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[upbeat music]
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[rooster clucking]
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[Justin] Coming!
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God.
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Noise makers.
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[Ulrika] They make wonderful
nest mates, no?
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Sven wets the bed and
Lars grinds his beak.
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Not really the hard cocks
I want to wake up to.
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Sven and Lars are hens.
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Hey, Ulrika, thanks for letting
me sleep here.
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Billie's going to let me back
in the cottage soon, probably.
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You are welcome to stay until
the next full moon.
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- Then I tend to get primordial.
- You mean primal?
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No, when I take peyote,
I regress fully.
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Oh dear.
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If you are going to stay,
you may earn your keep.
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I need someone to put up
the decorations
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at the talent show tonight.
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You're asking me to decorate
because I'm gay?
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I'm asking you because your
family hates you.
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So you've got free time.
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Ow.
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You should take
peyote with me.
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It might help with your
intense self-hatred.
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Heard it makes
you shit yourself.
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Well, I have extra buckets.
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[♪ Humans: "Beggin"]
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- I'm gonna go home now.
- Okay.
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[chickens clucking]
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[Ulrika imitates clucking]
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♪ And I pull myself up ♪
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♪ From on
these begging knees ♪
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♪ And I keep
wondering, babe ♪
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♪ If it's love
or some disease ♪
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Sweet Bobby Burke.
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It was a little bleak,
so we zhuzhed it up.
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You guys didn't ask me to help?
I love decorating.
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Gay, hello.
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Ow! What the...
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What is this...
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gorgeous safety hazard
doing here?
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We found it on
a hike yesterday.
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Come on, we're late
for Riley's.
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Oh, you guys are going
to Riley's?
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Mm-hm. He's showing us
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his next roadkill
investigation series.
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He's doing Miami this year.
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Oh man, that's the best one.
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Just digging the shiv right in.
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Can't Justin come?
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Ugh, Riley and
Justin have herstory.
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The "I Never Want to See You
Again kind."
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Do you know what? It's fine.
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I think it's going to be fine.
I'll come.
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I'll just get changed.
The arts are under-funded.
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Everybody deserves
a second chance.
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Oh, it's invite-only.
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Okay. Yeah, I mean, I...
I got you, sis.
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Nope, sorry. "Paris Is
Burning," we steal everything.
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God...
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Billie...
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Just... just give her more time.
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Birth mama's got this, okay?
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When are we going to get
to hang out?
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Soon. Soon.
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Okay. Because you were my
best friend first.
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[door opening]
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[door closing]
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I drank those.
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- Me.
- [Teesa] Are we really going
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to a roadkill exhibit?
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I was just messing with Justin.
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How long are you going to keep
him in the doghouse?
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Well, he left me to rot
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with a knockoff Gwyneth,
reeking of Herpes fish.
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- So forever then.
- Mm-hm.
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But it wouldn't hurt
to just take
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the higher plane on this, love.
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Look, I know forgiveness
isn't cheap, but...
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Yeah, and Justin's
hella bankrupt.
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Then I'll stay for as long
as forever takes.
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[sighs]
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Ah...
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Forgot how beautiful
this place was.
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[Billie] Yeah.
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So will I get to meet
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the boy you've been drooling
over all summer?
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Yeah, maybe from 50 feet,
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Maisy says we can't
hang anymore.
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She thinks I bring out the
environmental terrorist
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- in Killian.
- You can choose your crush,
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but you can't choose
your crush's parents.
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Come on.
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[♪ Hamzaa: "Sunday Morning"]
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♪
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Why does the light always look
so good on them?
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God damn.
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[ringing]
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Oh, oh.
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Hey, guys.
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- Billie's out.
- Oh, Justin,
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if she forgot our call,
that means Teesa arrived.
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You guys knew Teesa
was coming?
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Well, she finished recording
her album
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and wanted to see Billie,
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so we told her she
was with you.
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I mean, we texted, but,
you know,
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cell service in Cyprus...
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- [laughing]
- How's Teesa?
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Oh, I mean... great.
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You know, so great.
They're doing so great.
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They're having a blast
together, decorating, hiking,
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just taking in
the local art scene.
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So, we're working through some
feelings of jealousy.
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She was my best friend first.
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We felt the same when Teesa
took Billie
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- to see Beyoncé at Coachella.
- Oh, and Paris.
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- Ugh!
- Man, just like... [sighs]
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it just looks
so easy for them.
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Well, it is, you know,
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Billie has been raised by two
emotionally healthy adults,
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and Teesa is incredibly
intuitive.
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But you were emotionally
abandoned as a child,
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so you leverage humour to mask
a deep sense of unworthiness.
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I'm not feeling a whole
lot better here.
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Well, that could take years of
cognitive therapy.
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Decades, even.
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- [Oliver] At least.
- Oh.
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Okay, well, should we maybe
book another session?
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Guys?
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Oh, shit, I think
you're frozen.
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I can see you moving.
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[call disconnecting]
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[Jeri] So if someone's
like hardcore drowning,
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what do we do?
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You save them.
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Like all of us, or just
the person that saw them?
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[Teri] Wait, what about sharks?
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[Keri and Jeri] I don't know.
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[talking over each other]
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I'm not going in there!
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[Keri] Well, you're
the fastest swimmer.
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[Teri] Well, you're the oldest.
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- Is that your guy?
- [Billie] Mm-hm.
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He's cute!
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In a narcoleptic kind
of way.
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Ew, what?
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[laughing]
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Lord love a duck! Teesa!
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- You're back!
- Teesa!
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First Justin,
then Billie.
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The whole not-really-a-family's
back together.
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Hey, are you going
to sing in the talent show?
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Because I could do backup
vocals for you and Justin,
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like last time.
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It was back up maracas.
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Right? Yes, yes, yes.
And I still got 'em, babe.
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- So I... Teesa, I mean.
- [Jayne] Yeah.
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Anyway, oh, I got rhythm.
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My vocal range has improved.
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I'm pretty sure
I'm a velvet mahogany now.
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So I mean, if you need any help
with those backing vocals...
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Actually, Billie and I will
be performing together.
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- [Wayne] Oh.
- Yeah.
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- We will?
- Uh huh.
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Oh, we would
love to perform with our kids.
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We have four perfect girls now,
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but Waynikins and I host
the show every year.
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I hope there are spots left.
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The sign-up sheet
went up like weeks ago.
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- We'll get you in.
- We better grab the last ones.
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- [Wayne] Yes!
- See you at the show.
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- Yeah. Wow.
- Okay, bye.
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Are we really singing?
Because the show's tonight
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and that's like not enough
time to rehearse.
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You don't need to.
Trust me, honey.
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Once you open your mouth
on stage,
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it'll be the last thing anyone
remembers, even Wayne.
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- [Jayne] Come on.
- [Wayne] Babe, I love you.
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[upbeat music]
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Babe, babe! I'm out.
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- I can't take it anymore.
- Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.
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You got to get back on the ice.
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The deal was we trade
off talent shows
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so we don't murder Opal.
You can do this.
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You dummied Terry
"The Mountain" McGuinness.
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Yeah, yeah...
yeah, I can do this.
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[Opal] Daddy, where's my
coconut water?
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No, I've been broken
by a ten year old.
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I'll make it up to you.
Promise.
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[sighs]
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[Teesa] Nothing to worry about.
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Yeah, no.
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- [Teesa] Billie!
- [Billie] Mm-mm.
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Teesa.
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What a nice surprise.
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Nice to see you too, Mimsie.
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Oh, it's Maisy.
Mimsie's my mother.
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Oh, Mimsie, Maisy,
whoopsie daisy.
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Yeah, they kind of sound
the same.
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[Teesa] Yeah.
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Oh, you're performing
in the talent show?
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Yeah. With Billie.
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She has so much more spare time
now that she can't see Killian.
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Yeah, I know, that was really
hard on everyone.
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But you know what?
Sometimes setting boundaries
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really helps them
make better choices.
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Every parent
has their own style.
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My little Opal
is performing, too.
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He's doing a really
cute dance number.
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He's so independent,
practically emancipated.
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Well, it was so nice to see you
M... Maisy.
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- I'm losing fluids.
- Oh.
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[Opal] Who was that?
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That is Teesa.
That's Billie's birth mom.
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She's going to be performing in
the talent show with Billie.
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I know you were hoping to sweep
this year, sweetie, but...
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Save your sympathy
for my runner-up.
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Billie's no match
for "Mulan Rouge."
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♪
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[clicks tongue]
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That's my boy.
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♪
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♪
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Hey! Hi!
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Went all the way over
to Riley's
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but there wasn't anybody there.
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Yeah, because we came
here instead.
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Okay, so I just paddled across
the lake for nothing.
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That's cool.
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Guess who signed us up
for the talent show?
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Are you serious? The three
of us singing together.
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We're going to be like
the Supremes,
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TLC, Destiny's Child...
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Nope, totally sorry, "Paris Is
Burning," we steal everything.
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Actually, just Teesa and I are
going to be singing.
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We're gonna grab her
guitar and rehearse.
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Okay, yeah, maybe I can
hang out backstage.
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Watch you guys rehearse,
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be your own personal
stan club.
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Aren't you helping Ulrika
with decorations?
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Don't want to stand
her up, too.
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I know you're trying to
set a good example.
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[whispering] More time.
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I set a good example. I do.
I... I...
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I taught her to paddle.
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I did that. Me.
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[♪ Cristina Aguilera, Lil' Kim,
Mya, Pink: "Lady Marmalade]
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And one, two three, four five,
six, seven, turn.
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00:09:49,506 --> 00:09:53,302
Two, two, three, four,
five, six, seven, eight.
251
00:09:53,385 --> 00:09:57,306
One, two, three, four,
five, six, seven, kick.
252
00:09:57,389 --> 00:10:01,435
Two, two, three, four,
five, six, seven, eight.
253
00:10:01,518 --> 00:10:05,856
Slide, two, three, four,
five, six, seven, fan!
254
00:10:05,939 --> 00:10:09,818
- Nice, great job, honey.
- Great?
255
00:10:10,736 --> 00:10:14,489
I gave you sultry 19th century
Paris-Sui-dynasty realness.
256
00:10:14,573 --> 00:10:17,159
I just have one tiny
suggestion.
257
00:10:17,242 --> 00:10:19,077
Oh, I don't tuck
for rehearsals.
258
00:10:19,161 --> 00:10:21,204
I think we should workshop
the choreo a little bit.
259
00:10:21,288 --> 00:10:23,749
You know, bring out the Disney.
A little more Mulan,
260
00:10:23,832 --> 00:10:25,625
a little less Rouge.
261
00:10:25,709 --> 00:10:27,502
Why are you tone policing
my art?
262
00:10:28,754 --> 00:10:33,675
Because it's a little spicy
for a fifth grader.
263
00:10:33,759 --> 00:10:36,345
You know, most 19th century sex
workers were dead by 20.
264
00:10:36,428 --> 00:10:39,097
- So I'm already middle aged.
- Honey...
265
00:10:39,181 --> 00:10:42,059
the talent show is really just
card tricks and dumb skits.
266
00:10:42,142 --> 00:10:44,394
It's not erotic can-cans
from fifth graders.
267
00:10:44,478 --> 00:10:45,937
Actually, drag's
all ages now.
268
00:10:46,021 --> 00:10:48,231
Thanks to RuPaul,
subverting gender roles
269
00:10:48,315 --> 00:10:50,400
is wholesome family fun.
270
00:10:50,484 --> 00:10:53,362
- Finally, someone who gets it.
- Why, thank you.
271
00:10:53,445 --> 00:10:55,165
Do you want to maybe
do that somewhere else?
272
00:10:55,197 --> 00:10:56,406
We're rehearsing.
273
00:10:56,490 --> 00:10:58,033
No, I think Justin should stay
274
00:10:58,116 --> 00:10:59,826
to get the community's
perspective.
275
00:10:59,910 --> 00:11:01,661
Ooh...
276
00:11:01,745 --> 00:11:04,831
There is no bigger
ally than your mother.
277
00:11:04,915 --> 00:11:06,917
Who watched "It's A Sin"
with you? Twice.
278
00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:12,923
Um, I'm sorry, L-Gay-BTQIA+...
279
00:11:14,341 --> 00:11:15,509
I live to dance.
280
00:11:15,592 --> 00:11:17,260
- He stays.
- To slay.
281
00:11:17,344 --> 00:11:18,678
Yay.
282
00:11:19,221 --> 00:11:21,306
Now, shall we take
it from the top?
283
00:11:21,390 --> 00:11:23,016
Yes, all right,
where do you need me?
284
00:11:23,100 --> 00:11:24,976
- Sit there and be quiet.
- Okay.
285
00:11:26,561 --> 00:11:32,109
[singing scales]
286
00:11:32,984 --> 00:11:34,236
Okay? Your turn.
287
00:11:34,319 --> 00:11:36,405
No way am I following that.
288
00:11:36,488 --> 00:11:38,156
Don't get in your head
about this.
289
00:11:38,240 --> 00:11:40,117
We sang this all the way to
Coachella and back.
290
00:11:40,200 --> 00:11:42,077
That was just us!
This is in front of
291
00:11:42,160 --> 00:11:44,430
- an audience. Like tonight.
- That's why we're rehearsing.
292
00:11:44,454 --> 00:11:46,665
Come on. The stage is ours
for another half hour.
293
00:11:46,748 --> 00:11:48,708
That's not enough time.
And if I push too hard,
294
00:11:48,792 --> 00:11:50,627
I could get vocal nodes
or lose my voice.
295
00:11:50,710 --> 00:11:52,796
Do you really want to silence
me at a time when we,
296
00:11:52,879 --> 00:11:54,357
as Black women should be
supporting each other?
297
00:11:54,381 --> 00:11:56,425
Baby!
You're going to be fine. Okay?
298
00:11:56,508 --> 00:11:58,385
You got your tummy
mummy's singing genes.
299
00:11:58,468 --> 00:12:00,887
Which means I've also got
Justin's screw-up genes.
300
00:12:01,721 --> 00:12:03,157
Okay, why don't we see
if there's space
301
00:12:03,181 --> 00:12:04,433
in the boathouse to rehearse?
302
00:12:04,516 --> 00:12:05,716
It'll be more private there...
303
00:12:05,767 --> 00:12:07,269
Nuh-uh! Justin's in there.
304
00:12:07,352 --> 00:12:08,854
Sorry, but you are insane
305
00:12:08,937 --> 00:12:10,456
if you think I'm performing
when my DNA
306
00:12:10,480 --> 00:12:12,149
is 50% hysterical Muppet!
307
00:12:12,858 --> 00:12:14,609
Like, I'm happy to be alive
and all.
308
00:12:14,693 --> 00:12:16,862
But seriously, how drunk were
you to sleep with Justin?
309
00:12:16,945 --> 00:12:18,613
All right, sulky Sally.
310
00:12:18,697 --> 00:12:20,383
That track's been skipping
long enough. Let's go.
311
00:12:20,407 --> 00:12:21,825
[whimpering]
312
00:12:22,451 --> 00:12:24,536
- Go.
- We got a few minutes
313
00:12:24,619 --> 00:12:26,204
while Opal's
laminating his brows,
314
00:12:26,288 --> 00:12:28,623
so I was thinking that it
should be maybe something
315
00:12:28,707 --> 00:12:32,919
a little bit like smile, turn,
chassé, lick the fan.
316
00:12:33,879 --> 00:12:36,298
Yeah, no. I was thinking
more of like
317
00:12:36,381 --> 00:12:38,675
a tidy pirouette instead of
all the pelvic grinding.
318
00:12:38,758 --> 00:12:43,597
Mm-hm, mm-hm. Yeah. Just
lacks a whole lot of drama.
319
00:12:43,680 --> 00:12:45,515
And instead of licking the fan,
320
00:12:45,599 --> 00:12:48,018
we could do a cute little
shimmy, kick ball-change
321
00:12:48,101 --> 00:12:49,644
and a Motown, Motown.
322
00:12:49,728 --> 00:12:51,396
I mean, I'm just marking it.
323
00:12:51,480 --> 00:12:52,689
No, you're just pandering.
324
00:12:52,772 --> 00:12:55,400
I am mothering, excuse me.
325
00:12:55,484 --> 00:12:56,943
There's a time and a place
326
00:12:57,027 --> 00:12:58,487
for dick dominance
through dance,
327
00:12:58,570 --> 00:13:00,238
and ten years old is not it.
328
00:13:00,322 --> 00:13:02,616
Oh, my God, this is just
like that time
329
00:13:02,699 --> 00:13:04,201
that you stopped my dad
330
00:13:04,284 --> 00:13:06,411
from seeing my Spice Girls
tribute concert.
331
00:13:06,495 --> 00:13:08,497
You stole my swimsuit and
covered it in glitter.
332
00:13:08,580 --> 00:13:10,248
Because I was Ginger!
333
00:13:10,332 --> 00:13:12,250
Dad wasn't ready for a
three hour lip sync,
334
00:13:12,334 --> 00:13:14,169
and the lake is not ready
for Mulan Rouge.
335
00:13:14,252 --> 00:13:16,379
A mash-up between
a cross-dressing
336
00:13:16,463 --> 00:13:19,174
Chinese warrior and a dying
Parisian hooker is genius.
337
00:13:19,257 --> 00:13:20,800
Sex worker, excuse me,
338
00:13:20,884 --> 00:13:22,403
and consumption is a horrible
way to die.
339
00:13:22,427 --> 00:13:24,179
You basically drown
in your own blood.
340
00:13:24,262 --> 00:13:25,889
I don't know what part
341
00:13:25,972 --> 00:13:27,974
of fuck-up-Maisy's-reno-plan
this is,
342
00:13:28,058 --> 00:13:30,060
but my baby is talking
pyrotechnics.
343
00:13:30,143 --> 00:13:32,229
I need to manage
his expectations.
344
00:13:32,312 --> 00:13:34,356
Or you could try believing
in his vision.
345
00:13:34,439 --> 00:13:36,399
If Opal showgirls down the
stairs, Maisy,
346
00:13:36,483 --> 00:13:38,693
whatever, at least he goes down
dancing to his own beat.
347
00:13:38,777 --> 00:13:40,612
Just because you gave up
your kid doesn't mean
348
00:13:40,695 --> 00:13:42,155
I have to give
up on mine.
349
00:13:42,239 --> 00:13:44,282
Enough!
350
00:13:44,366 --> 00:13:47,202
Sorry, Mom, but this
isn't working out.
351
00:13:47,285 --> 00:13:48,912
Justin and I can take
it from here.
352
00:13:48,995 --> 00:13:50,705
[laughs]
353
00:13:50,789 --> 00:13:55,168
Oh, you can't fire
your own mother.
354
00:13:55,252 --> 00:13:57,629
Yes, I can.
You're straightwashing my art.
355
00:13:57,712 --> 00:14:00,257
Don't you come for me,
Harvey Milk.
356
00:14:00,340 --> 00:14:02,467
I gestated you for
10 months, okay?
357
00:14:02,551 --> 00:14:04,094
I'm the only one in this room
358
00:14:04,177 --> 00:14:05,762
whose pussy's actually
been on fire.
359
00:14:05,845 --> 00:14:07,013
Ew.
360
00:14:11,017 --> 00:14:13,478
Good luck when he asks
for a snow leopard.
361
00:14:13,562 --> 00:14:16,731
[scoffs] Snow leopard. Lame.
362
00:14:16,815 --> 00:14:19,484
I was actually thinking
like a dragon python.
363
00:14:19,568 --> 00:14:21,152
How about like
a trapeze entrance?
364
00:14:21,236 --> 00:14:23,321
Like, whoosh from the air.
"There he is."
365
00:14:23,405 --> 00:14:25,949
Dramatic. Jumps down.
366
00:14:26,032 --> 00:14:28,410
I don't think our stage has
that kind of load capacity.
367
00:14:30,036 --> 00:14:32,622
[Billie] What is it with people
trespassing on this lake?
368
00:14:33,415 --> 00:14:36,251
This is your family cottage,
remember?
369
00:14:43,049 --> 00:14:44,634
- Now dig.
- Come again?
370
00:14:44,718 --> 00:14:47,804
Dig. Here. Come on!
371
00:14:47,887 --> 00:14:51,266
[gentle music]
372
00:14:54,227 --> 00:14:56,354
We buried this after
you were born.
373
00:14:56,438 --> 00:15:00,358
♪
374
00:15:00,442 --> 00:15:02,819
Justin found the
adoption agency
375
00:15:02,902 --> 00:15:05,405
and we picked your
parents together.
376
00:15:08,283 --> 00:15:11,703
He always supported my choice
to give you a better life,
377
00:15:12,621 --> 00:15:14,706
even if neither of
our parents did.
378
00:15:19,002 --> 00:15:22,047
Justin's dad sent me that
letter before you were born.
379
00:15:24,049 --> 00:15:26,509
Justin threw it away,
but I saved it.
380
00:15:28,303 --> 00:15:31,264
Derrick threatened to take me
to court to keep you.
381
00:15:31,348 --> 00:15:35,268
Said I'd ruined Justin's life
and yours if I gave you up.
382
00:15:35,894 --> 00:15:37,520
What a dick.
383
00:15:39,022 --> 00:15:40,315
You can choose your crush,
384
00:15:41,316 --> 00:15:43,568
but you can't choose
your crush's parents.
385
00:15:46,613 --> 00:15:48,907
Justin never forgave his
dad for that letter.
386
00:15:51,785 --> 00:15:55,372
I never thought I would,
either, but with time...
387
00:15:57,957 --> 00:16:02,128
I realized Derrick was scared
of losing his son,
388
00:16:03,046 --> 00:16:07,008
his granddaughter, his hair.
389
00:16:08,134 --> 00:16:10,637
Yeah, sounds like a lot of
people wanted to keep me.
390
00:16:11,388 --> 00:16:14,099
- We all loved you very...
- Except you.
391
00:16:15,684 --> 00:16:21,064
Hey, I gave you away,
but I never gave up on you.
392
00:16:21,773 --> 00:16:23,608
Neither did Justin.
393
00:16:24,109 --> 00:16:26,111
Yeah, but you've always
been here for me.
394
00:16:26,778 --> 00:16:30,073
Justin just ran away.
395
00:16:30,156 --> 00:16:32,784
Hey, I checked out plenty
of times too.
396
00:16:33,451 --> 00:16:35,453
We were kids, Billie,
397
00:16:35,537 --> 00:16:37,297
just trying to figure out how
to ride sidecar
398
00:16:37,372 --> 00:16:39,541
to our baby's parents
without getting in the way.
399
00:16:41,042 --> 00:16:42,794
You and me have
had years to figure out
400
00:16:42,877 --> 00:16:44,504
who we are to each other.
401
00:16:45,547 --> 00:16:48,383
Justin's putting in overtime
402
00:16:48,466 --> 00:16:50,677
just to make up
for the time he missed.
403
00:16:50,760 --> 00:16:52,971
Yeah, by making a mess
of everything.
404
00:16:53,054 --> 00:16:55,056
He gets better with practice.
405
00:16:55,140 --> 00:16:57,517
He abandoned me
for a threesome.
406
00:16:57,600 --> 00:16:59,144
Didn't he get herpes?
407
00:16:59,227 --> 00:17:02,313
No, I tried to give
the lake herpes.
408
00:17:04,274 --> 00:17:07,068
So maybe you need a little
practice too.
409
00:17:07,819 --> 00:17:08,903
Hm?
410
00:17:08,987 --> 00:17:10,155
[♪ Ngaiire: "Closer"]
411
00:17:10,238 --> 00:17:12,365
♪ In the summer ♪
412
00:17:13,366 --> 00:17:16,953
♪ Meet you on the corner
streets ♪
413
00:17:18,121 --> 00:17:20,623
♪ Sweat on your shoulders ♪
414
00:17:21,207 --> 00:17:23,668
Thanks for saving our seat.
415
00:17:23,752 --> 00:17:25,420
Those are for your
brother, right?
416
00:17:25,503 --> 00:17:27,088
Absolutely.
417
00:17:27,172 --> 00:17:29,132
Tell him you chose them.
He hates lilies.
418
00:17:29,215 --> 00:17:30,592
You need to calm down, sweetie.
419
00:17:30,675 --> 00:17:32,218
I can't.
420
00:17:32,302 --> 00:17:34,304
If Opal loses,
it's Maria Callas on repeat
421
00:17:34,387 --> 00:17:35,555
for the rest of the summer.
422
00:17:35,638 --> 00:17:37,056
[clearing throat]
423
00:17:37,140 --> 00:17:38,558
Can I talk to you
for a minute?
424
00:17:38,641 --> 00:17:40,143
Oh, sure.
425
00:17:40,226 --> 00:17:42,353
Hi, I'm Teesa.
I'm Billie's birth mom.
426
00:17:42,437 --> 00:17:43,813
- Nice to meet you.
- Hey.
427
00:17:43,897 --> 00:17:46,483
Good choice.
Billie loves lilies.
428
00:17:47,358 --> 00:17:48,485
Traitor.
429
00:17:49,527 --> 00:17:51,070
Why are you stopping Billie
430
00:17:51,154 --> 00:17:52,465
and Killian from seeing
each other?
431
00:17:52,489 --> 00:17:54,657
Because they're step cousins.
432
00:17:54,741 --> 00:17:56,409
There's nothing weird about...
433
00:17:56,493 --> 00:17:58,620
Okay, maybe
it's a little weird,
434
00:17:58,703 --> 00:18:01,164
but you know what it's like to
be an outsider on the lake.
435
00:18:01,247 --> 00:18:03,207
What's it going to take just
to let them hang out?
436
00:18:03,249 --> 00:18:04,709
Don't sing tonight.
437
00:18:04,793 --> 00:18:06,628
And I will drop the
restraining order.
438
00:18:06,711 --> 00:18:09,214
It's not fair to have
a ringer in the game.
439
00:18:11,549 --> 00:18:13,885
Fine, you can take me out,
440
00:18:13,968 --> 00:18:17,096
but if our kids need us to win,
we're not doing our jobs.
441
00:18:22,393 --> 00:18:25,230
I just made it so
Opal can't lose.
442
00:18:25,313 --> 00:18:27,440
Justin said I was
a terrible ally.
443
00:18:29,150 --> 00:18:31,653
Mom worries that you'll
kill me in my sleep.
444
00:18:31,736 --> 00:18:33,530
But you're the only
woman for me.
445
00:18:34,155 --> 00:18:35,824
But leave out the ally part,
446
00:18:35,907 --> 00:18:37,667
or Opal will blast you
for virtue signalling.
447
00:18:37,742 --> 00:18:39,369
[gentle ukulele music]
448
00:18:39,452 --> 00:18:41,079
Virtue signaling...
449
00:18:43,122 --> 00:18:45,083
- Oh, my God.
- Here.
450
00:18:45,166 --> 00:18:47,293
Ah. Why is my makeup running?
451
00:18:47,377 --> 00:18:48,962
- Did you bake your face?
- What?
452
00:18:49,045 --> 00:18:50,839
Got it!
Bake your face?
453
00:18:50,922 --> 00:18:52,841
It means, set your foundation
with powder.
454
00:18:52,924 --> 00:18:55,009
Watch a tutorial, please.
455
00:18:55,927 --> 00:18:57,512
- I'm good.
- Okay.
456
00:18:58,847 --> 00:19:00,765
[moans]
457
00:19:00,849 --> 00:19:02,809
Oh!
458
00:19:02,892 --> 00:19:05,353
well, look what
the dead cat dragged in.
459
00:19:05,436 --> 00:19:07,397
It's a taxidermy joke
and a bad one.
460
00:19:07,480 --> 00:19:08,982
Are there good ones?
461
00:19:10,024 --> 00:19:11,401
Cool shirt.
462
00:19:12,235 --> 00:19:13,653
Okay, sure.
463
00:19:13,736 --> 00:19:15,113
Thank you.
464
00:19:15,697 --> 00:19:17,574
Is that the herstory?
465
00:19:17,657 --> 00:19:18,783
Fuck yeah.
466
00:19:18,867 --> 00:19:20,410
- Damn.
- God, I know.
467
00:19:21,536 --> 00:19:23,872
You know my girl is going
to kill yours, right.
468
00:19:23,955 --> 00:19:25,707
Not with this train.
469
00:19:25,790 --> 00:19:29,460
- A train?
- Choo motherfucking choo.
470
00:19:29,544 --> 00:19:35,091
[upbeat music]
471
00:19:35,174 --> 00:19:41,639
♪
472
00:19:42,807 --> 00:19:46,936
[applause]
473
00:19:47,520 --> 00:19:50,315
- Hey, everyone, this is Wayne.
- This is Jayne.
474
00:19:50,398 --> 00:19:51,983
And welcome
to the Boat House's
475
00:19:52,066 --> 00:19:54,235
47th edition of...
476
00:19:55,904 --> 00:19:57,614
[both] The Lake's Got Talent!
477
00:19:57,697 --> 00:20:01,618
[applause]
478
00:20:01,701 --> 00:20:02,994
First up, we have
479
00:20:03,077 --> 00:20:05,371
our very own Swedish meatball.
480
00:20:05,455 --> 00:20:07,290
She's ready to Ragnarok you
481
00:20:07,373 --> 00:20:09,375
with her scandi
comedy stylings.
482
00:20:09,459 --> 00:20:12,003
- Please welcome IKEA...
- Ulrika.
483
00:20:12,086 --> 00:20:13,796
Ulrika. Ulrika. Ah!
484
00:20:13,880 --> 00:20:16,215
- Come on.
- [applause]
485
00:20:16,299 --> 00:20:17,675
Ha-ha.
486
00:20:21,262 --> 00:20:22,847
Hello.
487
00:20:23,932 --> 00:20:28,019
They say that insects are
the food of the future.
488
00:20:29,395 --> 00:20:31,731
Now that's what
I call good grub.
489
00:20:31,814 --> 00:20:33,232
[man clearing throat]
490
00:20:36,152 --> 00:20:37,403
Who likes Abba?
491
00:20:41,699 --> 00:20:42,825
Hey, everybody.
492
00:20:42,909 --> 00:20:46,537
[quirky music]
493
00:20:48,289 --> 00:20:53,211
♪
494
00:20:53,294 --> 00:20:56,589
♪
495
00:20:56,673 --> 00:20:58,633
This is Rile-E-Coyote.
496
00:20:59,550 --> 00:21:01,469
[silly voice] Oh hey, Riley.
497
00:21:01,552 --> 00:21:04,973
Can you believe my boyfriend
told me I had a flat ass?
498
00:21:05,056 --> 00:21:07,892
[Justin giggling]
499
00:21:07,976 --> 00:21:09,268
[regular voice] Ouch.
500
00:21:09,936 --> 00:21:11,176
[silly voice]
You're telling me,
501
00:21:11,229 --> 00:21:12,814
doing squats ain't going to fix
502
00:21:12,897 --> 00:21:14,607
getting railed
by an 18 wheeler.
503
00:21:17,777 --> 00:21:22,073
For my next trick, I will
make my sister disappear.
504
00:21:25,702 --> 00:21:27,245
[Maisy exhaling]
505
00:21:28,871 --> 00:21:31,207
Abra-cadabs!
506
00:21:32,333 --> 00:21:33,876
[screams]
507
00:21:33,960 --> 00:21:35,461
I'm right here, Keri.
508
00:21:35,545 --> 00:21:39,882
[screams louder]
509
00:21:40,633 --> 00:21:44,846
[indiscernible whispering]
510
00:21:45,263 --> 00:21:47,598
Keri's fine. Nothin mama's
Ativan couldn't fix...
511
00:21:47,682 --> 00:21:48,766
Sorry, baby.
[laughing]
512
00:21:48,850 --> 00:21:50,393
All right, everyone,
513
00:21:50,476 --> 00:21:52,520
the moment we have all
been waiting for.
514
00:21:52,603 --> 00:21:54,272
So put your hands together
and welcome
515
00:21:54,355 --> 00:21:57,567
- the incredible Teesa.
- And Billie.
516
00:21:58,026 --> 00:22:01,446
Sure, and I'm going to
assist on maracas.
517
00:22:01,529 --> 00:22:02,697
No, you're not.
518
00:22:02,780 --> 00:22:04,866
Okay. It's all you, baby.
519
00:22:04,949 --> 00:22:06,117
- Go.
- What?
520
00:22:06,200 --> 00:22:07,368
Good luck, Teesa.
521
00:22:07,452 --> 00:22:12,999
[applause]
522
00:22:18,921 --> 00:22:20,840
[deep breath]
523
00:22:27,722 --> 00:22:33,478
[♪ Des'ree: "You Gotta Be"
cover]
524
00:22:33,561 --> 00:22:38,983
♪
525
00:22:39,067 --> 00:22:44,447
♪
526
00:22:44,530 --> 00:22:47,909
♪
527
00:22:47,992 --> 00:22:50,578
♪ Listen, as your day
unfolds ♪
528
00:22:50,661 --> 00:22:53,289
♪ Challenge what
the future holds ♪
529
00:22:53,372 --> 00:22:58,044
♪ Try and keep your head
up to the sky ♪
530
00:22:58,127 --> 00:23:00,671
♪ Lovers, they may cause
you tears ♪
531
00:23:00,755 --> 00:23:03,049
♪ Go ahead,
release your fears ♪
532
00:23:03,132 --> 00:23:05,051
♪ Stand up
and be counted ♪
533
00:23:05,134 --> 00:23:07,303
♪ Don't be ashamed to cry ♪
534
00:23:07,386 --> 00:23:09,555
♪ You gotta be ♪
535
00:23:09,639 --> 00:23:13,476
♪ You gotta be bad, you gotta
be bold, you gotta be wiser ♪
536
00:23:13,559 --> 00:23:16,521
♪ You gotta be hard,
you gotta be tough ♪
537
00:23:16,604 --> 00:23:18,981
♪ You gotta be stronger ♪
538
00:23:19,065 --> 00:23:22,193
♪ You gotta be cool,
you gotta be calm ♪
539
00:23:22,276 --> 00:23:24,195
♪ You gotta stay together ♪
540
00:23:24,278 --> 00:23:28,783
♪ All I know, all I know,
love will save the day ♪
541
00:23:28,866 --> 00:23:31,494
♪ Herald what
your mother said ♪
542
00:23:31,577 --> 00:23:34,080
♪ Read the books
your father read ♪
543
00:23:34,163 --> 00:23:38,918
♪ Try to solve the puzzles
in your own sweet time ♪
544
00:23:39,001 --> 00:23:41,838
♪ Some may have more cash
than you ♪
545
00:23:41,921 --> 00:23:44,257
♪ Others take
a different view ♪
546
00:23:44,340 --> 00:23:47,677
♪ But my, oh, my ♪
547
00:23:47,760 --> 00:23:49,720
♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪
548
00:23:49,804 --> 00:23:54,350
♪ Time asks no questions,
it goes on without you ♪
549
00:23:54,433 --> 00:23:59,272
♪ Leaving you behind if you
can't stand the pace ♪
550
00:23:59,355 --> 00:24:01,440
♪ The world keeps
on spinning ♪
551
00:24:01,524 --> 00:24:04,694
♪ Can't stop it
if you tried to ♪
552
00:24:04,777 --> 00:24:09,949
♪ The best part is danger
staring you in the face ♪
553
00:24:10,741 --> 00:24:13,995
♪ Oh ♪
554
00:24:15,121 --> 00:24:17,874
♪ You gotta be bad,
you gotta be bold ♪
555
00:24:17,957 --> 00:24:20,251
♪ You gotta be wiser ♪
556
00:24:20,334 --> 00:24:22,920
♪ You gotta be hard,
you gotta be tough ♪
557
00:24:23,004 --> 00:24:25,298
♪ You gotta be stronger ♪
558
00:24:25,381 --> 00:24:27,925
♪ You gotta be cool,
you gotta be calm ♪
559
00:24:28,009 --> 00:24:30,803
♪ You gotta
stay together ♪
560
00:24:30,887 --> 00:24:34,724
♪ All I know, all I know,
love will save the day ♪
561
00:24:34,807 --> 00:24:36,767
♪ Oh ♪
562
00:24:36,851 --> 00:24:40,855
♪ All I know, all I know,
love will save the day ♪
563
00:24:41,480 --> 00:24:46,235
[cheering]
564
00:24:46,319 --> 00:24:47,528
Nice job!
565
00:24:52,742 --> 00:24:56,454
Whoa, whoa, what?
Dua, who? Miley, where?
566
00:24:56,537 --> 00:24:58,122
That was unbelievable...
- No.
567
00:24:58,206 --> 00:25:01,626
No, definitely more time,
I understand. No problem.
568
00:25:02,084 --> 00:25:03,544
Stop it.
569
00:25:06,547 --> 00:25:07,590
- Hi.
- Go.
570
00:25:07,673 --> 00:25:09,050
Maisy and I worked it out.
571
00:25:09,425 --> 00:25:10,635
Mm-hm.
572
00:25:10,718 --> 00:25:13,512
[♪ Luna Shadows: "nite swim"]
573
00:25:13,596 --> 00:25:15,014
You were amazing.
574
00:25:15,097 --> 00:25:17,892
♪ Meet me in the garden ♪
575
00:25:17,975 --> 00:25:20,853
Thank you, they're beautiful.
576
00:25:20,937 --> 00:25:23,689
I know you weren't pumped about
coming to the lake, but...
577
00:25:25,107 --> 00:25:27,568
Bella wasn't pumped
about going to Forks, either.
578
00:25:28,069 --> 00:25:29,111
Bella?
579
00:25:29,403 --> 00:25:30,529
Like in Twilight?
580
00:25:30,613 --> 00:25:32,657
Yeah. She found true love.
581
00:25:32,740 --> 00:25:35,284
Yeah, by becoming a vampire
child bride.
582
00:25:35,952 --> 00:25:38,287
Well, I only read the first...
583
00:25:39,914 --> 00:25:41,290
four.
584
00:25:41,374 --> 00:25:42,792
- I read all of them.
- [snickers]
585
00:25:42,875 --> 00:25:44,043
All right?
586
00:25:46,045 --> 00:25:47,505
Have you guys seen Opal?
587
00:25:47,588 --> 00:25:49,340
He's up next, but we
can't find him.
588
00:25:49,423 --> 00:25:51,485
- Maybe he got scared.
- No, Opal does not get scared.
589
00:25:51,509 --> 00:25:53,069
He's been rehearsing
for like two weeks.
590
00:25:53,094 --> 00:25:54,655
Olive won't hold the
curtain for much longer.
591
00:25:54,679 --> 00:25:56,347
It's okay. I think
I know where he is.
592
00:25:56,430 --> 00:25:58,015
Where?
593
00:25:58,099 --> 00:25:59,826
Probably living his best
Liza in the boat house.
594
00:25:59,850 --> 00:26:01,477
- Let's go.
- Opal needs more
595
00:26:01,560 --> 00:26:03,688
than just an ally.
He needs his community.
596
00:26:03,771 --> 00:26:05,189
Okay? Fix this.
597
00:26:05,273 --> 00:26:07,858
Don't jazz hands at me.
598
00:26:07,942 --> 00:26:11,195
Okay, I will jazz hands if I...
599
00:26:11,279 --> 00:26:13,406
See how he talks to me?
600
00:26:13,489 --> 00:26:19,203
[gentle piano music]
601
00:26:19,287 --> 00:26:24,834
♪
602
00:26:24,917 --> 00:26:27,878
♪
603
00:26:27,962 --> 00:26:30,423
[applauding]
604
00:26:30,506 --> 00:26:32,508
This is a private rehearsal.
605
00:26:32,591 --> 00:26:36,012
It's too bad because that train
deserves a premiere.
606
00:26:37,888 --> 00:26:40,057
Relax, it's a blend.
607
00:26:41,309 --> 00:26:43,561
So, what happened tonight?
608
00:26:44,103 --> 00:26:46,314
Just not feeling the fantasy?
609
00:26:47,189 --> 00:26:50,109
Everyone was drooling over
an acoustic duet.
610
00:26:50,192 --> 00:26:52,278
The lake just isn't ready
for Mulan Rouge.
611
00:26:52,361 --> 00:26:54,697
Ooh, they're a lot more ready
than when I was a kid.
612
00:26:55,239 --> 00:26:57,116
If I have to listen to one more
old gay
613
00:26:57,199 --> 00:26:59,344
crying about not being able to
wear a dress to school...
614
00:26:59,368 --> 00:27:02,621
Old gay? I'm barely thirty...
615
00:27:02,705 --> 00:27:04,081
five.
616
00:27:05,916 --> 00:27:07,960
Okay, yes.
617
00:27:08,044 --> 00:27:10,671
Maybe your elders
do get a little bit jealous
618
00:27:10,755 --> 00:27:12,173
watching you kids
get to do drag
619
00:27:12,256 --> 00:27:13,966
while we had to hide
in the library.
620
00:27:15,551 --> 00:27:18,220
This one time, I was hiding
from tetherball,
621
00:27:18,304 --> 00:27:20,222
and I was reading about
the Samurai Code
622
00:27:20,306 --> 00:27:22,892
and how the Samurais could
control their emotions.
623
00:27:23,809 --> 00:27:25,353
And I remember thinking
that if
624
00:27:25,436 --> 00:27:27,104
I could just figure out
how to do that,
625
00:27:27,188 --> 00:27:28,439
that nobody would
see how scared
626
00:27:28,522 --> 00:27:29,732
I was of being different.
627
00:27:30,816 --> 00:27:34,445
So your internalized homophobia
was culturally appropriating?
628
00:27:34,528 --> 00:27:36,238
Nice.
629
00:27:36,322 --> 00:27:38,908
Yeah, "Paris Is Burning."
I know, we steal everything.
630
00:27:40,368 --> 00:27:43,287
I wasn't scared.
Billie deserved to win.
631
00:27:43,996 --> 00:27:45,915
If I won, it would've only been
because I'm ten.
632
00:27:45,998 --> 00:27:47,416
And I won't be pitied.
633
00:27:47,500 --> 00:27:49,001
No, of course not.
634
00:27:50,878 --> 00:27:53,047
Grandpa Derrick would've wanted
Billie to win.
635
00:27:54,548 --> 00:27:56,217
He never got to meet her.
636
00:27:59,178 --> 00:28:01,555
Oh, well that, um...
637
00:28:03,057 --> 00:28:07,269
That's a very big, very not ten
thing that you did.
638
00:28:10,064 --> 00:28:11,482
Do you miss him?
639
00:28:12,650 --> 00:28:13,859
Sometimes.
640
00:28:17,113 --> 00:28:18,239
Yes.
641
00:28:20,199 --> 00:28:21,325
Me, too.
642
00:28:22,326 --> 00:28:25,287
You know, he always let
me beat his face.
643
00:28:25,371 --> 00:28:26,747
Dad let you hit him?
644
00:28:26,831 --> 00:28:29,667
Do his make up.
You sure you're only 35?
645
00:28:30,835 --> 00:28:33,087
Wuh... Wow.
646
00:28:35,256 --> 00:28:36,465
That, uh...
647
00:28:37,299 --> 00:28:39,499
That really sounds like you
brought out the best in him.
648
00:28:41,387 --> 00:28:43,472
Even if I'm not his
real grandson.
649
00:28:43,556 --> 00:28:46,934
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, you
got to walk that back, Nicole.
650
00:28:47,017 --> 00:28:51,021
Now I'm Billie's birth dad,
but I'm not her real dad.
651
00:28:51,105 --> 00:28:52,815
There's room enough for both.
652
00:28:54,984 --> 00:28:57,778
Grandpa Derrick used to say
I reminded him of you.
653
00:28:58,904 --> 00:29:02,950
But I don't see it. You don't
know Cocteau or your colours.
654
00:29:04,368 --> 00:29:05,995
You are such a dink.
655
00:29:07,580 --> 00:29:10,166
All right. Spin her around one
more time, let me see this.
656
00:29:10,249 --> 00:29:12,042
I only got half the show.
657
00:29:12,126 --> 00:29:13,502
All right.
658
00:29:13,586 --> 00:29:17,173
[♪ Petit Biscuit:
"Sunset Lover"]
659
00:29:17,256 --> 00:29:23,762
♪
660
00:29:23,846 --> 00:29:26,515
- Do you have to go?
- You'll be fine.
661
00:29:27,224 --> 00:29:28,809
You learned how to canoe,
662
00:29:28,893 --> 00:29:30,978
how to jump off a cliff,
663
00:29:31,061 --> 00:29:33,314
and you won the talent show
all on your own.
664
00:29:33,397 --> 00:29:35,483
Yeah, because you literally
abandoned me on stage.
665
00:29:35,566 --> 00:29:38,194
You and Justin need to find
another move.
666
00:29:41,739 --> 00:29:43,282
You cannot leave me alone
with him
667
00:29:43,365 --> 00:29:44,445
for the rest of the summer.
668
00:29:45,409 --> 00:29:48,662
You and Justin both
have a hard time letting go.
669
00:29:48,746 --> 00:29:52,291
But if you do, he will too.
670
00:29:52,374 --> 00:29:55,127
And I think it's time that you
let him sleep inside again.
671
00:29:55,211 --> 00:29:56,712
Give me one good reason.
672
00:30:03,344 --> 00:30:04,595
You're pregnant.
673
00:30:06,680 --> 00:30:09,767
So in 16 years,
674
00:30:09,850 --> 00:30:13,979
when this one comes running to
you about some dumb shit I did,
675
00:30:14,063 --> 00:30:17,107
I hope you'll fight for me
like I'm fighting for you.
676
00:30:17,191 --> 00:30:18,526
That's why you came.
677
00:30:18,609 --> 00:30:20,569
I wanted to tell you in person.
678
00:30:20,653 --> 00:30:24,615
And I hope that you'll want
to be a part of their life.
679
00:30:25,366 --> 00:30:28,452
Just as much as Justin wants
to be a part of yours.
680
00:30:33,499 --> 00:30:36,544
[crickets chirping]
681
00:30:38,420 --> 00:30:39,922
[door opening]
682
00:30:42,258 --> 00:30:44,260
- Hiya.
- Hi.
683
00:30:46,303 --> 00:30:48,305
Guess we're not gonna hang out,
huh?
684
00:30:48,389 --> 00:30:50,307
Next time, I promise.
685
00:30:54,061 --> 00:30:56,230
- Did you tell her?
- Hm?
686
00:30:56,313 --> 00:30:59,316
Please, you're, what,
like, four months along?
687
00:30:59,400 --> 00:31:01,485
What gave it away?
688
00:31:01,569 --> 00:31:04,780
You went up a cup size,
you only packed maxi dresses,
689
00:31:04,863 --> 00:31:06,675
and you're getting
all those tiny little baby zits
690
00:31:06,699 --> 00:31:09,868
- on your ass again.
- [giggling]
691
00:31:09,952 --> 00:31:11,537
That and you've done
like zero cocaine
692
00:31:11,620 --> 00:31:12,955
the whole time
you've been here.
693
00:31:15,249 --> 00:31:16,750
- Stop...
- Get over here.
694
00:31:21,171 --> 00:31:22,464
Take care of her.
695
00:31:24,216 --> 00:31:25,801
I'm trying, I swear.
696
00:31:25,884 --> 00:31:27,219
- I know.
- Real hard.
697
00:31:27,303 --> 00:31:28,470
I know.
698
00:31:30,222 --> 00:31:31,599
So, who's the father?
699
00:31:32,224 --> 00:31:34,685
A sangria surprise.
700
00:31:34,768 --> 00:31:36,687
Oh!
701
00:31:36,770 --> 00:31:38,105
[laughing]
702
00:31:38,188 --> 00:31:39,398
But...
703
00:31:39,982 --> 00:31:43,193
We're figuring it out.
You'd like him.
704
00:31:43,277 --> 00:31:44,945
- Oh yeah?
- Mm-hm.
705
00:31:45,613 --> 00:31:46,947
All right.
706
00:31:47,448 --> 00:31:48,824
He's not gay, right?
707
00:31:48,907 --> 00:31:50,367
Cause I lost my gold
star for you,
708
00:31:50,451 --> 00:31:51,720
and that's got to count
for something.
709
00:31:51,744 --> 00:31:52,786
Stop.
710
00:31:52,870 --> 00:31:54,580
You're my one and only.
711
00:31:54,663 --> 00:31:56,707
[♪ "You Gotta Be"
acoustic cover]
712
00:31:56,790 --> 00:31:58,083
I know I am.
713
00:31:58,167 --> 00:32:03,380
♪
714
00:32:03,464 --> 00:32:08,052
♪
715
00:32:08,135 --> 00:32:09,845
[door opening]
716
00:32:10,471 --> 00:32:11,680
[floor creaking]
717
00:32:14,266 --> 00:32:15,434
[door closing]
718
00:32:19,229 --> 00:32:20,314
[knocking]
719
00:32:22,816 --> 00:32:24,026
Can I come in?
720
00:32:31,867 --> 00:32:33,160
Wow.
721
00:32:37,581 --> 00:32:39,416
So, you got some big news, huh?
722
00:32:40,292 --> 00:32:42,336
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
723
00:32:42,419 --> 00:32:44,296
I'm going to be a big sister.
724
00:32:46,340 --> 00:32:47,591
So cool.
725
00:32:53,138 --> 00:32:55,015
You know,
it's okay if it's not.
726
00:32:56,975 --> 00:32:59,019
No, I can't wait
to tell mom and dad.
727
00:33:01,939 --> 00:33:04,316
Teesa's going to be
such a good mom.
728
00:33:13,409 --> 00:33:16,120
This was the day we gave
you to Oliver and Naomi.
729
00:33:20,249 --> 00:33:22,251
It was a really hard day.
730
00:33:24,837 --> 00:33:27,256
But that was a really
happy one too.
731
00:33:37,391 --> 00:33:39,977
[sighs]
732
00:33:40,060 --> 00:33:44,982
[♪ Twin Flames: "Battlefields"]
733
00:33:45,065 --> 00:33:50,988
♪
734
00:33:51,071 --> 00:33:56,285
♪ Maybe I haven't
put in the time ♪
735
00:33:56,368 --> 00:34:00,748
♪ Maybe I haven't
paid my dues ♪
736
00:34:02,166 --> 00:34:05,544
♪ This life full of
deception ♪
737
00:34:07,087 --> 00:34:10,466
♪ Which reflection
is true ♪
738
00:34:12,426 --> 00:34:16,555
[singing in Inuktitut]
739
00:34:16,638 --> 00:34:21,685
♪
740
00:34:22,936 --> 00:34:25,355
♪ We've all got
battlefields in our minds ♪
741
00:34:25,439 --> 00:34:27,900
[singing in Inuktitut]
742
00:34:27,983 --> 00:34:31,111
♪ Things we run from
and leave behind ♪
743
00:34:32,196 --> 00:34:34,698
♪ We've all ♪
744
00:34:34,782 --> 00:34:37,326
♪ We've all ♪
745
00:34:37,409 --> 00:34:39,870
♪ We've all ♪
746
00:34:39,953 --> 00:34:42,706
♪ We've all ♪
747
00:34:42,790 --> 00:34:46,293
♪ We've all ♪
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