean, that was all an act?

Spilling the drinks and almost burning your hand?

Afraid so.

You don't really need me at all.

No, that part wasn't an act.

I do need you because I love you.

I love you, too, Darnell.

You love me?

I can't believe it.

Wish you could look into my eyes.

You'd see that I believe you're the most sensitive,

fascinating man I've ever known.

It's not a sign of weakness

that you ask somebody to help you to do things.

I just want to be that someone, to be a part of your life.

I want you to, too.

I love you, Terry.

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Dorothy, I've been trying to get in touch with you for an hour.

Is there, uh,

some sort of a costume party onboard nobody told me about?

If there's a costume party, I wasn't invited.

Here are the towels that you were asking for.

I didn't order any towels.

Dorothy, what -- what are you talking about?

Well, the -- the first thing I'm talking about

is that I'm not Dorothy.

I'm Maggie, Dorothy's sister.

And I am a maid.

And if there was a costume party, it was last night

when I wore Dorothy's gown and pretended to be her

and was kissed by a very lovely gentleman.

That was you last night?

[ Knock on door ]

Evening, sir.

Mrs. Fielding asked me to deliver this after we sailed.

Where is she?

She left the ship in acapulco, sir.

Good night.

Oh, this, uh -- this is for you.

"Dear Maggie, before I took on your role as a maid,

I never realized how important clean towels were.

But now that I do,

i arranged for you to bring some to darling Stewart.

I've gone away because I realized

there was one sister too many

for a happy marriage.

It took me 40 years to do it, Maggie,

but I hope we are even."

I don't know what this is all about,

but...i do know I love you.

And I love you.

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Goodbye, Isaac.

Goodbye.

I'm glad to see it worked out for you two.

We want you to be first person we invite to our wedding.

You will come, won't you?

Yeah. Uh, not only that -- I'll bartend for you, for free.

Oh, forget it, Isaac. I plan to do that myself.

I took a course from the best.

Thank you.

Come on, let's go.

Okay, follow me.

Doc.

Oh, hi.

Hi.

Thanks for everything.

You saved our lives.

I did?

Well, yeah, you know the computer statistic

you told me about -- couples who have babies

when they make up after a fight?

Yes.

Uh, well...

I think it worked.

Really?

Except from now on, we're gonna skip the fight part,

and we're just gonna do a lot of making up.

Thank you.

All the best.

Thanks, doc.

Bye-bye.

Bye.

Mr. Coolridge, I hope you enjoyed your cruise.

More than you can ever imagine, Julie.

And I can't tell you what a big surprise this is

to me, Maggie.

Well, how do you think I feel?

Oh, Maggie.

Yes?

We're gonna miss you.

I'm going to miss all of you.

You'll see her again...

Maybe on our honeymoon.

Oh! [ Chuckles ]

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