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♪ Today, today ♪
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[bright drums and horns plays]
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♪ Cruising
while roller skating ♪
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♪ Wild flowers grow
through the pavement ♪
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♪ We were young
and misbehaving ♪
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♪ Like a soul
that don't need savin' ♪
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♪ Why do we wait
for the sombre path ♪
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[phone ringing]
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[Dad] Billie-bear.
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Why is it so dark?
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[Mom] Are you still in bed?
It's almost 10.
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Could this mean
she's actually relaxing?
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No, I can't sleep here.
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Night's should not be
this dark. It's unnatural.
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What happened to
my horror movie fan?
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I thought you'd
miss getting scared.
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I miss flushing my pee.
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Well, if you prefer a Bible
camp, we can make some calls.
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You guys said it
would be B-B-Q's and beaches
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but Justin's weird
ex step family is here.
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Don't let internalized
feelings of abandonment
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from being adopted
stop you from having fun.
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You're not betraying us
by getting to know
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your birth family.
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And I'm pretty sure I'm the
only Black person on the lake.
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- Just stay away from the tea.
- Baby.
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[Dad] What?
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[knocking]
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[siren blares]
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Hold up. Wait.
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Are you guys in Greece?
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[Mom] Look, honey...
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Internalized feelings my ass!
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You just want me to have fun
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so you don't feel
bad for having more fun!
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Okay, hardly. This
book tour has been relentless.
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We barely have a
minute to ourselves.
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[Dad in sing-songy voice]
Honey. The masseuse is here...
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Uh?
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It's a working massage.
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[Justin]
What? I don't understand.
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There's not like a
notwithstanding clause
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or anything?
Any kind of loophole?
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No, no, no, no.
I don't understand.
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If she's not...
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This is a family trust.
She's not fucking family!
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[metal groaning]
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No, it was an untimely death.
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We're not... no, there's no
blood relation of any kind.
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- Ugh!
- Oh my God!
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Sorry. I didn't
mean to scare you.
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But, it's nice
to hear screams come
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- from the old place again.
- Again?
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Yeah, I think
there was murder here.
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No, wait. I think
it was a kidnapping.
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Anyway, Wi-Fi's up.
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[Justin] Yeah, I know Todd!
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No, I'm not raising my voice!
I am not...
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- I'm sorry...
- [Riley] He okay?
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[Billie] He's a bit
operatic when triggered.
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Copy that.
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I'm Riley, by the way.
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I'm Billie.
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Pass me my sledge hammer?
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Yeah.
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[Billie] What's it for?
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Ah, there's
some things down here
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that can chew through wires.
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You might want
to go back inside.
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- OK.
- Yeah.
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Alright.
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[bright pop plays]
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[Justin screaming] I have been
working so, so hard this year!
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I am a better person!
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The lawyer said
that the trust is ironclad
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so we don't get the
cottage until Maisy dies.
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Maybe when she hears about it,
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she'll have a heart attack.
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- That's it.
- That's a joke.
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No, no, my dad.
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My dad must have
put the trust in the box
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before he had his
heart attack which means
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- Maisy doesn't know about it...
- So tell her.
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Maybe you
can work out a timeshare.
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No. If Maisy
finds out that the cottage
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is coming to me,
she'll bury herself in it.
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We're never gonna get it.
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You don't know her the
way that I know her, alright?
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We once had a crush
on the same lifeguard
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and she shrank my bathing
suit to make me look fatter.
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Or you got fatter.
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They went from
board shorts to a Speedo.
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Thank God, I am an only child.
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Wait. I am an
only child, right?
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[rapping at door]
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- Hey!
- [Riley] Hey.
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Your Wi-Fi
is all set up.
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He fixes cable,
runs the general store...
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man, you're like a
real life handsy-pandy,
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like a handyman.
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Uh, you want to keep this?
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No, no, that's a gift for you.
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Sweet. Maybe, see you around?
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Yeah, I'd love that.
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I mean I would like that.
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I would like that.
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God, I hope bad game
is a recessive gene.
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- [Maisy] That's quite a view...
- Oh, God!
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Jesus. Make some
noise when you walk.
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Was that Riley just leaving?
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Yes, it was Riley. He just
came to install some Wi-Fi.
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Uh-huh.
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Careful Billie,
bringing cute boys around.
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Justin once tried to
steal an old boyfriend of mine
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by wearing these
tiny little swim trunks.
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- [whispered] She's lying.
- It didn't work.
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Listen, I know it was rough
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- hearing how dad...
- Not your dad...
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Left me the
cottage but I just want
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to make a fresh start.
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How about your
fave: Games night!
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My place, tonight.
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Ooh, we would love
to but we're so busy.
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We got lots of like
birth father-daughter
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bonding to do.
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Well, Billie's invited too.
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Everyone's dying
to get to know her.
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There'll be drinks, more
drinks. We could play charades!
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Wow. That could...
That could be fun.
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Perfect. See
you tonight at 8:00.
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- Okay.
- [Maisy] Don't even think
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- about bringing anything.
- Okay.
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Don't even think
about bringing anything?
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Was I raised by Wolves?
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Two minutes ago,
you wanted to annihilate her
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and now we're going over
for white claws and lawn Jenga?
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Yes, because games night
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is the perfect way
to run her off the lake.
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Games night,
where friendly competition
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and binge drinking
equals spilled secrets,
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rumours spread
and sloppy make outs.
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Blood feuds are born
and marriages torched.
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And that is how we are going to
take down Maisy.
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That is Game of Thrones.
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But with a much
more satisfying ending.
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Now, the best way to
get rid of an invasive species
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is to make its
environment inhospitable.
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So, in Maisy's case,
that's family.
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Army of skanks... Friends.
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And Cottage.
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Is this Mean Girls again?
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We're already
becoming a family.
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- Mm.
- Step one,
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we alienate her
from her friends and family
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by exposing a secret so dark
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it rocks the foundation of
Maisy's world.
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What secret's bad enough
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for someone to
leave their cottage?
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Summer of ‘77.
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At a Quaalude and metuso game
of two truths and a lie,
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Paul Park brags to his friends
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that he Munchausen-ed his
dad into disowning his brother.
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The cottage was
sold the next summer.
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Summer of ‘98,
after two two-fours
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and three grams of hash,
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Nancy Sweeney confesses
that her brother in law
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fingered her at
her sister's wedding.
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Ripped the family
apart and the cottage was sold.
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Which brings us to step
number three, the cottage.
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What happened to step two?
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Can't do math
when I'm making a plan.
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My grandpa was a
Scottish asshole,
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tied with turds and money.
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His septic system
alone is enough
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to get the cottage condemned.
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So if I can find
my grandpa's plans
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and bring them to
the county Inspector...
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Bam!
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Maisy's gonna have
to fix those violations.
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At a huge price.
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Yes, question in the back.
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Mm-hmm. If it's such
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a huge price to fix,
how will you afford it?
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Excellent question.
We'll defer to future Justin.
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Any other questions? Yes.
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Yeah. What's wrong with you?
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I was a breeched birth.
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Now, once all the
little pieces are lined up,
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we just sit back, relax and
watch them fall like dominoes.
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We?
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There's no “We,”
on Games night.
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So it's come to bribery,
has it?
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Spicy? Okay. Best offer:
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You don't have fun tonight,
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I'll leave you alone
for the rest of the summer.
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You can even
keep the big bedroom.
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And if I do have fun?
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Oh, [chuckles].
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We are gonna bond so hard.
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[animal groaning]
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[scratching]
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Or you're going to
stay here
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with whatever Riley
woke up in the pit.
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♪
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Place looks great, Maiser.
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Oh, just remember:
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No mention of the reno okay?
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I already told the kids.
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Is that why you put
Opal's vision board away?
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Well, with
Justin back on the lake,
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I just don't want
people talking again.
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You remember what it was like
when I first got the cottage.
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Oh, no, of course you don't.
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You had just been
traded to Pittsburgh.
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Ah, yes. The lost years.
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Relax, hon...
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Once the Boathouse
president approves our plans,
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the renos are all good.
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And I hear she's got
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the elections
locked up this year.
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You don't understand.
People said
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that I slept with my stepdad
to get him to change the will,
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that I bribed the board.
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But didn't you bribe the board?
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I incentivized.
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Once I'm re-elected,
nothing can keep us
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from our dream cottage.
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But if Justin's happy, then
he won't cause any trouble.
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And we all know
what makes Justin happy.
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Right.
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Nope, not a clue.
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- [knocking]
- [Justin] Knock-knock!
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[whispers] Not a word.
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- Hi.
- [Maisy] Hi.
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Look who brought
nana's bean dip.
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Seven layers of
dietary restrictions. Yum.
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- You remember Opal?
- Hi.
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[sighs] Hello.
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[Victor] And Killian.
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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Thank you so much for having
us over It's really nice.
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Victor,
why don't you and Killian
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give these two a
tour of the cottage?
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Yay! Oh,
I feel like an exiled Romanov
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returning to
his ancestral dacha
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after it was
stolen by the unwashed mob.
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[Opal] Did they
bring bean dip to the dacha?
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Yeah, I just can't
believe that we've never met.
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Oh, I was playing for Tampa,
back then.
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- Wasn't around much.
- Oh, hello!
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[Victor] Oh yeah. Yeah.
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Is it weird being
in your family cottage?
253
00:09:51,133 --> 00:09:53,176
[Billie] No,
it's not really my family.
254
00:09:53,260 --> 00:09:55,387
What's weird is my
Black parents being obsessed
255
00:09:55,470 --> 00:09:57,014
with me connecting
over my white roots.
256
00:09:57,097 --> 00:09:58,849
Like, they're
worried I'll lose a kidney
257
00:09:58,932 --> 00:10:00,743
- and need a donor or something.
- [Killian chuckles]
258
00:10:00,767 --> 00:10:02,728
Yeah, my mom's
the exact same way.
259
00:10:02,811 --> 00:10:04,646
Like, I like
dumplings and everything
260
00:10:04,730 --> 00:10:06,708
but does she have to bring ‘em
to every school barbecue?
261
00:10:06,732 --> 00:10:08,150
[chuckling]
262
00:10:08,233 --> 00:10:09,860
That's why I
love the lake so much
263
00:10:09,943 --> 00:10:12,237
because all
the shit fades away.
264
00:10:12,321 --> 00:10:14,072
[gasps] Is that you.
265
00:10:14,156 --> 00:10:15,574
Where?
266
00:10:15,657 --> 00:10:17,200
Oh. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
267
00:10:17,284 --> 00:10:18,744
[both chuckling]
268
00:10:18,827 --> 00:10:20,537
With my grandpa,
269
00:10:20,620 --> 00:10:22,039
or um, our grandpa...
270
00:10:23,540 --> 00:10:25,292
Justin's dad.
271
00:10:26,501 --> 00:10:27,961
[Billie] What was he like?
272
00:10:28,045 --> 00:10:29,755
He was really fun.
273
00:10:29,838 --> 00:10:32,174
He was always up
for something just crazy.
274
00:10:34,551 --> 00:10:36,553
You have the same eyes.
275
00:10:36,636 --> 00:10:38,096
[Maisy] Hey honey.
276
00:10:38,180 --> 00:10:41,266
Honey, can you
guys come in here please?
277
00:10:41,350 --> 00:10:45,479
Everything looks the same,
smells the same.
278
00:10:47,314 --> 00:10:49,191
Feels the same.
279
00:10:49,274 --> 00:10:51,526
Stop that. Stop that.
280
00:10:51,610 --> 00:10:53,737
[Maisy] It's so nice to
have the family back together.
281
00:10:53,820 --> 00:10:54,988
Sure.
282
00:10:55,072 --> 00:10:57,741
- Wassup!
- Wassup!
283
00:10:57,824 --> 00:10:59,159
Moore, party of six!
284
00:10:59,242 --> 00:11:00,494
- Here ya go.
- [Maisy] Hi.
285
00:11:00,577 --> 00:11:02,412
- Lovejoy, up top?
- Sure, hey Wayne.
286
00:11:03,246 --> 00:11:04,414
Billie!
287
00:11:04,498 --> 00:11:05,957
- [Jayne] Wayne.
- Yikes.
288
00:11:06,041 --> 00:11:07,459
Did you see the
links that I sent?
289
00:11:07,542 --> 00:11:08,710
- Hey, sweetie.
- [Billie] Hi.
290
00:11:08,794 --> 00:11:09,878
- [Justin] Jayne.
- Sorry.
291
00:11:09,961 --> 00:11:12,339
[low pop music]
292
00:11:12,422 --> 00:11:13,465
Hey.
293
00:11:13,548 --> 00:11:15,342
Hey.
294
00:11:16,968 --> 00:11:18,887
You were so
zooted the other night.
295
00:11:18,970 --> 00:11:21,390
She means thank you
for not ratting them out.
296
00:11:21,473 --> 00:11:23,433
Oh. Snitches
get stitches, right?
297
00:11:23,517 --> 00:11:24,643
Why?
298
00:11:24,726 --> 00:11:26,395
Oh, it's just uh...
299
00:11:28,230 --> 00:11:29,648
Never mind.
300
00:11:29,731 --> 00:11:31,441
We're hanging at
the fire pit. Wanna come?
301
00:11:32,317 --> 00:11:33,360
I'm good.
302
00:11:33,443 --> 00:11:34,486
[Jerri] Okay.
303
00:11:36,446 --> 00:11:38,031
[Terri] Oh, my God...
304
00:11:38,115 --> 00:11:39,699
[Olive] Guys, wait.
305
00:11:39,783 --> 00:11:41,368
They're not as
bad as you think.
306
00:11:41,451 --> 00:11:42,744
[Billie] They
made people believe
307
00:11:42,828 --> 00:11:44,037
I stole coconut cream vodka.
308
00:11:44,121 --> 00:11:45,747
You don't come back from that.
309
00:11:45,831 --> 00:11:47,374
They've been doing dumb shit
like that
310
00:11:47,457 --> 00:11:49,418
to me since we were kids.
You get used to it.
311
00:11:49,501 --> 00:11:51,336
No way, man.
You shouldn't, either.
312
00:11:52,504 --> 00:11:53,964
[sighs]
313
00:11:54,047 --> 00:11:55,590
I think I'll
just hang here tonight.
314
00:11:56,258 --> 00:11:57,592
If you're
staying for Games night,
315
00:11:57,676 --> 00:11:59,553
you're going to
need some backup.
316
00:11:59,636 --> 00:12:01,179
To play a bunch of dumb games?
317
00:12:01,263 --> 00:12:02,907
Shit gets real when
boomers are three gins in
318
00:12:02,931 --> 00:12:04,724
and they're six points down.
319
00:12:04,808 --> 00:12:06,619
Okay, well, we're
probably going to have to have
320
00:12:06,643 --> 00:12:08,186
a safe word if
we need to bounce.
321
00:12:08,270 --> 00:12:10,355
- Okay.
- [Killian] Okay? So...
322
00:12:10,439 --> 00:12:12,023
Um.
323
00:12:14,401 --> 00:12:15,444
Dumplings.
324
00:12:16,695 --> 00:12:18,905
- It's perfect.
- Yeah.
325
00:12:20,407 --> 00:12:21,825
[whispering]
326
00:12:21,908 --> 00:12:23,118
- [Justin] Oh.
- Hey.
327
00:12:23,201 --> 00:12:24,703
- Justin.
- Jayne.
328
00:12:24,786 --> 00:12:26,496
[Wayne] So, Jayne would like me
329
00:12:26,580 --> 00:12:29,499
to apologize to
you for taking a leak
330
00:12:29,583 --> 00:12:32,335
in your sleeping bag
at your dad's 50th kegger.
331
00:12:33,086 --> 00:12:34,796
I am sorry.
332
00:12:34,880 --> 00:12:36,315
If he'd known
that they would call you
333
00:12:36,339 --> 00:12:37,883
Pisstopher Robin all summer...
334
00:12:37,966 --> 00:12:39,485
[Justin] My dad
didn't have a 50th kegger.
335
00:12:39,509 --> 00:12:41,720
- Total rager. Yeah.
- Yes, he did.
336
00:12:41,803 --> 00:12:43,597
Party of the year.
337
00:12:43,680 --> 00:12:46,141
Why wasn't I invited to
my dad's 50th birthday kegger?
338
00:12:46,224 --> 00:12:48,101
I guess that's what he wanted.
339
00:12:48,185 --> 00:12:49,311
Ah...
340
00:12:50,437 --> 00:12:51,855
Cool.
341
00:12:51,938 --> 00:12:53,440
Cool, cool, cool.
342
00:12:53,523 --> 00:12:54,941
Well, you know what?
343
00:12:55,025 --> 00:12:56,693
Since the games
have already begun,
344
00:12:56,776 --> 00:12:58,445
why don't we kick things off
345
00:12:58,528 --> 00:13:00,572
with a quick round
of Never Have I Ever?
346
00:13:00,655 --> 00:13:02,199
- Oh. Yeah.
- [Justin] Right?
347
00:13:02,282 --> 00:13:03,509
I haven't
played this since like,
348
00:13:03,533 --> 00:13:04,743
I don't know how long.
349
00:13:04,826 --> 00:13:06,369
Hands up, Maisy.
350
00:13:06,453 --> 00:13:08,580
Um, let's see. Oh God, oh God.
351
00:13:08,663 --> 00:13:10,707
Oh God. Never have I ever.
352
00:13:10,790 --> 00:13:14,044
Oh, never have I ever had
relations with a puck bunny.
353
00:13:14,920 --> 00:13:16,963
- Yeah!
- [Wayne] Dude.
354
00:13:17,631 --> 00:13:20,008
- [Justin] Victor.
- No. Okay.
355
00:13:21,009 --> 00:13:22,594
[Justin] Never have I ever
356
00:13:22,677 --> 00:13:24,054
relieved myself
on someone's
357
00:13:24,137 --> 00:13:26,056
imported Spice Girls sleeping
bag.
358
00:13:26,139 --> 00:13:27,432
Wayne.
359
00:13:27,516 --> 00:13:28,767
Guilty.
360
00:13:30,560 --> 00:13:31,895
Thanks, Jayne.
361
00:13:32,771 --> 00:13:34,731
No.
362
00:13:34,814 --> 00:13:36,525
Never have I ever,
never have I ever...
363
00:13:36,608 --> 00:13:38,068
Oh God, what else could I...
364
00:13:38,151 --> 00:13:40,529
Never have I ever
sucked Wayne's dick
365
00:13:40,612 --> 00:13:42,572
while Jayne was
getting her first aborsh.
366
00:13:44,533 --> 00:13:46,117
[whispers] Dominoes.
367
00:13:47,244 --> 00:13:48,995
Ah, fine.
368
00:13:50,705 --> 00:13:52,290
But it's a good
thing you brought up
369
00:13:52,374 --> 00:13:54,251
before Wayne had his
third drink, am I right?
370
00:13:55,418 --> 00:13:57,629
He says it every year.
371
00:13:57,712 --> 00:13:59,673
I told Jayne at her senior prom
372
00:13:59,756 --> 00:14:01,925
and then we ended up
getting drunk and making out.
373
00:14:02,008 --> 00:14:03,677
Best night of my life.
374
00:14:03,760 --> 00:14:05,262
- Hm?
- Hey, everybody.
375
00:14:05,345 --> 00:14:06,781
- [Maisy] Riley.
- [Victor] Oh, hey bud.
376
00:14:06,805 --> 00:14:08,181
- How you doing?
- Hi.
377
00:14:08,265 --> 00:14:10,100
Hi. Hi.
378
00:14:10,183 --> 00:14:12,018
Hi.
379
00:14:12,102 --> 00:14:14,729
This is perfect timing.
Now, we can play partner games.
380
00:14:14,813 --> 00:14:16,106
You and Justin can be together.
381
00:14:17,774 --> 00:14:19,317
Hey, bean dip.
382
00:14:20,527 --> 00:14:22,320
I made that.
383
00:14:23,863 --> 00:14:25,782
Is that what
makes Justin happy?
384
00:14:25,865 --> 00:14:28,410
- [Opal claps twice]
- Everyone, it's time.
385
00:14:28,493 --> 00:14:30,495
As my bed time is 10,
I've divided each game
386
00:14:30,579 --> 00:14:32,205
- into rounds of five.
- [Maisy] Mm.
387
00:14:32,289 --> 00:14:34,624
[Victor] Great.
388
00:14:34,708 --> 00:14:39,087
♪
389
00:14:41,339 --> 00:14:42,966
You got this, Mais.
390
00:14:47,095 --> 00:14:48,722
Okay.
391
00:14:50,890 --> 00:14:52,451
[Victor] The Diving Bell
and the Butterfly!
392
00:14:52,475 --> 00:14:53,518
- Yes!
- [Victor] Yes!
393
00:14:53,602 --> 00:14:55,270
- What?
- [laughter]
394
00:14:55,353 --> 00:14:57,355
- I friggin' love you.
- [Victor] I love you.
395
00:14:57,439 --> 00:14:59,441
♪ A little bit of this
and a little bit of that ♪
396
00:14:59,524 --> 00:15:01,526
♪ A little bit of this
and a little bit of that ♪
397
00:15:01,610 --> 00:15:03,570
♪ A little bit of this
and a little bit of that ♪
398
00:15:03,653 --> 00:15:05,614
[Wayne] Ass.
399
00:15:05,697 --> 00:15:07,365
Falcon and the Ass man. No.
400
00:15:08,158 --> 00:15:09,200
Splinter in the...
401
00:15:09,284 --> 00:15:10,702
Splinter in the ass.
402
00:15:10,785 --> 00:15:12,120
Indiana Jones
and the Ass Crusade!
403
00:15:12,203 --> 00:15:13,246
- [buzzer]
- Ugh.
404
00:15:13,330 --> 00:15:14,539
[Opal] Time.
405
00:15:15,248 --> 00:15:18,001
James and the Giant Peach.
406
00:15:18,084 --> 00:15:20,337
Not every peach
is an ass, Wayne.
407
00:15:22,213 --> 00:15:23,506
The one behind you is a peach.
408
00:15:23,590 --> 00:15:25,592
[chuckles]
409
00:15:25,675 --> 00:15:27,927
♪ A little bit of this
and a little bit of that ♪
410
00:15:28,011 --> 00:15:30,013
♪ A little bit of this
and a little bit of that ♪
411
00:15:30,096 --> 00:15:32,307
♪ A little bit of this
and a little bit of that ♪
412
00:15:32,390 --> 00:15:33,558
[Jayne laughs]
413
00:15:37,187 --> 00:15:38,480
Kill.
414
00:15:40,857 --> 00:15:41,900
Bill...
415
00:15:44,903 --> 00:15:46,279
Oh, Kill Bill!
416
00:15:46,363 --> 00:15:47,590
- It's Kill Bill!
- [Killian] Yes!
417
00:15:47,614 --> 00:15:49,699
[laughter]
418
00:15:49,783 --> 00:15:51,993
♪ A little bit of this,
a little bit of that ♪
419
00:15:52,077 --> 00:15:54,371
♪ A little bit of this
and a little bit of that ♪
420
00:15:54,454 --> 00:15:57,624
[laughter]
421
00:15:57,707 --> 00:15:59,417
[Justin] Alright.
422
00:16:01,378 --> 00:16:03,588
Opal, can I get a
little help with this?
423
00:16:05,548 --> 00:16:07,801
It's the foundation on
which all gay cinema is built.
424
00:16:09,969 --> 00:16:11,680
Mean Girls.
425
00:16:12,847 --> 00:16:15,517
♪ A little bit of this
and a little bit of that ♪
426
00:16:16,267 --> 00:16:19,688
[loon trilling]
427
00:16:20,522 --> 00:16:22,273
[Justin sighs]
428
00:16:22,357 --> 00:16:24,150
Well, my bombshell was a bust.
429
00:16:24,234 --> 00:16:26,277
I wasn't invited to my
father's 50th birthday party
430
00:16:26,361 --> 00:16:28,697
and Maisy is some
kind of charades witch.
431
00:16:28,780 --> 00:16:30,365
So I would really
like to go. Please.
432
00:16:30,448 --> 00:16:31,717
I don't care
about the big bedroom.
433
00:16:31,741 --> 00:16:33,326
You win, it's yours.
434
00:16:33,410 --> 00:16:35,537
Okay, so your
plan didn't work...
435
00:16:36,496 --> 00:16:37,664
What about Riley?
436
00:16:37,747 --> 00:16:39,082
Yes. I mean, he is.
437
00:16:39,165 --> 00:16:40,542
He's very cute.
He's really cute.
438
00:16:40,625 --> 00:16:42,335
I mean, he's got...
What? No.
439
00:16:42,419 --> 00:16:44,212
Stop it. You are just
trying to trick me.
440
00:16:44,295 --> 00:16:46,047
You just want to
stay here so you can
441
00:16:46,131 --> 00:16:47,757
keep hanging out with Killian.
442
00:16:47,841 --> 00:16:49,718
I'm saying it because
he's obviously into you.
443
00:16:49,801 --> 00:16:51,553
- Really?
- [Billie] Mm-hm.
444
00:16:54,889 --> 00:16:57,726
Oh my God. Oh my God,
no, I can't do this.
445
00:16:57,809 --> 00:16:59,936
I can't, not tonight.
446
00:17:00,019 --> 00:17:02,981
Oh. Opal's vegan cheese
made you gassy.
447
00:17:03,064 --> 00:17:05,567
No, I don't feel ready.
448
00:17:05,650 --> 00:17:07,235
I was divorced, like yesterday.
449
00:17:07,318 --> 00:17:08,945
I'm not wearing
any of the right clo...
450
00:17:09,028 --> 00:17:10,715
Yes, fine. Opal's
vegan cheese made me gassy.
451
00:17:10,739 --> 00:17:11,865
Are you happy?
452
00:17:11,948 --> 00:17:13,616
No, no one's happy about that.
453
00:17:13,700 --> 00:17:15,660
I just want to go, please.
I'd really like to go.
454
00:17:15,744 --> 00:17:16,887
Well, what about
your grandpa's plans?
455
00:17:16,911 --> 00:17:18,788
You can still steal them.
456
00:17:18,872 --> 00:17:21,124
They may not even be here,
I don't know.
457
00:17:21,666 --> 00:17:23,752
I believe in you,
Justin Lovejoy.
458
00:17:23,835 --> 00:17:25,879
You are like the Roman mob,
remember?
459
00:17:25,962 --> 00:17:27,380
Taking back the family dogs
460
00:17:27,464 --> 00:17:29,048
from the dirty Russians and...
461
00:17:29,132 --> 00:17:30,592
Oh, my God, please stop.
462
00:17:30,675 --> 00:17:32,844
You're butchering
a perfect metaphor.
463
00:17:32,927 --> 00:17:35,388
Alright, fine. But as
soon as we steal those plans,
464
00:17:35,472 --> 00:17:37,015
we're gone. Alright?
465
00:17:37,098 --> 00:17:39,100
Fine. But I'm not sitting
behind you in the canoe.
466
00:17:39,184 --> 00:17:41,019
[Jayne chuckles]
467
00:17:41,102 --> 00:17:43,229
Wouldn't it be so
funny if Maisy and me
468
00:17:43,313 --> 00:17:45,982
just like made out,
like right now?
469
00:17:46,065 --> 00:17:47,358
Dumplings.
470
00:17:47,442 --> 00:17:48,860
Yes. Come on.
471
00:17:48,943 --> 00:17:50,623
I'm going to show
you something so amazing.
472
00:17:50,653 --> 00:17:53,156
Okay, you guys. Opal's in bed,
473
00:17:53,239 --> 00:17:55,200
so let's make this
next game a quiet one.
474
00:17:55,283 --> 00:17:57,494
Hearts. No, duck-duck-goose.
475
00:17:57,577 --> 00:17:59,204
How about Sardines?
476
00:17:59,287 --> 00:18:00,789
Hm.
477
00:18:00,872 --> 00:18:02,207
Like hide and seek?
478
00:18:02,290 --> 00:18:03,666
Well, it's uh,
it's kind of like
479
00:18:03,750 --> 00:18:05,627
a reverse hide and seek
480
00:18:05,710 --> 00:18:07,521
where like, one person hides
and then everybody else looks.
481
00:18:07,545 --> 00:18:09,172
And then when
you find the hider,
482
00:18:09,255 --> 00:18:11,508
you hide with them until
the last person finds you.
483
00:18:11,591 --> 00:18:13,551
Justin always
wanted to play this game
484
00:18:13,635 --> 00:18:15,613
when we were kids so he
could sneak into my bedroom
485
00:18:15,637 --> 00:18:17,347
and read my diary.
486
00:18:17,430 --> 00:18:18,890
You taught me the game!
487
00:18:18,973 --> 00:18:20,099
I'll save you the trouble.
488
00:18:20,183 --> 00:18:21,601
I don't keep a diary anymore
489
00:18:21,684 --> 00:18:23,978
but my vibrator is in the
bedside table.
490
00:18:24,395 --> 00:18:25,897
- I'm down.
- I also want that.
491
00:18:25,980 --> 00:18:28,066
- I will play.
- It could be fun.
492
00:18:28,149 --> 00:18:29,651
I'll hide first.
493
00:18:29,734 --> 00:18:36,449
[trap music plays]
494
00:18:36,533 --> 00:18:38,910
[Killian] So, s'mores
aren't just graham crackers,
495
00:18:38,993 --> 00:18:41,246
chocolate and marshmallows.
496
00:18:43,081 --> 00:18:44,499
Okay, well,
they're kind of are.
497
00:18:44,582 --> 00:18:45,792
Yeah.
498
00:18:45,875 --> 00:18:47,335
[Killian] But uh,
you can also use
499
00:18:47,418 --> 00:18:48,878
pretzels or Ritz crackers,
500
00:18:48,962 --> 00:18:50,922
milk chocolate
or dark chocolate.
501
00:18:51,005 --> 00:18:52,549
And then there's
the mini marshmallows
502
00:18:52,632 --> 00:18:54,008
or the jumbo marshmallows.
503
00:18:54,092 --> 00:18:56,135
Well, it looks yummy
504
00:18:56,219 --> 00:18:59,389
but I thought you were going
to show me somethin' amazin'.
505
00:18:59,472 --> 00:19:00,807
You think you're ready?
506
00:19:00,890 --> 00:19:02,725
Oh, I was born ready.
507
00:19:04,686 --> 00:19:06,688
[exhales]
508
00:19:08,648 --> 00:19:10,358
I don't get it,
what are you doing?
509
00:19:11,609 --> 00:19:12,652
Nothing.
510
00:19:12,735 --> 00:19:14,612
Nothing?
511
00:19:14,696 --> 00:19:17,657
Yeah, I'm not
so good at nothing.
512
00:19:17,740 --> 00:19:19,617
I mean, plus there's
no such thing as nothing.
513
00:19:19,701 --> 00:19:20,970
I mean, even breathing,
it's like something...
514
00:19:20,994 --> 00:19:22,912
Look.
515
00:19:22,996 --> 00:19:25,206
[fire crackles]
516
00:19:32,213 --> 00:19:33,756
Nothing.
517
00:19:35,967 --> 00:19:38,636
[teen girls giggling]
518
00:19:38,720 --> 00:19:40,430
What's up, fam?
519
00:19:40,513 --> 00:19:42,765
Oh, my God, you guys
would make the cutest babies.
520
00:19:42,849 --> 00:19:45,393
[Terri] Oh, my God,
you can't just say that, dummy.
521
00:19:45,476 --> 00:19:47,312
♪ Look at me,
you in trouble ♪
522
00:19:47,395 --> 00:19:48,897
♪ I ain't come
here to cuddle (nah) ♪
523
00:19:48,980 --> 00:19:50,607
♪ Big shark in a
puddle (yeah) ♪
524
00:19:50,690 --> 00:19:52,400
♪ Big shark in a puddle (woo) ♪
525
00:19:52,483 --> 00:19:54,277
♪ Look at me,
you in trouble (yeah) ♪
526
00:19:54,360 --> 00:19:56,029
♪ No droppin'
this shovel (yeah) ♪
527
00:19:56,112 --> 00:19:57,655
♪ Big shark in a
puddle (yeah) ♪
528
00:19:57,739 --> 00:19:59,365
♪ Big shark in a puddle,
yeah! ♪
529
00:20:00,325 --> 00:20:03,661
♪ Even with me,
you against me right away ♪
530
00:20:03,745 --> 00:20:07,040
♪ Even with me,
you against me right away ♪
531
00:20:07,123 --> 00:20:10,585
♪ Even with me,
you against me right away ♪
532
00:20:10,668 --> 00:20:12,295
♪ Right away ♪
533
00:20:12,378 --> 00:20:14,005
♪ Right away ♪
534
00:20:14,088 --> 00:20:15,798
♪ Ahn! ♪
535
00:20:31,481 --> 00:20:35,485
Lance Bass! Aw! We're
back in sync, baby.
536
00:20:35,568 --> 00:20:37,236
[smooch]
537
00:20:44,243 --> 00:20:45,703
[door creaks]
538
00:20:45,787 --> 00:20:49,207
No, no, no, no, Maisy here.
539
00:20:49,290 --> 00:20:50,708
Perfect.
540
00:20:52,085 --> 00:20:54,587
I got you all to myself.
541
00:20:54,671 --> 00:20:56,631
Oh, whoa, um.
542
00:20:56,714 --> 00:20:58,925
[Riley] Uh, sorry, I thought
543
00:20:59,008 --> 00:21:01,302
I was getting a games night,
544
00:21:01,386 --> 00:21:03,346
sloppy makeout vibe from you.
545
00:21:03,429 --> 00:21:04,722
No, no, you were.
546
00:21:04,806 --> 00:21:06,057
There was totally a vibe.
547
00:21:06,140 --> 00:21:07,266
We were totally vibing.
548
00:21:07,350 --> 00:21:09,268
It's just um, full disclosh...
549
00:21:09,352 --> 00:21:13,523
I am pretty freshly divorced
and very badly out of practice.
550
00:21:13,606 --> 00:21:17,902
Uh, the beard tat dating
trauma that you mentioned
551
00:21:17,986 --> 00:21:19,445
at the Gas and Go.
552
00:21:19,529 --> 00:21:21,239
That's the one.
553
00:21:21,322 --> 00:21:26,577
You know, I have this scar
and some like chin zits,
554
00:21:26,661 --> 00:21:29,288
um, like to,
555
00:21:29,372 --> 00:21:31,624
tighten it up and cover...
556
00:21:32,208 --> 00:21:33,668
Why are you smiling?
557
00:21:33,751 --> 00:21:36,629
‘Cause triggered is my kink.
558
00:21:38,172 --> 00:21:39,841
[Riley] Ah. Oh.
559
00:21:39,924 --> 00:21:41,759
Do you, um,
560
00:21:42,927 --> 00:21:44,846
do you wanna
play my favourite game?
561
00:21:46,806 --> 00:21:48,474
Yeah.
562
00:21:48,558 --> 00:21:50,560
So now Justin has
Riley to obsess over
563
00:21:50,643 --> 00:21:52,937
and he won't care
about the renovation.
564
00:21:53,021 --> 00:21:54,605
You're brilliant.
565
00:21:54,689 --> 00:21:58,151
I know. Justin
always went after the hot guy
566
00:21:58,234 --> 00:22:00,170
that was out of his
league only to be disappointed
567
00:22:00,194 --> 00:22:02,071
when they rejected him.
568
00:22:02,155 --> 00:22:04,949
I don't know. Him and Riley
seem to be hitting it off.
569
00:22:05,033 --> 00:22:07,243
Oh, Justin may
have lost the weight
570
00:22:07,326 --> 00:22:09,120
but trust me,
he is still a train wreck.
571
00:22:09,203 --> 00:22:11,956
Riley will see
that and dump him.
572
00:22:12,040 --> 00:22:14,375
The pain and the
shame will give Justin
573
00:22:14,459 --> 00:22:16,544
two more reasons to run away.
574
00:22:16,627 --> 00:22:18,296
Cool.
575
00:22:18,379 --> 00:22:20,256
Wanna play seven
minutes in heaven?
576
00:22:21,549 --> 00:22:23,301
You dirty dog.
577
00:22:23,384 --> 00:22:24,552
Yes.
578
00:22:25,970 --> 00:22:27,597
Mm-mn.
579
00:22:27,680 --> 00:22:30,099
[chuckles]
580
00:22:31,100 --> 00:22:32,810
[muffled speech] Fuzzy bunnies!
581
00:22:33,519 --> 00:22:34,937
Eight marshmallows!
582
00:22:35,021 --> 00:22:36,606
Okay, Kerri!
583
00:22:38,149 --> 00:22:39,484
Your turn, Killian.
584
00:22:39,567 --> 00:22:41,194
Truth or dare?
585
00:22:42,570 --> 00:22:44,322
Dare.
586
00:22:44,405 --> 00:22:47,325
I dare you to sit in
the outhouse for five minutes.
587
00:22:51,287 --> 00:22:53,998
Make it a double dare.
We'll do it together.
588
00:22:54,749 --> 00:22:57,752
[Terri] In that case, we dare
you to go into the outhouse
589
00:22:57,835 --> 00:22:59,087
and swap clothes.
590
00:22:59,170 --> 00:23:00,630
What?
591
00:23:00,713 --> 00:23:02,715
Done.
592
00:23:02,799 --> 00:23:05,718
Janie, can you believe how good
I look in Victor's clothes?
593
00:23:05,802 --> 00:23:07,303
I mean, sleeves are a bit big,
594
00:23:07,386 --> 00:23:10,264
waist a little bit
tight but I'm a snack.
595
00:23:11,557 --> 00:23:13,434
[gasp] I found it.
596
00:23:16,687 --> 00:23:19,941
[gasp] The astral nebula.
597
00:23:22,068 --> 00:23:23,611
Why is it so special?
598
00:23:23,694 --> 00:23:25,738
You have to apply to get one.
599
00:23:25,822 --> 00:23:27,323
I've been turned down.
600
00:23:27,406 --> 00:23:28,491
Twice.
601
00:23:30,827 --> 00:23:32,703
How ‘bout a demo, babe?
602
00:23:32,787 --> 00:23:35,039
♪
603
00:23:35,123 --> 00:23:36,374
[giggling]
604
00:23:36,457 --> 00:23:38,417
[Terri] Have fun.
605
00:23:42,547 --> 00:23:46,467
Okay, five minutes starting...
606
00:23:46,551 --> 00:23:48,219
- Now.
- Hate to admit this
607
00:23:48,302 --> 00:23:50,555
but this is
totally on brand for me.
608
00:23:50,638 --> 00:23:52,557
Every time I try to help,
I end up in shit.
609
00:23:58,271 --> 00:23:59,689
Pass me your shorts.
610
00:24:00,356 --> 00:24:01,399
[sighs]
611
00:24:01,482 --> 00:24:03,568
What's the matter?
612
00:24:03,651 --> 00:24:05,611
No, I'm just...
I'm just a bit claustrophobic.
613
00:24:05,695 --> 00:24:07,321
That's why they
dared me to do this.
614
00:24:07,405 --> 00:24:09,031
So why didn't
you just say, “No?”
615
00:24:09,115 --> 00:24:10,658
I didn't want
to embarrass myself.
616
00:24:11,659 --> 00:24:13,411
I see my mistake now.
617
00:24:13,494 --> 00:24:17,999
Uh, no big, we'll
just do another dare. Okay?
618
00:24:18,082 --> 00:24:19,667
Okay, yeah.
619
00:24:19,750 --> 00:24:23,087
[wild laughter]
620
00:24:23,171 --> 00:24:24,881
Oh no.
621
00:24:24,964 --> 00:24:26,483
It's okay, stay calm.
We got this. Yeah?
622
00:24:26,507 --> 00:24:28,176
Yeah, yeah, we're good.
623
00:24:28,259 --> 00:24:29,844
[Killian] Okay.
624
00:24:29,927 --> 00:24:31,846
[Billie] Some
bitches are getting stitches.
625
00:24:33,890 --> 00:24:35,892
[Jerri] What up, Opie-dopes?
626
00:24:35,975 --> 00:24:38,895
Couldn't sleep. My parents are
fooling around in my closet.
627
00:24:38,978 --> 00:24:41,147
[Teri] Must run in the family.
628
00:24:41,230 --> 00:24:43,232
Yeah... Your
brother and his cousin
629
00:24:43,316 --> 00:24:45,401
are naked in the outhouse.
630
00:24:45,484 --> 00:24:51,490
♪
631
00:24:51,574 --> 00:24:53,427
Billie and Killian are
having sex in the outhouse!
632
00:24:53,451 --> 00:24:55,244
- Yes!
- No!
633
00:24:56,370 --> 00:24:57,622
Is that bad?
634
00:24:58,873 --> 00:25:00,249
- That's bad.
- Yeah.
635
00:25:00,333 --> 00:25:02,084
[Justin] Oh, God.
636
00:25:02,168 --> 00:25:06,631
I'm so, so close. So close.
637
00:25:06,714 --> 00:25:09,842
Yes babe, yes babe, yes babe.
638
00:25:09,926 --> 00:25:12,053
Oh!
639
00:25:12,136 --> 00:25:13,512
Yes... Babe...
640
00:25:13,596 --> 00:25:14,889
Oh!
641
00:25:15,765 --> 00:25:17,701
[Billie] C'mon, Killian.
Just think of something else.
642
00:25:17,725 --> 00:25:19,101
[Killian] Yeah, I'm trying.
643
00:25:19,185 --> 00:25:20,728
I'm almost, there!
644
00:25:23,314 --> 00:25:25,149
[giggling]
645
00:25:26,567 --> 00:25:28,152
- Are you okay?
- Yeah, I just...
646
00:25:29,779 --> 00:25:31,405
[panting]
647
00:25:32,740 --> 00:25:34,116
Your shoulder's bleeding.
648
00:25:34,200 --> 00:25:35,701
What? Oh my God.
649
00:25:35,785 --> 00:25:37,304
Oh my God.
My birth daughter's bleeding!
650
00:25:37,328 --> 00:25:38,913
My birth daughter's bleeding!
651
00:25:38,996 --> 00:25:40,539
[Maisy] It's okay.
I got it. I got it!
652
00:25:40,623 --> 00:25:41,808
You don't know
where anything is.
653
00:25:41,832 --> 00:25:43,209
[Justin] I do. I do.
654
00:25:43,292 --> 00:25:45,461
What's happening?
What happened?
655
00:25:45,544 --> 00:25:48,756
[Victor] Looks like
your hell spawn struck again.
656
00:25:48,839 --> 00:25:49,882
[sighs]
657
00:25:49,966 --> 00:25:51,008
Is that my shirt?
658
00:25:51,092 --> 00:25:52,468
Yeah.
659
00:25:52,551 --> 00:25:54,929
Does anybody else
hear that buzzing sound?
660
00:25:55,012 --> 00:25:57,223
Uh, we should
hit the road. Huh?
661
00:25:57,306 --> 00:25:59,850
Good night, guys.
Thank you for a great night.
662
00:25:59,934 --> 00:26:01,185
Thank you.
663
00:26:01,269 --> 00:26:02,770
[buzzing]
664
00:26:05,690 --> 00:26:08,818
- Do you think?
- Oh, yes.
665
00:26:08,901 --> 00:26:10,403
I mean, yeah.
666
00:26:10,486 --> 00:26:11,737
Go Wayne.
667
00:26:13,281 --> 00:26:14,740
Can you get
tetanus from an outhouse?
668
00:26:14,824 --> 00:26:16,158
Is that a thing?
669
00:26:16,242 --> 00:26:17,910
[Maisy]
I think you'll survive.
670
00:26:17,994 --> 00:26:20,538
Oh, you have a better
chance if you stand still.
671
00:26:20,621 --> 00:26:22,290
[sighs] What about ticks?
672
00:26:22,373 --> 00:26:23,973
My mom says you can
get Lyme disease here
673
00:26:24,000 --> 00:26:25,584
from all the nature.
674
00:26:25,668 --> 00:26:27,878
Lyme disease is
really having a moment, huh?
675
00:26:27,962 --> 00:26:29,964
Justin Bieber did so
much for that disease.
676
00:26:30,798 --> 00:26:32,133
I think you're safe.
677
00:26:35,219 --> 00:26:37,722
You and Kilian
make a great team.
678
00:26:37,805 --> 00:26:39,181
Almost second place.
679
00:26:39,265 --> 00:26:40,558
Uh, I know. I feel so bad.
680
00:26:40,641 --> 00:26:42,184
It's my fault he took the dare.
681
00:26:42,268 --> 00:26:44,312
He didn't want me to
know he's claustrophobic.
682
00:26:45,354 --> 00:26:48,524
No, it is not your fault.
Let me guess.
683
00:26:48,607 --> 00:26:51,527
It rhymes with very,
hairy and scary?
684
00:26:51,610 --> 00:26:54,280
Not a lot of cool
girls on the lake your age.
685
00:26:54,363 --> 00:26:56,866
Don't worry,
Sarah will be here soon.
686
00:26:56,949 --> 00:26:58,409
You two will get along great.
687
00:26:58,492 --> 00:27:00,453
Oh, cool.
Does Sarah have a cottage here?
688
00:27:00,536 --> 00:27:01,912
No, no. She stays with us.
689
00:27:01,996 --> 00:27:03,497
She's Killian's girlfriend.
690
00:27:05,541 --> 00:27:07,585
There you go. Good as new.
691
00:27:09,503 --> 00:27:10,963
Thanks.
692
00:27:17,011 --> 00:27:19,305
God. Promised her
parents she'd have fun
693
00:27:19,388 --> 00:27:21,432
but not like
bleeding in an outhouse fun.
694
00:27:21,515 --> 00:27:22,641
Jesus.
695
00:27:23,934 --> 00:27:25,895
Sorry, hot mess alert.
696
00:27:27,980 --> 00:27:31,317
Who plays very
cool Connect Four.
697
00:27:31,400 --> 00:27:34,278
Maybe you'd wanna play
board games again, sometime?
698
00:27:35,696 --> 00:27:37,549
Unless you're playing
board games with somebody else
699
00:27:37,573 --> 00:27:39,693
‘cause you can play board
games with whoever you want.
700
00:27:39,742 --> 00:27:42,411
I'm not one of those like,
hetero-boardative queers.
701
00:27:42,495 --> 00:27:45,081
Nope. Not, not this guy.
702
00:27:47,583 --> 00:27:49,502
Okay, I'm down for a rematch.
703
00:27:49,585 --> 00:27:51,212
- [Justin] Really?
- Yeah.
704
00:27:51,295 --> 00:27:53,089
I'll wait for you on the dock.
705
00:27:54,840 --> 00:27:56,926
I should get goin' as well.
706
00:27:57,009 --> 00:27:58,761
Yeah.
707
00:27:58,844 --> 00:28:00,513
Thanks for
a great night, Maisy.
708
00:28:00,596 --> 00:28:03,849
Oh yes, my pleasure.
Get home, safely.
709
00:28:03,933 --> 00:28:05,309
Maybe see you around?
710
00:28:05,393 --> 00:28:06,977
Yeah. Around. Over,
under, whatever.
711
00:28:07,061 --> 00:28:09,271
I'm flexible ‘cause...
because I do yoga.
712
00:28:10,022 --> 00:28:11,357
[Riley] Goodnight.
713
00:28:12,942 --> 00:28:14,985
[Justin] Thanks for
the trip down memory lane.
714
00:28:15,069 --> 00:28:17,405
As far as Game nights go,
it wasn't one of the worst.
715
00:28:17,488 --> 00:28:19,824
I'm so glad you had fun.
716
00:28:19,907 --> 00:28:22,952
And Billie turned
out to be a lovely girl.
717
00:28:24,912 --> 00:28:27,039
Do you mind if I borrow this?
718
00:28:27,123 --> 00:28:28,916
The murder cabin is
kind of short on fun.
719
00:28:28,999 --> 00:28:30,209
Oh yeah, of course.
720
00:28:30,292 --> 00:28:31,585
Take it as long as you want.
721
00:28:31,669 --> 00:28:33,295
Great.
722
00:28:34,713 --> 00:28:36,590
Mi casa es su casa.
723
00:28:36,674 --> 00:28:37,883
Not yet.
724
00:28:39,635 --> 00:28:41,720
So why is he an asshole?
725
00:28:41,804 --> 00:28:44,306
Because he has a girlfriend.
726
00:28:44,807 --> 00:28:47,309
We have this amazing
time together and then...
727
00:28:47,393 --> 00:28:49,311
[Justin gasps]
So you did have fun.
728
00:28:49,395 --> 00:28:52,356
Ugh, fine. You win.
729
00:28:53,232 --> 00:28:54,692
But I'm pulling
the adoption card
730
00:28:54,775 --> 00:28:55,901
and keeping the big bedroom.
731
00:28:55,985 --> 00:28:57,862
Yeah, you can play that once.
732
00:28:57,945 --> 00:28:59,363
Maybe a few times.
733
00:28:59,447 --> 00:29:01,073
Kilian should have told me.
734
00:29:01,157 --> 00:29:04,326
Well, did he like,
say or try anything creepy?
735
00:29:04,410 --> 00:29:06,787
No. He made me s'mores
736
00:29:07,663 --> 00:29:08,956
and they were delicious.
737
00:29:09,415 --> 00:29:10,875
What does making
a s'more even mean
738
00:29:10,958 --> 00:29:12,251
in boy language.
739
00:29:12,334 --> 00:29:13,878
I think it means
that he likes you.
740
00:29:15,254 --> 00:29:18,257
And that he has a girlfriend.
Both can be true.
741
00:29:18,340 --> 00:29:21,594
But the summer is long
742
00:29:21,677 --> 00:29:24,805
and long distance
relationships are really hard.
743
00:29:24,889 --> 00:29:26,849
Why do you think I
stayed with my ex in Australia?
744
00:29:26,891 --> 00:29:28,368
Because you were
running from your life
745
00:29:28,392 --> 00:29:29,894
and it's crushing misery.
746
00:29:29,977 --> 00:29:32,062
All right, look.
Not all is lost, okay?
747
00:29:32,146 --> 00:29:34,482
Because you had
fun with Killian,
748
00:29:34,565 --> 00:29:37,193
I stole my grandpa's plans.
749
00:29:42,406 --> 00:29:44,241
Paint swatches?
750
00:29:44,325 --> 00:29:45,367
Order numbers?
751
00:29:45,451 --> 00:29:46,869
What the fuck is this?
752
00:29:46,952 --> 00:29:48,537
What the hell is
rustic boho minimalism?
753
00:29:48,621 --> 00:29:50,456
She's gonna tear
the whole thing down.
754
00:29:52,458 --> 00:29:53,709
A-ha!
755
00:29:53,792 --> 00:29:55,628
Bring it down, Sherlock...
756
00:29:55,711 --> 00:29:57,129
Boat House Committee meeting,
757
00:29:57,213 --> 00:29:59,423
construction permits,
approvals?
758
00:29:59,507 --> 00:30:01,509
Oh my God!
759
00:30:01,592 --> 00:30:03,552
This is why Maisy hid this!
760
00:30:03,636 --> 00:30:05,221
She didn't want me to find out
761
00:30:05,304 --> 00:30:07,223
about her reno
before it went to the board.
762
00:30:07,306 --> 00:30:09,099
So why invite
you to Games night?
763
00:30:09,183 --> 00:30:11,936
Because Billie,
because she's diabolical.
764
00:30:12,019 --> 00:30:13,437
[sighs] Of course...
765
00:30:13,521 --> 00:30:15,231
[Justin] What
better way to play me
766
00:30:15,314 --> 00:30:17,775
than by showing me that
she's got nothing to hide?
767
00:30:17,858 --> 00:30:19,777
But...
768
00:30:19,860 --> 00:30:22,613
if we could get the
board to stop her reno,
769
00:30:22,696 --> 00:30:23,906
then she wouldn't be able
770
00:30:23,989 --> 00:30:25,991
to demolish our family legacy.
771
00:30:26,075 --> 00:30:28,452
Boat House
elections are tomorrow.
772
00:30:28,536 --> 00:30:30,412
We need to game her,
773
00:30:30,496 --> 00:30:32,915
the same way that she
thinks she's gaming us.
774
00:30:32,998 --> 00:30:35,000
And the best part is,
775
00:30:35,084 --> 00:30:37,378
she has no idea we're coming.
776
00:30:41,006 --> 00:30:42,341
Game and match.
777
00:30:45,094 --> 00:30:46,720
♪ It doesn't hurt me ♪
778
00:30:46,804 --> 00:30:48,430
♪ Yeah-yeah-yo-o-o-o ♪
779
00:30:48,514 --> 00:30:50,724
♪ You wanna
feel how it feels? ♪
780
00:30:50,808 --> 00:30:52,851
♪ Yeah-yeah-yo-o-o-o ♪
781
00:30:52,935 --> 00:30:55,437
♪ Do you wanna know?
Know it doesn't hurt me? ♪
782
00:30:55,521 --> 00:30:57,273
♪ Yeah-yeah-yo-o-o-o ♪
783
00:30:57,356 --> 00:30:58,899
♪ Do you wanna
hear about the deal ♪
784
00:30:58,983 --> 00:31:00,276
♪ We're making? ♪
785
00:31:00,359 --> 00:31:01,819
♪ Yeah-yeah-yo-o-o-o ♪
786
00:31:01,902 --> 00:31:03,571
[vocalizing]
787
00:31:03,654 --> 00:31:05,406
♪ Yeah-yeah-yo-o-o-o ♪
788
00:31:05,489 --> 00:31:09,159
[vocalizing]
789
00:31:09,243 --> 00:31:10,869
♪ If I could ♪
790
00:31:10,953 --> 00:31:13,122
♪ I'd make a
deal with God ♪
791
00:31:13,205 --> 00:31:16,125
♪ And then get
Him to swap our faces ♪
792
00:31:16,208 --> 00:31:18,294
♪ Be running up that road ♪
793
00:31:18,377 --> 00:31:20,504
♪ Be running up that hill ♪
794
00:31:20,588 --> 00:31:23,090
♪ Be running up
that hill then ♪
795
00:31:26,260 --> 00:31:28,137
♪ Oh, come on, baby ♪
796
00:31:28,220 --> 00:31:30,598
♪ Oh, come on, darling ♪
797
00:31:30,681 --> 00:31:34,935
♪ Let me steal this
moment from you, now ♪
798
00:31:35,019 --> 00:31:36,687
♪ Oh come on, angel ♪
799
00:31:36,770 --> 00:31:38,897
♪ Oh, come on,
come on, darling ♪
800
00:31:38,981 --> 00:31:41,609
♪ Let's exchange
the experience ♪
801
00:31:41,692 --> 00:31:43,319
♪ If I could ♪
802
00:31:43,402 --> 00:31:45,863
♪ I'd make a
deal with God ♪
803
00:31:45,946 --> 00:31:49,241
♪ And then get
Him to swap our faces ♪
804
00:31:49,325 --> 00:31:53,245
♪ Do you wanna
know how it feels? ♪
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