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A Christmas party, huh?
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Well, it might not be so bad,
just having fun together in a big group
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without all the messiness
about romance and whatever.
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Romance! That's what Christmas is all about!
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You guys can't afford to keep up
this buddy-buddy family act now!
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Says the one who insisted on
throwing a party as part of that family act.
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Well, I'm tired of Christmases
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where I just go out to eat with some guy
and then do sexy things with him at a hotel.
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They're all so happy when they—
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Time for you to shut up.
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Anyway, how is it actually going, Senpai?
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Have you made any progress with Hayato-kun?
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Progress, huh?
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I'm not sure. I don't think he hates me...
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But all he talks about is the café.
I don't know what he's really thinking.
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Does he even have any romantic feelings?
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If you keep being so complacent,
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Akane-chan is gonna take him from you.
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Oh, yeah! I heard she proposed to Hayato-kun!
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I'm sure she was just kidding around.
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She said she meant it.
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What?
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The Café Terrace and Its Goddesses
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Whatever happens,
you've got my support, Akane-chan!
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Episode 22: "Christmas Party!"
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Episode 22: "Christmas Party!"
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Episode 22: "Christmas Party!"
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Episode 22: "Christmas Party!"
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Huh?
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I'm talking about Hayato-kun!
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You're in my café writing group,
after all! So I care about you!
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I don't recall ever joining that group.
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We're writing together right now!
That makes us a group!
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And besides...
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I just can't bring myself to leave you alone.
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Why?
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Look, Akane-chan!
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If this were a light novel, you'd be
the one making "losing heroine" moves!
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Huh?
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You can't just go after the protag
right from the start of the story!
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Oh, it makes me so sad to think
you're gonna get shot down!
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It's so unfair!
You're trying harder than anyone!
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I'm not sure what you're talking about, exactly.
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You think he's gonna go out
with Riho or Shiragiku, then?
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Huh? Are you okay? Of course he's not!
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Tsuruga Ami
Tsukishima Riho
Ono Shiragiku
Hououji Akane
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They're only candidates to place.
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Place?
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Frankly, the one to watch for...
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is Ouka-chan.
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She's the one likely to save her stamina
until the end of the race,
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and the moment she rounds the fourth corner,
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she'll explode in the final stretch
and leave you all in the dust!
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And then she'll take it all.
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Oh!
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But I also like the odds of Ami-chan
showing up as the unexpected dark horse!
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What kind of book are you writing, exactly?
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You really are good at cooking, Moemi-chan.
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You picked up Spanish cuisine
with only a little bit of instruction.
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The ingredients are different,
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but the way you make it
is pretty much the same.
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It just takes love, sincerity, and...
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Plonk!
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...bonito dashi and konbu dashi.
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Stocks are the building blocks
of Japanese cuisine.
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So just leave the pinchos to me.
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You take care of the cake, Shiragiku-san.
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Plonk!
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Dosukoi!
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Come on!
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Do the meow! Like you always do! "Meow, meow!"
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Come on, meow! Meow, meow!
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Could you go play outside? We're kind of busy.
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Chiyoda Diner
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Are you going to take over your family's
business after you finish college?
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Huh?
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I don't think I'll take over my dad's shop.
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Oh, really?
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Then are you going to open up your own shop?
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Nah.
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I think it'd be nice to marry Hayato-kun
and run Familia together.
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Oh, I see!
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So you two are already intimate, then?
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Compared to Riho-san and Akane-san,
you weren't really doing anything,
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so I was a bit worried.
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Huh?
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I guess it was because
you don't need to anymore!
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Wait...
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Is it possible that I joined the game too late?
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Oh, my!
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I messed up.
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If I had known this would happen,
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I would've introduced him
to my parents as my boyfriend.
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Come to think of it...
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Is it me, or has he been dodging
the whole marriage issue?
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Nothing!
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I've done nothing!
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But it's Christmas! I have to do something!
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This kind of thing isn't so bad sometimes.
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Everyone should have fun
together at Christmas...
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...in the battle for Hayato-kun!
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Merry Christmas!
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Hi! I'll be your MC tonight!
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I'm the former idol and
current YouTuber, Chiyoda Ririka!
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Glad to be here!
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Yeah! Pigtails!
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Big boobs!
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Thank you!
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You just described her looks.
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Wow! Did you make these pinchos, Moemi-chan?
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Yummy!
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Shiragiku-san taught me how.
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Pinchos!
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Sit down while you eat.
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Here you go, Hayato-kun.
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Thanks.
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There's cake for later, too.
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Oh, brother.
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She just slid right in next to Hayato-kun.
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Okay.
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Shiragiku has always been the sly type.
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Well, do you like it?
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Yeah.
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But the three of us against
each other isn't the smartest plan.
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What I need to do is...
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Defeat One by One
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defeat them one by one!
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Here, Kiku-chan. Have some champagne.
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Huh? Thanks...
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But I think I'll pass this time.
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I always seem to go straight
to sleep when I drink.
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So she's saying she can't
afford to sleep tonight.
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She's serious!
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Oh, don't worry!
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This is just chanmery.
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Wow! It smells just like real champagne!
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Because it is real.
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And that's one out of the race!
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Come on, Sachiko!
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What do you think you're doing, you alley cat?
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The chanmery's getting everywhere.
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Sorry! I'll wipe it up right now!
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Well, that failed.
I'll have to start with this one.
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What?
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Say, Akane-chan, did you know...
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that there used to be gravesites
all over the place here?
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So every now and then,
we get a haunting or two.
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Huh?
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Now she won't even be able
to think about Hayato-kun.
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She's lying. There are no graves here.
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He got me legitimately!
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Okay, now it's time for the traditional
Christmas gift exchange!
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Please draw a number and take
the corresponding gift!
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Okay!
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Ten.
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Oh! That's mine!
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What? Nothing good can come of this!
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Now, that's not true.
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It's a very versatile gift.
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You can use it on your own
or when you're with someone else.
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Just what the heck did you buy?
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An electric vi—
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Buh... Wha... Are you serious?!
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I bet he'd like to tell you
where you can shove it.
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That's kind of the point of it, yeah.
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This isn't the time for joking around!
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What do you mean,
"you can use it on your own"?!
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That's your question?
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I think the fujoshi would love it!
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I don't need this!
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Aw, hey!
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Okay, then...
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I'll give it to Ouka-chan.
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No!
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You went way too far!
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Sorry.
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Hayato-kun, could you bring in some water?
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Sure.
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You okay, Ou—
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...ka?
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Why did you take off your clothes
when you knew I'd be back?!
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Because Ami-chan and Tina-chan were...
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Another Tornado Spin?!
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Tornado Spin v100, Hayacchi!
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Hayacchi!
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Shut up!
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Oh, look!
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It's snowing!
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It finally started looking like
Christmas right at the end.
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Let's go home, Shiragiku.
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Okay.
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You could've just let this
restaurant's staff do the dishes.
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Yeah, but I'm the one who did the cooking.
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You're so conscientious.
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Oh, right, Hayato-kun...
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Guys, wait up!
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What were you doing, Kiku-chan?
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Oh, just... dishes and stuff.
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You're so conscientious.
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What?
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Oh, uh... Nothing!
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He's being so... normal.
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Even after I did that...
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How is he able to just act like he always does?
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Was it not even worth thinking about to him?
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Is that all I am to him?
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How does he feel about me?
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Up we... go...
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Up... we...
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Help me!
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What the heck are you doing?
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Here, grab on.
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Thanks...
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I'm impressed you could make the climb up here.
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Did you want something?
It's still kinda early for lunch.
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Um... I was wondering
how you felt about two days ago...
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Huh?
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You know... what I did before we went home.
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I couldn't ask in front of the others.
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How I felt about it?
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Just... normal? I mean,
it happens all the time.
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I see... Yeah, you're right.
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I guess it's just normal for you.
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That's why you're acting like usual.
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Huh?
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But it was my first time, you know.
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So when you put it that way...
it kind of hurts.
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No, I mean...
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It's normal for you when you're drunk.
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Huh?
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I was acting like usual because
I figured you didn't even remember it.
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Are you saying you actually do?
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Of course I remember it!
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It's so cruel of you to brush it off like that!
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I wouldn't do that while drunk!
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Hey, Ami! Come here a sec!
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What's up?
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That was fast!
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Do you have your phone on you?
263
00:13:32,410 --> 00:13:36,290
Of course! Never know when
I'll come across a big scoop!
264
00:13:36,690 --> 00:13:40,540
Okay. Then show Shiragiku...
265
00:13:40,970 --> 00:13:43,550
what she gets up to when she's drunk.
266
00:13:44,390 --> 00:13:45,320
Huh?
267
00:13:46,530 --> 00:13:49,630
But Captain! Isn't that so top secret
268
00:13:49,630 --> 00:13:51,920
that we're all under a gag order about it?
269
00:13:52,730 --> 00:13:53,860
Yes.
270
00:13:53,860 --> 00:13:56,560
But the circumstances demand haste.
271
00:13:56,930 --> 00:14:00,000
I hereby lift the top secret designation!
272
00:14:00,000 --> 00:14:02,250
Make the information public at once!
273
00:14:02,250 --> 00:14:03,070
Yes, sir!
274
00:14:03,070 --> 00:14:07,070
What, what? Do I do
something weird when I'm drunk?
275
00:14:07,070 --> 00:14:09,800
Take a good look with your mind's eye!
276
00:14:09,800 --> 00:14:11,010
Uh, right...
277
00:14:11,010 --> 00:14:12,620
No, just use your regular eyes.
278
00:14:15,580 --> 00:14:19,960
I'll give you a massage, Hayato-kun!
279
00:14:19,960 --> 00:14:23,300
Where is that wild sushi roll?
280
00:14:23,300 --> 00:14:25,590
Wh-What is this?
281
00:14:27,220 --> 00:14:30,720
I can't believe you'd make
a fake video like this!
282
00:14:32,350 --> 00:14:36,330
Accept reality! And fight your fate!
283
00:14:36,330 --> 00:14:38,350
Meow, meow!
284
00:14:38,700 --> 00:14:40,220
Hayato-kun?
285
00:14:40,760 --> 00:14:41,860
It's true.
286
00:14:48,260 --> 00:14:50,780
Don't go jumping into the sea or anything.
287
00:14:50,780 --> 00:14:52,170
Don't worry.
288
00:14:52,170 --> 00:14:56,120
I was just so shocked, I can't move right now.
289
00:14:56,530 --> 00:14:59,870
I'm sorry I've been causing so much trouble.
290
00:14:59,870 --> 00:15:03,120
I don't really care. It's not a big deal.
291
00:15:03,900 --> 00:15:07,880
What matters a lot more
is how much you've done for me.
292
00:15:08,290 --> 00:15:10,130
I'm grateful.
293
00:15:10,130 --> 00:15:11,890
Hayato-kun...
294
00:15:16,340 --> 00:15:19,090
Hey... Can I ask you something?
295
00:15:19,090 --> 00:15:20,020
What is it?
296
00:15:22,230 --> 00:15:25,610
Did you dislike being kissed by me?
297
00:15:26,450 --> 00:15:29,820
I wouldn't say I disliked it,
but it was embarrassing.
298
00:15:30,910 --> 00:15:33,130
It was my first time, too.
299
00:15:35,030 --> 00:15:36,660
Oh...
300
00:15:37,610 --> 00:15:39,460
So that was your first...
301
00:15:40,670 --> 00:15:44,100
Oh, so you finally found out, Kiku-chan?
302
00:15:40,710 --> 00:15:47,800
The Next Day
303
00:15:44,100 --> 00:15:47,800
But it's fine. You haven't
caused us any harm or anything.
304
00:15:47,800 --> 00:15:49,500
R-Really?
305
00:15:49,500 --> 00:15:53,550
Also, I don't think it'd be fair
to keep it secret, so...
306
00:15:54,010 --> 00:15:58,560
The truth is... I kissed Hayato-kun.
307
00:15:58,890 --> 00:16:01,880
Well, you couldn't help it if you were drunk.
308
00:16:01,880 --> 00:16:02,600
Huh?
309
00:16:02,600 --> 00:16:04,260
It doesn't count.
310
00:16:05,230 --> 00:16:07,310
No, I was sober.
311
00:16:08,350 --> 00:16:09,630
Wait a minute.
312
00:16:09,630 --> 00:16:12,000
That changes things.
313
00:16:13,960 --> 00:16:15,570
We will now commence
314
00:16:15,920 --> 00:16:23,080
the trial concerning the theft of Kasukabe
Hayato's lips by the defendant, Ono Shiragiku.
315
00:16:22,160 --> 00:16:25,210
Presiding Judge
316
00:16:23,620 --> 00:16:25,210
Associate Judge
317
00:16:23,620 --> 00:16:25,210
Associate Judge
318
00:16:25,580 --> 00:16:28,900
I didn't mean to make it into this big a deal.
319
00:16:26,250 --> 00:16:30,210
Victims
320
00:16:28,900 --> 00:16:29,750
For real.
321
00:16:30,760 --> 00:16:31,970
Prosecutors
322
00:16:31,970 --> 00:16:34,180
D-Defendant?
323
00:16:32,300 --> 00:16:40,100
Defendant
324
00:16:34,180 --> 00:16:37,860
Don't worry! I'll defend you with all I've got!
325
00:16:35,550 --> 00:16:40,100
Defense Counsel
326
00:16:37,860 --> 00:16:40,100
Let's win your innocence!
327
00:16:40,100 --> 00:16:42,970
What is this? Do you guys
have nothing else to do?
328
00:16:40,430 --> 00:16:46,100
Gallery
329
00:16:42,970 --> 00:16:46,100
You really don't need
an associate judge on both sides.
330
00:16:43,140 --> 00:16:46,100
Stolen Article
331
00:16:46,100 --> 00:16:49,480
Now, if the defendant would step forward.
332
00:16:49,800 --> 00:16:51,610
R-Right...
333
00:16:52,820 --> 00:16:54,490
We will now hold the trial.
334
00:16:54,910 --> 00:16:57,980
Prosecutors, please read the indictment.
335
00:16:57,980 --> 00:16:58,740
Yes, Your Honor.
336
00:16:59,070 --> 00:17:03,050
On December 24th at around 10:00 PM,
337
00:17:03,050 --> 00:17:07,750
at the entrance to the Chiyoda Diner,
the defendant stole a...
338
00:17:08,030 --> 00:17:10,570
It is therefore requested
that the defendant be tried
339
00:17:10,570 --> 00:17:16,760
for the crime of theft under
Article 235 of the penal code.
340
00:17:16,760 --> 00:17:17,770
Huh?
341
00:17:17,770 --> 00:17:19,760
Am I just some object now?
342
00:17:20,040 --> 00:17:20,890
Death penalty!
343
00:17:20,890 --> 00:17:21,570
That's too much!
344
00:17:21,570 --> 00:17:22,590
Innocent, then!
345
00:17:22,590 --> 00:17:23,640
Which is it?!
346
00:17:23,640 --> 00:17:26,570
The defendant has the right to remain silent.
347
00:17:26,570 --> 00:17:29,900
Was any part of the indictment mistaken?
348
00:17:29,900 --> 00:17:32,010
See? Why do you need the associates?
349
00:17:32,010 --> 00:17:35,900
Um... Well, it's pretty much correct, but...
350
00:17:36,270 --> 00:17:40,910
I don't know...
I feel like maybe the nuance is wrong.
351
00:17:41,360 --> 00:17:43,500
Defense Counsel, your opinion?
352
00:17:43,500 --> 00:17:44,910
Sure!
353
00:17:45,220 --> 00:17:47,970
I insist that the defendant is innocent!
354
00:17:47,970 --> 00:17:49,920
She did nothing wrong, after all!
355
00:17:50,250 --> 00:17:53,940
It's not as if Hayato-kun belongs to anyone.
356
00:17:53,940 --> 00:17:56,930
Shiragiku-san just wanted
to get his attention a bit,
357
00:17:56,930 --> 00:18:01,100
so she couldn't resist kissing him
out of the purity of her own feelings.
358
00:18:01,100 --> 00:18:02,040
Right?
359
00:18:02,680 --> 00:18:04,280
Prosecutors, please.
360
00:18:04,280 --> 00:18:04,930
Yes, Your Honor.
361
00:18:05,340 --> 00:18:09,190
There is evidence.
Please allow me to present it.
362
00:18:09,190 --> 00:18:10,520
Objection!
363
00:18:10,520 --> 00:18:11,940
What does that even mean?
364
00:18:11,940 --> 00:18:14,560
Associate judges do not have that right.
365
00:18:21,950 --> 00:18:23,700
Objection!
366
00:18:23,280 --> 00:18:25,450
Gallery
367
00:18:23,700 --> 00:18:25,450
The gallery doesn't, either.
368
00:18:26,960 --> 00:18:29,500
Damn it! A loophole in the law!
369
00:18:29,500 --> 00:18:30,460
Just shut up.
370
00:18:31,450 --> 00:18:34,010
And... what is that?
371
00:18:34,010 --> 00:18:39,100
Proof that the defendant didn't commit this
crime out of the purity of her own feelings.
372
00:18:40,030 --> 00:18:44,090
At a glance, it appears to be
an ordinary king trumpet mushroom...
373
00:18:45,510 --> 00:18:47,600
but it's actually Kasukabe Hayato-san's—
374
00:18:48,480 --> 00:18:52,410
At least, the report from forensics
confirms that it's the same size.
375
00:18:53,130 --> 00:18:54,480
What are you talking about?!
376
00:18:55,060 --> 00:18:58,490
And as to the fixation exhibited by
the defendant when this topic came up...
377
00:18:58,780 --> 00:19:01,050
All of us here are witnesses.
378
00:19:01,840 --> 00:19:03,800
Finally, during last month's excursion,
379
00:19:03,800 --> 00:19:07,530
according to witness testimony,
she tried to smell it, but was stopped.
380
00:19:08,250 --> 00:19:11,750
Can you truly call these
"pure feelings" of any kind?!
381
00:19:12,090 --> 00:19:12,800
Huh?
382
00:19:12,800 --> 00:19:16,500
I-It's not like that! I was just
a little interested as a cook!
383
00:19:16,500 --> 00:19:18,350
Objection!
384
00:19:18,350 --> 00:19:19,630
Hey! No fair!
385
00:19:19,630 --> 00:19:22,000
If you're going to say that now,
386
00:19:22,000 --> 00:19:24,390
I heard that Riho-san and Akane-san
387
00:19:24,390 --> 00:19:29,890
were staring at Hayato-san's king
trumpet mushroom on that trip, too.
388
00:19:30,890 --> 00:19:32,440
You guys...
389
00:19:32,440 --> 00:19:34,690
Our feelings were totally pure!
390
00:19:34,690 --> 00:19:37,430
Yeah! It's part of the guy we love, after all!
391
00:19:37,900 --> 00:19:41,490
And Ouka-chan got a closer look
than any of us, anyway.
392
00:19:41,490 --> 00:19:42,280
Yep.
393
00:19:42,560 --> 00:19:44,280
Hey! That's a false charge!
394
00:19:44,280 --> 00:19:45,570
Death penalty!
395
00:19:45,570 --> 00:19:47,410
Um, I'm in the gallery here!
396
00:19:47,410 --> 00:19:49,370
In my case, it was an accident!
397
00:19:49,370 --> 00:19:51,300
Objection! Definitely objection!
398
00:19:51,300 --> 00:19:52,170
Shut up!
399
00:19:52,170 --> 00:19:54,050
Objection! Objection!
400
00:19:54,050 --> 00:19:55,170
I said shut up!
401
00:19:55,170 --> 00:19:59,410
They're trying to send everything into chaos
when things don't go their way?
402
00:19:59,410 --> 00:20:00,670
Impressive.
403
00:20:01,850 --> 00:20:03,180
Silence!
404
00:20:05,060 --> 00:20:07,930
Hey! Don't hit my table with that!
405
00:20:07,930 --> 00:20:10,340
What kind of trial is this, anyway?!
406
00:20:10,340 --> 00:20:12,690
Put more emphasis on my own human rights!
407
00:20:12,690 --> 00:20:16,690
What?! Men don't have human rights! Be quiet!
408
00:20:17,020 --> 00:20:20,000
This is the worst
presiding judge I could've drawn.
409
00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:21,070
Look...
410
00:20:21,070 --> 00:20:24,080
Let's stop this. We're not mad or anything.
411
00:20:24,080 --> 00:20:26,070
And I'm getting tired of this.
412
00:20:26,400 --> 00:20:30,290
What?! But I'm doing this for you,
Tsukishima-senpai!
413
00:20:30,290 --> 00:20:33,830
Are you sure, Akane-chan?
You'll be the losing heroine forever!
414
00:20:34,810 --> 00:20:38,590
I'm just as guilty of trying
to get ahead of my rivals.
415
00:20:38,590 --> 00:20:42,040
In fact, Kiku-chan seemed like
she was holding back,
416
00:20:42,040 --> 00:20:44,780
so I'd say this just makes us even.
417
00:20:45,750 --> 00:20:47,140
Riho-chan...
418
00:20:47,600 --> 00:20:51,280
Besides, we've already turned ourselves in.
419
00:20:51,280 --> 00:20:54,230
So go easy on her, Your Honor.
420
00:20:54,580 --> 00:20:55,630
No objections!
421
00:20:55,630 --> 00:20:56,730
Then keep quiet.
422
00:20:57,370 --> 00:20:58,730
I see.
423
00:20:59,200 --> 00:21:01,660
In that case, I will now deliver judgment.
424
00:21:01,660 --> 00:21:02,990
Uh, okay...
425
00:21:03,440 --> 00:21:04,420
I declare...
426
00:21:05,760 --> 00:21:07,100
the defendant...
427
00:21:07,990 --> 00:21:09,030
innocent!
428
00:21:09,620 --> 00:21:12,000
Case Won
429
00:21:09,620 --> 00:21:12,160
Yay! We did it!
430
00:21:12,330 --> 00:21:14,000
Wrongful Judgment
431
00:21:14,300 --> 00:21:15,380
Yeah!
432
00:21:15,380 --> 00:21:18,000
This is stupid. Are we finally done?
433
00:21:18,430 --> 00:21:20,750
However! I will say this!
434
00:21:20,750 --> 00:21:22,880
You've still got more?
435
00:21:22,880 --> 00:21:26,130
All citizens are equal under the law.
436
00:21:26,130 --> 00:21:28,550
As presiding judge, I hate discrimination!
437
00:21:28,890 --> 00:21:29,880
Therefore...
438
00:21:30,330 --> 00:21:31,860
Tsukishima Riho,
439
00:21:31,860 --> 00:21:33,330
Makuzawa Ouka,
440
00:21:33,330 --> 00:21:34,770
Tsuruga Ami,
441
00:21:34,770 --> 00:21:36,430
Hououji Akane.
442
00:21:36,430 --> 00:21:37,900
I grant these four...
443
00:21:38,240 --> 00:21:41,400
the right to kiss Kasukabe Hayato, as well!
444
00:21:41,400 --> 00:21:42,650
What?!
445
00:21:45,540 --> 00:21:46,330
Wh...
446
00:21:47,030 --> 00:21:49,030
What about my rights?!
447
00:21:49,030 --> 00:21:51,620
I now declare this court adjourned.
448
00:21:51,620 --> 00:21:55,040
Hey!
449
00:23:25,000 --> 00:23:40,020
Episode 23: "Kisses, Love, and Things to Think About"
450
00:23:25,000 --> 00:23:40,020
Episode 23: "Kisses, Love, and Things to Think About"
451
00:23:25,940 --> 00:23:28,120
That's a wrongful judgment! I'm appealing!
452
00:23:28,120 --> 00:23:30,410
The second judgment might be even more intense.
453
00:23:30,410 --> 00:23:31,220
Specifically...
454
00:23:31,220 --> 00:23:33,570
maybe going beyond kissing and
getting sexy with the four of them?
455
00:23:33,570 --> 00:23:34,700
I can't do that!
456
00:23:34,700 --> 00:23:36,430
Appeal, Hayato. Right now!
457
00:23:36,430 --> 00:23:38,020
No fair! I appeal, too!
458
00:23:38,020 --> 00:23:39,720
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