Original subtitles

♪♪

♪ love ♪

♪ exciting and new ♪

♪ come aboard ♪

♪ we're expecting you ♪

♪ and love ♪

♪ life's sweetest reward ♪

♪ let it flow ♪

♪ it floats back to you ♪

♪ the love boat ♪

♪ soon will be making another run ♪

♪ the love boat ♪

♪ promises something for everyone ♪

♪ set a course for adventure ♪

♪ your mind on a new romance ♪

♪ and love ♪

♪ won't hurt anymore ♪

♪ it's an open smile ♪

♪ on a friendly shore ♪

♪ it's love ♪

♪ welcome aboard, it's l-o-o-o-ove ♪

♪♪

[ Indistinct conversation ]

Oh, hi!

Hi. Hi.

Hi, doc.

You know, I cannot believe we're going to Greece.

It's the one place I've wanted to go my whole life!

That's 'cause you haven't been around long enough

to want to go to two places.

[ Laughter ]

Just think -- Athens, mykonos,

santorini, rhodes.

All those Greek islands,

I can't wait to see what they're like.

Ta-da!

Ta-da!

[ Both chanting ]

[ Chanting rapidly ]

Cancel my ticket!

Where did you get those outfits?

From storage.

Yeah, remember "zorba the Greek" night?

Oh, one of my biggest mistakes at the time.

Obviously, it still is.

Captain kostopoulos, I can't tell you

how excited I am about this exchange program

that the cruise line has set up.

Our ship in Greece, the Stella solaris,

is a magnificent one, captain stubing.

I think you will like her very much.

I'm sure I will, if we don't miss our plane.

-Well, is everybody ready? -Yes, sir.

Yes, sir.

Gopher, Isaac, are you going

to a costume party on the way to the airport?

No, sir.

Then why aren't you dressed properly?

Well, sir, I thought since we're going to Greece,

we should dress like Greeks.

[ Laughs ]

Forgive me, but if you're going to Greece dressed like that,

people will think you very strange.

People will think that no matter how they're dressed.

♪♪

Good morning, ladies and gentlemen.

This is your pilot speaking.

We're now in our final approach

to Athens international airport.

And so in the language of the country,

we say [ speaking Greek ] Welcome to Greece.

♪♪

Vicki: Dad, look!

Merrill: Isn't it spectacular?

A modern city built around ancient ruins.

Judy: There's the acropolis and the fabulous Parthenon.

Gopher: And there's the temple of Zeus.

Doc: You guys can check out the ruins.

I'm heading for the modern beauties

at the astir palace hotel.

Isaac: To each his own.

I know the first place I'm heading

with my camera -- the flea market!

Flight 841, Los Angeles to Athens,

is now arriving.

Passengers will be deplaning

at gate 6b, international terminal.

♪♪

Thank you.

Sir, isn't gilmore where you went to school?

It's my Alma mater, all right.

No kidding!

What a coincidence that your old college

would be here on the ship.

It's not a coincidence at all.

You see, there was a big fire on the gilmore campus,

and there was no place to have the graduation,

so when the board of alumni had a meeting,

I suggested that they raise some money

and have the ceremony here in Greece.

Oh.

Wow. They paid for a cruise for the whole class?

Yeah, they were very generous.

After all, gilmore is not one of the big 10.

You know, when I graduated,

there were 100 students in the class.

Yeah, when you were there, Plato was one of 'em.

Oh, gopher. Um...

[ Chuckles ]

Something I can do for you, son?

Yes, sir, captain.

First, you could start by not calling me son

'cause after graduation next week,

you and I will be fellow alumni.

I'm Charles Davidson.

Well, it's a pleasure to meet you, Charles.

This is my daughter, Vicki.

Oh, hi.

I hope you don't mind my asking, but how old are you?

Chronologically, 16.

You're a year older than I am,

and you're graduating from college?

You must be a genius.

Well, if you believe in iqs, that's what I'm considered.

I've been looking for my classmates.

Have either of you seen them?

Well, Charles, we won't be sailing for a couple of hours,

so I think most of them are probably

still sightseeing in Athens.

Thank you.

I've been reading this guidebook,

and believe me, you guys are in for a real treat.

Okay, here we are in pireaus, the port of Athens.

You'll be having your graduation ceremonies

on filopappos hill in Athens,

which is just across from the acropolis.

Now, the first stop on a Greek island cruise

is mykonos with its gorgeous beaches

and exciting night life.

Then we sail to santorini, and you won't believe it.

Everything on this island is built on cliffs.

And if you didn't believe santorini,

you certainly won't believe rhodes,

the walled city built by the crusaders.

Then we hit lindos.

It's a famous archaeological site,

so I'm sure you're really gonna "dig" it.

[ All groan ]

Oh, man.

Look, it's an old country. You get old jokes.

[ Laughter ]

Woman: I can't wait to see mykonos.

Woman #2: Me, too.

Man: I can't wait to see santorini.

Oh, this looks great.

Ralph, what are you doing here?

I thought you weren't graduating.

Yeah, I know, but I just have to try to get Dean lockwood

to give me another chance.

I wish you luck.

Yeah, I'm gonna need it.

We can't all be as fortunate as your golden boy valedictorian.

Ralph.

You never were the jealous type.

Jealous? [ Chuckles ]

Just because bill's got you

and a Greek shipping tycoon for an aunt.

Oh, well. Such is life.

Hey, where's deek and Lou? They can help me with the Dean.

I think they went into town to see the flea market.

Uh, where's that?

Look, I'm meeting bill at the astir palace hotel.

I'll drop you.

Did I hear you say astir palace hotel?

-Uh-huh. -You got room for one more?

Sure. We'll leave just as soon as I change.

Oh.

After you?

♪♪

So, this guy kept yelling, "call me a doctor!

Call me a doctor!" I said, "are you sick?"

He said, "no, I just graduated from medical school."

[ Laughs ]

I guess it's funny if you understand English.

No, it isn't.

It's very nice.

I like it.

It has a touch of class.

How can you be so blasé?

This is gorgeous.

Caroline, if you're gonna be a member of my family,

you have to get used to being around wealth.

Upper class people act differently from others.

[ Chuckles ] I love you.

But sometimes, you're such a snob.

A snob?

I'm sure my aunt won't think so

when she sees I'm engaged to a peasant.

I wish you hadn't brought that up.

I'm still nervous about meeting her.

Yeah, to tell you the truth, So am I.

Remember, it's my first time, too.

At least you've written to each other.

She'll love you.

You think so?

Sure.

I have a feeling it runs in the family.

♪♪

Oh, wow! Look at that!

Hey, here comes Ralph just now.

Man: Hey, Ralph!

All right.

What's going on?

What are you doing here in Greece?

Well, I flew over to get my diploma.

I'm gonna ask the Dean for a makeup examination this week.

What have you been smoking? You know Dean lockwood.

He doesn't give makeup exams.

Hey, guys. If I don't graduate, I'm gonna be ancient history.

The law school that I got accepted to

won't let me in without that sheepskin.

Parents spent every last nickel I had to get here.

Old lockwood's just got to give me that exam.

Ralph, does he look like the kind of guy

who'd change his mind?

Oh, guys. You got to give me some help.

There's got to be a way we can get to him.

This calls for a conference and several drinks,

and not necessarily in that order.

Oh! I'm like a kid in a candy store in these shops.

I'm sorry I made you wait so long.

No, no, no. Not at -- not at all.

It gave me time to buy you a little present.

Aphrodite,

the -- the goddess of love and marriage.

Put it under your pillow. The message may come true.

Burton, you're not leading up to another proposal, are you?

No. No, no. No, no.

I'm saving that for a moonlit night at sea.

[ Chuckles ]

Oh, look at these!

Excuse me, but I believe I saw this first.

[ Chuckles ]

I hate to argue with a pretty woman,

but I'm sure I saw this first.

Uh, how much is this? [ Speaks Greek ]

[ Chuckles ] That's all right. I speak English.

A beautiful vase, and the only one I have.

200 drachmas, $12.

I'll give you 300 drachmas for it. What do you say?

Hey, wait a minute, wait a minute.

Hold on. Just a second, okay?

I'll give you 400 drachmas.

I'll give you 500 drachmas. Take it or leave it.

Leave it. I'll give you 1,000.

1,000 drachmas? That's $20.

Ah.

Thank you very much.

Fine. It's all yours.

Don't feel so bad.

Maybe I'll give you my address, and you can come

and visit it every now and then.

Thanks, sport, but I think I'll just buy one of my own.

Listen.

Do you know where I can get a good deal

on some swampland?

[ Laughs ]

I'm Isaac Washington.

Reesa marlowe.

Nice to meet you.

Nice to meet you.

Oh, why don't we go have a drink?

And I'll teach you everything I know about haggling.

Oh, I don't think I can afford that kind of knowledge.

Besides, I'm taking a cruise to mykonos today.

Mm, you better be careful.

I hear you can meet a lot of dangerous characters

on those cruises.

Really?

That's the same thing I heard about flea markets.

♪♪

Good morning.

May I help you, ma'am?

Oh, yes, I'm reesa marlowe,

and I'm looking for cabin 321 on the emerald deck.

I'll take you there.

But it will cost you at least 1,000 drachmas.

I think I just met my first dangerous character.

Oh, I'm not dangerous.

I'm deadly.

[ Air horn blows ]

♪♪

Group: Gilmore, gilmore, here we go!

Yay, gilmore!

Attention, passengers.

We are now leaving pireaus, the port of Athens.

The first stop on our Greek island odyssey

will be the glamorous resort of mykonos,

the closest place on earth to paradise.

[ Mid-tempo music plays ]

[ Indistinct conversations ]

Well, having fun, Charles?

Not really.

Can I treat you to a Shirley temple?

I'm not that young.

I take my ginger ale straight up.

I like a woman who lives in the fast Lane.

You know, I kind of feel sorry for Charles.

He's so much younger than everybody else.

I guess it's not easy being a genius.

Oh, I don't know, Julie.

I manage.

Priscilla, did you know that there are over 450 churches

on the island of mykonos where one can get married?

Funny.

I always thought it took two to get married.

That's what I've been trying to tell you.

[ Clears throat ]

Exc-- uh, excuse me, Dean -- Dean lockwood?

Burrows!

Well, what are you doing on a graduation cruise?

I flew all the way over to Greece

to ask you for a makeup exam.

Forget it!

I don't give makeup exams.

-Yeah, but I -- -I've invoked certain rules.

I don't intend to change them.

But I've been boning up on ancient history,

and I know the subject thoroughly.

Good. Maybe next time you go to college, you'll graduate.

Priscilla?

Well, so much for the straightforward approach.

Ah, so what if we struck out this time around.

There's nothing I like more than a challenge.

[ Sighs ]

Well, almost nothing.

Here you go.

Thanks.

Hi, Isaac.

Hi.

How about refilling my champagne glass?

Sure. What would you like?

Champagne would be nice.

Oh. [ Chuckles ] Yeah.

-Good idea. -[ Chuckles ]

You know, I'm really glad you're sailing with us, reesa.

Why?

Well, because there's nothing like a nice, long cruise

to get to know someone.

Yeah.

It's too bad this one's so short.

For me, anyhow.

I'm getting off at mykonos. I rented a little house there.

Why would you want to move all the way to mykonos?

A little distraction, that's all.

Well, I'm getting off work in a few hours,

and if you'd like,

I'd be very happy to distract you.

Sounds real good to me.

You have something special in mind?

Yeah.

Only I don't know just yet what it is.

[ Laughs ]

Ladies and gentlemen, we are now passing

the beautiful Greek island of delos.

In Greek mythology, delos is said

to be the birthplace of Apollo, god of the sun,

so you know you can be sure of another beautiful day.

What do you think of this?

"As your class valedictorian, I found

that reaching the pinnacle of success and recognition

is possible through diligent efforts

to develop one's own personal talents and skills."

Kind of stuffy, isn't it?

No, I don't think it's stuffy.

I'm the valedictorian, not the class clown.

Too bad. You'd make such a cute clown.

What do you think your aunt Helena's like?

I don't know.

All I know is, she's in the fishing business,

owns a fleet of ships, must be worth millions.

If I may say so, wow.

Yeah.

That's why, when she insisted on putting me through college,

I didn't object.

She's given me the best of everything.

Bill, I don't think I should go

with you tomorrow when you meet her.

Why not?

Well, after all she has done for you,

I think it's only right you two have some time together.

Besides, I don't think I'd know

how to act around all that money.

All right, but I'm the logical heir.

Some day, when we get married,

you're gonna have to learn to live with it.

I'll force myself.

You're kind of cute for a peasant.

♪♪

Deek, what is so interesting?

Shh! Quiet. Brains at work.

I think I just came up with the right prescription

for Ralph's makeup exam.

Hi, guys.

Professor's attractive, isn't she, doctor?

Oh-ho, they didn't make professors like that

when I went to college.

Tell me, are she and the Dean an item?

Oh, they're planning --

platonic.

Strictly platonic. Nothing between them.

And you know something, doctor?

Personally, I think she's been cloistered too long

within our hallowed halls of Ivy.

Very poetic.

Yeah, I'd say she's one hot fox

that's ready to be hunted.

Not poetic, but very interesting.

Believe me, if the right man

were to ask to show her around mykonos tomorrow,

have a few belts with her

at that romantic little venice tavern I heard about,

who knows what might happen?

Tell me, what was your major in college,

mind-reading?

♪♪

So, tell me more about yourself.

What else would you like to know?

-Everything. -Everything?

Yeah, your birthday, what high school you went to.

Your favorite ice cream, your shoe size.

Okay, okay, but one thing at a time.

Forget it.

All I need to know

is that you're a beautiful, single woman

on her way to mykonos who I just love being near.

That's very sweet,

but it's not quite accurate, I'm afraid.

I'm not single.

Oh.

My husband and I are separated.

The divorce will be final soon.

These last few months have been pretty rough.

That's why I wanted to get away.

I'm sorry.

Ain't nothing for you to be sorry about.

My new life is off to a wonderful start.

You know, ever since I can remember,

I've had this romantic dream about living on a Greek island.

I know what you mean.

I have this romantic dream of my own.

Oh? What's that?

This.

Isaac.

This is happening too fast.

I think maybe we ought to call it a night.

Okay. Sure.

I'll see you tomorrow, okay?

♪♪

Welcome to fabulous mykonos,

the Jewel of the aegean islands.

With its exotic landscapes

and brilliant bay studded with yachts,

mykonos earned its reputation

as an international playground.

As we head into the bay,

notice how white the hillsides appear.

Every house in mykonos is whitewashed twice a year.

While we're in port, you may want to explore

the graceful countryside dotted with countless little chapels

and quaint, old windmills.

We're sure you'll enjoy this dazzling mediterranean port.

♪♪

[ Bird squawks ]

[ Camera shutter clicks ]

Now, Burrows, if this has anything

to do with that makeup exam...

Oh, I'm -- I'm not concerned with that now, sir.

This is something I think you should see for yourself.

Your fiancée and Dr. Bricker.

Well...

She's not exactly my fiancée,

but, uh, this is very disturbing.

It's for you. Isn't that nice?

[ Applause ]

[ Slow music plays ]

[ Speaks in Greek ]

[ Speaks in Greek ]

Champagne, on the house.

Why are we getting the special treatment?

[ Cork pops ]

Could be that word of my charm and lovable nature

have preceded me.

She said she had an engagement,

but I-I never suspected it would be with another man.

Look at him,

plying her with romantic music and champagne.

[ Laughs ] Well, he's not gonna get away with this!

No, stay out of this! Don't make a scene!

You, stop, out!

[ Music stops ]

Dr. Bricker, I'll thank you to leave and leave quietly.

This lady belongs to Dean lockwood.

Ralph, what's wrong with you?

I don't belong to anyone.

Does he have a drinking problem,

or have they brought back "candid camera"?

And there'll be no plying her with champagne, either!

Oh, fellas, that's -- aw.

Let that be a lesson to you.

I don't understand.

[ Waiter speaks in Greek ]

[ Speaks in Greek ]

Well, Dean, I took care of that Casanova for you.

I can't say that I approve of your tactics,

but [chuckles]

I never saw champagne put to a better use.

Thank you, Burrows. Thank you.

If you really want to thank me, Dean,

you could give me that makeup exam.

Oh, Burrows, one thing has nothing to do with the other.

Now you tell me.

[ Wind whistling ]

Gopher, I did the best shopping.

I got this sweater for myself.

Nice.

But this one's for Vicki.

Won't she look pretty?

Lovely.

You think you got a deal?

This was 600 drachma. Do you believe that?

600 drachma?

Wow. Bill.

Bill. Bill, you look like you're lost.

Yeah, I know I'm in the wrong neighborhood,

but one of the local people directed me up here.

Oh?

This is the address of my aunt's villa.

Would either of you know where it is?

Well, gosh, this really isn't my neck of the woods,

but -- oh, look, there's a woman over there.

I bet she could tell you.

Yeah, okay, thanks.

Bye!

Good luck!

Anyway.

Anyway, so, yeah.

I found a million things.

Pardon me, madam, do you speak English?

Yes, I speak English.

Could you tell me where this address is?

William?

It is me.

Your aunt Helena.

Oh, I am so happy to see you.

Oh, come in, come in.

We have so much to talk about.

You live here in a windmill?

Yes, I do.

But you told me you own a fleet of ships.

[ Chuckling ] Oh. Not ships, boats!

Fishing boats.

See?

There. There are 2 of my 53.

The golden fleece is out catching fish.

Now, you come. Come sit down.

I have prepared some of my morning catch for you, love.

Sit.

♪♪

You know, after last night,

I wasn't sure I'd be seeing you again.

Why?

All I said was, it was happening too fast,

not that it shouldn't happen at all.

Ah.

Besides, I couldn't find anyone else

to help me carry my suitcase.

Any time.

Is this one mine? [ Gasps ]

Oh, Isaac, it's just the way I pictured it.

Thank you.

[ Speaks in Greek ]

[ Gasps ] Oh, Isaac.

Isaac, I don't believe this place is really mine.

-[ Chuckles ] -I don't believe it!

[ Gasps ] Ooh, look at this dining room.

And these floors. Oh, isn't this wonderful?

Well, on a scale of 1 to 10,

I'd give it a solid 15.

Look. It even has its own terrace.

Do you have a nice view?

No!

I have an absolutely gorgeous view.

[ Laughs ] Oh, look, the ship!

We're practically neighbors.

Good.

So when I need to borrow a cup of sugar,

I can just swim on by.

-Oh. -[ Laughs ]

♪♪

William?

You do not like your aunt Helena's cooking?

Oh, no, the food is delicious, really.

But something is bothering you, no?

It's just that I thought you were rich.

I thought you had a fleet of ships, a villa, servants.

But William, I never wrote that in my letters.

Yeah, I know, but what was I supposed to think

after all the money you sent me for my education and everything?

What do I need money for?

I have everything here.

But to have a nephew who graduated from college,

and the number one in his class, that is very special.

And when is the graduation ceremony?

They haven't informed me yet. I'll let you know.

[ Speaks in Greek ] Good.

Wild horses could not keep me away.

Oh, William.

[ Chuckles ]

♪♪

[ Birds chirping ]

Isaac, I hope all of my days in mykonos

are as wonderful as my first.

Well, with sights like this, how can you miss?

Can you imagine anything more beautiful than this?

I don't have to imagine.

All I have to do is look.

♪♪

[ Indistinct conversations ]

[ Piano playing mid-tempo music ]

Well, honey, how'd it go?

What's your aunt like? Is she very glamorous?

Yeah, very.

Well? What else?

Does she live in a gorgeous mansion?

Yeah, it's incredible.

I've been in some great houses,

but hers, I just couldn't believe.

How many servants are there?

Does she have a yacht?

Yeah, she has a yacht, the golden fleece.

What a romantic name.

Bill, do you know how lucky we are?

On a beautiful cruise in the Greek islands,

graduating together, we're in love,

and you're going to be rich.

Everything is just perfect.

Yeah, perfect.

Priscilla.

Think how wonderful it'd be if we were married.

It'd be like -- like Camelot.

-Burton. -I've got it all worked out.

We'll have the marriage ceremony at the college chapel,

honeymoon at Niagara Falls. Ooh.

I found the perfect, little condominium for us to live in.

Don't I have anything to say about this?

What if I'd rather go to Bermuda or live in a house?

No, no, no, no. Believe me, this is much better.

[ Sighs ]

Burt.

Burt, I love you.

But for marriage to work,

it takes two people who are willing to compromise.

You don't seem to be able to do that.

What are you talking about?

Well, you're --

you're so inflexible.

Me?

I'm inflex--

what am I inflexible about?

Everything.

Take Ralph Burrows, for example.

What is so terrible about giving him that silly makeup exam?

Priscilla, it's a matter of principle.

And when you sacrifice principle,

you sacrifice everything.

In the end, you may be sacrificing me.

Oh, don't say that.

I love you.

Burt, please, don't.

[ Mid-tempo music playing ]

[ Indistinct conversations ]

Mm! That was good.

Mm-hmm.

What was that called again?

Uh...

Oh, wait a minute.

Um, um -- [ Speaks in Greek ]

[ Speaks in Greek ]

And...

[ Both speaking in Greek ]

Just like [speaks in Greek] used to make.

[ Laughter ]

I want to thank you for inviting me to dinner.

I'm having a great time.

Vicki: Well, you're welcome. Our crew is fun to be with.

Oh, are there others here?

Gopher: You know, sir, I've been boning up on Greek customs,

and if you really enjoyed your meal,

there's only one thing to do.

-What's that, goph? -[ Clears throat ]

Hyah!

Gopher, are you crazy?

No, I'm telling you.

That's the way you show your appreciation for a meal.

Otherwise, they'll be insulted.

Here, please. See?

[ Plate shatters ]

Ha!

Well, I enjoyed the meal.

Ha ha!

[ Laughs ]

I'm all for tradition.

[ Plate shatters ]

Well, why not?

[ Plate shatters ]

[ Cheers ]

Gopher: Thanks for coming, folks!

Hey!

Pardon me!

♪♪

Splendid evening, isn't it?

Uh, Vicki?

At what point in a new relationship

do you think it's proper for a boy to kiss a girl?

Well, I think just about now is right.

I'm experiencing a very provocative feeling.

I sense a strange exultation.

Something must be happening to my libido.

Well, I'm not a genius,

but I think I know what's happening.

We're falling in love.

Wow.

♪♪

Whoo. Mm.

Oh, my god!

The ship's gone!

♪♪

[ Knock on door ]

Come in!

[ Speaks in Greek ]

That's "good morning" in Greek.

I know, gopher. I know.

You wanted to see me, sir?

Uh, yes, gopher. Have you seen Isaac anywhere?

He was supposed to come in and go over

this inventory with me a half hour ago.

No, I haven't seen him since last night in mykonos.

Oh, that reminds me. I have something for you.

Oh, a little souvenir or something?

Oh, you might say that.

It's a bill from the restaurant for $38.

Apparently, there's another Greek custom.

You break 'em, you buy 'em.

[ Telephone rings ]

Excuse me.

Yes?

Isaac, get in here on the double!

I'm afraid I can't do that, sir.

I'm still in mykonos.

You're where?

I overslept.

I'm really very sorry, captain.

[ Sighs ]

Well, there's nothing I can do about that now.

Now, look.

Our ship docks at santorini in five hours.

I want you to take the air shuttle

and meet us there.

Yes, sir. Uh, I'll be there, captain.

And, um, sir?

I'm really very sorry.

You already said that, Isaac.

See you at santorini.

Goodbye, captain.

Phew!

Well, I still got my job.

And I don't have to meet the ship for another five hours.

Well.

♪♪

♪♪

I'm gonna miss you.

Whenever I look out into that harbor and see all those ships,

I'll wonder where you are and what you're doing.

I'll be thinking of you.

Isaac, I just want you to know that these last few days

have been some of the happiest in my whole life.

Now, you cut that out. I told you.

I'm coming back for you.

You don't have to say anything you don't mean.

I know.

That's why I want to say one other thing.

I love you.

I love you, I love you, I love you.

Mm. Mm.

Oh, Isaac, I love you, too.

Oh.

I got to go. I got to catch that airport bus.

Well, how you gonna catch it if I never let you go?

Mm. Don't worry.

Somehow, some way, I'm coming back for you.

♪♪

♪♪

Welcome to santorini,

the most extraordinary island in the aegeans.

Also known by its ancient name, thira,

this island was born in prehistoric times

when a huge volcano Rose from the sea.

Notice the steep, sheer volcanic cliffs

rising all around.

To see santorini best,

we suggest you travel by mule

up the zig-zag path to the town at the summit --

an experience you'll never forget.

♪♪

Now I know why that mule ride is an experience I'll never forget.

My body won't let me.

[ Both laugh ]

No, I just forgot.

Oh, but sir, look. It's an incredible view.

Yeah, it's really out of this world.

So was this island a couple thousand years ago.

You know, some people believe

that the lost continent of Atlantis was right here.

Speaking of lost, have you seen Vicki since we docked?

No. But I wouldn't worry, sir.

If she is lost, I'm sure Charles will find her.

Maybe they went to oia on the other side of the island.

[ Sighs ]

♪♪

This is incredible. I wonder what it was.

These are the ruins of a castle built by the villagers

to protect themselves from the Turkish invaders

over 500 years ago.

It's overwhelming.

♪♪

Close your eyes.

Here? With all this to look at?

Close your eyes, please.

Oh, Charles, it's beautiful.

Oh, but you shouldn't have.

Why not?

Well, I don't know.

I just thought that girls were supposed to say that

at a time like this.

Thank you.

♪♪

Vicki, I want you to know,

you're the first and only girl in my life.

Really?

Charles, does this mean that we're engaged?

It won't be official until I get your father's consent.

Right.

Oh, but before you ask him,

make sure he's sitting down.

[ Chuckles ] I will.

Priscilla: Santorini is just as beautiful

as I'd always imagined it to be.

Burton: Oh, yes. These islands are steeped in mythology.

You know, not far from here, leto, who was Zeus' lover,

got pregnant and gave birth to the twins Artemis and Apollo.

But when hera -- now, that's Zeus' wife,

she heard about it, she was mad with jealousy,

so she got the wicked python to go after leto

to avenge the affair that she'd had with her husband.

That's mythology?

Sounds more like last week's "general hospital."

[ Chuckles ]

Well, I can see

you're not in the mood for culture,

so how about a little souvlaki?

There's a great little café just down here.

Hands up, americano! Drachmas or your life!

No violence! No violence!

We'll give you anything you want!

Hold it. Hold it.

What's going on here?

Stand back, professor Dean, I'll take care of this.

En garde!

Deek Oliver!

And the other one's Lewis Clinton.

Incredible. The last two people I'd think

would turn to a life of crime.

Mr. Burrows.

In the words of your own vernacular,

you are the ultimate Turkey!

♪♪

Hey! Is that Isaac?

Gopher: Wait a minute! Isaac!

Isaac!

Hold still!

We'll be right down!

Yeah!

Are you okay?

Hey!

These things aren't bad if you stay in second gear!

Hey.

Bring him right over there. There you go.

[ Speaks in Greek ]

All right.

[ Laughter ]

All right.

Whoa!

Hey! Yeah.

If it isn't sleeping beauty.

Ah, wait a minute, don't let that baby face fool you, doc.

That's really rip Van winkle.

Oh, you guys, come on, now.

How are things going on the ship?

Well, let me put it this way.

We have the only bar in the world

eligible for disaster relief.

Hey, wait. I resent that.

Oh, yeah?

Yeah.

Excuse me.

Are you gentlemen with the -- with the ship?

-Yes, ma'am. -Yes, ma'am.

Well, I wonder if you could please tell me

where I might find William Watkins.

He is the valedictorian of his graduating class.

I think I saw him get on the ship

about 10 minutes ago, ma'am.

Come with us. There's still time before the ship sails again.

Oh, thank you. You are very kind.

Thank you.

Okay!

♪♪

William!

Aunt Helena, what are you doing here?

I sailed from mykonos.

Stupid me, I forgot to give you your graduation present.

Oh?

Please open it.

It's very nice.

That watch belonged to your grandfather

and his father before him.

And how proud they would be

for you to wear it at your graduation.

Thank you. Thank you very much.

Oh, William. [ Chuckles ]

You better be getting ashore now.

William?

Do I embarrass you?

No, it's just --

well, the ship is gonna be sailing soon,

so you better hurry, that's all.

Fine thing! As soon as my back is turned,

you fool around with another woman.

Aren't you going to introduce us?

Yeah, sure. Um...

This is my fiancée, Caroline shea.

And this is, um...

Um...

Miss georgelos' maid, Maria.

She sent me to deliver her nephew's graduation present.

Oh! Nice to meet you, Maria.

Miss shea.

Attention, all ashore who are going ashore.

We set sail in five minutes.

Can I see you off... Maria?

Oh, please. Don't bother.

I will find the way.

Miss shea.

Mr. Watkins.

♪♪

[ Air horn blows ]

Attention, passengers.

We are now setting sail for the island of rhodes.

Ahead of us, the sea is calm, and the weather is beautiful.

We expect to arrive on time in about eight hours.

Julie, hi.

Listen, we have a little problem here.

Could you possibly double-check your list

and see if we have any cabins still available?

I am so sorry.

Maria?

Maria, what happened?

Why are you still on the ship?

I got confused, and I could not find my way out.

Okay, thank you, Julie.

We are completely booked. I'm sorry.

There's not a single cabin left on the ship.

No problem. She can stay with me tonight.

And when we get to rhodes tomorrow,

bill can arrange her transportation back to mykonos.

Well, that is very generous of you.

Yes, you're very good at problem-solving, miss.

Can I offer you a staff position on the ship?

Thanks. Come on, Maria.

I'll show you to my cabin.

Thank you.

♪♪