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-Hello? -Are you at the office?

It's 6 am, and it's the weekend.

I know something about Ole Richard's will.

OLE RICHARD LYKKE (34) DIES IN DUBAI

Okay. What's that?

There isn't one.

I see.

I'm at Kluva to get hold of his shares.

Is going to the heir the smartest thing to do?

You're not exactly a favourite with the coastal fishermen.

Just prepare the paperwork, Rishi.

BILLIONAIRE ISLAND

Hi, there.

Hello.

I see the fish are biting.

Less than they used to, thanks to you.

Why the flowers?

I came to offer my condolences.

Your nephew. Very tragic.

Fucking bastard.

As the sole surviving relative of Ole Richard,

you stand to inherit a major block of stock in Meyer Fjordbruk.

And in order to manage a block like that,

a lot of office work is required from you. Emails, phone calls, meetings.

The question is whether a woman like you,

who thrives in the great outdoors, would want to do that.

Then it's truly reassuring

that the salmon queen has come here to save the day.

Well, if you sell me those shares now, Pia-Lill,

I can help you achieve something you could only dream of.

And what's that?

To take revenge on your old flame, Gjert Meyer.

But we're not called Statoil any more.

That's not my fault.

The previous manager and I had an agreement.

And that still stands.

Of course you'll get your coffee.

TRØNDELAG TAX REFUGEE: DIES IN DUBAI

Are you going to buy that?

No, thanks.

Right.

Have a nice day.

Yes, the block of stock Ole Richard owned in Meyer Fjordbruk.

We don't want the wrong people to get their hands on it. Bye.

Any news on the inheritance settlement?

I've set up a meeting with the estate administrator on Monday.

Can't we make it sooner?

We must keep control of our shares.

They're not going anywhere over the weekend.

What are you doing, boy?

Huh? I'm just freshening up a bit.

For the confirmation photo.

Men in our family don't do their eyebrows.

You see, Dad, there are some boys in school that are teasing Felix a little.

They call him "Monobrow".

Who?

Just one of those Polish guys.

Right. And you think it's okay to grovel at the guy's feet?

I'm just removing some unwanted hair.

Might as well write "wimp" on your forehead.

Put those tweezers back where they belong.

In your mother's make-up bag.

Dad?

Dad?

Yes?

Have you seen my Jordans?

Jordans?

The green ones. I've looked everywhere.

Right. You must have three cupboards full of shoes.

-Can't you take another pair? -It's supposed to be a concept.

-A concept? -Yes.

A national costume and signed Jordans.

-Right. -Get it?

What I get is that you are starting to run late.

It's Joanna's fault. It happens every time she tidies.

-Where's Mum? -Joanna!

It's a very generous offer. You know that?

Yes, I understand that.

I understand that.

But…

-But what? -Well…

You need a four-wheel drive on this island.

You want my car?

-Is that it? -If it's not too much of an inconvenience.

You could buy loads of cars with this money.

I don't want loads of cars. I want your car.

I see.

Oh, Martin.

-It's your mother. -Just let it ring.

-I have to answer. -Martin.

Martin speaking.

Yeah. I'm…

I'm a bit busy at the moment.

Yes, I understand.

I'll be there. Yes. Bye.

Huh?

I have to fly your mother back.

From Kluva.

Martin!

Kluva? What's she doing there?

She didn't say. And…

Yeah.

-Hello. -Hi.

Oh, Hennie.

-You look amazing. -Thank you.

I just need to find my glasses.

I think I left them here yesterday while working with my mother.

Do you know where she is? We need to get to the church.

Martin's picking her up from Kluva.

JULIE'S IMAC

SYNERGY PLAN VERSION 1

Is the settlement for the Meyer stock we bought yesterday ready?

As ready as it can be.

What are we going to do with your car?

That weird woman took it.

"No car, no deal", she said.

-You're kidding, right? -No.

Getting rich people to dance to her tune makes her wet between the legs.

Well, becoming the world's largest salmon producer has a price.

JJ, I feel like the algorithm is completely fucked.

Did you match with any good chicks here?

I don't do that in my hometown.

It doesn't feel natural to do that here.

But it is natural.

That's what nature's about.

-Just look at the salmon. -The salmon?

It swims around in the ocean its whole life.

And when it wants to fuck, it travels to the river where it was born.

But salmon don't fuck.

Then I don't know how they have babies, JJ.

The female lays eggs, the guy swims over and comes on them.

That's what I'm talking about. You are in your river.

It's time to come.

There you are. Finally.

Sorry. The flight from LA was delayed.

Hi.

-Hi, there. -Hi.

You look a bit pale.

Probably just jet lag.

Jens!

What are we waiting for?

Watch your blood pressure.

Well, Rishi. It went better this time, right?

-Yes. -Yeah.

Torbjørn must be pretty stressed, right?

Yes, I think so.

We should get going.

Now that Marlax is buying a bigger share of Meyer Fjordbruk,

shouldn't we bring Amy into the loop?

Yes, of course.

But I'll wait a bit.

I don't want to hear about the environment today.

Get that stock exchange notification out.

Where are your national costume shoes, Hennie?

-Hi, son. -Hi.

-It's so nice to see you. -Okay. Let's go.

Aren't you going to say hello to Ivo, Mum?

-Hi. -He helps me with manager stuff.

-Cool to finally meet you. -Hi.

-He got me a part in that film. -I see.

-Ivo? -Yeah, Ivo. That's right.

-Yes. First name or surname? -First name.

-Mum, what's all the fuss at Kluva? -We'll discuss it later, Amy.

Mum, I understand you're looking into Meyer Fjordbruk.

And I have to say it's a really bad idea.

Not only considering our sustainability goals,

but also Meyer's history.

Can we discuss this when your sister's not being confirmed?

Ivo.

The trailer dropped.

Finally.

Is it out?

Ivo seems like a nice kid.

A great kid.

But what do you think he's really after?

-What happened at Kluva? -Nothing much.

-It must have been important. -You know my policy.

What happens in the helicopter stays there.

You have to let us fly.

We have an important appointment at a confirmation.

Sorry. There's nothing I can do.

Hey!

Yeah?

Did the salmon people even read the rider?

-"Apple juice"? -Apple juice?

I asked for cactus water.

The glory of God goes down in the end

Before that the sea and whales Him will commend

Also the bluefin tuna Along the laguna

Catfish and pollock Cod and spawning cod

And the sea hog

Dear confirmands.

Congratulations on your big day.

You must be excited about what awaits you at the gift table.

Maybe some of you dread all the speeches, slide shows,

and embarrassing childhood memories come back to haunt you.

-Where am I? -I'm not sure, JJ.

There are usually more trailers. I wouldn't worry too much.

They didn't use that roundhouse…

-Quiet! -We celebrate baptism.

A new life has come into this world and is baptised in God's love.

Come forward to the altar of the Lord

so we may pray for each and every one of you.

Hennie Alexandra Tvedt Lange.

God of hope, we pray for Hennie.

Show her the hope that lies within you.

God of life, we pray for Felix Gjert Meyer.

I'll do it.

Support him and be his shelter in life.

Help him to live a life of trust and faith in Your love.

Let him wander in Your light…

What's going on?

Someone's buying into Meyer Fjordbruk.

God of faith, we pray for Marita Louise…

Keep her faith true…

Fortify her for a life of belief in…

Bless and watch over her, in the name of our Lord Jesus Christ.

God is love. The one who…

Yes. Keep me posted.

Yes, okay.

Well?

Tor says that a company called Tendulkar Holding

has bought up over 5% of Meyer stock in the last few days.

Who the fuck is Tendulkar?

-Tendulkar Holding. Yeah, right. -I don't follow.

Rishi has never had an imagination,

but using the name of his favourite cricket player

is just fucking unbelievable.

What happens to our sustainability goals if we merge with Meyer?

This isn't the time or place for work conflicts.

I have to notify the board. Have you seen Margido?

No.

Tiril, I'm busy.

I'm sorry. I didn't mean to interrupt.

It's just that the manager says the deal is off if we can't get it.

Wait. Take a deep breath. You were saying?

-Amy, I don't know what to do. -What happened to the Beechcraft?

It's broken. I told him it's really important.

But he just started talking to me really loudly and got angry.

He said, "Fuck".

Fine.

I'll take care of it.

Martin, problem with the surprise. You have to fly again.

Okay.

Hey, hey!

Hello!

Hello!

-Nice to see you. -Yes.

How are you?

Welcome. Everyone got a drink?

No.

-Hi. -Hi.

They're fucking with us.

This is farmed salmon. We've only used wild salmon before.

You haven't complained about the extra digits on your pay cheque.

Let's not make a big deal about this. Okay?

-Hello. -Hi!

Hi!

Congratulations on your big day.

-You look amazing. -Hi!

Yeah.

Did you get it yet? It's your gift.

-It's my gift! -Yes!

Didn't you say 10,000 kroner was the cap for gifts?

Yeah, well…

Here.

-Cool! Can you take a photo? -I can try.

You can do it.

Swipe. Yes, like that.

Thank you. It looks amazing.

-It didn't go according to plan. -It's amazing.

Yes.

Sigurd here. Gjert?

-Can they hear us? -Are you there, Gjert?

Yes. He can see and hear you now.

Yeah.

Well, Sigurd.

There's been a development,

and now all the major shareholders in Meyer Fjordbruk

need to talk.

I suspect that Julie Lange is behind the holding company.

And Ole Richard's shares are at stake.

Okay, fine. Can I just say something?

I just wanted to say one thing.

We've really appreciated your work and capacity as…

Sigurd? Julie Lange is calling again.

Oh, sorry.

-Listen, Gjert. -What the hell?

Ole Richard's aunt decided to sell these shares to Julie Lange.

You realise what that means?

You do, right, Gjert?

Gjert? Are you there?

Gjert? Hello?

That's enough. Tell me what's going on here.

-Why don't we do that later? -No. I'm tired of being kept in the dark.

Please.

Hi.

Your dad wants to keep work and home separate.

No, seriously.

He's the one ruining this celebration

with meetings and talking shop and everything.

Come on.

We're the target of a hostile takeover. Julie Lange is trying to buy

all of Meyer Fjordbruk.

But we're not going to sell, so she won't succeed.

Look at this.

This is Meyer Fjordbruk.

Our family, or rather your family,

owns approximately this much through Meyer Holding.

And these are the other blocks of stock

owned by people your father thought were loyal.

Look at this piece.

-This was Ole Richard's share. -Yes.

This piece went to his bonkers aunt, Pia-Lill.

Who do you think she sold it to?

-No. -Yes.

But she has Marlax. Why would she try to take our company?

It's a merger.

And if she succeeds, she'll be the world's largest producer of Atlantic salmon.

The power-hungry bitch.

Right?

-Look at that. -More?

It's a pleasure to sit with the chairman of the board.

And it's a pleasure to sit with Amy herself.

While I have you here, Margido,

I have a concern that I hope you won't mind me discussing with you.

Sure. Fire away.

I'm afraid Mum might have started a quite risky solo run

that should have been discussed by the board.

Are you referring to Meyer Fjordbruk?

That's pure genius.

I mean, if she succeeds,

we can toast from here to eternity.

Did the board know about this?

Margido?

Did the board know about this?

-Margido? -Of course.

Some emails might have been exchanged

without you

cc'd in, but…

Maybe it would be best for all parties

if you had an explanatory chat with your mother.

Let me just say

that this is an absolutely marvellous party.

But over to you, Hennie.

If I were to give you one piece of advice on your confirmation day,

it would have to be

to embrace

the sensual.

Embrace the passion.

Life is short.

Embrace the passion while it's still there.

And on that note…

I have a book for you.

Kama Sutra.

-There you go, Hennie. -Thank you.

Thank you so much, Aunt Turid. I just have to…

So this is where you're hiding?

I'm not hiding.

I'm just…

Yeah. Eigil told me what's going on.

I brought you some fish balls to keep your strength up.

So?

What do you think?

How do we strike back?

I don't know, Trine.

I don't think I can take it any more.

Pull yourself together.

Whining like that doesn't suit a man of your calibre.

You invented sushi, remember?

The Japanese have been eating sushi for centuries.

You were there at the start. You got them to put the salmon

on top of the rice.

Right?

I guess I played a small role in that.

You know what?

When I pass the fish counter,

I think about everything you've achieved.

Norwegian salmon sushi, shelf after shelf.

It's the greatest culinary invention since spaghetti.

-Come on, Dad. -Yeah.

-You must be hungry. -Yeah.

Listen.

There's a confirmand downstairs

waiting for his grandfather.

So…

Right.

Is there time for a quick nip first?

Father.

I'll take that as a yes.

Yes. And then we have

today's main protagonist.

Hennie, our youngest girl.

Torbjørn and I sometimes wonder where you came from.

One moment she's a cross-country runner performing at the top level,

the next she's got purple hair

and is running the Central Norwegian K-Pop Association.

Yes.

Your dad and I have pulled some strings

and put together a little surprise for you.

If you could all look out to sea.

Felix.

Come here. Let's have a good old man-to-man talk.

You saw that there wasn't anything from your grandfather on the gift table?

Yeah, but…

My gift comes with a story.

Yes.

This knife might not look like much,

but it's been handed down

from father to son for generations

in our family.

And since I don't have a son of my own…

What's going on?

I'm sorry, grandpa.

The knife is really nice,

but I can't miss this.

Mum, what's going on?

Did you buy me a helicopter?

Do you realise how much CO2 they emit?

Maybe the surprise is inside the helicopter, Hennie.

What?

Mum!

I love you, Mum!

-Oh no. -What?

Lange and her people demand an extraordinary general meeting

at Meyer Fjordbruk.

-What? Can they do that? -Yes, when they have enough shares.

What's the point?

To oust the board and install a new one favourable to the takeover.

If they succeed, they'll be unstoppable.

You have to talk to Dad.

Dad.

Eigil.

We have to do something.

Yes.

Fucking hag.

What the fuck are you doing?

You should have kept a closer eye on Ole Richard's estate.

-What… -But that's never been your strong suit.

My God. It's been almost 50 years since we were together.

How long are you planning to keep this up?

Holding a grudge? I just followed my heart.

No. I think your dick was the helmsman on that voyage.

No.

There's a special place in hell for people like you!

For fuck's sake.

That woman's got some nerve.

Right?

I've fucking had it.

She sat there in church smirking with that family of hers. Those snobs.

Eigil and I might take her out once and for all.

What do you think, Mum?

Should we do it?

Someone has to take control and show them that this is not okay.

Don't you agree?

Should we do it?

I'll have to think of something.

JJ?

Look at this.

Let's do the pitch. Come on.

One for pretty boy number one,

and one for pretty boy number two.

Let's look at the composition of the board.

Hi. Julie?

-There are many options… -Can I call you Julie?

Yes, of course.

Okay. JJ and I have a unique investment opportunity for you.

JJ is red hot in the States right now.

And we are looking for outside investors for our next project.

-You're speaking English. -Was I?

-You were. -It's body memory.

-You might as well do it in Norwegian. -Do it in Norwegian.

Of course. I'll do that.

It's based on a best-selling Swedish book series.

-The main character is Malcolm. -That sounds really interesting.

Right, but it actually is.

It's the year 1000

in the land of Norway.

He's a master swordsman and…

Are you okay?

-You know what, Julie? -I'm fine.

We'll get back to you as soon as we have more parameters in place.

We'll be back.

That was hard to do in Norwegian.

-How was Jens? -JJ.

Hey. Please be kind to him.

He's in a much better place now.

Fuck! That fucking hag.

What the fuck?

I've gone viral on Instagram!

Hello.

Jennie Kim reposted you in the national costume and Jordans.

What? Is that the real Jennie Kim?

Who's Jennie Kim?

The account is fucking verified. Jennie Kim!

That's insane!

Lange!

What on earth…

We need to talk.

Hello, Gjert.

Nice to see you.

Don't you dare.

You attack me on the day of my grandson's confirmation.

I demand an answer. What do you want?

Gjert. This is about work. Let's talk about it on Monday. Come.

You're the same old hag.

I could beg on my knees for you. That's what you want, right?

-Please, Gjert. -To see your former boss beg?

Please stop.

You're trying to take what I've worked my whole life for.

Hey, Monobrow. Isn't that your grandfather?

For God's sake, Gjert.

Don't talk to me about God, you fucking witch!

Hey. Excuse me, granddad.

This is a private event. Let's take a walk.

-Who is this clown? -You tell me.

I was being respectful and polite towards you.

Please act the same way with me.

No.

-Gjert! -What are you doing, grandpa?

Hi, Felix.

Well…

Mrs Lange and I were just having a little discussion.

And now we're going home. Come on.

-Hi. -Hi.

-What's going on? -I was just wondering.

Shouldn't we talk to Gjert before doing this?

Eigil.

If anyone's saving this company,

it's you and me.

Yes. I was just thinking…

Isn't it a bit drastic?

No, it's not. We're going to hit her where it hurts the most.

But if they want to…

I'll have to ask him.

You said he'd do anything for money,

so let's do what we planned. Right?

You're not backing out now.

Okay?

No need to trouble your mother about what happened tonight.

Felix, is that you?

Perfect timing.

The leftovers are almost ready.

What a day, eh?

So,

ready to roll up your sleeves?

Oh yes.

The whole of the compliance team is on it.

Did you look at the numbers I sent you?

My Magnhild.

I'm trying to be strong,

but it's not easy without you.

Maybe we could pray?

Together, just like we used to?

Heavenly Father,

we turn to you with prayer.

You who fills the sky, the earth and the seas.

You who judges the living and the dead.

-Hey. -What the fuck are you doing here?

I'd like to talk to you.

I have a job for you.

Right.

Do you have a minute?

You who saves us from perdition.

Father of light,

lead us through this endless darkness

and give us a sign.

That's all we ask.

Amen.

Subtitle translation by: Fredrik Island Gustavsen