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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:38,330 --> 00:00:41,070 It won't be long now. 2 00:00:41,070 --> 00:00:43,170 She had a tremendous innings. 3 00:00:43,170 --> 00:00:45,070 At least she's comfortable. 4 00:00:45,070 --> 00:00:47,340 Yeah. There are worse ways to go. 5 00:00:47,340 --> 00:00:48,910 Well, this is it. 6 00:00:47,340 --> 00:00:48,910 You're telling me. 7 00:00:48,910 --> 00:00:50,380 You can say that again. 8 00:00:50,380 --> 00:00:51,550 - Right. 9 00:00:51,550 --> 00:00:53,250 Shh! I think it's happening! 10 00:00:53,250 --> 00:00:56,550 - Ohh! 11 00:00:53,250 --> 00:00:56,550 - Stand by. 12 00:00:56,550 --> 00:00:57,580 Shh. 13 00:01:04,790 --> 00:01:06,360 I think she's going. 14 00:01:06,360 --> 00:01:08,100 Oh, I do hope she stays. 15 00:01:08,100 --> 00:01:11,070 Tenner says she stays. 16 00:01:11,070 --> 00:01:11,730 Deal. 17 00:01:11,730 --> 00:01:14,040 I can't see anything. 18 00:01:11,730 --> 00:01:14,040 Can you lift me up a bit? 19 00:01:14,040 --> 00:01:14,740 Err! 20 00:01:16,040 --> 00:01:18,040 Oh, not this again. 21 00:01:18,040 --> 00:01:19,210 Who are you? 22 00:01:19,210 --> 00:01:22,240 I am the ghost 23 00:01:19,210 --> 00:01:22,240 of your great grandmother. 24 00:01:22,240 --> 00:01:25,280 We are those poor spirits who dwell on, 25 00:01:25,280 --> 00:01:28,350 compelled for reasons unknown. 26 00:01:28,350 --> 00:01:29,790 Eh, she's gone. 27 00:01:29,790 --> 00:01:31,520 - Ehh. 28 00:01:29,790 --> 00:01:31,520 - Bloody cow. 29 00:01:31,520 --> 00:01:32,990 - Good on her actually. 30 00:01:31,520 --> 00:01:32,990 - What's going on? 31 00:01:32,990 --> 00:01:34,460 All I can see is shoes. 32 00:01:34,460 --> 00:01:36,360 - You owe me 10. 33 00:01:34,460 --> 00:01:36,360 - Oh. No, no. Heh. 34 00:01:36,360 --> 00:01:37,490 If you listened to what I actually said-- 35 00:01:37,490 --> 00:01:40,630 - Oh, don't you start. 36 00:01:37,490 --> 00:01:40,630 - Guys, if you please! 37 00:01:40,630 --> 00:01:43,730 Perhaps one of us should say a few words. 38 00:01:43,730 --> 00:01:47,840 Yes. I'll do it. Ahem. 39 00:01:47,840 --> 00:01:49,400 Bagsy her room. 40 00:01:49,400 --> 00:01:51,440 - She's only just died. 41 00:01:49,400 --> 00:01:51,440 - Oh, come on. 42 00:01:51,440 --> 00:01:52,740 - Honestly. 43 00:01:51,440 --> 00:01:52,740 - Ohh! 44 00:01:52,740 --> 00:01:55,310 I'll wait till they've 45 00:01:52,740 --> 00:01:55,310 taken her away of course. 46 00:01:55,310 --> 00:01:58,350 She was the last Button of Button House. 47 00:01:58,350 --> 00:02:01,980 The final Button died today, 48 00:02:01,980 --> 00:02:04,620 though where she goes, we cannot say. 49 00:02:04,620 --> 00:02:06,560 Oh, he's off again. 50 00:02:06,560 --> 00:02:08,620 It seems but only yesterday-- 51 00:02:08,620 --> 00:02:11,760 Hey. Come on. 52 00:02:08,620 --> 00:02:11,760 Don't go without me, stupid body. 53 00:02:11,760 --> 00:02:16,430 Her life was 'twas like a play, 54 00:02:16,430 --> 00:02:19,870 but with no children of her own, 55 00:02:19,870 --> 00:02:24,030 who then will come to call this home? 56 00:02:26,380 --> 00:02:27,980 Well, it's bigger 57 00:02:26,380 --> 00:02:27,980 than the place we're renting. 58 00:02:27,980 --> 00:02:30,250 It's slightly over budget, but, uh-- 59 00:02:30,250 --> 00:02:31,450 Does it have a garden? 60 00:02:31,450 --> 00:02:35,150 No, but the downstairs flat's 61 00:02:31,450 --> 00:02:35,150 got one you can look at, so... 62 00:02:35,150 --> 00:02:36,120 - Yeah? 63 00:02:35,150 --> 00:02:36,120 - Oh. 64 00:02:36,120 --> 00:02:37,920 Oh, sorry. One second. 65 00:02:38,490 --> 00:02:40,460 Hello? Clasey Hughes Estates. 66 00:02:42,020 --> 00:02:45,530 - Nice view of the street. 67 00:02:42,020 --> 00:02:45,530 - Yeah. 68 00:02:45,530 --> 00:02:48,960 "Buddy's Fish 'n' Pizza." 69 00:02:48,960 --> 00:02:51,230 Well, we do like both those things. 70 00:02:51,230 --> 00:02:52,220 Hmm. 71 00:02:54,370 --> 00:02:55,670 - It's rubbish, isn't it? 72 00:02:54,370 --> 00:02:55,670 - Yep. 73 00:02:55,670 --> 00:02:58,840 - It's so bad. 74 00:02:55,670 --> 00:02:58,840 - It's awful, and I hate it. 75 00:02:58,840 --> 00:03:01,010 - Sorry. 76 00:02:58,840 --> 00:03:01,010 - Nah. Fair enough. 77 00:03:01,010 --> 00:03:02,580 I wouldn't want to live here either. 78 00:03:05,780 --> 00:03:08,880 - Hello? 79 00:03:05,780 --> 00:03:08,880 Oh, hello. Is that Alison Cooper? 80 00:03:08,880 --> 00:03:10,890 - Speaking. 81 00:03:08,880 --> 00:03:10,890 - I'm calling about a house. 82 00:03:10,890 --> 00:03:13,220 We're only looking at flats. 83 00:03:10,890 --> 00:03:13,220 We can't afford to buy a house. 84 00:03:13,220 --> 00:03:15,090 No. This one's not for sale. 85 00:03:15,090 --> 00:03:16,890 Well, then why are you calling? 86 00:03:16,890 --> 00:03:19,160 God, I hate estate agents. 87 00:03:19,160 --> 00:03:21,230 Apart from the good ones like you. 88 00:03:22,930 --> 00:03:24,670 Yep. 89 00:03:24,670 --> 00:03:27,670 Sorry. I think we've 90 00:03:24,670 --> 00:03:27,670 gotoff on the wrong foot. 91 00:03:27,670 --> 00:03:30,610 I'm a solicitor 92 00:03:27,670 --> 00:03:30,610 at Worthing, Cole, and Simons, 93 00:03:30,610 --> 00:03:34,040 and I'm calling to inform you 94 00:03:30,610 --> 00:03:34,040 that you have, in fact 95 00:03:34,040 --> 00:03:37,150 inherited a house. 96 00:03:37,150 --> 00:03:39,170 Hello? Hello? 97 00:03:59,330 --> 00:04:02,640 That's you in the corner there. 98 00:04:02,640 --> 00:04:06,840 So she was, like, my step great auntie. 99 00:04:06,840 --> 00:04:08,840 There's no real term for what you are, 100 00:04:08,840 --> 00:04:12,340 but she sadly had no direct relatives, 101 00:04:08,840 --> 00:04:12,340 and so you're the only one. 102 00:04:13,850 --> 00:04:15,650 I feel like I'm in the headmaster's office. 103 00:04:16,690 --> 00:04:19,090 I--I put a pussy willow 104 00:04:16,690 --> 00:04:19,090 in Daniel Bellingham's ear, 105 00:04:19,090 --> 00:04:21,090 and he tried to get it out 106 00:04:19,090 --> 00:04:21,090 and just pushed it further in. 107 00:04:21,090 --> 00:04:22,620 Had to go to the doctor's. 108 00:04:22,620 --> 00:04:25,290 It wasn't A&E or anything. 109 00:04:22,620 --> 00:04:25,290 It was just... he's fine now. 110 00:04:25,290 --> 00:04:26,920 He's a pastry chef. 111 00:04:28,930 --> 00:04:30,030 These look nice. Heh. 112 00:04:30,030 --> 00:04:31,970 That's potpourri. 113 00:04:35,270 --> 00:04:37,910 - Was she old? 114 00:04:35,270 --> 00:04:37,910 - She was 99. 115 00:04:37,910 --> 00:04:39,840 - Ohh! 116 00:04:37,910 --> 00:04:39,840 - Ohh! So close. 117 00:04:39,840 --> 00:04:45,180 And there she is, Lady Heather Button. 118 00:04:39,840 --> 00:04:45,180 The Buttons go back a long way. 119 00:04:45,180 --> 00:04:48,620 Lady? Does that mean I'm a lady? 120 00:04:48,620 --> 00:04:54,520 OK. I know I'm a lady, but, like, a lady lady 121 00:04:48,620 --> 00:04:54,520 like Lady Gaga, no, no. 122 00:04:54,520 --> 00:04:56,020 It's not this house, is it? 123 00:04:56,020 --> 00:04:59,030 Uh, as a matter of fact, it is. 124 00:04:59,030 --> 00:05:00,260 Button House. 125 00:05:00,260 --> 00:05:01,660 - No. 126 00:05:00,260 --> 00:05:01,660 - Huh? 127 00:05:01,660 --> 00:05:04,270 Now obviously, 128 00:05:01,660 --> 00:05:04,270 it can take several years 129 00:05:04,270 --> 00:05:06,400 to find a buyer and close the sale. 130 00:05:06,400 --> 00:05:11,570 Perhaps you want to try 131 00:05:06,400 --> 00:05:11,570 luxury hotel chains, that sort of thing. 132 00:05:11,570 --> 00:05:14,880 I mean, uh, she lived on her own. 133 00:05:17,450 --> 00:05:20,420 - What if we keep it? 134 00:05:17,450 --> 00:05:20,420 - Yes. That is a great idea. 135 00:05:20,420 --> 00:05:23,250 The house is in a state of some disrepair. 136 00:05:23,250 --> 00:05:25,420 We were looking 137 00:05:23,250 --> 00:05:25,420 for a bit of a project anyway, 138 00:05:25,420 --> 00:05:28,760 and I retiled the bit behind 139 00:05:25,420 --> 00:05:28,760 the sink in our last flat, so, um-- 140 00:05:28,760 --> 00:05:30,530 - The splash back. 141 00:05:28,760 --> 00:05:30,530 - What's that? 142 00:05:30,530 --> 00:05:34,600 I'm not sure this falls 143 00:05:30,530 --> 00:05:34,600 into the category of DIY. 144 00:05:34,600 --> 00:05:36,630 You should at least 145 00:05:34,600 --> 00:05:36,630 have a survey done before you-- 146 00:05:36,630 --> 00:05:39,400 I just feel like it'll be better 147 00:05:36,630 --> 00:05:39,400 to keep it in the family. 148 00:05:39,400 --> 00:05:42,670 I think actually that's 149 00:05:39,400 --> 00:05:42,670 what she would have wanted. 150 00:05:42,670 --> 00:05:43,340 Aunt Helen. 151 00:05:43,340 --> 00:05:44,270 - Heather. 152 00:05:44,270 --> 00:05:46,410 And if it can make money 153 00:05:44,270 --> 00:05:46,410 for some hotel chain, 154 00:05:46,410 --> 00:05:47,480 then why not make it work for us? 155 00:05:47,480 --> 00:05:49,140 - We--we could give up our jobs. 156 00:05:47,480 --> 00:05:49,140 - Yes. 157 00:05:49,140 --> 00:05:51,050 - We could do this full-time. 158 00:05:49,140 --> 00:05:51,050 - OK. Yes. 159 00:05:51,050 --> 00:05:53,580 Can we keep it if we want to? 160 00:05:53,580 --> 00:05:56,280 Well... it is your house. 161 00:05:57,120 --> 00:05:58,090 Sorry. 162 00:06:05,860 --> 00:06:08,030 Oh, look what the cat's dragged in. 163 00:06:08,030 --> 00:06:11,470 Down here. Yeah. 164 00:06:08,030 --> 00:06:11,470 You're warm. Getting warmer. 165 00:06:11,470 --> 00:06:12,670 Yeah. You're boiling. 166 00:06:12,670 --> 00:06:15,770 Yeah. No. Cold! Get--ohh. 167 00:06:15,770 --> 00:06:17,870 Down here! You deaf? 168 00:06:17,870 --> 00:06:20,410 I've got the ears, haven't I? 169 00:06:20,410 --> 00:06:24,510 Uh, little guy. 170 00:06:24,510 --> 00:06:28,750 - Pawn. 171 00:06:24,510 --> 00:06:28,750 - Prawn go dooka-dooka. 172 00:06:28,750 --> 00:06:30,750 - But that's-- 173 00:06:28,750 --> 00:06:30,750 - Checkmate. 174 00:06:30,750 --> 00:06:33,190 Fine. Best of 20. 175 00:06:33,190 --> 00:06:35,160 - Oh, come on. 176 00:06:33,190 --> 00:06:35,160 - Oh, gnn, mmm. 177 00:06:35,160 --> 00:06:40,730 Ideally, you want it about 5... 178 00:06:35,160 --> 00:06:40,730 5 potatoes high. 179 00:06:40,730 --> 00:06:44,330 This one's gonna have mud on it, 180 00:06:40,730 --> 00:06:44,330 but you don't have to have mud on it. 181 00:06:44,330 --> 00:06:45,600 This is the tip. 182 00:06:46,330 --> 00:06:50,110 We insert the tip into the split end. 183 00:06:50,110 --> 00:06:51,660 - Split end. 184 00:06:50,110 --> 00:06:51,660 - Aha. 185 00:06:53,170 --> 00:06:59,410 Then repeat the process until you be done. 186 00:06:59,410 --> 00:07:03,180 Right. Lovely talk of the day 187 00:06:59,410 --> 00:07:03,180 from Mary today. 188 00:07:03,180 --> 00:07:05,190 I think I can safely say if we had any wicker 189 00:07:05,190 --> 00:07:07,020 or indeed we could touch anything, 190 00:07:07,020 --> 00:07:09,220 we could all make 191 00:07:07,020 --> 00:07:09,220 a pretty rad-looking basket. 192 00:07:09,220 --> 00:07:11,490 Maybe next week, please, 193 00:07:09,220 --> 00:07:11,490 we'd all be very interested 194 00:07:11,490 --> 00:07:14,090 to hear about the trial, the witch trial. No? 195 00:07:16,730 --> 00:07:18,370 Too soon. When you're ready. 196 00:07:18,370 --> 00:07:20,970 Ahem. So tomorrow is food club! 197 00:07:20,970 --> 00:07:23,410 - Oh, no. 198 00:07:20,970 --> 00:07:23,410 - When Kitty will be telling us all about 199 00:07:23,410 --> 00:07:26,710 - the first time she ate an egg. 200 00:07:23,410 --> 00:07:26,710 - I actually didn't like it. 201 00:07:26,710 --> 00:07:29,180 All right, Kitty. 202 00:07:26,710 --> 00:07:29,180 We'll save it for tomorrow, please. 203 00:07:29,180 --> 00:07:31,110 Give us something look forward to. 204 00:07:31,110 --> 00:07:35,750 And then on Wednesday, 205 00:07:31,110 --> 00:07:35,750 Julian has volunteered to make a speech. 206 00:07:35,750 --> 00:07:40,790 Yes, my by-election victory speech, '91. 207 00:07:35,750 --> 00:07:40,790 Very inspiring, very long, 208 00:07:40,790 --> 00:07:43,060 and a few smutty jokes to keep it light. 209 00:07:43,060 --> 00:07:46,060 - Oh, God. Spare me. 210 00:07:43,060 --> 00:07:46,060 - Right, that's it. 211 00:07:46,060 --> 00:07:50,130 Pat, sit down. Right, AOB? 212 00:07:46,060 --> 00:07:50,130 Any other business? 213 00:07:50,130 --> 00:07:52,000 Well, 214 00:07:50,130 --> 00:07:52,000 I have got something actually. 215 00:07:52,000 --> 00:07:54,100 Now ever since I moved rooms, 216 00:07:54,100 --> 00:07:58,440 I've been woken every night by you, Fanny, 217 00:07:54,100 --> 00:07:58,440 screaming like a mad person. 218 00:07:58,440 --> 00:08:00,540 Well, I don't think I do! 219 00:08:05,650 --> 00:08:07,280 I always thought that was an owl. 220 00:08:07,280 --> 00:08:09,880 An owl? 221 00:08:07,280 --> 00:08:09,880 Do you know what an owl sounds like? 222 00:08:09,880 --> 00:08:11,450 Well, no, I don't think so. 223 00:08:11,450 --> 00:08:12,850 It has got to stop! 224 00:08:12,850 --> 00:08:16,260 Look. This is my house, 225 00:08:12,850 --> 00:08:16,260 and I shall do what I like. 226 00:08:16,260 --> 00:08:17,930 It was mine first. 227 00:08:17,930 --> 00:08:19,560 No, that's the land, not the house. 228 00:08:20,660 --> 00:08:22,530 Well, I wish you would all hush. 229 00:08:22,530 --> 00:08:25,730 I cannot do my work 230 00:08:22,530 --> 00:08:25,730 with all this agitation. 231 00:08:25,730 --> 00:08:28,540 Work? You haven't done 232 00:08:25,730 --> 00:08:28,540 a day's work in your life or death. 233 00:08:29,240 --> 00:08:31,040 - He's an artist. 234 00:08:29,240 --> 00:08:31,040 - Pfft! 235 00:08:31,040 --> 00:08:32,010 He's ahead of his time. 236 00:08:32,010 --> 00:08:34,440 Oh, he can't still be ahead of his time, Kitty. 237 00:08:34,440 --> 00:08:36,310 Guys, please! 238 00:08:36,310 --> 00:08:39,150 Why don't you just go back 239 00:08:36,310 --> 00:08:39,150 to your old room in the east wing? 240 00:08:39,150 --> 00:08:40,880 I don't see why I should. 241 00:08:40,880 --> 00:08:42,850 I wanted the garden view. 242 00:08:40,880 --> 00:08:42,850 Now as ranking officer-- 243 00:08:42,850 --> 00:08:45,420 Well, The garden view comes 244 00:08:42,850 --> 00:08:45,420 with the screaming woman. 245 00:08:45,420 --> 00:08:48,090 You get used to it after 100 years. 246 00:08:49,860 --> 00:08:51,230 Let's be serious here. 247 00:08:51,230 --> 00:08:52,350 Don't you get involved. 248 00:08:53,600 --> 00:08:56,930 Argh! 249 00:08:56,930 --> 00:08:59,800 Simple. You swap room, eh? 250 00:08:59,800 --> 00:09:03,670 You go up top, you come ground floor, 251 00:09:03,670 --> 00:09:05,670 and no jumpy. 252 00:09:05,670 --> 00:09:07,180 Right. 253 00:09:07,180 --> 00:09:08,680 Well, that would suit me, I think. 254 00:09:08,680 --> 00:09:09,610 Yeah, that could work. 255 00:09:09,610 --> 00:09:11,480 Not just a pretty face. 256 00:09:11,480 --> 00:09:12,610 Well, quite. 257 00:09:19,050 --> 00:09:21,890 Hmm. Yeah. Heh. 258 00:09:26,060 --> 00:09:28,660 Hup. Ahh. 259 00:09:28,660 --> 00:09:30,360 Ahh. Splendid. 260 00:09:48,080 --> 00:09:49,180 Fanny? 261 00:09:55,120 --> 00:09:56,820 I say, Fanny. 262 00:09:59,590 --> 00:10:01,060 George? 263 00:10:01,060 --> 00:10:03,060 Aah! 264 00:10:03,060 --> 00:10:04,530 Oh, for heaven's sake. 265 00:10:06,100 --> 00:10:08,400 Throw yourself out 266 00:10:06,100 --> 00:10:08,400 of your own damned window. 267 00:10:13,240 --> 00:10:15,080 I'm bringing sexy back 268 00:10:15,080 --> 00:10:16,640 - Yeah 269 00:10:15,080 --> 00:10:16,640 - Mmm 270 00:10:21,050 --> 00:10:24,450 Oh, oh, oh, oh, oww 271 00:10:27,760 --> 00:10:30,360 Being so over 272 00:10:30,360 --> 00:10:31,890 - Protective 273 00:10:31,890 --> 00:10:33,330 I always get the timing wrong on that. 274 00:10:33,330 --> 00:10:36,630 - Hang on, hang on, hang on. 275 00:10:33,330 --> 00:10:36,630 - Whoa, whoa, whoa 276 00:10:36,630 --> 00:10:39,070 I think this is it. 277 00:10:41,040 --> 00:10:43,440 Oh, my God. 278 00:10:43,440 --> 00:10:46,270 - My heart. 279 00:10:43,440 --> 00:10:46,270 - Yeah. 280 00:10:46,270 --> 00:10:48,310 It's so strange. I... 281 00:10:48,310 --> 00:10:51,850 I feel like I know the place already. 282 00:10:51,850 --> 00:10:55,720 This track, every tree. 283 00:10:55,720 --> 00:10:59,220 It's like I've been here my whole life, 284 00:10:59,220 --> 00:11:02,990 like it's... home. 285 00:11:02,990 --> 00:11:04,650 - This is the wrong one. 286 00:11:02,990 --> 00:11:04,650 - Yeah. 287 00:11:08,430 --> 00:11:09,760 This really is beyond the pale. 288 00:11:09,760 --> 00:11:11,200 Oh, has it happened again? 289 00:11:11,200 --> 00:11:13,540 You entered my room, you said, "George," 290 00:11:13,540 --> 00:11:15,000 and then threw yourself out of the window. 291 00:11:15,000 --> 00:11:17,940 Well, look, I don't even realize I'm doing it. 292 00:11:17,940 --> 00:11:20,280 Perhaps there's some deeply buried reason 293 00:11:20,280 --> 00:11:22,280 why you feel like you have to reenact-- 294 00:11:22,280 --> 00:11:24,880 Maybe try jumping 295 00:11:22,280 --> 00:11:24,880 out of the window before bed, 296 00:11:24,880 --> 00:11:25,880 get it out of the way. 297 00:11:25,880 --> 00:11:27,550 No, it's not so much the jumping. 298 00:11:27,550 --> 00:11:29,520 It's the screaming that's annoying. 299 00:11:29,520 --> 00:11:33,290 Yes, that's a compromise. 300 00:11:29,520 --> 00:11:33,290 Keep the jumping but do it silently. 301 00:11:33,290 --> 00:11:35,790 Staying hush whilst falling from a height? 302 00:11:35,790 --> 00:11:36,820 Tush and flops. 303 00:11:36,820 --> 00:11:40,130 Look. Perhaps I scream because... 304 00:11:40,130 --> 00:11:42,260 and I've never told anyone this, but-- 305 00:11:42,260 --> 00:11:43,900 It's quite all right. We shan't pry. 306 00:11:43,900 --> 00:11:45,630 It's just that the night that I actually-- 307 00:11:45,630 --> 00:11:47,540 No, look, no screaming. 308 00:11:47,540 --> 00:11:50,070 That's all I ask. Is that reasonable? Good. 309 00:11:50,070 --> 00:11:57,110 Oh! Argh! Eeh! Box. 310 00:11:50,070 --> 00:11:57,110 Move got wheel. Rrrnn rrrnn. 311 00:11:57,110 --> 00:11:58,440 - It's a motor car. 312 00:11:57,110 --> 00:11:58,440 - Car! 313 00:11:59,480 --> 00:12:02,480 Wow. It's like a blooming spaceship. 314 00:12:02,480 --> 00:12:04,250 Poor creatures must be lost. 315 00:12:05,050 --> 00:12:07,160 We're the kids in America 316 00:12:07,160 --> 00:12:08,060 Whoa, oh 317 00:12:08,060 --> 00:12:09,960 - We're in the kids in America 318 00:12:08,060 --> 00:12:09,960 - It's Kim Wilde. 319 00:12:11,190 --> 00:12:16,760 Let me pluck out my eyes, 320 00:12:11,190 --> 00:12:16,760 for never will I see such beauty again. 321 00:12:16,760 --> 00:12:19,100 Yes, he'd make a very fine soldier. 322 00:12:21,100 --> 00:12:22,230 Ahem. 323 00:12:29,480 --> 00:12:33,510 - Wow. Ha ha ha! 324 00:12:29,480 --> 00:12:33,510 - Shall we, Lady Alison? 325 00:12:38,190 --> 00:12:39,520 Ohh! 326 00:12:42,190 --> 00:12:45,890 Oh! Oh, Mike. 327 00:12:47,830 --> 00:12:52,500 This is 100% the most 328 00:12:47,830 --> 00:12:52,500 incredible moment of my life, 329 00:12:52,500 --> 00:12:54,340 apart from our wedding. 330 00:12:54,340 --> 00:12:56,200 And it's all ours. 331 00:12:56,200 --> 00:12:58,170 What did that girl just say? 332 00:12:58,170 --> 00:12:59,970 She must be related to you 333 00:12:59,970 --> 00:13:04,210 like a niece, a great, great, great-- 334 00:13:04,210 --> 00:13:06,580 No, no, no, no. She's no niece of mine. 335 00:13:06,580 --> 00:13:08,880 Look at her. 336 00:13:06,580 --> 00:13:08,880 She's exposing her knees, 337 00:13:08,880 --> 00:13:10,520 and she's got a tattoo. 338 00:13:10,520 --> 00:13:12,150 So this is the library. 339 00:13:12,150 --> 00:13:13,660 Does that mean we have 340 00:13:12,150 --> 00:13:13,660 to start reading books? 341 00:13:13,660 --> 00:13:15,060 Philistine. 342 00:13:15,060 --> 00:13:17,130 It'll be nice to have 343 00:13:15,060 --> 00:13:17,130 some new faces around. 344 00:13:17,130 --> 00:13:18,590 There's enough faces already. 345 00:13:18,590 --> 00:13:20,530 We have to fix up all the plasterwork. 346 00:13:20,530 --> 00:13:24,800 - But need fix architrave. 347 00:13:20,530 --> 00:13:24,800 - Oh, yeah. 348 00:13:24,800 --> 00:13:26,870 - We could do every room in a different style. 349 00:13:24,800 --> 00:13:26,870 - Great idea. 350 00:13:26,870 --> 00:13:28,170 Over my dead body! 351 00:13:28,170 --> 00:13:29,570 - Wait. 352 00:13:28,170 --> 00:13:29,570 - I know. 353 00:13:30,610 --> 00:13:31,740 Ye olde worlde. 354 00:13:33,310 --> 00:13:34,680 1950s. 355 00:13:36,880 --> 00:13:38,310 Club Tropicana. 356 00:13:38,310 --> 00:13:39,510 That's fun. 357 00:13:40,080 --> 00:13:42,050 - Wow. 358 00:13:40,080 --> 00:13:42,050 - Unbelievable. 359 00:13:42,050 --> 00:13:45,320 Well, they seem really nice. 360 00:13:42,050 --> 00:13:45,320 Let's give them a chance. 361 00:13:45,320 --> 00:13:46,890 Look at that. 362 00:13:46,890 --> 00:13:48,790 - What is that? 363 00:13:46,890 --> 00:13:48,790 - Is that a lake? 364 00:13:48,790 --> 00:13:50,690 I hate it when that happens. 365 00:13:50,690 --> 00:13:51,590 It's a lake. 366 00:13:51,590 --> 00:13:52,890 Well, there's only two of them. 367 00:13:52,890 --> 00:13:54,660 Still plenty of room for us. 368 00:13:54,660 --> 00:13:56,800 This is going to make one incredible hotel. 369 00:14:00,200 --> 00:14:02,070 What is hotel? 370 00:14:02,070 --> 00:14:04,670 Well, Robin, a hotel is... 371 00:14:04,670 --> 00:14:06,310 - Kill them. 372 00:14:04,670 --> 00:14:06,310 - I quite agree 373 00:14:06,310 --> 00:14:09,540 if we all approve the use 374 00:14:06,310 --> 00:14:09,540 of force to enable them to, 375 00:14:09,540 --> 00:14:11,180 you know, not live anymore. 376 00:14:11,180 --> 00:14:13,650 Out of the question. 377 00:14:11,180 --> 00:14:13,650 That's completely immoral. 378 00:14:13,650 --> 00:14:15,020 And it's wrong. 379 00:14:13,650 --> 00:14:15,020 - And if we do kill them, 380 00:14:15,020 --> 00:14:16,480 we could be stuck with them forever. 381 00:14:16,480 --> 00:14:17,950 Would that so bad? 382 00:14:17,950 --> 00:14:20,090 She's married, Thomas. Look at them. 383 00:14:20,090 --> 00:14:22,860 Why must I always be spurned? 384 00:14:22,860 --> 00:14:24,590 Couldn't we all just 385 00:14:22,860 --> 00:14:24,590 live in the gatehouse? 386 00:14:24,590 --> 00:14:26,860 - I'd rather kill them. 387 00:14:24,590 --> 00:14:26,860 - Kill them. 388 00:14:26,860 --> 00:14:29,060 - Hear, hear. 389 00:14:26,860 --> 00:14:29,060 - But that's a crime. 390 00:14:29,060 --> 00:14:30,230 We'll hang. 391 00:14:32,630 --> 00:14:34,400 Damn it, Fanny! 392 00:14:34,400 --> 00:14:37,570 We could always try... 393 00:14:37,570 --> 00:14:40,070 haunting. 394 00:14:40,070 --> 00:14:41,280 We're ghosts. 395 00:14:47,950 --> 00:14:49,820 Your tea, m'lady. 396 00:14:49,820 --> 00:14:51,220 Thank you, Jeeves. 397 00:14:53,220 --> 00:14:55,120 - Taste all right? 398 00:14:53,220 --> 00:14:55,120 - Why? 399 00:14:55,120 --> 00:14:56,420 I couldn't get any water in the kitchen, 400 00:14:56,420 --> 00:14:58,290 and I couldn't find the other kitchen, 401 00:14:58,290 --> 00:14:59,660 so I ended up using the garden tap, 402 00:14:59,660 --> 00:15:03,100 and then there's no electric in the kitchen, 403 00:14:59,660 --> 00:15:03,100 so I found a plug that worked in the library. 404 00:15:03,100 --> 00:15:05,630 I don't know if the water's drinkable, 405 00:15:03,100 --> 00:15:05,630 but I boiled it twice. 406 00:15:07,000 --> 00:15:08,870 I love the sound of the country. 407 00:15:08,870 --> 00:15:11,210 It's in the room. 408 00:15:11,210 --> 00:15:14,280 Oh, yeah. 409 00:15:11,210 --> 00:15:14,280 It must be nesting somewhere. 410 00:15:14,280 --> 00:15:18,080 Right. What's first? The pipes? Electrics? 411 00:15:18,080 --> 00:15:19,750 Probably get the bird out the room. 412 00:15:19,750 --> 00:15:23,080 Yeah. Come on then. 413 00:15:19,750 --> 00:15:23,080 Pigeon, pigeon, pigeon. 414 00:15:23,080 --> 00:15:24,310 Gah! Agh! 415 00:15:24,650 --> 00:15:28,160 Now, then. Let's have a look at some 416 00:15:24,650 --> 00:15:28,160 of the skills at our disposal, shall we? 417 00:15:28,160 --> 00:15:30,930 Now, we all know that Robin 418 00:15:28,160 --> 00:15:30,930 can do that thing with the lights. 419 00:15:30,930 --> 00:15:33,630 - Will you please, Robin? 420 00:15:30,930 --> 00:15:33,630 - Oh, yeah. 421 00:15:39,600 --> 00:15:40,470 - Very good. 422 00:15:39,600 --> 00:15:40,470 - Excellent. 423 00:15:40,470 --> 00:15:41,240 Yes, Mary. 424 00:15:41,240 --> 00:15:44,610 When I pass through the livings, 425 00:15:41,240 --> 00:15:44,610 they smells burnings. 426 00:15:44,610 --> 00:15:46,540 Excellent. None of those are plural, but-- 427 00:15:46,540 --> 00:15:49,240 'Tis a most noxious stinks, though. 428 00:15:49,240 --> 00:15:51,450 When I was alive... 429 00:15:51,450 --> 00:15:52,480 Oh, here he goes. 430 00:15:52,480 --> 00:15:55,720 It was rumored a little plague girl 431 00:15:55,720 --> 00:15:58,620 could oft be heard singing in the pantry. 432 00:16:00,050 --> 00:16:03,460 Ring a ring o' roses 433 00:16:03,460 --> 00:16:07,500 A pocketful of posies 434 00:16:07,500 --> 00:16:10,570 A-tishoo A-tishoo 435 00:16:10,570 --> 00:16:12,560 We all fall down 436 00:16:14,770 --> 00:16:17,070 People find it scary apparently. 437 00:16:17,070 --> 00:16:18,540 Ha ha ha! 438 00:16:18,540 --> 00:16:20,980 Can't think why. Gah. 439 00:16:20,980 --> 00:16:24,710 Ahem. Finally, we're all aware 440 00:16:20,980 --> 00:16:24,710 of Julian's extraordinary powers. 441 00:16:24,710 --> 00:16:26,280 Oh, please. No, no. 442 00:16:28,880 --> 00:16:30,280 All right, all right, all right, all right. 443 00:16:30,280 --> 00:16:32,790 All right. Just I need a little bit... 444 00:16:30,280 --> 00:16:32,790 here we go. OK. Ahem. 445 00:16:32,790 --> 00:16:34,810 Watch this. Shh, shh, shh. OK. 446 00:16:36,860 --> 00:16:38,490 Ohh. Hold on. 447 00:16:40,030 --> 00:16:41,120 Shree! 448 00:16:42,800 --> 00:16:44,130 Heh heh heh. 449 00:16:44,130 --> 00:16:46,730 Aah! Argh! Here we go. 450 00:16:46,730 --> 00:16:47,760 Unh. 451 00:16:55,540 --> 00:16:59,210 - Extraordinary! 452 00:16:55,540 --> 00:16:59,210 - I've only tried it on cups, but, you know. 453 00:16:59,210 --> 00:17:00,210 Excellent. 454 00:17:00,210 --> 00:17:03,580 Well, with my leadership and your skills, ah, 455 00:17:03,580 --> 00:17:05,450 I believe we have everything we need 456 00:17:05,450 --> 00:17:06,750 to scare them out of their wits. 457 00:17:07,860 --> 00:17:09,290 Aah! 458 00:17:09,290 --> 00:17:12,260 The water's gone cold! It's so... it's so cold! 459 00:17:12,260 --> 00:17:13,190 Mike. 460 00:17:13,190 --> 00:17:14,420 Oh, God. 461 00:17:15,830 --> 00:17:17,970 - Thomas? 462 00:17:15,830 --> 00:17:17,970 - Ohh? I wasn't looking, 463 00:17:17,970 --> 00:17:20,100 and anyway, I couldn't see anything, so... 464 00:17:20,100 --> 00:17:21,970 Right, mate. Is she coming out? 465 00:17:23,570 --> 00:17:25,700 - Yes, I think she is. 466 00:17:23,570 --> 00:17:25,700 - She's coming out! 467 00:17:27,110 --> 00:17:29,580 Stand to, everybody. Prepare for action. 468 00:17:29,580 --> 00:17:30,680 Good luck, everyone, 469 00:17:30,680 --> 00:17:33,410 and remember, 470 00:17:30,680 --> 00:17:33,410 as long as you do your best... 471 00:17:37,650 --> 00:17:38,710 - Finished? 472 00:17:37,650 --> 00:17:38,710 - Yes. 473 00:17:39,920 --> 00:17:42,160 Hot water's stopped. 474 00:17:42,160 --> 00:17:43,220 Go for Robin. 475 00:17:48,830 --> 00:17:50,730 Ohh! Aah! 476 00:17:52,000 --> 00:17:52,900 Man down. 477 00:17:52,900 --> 00:17:55,200 Right, cue Jemima. 478 00:17:55,200 --> 00:17:56,840 Ring a ring o'... 479 00:17:58,340 --> 00:18:00,440 Yes! Got the speakers hooked up. 480 00:18:00,440 --> 00:18:02,010 Well, that's the main thing. 481 00:18:02,010 --> 00:18:03,910 Yes, please, Mary. 482 00:18:03,910 --> 00:18:04,810 Unh! 483 00:18:04,810 --> 00:18:06,010 I think your toast is burning. 484 00:18:06,010 --> 00:18:07,480 Damn it! 485 00:18:07,480 --> 00:18:09,880 All on you now, Julian. Go for it, man! 486 00:18:09,880 --> 00:18:11,890 Push it! Come on! Push it! 487 00:18:11,890 --> 00:18:12,990 Aagh! 488 00:18:14,960 --> 00:18:17,060 - Ooh! 489 00:18:14,960 --> 00:18:17,060 Push it! 490 00:18:18,590 --> 00:18:20,560 Aagh! 491 00:18:21,830 --> 00:18:23,260 Ohh! 492 00:18:24,330 --> 00:18:25,870 - Ahh. 493 00:18:24,330 --> 00:18:25,870 - Damn it! 494 00:18:27,070 --> 00:18:31,040 You know, it's much 495 00:18:27,070 --> 00:18:31,040 bigger than a cup, so--ahh. 496 00:18:31,040 --> 00:18:32,770 Haunting's hard, isn't it? 497 00:18:32,770 --> 00:18:36,070 So how did it go? Guys? 498 00:18:39,010 --> 00:18:41,780 Right. Well, I think the boiler is in... 499 00:18:44,620 --> 00:18:45,680 there? 500 00:18:53,960 --> 00:18:54,950 After you. 501 00:18:59,830 --> 00:19:01,060 Oh. 502 00:19:20,550 --> 00:19:22,720 Sing something, make this less scary. 503 00:19:24,190 --> 00:19:28,800 Don't be scared, 504 00:19:24,190 --> 00:19:28,800 don't be scared 505 00:19:28,800 --> 00:19:30,330 I'm not scared 506 00:19:30,330 --> 00:19:31,530 OK. You're making it worse. 507 00:19:32,870 --> 00:19:34,200 There's another switch here. 508 00:19:39,340 --> 00:19:41,210 I can fix this. 509 00:19:41,210 --> 00:19:43,580 What? Are you joking? 510 00:19:43,580 --> 00:19:45,710 - Who are they? 511 00:19:43,580 --> 00:19:45,710 - I don't know. 512 00:19:45,710 --> 00:19:47,110 I'll look it up on YouTube. 513 00:19:47,110 --> 00:19:49,320 Mike, not everything can be learned 514 00:19:47,110 --> 00:19:49,320 from a YouTube tutorial. 515 00:19:49,320 --> 00:19:51,820 You'd be surprised. 516 00:19:49,320 --> 00:19:51,820 I found a guide on how to tame an eagle. 517 00:19:51,820 --> 00:19:54,190 Yeah, but that's not... 518 00:19:51,820 --> 00:19:54,190 what, an actual eagle? 519 00:19:54,190 --> 00:19:56,320 - Mm-hmm. 520 00:19:54,190 --> 00:19:56,320 - Why would you need to know that? 521 00:19:56,320 --> 00:19:57,890 Don't know. Cool, though. 522 00:19:57,890 --> 00:19:59,290 So cool. 523 00:19:59,290 --> 00:20:01,860 - Um. 524 00:19:59,290 --> 00:20:01,860 - Oi. Don't fiddle with that. 525 00:20:01,860 --> 00:20:05,200 - Do you even know what that does? 526 00:20:01,860 --> 00:20:05,200 - Yeah, it's a thing for the thingy bob. 527 00:20:05,200 --> 00:20:07,470 It's the valve for the filling loop. 528 00:20:09,140 --> 00:20:10,710 - Hey! 529 00:20:09,140 --> 00:20:10,710 - Whoo! 530 00:20:10,710 --> 00:20:11,570 Fixed it. 531 00:20:11,570 --> 00:20:13,740 No, you haven't. It's just the pilot light. 532 00:20:13,740 --> 00:20:14,710 Do you think we need a new one? 533 00:20:14,710 --> 00:20:16,110 What, and get rid of old Betsy? 534 00:20:16,110 --> 00:20:17,080 No, no. 535 00:20:17,080 --> 00:20:19,950 Let's see what 536 00:20:17,080 --> 00:20:19,950 the surveyor says next week. Hm? 537 00:20:19,950 --> 00:20:23,120 - OK. 538 00:20:19,950 --> 00:20:23,120 - Eeh. 539 00:20:23,120 --> 00:20:23,850 Ready? 540 00:20:23,850 --> 00:20:25,250 WOMAN What for? 541 00:20:23,850 --> 00:20:25,250 I'm ready. 542 00:20:25,250 --> 00:20:26,750 Ready. 543 00:20:28,460 --> 00:20:29,360 I wasn't ready. 544 00:20:29,360 --> 00:20:31,630 Well, that was nice, anyway. 545 00:20:31,630 --> 00:20:33,560 Yeah, come back soo... 546 00:20:33,560 --> 00:20:35,390 oh, they can't hear me, can they? 547 00:20:41,370 --> 00:20:43,170 They're not warming up down here. 548 00:20:43,170 --> 00:20:44,310 How's yours? 549 00:20:44,310 --> 00:20:45,530 Give me a sec. 550 00:20:58,420 --> 00:20:59,750 There you are. 551 00:21:02,860 --> 00:21:04,690 Hello. 552 00:21:05,760 --> 00:21:08,500 We'll be overrun with people 553 00:21:08,500 --> 00:21:10,560 taunting us with their life. 554 00:21:12,670 --> 00:21:14,940 No, we'll just try again. 555 00:21:14,940 --> 00:21:17,200 If at first you don't succeed... 556 00:21:17,200 --> 00:21:19,270 Precisely. That's right. 557 00:21:19,270 --> 00:21:21,410 We must prepare another charge. 558 00:21:21,410 --> 00:21:23,240 Hit them when they're vulnerable. 559 00:21:23,240 --> 00:21:26,010 We may have lost the battle, 560 00:21:23,240 --> 00:21:26,010 but the war is far from over. 561 00:21:36,620 --> 00:21:37,530 Aah! 562 00:21:38,260 --> 00:21:39,060 Fanny's early. 563 00:21:39,060 --> 00:21:41,330 - Uh, I'm right here. 564 00:21:39,060 --> 00:21:41,330 - What? 565 00:21:41,330 --> 00:21:44,870 Egh, ugh. It's Kim Wilde! 566 00:21:44,870 --> 00:21:48,340 Alison! Alison! Alison. 567 00:21:51,040 --> 00:21:53,170 OK. I can see... look at me. Look at me. 568 00:21:53,170 --> 00:21:56,740 Alison, can you hear me? 569 00:21:53,170 --> 00:21:56,740 Alison, I'm here. 570 00:21:56,740 --> 00:21:58,880 Can you hear me? Yeah? Stay with me. 571 00:21:58,880 --> 00:22:01,250 Keep your eyes open. Alison, I'm here. 572 00:22:15,260 --> 00:22:17,160 Let me be absolutely clear. 573 00:22:17,160 --> 00:22:18,200 Did you push her? 574 00:22:18,200 --> 00:22:19,900 Well, Now, the thing you 575 00:22:18,200 --> 00:22:19,900 have to understand is this. 576 00:22:19,900 --> 00:22:22,100 I'm sorry, but it's rather 577 00:22:19,900 --> 00:22:22,100 a yes or no question, Julian. 578 00:22:22,100 --> 00:22:23,300 Pat, pat, pat... 579 00:22:23,300 --> 00:22:25,040 I took a decision to - to-- 580 00:22:25,040 --> 00:22:27,040 Pushy or no pushy? 581 00:22:27,040 --> 00:22:28,780 You know, Robin, let me ask you this. 582 00:22:28,780 --> 00:22:32,250 - You know, what was the context? 583 00:22:28,780 --> 00:22:32,250 - Answer the question, damn your eyes! 584 00:22:32,250 --> 00:22:34,780 Due respect, Thomas, 585 00:22:32,250 --> 00:22:34,780 I'm trying to answer the question 586 00:22:34,780 --> 00:22:36,650 - if you'll let me finish. 587 00:22:34,780 --> 00:22:36,650 - Now, look here. 588 00:22:36,650 --> 00:22:38,520 A sacrifice was made 589 00:22:36,650 --> 00:22:38,520 for the greater good. 590 00:22:38,520 --> 00:22:40,250 Now we wanted her 591 00:22:38,520 --> 00:22:40,250 out of the house, didn't we? 592 00:22:40,250 --> 00:22:42,890 Now this has either killed her 593 00:22:40,250 --> 00:22:42,890 or scared her off. 594 00:22:42,890 --> 00:22:46,530 You don't just do that to someone. 595 00:22:46,530 --> 00:22:50,200 What kind of coward would 596 00:22:46,530 --> 00:22:50,200 push a lady out of the window? 597 00:22:50,200 --> 00:22:55,040 - Now, steady on, Fanny. 598 00:22:50,200 --> 00:22:55,040 - No. No, I won't because I was pushed. 599 00:22:55,040 --> 00:23:00,040 You hear me? I was pushed, 600 00:22:55,040 --> 00:23:00,040 and I have never told a soul. 601 00:23:00,040 --> 00:23:02,640 It was my husband George. 602 00:23:02,640 --> 00:23:06,580 I caught him upon the groundskeeper... 603 00:23:06,580 --> 00:23:09,720 Good Lord. 604 00:23:06,580 --> 00:23:09,720 - ...with the butler on him. 605 00:23:09,720 --> 00:23:11,620 - Like a sandwich? 606 00:23:09,720 --> 00:23:11,620 - A manwich. 607 00:23:11,620 --> 00:23:13,750 It's actually known as a Moroccan tea party. 608 00:23:13,750 --> 00:23:15,060 Guys! 609 00:23:15,060 --> 00:23:18,090 Clearly, he didn't trust me 610 00:23:15,060 --> 00:23:18,090 with his sordid little secret, 611 00:23:18,090 --> 00:23:20,560 so he just did away with me, 612 00:23:20,560 --> 00:23:22,030 but he was wrong, wasn't he? 613 00:23:22,030 --> 00:23:25,000 He was very wrong. 614 00:23:22,030 --> 00:23:25,000 Because I have kept it, haven't I? 615 00:23:26,270 --> 00:23:29,400 Until now. Until now. 616 00:23:29,400 --> 00:23:32,140 I mean, I did know that. I watched all of that. 617 00:23:32,140 --> 00:23:33,570 - So did I. 618 00:23:32,140 --> 00:23:33,570 - Yeah, yeah. 619 00:23:33,570 --> 00:23:34,640 JULIAN I wish I had watched it. 620 00:23:34,640 --> 00:23:36,270 Well, Fanny... 621 00:23:38,110 --> 00:23:42,050 that must have been a terrible burden 622 00:23:38,110 --> 00:23:42,050 to bear for all those years. 623 00:23:42,050 --> 00:23:45,450 Perhaps now that you've shared it, 624 00:23:45,450 --> 00:23:47,860 you'll be free of your nightly terrors. 625 00:23:47,860 --> 00:23:50,790 Oh, do you suppose so? 626 00:23:50,790 --> 00:23:52,630 I'm sure of it. 627 00:23:52,630 --> 00:23:53,590 Ohh. 628 00:23:54,860 --> 00:23:56,700 Aah! 629 00:23:57,870 --> 00:24:00,530 Fanny! 630 00:24:00,530 --> 00:24:04,640 You see, Pat? What did I tell you? 631 00:24:00,530 --> 00:24:04,640 That's where talking gets you. Nowhere! 632 00:24:04,640 --> 00:24:06,770 It was silly of me to suggest it really. 633 00:24:06,770 --> 00:24:09,180 Lesson learnt. What shall we do? 634 00:24:09,180 --> 00:24:11,080 I don't know. 635 00:24:09,180 --> 00:24:11,080 I'm not going to spend eternity 636 00:24:11,080 --> 00:24:13,240 listening to that racket 637 00:24:11,080 --> 00:24:13,240 at the same time every night. 638 00:24:20,120 --> 00:24:22,160 - It's worth a try. 639 00:24:20,120 --> 00:24:22,160 - Ah. 640 00:24:33,030 --> 00:24:35,000 Aah! 641 00:24:36,100 --> 00:24:39,240 Ahh. Much better. Morning. 642 00:24:39,240 --> 00:24:40,740 Mornings. 643 00:24:39,240 --> 00:24:40,740 Good morning. 644 00:24:40,740 --> 00:24:42,080 Good day. 645 00:24:42,080 --> 00:24:43,240 Finally. 646 00:24:43,240 --> 00:24:44,800 Things can get back to normal around here. 647 00:25:00,890 --> 00:25:02,730 Shift over. 648 00:25:02,730 --> 00:25:05,630 Can't I lie down? I'm so tired. 649 00:25:05,630 --> 00:25:07,700 - Poor you. 650 00:25:05,630 --> 00:25:07,700 - It's all right for you. 651 00:25:07,700 --> 00:25:09,470 You've been asleep for two weeks. 652 00:25:09,470 --> 00:25:12,410 - Ohh. It's called a coma. 653 00:25:09,470 --> 00:25:12,410 - Induced coma. 654 00:25:12,410 --> 00:25:13,370 Oh. 655 00:25:15,010 --> 00:25:18,010 - You all right? 656 00:25:15,010 --> 00:25:18,010 - Yeah. 657 00:25:18,010 --> 00:25:19,310 I'm glad you didn't die. 658 00:25:20,950 --> 00:25:23,650 Well, technically, I did... for a bit. 659 00:25:26,050 --> 00:25:29,020 Did I dream that house? 660 00:25:29,020 --> 00:25:30,580 I feel like I dreamt it all. 661 00:25:32,830 --> 00:25:36,260 Oh. Have you had the survey back? 662 00:25:36,260 --> 00:25:38,830 No. No, not yet. 663 00:25:38,830 --> 00:25:39,800 Hmm. 664 00:25:43,970 --> 00:25:46,210 Now, have her face the right way. 665 00:25:46,210 --> 00:25:48,680 You want the end with the milk there, 666 00:25:48,680 --> 00:25:51,810 not the end for looking and chewing out of. 667 00:25:51,810 --> 00:25:55,180 You want to take this finger and this finger 668 00:25:55,180 --> 00:25:57,180 gently but quickly, 669 00:25:57,180 --> 00:25:59,650 and that releases a big squirt of the stuff. 670 00:25:59,650 --> 00:26:02,020 - Good Lord. 671 00:25:59,650 --> 00:26:02,020 - Chuck some of the muck out 672 00:26:02,020 --> 00:26:04,020 so you can check then 673 00:26:02,020 --> 00:26:04,020 if the milk be smooth and white, 674 00:26:04,020 --> 00:26:05,390 not beige and lumpy. 675 00:26:07,130 --> 00:26:09,300 Oh, my goodness. They're coming back! 676 00:26:09,300 --> 00:26:10,260 What? 677 00:26:11,430 --> 00:26:15,840 Right, so you know how I said 678 00:26:11,430 --> 00:26:15,840 the survey hadn't come back? 679 00:26:15,840 --> 00:26:18,640 Oh, God. And what did it say? 680 00:26:18,640 --> 00:26:20,670 JULIAN How does she seem? Is she OK? 681 00:26:20,670 --> 00:26:23,180 I don't know. 682 00:26:20,670 --> 00:26:23,180 They're not getting out of the carriage. 683 00:26:23,180 --> 00:26:25,310 Well, there's good news and bad news. 684 00:26:25,310 --> 00:26:28,250 OK, OK, OK. 685 00:26:25,310 --> 00:26:28,250 Well, uh, give me the good news-- 686 00:26:28,250 --> 00:26:30,550 The bad news is that 687 00:26:28,250 --> 00:26:30,550 the repairs are extensive, 688 00:26:30,550 --> 00:26:33,590 like, big structural stuff, plumbing, electrics. 689 00:26:33,590 --> 00:26:35,060 Can't even begin to renovate this place 690 00:26:35,060 --> 00:26:39,260 without a huge amount of cash 691 00:26:35,060 --> 00:26:39,260 to do those things. 692 00:26:39,260 --> 00:26:41,930 - OK. Yeah-- 693 00:26:39,260 --> 00:26:41,930 - So, the good news is I took out a loan! 694 00:26:41,930 --> 00:26:44,300 - What? 695 00:26:41,930 --> 00:26:44,300 - Yeah. I took out a loan. Some loans. 696 00:26:44,300 --> 00:26:45,770 Paid some deposits. 697 00:26:45,770 --> 00:26:47,230 W-w-why didn't you tell me? 698 00:26:47,230 --> 00:26:49,300 Because I didn't want you to worry. 699 00:26:49,300 --> 00:26:51,510 This is your dream, right? 700 00:26:51,510 --> 00:26:53,740 I'm going to do everything I can 701 00:26:51,510 --> 00:26:53,740 to make it come true. 702 00:26:55,680 --> 00:26:57,840 Oh, they're already here. Come on then. 703 00:27:01,650 --> 00:27:03,620 - Hey. 704 00:27:01,650 --> 00:27:03,620 - All right, mate. 705 00:27:03,620 --> 00:27:04,780 - How you doing? 706 00:27:03,620 --> 00:27:04,780 - Terry. 707 00:27:07,550 --> 00:27:08,520 Hmm. 708 00:27:09,260 --> 00:27:11,290 So we're going 709 00:27:09,260 --> 00:27:11,290 to inspect the site, make it safe. 710 00:27:11,290 --> 00:27:13,890 Everyone has to wear one of these for now. 711 00:27:13,890 --> 00:27:18,670 Insurance reasons mainly, 712 00:27:13,890 --> 00:27:18,670 but, well, you just should. 713 00:27:18,670 --> 00:27:20,220 Cool. 714 00:27:18,670 --> 00:27:20,220 - Cracking on then. 715 00:27:22,140 --> 00:27:23,770 Exciting, isn't it, huh? 716 00:27:23,770 --> 00:27:25,760 Why don't you go have a lie down, 717 00:27:23,770 --> 00:27:25,760 and I'll grab your bags, yeah? 718 00:27:32,310 --> 00:27:33,750 You should be wearing a hard hat. 719 00:27:38,690 --> 00:27:42,990 Button House reduced 720 00:27:38,690 --> 00:27:42,990 to a tawdry boarding house. 721 00:27:42,990 --> 00:27:44,690 What will become of us? 722 00:27:44,690 --> 00:27:48,400 Oh, she spoke to me, she spoke to me, 723 00:27:44,690 --> 00:27:48,400 she saw me, she spoke to me. 724 00:27:48,400 --> 00:27:50,330 What? 725 00:27:48,400 --> 00:27:50,330 What the devil are you talking about? 726 00:27:54,300 --> 00:27:56,140 Oh, there you are. 727 00:27:56,140 --> 00:27:57,430 I thought you were getting some rest. 728 00:27:59,110 --> 00:28:01,040 No turning back now. 729 00:28:01,040 --> 00:28:02,910 - What if we made a mistake? 730 00:28:01,040 --> 00:28:02,910 - What? 731 00:28:02,910 --> 00:28:05,450 What if this was a bad idea 732 00:28:02,910 --> 00:28:05,450 and we should have just sold it? 733 00:28:05,450 --> 00:28:07,280 Don't say that. This is a great idea. 734 00:28:07,280 --> 00:28:09,080 It's going to take a lot of work, 735 00:28:07,280 --> 00:28:09,080 but we can do it. 736 00:28:11,620 --> 00:28:14,760 - Mike? 737 00:28:11,620 --> 00:28:14,760 - You're terrified, and I get it. 738 00:28:14,760 --> 00:28:16,960 Mike. 739 00:28:16,960 --> 00:28:19,590 I get it. I'm scared, too. 740 00:28:19,590 --> 00:28:22,600 This house and what we're doing, 741 00:28:19,590 --> 00:28:22,600 it's a huge challenge, 742 00:28:22,600 --> 00:28:24,770 and who knows what we're going 743 00:28:22,600 --> 00:28:24,770 to have to deal with on the way, 744 00:28:24,770 --> 00:28:27,230 but in the end, we've got each other. 745 00:28:27,230 --> 00:28:28,970 It's just us in this big old house. 746 00:28:28,970 --> 00:28:31,640 There's nothing to be scared of, is there? 747 00:28:33,910 --> 00:28:35,170 Ohh! Aa-- 44119

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