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♪♪

♪ love ♪

♪ exciting and new ♪

♪ come aboard ♪

♪ we're expecting you ♪

♪ and love ♪

♪ life's sweetest reward ♪

♪ let it flow ♪

♪ it floats back to you ♪

♪ the love boat ♪

♪ soon will be making another run ♪

♪ the love boat ♪

♪ promises something for everyone ♪

♪ set a course for adventure ♪

♪ your mind on a new romance ♪

♪ and love ♪

♪ won't hurt anymore ♪

♪ it's an open smile ♪

♪ on a friendly shore ♪

♪ it's love ♪

♪ welcome aboard, it's l-o-o-o-ove ♪

I have to hand it to you, Julie.

Everybody's real excited about all these big stars

you booked for this jamboree.

Well, sir, I thought

a little country music would be fun.

Well, I'm sure it will be.

It's getting to be more and more popular every day.

Well, in that case,

maybe we should start the cruise tomorrow.

Well, sir, if I need a comic for the lounge,

I'll be sure and keep you in mind.

Hi.

Annabelle folker, reporting for sea duty.

Relax, sailor. Give the captain a hug.

Oh, Annabelle. You know, we're really happy

you could be part of this jamboree.

Part of it? I thought I was it.

Well, there are a few others.

Oh, speaking of others,

I'd like you to meet a real important other in my life.

Captain stubing, this is Ted myler.

-Captain. -Mr. Myler.

Haven't I seen you on TV on the pro golf tour?

Well, not unless they had a camera in a sand trap.

We met at a pro celebrity golf tournament.

This is our first chance to be together in a long time.

Well, what with me being on the road

and him being in a sand trap...

Well, relax and enjoy yourselves.

If you want a busman's holiday,

they have some beautiful golf courses in acapulco.

Oh, I know. I brought my clubs.

-Well, have a pleasant cruise. -Thank you.

I'm sure we will. -Bye.

[ Children laughing ]

Oh, mom!

Jamie, Kelly, Corey, what are you kids doing here?

Did you run away again?

We want to go on a cruise with you, mom.

-Yeah! -Mom? Wait a -- wait.

Annabelle, who are these children?

Well, they're -- they're sort of,

I mean, they're kind of like mine.

Come on. Show us the ship, mom!

-Yeah! -The engine room.

Okay! Bye!

-Bye! -Bye.

Bye.

Well, hi. I'm Adam shipper, brick's doc--

I mean, Adam bricker, ship's doctor.

Great way to make an impression, huh?

Hi, I'm Cindy Lou.

And don't fret none.

You made a good impression anyway.

Well, thank you.

If you'd like me to help you check in, or whatever...

Oh, thank you.

But first, I got to find my aunt effie.

Howdy!

I think I just found her.

Well, I see you made it, Cindy Lou.

Yes, aunt effie.

This is Dr. Bricker.

How do you do, Dr. Bricker?

-How are you, ma'am? -Pleased to meet you.

We have a lot in common. I'm a doctor, too.

Really? What kind of medicine do you practice?

I don't practice, son.

I do it for real.

Here, try this -- aunt effie's elixir of life.

Good for what ails you or fails you.

-Thank you. -No charge.

Professional courtesy, one doctor to another.

Down the hallway and to the right.

-Enjoy your cruise. -Bye.

Hello, welcome aboard, I'm Julie McCoy, your...

Cruise director. Captain. Purser.

-Amazing, you're 100% right. -I always am.

Bullard, Henry bullard. -Yeah.

Mr. Bullard, you're in...

Promenade 356.

Right again, Mr. Bullard.

Of course. He needs a haircut.

-Where are you going, gopher? -To get a haircut.

There you are, Mr. Bullard. Enjoy your cruise.

Oh, thank you.

-Hello, can we check in here? -Hello.

"May we," not "can we."

Right. Uh, may we check in here and can he be excused?

My apologies for Mr. Bullard. I'm captain stubing.

How do you do, captain? I'm bill Davis.

This is my wife, Jeannie. -Welcome aboard.

Hello. Thank you.

Davises...honeymoon suite, I see.

Second honeymoon.

You see, bill and I were separated for awhile.

-Oh... -Oh, no, no, no.

Not that kind of separated.

I was away on an oil rig platform

in the north sea for a year.

I certainly counted the days till I get back this lady.

-Well, welcome home. -Thank you.

I'd invite you to dine at my table tonight,

but I suspect you'll enjoy being alone.

I'd enjoy being anywhere as long as Mr. Bullard is not there.

-Well, have fun. -Thank you.

-Thanks. -Bye-bye.

All right. The aloha deck

is, uh, two decks below.

And you can use that elevator, miss Dixon.

Oh, Lulu.

All right, Lulu. And there's some brochures...

Remember me? I'm Kenny creek.

Uh, you checked me in outside.

Oh, excuse me. I didn't see you.

Oh, I like him already.

I forgot to ask, uh, what time do they serve dinner?

Well, there's an early sitting and a late sitting.

Well, good. I'll take both.

Now, there's a man after my own heart.

-You'll excuse me. -Sure.

Uh, do you mind if I walk you to your cabin?

Oh, but I don't know where it is.

You'll have to show me.

Well, good, that'll just take longer.

Maybe on the way, uh, we can stroll through the galley.

Oh, yes.

Hey, Isaac.

Has c.G. Thomas come onboard yet?

-Who? -C.g. Thomas,

the greatest country singer of all time.

Ha! To you, of all time means a week and a half.

And the greatest country singer of all time

is Holly hartman.

But c.G. Thomas has had the top country album

for four months.

Big deal, Holly hartman has 12 gold records,

all written by her husband, Danny.

Well, they must've been before I was born.

Everything was before you were born.

There they are!

Excuse me. Thank you.

Miss hartman, would you

autograph your album for me, please?

Well, sure I will, if you call me Holly.

Okay, thank you, Holly.

Uh, "to Isaac,

my very, very, very, very best friend."

My pleasure.

How about an autograph, Danny?

Sure. I'd be happy.

If I ever write a hit song again,

maybe it'll be worth something.

Aw, come on, honey.

You're still the best songwriter in the business.

Now, you just stay here and listen to my best friend

Isaac tell you how good you really are.

I'll find the cabin and get us settled in.

Danny, do you write songs for any other singers

besides your wife?

No, Isaac. I am a one-woman man.

Hey, great. Me too.

Mr. Hartman, do you know c.G. Thomas?

Yes, I do, as a matter of fact, uh,

she used to be one of the backup singers to my wife.

Oh.

Haven't seen her in years, though.

Well, there she is!

Miss Thomas, would you sign my album?

Oh, sure.

To Vicki? -Yes.

This is my favorite album.

I listen to it all the time.

It's practically worn out.

Well, that's my favorite song right there.

-Well, that's sweet. -Oh, thank you.

It's got a great beat. -Thank you, Vicki.

-Thank you very much. -Bye.

-Hi, c.G. -Hey, Danny.

I just heard your latest single.

Think you got yourself another winner.

You old show-off,

you're just saying that because you wrote it for me.

Excuse me, young man, could you --

[ gasps ] Dottie west!

Shh.

I'm sorry, but I'd rather no one knows I'm here.

You see, I'm on this cruise for a complete rest.

-Yeah, but this cruise -- -now, hon, look.

I've been on a 10-week tour of one-nighters.

Now, that's 65 days in a hotel, 65 days of work.

And believe me, all I want to do

is go to sleep and leave a wake-up call for Christmas.

You mean you're not part

of the country music jamboree? -Oh, no.

The last thing I want to do on this cruise is work.

Me too.

Uh, when does the next ship leave?

We're it for a week.

Ooh. Okay, you're not gonna tell anybody

I'm aboard, okay? -Okay.

Um, could you show me to my cabin, please?

Oh, yeah. That's just right

through those doors back there and around your right.

-Ah, thank you. -You bet.

Uh, miss west, um,

I would just really love

to have my picture taken with you.

Um, you're not gonna tell anybody I'm here, right?

Then who's gonna hold the camera?

[ Air horn blows ]

Now stand by.

Oh, that's just fine.

Thanks a lot.

Annabelle, uh, when I arranged for connecting cabins,

i didn't expect to be next door to a slumber party.

Oh, Ted. Please try to understand.

Jamie, Kelly and Corey,

well, they've kind of latched on to me

like I'm their real mother.

But you're not.

I know that.

But I still feel responsible for 'em.

Well, after all, their moms and dads

were all from my hometown.

Annabelle, maybe you feel more guilty than responsible.

I do not feel guilty.

Why, I know it wasn't my fault that the plane crashed.

But they were on their way

to see me in my last concert of the year.

Yes, I understand that, darling.

But I thought this cruise was for us.

Oh, Ted, it'll be fine.

Why, I thought you like kids.

Oh, I do. I do.

In fact, I thought maybe we could use the cruise

to review that instruction manual

on, uh, how to make something like that happen.

As a singer, I've found out

that it never hurts to practice.

-Mom, go swimming! -It's so fun!

[ All talking at once ]

Go ahead, go ahead, go ahead.

I'll stay here and design a new golf course

for adults only.

Oh, it makes me crazy to see a woman

running around looking like that.

Me too.

How's she ever gonna get a fella with that scrawny body?

Sit down?

Yeah, I'd love to.

You been jogging?

No, I just run down for some lunch.

Oh.

You know, I was gonna take a swim.

Then I seen that kid back there with a harpoon.

Oh.

-Boy, that's lovely. -Mm.

I like the way they serve that.

Would you like some?

Yeah, I believe I will.

Fantastic.

Look at that. Oh, goody.

Ooh, that's good. Mm.

You know what?

They ought to serve a drink in them things.

Aunt effie: Here you go.

Aunt effie's elixir of life -- it'll fix you up.

I'm telling you, it's got 49 different herbs, roots,

plants from a secret family recipe

handed down from 10 generations.

Adam, one doctor aboard is enough.

Take care of that, will you?

Right.

And let me tell you right now,

it's the best thing in the world for...

Uh, Cindy Lou?

Uh, I don't believe your aunt effie has, uh...

Oh, aunt effie sure has a gift for helping people.

She's a natural-born healer.

Why, back home, people think that she can work miracles.

There you go.

Well, back home they may call it "working miracles,"

but, uh, here we call it

"practicing medicine without a license."

There you are, little lady.

And that's all. We're fresh out.

But gimme a couple of days and I'll mix up another batch

and everybody'll have some.

Howdy, Dr. Bricker!

Uh, Mrs. Scaggs, about your elixir...

Oh...ah, sorry, I don't give no recipes.

See, there, Cindy Lou?

Just a couple of hours ago,

I give him a bottle of elixir and he looks --

he looks fitter already.

Uh, Mrs. Scaggs, what I'd like to try to...

A couple of more bottles

and you won't need them glasses anymore.

See there? It's wonderful.

Now, don't you worry, honey.

As soon as I come out of my slump,

I'm gonna write you a song, a winner,

and you're gonna be right back on the top again.

Well, as long as I got you, I am on the top.

And anyway, you have been writing good songs.

Not just good songs, great songs.

Well, they haven't been, uh --

uh -- uh -- uh, selling great.

Maybe the public's getting tired of my singing.

Don't you ever, ever, ever say that again.

Your fans, they love your singing.

And I do, too.

Hey, are -- are you -- are you sure that you don't want

to go up on the deck with me and get some sun?

No thanks, honey. You go on.

Okay. I'll see you later.

By the way, I hear c.G. Thomas is onboard.

No kidding.

Haven't seen her... Since she went out on her own.

Well, she's sure been doing all right for herself,

big hit record and everything.

I wonder who that judd Thornton is

who's writing all her songs.

I never heard of him before.

Hey, listen. I didn't want to tell you this,

but, uh, I have been working on a little, uh --

uh -- uh, song for you that I was gonna surprise you with.

I love you, Danny.

I love you, too.

I'll see you later.

Oh, Mr. Hartman!

Can I please have your autograph?

-Sure. -Here you go.

You're lucky.

I write a whole lot, uh -- uh, faster than I talk.

Thanks.

"Changes."

♪ Changes ♪

♪ I'm gonna have to make some changes ♪

♪ now that I know what your game... ♪

What a nice surprise.

Danny, you are the best.

You know how much I've missed you in this last year?

Hasn't been easy for me either.

Here you are, folks.

You know, it's been said

that I make the greatest Margarita

this side of the equator.

And I know it's been said because I said it.

Thanks, Isaac.

Well, here's to our past, present and future.

Let's forget about the past.

Here's to our present and future.

Beautiful.

Well?

-Perfect. -The best.

Ugh! This is the worst Margarita I've ever tasted.

You didn't make this yourself, did you, Isaac?

I'm afraid I did, Mr. Bullard.

Well, can I come back there

and show you how it's really done?

That's "may I come back there."

Thanks a lot, Isaac. -Yeah.

Thanks for the delicious margaritas.

You see, Isaac,

everybody starts with the same ingredients

to mix a Margarita,

just as Shakespeare started with the same words

as any other writer.

It's what the artist does with the material

that makes the difference.

Ah, well, you want a job?

We could pool the tips.

Oh, no, no, no.

My own business keeps me busy enough.

What do you do?

I'm a jeweler.

Not just plain jewelry...

I mean the classy stuff.

Mm, I guess it does keep you busy.

Well, actually, my jewelry and my clientele,

i only have to keep busy about one day a year.

Here you are. Try that.

Don't give up that one day a year.

♪♪

Danny, don't be so nervous.

So what if Holly sees us together?

Well, she knows we know each other.

Yeah, but she doesn't know I'm judd Thornton,

who wrote a big hit for you instead of for her.

Well, what she don't know won't hurt her.

Well, I hope you're right.

Boy, I sure do love that new song you wrote for me,

"changes."

It's so beautiful.

Well, I'm glad you like it.

But the next song that I write is for Holly.

I do love her, you know.

Well, of course.

But you've been writing all your best songs for me.

So you just must adore me.

Now, I want the three of you to enjoy yourselves.

But remember, I spoke

to Mrs. Whitaker at the orphanage,

and I promised her that you'd be back there

the minute the cruise is over.

Boo.

Why can't we live with you?

Yeah, we want to live with you.

Why can't we?

I wish you could, but, well, I'm a singer.

I -- I live on the road.

Don't you get run over a lot?

I mean, I travel a lot.

Why don't you kids run along, take your swim?

You two look after Corey.

And remember, only in the wading pool.

Okay.

[ Laughter ]

-Hi. -Hi.

He's the reason she doesn't want us to live with her.

We'd be in the way.

Want me to go sock him in the nose?

You couldn't reach his nose even if you stood on a table.

Maybe it wouldn't hurt if she really saw him lose his temper.

Huh?

Excuse me! I'm sorry!

Sorry.

Nicely done.

Guys, you've got to help me.

I've got so many big stars for the jamboree,

i don't know which one to put in the opening act.

You can't use any of 'em in the opening.

A star never opens the show.

I know that, Isaac.

That's why I have a problem.

Julie, relax. Okay?

I know of a couple of people

who just might be a great opener right here on the ship.

Maybe I could talk to them.

You do? Who are they?

Well, I'll just have our people call their people.

And then, we'll see.

Oh, great. But hurry. I'm desperate.

Who's this opening act?

Want to know who it is, partner?

You and me.

♪♪

Well, what do you think?

How about wow?

You don't look bad for an old married man yourself.

Thank you.

To be continued after.

Do you like these?

Well, they're okay.

But not wow?

Not wow.

I haven't seen this one before.

Oh, that? Oh, it's nothing.

-No, really. -Well, no.

-Let me see. -What?

I think it's very pretty.

But it's just some costume jewelry I picked up for $25

while you were away.

Well, on you, that looks like a million bucks.

Well, come on, gopher.

We got to hurry up and change for dinner.

Oh, will you relax? This will take a second.

Okay.

Dottie: Who is it?

It's me, miss west. Burl Smith.

Remember, you said I could have my picture taken with you?

Oh, yeah. Um, do we have to do it now?

Well, I, uh, took off from work

especially to have this time.

I see.

Uh, really, couldn't we wait till tomorrow?

Oh, all I need is one smile.

Please?

Well, all right.

Okay, just one smile, though.

Thank you. Get ready.

All set.

Take the picture, I'm smiling.

Aah!

Got it!

See you later.

How many copies?

We'll have some dinner, a little dancing

and then right to bed, huh?

Does it have to be in that order?

Good evening.

-Mr. Bullard. -How are you?

Enjoying the cruise?

-Oh, very much, thank you. -Just fine.

Oh, I must compliment you on your superb taste.

Oh, in husbands. Right.

No, in jewelry.

That pin, it's exquisite.

Oh, it's just...

Magnificent.

And you're talking to a man

who's been appraising jewels for 25 years.

I don't know your line of work,

but you're doing something right.

Well, you really made an impression on him.

And you thought this was too tacky, huh?

Well, I didn't say it was tacky.

I said it was an expensive imitation.

Nothing's an imitation when you wear it.

You make everything very real, especially my love for you.

[ Indistinct conversations, soft music plays ]

Well, then what happened, aunt effie?

Well, that preacher took to my muskrat oil

like a possum to a turnip patch.

He was up and around in two days.

'Course, from then on,

we couldn't keep the muskrats off of him,

especially during mating season.

[ Laughter ]

You know, I've been doing some reading

about folk medicine.

Seems it's an idea that's coming back.

I hear that some of those old folk cures really work.

Well, they may have some merit.

But they're no match

for the advances of modern medicine.

The biggest advance in modern medicine is the adding machine,

so the doctors can make out them big bills.

[ Laughter ]

She's a funnier doctor than you are.

Oh, hi, y'all.

Hi, c.G.

How's my idol?

Your idol wishes

she was selling as many records as you are.

Just beginner's luck.

And how've you been, Danny?

Oh, I'm okay. How've you been?

Oh, I'm doing okay, can't complain.

-Will you join us? -Oh, no.

I can't. I got to get my music together.

I'm singing tonight. -Oh.

Hey, you got any new songs

by that mystery songwriter of yours, judd Thornton?

Well, as a matter of fact,

I'm gonna be singing a new judd Thornton song tonight.

Great! You know something, c.G.?

I know almost every songwriter there is,

and I never heard of judd Thornton.

You got him locked up in a closet someplace,

so the rest of us country girls can't get at him?

Now, Holly, don't be greedy

'cause you married the best one there is.

Bye, y'all.

She's right.

I did marry the best one.

To us.

To us.

You know, the children could've had dinner with us,

just as long

as we spend the rest of the evening by ourselves.

Well, I wanted 'em to,

but they didn't want to bother us.

Well, that's very considerate.

Don't look at them. Okay, Corey.

Now you grab two handfuls of mashed potatoes.

You ready? -Ready.

Good luck.

Go!

Corey! Anything wrong?

Jamie said I have to eat my mashed potatoes.

-Oh. -Do I have to?

Well...

I always loved mashed potatoes.

Corey!

Corey, you bad boy!

You got mashed potatoes over poor Mr. Myler.

No, it's all right. Really, it's -- it's nothing.

-Oh, let us help you, Mr. Myler. -Oh, no, no, I'm fine.

Oh, no!

Oh, kids, just what are you -- oh, I'm sorry.

I'm sorry, mom.

Here's to us.

Go right back there and sit down.

Go on, Corey. Oh, I'm sorry, Ted.

Oh, it's nothing. Just fine.

Oh, look here...

Oh...

Dessert?

Uh -- uh, yeah, I'll have one of those right there.

Oh, nummy, nummy.

Sir?

I believe -- I believe I'll start with this one.

Eat that strawberry one next.

Oh, okay.

Captain, I really enjoyed that trip to the bridge with you.

Well, aunt effie, tomorrow, if you like, I can...

[ Hiccups ]

Excuse me.

You're excused.

[ Hiccups ]

You're excused, too.

[ Hiccups ]

Excuse me.

What is this?

Well, I thought I'd give you all a treat.

Before dinner, I went out in the kitchen

and poured some of aunt effie's spring tonic in the soup.

You mean that we're gonna be [Hiccups] until spring?

Mrs. Scaggs, this ship has very stro...[Hiccups]

Health regulations, and...[Hiccups]

Oh, aunt effie, you really oughtn't to have done that.

[ Hiccups ]

There's nothing in there that can hurt you.

It's all-natural. Besides, hiccups is good for you.

Doc: How?

Oh, think how good you'll feel when they stop!

[ All hiccuping ]

Ladies and gentlemen, won't you join us on the lido deck

for a lavish buffet and dancing under the starry skies,

followed by our show tonight

starring the fabulous c.G. Thomas.

[ Slow jazz music plays ]

Ah, I can't believe it.

I finally did it.

I got you all to myself.

Oh, honey. I'm sorry it took so long.

But by the time I got them kids in their pajamas,

and got their teeth brushed and their prayers prayed, well,

it seemed to me like it was almost time to get 'em up again.

It's all right, sweetheart.

You were definitely worth the wait.

Okay, Corey. Remember what he told you?

You just start running and crying,

and let me do the talking.

Go ahead.

[ Crying ]

-Oh, Corey, darling... -Oh, no.

What's the matter?

He had a nightmare.

A real bad nightmare.

It had snakes and spiders and ghosts and monsters.

Oh, honey. It's all right.

I'm here now. Oh, Ted.

I'm gonna have to put him back to bed.

Annabelle, this is getting ridiculous.

Oh, don't be mad.

It'll only take a minute.

Oh, sweetheart.

Come on, kids.

You know, at home, we never dance this close...

Oh, I'm sorry.

-We dance closer. -Oh!

Ooh, it's hotter out here than a tar road in Tennessee.

Huh, well, I don't think so.

Well, maybe it's me.

If you don't mind,

i think I'll just mosey around the deck for a spell,

before I put this pretty body to bed.

I think this music

and excitement's sort of gotten to me.

Well, if there's anything you need, just let me know.

Oh, don't worry about me.

I'm fit as a fiddle.

Except, you know, even a fiddle

gets out of tune once and again.

You know, Isaac, there's no rule

that says the opening act has to be a musical.

We ought to do what we do best.

You mean give up?

No!

You, my friend, are a funny guy.

You ought to tell jokes.

Yeah!

Hi, guys. What's up?

-What's up? -Hey, what's up?

Listen...um, Vicki,

did you hear the one about the drunk

who put a dime in the parking meter?

And when the dial went to 60, he said...

"Well, what do you know? I weigh an hour."

Maybe she's too young for that joke.

I'm not too young. That joke's too old.

Well, you better start laughing

because we're gonna be the opening act tomorrow night.

Now, that's funny.

♪♪

[ Upbeat jazz music plays ]

Well, how's the second honeymoon coming along?

Perfect.

Well, almost perfect.

-Oh, captain... -Yes.

I'd like to tell you what a fine ship you have here.

-Why, thank you. -I'd like to, but I can't.

I was just up on the lido deck.

You call that music?

Well, most of our passengers seem to be enjoying it.

Don't mind Mr. Bullard, captain. He's been wrong before.

You see this pin my wife's wearing?

Mm-hmm.

He said it's worth a lot of money,

and she paid $25 for it.

Bill, please...

Look, I know a genuine article when I see one.

Now, that pin is worth easy, easy $15,000.

$15,000.

Would you like to bet $100 on that?

No, I wouldn't. I'd like to bet $1,000.

$1,000 says it's the genuine article.

-Darling, this is silly. -You're on.

-Bill! -Okay.

Henry: When we get to acapulco,

I'll call an appraiser friend of mine.

I'll borrow a loop. -A loop?

A jeweler's lens.

Then I'll tell you exactly how much it's worth.

Mr. Bullard, I don't think it's fair

that you'd be judge and jury. -Oh, well, in that case,

uh, what about the man who appraised the hope diamond?

Will he do? -He'll be just fine.

Okay. His name is Max Esteban.

He lives in acapulco.

Captain, would you mind putting that pin in your safe

so they won't switch pins on me?

Oh, I'll just hold on to it.

No, honey. Just give it to the captain.

Let him put it in his safe.

It may be the only $25 Jewel he has in there.

Thank you.

Now, you be careful with that, captain.

It's a bet?

It's a bet.

Well, if you'll excuse me.

Uh, captain, may I speak with you?

As a friend, your uniform doesn't quite fit so well.

Why don't you have your clothes custom-made, like I do?

Julie: Ladies and gentlemen,

tonight is the first night of our jamboree.

And I'm proud to introduce one

of the most exciting new voices in country music.

Please welcome miss c.G. Thomas.

[ Applause ]

Thank you very much.

Before I sing for you,

I'd like to introduce two great country legends.

And they're here in our audience tonight.

Ladies and gentlemen,

miss Holly hartman and her husband, Danny hartman.

You know, when you have a hit record,

as I've been lucky enough to have,

thanks to a great songwriter, judd Thornton,

it seems like people want you to do it over and over again,

everywhere you go.

Well, I'd like to do something special tonight.

It's a new judd Thornton song.

It's called "changes."

♪ Neither one of us will ever change ♪

♪ we're both the same ♪

♪ and that's a shame ♪

♪ 'cause when we were together, it was right ♪

♪ we had it all ♪

♪ you and I ♪

♪ you're not changing me ♪

♪ and I'm not changing you ♪

♪ the only change is what we're going through ♪

♪ you took the part of me ♪

♪ that I was proudest of ♪

♪ now you say that's the part that you can't love ♪

♪ changes ♪

♪ I'm gonna have to make some changes ♪

♪ now that I know what your game is ♪

♪ I know that I would only lose ♪

♪ no matter what I do, hey ♪

♪ and the first change that I make ♪

♪ is gonna be you ♪

♪ oh ♪

♪ changes ♪

♪ I'm gonna have to make some changes ♪

♪ now that I know what your game is ♪

♪ I know that I would only lose ♪

♪ oh ♪

♪ somehow I'll get over you ♪

That was a very beautiful song you wrote,

judd Thornton.

Ted? Oh, Ted. I just...

Annabelle, I have got something very important I want to say.

Listen.

I always believe when you're mad,

you should kiss and make up first.

And then see if you can remember what you were mad about.

Annabelle, do you have any idea

what it's like on the pro golf tour,

the incredible pressure that I am under every single day?

Annabelle, I need this rest with you.

And I'm never gonna get a rest

as long as those kids are around.

Well, let me talk to 'em,

try to calm 'em down a little.

Honey, they're children.

They're acting the way they're supposed to act,

like children.

It's just that it happens to be

the wrong time and the wrong place.

Oh, Ted. They're having such a good time.

And they've had so few good times in their lives.

I know. I know.

And I don't want to sound like Simon legree,

but why don't you put 'em on a plane

when we get to acapulco and send 'em back to Mrs. Whitaker?

I couldn't do that.

Then maybe I ought to fly home from acapulco.

It's one or the other.

Why don't you sleep on it?

Good night, sweetheart.

How's a body to sleep on it when a body's too upset to sleep?

Just think, the money we win on this bet's

gonna help pay for this trip.

Bill, call off the bet...For me.

Oh, no way. Not on a sure thing.

You know what your problem is, honey?

You're just a little softy. Bullard deserves it.

I mean, he's got a big mouth.

But it's all so ridiculous.

He just made a small mistake.

Honey, in this world,

I've learned that you have to pay for your mistakes.

Where have you been? I looked all over the ship.

I was worried.

Did you think I had jumped overboard?

I only sing songs about ladies who jump overboard.

I don't actually jump overboard myself.

Honey, I was gonna deny to you that I was judd Thornton

until hell freezes over.

But I love you too much to lie to you.

Or to lie to you anymore, that is.

It's pretty hard to lie

when the song falls out of your jacket.

And I thought this was the surprise

you were writing for me.

How...

Don't even try to explain why you did it.

I can't even explain to myself.

Well, I bet you can't.

Here. Here, Danny.

You might want to write another song for c.G.

Danny, when hell freezes over,

make sure you're wearing a warm sweater

and some good, heavy socks.

My aunt effie says that,

if you like somebody, you shouldn't beat around the bush.

You should come right out and tell 'em.

Well, for once, I can't fault your aunt effie.

You know, I have an aunt Margaret

who's always saying something, too.

She says, if you want to kiss someone,

you shouldn't just beat around the bush.

You should just come right out and do it.

We come from very wise families.

Doc! Cindy Lou!

You better come quick. Aunt effie's kind of sick.

Well, where is she?

Dad and I took her to her cabin.

Let's go.

Oh, aunt effie, are you all right?

Oh, I'm okay, darling, just a tad under the weather.

'Course, sometimes, the weather can be a tornado.

Now, what seems to be the problem, aunt effie?

I thank you to keep your hands to yourself.

I do my own doctoring.

But, aunt effie, Dr. Bricker can make you feel better.

He can't doctor me without my permission.

And he ain't got my permission.

Now, scat!

Well, you seem to be running a fever.

Big deal.

Had fevers a long time 'fore we had doctors.

Now, vamoose. Get out.

All of you.

-Feel better, aunt effie. -Thank you.

Well, uh, I'll check with you later.

Cindy Lou, close that porthole.

It's freezing in here.

But the porthole is closed.

Well, then, open it.

It's hot in here, too.

Oh, ain't this so nice?

All those stars and the ocean breeze...

Look at that moon.

Does that -- does that moon give you any ideas?

I'll say it does.

Are -- are you thinking what I'm thinking?

I hope so. Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

I bet I am.

-Good! -Yeah!

-Let's eat! -Let's eat!

♪♪

Hi, Kenny. Hi, Lulu.

Hey, Lulu, Kenny.

-Hi, y'all. -What are you guys doing?

We're having a midnight snack.

Midnight? It's only 11:00.

Yeah, this is yesterday's midnight snack.

We ain't finished yet.

We better eat fast.

We don't want to be late for the next one.

Hey, what's going on?

What are you people doing in my galley?

I don't come over to your purser's lobby.

I don't come to your bar.

Well, you came to me once.

Yeah, I would've done better with a witch doctor.

Oh, clean this up, now, will you?

Oh, don't worry.

When you get back, ain't none of this gonna be here.

That's right.

Ain't he a bundle of fun?

You're lucky. He was in a good mood tonight.

Mm.

Hey, guys. We got to come up with an opening act for Julie.

I know. Got to think of something.

We have been thinking.

Well, we'd better think a little harder.

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[ Scraping rhythmically ]

[ "You are my sunshine" plays ]

-All right! -Yay!

Hey, we got something here!

Julie, we got your opening act.

Thank you! Gopher's told me all about you.

We are so...

Not them. Us.