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Have you actually packed?
I've done most of it.

No.
You don't need much, do you?

No.

BEAU RYAN: This season we've got...

We're going on a holiday!

..sports superstars...

Of course we're gonna have a kick
over there, wherever we go.

We need to look good on camera.
Yeah.

Hey, did you bring your passport?
Pumped up.

No, mate, I don't know.

..comedy royalty...

And the good news is,
I do have my passport.

He's got his passport.
Got my passport. So, that's a win.

We've won the first challenge.

..TV personalities...

You pack it, you carry it.

Organise your own bag,
'cause I'm not doing it for you.

Every single time,
I've got to do it for you.

..chart-topping musicians...

Can't wait to find out
where we're going.
We're going soon, soon, soon!

So excited.

Ready to go.
And we're checking in.

..and an Olympic legend...

It's for your own collection.

(CHIRPING)

Oh!

..head off
on the adventure of a lifetime...

I still don't know
where we're going.

..teaming up
with their favourite person.

Hang on, hang on.
I need to get my crystal out.

Think positive.

Footballers
are better than swimmers.

Tough to be better than Thorpie.

And that's a very good point.

And together...

..they'll trek across continents,

navigate worlds unknown...

It's incredible! Oh, my God!

..discover timeless treasures...

This is really stunning.

It looks like
it's from another world.

..and witness...

I think this is amazing.

..some of the most breathtaking
places this world has to offer.

All day, Thorpie!
Keep pushing, brother!

Through it all...
(SCREAMS)

Watch out!

Wow!

I can't, I can't.
Shh...

..they'll learn...
Not giving up!

..about themselves.

Even though we're all competing
for our charity,

it's human nature to come together.

To see people from
all around the world be so happy,

no matter what situation.

Wake up every day,
tell yourself you're beautiful,

that you're strong,
you're courageous, because you are.

Fame takes a back seat...

(FARTING)
Oh, far out!

..as our celebrities
race in places...

Yeah. The competition's heating up.

..they've never even dreamt of it.

Get ready, my friends,
for the adventure of a lifetime.

From snow-capped pinnacles
to multicoloured mountains,

roaring waterfalls
and endless salt flats,

Argentina's landscapes are as diverse
as they are breathtaking.

But the beating heart of the nation
is its capital, Buenos Aires.

Known as the Paris of the South,

it's celebrated for its passion
for sports, food and dance.

Right now, our celebrities
and their favourite person

are en route to the start line
here at Plaza de Mayo,

the birthplace of Buenos Aires,

from where the city grew into

the sprawling 15 million-person
metropolis it is today.

And it's been the backdrop

for some of the biggest moments
in this city's history.

And right here, right now,
we're about to add our own.

You've been to Buenos Aires before,
haven't you?

Yeah, I've been here,
but I wasn't... It wasn't like this.

I was world champion.
I was travelling the world.

I didn't really get the chance to

go backpacking with friends
from high school.

Do you think we're a chance
of actually winning this thing?

I mean...we're not here not to win.

Em, I know how much you hate losing.

So we'd better win this thing.
We're not losing.

And it's about time
two girls won this thing.

Because no girls have ever won
The Amazing Race before.

We knew that we were going to be
coming here. We felt it.

I can speak a little bit of Spanish.
Oh!

(BOTH LAUGH)
That's super!

What do you think
the kids are doing?

Uh, probably up to their 10th party,
I imagine.

This hot blonde next to me
is my wife of 21 years this year.

She's the mother of
my three beautiful boys,

and she's an absolute winner.

I love you.
I love you, too.

Hopefully, I still love you
when we finish this.

Here we go! First cab off the rank.

Peter Helliar
and his lovely wife, Bridget.

Welcome! Hola!

Hola!

Is that Peter Helliar?
It is!

Hola!
Hola.

Hola!

I am Nat Bass,
and I'm an entertainer.

I'm sing, I dance, I act, I write.

And this is my older sister, Mel.

Just.

Only by 11 months.

Here they are,
Western Sydney champions,

UFC global superstar Bam Bam.

I'm Bam Bam Tuivasa.

I'm a UFC heavyweight.

Let's go!

This is my big brother Logan.

The man, the myth and the...

No, just the man with the many kids.

Hello!

She's rocked the world stage -
now she's about to rock the race.

DJ Havana Brown, and her bestie
Steph. Welcome.

Looking very glamorous.

Trying to bring some sunshine
to this day of ours.

Oh, my God!

You know you're super famous
when they only call you by one name.

Thorpie!

Olympian, king of the pool,

Ian Thorpe
and his best mate, Christian.

Welcome, lads.
Cheers, mate.

AFL legend Billy Brownless
and his son, Oscar.

Hey!

Jett Kenny
and his gorgeous partner, Lily.

Australian country music royalty
Brooke McClymont and Adam Eckersley.

Oh, my God! Hello!

I'm one third of the McClymonts,
with my sisters.

Whoo! Pop royalty.
Thanks, honey.

And we're married.
We're married! We are.

She should get an award for that.

I don't want to say
you're overdressed, but...

There's no hassles
when you're wearing tassels.

(LAUGHTER)

Reality star firecrackers

Cyclone Cyrell and Eden.

Hello! How are we?
How's it going?

No wine glass this year? No...

I'll only be drinking
with you, Beau.

I got the nickname Cyclone Cyrell
from Married at First Sight.

Let's be honest, nothing's changed.

I can vouch for that.

Comedian, writer,
Logie-winning actor Luke McGregor

and his sensational mum Julie.

Great to see you guys.

And lastly, arguably
the fittest and fastest of the bunch,

Chloe Logarzo and Emily Gielnik.
Hey, guys.

My daughter always has
favourite teams

and when the Matildas got mentioned,
like, what chance do you guys have?

Like, let's get real.

We have been team-mates
for 10 years.

The one word that sums it up
is work-wife.

(BOTH LAUGH)

We've got our own wives.
Yeah.

Just to be clear.

Welcome to
the Amazing Race Australia.

(ALL CHEER)

Guys, you are about to embark
on a crazy, action-packed adventure,

and I promise you
it will change your life forever.

Did you mean for the better,
or for the...

Uh, yeah, better.
Yeah. Good.

Alright. We'll do it.

Billy, now, you've played
in grand finals.

You've done everything
at the top level.
How does this compare, right now?

Probably to the four grand finals
I played in.

I lost four of them.

I didn't want to bring that up.
I know. I brought it up first.

Yeah, yeah.

Thorpie, now, you've been asked to do
every reality show under the sun.

Why did you choose The Amazing Race?

So I'm, uh...we're doing this
for ReachOut Australia.

Every year,
we reach millions of kids,
young people across the country

from just, you know, small kind
of mental health, everyday struggles

to the really serious stuff.

It's the kind of service
I wish was around when I was a kid.

Beautiful, brother. Beautiful.

And, Jett, your charity is
extremely close to your heart, mate.

Yeah. So End E.D., or 'endED'
as it's actually called,

it's a small Sunshine Coast-based
charity for eating disorders.

My sister passed away
a couple of years ago.

Big battle with mental health
and eating disorders.

So that one's
very close to home for us.

And, I mean, we're doing this
for all the Jaimis out there.

So all the people who,
if we can give them another day,

let them know that
it's a normal thing to go through.

Salute, brother. Salute.

OK, guys, you are all here to win
$100,000 for your favourite charity.

And I want to wish you all
the best of luck.

Because if you arrive last
on the mat today,

you will be eliminated.

Oh.

Your first clue is on top
of your backpacks behind me,

along with your leg money.

Buenos Aires, here we come!
Are you ready?

ALL: Yes!

Alright. Race hard.
But above all, race safe.

Three, two, one...

Go!

(CHEERING)

Vamos!
Vamos!

Oh, my God!

There's ours.
I've got it.

I've got it!
Yeah.

Is this my bag?
Yeah, that's your bag.
You sure?

Here.
On you, buddy.

(LAUGHS) Oh, my God!

Where's the clue?
Look, here we go.

OK...

OK, let's do it, Bridg.
Let's do it.

It's a route marker.

Oh, shit. I need my glasses.

OK.
You go.

"Catch a taxi from
the Obelisco de Buenos Aires..."

"..to Gomero de la Recoleta..."

"..and search for Atlas
holding up a tree.

"This is where you will find
your first clue."

Our celebrities must find their taxis

and head to Gomero de la Recoleta,

the oldest tree in Buenos Aires.

Once they arrive, they must search
for a statue of Atlas,

who is holding up one of
the branches of the tree.

Here, they'll find their next clue.

Alright. We're away.
We're away.

Buenos Aires... (INDISTINCT)

Oh, my God! Are we lost already?

Are you from here?
No! So we're useless to you.

(LAUGHS)
Yeah, go... (LAUGHS)

(MAN AND WOMAN SPEAK SPANISH)

Tillies on the jog!
Tillies on the jog.

Jesus Christ.
Everyone's running out that way.

Alright, just follow the Matildas.
Follow everyone.

(LAUGHS) Just cheat. Who cares?
It's all starting.

Oh, God. It smells like urine.

Come on, Cyrell.
(RETCHES)

Can't lose 'em. Can't lose 'em.

(RETCHES)
Alright, babe.

But it stinks!
Just walk fast.

THORPIE: I can see it. I can see it.

Alright.
Yeah. Sweet.

Just don't point it out, eh?

I know you're fast in the pool,
but are you fast on the road?

I know you're not fast
with the gags.

Fish out of water.
Ha!

In the deep end.

Go, go. Come on, boys.

Look at those legs!
Don't pull anything.
(LAUGHS)

Come on. We don't wanna
miss these lights.

Hola!
Hola. Yep.

Hello, brother.
(THORPIE SPEAKS SPANISH)

Wait. He's an old man. He might die.
Go this one. Go this one.

OK.

We're doing it off the fare.

Driver, we need to go to, um...

'Jamero de la Relacotta'?

Gomero de Recoleta?
Yes.

Spanish is HARD, man. Gracias.

And if you can... Andale! Fast!

(LAUGHS)
Gracias.

English is just the way to go.

They gotta make this
an English country.

Do you like yellow?
This? Yellow?

Yellow. Good colour?

Yes. Vamos. Vamos.

We're in Buenos Aires.
We are in Buenos Aires, baby.

Just you and I.
Yeah.

A kiss.

What is this one? Coffee?

DRIVER: 'Mate'.
'Mate'.

Oh! You want to give me a taste now?

Ooh...

It must be like their latte.

They just changed the name
to 'ma-te'.

You know Vegemite from Australia?

El consumo. Something like that.

I brought the Vegemite along
to show the world,

you know, a little bit of Australia.

Ooh. Try it.

Might be a bit too much.
Go, go.

(LAUGHS)
Here you go.

I'll take it off. You're alright.

It's game time.

Where is it? Where? Antonio?

Oh, to the left? Over there.

Here. Here. Here. Here.

Yes? OK.

Yes.
Clue's on the back?

OK. Got one.
Got one?

That's better.

OK. "Locate the marked cuatro
pes...ros...

"..perros and count
all their friends.

"Give the number to the judge,
who will be waiting on a park bench,

"to receive your next clue."

OK.
Let's go, let's go.

With over 2400 dogs per square
kilometre in Buenos Aires,

dog walkers,
or 'paseador de perros'

are big business.

In this challenge, teams must search
Plazoleta Juan park

for four dog walkers and count
all their four-legged friends.

Once they've tallied up all the dogs,

they'll present the number
to the judge

and, if right,
they'll receive their next clue.

Perros. Perros is dog.

Is it?
Yep.

So it must be all the dog walkers.
Yeah.

There are a number of
different dog walkers.

One over this side of the park

and another dog walker
over that side of the park.

With different-coloured shirts on.
Yep.

Are we counting them,
or only the dogs.

The dogs, I think.

OK. They're counting...

Are they still looking for that
clue, or are they counting something

We're studying
Thorpie and Christian.

We don't know
what we're looking for.

Six. Seven...
One. Two. Three. Four.

Seven.
Five. Six. Seven. Yeah.

CHLOE: Oh, my God,
it's a dog walker.
Count, Chloe, count.

Lesson number one -
study your opponent.

Ten. Ten.

And lesson number two -
do it better.
Yeah.

OK.
Start counting.

I hate dogs, too.
So this is perfect.

There are, like, I don't know,

50 or something
disgusting dogs everywhere.

One, two, three, four, five, six,
seven, eight, nine, ten.

Thank goodness they were on a leash.

What about that little shit?
Nine.

Nine? That little dog.

I usually touch them,
but to shoo them away,

like, with my leg.

Did you catch the ones at the front?

One. Two. Three. Four.

Five. Six. Seven. Eight. Nine.

OK, 19.

JULIE: He's holding the tree.
And that's our next clue.

He'll be very tired by the time
we get there.

Been holding that tree a long time.

I've known Mum since I was born,
so, we've got that.

We don't really get to spend
one-on-one time together.

And so this is a fun way to do that.

Yeah, I'm 63. Life's short,

and I'm just hoping to get
a lovely experience with my son.

It's a really lovely answer.

Oh!

You right?

Hope the car's OK.

Natalie! Natalie!
I found it, I found it!

What is it?
Atlas! Man holding a tree.

My brother! Where is he?

Oh, muchas gracias, my friend.

Ah!

Quick, babe. Come on.

"Locate marked cuatro
paseadoras de perro."

OK. Dog walk.
We're looking for a dog walker.

Oh, there's one. Aha! Thank you!

Si! Hello!

OK. One. Two. Three.
Four. Five. Six...

Ten.

I got it, Chlo.

(WHISPERS)

That one.
I've counted 26 so far.

Are you sure?
Yes. I'm sure, Cyrell.

If not, re-count it.
26, I counted.

Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
Remember who's boss, buddy.

CHRISTIAN: One. Two. Three. Four.
Five. Six. Seven. Eight.

Eight?
Ten, seven, eight.

15, 25.
Don't run on this. It's slippery.

Kaia is my dog's name.

She's named after
a supermodel's daughter.

Which is kind of a bit of a mistake
to do that,

because I had to explain that
to that person.

Cindy Crawford.
Yeah.

It's a compliment.

Oh! OK.

So there might be more dog walkers.
Yeah. Did we get him?

Oh, there, there, there!

NAT: I've never had a dog before,

but my secret talent
of counting dogs

has been with me
since I was very young.

One, two, three, four, five, six,
seven, eight, nine.

We saw the first dog walker
and we counted the dogs.

We were like, "Yes, we've got it!"

Yes. And then I said,
"Oh, there's another dog walker.
Another one.

And then there's another dog walker.

Oh, we're adding them all up?
Oh, my God.

Even though I've had the experience
of counting dogs

for a very long time...

26.
Plus 9.
35.

..you were really good as well.
Thanks.

BOTH: Thank you!

Orange. (MURMURS)

30. 31. How many have you got?

Yeah?
Yeah. Don't let anyone see it.

BOTH: Yes!
Come on.

Detour.
OK. Here we go.

Detour. National dance
or national sandwich?

A detour is a choice
between two challenges,

each with its own pros and cons.

In this detour, teams must
choose between national dance

or national sandwich.

(ROLLS R) OK.

I should have stretched
my hammies and that.

Buenos Aires gave the world
this dance.

The tango.

And if teams choose national dance,

they'll have to do a better job
than me performing it.

Our celebrities must head to
one of the oldest theatres in town,

seek out a pair of instructors
and learn the steps.

Once confident, they must perform
the routine to music

in front of the judge.

When they've impressed the judge,

they'll receive their next clue.

It's often been described as

a vertical expression
for a horizontal desire.

Personally, I can't really see it.

The whole of Argentina
loves a barbie.

In fact, they are the biggest
meat eaters in the world.

And the big favourite -
the choripan.

Gracias, Christian.

It is basically...
Well, it's a sausage sandwich.

and some chimichurri on the roll.
Look at that.

It is a zesty party in your mouth,
so I've been told.

If they choose national sandwich,

they'll be cooking a massive order -

24 of the iconic Argentinian dish.

Once the judges are satisfied,
they'll receive their next clue.

Oh, mm! It's good.

It's a sausage sanga.

Sausage sanga, Christian.

Sausage sanga.
(SPEAKS SPANISH)

Yes. Exactly.
That translates to sausage...

That's hot.

OK. We're dancing.
Baby, we're dancing.

I'm doing my worst... I know.

Sandwich.
We don't know how to dance.

Come on, let's go.
OK, let's go.

This is so exciting!

I've never felt
so excited in my life.

Have you ever seen me,
like, this crazy?

Yeah, I mean...

CHRISTIAN: Dancing's
not our strong suit.

Uh, I think we're doing
the sandwich.

You want to cook?
Alright, we'll cook.

I do.
Alright, we'll cook.

Yes!

Come on!

We're going the dance, baby.

Alright, let's go the dance.

Yo!

Might have to be one boy, one girl.

It's alright.
You take the girl part.

Your hair is the girl part.

Might have to wear the G bangers.

Why would you even...
You want to, eh!

MEL: We're here!

NAT: Tango. Tango. Tango, tango!
Here we go.

Oh, my goodness.
OK, we're in here.

OK.

Oh, my goodness.

Who do we pick?
We're going to watch first?

Oh, my goodness.

You have to pick me up.

Oh, maybe we should have
done the food.

When we saw the dance, it hit.

This is going to be really hard.

This is not the Macarena.
(LAUGHS)

Muchas gracias.
We've got to choose somebody?

Hable Ingles?

Anyone? English?

Yes. Yes, yes!

We'll take you guys.

Hi.
Hola.

Knew the girls were gonna be here!

I can't believe
they chose the dancing.

Bam Bam and Logan
were doing the tango!

What on earth?

So, do we have one girl, one boy?
Yeah. Yes.

We picked tango 'cause...
I don't know.

We thought it was going to be
more of a faster dance, I think.

WOMAN: One...

Thinking we were going to
get sort of like a samba.

I don't really know
what the samba is now.

I thought I knew
what the tango was too.

Bah. uh. Back, back.

The moves just weren't sticking.

The spins weren't spinning.

The leg flick was there.

Was it, though?

It felt like, for me.

I was holding you down here.

How am I meant to look sexy?

Can't even lift.

This is the Street-os de Argentinos.

We decided to do the national dish.

You rate yourself as a cook?

I'm much better than you.

That's almost like Thorpe-Ian.

It's chorp-ians.

Choripans.
I think it's choripans, yeah.

Chorizo, sausage...
And buns.

OK, we need to make 24,
but I reckon we make 2...
BOTH: 6.

Who's next to us?

Oh, it's the Tillies!

It's pink team. It's Jett.

This has been
the most hectic morning, probably...

Hectic hour of our lives.
Yeah.

THORPIE: Just here? OK.

Muchas gracias.

Hola. Como estas?
Muy bien.

Choripan.
Toast and then chorizo.

Chorizo. Salsa.
Butterfly.

Chimichurri.
Chimichurri.

Criolla.

Criolla.
Salsa.

I reckon do the bread first.
Yeah.

We have to make 24
of these bad boys.

Had to grill the sausages.
Bread needed to be toasted.

Prepare the chimichurri,
and a salsa on top of it.

Hola!

How we doing, lads?

Going alright.
Yeah? Good-o.

Ah, the Tillies!
What's up?

Is that orange team's
already cooking? OK.

BOTH: Hola.
OK, OK.

The national sandwich looks great.

It smells great, too.
It smells great.

Be careful.
Don't let it hit the ground.

Yeah, alright.
OK, let's do it step by step.

Yeah. I feel like
I'm back at Nonna's kitchen.

I know, right? Honestly.

Two cups of olive oil,
eight tablespoons...

This bread smells delicious.

I just was feeling, you know,
my nonna

and all of the times
that I have cooked with her.

Honestly, if I get this wrong,
Nonna's going to be upset.

She would have loved to be able to
be there cooking on the barbecue.

And, you know, she probably
could have cooked for everybody.

To be honest, it would have been
great to have another set of hands.
Yeah.

These are the most wieners
I've ever seen in my life.

(BOTH LAUGH)

How are you going, Thorpie?
Not bad.

Are you good in the kitchen, mate?
It depends what I'm cooking.

OK.
Perfect.

We maybe had to do
the sausages first, by the way.
Yeah.

Rookie error.

So I think get these sausages on
as soon as possible.

Hola, Hola.

Oh, look. Here's one here, Osc.

How many more are there?

Cyrell, that's him. Is that it?
He's the dog walker.

That's a really cool tree.
It's a nice tree.

I'm gonna say that's top...
top-five trees I've ever seen.

Two. Four. Six. Seven. Eight.

Eight. You wanna do a count?

I got nine.

It was harder to count actual dogs
than I would have expected.

One, two, three...

Because they've got no respect

for what we're trying to do
in The Amazing Race.

OK, this is even harder.
One, two, three...

I got 10.
OK. Seven. Nine. Ten.

26.

Whenever we watch The Amazing Race,

there's a feeling of smugness
that you have.

Nine, I got.
Nine. 35.

And then, when you're actually
in the moment,

and you're feeling the pressure,
it's really real...

BOTH: Yes!
We got one!

Five. Six. Seven. Eight. Nine.
Nine. Thank you.

35.
35.

Is that right?
I think so.

BOTH: Yes.

Yes!

Oh, my goodness.

I cook all the time. Dancing, no.

Yep.
Good rip. Ooh! Detour.

I think the sandwich is us.
We both can't dance.

Should we try and dance?
I think we dance. Come on, let's go.

(YODELS)

Oh, here we go again.

Who knew we could count dogs
so well?

I always thought you could.

Go!

On the hips? More on the tits?

And then go back. Oh, yeah.

Shoom!

Hi.
Hi.

I've been dancing and singing
for such a long time.

For Mel, not her strength.
No, not my strength.

But not your weakness.

Let's go. We're gonna give it a go.
OK.

OK.
We're still...

We're ahead of this pack.

We did ballroom dancing
when we were about 13.

Mel wasn't really in it
for the dancing.

I was in it for the brother
of the dance teacher.

Who I'm now married to.
Still!

Can we have an attempt?

Hola.

OK.

The music cut out
and we were still dancing.

We were like, "Oh!"

No?

OK. Next time.
OK.

Ballroom dancing didn't come back
as easily as I remember.

It's shorter.
We have to go faster.

Yes.

One. Two. Three. Four. Oh, God.

One. Two. Three. Four. Five.

One. Two. Three. Four.

One. One. Two. Three. Four. Five.

It would have been helpful
if the dogs stood still.

Um. One. Two. Three. Oh, God.

One. Two. Three.

The dogs were very...
Active.

They did not want to be counted.

One. Two. Three.

One. Two. Three. Four. Five.

One. Two. Three. Four. Five. Six.
Seven. Eight. Nine.

So, 26 and nine.

22. 23. 24. 25. 26.

Now the blue guy.
Yep.

33. 34. 35. Let's go!

Please. Please.
BOTH: Yes.

OK, we'll do the dance.

I'm hoping we don't have to do it
with a backpack on.

Man, Eden, you can't dance for shit.

Alright, let's just
do the sandwiches.

Hey, I can tango, baby.
Haven't you seen me in the bedroom?

Babe, the tango in the bedroom

is very different
to tango in real life.

And then up. There's the practice.

Boom.
(LAUGHS)

Yep, yep, yep.
Here's the old tango.

OK, here we go.
OK.

Ooh! The tango!

Ooh. Look out!

BAM BAM: The tango is a sexy dance,
but we're brothers.

He's the fighter. I'm the lover.

What?
I'm the lover. You're the fighter.

I'm a lover too.

Mm.

Let's go.
Are you ready?

We'll go.

Start again. Start again! (BLEEP)

I was expecting a yes, but anyway.

I think it was frustrating because
I had the dance down pat,

and...

But we'll get there.

Come on, Loges. Have a breather.

How you going? You alright?

Yeah, I'm alright, mate.

Side...

Hola. They know we got it.

Dancing...

..probably was the wrong move.

Wait, go leg. Whoa, whoa. Go again.

Hi.

Gracias. We need to...

LUKE: I think we're coming first.

I'm very confident
we're coming first.

(LAUGHS)

Well, I'm very confident
that we're not first,

but let's just hope we're not last.

We're last.
Not looking good.

It's not looking good.
Not looking good.

And this is the first day.
Oh, my God.

Hopefully, we make it to the second.

Look, I don't want to be, like,
the first one to go.

I hope someone doing tango right now
literally just twisted their ankle.

Oh, God...

It's Amazing Race,
not Amazing Grace.

I'm not here to be graceful.
I'm here to win.

(CACKLES)

Sorry. That's really evil.
You guys can't shoot any of that.

Alright, let's go.

So we got a detour
and it was a national dance

or national sandwich.

And there was only one way
we were going.

In the square. Who's here?

BILLY: Oh, the Matildas.

The pink team's there. Thorpie.

OK, you can see how quickly
they're cooking as well.

Here we are.

Hola.
Hola.

When's the last time
I cooked you a meal?

Uh, not that I can remember.

(LAUGHS) Oh, bullshit.

Yeah, we lived together
for a few months this year.

I did a lot of the cooking
around the house.

I do cook a couple of steaks
and a sausage,

so I thought, I'll do that.

How are your sausages going, Dopey?
Yeah, they're going alright.
They're going well, mate.

You know what you need
when you cook a barbie?

What's a dad
always got in the backyard,

when he's cooking a barbie, Osc?
Beer.

A beer.

Move them... Oh!

Dad's nickname is 'Dopey'.
He's just a dopey guy.

Oh, yeah. This is alright.

No-one calls me Dopey outside of
the household, by the way.

Mmm.

There might be a few
after this show, I reckon.

Come on, Oscie.
It's not helping.

Thank you. Gracias.
Let's go, let's go.

Oh, we've got some friends.

Is this the sandwich?
Yep. Sandwiches.

We've got this, baby. Come on.

Who do you think's
the chef at home?

Me? Of course.

Eden is hopeless.
He's hopeless at cooking.

The cook is Cyrell. She cooks at
home. Best cook you've ever had.

I love to cook, so...

Or maybe you can still catch up.

Ew. Just slice it here, OK?

And I'll do this.

OK, ready? We do this foot...
Left first?

Yes? OK. Ready, go.

Oh!

Ooh!

Do it again.

(GROANS)
Yeah. Hold me weight.

It's tango. Oh, my God!

The tango,
is it the dance of love?

I think it is a dance of love.

Eugh.
Not really...

It's not really
a mother-and-son dance.

No.
No.

Do we go upstairs
and start learning?

Oh, I'm so scared.

Oh, my God.
We should have done the other one.

I am really hoping
I surprise everyone.

The only dancing bit I have
is line dancing,

and I'm not very good at that.

OK. Spin. One...
We've got two of these

If you really think about a tango...
And we should have.

You know,
it's quite a physical dance.

And is quite a sexy dance.

Oh, that's even worse.

I didn't think of it like that.
That's gross.

Oh, boy. That's...
That's really...

That would have changed... We really
should have made sandwiches.

Look at us. Connect, honey.

TEACHER: Connection.
Connection with your eyes.

OK.

ADAM: There is definitely a reason
why we make the music

and watch people dance.

Yes.
We can't really dance.

Or you do these ones.

(LAUGHS)

And then we do one of them.
Spin, and then it's here.

And then you've got to lift me.

The concerns that I had

was when old-mate picked
his partner up and pirouetted twice.

Righto. I'm gonna do this
as graceful as a swan.

(LAUGHS)
We're getting there.

I nearly wet myself!

We're ready.

Not yet.
Yeah, we are.

Hey, hey, hey.

It's our time to shine.

Oh, this is a bit more like it.
I can perform in this space.

Wow.

Hang on. Let me just tuck it in.

I'm so nervous.

Go. Right. Stop, stop.

Ready? Go.

No! Start again!

No.
Shall we have a breather?

We'll go out and practice
one more time.

One thing that footy clubs
always have - a sausage sizzle.

Country footy clubs.
That's how they stay alive.

The old sausage sizzle.

I don't know if we need more
charcoal...

Eden, please stop, man.
I'm getting frustrated.

Go grab the bread.

This is so time-consuming.

EMILY: Oi, Chlo, It looks delish.

Nonna would be proud, you know?

Plating up, anxiety
was getting high.

It was Thorpie and Christian,
Jett and Lily, versus us.

We were like neck-and-neck.

Yep, that's good.
That good.

That is a banger, that one.

Chef, please?
Chef!

No.

THORPIE: We think it's that
the breads aren't separated.

Let's go, babe, let's go.
Gas, gas, gas.

Check!
BOTH: Check, please!

Chef!
LILY: No, sorry, we're next.

(GROANS)

Chef, Chef, Chef,
can we get a check, please?

One burnt.
No.

Two. Three.
This one?

Four? This one.

Three? Three?

Three.
Three.

Come on. Put that down. Let's go.

I was pretty...
Salty.

I WAS getting salty.

And we don't want to fail
more than once.

Really, really lightly charred.
I know.

Yep, I got it, I got it.

Uh, chef!

Yah!
Eh! Thanks, chef.

Thank you.
Would you like one? No.

"La Boca is home of the world-famous
Boca Juniors football team.

"Together you must learn a chant
from the Boca Junior stands

"to receive your next clue."

La Boca! Yeah!

In this city, there's only one game -
football.

And it's not sport, it is life.

Now, you either got for Boca Juniors
or River Plate.

And you can sing your team song in
your sleep.

Isn't that right, Maradona?

The neighbourhood of La Boca

is home to one of Argentina's oldest
and most successful football clubs,

La Boca Juniors.

And the locals are renowned
for their passionate support.

(PEOPLE SING)

In this challenge,
teams must learn and perform

one of the Boca Juniors'
famous football chants.

After watching a performance,

teams must seek out a supporter
to teach them the chant.

Then, when they're ready,
they'll sing the chant to the judge.

When the judge is happy,
they'll receive their next clue.

It's the hand of God.

Actually...
Oh, yeah, nah, it was that hand.

Get our bags.
Yeah.

All of them now...

..they all look perfect.
Bellissimo!

And they taste delicious.

Yes!

Whoo! Thank you, thank you!
Thank you, thank you!

We've got this.

Let's go!
Boys!

Check, please!

BOTH: Yes!

Yes!
OK.

Andale!

To there.

Oh, there. There. Back.

His big stomach. Very big.

Mum, you're doing it. You're flying.

Yeah. This is so graceful.

Down and side. And that's the end.

I think we should just go do it.
OK.

Sometimes when we have a couple of
champagnes, we salsa dance.

Not technically well.
No.

We tend to do a bit of self-salsa.

Havana always leads
when she's dancing.

She can't not lead.

I'll spin you around...
Like, we have fun!

Ready?

Right leg first, yeah.

And out.

Kick!

Side, then spin.

Oh, my God. Thank you.

That was so much harder
than I thought.

We were the first ones
out of that challenge.

We're feeling good.
Thank you so much. Thank you.

(SQUEALS)

(LAUGHS) Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.
You beauty!

You know what? The only feeling
the tango brought out

was me back spasms.

Oh, my goodness.

Are you ready?

"Learn a chant from the Boca Juniors
fans to receive your next clue."

You're our mate! Yes, yes!
OK! Come on!

One and two, and bang and back
and pose.

(GROANS) Oh, no.

OK.
Yeah.

The tango,
it's not for a mother and son.

We're so focussed on what we were
doing, but when we looked around,

there was no teams there.

Except Bam Bam and Logan.

We thought maybe if they're
getting it wrong, we'll be OK.

Perfect. And, back.

Are you ready? We've got to give it
some sass in here! Come on!

Whoo! Let's go, mate.

We got this.

Why did we choose the tango?

At that point, we were very worried.

I'm so sorry.
We should have made sandwiches.

I know. That's our new family motto.

We're the last ones here again.

We're gonna lose!
It's OK.

Bags.

Let's go.

Boca Junior's up here?

(SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY)
OK.

Bye, Antonio. Thank you so much.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.

There.
OK.

At the back.

So... OK.

So we've got to go and listen
to the chant over here.

And then after that we're
gotta find a learning station.

(ALL SING CHANT)

The boys are here.
Run, run, run, run, run.

OK.

We've gotta...
we've got to learn this chant.

OSCAR: This is good.
We're looking good.

This should be the final stages
for us.

Oh, yes. Look at that.

Yeah, you can take
some of them off, Eden.

The ones that look a bit cooked.
Which ones, do you reckon?

I don't know which ones are cooked.

A little bit more, then. Hang on.

Eden, I can't cook everything, man.

Watching you cut stuff with knives

is one of the sexiest things
I've ever seen.

Just could watch it all day.

Is it?
It is.

We cook a lot of barbecues.
We cook over fire.

We cook over coals.

We got this. This is our thing.
It's in our wheelhouse.

How are you going
with the pork, Bridg?

Um... I'm starting to feel
a little unwell.

I don't like pork.

I don't like the smell.
I don't like the oiliness.

I don't like the greasiness.

..little bit, and then we're good,
I reckon.

And I have a bit of a feeling
that it tastes like human.

Like I think human
would taste like pork.

Chef! Check.
Check, please.

So you feel like a cannibal
whenever you eat pork?

It's... I don't like it.

Yes! Oh, my God.

I am gonna hate
if I'm the first one to go home.

Honestly.

Chef?

Yes, please, Chef.

Let's hope, Oscie.

Yes! Gracias.
Goal!

He's kicked a goal.

We're officially the last ones.

Come on, Eden. Help me!
Yep.

Yep.
(BOTH COUNT)

Back as far as you can.

When I realised
I couldn't lift Mum up,

that's when I'm, like, this is
going to be very difficult to do.

That's OK. That's our alternate.

So we have to go the best
of our ability.

We have to go around twice.

The other option we had is to take
all the gravity out of the room,

but that wasn't possible.

We had no choice but to tango
or take a time penalty.

Should have chose sandwiches.

Look me in the eyes.

Clap! Cla... (LAUGHS)

(WHISPERS) Please.

Yes!

Gracias.
Whoo-hoo!

LUKE: That really
put the pressure on,

because there's no other teams left.

Um...

We just thought maybe with
the time penalty, we can just get
out of there, get the clue,

and hopefully speed up
in the next round.

Sorry.
So we'll... Um...

We're having difficulty
with the lifts.

We don't feel that we're
going to be able to do this.

So sorry. We're going to take
a time penalty, please.

OK.

Oh, thank you. Thank you.
Gracias.

BEAU: Teams that fail
to complete this challenge

must serve a 30-minute time penalty
at the Pit Stop.

We're just not good tangoers.

Um, even though that's
on my, um, Twitter profile,

I've had to take it down because
we were pretty terrible dancers.

Chef!
Chef!

Is that right?
Please tell me that's right. Please.

No.
Agh!

What is it?
Check the demo one again.

Oh. The other side of the sausages
need to be cooked.

When you watch
The Amazing Race on TV,

you think it's so easy,

but I can honestly say it is not.

This is the third time
I've made the chimichurri,

and it's probably just gotten
shit and shit each time.

We got this, baby. Come on.

I just want my son to be proud.

Boston is in Cyrell and I's minds
all the time

and he will motivate us
to keep going.

We can't give up.

We're very competitive, so it'll be
a bit depressing if we lose.

Gracias!
Gracias.

(ALL CHANT)

Is this the guy here?
Do we learn from you?

Tomo pa celebrar victoria...

Olividar.
Olvidar.

Olivida.

Olvidar.
Olvidar.

Literally, it goes... (WHISTLES)
You've got it.

Like, not even kidding.
It's going like that.

Orial?
OlVIdar.

Orivar?
Ol-vi-dar.

BOTH: Ol-vi-dar.

My Spanish is pretty ordinary.

It's one of the kind of European
languages that I'm bad at.

Um, understanding...
Which ones are you good at?

Well, I don't think any, but you
said I was good at a lot of them,

and I'm like, "No, I'm not."

I'm not.
No, you are. You know the basics.

We can go?
Yes?

Come on.
Come on. OK.

Tomo...
Ready? Go.

OK, we need more. We need more.
Let's get one more lesson.

Close?

Eden, give me
those two sausages, quick!

We were the last team left.

I don't like the look of this bread.

And I'm not having him turning
around and complaining again.

There was no way we're coming in
last and being the first one to go.

That's it, that's it.

Alright, Chef!
Come on.

Yes!
Oh, thank God!

Thank you!

Alright.

"Together, you must learn a chant
from the Boca Juniors fans

"to receive your next clue."

I honestly did not just think
we were last.

I KNEW we were last.
Could have walked faster.

Seriously!

I had to carry her bag
and she was still behind me.

That's 'cause I'm the woman!

Go. Jump in the car.
Yeah.

(ALL CHANT)

I don't remember a word!

Um, we've got to find an instructor.
An instructor.

OK. So what will the instructors
look like?

(BOTH PRACTICE CHANT)

CHLOE: We're wasting so much time
trying to learn the chant.

And then to turn around and see...

EMILY: We literally see everyone
flooding in at this moment.

Everybody!
We know we've
stuffed ourselves here.

Let's go, let's go, let's go.

OK. Hi. Hi. Hi.

OK.

Ready?
Yep.

Please. Please!

CHRISTIAN: Ready? Go.

OK.

We could get, you know,
the flow of the chant,

but not any of the words.

Um, what's the second part of it?

(SAYS WRONG SPANISH WORDS)

Football chants are
normally chanted at us.

Yes.
We don't normally chant them.

Alright, we've got this.

It was definitely the most
difficult thing so far.

Yes!

Yeah, it sounded pretty good.
Come on, that was pretty good.

That was pretty good.
Please, please, please, please.

'Cause this is driving me bonkers.
I know.

BOTH: Yes!

Yeah! Good job.

Thank you. Thank you.
Muchas gracias!

OK.
Oh, that was so stressful.

BOTH: OK, info.

"Catch a taxi to
the Silos Puerto Madero

"and then travel on foot to find
a Beau at the very first pit stop."

Oh! "..at the very first pit stop."
Yes!

"Hurry, the last team to..."
Oh, shit.

OK. We're eliminated.
This way.

BEAU: Our celebrities
are now racing to find me

right here in the heart
of Buenos Aires,

hanging out with
freestyle football superstar Barbara

for the pit stop for the first leg
of The Amazing Race Australia.

This?
Yeah, uh...

More to the left, and up, up.

Like... Oh!

Come on!
Antonio! Yes!

Chloe and I have played
in front of 50-60,000 people.

But heading to that final pit stop,

I was feeling the most nervous I've
felt in a really, really long time.

We're going to get there first,
so drive fast, but...

BOTH: Drive safe.

Mate, we're on the home stretch.
Top of the pack.

The girls are up there.

Positive?
Yeah, positive.

I'm going to lose it if we're first.

The boys, they want to win
just as bad as we do.

They're competitive, and so are we.

So it's game on.

Antonio, go, go, go, go, go!
Oh, it's a red light.

Sorry, sorry, sorry.
(LAUGHS)

I love them!
I love them too.

Hoo! OK.

Vamanos.
See you later, Antonio.

Bye, Antonio. Thank you.
Muchas gracias.

So, then, Centro Cultural Kirchner
building.

We're off to the pit stop.

You had those stupid pants on,
and that hat.

How good do the pants look?
Nice.

You should ask if you can keep them.

You don't have time to go shopping,
so you may as well get them.

Supporting ReachOut
is important to me.

We would love to win.

As a young person, you know,
I had mental health challenges

and I wish that there was a service
like ReachOut available then.

OK. Is there anyone close to us?

EMILY: Let's go up here.
CHLOE: upstairs.

If we've done this, though,
I'm so proud of you.

No matter what else happens.

Losing, for us,
just isn't an option.

We are running for the
National Breast Cancer Foundation.

It's the most prevalent cancer
within women.

Yes, I see the flags.
No way!

Three women out of every single
locker room that we are in

are affected by it.

We want to be able to help
as much as we possibly can.

Is that it over there?
Yellow and red.

I have no idea. Oh, my God.

Look, look. Can you see them?
Oh, they are coming!

Yeah.

Oh, my God. So good.

Yeah! Football.

Oh, my gosh.

Welcome to Buenos Aires.
Thank you!

Chloe and Emily, you are
the first team to check in.

Yes! Come on!

Oh, my God!

You are one step closer to
winning $100,000 for your charity.

And you've won
a luxury hotel upgrade.

I cannot tell you
how good that feels!

Well done.
Thank you, Beau.

I couldn't be more happy
that we came in first

for our first ever pit stop.

Do you play football?
Yeah.

Oh!

Oh, here we go.
She's called them out.

Today, it was SO hard.
So hard.

We've played at World Cups.
We've trained really hard.

But it is so different.

Oh, yeah! There you go, Beau!

OK. That's enough.
(ALL LAUGH)

Vamos. Let's go, Chlo.

Well, here they are.

Hey! Jump on!
Ready, set, go!

Ian and Christian,
you are the second team to check in.

Oh, sweet. Good job, mate.

It would have been nice
to be number one.

But we're playing the long game.

I may be a former athlete,

but that spark that I have to excel,
it's still there.

Once you are an Olympian, you are an
Olympian for the rest of your life.

Light work.

Around the world.
She just smoked the Matildas.

Alright, let's go.

(CHANTS INDISTINCTLY)

Siempre, like simple.

Boca.

La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la.

(PRACTICES CHANT)

Ol-vi-dar.

(BOTH PRACTICE CHANT)

OK. Let's go.

(SPEAKS SPANISH)
(REPEATS WORDS)

Learning lyrics or dialogue for me
is usually pretty easy.

Singing and learning a chant
in another language -

not so much.

(CHANTS)

(SINGS) # ..boca! #

MEL: I couldn't retain anything
that was going on.

With all of the noises,
all the chaos,

it was so frustrating.

OK. Thank you.
Try again. Thank you.

(BUZZER SOUNDS)
Oh!

Yay!

(BOTH CHEER)

Muchas gracias.

"Find Beau at the very first
pit stop.

"Hurry, the last team to check in
will be eliminated."

Oh, we gotta go.
Let's go!

Look at us, bloody going all around
Buenos Aires.

The little engine that could.

Growing up in a small country town,

we're definitely
outside our comfort zone.

Let's go!

Almost there.

Oh, honey, I'm glad
I'm doing this with you.

Yes. You too, hon.

Oh, argh! Oh, shit!

Oh, my God!
Whoo-hoo!

There's no such thing as lines here.

There was just so much going on,

and bustle and the hustle
of the city.

I hope we don't have to run.

NAT: OK. Come on!

(CHANTS)

(CHANTS)

I can't look.
Yeah!

Ooh, that was hard work.
Oh, a good rip.

Yes. "Find Beau
at the first pit stop."

"The last team to check in
will be eliminated!

BROOKE: We'll get our bags.

There. There it is! That's it!

How good are you piggybacking, hon?
(LAUGHS)

Oh, I can see all the flags.
Oh, my goodness, I'm blind!

The weight of my backpack
was really starting to...

Weigh you down.
..weigh me down.

We don't really know
where we're sitting.

We just know we have to get there.
Mm-hm.

Oh, here we go. Look, look, look.

Three, two, one - jump!

Oh, my goodness.

Jett and Lily, you are
the third team to check in.

(BOTH CHEER)

Number three. Yay!

Well done.
Osu!

Day one, we're the bronze.
Still on the podium.

That's it.
Mm-hm.

Oh, there he is. Let's go.

I'm trying.
Is that a run?

Oh, my God, I'm running.

I didn't do leg day.

OK, ready?

Yes!

Brooke and Adam, you are...

..the fourth team to check in.

Oh, my God!

That is awesome.
What a stitch up.

You guys are dark horses.

Oh, really?

Being the dark horse is
a good position for us to be in.
It is.

Because there's no expectation.
No.

(IMITATES HORSE)
(LAUGHS)

(BOTH CHANT)

You've been learning Spanish, right?
Well, I've been doing Duolingo.

And it helped me not one iota.

(CHANTS)

(CHEERING)

..boca!

(CHEERING)

My heart is racing.
That was amazing.

We were feeling pretty good
at this point.

There were still two teams left.
But we had a time penalty.

Um...

And so we're still living in hope.
We're still hoping.

(CHANTS)

Hang on... Hang on.
(BUZZER SOUNDS)

(BUZZER SOUNDS)
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

Yeah, I thought the tango was hard,

but, definitely, the chant
was harder.

It took my last two brain cells.

(TEACHES CHANT)

Para.
Para.

Olvidar.
Olvi...

See, you need to remember
at least that part, Eden.

Oh, show me.
You need to just remember this part.

Spanish is HARD, man.

All I know is 'hola',

'gracias' and 'por favor',
'vamanos',

and that's it. That's all I know.

Not one of those words
were in the soccer song

that we had to sing.

(BOTH CHANT)

Do it again. You had one line, Eden.
I have to do three lines, Eden.

You know, man,
you're not doing anything.

Come here.
Here, give it to me, then.

You had one line to learn, Eden.
Come here. Show me.

Just learn your line.
Let me do a different line, then.

You alright, babe?
Yeah.

Come on, let's do it.
Come on, let's finish the race.

We might still be a chance.

Just a gut-wrenching feeling.
You felt mentally sick.

Hated it.
I can't do this, man.

BARBARA: River Plate.
River Plate!

Uh, West Tigers or Cronulla Sharks?

Sorry?

Thank you. Thank you! Thank you!

Good. You right?

I don't know.
This way?

Oh, look at the river. It's nice.
Nice.

Come on!

This is like the final sprint
in the marathon.

We're going to pit stop,
and Beau's going to be there.

Oh!
I did not believe it.

OK, I see it. Let's go.
Yes!

Oh, here we go. The girls.

Welcome to Buenos Aires!
Thank you.

Havana and Steph, you are...

..fifth team to check in.
That's alright. Good.

Better than halfway.
Yeah.

Good job!
Yes!

My legs are sore.

And we're ready to have a drink.

Champagne.
Yeah.

Hey.
Oh, Beauie-boy.

Let's go.
Oh!

Oh, here we go.

Hi, guys.

Well done. Well done.
(CHEERING)

Billy and Oscar,
you are sixth team to check in.

Hey. Nice.
That'll do.

Nat and Mel, you are
the seventh team to check in.

He's done well, the boy,
he's done well.

Great, Dopey.

(CHANTING)

(BUZZER SOUNDS)

(CHANTS)

(BUZZER SOUNDS)

(BOTH CHANT)

Bro, we're not doing good on this.
Ah, do it again!

That language barrier, man.
We were both struggling.

But my brother yeah,
he's been a fighter since young.

Fighting his older brothers -
not me.

(CHANTS)

We are not going to lose.
We are not...

This is not an option.

(BOTH CHANT)

(CHEERING)

Oh, my God!

(BLEEP!)

"Hurry, the last team to check in
will be eliminated."

(BOTH STAMMER)

We are last right now.

That's it. We're gone.

JULIE: Unfortunately, I think
we're down the bottom end.

Or, turn that upside-down -
we're at the top.

Yeah. That's it.
Still got our penalty.

I was talking to the crew,

and they said if you do
100 push ups,

we don't have to have the penalty,
but it has to be you.

We're in this...
Somewhere.

We could still stuff this up,
as we've seen.

I think The Amazing Race
is harder than marriage.

I could cry now, I'm that happy.
I'm so proud of us.

It's almost like we had our marriage
of 21 years put into a day.

Does that look like a bridge?

(BOTH SPEAK INDISTINCTLY)

How do we get there?
How do we get there?

Oh, thank you, sweetie.

OK.

Here they come.

Welcome to Buenos Aires!

Gracias. Thank you.

Luke and Julie,
you are the eighth team to arrive.

However, because you did not
complete the tango challenge,

you'll be serving
a 30-minute penalty.

So please take a seat over there,
and pray.

It's so frustrating,
because we had that time penalty.

I don't want to go,

but think positive
because we're not at the end yet.

We've got to think positive.

We've got a little bit of hope.

I guess the hope is that, I guess,
they just trip over here

and they got knocked out.

There's Pete Helliar.

Pete and Bridget,
you are the ninth team to arrive

but the eighth team to check in.

We'll take it. Take it.

You've got your best friend,
your wife, with you.

That must help.
Yeah, it does.

The Amazing Race makes me
love Bridge even more.

So to share this experience
with her already has been amazing.

Well done. Super effort.
See you tomorrow.

(SINGS CHANT)

Uh...

Yes!
Thank God!

I'm very proud of Cyrell.

I could see she was
struggling a bit,

and we really pushed ourselves.

We've got to finish it properly.
We've got to finish it.

Shame we're the first ones
to go, honey.

Just a bit devastated at the moment,
to be honest, to talk.

Bit hard.

I feel humiliated and embarrassed.
We really did try hard.

I think I don't have a watch,

but I think it's been
maybe five minutes so far.

So we're...
We're gone.

We're in trouble.
Yeah.

You never know.

It's amazing how slow times go
when you're just sitting there

waiting for a time penalty
to finish.

EDEN: Well, there had to be one
loser, and it's us, unfortunately.

Sorry to Bravehearts.

Yeah. We started out so strong too,
unfortunately.

Well, there was four things
that upset me today.

We were on such a high
that we thought we were winning.

And then, boom, we got sidetracked.

Number two was our son, Boston.
We didn't want to let him down.

Number three was the charity,
Bravehearts.

We really want to win.

And number four -
who wants to come last?

Oh, my God!

Yeah? You OK?

Yeah.
Alright.

Yes. Someone today is eliminated.

Oh!
Yeah, I know.

Oh!

Make sure you put
the Rocky music on.

Let's go.

(MUSIC LIKE
EYE OF THE TIGER INTRO PLAYS)

Oh, here we go.

Ah!

Welcome to Buenos Aires!

BOTH: Gracias.

Bam Bam and Logan,
you are the 10th team to arrive.

However, you are the ninth team
to check in.

Lucky it's not last, baby.

Well done, boys.

No shoey yet?

Maybe they'll get hit by lightning.
Yes.

Their car breaks down.
Yep.

Their car breaks down
AND they get hit by lightning.
Yep.

We just might still have a chance.

We'll just have to wait and see.

CYRELL: I really wanted to win,
let's be honest.

But anyway, someone has to be
the first one to go, either way.

JULIE: I let you down on the tango.

Didn't let me down, Mum.
We both couldn't do it.

What if I dress up as Beau
and stood over there?

EDEN: Some miracle,
I hope we're not last.

CYRELL: Oh, please, Eden,
we're the last ones.

Where is he?

I think we took so long
he even left.

(LAUGHS)

JULIE: They're here.

It's all good.

See him.

We know we're last. It's OK.

We know we're last.

Cyrell and Eden,

unfortunately, you are
the 11th team to arrive.

Yeah.

However, you are
the 10th team to check in.

What? What? What does that mean?

What the...? What does it mean?
What's that mean?

What does that mean?
You're still in the race.

Oh, my God!

Oh!

I thought we were gone.

Oh!

I thought we were gone.

We're here
and we live to fight another day.

I want to get redemption.

I want us to come up -

if not first, second, third
or fourth, fifth.

In the top five,
we're going to be there.

Crying's OK!

It shows you care.
You've got so much on your plate.

You've got a beautiful son.
You're representing him.

You're representing your charity.
Oh, my God.

Go and rest. Recover.
Get some tissues.

My... Is my make-up ruined?

Your makeup looks great.
(LAUGHS)

Luke and Julie,
please step back on the mat.

(GRUNTS)

Unfortunately, you are the last team
to check in, and you are eliminated.

Yes.
Is it true we have to walk home now?

Is that...
It isn't, but it will save us money.

You've also given another voice
to your charity,

which is very, very close
to both your hearts.

Yes. I'm not looking forward to
going in and telling them I lost,

but, uh, we're representing
Mudgin-Gal Women's Centre.

They provide shelter and food
for Indigenous women in Sydney.

It's a great charity.
It is. They do amazing work.

And we've brought attention to that.
So that's really good.

Bring it in, guys.
Thank you.

So proud of Luke.

We've had a great time
hanging around together,

which we don't do very often.

Enjoy the ride! Nice to meet you.

My advice to anyone is
if you're with your mum,

don't do the tango.
Don't do the tango.

Do the sandwiches.
Do the sandwiches.

(LAUGHS)

Next time on
The Amazing Race Celebrity Edition,

our celebrities saddle up
in cowboy country.

OK. Oh! Shit.

(KISSES)

But is a taste of the farm life...

It's the shape of a horse's head.
I feel like I'm in The Godfather.

(GAGS)
..too much for one team?

I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't.

I've hit the brick wall, for sure.

(SOBBING)