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Reshetnikov

I'm coming, I'm coming

Mmm

It seems that I will again eat the

most delicious porridge in Leningrad

good morning mylaf

where is my Chinese

I have no idea

I hate it when you take my cup

your cup broke 7 years ago

no you broke your cup 7 years ago

so now Sasha will be late for school

where is this wonderful little boy

yeah, well, you're late, yeah

O

at least you beat the first

I beat 1st everything according to science

According to science, this is when the coffin lid is hit for the second time

ok let's go I'll come

Lelya

your son entered into an unequal battle with the forces of darkness

Good morning Barsik, how lovely

and where did you get this

hit by the ball aa

you and the 2nd you won't come

I won't promise

Well, can you go and figure it out for me?

I need to come in yes

I mean why

you are called to the director today at 11 you can

I don’t understand what the problem

is, well, they beat you and what

no problem, just come in

they will tell me to be calmer

nothing special

mom

mom please

sit on on sit sit

quietly quietly quietly

Well, mom, give you a second

and shut up in your eyes

ok she bunny always

dreamed about the point well

I won't go

I mean no wait

and I really can’t, I

have an important meeting

here’s a project and

I’m going to Vyborg

I told you a week ago

Let's

ahh

I don't understand how you always do this

this is my Japanese

hot pies

fresh milk

I won't survive the separation

let me be with you

it's time for me

let me at least look

at you, your heart feels

last time we see each other

Goodbye

let's go

it was it was

prepare the price of execution,

how glad I am to see you

Sasha, make us some coffee

you occupy the historical canvas

yes there is less

history, more in a row

so take it all to hell,

here a call needs to be made

1 small please

then wildly wildly

guys, workers, help me look

please platform please help

Thank you

It’s good here and everything

you say is beautiful, but no

I can’t write

crime and punishment

I don’t want why

why refuse right away

because Dostoevsky

well, maybe word for word

but if the word is a word,

why do you need me as an editor?

not a screenwriter

but again it will be

the mummers will walk monstrously on the screen and talk

no literary monologues

well, I definitely say the word right,

well, it must have been interesting

well, just to make it interesting for me

if I took it if I took it

I would close this beautiful book, put

it aside and completely forget about it

I would endure everything

modernity

I would write a completely new text

I would leave I don't know

the name and names of the characters

and not all of them need to be seen yet

the channel wants you to write

Roman Viktorovich I

don’t know but I want

if in the next world with Dostoev’s

meeting you calmly look into his eyes

drink I don't know make friends

well, I understand, sorry

no crime

and if there is something mutually interesting

I'm happy

yes listen

Pyotr Sergeevich is just a bomb

We have never had anything like this

before, if you take this story as a guide

we are of course ready to work

connecting uh huh connect okay

only you can help

me he will kill me

A friend gave me your number

you somehow helped him out

only you can help me

I'm busy until 12 o'clock

if it waits for one

and a half 2 hours no no

no please, I beg you

my husband will kill me, I promise

he’s already on his way, okay, tell me

What's happened

this freak posted a video on the Internet

my husband looked at it

he is coming from the airport

Yes, he won’t even talk to me, he’ll

just kill and be right, I understand

what's in the video

Yes, even someone who loves us very much can kill us for this

ok wait don't disconnect

Hello Ol, you haven't

left yet, but I'm leaving

God bless

come to Sasha instead

of me, I won’t have time

presetnikov, well, this is no

good at all, well, I work too

by the way yes no listen

here some ghoul knocked down a dog and ran away

I'm now taking her to the veterinarian Olya

the dog lies down and barely breathes

well what was I supposed to do?

of course I'll go

ok, be careful there,

you're allergic to lettuce

you remember, don’t worry,

I’ll thank you, my love, kiss you

now calm without

hysteria in order

I don’t know how to talk about this in order, wait

you you who you what you do

This is a must listen if your

video is actually on the Internet

why should you be ashamed

Marina Shulgina singer

Marina Shulgina

ok, tell me under what

circumstances the incident occurred

I had a tour of Voronezh

called a massage therapist before the concert

I wanted to somehow

relax, you know, my

back hurt 3 concerts a day

yeah so

he came and began to give a massage

I don’t know, maybe he pressed some points there

and I couldn’t control myself at all and

now this freak calls me and demands money

start blackmailing me

they say or the male will

fall into the net but I sent him

and he kept his word

look at least someone keeps their word these days

listen

I really need help help me

hello can you hear me

Hello

no no I'm listening to you,

I'm just watching the video

listen, don't watch them

I don’t know, maybe I can scare him somehow

but it's no use

that he will take back his words

by words I mean

there are a lot of views

here, you are now truly popular

Please

please, I beg you, I need it

I need an alibi

Well done Marina

bitch

Got it, don't worry,

we'll call you back

Dasha and Petr Sergeevich means get up,

the workshops are working very quickly

first of all I sent you

now the person's car number

he needs to be stopped

this will give us time

yes, I understand you,

we are already working

yes I'm listening

Yes, the zoos agreed on the seal

well, if it’s important then there will be a seal

so guys guys we are working vigorously from this Sergeevich

quietly, our situation is extremely unusual

Ignat and you can install a camera

on it in half an hour and in 40 minutes

excellent Lisa, available as an app

after 10 minutes in flour it’s great

because these are such new vocal exercises

Yes, I didn't expect better from you

hello good afternoon

Captain Borotynsky

exceed

How many

documents

let's go

listen, let's figure

it out on the spot

well, how's your mood?

well it seems like nothing

I'm worried

you must be absolutely calm

I'm next to you,

you're in control

I

listen you are a faithful wife

and your husband dared to think badly of you

yes

and you figured out how to save me

definitely a 100% alibi

it would never occur to anyone to assume

that you are to blame for anything

neither my husband nor anyone else

and all this time I will be next to you

so now listen

don't interrupt but remember

no improvisation, you must

speak exactly according to the text

your husband will be home in about 15 minutes

I'm ready

listen, I have 10 minutes left to

drive here, I can’t create any danger

because I have to get

there safe and steal 1 fool

which

bitch what a bitch you are Marina

I loved you, I

asked you in my arms

how many times have I told you

close your mouth close your mouth and

she opens it and opens her filthy mouth

Show me the girl

yes belt hold it for another 15 minutes

this is it

wait ashulgina

they don't look alike at all

I chose tiriha myself

made it so hard to tell the

difference ok let's work let's work

and so they began first with a confident look

and righteous anger

see

well done on the text

Denis you are a freak

how could you believe it

I uh

don’t overact any

theatrics, play authentically

realistically scripted

Denis, what a freak you are,

how could you believe this?

yep another slap

Marina, well, now it’s better not

to answer anything, go to another room

I'd rather hold something in my hands

it calms me down

maybe I can smoke

no no need glue

just a glass of water

Marina what's going on

Marina, can you explain

to me what is happening now?

This is not your video watched

by 1,000,000 men on the Internet

when ugh

god who did I marry

freak can you bitches

well add

bitch hey just don't overact

bitch male

male, you measure everyone by yourself

you can’t get out of your whores you can’t

get out, you have to say you can’t get out

and now he decided to

blame everything on me, nobly

very kind of you

don't give up and consolidate your success

Marina

yes you saw this video yourself

yes I had to and what should

I think it’s you you you

Why should you show me this

now, this is this rubbish

the world is dragging on, of course

and you will explain to me who

is here and what they are doing

it's not me

I mean it's not me

maybe just say

that they drugged me

it's not me

it's not me

and who who is here even your mole is half the size of your face

look slightly offended

that you're looking at me as if it's me here with cancer

I'm standing

open stand

I'll open it myself

and this is mine

double

Russia is a great mystery

don’t worry, she’ll explain

everything herself, invite her in

what are you standing for?

come in and let's meet

I'm sorry, I always replace Marina

Dmitrievna, but this time it happened

I couldn't resist, sorry

so she's there

Well, finally

Do you think it’s nice for me to drive around Voronezh

forgive me please

he's true

some points there clicked wait Katya

Marinushka

really look alike

I would call it that

myself, stop talking nonsense

we still need to give a press conference

I had to hire Ekaterina

to replace me on this tour

Yes, please forgive me for

casting a shadow on Marina

I'm very ashamed

I promise that this won't happen again

I see dear

I should have just warned you right away

wait a minute

and while she was on tour with you

at this time where were you

what can you say that

she went to negotiate

to make breasts

she went to negotiate to have her breasts done

Yes

I tried for you darling

not a second to myself

Why are you in prison for losses?

I and for what

you know

black PR is also PR

just don’t say that you

agreed on this right away

well no of course

eh

well done

Olga Anatolyevna, forgive me

I was late in the traffic jam,

I'm already running down the corridor

and this is mother

Sasha Reshetnikova yes

where to your

office yeah thank you

Oleg Vladimirovich

we expected to see dad

we were supposed to have such a manly

conversation, but he couldn’t at the last moment

maybe we can decide for ourselves

Oleg Vladimirovich

Oleg Vladimirovich

I wanted Pyotr Sergeevich to come,

it’s always a very serious matter

listen Stas is at least 2

times larger how is this possible

Oleg Vladimirovich wait

I don't understand what we're going to talk about now

how could this happen

or we'll figure it out somehow

Oleg Vladimirovich

Oleg Vladimirovich wanted to write a statement to the police

I barely persuaded him

to wait to figure it out

I'm sorry, amicably, what happened

and Sasha didn't tell you anything

No

Stas doesn't speak either

but that's not the point

I also don’t want to hurt

or hurt anyone, I came here

so that we can figure out

what to do and what to do

sorry you want money

Well, I don’t know how to deal with such situations

so stop dancing

a man is waiting for you in the aquarium

Well

we're great we're great

We'll save 1 more marriage, you're

brilliant, we're great, we're great

in the evening you see a press conference

Hello Reshetnikov, well,

you know, this is a disaster

you just had to go you know

wait what happened

well nothing well Sasha has grown up

with a classmate why are they both silent

Look at this brain, he has a

detached retina, what's dad?

this kind of treasured eye for an eye of

yours, he offers to give Sasha a concussion

wait wait

since there is no report to the police,

then everything is still in order

look at your message

sing look

He's a little guy and

he won't bark at all

jump run cut someone's slippers

Well, you said he was a janitor

well, who is this border collie?

Olya hang a second Dash

A

who did you send me and a puppy

I asked the janitor

what is a janitor

you said a dog with smoking eyes

and for me a janitor is a janitor

I don’t understand

poreshetniks that much

are you going to do something

We didn’t agree on anything at all, we

just quarreled and that’s all Laziness

don't worry I'll solve it

let's go, yes I'll go, the

traffic jams are already there

I'll be there by nightfall

Hello

Hello

and where do you

look, it doesn’t matter

whatever suits you

state the vanity of your problem

your voice is kind of strange

OK

this bitch wants alimony

Well, this is a completely natural desire

Yes, now I’m explaining, sorry, it’s starting to shake

Ouch

everything is ready

I was married to 1 bitch

Please

smile

you'll be great chin

the boy is not mine

remove it to 100%

Great

and I understand correctly that I am now divorced

but her son left her the house

2 cars more for little things just to go away

Dash send me information

what kind of house is he talking about?

and you already have

oh my goodness, how did I manage

Well, in short, I packed it

goodbye, I thought Miss would peacefully leave wherever she was

she thought she was beautiful

now there’s a line lining up to

be with her through thick and thin

there were no morons

still with the child

Although

the children are not to blame

and please check that the house is really decorated for my wife

uh please check the house is really

registered to Ksenia Makhlakova or not

In short, she has already sold 1 car

need money

tell tell tell

and so

2 days ago he came to my office

I tell her

what else do you need, creature?

I would dream of leaving you without pants

but ask a sheep for even a tuft of wool

so you'll pay child support

a lot of alimony

me and Vadik

or we will resolve this issue amicably

or we'll meet in court

in a week

I wanted to bang her,

I wanted to say but

in short what to do there are options

this thing won't stop

will lead to sin

if it weren't for the child I would

so thoughts, well there is an option

makeup came down

greasy hair something like that

mountains of garbage or lost memory

what if it was Dostoevshchina

who locked himself in a closet

it's easier to get drunk from the whole outside world

got drunk and works as a food truck

pizza cutter

and I think there are options on how we can help you

yeah, let's be more specific

we will make you a beggar

well supposedly beggars

exactly what needs to be selected

no no am

well, beggars regarding

the lifestyle you lead now

you see, your wife must decide

that you have gone downhill

maybe they washed it down

at least there will be TV

no no no no no

not TV or radio

and convenience on the street

forget about comfort altogether

that's how you'll ride

Well, on a Zhiguli

no no no I actually have a driver

driving a Zhiguli with a driver would not be very plausible

Well, especially since you will have a job

Who

what kind of work

pizza delivery

why is it necessary

and from this rather modest

salary you will pay your wife 25%

for 1 child

this is great

let the queen show off with this money

Sorry, I can’t talk, I’ll call

you back in 15 minutes, thank you

no, okay, it's all clear

well how will she know about it

we will send your wife bailiffs

you know how I can help

and then she wants to check everything herself and make sure

ahh

cool, well done, smart guy

he's a big fish

we work as soon as he leaves call everyone thank you

and Google what is a big fish

movie download

download

mm

what is your paycheck for work?

corresponding

Why am I just cool on whose

lady if everything grows together

I'm so glad to hear that, see you later

the channel really liked your proposal

my proposal

move everything to modern times

and write a new crime and punishment

no no no no

I meant what would happen

if I agreed to write off

well, you understand

if we agreed

would you take on the film adaptation?

no, sorry, I just

wanted to politely refuse

that is, I politely refused

so let's do this

think about it

don't refuse right away, think about it

but still Dostoevsky

then I will need some advice

with Fedor Mikhailovich

Pyotr Sergeevich

I found the number of this cooper, I

think his name is Oleg Vladimirovich

stern man

drinks to be confirmed

another approach

done

you are an angel

I can't imagine how I'll be here without you

In what sense

well how much do you have 3

4 weeks, I don’t know, maybe

you will turn into such a mother

you will sit at home and

cover yourself with blankets

watch bad TV series

I don't understand what you mean

hello hello petyushenka

hi how are you

no there will be no edits

look at the contract

what are you saying, what

are you saying, I beg you

the actress wants amendments in

accordance with her organic nature

she will smash her cheeks in the studio

What’s wrong with her, she

was delighted with the script

we are all delighted

with the script, I beg you

Well, as a sign of our friendship

ok I hate your

artists but I'll fix it

let's send it

So

What

where

I didn't know, now damn I know

also an approach

yes Pasha Sergeevich

I found an approach: this Oleg Vladimirovich still drinks

but not all the same Lou with lime

with lime and not lemon

the athlete has several

concussions so be careful

I'm uncomfortable myself

how you killed mine, it's a shame

he does boxing so much

and then listen to this, and to be honest, I’m at a loss

mine is always quieter than

water, but then I got into a fight

yes despite how

his retina sucks

Yes, everything is fine with

his eye, the doctors said today

will sit at home for a little while

Well, it's a concussion

and then I him

and you don’t know why they fought

Yes

the woman said there was

Stas told you so

not he is silent

no they fight like that

only because of the women

barely dragged

there's a woman, listen to the wife, she

says you wanted to file a police report

there were things to do

Well

this would have to be sorted out somehow

can be settled

let me do it

I will pay for your son's treatment

what treatment

uh

let him sit at home

ok let's do it like that

How

and here we are now

let's finish our drink

and let's go on and show off

ha ha

Sanyok

hold your jalopy

the fact that your boyfriend polished my laugher

even correct

otherwise it's already

not to speak at all

nothing happened

well, I mean matured

but don’t say a word

no, but my Sasha seems okay

there is an understanding

well somehow at least it seems so to me

just don't be angry

why should I be angry

Well

your son is a loser

why, just let's do it without it

I don't want to offend you

I speak from the heart

you need to know the sucker

is it your Stas talking or what?

no, that's me figuratively

well, not exactly a sucker

not but he

he's like himself

studies well secretive quiet

he's been bullied before

but he was always silent

and I know this, I listened to

Stas’s telephone conversations

so that's what you just answered then

punished

Right

I want to fight

you can't drink

we'll go now,

let's go get 1 more

and enough to be sure

in everything you need to reach the end

don't listen to the point

come on, it's good,

really, well, let's go home

Listen

let's fight you and me

no no no no let's

not let's why not

Well, why say revenge?

no no let's not

Oleg is good, give a blowjob

for the children, let’s do this

oh ho ho ho hey

give me back to my father for the children

not not good

really calmed down

let's do it without any statements

Oleg is so good, we’ll figure it

out, don’t forget, I won’t forget

come on come on

really good quietly

quietly no need

no need no need

no need no need

it's a shame

just no one

no no I'm a grave

San

I ate

Sanya I ate

what did you eat

Am I a waiter?

Listen

Well, tell me that you didn’t share the girl

or shared it

since you won

well, or while they were dividing

3rd someone came and took the girl

what did you drink or something?

drank

I talked to this Stas's father

and what Stas said

nothing is silent

like a partisan

well I won't say anything

San

listen this is not a joke

You gave this Stas a concussion,

so I need to understand exactly

the conflict is over or there will be more dads, that’s enough,

well, it’s good when you’re sober and happy with everything

San, let's talk

let me tell mom that we had a good conversation

and what does mom have to do with it?

listen I want to talk

just because I want to talk

Well, you've been drinking and you're tired

you probably want to relax I want to

stay 1 maybe we can go our separate ways

looks like we have

there is not much

mutual understanding yes

I don’t understand why you started

digging, but everything’s fine

you and I are friendly and friendly

everyone has personal things

which you can’t help

but want to talk about

that's normal no

Sasha that's stupidity

if there is a problem

then from the parents, well

from the father in any case

stupid has secrets

listen father you have secrets

No

Well, why should I tell you the

truth when you are deceiving me?

I have a woman

woman romance

relationship for many years

mother knows nothing of course

I was hiding, I wanted to

bring it all to naught, but

and now I think

you've grown up, you don't need me anymore

and vice versa, I’m

probably a burden to you, so

that's not true

not true

listen, well, I don’t know how to talk to you, yes, I

don’t know dad either, maybe I should have told you earlier

now maybe I’ve become like that, no way

listen, it's okay, I'm not a

drug addict, I'm not a raven

sorry dad everything is fine honestly

Good night

and our next tour will already be

so hello Izhevsk

Well, is it true that you are planning a vacation?

and for improvement

well, you know, I just

took it, you might say

I must apologize for my actions

but lately I haven't been feeling

well so I was forced to take this step

of course I promise

that I will be personally

present at all my next tours

so thank you very much

again for coming, sorry Marina

how do you feel at the moment

you know everything well

I'm cheerful

and ready to go

Are you planning to relax by the sea?

Well, not yet, my next cities are waiting for me

So

please place us

bets on stadium 35

No

forgive me it's you yes

and what not, the answer to any of your questions is no

so I haven't said anything yet

I came to ask for a blessing

why do I need your blessing

for the film adaptation of crime and punishment

Charison for betting

maybe I don't want to

Want

I don't bless

I'm of course a public damin but no

to red

and I'll write it out of spite

then I'll curse

You're already a shithead and you won't be able to write at all

even these alibis of yours

what a shame

you will never become a great writer

maybe I don't want to

but you can't

on Ziro

which means

that means if I don’t make up an

alibi then I’ll become a famous writer

you will become a famous shit maker

listen, can you use it as another

word no, you can't be a shit maker

to become a real writer you

need to be poor and suffer

suffer and be poor just like

that and you are in the comfort zone

why would you write a modern version of a crime?

you want to ask

won

you need to cleanse yourself through suffering and torment

do you know that Fyodor Mikhailovich

and go away

it's busy there

there are 3

Roman Viktorovich

good morning it's Reshetnikov not early

I will stay with Dostoevsky and I agree to write

yes we have already found the author

and if I tell you that I

already started this yesterday

what if I ask

what has changed

Well, the dream was a dream,

you all know how Mendeleev

for him the table and for me the whole film in pictures wait for you sir

we can shoot perfectly

I'll send you the contract by email

dad are you sleeping

no, I'm not sleeping,

can you hear me?

Sasha what do you want

hi where is mom

you don't know why she didn't come

and she’s not at home

Are you such a fool?

I thought you knew

you called her, she doesn't pick up

why are you so calm then?

I thought something happened

Hello Pyotr Sergeevich Maklakov is calling for the 5th time

I'm connecting, let's put

everyone on their ears immediately

my wife is missing

hello everything worked out

it was easy and great overall

everything worked perfectly

I always knew that

you were a rogue

you only know how to show off

you know, I left you just in time

By the way

Vadik is not from you

aa noble Turkish animator

don't litter in a clean room

Sasha go to school, I'll

call you as soon as I find her

don't worry, they're waiting for you here

Are you kidding me I

said cancel everything

my wife is missing

your wife

she's here

Hello

Hello

I'm listening to you what happened to you

I need an alibi

I cheated on my husband