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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,962 --> 00:00:06,673 Previously on The L Word: Generation Q... 2 00:00:06,715 --> 00:00:09,342 I'd like another chance to get better at this. 3 00:00:09,384 --> 00:00:10,927 My mom died. 4 00:00:10,969 --> 00:00:13,513 I can't do anything that's too real right now. 5 00:00:13,555 --> 00:00:16,099 [Dre] God, I love you. 6 00:00:16,141 --> 00:00:18,518 Call me when that heart heals. I'll come running. 7 00:00:18,560 --> 00:00:20,145 Let's just cancel the finale. 8 00:00:20,186 --> 00:00:21,980 It's not fucking worth it. 9 00:00:22,022 --> 00:00:23,857 -What are you gonna do? -I'm gonna make a fucking show. 10 00:00:23,898 --> 00:00:25,900 [gasps] Piddles! 11 00:00:25,942 --> 00:00:28,737 My cat is stuck in a tree. 12 00:00:28,778 --> 00:00:30,030 -Hi, Alice. -[Alice] Thank you very much, 13 00:00:30,071 --> 00:00:32,699 everybody, present company excluded. 14 00:00:32,741 --> 00:00:34,200 That's the guy, that's her ex. 15 00:00:34,242 --> 00:00:36,036 Hey! Get away from my daughter! 16 00:00:36,077 --> 00:00:38,413 Can you believe how wrong they all are about the situation? 17 00:00:38,455 --> 00:00:39,414 They're right. 18 00:00:39,456 --> 00:00:41,207 He has all the power. 19 00:00:41,249 --> 00:00:43,084 I still really want to be friends. 20 00:00:43,126 --> 00:00:44,210 I'm still in love with you. 21 00:00:44,252 --> 00:00:45,920 So, no dice for now. 22 00:00:45,962 --> 00:00:48,423 [Tess] Why do you get to make up all the rules? 23 00:00:48,465 --> 00:00:49,758 You get to fuck whoever you want. 24 00:00:49,799 --> 00:00:51,509 I can't do this anymore. 25 00:00:52,927 --> 00:00:55,055 "I am grateful for my donor." 26 00:00:55,096 --> 00:00:56,056 Donor for what? 27 00:00:56,097 --> 00:00:57,057 -Baby. -Baby. 28 00:00:57,098 --> 00:00:58,767 [excited screaming] 29 00:00:58,808 --> 00:01:00,143 I want to spend the rest of my life with you. 30 00:01:00,185 --> 00:01:01,227 [Bette] Same. 31 00:01:01,269 --> 00:01:02,896 I love you. 32 00:01:02,937 --> 00:01:04,064 I love you, too. 33 00:01:04,939 --> 00:01:07,692 upbeat music 34 00:01:10,528 --> 00:01:12,238 This day feels like 35 00:01:12,280 --> 00:01:14,199 Nothing but the right vibes 36 00:01:14,240 --> 00:01:16,034 This could be the good life 37 00:01:16,076 --> 00:01:18,078 Doesn't get better than this 38 00:01:18,119 --> 00:01:19,913 We got the cake right here, Alice. 39 00:01:19,954 --> 00:01:21,414 -Oh, great, thanks so much. -You want it in the fridge? 40 00:01:21,455 --> 00:01:23,208 Um, yeah, the walk-in fridge will be great. 41 00:01:23,249 --> 00:01:24,417 -I did it, I got the cake. -You want these on the tables? 42 00:01:24,459 --> 00:01:25,835 I don't know about weddings. 43 00:01:25,877 --> 00:01:27,753 [singsongy] Don't ask me questions. 44 00:01:27,796 --> 00:01:29,589 -Two hours till guests arrive. -Thanks. Why am I doing this? 45 00:01:29,631 --> 00:01:32,092 Where is the wedding planner? 46 00:01:32,133 --> 00:01:34,260 Morphine candy, baby 47 00:01:34,302 --> 00:01:35,470 You're the one... 48 00:01:35,512 --> 00:01:36,721 [Tristan] Tristan for Kimmy? 49 00:01:36,763 --> 00:01:38,097 Go for Kimmy, go for Kimmy. 50 00:01:38,139 --> 00:01:39,139 [Tristan] Can you come to the garden? 51 00:01:39,181 --> 00:01:40,934 No, I can't, I'm reading emails. 52 00:01:40,975 --> 00:01:43,394 Heart's on fire, you're under my gun 53 00:01:43,436 --> 00:01:45,480 I hope that you're ready 54 00:01:45,522 --> 00:01:47,107 -Hi, there. -Hi. 55 00:01:47,148 --> 00:01:48,608 This is actually empty, but if you want to go 56 00:01:48,650 --> 00:01:50,276 just across the property, there's another bathroom 57 00:01:50,318 --> 00:01:52,278 just past the big tree, keep walking, you can't miss it. 58 00:01:52,320 --> 00:01:53,571 That's a pretty dress. 59 00:01:53,613 --> 00:01:54,989 -Beautiful. -Yeah. Nice color. 60 00:01:55,031 --> 00:01:56,282 Bye-bye. 61 00:01:56,323 --> 00:01:57,492 Okay, clear. 62 00:01:57,534 --> 00:01:59,619 Can you understand me 63 00:01:59,661 --> 00:02:01,121 Speaking in tongues... 64 00:02:01,162 --> 00:02:03,373 [moaning] 65 00:02:03,414 --> 00:02:04,624 Oh, fuck. 66 00:02:04,666 --> 00:02:06,626 [moaning] 67 00:02:06,668 --> 00:02:08,294 Let me be your doctor 68 00:02:08,336 --> 00:02:10,421 I promise I can help you... 69 00:02:10,463 --> 00:02:12,090 Oh, my God, you're so hot. 70 00:02:12,132 --> 00:02:13,633 Oh, God. Don't look at me. 71 00:02:13,674 --> 00:02:14,884 [grunting] 72 00:02:14,926 --> 00:02:17,303 Sorry I'm wearing hippie deodorant. 73 00:02:17,345 --> 00:02:19,806 [moaning] 74 00:02:19,848 --> 00:02:20,890 Oh, fuck. 75 00:02:20,932 --> 00:02:23,643 Electrocute me 76 00:02:23,685 --> 00:02:25,436 Show me you can 77 00:02:25,478 --> 00:02:28,439 Light me up inside using your hands 78 00:02:28,481 --> 00:02:29,774 I know that it's scary 79 00:02:29,816 --> 00:02:31,943 But, baby, be bad for me 80 00:02:31,985 --> 00:02:34,779 Did you, um, put the favors 81 00:02:34,821 --> 00:02:36,656 in the center of the table, like right there by the entrance? 82 00:02:36,698 --> 00:02:37,991 Yeah. 83 00:02:38,032 --> 00:02:39,659 [Tina] You know, I just want to make sure 84 00:02:39,701 --> 00:02:40,994 everybody knows to grab them when they're walking out. 85 00:02:41,035 --> 00:02:42,495 They'll know. 86 00:02:42,537 --> 00:02:43,621 [Tina] Do you think the heat is on in here? 87 00:02:43,663 --> 00:02:44,706 It's like so hot. 88 00:02:44,747 --> 00:02:46,374 -Does this open? -[clunking] 89 00:02:46,416 --> 00:02:47,792 There's no latch. 90 00:02:47,834 --> 00:02:49,961 Oh, my God, it doesn't open. 91 00:02:50,003 --> 00:02:51,838 I'm hot. Are you hot? 92 00:02:51,880 --> 00:02:54,549 You think maybe it's possible that you're having a hot flash? 93 00:02:54,591 --> 00:02:56,676 Ugh, what? No. 94 00:02:56,718 --> 00:02:58,136 I can't be. 95 00:02:58,178 --> 00:03:00,013 I-I think the heat's on in there. 96 00:03:00,054 --> 00:03:01,431 [Bette] Here, come get a glass of water. 97 00:03:01,472 --> 00:03:02,849 No, I... 98 00:03:02,891 --> 00:03:04,684 I'm done with all that, right? 99 00:03:04,726 --> 00:03:06,769 Happy wedding day. 100 00:03:06,811 --> 00:03:08,354 Wow, you look amazing. 101 00:03:08,396 --> 00:03:09,439 Really? Thanks. 102 00:03:09,480 --> 00:03:10,690 Yeah, I thought so, too. 103 00:03:10,732 --> 00:03:11,941 I couldn't decide on a dress, but... 104 00:03:11,983 --> 00:03:13,193 [Bette] Oh, I can see that. 105 00:03:13,234 --> 00:03:14,694 -So you got a twofer. -I did. 106 00:03:14,736 --> 00:03:16,529 Um, listen, good news. 107 00:03:16,571 --> 00:03:18,781 The cake has arrived. 108 00:03:18,823 --> 00:03:21,201 It is here. My job is done. 109 00:03:21,242 --> 00:03:22,327 [Bette] Thanks for handling that. 110 00:03:22,368 --> 00:03:23,536 -Yeah. -And the booze. 111 00:03:25,037 --> 00:03:26,539 The...? 112 00:03:26,581 --> 00:03:28,499 You were responsible for the cake and the booze. 113 00:03:28,541 --> 00:03:29,876 -Cake and the booze, I know. -[Tina] Yeah. 114 00:03:29,918 --> 00:03:32,003 Tina, I almost finished your sentence. 115 00:03:32,045 --> 00:03:33,463 The cake and booze. I've been saying it all week. 116 00:03:33,504 --> 00:03:35,048 -[mouthing] -[Tina] Ugh, I'm burning up. 117 00:03:35,089 --> 00:03:36,507 Oh, my God. I'm burning up. 118 00:03:36,549 --> 00:03:38,384 The heat's on in here. I just know it. 119 00:03:38,426 --> 00:03:40,720 -Can you see my sweat... -[mouthing] 120 00:03:40,762 --> 00:03:42,096 -...through this shirt? -You know what? 121 00:03:42,138 --> 00:03:43,765 -Why don't we-- -This is a nightmare. 122 00:03:43,806 --> 00:03:45,266 Come on, let's go find a place for you to cool off. 123 00:03:45,308 --> 00:03:46,893 [Tina] Good idea. I think the walls in here... 124 00:03:46,934 --> 00:03:48,393 It's gonna be such a great day. 125 00:03:48,436 --> 00:03:49,771 [Tina] ...are just starting to close in. 126 00:03:49,811 --> 00:03:51,731 I-I saw an ice machine down the hall. 127 00:03:51,773 --> 00:03:53,524 [Bette] I have a better idea. 128 00:03:53,566 --> 00:03:55,568 Fuck me. Okay... 129 00:03:55,610 --> 00:03:58,738 Oh, my God. How am I...? 130 00:03:58,780 --> 00:03:59,781 Hi. Oh, hi. 131 00:03:59,822 --> 00:04:00,990 -How are you? -Great. 132 00:04:01,032 --> 00:04:02,784 -What? -Bad news. 133 00:04:02,825 --> 00:04:04,702 -Already? -Yeah. No alcohol. 134 00:04:04,744 --> 00:04:06,287 [groans] Wasn't that your job? 135 00:04:06,329 --> 00:04:08,581 Yeah, but... Actually, why wasn't it your job? 136 00:04:08,623 --> 00:04:09,666 You own a bar. 137 00:04:09,707 --> 00:04:11,000 Because I did their hair. 138 00:04:11,042 --> 00:04:13,002 -Well, that's true, I guess. -Yeah. 139 00:04:13,044 --> 00:04:14,337 -Hey. -Hey. 140 00:04:14,379 --> 00:04:15,754 -[Shane] Hi. -[Kimmy] Hi to you. 141 00:04:15,797 --> 00:04:17,340 -Hello to you. -Yeah. 142 00:04:17,382 --> 00:04:18,925 Uh, thank you so much for your help back there. 143 00:04:18,967 --> 00:04:20,260 -[Kimmy] Absolutely. -Oh, yeah. 144 00:04:20,301 --> 00:04:21,927 I mean, I'm a Capricorn moon, so... 145 00:04:21,970 --> 00:04:23,429 -I love to serve. -Oh, yeah. 146 00:04:23,471 --> 00:04:24,847 -Pragmatic. -Absolutely. 147 00:04:24,889 --> 00:04:26,557 -You might want to... -Oh, fuck. 148 00:04:26,599 --> 00:04:28,184 -That's, uh... -Anyway, I want to 149 00:04:28,226 --> 00:04:30,186 -double-check with that. -Sorry, hold on. Yeah, yeah? 150 00:04:30,228 --> 00:04:31,854 [Tristan] The fucking roses keep stabbing me. 151 00:04:31,896 --> 00:04:33,106 Okay, there's no need to pop an attitude, Tristan. 152 00:04:33,147 --> 00:04:34,899 -Busy? -I wasn't the one who was 153 00:04:34,941 --> 00:04:36,276 supposed to de-thorn the roses. Okay, you know what? 154 00:04:36,317 --> 00:04:37,443 I'm coming, I'm coming. 155 00:04:37,485 --> 00:04:38,778 [Tristan] Yeah, come now. 156 00:04:38,820 --> 00:04:41,447 Just keep coming all day. Uh-huh. Yep. 157 00:04:41,489 --> 00:04:45,034 So you did the hair and you did the wedding planner. 158 00:04:46,744 --> 00:04:47,912 Okay. 159 00:04:47,954 --> 00:04:49,122 I hate to tell you this. 160 00:04:49,163 --> 00:04:50,456 -What? -We have to call Tess. 161 00:04:50,498 --> 00:04:51,916 I don't think so, 162 00:04:51,958 --> 00:04:52,959 I haven't spoken to her since she threw 163 00:04:53,001 --> 00:04:54,419 a bottle at my fucking head. 164 00:04:54,460 --> 00:04:56,296 Okay. It is Bette and Tina's wedding day. 165 00:04:56,337 --> 00:04:58,589 There is no champagne for the toast. 166 00:04:58,631 --> 00:05:00,800 There is no Aperol for an Aperol spritz. 167 00:05:00,842 --> 00:05:05,138 Shane, you got to call her, I'm sorry. 168 00:05:05,179 --> 00:05:07,682 I wanna push it 169 00:05:07,724 --> 00:05:11,060 I'm out here pushing, pushing all my limits 170 00:05:11,102 --> 00:05:15,481 You're gettin' started when I'm at the finish... 171 00:05:15,523 --> 00:05:17,567 [sighs] 172 00:05:17,608 --> 00:05:19,652 All your talk is cheap 173 00:05:19,694 --> 00:05:21,738 So come on over here... 174 00:05:21,778 --> 00:05:23,323 Oh, my God. 175 00:05:24,115 --> 00:05:28,786 You keep on talkin' talkin', all your talk is cheap 176 00:05:28,828 --> 00:05:31,956 So come on over here and prove yourself to me... 177 00:05:31,998 --> 00:05:32,957 [door opening] 178 00:05:32,999 --> 00:05:34,459 Hey. 179 00:05:34,500 --> 00:05:36,336 -Hi. -I was hoping that was you. 180 00:05:36,377 --> 00:05:37,920 [Tess] Yeah... 181 00:05:39,547 --> 00:05:41,007 [Finley] You, uh... 182 00:05:41,049 --> 00:05:43,009 You got to come over to see the new place. 183 00:05:43,051 --> 00:05:44,177 I would love that. 184 00:05:44,218 --> 00:05:45,303 -Yeah? -Yes. 185 00:05:45,345 --> 00:05:46,637 It's a sublet. 186 00:05:46,679 --> 00:05:47,847 Because I don't know about school yet, 187 00:05:47,889 --> 00:05:48,848 so it's not perfect. 188 00:05:48,890 --> 00:05:50,475 That's okay. 189 00:05:50,516 --> 00:05:52,352 Like you got to clap before you go into the bathroom 190 00:05:52,393 --> 00:05:55,396 because there's... So the roaches scatter. 191 00:05:55,438 --> 00:05:56,814 You're-you're joking, right? 192 00:05:56,856 --> 00:05:58,691 [Finley] No. And the stove doesn't work. 193 00:05:58,733 --> 00:06:00,026 How are you gonna eat, sweetie? 194 00:06:00,068 --> 00:06:01,486 It's gonna be great. 195 00:06:01,527 --> 00:06:02,612 I'm gonna go get my toaster from Sophie's. 196 00:06:02,653 --> 00:06:03,946 It's a good one, multifunctional. 197 00:06:03,988 --> 00:06:06,449 I don't have any furniture really. 198 00:06:06,491 --> 00:06:08,284 It's kind of bare bones in there. 199 00:06:08,326 --> 00:06:09,744 I don't have any... 200 00:06:09,786 --> 00:06:11,120 I have to get all new stuff. 201 00:06:11,162 --> 00:06:13,456 Oh, no. You're sad. I'm sorry. 202 00:06:13,498 --> 00:06:15,541 -Hey. You okay? -[Tess sighs] 203 00:06:15,583 --> 00:06:17,794 Ugh, I just can't believe that this is my life right now. 204 00:06:17,835 --> 00:06:19,754 Okay, well, fuck Shane. 205 00:06:19,796 --> 00:06:21,506 You don't have to say that, I know that you love her. 206 00:06:21,547 --> 00:06:24,008 No, I don't, I love you. 207 00:06:25,009 --> 00:06:26,052 Come here. 208 00:06:26,094 --> 00:06:28,054 You're so cute. 209 00:06:28,096 --> 00:06:30,848 You want to come stay at mine for a while? 210 00:06:30,890 --> 00:06:33,226 Mm, no, the roaches were not a good selling point. No. 211 00:06:33,267 --> 00:06:36,145 -[phone buzzing] -But I'm gonna be there. 212 00:06:39,190 --> 00:06:43,403 Oh. Um... It's Shane. 213 00:06:43,444 --> 00:06:45,405 [lively chatter] 214 00:06:45,446 --> 00:06:47,407 [Sophie] Basically, they told you they love you 215 00:06:47,448 --> 00:06:49,575 and you ghosted them. 216 00:06:49,617 --> 00:06:53,204 Oh. Look at that, the flower budget very high, huh? 217 00:06:53,246 --> 00:06:55,581 -Yeah. It's really good. -How the hell did they 218 00:06:55,623 --> 00:06:56,874 pull this big-ass wedding off? 219 00:06:56,916 --> 00:06:58,084 Well, everybody did something. 220 00:06:58,126 --> 00:06:59,585 -Oh. -I found the place. 221 00:06:59,627 --> 00:07:01,254 -You did? -Mm-hmm. Yeah. 222 00:07:01,295 --> 00:07:02,629 I know the family who owns the property. 223 00:07:02,672 --> 00:07:03,673 Oh, who owns it? 224 00:07:03,714 --> 00:07:04,966 -Okay, so-- -D-Bag! 225 00:07:05,007 --> 00:07:06,676 Hi, babe! 226 00:07:06,717 --> 00:07:07,802 -Hi. -[both laughing] 227 00:07:07,844 --> 00:07:08,970 Yeah, that makes sense. 228 00:07:09,011 --> 00:07:10,430 Oh. 229 00:07:10,471 --> 00:07:12,014 -Damn, Soph, you look hot. -Doesn't she? 230 00:07:12,056 --> 00:07:14,058 Good. I'm trying to get laid tonight, so... 231 00:07:14,100 --> 00:07:16,769 Oh, shit. There's Alice. Hide me, hide me, hide me. 232 00:07:16,811 --> 00:07:18,688 -Hide me, hide me. -She's not gonna fire you. 233 00:07:18,729 --> 00:07:20,565 Well, she hasn't spoken to me in, like, two weeks. 234 00:07:20,606 --> 00:07:21,691 You're on hiatus. 235 00:07:21,732 --> 00:07:24,235 I aired the finale without her. 236 00:07:24,277 --> 00:07:25,611 And you fucking crushed it, okay? 237 00:07:25,653 --> 00:07:27,613 I did. I did do that, didn't I? 238 00:07:27,655 --> 00:07:29,740 -[Dani] You did. -[Roxy] If she does fire you, 239 00:07:29,782 --> 00:07:31,617 I can get you a gig as an adventure guide in Costa Rica. 240 00:07:31,659 --> 00:07:33,744 -It's a fucking blast. -Oh, my God. 241 00:07:33,786 --> 00:07:36,122 You're so funny. Thank you. 242 00:07:36,164 --> 00:07:38,207 -Yeah. -Okay, you know what? 243 00:07:38,249 --> 00:07:39,625 -I'm gonna go talk to her. -[Roxy] Do it. 244 00:07:39,667 --> 00:07:41,294 -Wish me luck. -[Dani] Mm-hmm. 245 00:07:41,335 --> 00:07:43,087 -Go get 'em. -Going. 246 00:07:43,129 --> 00:07:44,964 Let's get something to drink. 247 00:07:45,006 --> 00:07:47,091 -Oh, there's, uh, no booze here. -[Dani] There's no booze? 248 00:07:47,133 --> 00:07:50,427 No, but, uh... 249 00:07:50,470 --> 00:07:52,972 I got molly. 250 00:07:53,014 --> 00:07:54,307 Oh, uh, no. 251 00:07:54,348 --> 00:07:55,808 No, no, molly doesn't work on me. 252 00:07:55,850 --> 00:07:58,144 Oh, well, no harm in trying. 253 00:07:58,186 --> 00:07:59,562 Come on. 254 00:07:59,604 --> 00:08:00,980 Why are you like this? 255 00:08:01,022 --> 00:08:02,648 You'll love it. Do it. 256 00:08:02,690 --> 00:08:04,233 I've got a feeling... 257 00:08:04,274 --> 00:08:06,319 -Mmm. -That's nasty. 258 00:08:06,360 --> 00:08:07,695 Ugh. 259 00:08:07,737 --> 00:08:09,279 Give me that. Please? 260 00:08:09,322 --> 00:08:10,781 -Sorry. -I'm going, I'm going. 261 00:08:10,822 --> 00:08:12,450 I want to spit it out. Ugh. 262 00:08:12,492 --> 00:08:15,036 They won't believe it when it comes 263 00:08:15,077 --> 00:08:16,579 Ugh. 264 00:08:16,621 --> 00:08:18,414 All I ever needed was to give it... 265 00:08:18,456 --> 00:08:19,415 [exhales] Let's party. 266 00:08:19,457 --> 00:08:21,792 [both laughing] 267 00:08:21,834 --> 00:08:24,921 [Tina] Mm, this feels amazing. Oh, my God. 268 00:08:24,962 --> 00:08:29,050 Wow, I got to hand it to you. 269 00:08:29,091 --> 00:08:32,303 The walk-in fridge, good idea. That was brilliant. 270 00:08:32,345 --> 00:08:34,013 Oh, good. 271 00:08:34,055 --> 00:08:35,973 My next plan was to put a fan next to the ice sculpture, 272 00:08:36,015 --> 00:08:38,976 like DIY a whole air conditioner, or something. 273 00:08:39,018 --> 00:08:40,520 This is working. 274 00:08:40,561 --> 00:08:42,146 Yeah, I feel better already. 275 00:08:42,188 --> 00:08:43,731 Good. 276 00:08:45,358 --> 00:08:46,609 Am I being a monster? 277 00:08:46,651 --> 00:08:47,693 No, no. 278 00:08:47,735 --> 00:08:49,362 I wouldn't use that word. 279 00:08:49,403 --> 00:08:51,697 You just seem... stressed. 280 00:08:51,739 --> 00:08:53,115 We-we didn't have a big wedding before. 281 00:08:53,157 --> 00:08:54,325 I know. 282 00:08:54,367 --> 00:08:55,368 We just went to the courthouse. 283 00:08:55,409 --> 00:08:57,328 Yeah, that was fun, too. 284 00:08:57,370 --> 00:08:59,038 But our friends were pissed. 285 00:08:59,080 --> 00:09:00,957 -It's not about them. -It is. 286 00:09:00,998 --> 00:09:04,627 They have been on this very long journey with us. 287 00:09:04,669 --> 00:09:09,131 And I want them to see us happy, like this. 288 00:09:09,173 --> 00:09:11,133 Okay, when you put it that way, yes. 289 00:09:11,175 --> 00:09:12,885 Yes, I want that for them, too. 290 00:09:12,927 --> 00:09:14,345 Good. 291 00:09:14,387 --> 00:09:15,596 [Tina laughs] 292 00:09:15,638 --> 00:09:17,265 -You ready? -Yeah. 293 00:09:17,306 --> 00:09:19,267 I am very ready. 294 00:09:21,686 --> 00:09:22,937 Come on. 295 00:09:27,108 --> 00:09:28,943 -[handle clunking] -Let me... 296 00:09:28,985 --> 00:09:30,570 [Tina grunts] This handle. 297 00:09:30,611 --> 00:09:33,281 Let me just... Oh! 298 00:09:33,322 --> 00:09:34,532 -Oh, shit. Oh, my God. -Oh, no. 299 00:09:34,574 --> 00:09:35,992 Oh, my God, no. 300 00:09:36,033 --> 00:09:37,451 Oh, here, you know what? I got it, I got it. 301 00:09:37,493 --> 00:09:39,328 -Oh, shit. Okay. -I'm just gonna put-- first, 302 00:09:39,370 --> 00:09:40,621 let's just... [groans] 303 00:09:40,663 --> 00:09:42,290 Oh, fuck. Okay. 304 00:09:42,331 --> 00:09:44,792 Wait, turn it, turn it... Like punch it again. 305 00:09:44,834 --> 00:09:46,377 -[Bette] Oh, my God. -Oh, it's in. 306 00:09:46,419 --> 00:09:48,004 -It's in, it's gonna open. -Nope. 307 00:09:48,045 --> 00:09:49,005 Shit. 308 00:09:49,046 --> 00:09:50,006 Hello? 309 00:09:50,047 --> 00:09:51,424 Hey, we're in here! 310 00:09:51,465 --> 00:09:52,508 Hello? 311 00:09:52,550 --> 00:09:54,051 Watching you die 312 00:09:54,093 --> 00:09:55,845 With my own eyes 313 00:09:55,886 --> 00:09:57,930 How will you last... 314 00:09:57,972 --> 00:10:00,850 [Alice] Thank God for Tess. Um, question. 315 00:10:00,891 --> 00:10:02,935 There's like a lot of tequila, right? It's not just one? 316 00:10:02,977 --> 00:10:04,437 Okay, 'cause it's like a hundred people. 317 00:10:04,478 --> 00:10:05,438 -Hey, Alice. -You can go over there. 318 00:10:05,479 --> 00:10:06,772 Thank you. 319 00:10:06,814 --> 00:10:08,858 -Hi. -Ugh. 320 00:10:08,899 --> 00:10:10,568 Hi, Alice. I know you can hear me. 321 00:10:10,610 --> 00:10:12,445 -Oh, my God. -Hi. 322 00:10:12,486 --> 00:10:15,114 I... didn't hear you, Sophie. 323 00:10:15,156 --> 00:10:16,616 That's... I... It's like a wedding 324 00:10:16,657 --> 00:10:18,534 -and it's loud and it's... -Okay, listen. 325 00:10:18,576 --> 00:10:20,328 I know you've been avoiding me 326 00:10:20,369 --> 00:10:22,246 and if I did a shit job with the show, you can tell me. 327 00:10:22,288 --> 00:10:23,623 Really, it's fine. 328 00:10:23,664 --> 00:10:24,832 All right, let's talk about it, Sophie. 329 00:10:24,874 --> 00:10:27,126 Let's just lay it all out. 330 00:10:27,168 --> 00:10:29,253 By the cheese. 331 00:10:29,295 --> 00:10:32,089 Um, the network called me. 332 00:10:32,131 --> 00:10:35,551 And they loved the finale. 333 00:10:36,719 --> 00:10:40,139 They want to promote you, Sophie. Next season. 334 00:10:40,181 --> 00:10:42,141 -What? -Do you see your face? 335 00:10:42,183 --> 00:10:44,602 Do you see the shock that you're feeling? Can you imagine me? 336 00:10:44,644 --> 00:10:47,647 When I picked up the phone and I was like, "Uh..." 337 00:10:47,688 --> 00:10:50,316 It was like that times a hundred, but yet here we are. 338 00:10:50,358 --> 00:10:53,736 Yeah, okay, I get that you're still pissed about me 339 00:10:53,778 --> 00:10:54,737 airing the show without you. 340 00:10:54,779 --> 00:10:55,821 It wasn't my favorite. 341 00:10:55,863 --> 00:10:57,698 But I'm glad it was a success 342 00:10:57,740 --> 00:11:00,910 because I would never want to let you down. 343 00:11:02,536 --> 00:11:04,580 That's a really nice way to put it. 344 00:11:06,874 --> 00:11:07,917 So... 345 00:11:07,958 --> 00:11:10,461 So...? 346 00:11:10,503 --> 00:11:12,213 Are we good? 347 00:11:14,465 --> 00:11:16,425 Yeah, we're... Yeah, we're good. 348 00:11:16,467 --> 00:11:19,303 Just was getting really used to being mad at you. 349 00:11:19,345 --> 00:11:21,597 Oh, this is great. 350 00:11:21,639 --> 00:11:23,307 I was just so worried I was gonna have to spend... 351 00:11:23,349 --> 00:11:25,017 -[guest] Alice! -Oh, my God! Shut up! 352 00:11:25,059 --> 00:11:28,062 ...this entire wedding drinking my feelings, you know? 353 00:11:28,104 --> 00:11:31,899 But now I can just focus on having fun 354 00:11:31,941 --> 00:11:33,859 and getting fucked, you know? 355 00:11:33,901 --> 00:11:35,194 Getting laid... 356 00:11:35,236 --> 00:11:37,655 Oh, now I'm just talking to myself. 357 00:11:37,697 --> 00:11:39,532 Great. 358 00:11:39,573 --> 00:11:41,867 Well, if it makes you feel any better, I was listening. 359 00:11:41,909 --> 00:11:43,244 [Sophie] Oh... 360 00:11:43,285 --> 00:11:47,873 Um... well, woof, I'm just embarrassed. 361 00:11:47,915 --> 00:11:51,252 No, no. No, actually, weddings are great places to get laid. 362 00:11:51,293 --> 00:11:53,713 So, I think your goal is achievable. 363 00:11:53,754 --> 00:11:56,382 Oh. Do you? 364 00:11:56,424 --> 00:11:58,634 Pippa Pascal. 365 00:12:00,261 --> 00:12:01,971 Sophie Suarez. 366 00:12:02,012 --> 00:12:03,723 -Hey, Soph. Hi. -[Pippa] Hi. 367 00:12:03,764 --> 00:12:05,725 [Finley] You look great. Wow. 368 00:12:05,766 --> 00:12:06,892 Thanks. 369 00:12:06,934 --> 00:12:09,687 -Good luck. -What? Uh... 370 00:12:09,729 --> 00:12:12,314 Oh, shit, were you two like... 371 00:12:12,356 --> 00:12:14,066 No. 372 00:12:14,108 --> 00:12:16,569 Okay, real quick, um, I'm gonna need my toaster back. 373 00:12:16,610 --> 00:12:17,820 What toaster? 374 00:12:17,862 --> 00:12:19,155 The toaster in the bungalow. 375 00:12:19,196 --> 00:12:21,073 -That's not your toaster. -Yes, it is. 376 00:12:21,115 --> 00:12:23,492 -No, it isn't. -Yes, it is. I picked it out. 377 00:12:23,534 --> 00:12:25,161 And I paid for it. 378 00:12:25,202 --> 00:12:27,413 No, we-we split it. 379 00:12:27,455 --> 00:12:29,832 Okay, then why don't you just get your own damn toaster? 380 00:12:29,874 --> 00:12:31,208 Because I want my toaster. 381 00:12:31,250 --> 00:12:33,127 -Okay. -Look, this is what I'm-a do. 382 00:12:33,169 --> 00:12:34,795 I'm gonna send you my new address. 383 00:12:34,837 --> 00:12:36,630 You do the right thing 384 00:12:36,672 --> 00:12:38,299 and you're gonna drop it off at your earliest convenience. 385 00:12:38,340 --> 00:12:39,717 -Oh, am I? -Or I'll pick it up. 386 00:12:39,759 --> 00:12:43,304 You know, either way. 387 00:12:44,263 --> 00:12:45,806 [Sophie chuckles] 388 00:12:45,848 --> 00:12:47,808 gentle music 389 00:12:53,022 --> 00:12:55,316 [Maribel] Ooh, you know what? I like "Rafael." 390 00:12:55,357 --> 00:12:56,650 Ooh, "Raph" for short? 391 00:12:56,692 --> 00:12:58,444 I was thinking something more androgynous. 392 00:12:58,486 --> 00:13:00,738 You know, I had a Postmate the other day named Orion, so... 393 00:13:00,780 --> 00:13:04,867 You want our kid to be named after a Postmates guy? 394 00:13:04,909 --> 00:13:06,285 I mean, the food was on time. 395 00:13:06,327 --> 00:13:07,703 You're ridiculous. 396 00:13:07,745 --> 00:13:09,205 Here you go, little fella. 397 00:13:09,246 --> 00:13:12,583 You do realize it's not a baby yet, right? 398 00:13:12,625 --> 00:13:14,293 Well, I mean, it will be. 399 00:13:14,335 --> 00:13:16,253 Eventually. Can you, can you believe that? 400 00:13:16,295 --> 00:13:17,755 -What? -It goes from a canister 401 00:13:17,797 --> 00:13:20,132 -to a baby in nine months. -No shit. 402 00:13:20,174 --> 00:13:22,301 And, well, technically ten with the gestation, 403 00:13:22,343 --> 00:13:23,803 -give or take. -You know, 404 00:13:23,844 --> 00:13:25,971 I keep having these little daydream moments 405 00:13:26,013 --> 00:13:27,306 of all of us together. 406 00:13:27,348 --> 00:13:28,641 Same. Oh, my God, 407 00:13:28,682 --> 00:13:29,725 I can totally picture us in the kitchen 408 00:13:29,767 --> 00:13:31,060 baking Christmas cookies. 409 00:13:31,101 --> 00:13:32,478 -Oh, I know. -Making a mess. 410 00:13:32,520 --> 00:13:34,313 I, like, want to give them little baths. 411 00:13:34,355 --> 00:13:36,398 Oh, me, too. Their little tummies. 412 00:13:36,440 --> 00:13:37,900 Oh, my God, yes. 413 00:13:37,942 --> 00:13:39,860 [sighs] Here we go. 414 00:13:39,902 --> 00:13:42,488 Okay. Ooh, the big reveal. 415 00:13:42,530 --> 00:13:44,281 -[Micah] It's finally happening. -Here we go. 416 00:13:44,323 --> 00:13:45,324 Come on. Almost there. 417 00:13:45,366 --> 00:13:47,284 -Ooh. -Dad's coming. 418 00:13:47,326 --> 00:13:49,495 Oh, my God, it's a magic show. 419 00:13:49,537 --> 00:13:51,705 -[Micah chuckles] Ta-da! -[gasps] 420 00:13:51,747 --> 00:13:52,873 Oh, my God. 421 00:13:52,915 --> 00:13:54,834 We're really doing this. 422 00:13:54,875 --> 00:13:57,044 -There you are. -[Micah] Oh. Moment of truth. 423 00:13:57,086 --> 00:13:58,963 -Oh. -Huh. 424 00:13:59,004 --> 00:14:00,548 It's, uh, it's blue. [chuckles] 425 00:14:00,589 --> 00:14:03,634 We really paid $700 for that? 426 00:14:03,676 --> 00:14:05,094 Is there enough? 427 00:14:05,135 --> 00:14:06,804 Honestly? I don't think so. 428 00:14:06,846 --> 00:14:08,597 -You want to warm it up? -Yeah. 429 00:14:08,639 --> 00:14:10,224 We have to. 430 00:14:10,266 --> 00:14:11,684 -[Micah] Here you go. -[Maribel] Thank you. 431 00:14:11,725 --> 00:14:13,602 -[Micah] Got it? Okay. -[Maribel] Yep. 432 00:14:13,644 --> 00:14:15,688 -It looks like Gatorade. -[laughs] 433 00:14:17,022 --> 00:14:18,274 Let's see what we got. 434 00:14:18,315 --> 00:14:19,942 Oh, love instructions. 435 00:14:19,984 --> 00:14:22,862 [Micah] What else is in here? 436 00:14:22,903 --> 00:14:24,029 How many pages are these? 437 00:14:24,071 --> 00:14:26,198 -Insemination syringes. -Okay... 438 00:14:28,492 --> 00:14:29,660 Oh, what is that? 439 00:14:29,702 --> 00:14:33,038 -Catheter. [chuckles] -Okay. 440 00:14:33,080 --> 00:14:35,374 [Micah] This is a lot of stuff. 441 00:14:35,416 --> 00:14:36,876 Like this thing. 442 00:14:36,917 --> 00:14:39,044 What is this even for? 443 00:14:39,086 --> 00:14:40,880 whimsical music 444 00:14:40,921 --> 00:14:42,214 Hey! 445 00:14:42,256 --> 00:14:44,383 Working it 446 00:14:44,425 --> 00:14:46,677 You got it, you got it 447 00:14:46,719 --> 00:14:48,679 You're listening 448 00:14:48,721 --> 00:14:50,890 This is it, you're feeling it 449 00:14:50,931 --> 00:14:52,558 Don't fight the beaters out 450 00:14:52,600 --> 00:14:54,435 You gotta free them now 451 00:14:54,476 --> 00:14:56,228 Kick off your shoes, you know... 452 00:14:56,270 --> 00:14:58,063 [Tess] Josh, take that cart to the back. 453 00:14:58,105 --> 00:15:00,190 Go clean it and make sure that the other bar is stocked. 454 00:15:00,232 --> 00:15:02,276 -[Josh] No problem. -[Tess] Thank you. 455 00:15:05,529 --> 00:15:06,864 Hi. 456 00:15:08,449 --> 00:15:09,408 Hi. 457 00:15:09,450 --> 00:15:10,618 [clears throat] 458 00:15:11,201 --> 00:15:13,829 I'm sorry you had to come and do this last-minute. 459 00:15:13,871 --> 00:15:17,416 Don't be. I'm happy to help. 460 00:15:18,584 --> 00:15:20,002 Can I get you a beer or something? 461 00:15:20,044 --> 00:15:21,003 Okay. 462 00:15:21,045 --> 00:15:22,963 Thank you. 463 00:15:26,091 --> 00:15:28,010 You don't have to worry. 464 00:15:28,052 --> 00:15:30,137 I won't throw it at you. 465 00:15:32,097 --> 00:15:34,391 You promise? 466 00:15:34,433 --> 00:15:35,434 [laughs] 467 00:15:35,476 --> 00:15:36,936 Thank you. 468 00:15:36,977 --> 00:15:38,771 You're welcome. 469 00:15:38,812 --> 00:15:42,107 I mean, we can both be adults for the night, right? 470 00:15:42,149 --> 00:15:43,609 Yeah, I think we can. 471 00:15:43,651 --> 00:15:44,944 [Alice] Has anyone seen Bette and Tina? 472 00:15:44,985 --> 00:15:46,362 Shane, it's showtime. 473 00:15:46,403 --> 00:15:47,780 Let's go. 474 00:15:47,821 --> 00:15:49,615 You clean up nice. 475 00:15:51,158 --> 00:15:53,118 You always clean up nice. 476 00:15:53,160 --> 00:15:55,162 -[Alice] Shane? -I should go. 477 00:15:55,204 --> 00:15:56,747 I'll see ya out there. 478 00:15:56,789 --> 00:15:58,666 I don't even care 479 00:15:58,707 --> 00:16:01,961 She's got dirty tricks and she'll play them on me 480 00:16:02,002 --> 00:16:03,379 But I don't even care 481 00:16:03,420 --> 00:16:04,880 I don't even care 482 00:16:04,922 --> 00:16:06,966 I don't care 483 00:16:07,007 --> 00:16:08,884 She knows it 484 00:16:08,926 --> 00:16:12,304 Lava dripping, burning up the ocean 485 00:16:12,346 --> 00:16:15,641 She knows it, she knows it 486 00:16:15,683 --> 00:16:17,476 Finger on the golden gun, explosive... 487 00:16:17,518 --> 00:16:18,936 [Denver] That's my kind of girl. 488 00:16:18,978 --> 00:16:20,938 She knows it... 489 00:16:20,980 --> 00:16:22,398 Oh, yeah? 490 00:16:22,439 --> 00:16:24,525 Oh, yeah. 491 00:16:25,526 --> 00:16:27,111 Well, you look like my kind of guy. 492 00:16:27,152 --> 00:16:28,779 She owns it 493 00:16:28,821 --> 00:16:31,782 Lava dripping, burning up the ocean 494 00:16:31,824 --> 00:16:34,242 She knows it 495 00:16:42,793 --> 00:16:45,421 All right, come on. 496 00:16:48,382 --> 00:16:52,344 Oh. That's not what I want. 497 00:16:52,385 --> 00:16:54,012 What do you want? 498 00:16:54,054 --> 00:16:57,016 I want your coke. 499 00:16:57,057 --> 00:17:00,728 Fuck. [laughs] 500 00:17:00,769 --> 00:17:02,229 It's that obvious? 501 00:17:02,271 --> 00:17:04,440 I mean, I'm a girl who knows what she wants. 502 00:17:04,481 --> 00:17:06,483 All right, all right. Okay. 503 00:17:06,525 --> 00:17:08,819 -Yeah? -Hell yeah. Let's fucking party. 504 00:17:08,861 --> 00:17:11,613 [both chuckling] 505 00:17:11,655 --> 00:17:14,199 All right, let's get this... 506 00:17:14,241 --> 00:17:15,743 You ever done this before? 507 00:17:15,784 --> 00:17:16,994 A few times. 508 00:17:17,036 --> 00:17:18,829 Okay. 509 00:17:18,871 --> 00:17:20,622 Did you think that you were in control? 510 00:17:20,664 --> 00:17:22,458 [sniffs loudly] 511 00:17:22,499 --> 00:17:23,709 [sighs] 512 00:17:23,751 --> 00:17:25,002 Let's dance... 513 00:17:25,044 --> 00:17:29,089 [lively chatter, laughter] 514 00:17:29,131 --> 00:17:31,216 - -[ice rattling] 515 00:17:32,509 --> 00:17:33,552 [laughter] 516 00:17:33,594 --> 00:17:35,220 [Tina sighs] 517 00:17:35,262 --> 00:17:37,181 God, I'm freezing. 518 00:17:37,222 --> 00:17:39,558 Aren't you? 519 00:17:39,600 --> 00:17:41,810 No. Here, why don't you take this? 520 00:17:41,852 --> 00:17:43,187 Are you sure? 521 00:17:43,228 --> 00:17:45,314 -Yeah. -Oh, thank you. 522 00:17:45,355 --> 00:17:47,524 [shivering] 523 00:17:47,566 --> 00:17:49,234 There. 524 00:17:51,528 --> 00:17:53,697 What are you doing? 525 00:17:53,739 --> 00:17:55,741 Just trying to make the most of our time in here. 526 00:17:55,783 --> 00:17:57,326 You want something? 527 00:17:57,367 --> 00:17:59,578 I just... I really hate your attitude right now. 528 00:17:59,620 --> 00:18:01,497 Well, what would you like me to be doing instead? 529 00:18:01,538 --> 00:18:03,165 I'd like for you to get us out of here. 530 00:18:03,207 --> 00:18:04,792 How am I supposed to do that? I'm not an engineer. 531 00:18:04,833 --> 00:18:06,085 I wouldn't know the first thing 532 00:18:06,126 --> 00:18:06,919 about dismantling a refrigerator. 533 00:18:06,960 --> 00:18:08,253 I knew it! 534 00:18:08,295 --> 00:18:10,172 -Oh, my God. -Shane, I found them! 535 00:18:10,214 --> 00:18:11,340 They're doing it in the walk-in. 536 00:18:11,381 --> 00:18:12,466 What are you doing? 537 00:18:12,508 --> 00:18:13,759 No, no, no, we're not doing it! 538 00:18:13,801 --> 00:18:15,594 -Oh, you're not...? -[clamoring] 539 00:18:15,636 --> 00:18:17,387 -It broke off! We're stuck! -We're stuck! 540 00:18:17,429 --> 00:18:19,264 -Okay, okay, okay, no problem. -It'll be easy to open it. 541 00:18:19,306 --> 00:18:20,891 -I think it's like a twist... -[Shane] No, no, it's a pull. 542 00:18:20,933 --> 00:18:21,600 -[Alice] Push, push, yeah. -[Shane] It's a pull. 543 00:18:21,642 --> 00:18:22,601 [metal clanking] 544 00:18:22,643 --> 00:18:24,019 -Oh. -Oh. 545 00:18:24,061 --> 00:18:25,604 -Oh, fuck. -It's fine. 546 00:18:25,646 --> 00:18:26,772 -Don't worry. -[Alice stammering] 547 00:18:26,814 --> 00:18:28,649 It's okay, it's okay. 548 00:18:28,690 --> 00:18:30,275 -It's okay, we'll get you out. -[Tina] No. Will you, though? 549 00:18:30,317 --> 00:18:31,527 -There are ways to do this. -[Alice] Obviously. 550 00:18:31,568 --> 00:18:32,820 -Don't panic. What? What? -Shane. 551 00:18:32,861 --> 00:18:33,904 -I got it. Whack it. -Oh, my God. 552 00:18:33,946 --> 00:18:35,614 [Shane] No. What the hell 553 00:18:35,656 --> 00:18:36,782 am I supposed to do with this? I'm not whacking this. 554 00:18:36,824 --> 00:18:38,742 -Okay, um... -No. 555 00:18:38,784 --> 00:18:41,870 You know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna call 911. 556 00:18:41,912 --> 00:18:43,413 -Again, again. -Great. Good idea. 557 00:18:43,455 --> 00:18:45,707 -Got 'em on speed dial. -Um, hang tight. 558 00:18:45,749 --> 00:18:47,251 [Shane] You know, you should get a punch card. 559 00:18:47,292 --> 00:18:48,627 Okay, it's gonna work out. 560 00:18:48,669 --> 00:18:50,546 See, look, it's gonna work out. 561 00:18:50,587 --> 00:18:52,756 I just hate your positivity. 562 00:18:52,798 --> 00:18:54,424 Don't be so positive right now. 563 00:18:54,466 --> 00:18:56,301 Okay, look, do you want me to say it's a disaster? 564 00:18:56,343 --> 00:18:58,095 Of course it's a disaster. We're stuck in a fridge 565 00:18:58,137 --> 00:18:59,972 on our wedding day, but you know what I'm not gonna do? 566 00:19:00,013 --> 00:19:02,516 I-I'm not... I'm not gonna start yelling about it. 567 00:19:02,558 --> 00:19:04,101 Well, why not? 568 00:19:04,143 --> 00:19:05,978 That would be a perfectly reasonable thing to do. 569 00:19:06,019 --> 00:19:09,565 Because I have worked really hard to quiet those parts of me 570 00:19:09,606 --> 00:19:12,651 so I wouldn't hurt you and I am afraid that if I let them out, 571 00:19:12,693 --> 00:19:15,487 then I won't be able to shove them back inside. 572 00:19:15,529 --> 00:19:17,948 I love those parts of you. 573 00:19:20,075 --> 00:19:21,618 You do? 574 00:19:21,660 --> 00:19:22,953 Yes. 575 00:19:22,995 --> 00:19:25,289 -I love all the parts. -[knocking] 576 00:19:25,330 --> 00:19:26,748 [Alice] Good news. 577 00:19:26,790 --> 00:19:28,876 Okay, really, really, really good news. 578 00:19:28,917 --> 00:19:30,752 And just a little bit of bad news. 579 00:19:30,794 --> 00:19:33,255 Okay, but the good news is that the fire department's coming 580 00:19:33,297 --> 00:19:35,257 and they're gonna get you out of here. 581 00:19:35,299 --> 00:19:38,844 Yeah, but the bad news is that there's a fire in La Cañada, 582 00:19:38,886 --> 00:19:40,387 and they don't know when they can send someone over here. 583 00:19:40,429 --> 00:19:41,763 -[Tina] Fuck. -Right. Just like 584 00:19:41,805 --> 00:19:43,432 -a little bit of a delay. -Fuck. This is 585 00:19:43,473 --> 00:19:44,725 fucking ridiculous. I can't fucking believe this. 586 00:19:44,766 --> 00:19:46,476 -All right, look... -Fucking... 587 00:19:46,518 --> 00:19:49,354 Um, look, I'm not gonna tell them. They said hours. 588 00:19:49,396 --> 00:19:50,856 -Goddamn it. -Look, we are gonna 589 00:19:50,898 --> 00:19:52,524 get out of here, okay? 590 00:19:52,566 --> 00:19:54,193 We are, all right? 591 00:19:54,234 --> 00:19:55,861 But before we do, we have to establish a new rule. 592 00:19:55,903 --> 00:19:57,196 Okay. 593 00:19:57,237 --> 00:19:58,947 It's just like we were doing in therapy. 594 00:19:58,989 --> 00:20:00,365 We have to put our relationship first. 595 00:20:00,407 --> 00:20:01,867 -Yes. Yes. -Okay? 596 00:20:01,909 --> 00:20:03,368 -I will, I promise. I will. -Yes. 597 00:20:03,410 --> 00:20:06,038 We have to promise to be our whole selves. 598 00:20:06,079 --> 00:20:07,789 A hundred percent of the time. 599 00:20:07,831 --> 00:20:09,041 Are you sure? 600 00:20:09,082 --> 00:20:10,792 -Yes. -Like a hundred percent? 601 00:20:10,834 --> 00:20:12,127 You have to trust that the peaceful, 602 00:20:12,169 --> 00:20:13,712 calm parts of you will still be there. 603 00:20:13,754 --> 00:20:15,631 Alice! Alice! 604 00:20:15,672 --> 00:20:17,841 Call Tasha right now and get us 605 00:20:17,883 --> 00:20:19,218 the fuck out of here because I 606 00:20:19,259 --> 00:20:20,719 am going to marry the love of my life 607 00:20:20,761 --> 00:20:23,555 today if it is the last fucking thing that I do! 608 00:20:23,597 --> 00:20:25,515 -Go! Go, go, go, go! -Okay, yes, ma'am. 609 00:20:25,557 --> 00:20:27,059 Will you just say "please"? 610 00:20:27,100 --> 00:20:29,394 Shane, can we use your phone? 611 00:20:29,436 --> 00:20:31,396 optimistic music 612 00:20:31,438 --> 00:20:32,731 Better? 613 00:20:32,773 --> 00:20:34,775 -Yes. -Okay. 614 00:20:34,816 --> 00:20:36,693 Yeah. [chuckles] 615 00:20:36,735 --> 00:20:38,570 That's it. 616 00:20:38,612 --> 00:20:39,821 [chuckling] 617 00:20:41,573 --> 00:20:44,409 Yes, Dre, and of course I want you to come because... 618 00:20:44,451 --> 00:20:45,577 [sniffs forcefully] 619 00:20:45,619 --> 00:20:47,246 I love you. 620 00:20:47,287 --> 00:20:49,414 If I say it three times, will it make up for not saying it 621 00:20:49,456 --> 00:20:50,582 when I should've? 622 00:20:50,624 --> 00:20:52,000 [inhales deeply] 623 00:20:52,042 --> 00:20:54,461 -I love you. -[Roxy] Yo, Dani. 624 00:20:54,503 --> 00:20:55,796 I love you. 625 00:20:55,837 --> 00:20:56,630 [Roxy] All right, that's enough, bro. 626 00:20:56,672 --> 00:20:59,341 Get off the phone. 627 00:20:59,383 --> 00:21:00,676 You are rolling way too hard for that. 628 00:21:00,717 --> 00:21:02,177 I am not. 629 00:21:02,219 --> 00:21:03,387 I don't even feel anything right now. 630 00:21:03,428 --> 00:21:04,888 I just love them. 631 00:21:04,930 --> 00:21:07,349 Like, Dre is so nice. 632 00:21:07,391 --> 00:21:09,518 And special and normal. 633 00:21:11,770 --> 00:21:13,105 God, my jaw hurts. 634 00:21:13,146 --> 00:21:14,606 You need candy. You're rolling. 635 00:21:14,648 --> 00:21:16,775 Here, guys. Uh, they didn't have any Hi-Chews 636 00:21:16,817 --> 00:21:17,943 -but they had these. -Ooh. 637 00:21:17,985 --> 00:21:19,278 -Yes. -There you go. 638 00:21:19,319 --> 00:21:21,238 -Thank you. -Mm-hmm. 639 00:21:21,280 --> 00:21:23,031 Is it...? Hi, hi. 640 00:21:23,073 --> 00:21:24,408 Hi, everybody. 641 00:21:24,449 --> 00:21:26,743 So, we're experiencing a bit of a delay. 642 00:21:26,785 --> 00:21:29,621 Um, seems the brides are stuck in a refrigerator. 643 00:21:29,663 --> 00:21:31,123 [laughter] 644 00:21:31,164 --> 00:21:32,833 You know, I look at it like Bette and Tina 645 00:21:32,874 --> 00:21:35,085 took a long, winding road to their marriage 646 00:21:35,127 --> 00:21:38,338 so we're gonna take a long, winding road to their ceremony. 647 00:21:38,380 --> 00:21:40,424 And we'll do the whole "I do" thing later. 648 00:21:40,465 --> 00:21:42,843 Uh, other than that, enjoy the open bar. That was me. 649 00:21:42,884 --> 00:21:44,094 Whoo! Yeah! 650 00:21:44,136 --> 00:21:45,137 [Alice] And that's it, have fun. 651 00:21:45,178 --> 00:21:46,471 Lots of snacks. Yeah. Okay. 652 00:21:46,513 --> 00:21:47,639 [gasps] 653 00:21:47,681 --> 00:21:50,517 I've been busy as a busy bee 654 00:21:50,559 --> 00:21:52,602 Oh, my gosh. 655 00:21:52,644 --> 00:21:54,146 Does she know that this is like elevator music? 656 00:21:54,187 --> 00:21:55,188 [Dani] This is my fucking jam. 657 00:21:55,230 --> 00:21:56,189 Oh, she's gone. 658 00:21:56,231 --> 00:21:58,317 Man, I miss that Dani. 659 00:21:58,358 --> 00:21:59,693 -[Sophie] Wow. -[Roxy] She gone-gone. 660 00:21:59,735 --> 00:22:01,278 Look at her, she looks so pretty. 661 00:22:02,779 --> 00:22:05,282 You go, Dani. Drop it lower. 662 00:22:05,324 --> 00:22:06,825 [Sophie laughing] 663 00:22:08,535 --> 00:22:09,828 Aww. 664 00:22:09,870 --> 00:22:11,121 You sure you're not feeling it? 665 00:22:11,163 --> 00:22:12,748 Fly girls do it like this 666 00:22:12,789 --> 00:22:15,000 Money and all the fly shh you want 667 00:22:15,042 --> 00:22:17,002 Fly girls do it like this 668 00:22:17,044 --> 00:22:19,129 Watch your mouth, check your tongue... 669 00:22:19,171 --> 00:22:20,839 [music playing quietly] 670 00:22:20,881 --> 00:22:22,799 [laughing] I don't know, I don't know... 671 00:22:22,841 --> 00:22:25,177 I just, I really love this song, right? 672 00:22:25,218 --> 00:22:28,513 And it loves you. It loves you. 673 00:22:28,555 --> 00:22:31,683 Nice meeting you, Sophie Suarez. I'm out. 674 00:22:31,725 --> 00:22:32,976 Nice... Nice... 675 00:22:33,018 --> 00:22:35,354 Nice to meet you, too. 676 00:22:35,395 --> 00:22:36,688 Fuck. 677 00:22:36,730 --> 00:22:38,315 Are you hitting that? 678 00:22:38,357 --> 00:22:40,192 You should. You should. You should. 679 00:22:40,233 --> 00:22:41,860 That-- that's Pippa Pascal. 680 00:22:41,902 --> 00:22:45,989 She's, like, this super principled Topanga Canyon, 681 00:22:46,031 --> 00:22:48,200 like, hippie artist. She dated Bette. 682 00:22:48,241 --> 00:22:49,409 -And she-- -Bette? Bette Porter? 683 00:22:49,451 --> 00:22:50,827 [Dani] Yes, Bette Porter. 684 00:22:50,869 --> 00:22:51,703 And she totally thinks I'm the devil, 685 00:22:51,745 --> 00:22:53,580 but I love her. 686 00:22:53,622 --> 00:22:55,207 -Okay. -She's, like, so pretty. 687 00:22:55,248 --> 00:22:56,750 -She's so pretty. -Yeah, please go have some fun. 688 00:22:56,792 --> 00:22:58,043 -Yeah? -Yes, go have fun. 689 00:22:58,085 --> 00:22:59,044 -I should go? -Fun is so fun. 690 00:22:59,086 --> 00:23:00,754 -You think so? -Yeah. 691 00:23:00,796 --> 00:23:01,922 Oh, my God, okay, okay, okay. Hold this, hold this. 692 00:23:01,963 --> 00:23:02,839 -Bye-bye! -Do it, do it, do it! 693 00:23:02,881 --> 00:23:05,550 Yeah. [sighs] 694 00:23:07,928 --> 00:23:10,055 -[sobbing] -Oh, hey, hey, hey, hey. 695 00:23:10,097 --> 00:23:11,390 W-What's wrong? 696 00:23:11,431 --> 00:23:12,724 [sniffling] 697 00:23:12,766 --> 00:23:14,226 I just love Sophie. 698 00:23:14,267 --> 00:23:16,019 [chuckles] Okay. 699 00:23:16,061 --> 00:23:18,522 I never thought that we'd be friends again. 700 00:23:18,563 --> 00:23:21,149 But we are. We're like... We're really friends. 701 00:23:21,191 --> 00:23:23,151 [sniffling] 702 00:23:23,193 --> 00:23:24,569 -You're rolling. -Okay, yeah, I think 703 00:23:24,611 --> 00:23:26,238 -I'm feeling something now. -Yeah. 704 00:23:26,279 --> 00:23:28,240 -[Pippa] Thank you. -Absolutely. Be right back. 705 00:23:28,281 --> 00:23:29,699 Hey, hey. 706 00:23:29,741 --> 00:23:31,243 Are you leaving? 707 00:23:31,284 --> 00:23:33,078 Like... for good? 708 00:23:33,120 --> 00:23:34,830 I mean, they haven't even gotten married yet. 709 00:23:34,871 --> 00:23:36,164 You know, I'm happy for them, 710 00:23:36,206 --> 00:23:37,541 but not happy enough to wait this out. 711 00:23:37,582 --> 00:23:38,583 Fair enough. 712 00:23:38,625 --> 00:23:40,127 I mean, it's very evolved of you 713 00:23:40,168 --> 00:23:41,586 to even show up at an ex's wedding. I get it. 714 00:23:41,628 --> 00:23:44,089 Oh, so you've been sniffing around about me? 715 00:23:44,131 --> 00:23:45,424 Just a little bit. 716 00:23:45,465 --> 00:23:47,092 Mm-hmm, a little bit. 717 00:23:47,134 --> 00:23:48,468 -[both laughing] -[Pippa] Okay... 718 00:23:48,510 --> 00:23:50,262 But don't give me too much credit. 719 00:23:50,303 --> 00:23:53,265 I'm not exactly upset that they're locked in a fridge. 720 00:23:53,306 --> 00:23:55,559 -You feel? -Wow, okay. 721 00:23:55,600 --> 00:23:57,602 This level of petty? I really aspire to it. 722 00:23:57,644 --> 00:23:59,771 -[laughs] -It's good, it's good. 723 00:23:59,813 --> 00:24:02,065 That'd be me. Well, as long as it doesn't hurt anybody, right? 724 00:24:02,107 --> 00:24:03,400 Right. 725 00:24:06,945 --> 00:24:09,364 Well... before you go, 726 00:24:09,406 --> 00:24:12,534 do you want to have some harmless fun? 727 00:24:12,576 --> 00:24:14,286 You know, real fast? A little Tokyo Drift? 728 00:24:15,829 --> 00:24:17,456 [laughing] 729 00:24:17,497 --> 00:24:19,040 [cans rattling] 730 00:24:20,459 --> 00:24:21,585 Congratulations. 731 00:24:21,626 --> 00:24:22,794 -Thank you! -Bye! 732 00:24:22,836 --> 00:24:24,212 I'm-a take that as a yes 733 00:24:25,505 --> 00:24:27,549 I'll take that as a yes 734 00:24:27,591 --> 00:24:29,426 Oh, my God. 735 00:24:29,468 --> 00:24:30,635 Guys? 736 00:24:30,677 --> 00:24:31,887 Over there. 737 00:24:31,928 --> 00:24:33,305 -Hey, guys? Hi! -[Tina] Hi! 738 00:24:33,346 --> 00:24:34,973 Angie. Oh, my God! It's so good to see you. 739 00:24:35,015 --> 00:24:36,057 It's good to see you, too. 740 00:24:36,099 --> 00:24:37,476 Are you okay? 741 00:24:37,517 --> 00:24:38,768 -[Bette] Yeah. -[Tina] Yeah. 742 00:24:38,810 --> 00:24:40,312 Hi. Congratulations on your big day. 743 00:24:40,353 --> 00:24:41,563 What the fuck is he doing here? 744 00:24:41,605 --> 00:24:43,398 Thanks for asking. 745 00:24:43,440 --> 00:24:46,610 Yeah, I was thinking about our conversation we had earlier. 746 00:24:46,651 --> 00:24:48,320 -Uh-huh. -And I decided that 747 00:24:48,361 --> 00:24:49,488 all you need to do is just to get to know him better. 748 00:24:49,529 --> 00:24:50,989 No. No. 749 00:24:51,031 --> 00:24:52,824 I don't need to get to know him better, okay? 750 00:24:52,866 --> 00:24:54,993 So, unless he's willing to acknowledge the power dynamics, 751 00:24:55,035 --> 00:24:58,163 then there's really nothing to discuss, for fuck's sake. 752 00:24:58,205 --> 00:25:00,123 -I'm just gonna go. -No, no, no, no, please. 753 00:25:00,165 --> 00:25:01,333 -Yeah. -No. 754 00:25:01,374 --> 00:25:02,626 Please, please, please. 755 00:25:02,667 --> 00:25:04,127 -Angie, this-this was a mistake. -Hendrix, 756 00:25:04,169 --> 00:25:05,837 -it's not a mistake. -Hey, I would've loved 757 00:25:05,879 --> 00:25:07,422 to spend more time with you before I go, 758 00:25:07,464 --> 00:25:09,799 -but I don't think-- -Go? Go where? 759 00:25:10,717 --> 00:25:12,511 New York. 760 00:25:12,552 --> 00:25:14,137 I'm moving there. 761 00:25:15,096 --> 00:25:17,349 -I'm sorry, what? -Um, my book 762 00:25:17,390 --> 00:25:19,601 got a bite from a pretty major publishing house. 763 00:25:19,643 --> 00:25:21,186 -Oh, my God. -And I-I was trying to find 764 00:25:21,228 --> 00:25:23,522 the right time to tell you, and I don't think... 765 00:25:23,563 --> 00:25:24,856 I thought we had something real. 766 00:25:24,898 --> 00:25:26,149 What the fuck are you talking about? 767 00:25:26,191 --> 00:25:27,692 -Hey, hey, this-- -Don't do that. 768 00:25:27,734 --> 00:25:30,445 Don't try to act like you actually give a shit. 769 00:25:30,487 --> 00:25:33,698 Okay, this is something real, but I need 770 00:25:33,740 --> 00:25:35,367 to focus on myself. 771 00:25:35,408 --> 00:25:36,701 And my career. 772 00:25:36,743 --> 00:25:38,870 -[scoffs] -And obviously I don't want 773 00:25:38,912 --> 00:25:40,455 it to be this way, but-- 774 00:25:40,497 --> 00:25:42,541 No, have fun in New York writing your fucking book. 775 00:25:42,582 --> 00:25:44,000 I hope it gets better reviews than the first one. 776 00:25:44,042 --> 00:25:45,335 -Because yikes. -Okay, 777 00:25:45,377 --> 00:25:46,169 you don't have to be mean about it. 778 00:25:46,211 --> 00:25:47,170 You know what? 779 00:25:47,212 --> 00:25:49,839 Go fuck yourself, Hendrix! 780 00:25:49,881 --> 00:25:52,259 somber music 781 00:25:58,932 --> 00:26:00,433 [exhales shakily] 782 00:26:03,812 --> 00:26:05,647 I just... 783 00:26:05,689 --> 00:26:08,942 Just... Just don't say I told you so. 784 00:26:11,695 --> 00:26:15,657 Yeah, it says it's idiot-proof, but... I can't do it. 785 00:26:15,699 --> 00:26:17,951 I hear that, but you need to relax, babe. 786 00:26:17,993 --> 00:26:20,579 The clock is literally ticking on this sperm. 787 00:26:20,620 --> 00:26:22,706 No, I just, I-I feel like I'm dying 788 00:26:22,747 --> 00:26:24,332 or something right now, I-I can't breathe. 789 00:26:24,374 --> 00:26:26,835 You're not gonna die. 790 00:26:26,876 --> 00:26:29,087 Look, we're about to have this cute little baby. 791 00:26:29,129 --> 00:26:30,589 You can die after. 792 00:26:30,630 --> 00:26:32,173 What if we do die after? 793 00:26:32,215 --> 00:26:33,842 You know, the kid will be so messed up, I just... 794 00:26:33,883 --> 00:26:35,176 We're not gonna die. 795 00:26:35,218 --> 00:26:36,595 You can't know that for sure. 796 00:26:36,636 --> 00:26:38,013 Okay, well, we'll write a will. 797 00:26:38,054 --> 00:26:39,222 [Micah sighs] 798 00:26:39,264 --> 00:26:41,224 pensive music 799 00:26:45,770 --> 00:26:47,522 -What if you die? -Well, if I die, 800 00:26:47,564 --> 00:26:48,773 I'm gonna take you with me. 801 00:26:48,815 --> 00:26:51,776 No. During childbirth. Or after. 802 00:26:51,818 --> 00:26:54,112 I don't know enough about your disability yet. 803 00:26:54,154 --> 00:26:57,115 Are you fucking kidding me right now? Seriously? 804 00:26:57,157 --> 00:27:00,076 This is the conversation we're having? 805 00:27:00,118 --> 00:27:01,703 The heart is a muscle. 806 00:27:01,745 --> 00:27:04,289 I mean, sure, there could be complications, Micah. 807 00:27:04,331 --> 00:27:06,625 -But all of the doctors told-- -Labor is intense. 808 00:27:06,666 --> 00:27:08,168 I can fucking handle it. 809 00:27:08,209 --> 00:27:09,711 I want to talk about what happens if you can't. 810 00:27:09,753 --> 00:27:10,712 I don't want to talk about it. 811 00:27:10,754 --> 00:27:11,838 Lost my way 812 00:27:11,880 --> 00:27:13,882 To try to find you 813 00:27:13,923 --> 00:27:16,635 Walked on ice and then I fell through 814 00:27:16,676 --> 00:27:18,219 Fallin' so fast... 815 00:27:18,261 --> 00:27:20,722 [Tess] Oh, my God. This is exactly what I need. 816 00:27:20,764 --> 00:27:22,557 Oh, shit. [laughing] 817 00:27:22,599 --> 00:27:23,975 [sniffing] 818 00:27:24,726 --> 00:27:25,852 [Tess] Dude, give me another. 819 00:27:25,894 --> 00:27:26,853 Rough day? 820 00:27:26,895 --> 00:27:27,896 My ex is here. 821 00:27:27,937 --> 00:27:29,230 [Tess] So, yeah. 822 00:27:29,272 --> 00:27:30,982 [sniffing] 823 00:27:31,024 --> 00:27:32,150 [laughing] 824 00:27:32,192 --> 00:27:33,234 [Denver] They are missing out. 825 00:27:33,276 --> 00:27:34,319 Yeah, no shit. 826 00:27:34,361 --> 00:27:36,821 [both laughing] 827 00:27:36,863 --> 00:27:39,407 I wish I could see 828 00:27:39,449 --> 00:27:40,659 [Denver] All right. 829 00:27:40,700 --> 00:27:42,327 [both laughing] 830 00:27:42,369 --> 00:27:44,412 Through your eyes 831 00:27:44,454 --> 00:27:45,413 [Pippa] Can I brag? 832 00:27:45,455 --> 00:27:47,123 Oh, you better. 833 00:27:47,165 --> 00:27:51,586 The Hammer has offered me my first career retrospective. 834 00:27:51,628 --> 00:27:53,004 Oh, my God. 835 00:27:53,046 --> 00:27:54,506 You're incredible. 836 00:27:54,547 --> 00:27:55,674 Well, thank you. 837 00:27:55,715 --> 00:27:57,300 -Mm-hmm. -Thank you. 838 00:27:57,342 --> 00:27:58,802 And what about you? I mean, how did you-- 839 00:27:58,843 --> 00:28:00,428 -[Sophie sighs] -How did you start working 840 00:28:00,470 --> 00:28:02,180 for Alice? Like, what was your path? 841 00:28:02,222 --> 00:28:07,227 Well, I made two social justice-y docs... 842 00:28:07,268 --> 00:28:08,478 Oh, that's what's up. 843 00:28:08,520 --> 00:28:10,063 ...coming out of grad school. 844 00:28:10,105 --> 00:28:12,273 And then the second one made its way to Sundance. 845 00:28:12,315 --> 00:28:13,274 Okay. 846 00:28:13,316 --> 00:28:14,609 -Sundance. -Yeah. 847 00:28:14,651 --> 00:28:16,194 Sundance, we were there. 848 00:28:16,236 --> 00:28:18,196 And Alice saw it, 849 00:28:18,238 --> 00:28:19,989 and she was really impressed, 850 00:28:20,031 --> 00:28:22,200 so she called me and I just couldn't believe it was her 851 00:28:22,242 --> 00:28:24,661 and she said, "Hey, it's Alice Pieszecki," 852 00:28:24,703 --> 00:28:26,371 I died and... 853 00:28:26,413 --> 00:28:28,289 -Right. -I've been working for her 854 00:28:28,331 --> 00:28:29,290 ever since. 855 00:28:29,332 --> 00:28:31,584 Wow. Wow. What a ride. 856 00:28:31,626 --> 00:28:32,711 -Yeah. -What a ride. 857 00:28:32,752 --> 00:28:34,504 So, what's next? 858 00:28:34,546 --> 00:28:35,505 Well, actually... 859 00:28:35,547 --> 00:28:38,550 uh, she just promoted me. 860 00:28:38,591 --> 00:28:40,009 -Nice. -Yeah. 861 00:28:40,051 --> 00:28:42,387 I meant though, what are you making next? 862 00:28:42,429 --> 00:28:43,972 Like what's your next doc about? 863 00:28:44,013 --> 00:28:47,726 Oh, um... [laughs] 864 00:28:47,767 --> 00:28:49,894 Eh? [laughs] 865 00:28:49,936 --> 00:28:53,523 [sighs] Um, I... 866 00:28:53,565 --> 00:28:56,317 I guess I'm still trying to figure that out. 867 00:28:56,359 --> 00:28:59,738 [sighs] Well, I applied to this grant, but... 868 00:28:59,779 --> 00:29:02,115 with the promotion, I just... 869 00:29:02,157 --> 00:29:03,324 I don't think it's the right time. 870 00:29:03,366 --> 00:29:05,118 Mmm. 871 00:29:05,160 --> 00:29:07,078 Is it ever the right time? 872 00:29:08,955 --> 00:29:11,458 Just got to make a move, right? 873 00:29:11,499 --> 00:29:13,418 -Yeah. -It's a winding road. 874 00:29:13,460 --> 00:29:16,463 But you're on it. 875 00:29:16,504 --> 00:29:18,465 gentle music 876 00:29:23,303 --> 00:29:25,263 [cow moos] 877 00:29:25,305 --> 00:29:27,640 [both laughing] 878 00:29:27,682 --> 00:29:28,725 Really, cow? 879 00:29:28,767 --> 00:29:30,518 [Sophie] Oh, my God. 880 00:29:30,560 --> 00:29:32,520 Damn you, cow. 881 00:29:32,562 --> 00:29:36,191 [laughing] I guess we, uh, should be making our way back. 882 00:29:36,232 --> 00:29:38,359 -Yeah, I guess. -Yeah. 883 00:29:38,401 --> 00:29:40,653 Good evening, ladies and sir. 884 00:29:40,695 --> 00:29:41,988 Bye, cows. 885 00:29:42,030 --> 00:29:42,989 [laughing] 886 00:29:43,031 --> 00:29:45,116 So, uh, are you staying? 887 00:29:45,158 --> 00:29:48,077 Um... 888 00:29:48,119 --> 00:29:50,121 Can't leave now, can I? 889 00:29:51,289 --> 00:29:53,291 [both chuckling] 890 00:29:53,333 --> 00:29:54,959 upbeat music 891 00:29:55,001 --> 00:29:58,129 I think I just won the lottery... 892 00:29:58,171 --> 00:29:59,964 You're so pretty. 893 00:30:00,006 --> 00:30:02,926 Fuck, it's about time you noticed. 894 00:30:02,967 --> 00:30:04,636 I've just been, like, standing next to you all day. 895 00:30:04,677 --> 00:30:06,888 I always think you're pretty. 896 00:30:10,350 --> 00:30:12,811 -Oh, shit. My friend's here. -Who? 897 00:30:12,852 --> 00:30:15,730 G! What up, dude? 898 00:30:15,772 --> 00:30:17,106 Rox, what's good? 899 00:30:17,148 --> 00:30:18,983 It's so good to see you. 900 00:30:19,025 --> 00:30:20,443 G-Flip, hi. How do you two know each other? 901 00:30:20,485 --> 00:30:23,112 -Vegas. -Vegas. 902 00:30:23,154 --> 00:30:25,657 They were out of tonic so I just went straight gin. 903 00:30:25,698 --> 00:30:26,658 Thank you, darling. 904 00:30:26,699 --> 00:30:28,326 [Dani] Shut. Up. 905 00:30:28,368 --> 00:30:30,829 I'm sorry, I love your show. [laughs] 906 00:30:30,870 --> 00:30:35,291 And you are like so much prettier in person. Wow. 907 00:30:35,333 --> 00:30:36,376 She's the hottest. 908 00:30:36,417 --> 00:30:38,169 That's really sweet. Thank you. 909 00:30:38,211 --> 00:30:40,880 I actually dated a lesbian realtor named Gigi Ghorbani. 910 00:30:40,922 --> 00:30:42,715 -Do you know her? -[Chrishell] Oh, my God, yes. 911 00:30:42,757 --> 00:30:44,843 I love her. I actually want her for next season. 912 00:30:44,884 --> 00:30:47,136 Baby, what's her fiancée's name again? 913 00:30:47,178 --> 00:30:48,388 -I think it's Nat. -Nat! 914 00:30:48,429 --> 00:30:51,432 Yeah, remember she likes public sex? 915 00:30:51,474 --> 00:30:53,017 I love them. 916 00:30:53,059 --> 00:30:54,561 I feel like they'd be so perfect for the show. 917 00:30:54,602 --> 00:30:56,020 -Don't you guys think? -Did you say... 918 00:30:56,062 --> 00:30:57,814 Did you say fiancée? Fiancée? 919 00:31:04,404 --> 00:31:06,072 Hey, are you okay? 920 00:31:07,240 --> 00:31:08,616 We can go if you want. 921 00:31:08,658 --> 00:31:09,826 Aha. 922 00:31:09,868 --> 00:31:11,619 I knew I had gum. 923 00:31:11,661 --> 00:31:14,330 Yo, focus. 924 00:31:14,372 --> 00:31:16,165 Are you okay? 925 00:31:16,207 --> 00:31:17,709 Do... 926 00:31:19,878 --> 00:31:21,296 [sighs] 927 00:31:27,427 --> 00:31:29,262 Gigi loves gum. 928 00:31:34,475 --> 00:31:36,728 I think I did it. 929 00:31:36,769 --> 00:31:39,022 What did you do? 930 00:31:39,063 --> 00:31:41,399 I think I'm finally over her. 931 00:31:42,483 --> 00:31:44,402 Ha! 932 00:31:45,445 --> 00:31:46,988 Hell yeah, you are. 933 00:31:51,117 --> 00:31:53,578 [Dani] I wish this was real. 934 00:31:53,620 --> 00:31:55,038 This is real. 935 00:31:55,079 --> 00:31:57,123 No. 936 00:31:57,165 --> 00:31:59,834 You're gonna go back to Costa Rica 937 00:31:59,876 --> 00:32:02,170 and you're gonna forget about me. 938 00:32:02,211 --> 00:32:03,504 I'm not. 939 00:32:03,546 --> 00:32:05,673 Mm? 940 00:32:05,715 --> 00:32:07,342 I got a condo in Echo Park. 941 00:32:07,383 --> 00:32:10,678 -No, you didn't. -Yeah, I did. 942 00:32:10,720 --> 00:32:14,098 I told you to call me when your heart healed 943 00:32:14,140 --> 00:32:17,101 and you called, so... I'm here. 944 00:32:18,436 --> 00:32:20,396 Why didn't you tell me this earlier? 945 00:32:20,438 --> 00:32:23,524 Oh, 'cause you were talking about Dre all day, I got... 946 00:32:23,566 --> 00:32:24,734 some self-respect. 947 00:32:24,776 --> 00:32:27,111 So, you're really staying? 948 00:32:27,153 --> 00:32:28,905 -Yeah. -You're really...? For real? 949 00:32:28,947 --> 00:32:30,281 Yeah, I really am. 950 00:32:30,323 --> 00:32:32,992 Late night, sunset 951 00:32:33,034 --> 00:32:34,827 Skin so sun-kissed 952 00:32:34,869 --> 00:32:38,665 Get so high, we feel so weightless... 953 00:32:38,706 --> 00:32:40,291 [Alice] Thank you for coming. 954 00:32:40,333 --> 00:32:41,834 -[saw whirring] -[Tasha] Surprised you called 955 00:32:41,876 --> 00:32:43,628 since you ran away from me the last time I saw you. 956 00:32:43,670 --> 00:32:44,963 [Alice] Well, it was an emergency, 957 00:32:45,004 --> 00:32:47,131 so, you know, I put aside my feelings... 958 00:32:47,173 --> 00:32:48,424 [whirring stops] 959 00:32:48,466 --> 00:32:49,801 ...for the greater good. 960 00:32:49,842 --> 00:32:52,136 -Mm. Okay. -[firefighter] Stand back. 961 00:32:52,178 --> 00:32:55,098 One, two, three. 962 00:32:55,139 --> 00:32:57,767 -[gasping] -[Alice] Oh, okay. 963 00:32:57,809 --> 00:32:59,852 -Oh, you're freezing. -I know. I know. 964 00:32:59,894 --> 00:33:01,145 Whoa. 965 00:33:01,187 --> 00:33:02,814 -Hey. How are you? -Tasha, hey. 966 00:33:02,855 --> 00:33:04,232 Thank you for saving us. Oh, my God. 967 00:33:04,273 --> 00:33:05,274 Yes, of course. 968 00:33:05,316 --> 00:33:06,484 Please stay if you want. 969 00:33:06,526 --> 00:33:07,986 [Tasha] Yeah, yeah. Thank you. 970 00:33:08,027 --> 00:33:08,987 -So good to see you. -We got to go get ready. 971 00:33:09,028 --> 00:33:10,488 All right, congratulations. 972 00:33:10,530 --> 00:33:12,573 They want you to say. 973 00:33:12,615 --> 00:33:13,658 -See that? -What? 974 00:33:13,700 --> 00:33:15,326 That, right there. 975 00:33:15,368 --> 00:33:17,328 That's how you greet a person when they save you. 976 00:33:17,370 --> 00:33:18,997 Or your kitten. 977 00:33:19,038 --> 00:33:20,999 gentle music 978 00:33:22,959 --> 00:33:25,670 -Jesus, I am not ignoring you. -Yeah. 979 00:33:25,712 --> 00:33:27,338 -Yeah, you are. -Any of us could die 980 00:33:27,380 --> 00:33:28,589 at any given moment. 981 00:33:28,631 --> 00:33:30,174 Why won't you just admit that 982 00:33:30,216 --> 00:33:31,342 -it's different with you? -That's how you see me? 983 00:33:31,384 --> 00:33:33,094 -Fragile? Breakable? -No. 984 00:33:33,136 --> 00:33:36,014 But we have to talk about this before we have a baby. 985 00:33:36,055 --> 00:33:39,642 I'm just so fucking confused why you bring this up right now. 986 00:33:39,684 --> 00:33:41,185 Because I didn't want to say the wrong thing. 987 00:33:41,227 --> 00:33:43,146 -Just say what you need to say. -What if you die 988 00:33:43,187 --> 00:33:45,857 and our kid asks me why we had them if we knew the risks? 989 00:33:45,898 --> 00:33:47,524 [sighs] 990 00:33:47,567 --> 00:33:48,734 You know what? 991 00:33:50,111 --> 00:33:51,863 What the fuck? What are you doing? 992 00:33:51,904 --> 00:33:53,865 I am calling it off. We're obviously not ready. 993 00:33:53,906 --> 00:33:55,533 You can't just fucking do that though. 994 00:33:55,575 --> 00:33:57,869 You can't just make every life decision without me. 995 00:33:57,910 --> 00:33:59,328 You can't treat me like that. 996 00:33:59,370 --> 00:34:02,247 dramatic music 997 00:34:05,459 --> 00:34:06,794 [scoffs] 998 00:34:06,836 --> 00:34:10,381 [Maribel] Micah! Where are you going? 999 00:34:10,423 --> 00:34:11,966 Micah! 1000 00:34:13,926 --> 00:34:16,888 [Maribel] Wait, Micah. Wait. 1001 00:34:16,928 --> 00:34:18,723 [door opens] 1002 00:34:18,765 --> 00:34:23,519 All around here, the stakes are high 1003 00:34:23,561 --> 00:34:26,898 Ah, sometimes you're disqualified... 1004 00:34:26,939 --> 00:34:29,150 [line ringing] 1005 00:34:29,192 --> 00:34:32,361 Hey, Max, um... 1006 00:34:32,403 --> 00:34:34,530 It's, uh, it's Micah. 1007 00:34:34,572 --> 00:34:36,532 Can I, um... 1008 00:34:36,574 --> 00:34:38,743 Can I come over? 1009 00:34:38,785 --> 00:34:42,246 [lively chatter] 1010 00:34:42,288 --> 00:34:43,915 [Shane] Just a splash. 1011 00:34:43,956 --> 00:34:45,708 Thank you. [sighs] 1012 00:34:45,750 --> 00:34:47,960 I see you, babe, can't wait for later 1013 00:34:48,002 --> 00:34:49,921 My favorite flavor 1014 00:34:49,962 --> 00:34:53,299 Like a Life Saver... 1015 00:34:53,341 --> 00:34:56,552 Hey, um, so I have to refill some potpourri 1016 00:34:56,594 --> 00:34:59,097 and I could use an extra set of hands, with that. 1017 00:34:59,138 --> 00:35:00,431 Okay. 1018 00:35:00,473 --> 00:35:02,850 Just gonna borrow you. Thank you. 1019 00:35:02,892 --> 00:35:04,602 I don't think I should actually put my number down 1020 00:35:04,644 --> 00:35:06,729 just because of the fame and all, you know? 1021 00:35:06,771 --> 00:35:09,440 You can fill this out, don't nobody want to call you. 1022 00:35:09,482 --> 00:35:11,651 Okay, what is with the attitude? 1023 00:35:11,692 --> 00:35:13,861 Well, I am waiting for an apology. 1024 00:35:13,903 --> 00:35:15,655 -For what? -When I came 1025 00:35:15,696 --> 00:35:17,281 -to your house... -Yeah? 1026 00:35:17,323 --> 00:35:18,449 ...you thanked every single firefighter but me. 1027 00:35:18,491 --> 00:35:20,451 [laughs] 1028 00:35:20,493 --> 00:35:21,869 Sorry, I'm sorry, that's funny. 1029 00:35:21,911 --> 00:35:23,621 It's not funny. 1030 00:35:23,663 --> 00:35:25,915 Your head is so far up your own ass. 1031 00:35:25,957 --> 00:35:28,709 -Oh, my God! -And now that you're famous, 1032 00:35:28,751 --> 00:35:30,128 -I mean, you are the worst! -Okay, you know what? 1033 00:35:30,169 --> 00:35:31,796 -You've really lost it. -It's obvious now 1034 00:35:31,838 --> 00:35:34,257 because you just... You could never handle my success. 1035 00:35:34,298 --> 00:35:36,134 -No. No. -And it is written all over you. 1036 00:35:36,175 --> 00:35:38,469 -It seeps out of your pores. -Not true. I did not want to be 1037 00:35:38,511 --> 00:35:41,139 your plus-one, you just wanted someone to hold your damn purse 1038 00:35:41,180 --> 00:35:42,306 -for you all the time. -I am not gonna apologize 1039 00:35:42,348 --> 00:35:44,642 for having a career, Tasha. 1040 00:35:44,684 --> 00:35:46,811 Yeah, but even before your career. 1041 00:35:46,853 --> 00:35:47,812 Before? 1042 00:35:47,854 --> 00:35:49,147 You were in love with Dana. 1043 00:35:50,690 --> 00:35:53,484 You talked about her so much, 1044 00:35:53,526 --> 00:35:55,278 felt like I knew her. 1045 00:35:56,154 --> 00:35:57,280 In a way. 1046 00:35:59,574 --> 00:36:00,825 [Alice] What did you just say? 1047 00:36:00,867 --> 00:36:01,951 I'm sorry, I just-- 1048 00:36:01,993 --> 00:36:03,202 [Angie] Okay, Alice. 1049 00:36:03,244 --> 00:36:04,287 -Yeah? Oh. -Showtime. 1050 00:36:04,328 --> 00:36:06,164 Oh, my God, thank you so much. 1051 00:36:06,205 --> 00:36:07,832 -Oh, yeah, yeah. -[Tasha] Yeah, no problem. 1052 00:36:07,874 --> 00:36:09,208 You saved the day, really. 1053 00:36:09,250 --> 00:36:10,626 -She saves everybody. -[Angie] Yeah. 1054 00:36:10,668 --> 00:36:11,919 All right, I'm gonna go clean up the mess 1055 00:36:11,961 --> 00:36:13,462 -and get out of your hair. -Okay. 1056 00:36:14,755 --> 00:36:16,424 -Okay, okay. -Yeah, I know, I'm coming. 1057 00:36:16,465 --> 00:36:17,717 Okay, sorry. 1058 00:36:17,758 --> 00:36:19,886 And do it again 1059 00:36:19,927 --> 00:36:20,970 It wasn't really an emergency. 1060 00:36:21,012 --> 00:36:21,971 I figured that out. 1061 00:36:22,013 --> 00:36:23,598 Oh, right. 1062 00:36:23,639 --> 00:36:24,849 Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. 1063 00:36:24,891 --> 00:36:26,851 -One second, one second. -Why? What? 1064 00:36:26,893 --> 00:36:29,687 [sighs] Full disclosure, my ex is here. 1065 00:36:29,729 --> 00:36:31,022 Okay. 1066 00:36:31,063 --> 00:36:34,192 We just broke up, so it's complicated. 1067 00:36:34,233 --> 00:36:36,611 You're so cute. I'm not trying to marry you, 1068 00:36:36,652 --> 00:36:37,987 I'm just trying to fuck you. 1069 00:36:38,029 --> 00:36:39,197 I'm married, already. 1070 00:36:39,238 --> 00:36:41,449 -Oh. -Yes, I have a husband 1071 00:36:41,490 --> 00:36:42,867 waiting for me in Glendale. 1072 00:36:42,909 --> 00:36:45,036 Okay, you didn't-- you didn't mention that. 1073 00:36:45,077 --> 00:36:46,704 I don't know if this is about Glendale or about the husband, 1074 00:36:46,746 --> 00:36:48,664 but I'm gonna answer both. Glendale is cool, 1075 00:36:48,706 --> 00:36:50,833 and so is the husband bit. 1076 00:36:50,875 --> 00:36:52,877 We love each other and we also love to fuck other people. 1077 00:36:52,919 --> 00:36:55,046 -Case in point. -And that works? 1078 00:36:55,087 --> 00:36:56,172 Does it feel like it's working? 1079 00:36:56,214 --> 00:36:57,757 Yeah. 1080 00:36:57,798 --> 00:37:00,051 Okay, we were doing better when we were kissing. 1081 00:37:00,092 --> 00:37:02,261 Come on and get it, baby 1082 00:37:02,303 --> 00:37:04,138 -[Tristan] Tristan for Kimmy. -Mm, go for Kimmy. 1083 00:37:04,180 --> 00:37:05,514 [Tristan] We are ready to get started. 1084 00:37:05,556 --> 00:37:07,433 [Kimmy] I'm sorry. I got to go, 1085 00:37:07,475 --> 00:37:08,893 apparently the wedding is beginning. 1086 00:37:08,935 --> 00:37:10,645 Thank you for a nice day. 1087 00:37:10,686 --> 00:37:12,813 No, thank you. I needed it. 1088 00:37:12,855 --> 00:37:15,733 -I'll see you out there. -Yeah. 1089 00:37:18,527 --> 00:37:19,570 [Tess laughs] 1090 00:37:19,612 --> 00:37:21,364 You're so fucking predictable. 1091 00:37:21,405 --> 00:37:23,950 -Oh, my God. -Tess? 1092 00:37:25,493 --> 00:37:27,828 We are in position two. [clicks tongue] 1093 00:37:27,870 --> 00:37:30,331 [quiet murmuring] 1094 00:37:30,373 --> 00:37:31,999 sentimental music 1095 00:37:33,876 --> 00:37:35,253 Look. 1096 00:37:35,294 --> 00:37:37,755 [murmuring continues] 1097 00:37:42,468 --> 00:37:43,594 [Alice sighs] 1098 00:37:43,636 --> 00:37:45,263 -They look good. -Yeah. 1099 00:37:48,975 --> 00:37:50,476 [murmuring] 1100 00:37:59,443 --> 00:38:01,696 -You ready? -Yes. Very ready. 1101 00:38:01,737 --> 00:38:02,905 [Tess] Of course you fucked the wedding planner. 1102 00:38:02,947 --> 00:38:04,073 [Shane] Tess. 1103 00:38:04,115 --> 00:38:06,242 [Tess] You are a womanizing 1104 00:38:06,284 --> 00:38:08,327 -piece of shit, Shane! -Oh, Christ, we got a wobbler. 1105 00:38:08,369 --> 00:38:09,829 [Kimmy] I'm gonna need staff on standby 1106 00:38:09,870 --> 00:38:11,372 just in case this gets a little messy. 1107 00:38:11,414 --> 00:38:12,790 -[Tess] Again? -[Shane] Let's not make a scene. 1108 00:38:12,832 --> 00:38:15,334 Let's go talk in private, Tess. Please. 1109 00:38:15,376 --> 00:38:17,378 -You think I'm mad at you? -[Shane] I'm sorry. 1110 00:38:17,420 --> 00:38:19,964 -Just-- I'll handle it. -I'm not mad at you! 1111 00:38:20,006 --> 00:38:21,549 -Okay. -I'm... 1112 00:38:21,590 --> 00:38:23,759 -devastated! -I know, I know, I know. 1113 00:38:23,801 --> 00:38:27,555 -Let's go speak in private. -You broke my fucking heart. 1114 00:38:27,596 --> 00:38:29,473 And you fucking killed my mother. 1115 00:38:29,515 --> 00:38:32,560 -Are you drunk? -Jesus Christ. Yes, I'm drunk! 1116 00:38:32,601 --> 00:38:35,229 You'd have to be to put up with all your shit! Oh, my God! 1117 00:38:35,271 --> 00:38:36,731 -Okay, let's... -No. 1118 00:38:36,772 --> 00:38:38,107 -You and me, let's go talk. -No, let go! 1119 00:38:38,149 --> 00:38:40,735 No, I don't want to talk to you, let go! 1120 00:38:40,776 --> 00:38:42,695 -[cries out] -[guests gasping] 1121 00:38:43,529 --> 00:38:44,822 Is she okay? 1122 00:38:44,864 --> 00:38:46,907 That tracks. That tracks for today. 1123 00:38:46,949 --> 00:38:48,826 [Shane] Okay, let me help you. 1124 00:38:48,868 --> 00:38:50,619 -[Tess] I don't want your help. -Hey, hey, I got it, I got it. 1125 00:38:50,661 --> 00:38:52,330 -[Tess] I can do it myself. -I'm too high for this shit. 1126 00:38:52,371 --> 00:38:55,249 This particular friend group is full of drama. 1127 00:38:55,291 --> 00:38:56,667 It's sloppy. 1128 00:38:56,709 --> 00:38:59,003 -[guests murmuring] -[Finley] It's okay. 1129 00:38:59,045 --> 00:39:01,505 Come on. Let's get you cleaned up, okay? 1130 00:39:01,547 --> 00:39:02,715 Okay. 1131 00:39:02,757 --> 00:39:04,925 Hey. 1132 00:39:04,967 --> 00:39:07,094 [Tess] Hey, any ladies out there want to be 1133 00:39:07,136 --> 00:39:10,056 Shane McCutcheon's next conquest, huh? 1134 00:39:10,097 --> 00:39:12,767 -Oh, that's just great. -It's okay. Hey, hey, hey. Hey. 1135 00:39:12,808 --> 00:39:14,393 somber music 1136 00:39:16,812 --> 00:39:18,272 Tess, will you just hold up a second? 1137 00:39:18,314 --> 00:39:19,648 Look, let me help you, okay? 1138 00:39:19,690 --> 00:39:21,692 No, thank you. 1139 00:39:22,610 --> 00:39:24,362 I know what you're feeling, I... 1140 00:39:24,403 --> 00:39:26,405 No, you don't. 1141 00:39:27,448 --> 00:39:30,201 Yes, I do. I've been there, okay? 1142 00:39:30,242 --> 00:39:32,536 I think if we just... 1143 00:39:32,578 --> 00:39:35,122 Hey, let's just go to a meeting. 1144 00:39:35,164 --> 00:39:37,750 I don't want to go to a meeting. 1145 00:39:37,792 --> 00:39:40,044 Okay, I get it, but, um... 1146 00:39:40,086 --> 00:39:41,796 I don't want to be sober. 1147 00:39:41,837 --> 00:39:45,299 Okay? I just want to have fun with my friends. 1148 00:39:45,341 --> 00:39:46,884 -You know? -Tess... 1149 00:39:46,926 --> 00:39:48,386 No, don't. 1150 00:39:48,427 --> 00:39:51,389 -This isn't you. -Don't look at me with that... 1151 00:39:51,430 --> 00:39:54,517 cute little face, okay? 1152 00:39:54,558 --> 00:39:56,560 Tess, look, just... 1153 00:39:56,602 --> 00:39:57,853 Fuck this wedding. 1154 00:39:57,895 --> 00:39:59,355 Let me just take you home. 1155 00:39:59,397 --> 00:40:01,399 -Let's go home. -I don't want to go there. 1156 00:40:01,440 --> 00:40:03,526 Ever again, okay? I'm... 1157 00:40:03,567 --> 00:40:04,902 I'm happy. 1158 00:40:04,944 --> 00:40:06,737 -No, you're not. -I'm happy. 1159 00:40:06,779 --> 00:40:08,072 -Tess. -[horn honking] 1160 00:40:10,032 --> 00:40:11,033 -Hey. -[Tess] Hey. 1161 00:40:11,075 --> 00:40:12,159 You want a ride? 1162 00:40:12,201 --> 00:40:13,411 -Oh, my God, yes. -Let's go. 1163 00:40:13,452 --> 00:40:14,412 No, Tess... 1164 00:40:14,453 --> 00:40:16,705 Tess, get out of the car! 1165 00:40:16,747 --> 00:40:18,290 -Tess, I'm not kidding. -Finley, 1166 00:40:18,332 --> 00:40:19,583 you need to let me go. 1167 00:40:19,625 --> 00:40:21,252 No, absolutely fucking not. 1168 00:40:21,293 --> 00:40:22,753 -Get out of the car! -Let me go. Let me go. Drive. 1169 00:40:22,795 --> 00:40:24,422 Do not start that car! Tess, get out of the car! 1170 00:40:24,463 --> 00:40:26,048 -[engine revs] -Stop it. 1171 00:40:26,090 --> 00:40:29,385 Tess, please! Tess! Fuck! 1172 00:40:29,427 --> 00:40:31,429 [Tess] Whoo! Bye, Finley! 1173 00:40:31,470 --> 00:40:34,098 [panting] Oh, fuck. 1174 00:40:34,140 --> 00:40:35,433 Okay... 1175 00:40:36,517 --> 00:40:38,436 Hmm. 1176 00:40:38,477 --> 00:40:41,856 It's great. We'll just call it a statement piece. 1177 00:40:47,695 --> 00:40:50,197 I'm sorry, I ruined your wedding. 1178 00:40:50,239 --> 00:40:52,032 -It's not your fault. -[Shane] No, it is. 1179 00:40:52,074 --> 00:40:53,617 I'm just glad you're okay. 1180 00:40:53,659 --> 00:40:54,994 Yeah. 1181 00:40:55,035 --> 00:40:55,995 Look, I mean... 1182 00:40:56,036 --> 00:40:57,455 We've done worse. 1183 00:40:57,496 --> 00:40:58,831 -We have? -Of course. 1184 00:40:58,873 --> 00:41:00,291 Yeah, you left Carmen at the altar. 1185 00:41:00,332 --> 00:41:02,585 -Right. -You dated that vampire. 1186 00:41:02,626 --> 00:41:04,462 -Oh. Oof. -Mm-hmm. 1187 00:41:04,503 --> 00:41:06,213 Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm. 1188 00:41:06,255 --> 00:41:08,132 I left you for Carrie. 1189 00:41:08,174 --> 00:41:10,801 It's okay, I slept with Candace in jail. 1190 00:41:10,843 --> 00:41:13,137 -The carpenter. -The carpenter, mm. 1191 00:41:13,179 --> 00:41:14,972 Yeah, and we got through all that, so... 1192 00:41:15,014 --> 00:41:17,808 -Are we doing this? -[Shane] Should we do this? 1193 00:41:17,850 --> 00:41:19,143 -[Bette] Yes. -[Tina] Let's do it. 1194 00:41:19,185 --> 00:41:21,145 -Thank you, ugh. -Thank Christ. 1195 00:41:21,187 --> 00:41:23,189 "Your Lovin's Got the Best of Me" by Jean Wells 1196 00:41:23,230 --> 00:41:27,026 Ooh, ooh, baby... 1197 00:41:27,067 --> 00:41:28,486 [Kimmy] Okay, places, everybody. 1198 00:41:28,527 --> 00:41:30,112 Places. This is showtime, people. 1199 00:41:30,154 --> 00:41:32,656 Here we go. Phase two. We're feeling good. 1200 00:41:32,698 --> 00:41:34,533 We're smiling, even if we don't want to. 1201 00:41:34,575 --> 00:41:37,119 I know I am. Just kidding. I'm happy to be here. 1202 00:41:37,161 --> 00:41:40,748 Ooh, baby 1203 00:41:41,707 --> 00:41:45,628 Your lovin's got the best of me 1204 00:41:48,380 --> 00:41:51,008 I want some hearts 1205 00:41:51,050 --> 00:41:54,637 But, ooh, this time 1206 00:41:54,678 --> 00:41:58,641 I'm ready and willing to give up mine 1207 00:42:01,060 --> 00:42:03,187 I couldn't resist you 1208 00:42:03,229 --> 00:42:05,898 When you turned me on 1209 00:42:07,316 --> 00:42:09,360 A fool gets enough 1210 00:42:09,401 --> 00:42:11,654 Hot burnin' love 1211 00:42:11,695 --> 00:42:14,365 Ooh 1212 00:42:14,406 --> 00:42:16,867 Ooh, baby 1213 00:42:17,826 --> 00:42:22,748 Your lovin's got the best of me 1214 00:42:23,916 --> 00:42:26,210 [sighs] 1215 00:42:26,252 --> 00:42:27,586 Bette. 1216 00:42:28,754 --> 00:42:30,047 Bette Porter. 1217 00:42:30,089 --> 00:42:32,550 You are everything to me. 1218 00:42:32,591 --> 00:42:36,554 Your fierce passion inspires all of us. 1219 00:42:36,595 --> 00:42:40,349 To stand boldly in our convictions 1220 00:42:40,391 --> 00:42:43,561 and fight for each other when no one else will. 1221 00:42:43,602 --> 00:42:47,398 And to love with everything that we have. 1222 00:42:49,567 --> 00:42:52,403 Bette, you are my first, my second... 1223 00:42:52,444 --> 00:42:53,571 [both laughing] 1224 00:42:53,612 --> 00:42:56,448 ...and my third love. 1225 00:42:57,491 --> 00:42:59,076 And today I vow 1226 00:42:59,118 --> 00:43:01,745 that you will be my last. 1227 00:43:03,622 --> 00:43:05,833 Tina Kennard... 1228 00:43:08,043 --> 00:43:09,420 [laughs] 1229 00:43:09,461 --> 00:43:11,839 Your name still gives me butterflies. 1230 00:43:13,549 --> 00:43:15,593 From the moment we met, 1231 00:43:15,634 --> 00:43:18,762 my soul has burned brighter because of you. 1232 00:43:18,804 --> 00:43:24,059 You are the sun at the center of my universe. 1233 00:43:24,101 --> 00:43:26,437 You are my home. 1234 00:43:26,478 --> 00:43:29,732 Thank you for your warmth, 1235 00:43:29,773 --> 00:43:33,110 your wisdom, and your steadiness. 1236 00:43:33,152 --> 00:43:35,988 Thank you for Angie. 1237 00:43:36,030 --> 00:43:39,783 And thank you for loving me. 1238 00:43:39,825 --> 00:43:42,995 And I vow to love and care for you 1239 00:43:43,037 --> 00:43:45,623 for the rest of our days, 1240 00:43:45,664 --> 00:43:47,291 with all that I am. 1241 00:43:50,377 --> 00:43:52,296 [mouthing] 1242 00:43:52,338 --> 00:43:53,922 sentimental music 1243 00:43:56,842 --> 00:43:59,470 I can see it all from here 1244 00:43:59,511 --> 00:44:01,305 Sunlight, eyes right... 1245 00:44:01,347 --> 00:44:04,892 With this ring, I thee wed. 1246 00:44:04,933 --> 00:44:08,228 Crystalize my atmosphere... 1247 00:44:08,270 --> 00:44:10,314 And with this ring, 1248 00:44:10,356 --> 00:44:12,316 I thee wed. 1249 00:44:12,358 --> 00:44:14,068 I love you. 1250 00:44:14,109 --> 00:44:15,819 I love you, too. 1251 00:44:15,861 --> 00:44:20,824 By the power vested in me by ordainmefast.net, 1252 00:44:20,866 --> 00:44:23,160 I now pronounce you married for life! 1253 00:44:23,202 --> 00:44:24,495 [whooping, cheering] 1254 00:44:24,536 --> 00:44:26,997 This is it, this is now 1255 00:44:27,039 --> 00:44:28,332 Every heartbeat... 1256 00:44:28,374 --> 00:44:30,334 -[applause] -[indistinct chatter] 1257 00:44:30,376 --> 00:44:31,919 This is it 1258 00:44:31,960 --> 00:44:33,587 This is now 1259 00:44:33,629 --> 00:44:36,090 Everything I never knew I wanted 1260 00:44:36,131 --> 00:44:38,342 This is it 1261 00:44:38,384 --> 00:44:40,886 Ooh... 1262 00:44:43,555 --> 00:44:45,057 This is now 1263 00:44:45,099 --> 00:44:48,060 Ooh 1264 00:44:49,937 --> 00:44:51,522 This is it 1265 00:44:51,563 --> 00:44:53,399 We used to chase the golden sun 1266 00:44:53,440 --> 00:44:55,025 Wait. 1267 00:44:55,067 --> 00:44:56,151 Sunlight, eyes right... 1268 00:44:56,193 --> 00:44:57,528 Tasha. 1269 00:44:57,569 --> 00:45:00,531 -Hey. -Hey. 1270 00:45:00,572 --> 00:45:04,410 Um, look, I didn't include your number on that incident report, 1271 00:45:04,451 --> 00:45:06,412 -but if something comes up-- -I'm sorry. 1272 00:45:08,580 --> 00:45:10,374 Wow. 1273 00:45:11,667 --> 00:45:14,044 I-I'm... I never... 1274 00:45:14,086 --> 00:45:16,672 I don't think I've heard you use those words with me before. 1275 00:45:16,714 --> 00:45:18,674 I just... I don't know if this 1276 00:45:18,716 --> 00:45:20,551 is really gonna make a difference at this point, 1277 00:45:20,592 --> 00:45:22,136 but I-I need you to hear something. 1278 00:45:22,177 --> 00:45:25,889 When I lost Dana, it really did almost kill me. 1279 00:45:25,931 --> 00:45:28,559 And I... and I did make my life really, really busy 1280 00:45:28,600 --> 00:45:30,853 so I wouldn't have to think about her. 1281 00:45:30,894 --> 00:45:32,980 So, I get why you left. 1282 00:45:33,021 --> 00:45:36,316 Uh... Thank you. 1283 00:45:36,358 --> 00:45:38,402 And, uh, you're right. 1284 00:45:38,444 --> 00:45:41,739 About you getting famous, um... 1285 00:45:42,948 --> 00:45:46,744 You know, it all just moved a little too fast for me 1286 00:45:46,785 --> 00:45:49,747 and, you know, I'm just not from that world and... 1287 00:45:49,788 --> 00:45:51,248 Of course, I get it. I know. 1288 00:45:51,290 --> 00:45:52,416 I know. 1289 00:45:56,003 --> 00:45:57,921 Uh... 1290 00:45:59,506 --> 00:46:01,967 I'm gonna let you get back to your party, but... 1291 00:46:02,009 --> 00:46:04,678 What do you... Well, do you want to...? 1292 00:46:04,720 --> 00:46:06,096 Do you want to dance? 1293 00:46:06,138 --> 00:46:07,848 Do you have, like, a fire to put out or...? 1294 00:46:07,890 --> 00:46:09,641 [both laughing] 1295 00:46:09,683 --> 00:46:11,101 -Like... -That's not what I... 1296 00:46:11,143 --> 00:46:12,895 That's not what you thought I was gonna say? 1297 00:46:12,936 --> 00:46:14,980 -No. -Because I don't mean like... 1298 00:46:15,022 --> 00:46:16,857 -Ah. -I don't want to go, like, 1299 00:46:16,899 --> 00:46:20,736 cut a rug, I just want to like maybe just one dance, with me. 1300 00:46:20,778 --> 00:46:22,946 Ooh, ooh... 1301 00:46:22,988 --> 00:46:24,281 Yeah, I would like that. 1302 00:46:24,323 --> 00:46:26,283 -Really? Okay. -Yeah. One dance, though. 1303 00:46:26,325 --> 00:46:28,118 -One. -Okay, yeah, I won't-- 1304 00:46:28,160 --> 00:46:29,578 -I won't keep you all night. -Okay. 1305 00:46:29,620 --> 00:46:31,205 -[radio chatter] -Is this on all the time? 1306 00:46:31,246 --> 00:46:33,207 -Your walkie? -Yes, it is. I'm working. 1307 00:46:33,248 --> 00:46:36,960 -Can I do like one emergency? -Absolutely not, no. 1308 00:46:37,002 --> 00:46:39,797 Just not like, "Oh, my God, we need everybody, hurry"? 1309 00:46:39,838 --> 00:46:41,298 -No? -[laughs] No. 1310 00:46:41,340 --> 00:46:44,885 "Lovers Land" by Margaret Lewis 1311 00:46:44,927 --> 00:46:48,013 Think of the future 1312 00:46:49,181 --> 00:46:51,975 Forget about the past... 1313 00:46:52,017 --> 00:46:54,311 I can't believe we finally did this. 1314 00:46:54,353 --> 00:46:57,314 I know, I know... 1315 00:46:57,356 --> 00:46:58,857 It was worth the wait. 1316 00:46:58,899 --> 00:47:02,277 Our love will last 1317 00:47:03,737 --> 00:47:05,572 Ev'ry day 1318 00:47:05,614 --> 00:47:06,907 Ev'ry day... 1319 00:47:06,949 --> 00:47:09,827 Yeah, anyway, so he's a piece of shit. 1320 00:47:09,868 --> 00:47:11,912 He's moving to New York, so I don't care. 1321 00:47:11,954 --> 00:47:13,747 So are you glad you broke his window? 1322 00:47:13,789 --> 00:47:15,082 -Yes. -Good. 1323 00:47:15,123 --> 00:47:17,084 I am so glad that I broke his window. 1324 00:47:17,125 --> 00:47:18,627 That guy's a narcissist. 1325 00:47:18,669 --> 00:47:20,212 Agreed. 1326 00:47:21,839 --> 00:47:22,965 Want to dance? 1327 00:47:24,716 --> 00:47:26,969 Maybe later. 1328 00:47:27,010 --> 00:47:28,512 I'm gonna call Bella. 1329 00:47:28,554 --> 00:47:31,515 Um, I need to apologize to her. I fucked up. 1330 00:47:31,557 --> 00:47:32,975 Thanks a lot. 1331 00:47:33,016 --> 00:47:35,686 I know someone will dance with you. 1332 00:47:35,727 --> 00:47:37,312 You promise? 1333 00:47:37,354 --> 00:47:39,314 Let me know how it goes. 1334 00:47:39,356 --> 00:47:41,692 -Okay. Bye. -Love you. 1335 00:47:41,733 --> 00:47:43,026 Love you, too. 1336 00:47:43,068 --> 00:47:48,323 Wait, so is it month to month, or...? 1337 00:47:48,365 --> 00:47:50,993 Oh, no. I-I bought it, it's mine. 1338 00:47:51,034 --> 00:47:52,703 I'm staying. 1339 00:47:54,246 --> 00:47:57,833 Sorry, I'm coming down and I-I'm just having a... 1340 00:47:57,875 --> 00:48:00,502 a hard time believing this. 1341 00:48:00,544 --> 00:48:02,379 Oh, it's real. 1342 00:48:02,421 --> 00:48:04,047 I'm real. 1343 00:48:10,178 --> 00:48:12,306 Hi. 1344 00:48:12,347 --> 00:48:13,307 Hey. 1345 00:48:13,348 --> 00:48:14,892 I'm sorry. 1346 00:48:14,933 --> 00:48:17,603 No, no, none of that was your fault. 1347 00:48:17,644 --> 00:48:20,355 No, not... Not about that, I just... 1348 00:48:21,356 --> 00:48:23,358 There's obviously a lot going on with Tess 1349 00:48:23,400 --> 00:48:26,653 I didn't know about and I... 1350 00:48:26,695 --> 00:48:29,072 I definitely... 1351 00:48:29,114 --> 00:48:31,325 shouldn't have yelled at you, on Halloween. 1352 00:48:31,366 --> 00:48:33,243 I was out of line. I'm sorry. 1353 00:48:33,285 --> 00:48:35,704 All is forgiven. 1354 00:48:35,746 --> 00:48:37,205 Yeah. 1355 00:48:37,247 --> 00:48:39,082 Will you let me know if you hear from her? 1356 00:48:39,124 --> 00:48:40,792 Yeah. 1357 00:48:41,793 --> 00:48:43,086 You want to dance? 1358 00:48:46,465 --> 00:48:47,716 What do you say? 1359 00:48:47,758 --> 00:48:50,594 Okay. Sure. 1360 00:48:50,636 --> 00:48:53,096 Come on. 1361 00:48:54,431 --> 00:48:56,350 And if yours are the same... 1362 00:48:56,391 --> 00:48:58,018 I need to say hi. 1363 00:48:58,060 --> 00:49:01,229 [both laughing] 1364 00:49:01,271 --> 00:49:02,773 -What's up? -How are you? 1365 00:49:02,814 --> 00:49:04,066 I'm good. 1366 00:49:04,107 --> 00:49:07,027 -Good to see you again. -You, too. 1367 00:49:07,069 --> 00:49:10,572 Lead me on 1368 00:49:10,614 --> 00:49:15,118 Lead me on 1369 00:49:15,160 --> 00:49:18,246 Lead me on... 1370 00:49:18,288 --> 00:49:20,040 Let's go back to the room. 1371 00:49:20,082 --> 00:49:22,793 Mm. Yes, please. 1372 00:49:25,295 --> 00:49:27,089 Lead me on 1373 00:49:27,130 --> 00:49:29,716 Oh, baby, lead me on 1374 00:49:29,758 --> 00:49:31,551 Lead me on 1375 00:49:31,593 --> 00:49:34,638 Come on and lead me on 1376 00:49:34,680 --> 00:49:36,264 [clicks] 1377 00:49:38,266 --> 00:49:39,476 [chuckles] 1378 00:49:40,602 --> 00:49:42,771 You've got go to be fucking kidding me right now. 1379 00:49:42,813 --> 00:49:43,981 [laughing] 1380 00:49:44,022 --> 00:49:45,524 Of course. 1381 00:49:46,692 --> 00:49:48,735 [sighs] That's okay. 1382 00:49:50,195 --> 00:49:51,989 I'd rather walk, 1383 00:49:52,030 --> 00:49:53,573 with my wife. 1384 00:49:53,615 --> 00:49:55,242 Me, too. 1385 00:49:55,283 --> 00:49:59,246 I was so stupid when I let you go 1386 00:50:01,039 --> 00:50:04,334 But honestly, baby 1387 00:50:04,376 --> 00:50:08,171 I was far too young to know 1388 00:50:10,215 --> 00:50:15,178 All these years I've been searching... 1389 00:50:15,220 --> 00:50:18,390 -[chuckles] -You know, we could get a room. 1390 00:50:18,432 --> 00:50:21,518 We could. 1391 00:50:21,560 --> 00:50:24,354 But it's nice to have something to look forward to. 1392 00:50:24,396 --> 00:50:26,314 [chuckles] 1393 00:50:26,356 --> 00:50:27,524 -Uh-huh. -All right. 1394 00:50:27,566 --> 00:50:29,359 -Yes. -Player players. 1395 00:50:29,401 --> 00:50:31,236 Must've been something calling 1396 00:50:31,278 --> 00:50:33,363 Can't sleep, can't sleep 1397 00:50:33,405 --> 00:50:35,532 Keep me up till the morning 1398 00:50:35,574 --> 00:50:37,075 Can't sleep, can't sleep... 1399 00:50:37,117 --> 00:50:38,702 [Dre] Dani. 1400 00:50:38,744 --> 00:50:39,995 Yeah? 1401 00:50:40,037 --> 00:50:42,664 I just gotta know 1402 00:50:42,706 --> 00:50:45,375 Gotta know 1403 00:50:45,417 --> 00:50:47,711 'Cause when the sun goes down 1404 00:50:47,753 --> 00:50:49,921 And I'm looking behind... 1405 00:50:49,963 --> 00:50:52,549 -[phone buzzing] -It's Tess. 1406 00:50:52,591 --> 00:50:54,384 Hi, where are you? 1407 00:50:54,426 --> 00:50:56,553 [officer] Hi, this is the L.A. Police Department. 1408 00:50:56,595 --> 00:50:58,555 -Is this Sarah Finley? -[Shane] Is she okay? What? 1409 00:50:58,597 --> 00:51:01,892 [officer] I'm calling regarding Tess Van De Berg. 1410 00:51:01,933 --> 00:51:03,643 Uh, yeah. 1411 00:51:03,685 --> 00:51:07,272 Quite some distance left to go 1412 00:51:09,608 --> 00:51:11,318 [Bette] Was today everything you dreamed it would be? 1413 00:51:11,359 --> 00:51:13,487 [Tina] Yes. 1414 00:51:13,528 --> 00:51:16,031 -[Bette] Really? -[laughs] It was perfect. 1415 00:51:16,073 --> 00:51:19,242 [Bette] Yeah, it was, in a weird way. 1416 00:51:19,284 --> 00:51:21,536 But, darling... 1417 00:51:21,578 --> 00:51:24,289 I hope our friends get to feel this someday. 1418 00:51:24,331 --> 00:51:27,417 [Tina] Yeah. Me, too. They deserve it. 1419 00:51:28,418 --> 00:51:30,712 Must've been something calling 1420 00:51:30,754 --> 00:51:32,714 Can't sleep, can't sleep 1421 00:51:32,756 --> 00:51:34,966 Keep me up till the morning 1422 00:51:35,008 --> 00:51:37,094 Can't sleep, can't sleep 1423 00:51:37,135 --> 00:51:39,387 I can still hear you talking 1424 00:51:39,429 --> 00:51:42,766 I just gotta know 1425 00:51:42,808 --> 00:51:44,976 Gotta know 1426 00:51:45,018 --> 00:51:47,145 'Cause when the sun goes down 1427 00:51:47,187 --> 00:51:49,439 And I'm looking behind 1428 00:51:49,481 --> 00:51:51,441 What I need 1429 00:51:51,483 --> 00:51:53,568 You're what I need 1430 00:51:53,610 --> 00:51:56,446 When the stars get high 1431 00:51:56,488 --> 00:51:58,448 And I'm looking behind 1432 00:51:58,490 --> 00:52:00,534 You're what I need 1433 00:52:00,575 --> 00:52:02,786 You're what I need 1434 00:52:02,828 --> 00:52:05,247 Yeah, you give me that spark 1435 00:52:05,288 --> 00:52:08,083 Give me that fire, give me that glow 1436 00:52:08,125 --> 00:52:10,585 And you're taking me places 1437 00:52:10,627 --> 00:52:12,295 That nobody goes 104377