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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:33,760 --> 00:01:35,600 In Socialist Yugoslavia, 2 00:01:35,760 --> 00:01:42,480 the law guaranteed to every working man two weeks of cost-free vacation. 3 00:01:43,627 --> 00:01:45,814 * 4 00:01:46,346 --> 00:01:48,361 * 5 00:01:50,174 --> 00:01:51,729 * 6 00:01:54,471 --> 00:01:56,314 * 7 00:01:59,635 --> 00:02:01,229 * 8 00:02:02,838 --> 00:02:04,682 * 9 00:02:13,752 --> 00:02:15,237 * 10 00:02:24,924 --> 00:02:26,268 * 11 00:02:29,049 --> 00:02:30,573 * 12 00:02:32,432 --> 00:02:33,612 * 13 00:02:34,658 --> 00:02:38,604 * 14 00:02:38,655 --> 00:02:40,510 * 15 00:02:45,791 --> 00:02:47,064 * 16 00:02:55,526 --> 00:02:57,979 * 17 00:03:00,213 --> 00:03:01,651 * 18 00:03:04,499 --> 00:03:07,419 Careful with that shit, you'll cut my throat! 19 00:03:07,579 --> 00:03:09,059 Not just yet. 20 00:03:09,219 --> 00:03:10,459 I need you. 21 00:03:20,019 --> 00:03:22,979 I cum faster... than you shave. 22 00:03:26,499 --> 00:03:28,019 Drunk bastard. 23 00:03:29,979 --> 00:03:31,339 Oh, by the way 24 00:03:33,179 --> 00:03:34,659 Metod knows about us. 25 00:03:35,379 --> 00:03:37,579 I don't think he's happy about it. 26 00:03:46,059 --> 00:03:47,699 - Hi, Mom! - Hi! 27 00:03:50,779 --> 00:03:53,859 You're pale. Do you eat anything at all? 28 00:03:54,019 --> 00:03:57,619 Sure, Mom. Almost every day. 29 00:03:57,779 --> 00:04:01,739 - How are you? - Never felt better. Alive. 30 00:04:01,899 --> 00:04:05,379 Mom, I gotta go to work. I'll call you. 31 00:04:05,430 --> 00:04:06,710 Wait. 32 00:04:07,379 --> 00:04:10,859 Have you really bought this flat for me? 33 00:04:11,899 --> 00:04:15,099 Sure. I took a loan. 34 00:04:15,259 --> 00:04:16,979 That's how it's done these days. 35 00:04:17,139 --> 00:04:19,179 This is your flat, Mom. 36 00:04:19,339 --> 00:04:21,459 A nice lady from the bank called me. 37 00:04:21,619 --> 00:04:24,059 She mentioned some foreclosure. 38 00:04:24,539 --> 00:04:27,939 Don't worry, Mom I'll call that... nice lady. 39 00:04:28,099 --> 00:04:30,779 Maybe I'm a little late with my payment. 40 00:04:31,379 --> 00:04:32,619 How's your foot? 41 00:04:32,779 --> 00:04:35,139 - Kiss, I really gotta go now. - Wait! 42 00:04:36,139 --> 00:04:38,019 I can go to an old people's home. 43 00:04:38,179 --> 00:04:40,739 Like everybody else. I'll have company. 44 00:04:50,859 --> 00:04:53,739 If you want information about client rights, 45 00:04:53,899 --> 00:04:56,419 press the asterisk button, the pound button, 46 00:04:56,579 --> 00:05:00,313 then type in your PIN. 47 00:05:02,499 --> 00:05:05,019 All our operators are busy at the moment. 48 00:05:05,299 --> 00:05:08,275 You are number 14 in the queue. 49 00:05:09,859 --> 00:05:11,607 Please, call later. 50 00:05:17,379 --> 00:05:19,168 HOLIDAYS IN THE SUN 51 00:06:19,579 --> 00:06:22,299 Do they really think that I'm such a dork? 52 00:06:26,379 --> 00:06:30,019 To listen to their bullshit for three hours?! 53 00:06:30,179 --> 00:06:32,219 Go there alone. 54 00:06:32,379 --> 00:06:35,339 We gave our word and signed the paper... 55 00:06:35,499 --> 00:06:38,259 You signed it, not me! 56 00:06:38,419 --> 00:06:40,779 You and your “free” vacation! 57 00:06:42,459 --> 00:06:45,259 You go to the seaside only with a loads of money! 58 00:06:45,859 --> 00:06:49,019 What did you put in the form? 59 00:06:49,179 --> 00:06:52,099 Five thousand Marks a month? 60 00:06:52,618 --> 00:06:54,458 Why did you lie? 61 00:06:55,699 --> 00:06:57,219 Why... 62 00:06:57,379 --> 00:07:01,099 Oh my God, Svendy. Stop that! Fuck, all wet! 63 00:07:01,259 --> 00:07:04,379 I'm swimming with the Action Man. 64 00:07:04,539 --> 00:07:08,619 What do we have in mind when we sell timeshare? 65 00:07:09,251 --> 00:07:11,568 That we are not just salespeople! 66 00:07:11,619 --> 00:07:14,739 We are doctors! We save lives! 67 00:07:14,899 --> 00:07:17,179 Vacationing is good for health! 68 00:07:17,339 --> 00:07:20,299 You don't go on a vacation - you get a heart attack! 69 00:07:23,779 --> 00:07:25,979 It's not only lives that we're saving. 70 00:07:26,189 --> 00:07:28,669 We save marriages, too. 71 00:07:29,339 --> 00:07:31,579 We save families. 72 00:07:33,419 --> 00:07:35,499 That makes us doctors, firemen. 73 00:07:35,659 --> 00:07:38,019 And lifeguards on the, shit, beach. 74 00:07:38,899 --> 00:07:40,619 We save, shit, lives! 75 00:07:40,779 --> 00:07:45,019 - Because timeshare... - What's wrong? Had a rough night? 76 00:07:45,179 --> 00:07:48,539 It is a stronger bond than the holy sacrament of marriage. 77 00:07:48,699 --> 00:07:50,619 Want some... first aid? 78 00:07:50,779 --> 00:07:53,339 What is marriage in the modern society? 79 00:07:53,499 --> 00:07:55,579 Marriage lasts for couple of years. 80 00:07:55,739 --> 00:07:57,499 You don't care about saving lives? 81 00:07:57,659 --> 00:08:01,739 - But a week in our apartments... - I've got a killing hangover. 82 00:08:01,899 --> 00:08:04,739 They'll have it until the rest of the lives of their kids! 83 00:08:05,164 --> 00:08:07,244 Grandchildren! Great-grandchildren! 84 00:08:07,379 --> 00:08:08,979 I fuck you over. 85 00:08:09,085 --> 00:08:10,285 Batric! 86 00:08:11,587 --> 00:08:12,786 I'll fuck both of you. 87 00:08:12,837 --> 00:08:16,299 ...but our clients are ungrateful. 88 00:08:16,579 --> 00:08:19,739 That's why we call them fly-bys! 89 00:08:20,339 --> 00:08:23,819 They want to use the free vacation and fly away! 90 00:08:24,703 --> 00:08:28,503 Bur we're here to not let them! 91 00:08:33,379 --> 00:08:34,819 My God, we're late! 92 00:08:35,859 --> 00:08:37,299 Come on! 93 00:08:40,379 --> 00:08:44,099 Another 100 meters, and I'd get a heart attack. 94 00:08:45,899 --> 00:08:49,339 You paid 800 Euros for silver fiber pillows. 95 00:08:49,499 --> 00:08:53,499 And 1300 Euros for a set of fucking pots. 96 00:08:53,659 --> 00:08:56,059 It was 1200, watch your language. 97 00:08:56,219 --> 00:08:58,699 You went for a free blood pressure check-up. 98 00:08:58,859 --> 00:09:01,579 They sold you a massage chair for 2000 Euros. 99 00:09:01,739 --> 00:09:05,019 - I got my eye pressure checked, too. - On both eyes. 100 00:09:05,899 --> 00:09:08,699 Mother, they rip you off every time! 101 00:09:08,859 --> 00:09:12,059 All those thing I bought will someday belong to you... 102 00:09:12,219 --> 00:09:15,299 To your family. Your children. To enjoy. 103 00:09:15,459 --> 00:09:18,819 My hypothetical wife would have an abortion in a massage chair, 104 00:09:18,979 --> 00:09:22,939 and I would choke my hypothetical children with a fiber pillow. 105 00:09:23,099 --> 00:09:24,459 I'll get it! 106 00:09:25,259 --> 00:09:26,539 I'll get it. 107 00:09:27,739 --> 00:09:31,819 To get ownership over a condo for 99 years. 108 00:09:32,859 --> 00:09:35,179 One week per year. 109 00:09:35,339 --> 00:09:38,579 An excellent investment! 110 00:09:38,739 --> 00:09:41,019 Mother, there are hidden costs here. 111 00:09:41,179 --> 00:09:44,979 It's almost impossible to resell it on the real estate market! 112 00:09:45,139 --> 00:09:47,579 What if it's really a bargain? 113 00:10:02,619 --> 00:10:04,339 Fuck this life. 114 00:10:07,122 --> 00:10:10,149 I could've unpacked you first! 115 00:10:10,337 --> 00:10:12,419 Take it easy, Slobo. 116 00:10:12,470 --> 00:10:15,070 I want to use every second of this vacation. 117 00:10:15,339 --> 00:10:17,099 We can fuck at home anytime. 118 00:10:21,837 --> 00:10:24,117 My God, how nice of them! 119 00:10:26,259 --> 00:10:31,579 It's like in celebrity magazines, honeymoon report. 120 00:10:32,192 --> 00:10:35,220 - Should I make a photo? - Not when I'm like this. 121 00:10:36,819 --> 00:10:39,379 My God, my milk is everywhere. 122 00:10:42,299 --> 00:10:44,059 Oh, man... we're busted. 123 00:10:44,219 --> 00:10:46,219 Don't be such a pessimist. 124 00:10:48,979 --> 00:10:52,379 That's why you're still just an elementary school teacher. 125 00:10:53,739 --> 00:10:55,139 Right... 126 00:10:59,939 --> 00:11:04,459 A hairdresser and a teacher, celebrity magazine newlyweds. 127 00:11:05,646 --> 00:11:08,206 Like, you're the only one who misses Sladjana? 128 00:11:08,437 --> 00:11:10,317 Like, only her father is in pain? 129 00:11:10,368 --> 00:11:13,288 We'd never get a free vacation if we reported the baby, 130 00:11:13,339 --> 00:11:15,339 our income would be too low. 131 00:11:17,219 --> 00:11:18,619 Never! 132 00:11:18,779 --> 00:11:21,939 Saint Petka, please. May this vacation turn out to be good, 133 00:11:22,099 --> 00:11:23,659 may Sladjana be in good health, 134 00:11:23,819 --> 00:11:27,099 and that we get a bank loan for the apartment and the car. 135 00:11:27,150 --> 00:11:28,727 Stop it, will you?! 136 00:11:32,259 --> 00:11:34,001 We create a bond! 137 00:11:35,059 --> 00:11:39,459 Today we've got newlyweds from... 138 00:11:40,009 --> 00:11:42,688 From the charming Serbian town of... Nis. 139 00:11:42,739 --> 00:11:46,339 - They got special treatment. - That's right. Olga. 140 00:11:46,828 --> 00:11:49,071 Today, they belong to God and... 141 00:11:50,139 --> 00:11:51,659 - Me, me! - And... 142 00:11:53,859 --> 00:11:55,459 To you. 143 00:11:56,237 --> 00:11:59,917 Let's shake these old Macedonian bones, shall we? 144 00:12:00,139 --> 00:12:02,299 - Thank you, boss. - Old whore. 145 00:12:02,459 --> 00:12:05,539 But usually guys get the newlyweds. 146 00:12:06,939 --> 00:12:08,219 The statistics say... 147 00:12:08,379 --> 00:12:11,139 You can do that when you open your own business! 148 00:12:11,739 --> 00:12:13,579 You should thank Savic for this. 149 00:12:13,630 --> 00:12:18,126 Sex with the bride on her honeymoon is not our policy. 150 00:12:18,579 --> 00:12:20,739 Anything for the client, boss. 151 00:12:22,059 --> 00:12:24,659 They bought two weeks. In prime season. 152 00:12:31,819 --> 00:12:35,179 You can be the best and still follow business ethics, shit! 153 00:12:35,608 --> 00:12:36,608 * 154 00:12:44,874 --> 00:12:46,054 * 155 00:12:48,179 --> 00:12:49,116 * 156 00:12:49,890 --> 00:12:52,288 * 157 00:12:52,507 --> 00:12:56,046 * 158 00:12:56,405 --> 00:12:57,749 * 159 00:12:58,483 --> 00:13:00,023 * 160 00:13:02,460 --> 00:13:04,499 * 161 00:13:04,655 --> 00:13:06,108 * 162 00:13:06,256 --> 00:13:09,890 * 163 00:13:10,007 --> 00:13:14,670 * 164 00:13:16,796 --> 00:13:19,499 * 165 00:13:19,944 --> 00:13:21,874 * 166 00:13:22,444 --> 00:13:23,968 * 167 00:13:24,062 --> 00:13:27,366 * 168 00:13:27,491 --> 00:13:29,506 * 169 00:13:31,749 --> 00:13:34,741 * 170 00:13:36,757 --> 00:13:37,983 * 171 00:13:38,062 --> 00:13:40,632 * 172 00:13:40,733 --> 00:13:42,374 * 173 00:13:42,538 --> 00:13:43,421 * 174 00:13:48,015 --> 00:13:49,288 * 175 00:13:50,710 --> 00:13:52,023 * 176 00:13:52,101 --> 00:13:55,265 * 177 00:13:58,046 --> 00:14:00,882 * 178 00:14:01,585 --> 00:14:03,202 * 179 00:14:03,296 --> 00:14:06,421 * 180 00:14:06,497 --> 00:14:11,857 * 181 00:14:12,075 --> 00:14:16,818 * 182 00:14:17,903 --> 00:14:19,021 * 183 00:14:19,810 --> 00:14:21,239 * 184 00:14:23,497 --> 00:14:25,568 * 185 00:14:27,622 --> 00:14:30,896 * 186 00:14:31,521 --> 00:14:33,841 * 187 00:14:34,122 --> 00:14:36,271 * 188 00:14:36,513 --> 00:14:38,794 * 189 00:14:39,396 --> 00:14:40,630 * 190 00:14:44,449 --> 00:14:46,007 The presentation will start now. 191 00:14:46,058 --> 00:14:48,978 - Do we get something to eat? - It's everything ON-clusive. 192 00:15:19,071 --> 00:15:20,951 Get your hands up! Come on! 193 00:15:23,575 --> 00:15:24,935 Put them back down. 194 00:15:25,591 --> 00:15:28,471 You're not taking that with you! You won't embarrass me! 195 00:15:30,281 --> 00:15:33,561 - It's upside down. - You're upside down. 196 00:15:34,321 --> 00:15:37,121 Okay. I won't embarrass you... there. 197 00:15:43,841 --> 00:15:45,721 Be nice! 198 00:15:45,772 --> 00:15:48,084 - You're just like your father. - Let's go. 199 00:15:48,233 --> 00:15:49,850 * 200 00:15:49,936 --> 00:15:51,756 * 201 00:15:51,889 --> 00:15:54,467 * 202 00:15:56,319 --> 00:15:57,647 * 203 00:16:00,225 --> 00:16:04,936 * 204 00:16:05,217 --> 00:16:06,452 * 205 00:16:06,991 --> 00:16:08,764 * 206 00:16:09,538 --> 00:16:11,131 * 207 00:16:15,163 --> 00:16:16,795 * 208 00:16:17,756 --> 00:16:19,053 * 209 00:16:19,647 --> 00:16:21,350 * 210 00:16:26,670 --> 00:16:29,499 * 211 00:16:30,178 --> 00:16:33,545 * 212 00:16:35,397 --> 00:16:37,889 * 213 00:16:38,545 --> 00:16:40,842 * 214 00:16:43,170 --> 00:16:44,834 * 215 00:16:44,920 --> 00:16:47,670 * 216 00:16:50,944 --> 00:16:52,436 * 217 00:16:53,499 --> 00:16:54,397 * 218 00:16:54,999 --> 00:16:57,249 * 219 00:16:57,795 --> 00:17:01,788 * 220 00:17:01,952 --> 00:17:03,396 * 221 00:17:03,475 --> 00:17:04,920 * 222 00:17:05,788 --> 00:17:08,061 * 223 00:17:08,264 --> 00:17:09,749 * 224 00:17:10,249 --> 00:17:12,327 * 225 00:17:16,053 --> 00:17:17,249 * 226 00:17:17,522 --> 00:17:19,467 * 227 00:17:19,538 --> 00:17:24,084 * 228 00:17:25,334 --> 00:17:27,678 * 229 00:17:35,879 --> 00:17:38,919 I will do the Warming Up today. 230 00:17:39,782 --> 00:17:42,262 My lovely wife will confirm this. 231 00:17:42,301 --> 00:17:44,461 My foreplay is unbeatable. 232 00:17:45,621 --> 00:17:49,621 Don't let these people go away from us 233 00:17:49,672 --> 00:17:54,766 to enjoy six days of free vacation. That's not fair! 234 00:17:54,817 --> 00:17:57,697 In Socialism, every piece of shit could go to the seaside. 235 00:17:57,930 --> 00:18:00,981 Nothing in this world is free. 236 00:18:01,890 --> 00:18:04,490 - But the cheese in the mousetrap. - That's right. 237 00:18:04,541 --> 00:18:08,701 Today, we've got a special guest. 238 00:18:11,861 --> 00:18:15,061 Mister Dietrich Pfizer, from the head office 239 00:18:15,221 --> 00:18:18,421 honored us with his visit. 240 00:18:22,101 --> 00:18:23,821 Stop it, junkie. 241 00:18:23,981 --> 00:18:26,021 He's got exciting news. 242 00:18:32,181 --> 00:18:34,661 Anyone who makes a sale today 243 00:18:35,611 --> 00:18:39,291 gonna get double commission! 244 00:18:44,901 --> 00:18:46,821 Besides... 245 00:18:46,981 --> 00:18:50,221 Today's margin is not 13000, 246 00:18:50,272 --> 00:18:52,112 but 12000 Euros! 247 00:18:52,163 --> 00:18:54,603 Allowing you to lower the price! 248 00:18:56,144 --> 00:18:57,224 However... 249 00:18:57,861 --> 00:19:01,149 Old merits do not apply today. 250 00:19:01,200 --> 00:19:03,840 Anyone who doesn't manage to make a sale today 251 00:19:04,151 --> 00:19:06,271 is free to go. 252 00:19:07,817 --> 00:19:09,417 Without severance pay. 253 00:19:47,461 --> 00:19:53,221 Today, we'll forget about the past achievements. 254 00:19:53,381 --> 00:19:55,341 We'll forget everything, shit! 255 00:19:55,392 --> 00:19:58,432 We'll forget who was the salesperson of the year. 256 00:19:58,810 --> 00:20:01,140 How about the salesperson of the month? 257 00:20:01,191 --> 00:20:04,250 - You're completely safe. - Really? 258 00:20:04,341 --> 00:20:08,501 This applies even to my lovely wife. 259 00:20:08,984 --> 00:20:12,504 This applies to me, too. 260 00:20:12,821 --> 00:20:14,821 If you fuck up, we're all going down! 261 00:20:14,872 --> 00:20:17,032 We feel much better now. 262 00:20:17,269 --> 00:20:18,949 For your information, Savic.. 263 00:20:19,187 --> 00:20:22,547 Mr. Pfizer said that even the Greeks are better than us! 264 00:20:22,941 --> 00:20:25,581 - That's how they see us! - Danke. 265 00:21:02,861 --> 00:21:05,341 I got a truck driver! 266 00:21:06,141 --> 00:21:09,021 Who let a truck driver in here, anyway? 267 00:21:09,181 --> 00:21:11,461 A retired truck driver?! 268 00:21:11,566 --> 00:21:13,486 Somebody's fucking with Batric here! 269 00:21:13,537 --> 00:21:15,577 No fucking around with me! 270 00:21:15,628 --> 00:21:18,388 You got lucky again, you little cunt? Let me see. 271 00:21:18,821 --> 00:21:21,301 Two hundred Euros to swap. 272 00:21:22,581 --> 00:21:24,901 Anybody? 200 Euros, to swap. Come on! 273 00:21:29,661 --> 00:21:33,021 You've reached SOS Rank Call center. 274 00:21:33,264 --> 00:21:35,664 All our operators are busy at the moment. 275 00:21:40,381 --> 00:21:42,061 One, two, is this on, shit? 276 00:21:42,221 --> 00:21:43,501 Good morning everybody. 277 00:21:43,661 --> 00:21:48,021 Welcome to the exclusive Flamingo Resort, 278 00:21:48,173 --> 00:21:50,661 this pearl of the Adriatic! 279 00:21:50,821 --> 00:21:53,141 - Poor man. - An invalid, and he has to work. 280 00:21:53,876 --> 00:21:55,741 Tragic life story. 281 00:21:55,901 --> 00:22:00,461 Flamingo used to be a West Europeans-only resort. 282 00:22:00,613 --> 00:22:02,333 Today, Flamingo is free! 283 00:22:02,384 --> 00:22:04,424 Fuck this. 284 00:22:05,301 --> 00:22:08,501 - After our presentation... - Like I'm back to school. 285 00:22:08,661 --> 00:22:12,301 Can I get a beer around here? 286 00:22:12,352 --> 00:22:14,872 You will say this is our pearl of the Adriatic! 287 00:22:15,341 --> 00:22:18,101 In the old times, everybody went to the seaside. 288 00:22:18,261 --> 00:22:21,341 - No way, today! - Svendy... 289 00:22:21,501 --> 00:22:25,541 You want a beer? A small one? 290 00:22:25,701 --> 00:22:30,381 Want it? Here's what you get! 291 00:22:30,541 --> 00:22:33,901 You had a bunch of worker's holiday camps all over the coast! 292 00:22:34,061 --> 00:22:36,901 Where are these holiday camps now, if I may ask? 293 00:22:37,061 --> 00:22:38,941 Follow me, please. 294 00:22:42,701 --> 00:22:45,461 Sorry, catch you later. 295 00:22:45,621 --> 00:22:50,301 In free Croatia only. Even an invalid can earn his daily bread. 296 00:22:53,503 --> 00:22:55,423 Let's go. Get up. 297 00:22:55,701 --> 00:22:58,392 Go ahead. I want a waiter. 298 00:22:58,443 --> 00:23:00,283 Everybody's gone! 299 00:23:08,590 --> 00:23:12,621 You've reached SOS Bank Call center. 300 00:23:13,066 --> 00:23:15,465 All our operators are busy at the moment. 301 00:23:15,793 --> 00:23:18,661 You are currently no. 14 in the queue. 302 00:23:18,821 --> 00:23:21,661 That is why those “holiday camps” 303 00:23:21,945 --> 00:23:24,665 today look... like this! 304 00:23:25,955 --> 00:23:28,195 Vacation is not, shit, just for everyone! 305 00:23:28,329 --> 00:23:31,170 One has to earn it! 306 00:23:31,221 --> 00:23:33,621 Vacation is for people like you! 307 00:23:33,781 --> 00:23:36,181 You broke free from Communism! 308 00:23:36,381 --> 00:23:39,021 You took control of your destiny! 309 00:23:39,441 --> 00:23:43,457 You are the true winners! Congratulations! Follow me! 310 00:23:44,406 --> 00:23:46,086 This guy's full of bullshit. 311 00:23:46,301 --> 00:23:48,581 - He's full of bullshit. - Shut up, both of you. 312 00:23:48,741 --> 00:23:52,501 Before you make this major step in your life, 313 00:23:52,661 --> 00:23:56,541 let's make a toast to our newlyweds, 314 00:23:56,701 --> 00:24:00,461 a couple from the friendly city of Nis! 315 00:24:01,261 --> 00:24:06,701 - We're busted. - Lovely Dragana and hefty Slobodan. 316 00:24:07,370 --> 00:24:11,610 Flammy... one big hug for our dear guests! 317 00:24:11,661 --> 00:24:13,461 That's a good one! 318 00:24:21,661 --> 00:24:24,501 - You really shouldn't have... - Look at him! 319 00:24:25,301 --> 00:24:27,341 It's a stark. 320 00:24:28,541 --> 00:24:30,021 Waiter! 321 00:24:34,452 --> 00:24:37,572 You are currently no. 9 in the queue. 322 00:24:39,783 --> 00:24:41,143 Good morning. 323 00:24:41,194 --> 00:24:44,300 My name is Mladen, I will be your host today. 324 00:24:44,820 --> 00:24:48,580 - If you have any question at all... - I've got one. 325 00:24:51,456 --> 00:24:53,816 - Who said you can sit here? - Come on! 326 00:24:57,261 --> 00:24:59,781 Guy over there. The Slovenian, my boss. 327 00:25:00,168 --> 00:25:02,355 - The invalid? - Seriously disabled. 328 00:25:02,406 --> 00:25:05,285 - From the war? - You hear the man. Slovenian. 329 00:25:05,336 --> 00:25:06,856 Nobody can understand them, 330 00:25:06,907 --> 00:25:08,840 why would anybody fight against them? 331 00:25:09,932 --> 00:25:12,812 Although... they fuck you Serbs over. 332 00:25:14,301 --> 00:25:16,661 You speak our language? Bosnian? 333 00:25:18,621 --> 00:25:20,621 A little... But I understand everything. 334 00:25:22,781 --> 00:25:25,541 - The pushy guy, huh?! - Go ahead, draw. 335 00:25:25,592 --> 00:25:28,192 I go for a beer, you're here for my kidney. 336 00:25:28,461 --> 00:25:30,996 You want my kidney? Where do I sign? 337 00:25:32,261 --> 00:25:34,701 - He's joking. - I know. 338 00:25:34,752 --> 00:25:36,112 Joking, my ass. 339 00:25:36,763 --> 00:25:39,097 - Where are you from, buddy? - Belgrade. 340 00:25:42,639 --> 00:25:44,799 - Where are you going? - To fetch the waiter. 341 00:25:45,101 --> 00:25:46,901 Or to get these papers for the kidney. 342 00:25:48,301 --> 00:25:50,341 Do your stuff. I'll manage alone. 343 00:25:50,501 --> 00:25:52,308 Your fucking free vacation. 344 00:25:52,359 --> 00:25:54,425 Domestic or German beer? 345 00:25:56,073 --> 00:25:57,233 German. 346 00:25:59,798 --> 00:26:01,158 They've got German. 347 00:26:01,209 --> 00:26:03,009 Easy to please... 348 00:26:13,701 --> 00:26:17,381 Bosnian prick. We get only scumbags from there. 349 00:26:17,564 --> 00:26:19,964 That's what you get 350 00:26:20,101 --> 00:26:22,101 when you fuck the boss's wife. 351 00:26:22,421 --> 00:26:25,501 Maybe he thinks that I've fallen in love with you. 352 00:26:25,661 --> 00:26:29,941 A man who sold a 99 years deal to a person dying of cancer? 353 00:26:31,781 --> 00:26:33,581 He an fall in love? 354 00:26:33,741 --> 00:26:37,781 I was coked-up. I thought we are all immortal. 355 00:26:44,021 --> 00:26:46,141 I gave him comfort. 356 00:26:52,214 --> 00:26:55,334 At least half of these poor fuckers are dead meat. 357 00:26:58,221 --> 00:27:01,301 Too bad I didn't get the Croatian war veteran. 358 00:27:02,038 --> 00:27:04,558 I would've wrapped him up in half an hour. 359 00:27:07,701 --> 00:27:10,941 The Macedonian hag is dead, only she doesn't know it yet. 360 00:27:10,992 --> 00:27:12,352 Check out fatso's tits. 361 00:27:13,541 --> 00:27:17,021 She left a suckling baby at home. Typical fly-by. 362 00:27:18,501 --> 00:27:22,621 You're not a buyer if you're wasting money on baby shit. 363 00:27:24,741 --> 00:27:28,781 Tuzla. Video rental store owner. Proletarian. 364 00:27:29,301 --> 00:27:30,941 Look here! 365 00:27:32,224 --> 00:27:33,464 Bosnian war veteran. 366 00:27:36,913 --> 00:27:41,033 The hillbilly carries some serious cash though. 367 00:27:43,861 --> 00:27:47,010 Last ice cream, kid. The rest of the money goes to 368 00:27:47,061 --> 00:27:48,861 uncle Mladen, for the deposit. 369 00:27:52,821 --> 00:27:55,141 I don't want the kid to catch cold. 370 00:27:55,204 --> 00:27:57,305 * 371 00:27:58,352 --> 00:27:59,930 * 372 00:28:02,735 --> 00:28:05,719 * 373 00:28:06,430 --> 00:28:08,094 * 374 00:28:08,985 --> 00:28:10,477 * 375 00:28:13,149 --> 00:28:15,165 * 376 00:28:15,216 --> 00:28:16,227 * 377 00:28:16,415 --> 00:28:17,883 * 378 00:28:18,071 --> 00:28:20,368 * 379 00:28:20,610 --> 00:28:23,446 * 380 00:28:24,173 --> 00:28:27,508 * 381 00:28:27,712 --> 00:28:28,782 * 382 00:28:29,079 --> 00:28:31,665 * 383 00:28:33,212 --> 00:28:35,094 * 384 00:28:35,758 --> 00:28:37,204 * 385 00:28:38,673 --> 00:28:39,758 * 386 00:28:40,063 --> 00:28:44,102 * 387 00:28:44,157 --> 00:28:48,461 * 388 00:28:48,875 --> 00:28:49,875 * 389 00:28:49,945 --> 00:28:51,242 * 390 00:28:52,633 --> 00:28:53,781 * 391 00:28:56,063 --> 00:28:57,250 * 392 00:28:57,336 --> 00:29:01,203 * 393 00:29:01,254 --> 00:29:04,461 * 394 00:29:04,680 --> 00:29:07,734 * 395 00:29:07,797 --> 00:29:11,484 * 396 00:29:11,641 --> 00:29:14,164 * 397 00:29:15,180 --> 00:29:17,375 * 398 00:29:17,516 --> 00:29:19,938 * 399 00:29:20,500 --> 00:29:23,070 * 400 00:29:24,586 --> 00:29:26,766 * 401 00:29:26,953 --> 00:29:28,352 * 402 00:29:29,750 --> 00:29:33,195 * 403 00:29:33,359 --> 00:29:38,250 * 404 00:29:38,398 --> 00:29:40,313 * 405 00:29:40,406 --> 00:29:43,531 * 406 00:29:44,313 --> 00:29:49,547 * 407 00:29:49,961 --> 00:29:51,844 * 408 00:29:52,508 --> 00:29:53,648 * 409 00:29:54,031 --> 00:29:56,398 * 410 00:29:56,813 --> 00:30:00,461 * 411 00:30:01,984 --> 00:30:04,906 * 412 00:30:04,957 --> 00:30:07,335 * 413 00:30:07,406 --> 00:30:09,328 * 414 00:30:09,563 --> 00:30:11,531 * 415 00:30:11,883 --> 00:30:13,641 * 416 00:30:13,773 --> 00:30:16,328 * 417 00:30:16,438 --> 00:30:17,570 * 418 00:30:18,180 --> 00:30:20,086 * 419 00:30:20,288 --> 00:30:21,319 * 420 00:30:21,370 --> 00:30:25,296 * 421 00:30:25,461 --> 00:30:27,602 * 422 00:30:27,653 --> 00:30:30,523 * 423 00:30:30,574 --> 00:30:33,906 * 424 00:30:34,016 --> 00:30:35,156 * 425 00:30:35,914 --> 00:30:40,133 * 426 00:30:40,184 --> 00:30:41,844 * 427 00:30:42,297 --> 00:30:44,164 * 428 00:30:44,352 --> 00:30:46,063 * 429 00:30:46,813 --> 00:30:48,469 * 430 00:30:51,843 --> 00:30:55,289 * 431 00:30:55,340 --> 00:30:56,578 * 432 00:30:56,852 --> 00:30:59,468 * 433 00:30:59,519 --> 00:31:02,332 * 434 00:31:02,383 --> 00:31:03,438 * 435 00:31:03,547 --> 00:31:07,680 * 436 00:31:07,922 --> 00:31:10,820 * 437 00:31:10,906 --> 00:31:16,273 * 438 00:31:16,656 --> 00:31:19,171 * 439 00:31:19,242 --> 00:31:23,289 * 440 00:31:23,340 --> 00:31:27,102 * 441 00:31:27,445 --> 00:31:30,281 * 442 00:31:30,546 --> 00:31:32,468 * 443 00:31:34,711 --> 00:31:36,625 * 444 00:31:37,375 --> 00:31:39,180 * 445 00:31:41,648 --> 00:31:42,914 * 446 00:31:43,617 --> 00:31:45,953 * 447 00:31:47,336 --> 00:31:48,352 * 448 00:31:49,281 --> 00:31:50,789 * 449 00:31:51,258 --> 00:31:53,453 * 450 00:31:57,148 --> 00:31:59,000 * 451 00:32:00,805 --> 00:32:04,039 * 452 00:32:10,477 --> 00:32:11,789 * 453 00:32:12,945 --> 00:32:14,046 * 454 00:32:15,992 --> 00:32:20,914 * 455 00:32:21,328 --> 00:32:24,672 * 456 00:32:24,883 --> 00:32:26,422 * 457 00:32:27,078 --> 00:32:28,484 * 458 00:32:32,805 --> 00:32:33,938 * 459 00:32:34,258 --> 00:32:37,109 * 460 00:32:37,398 --> 00:32:39,820 * 461 00:32:40,141 --> 00:32:45,398 * 462 00:32:45,828 --> 00:32:47,438 * 463 00:32:47,805 --> 00:32:51,523 * 464 00:32:52,961 --> 00:32:56,664 * 465 00:32:56,844 --> 00:32:58,758 * 466 00:32:58,809 --> 00:33:00,617 * 467 00:33:01,047 --> 00:33:03,930 * 468 00:33:04,508 --> 00:33:06,750 * 469 00:33:06,945 --> 00:33:08,414 * 470 00:33:08,465 --> 00:33:09,977 * 471 00:33:10,289 --> 00:33:13,531 * 472 00:33:14,148 --> 00:33:16,664 * 473 00:33:16,828 --> 00:33:19,492 * 474 00:33:20,563 --> 00:33:22,609 * 475 00:33:23,055 --> 00:33:25,750 * 476 00:33:26,453 --> 00:33:27,828 * 477 00:33:30,063 --> 00:33:32,516 * 478 00:33:36,156 --> 00:33:37,305 * 479 00:33:38,227 --> 00:33:39,234 * 480 00:33:41,703 --> 00:33:46,508 * 481 00:33:47,391 --> 00:33:50,000 * 482 00:33:50,148 --> 00:33:51,813 * 483 00:33:51,864 --> 00:33:53,438 * 484 00:34:06,590 --> 00:34:08,990 How many of you have already been on a vacation? 485 00:34:13,630 --> 00:34:15,750 Don't lie, we've never been on a vacation. 486 00:34:15,910 --> 00:34:17,870 We are now. 487 00:34:17,921 --> 00:34:20,321 You, you, you.. 488 00:34:20,372 --> 00:34:21,852 Almost everyone! 489 00:34:21,903 --> 00:34:23,303 Does a field trip count? 490 00:34:23,555 --> 00:34:26,215 Vacationing is important! 491 00:34:26,470 --> 00:34:29,950 But, once you go back home, what do you have from it? 492 00:34:30,499 --> 00:34:33,859 A couple of color photos that end up in a drawer. 493 00:34:33,910 --> 00:34:36,430 Some won't have even that. 494 00:34:37,990 --> 00:34:41,926 So I forgot the fucking camera. Kill me now! 495 00:34:43,736 --> 00:34:46,754 Don't worry, Dad, I'll draw you. 496 00:34:48,790 --> 00:34:52,510 Where is all the money spent for vacation? 497 00:34:52,561 --> 00:34:54,761 Gone! Vanished! 498 00:34:55,030 --> 00:34:57,590 Lost forever! 499 00:34:57,678 --> 00:34:59,518 That's not real money, right? 500 00:34:59,750 --> 00:35:02,070 That's all false values, my Svendy. 501 00:35:02,230 --> 00:35:04,350 Who cares? 502 00:35:05,159 --> 00:35:07,878 * 503 00:35:08,331 --> 00:35:12,683 * 504 00:35:13,542 --> 00:35:15,831 * 505 00:35:15,886 --> 00:35:19,003 * 506 00:35:20,034 --> 00:35:24,636 * 507 00:35:24,687 --> 00:35:26,589 * 508 00:35:26,714 --> 00:35:27,737 * 509 00:35:28,698 --> 00:35:30,471 * 510 00:35:30,526 --> 00:35:34,518 * 511 00:35:34,987 --> 00:35:36,745 * 512 00:35:37,222 --> 00:35:39,331 * 513 00:35:39,550 --> 00:35:41,612 * 514 00:35:43,616 --> 00:35:46,696 Salesman of the month is on his knees! 515 00:35:46,817 --> 00:35:49,604 - Oh my God! - Hey, Serb... 516 00:35:49,896 --> 00:35:53,576 Repent with me, Pedro, a servant of God. 517 00:35:53,627 --> 00:35:56,787 - No, thanks. - Great. I mean... 518 00:35:56,838 --> 00:36:02,354 I'd feel great if Metod gave me Southern hillbillies. 519 00:36:02,605 --> 00:36:05,325 The old hag got the newlyweds? 520 00:36:05,376 --> 00:36:07,616 He's fucking over his best salesman, 521 00:36:07,667 --> 00:36:09,787 torturing him like they tortured Jesus. 522 00:36:12,336 --> 00:36:14,136 What about your clients? 523 00:36:15,593 --> 00:36:18,713 Nice people. Father and daughter. Intellectuals. 524 00:36:21,368 --> 00:36:24,728 Now, just a line of good old... 525 00:36:26,096 --> 00:36:28,776 H, to relax. 526 00:36:29,416 --> 00:36:31,256 And that's it. 527 00:36:36,496 --> 00:36:41,776 The best Flamingo salesman having troubles with his prostate? 528 00:36:41,936 --> 00:36:45,216 Shaking off is a problem, too. Wanna help? 529 00:36:46,194 --> 00:36:49,143 Of course! Out of respect! 530 00:36:49,656 --> 00:36:52,729 Get away from me, you crazy bitch! 531 00:36:52,780 --> 00:36:55,220 Just go ahead and shag, shag. 532 00:36:56,945 --> 00:36:59,465 Batric loves faggots. 533 00:36:59,602 --> 00:37:03,042 More faggots, more pussy for Batric. 534 00:37:04,722 --> 00:37:07,842 Batric likes to bang women. 535 00:37:07,947 --> 00:37:10,427 Because women make shopping decisions. 536 00:37:12,536 --> 00:37:15,536 That's why I'd fuck the fat lady. I'd fuck her husband, too, 537 00:37:15,587 --> 00:37:17,827 if they sign. 538 00:37:19,776 --> 00:37:22,976 Homey Pedro... homo Pedro, you look pale. 539 00:37:24,096 --> 00:37:26,456 Hundred Euro says, 540 00:37:26,507 --> 00:37:29,405 that this little prick is packing his bags tomorrow. 541 00:37:29,456 --> 00:37:31,056 I'm in. 542 00:37:36,336 --> 00:37:38,576 You little cunt. 543 00:37:41,242 --> 00:37:43,242 You take care of it. 544 00:37:43,536 --> 00:37:48,216 Thanks, man. How come you're so cool? 545 00:37:48,712 --> 00:37:50,440 I got my lucky pen. 546 00:37:51,819 --> 00:37:55,779 Check this out. Montblanc, 5000 Kunas. 547 00:37:56,401 --> 00:37:59,085 For your lucky pen. 548 00:37:59,136 --> 00:38:01,216 You'll be okay. Come here. 549 00:38:12,923 --> 00:38:14,823 Can I just touch it? 550 00:38:21,296 --> 00:38:23,016 Can I kiss it? 551 00:38:25,667 --> 00:38:27,667 I'm good now. 552 00:38:41,257 --> 00:38:44,976 Our mascot and our agents will take you inside 553 00:38:45,136 --> 00:38:49,216 to continue with individual presentations. 554 00:38:53,536 --> 00:38:57,856 These who do not attend lose the right to a free vacation! 555 00:38:58,536 --> 00:39:02,216 My dear agents, please show our dear guests inside! 556 00:39:04,456 --> 00:39:06,696 Let's go. Come on. 557 00:39:06,852 --> 00:39:09,972 - Paying in installments is an option? - Let's go. 558 00:39:10,236 --> 00:39:14,516 - Some real food inside? - Of course, anything you want! 559 00:39:16,896 --> 00:39:19,216 - This is regular procedure. - Sit! 560 00:39:21,051 --> 00:39:23,291 You're from Vienna, you obey the rules. 561 00:39:23,576 --> 00:39:24,696 Go. 562 00:39:47,496 --> 00:39:49,536 Marital status? 563 00:39:50,776 --> 00:39:52,176 Active. 564 00:39:52,794 --> 00:39:54,714 Years of marriage? 565 00:39:54,936 --> 00:39:57,096 Six, or seven? 566 00:39:57,736 --> 00:39:59,136 Let's say, seven. 567 00:39:59,725 --> 00:40:02,565 Education qualifications? 568 00:40:05,816 --> 00:40:08,016 Annual income? 569 00:40:13,425 --> 00:40:15,345 Rascals... 570 00:40:17,722 --> 00:40:20,121 Look at this... real bliss. 571 00:40:20,946 --> 00:40:24,691 - Are we going to swim? - When we pluck up courage. 572 00:40:24,835 --> 00:40:28,395 - I already plucked it. - Really? Give me five. 573 00:40:32,696 --> 00:40:35,277 Annual income? Do I lie again? 574 00:40:35,616 --> 00:40:37,936 Lie if you plucked up your courage. 575 00:40:38,376 --> 00:40:39,376 Have you? 576 00:40:40,254 --> 00:40:43,496 - Let's see if Mom has the courage. - Omer! Don't! 577 00:40:44,496 --> 00:40:45,976 Let's see it! 578 00:40:46,136 --> 00:40:48,696 You two! 579 00:40:48,856 --> 00:40:52,699 This is exactly the same form we already filled in Nis, 580 00:40:52,750 --> 00:40:55,300 when we got the... voucher. 581 00:40:56,816 --> 00:40:59,256 Why do I have to do it all over again? 582 00:40:59,416 --> 00:41:02,776 It seems that your husband doesn't mind. Right. Slobodan? 583 00:41:02,936 --> 00:41:05,736 Teachers are used to filling up things. 584 00:41:06,416 --> 00:41:10,096 - They're really good at filling up. - Come on... 585 00:41:11,296 --> 00:41:14,376 Lady... we are on our honeymoon. 586 00:41:14,497 --> 00:41:16,897 Forms and romance don't match. 587 00:41:17,376 --> 00:41:22,216 Wipe your tears, my dear 588 00:41:22,700 --> 00:41:27,855 Wipe your tears, Your whole life lies ahead of you 589 00:41:28,878 --> 00:41:31,230 Don't let the... 590 00:41:32,402 --> 00:41:34,332 This one's even crazier than our guy. 591 00:41:37,865 --> 00:41:40,305 My husband sang this to me on our honeymoon. 592 00:41:41,216 --> 00:41:43,896 We were young, just like you are now. 593 00:41:43,994 --> 00:41:46,314 A week in Dubrovnik. 594 00:41:46,396 --> 00:41:49,636 A dream come true... romance! 595 00:41:50,776 --> 00:41:52,816 I'm so happy for you. 596 00:41:53,776 --> 00:41:55,976 Six months later, he was dead. 597 00:41:56,386 --> 00:41:57,800 Pancreas cancer. 598 00:41:58,936 --> 00:42:01,336 We're sorry, truly. 599 00:42:03,325 --> 00:42:04,605 Extremely. 600 00:42:04,656 --> 00:42:07,456 No smoking here. We care about your health. 601 00:42:09,016 --> 00:42:12,656 We hoped I'd get pregnant in Opatija. 602 00:42:15,256 --> 00:42:16,707 It wasn't meant to be. 603 00:42:16,891 --> 00:42:19,566 And you? Do you plan any children? 604 00:42:23,468 --> 00:42:26,386 I have to go to the toilet. He'll finish this. 605 00:42:27,936 --> 00:42:29,136 She's sick? 606 00:42:30,496 --> 00:42:32,269 Bitch lies like a dog. 607 00:42:32,320 --> 00:42:35,440 She keeps telling the same story. She never had a husband. 608 00:42:35,676 --> 00:42:37,556 - You should know that. - Really? 609 00:42:38,298 --> 00:42:41,098 She's a lesbian. You better watch yourself. 610 00:42:41,149 --> 00:42:44,744 Sugar, you can ask for another agent. 611 00:42:45,096 --> 00:42:48,936 I'd be really good to you. I'll be good to your man, if I need to. 612 00:42:50,376 --> 00:42:52,936 I can see that I turn you on. 613 00:42:54,496 --> 00:42:56,016 It's only natural. 614 00:42:56,777 --> 00:43:00,589 Type in your PIN. 615 00:43:05,050 --> 00:43:07,479 All our operators are busy at the moment. 616 00:43:07,530 --> 00:43:09,879 Estimated hold time is... 14 minutes. 617 00:43:14,016 --> 00:43:15,896 - Maybe she's pregnant? - No way! 618 00:43:16,391 --> 00:43:19,988 - Too much in the sun, maybe. - Maybe. 619 00:43:20,816 --> 00:43:24,293 And maybe an ownership over a condo 620 00:43:24,418 --> 00:43:26,978 is the right thing for newlyweds. 621 00:43:27,745 --> 00:43:29,945 Let me finish this first. 622 00:43:29,996 --> 00:43:33,385 What about this? Education qualifications? 623 00:43:33,616 --> 00:43:35,776 Airport tower? 624 00:43:36,160 --> 00:43:37,925 Put down, "Croat war veteran”. 625 00:43:38,210 --> 00:43:40,496 Got anything against this college? 626 00:43:40,973 --> 00:43:46,453 No! I say it's worth more than a PhD. 627 00:43:49,056 --> 00:43:51,616 Why do I get the feeling that you're fucking with me? 628 00:43:51,667 --> 00:43:52,947 Who, me? 629 00:43:53,272 --> 00:43:55,952 You've got my deepest respect. 630 00:43:56,182 --> 00:43:58,371 I got you by the balls now. 631 00:43:58,463 --> 00:44:01,623 Do I put income in Kunas or Euros? 632 00:44:03,577 --> 00:44:06,497 Even if I thought of buying something from you, now I won't. 633 00:44:06,548 --> 00:44:08,308 Call the manager. Now! 634 00:44:08,504 --> 00:44:09,904 What's up, boys? 635 00:44:10,517 --> 00:44:14,121 Can't wait to hear our special VIP offer? 636 00:44:14,172 --> 00:44:17,211 This sissy here never said a thing about it. 637 00:44:17,262 --> 00:44:18,982 You don't like me? 638 00:44:19,658 --> 00:44:23,018 I like you so much... 639 00:44:23,776 --> 00:44:27,129 I've got the brains, he's got the legs. 640 00:44:27,414 --> 00:44:29,614 We, defenders... 641 00:44:30,778 --> 00:44:32,538 We can easily work something out. 642 00:44:33,827 --> 00:44:36,267 - Where did you fight? - You name it. 643 00:44:37,662 --> 00:44:40,113 That's a real man, you sleazebag. 644 00:44:40,896 --> 00:44:43,496 I couldn't agree with you more. 645 00:44:43,843 --> 00:44:46,283 - Where is your agent? - I sent him to get a beer. 646 00:44:46,459 --> 00:44:47,659 German beer! 647 00:44:47,710 --> 00:44:50,098 No alcohol in this stage of presentation! 648 00:44:50,216 --> 00:44:52,691 Only a sober man can change his life! 649 00:44:52,742 --> 00:44:56,542 Maybe in your fucking Europe, you sober cunt! 650 00:44:56,858 --> 00:44:58,818 You can leave this to your children. 651 00:44:59,096 --> 00:45:00,776 We've got no children. 652 00:45:03,096 --> 00:45:05,616 Don't fuck with me, it says here "one son”. 653 00:45:07,494 --> 00:45:10,614 Milena! You put Bora in these. 654 00:45:13,096 --> 00:45:15,096 How could I not put him in? 655 00:45:17,459 --> 00:45:20,979 He is dead, you stupid woman. 14 years now. 656 00:45:22,915 --> 00:45:24,395 Dead! 657 00:45:28,717 --> 00:45:32,917 Love is the most beautiful thing in life. 658 00:45:33,971 --> 00:45:38,091 When you've got a summer house you can use it for 52 weeks per year. 659 00:45:38,142 --> 00:45:40,205 52 weeks to use it... 660 00:45:40,256 --> 00:45:43,176 you've got 52 weeks available to use it... 661 00:45:43,227 --> 00:45:47,348 - to use it... - But how much do you really use it? 662 00:45:47,399 --> 00:45:49,500 You spend there a week or two in the summer. 663 00:45:49,551 --> 00:45:51,667 A week or two, in the summer... 664 00:45:51,718 --> 00:45:54,856 - A week or... - You just keep on with your bullshit. 665 00:45:54,907 --> 00:45:57,840 - For the summer... - a week or two. 666 00:45:58,900 --> 00:46:02,540 - And the maintenance, you pay... - ..for all 52 weeks. 667 00:46:02,591 --> 00:46:05,012 For the maintenance, you pay all 52 weeks. 668 00:46:05,063 --> 00:46:08,205 You can't use my account! I'll lose my veteran pension! 669 00:46:08,256 --> 00:46:09,598 How can that be profitable? 670 00:46:09,649 --> 00:46:13,209 - How can that be profitable? - No way. 671 00:46:13,419 --> 00:46:16,579 How can that be profitable? 672 00:46:16,754 --> 00:46:19,074 - Suck my dick! - No way. 673 00:46:19,936 --> 00:46:22,776 Fifty two weeks! How can that be profitable? 674 00:46:23,216 --> 00:46:25,746 I maintain the grave of my Bora. 675 00:46:25,797 --> 00:46:28,317 Fifty two weeks... every day. 676 00:46:28,421 --> 00:46:33,861 In the summer, you use one or two weeks out of fifty two... 677 00:46:39,466 --> 00:46:42,066 Don't move. I'll just go to... 678 00:46:42,117 --> 00:46:43,449 Can you repeat that? 679 00:46:45,301 --> 00:46:46,656 When you use.. 680 00:46:46,816 --> 00:46:49,896 From zero to hero, from zero to hero... 681 00:46:51,776 --> 00:46:54,856 - What's this? A cult? - Like you would know. 682 00:46:55,016 --> 00:46:58,616 You threaten an 80-year-old woman with eviction? A shot of rakia. 683 00:46:59,369 --> 00:47:00,569 - What? - Rakia. 684 00:47:00,620 --> 00:47:03,940 Contract? Do you really think that I carry the contract with me? 685 00:47:06,996 --> 00:47:08,336 Another shot. 686 00:47:08,387 --> 00:47:12,507 It says that the place goes to auction if you are three months overdue? 687 00:47:12,768 --> 00:47:14,535 I don't care if it's fucking four, 688 00:47:14,586 --> 00:47:18,146 I've been paying regularly for five years now! 689 00:47:18,395 --> 00:47:20,995 You'll get your money by the end of the week! 690 00:47:21,178 --> 00:47:23,405 I saw what you got from that asshole. 691 00:47:23,456 --> 00:47:25,976 If you were screwing my wife, I'd simply kill you. 692 00:47:26,027 --> 00:47:30,507 Without such a nasty revenge! But I'm a man. I'll help you. 693 00:47:30,612 --> 00:47:32,372 I got a great deal for you. 694 00:47:35,816 --> 00:47:37,216 Come here. 695 00:47:37,267 --> 00:47:38,907 You give me that Bosnian guy, 696 00:47:39,176 --> 00:47:40,936 and I give you the Viennese couple. 697 00:47:41,096 --> 00:47:43,016 Viennese? 698 00:47:44,282 --> 00:47:46,002 Sanitation manager? 699 00:47:47,536 --> 00:47:49,191 Public toilet cleaner? 700 00:47:51,598 --> 00:47:54,038 Try to fool one of the new guys. 701 00:47:54,136 --> 00:47:56,336 - The dwarf, maybe. - I'm begging you. 702 00:47:56,621 --> 00:47:58,340 Half of your commission. 703 00:47:59,776 --> 00:48:02,536 - You've got no heart, Savic. - Thanks. 704 00:48:04,416 --> 00:48:06,896 You can kiss self-management goodbye! 705 00:48:06,947 --> 00:48:09,707 Back to work, shit, now! Good luck, Savic. 706 00:48:14,656 --> 00:48:16,616 - Thank you. - Coffee... 707 00:48:16,667 --> 00:48:18,067 You shouldn't have... 708 00:48:19,113 --> 00:48:20,673 We filled everything in. 709 00:48:20,724 --> 00:48:22,724 - Bravo. - Wait! 710 00:48:22,977 --> 00:48:24,817 Where's my beer? 711 00:48:27,056 --> 00:48:30,536 The Slovenian guy is strict about it. Real asshole. 712 00:48:30,587 --> 00:48:31,987 But... 713 00:48:32,324 --> 00:48:34,137 I've got these. 714 00:48:34,369 --> 00:48:37,199 - Anything for the client. - This is good. 715 00:48:37,349 --> 00:48:40,229 - Dad, you're boozing again? - Omer, don't. 716 00:48:40,616 --> 00:48:42,426 Leave me alone. 717 00:48:43,738 --> 00:48:44,898 Shame on you. 718 00:48:44,949 --> 00:48:48,309 Spilling the booze, while children in Africa stay sober. 719 00:48:53,002 --> 00:48:54,162 Omer... 720 00:48:55,976 --> 00:49:00,016 Take mine. I'll lose my job. 721 00:49:02,296 --> 00:49:05,336 Look, now... 722 00:49:05,496 --> 00:49:09,936 We answered all your questions. I've got a question for you now. 723 00:49:10,096 --> 00:49:12,156 - Okay? - Okay. 724 00:49:12,207 --> 00:49:16,336 May 25th, 1995. Does this date tell you anything? 725 00:49:16,496 --> 00:49:18,976 - Omer, please, we're on a holiday... - Zip it. 726 00:49:21,285 --> 00:49:22,485 The Youth Day? 727 00:49:23,576 --> 00:49:25,936 Fifteen years since the death of Comrade Tito. 728 00:49:25,987 --> 00:49:28,987 - Bravo. That's right... - Mladen. 729 00:49:29,256 --> 00:49:32,137 - You did military service? - Back in 1988. 730 00:49:32,536 --> 00:49:34,296 Bravo. I served in 1980. 731 00:49:34,776 --> 00:49:37,936 The very year Comrade Tito died. 732 00:49:38,376 --> 00:49:40,652 - You watched the funeral? - Yes. 733 00:49:41,676 --> 00:49:45,896 During the funeral, we stood six hours in front of the TV. 734 00:49:46,056 --> 00:49:48,936 The whole company. Six hours. 735 00:49:50,036 --> 00:49:52,916 - Like this! - Take it easy. 736 00:49:53,336 --> 00:49:56,488 Like this... 'Ten-hut! 737 00:49:57,216 --> 00:50:00,816 The captain shouts: "Salute to the TV!" 738 00:50:02,055 --> 00:50:05,415 And for six hours, we salute the TV. 739 00:50:05,896 --> 00:50:09,016 Six hours, during the whole funeral. 740 00:50:09,531 --> 00:50:11,293 The whole company! 741 00:50:11,344 --> 00:50:14,113 But the soldiers start to fall. 742 00:50:14,164 --> 00:50:16,764 They pass out and fall. 743 00:50:17,136 --> 00:50:20,176 Belgrade boys, like you. 744 00:50:20,445 --> 00:50:21,765 You don't give a fuck 745 00:50:21,816 --> 00:50:25,336 the whole world came to pay respects to our Marshall! 746 00:50:25,496 --> 00:50:28,016 They went down already when Brezhnev was there. 747 00:50:28,067 --> 00:50:31,187 Before Todor Zhivkov. Nicolae Ceausescu. 748 00:50:31,456 --> 00:50:35,336 Erich Honecker, Sekou Toure, Hua Guofeng. 749 00:50:35,496 --> 00:50:38,456 Margaret Thatcher, Anwar El Sadat 750 00:50:38,507 --> 00:50:40,587 Saddam Hussein, God rest his soul, 751 00:50:40,683 --> 00:50:43,403 Indira Gandhi, and that Kraut... 752 00:50:44,363 --> 00:50:47,043 The German guy, Genscher, Helmut Schmidt. 753 00:50:47,179 --> 00:50:50,099 - Kenneth Kaundal. - Sit down, people stare. 754 00:50:50,197 --> 00:50:52,357 Great army story! 755 00:50:52,650 --> 00:50:56,449 I had a guy from Bosnia in my company, he was just like you. 756 00:50:56,539 --> 00:51:00,090 He could say "Long live the Communist party" while burping! 757 00:51:05,056 --> 00:51:08,376 At Kim Il-Sung, half of the company was down. 758 00:51:08,536 --> 00:51:10,776 The captain is almost gone.. 759 00:51:10,827 --> 00:51:12,441 But he is still on his feet. 760 00:51:12,492 --> 00:51:14,527 While I stand there... like a rock. 761 00:51:15,223 --> 00:51:16,383 Like a rock! 762 00:51:16,434 --> 00:51:18,160 Vacationing is not for such fools. 763 00:51:18,211 --> 00:51:19,426 Like a rock! 764 00:51:20,376 --> 00:51:23,776 Only a couple of us made it to the end of broadcast. 765 00:51:23,936 --> 00:51:25,256 Congratulations. 766 00:51:25,307 --> 00:51:28,227 The captain says it too, after the broadcast. 767 00:51:28,378 --> 00:51:31,018 He, himself soaked in sweat. But he says, 768 00:51:31,147 --> 00:51:34,307 - Baslagic... congratulations. - Are you done with this? 769 00:51:35,456 --> 00:51:39,016 - And I sit down. - Thank God. 770 00:51:39,067 --> 00:51:40,987 - He'll fuck up our business. - Wait! 771 00:51:41,256 --> 00:51:43,176 A fool like him is a real buyer. 772 00:51:43,336 --> 00:51:45,616 How about you, kid? Where did you serve? 773 00:51:45,667 --> 00:51:48,987 I skipped the Yugoslav Army because of the Croatian war. 774 00:51:49,256 --> 00:51:52,566 It's like you haven't lived at all. 775 00:51:52,617 --> 00:51:55,147 - I agree. - I sit down. 776 00:51:55,329 --> 00:51:57,889 But then... A rerun! 777 00:51:58,656 --> 00:52:00,656 I stand in attention, right away. 778 00:52:00,925 --> 00:52:03,565 I salute. The captain has no other option, he shouts, 779 00:52:03,616 --> 00:52:05,637 - Salute to... - To the TV! 780 00:52:05,688 --> 00:52:06,928 Bravo. 781 00:52:07,086 --> 00:52:08,646 You really fucked them up. 782 00:52:11,696 --> 00:52:13,019 Fucked them up? 783 00:52:13,856 --> 00:52:16,856 I fucked them up? That's how you see it? 784 00:52:17,923 --> 00:52:21,965 I was the last man standing at the end of the rerun. 785 00:52:22,422 --> 00:52:23,742 That's a joke for you? 786 00:52:25,696 --> 00:52:29,582 Belgrade boy... everything in life is just a joke for you. 787 00:52:30,480 --> 00:52:31,582 Everything. 788 00:52:32,510 --> 00:52:37,042 That is why you don't know what happened on May 25th, 1995. 789 00:52:37,093 --> 00:52:39,733 Be still! Be nice, hear me? 790 00:52:41,376 --> 00:52:42,582 I don't know. 791 00:52:42,633 --> 00:52:45,855 A shell, 130... a 130 mm shell. 792 00:52:47,656 --> 00:52:49,416 Straight at the town square. 793 00:52:51,296 --> 00:52:53,176 Full of young people. 794 00:52:55,416 --> 00:52:57,216 Your people fired it from the hills. 795 00:52:58,565 --> 00:53:00,005 My people? 796 00:53:00,559 --> 00:53:04,325 Seventy one killed, 150 wounded. 797 00:53:04,613 --> 00:53:06,379 Between 18 to 23 old. 798 00:53:06,430 --> 00:53:08,110 Don't be a mood killer. 799 00:53:08,388 --> 00:53:12,028 This one here, nagging about me killing the mood, 800 00:53:12,226 --> 00:53:14,506 on a fucking free holiday. 801 00:53:14,979 --> 00:53:16,779 She lost two of her cousins that day. 802 00:53:17,216 --> 00:53:18,616 Almost kids. 803 00:53:19,811 --> 00:53:20,971 Kids. 804 00:53:21,621 --> 00:53:24,797 Unlike you and me, they didn't know the drill command. 805 00:53:24,848 --> 00:53:28,762 “Atomic from the right”, means you have to jump for cover ta your left, 806 00:53:28,813 --> 00:53:31,213 and there was no one there to shout! 807 00:53:32,016 --> 00:53:34,536 Who would shout, anyway? 808 00:53:35,122 --> 00:53:38,082 Who would shout at the town square, like a fool? 809 00:53:38,290 --> 00:53:40,490 “Atomic from the right!” At the town square. 810 00:53:41,009 --> 00:53:42,379 You can't shout like that. 811 00:53:43,856 --> 00:53:45,736 Makes no sense. 812 00:53:47,616 --> 00:53:48,736 Scram, boy, go play. 813 00:53:49,160 --> 00:53:51,298 Stay in my sight, hear me? 814 00:53:51,349 --> 00:53:53,029 Makes no sense. 815 00:53:54,696 --> 00:53:56,736 Omer, please, we're on a holiday. 816 00:53:56,787 --> 00:53:59,107 Nothing will bring back my Saliha and Selima. 817 00:54:17,178 --> 00:54:21,084 - That's all Muslim propaganda... - Quiet down. Mother. 818 00:54:22,376 --> 00:54:26,053 Grown men always end up with army stories. 819 00:54:26,104 --> 00:54:28,064 How pathetic. 820 00:54:29,056 --> 00:54:32,096 But we, women, like to live in the real world. Right? 821 00:54:34,786 --> 00:54:37,066 There's something odd here. 822 00:54:38,324 --> 00:54:40,044 What's odd? 823 00:54:40,251 --> 00:54:42,291 Income. 824 00:54:42,380 --> 00:54:45,069 It doesn't match the number you gave at home. 825 00:54:45,336 --> 00:54:49,056 Come on, Sonja. Let me do my job. 826 00:54:51,194 --> 00:54:53,805 Sometimes, when people are on holiday, 827 00:54:53,856 --> 00:54:55,416 they get more relaxed, 828 00:54:55,467 --> 00:54:57,467 more... honest. 829 00:55:00,056 --> 00:55:02,736 Have some water. It will do you good. 830 00:55:09,096 --> 00:55:13,176 Lying about income could result in holiday cancellation. 831 00:55:14,403 --> 00:55:16,963 Our local field agents were clear about that. 832 00:55:23,651 --> 00:55:25,651 And you signed. 833 00:55:30,715 --> 00:55:32,555 I signed it. 834 00:55:40,435 --> 00:55:43,364 Take me, father. I want to draw some more. 835 00:55:44,776 --> 00:55:46,536 Fuck the vacation and everything. 836 00:55:46,696 --> 00:55:48,936 A perfect place for children, isn't it? 837 00:55:49,096 --> 00:55:51,216 Does it really have to be that way? 838 00:55:51,509 --> 00:55:52,898 It has to be! 839 00:55:58,682 --> 00:55:59,842 But then again, not. 840 00:56:01,856 --> 00:56:07,226 For some reason, this Serbian loser likes you. 841 00:56:10,637 --> 00:56:13,117 No one has to see this. 842 00:56:14,136 --> 00:56:17,376 Is this okay, Baslagic? 843 00:56:22,025 --> 00:56:23,745 Draw something. 844 00:56:24,085 --> 00:56:26,325 You want me to draw you? 845 00:56:26,446 --> 00:56:30,116 When you grow up. That's for big boys, only. 846 00:56:32,245 --> 00:56:34,005 Now sit here and think about it. 847 00:56:34,056 --> 00:56:38,296 I need your salesman for consultation. 848 00:56:38,698 --> 00:56:40,978 I'm sorry, urgent business. 849 00:57:00,056 --> 00:57:03,032 The bad cop role turns you on? 850 00:57:03,232 --> 00:57:06,312 No. I owed you this. 851 00:57:16,241 --> 00:57:17,741 Can we talk? 852 00:57:18,612 --> 00:57:20,132 This part really suits you. 853 00:57:24,240 --> 00:57:25,840 Well done! 854 00:57:26,514 --> 00:57:28,209 You've got a flat tire! 855 00:57:29,363 --> 00:57:30,811 Fucking whore! 856 00:57:36,744 --> 00:57:38,977 What does the lady boss say? Is she canceling us? 857 00:57:39,702 --> 00:57:41,325 No, she won't. 858 00:57:41,625 --> 00:57:44,241 I managed to reason with her. 859 00:57:45,021 --> 00:57:46,381 That's good. 860 00:57:47,983 --> 00:57:50,467 You've got two options, Omer. 861 00:57:50,518 --> 00:57:53,878 You can listen carefully to what I have to say 862 00:57:53,929 --> 00:57:56,499 about this special offer 863 00:57:56,842 --> 00:58:01,282 for a week in the VIP condo. 864 00:58:01,735 --> 00:58:04,255 - We will... - Or... 865 00:58:05,176 --> 00:58:08,342 I can tell you now 866 00:58:08,393 --> 00:58:12,619 what happened or. October 8th, 1991. 867 00:58:14,271 --> 00:58:15,711 What happened to me. 868 00:58:15,762 --> 00:58:18,042 I don't give a fuck about what happened to you. 869 00:58:18,816 --> 00:58:22,136 - Omer, please! - No F words, Daddy. 870 00:58:22,296 --> 00:58:24,456 I swear on my mother's grave. 871 00:58:24,616 --> 00:58:26,776 Scram now, bother someone else. 872 00:58:27,402 --> 00:58:30,802 Who can afford a house on the coast these days? 873 00:58:31,927 --> 00:58:34,487 - Only the crooks. - Only the crooks. 874 00:58:39,120 --> 00:58:40,760 Stupid stork. 875 00:58:43,296 --> 00:58:44,936 What are you drawing? 876 00:58:45,096 --> 00:58:48,616 Look at him... and that stupid haircut! Scram! 877 00:58:50,605 --> 00:58:53,885 Someday, my son will e grateful for this. 878 00:58:54,221 --> 00:58:56,411 I'm already grateful. 879 00:58:56,462 --> 00:58:58,942 You should be. Mothers are sacred. 880 00:59:02,736 --> 00:59:03,736 Skip the kiss. 881 00:59:06,026 --> 00:59:07,666 Die, you little brat! 882 00:59:09,256 --> 00:59:12,376 This is a full discount for two weeks. 883 00:59:15,610 --> 00:59:17,565 An honest, hard working man 884 00:59:17,616 --> 00:59:21,285 deserves even better than a house at the seaside. 885 00:59:21,726 --> 00:59:23,924 Thanks to... this, 886 00:59:26,119 --> 00:59:27,999 It's got air conditioning! 887 00:59:28,856 --> 00:59:30,656 Vacation in a resort 888 00:59:30,707 --> 00:59:33,839 that used to be reserved for foreign guests only. 889 00:59:34,085 --> 00:59:36,245 Do the nudist still come here? 890 00:59:36,405 --> 00:59:38,605 - Milena! - They used to come before the war. 891 00:59:38,929 --> 00:59:42,482 No, madam. We killed them all! 892 00:59:42,533 --> 00:59:45,133 I killed at least three of them! 893 00:59:49,456 --> 00:59:50,776 Just kidding. 894 00:59:52,016 --> 00:59:56,376 Maybe the monthly payment seems too large for you, but... 895 00:59:57,576 --> 01:00:00,856 You won't have to pay a single cent for a whole year. 896 01:00:01,016 --> 01:00:04,416 - Isn't that really... - We get what you're saying. 897 01:00:04,576 --> 01:00:09,010 Bur every couple has some priorities at the beginning. 898 01:00:10,244 --> 01:00:13,385 Maybe in a couple of years... 899 01:00:15,416 --> 01:00:17,216 A couple of years?! 900 01:00:20,216 --> 01:00:23,256 I'm sorry. I'm awfully sorry. 901 01:00:25,718 --> 01:00:29,651 Here... you have an option... 902 01:00:29,845 --> 01:00:32,485 To take a week every other year. 903 01:00:33,045 --> 01:00:34,667 That's not too much, is it? 904 01:00:35,256 --> 01:00:38,965 Do it for me. Please, take it. 905 01:00:39,133 --> 01:00:40,933 You'll save my life. 906 01:00:41,365 --> 01:00:44,085 Please... I'm begging you! 907 01:00:44,136 --> 01:00:46,336 On your fuckin' knees, crazy bitch. 908 01:00:46,496 --> 01:00:50,616 Losing a job at my age is... 909 01:00:50,667 --> 01:00:53,387 Aunt Olga, please don't. 910 01:01:03,616 --> 01:01:05,776 Still a lot of cash. 911 01:01:05,936 --> 01:01:08,976 How much is your commission? Ten percent? 912 01:01:10,628 --> 01:01:13,065 I can pay this, no problem. 913 01:01:13,336 --> 01:01:15,936 But to fuck you up a little is fun. 914 01:01:17,616 --> 01:01:19,736 Now you're going to suck my dick. 915 01:01:20,754 --> 01:01:22,674 He can't get it up, anyway. 916 01:01:27,856 --> 01:01:30,736 Is 2% enough for you? 917 01:01:30,787 --> 01:01:32,587 Shut up. I'm talking business! 918 01:01:32,856 --> 01:01:34,026 We're having a chat. 919 01:01:34,077 --> 01:01:37,346 - Sweets for them, too? - No, they're bad boys. 920 01:01:56,016 --> 01:01:58,656 So, how much does this week of yours cost? 921 01:01:58,816 --> 01:02:03,296 Your week. Maja. Ownership As long as you are alive. 922 01:02:03,565 --> 01:02:05,325 As long as your children are alive. 923 01:02:05,376 --> 01:02:07,930 Grandchildren and great-grandchildren. 924 01:02:08,765 --> 01:02:11,205 For the next 99 years. 925 01:02:11,256 --> 01:02:15,296 Man... if anyone in this country thought 99 years ahead, 926 01:02:15,347 --> 01:02:17,667 we'd never fought against each other. 927 01:02:57,536 --> 01:03:00,136 - Is this in Marks? - No, in peanuts. 928 01:03:01,907 --> 01:03:04,547 This kind of money you make only during the war. 929 01:03:05,928 --> 01:03:08,288 If you are a scumbag. 930 01:03:08,965 --> 01:03:10,445 Okay. 931 01:03:10,496 --> 01:03:13,565 But, if another war breaks out between us 932 01:03:13,616 --> 01:03:15,375 and this time you get rich, 933 01:03:15,426 --> 01:03:19,536 you'll look for me first about this deal, okay? 934 01:03:20,012 --> 01:03:22,885 I'll look for you anyway, Belgrade boy. 935 01:03:22,936 --> 01:03:24,296 Omer, stop it, will you? 936 01:03:24,776 --> 01:03:28,176 Can't you see we're kidding? Toasting with fucking water. 937 01:03:28,496 --> 01:03:30,576 - Cheers. - Cheers. 938 01:03:40,896 --> 01:03:45,696 In Bosnia, you'd call it a price for suckers. 939 01:03:46,059 --> 01:03:47,579 That's the right word. 940 01:03:54,004 --> 01:03:59,084 Would you be more interested if the price suits you? 941 01:04:00,936 --> 01:04:06,216 Well, it always comes down to money. 942 01:04:07,456 --> 01:04:10,496 - It's nice here. Right, Maja? - Yes, it is. 943 01:04:11,019 --> 01:04:12,034 Have you seen Svendy? 944 01:04:12,085 --> 01:04:14,285 He's here somewhere. Do you hear him? 945 01:04:14,336 --> 01:04:16,216 I do, but I have to find Svendy. 946 01:04:17,552 --> 01:04:21,597 Go, it's a man's job anyway. 947 01:04:21,976 --> 01:04:25,576 Have you seen my title boy? Small, chubby. 948 01:04:25,736 --> 01:04:31,216 Now, the best offer for a poor guy like me? 949 01:04:32,651 --> 01:04:34,371 - Free. - Free? 950 01:04:35,491 --> 01:04:37,971 That's a good one. 951 01:04:38,784 --> 01:04:40,864 Svendy, when I get hold of you... 952 01:04:41,195 --> 01:04:43,515 These Bosnians are fucking up our deal. 953 01:04:43,816 --> 01:04:45,856 I can't find him. I'll go look outside. 954 01:04:59,201 --> 01:05:01,441 Let me see it. Come on. 955 01:05:02,035 --> 01:05:05,315 Negotiations between Serbia and Bosnia are going well. 956 01:05:07,296 --> 01:05:11,576 Brotherhood and unity in business. 957 01:05:12,330 --> 01:05:14,570 That's what I call democracy. 958 01:05:14,739 --> 01:05:17,299 Bravo, Savic. Bravo! 959 01:05:21,096 --> 01:05:22,616 Twelve thousand? 960 01:05:24,287 --> 01:05:25,287 That's our secret. 961 01:05:25,693 --> 01:05:29,733 Savic is giving up the lion's share of his commission. 962 01:05:30,365 --> 01:05:32,165 A generous, good man. 963 01:05:32,216 --> 01:05:34,976 I know, but this is not a trifle, either. 964 01:05:35,136 --> 01:05:36,896 Not for a used car. 965 01:05:37,056 --> 01:05:39,976 But for a luxurious VIP condo? 966 01:05:42,016 --> 01:05:44,856 In Bosnia, you have a word for a respectable man? 967 01:05:45,334 --> 01:05:48,205 - The Chief. - Right. VIP, Chief. 968 01:05:48,256 --> 01:05:50,496 - Just like our Mladen, here. - Svendy! 969 01:05:54,056 --> 01:05:59,176 Who else in Tuzla owns a condo at an Adriatic resort? 970 01:05:59,336 --> 01:06:03,936 Not the one you stayed in. A much better condo! 971 01:06:04,096 --> 01:06:06,096 Do you know what VIP means? 972 01:06:06,256 --> 01:06:08,776 Fuck you and fuck VIP! 973 01:06:28,016 --> 01:06:31,056 He threw up! 974 01:06:31,216 --> 01:06:34,736 - I'll give my life for his! - Let them do their job! 975 01:06:35,536 --> 01:06:37,336 My son, my son. 976 01:06:46,438 --> 01:06:48,685 Our dear guests... 977 01:06:48,845 --> 01:06:50,925 Your attention, please! 978 01:06:51,157 --> 01:06:55,096 Everything will be just fine with the little boy 979 01:06:55,147 --> 01:06:59,507 and the Baslagic family will join us in no-time. 980 01:06:59,558 --> 01:07:01,038 What are you talking about?! 981 01:07:01,416 --> 01:07:04,096 The child just tumbled down four meters! 982 01:07:04,616 --> 01:07:11,176 To fall and bleed is nothing to a child! 983 01:07:11,868 --> 01:07:15,445 We've got important business to do! 984 01:07:15,496 --> 01:07:19,736 Business? The ambulance just took a child, you heartless prick! 985 01:07:19,896 --> 01:07:22,688 The kid was a real pain in the ass, still... 986 01:07:22,876 --> 01:07:25,536 Assholes make children, but they can't take care of them. 987 01:07:25,587 --> 01:07:28,827 Why haven't you taken security measures... 988 01:07:30,016 --> 01:07:33,816 To express our care for your well-being, 989 01:07:33,976 --> 01:07:38,776 we're serving right now a buffet with Adriatic cuisine. 990 01:07:38,827 --> 01:07:40,467 Just keep it coming. Come on. 991 01:07:49,708 --> 01:07:53,685 Barbarians! They will never learn manners. 992 01:07:53,736 --> 01:07:56,016 Uncivilized pricks! 993 01:08:11,296 --> 01:08:12,936 You simply have to try this. 994 01:08:12,987 --> 01:08:14,987 Get away from me! 995 01:08:15,896 --> 01:08:18,416 All of you, get away from me! 996 01:08:18,467 --> 01:08:22,267 I'm sorry! I'm so sorry, please... 997 01:08:28,554 --> 01:08:29,816 Jesus Christ... 998 01:08:29,976 --> 01:08:32,976 Of all the fly-bys, getting screwed by a fly-boy. 999 01:08:34,596 --> 01:08:36,516 Has anyone made a deal yet? 1000 01:08:40,096 --> 01:08:41,936 A week, with a discount. 1001 01:08:42,096 --> 01:08:44,576 - Beginner's luck. - I'll drink to that. 1002 01:08:53,482 --> 01:08:56,722 Two weeks. VIP. No discount. 1003 01:09:01,180 --> 01:09:03,980 How about our salesman of the year? 1004 01:09:05,729 --> 01:09:07,329 Two things set so far. 1005 01:09:07,985 --> 01:09:10,425 You... and him. 1006 01:09:12,005 --> 01:09:13,845 Fuck these long faces! 1007 01:09:14,083 --> 01:09:17,403 We still got a job. Today! 1008 01:09:19,047 --> 01:09:21,096 Back to work! 1009 01:09:27,696 --> 01:09:29,336 Move! 1010 01:09:43,256 --> 01:09:44,696 Olga... 1011 01:09:44,856 --> 01:09:49,696 From zero to hero, don't forget that. 1012 01:10:03,418 --> 01:10:06,378 Look... he drew us all. 1013 01:10:09,059 --> 01:10:10,659 How much do you owe the bank? 1014 01:10:12,285 --> 01:10:14,445 Three grand, for the past three months. 1015 01:10:14,722 --> 01:10:17,842 You bought your mother a place in Beverly Hills? 1016 01:10:18,691 --> 01:10:20,383 A small flat. In downtown Belgrade. 1017 01:10:20,434 --> 01:10:23,514 The Communists threw her family out of the building. 1018 01:10:24,151 --> 01:10:27,671 I knew she'd like to die in the place where she was born. 1019 01:10:27,925 --> 01:10:29,485 Four grand per square meter. 1020 01:10:29,536 --> 01:10:32,856 You can't expect an ex-junkie to act rationally. 1021 01:10:42,282 --> 01:10:43,602 I'll go check on the kid. 1022 01:10:46,066 --> 01:10:47,160 This is yours. 1023 01:10:51,909 --> 01:10:54,509 You're the best salesman I've ever met. 1024 01:11:02,436 --> 01:11:03,936 On your feet. 1025 01:11:08,045 --> 01:11:10,085 May I have your attention, please? 1026 01:11:10,245 --> 01:11:15,581 Our friend is going to the hospital, 1027 01:11:15,647 --> 01:11:20,299 from there, he will inform us about little Svendy 1028 01:11:20,350 --> 01:11:23,100 and about his dear parents. 1029 01:11:23,151 --> 01:11:25,616 Way to go, young man! 1030 01:11:26,176 --> 01:11:31,416 He will have some great news for us very soon! 1031 01:11:40,601 --> 01:11:44,001 From those 100 Euros buy some fruit for the kid. 1032 01:11:50,176 --> 01:11:51,496 Dude, I have to work. 1033 01:11:52,739 --> 01:11:55,579 - Hey, say hello from me. - Good luck, Savic. 1034 01:12:00,045 --> 01:12:02,405 If I said something wrong.. 1035 01:12:02,456 --> 01:12:04,816 It's for your own good! 1036 01:12:06,896 --> 01:12:08,652 I am a mother! 1037 01:12:08,725 --> 01:12:11,165 I had to lie because of you! 1038 01:12:11,216 --> 01:12:14,136 - I have a baby! - I have a discount. 1039 01:12:15,016 --> 01:12:16,496 Discount! 1040 01:12:17,416 --> 01:12:21,576 I'm a lousy mother, wasting my time here! 1041 01:12:21,736 --> 01:12:24,336 Walking down the beach, gathering shells! 1042 01:12:24,605 --> 01:12:28,085 Rubbing myself with oil! I should rub shit on me! 1043 01:12:28,136 --> 01:12:31,256 Go ahead, throw me out of here! 1044 01:12:35,056 --> 01:12:36,976 I want to go home. 1045 01:12:37,696 --> 01:12:38,696 Right. 1046 01:12:48,136 --> 01:12:49,856 Okay... 1047 01:12:50,936 --> 01:12:53,776 Fuck, dude, the old hag totally lost it! 1048 01:12:54,016 --> 01:12:56,776 We're totally fucked up! 1049 01:12:57,056 --> 01:12:58,896 Just give me that stuff you've got. 1050 01:12:59,394 --> 01:13:02,645 Dude, I can't Can't you see I'm fucked up? 1051 01:13:02,696 --> 01:13:06,816 I gotta pull myself together! 1052 01:13:10,776 --> 01:13:14,696 Dude, you fucking got me now! 1053 01:13:16,976 --> 01:13:19,576 Here, a bonus... Montblanc. 1054 01:14:01,251 --> 01:14:02,851 We're going home. 1055 01:14:32,540 --> 01:14:35,907 - They gave him a CAT scan. - Yes, scan. 1056 01:14:37,976 --> 01:14:40,176 He didn't even get to swim in the sea. 1057 01:14:41,696 --> 01:14:44,616 All the time he drew the sea. And these bloody birds. 1058 01:15:04,176 --> 01:15:06,176 What do the doctors say? 1059 01:15:07,016 --> 01:15:09,976 Badly bruised, but thank God, nothing broken. 1060 01:15:12,867 --> 01:15:15,829 Good. I mean... that's good. 1061 01:15:17,074 --> 01:15:18,874 That's good. 1062 01:15:19,043 --> 01:15:20,883 Thanks for coming. 1063 01:15:22,456 --> 01:15:25,016 Excuse me. What the fuck... 1064 01:15:28,056 --> 01:15:29,501 Hi, Mom. 1065 01:15:30,392 --> 01:15:32,112 I'm not working, go ahead. 1066 01:15:34,146 --> 01:15:37,946 Let them call. Don't talk to them. Tell them to call me. 1067 01:15:40,134 --> 01:15:42,445 Yes... and, Mom... 1068 01:15:42,496 --> 01:15:45,656 If those people come there, don't let them in. 1069 01:15:45,816 --> 01:15:48,536 Even if they look like nice people. 1070 01:15:48,844 --> 01:15:51,484 There are no nice people in the bank. 1071 01:15:53,820 --> 01:15:55,900 I gotta go now. 1072 01:15:56,515 --> 01:15:57,955 Bye. 1073 01:16:06,414 --> 01:16:08,014 Problems? 1074 01:16:10,056 --> 01:16:12,856 Yes... sort of. 1075 01:16:15,690 --> 01:16:19,210 I hope you don't mind. I'm just... 1076 01:16:19,496 --> 01:16:21,736 Trying to take my mind off this... 1077 01:16:28,447 --> 01:16:32,167 What was the story you wanted to tell me? When I bored you to death? 1078 01:16:32,218 --> 01:16:34,018 You bored him, alright, 1079 01:16:34,696 --> 01:16:38,576 That thing, in 1991. What was that? Where? 1080 01:16:39,546 --> 01:16:40,906 Vukovar, Croatian war. 1081 01:16:44,657 --> 01:16:46,897 When I look at you, I'd say that 1082 01:16:47,033 --> 01:16:49,673 all your life you just chase pussy. 1083 01:16:51,485 --> 01:16:53,969 Well, that was the original plan, but... 1084 01:16:54,367 --> 01:16:58,165 It seems the Army had other plans for me. 1085 01:16:58,216 --> 01:17:01,136 The military police picked us up in the middle of the night. 1086 01:17:01,187 --> 01:17:02,467 Me and my brother. 1087 01:17:04,376 --> 01:17:07,216 You don't look like a volunteer, anyway. 1088 01:17:07,376 --> 01:17:09,096 Fuck man, I don't. 1089 01:17:09,256 --> 01:17:12,936 Half of Belgrade boys slept every night at a different place. 1090 01:17:13,096 --> 01:17:14,776 Hiding from the mobilization. 1091 01:17:15,616 --> 01:17:19,096 When they finally caught us and put us on a truck for the war zone, 1092 01:17:19,256 --> 01:17:22,216 he told me that he actually knew they were coming for us, 1093 01:17:24,304 --> 01:17:25,464 Moron. 1094 01:17:26,416 --> 01:17:29,496 He didn't want to tell me. He knew I'd run. 1095 01:17:30,312 --> 01:17:31,773 What can I tell you? 1096 01:17:33,306 --> 01:17:35,426 He wasn't the only one who acted like that. 1097 01:17:36,722 --> 01:17:39,442 It was like... we lost it. 1098 01:17:42,296 --> 01:17:44,336 So? How long did you fight? 1099 01:17:46,265 --> 01:17:47,425 Eleven days. 1100 01:17:50,107 --> 01:17:53,067 - Wow, a true warrior. - We got information... 1101 01:17:54,405 --> 01:17:57,285 that they were forming a firing squad out of recruits. 1102 01:17:57,336 --> 01:18:00,536 To shoot the prisoners... and civilians. 1103 01:18:01,976 --> 01:18:05,376 I didn't plan it to be this way, but 1104 01:18:05,427 --> 01:18:07,387 I got drunk as a skunk. 1105 01:18:07,656 --> 01:18:10,776 My hand shook a little when I fired. 1106 01:18:11,506 --> 01:18:15,026 I aimed at the pinky toe. 1107 01:18:16,016 --> 01:18:17,656 Fuck... 1108 01:18:19,416 --> 01:18:21,816 I almost lost my foot. 1109 01:18:22,998 --> 01:18:24,558 A real, fine wound. 1110 01:18:26,554 --> 01:18:28,674 But the pinky toe made it through the war. 1111 01:18:28,725 --> 01:18:31,445 That's not funny. 1112 01:18:31,496 --> 01:18:33,656 - Well, it is. - Here it is... like new. 1113 01:18:36,976 --> 01:18:38,416 How about your brother? 1114 01:18:42,560 --> 01:18:46,200 Let's forget these silly army stories. 1115 01:18:51,754 --> 01:18:53,314 Baslagic. 1116 01:19:01,325 --> 01:19:02,645 It's still critical. 1117 01:19:02,696 --> 01:19:05,316 Critical? You said nothing's broken. 1118 01:19:05,367 --> 01:19:08,016 The CT showed something we call cerebral edema. 1119 01:19:08,609 --> 01:19:10,668 You said bruises and... 1120 01:19:10,719 --> 01:19:13,896 The fall caused a blood vessel rupture and swelling of the tissue. 1121 01:19:14,056 --> 01:19:16,753 Blood vessel... in his head? 1122 01:19:16,804 --> 01:19:18,885 He'll get corticosteroids for the swelling, 1123 01:19:18,936 --> 01:19:22,176 but we have to open the skull to give the tissue some space. 1124 01:19:22,227 --> 01:19:25,885 Please, don't open my child's brain. I don't want that... 1125 01:19:25,936 --> 01:19:28,562 You have to sign this consent form. 1126 01:19:28,856 --> 01:19:30,816 - Do you understand me? - Wait a minute. 1127 01:19:30,867 --> 01:19:34,216 You said nothing's broken, just bruises. 1128 01:19:34,485 --> 01:19:36,405 Fuck this! I'll go get him! 1129 01:19:36,456 --> 01:19:38,077 Mr. Baslagic! 1130 01:19:38,128 --> 01:19:41,408 If we don't do this, you'll lose your child. 1131 01:19:45,220 --> 01:19:46,476 Omer... 1132 01:19:48,212 --> 01:19:50,132 Sign it. Trust him. 1133 01:19:55,044 --> 01:19:57,124 I'll sign it. 1134 01:19:58,595 --> 01:20:01,195 Let it be. Just save him, please. 1135 01:20:16,216 --> 01:20:19,563 We are wired to the PA, 1136 01:20:19,614 --> 01:20:22,894 our thoughts are with you and the Baslagic family. 1137 01:20:23,655 --> 01:20:26,775 How is our little Svendy? 1138 01:20:27,383 --> 01:20:29,383 Sonja, the kid is... 1139 01:20:33,136 --> 01:20:35,416 He'll be alright... we hope. 1140 01:20:35,467 --> 01:20:39,267 Little Svendy is alright! 1141 01:20:42,406 --> 01:20:46,849 That's not what I said, that's not... Sonja! 1142 01:20:55,136 --> 01:20:56,856 There's more! 1143 01:20:57,016 --> 01:20:58,896 Our lovely Baslagic couple 1144 01:20:59,095 --> 01:21:05,999 have decided to buy a week right here, in Flamingo, 1145 01:21:06,050 --> 01:21:09,650 because little Svendy deserves this. 1146 01:21:13,114 --> 01:21:14,633 Little Svendy... 1147 01:21:14,684 --> 01:21:17,157 will have here a safe place to stay! 1148 01:21:17,208 --> 01:21:21,736 I hope that all of you will join this brave family. 1149 01:21:22,056 --> 01:21:25,364 From zero to hero... discount. 1150 01:21:25,626 --> 01:21:28,146 From zero to hero... discount. 1151 01:21:28,638 --> 01:21:31,419 From zero to hero... 1152 01:22:20,379 --> 01:22:24,379 I have to go now. See you at the hotel. 1153 01:22:31,336 --> 01:22:33,176 Mladen? 1154 01:22:38,936 --> 01:22:40,936 Sit with us. 1155 01:22:42,309 --> 01:22:43,410 Please. 1156 01:22:48,616 --> 01:22:49,856 Come here. 1157 01:22:52,451 --> 01:22:56,291 You heard what the doctor said. If everything turns out fine, 1158 01:22:56,484 --> 01:22:59,444 Svendy would like to come here for the summer, wouldn't he? 1159 01:22:59,907 --> 01:23:02,627 You said it yourself. It's perfect for kids. 1160 01:23:04,936 --> 01:23:07,856 We'd like to have another look at the contract. 1161 01:23:08,894 --> 01:23:10,612 To think about it. 1162 01:23:11,699 --> 01:23:13,590 It must be in your briefcase. 1163 01:23:14,576 --> 01:23:16,696 Why would you think I'd have the contract? 1164 01:23:18,074 --> 01:23:19,714 Because you have the briefcase. 1165 01:23:22,696 --> 01:23:25,856 - Sonja, the kid is not alright! - Is he alive? 1166 01:23:26,125 --> 01:23:28,805 - Yes, but they will open his... - Great! 1167 01:23:28,856 --> 01:23:31,336 People just sign, no questions asked. 1168 01:23:31,496 --> 01:23:34,536 This is the best presentation ever! 1169 01:23:35,363 --> 01:23:38,285 You've done a miracle. For you, for me. 1170 01:23:38,336 --> 01:23:39,496 For all of us. 1171 01:23:39,656 --> 01:23:43,936 And we've made it through this fucking day just because of you. 1172 01:23:44,616 --> 01:23:46,856 For how much did you rip off those Bosnians? 1173 01:23:48,536 --> 01:23:51,216 You can tell me. 1174 01:23:51,267 --> 01:23:53,267 Two weeks, at least? 1175 01:24:04,856 --> 01:24:06,736 Why do you go on vacation? 1176 01:24:07,845 --> 01:24:09,245 Because... 1177 01:24:09,467 --> 01:24:11,907 Because you want to relax. Right? 1178 01:24:13,245 --> 01:24:14,879 - Right. - Yes. 1179 01:24:15,151 --> 01:24:16,425 Bravo! 1180 01:24:19,176 --> 01:24:23,456 After ten years of vacationing, what can you show? What? 1181 01:24:23,616 --> 01:24:28,488 A bunch of old photos in a shoe box. 1182 01:24:28,885 --> 01:24:31,691 And memories... ever fading memories. 1183 01:24:32,757 --> 01:24:34,757 There's nothing you can do about it. 1184 01:24:35,805 --> 01:24:40,205 What about the money you've spent in those places? 1185 01:24:40,716 --> 01:24:43,716 What about the money? Where is the money? 1186 01:24:44,035 --> 01:24:45,485 It's gone. 1187 01:24:46,012 --> 01:24:50,016 You left it at all those fucking places that you've been in. 1188 01:24:50,176 --> 01:24:52,656 - Right? - Right. 1189 01:24:54,226 --> 01:24:56,826 So, it's gone. 1190 01:24:56,994 --> 01:24:59,514 It's spent. Gone. 1191 01:25:02,166 --> 01:25:04,726 This... you've got this at home. 1192 01:25:05,363 --> 01:25:08,473 Condos for ordinary people. 1193 01:25:09,125 --> 01:25:10,285 But this! 1194 01:25:10,445 --> 01:25:12,085 You've seen something like this 1195 01:25:12,245 --> 01:25:15,005 only on TV and celebrity magazines. Right? 1196 01:25:15,165 --> 01:25:19,525 But why Omer and Maja wouldn't go on the same vacation as... 1197 01:25:19,958 --> 01:25:21,838 Bono Vox, or... 1198 01:25:22,034 --> 01:25:23,922 - Angelina Jolie. - Right! 1199 01:25:24,005 --> 01:25:25,485 And a couple of others, too. 1200 01:25:25,723 --> 01:25:29,283 Are Omer and Maja any worse than those people in the magazines? 1201 01:25:29,334 --> 01:25:32,614 Are they? The answer is... no! 1202 01:25:35,063 --> 01:25:36,223 They're not. 1203 01:25:36,685 --> 01:25:39,325 You can take your friends with you. 1204 01:25:39,454 --> 01:25:42,654 You can have a good time with them, have a barbecue. 1205 01:25:42,869 --> 01:25:44,669 You can even charge them! 1206 01:25:45,735 --> 01:25:48,295 - To charge our friends?! - Of course! 1207 01:25:55,776 --> 01:25:59,216 It looks exciting... it looks appealing. 1208 01:26:00,825 --> 01:26:04,865 But... "it's too expensive”, you say to yourself. 1209 01:26:05,695 --> 01:26:08,375 "Can I afford this?” 1210 01:26:11,652 --> 01:26:14,852 Probably not. 1211 01:26:17,884 --> 01:26:20,244 Forget it This is not just for anyone. 1212 01:26:20,755 --> 01:26:24,435 - But we didn't say anything. - Yes, you did. I heard you. Here, 1213 01:26:25,814 --> 01:26:29,174 But 'can I afford this' is not the real question here. 1214 01:26:30,096 --> 01:26:32,656 Because money's got nothing to do with this! 1215 01:26:32,816 --> 01:26:34,736 This is the real question. 1216 01:26:34,896 --> 01:26:38,696 "Will I settle for petty things for the rest of my life?" 1217 01:26:38,965 --> 01:26:42,005 "Will I pick leftovers for the rest of my life?” 1218 01:26:42,056 --> 01:26:45,816 "Do these leftovers define my whole life?" 1219 01:26:47,005 --> 01:26:50,405 And the mother of all questions. 1220 01:26:50,456 --> 01:26:56,096 "Do I have the guts to take the responsibility for my own life?" 1221 01:27:00,761 --> 01:27:02,481 That is the real question here. 1222 01:27:10,536 --> 01:27:15,576 Today, you have the chance to step into a new period of your lives. 1223 01:27:18,896 --> 01:27:20,456 Recognize that chance. 1224 01:27:22,096 --> 01:27:23,696 Grab it. 1225 01:27:33,588 --> 01:27:34,988 Give me the pen. 1226 01:27:46,804 --> 01:27:48,404 I gave away my lucky pen. 1227 01:27:58,793 --> 01:28:00,753 Omer, wait. 1228 01:28:02,728 --> 01:28:04,525 Before you sign... 1229 01:28:04,947 --> 01:28:06,845 Take a look at this. 1230 01:28:07,005 --> 01:28:10,965 It says that you have to pay the annual maintenance fee. 1231 01:28:11,610 --> 01:28:13,570 It's 350 Euros. 1232 01:28:13,775 --> 01:28:15,405 Do I have to pay now, in cash? 1233 01:28:15,456 --> 01:28:17,656 Wait. Take a look at this. 1234 01:28:19,165 --> 01:28:21,645 You can lose the right of ownership 1235 01:28:21,696 --> 01:28:24,976 if one year you miss to pay the annual maintenance fee. 1236 01:28:25,136 --> 01:28:28,416 - Do you have 350 Euros on you? - Here. 1237 01:28:29,096 --> 01:28:31,096 Here it is. 1238 01:28:34,885 --> 01:28:37,525 But you tell them to paint the walls right now. 1239 01:28:37,615 --> 01:28:39,815 I want my Svendy to stay in a neat room. 1240 01:28:39,866 --> 01:28:43,745 Painted in yellow! He loves yellow, draws it everywhere. 1241 01:28:43,796 --> 01:28:47,756 The Sun should shine on everything, he says. My clever boy. 1242 01:28:50,875 --> 01:28:52,435 Here. 1243 01:28:55,891 --> 01:28:59,171 Omer, don't buy this. This is not for you, man. 1244 01:29:06,786 --> 01:29:09,186 We're not good enough for this?! 1245 01:29:10,499 --> 01:29:12,379 For my Svendy, anything! 1246 01:29:13,034 --> 01:29:16,674 My Svendy is not good enough for this?! 1247 01:29:16,834 --> 01:29:18,194 Do you hear me?! 1248 01:29:18,245 --> 01:29:21,365 You said, what can you show after all those years of vacations? 1249 01:29:21,416 --> 01:29:23,816 Just a bunch of family photos! 1250 01:29:24,054 --> 01:29:27,564 I don't want to show just a bunch of photos! I don't! 1251 01:29:27,780 --> 01:29:29,980 - Give me that pen! - Give it. 1252 01:29:31,136 --> 01:29:33,445 Look at this, a fountain pen. 1253 01:29:33,496 --> 01:29:35,136 You managers are well off. 1254 01:29:35,681 --> 01:29:37,885 I haven't seen this since the elementary school. 1255 01:29:38,194 --> 01:29:40,114 I learned to write with a fountain pen. 1256 01:29:40,515 --> 01:29:43,155 With a ballpoint pen you just spoil the handwriting. 1257 01:29:44,536 --> 01:29:46,736 - Where do I sign? - Here. 1258 01:30:01,748 --> 01:30:02,970 Come here. 1259 01:31:08,257 --> 01:31:11,497 Here we are 1260 01:31:11,657 --> 01:31:15,337 In the jaws of changing times 1261 01:31:15,497 --> 01:31:18,737 You are turning into "You" 1262 01:31:18,897 --> 01:31:22,977 While we are turning into a bunch of old jerks 1263 01:31:23,137 --> 01:31:29,777 Etiquette, conscience and solidarity Stilt turn us on 1264 01:31:30,354 --> 01:31:33,377 Better a natural balcony 1265 01:31:33,537 --> 01:31:37,497 Than plastic popularity 1266 01:31:38,337 --> 01:31:42,857 The comic books generation Drinking cold beer 1267 01:31:45,337 --> 01:31:50,817 Happy for no reason We are still alive 1268 01:31:52,497 --> 01:31:55,537 What would we do without dreams? 1269 01:31:56,457 --> 01:32:00,017 Without our voice? 1270 01:32:00,177 --> 01:32:03,457 What would we do without love? 1271 01:32:03,617 --> 01:32:06,817 What would we do without us? 1272 01:32:07,297 --> 01:32:10,817 What would we do without dreams? 1273 01:32:10,977 --> 01:32:14,217 Without our voice? 1274 01:32:14,817 --> 01:32:21,097 What would we do without love? What would we do without us? 1275 01:32:22,137 --> 01:32:28,977 We used to be the New Wave Furious friends making music 1276 01:32:29,137 --> 01:32:36,097 Dancing the last ball Playing the sharp guitar 1277 01:32:36,537 --> 01:32:43,617 We wanted a better world Then the money ran out 1278 01:32:44,137 --> 01:32:51,177 And the good bunny Turned into a fierce hunter 1279 01:32:52,097 --> 01:32:56,817 The comic books generation Drinking cold beer 1280 01:32:59,137 --> 01:33:04,377 Happy for no reason We are still alive 1281 01:33:06,297 --> 01:33:12,977 What would we do without dreams? Without our voice? 1282 01:33:14,057 --> 01:33:20,457 What would we do without love? What would we do without us? 1283 01:33:21,217 --> 01:33:27,897 What would we do without dreams? Without our voice? 1284 01:33:28,617 --> 01:33:35,017 What would we do without love? What would we do without us? 1285 01:33:35,101 --> 01:33:41,819 Hardsub extraction, correction, resyncing: bruno321 Additional translation: Rambo1983 88291