All language subtitles for Against the Drunken Cat Paws

Brother, better watch out when you get

down from there.

Come on.

Hold it. That's so fast.

Ohh What?What's going on?We fair

road is. We're on alert. The 13 bandits

are on the loose, and we're stopping all

strangers. You're under arrest.

You killed it.

Super souls are here already.

And in two days, you will all be dead.

Huh Congratulations. Huh We

caught a bandit, and he's already

dead. Good. You got any proof?

Only a letter. Good. It must be the

bandit's treasure map. Let's have a look

at it. Inspector U

Yao-cher has been appointedto Zhu

Shao City to be the watch chairman.

And Captain Wukai Tin will

act as military assistant. This is top

priority. Hunt down the 13

bandits, leave no stone unturned. You

can't afford to fail by

imperial order. My

God! Oh, oh my God!

Ohh

Inspector. HuhHuh

I'll fix it. Come on, move it. Move it.

Inspector, you're still alive.

HuhI'm not ready to let death claim me

yet.

I hope you'll forgive me, Inspector. It

was all my mistake. Huh

You can't help it if you're an idiot.

Yes, sir. Come on, let's get over to

Wang's place.

Hold it. Master, the

stolen wine. I've been doing some

checking. It's an outside job.

Outside?Yes. Dad, I've told you

before. Our house is much too big. It's

about time we took on top class fighters

to keep the house guarded. Listen to me,

my friends. I'm fully aware you have your

own jobs, but perhaps some of you are

really good fighters. In which case,

let's test your skill. And if you pass,

you're welcome to stay here as our

guests. A house this big needs proper

protection. My master will pay you well

and the food's free. I won't make this

offer again.

Brother?Brother! Why are you following

him?None of your business.

I'm gonna play.

Master, please come in. There are seats

upstairs. Go on.

Master. Master. Good day, students.

Now I'd like you to practice yourjumping.

Hey.

Umm Hi.

Good.

If I jump over it, will you marry me?If I

should fail, I won't see you ever again.

Good.

If I can do better than you, you must

agreeto stay away from me.

Huh

Nice to you. There's an intruder. Oh.

I am Wan Wu. I've come to challenge you

to a fight. Master, let me.

ohh

Dad, I can tell he's been practicing

hard. It's taken him a long time. He's

clearly dedicated to kung fu. Why not

take him on and let him study?

Moy wolf, if you're from Chung Shan,

have you ever heard of Wolffang?Hmm

Can't say that I have. I'll say that I

have. Eight years ago, I went

after the group of 14 bandits.

I arrested 13 of them,

but only one of them, Wolf Fang, got

away. I heard he went to Chongshan

and teamed up with the two giants in a

new gang. Master,

you aren't suggesting that I am WolfFang.

You wouldn't have the guts to be him.

Thanks, master. I'm deeply grateful to

you.

Good. Come on,

get him. Get him!

Who the hell are you?One-armed dragon,

Hokai San. I'm the Kribble

Home Cheechon. I'm called

Nine Fingers Lady Way, the

poisonous dwarf. That's right.

You haven't heard of me before.

My father never had a quarrel with you.

So what did you have to kill him for?Yan

Hong, we hadn't forgotten you. We've

come here to get our revenge.

Did Wolfang order you here?The two giants

are friends of Wolffang. They're our

friends, too. We're in the same gang. Ohh

Who are you?Now you've freed your last.

Better say your prayers. The two

giants. Nobody ever

escapes alive.

We have a score to settle. What

score is that?We have come here to get

our revenge.

Yeah.

All four of you. Come here today

to get revenge for Wolfbang.

Right.

Stop.

oh

Hold

it. Wow!

Don't you come any closer. I'm not

scared. I know my koopa's better than

yours. Aren't you the little wine thief?A

man should never

lie. If I do, that's all

I can say. I'll get you.

Okay. We're not fight. Come on.

A brave man never minds the odds.

Aren't you scared?

You're for real.

Oh, oh, my foot. Are you all right, boss?

Oh, God, I'm bleeding.

Oh, and the best finished wine. Take the

target to two jars. Dip this way, John.

Come on. Roll it up. Roll it up. Oh,

here you go.

Ready?I'll do it. You're blind. Aren't

you afraid you might get a broken leg?I'm

not as useless as you.

Bring me wine. You were lucky.

Ohh

You were lucky. I didn't kill you.

Perhaps a blind man for thief. More

to them than eat the eye. Come on. Hmm

Let's go. Right.

Attack! Hey!

Hey

What's he think he's playing at?

Take

that. Come on.

Come onWhat is there?Oh, dear.

He looks like a fairy.

All it. Why take

advantage of a blind man?Nonsense. He's a

wine thief. You can keep the wine now,

your life. Oh, why are you

helping him?

Now, you want a fight?Next time,

I'll hit you between the eyes.

You take it.

Thank you. Come on. You see that?

Brother. Huh

Don't get drunk.

It's none of your damn business.

You'd better watch out yourself, or else

the fleas will bite.

My jade pendant.

Uh, Inspector Ooh Yang wants to have a

new gate. Yes, sir. Studded with

1,000 nails. Of course, sir. Now do it

quick, and do it well. Yes, sir. I

can't think of anyone else who could do

the job better. Of course.

What's the exact size you have in mind

before we start to do the work?Ah,

one piece, 17 feet high,

nine and a half feet wide, found in brass

traps going three times round. Big nails,

360, small nails, 108,

medium-sized nails, just 81 of those,

but no discount. and we'll pay you 80%

cash. The other 20% you can put down to

the national effort. Ready in three

months. 20 tails fine for every day late,

and 10 days you'll be thrown

into prison.

Is that perfectly clear?Perfectly,

sir. Ohh

Inspector, I'm sure they'll do a grand

job.

What do you think you're doing?I'm a

seat. Have a nice in you beforesomewhere.

You're imagining it. We've never

met. Your eyes

OK?

I'm blind. I can't see better

than that way.

So it's you again. Come

on, Nate. Come

on.

Hurry up. What's that?Hey. Hey

You saw those two. Well, they were going.

I'll just take them some noodles.

Where's guys?

Eat it while it's hot.

Thank you. Shall I fetch

you a doctor?It's all right. I think the

poison's out now. But he's going to need

to rest a while. Hammer's a good man.

I didn't think he had it in him.

We're in a carpenter's shop. If you can

get up, you can go.

I'm here for a reason. I can't leave you

just yet. But

your enemies have found out where you

are. I know it's my fault.

He did try to warn me when we met on the

street.

Look here, maybe I can help. I'll do it

for you.

It's no trouble. How can a

blind person help?I'm looking for

someone. You'd never find them.

I may be blind, but my ears are alert.

You'd be surprised at me.

I'm looking for a girl. She's the only

daughter of Yoon Hong. She's

Yun Chin Lin.

You ever met her?

Never heard of her.

I must find her. I've searched everywhere

for her.

Why is it so hard to find her?

Huh

I'll never give up looking for her.

You see, I'm in love with her.

Lady?Hmm

That fellow upstairs has left. Where did

he go?I don't know, but I never

expected. He'd try to run out on us

without paying. Really?

Wonder why. Well, go see for yourself. He

jumped out of the window. He simply broke

the window frame.

I'll pay for it. Well, thank you. Thank

you, miss. A lady, wait a minute. He did

leave a kind of bag behind.

Thanks.

I know very well you can see. A little.

I can tell you're... wearing a green

dress. HmmWhere is

your friend?Hmm

You looking for him?Are you friends with

him now, too?I'll find him and bring him

to you in a few days. I'm sure you'll

both have much to talk about.

I'd be most deeply obliged if you

could possibly help me to meet him again.

How did you know?How

much I love wine.

Sorry, excuse me, sir. The name

Ao Yang is famous. There was a

hero of the same name.

It couldn't be that you're related

to him. Huh

If you hadn't brought it up, I wouldn't

have seen fit to mention him. But now

you have mentioned him, I'll tell you all

about. That hero is

my ancestor, my

great-great-grandfather.

We're from the same family. How about

Danny?That means that in one family there

are two heroes.

After all, I'm already a high-ranking

official. It's likely in time my family

will be famous because of me.

What's up?You doubt me?

Just take a look at this jacket. It's at

least 300 years old. This

jacket is a family heirloom. Really?

That's wonderful, wonderful.

Hey, did anyone tell you to stop?Don't

eat any more.

You heard the man off. Be careful.

Be careful,

you see. You all right?

Master. Master, no. It's all your fault.

Master, no. Master, no. Please,

no. Oh, you dare to

challenge me?I'll show you how a real

expert can use kung fu. My family's

famous for the particular kung fu style

that specializes in use of the pipe.

Hello, Mr. Wang. Good day, Mr. Wang.

Hello. What are you

doing here?Go back to your work at once.

Go on.

HuhEating?You're the greediest fellow

I've met. You'll get far too fat like

that. No woman will ever look at you.

Now, go on. Go on, then.

Here, you.

Here, sir.

I'll have that.

What?What's that?You want to

eat my tobacco pouch?

There you go. Eat the plate.

Are

you crazy?I don't eat the chopsticks.

On the floor. Huh

You eating all my eggs, Dan, you?

Oh, my back!

Oh... All right, I'm all right, I'm all

right! You

bastard You deliberately bumped into me

and tried to steal my pot! I'll have to

punish you!

You watch it! You should consider

yourself lucky to fight with a genius

like me! Orchid fist.

Crab legs.

Oh. Hey, come on.

Hey, come on.

Hey, oh.

Very fresh.

That's why you try that.

Now I'll try my crab legs on you. I'll

knock your head off. I'll teach you.

Come on, I'm taking you to court. Come

on, let him over. Come on.

It's lucky, Baboon.

And there's Doc

and the dragon. And there's the

snake who would have got the real oldest

guy.

Stop. Hold it. It's

our wedding today. Please let us pass

through. All right, all rightSo

it's your wedding. It's a happy day.

Well, we won't disturb you. All right,

let him go through. No. Hold

it! Why's that so heavy?What you got in

it, then?Inspector,

it's a lovely zither. Would you like me

to play a tune?All right.

Hey, he doesn't know a thing about

music. Go on, go on,

or your bride will marry someone else.

You really are an excellent official,

always concerned for the public.

Of course, it's our duty to help the

public.

You better stay here for now. Wait till

the others get here. Once everyone's

here, then we can team up together and

move in on Wang. The poor fool won't know

what's hit him. The two

giants want to ask you if you want them

to help too. They are ready on one

condition. What is it?

Everyone knows Wang has two things he

values. One's the great pearl.

The other's his daughter. If we can have

the pearl, then you can

have the daughter. She's a

real beauty, huh

These are all vintage.

Where-- Where is he?

I'd like to thank you if I may, Miss

Wang, for settling the bill on my behalf.

I went there because I had something

important to ask. What's that?

The jade my mother gave me.

You're so expert at kung fu. Are you with

the government?I'm a

wanderer. Do you work for an escort

company?I work alone.

I'm a wanderer.

You must do some kind of work. Of course.

I'm looking for someone. Enemy or

relative?She

hurt me even more than an enemy.

But she inspired me far more

than a mere relative.

What's got into you?You haven't

hammered in a big nail yet. Do you want

me to use my crab legs on you again?

Because I will if you don't start working

properly. Put it down!

Dad?Matron,

I want you here. I have something to tell

you. Eight

years ago, when I was a government

official, I tried

to put the 14 bandits

behind bars.

Later, I asked Huan Xiang

if he could give me a hand to bring them

in. We arrested them

and jailed them with one escape.

It was the bandit who calls himself

Wolf Fang. He was

able, with a little help from his

friends, one-armed dragon,

nine fingers witch, the poisoned

dwarf, and the cripple,

to track down Yanshum. And

once they found him, they killed

him.

Dad, that's in the past. Forget it.

But the 13 bandits have just escaped from

jail. They're bound to come looking for

me soon. So I've got to prepare myself.

Do you know what they look like?Oh, I

don't. That makes

it difficult.

I've decided that you're to go away for a

while. And I'm going to give you

three things to take with you.

There are some bank notes,In case you

get married soon.

This is the great pearl which once

belonged to an emperor, and it will keep

you warm in the winter.

The bandits would love to steal that.

I used these nunchakus to beat your

brother, but he ran away from home.

It's been 12 years. I've been

expecting him to return here.

Still no news. He must

have had a hard life being all on his

own. I feel so guilty for

what I did to him then.

If I should die, I want you to find

him and explain.

Tell him to use this on my grave. He can

beat down as hard as he wants. Tell

him it's for what I had done.

For what I had done when he was just a

boy. Dad, I won't go.

If the bandits come, I want to help you

fight them.

Truly, you've looked after me

for so long. No, I won't go.

I can't leave you now. I'll try my best

to help you. I know kung fu.

If you agree, I will go and ask Liu

Cao Shiang to come

and help us destroy the 13 bandits.

Let me go at once. Let me go, you

put me in big trouble now.

Your damn hammer went and hit the

inspector's toe, and now the

courts found the hammer guilty and

impounded it. There's

1200 nails still to bang

in. How can you drive them

in without a hammer?

If I don't deliver, they'll put me

in prison. I'd rather

kill myself more than

rot in

prison! What's that?What's that?You're

gonna use your hand?

Ohh How on earth could you ever

do that?

yeah

This fellow is Liu Tao Shang. He used to

be a student of Master Yan Chung. He will

help us deal with the 13 bandits.

Take the side!

Good.

Yeah!

Oh! Oh!

I can smell wine.

Vintage wine.

Drink! Ohh

Bargain price! Look at her!

This old lady's been drinking this wine

for three years now. Just look how strong

she is. Do

you want a jar, Mr.?

I see you've no money. Never mind. I

see from the way you hold yourself, you

know kung fu. Perhaps we could use you as

a punch bag. If you can withstand three

blows from this old lady, then I'll give

you a jar of wine free. Come on.

You there. You're a well-built young man.

Come on now, come up. Well, as a young

lad like you, I can take at least 40

blows from there. Go on.

Hammerhead. I guess you couldn't hurt a

fly. Catch it.

Now our account's all square.

Thank you.

HmmThis is a really good wine, you

knowBrother,

I must tell you, I just heard some great

news. What is it?Wayne's

daughter is going to get married.

Oh. Who's she marrying?

She's going to marry that fellow, Lou.

Oh, hello. It's going to be so nice to

see what you look like. It'll be perfect,

I said. Oh, yes, you

do. Now come and try your wedding gown on

now to make sure that it fits in all of

the right places. Come on. Come on

It'll be nice.

Here comes the time! You know what I mean?

Doesn't she look lovely?Oh, she's like at

you. She's going to look great at the

wedding. I must say, the two of them will

just look wonderful together.

Don't they make a handsome couple?It's so

exciting.

when you bow to all the

important people. Brother, why are

you crying?I'm not crying. Yes, you are

crying.

HuhIt isn't easy to see when you're

crying.

Come, let's go in. We can't stay out

here or we catch code. Here, I'll

fix you a drink.

Hey, don't get the wrong one. Hey,

easy now, don't worry.

Why do you have to drink so much?

I drink to stop myself crying.

It's the only way to get the poison

out of my system. Haven't you had

enough yet?You've drunk whole jars.

The doctor said, if I start crying,

it's good for my eyes. It means my sight

is starting to come back.

When I saw you preparing your

costume for the wedding ceremony...

that's when I began crying.

I said to you. I was crying.

Because I was jealous!

I realize I have no cause to be jealous.

I-- I can't help it. Even though

I may be blind, even though I'm a

beggar, I'm still a

woman who can cry. Uh-huhThat's the

first time you've ever admitted that.

At last, you told the truth.

I've been looking for you.

But once I did find you,

you still kept up your disguise.

Maybe you've got a reason.

Maybe I shouldn't have interfered.

I know you thought you'd fool me, made

yourself filthy. Put dirt in your hair,

wearing beggar's clothes, but I still

recognize

you. You may have fooled other people,

but you didn't fool me. I

knew it was you as soon as I laid eyes on

you.

My only wish now is to avenge my master.

That is all I live for now.

Oh! Jin Lin. Jin Lin?

Father!

My eyes are clear. I can take my revenge.

My soul is clear. I can take my revenge.

Now, I will leave you.

I've got a score to settle with the 13

bandits. I

wish you every happiness together.

Chin Lin, you're wrong.

Brother Liu knew that the only way to

make you see sense was to force you to

tell the truth. It isn't me he's

interested in. You are the one

he's always been looking for.

You... What do you mean?

We did a list to help you. Force you to

face reality. Force you

to cry.

Go to her. Go on.

Go on.

Heather, I haven't finished yet.

What's with you?This is no time for

fooling. The bandits are

clearly up to something. Wang is in great

danger. Ah, women are

unreasonable. Never understand

them.

I want the wedding to go on. So the

14 bandits will come, and we'll be

waiting. The 14 bandits are too much to

handle. Don't forget they're bringing the

two giants with them. We won't have

enough manpower. ah My assistant

has gone into town to fetch the gun team.

We'll stop them with bullets. There's no

way they can resist. If we can

cure Lin's eyesight, we'll be able to

count on her. If I had

known before she was Yan Sheng's

daughter, I would have done all in my

power to cure her eyes.

Why don't you give her all your best wine?

Maybe she'll drink enough. Her eyesight

will be restored.

Ah, Yantinum. Here's some of our best

wines.

Thank you.

What's

the matter with you two?One is laughing,

the other cries.

She's laughing because of what I'm

wearing. I'm wearing different earrings.

Oh, I didn't notice that.

I'm crying. 'Cause now I know her

eyesight can be. So now she can help us

fight the bandits.

Have you run!

I'm not scared of an iron bone. I... get

of you!

What kind of things are these?

These are revolvers.

Guns?Look,

I've got a long one. You've got four

small ones. Tell you, frankly, our

master thinks the 14 bandits will attack

soon, so he has sent me into town to hire

some fighters with guns to be

reinforcements. Ah,

reinforcements! Yes, thank you. Hmm

Oh, ohh what was

that noise?Master, are you all right?All

right, I'm OK. It's all right. Thank you.

How peculiar. How

interesting. Inspector, if

that was lower, you'd have blown my head

right off. I've never missed a shot

in my life. No. Oh,

and I forgot to mention,I hope you'll

attend my daughter's wedding. Oh,

congratulations. But

I'm just an inspector, very low

pay, so I can buy you a gift.

Oh, I didn't say that. We would be

honoured if you would attend the wedding.

Do you think you could give them back

their guns?Not right now. I want to

play with them a little bit more.

Everyone ready?

Thank you.

Thank you. Please sit down.

Thank you. Come on.

I have nothing important to say. The

groom, bride, both know Kung Fu

quite well. Now you're

getting married. We want a

baby soon. Yeah, that's right. Yes.

And then you can teach your little baby

boy Kung Fu. Great. Yeah. Yeah

So in future. We will look to your son

for protection. Yes, sir. Ohh

Right you are.

It's you. I told you not to come today,

but you've insisted. Now you're here, you

might as well come in.

My son. Father.

You-- you've grown up to be such a big

man. I've come to

celebrate with you. So?You're

not dumb. But

when did?When did you arrive back here?

I've been back a year already. I've been

working in a carpenter shop. Oh,

why didn't you come home?Forgive

me. When I was young, I

made you angry. I didn't dare go

home. Hammerhead.

So you're the son of old man Wang. No

wonder you wanted to come here today.

Hey. I found my son.

At last, I found my son! Huh

I used to come to look at you,

so I knew you were in good health.

So I was glad. But

I didn't dare come because

I'm scared of the big stick.

It was my fault. I am to blame. Get him.

Get up, son. HuhYour

daughter's getting married, and your son

returns to you, ehA pair exchange. You're

a lucky man. Right you are.

But I fear trouble is coming now. Huh

What's that?The 14 bandits are here.

HuhWhere-- where are they?

What?Two... Three...

Four... Five... Six...

Seven... Eight...

Nine... John T!

Quickly! Throw them! Throw them where

they stand! Go on, throw them! Ten...

Eleven... Twelve...

Thirty...

Huh But that's just 13. Where's the

40?Do you know who I am?

Oh, yes, I know who you

are. I know very well who you are.

They may be bandits, but you, you

are your fur man.

Shoot them.

Those guns won't hurt anyone.

I fixed them. I took the precaution

while we were at the gate. I

removed all the firing

pins. Those guns are useless.

BastardI'll get you for that. Huh

Don't let them get away.

All the way!Uh, that's a

flap for you. Watch it, will you?

Just remove your shoes so I can hit your

head. That should finish you off.

You ain't getting away. You're as

good as finished. Ohh

Just put a stamp on so we can sell

you off.

ohh You ain't worth the

trouble.

You're not worth too much.

Sit

down.

stew out of you. Huh

Or a poor fool like you.

What future do you have now,

ehTurn your

face around. You've

made me angry now.

Lie down!

I've got a small donkey, a flower

in your mouth. Hurry up, don't stop

now. We've got far to go. HuhMy set's

got all dark. Why is it so dark?

Maybe I'm the blind sword.

You 2 wanted that girl, Old Wang's

daughter. This is your chance to grab her

and take her away.

Huh

oh

The throat!

Lower!

The nerves!

The backbone!

The skull!

Finish

him!

Oh, no! No

Let's go. Mageon!

Mageon! Hey!

Oh, you like some pipe tobacco, would you?

Come on. No need to be so ungrateful.

Thank you. Ha ha

ha ha ha. Those two giants are too good

at kung fu. You're never going to beat

them with orthodox methods. I used to hit

you on the head the whole time to

improve your stamina and teach

you how to react much faster.

So now I'm going to give you something.

that will help you defeat them.

What's that?A

nail?

You've driven hundreds of those nails

home with your bare hands. Now do the

same to those two.

Hey!

Oh, you're not feeling well here.

Stop pretending, God, I'll do that. I'm

gonna think of you one final... Ohh

my favorite weapon.

I'll just have to use two small ones.

I

bet you've never heard of smoking heads.

Good. You really are excellent. You've

thought of everything.

Thank you.

OhhDidn't I

warn you that there was one bandit still

to come while he's here?I thought that

that was my assistant. Ohh He

was only spying for the 14 bandits.

When Yung Shun tried to arrest them all,

Wolfbang escaped. There he

is! Really?Didn't you know that when one

arm dragon stabbed your father, there was

poison on the blade?Your so-called

brother saw to it that the poison

wasn't washed off, so it spread

throughout his body. Ohh

That's why he never joined in the

fighting. Gentlemen, come with

me. If not, I'll swear I'll

tell this to get apart. Sister!

Sister! You're the best of the lot!

Hold it! Remember, he's trying kung

fu with you. He knows your style too

well. You'll need something else. If

to beat him, why don't you use the

drunken style?Sister!

Sister! Help! Sister!

Sister! Sister!

Sister!Bad luck, kid. You've

got to die. Otherwise she won't come.

Sister, help! Help me!

Help! Sister!