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- [clattering]
- [snorts]
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[plates and cutlery clattering]
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♪
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[sighs]
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- [cereal tinkling on ceramic]
- God...
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God, what the hell
is happening?
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What, are you
prepping for end times?
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I thought we could have
some breakfast together
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and then go on a hike.
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Why? Oh, my God.
What did I do wrong?
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I lost your fun bet. Remember?
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- I owe you some family bonding.
- [Justin groans]
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It sounds like family bondage.
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Mm...
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You know what's fun?
Is a nice,
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slow roll, 10 AM start
and chips for breakfast.
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Yeah. Well, I found
some environmentally
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significant wetlands nearby
and you and I
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- are gonna check 'em out. 'Kay?
- [Justin sighs]
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Do you remember
that the cottage
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is about enjoying nature
and not about, like,
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putting it under a microscope?
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See, that is the problem.
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People have been
enjoying nature so much
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that the planet is
a trash can fire.
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So, we are prepping
for end times.
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Okay, I'm gonna need some
coffee and some chips.
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- [sighs]
- Where's the, um...
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Mugs are in the upper cabinets
for better flow.
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- [Justin] Okay. And the...
- Snacks are on the top shelf
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to discourage overindulgence.
And ants.
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Both of which,
essential ingredients
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to the cottage experience.
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Ew.
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So, you brought
a label maker, did ya?
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This is how you cottage.
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You sit back, you relax.
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You do nothing.
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Okay, doing nothing
is not relaxing for me, okay?
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The planet is on fire,
there's systemic racism,
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economic inequality
and doing nothing
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- is the reason for all that.
- Okay... I'm sorry.
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I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
I'm puttin' it back in.
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Okay? I take it back.
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I won't cottage-splain anymore.
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All right. Why don't we start
our bondage with a morning dip?
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It's environmentally friendly,
low economic impact.
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Water's so pretty.
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Nah, I'm good.
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What do you mean?
Isn't swimming,
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like, your thing?
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Lake water's gross, okay?
You can't see the bottom.
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"Jaws", uh, "Lake Placid"
and seaweed's nasty.
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Ah-kay...
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- New bondage plan.
- [sighs]
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Why don't we hike
up to Raven's Rock
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and you can swim there.
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It's the clearest,
deepest part of the lake,
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nothing nasty to touch
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and you can see
all the sharks coming.
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Fine, as long as you
don't spend the day
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obsessing over Maisy
and the cottage.
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Pfft. Deal. Done.
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I just have, like, a teensy
little errand to run, first.
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♪
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♪ Never let,
never let them go ♪
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♪ I get the feeling,
we're just repeating ♪
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Thank you.
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Thank you so much
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for making me
Boathouse president
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for the 7th consecutive year!
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Still too needy.
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Winning by acclaim means that
no one ran against you.
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What are you thanking them for?
Political apathy?
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More McDormand. Less Hathaway.
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Okay.
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[message sent sound]
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No!
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Victory cookies?
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That's a big flex, Mom.
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Oh...
Is somebody cranky because
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- they miss their girlfriend?
- No.
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I'm just sick of lifeguard
training, Dad's obsessed.
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Well, stop trash-talking
your parents to Sara.
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I see you texting her
all morning.
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[Victor]
Have you seen my stopwatch?
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Go easy on Killian. Okay?
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- I think he misses Sara.
- [Opal] Yeah.
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He misses dry-humping her
in the basement.
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Opal. We talked about
boundaries.
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Let your brother
dry hump in peace.
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Listen.
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Killian is gonna
win Junior Lifeguard.
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I'm gonna
be re-elected president
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and then we can renovate
this dump. Okay?
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But remember, to truly win,
we must embrace loss.
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I think maybe no more Brené
Brown podcasts for you, okay?
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- [smooch]
- Have fun.
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Oh, hun, I love it.
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It's a bit small,
don't you think?
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Oh. No.
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This is for me.
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And the shoulder pads.
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- [Opal] Yeah.
- Okay.
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[Billie] Convince Jayne to run
for Boathouse president?
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That's your teensy errand?
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Well, I can't run because
I don't own property.
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But, if Jayne
becomes president,
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she can veto Maisy's
reno easy-peasy.
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[notification sounds]
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Jayne's family's owned
a cottage on the lake
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as long as we have,
so she'll understand
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the importance of protecting
heritage properties.
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Why don't you just talk
to Maisy instead
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of going behind her back?
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Billie, to fight a monster,
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you get an even bigger monster.
All right?
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Godzilla vs. King Kong.
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Yeah. Judging from Games Night,
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Jayne's more gecko
than Godzilla.
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Oh, not when we were kids.
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No, she always tried
to get Maisy
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to switch rooms with me
because it was easier
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to climb out my bedroom window.
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So, she told my dad
that she caught me
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pulling the padge
to Maisy's yearbook photo...
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Which, disgusting.
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My dad moved me down
to the basement the next day.
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No, Jayne is
the original Maisy,
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I just gotta figure out a way
to reawaken the beast within.
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[notification sounds]
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Ooh. Is someone
leaving Kissian unread?
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He has a girlfriend, remember?
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And, I can't tell if
he's being flirty or friendly.
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You should honeydick him
if you want to find out.
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- Honeydick?
- Yes. To honeydick,
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means to hang out with
somebody, work up a flirt.
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And, if he makes a move,
he's a dirt bag.
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But if he comes clean,
he's decent.
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Or, I could just ask Killian.
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Yes, but then Killian would
know that you like him
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and we never
give away our power.
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- Ready?
- No. But do I have a choice?
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- [Justin] No.
- [Billie] Great.
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[Justin] Well,
I mean, you have free will
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but how far
is that gonna get ya?
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[Billie] Not far enough.
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[♪ girl singing score]
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♪ Can you feel it, now? ♪
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♪ La la-la-la-la-la-la la ♪
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♪ I wanna lay around ♪
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♪ Up the energy... ♪
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[Victor] Push through, son.
You can do it!
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Feel the burn, bud.
Let's go, let's go!
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- [Killian grunts]
- Oh, God!
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Still need to shave
a second off your freestyle
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if you wanna beat the quads
for Junior Lifeguard, son.
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[Killian]
I'm just not feeling it today.
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[Victor] Feelings aren't facts.
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We push past them to reach
our full potential.
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Hey. Your mom said
you're missing Sara.
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Why don't we invite her up
to watch you compete?
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No. That's more pressure.
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What if I lose? I don't
want her to see me choke.
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Sara will support you,
win or lose.
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She stuck by
your chronic ringworm.
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Listen, our partners love us
at our best and our worst.
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So, hear me when I say this:
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Vulnerability is
the secret sexy, son.
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Now, get back at her.
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Let's go. C'mon!
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Here. Have some.
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- [Billie sighs]
- Thanks.
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Breakfast kind of got
interrupted this morning.
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[phone buzzes]
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Huh. Killian wants to
know if I've seen you.
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Says he's been messaging.
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Forgot to text him back.
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Think he wants me
to help him train
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for lifeguard trials
or something
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but um, I'm hanging
with Justin today.
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Well, take Killian with you.
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He's super into you.
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And, if he keeps training,
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my sisters will never win
Junior Lifeguard, which...
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you know, means three bitches
helping themselves
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to my sativa all summer.
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Uh...
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I'm sorry. It's kind of, like,
a birth father-daughter thing.
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What happened to the cottage's
vintage lumber camp vibes?
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O-M-jeepers, I couldn't wait
to just gut the whole place.
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Don't you just love our
new granite counter tops
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and the coconut
herringbone backsplash?
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We wanted contemporary,
but we like hints of Tiki.
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We thought,
"We love fusion cuisine.
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Why not try fusion design?"
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So fun.
It's so much to take in.
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Took forever to finish, what
with four girls running around
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while trying to buy out my
sister's half of the cottage.
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- [Justin] Yeah...
- Thank God,
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my nephew got kidnapped
while backpacking in Cartagena
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so she needed
to ransom him fast
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because now we have
our dream cottage!
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- Yay!
- Yay.
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Except for my party pontoon.
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- Let it go, babe.
- Uh, what?
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No, what happened
to the party pontoon?
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Maisy had the board
vote against it.
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- [gasps]
- She didn't...
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Oh, yeah.
Said it was an eyesore.
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Oh... I guess what
the president wants,
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the president gets.
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That is weird, you guys.
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That's so weird because
Maisy's adding
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a motorized dock
to her property.
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Oh. Well, um...
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the wood's probably
organic or something.
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Maisy always has a good reason.
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Yeah, no, totally,
totally, she does.
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Always. But, it's just...
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God, that's so strange she
didn't say
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- anything to you about it.
- [Jayne] Right?
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- Yes.
- We spent, like, hours
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and hours discussing my reno.
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She was the one who suggested
painting this accent wall
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this sunny shade
of highlighter.
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[Justin] Damn.
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Just don't look at it too long.
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You know...
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You should run for
Boathouse Board president.
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- [giggles]
- I'm serious, Jayne,
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you would have the power
to veto Maisy's dock.
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Lovejoy is right.
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I mean, you didn't get
your perfect reno.
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Why should Maisy get hers?
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But guys,
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as outgoing V.P., wouldn't
this be, like, treason?
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No, no. What?
No, no, no, no, no, no.
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Not treason, not treason.
Listen to me, Jayne. Okay?
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The Boathouse presidency
is your legacy.
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Your great-grandfather founded
the Boathouse Fishing Club.
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He banned women from joining
because of their tiny brains.
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But your grandmother
started the first
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Boathouse barbecue committee.
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She banned ethnic food
for its lustful properties.
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I didn't try sushi
for the first time
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- until I was, like, 30.
- Okay, Jayne.
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00:09:47,254 --> 00:09:49,131
We're gonna lean away
from the bigotry
249
00:09:49,214 --> 00:09:52,009
and we're gonna lean into
the leadership. All right?
250
00:09:52,092 --> 00:09:53,802
This is your chance,
251
00:09:53,885 --> 00:09:57,014
your chance to set
a great example for your girls.
252
00:09:57,097 --> 00:09:59,182
Do you want them
to be the kind of women
253
00:09:59,266 --> 00:10:02,477
who lock other women
in the shit house?
254
00:10:02,561 --> 00:10:05,314
We can turn
this brown upside-down, babe.
255
00:10:05,397 --> 00:10:06,940
Come on, Jayne.
256
00:10:07,024 --> 00:10:08,824
Where's the girl
that bullied me every summer?
257
00:10:08,900 --> 00:10:10,736
Where's that hellcat
I married, huh?
258
00:10:12,154 --> 00:10:14,239
She's right here.
259
00:10:14,323 --> 00:10:16,033
Get ready...
260
00:10:16,116 --> 00:10:18,493
for the summer of Jayne!
261
00:10:18,577 --> 00:10:20,495
- Mm!
- [laughs boisterously]
262
00:10:20,579 --> 00:10:23,165
- Woo! Smoothies all 'round!
- [Wayne] Yeah!
263
00:10:23,248 --> 00:10:26,126
Woo! Pontoon!
264
00:10:26,209 --> 00:10:28,170
♪
265
00:10:28,253 --> 00:10:31,631
- [sniffs]
- What is that smell?
266
00:10:31,715 --> 00:10:33,467
I made up a quick batch
of pickled herring
267
00:10:33,550 --> 00:10:35,385
from fish caught
by my chickens.
268
00:10:35,469 --> 00:10:37,304
I couldn't resist
sneaking a bite.
269
00:10:37,387 --> 00:10:38,680
- Mm? Mm?
- [Maisy] No.
270
00:10:38,764 --> 00:10:40,098
No?
271
00:10:40,182 --> 00:10:42,017
Chickens are very
good fishermen.
272
00:10:42,100 --> 00:10:44,186
On Orust Island in Sweden,
273
00:10:44,269 --> 00:10:46,063
the chickens survive
on fish guts
274
00:10:46,146 --> 00:10:47,814
that they pull from
the fish themselves.
275
00:10:47,898 --> 00:10:49,399
They're much more
independent than
276
00:10:49,483 --> 00:10:51,109
their North American cousins
but my hens,
277
00:10:51,193 --> 00:10:53,320
Sven and Lars,
are quick learners.
278
00:10:53,403 --> 00:10:54,905
[chuckles]
279
00:10:54,988 --> 00:10:57,366
Why don't we get started
on today's business?
280
00:10:57,449 --> 00:10:59,076
[Ulrika] Mm-hm.
281
00:10:59,159 --> 00:11:00,803
If you could just sign
my term renewal papers,
282
00:11:00,827 --> 00:11:02,638
then we can take a quick vote
on my renovation.
283
00:11:02,662 --> 00:11:05,040
I really need to nail down
that contractor.
284
00:11:05,123 --> 00:11:07,417
- [click]
- Um.
285
00:11:07,501 --> 00:11:10,545
Well, the deadline for
candidates to submit is, uh...
286
00:11:10,629 --> 00:11:11,963
noon today.
287
00:11:12,047 --> 00:11:14,633
I cannot sign it until then.
288
00:11:14,716 --> 00:11:16,156
Well, if somebody else
was gonna run,
289
00:11:16,218 --> 00:11:17,803
they would have
submitted by now.
290
00:11:17,886 --> 00:11:21,807
I'm sorry.
Protocol is important. Mm?
291
00:11:22,641 --> 00:11:24,518
Right. I understand.
292
00:11:24,601 --> 00:11:27,604
Seniors need their rituals,
it helps with the confusion.
293
00:11:29,272 --> 00:11:31,358
We wait until noon.
294
00:11:32,359 --> 00:11:33,652
[Maisy sighs]
295
00:11:33,735 --> 00:11:37,906
♪
296
00:11:37,989 --> 00:11:39,634
Wait, I thought we were
going to Raven's Rock.
297
00:11:39,658 --> 00:11:42,702
Yes. I just want to see
the look on Maisy's face
298
00:11:42,786 --> 00:11:45,122
when Jayne announces that
she's running for president.
299
00:11:45,205 --> 00:11:46,540
[Billie] How is this not
300
00:11:46,623 --> 00:11:48,417
obsessing over Maisy
and the cottage?
301
00:11:48,500 --> 00:11:50,561
I'm gonna be five minutes.
I swear, just five minutes.
302
00:11:50,585 --> 00:11:52,545
Dip your toes in the water.
It's nice and shallow.
303
00:11:52,587 --> 00:11:54,467
It'll be like a little warm up
for Raven's Rock.
304
00:11:54,506 --> 00:11:56,317
And, grab us a couple of
sandwiches from the canteen.
305
00:11:56,341 --> 00:11:57,801
- Justin, I...
- I love you, BRB.
306
00:11:59,344 --> 00:12:01,596
[clock ticking]
307
00:12:02,556 --> 00:12:03,807
[yawn]
308
00:12:07,561 --> 00:12:09,980
[clock ticking]
309
00:12:10,063 --> 00:12:13,692
[low coughing]
310
00:12:13,775 --> 00:12:16,653
Well, it doesn't look like
anyone else is gonna run
311
00:12:16,736 --> 00:12:18,905
- so why don't we...
- [door clatter]
312
00:12:18,989 --> 00:12:21,241
[♪ Fergie: "M.I.L.F.$"]
313
00:12:21,324 --> 00:12:23,994
♪ Heard you in the mood
for a little milkshake ♪
314
00:12:24,077 --> 00:12:26,830
♪ Welcome to the Dairy
Duchess Love Factory ♪
315
00:12:26,913 --> 00:12:29,875
♪ I could whip it up,
fix you up straight away ♪
316
00:12:29,958 --> 00:12:32,252
♪ Come on in the front door,
leaving at the back door ♪
317
00:12:32,335 --> 00:12:34,296
♪ Whip it, flip it, hey ♪
318
00:12:34,379 --> 00:12:36,423
♪ Been working extra service
to give it to ya ♪
319
00:12:36,506 --> 00:12:39,217
♪ Didn't mean to make you
nervous, you motherfucker ♪
320
00:12:39,301 --> 00:12:42,929
♪ I-N-D-E-P-E-N-D-E-N-T ♪
321
00:12:43,013 --> 00:12:44,890
♪ Do you know
what that means? ♪
322
00:12:44,973 --> 00:12:47,851
♪ Can't see me B-R-O-K-E ♪
323
00:12:47,934 --> 00:12:49,644
♪ I'm P-A-I-D ♪
324
00:12:49,728 --> 00:12:51,271
♪ You heard about me,
I'm sayin' ♪
325
00:12:51,354 --> 00:12:52,772
♪ You got that, you got that ♪
326
00:12:52,856 --> 00:12:54,858
♪ You got that milk money ♪
327
00:12:54,941 --> 00:12:57,235
♪ I got that, I got that,
I got that MILF money... ♪
328
00:12:59,196 --> 00:13:01,281
I'd like
to declare my candidacy
329
00:13:01,364 --> 00:13:03,867
for Boat House president.
330
00:13:06,119 --> 00:13:09,164
♪ Ooh ♪
331
00:13:09,247 --> 00:13:12,542
♪ Oh-oh-oh ♪
332
00:13:12,626 --> 00:13:15,003
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
333
00:13:15,086 --> 00:13:17,339
- [gasps]
- Oh, my God!
334
00:13:17,422 --> 00:13:19,090
You scared the shit out of me!
335
00:13:19,174 --> 00:13:20,634
[Killian laughs]
336
00:13:20,717 --> 00:13:22,260
Well, that's the idea.
337
00:13:22,344 --> 00:13:23,762
Don't you love scary movies?
338
00:13:23,845 --> 00:13:27,265
Slasher movies,
not monster movies.
339
00:13:27,349 --> 00:13:30,393
Noted. Hey, um,
is your phone off?
340
00:13:30,477 --> 00:13:34,022
I've been trying to text you
but it's been radio silence.
341
00:13:34,105 --> 00:13:36,441
Uh... Yeah, I turned it off.
342
00:13:37,692 --> 00:13:40,028
Someone told me to do nothing.
343
00:13:40,111 --> 00:13:41,780
- Sweet.
- [laughs]
344
00:13:41,863 --> 00:13:43,990
No, it's just, um,
I could super use a swim coach
345
00:13:44,074 --> 00:13:45,825
that's not drinking
the TED talk Kool-Aid.
346
00:13:45,909 --> 00:13:47,285
[Victor] Killian!
347
00:13:47,369 --> 00:13:49,246
Let's go, bud,
come on! Pick it up!
348
00:13:49,329 --> 00:13:51,748
I already promised Justin
I'd go swimming with him
349
00:13:51,831 --> 00:13:53,166
at Raven's Rock.
350
00:13:53,250 --> 00:13:55,502
Well, maybe we could
go another time.
351
00:13:57,128 --> 00:13:58,755
Let me know.
352
00:13:58,838 --> 00:14:01,174
And, turn on your phone,
you weirdo.
353
00:14:05,845 --> 00:14:07,305
[sighs]
354
00:14:07,389 --> 00:14:08,848
[scoffs]
355
00:14:08,932 --> 00:14:12,185
Jayne, I had to beg you
to be my V.P.
356
00:14:12,269 --> 00:14:14,646
Where's this coming from?
357
00:14:14,729 --> 00:14:16,648
Did something happen
at Games Night?
358
00:14:16,731 --> 00:14:18,358
You had a Games Night
without us?
359
00:14:18,441 --> 00:14:19,901
Because the last one
you went to,
360
00:14:19,985 --> 00:14:21,295
you fucked Whoreen
and broke Mummy's heart.
361
00:14:21,319 --> 00:14:22,696
Save it for your blog, Claire.
362
00:14:23,530 --> 00:14:25,448
Jayne. What's going on?
363
00:14:25,532 --> 00:14:27,617
Maisy, I love being your VP.
364
00:14:27,701 --> 00:14:31,079
I love supporting you,
listening to you.
365
00:14:31,162 --> 00:14:32,872
I love you.
366
00:14:32,956 --> 00:14:36,042
But, I want to follow
in my family's footsteps.
367
00:14:36,126 --> 00:14:37,752
Wasn't theirs just a...
368
00:14:37,836 --> 00:14:40,922
skosh racist,
homophobic and misogynist?
369
00:14:41,006 --> 00:14:43,717
Well, I want to follow in
their fun footsteps.
370
00:14:43,800 --> 00:14:45,802
Their flip-flop steps.
371
00:14:45,885 --> 00:14:48,138
There's so many rules
at the lake now.
372
00:14:48,221 --> 00:14:50,974
No noise,
no tubing, no pontoons.
373
00:14:52,100 --> 00:14:53,768
I want to bring fun
back to the lake.
374
00:14:53,852 --> 00:14:55,729
Fun is important,
375
00:14:55,812 --> 00:14:57,230
and so is debate.
376
00:14:57,314 --> 00:14:59,274
Both have been central
to my presidency.
377
00:15:00,650 --> 00:15:02,650
But your granny's idea of fun
was keeping Catholics
378
00:15:02,694 --> 00:15:04,446
off the lake
for being too fertile.
379
00:15:04,529 --> 00:15:06,781
My 16 cousins and I
were directly affected.
380
00:15:08,908 --> 00:15:11,536
I... I just wanted to give
my girls a better example.
381
00:15:11,620 --> 00:15:13,580
That's what every parent wants
382
00:15:13,663 --> 00:15:17,459
and what every president wants,
to lead by example.
383
00:15:17,542 --> 00:15:19,419
But sometimes,
that means following those
384
00:15:19,502 --> 00:15:21,296
who set a better example.
385
00:15:21,379 --> 00:15:22,672
Oh.
386
00:15:25,675 --> 00:15:27,052
Yeah.
387
00:15:27,761 --> 00:15:29,179
Thank you...
388
00:15:29,262 --> 00:15:31,222
for reminding me
how unfit I am to lead.
389
00:15:31,306 --> 00:15:33,808
[whispers] She's folding like
a fuckin' lawn chair!
390
00:15:33,892 --> 00:15:35,268
You're always there to help me.
391
00:15:35,352 --> 00:15:37,646
- Mm...
- Guide me...
392
00:15:37,729 --> 00:15:39,105
Hold me.
393
00:15:39,189 --> 00:15:40,732
We will hold
a town hall tonight
394
00:15:40,815 --> 00:15:42,293
and then we can have
the election then.
395
00:15:42,317 --> 00:15:43,735
[whispers] Fuck!
396
00:15:43,818 --> 00:15:45,570
Everyone will have
a chance to speak,
397
00:15:45,654 --> 00:15:49,366
ask questions and then we
will vote by a show of hands.
398
00:15:49,449 --> 00:15:50,909
May the best candidate win!
399
00:15:50,992 --> 00:15:52,327
Oh, she will.
400
00:15:56,081 --> 00:15:57,332
Bad move.
401
00:15:57,415 --> 00:15:58,792
You woke the beast.
402
00:15:58,875 --> 00:16:00,418
Please, tell Maisy
I never meant...
403
00:16:00,502 --> 00:16:02,003
Oh, no.
404
00:16:02,087 --> 00:16:03,421
I meant me.
405
00:16:03,505 --> 00:16:07,050
♪
406
00:16:07,133 --> 00:16:09,094
♪ Ooh ♪
407
00:16:09,177 --> 00:16:10,970
♪ Oh-oh-oh ♪
408
00:16:11,054 --> 00:16:13,306
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
409
00:16:13,390 --> 00:16:15,058
[Justin] Hey.
410
00:16:15,141 --> 00:16:17,143
Okay, they only had
the Triple-Decker-Clubhouse.
411
00:16:17,227 --> 00:16:19,396
I got a little bit of bad news.
412
00:16:19,479 --> 00:16:21,815
I can't go with you
to Raven's Rock.
413
00:16:21,898 --> 00:16:24,025
I know. Jayne's about
to drop out of the race
414
00:16:24,109 --> 00:16:28,154
and I gotta go give her a pep
talk and maybe an upper or two.
415
00:16:28,238 --> 00:16:29,698
I'm sorry.
416
00:16:29,781 --> 00:16:32,701
I am,
but why don't you take Killian?
417
00:16:32,784 --> 00:16:35,453
It'd be like rescuing
a sad puppy.
418
00:16:35,537 --> 00:16:38,540
What 16 year old wants
to meditate with their father?
419
00:16:38,623 --> 00:16:40,709
- In public.
- No, I already turned him down
420
00:16:40,792 --> 00:16:42,168
because I was waiting for you.
421
00:16:42,252 --> 00:16:44,087
And, I'd look completely
unhinged, now,
422
00:16:44,170 --> 00:16:46,548
- with this Hungry Man picnic.
- Okay, hear me out:
423
00:16:46,631 --> 00:16:48,091
Taking Killian to Raven's Rock?
424
00:16:48,174 --> 00:16:50,427
Perfect place to honeydick him.
425
00:16:50,510 --> 00:16:52,887
It's private. It's secluded.
426
00:16:52,971 --> 00:16:55,306
So, if he wants
to make a move, oh yeah,
427
00:16:55,390 --> 00:16:57,100
he's gonna make it there.
428
00:16:57,183 --> 00:16:59,811
So, you're suggesting
I go to a completely
429
00:16:59,894 --> 00:17:02,731
secluded place
with a guy I just met?
430
00:17:02,814 --> 00:17:04,733
Stellar parenting.
431
00:17:04,816 --> 00:17:06,943
Look, Billie, if Jayne wins,
432
00:17:07,026 --> 00:17:08,737
Maisy's reno's over.
433
00:17:08,820 --> 00:17:11,281
We can save the family cottage.
434
00:17:11,364 --> 00:17:13,324
Good luck with your gecko.
435
00:17:13,408 --> 00:17:14,659
I'm out.
436
00:17:14,743 --> 00:17:15,994
Well, Billie, wait.
437
00:17:17,912 --> 00:17:19,330
Can I get a sandwich?
438
00:17:19,414 --> 00:17:20,957
Like,
even a half Decker, maybe?
439
00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:23,084
I'm just feeling so hangry.
440
00:17:23,168 --> 00:17:24,669
No, you're right. You're right.
441
00:17:24,753 --> 00:17:26,504
Empty carbs are the enemy.
442
00:17:29,924 --> 00:17:31,176
[sighs]
443
00:17:36,306 --> 00:17:42,604
[upbeat '80s-inspired
bright pop plays]
444
00:17:46,649 --> 00:17:48,485
♪ I'm makin'
my way downtown ♪
445
00:17:48,568 --> 00:17:53,364
♪ Walking fast,
faces pass and I'm homebound ♪
446
00:17:53,448 --> 00:17:56,910
♪
447
00:17:56,993 --> 00:18:02,040
♪ If I could fall
into the sky ♪
448
00:18:02,123 --> 00:18:03,416
- ♪ Do you think... ♪
- Whoa.
449
00:18:03,500 --> 00:18:05,084
What was that about?
450
00:18:06,002 --> 00:18:09,798
I couldn't take any more of my
dad's vulnerability coaching.
451
00:18:09,881 --> 00:18:12,300
Don't let it tip!
452
00:18:12,383 --> 00:18:13,635
Woah.
453
00:18:13,718 --> 00:18:14,969
What was that about?
454
00:18:15,678 --> 00:18:18,181
Lake water freaks me out.
455
00:18:18,264 --> 00:18:20,064
[Killian] Is that why
you didn't text me back?
456
00:18:22,143 --> 00:18:24,687
Justin was taking me
to Raven's Rock to get over it.
457
00:18:26,231 --> 00:18:28,483
Well, summer will suck
if you won't get in the water.
458
00:18:30,443 --> 00:18:32,237
I'll take you to Raven's.
459
00:18:32,946 --> 00:18:35,532
I do owe you one after
my shit locker freak out.
460
00:18:36,282 --> 00:18:37,700
Cool.
461
00:18:38,743 --> 00:18:43,456
I just have, like,
one teensy errand to run first.
462
00:18:43,540 --> 00:18:44,874
[knocking]
463
00:18:48,962 --> 00:18:50,296
Hey.
464
00:18:51,089 --> 00:18:52,966
You got Killian
to stop training.
465
00:18:53,049 --> 00:18:54,884
I knew I could count on you.
466
00:18:54,968 --> 00:18:56,344
I'm only hanging out with him
467
00:18:56,427 --> 00:18:57,947
for a couple of hours to
honeydick him.
468
00:18:58,388 --> 00:18:59,806
Do you mean "honeypot"?
469
00:18:59,889 --> 00:19:01,766
Using your lady wiles
to set a trap?
470
00:19:02,350 --> 00:19:03,852
Honeypot!
471
00:19:03,935 --> 00:19:06,271
That makes a lot more sense.
472
00:19:06,354 --> 00:19:08,481
All these Triple Deckers
are yours if you help me.
473
00:19:08,565 --> 00:19:10,165
- What do you need?
- I need a cute skirt
474
00:19:10,233 --> 00:19:11,693
and a drive-by glow up.
475
00:19:11,776 --> 00:19:13,296
And I've only got,
like, a few minutes.
476
00:19:15,822 --> 00:19:17,448
Just don't touch the hair.
477
00:19:17,532 --> 00:19:19,158
Killian?
478
00:19:19,242 --> 00:19:20,994
Killian!
479
00:19:21,077 --> 00:19:23,663
Was our wood stain Cherry Pop
or a Walnut Brûlée?
480
00:19:23,746 --> 00:19:25,373
Got the warehouse on hold.
481
00:19:25,456 --> 00:19:27,709
The vision board's
in Michael Bassbender, hun.
482
00:19:27,792 --> 00:19:29,377
Ah.
483
00:19:29,460 --> 00:19:31,421
I pushed Killian too far.
484
00:19:31,504 --> 00:19:33,506
He snuck off during
my guided meditation.
485
00:19:33,590 --> 00:19:35,592
Oh, well, of course he did.
486
00:19:35,675 --> 00:19:38,011
What teenager
wants to meditate?
487
00:19:38,595 --> 00:19:42,557
Can you believe that Jayne
is running for president?
488
00:19:42,640 --> 00:19:44,767
I need you to sign some
hockey crap for Whoreen
489
00:19:44,851 --> 00:19:46,644
just to win her over.
490
00:19:46,728 --> 00:19:49,105
She might vote for you if you
stop calling her Whoreen.
491
00:19:49,188 --> 00:19:50,607
I checked on Michael Bassbender
492
00:19:50,690 --> 00:19:52,025
but the vision board's gone.
493
00:19:52,108 --> 00:19:53,818
Well, who was in
the office last?
494
00:19:53,902 --> 00:19:56,362
We were all in there
cleaning up after Games Night.
495
00:19:57,322 --> 00:19:58,615
Sardines.
496
00:20:00,825 --> 00:20:02,243
Justin!
497
00:20:02,327 --> 00:20:04,412
Justin must have found it.
498
00:20:04,495 --> 00:20:06,831
He convinced Jayne to run.
499
00:20:06,915 --> 00:20:09,792
Her T-shirt reeked
of gay make-over montage.
500
00:20:09,876 --> 00:20:11,210
Barry, I'll call you back.
501
00:20:11,294 --> 00:20:13,504
We've got a situation.
502
00:20:13,588 --> 00:20:15,256
My bedazzler better
not be missing.
503
00:20:15,882 --> 00:20:18,051
What happens to our building
permits if Jayne wins?
504
00:20:18,134 --> 00:20:19,469
It's okay. It's okay.
505
00:20:19,552 --> 00:20:20,970
I just need to take Justin out.
506
00:20:21,054 --> 00:20:23,640
Without him,
her campaign crumbles.
507
00:20:25,600 --> 00:20:27,185
I'll get the dustpan.
508
00:20:27,268 --> 00:20:28,895
- [knocks]
- C'mon, babe.
509
00:20:30,104 --> 00:20:31,999
[Jayne's voice quivering]
Why'd you make me do it?
510
00:20:32,023 --> 00:20:33,858
Maisy's an amazing president.
511
00:20:33,942 --> 00:20:36,402
She's smart. She's organized.
512
00:20:36,486 --> 00:20:39,238
She's beautiful. She's strong.
513
00:20:39,322 --> 00:20:40,990
You're strong, too, babe!
514
00:20:41,074 --> 00:20:42,450
Jayne okay?
515
00:20:42,533 --> 00:20:43,844
No, she locked herself
in the bathroom.
516
00:20:43,868 --> 00:20:45,954
- [pounding]
- Jayne, come on.
517
00:20:46,037 --> 00:20:47,747
Unlock the door.
518
00:20:47,830 --> 00:20:50,083
[Jayne] It got stuck
when I slammed it
519
00:20:50,166 --> 00:20:52,126
- but it's what I deserve.
- No.
520
00:20:52,210 --> 00:20:54,610
[Jayne] I should just stay in
here until the election's over.
521
00:20:54,671 --> 00:20:56,005
- No.
- Looks like you could use
522
00:20:56,089 --> 00:20:57,548
a little blunt force.
523
00:20:57,632 --> 00:20:59,133
- For sure, yeah.
- Yeah.
524
00:21:00,009 --> 00:21:01,844
Maisy's been sending
board members
525
00:21:01,928 --> 00:21:03,846
crying to the washroom
for years.
526
00:21:03,930 --> 00:21:07,392
- Here. Hold this for me?
- Yeah, of course.
527
00:21:07,475 --> 00:21:09,310
You gotta pound it hard.
528
00:21:09,394 --> 00:21:12,063
Or we could work up to it
with a lot of eye contact.
529
00:21:12,146 --> 00:21:14,857
- [Jayne sobbing]
- [loud pounding]
530
00:21:14,941 --> 00:21:16,567
Some sick delts, there, Rile.
531
00:21:16,651 --> 00:21:18,277
What do you bench, bro?
532
00:21:18,361 --> 00:21:19,946
- [loud thud]
- [Riley] Woah.
533
00:21:20,029 --> 00:21:21,280
[sobbing]
534
00:21:21,364 --> 00:21:22,615
[Justin] Oh...
535
00:21:23,866 --> 00:21:26,411
Hey, hey, buddy.
536
00:21:26,494 --> 00:21:29,372
♪
537
00:21:29,455 --> 00:21:32,375
I'm sorry, Justin. I can't.
538
00:21:32,458 --> 00:21:35,378
Oh, man. But what about
the summer of Jayne?
539
00:21:35,461 --> 00:21:37,547
Remember? Summer of Jayne?
540
00:21:37,630 --> 00:21:38,923
[sobbing]
541
00:21:39,007 --> 00:21:40,842
[Wayne] And our pontoon.
542
00:21:40,925 --> 00:21:42,844
Oh, fuck your pontoon, Wayne!
543
00:21:42,927 --> 00:21:46,180
Hey, I... I know where Maisy
keeps the gluten-free donuts.
544
00:21:46,264 --> 00:21:48,391
They taste like sand,
but they're frosted.
545
00:21:48,891 --> 00:21:50,143
Okay.
546
00:21:50,226 --> 00:21:51,477
You want some sand?
547
00:21:52,270 --> 00:21:54,188
- Yeah.
- Yeah, okay. Go get some sand.
548
00:21:54,272 --> 00:21:55,523
Okay.
549
00:21:55,606 --> 00:21:58,776
[Jayne sniffling]
550
00:21:58,860 --> 00:22:01,529
- [Wayne] It's our pontoon.
- [Jayne] No.
551
00:22:01,612 --> 00:22:03,489
Shit.
552
00:22:03,573 --> 00:22:05,616
Shit, Wayne.
553
00:22:05,700 --> 00:22:08,286
Wayne, Wayne, Wayne.
554
00:22:09,245 --> 00:22:10,496
Wayne.
555
00:22:10,580 --> 00:22:13,374
- Hello.
- Sometimes...
556
00:22:13,458 --> 00:22:15,585
ya gotta use
a little blunt force.
557
00:22:18,129 --> 00:22:19,881
Do you know what
two J's make, Wayne?
558
00:22:19,964 --> 00:22:21,841
Jjj. Jj-Jj.
559
00:22:21,924 --> 00:22:23,885
No.
560
00:22:23,968 --> 00:22:27,013
[upbeat classic rock plays]
561
00:22:27,096 --> 00:22:29,599
Wh... Wh. Wayne?
562
00:22:29,682 --> 00:22:30,933
Wayne.
563
00:22:32,226 --> 00:22:33,978
Get ready for
the summer of Wayne!
564
00:22:34,062 --> 00:22:35,497
- Summer of Wayne!
- Summer of Wayne!
565
00:22:35,521 --> 00:22:37,023
[Justin] Summer of Wayne!
566
00:22:37,106 --> 00:22:38,524
♪
567
00:22:38,608 --> 00:22:40,318
- [slap]
- Oh, wow!
568
00:22:40,401 --> 00:22:41,819
Summer of Wayne!
569
00:22:41,903 --> 00:22:44,197
- That feels dislocated.
- [Wayne belches]
570
00:22:44,280 --> 00:22:47,658
[lake rippling]
571
00:22:54,332 --> 00:22:55,708
Okay.
572
00:23:03,007 --> 00:23:05,426
[notification sounds]
573
00:23:05,510 --> 00:23:07,053
What?
574
00:23:07,136 --> 00:23:09,138
Nothing.
575
00:23:09,222 --> 00:23:10,723
You look nice.
576
00:23:10,807 --> 00:23:12,391
I just hope Olive's
okay with you
577
00:23:12,475 --> 00:23:13,810
getting her clothes
a bit dirty.
578
00:23:13,893 --> 00:23:16,562
[notifications sound]
579
00:23:18,231 --> 00:23:19,607
That's a lot of texts.
580
00:23:20,233 --> 00:23:21,484
Do you need to call?
581
00:23:22,193 --> 00:23:23,444
It's all good.
582
00:23:24,112 --> 00:23:25,446
Hm.
583
00:23:26,948 --> 00:23:28,699
So is this where you kill me?
584
00:23:29,700 --> 00:23:32,453
This is the path
to Raven's Rock.
585
00:23:32,537 --> 00:23:34,288
That's where I kill you.
586
00:23:34,372 --> 00:23:37,625
Well, I did want to go on
a hike today, so I'll risk it.
587
00:23:38,459 --> 00:23:39,710
You're gonna love this one.
588
00:23:42,672 --> 00:23:43,923
Come on.
589
00:23:44,465 --> 00:23:47,635
[strings play]
590
00:23:47,718 --> 00:23:52,431
[indistinct chattering]
591
00:23:52,515 --> 00:23:54,183
[man] Hey guys, how are you?
592
00:23:54,267 --> 00:23:56,936
...Trying to hold on
to whatever we possibly can
593
00:23:57,019 --> 00:23:59,522
but history alive, here,
we get these people...
594
00:23:59,605 --> 00:24:00,857
Excuse me.
595
00:24:01,816 --> 00:24:03,776
You stole my vision board
on Games Night.
596
00:24:03,860 --> 00:24:05,528
And, I can appreciate
that you may
597
00:24:05,611 --> 00:24:07,613
be experiencing feelings
about my reno
598
00:24:07,697 --> 00:24:10,408
but forcing a woman with
seasonal affective disorder
599
00:24:10,491 --> 00:24:12,201
to run is just cruel.
600
00:24:12,285 --> 00:24:14,162
Jayne dropped out.
601
00:24:14,245 --> 00:24:16,080
Oh, well, who's running?
602
00:24:16,164 --> 00:24:17,665
- Oh.
- [chuckles]
603
00:24:19,375 --> 00:24:22,587
Let's run a clean campaign
and leave the kids out of this.
604
00:24:22,670 --> 00:24:24,213
They didn't choose this life.
605
00:24:24,297 --> 00:24:25,923
- We did.
- [Maisy] Mm...
606
00:24:26,007 --> 00:24:28,092
[both chuckle]
607
00:24:30,094 --> 00:24:32,054
He used to rub your
bathing suit with poison ivy.
608
00:24:32,138 --> 00:24:34,640
- Remember that.
- I...
609
00:24:34,724 --> 00:24:37,101
Had forgotten.
610
00:24:40,396 --> 00:24:41,856
- Yes.
- Oh, hi.
611
00:24:41,939 --> 00:24:45,484
Justin Lovejoy,
simple cottage renter.
612
00:24:45,568 --> 00:24:48,446
Uh, when faced with
new construction
613
00:24:48,529 --> 00:24:50,364
and renovation on the lake,
614
00:24:50,448 --> 00:24:54,702
how do you plan to ensure
lake heritage is preserved?
615
00:24:54,785 --> 00:24:57,663
I will start
a committee to make sure
616
00:24:57,747 --> 00:25:00,208
that development
and renovations
617
00:25:00,291 --> 00:25:02,376
on the lake are controlled.
618
00:25:02,460 --> 00:25:05,296
- [cheering]
- Woo! Good point, babe,
619
00:25:05,379 --> 00:25:07,048
That's... That's what you want.
620
00:25:07,131 --> 00:25:08,841
That's the thing you want.
621
00:25:08,925 --> 00:25:12,136
I would argue that development
is a good thing.
622
00:25:12,220 --> 00:25:14,972
It ups property value
which benefits us all.
623
00:25:15,056 --> 00:25:16,307
- [man] Boo!
- [clapping]
624
00:25:16,390 --> 00:25:17,642
So true.
625
00:25:17,725 --> 00:25:19,560
What if we get priced out?
626
00:25:19,644 --> 00:25:23,231
Of course, I mean, modest
renovations and general upkeep.
627
00:25:23,314 --> 00:25:25,858
People need to stop painting
deckchairs scarlet.
628
00:25:25,942 --> 00:25:27,193
It's triggering.
629
00:25:27,276 --> 00:25:28,527
So, is adultery.
630
00:25:29,737 --> 00:25:32,323
If elected,
I will stop Maisy's embargo
631
00:25:32,406 --> 00:25:35,243
on party pontoons
and tubing hours.
632
00:25:35,326 --> 00:25:36,577
Wayne Moore guarantee!
633
00:25:36,661 --> 00:25:39,288
[clapping]
634
00:25:39,372 --> 00:25:42,124
The Boathouse's decision
to limit certain watercraft
635
00:25:42,208 --> 00:25:45,002
is very much on par
with other lakes in the area.
636
00:25:45,086 --> 00:25:46,379
[light clapping]
637
00:25:46,462 --> 00:25:47,964
Which we all appreciate.
638
00:25:48,047 --> 00:25:49,590
Skin this flawless
requires eight hours
639
00:25:49,674 --> 00:25:51,550
of uninterrupted sleep.
640
00:25:52,134 --> 00:25:54,470
What are you gonna do
about the wild boars?
641
00:25:54,553 --> 00:25:56,097
[muttering]
642
00:25:56,180 --> 00:25:57,598
A pack was spotted
at Newmarket.
643
00:25:57,682 --> 00:25:58,933
[Wayne chuckles]
644
00:25:59,016 --> 00:26:00,476
Boars.
645
00:26:00,559 --> 00:26:01,894
- For real?
- Yeah.
646
00:26:01,978 --> 00:26:03,479
[woman] They ate a poodle.
647
00:26:03,562 --> 00:26:06,065
Newmarket is, what,
600 kilometres away?
648
00:26:06,148 --> 00:26:07,566
Can boars drive?
649
00:26:07,650 --> 00:26:10,111
Ignoring the threat
won't stop them.
650
00:26:10,194 --> 00:26:11,696
Unless it will.
651
00:26:11,779 --> 00:26:15,658
[loud chattering]
652
00:26:15,741 --> 00:26:19,495
[loud chattering]
653
00:26:19,578 --> 00:26:21,872
[sharp strings play]
654
00:26:21,956 --> 00:26:24,292
There are many ways to deal
with invasive species
655
00:26:24,375 --> 00:26:26,335
but yelling isn't one of them!
656
00:26:26,419 --> 00:26:28,004
Why don't we take 10 minutes
657
00:26:28,087 --> 00:26:30,006
and then we can share
our closing statements
658
00:26:30,089 --> 00:26:31,549
and then vote?
659
00:26:31,632 --> 00:26:32,925
- Ulrika?
- Mm-hm.
660
00:26:33,009 --> 00:26:34,427
Can I talk to you for a second?
661
00:26:34,510 --> 00:26:35,761
[Ulrika] Mm.
662
00:26:36,679 --> 00:26:39,265
Mm-hm. Yeah.
663
00:26:39,348 --> 00:26:41,934
♪
664
00:26:42,018 --> 00:26:48,065
[panting]
665
00:26:48,149 --> 00:26:50,067
[quietly] Oh, my God.
666
00:26:51,861 --> 00:26:53,195
- Oh.
- This is one of
667
00:26:53,279 --> 00:26:54,613
my favourite places
on the lake.
668
00:26:54,697 --> 00:26:56,449
Oh, cool.
We should get a pic, then.
669
00:26:56,532 --> 00:26:57,783
Yeah.
670
00:26:58,826 --> 00:27:00,453
Here, I'll do it.
671
00:27:00,536 --> 00:27:01,996
I got the reach.
672
00:27:02,079 --> 00:27:04,123
- [chuckles]
- [camera shutter snapping]
673
00:27:05,249 --> 00:27:07,877
Get the water.
674
00:27:07,960 --> 00:27:09,420
Cool.
675
00:27:09,503 --> 00:27:11,063
- Here you go.
- And you're cool if I...
676
00:27:11,088 --> 00:27:12,548
I post this pic?
677
00:27:12,631 --> 00:27:13,966
Yeah, it's a good one.
678
00:27:14,050 --> 00:27:15,551
- [chuckles]
- And you're cool
679
00:27:15,634 --> 00:27:17,029
with me tagging you, right?
Like, so...
680
00:27:17,053 --> 00:27:18,471
- all our friends can see?
- Yeah.
681
00:27:19,430 --> 00:27:21,557
All right. Uh, I'm doing it.
682
00:27:21,640 --> 00:27:22,892
Now.
683
00:27:24,810 --> 00:27:26,645
[Killian] Ready to jump?
684
00:27:26,729 --> 00:27:28,105
[Billie] Come again?
685
00:27:28,189 --> 00:27:29,607
The best way
to get into the water
686
00:27:29,690 --> 00:27:30,983
is to jump off Raven's Rock.
687
00:27:31,067 --> 00:27:36,739
♪
688
00:27:36,822 --> 00:27:38,074
Ah.
689
00:27:39,200 --> 00:27:40,618
You know that if Wayne wins,
690
00:27:40,701 --> 00:27:42,203
the lake goes full frat house,
691
00:27:42,286 --> 00:27:43,913
or was that your fantasy
all along?
692
00:27:43,996 --> 00:27:45,414
Not since I was 12.
693
00:27:45,498 --> 00:27:46,808
And you should have
thought of that
694
00:27:46,832 --> 00:27:48,167
before you scared Jayne away.
695
00:27:48,250 --> 00:27:49,690
There's a reason
that Jayne is my VP.
696
00:27:49,752 --> 00:27:51,337
She cannot handle
the power plays.
697
00:27:51,420 --> 00:27:53,255
Oh, bullshit.
698
00:27:53,339 --> 00:27:54,941
Jayne taught you
everything that you know.
699
00:27:54,965 --> 00:27:57,134
Her yearbook wanking play
was iconic bullying.
700
00:27:57,218 --> 00:27:59,512
Oh. Sweetie, that was me.
701
00:27:59,595 --> 00:28:01,222
I just let Jayne take the fall.
702
00:28:01,305 --> 00:28:02,945
Anyway, I did it for you.
Your dad thought
703
00:28:03,015 --> 00:28:05,601
you were straight for,
like, two more years.
704
00:28:05,684 --> 00:28:08,562
You may have stolen his love
and my childhood bedroom
705
00:28:08,646 --> 00:28:11,273
but I am not some
fat kid locked in your trunk
706
00:28:11,357 --> 00:28:13,234
at a Smash Mouth concert
anymore.
707
00:28:13,317 --> 00:28:16,153
I will not let you destroy
my family legacy.
708
00:28:20,533 --> 00:28:22,618
My trunk is sealed now.
709
00:28:22,701 --> 00:28:24,537
[whispers] Airtight.
710
00:28:25,413 --> 00:28:26,872
[Billie] Uh...
711
00:28:26,956 --> 00:28:28,958
You know, I'm good.
712
00:28:29,041 --> 00:28:32,503
I'm, like, totally fine with
just staying up here, forever.
713
00:28:32,586 --> 00:28:34,422
Okay, well, the jump's
scarier than the water.
714
00:28:34,505 --> 00:28:35,965
Yeah, that's not helping.
715
00:28:36,048 --> 00:28:38,384
[panting]
716
00:28:38,467 --> 00:28:39,718
[Killian] Here.
717
00:28:41,470 --> 00:28:44,348
Ah-ha! Honeydicked you!
718
00:28:44,432 --> 00:28:45,975
Honey-what?
719
00:28:46,058 --> 00:28:47,698
It's where you set up
a trap using your...
720
00:28:47,726 --> 00:28:50,729
lady... dick... wiles.
721
00:28:50,813 --> 00:28:53,607
I'm... I'm just trying to help
you get in the water.
722
00:28:53,691 --> 00:28:55,192
Yeah, he helps me tilt.
723
00:28:55,276 --> 00:28:57,486
You make s'mores.
You take me hiking.
724
00:28:58,362 --> 00:29:00,322
How's Sara going to
feel about this?
725
00:29:02,616 --> 00:29:06,162
Uh, Sara, honestly,
she wouldn't care.
726
00:29:06,245 --> 00:29:08,289
If I were your girlfriend,
I'd care a shit ton.
727
00:29:11,542 --> 00:29:12,960
Sara's into girls.
728
00:29:14,086 --> 00:29:15,796
Our parents are best friends
729
00:29:15,880 --> 00:29:18,048
and they've been stanning us
since we were in diapers.
730
00:29:18,757 --> 00:29:21,010
But, Sara came out
to me this year
731
00:29:21,093 --> 00:29:23,345
and I agreed to keep saying
we were a thing until
732
00:29:23,429 --> 00:29:24,889
she came out to her parents.
733
00:29:26,515 --> 00:29:29,059
So, you're just this,
like, really cool,
734
00:29:29,143 --> 00:29:31,395
really decent guy
who wants to help me?
735
00:29:31,479 --> 00:29:33,355
You think I'm cool?
736
00:29:33,439 --> 00:29:34,940
[chuckles]
737
00:29:35,024 --> 00:29:36,358
Hold this.
738
00:29:38,235 --> 00:29:41,489
[screaming]
739
00:29:41,572 --> 00:29:42,823
[loud splash]
740
00:29:43,699 --> 00:29:45,951
Maiser! He's doing it.
Killian's finally facing
741
00:29:46,035 --> 00:29:47,929
his fears and jumping off
Raven's Rock with Billie!
742
00:29:47,953 --> 00:29:49,705
What? They're jumping off
of Raven's Rock?
743
00:29:49,788 --> 00:29:51,373
I was just gonna
take her there to swim.
744
00:29:51,457 --> 00:29:53,018
Only the Patterson girl
broke her leg there
745
00:29:53,042 --> 00:29:54,686
when she was jumping off
and the water levels
746
00:29:54,710 --> 00:29:56,086
went down.
She almost drowned.
747
00:29:56,170 --> 00:29:57,481
That was because
she was swimming back
748
00:29:57,505 --> 00:29:59,215
with a broken leg. Come on.
749
00:29:59,298 --> 00:30:01,383
Shit.
She's not answering her phone.
750
00:30:01,467 --> 00:30:03,052
You guys go.
I'll stay with Opal.
751
00:30:03,135 --> 00:30:05,679
And don't worry about Wayne.
He's a big boy.
752
00:30:05,763 --> 00:30:08,474
He can manage without
his campaign manager.
753
00:30:09,308 --> 00:30:11,644
- Now, where'd I dock my boat.
- Ugh...
754
00:30:11,727 --> 00:30:13,854
Well, I can take you
to the Rock on my boat.
755
00:30:13,938 --> 00:30:15,564
- Sweet.
- Please tell me that
756
00:30:15,648 --> 00:30:17,209
you're hiding a Victorian
doll collection at home
757
00:30:17,233 --> 00:30:18,633
because I'm very
sexually conflicted
758
00:30:18,692 --> 00:30:20,778
by your big
masc for masc energy.
759
00:30:20,861 --> 00:30:22,488
- Yes.
- [Justin] Okay.
760
00:30:22,571 --> 00:30:26,700
[upbeat classic rock plays]
761
00:30:26,784 --> 00:30:29,870
♪ I'm gonna run to you ♪
762
00:30:29,954 --> 00:30:32,623
♪ Yeah,
I'm gonna run to you! ♪
763
00:30:32,706 --> 00:30:34,750
- [screaming]
- [Justin] Shit!
764
00:30:34,833 --> 00:30:36,585
Billie! Billie!
765
00:30:36,669 --> 00:30:38,212
Billie! Oh, shit.
766
00:30:39,838 --> 00:30:41,173
[laughs]
767
00:30:41,257 --> 00:30:43,425
What the fuck? Are you okay?
768
00:30:43,509 --> 00:30:46,303
I'm fine.
This is my third jump.
769
00:30:46,387 --> 00:30:49,473
You conquered
your fear of lake water.
770
00:30:49,557 --> 00:30:51,725
Ya did it because of me!
771
00:30:51,809 --> 00:30:53,060
Nope.
772
00:30:53,143 --> 00:30:54,520
Because of him.
773
00:30:54,603 --> 00:30:56,438
Woo!
774
00:30:56,522 --> 00:30:58,357
[Victor] Yes! That's my boy!
775
00:31:00,234 --> 00:31:01,485
Woo!
776
00:31:02,403 --> 00:31:03,904
- You good?
- No.
777
00:31:05,489 --> 00:31:06,949
Just a little longer.
778
00:31:07,032 --> 00:31:08,617
[Killian] Nice jump.
779
00:31:08,701 --> 00:31:09,952
[Billie laughs]
780
00:31:10,035 --> 00:31:16,584
[indistinct chattering]
781
00:31:16,667 --> 00:31:19,169
Oh, my God,
what happened? Who won?
782
00:31:19,253 --> 00:31:20,963
The candidate for the job.
783
00:31:21,046 --> 00:31:23,882
Wayne! Hey, congratulations.
784
00:31:23,966 --> 00:31:25,246
How does it feel
to be President?
785
00:31:25,301 --> 00:31:27,219
You'll have to ask Ulrika.
786
00:31:27,303 --> 00:31:29,114
Yeah. I mean, she had
the better wild boar policy.
787
00:31:29,138 --> 00:31:31,473
I think.
I checked out for a bit.
788
00:31:31,557 --> 00:31:34,393
Hm. I'm gonna grab pop.
789
00:31:34,476 --> 00:31:36,604
[Maisy] Well,
as my grandma used to say,
790
00:31:36,687 --> 00:31:38,314
- "There's always..."
- Maiser.
791
00:31:38,397 --> 00:31:40,190
Ulrika is president?
792
00:31:40,274 --> 00:31:43,068
I asked her to take my place.
I was losing the crowd.
793
00:31:43,152 --> 00:31:44,862
- I had to pivot.
- But what if
794
00:31:44,945 --> 00:31:47,156
she veto's our renos
like you vetoed Jayne's dock?
795
00:31:47,239 --> 00:31:48,824
Oh man, is...
796
00:31:48,907 --> 00:31:50,326
Is this what failure
feels like?
797
00:31:50,409 --> 00:31:51,785
Did Brené lie?
798
00:31:51,869 --> 00:31:53,120
No, relax.
799
00:31:53,203 --> 00:31:54,872
Trust me, I got this.
800
00:31:54,955 --> 00:31:57,166
- Ooh.
- Uh, thank you.
801
00:31:57,249 --> 00:31:59,293
I promise
to protect the environment
802
00:31:59,376 --> 00:32:01,837
and keep
the lake safe from boars.
803
00:32:01,920 --> 00:32:03,589
The only wild pigs welcome here
804
00:32:03,672 --> 00:32:06,175
will be on our spits
and in our bellies!
805
00:32:06,258 --> 00:32:08,385
[cheering]
806
00:32:08,469 --> 00:32:11,221
- You're welcome.
- Yeah.
807
00:32:11,305 --> 00:32:13,140
Thank you. Yes. Mm-hm.
808
00:32:13,223 --> 00:32:15,976
All right. Not a bad day.
809
00:32:16,060 --> 00:32:18,771
Ulrika will put Maisy's
demo on slo-mo
810
00:32:18,854 --> 00:32:21,565
and Killian's girlfriend
is into girls.
811
00:32:21,649 --> 00:32:24,276
And, I only had to completely
humiliate myself to find out!
812
00:32:24,360 --> 00:32:27,488
Oh yes, but no more fear
of what lies beneath.
813
00:32:27,571 --> 00:32:29,823
- She's a lake baby, now.
- You only had
814
00:32:29,907 --> 00:32:31,533
to stand me up
twice for it to happen.
815
00:32:33,869 --> 00:32:36,413
Did you just break
into our cabin?
816
00:32:37,164 --> 00:32:39,500
No... The door was open.
817
00:32:39,583 --> 00:32:42,086
I thought I'd just pop by
and grab my battleship.
818
00:32:42,169 --> 00:32:43,837
I really hope it's all here.
819
00:32:43,921 --> 00:32:45,881
It's so frustrating
playing with missing pieces.
820
00:32:45,964 --> 00:32:49,218
Yeah. Gotta watch out
for that submarine.
821
00:32:49,301 --> 00:32:51,053
Sneak attack under the water.
822
00:32:51,136 --> 00:32:53,180
I prefer the aircraft carrier.
823
00:32:53,263 --> 00:32:55,099
I like big guns.
824
00:32:57,101 --> 00:32:59,687
Oh, she is sweating.
825
00:32:59,770 --> 00:33:01,397
If Ulrika delays
her reno long enough,
826
00:33:01,480 --> 00:33:03,232
she's gonna lose
all of her deposits.
827
00:33:03,315 --> 00:33:05,475
She could be off the lake
a lot sooner than we'd hoped.
828
00:33:06,068 --> 00:33:08,487
Which means
Killian's gone, too.
829
00:33:08,570 --> 00:33:10,114
Well then,
you better make a move fast
830
00:33:10,197 --> 00:33:12,741
'cause summer romance
ain't meant to last.
831
00:33:13,909 --> 00:33:15,577
[sighs]
832
00:33:18,455 --> 00:33:21,083
- Look at what mommy found...
- My vision board.
833
00:33:21,166 --> 00:33:22,876
- Finally.
- [Maisy] You might want
834
00:33:22,960 --> 00:33:25,337
to check it's all there.
Justin really loves swatches.
835
00:33:25,421 --> 00:33:27,339
Oh, Barry at the warehouse
836
00:33:27,423 --> 00:33:29,133
says they're discontinuing
Walnut Brûlée.
837
00:33:29,216 --> 00:33:30,759
Well, call him
and tell him we'll take
838
00:33:30,843 --> 00:33:32,570
- everything that's left.
- Maybe we should wait.
839
00:33:32,594 --> 00:33:33,929
I mean, what if Ulrika
840
00:33:34,012 --> 00:33:35,597
doesn't let us build
our new cottage?
841
00:33:35,681 --> 00:33:38,058
No. No, sweetie.
842
00:33:39,309 --> 00:33:41,937
Mommy's gonna brûlée
this baby to the ground.
843
00:33:42,020 --> 00:33:44,940
[♪ Françoise Hardy:
"Le temps des souvenirs]
844
00:33:45,023 --> 00:33:49,153
♪ Sha la la la la la la ♪
845
00:33:49,236 --> 00:33:53,240
♪ Sha la la la, sha la la la ♪
846
00:33:53,323 --> 00:33:57,327
♪ Sha la la la la la la ♪
847
00:33:59,580 --> 00:34:03,500
♪ Je sais qu'un jour,
je vivrai sans toi ♪
848
00:34:03,584 --> 00:34:08,046
♪ Le temps des souvenirs ♪
849
00:34:08,130 --> 00:34:11,800
♪ Car je le vois venir déjà ♪
850
00:34:11,884 --> 00:34:15,679
♪ Le temps des souvenirs ♪
851
00:34:15,763 --> 00:34:20,392
♪ Toi, tu seras parti,
tu vivras ta vie ♪
852
00:34:20,476 --> 00:34:24,480
♪ Je serai seule
à presque en mourir ♪
853
00:34:24,563 --> 00:34:27,983
♪ Au temps ♪
854
00:34:28,066 --> 00:34:33,405
♪ Des souvenirs ♪
855
00:34:33,489 --> 00:34:37,576
♪ Sha la la la, sha la la la ♪
856
00:34:37,659 --> 00:34:41,580
♪ Sha la la la la la la ♪
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