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- [clattering] - [snorts]

[plates and cutlery clattering]

♪

[sighs]

- [cereal tinkling on ceramic] - God...

God, what the hell is happening?

What, are you prepping for end times?

I thought we could have some breakfast together

and then go on a hike.

Why? Oh, my God. What did I do wrong?

I lost your fun bet. Remember?

- I owe you some family bonding. - [Justin groans]

It sounds like family bondage.

Mm...

You know what's fun? Is a nice,

slow roll, 10 AM start and chips for breakfast.

Yeah. Well, I found some environmentally

significant wetlands nearby and you and I

- are gonna check 'em out. 'Kay? - [Justin sighs]

Do you remember that the cottage

is about enjoying nature and not about, like,

putting it under a microscope?

See, that is the problem.

People have been enjoying nature so much

that the planet is a trash can fire.

So, we are prepping for end times.

Okay, I'm gonna need some coffee and some chips.

- [sighs] - Where's the, um...

Mugs are in the upper cabinets for better flow.

- [Justin] Okay. And the... - Snacks are on the top shelf

to discourage overindulgence. And ants.

Both of which, essential ingredients

to the cottage experience.

Ew.

So, you brought a label maker, did ya?

This is how you cottage.

You sit back, you relax.

You do nothing.

Okay, doing nothing is not relaxing for me, okay?

The planet is on fire, there's systemic racism,

economic inequality and doing nothing

- is the reason for all that. - Okay... I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm puttin' it back in.

Okay? I take it back.

I won't cottage-splain anymore.

All right. Why don't we start our bondage with a morning dip?

It's environmentally friendly, low economic impact.

Water's so pretty.

Nah, I'm good.

What do you mean? Isn't swimming,

like, your thing?

Lake water's gross, okay? You can't see the bottom.

"Jaws", uh, "Lake Placid" and seaweed's nasty.

Ah-kay...

- New bondage plan. - [sighs]

Why don't we hike up to Raven's Rock

and you can swim there.

It's the clearest, deepest part of the lake,

nothing nasty to touch

and you can see all the sharks coming.

Fine, as long as you don't spend the day

obsessing over Maisy and the cottage.

Pfft. Deal. Done.

I just have, like, a teensy little errand to run, first.

♪

♪ Never let, never let them go ♪

♪ I get the feeling, we're just repeating ♪

Thank you.

Thank you so much

for making me Boathouse president

for the 7th consecutive year!

Still too needy.

Winning by acclaim means that no one ran against you.

What are you thanking them for? Political apathy?

More McDormand. Less Hathaway.

Okay.

[message sent sound]

No!

Victory cookies?

That's a big flex, Mom.

Oh... Is somebody cranky because

- they miss their girlfriend? - No.

I'm just sick of lifeguard training, Dad's obsessed.

Well, stop trash-talking your parents to Sara.

I see you texting her all morning.

[Victor] Have you seen my stopwatch?

Go easy on Killian. Okay?

- I think he misses Sara. - [Opal] Yeah.

He misses dry-humping her in the basement.

Opal. We talked about boundaries.

Let your brother dry hump in peace.

Listen.

Killian is gonna win Junior Lifeguard.

I'm gonna be re-elected president

and then we can renovate this dump. Okay?

But remember, to truly win, we must embrace loss.

I think maybe no more Brené Brown podcasts for you, okay?

- [smooch] - Have fun.

Oh, hun, I love it.

It's a bit small, don't you think?

Oh. No.

This is for me.

And the shoulder pads.

- [Opal] Yeah. - Okay.

[Billie] Convince Jayne to run for Boathouse president?

That's your teensy errand?

Well, I can't run because I don't own property.

But, if Jayne becomes president,

she can veto Maisy's reno easy-peasy.

[notification sounds]

Jayne's family's owned a cottage on the lake

as long as we have, so she'll understand

the importance of protecting heritage properties.

Why don't you just talk to Maisy instead

of going behind her back?

Billie, to fight a monster,

you get an even bigger monster. All right?

Godzilla vs. King Kong.

Yeah. Judging from Games Night,

Jayne's more gecko than Godzilla.

Oh, not when we were kids.

No, she always tried to get Maisy

to switch rooms with me because it was easier

to climb out my bedroom window.

So, she told my dad that she caught me

pulling the padge to Maisy's yearbook photo...

Which, disgusting.

My dad moved me down to the basement the next day.

No, Jayne is the original Maisy,

I just gotta figure out a way to reawaken the beast within.

[notification sounds]

Ooh. Is someone leaving Kissian unread?

He has a girlfriend, remember?

And, I can't tell if he's being flirty or friendly.

You should honeydick him if you want to find out.

- Honeydick? - Yes. To honeydick,

means to hang out with somebody, work up a flirt.

And, if he makes a move, he's a dirt bag.

But if he comes clean, he's decent.

Or, I could just ask Killian.

Yes, but then Killian would know that you like him

and we never give away our power.

- Ready? - No. But do I have a choice?

- [Justin] No. - [Billie] Great.

[Justin] Well, I mean, you have free will

but how far is that gonna get ya?

[Billie] Not far enough.

[♪ girl singing score]

♪ Can you feel it, now? ♪

♪ La la-la-la-la-la-la la ♪

♪ I wanna lay around ♪

♪ Up the energy... ♪

[Victor] Push through, son. You can do it!

Feel the burn, bud. Let's go, let's go!

- [Killian grunts] - Oh, God!

Still need to shave a second off your freestyle

if you wanna beat the quads for Junior Lifeguard, son.

[Killian] I'm just not feeling it today.

[Victor] Feelings aren't facts.

We push past them to reach our full potential.

Hey. Your mom said you're missing Sara.

Why don't we invite her up to watch you compete?

No. That's more pressure.

What if I lose? I don't want her to see me choke.

Sara will support you, win or lose.

She stuck by your chronic ringworm.

Listen, our partners love us at our best and our worst.

So, hear me when I say this:

Vulnerability is the secret sexy, son.

Now, get back at her.

Let's go. C'mon!

Here. Have some.

- [Billie sighs] - Thanks.

Breakfast kind of got interrupted this morning.

[phone buzzes]

Huh. Killian wants to know if I've seen you.

Says he's been messaging.

Forgot to text him back.

Think he wants me to help him train

for lifeguard trials or something

but um, I'm hanging with Justin today.

Well, take Killian with you.

He's super into you.

And, if he keeps training,

my sisters will never win Junior Lifeguard, which...

you know, means three bitches helping themselves

to my sativa all summer.

Uh...

I'm sorry. It's kind of, like, a birth father-daughter thing.

What happened to the cottage's vintage lumber camp vibes?

O-M-jeepers, I couldn't wait to just gut the whole place.

Don't you just love our new granite counter tops

and the coconut herringbone backsplash?

We wanted contemporary, but we like hints of Tiki.

We thought, "We love fusion cuisine.

Why not try fusion design?"

So fun. It's so much to take in.

Took forever to finish, what with four girls running around

while trying to buy out my sister's half of the cottage.

- [Justin] Yeah... - Thank God,

my nephew got kidnapped while backpacking in Cartagena

so she needed to ransom him fast

because now we have our dream cottage!

- Yay! - Yay.

Except for my party pontoon.

- Let it go, babe. - Uh, what?

No, what happened to the party pontoon?

Maisy had the board vote against it.

- [gasps] - She didn't...

Oh, yeah. Said it was an eyesore.

Oh... I guess what the president wants,

the president gets.

That is weird, you guys.

That's so weird because Maisy's adding

a motorized dock to her property.

Oh. Well, um...

the wood's probably organic or something.

Maisy always has a good reason.

Yeah, no, totally, totally, she does.

Always. But, it's just...

God, that's so strange she didn't say

- anything to you about it. - [Jayne] Right?

- Yes. - We spent, like, hours

and hours discussing my reno.

She was the one who suggested painting this accent wall

this sunny shade of highlighter.

[Justin] Damn.

Just don't look at it too long.

You know...

You should run for Boathouse Board president.

- [giggles] - I'm serious, Jayne,

you would have the power to veto Maisy's dock.

Lovejoy is right.

I mean, you didn't get your perfect reno.

Why should Maisy get hers?

But guys,

as outgoing V.P., wouldn't this be, like, treason?

No, no. What? No, no, no, no, no, no.

Not treason, not treason. Listen to me, Jayne. Okay?

The Boathouse presidency is your legacy.

Your great-grandfather founded the Boathouse Fishing Club.

He banned women from joining because of their tiny brains.

But your grandmother started the first

Boathouse barbecue committee.

She banned ethnic food for its lustful properties.

I didn't try sushi for the first time

- until I was, like, 30. - Okay, Jayne.

We're gonna lean away from the bigotry

and we're gonna lean into the leadership. All right?

This is your chance,

your chance to set a great example for your girls.

Do you want them to be the kind of women

who lock other women in the shit house?

We can turn this brown upside-down, babe.

Come on, Jayne.

Where's the girl that bullied me every summer?

Where's that hellcat I married, huh?

She's right here.

Get ready...

for the summer of Jayne!

- Mm! - [laughs boisterously]

- Woo! Smoothies all 'round! - [Wayne] Yeah!

Woo! Pontoon!

♪

- [sniffs] - What is that smell?

I made up a quick batch of pickled herring

from fish caught by my chickens.

I couldn't resist sneaking a bite.

- Mm? Mm? - [Maisy] No.

No?

Chickens are very good fishermen.

On Orust Island in Sweden,

the chickens survive on fish guts

that they pull from the fish themselves.

They're much more independent than

their North American cousins but my hens,

Sven and Lars, are quick learners.

[chuckles]

Why don't we get started on today's business?

[Ulrika] Mm-hm.

If you could just sign my term renewal papers,

then we can take a quick vote on my renovation.

I really need to nail down that contractor.

- [click] - Um.

Well, the deadline for candidates to submit is, uh...

noon today.

I cannot sign it until then.

Well, if somebody else was gonna run,

they would have submitted by now.

I'm sorry. Protocol is important. Mm?

Right. I understand.

Seniors need their rituals, it helps with the confusion.

We wait until noon.

[Maisy sighs]

♪

Wait, I thought we were going to Raven's Rock.

Yes. I just want to see the look on Maisy's face

when Jayne announces that she's running for president.

[Billie] How is this not

obsessing over Maisy and the cottage?

I'm gonna be five minutes. I swear, just five minutes.

Dip your toes in the water. It's nice and shallow.

It'll be like a little warm up for Raven's Rock.

And, grab us a couple of sandwiches from the canteen.

- Justin, I... - I love you, BRB.

[clock ticking]

[yawn]

[clock ticking]

[low coughing]

Well, it doesn't look like anyone else is gonna run

- so why don't we... - [door clatter]

[♪ Fergie: "M.I.L.F.$"]

♪ Heard you in the mood for a little milkshake ♪

♪ Welcome to the Dairy Duchess Love Factory ♪

♪ I could whip it up, fix you up straight away ♪

♪ Come on in the front door, leaving at the back door ♪

♪ Whip it, flip it, hey ♪

♪ Been working extra service to give it to ya ♪

♪ Didn't mean to make you nervous, you motherfucker ♪

♪ I-N-D-E-P-E-N-D-E-N-T ♪

♪ Do you know what that means? ♪

♪ Can't see me B-R-O-K-E ♪

♪ I'm P-A-I-D ♪

♪ You heard about me, I'm sayin' ♪

♪ You got that, you got that ♪

♪ You got that milk money ♪

♪ I got that, I got that, I got that MILF money... ♪

I'd like to declare my candidacy

for Boat House president.

♪ Ooh ♪

♪ Oh-oh-oh ♪

♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪

- [gasps] - Oh, my God!

You scared the shit out of me!

[Killian laughs]

Well, that's the idea.

Don't you love scary movies?

Slasher movies, not monster movies.

Noted. Hey, um, is your phone off?

I've been trying to text you but it's been radio silence.

Uh... Yeah, I turned it off.

Someone told me to do nothing.

- Sweet. - [laughs]

No, it's just, um, I could super use a swim coach

that's not drinking the TED talk Kool-Aid.

[Victor] Killian!

Let's go, bud, come on! Pick it up!

I already promised Justin I'd go swimming with him

at Raven's Rock.

Well, maybe we could go another time.

Let me know.

And, turn on your phone, you weirdo.

[sighs]

[scoffs]

Jayne, I had to beg you to be my V.P.

Where's this coming from?

Did something happen at Games Night?

You had a Games Night without us?

Because the last one you went to,

you fucked Whoreen and broke Mummy's heart.

Save it for your blog, Claire.

Jayne. What's going on?

Maisy, I love being your VP.

I love supporting you, listening to you.

I love you.

But, I want to follow in my family's footsteps.

Wasn't theirs just a...

skosh racist, homophobic and misogynist?

Well, I want to follow in their fun footsteps.

Their flip-flop steps.

There's so many rules at the lake now.

No noise, no tubing, no pontoons.

I want to bring fun back to the lake.

Fun is important,

and so is debate.

Both have been central to my presidency.

But your granny's idea of fun was keeping Catholics

off the lake for being too fertile.

My 16 cousins and I were directly affected.

I... I just wanted to give my girls a better example.

That's what every parent wants

and what every president wants, to lead by example.

But sometimes, that means following those

who set a better example.

Oh.

Yeah.

Thank you...

for reminding me how unfit I am to lead.

[whispers] She's folding like a fuckin' lawn chair!

You're always there to help me.

- Mm... - Guide me...

Hold me.

We will hold a town hall tonight

and then we can have the election then.

[whispers] Fuck!

Everyone will have a chance to speak,

ask questions and then we will vote by a show of hands.

May the best candidate win!

Oh, she will.

Bad move.

You woke the beast.

Please, tell Maisy I never meant...

Oh, no.

I meant me.

♪

♪ Ooh ♪

♪ Oh-oh-oh ♪

♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪

[Justin] Hey.

Okay, they only had the Triple-Decker-Clubhouse.

I got a little bit of bad news.

I can't go with you to Raven's Rock.

I know. Jayne's about to drop out of the race

and I gotta go give her a pep talk and maybe an upper or two.

I'm sorry.

I am, but why don't you take Killian?

It'd be like rescuing a sad puppy.

What 16 year old wants to meditate with their father?

- In public. - No, I already turned him down

because I was waiting for you.

And, I'd look completely unhinged, now,

- with this Hungry Man picnic. - Okay, hear me out:

Taking Killian to Raven's Rock?

Perfect place to honeydick him.

It's private. It's secluded.

So, if he wants to make a move, oh yeah,

he's gonna make it there.

So, you're suggesting I go to a completely

secluded place with a guy I just met?

Stellar parenting.

Look, Billie, if Jayne wins,

Maisy's reno's over.

We can save the family cottage.

Good luck with your gecko.

I'm out.

Well, Billie, wait.

Can I get a sandwich?

Like, even a half Decker, maybe?

I'm just feeling so hangry.

No, you're right. You're right.

Empty carbs are the enemy.

[sighs]

[upbeat '80s-inspired bright pop plays]

♪ I'm makin' my way downtown ♪

♪ Walking fast, faces pass and I'm homebound ♪

♪

♪ If I could fall into the sky ♪

- ♪ Do you think... ♪ - Whoa.

What was that about?

I couldn't take any more of my dad's vulnerability coaching.

Don't let it tip!

Woah.

What was that about?

Lake water freaks me out.

[Killian] Is that why you didn't text me back?

Justin was taking me to Raven's Rock to get over it.

Well, summer will suck if you won't get in the water.

I'll take you to Raven's.

I do owe you one after my shit locker freak out.

Cool.

I just have, like, one teensy errand to run first.

[knocking]

Hey.

You got Killian to stop training.

I knew I could count on you.

I'm only hanging out with him

for a couple of hours to honeydick him.

Do you mean "honeypot"?

Using your lady wiles to set a trap?

Honeypot!

That makes a lot more sense.

All these Triple Deckers are yours if you help me.

- What do you need? - I need a cute skirt

and a drive-by glow up.

And I've only got, like, a few minutes.

Just don't touch the hair.

Killian?

Killian!

Was our wood stain Cherry Pop or a Walnut Brûlée?

Got the warehouse on hold.

The vision board's in Michael Bassbender, hun.

Ah.

I pushed Killian too far.

He snuck off during my guided meditation.

Oh, well, of course he did.

What teenager wants to meditate?

Can you believe that Jayne is running for president?

I need you to sign some hockey crap for Whoreen

just to win her over.

She might vote for you if you stop calling her Whoreen.

I checked on Michael Bassbender

but the vision board's gone.

Well, who was in the office last?

We were all in there cleaning up after Games Night.

Sardines.

Justin!

Justin must have found it.

He convinced Jayne to run.

Her T-shirt reeked of gay make-over montage.

Barry, I'll call you back.

We've got a situation.

My bedazzler better not be missing.

What happens to our building permits if Jayne wins?

It's okay. It's okay.

I just need to take Justin out.

Without him, her campaign crumbles.

I'll get the dustpan.

- [knocks] - C'mon, babe.

[Jayne's voice quivering] Why'd you make me do it?

Maisy's an amazing president.

She's smart. She's organized.

She's beautiful. She's strong.

You're strong, too, babe!

Jayne okay?

No, she locked herself in the bathroom.

- [pounding] - Jayne, come on.

Unlock the door.

[Jayne] It got stuck when I slammed it

- but it's what I deserve. - No.

[Jayne] I should just stay in here until the election's over.

- No. - Looks like you could use

a little blunt force.

- For sure, yeah. - Yeah.

Maisy's been sending board members

crying to the washroom for years.

- Here. Hold this for me? - Yeah, of course.

You gotta pound it hard.

Or we could work up to it with a lot of eye contact.

- [Jayne sobbing] - [loud pounding]

Some sick delts, there, Rile.

What do you bench, bro?

- [loud thud] - [Riley] Woah.

[sobbing]

[Justin] Oh...

Hey, hey, buddy.

♪

I'm sorry, Justin. I can't.

Oh, man. But what about the summer of Jayne?

Remember? Summer of Jayne?

[sobbing]

[Wayne] And our pontoon.

Oh, fuck your pontoon, Wayne!

Hey, I... I know where Maisy keeps the gluten-free donuts.

They taste like sand, but they're frosted.

Okay.

You want some sand?

- Yeah. - Yeah, okay. Go get some sand.

Okay.

[Jayne sniffling]

- [Wayne] It's our pontoon. - [Jayne] No.

Shit.

Shit, Wayne.

Wayne, Wayne, Wayne.

Wayne.

- Hello. - Sometimes...

ya gotta use a little blunt force.

Do you know what two J's make, Wayne?

Jjj. Jj-Jj.

No.

[upbeat classic rock plays]

Wh... Wh. Wayne?

Wayne.

Get ready for the summer of Wayne!

- Summer of Wayne! - Summer of Wayne!

[Justin] Summer of Wayne!

♪

- [slap] - Oh, wow!

Summer of Wayne!

- That feels dislocated. - [Wayne belches]

[lake rippling]

Okay.

[notification sounds]

What?

Nothing.

You look nice.

I just hope Olive's okay with you

getting her clothes a bit dirty.

[notifications sound]

That's a lot of texts.

Do you need to call?

It's all good.

Hm.

So is this where you kill me?

This is the path to Raven's Rock.

That's where I kill you.

Well, I did want to go on a hike today, so I'll risk it.

You're gonna love this one.

Come on.

[strings play]

[indistinct chattering]

[man] Hey guys, how are you?

...Trying to hold on to whatever we possibly can

but history alive, here, we get these people...

Excuse me.

You stole my vision board on Games Night.

And, I can appreciate that you may

be experiencing feelings about my reno

but forcing a woman with seasonal affective disorder

to run is just cruel.

Jayne dropped out.

Oh, well, who's running?

- Oh. - [chuckles]

Let's run a clean campaign and leave the kids out of this.

They didn't choose this life.

- We did. - [Maisy] Mm...

[both chuckle]

He used to rub your bathing suit with poison ivy.

- Remember that. - I...

Had forgotten.

- Yes. - Oh, hi.

Justin Lovejoy, simple cottage renter.

Uh, when faced with new construction

and renovation on the lake,

how do you plan to ensure lake heritage is preserved?

I will start a committee to make sure

that development and renovations

on the lake are controlled.

- [cheering] - Woo! Good point, babe,

That's... That's what you want.

That's the thing you want.

I would argue that development is a good thing.

It ups property value which benefits us all.

- [man] Boo! - [clapping]

So true.

What if we get priced out?

Of course, I mean, modest renovations and general upkeep.

People need to stop painting deckchairs scarlet.

It's triggering.

So, is adultery.

If elected, I will stop Maisy's embargo

on party pontoons and tubing hours.

Wayne Moore guarantee!

[clapping]

The Boathouse's decision to limit certain watercraft

is very much on par with other lakes in the area.

[light clapping]

Which we all appreciate.

Skin this flawless requires eight hours

of uninterrupted sleep.

What are you gonna do about the wild boars?

[muttering]

A pack was spotted at Newmarket.

[Wayne chuckles]

Boars.

- For real? - Yeah.

[woman] They ate a poodle.

Newmarket is, what, 600 kilometres away?

Can boars drive?

Ignoring the threat won't stop them.

Unless it will.

[loud chattering]

[loud chattering]

[sharp strings play]

There are many ways to deal with invasive species

but yelling isn't one of them!

Why don't we take 10 minutes

and then we can share our closing statements

and then vote?

- Ulrika? - Mm-hm.

Can I talk to you for a second?

[Ulrika] Mm.

Mm-hm. Yeah.

♪

[panting]

[quietly] Oh, my God.

- Oh. - This is one of

my favourite places on the lake.

Oh, cool. We should get a pic, then.

Yeah.

Here, I'll do it.

I got the reach.

- [chuckles] - [camera shutter snapping]

Get the water.

Cool.

- Here you go. - And you're cool if I...

I post this pic?

Yeah, it's a good one.

- [chuckles] - And you're cool

with me tagging you, right? Like, so...

- all our friends can see? - Yeah.

All right. Uh, I'm doing it.

Now.

[Killian] Ready to jump?

[Billie] Come again?

The best way to get into the water

is to jump off Raven's Rock.

♪

Ah.

You know that if Wayne wins,

the lake goes full frat house,

or was that your fantasy all along?

Not since I was 12.

And you should have thought of that

before you scared Jayne away.

There's a reason that Jayne is my VP.

She cannot handle the power plays.

Oh, bullshit.

Jayne taught you everything that you know.

Her yearbook wanking play was iconic bullying.

Oh. Sweetie, that was me.

I just let Jayne take the fall.

Anyway, I did it for you. Your dad thought

you were straight for, like, two more years.

You may have stolen his love and my childhood bedroom

but I am not some fat kid locked in your trunk

at a Smash Mouth concert anymore.

I will not let you destroy my family legacy.

My trunk is sealed now.

[whispers] Airtight.

[Billie] Uh...

You know, I'm good.

I'm, like, totally fine with just staying up here, forever.

Okay, well, the jump's scarier than the water.

Yeah, that's not helping.

[panting]

[Killian] Here.

Ah-ha! Honeydicked you!

Honey-what?

It's where you set up a trap using your...

lady... dick... wiles.

I'm... I'm just trying to help you get in the water.

Yeah, he helps me tilt.

You make s'mores. You take me hiking.

How's Sara going to feel about this?

Uh, Sara, honestly, she wouldn't care.

If I were your girlfriend, I'd care a shit ton.

Sara's into girls.

Our parents are best friends

and they've been stanning us since we were in diapers.

But, Sara came out to me this year

and I agreed to keep saying we were a thing until

she came out to her parents.

So, you're just this, like, really cool,

really decent guy who wants to help me?

You think I'm cool?

[chuckles]

Hold this.

[screaming]

[loud splash]

Maiser! He's doing it. Killian's finally facing

his fears and jumping off Raven's Rock with Billie!

What? They're jumping off of Raven's Rock?

I was just gonna take her there to swim.

Only the Patterson girl broke her leg there

when she was jumping off and the water levels

went down. She almost drowned.

That was because she was swimming back

with a broken leg. Come on.

Shit. She's not answering her phone.

You guys go. I'll stay with Opal.

And don't worry about Wayne. He's a big boy.

He can manage without his campaign manager.

- Now, where'd I dock my boat. - Ugh...

Well, I can take you to the Rock on my boat.

- Sweet. - Please tell me that

you're hiding a Victorian doll collection at home

because I'm very sexually conflicted

by your big masc for masc energy.

- Yes. - [Justin] Okay.

[upbeat classic rock plays]

♪ I'm gonna run to you ♪

♪ Yeah, I'm gonna run to you! ♪

- [screaming] - [Justin] Shit!

Billie! Billie!

Billie! Oh, shit.

[laughs]

What the fuck? Are you okay?

I'm fine. This is my third jump.

You conquered your fear of lake water.

Ya did it because of me!

Nope.

Because of him.

Woo!

[Victor] Yes! That's my boy!

Woo!

- You good? - No.

Just a little longer.

[Killian] Nice jump.

[Billie laughs]

[indistinct chattering]

Oh, my God, what happened? Who won?

The candidate for the job.

Wayne! Hey, congratulations.

How does it feel to be President?

You'll have to ask Ulrika.

Yeah. I mean, she had the better wild boar policy.

I think. I checked out for a bit.

Hm. I'm gonna grab pop.

[Maisy] Well, as my grandma used to say,

- "There's always..." - Maiser.

Ulrika is president?

I asked her to take my place. I was losing the crowd.

- I had to pivot. - But what if

she veto's our renos like you vetoed Jayne's dock?

Oh man, is...

Is this what failure feels like?

Did Brené lie?

No, relax.

Trust me, I got this.

- Ooh. - Uh, thank you.

I promise to protect the environment

and keep the lake safe from boars.

The only wild pigs welcome here

will be on our spits and in our bellies!

[cheering]

- You're welcome. - Yeah.

Thank you. Yes. Mm-hm.

All right. Not a bad day.

Ulrika will put Maisy's demo on slo-mo

and Killian's girlfriend is into girls.

And, I only had to completely humiliate myself to find out!

Oh yes, but no more fear of what lies beneath.

- She's a lake baby, now. - You only had

to stand me up twice for it to happen.

Did you just break into our cabin?

No... The door was open.

I thought I'd just pop by and grab my battleship.

I really hope it's all here.

It's so frustrating playing with missing pieces.

Yeah. Gotta watch out for that submarine.

Sneak attack under the water.

I prefer the aircraft carrier.

I like big guns.

Oh, she is sweating.

If Ulrika delays her reno long enough,

she's gonna lose all of her deposits.

She could be off the lake a lot sooner than we'd hoped.

Which means Killian's gone, too.

Well then, you better make a move fast

'cause summer romance ain't meant to last.

[sighs]

- Look at what mommy found... - My vision board.

- Finally. - [Maisy] You might want

to check it's all there. Justin really loves swatches.

Oh, Barry at the warehouse

says they're discontinuing Walnut Brûlée.

Well, call him and tell him we'll take

- everything that's left. - Maybe we should wait.

I mean, what if Ulrika

doesn't let us build our new cottage?

No. No, sweetie.

Mommy's gonna brûlée this baby to the ground.

[♪ Françoise Hardy: "Le temps des souvenirs]

♪ Sha la la la la la la ♪

♪ Sha la la la, sha la la la ♪

♪ Sha la la la la la la ♪

♪ Je sais qu'un jour, je vivrai sans toi ♪

♪ Le temps des souvenirs ♪

♪ Car je le vois venir déjà ♪

♪ Le temps des souvenirs ♪

♪ Toi, tu seras parti, tu vivras ta vie ♪

♪ Je serai seule à presque en mourir ♪

♪ Au temps ♪

♪ Des souvenirs ♪

♪ Sha la la la, sha la la la ♪

♪ Sha la la la la la la ♪