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[Theme music]

Theme song: Love.

Exciting and new.

Come aboard.

We're expecting you.

And love, life's sweetest reward.

Let it flow.

It floats back to you.

The love boat soon will be making another run.

The love boat promises something for everyone.

Set a course for adventure, your mind on a new romance.

And love won't hurt anymore.

It's an open smile on a friendly shore.

It's love.

Welcome aboard.

It's love.

[Music playing]

[Applause]

Isn't this fun?

Uh-huh.

I feel like we should be sailing the coney

island instead of Mexico.

[Laughter]

Good work, Julie, booking this carnival aboard.

Thank you, sir.

I thought the passengers would enjoy something unusual.

[Applause]

What's unusual?

Merrill.

Well, if it isn't the king of the carnivals himself.

How are you, you old sea dog?

Oh, never better.

Sea dog?

Vicki, long before this character

started running carnivals, we were buddies in the Navy.

Kyle cummings, this is my daughter, Vicki.

- Hello, Vicki. - How do you do?

I'm sure you've met Julie.

Yes.

And I must say our troop couldn't be in more

capable or lovely hands.

Well, I could stand here and listen to this all day.

But if I'm going to earn those compliments,

I better get to work.

Would you care to join me?

Sure.

See you later, you old sea dog.

[Chuckling]

Well, she's adorable.

Thanks.

Well, looks like life is treating you well.

Oh, I can't complain.

And the ladies don't either.

Merrill: I see what you mean.

Well, if you've got it, you've got it.

[Laughs]

Let's have a cup of coffee.

Yeah.

Excuse me.

Can you point me towards 331 aloha deck?

It's not polite to point.

Aloha I one deck up.

However, as it is on my way to my office,

I'm Adam bricker, the ship's doctor.

Aurora Adams.

[Honking]

[Laughs]

Thank you.

But I'm not ready to go just yet.

My editor would never forgive me if I didn't

capture some of this on film.

Well, since you're a photographer,

this carnival should be paradise for you.

Mm.

And there's one shot I've waited my whole life to take.

Bye bye.

Bye.

Hello there.

I'm Scott pryor.

How do you do?

And this dazzling creature is the magnificent Minerva,

palm reader extraordinaire.

[Chuckles]

My real name is Wendy.

Since Scott became the carnival barker,

he turns everything into a special attraction.

Wendy, mother nature made you a special attraction, not me.

We were just married today.

Where is our cabin?

Well, congratulations.

Thank you.

Mr. Pryor, you're on the promenade deck, cabin 101.

That's right up the stairs.

Thank you.

Come on.

Let's go.

Uh, miss, do you know where the gift shop is?

The gift shop?

Uh, yes I need to get something.

It's very important.

It's right over there.

But--

why don't you just go on upstairs

and I'll meet you in the cabin.

Eh.

Please.

Ok.

Mm.

Excuse me.

I was going to say that the gift shop

doesn't open until we sail.

I know.

I just can't go up to the cabin right now with him.

Honeymoon nerves.

Well, don't worry.

A lot of brides get them.

It's normal.

Believe me, my problem isn't normal.

Hi.

Hi.

I'm Chester o'brien from Ryan & o'brien's trained bear act.

Mm.

Have you seen my partner chip Ryan?

Chip: That's it, boys. Keep a good hold on him now.

Now, watch out, folks.

He is dangerous.

[Growling]

He hasn't had his lunch yet.

And I'd prefer you weren't it.

[Laughs]

That's him.

Chip, where did you get the bear?

I'll tell you later.

Folks, this is my partner, Chester o'brien,

the single greatest bear act trainer in the world.

Chester, show them your fingers.

See-- he still has all nine of them.

About the bear--

oh, what a sweetie thing.

Hi, honey.

Forget about the bear.

What about that?

Yeah.

What about that?

Hi.

I'm chip Ryan.

And I'm Chester o'brien.

And that's our bear.

Oh, hi.

I'm dottie becks.

And I'm just crazy about animals.

I love your bear.

I love you, dottie.

And after the cruise, we'll pick out furniture.

Ignore him.

How about dinner and marriage?

Oh, come on, guys.

Give a girl a chance.

Look, I'll be at the carnival later.

I'll see you there.

Forget it, chip.

She has eyes only for me.

The eyes are all yours.

It's the rest I'm interested in.

[Growling]

What is this bear doing here?

He's part of the carnival.

What happened to you?

I tried to pet this guy on the dock

and he took a swipe at me, dislocated my thumb.

This guy's a mani.

[Growling]

He sure looks mean.

What are you going to do with a mean, 500-pound bear?

Put him in the cargo hold where he belongs.

[Growling]

On second thought, maybe we could find

him a nice available suite.

How about fiesta 135?

You got a king-sized bed?

[Horn sounds]

[Chatter]

Honey, you can do that later.

Well, I just don't want these costumes to wrinkle.

You don't have to wear any for me.

Isn't it almost time for the carnival to begin?

Shouldn't we be up on deck?

Now, Mr. Cummings is not going to mind

if we're a little bit late.

After all, we're on our honeymoon.

But Scott, he hired us to work.

I just wouldn't feel right.

Mm.

But you feel just fine to me.

Uh, well, we haven't dressed.

And we haven't set up the booze.

Uh, and we have a lot to do.

Now, I thought we got married to do it.

Oh, Scott.

But you know what they say--

the show must go on.

[Music playing]

Yeah.

Well, I was hoping the show might be the newlywed game.

[Growling]

This is some replacement.

[Growling]

You sure that thing is a trained bear?

Hey, Chester, I did the best I could.

Old brutus came down with a cold only two days ago.

You don't find animals in the supermarket.

You obviously don't shop in Hollywood.

Come on.

I got a good deal on this guy.

I got him cheap.

Chester: What did he do, eat his last owner?

[Laughs]

Don't be so gruesome--

just his head. - Goodbye.

Chester, wait a minute.

Wait a minute now.

We've got to fulfill this booking.

Cummings bought Ryan & o'brien's trained bear.

Hey, I couldn't train that thing

with a whip and a bazooka.

The bear is not going to do the act.

Step into my office.

Voila.

Voila.

I think that means Chester's about to get it in the neck.

[Growling]

You want me to get inside that bear suit?

Chipper, your brain is going to silly putty.

We would never get away with that.

Why not?

Chester, you taught brutus all his tricks.

You know them.

You could pass yourself off as a bear with no problem.

Uh-uh. No way.

No way.

You ever been inside one of those suits?

It's like a sauna with fur.

Chester, you've got to do it.

We're broke.

And there's no way we can pay cummings back his $2,500

advance.

I know I'm going to hate the answer to this question.

But why not?

Well, the bear costs $500.

Ok?

And the suit was $300.

And, uh, the rest went on a horse that finished

last at Hollywood park.

[Sigh]

Ok.

Ok.

But only because i'm allergic to debtors' prison.

Ah, what a trooper.

[Growling]

[Music playing]

[Drum roll]

[Cheering and applause]

[Music playing]

Woman (on pa): Ladies and gentlemen, our carnival

is now in full swing.

So come up to the lido deck for all those fun and games.

Man: Ladies and gentlemen, who's next?

The magnificent, maneuverable, amazing--

oh, I'm so glad you brought your carnival aboard,

Mr. Cummings.

I'm having so much fun. - Good.

Yeah, So am I, Kyle.

You know, I feel like a kid again.

Well, kid, why don't you take your youthful hand

and try one of our games of skill.

Oh!

Come on.

Step right up and show your strength.

Don't be bashful, gentlemen.

Here's your chance to touch those muscles for the ladies.

Ah, captain, how about you?

Uh, well, no.

I, uh-- I don't think so. I'm--

[coughs]

--A little out of shape.

Oh, come on, captain.

Come on.

[Applause]

Come on, dad.

Try it.

Maybe you will win me a prize.

Uh, ok.

For you, honey.

Step right up, captain.

[Applause]

[Chatter]

[Bell rings]

[Cheering and applause]

That's my dad.

Give the captain a prize.

And you young guys had better stay away from his daughter.

[Laughter]

Never a moments doubt.

Mm hmm.

Come on.

Step right up and--

man: Hurry, hurry, hurry.

Three tries to dunk the lovely lady.

[Inaudible].

Hey, this looks like fun.

Yeah.

So does the game.

Yeah.

I could probably dunk her with one toss

if it wasn't for my bad wing.

Gopher, you're right-handed.

Technically.

I'll give it a shot--

see if the strikeout king of the interns' baseball team

still has the old magic.

Uh, just one.

Man: Three tries to dunk the lovely lady.

Step right up.

Step right up.

[Drum roll]

[Laughs]

Hey, doc.

That was great.

All right.

Man.

You keep the doll.

I just want to dry her off.

Isaac: Boy, was that good.

[Cheering and applause]

Man: Step right up and try your hand [inaudible]..

Let the magnificent Minerva read your palm.

Pardon me.

I'm a photographer.

And I couldn't help noticing you have

a peculiarly photogenic face.

I don't know.

Is that a compliment, miss--

Aurora Adams.

Kyle cummings.

Could I steal you away for a bit?

[Chuckles]

A more willing subject you will never find.

Oh, Chester, I really want to win a prize.

Go right ahead.

I've already won mine--

dotty becks.

Wind her up, and she turns you on.

[Laughs]

Oh, I missed.

I don't you're [Inaudible] win.

What you need, my dear, is a little personal

one-on-one instruction.

What are you doing here?

Didn't they take your money over at the kissing booth?

Just place yourself entirely in my hands.

Watch out.

He's got three of them.

Shouldn't you rehearse for tonight's performance?

Chester's our bear trainer.

Really?

Oh, you must be so brave.

Fearless.

I'm just dying to see your act.

Oh, there is your cue, Chester.

Come on. Rehearsal time.

Let's go, big guy. - All right.

All right.

But just imagine that I put a, do not disturb sign, on her.

Ok?

He is just so nice.

Oh, he's a wonderful guy--

my best buddy.

Now, let's forget him and concentrate on us, shall we?

Ok.

Here we go.

Tuck in that abdomen. Here you go.

Nice, deep breath.

But remember, just because I see

a man in the palm of your hand, it doesn't always

mean you can keep him there.

Man: Ladies and gentlemen, who's next?

The magnificent Minerva will amaze you

with her astounding predictions of the future.

(Whispers) My love, I've fixed a cabin

rendezvous in 10 minutes.

Think you can sneak away?

I don't know.

[Inaudible].

Well, if nobody else wants to, I will.

Hi.

Hi.

Now, Julie, if i'm going to read your palm,

you're going to have to quit shaking.

Wendy, I'm not shaking.

You are.

[Laughs]

Sorry.

I guess I'm just a little nervous about the honeymoon.

More than a little nervous.

[Soft music playing]

What is it?

I can't tell you.

I can't tell anybody.

[Music playing]

Honey.

Wendy: Don't come in!

I'm not ready yet.

Well, Wendy, sweetheart, it's--

it's customary for married people

to get dressed in the same room.

Wendy: I want to surprise you.

Mm.

Well, surprise me.

Ta da.

Oh, wow.

You look gorgeous.

Thank you.

Mm.

What do you say we have our dinner in the cabin tonight?

Oh, honey, I was looking forward

to going to the dining room--

a romantic table for two.

Oh, but we can have plenty of romance right here.

Why don't we just save it for dessert?

[Soft music playing]

Mm.

Bride two, groom zero.

Ooh.

[Light chatter]

Well, well, well, well, well.

If it isn't the Charlie brown of lovers.

If you're thinking about dinner,

the kitchen has takeout.

Do you two carry on like this all the time?

No.

Only about minor things, like women, money, life.

In case you haven't noticed, uh, the table is set for two.

Perfect.

I'll keep dottie company.

The act starts very shortly.

We want to be sure the bear is ready.

Yes, I know.

But I haven't eaten yet.

Uh, gee.

[Laughs]

Ok.

But I think I'll take a little dessert just to tide me over.

[Chuckles]

Goodbye, Chester.

Here.

Let me clean that mess up.

[Chuckling]

Did you all have fun at the carnival?

- Yes. - Oh, yeah.

It was fantastic.

I had so much cotton candy my mouth

is going to be dry for a week.

[Laughter]

I'm going to throw away my scale

and try guessing my patients' weights.

You know, Kyle, I think we all have a case of carnival fever.

With all that's going on, you must have gotten

some great pictures, Ms. Adams.

Well, I was fortunate enough to have one particularly

fascinating subject--

a face filled with mystery.

I hate to disillusion you, Aurora.

But there's nothing terribly mysterious about me.

Oh, yes there is.

Like how gentleman with your appeal

has eluded the altar for so long.

I was married once a long time ago.

Do you care to tell us about it?

Not especially.

[Light chuckle]

Disappointed?

Oh, just a mild twinge for the last who couldn't hold you.

You, know, I can't figure you out.

And I like it that way.

Hmm.

Scott, isn't this a beautiful menu?

Yeah, it's just mouthwatering.

Uh, we'll have to two dinner salads, please.

That's all.

We're in a bit of a hurry.

Sweetheart, we're going to miss

out on these wonderful dishes.

There is only one dish here that interests me.

Sweetheart, we have plenty of time for that.

Can't I just have a nice dinner, please?

Well, what the heck.

Whatever the lady wants.

I'll have some pat , and, uh, the, um,

shrimp cocktail, and, uh, the onion soup,

and a little minestrone.

And then I'll have the Caesar salad and a lobster.

[Music playing]

[Applause]

[Carnival music playing]

Wasn't he incredible?

[Cheering and applause]

And now, ladies and gentlemen, the cummings carnival

is about to present the most amazing and amusing act

you'll ever see.

Ladies and gentlemen, Ryan & o'brien,

and their trained bear, brutus.

[Cheering and applause]

[Carnival music playing]

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you very much.

Uh, uh, a bit of sad news tonight.

My partner, Chester o'brien, is a little bit

under the weather--

back, brutus-- and won't be able to be part of the act.

Crowd: Aw.

Uh, so just a word of warning, there is usually

two of us handling the bear.

So please, not too close.

I know he looks very cute and very cuddly.

But he's really quite ferocious.

Growl.

[Growling]

Down, big boy.

Down, big boy.

My, what an appetite?

[Laugh]

All right, ladies and gentlemen.

And now the light-footed brutus--

may I have your hand?

Thank you, sir.

Light-footed brutus will now perform

feats of [inaudible],, that famous international star

of ballet.

Brutus, over here, please.

Down, big guy.

[Growling]

I barely got it around his waist.

[Laughter]

[Growling]

Very nice. [Light flute music playing]

A cane, sir.

All right, brutus.

Arabesque.

[Cheering and applause] Look at that.

Look at that.

Graceful, isn't he?

And now, finally, a pirouette for the finale.

Brutus, pirouette.

[Applause]

Yes.

Isn't that something?

Thank you.

And a very nice bow, brutus.

[Music playing]

[Growling] Easy.

Back.

Back.

Back.

Isn't the bear cute?

Mm.

I can't wait until you dance for me in nothing

but a t-shirt and too too.

Mm?

Chip: And now brutus and I are going

to play a little game of catch.

[Drum roll]

Brutus, here we go.

Ok.

All right.

Very nice.

[Cheering and applause]

Ah!

Back. Back.

Back, brutus. [Growling]

Yes. I know.

I know all about it.

All right all right. [Music playing]

Ladies and gentlemen, how would you

like to see brutus ride a bike?

[Cheering and applause]

All right.

Excuse me.

Pardon me.

Back, brutus. [Drum roll]

Don't worry about a thing.

He's already eaten.

Ok, brutus.

Up on the bike.

Up on the bike.

Brutus.

Bike.

Here we go.

[Applause]

Very good.

Go around. [Carnival music playing]

Around.

[Cheering and applause]

Come on, folks.

Aren't they good?

Now, if you want to see a real wild animal,

let's go back to our cabin.

You look so gorgeous.

You're driving me crazy.

Wendy, where are you going?

Please, I just want to be left alone.

What did I say?

Aurora, tell me what's going on between us--

I mean, deep down.

You mean on the level that men can never really grasp?

I think that's what is.

Well, so far, I think there's more to you than meets the eye.

Mm.

Perhaps it has something to do with that deep, dark past

you've so carefully avoided talking about.

[Chuckling]

What am I going to do with you?

Nothing so far.

I'm off to the powder room.

[Laughs]

I enjoyed the show, Kyle.

Thank you.

You, uh, seem to be enjoying Ms. Adams.

Well, she's incredible.

She's strong, vulnerable, smart as a whip.

One minute, she's delightful.

And the next, she's a cobra.

Mm.

Sounds dangerous.

In more ways than one.

Merrill, tell me-- truth.

Mm hmm.

You think I'm too old for her?

Kyle, if, uh, you have that certain connection--

if it's there, well, the years shouldn't stand in the way.

Thank you.

Good luck, old timer.

[Music playing]

[Laughter]

Chip, you were so brave tonight.

Ah.

Oh, come on-- working with that

ferocious bear all by yourself.

Well, I had no choice.

See, Chester turned chicken at the last minute.

But don't tell him that you know that.

Ok?

It might embarrass him.

You're such a good friend to him.

You ought to see how I am with my really good friends.

You double-crosser.

I'm down there with a bear. And you're up here with a honey.

Huh? Chip: Hey, I'm sorry, champ.

But when it comes to moonlight romance,

you've got to separate the men from the boys.

Oh, yeah.

Well, how about I separate your nose from your face?

Oh, yeah?

Yeah.

You stay away from my girl.

Who said she was your girl.

She happens to be my girl.

Well, why don't we leave that up to dottie, huh?

All right. Fine.

Now look what you've done.

What I've done?

I was doing fine until you came out here.

That's it.

I'm fed up with you double-dealing me with women.

Every time I find a girl, you try to steal her.

I quit.

You find yourself another bear.

[Music playing]

[Knocking]

Oh, just a second.

Oh, Julie, what am I going to do?

Wendy, what's problem?

Scott thinks I'm beautiful.

And he wants to go to bed with me.

Gee, life's tough.

Oh, you don't understand.

I'm a nervous wreck.

And if I go to bed with him I'll ruin everything.

[Phone ringing]

Excuse me.

Hello.

Now Scott, please.

Calm down.

Wendy's here with me.

Not the Wendy he's looking for.

Wha-- no, no.

Scott, we were just, uh, talking.

Just talking girl talk.

Listen, Scott, Wendy is very nervous--

so nervous in fact he's coming apart at the seams.

I think it would be better if she

stayed here with me tonight.

And then we could talk things through.

I'm sure she'll be over the jitters by the morning.

And then you two can start fresh.

Of course she loves you.

And I'll tell her that you love her too.

How can he love me?

He doesn't even know me.

Goodnight, Scott.

I am phony to the end.

[Music playing]

You mean even--

mm.

[Soft music playing]

Hey, so this is where you've run off to.

I had some things to think about.

I've been doing some thinking too.

You know, Aurora, all I expected from this cruise

was a working vacation.

But it's turned out to be a great deal more.

It's a bit more than I expected too.

I think I better say goodnight, Kyle.

And I know just the way to say it.

Oh, Kyle please.

Leave me alone.

Why, I'm sorry.

I'm stupid.

I-- definitely not the right thing to do.

And I shouldn't have rushed you.

I'll, um-- I'll see you tomorrow.

Ms. Adams.

Are you all right?

I was-- until I got to know your friend.

Well, uh, maybe I can help.

I think I know Kyle a little bit better than you do.

Sad, but true, captain--

sad because Kyle cummings is my father.

[Music playing]

Hey, buddy.

I brought some toast for you.

I'll butter it for you.

I even brought a knife.

Put it in my back along with the other one.

Oh, come on, Chester.

Let's put aside our difference and keep doing the act.

Ok?

For old time's sake?

No.

Then for money.

Let's keep doing it for money.

We still owe cummings $2,500 bucks.

Yeah, I know--

thanks to my pal.

I am your pal, Chester.

You steal every woman I'm interested in.

You lose all our money.

And you double cross me every chance you can get.

What are friends for?

[Laughs]

What are friends for, eh?

Eh, all right.

All right.

Ok.

Ok.

I'll do the act on one condition--

you put on the bear suit.

Come on, Chester.

I don't know how to do those bear tricks like you do.

Chester: I don't mean in the act.

Look, dottie likes the hero type, right?

So you put on the bear suit later on tonight.

I'll tell her the bear is loose and mean.

You show up.

I'll overpower you and put you back in your cage.

Then I'll be her hero.

Now, wait a minute, Chester--

Chester: You do it or I quit.

And then you can change the act to Ryan & his empty bear suit.

[Sigh]

Good morning.

Ah, good morning, Kyle.

Merrill, what's the best jewelry

store in puerto vallarta?

Well, it depends what you're looking for.

I want to buy a gift for Aurora.

I, uh, got a little carried away last night.

I want to make it up to her.

Kyle, do you think it's wise to buy

her a gift at this stage?

Hey, what's happening?

Last night, you told me to go for it.

Now you're telling me to put on the brakes.

Well, I just don't want to see you get hurt.

No one is going to get hurt.

You don't understand my relationship with Aurora.

Just make sure you do.

[Soft music playing]

Hey, there he is.

Now remember Scott married you for what you are,

not what you look like.

But you look adorable.

He didn't marry adorable.

He married a sex pot.

Well, he's a lucky man.

He's getting both.

Man (on pa): Attention, this is the last call

for the breakfast buffet.

Hey, Julie I have been worried sick about Wendy.

Where is she?

Well, I'm sure she's up here someplace.

Thanks.

I'll have a look around for her.

Excuse me, miss.

[Soft music playing]

My own husband didn't even recognize me.

Wendy.

[Music playing]

Woman (on pa): Buenos dias.

And welcome to beautiful acapulco.

The temperature is a glorious 83 degrees.

So those of you going ashore should have

a perfect day for sightseeing.

Enjoy your day.

Yes?

Who is it?

Captain stubing, Ms. Adams.

Yes.

Please come in.

Thank you.

I'm, uh-- I'm concerned about you and your father.

Oh, don't be.

He never was.

Ms. Adams, your father happens--

captain, my father ran out on my mother

when I was six-months old.

I grew up believing he was dead.

My mother did her best.

But I grew up a very sad, very lonely little girl, captain.

I always wondered what I had done wrong to make

god take my father away.

Then later, when I found out the truth, all I could think about

was the day that I'd find him--

and how I'd make him pay.

Then you knew who he was when you came aboard?

Yes.

And he's going to know who I am before I leave.

[Soft music playing]

Wendy.

Wendy, is that you?

I'm afraid so.

Um, but you--

Wendy, what happened to you?

I think the Wendy that you're looking for is over here.

Does this look familiar?

Eyelashes.

Long, beautiful red fingernails.

And the rest is a little bit embarrassing.

Well, I guess that takes care of the Wendy

you've been looking for.

Wendy, I think we have to talk.

Look, Scott, I don't think there's anything to talk about.

I deceived you.

And to tell you the truth, I don't know how I got

away with it as long as I did.

[Soft music playing]

So I'm letting you off the hook.

I'm spending the rest of the cruise in Julie's cabin.

And when we get back home, we'll just

get an annulment or something.

Wendy.

I'm sorry, Scott.

You'll never know how sorry I am.

Bye bye.

[Music playing]

Chester, this is ridiculous.

I don't know how to act like a bear.

And you sure know how to act like a weasel.

Besides, if you'd stayed away from dottie,

you wouldn't be in this position.

Well, it doesn't thrill me helping you make out with her.

Law of the jungle, pal.

You bear.

Me hero. - Yeah.

Well, I'll do it.

But I won't like it.

No, you'll do it.

Because if you don't, I'll quit the act.

And then you'll be back to your previous occupation--

unemployed.

See you in 10 minutes.

[Whistling]

Hey.

This is all your fault. If I hadn't bought you,

Chester wouldn't have to do the act

and I wouldn't have to wear this ridiculous bear suit.

When I'm done with this, I'll make an overcoat out of you.

[Growling]

[Music playing]

Kyle: Hi.

I just got your note.

I hope you haven't been waiting too long.

Oh, a bit longer than you can imagine.

Uh, you're still not upset about last night, are you?

No, Kyle.

Ah.

I was hoping you wouldn't be.

Now, I went into port today, and I saw something that just

screamed out to me, Aurora.

Oh.

Eh, I really blew it last night, didn't I?

No.

Not last night.

You blew it a long time ago.

What are you talking about?

Last night, you said you had been married once.

Mm hmm.

Aurora: But that's all you said about your family.

Well, i--

Aurora: Tell me, how can a father forget

to mention he has a child?

[Soft music playing]

How did you know I had a child?

A daughter, I believe.

Are you a friend of hers?

About the best friend she's got.

Well-- well, tell me.

How do I get in touch with her?

Where is she?

I believe she's taking a cruise on the pacific Princess.

Oh, no.

Oh, yes, daddy.

[Music playing]

[Screaming]

The bear is loose!

[Interposing voices]

It's me.

Hey, the talking bear is loose!

It's me.

It's chip.

What are you doing in that suit?

Well, it's for Chester.

See, I'm supposed to be the real bear

on the loose and scare dottie.

Then Chester subdues me.

And he's a hero in her eyes.

Are you out of your mind?

Not a chance.

You'll scare the passengers to death.

I'm practically in my grave just bumping into you.

Well, Chester is expecting me.

Well, tell him to cancel the reservation.

If he wants an explanation, he can come and see me.

There is no way in the world I'm going to let

you up on deck in that suit.

Ow.

[Music playing]

[Carnival music playing]

[Inaudible].

How could she have deceived me like that?

Ah, I don't blame you for being upset.

I should have known that she was just too good to be true.

Well, look on the bright side.

There are still a lot of very voluptuous-looking ladies

over there.

I know.

But how many of them are as warm as Wendy, or smart.

I'm telling you, Isaac, she's really smart.

And what a sense of humor she has.

No matter how down I get, she can

always, always make me laugh.

We both want the same things--

kids and a house in the country some day.

See, you do realize what you just did?

Out of everything that you've said about her,

you didn't once mention her looks.

I didn't, did I?

No, you didn't.

And you know what else?

You sound like a man who is very much in love.

You're right.

I am.

Thank you, Isaac.

Thank you very much.

Sure.

[Grunts]

[Ominous music playing]

Chip: Holy chimoly.

The bear escaped.

[Music playing]

Aurora, I have to talk to you.

Excuse me.

I have a plane to catch.

I'm going back to London tonight.

Aurora, please.

A-- as a photographer, you know how

a picture can change when-- when you look

at it from a different angle.

Well, I can see this picture from your angle, Aurora.

Please, see it from mine.

[Sigh]

Go ahead.

[Soft music playing]

Um, when you were born, i--

I was only 18, and not a very mature 18.

All of a sudden, i--

I had this wife and child to support.

And i-- I got scared.

I ran.

I enlisted-- anything to get away.

By the time I came to my senses and went back,

my wife had taken the child--

you-- and gone to england to be with your grandparents.

I wrote to her.

But all my letters came back undelivered.

So you just gave up?

No, I went to england.

But by the time I got there, you had moved away.

I tried tracing you.

But it was hopeless.

[Inaudible] Come here and make a plead for your own daughter.

Aurora, I am so ashamed.

It's not all your fault. I shouldn't have

dropped it on you like that.

No, you did it the way you had to do it.

Please, believe me.

I understand.

I just want you to know that no matter what happens,

I am proud of who my baby girl grew up to be.

Thanks.

When you smile, you--

you have your mother's eyes.

She always said that I had your eyes.

[Laughs]

You know, I named you Katherine.

I like Aurora.

Yeah.

So do I.

It means, the dawn--

new beginnings.

Maybe that's what it could mean for us.

I'd like it to.

Well, uh, then maybe I could have a hug, daddy?

Mm hmm.

[Music soars]

Woman (on pa): As we say goodbye to acapulco,

we set a leisurely course for our home port of Los Angeles.

Enjoy your evening.

I'm really nuts about you, dottie.

You stick with me, I'll take care of you

and protect you all your life.

You're really very sweet, Chester.

[Growling]

Oh! Oh, my god.

The bear is loose.

[Music playing]

I'll handle this, dottie.

Good roar, baby.

Down, brutus.

I said, down, brutus.

[Growling]

Chip: Chester!

Chester, the bear is loose.

The real bear is loose, Chester.

Not now, chip.

Chip?

[Growling]

Oh, my god.

[Soft music playing]

- Brutus, hi. - What?

No, no, no, no. Stay away from him.

Don't go near him. He's a killer.

Dottie: Good boy.

Now, you be real good.

And you come with dottie.

Ok?

Here we go.

Dottie is taking you to your cage.

Good boy.

Good boy.

[Music playing]

[Soft music playing]

Scott: Wendy.

Hi.

Can we talk?

No, scratch that.

Can you forgive me?

Forgive you?

I never should have let you leave the room today.

I've been selfish, and shallow, and stupid.

Oh, Scott.

You didn't do anything.

It was all my fault. I should have told you a long time ago

about the real me.

But I was just afraid to.

Why, baby?

Now, don't you know that I love you?

I guess I wasn't sure.

Scott, when I was growing up, guys didn't go for girls

that looked like I did.

They went for girls who looked sexy.

And as soon as I figured out how to look like that,

I never had the confidence to just look like me again.

Can you understand that?

Yeah.

Well, I guess a lot of boys are pretty dumb.

But this boy has got some growing up to do right now.

I couldn't ask for a better wife.

I hope you still want me to be your husband.

You bet I do.

[Music soars]

Hold it.

What?

What do you say we go down to the cabin and--

and?

--Order dinner in?

Yeah?

Yeah.

[Music playing]

Hey.

Ho ho!

Up.

[Applause]

[Yelling]

Hey, I'm sorry if we caused you any confusion

on the trip, guys.

Well, it turned out ok.

We sure enjoyed your act.

Yeah, you looked adorable in your bear suit and too too.

Uh, yeah.

Thanks. Sorry about the [inaudible].

Oh, that's ok.

Next time, I'll just pet you instead of the real bear.

[Chuckles]

Chip and Chester are going to use this bear on their act

too and have asked me to join the act because I'm then

only one who can handle him.

And I'm the only one who can handle you, dottie.

Forget him.

He'll only break your heart.

I'm your guy.

The three of them are crazy about me.

And I love it.

I love you.

I love you more.

[Growling]

Goodbye.

Together: Goodbye

oh, I want to thank you both for everything.

We owe you a lot.

It was our pleasure.

Scott, you know you're something else--

you come on board with one beautiful woman, you leave

with one even more beautiful.

Well, maybe Minerva the magnificent here

can find the secret in my palm.

Oh, yes.

Well, I see you have a very strong love line.

Let's hurry home so I can read the rest.

Ooh.

Bye.

Bye bye.

Bye.

Kyle, I can't tell you how great it was seeing you again.

Your carnival was a big hit.

Thanks, merrill-- for everything.

I hope we can do this again sometime.

Oh, me too so that my father can have another chance

at winning me a prize.

[Laughter]

Vicki, no dad ever won a better prize

than I did this trip.

And when it comes to prizes, folks, I hit the jackpot.

[Chuckling]

- Bye. - Bye bye.

Bye bye.

Bye.

You're my prize.

Oh.

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