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Can you believe it, Bob?
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Charlie's first
big-girl bed.
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She's not a baby anymore.
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Charlie, do you like your new bed?
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No.
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Oh, it seems like just yesterday
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I was complaining about
giving up this room.
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Aw, you miss your old room, honey?
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Are you kidding?
There's two floors
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between me and the boys now.
This room is dead to me.
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Hey, now that Charlie's
got her own bed,
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I can have a sleepover, right?
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Okay, how did Charlie's new bed
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turn into you getting a sleepover?
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Let me walk you through it.
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Oh, I love it when
he walks us through stuff.
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Every time I ask you
guys for a sleepover,
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you tell me I can't because
there's a baby in the house.
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Well, dad just said
she's not a baby anymore.
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And he walked us through it.
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And it's my fault.
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Look. If I don't have
a sleepover soon,
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The other kids will stop
inviting me to theirs.
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One night of kids at our house
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and we get rid of Gabe
for a bunch of nights.
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Take it.
It's a good deal.
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Fine, you can have your sleepover.
Yes!
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Come here, Charlie.
Let's look at your new bed.
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You'll love it!
No.
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I bet you're glad you spent two
hours putting that together, huh?
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♪ Today's all burnt toast ♪
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♪ Running late, and Dad jokes ♪
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♪ Has anybody seen my left shoe ♪
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♪ Close my eyes, take a bite ♪
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♪ Grab a ride, laugh out loud ♪
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♪ There it is up on the roof ♪
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♪ I've been there, I survived ♪
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♪ So just take my advice ♪
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♪ Hang in there, Baby,
things are crazy ♪
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♪ But I know your future's bright ♪
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♪ Hang in there, Baby ♪
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♪ There's no maybe ♪
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♪ Everything turns out all right ♪
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♪ Sure life is up and down ♪
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♪ But trust me,
it comes back all around ♪
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♪ You're gonna love
who you turn out to be ♪
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♪ Hang in there, Baby ♪
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♪ If you believe it's true ♪
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♪ And if my heart's in you ♪
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♪ No matter what you do ♪
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♪ You'll never face it alone ♪
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♪ And when the rain leaks through ♪
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♪ I'll be right there with you ♪
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♪ No matter what you do ♪
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♪ You'll never face it ♪
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♪ No, you'll never face it ♪
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♪ Alone ♪
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How was that?
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Oh my gosh. Alice, are you
having an asthma attack?
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No, that was the
crowd cheering for you.
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You were great.
That thing at the end, that was asthma.
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Oh thanks.
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It's my first audition
for a high school show,
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so I really want it to go well.
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Oh, no worries.
Since I'll be playing
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the piano for everyone's audition,
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when you're singing I'll make sure
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the director sees me do this...
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And when the other kids are auditioning,
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I'll do this...
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Wow. Alice, you make
a really good stink face.
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We live next to
a sewage-treatment plant.
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Hey.
Hey, P.J.
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What you go there?
A cupful of bacon.
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Dude, if you don't start eating healthier,
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you're gonna get fat.
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Teddy, I can eat whatever I want.
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Nothing happens.
Now if you're through here,
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I'd like to take a nap.
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Why don't you just go
upstairs to your room?
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'Cause this is my
fourth cup of bacon
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and I'm feeling a little woozy.
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I'm not bothering you, am I?
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A little.
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Can we talk about my
sleepover for a second?
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Gabe, you're distracting me
from my housework.
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Of course we can talk
about your sleepover.
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What are you
serving us for dinner?
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Well, I was thinking of
making my famous meatloaf,
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with a nice side salad.
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Pizza it is.
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Okay, now I'm gonna need you
to rent us a scary movie.
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I don't know, Gabe.
I don't want you boys to be up all night.
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Mom, you just described
the perfect sleepover.
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Now the last thing is...
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Charlie's writing on the wall.
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What?
Charlie...
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She's writing on the wall.
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I can draw.
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Charlie.
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P.J., breakfast!
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Morning, everybody.
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I'm starving.
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Are you stuck again?
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Mom, put some more
butter on the door.
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We're out of butter.
He ate it all.
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I told you you
were gonna get fat.
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Kids, help your
brother into his harness.
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The helicopter's here
to take him to school.
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No...
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Ooo!
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Ooh, bacon.
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Hi, um, Mr. Billups.
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I'm Teddy Duncan.
I'd, um, like to sign up.
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To audition
for "Beauty and the Beast."
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Miss Duncan, in the theater,
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one must present oneself with confidence,
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not with "like" and "um."
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Now reenter and say it again.
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This time like you want it.
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Okay.
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Hello, Mr. Billups.
I'm Teddy Duncan.
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Put me in your show!
Please.
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Better.
Now give me an arpeggio.
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Right here in the hallway?
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Arpeggio.
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Fair.
How's your dancing?
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Would you like to hear me sing again?
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Teddy, with a lot of hard work,
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you might have a shot at being my beauty...
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Really?
If... and I mean if...
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you can show me some passion.
You've got to wow me.
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And so far I'm not being wowed.
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Well, I'm...
I'm really sorry.
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No, no, no, no, no.
Give it back to me.
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Get in my face.
I'm really sorry!
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Tomorrow at the audition,
you've got to really bring it.
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Consider it brung!
You mean "brought."
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Don't correct me!
I love it!
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This juice is great.
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Really, really great.
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I'm not allowed to
have sugar at home.
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I... huh...
wonder why.
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Yeah. Maybe we should
switch you to water.
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No!
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What an awesome sleepover.
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The best one ever.
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Xander honey, you've been here
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10 minutes.
Pace yourself.
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Does this pizza have cheese on it?
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'Cause I can't eat cheese.
I'll eat it.
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Liam, would you like
a peanut butter sandwich?
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No thanks. I'm allergic.
I'll eat it.
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What movie are we gonna watch later?
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Well, I was thinking
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"Monkeys Go Bananas."
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It's a delightful and funny cartoon.
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About monkeys who just go bananas.
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That's for six-year-olds.
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No, it says "four and up."
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Excuse me.
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Mom, can I talk to
you for a second?
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Sure, yeah. Come on.
Okay. Let's go.
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You're killing me here!
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Where's the movie I asked you
to get, "Zombie Blood Party"?
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Well, I got it, but I'm just not sure.
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Gabe, it looks very violent.
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That's kind of the point.
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Now get over there and sell it!
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Come on.
Let's go.
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Our other choice is
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"Zombie Blood Party".
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Awesome!
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Which is about zombies
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who just have a blood party.
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Yeah!
All right!
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Okay, guys. We've got the
tent set up in the backyard.
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So once we're done eating...
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I guess they're done eating.
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He might want a dessert menu.
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What you doing?
Working out.
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So I don't have to go
to school in a helicopter.
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As usual, I only understood half.
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Hey, P.J., wait, wait, wait.
What?
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You've got to stretch out
before you pump the iron.
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You want to hurt yourself?
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No.
Hey, come here. Come here.
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Let me show you a little something.
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Do some toe-touches,
all right? Just do what I do.
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You do, okay.
Here we go. Ready?
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One and...
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Ow!
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Ow! Ow! Ow!
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No! No! No! No!
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No, no, I think I pulled a hamstring.
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What are you guys do...
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Oh! Dad butt!
Ow!
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Isn't this cool?
Yeah.
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Let's stay up all night.
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I know I am.
Yeah.
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This ground seems kind of hard.
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Liam, it's the ground.
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That's how the ground always feels.
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Hey, zip up the door
so no one else can get in.
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Wait. We're still gonna be
able to get more food, right?
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Well, it's official.
Charlie hates her new bed.
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Now what's going on with her?
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Writing on walls.
Won't sleep in her bed.
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Well, Bob, she's an overachiever.
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She started her terrible
twos at one and a half.
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Bring her over here.
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Aw, Daddy wants quality time.
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Yeah. Oh! Oh!
Other side. Other side.
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There we go. There we go.
Really sorry.
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It's okay. It's better.
It's all better now.
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You really hurt yourself, huh?
Yeah, well,
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That's what I get
for trying to exercise.
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Boy, I'm glad that chapter's closed.
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Whoa, what's that?
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Oh, did you turn off
the automatic sprinklers?
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We have automatic sprinklers?
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It was like being trapped
in a washing machine.
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I thought I was gonna drown.
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The whole night is ruined.
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Relax.
We can fix this.
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How? We were gonna
sleep in the tent,
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Watch a movie in the tent,
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Do stuff I couldn't
tell you about in the tent.
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Hey, Gabe, look.
Why don't you just go upstairs,
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have a sleepover in your
room and then P.J., well he can
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P.J. can sleep
on the couch in the basement.
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Yeah yeah, and I'll
order another pizza.
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Tell them to put more
pepperoni on this time.
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I could still see cheese.
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Uh, Liam honey, is there a problem?
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I'm afraid of upstairs.
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Excuse me?
We live in a one-story house.
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I've never been upstairs
and I'm not gonna start now.
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Interesting new phobia.
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Okay, sleepover's in the basement.
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You're not afraid of
downstairs, are you?
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No, I'm not crazy.
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Hey, honey, if he goes downstairs,
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Doesn't he eventually have to...
No, no, no, no.
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One battle at a time, honey.
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Okay, wait.
Confidence. Passion.
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♪ That one stunk worse
than the first ♪
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Sleeping bag fight!
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What are you doing?
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Sleepover's been moved to the basement!
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No! No!
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Well, I can't sleep in there if
you're making noise out here.
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Oh. Good point.
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Get her!
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This movie's hilarious.
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These monkeys are
going absolutely crazy.
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Yup, four and up.
258
00:13:36,450 --> 00:13:38,350
They got that right.
259
00:13:40,320 --> 00:13:42,720
Hey, Dad, I don't
see any difference yet.
260
00:13:42,760 --> 00:13:45,590
Well, how long have you been doing it?
Twice.
261
00:13:47,290 --> 00:13:50,100
Mom, did you tell the boys
they could sleep downstairs?
262
00:13:50,130 --> 00:13:51,800
Well, honey, they don't
have anywhere else to go.
263
00:13:51,830 --> 00:13:54,800
Okay, well, I'm not
going into P.J.'s room.
264
00:13:54,830 --> 00:13:57,200
And you guys are down here, so
where am I supposed to sleep?
265
00:14:11,050 --> 00:14:14,150
Stupid parents.
Heard that.
266
00:14:14,190 --> 00:14:17,290
Oh. Stupid baby monitor.
267
00:14:22,730 --> 00:14:24,860
Don't go in there.
268
00:14:24,900 --> 00:14:26,330
Don't go in there!
269
00:14:26,370 --> 00:14:28,800
Don't go...
270
00:14:36,540 --> 00:14:38,510
Oh, man, he shouldn't
have gone in there.
271
00:14:38,540 --> 00:14:41,510
Remember, no one is safe.
272
00:14:41,550 --> 00:14:43,950
The zombies are everywhere!
273
00:14:43,980 --> 00:14:46,890
Everywhere!
274
00:14:50,490 --> 00:14:52,960
That was a good movie, huh?
275
00:14:52,990 --> 00:14:56,160
I don't think I'm ever
gonna sleep again.
276
00:14:56,200 --> 00:14:59,530
Why'd you have to
get such a scary movie?
277
00:14:59,570 --> 00:15:02,670
I want to go home.
Me too.
278
00:15:02,700 --> 00:15:06,340
Come on, guys. You're not afraid
of a bunch of zombies, are you?
279
00:15:09,240 --> 00:15:12,810
Fine. I'll go upstairs
and tell my parents.
280
00:15:12,850 --> 00:15:14,810
Upstairs?
281
00:15:14,850 --> 00:15:17,620
Oh, man, I really didn't
think this through.
282
00:15:24,220 --> 00:15:25,760
Hey, buddy.
How's it going?
283
00:15:25,790 --> 00:15:28,530
Terrible.
Everyone wants to go home.
284
00:15:28,560 --> 00:15:31,360
Why?
Because that movie you rented us
285
00:15:31,400 --> 00:15:32,930
was completely inappropriate.
286
00:15:37,500 --> 00:15:40,210
My first sleepovers a total disaster.
287
00:15:40,240 --> 00:15:42,340
Oh honey.
Relax, okay?
288
00:15:42,380 --> 00:15:44,040
I'll go have a little talk with them.
289
00:15:44,080 --> 00:15:46,340
Everything's gonna be fine.
290
00:15:49,250 --> 00:15:51,350
Okay, everybody listen up!
291
00:15:51,380 --> 00:15:55,320
Zombies aren't real!
Now go to bed!
292
00:16:00,360 --> 00:16:02,260
Good night, everybody.
293
00:16:12,670 --> 00:16:17,340
Ah. Wow, this is
really paying off.
294
00:16:18,340 --> 00:16:20,210
It sure is.
295
00:16:20,250 --> 00:16:21,880
Hey, P.J.,
do me a favor...
296
00:16:21,910 --> 00:16:23,750
would you give me a hand up?
Yeah.
297
00:16:28,520 --> 00:16:32,760
Hey, that's my favorite arm.
298
00:16:32,790 --> 00:16:35,660
Oh now.
I'm too strong now.
299
00:16:35,700 --> 00:16:39,860
P.J. P.J.
300
00:16:39,900 --> 00:16:42,570
P.J. P.J.
301
00:16:42,600 --> 00:16:45,070
Ow! Oh!
302
00:16:45,100 --> 00:16:47,340
Oh, my foot!
303
00:16:47,370 --> 00:16:50,080
I... I'm sorry, dad.
Are you okay?
304
00:16:50,110 --> 00:16:52,580
Ow!
305
00:16:52,610 --> 00:16:54,210
Ah. You know what?
306
00:16:54,250 --> 00:16:56,410
I should just go to bed.
307
00:16:56,450 --> 00:16:59,350
Before I go to bed, I've got
to go check on the boys.
308
00:16:59,390 --> 00:17:01,920
Oh, my thigh.
309
00:17:01,950 --> 00:17:03,760
Oh, my foot.
310
00:17:03,790 --> 00:17:06,690
Oh, my thigh.
Oh, my foot.
311
00:17:06,730 --> 00:17:09,530
My thigh.
My foot. Ah!
312
00:17:26,550 --> 00:17:28,910
Guys. Guys, wake up.
313
00:17:28,950 --> 00:17:31,250
What is it?
Listen!
314
00:17:33,320 --> 00:17:34,550
It's getting closer!
315
00:17:37,760 --> 00:17:40,290
Zombie!
What do we do?
316
00:17:40,330 --> 00:17:43,800
Attack!
317
00:17:43,830 --> 00:17:45,730
Aim for the brain!
Aim for the brain!
318
00:17:45,770 --> 00:17:47,900
Yeah! Get him!
Whoa whoa whoa! Oh!
319
00:17:47,930 --> 00:17:50,300
Hey!
Wait, guys! Stop! Stop!
320
00:17:50,340 --> 00:17:53,100
That's my dad!
Your dad's a zombie?
321
00:17:55,610 --> 00:17:57,640
I'm not a zombie.
322
00:17:58,980 --> 00:18:01,380
Prove it.
Ow!
323
00:18:01,410 --> 00:18:05,150
He feels pain.
We're okay.
324
00:18:06,790 --> 00:18:08,250
Dad, what are you doing?
325
00:18:08,290 --> 00:18:10,120
I'm just checking on you guys.
326
00:18:10,160 --> 00:18:12,390
Like a zombie?
Now they're gonna
327
00:18:12,430 --> 00:18:13,990
wanna go home again.
Thanks a lot.
328
00:18:14,030 --> 00:18:17,800
I don't wanna go home.
That was awesome.
329
00:18:17,830 --> 00:18:19,660
It was?
Yeah.
330
00:18:19,700 --> 00:18:22,630
You were so scared.
I wasn't scared.
331
00:18:22,670 --> 00:18:25,600
You were scared.
Not as scared as me.
332
00:18:27,170 --> 00:18:28,610
Let's do it again,
Mr. Duncan.
333
00:18:28,640 --> 00:18:30,740
No, no, no.
I've got to go to bed.
334
00:18:30,780 --> 00:18:32,510
Dad, Dad, come on.
335
00:18:32,550 --> 00:18:35,280
Give the kids what they want.
336
00:18:35,310 --> 00:18:38,150
All right.
Yeah, let's go.
337
00:18:38,180 --> 00:18:41,290
Okay.
This is so cool.
338
00:18:41,320 --> 00:18:43,190
Must kill.
339
00:18:43,220 --> 00:18:45,490
Dad, Dad, Dad, zombies don't speak.
340
00:18:45,520 --> 00:18:47,990
Sorry. Uh...
341
00:19:00,340 --> 00:19:01,870
Good morning, Charlie.
342
00:19:01,910 --> 00:19:04,780
Look at you.
343
00:19:04,810 --> 00:19:07,350
Are you an artist? Huh?
344
00:19:09,080 --> 00:19:11,950
Did you paint a picture somewhere?
345
00:19:11,980 --> 00:19:14,490
Oh. Well, the walls look okay.
346
00:19:14,520 --> 00:19:18,160
Oh my gosh!
I'm late for my audition!
347
00:19:21,360 --> 00:19:23,500
Uh-oh.
348
00:19:29,100 --> 00:19:32,300
Thank you.
349
00:19:32,340 --> 00:19:34,670
Alice, is that everyone?
350
00:19:34,710 --> 00:19:36,570
Oh no, Teddy
Duncan isn't here yet.
351
00:19:36,610 --> 00:19:39,640
No, no, no. Sorry.
I'm coming. I'm here.
352
00:19:39,680 --> 00:19:41,310
There.
Teddy, what happened to you?
353
00:19:41,350 --> 00:19:43,010
I overslept.
354
00:19:43,050 --> 00:19:44,750
Okay.
355
00:19:44,780 --> 00:19:46,520
Hi.
356
00:19:46,550 --> 00:19:48,820
I'm going to be singing
357
00:19:48,850 --> 00:19:52,320
"You'll Never Face It Alone."
Hit it.
358
00:19:54,760 --> 00:19:57,230
♪ If you believe it's true ♪
359
00:19:57,260 --> 00:19:59,460
♪ And if my heart's in you ♪
360
00:19:59,500 --> 00:20:01,570
♪ No matter what you do ♪
361
00:20:01,600 --> 00:20:04,070
♪ You'll never face it alone... ♪.
362
00:20:04,100 --> 00:20:06,600
Stop stop.
What was that?
363
00:20:06,640 --> 00:20:08,410
I was auditioning.
364
00:20:08,440 --> 00:20:10,780
For what, beauty or the beast?
365
00:20:10,810 --> 00:20:14,280
Well, beauty of course.
Why would I be auditioning for the beast?
366
00:20:14,310 --> 00:20:18,220
I mean, that's something... that's
because I look like a beast.
367
00:20:19,790 --> 00:20:22,520
Why do you have scribbles
all over your face?
368
00:20:22,560 --> 00:20:26,260
Are you trying to say that
beauty is only skin deep.
369
00:20:26,290 --> 00:20:28,590
And what's inside is
what's truly important?
370
00:20:28,630 --> 00:20:31,600
Well, actually...
Because if you are,
371
00:20:31,630 --> 00:20:35,130
I love it.
Then that's exactly what I was going for.
372
00:20:39,940 --> 00:20:42,210
Whoa.
373
00:20:42,240 --> 00:20:44,080
Hey, Charlie, are you happy now?
374
00:20:44,110 --> 00:20:45,640
No more
big-girl bed.
375
00:20:48,280 --> 00:20:51,250
Yes, and since Mommy insisted
we'd never need the crib again,
376
00:20:51,280 --> 00:20:54,490
Daddy gets to go buy a new one.
377
00:20:56,190 --> 00:20:58,820
Daddy might be sleeping
in his own bed too.
378
00:21:00,990 --> 00:21:03,490
Great news, you guys!
379
00:21:03,530 --> 00:21:05,300
I got invited to three
sleepovers today!
380
00:21:05,330 --> 00:21:07,930
And, Dad, you got
invited to two of them.
381
00:21:07,970 --> 00:21:10,130
What? I don't want
to go to any sleepover.
382
00:21:10,170 --> 00:21:13,300
Dad, Dad, we're a package deal.
You're going.
383
00:21:16,810 --> 00:21:19,210
That's it.
Now save that for tonight.
384
00:21:20,710 --> 00:21:22,250
Well, Charlie,
385
00:21:22,280 --> 00:21:23,650
you're going back to your crib.
386
00:21:23,680 --> 00:21:25,120
And I'm going places too...
387
00:21:25,150 --> 00:21:26,990
I got the lead in the school musical.
388
00:21:27,020 --> 00:21:29,190
I'm gonna be the best
beast they've ever had.
389
00:21:29,220 --> 00:21:31,590
Here's some really big news.
390
00:21:31,620 --> 00:21:33,420
I'm eating healthy now,
391
00:21:33,460 --> 00:21:35,990
because I decided I like
myself just the way I am.
392
00:21:36,030 --> 00:21:38,160
Yeah, she's not interested.
393
00:21:38,200 --> 00:21:42,330
One more thing: If you ever
draw on my face again...
394
00:21:42,370 --> 00:21:44,670
Good luck, Charlie.
395
00:21:51,570 --> 00:21:54,240
What's that noise?
Is that a zombie?
396
00:21:54,270 --> 00:21:56,310
Dad, that's getting old!
397
00:21:56,340 --> 00:21:58,540
What's getting old?
398
00:21:58,580 --> 00:22:01,880
If... if you're there,
then who's...
399
00:22:03,310 --> 00:22:07,150
Whoa!
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