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(Transcribed by Plsharevme.) The man is the best, the

man is the best man.

The man is the best, the

man is the best man.

That felt good.

It's like there's a

man.

What do you mean by that?

It's more like a feeling.

It's a feeling.

It's a feeling.

Isn't that the worst?

What if I asked you?

What would you do if I

asked you?

I don't know what to

do.

You guys get along well.

How long have you been married?

Nine years.

Have you ever had that before?

No.

It's beautiful.

I see.

That's why I'm worried.

I can't trust women.

Really?

Yeah.

I can't trust women.

But I can trust men.

Do you want to come to

my house tonight?

The man is the best.

I'm sorry.

No problem.

It's like there's a

man.

What do you mean by that?

He never comes back.

Isn't he a woman?

He's like a man.

He's like a man.

What do you mean?

She used to be gay.

I see.

What?

You can't beat a man.

How can you say that?

He has a penis.

I have love.

I have love.

But you should listen to me.

What if there's a man?

I don't know what to

do.

What?

Did you talk about this?

What are you talking about?

Takashi, I'm going.

Breakfast is on the table.

I'm going.

Yurina, do you have

a man?

What do you mean?

It's okay.

What do you mean?

It's okay.

I don't want to hear

it.

I felt like there was a

man.

I felt like there was a

man.

I remembered when she cheated on

me.

What was that?

When I opened the door, there

were men's shoes.

They were sleeping inside.

I was afraid to open the

door every time I came home.

I was afraid to open the

door every time I came home.

Yurina, do you have

time?

Jesus.

Jesus.

Satomi, I'm going to

the bathroom.

Aki.

Aki.

Do you have a man?

I have

a man.

I'm sorry I didn't

tell you.

Wait a minute.

Who?

Someone I know?

I'll be late.

I'll call you later.

I'm sorry.

Wait a minute.

What?

Cucumber.

It's beautiful.

Satomi, what are you doing?

I'm sorry.

Are you okay?

I'm okay.

I'm not okay.

I'm sorry.

Can I leave?

What?

You can.

If you have a problem, let

me know.

Thank you.

I'm sorry.

I

'm

sorry.

Why?

It's beautiful.

What?

It's beautiful.

It's beautiful.

It hurts.

What is it?

What is it?

Look in front of you.

It's the worst.

What is it?

I don't want to do

it anymore.

I'm the worst, too.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

Go to the bathroom.

No.

What?

I'm a woman.

I'm sorry.

You're here.

I want you to explain what

happened this morning.

Who are you?

Please leave.

What is it?

I'll call the police.

What is it?

Please leave.

It hurts.

What is it?

Why?

Why me?

Leave now.

Leave now.

Yes.

It's

me.

Me?

It's me, isn't it?

It's me, isn't it?

What do you mean?

I don't know.

I don't know.

I bumped into you and fell

down the stairs.

My body changed.

That's not possible.

I'm there.

Give me back my body.

I want you to give me

back my body.

What should I do?

I don't know.

What is it?

Where did you go?

What is it?

Shut up.

Shut up.

The car is still here.

Can you explain?

My wife was hugging my father

in the car.

Really?

You had a hard time, didn

't you?

Yes.

I don't know what to

do.

We had a hard time, too.

Yes.

What should we do?

What should we do?

Do you want to fall down

again?

No, I can't.

I know.

I don't want to go

home.

Me, either.

You have to go home.

Me?

Yes.

You are Takashi Henmi

now.

My name is Takashi Hen

mi.

My name is Satomi Yok

osawa.

I'm a 24-year

-old hairdresser.

I'm a 39-year

-old novelist.

You are a novelist.

That's cool.

It's not a big deal.

It's not popular at all.

No one will believe us.

I think so.

I don't know.

Let's

pretend we don't know each

other today.

We may be back tomorrow.

Yes.

We have no choice.

Give me

back my smartphone.

Your bag.

Here?

Yes.

Don't touch my body.

You, too.

What are you doing?

Nothing.

Nothing.

By the way, what is your

ex-girlfriend doing now?

My ex-girlfriend?

I don't know.

How long did you live with

her?

About 7 years.

I don't know.

Did you live with her for

that long?

I didn't know.

Well, I...

No.

I have many things.

What are they?

Tell me.

Well...

Well...

I don't know.

What are you doing?

Well...

What are you

doing?

Nothing.

I was scared when a strange

man came to my house.

Maybe it was me.

What?

What do you mean?

I'm sorry.

It wasn't me.

It was me.

What are you talking about?

You are strange today.

Tell me what happened this morning.

What?

You know Hirakawa, the

director, right?

You know him, don't you?

I fell in love with him.

I fell in love with him

and I want to be with

him forever.

So I want to leave this

house.

I love you forever.

But I like men.

I like men.

I fell in love with him.

I want to get married and

have children.

I want to keep dancing.

I know how you feel.

But I want you to forgive

me.

I'm sorry.

I don't understand.

I love you.

You don't love me?

Do you understand?

I love you.

I love you.

Why do you ask me?

You said you were gay.

You said you were a lesbian.

You said you wanted to live

with me because you loved me.

You said you wanted to live

with me because you loved me.

It's not a lie.

Wait a minute.

I'm a lesbian?

No, you said it yourself.

Why don't you tell me

something important?

A woman?

What is this?

I've never felt this before.

You didn

't come back.

I can't help it.

You told me you were a

lesbian.

It was hard to talk to

you.

What did you say?

You said you wanted to leave

the room because you met a

man.

You said you liked Hirak

awa.

That's terrible.

What will happen to me?

I don't know.

Did you get angry with me?

Did you tell me what to

say?

I can't tell you.

I'm not you.

What should I do?

Manager.

What's wrong?

We switched bodies.

What do you mean?

I'm this person.

This person is me.

So I'm going to work

today.

Who is this person?

Are you in trouble?

I can't work.

I can't work.

I can't cut my hair.

What do you mean?

I can't be a haird

resser.

Do you want to quit?

Don't say that.

You know there aren't many

people.

I'm Satomi.

Who are you?

What is Satomi?

That's it.

Who is she?

She's Satomi's stalk

er.

She's a pervert.

It's Satomi.

It's okay.

I'll leave the job to

this person.

I'm counting on you.

Goodbye.

Manager.

I'm working.

Enmi Takahashi is

abroad.

He's gone to China for

business reasons.

I'll take care of the

rest.

Who are you?

I don't know what Mr.

Tenmi said, but you can

't do that.

Can't I?

No.

Please tell him that.

I get it.

But Mr. Tenmi really did

go somewhere.

You're in trouble, too.

You're going to be fired

soon.

Me?

No, me.

It's too soon to write

a letter.

I managed to persuade the manager.

But he was very suspicious.

Oh, yeah?

Hey, why don't you quit

being a detective?

Shut up.

Yurina might understand.

Yeah.

She's his wife.

I'm sure she'll understand.

Um...

I'm sorry.

Yes?

I told you.

We don't know what's

going on.

I'm in trouble.

I don't know what to

do.

I came here because I thought

you'd understand.

We've really switched bodies.

No, no, no.

I don't understand at all.

Yurina, look at me.

It's me, Takashi.

Takashi.

Takashi.

I'm sorry.

Look at this.

What is this?

You and your father.

Why are my father and I

here?

I'm the one who wants

to know.

I don't understand.

It's not me.

It's you.

I thought you had a man,

so I followed you.

Then you and your father were

hugging in the car.

Only your husband would do such

a thing.

Are you a detective?

No, I'm not.

Yurina, what's going

on?