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Isn't this nice?
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We're all here together
sharing family time.
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Mom, please.
"Celebrity Pet Castle" is on.
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Who would have thought
a show about celebrity pets.
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Living together in a castle
would be so great?
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Last week, Howie Mandel's cat.
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Ate one of Jack Black's guppies.
Oh, cool.
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I was thinking we could turn the TV off.
Wait! Not now.
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They're starting with an elimination!
I'll get the popcorn.
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I would not want to be
Beyoncé's hamster right now.
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What?
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Mouse!
I saw a mouse!
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It was like this big.
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And your high-pitched girl
scream scared it away.
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Hey hey hey, look at this.
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Mouse droppings.
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Oh, bill.
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That's a Rocky Mountain Grey...
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Female...
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About to be a mother.
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That is just gross.
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I do not want a mouse
or mouse babies in this house.
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Aw, mouse babies.
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Ew!
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Don't worry about it.
It's not a problem.
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You know what?
Have a seat.
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Watch a master
exterminator in action.
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Or we could get
back to the show.
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Simon Cowell's turtle is
coming out of his shell.
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Oh!
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♪ Today's all burnt toast ♪
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♪ Running late, and Dad jokes ♪
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♪ Has anybody seen my left shoe ♪
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♪ Close my eyes, take a bite ♪
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♪ Grab a ride, laugh out loud ♪
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♪ There it is up on the roof ♪
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♪ I've been there, I survived ♪
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♪ So just take my advice ♪
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♪ Hang in there, Baby,
things are crazy ♪
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♪ But I know your future's bright ♪
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♪ Hang in there, Baby ♪
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♪ There's no maybe ♪
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♪ Everything turns out all right ♪
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♪ Sure life is up and down ♪
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♪ But trust me,
it comes back all around ♪
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♪ You're gonna love
who you turn out to be ♪
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♪ Hang in there, Baby ♪
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Ah, this thing is so frustrating.
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Dad, can I get a new phone?
Nope.
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Daddy.
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Can I please get a
new phone, please?
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Well, since you put it like that...
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No.
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But this old phone is useless.
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I can't download apps,
I can't post status updates.
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The only thing I
can do on it is talk.
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Nobody does that anymore.
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Okay, you want a new phone?
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There you go.
New phone.
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Unlimited minutes.
And it squeaks.
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Good for you, Dad.
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Tell the princess no for once.
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Excuse me, but this princess
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spends a lot less time
on her hair than you do.
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What's your problem, anyway?
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My problem is everything
gets handed to you.
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This is like the first time in history
something didn't go your way.
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Look, honey, if you want
a phone, get a job.
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I'm only 15.
What kind of job could I get?
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All right, you know what?
There's all sorts of dogs in the neighborhood.
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You could walk dogs.
Or...?
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Or not get a new phone.
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Teddy, a job isn't just about money.
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It's also about self-worth
and dignity.
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Wow.
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Okay, everybody, we are off
to our music class.
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You look so cute.
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Aww, Charlie, did you hear what
your big sister said about you?
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I was talking to you, Mom.
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Oh, you're so sweet.
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And you're not getting a phone.
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Okay, people, the fried chicken
business has taken a hit.
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Apparently fried
is now bad for your health.
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So we need to think of ways
of increasing our sales.
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Dazzle me!
You.
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How about we introduce
tacos to our menu?
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Too easy, too expected.
Push it, people.
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Punch it!
Yeah?
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How about we fry up other,
cheaper kinds of meat.
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And tell people it's chicken,
only it's not chicken?
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We're already doing that.
You had number three lately?
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Work with me, minimum wagers.
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Give me something!
What do you got, J.P.?
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It's P.J.
Whatever. Go.
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Well, what if we give
the business a face?
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Someone who is Kwikki Chikki.
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Someone to put on posters
and bags and buckets.
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Like Bobby Burger.
I like Bobby Burger.
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He always eats all the burgers.
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See? That is what
we're missing.
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We don't have
a Mr. Kwik!
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Mr. Kwik? Mr. Kwik.
Tell me more.
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Well, he should be an employee.
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Probably young, good looking,
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healthy.
You're thinking me, right?
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Or someone young,
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good looking, healthy.
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Mr. Kwik.
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I'm going to sleep on it.
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All right, people, doors open
in 10, so look lively.
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Oh, and what is that smell?
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That's our chicken.
Oh.
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20 years in the business.
You never get used to it.
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What are you doing, Dad?
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I am loading the mouse trap
with a tasty little snack
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of peanut butter and horror.
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You haven't caught that thing yet?
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Kids, let me explain
something to you.
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Now I'm not just a
guy who catches things.
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Clearly.
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I am also an expert
in animal behavior.
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Now the Rocky Mountain
Grey feeds at night.
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So by tomorrow
morning this trap.
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Is going to have a mouse in it.
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And that, my friend,
is a guarantee.
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100%.
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Somebody needs to
take him down a peg.
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Are you gonna mess with dad?
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I'm Gabe.
It's what I do.
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♪ That's the way the money goes ♪
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♪ Pop goes the weasel. ♪.
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Good job.
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Great job, everybody.
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Okay, we're gonna take
a little juice break,
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then we will come back for
dance-a-lance-a-ling-long!
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Oh.
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I'm Elaine, by the way.
Nice to meet you.
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I'm Amy, and this is my daughter, Charlie.
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Charlie?
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Like, Charlie Brown?
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No, not like Charlie Brown.
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Charlie, like, short for Charlotte.
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Oh well, as long as it
makes sense to you.
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And who is this?
This is Brittany.
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Yes, you are.
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Oh, that's so adorable.
Yeah.
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You named her after
a troubled pop star.
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I noticed Charlie was
very good at clapping.
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Oh yes, it's one of
her many talents.
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Aww, Brittany was clapping
at six months, so...
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Charlie makes animal sounds.
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Charlie, what does a cow say?
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Woof.
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Very impressive.
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Oh, just so you know,
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Next class, we're asking
every mom and child
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to perform a song together.
Oh, that sounds fun.
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And just so you know,
it's not a competition.
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It wouldn't be fair with my
musical theater background.
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I was on Broadway.
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Oh, and now you're here,
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So we see how that turned out.
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What happened to you?
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I took your suggestion
and became a dog walker.
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A Great Dane and a Labradoodle
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took turns dragging
me through a puddle.
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So thanks.
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You're welcome.
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What's in the bag?
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Mostly Great Dane.
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Where should I put it?
Trash can.
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Mrs. Dabney's trash can.
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Hey, Dad, guess what.
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You washed the car like I asked?
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You are really bad at guessing.
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No, I had an idea at work
and my boss loved it.
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Hey, good for you.
Yeah, it was a great moment.
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And who knows?
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Mr. Kwik could be the start
of something big.
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This is amazing.
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Ever since you became Mr. Kwik
business is booming.
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I just want to say,
thank you, P.J.
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How am I gonna get
all that money home?
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You could put it in the trunk
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of your brand new car!
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Can I have your autograph,
Mr. Kwik?
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Absolutely.
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And who am I making this out to?
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Mrs. Kwik.
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Nice car.
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When are you gonna wash mine?
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Dad, get out of my fantasy.
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Hello, little mouse.
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Want to help me mess with dad?
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Dad!
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We have a mouse?
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No.
But the bait is gone.
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What?
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Oh, come on.
That's impossible.
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How could a mouse do that?
I don't know.
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It's almost like he's mocking you.
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Okay, mouse wants to dance,
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We're gonna dance.
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I wonder what kids with
smart dads do for fun.
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Guys, I'm going
inside for just a minute.
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And while I'm gone no sniffing,
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no biting and no scooching.
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And Brutus, come here.
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Buddy, remember, Fifi
is not a chew toy, okay?
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So, Mitch, did you have a chance
to think about my Mr. Kwik idea?
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Yes, I did, J.P.
Or should I say...
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Mr. Kwik!
Really? Me?
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Yup, you're the new face of Kwikki Chikki.
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I see great things ahead for you.
The future is bright.
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Does the future
include a bump in pay?
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No, it does not.
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Well, doesn't matter.
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Being Mr. Kwik
is reward enough.
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Free soft drinks?
No.
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But you were right, kid.
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The face of Kwikki Chikki
needs to be young,
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healthy, good looking.
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Like that!
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You mean this?
Oh, no, no, no, this ain't that.
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This is good, but that is great.
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She can't be Mr. Kwik.
She's a girl.
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Then forget about Mr. Kwik.
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She'll be our Kwikki Chick.
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Are you ready to be the face
of Kwikki Chikki?
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I just wanted to
use the bathroom.
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I just don't understand
why you're mad at me.
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I'm mad at you
because you did it again.
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You walked right in there
and got the job handed to you.
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My job.
I didn't do it on purpose.
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Do you know how long
I was Mr. Kwik?
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37 seconds.
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That's too quick.
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What do you want me to do?
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Quit.
You already have a job.
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Walking dogs?
It's disgusting.
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No offense, guys.
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P.J., I'm sorry
you didn't get the job,
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but I'm not sorry I did.
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Of course you're not, princess.
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Stop calling me that!
Stop being that!
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Oh, Brutus, again?
Really?
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I'm gonna miss you least of all.
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Night vision goggles...
check.
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What are you doing?
I'm catching a mouse.
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With night vision goggles?
Really?
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Whatever it takes.
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Nobody makes a fool of Bob Duncan.
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No, he does that all by himself.
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Go back upstairs to bed
and let the expert do his job.
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Go get Mommy.
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♪ ee-I-ee-I-oh! ♪
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Break a leg.
Uh-huh.
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Okay, here we go, baby.
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♪ Twinkle twinkle little star ♪
260
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♪ How I wonder what you are ♪
261
00:14:09,970 --> 00:14:11,970
♪ Up above the world so high ♪
262
00:14:12,000 --> 00:14:15,740
♪ Like a diamond
in the sky ♪
263
00:14:15,770 --> 00:14:17,480
No, no, no, Charlie, grab the flashlight.
264
00:14:17,510 --> 00:14:19,510
Put it back on mommy.
Put it back on mommy.
265
00:14:22,250 --> 00:14:27,150
♪ The itsy-bitsy spider
went up the water spout ♪
266
00:14:27,190 --> 00:14:30,250
♪ Down came the rain ♪
267
00:14:30,290 --> 00:14:34,360
♪ And washed
the spider out ♪
268
00:14:34,390 --> 00:14:36,990
Charlie honey, I need you focus.
269
00:14:37,030 --> 00:14:39,590
Mommy's about to do her big finish.
270
00:14:41,460 --> 00:14:44,200
♪ Hickory dickory rock ♪
271
00:14:44,230 --> 00:14:46,930
♪ The mouse went up the clock ♪
272
00:14:46,970 --> 00:14:49,770
♪ the clock struck 12:00,
then something else ♪
273
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♪ I said
hickory dickory rock! ♪
274
00:14:55,310 --> 00:14:58,010
Thank you, Denver!
275
00:15:20,660 --> 00:15:22,890
There's our Kwikki Chick!
276
00:15:22,930 --> 00:15:26,190
All right, so all you have
to do is sit here,
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00:15:26,230 --> 00:15:29,330
sign autographs and eat chicken.
I can do that.
278
00:15:29,360 --> 00:15:31,200
J.P., get over here.
It's P.J.
279
00:15:31,230 --> 00:15:34,530
Wrong. From now on your
name is assistant.
280
00:15:34,570 --> 00:15:36,370
As in assistant to the Kwikki Chick.
281
00:15:36,400 --> 00:15:39,000
If she needs anything,
and I mean anything,
282
00:15:39,040 --> 00:15:40,540
You get it for her.
283
00:15:40,570 --> 00:15:44,000
Now, Mitch he.., P.J. doesn't
have to wait on me.
284
00:15:44,040 --> 00:15:47,040
Oh, yes he does.
Because in our little kingdom
285
00:15:47,070 --> 00:15:48,710
you're the princess.
286
00:15:51,710 --> 00:15:53,180
It's warm in here.
Are you warm?
287
00:15:53,210 --> 00:15:55,610
I do not want you perspiring.
Fan her.
288
00:16:03,420 --> 00:16:06,920
Um, Mitch, he's not doing it right.
289
00:16:06,960 --> 00:16:09,520
I want you to fan me.
Oh, actually...
290
00:16:09,560 --> 00:16:11,560
I'm the princess.
Fan me, Rich.
291
00:16:11,590 --> 00:16:14,300
It's Mitch.
Wrong! Now fan me.
292
00:16:16,900 --> 00:16:20,200
How's this?
Don't look at me.
293
00:16:20,240 --> 00:16:22,770
Teddy, what are you doing?
Silence.
294
00:16:24,110 --> 00:16:26,080
Um, can you just
eat the chicken now?
295
00:16:26,110 --> 00:16:28,110
Fine!
296
00:16:29,380 --> 00:16:31,480
Mmm!
Oh, that's awful!
297
00:16:34,320 --> 00:16:37,790
She means awful good.
298
00:16:39,420 --> 00:16:41,120
Ugh!
299
00:16:41,160 --> 00:16:43,120
How can you
people eat this stuff?
300
00:16:43,160 --> 00:16:45,230
They should call
this place Icky Chikki.
301
00:16:47,060 --> 00:16:48,830
Get out!
You're fired!
302
00:16:50,830 --> 00:16:53,270
Oh, oh, oh, oh!
And FYI,
303
00:16:53,300 --> 00:16:55,640
the number three is
horse meat, okay buddy?
304
00:16:56,640 --> 00:16:58,640
And delicious.
305
00:17:00,310 --> 00:17:02,480
And half off.
306
00:17:07,360 --> 00:17:09,120
Hey, Dad.
307
00:17:09,160 --> 00:17:11,130
You're still in your bathrobe.
308
00:17:11,160 --> 00:17:13,830
Why aren't you dressed?
What's the point?
309
00:17:13,860 --> 00:17:16,300
Shouldn't you be at work?
310
00:17:16,330 --> 00:17:19,330
There is no work.
I quit my job.
311
00:17:19,370 --> 00:17:20,630
Wait, what?!
312
00:17:20,670 --> 00:17:23,170
If I can't catch a little mouse,
313
00:17:23,200 --> 00:17:26,700
I don't deserve to call
myself an exterminator.
314
00:17:31,510 --> 00:17:33,780
I'm sorry.
315
00:17:33,810 --> 00:17:37,150
I'm a failure.
316
00:17:37,180 --> 00:17:39,250
No, Dad, you're not a failure.
317
00:17:39,280 --> 00:17:41,650
You caught the
mouse the first night.
318
00:17:41,680 --> 00:17:44,790
I was pranking you.
I'm so sorry.
319
00:17:44,820 --> 00:17:47,990
I didn't mean for
you to quit your job.
320
00:17:55,400 --> 00:17:57,060
I got ya!
321
00:17:58,630 --> 00:18:01,330
What?!
I've been pranking you.
322
00:18:01,370 --> 00:18:04,070
No way.
Yeah way.
323
00:18:05,570 --> 00:18:07,170
How'd you figure it out?
324
00:18:07,210 --> 00:18:10,570
I told you, I'm an expert
at animal behavior.
325
00:18:10,610 --> 00:18:13,940
All right, I saw you
let the mouse go.
326
00:18:13,980 --> 00:18:16,980
So that thing you did
with the mouse traps,
327
00:18:17,010 --> 00:18:18,310
you did that on purpose?
328
00:18:19,650 --> 00:18:22,320
Yes, I did that on purpose.
329
00:18:25,850 --> 00:18:28,450
You can't prank me, I prank you.
330
00:18:28,490 --> 00:18:30,660
That's how it works.
Oh no.
331
00:18:30,690 --> 00:18:33,490
That's how it used to work.
332
00:18:33,530 --> 00:18:36,330
How does it feel to
be on the other side?
333
00:18:39,570 --> 00:18:41,870
I don't know who I am anymore.
334
00:18:49,880 --> 00:18:51,380
Walking dogs again?
335
00:18:51,410 --> 00:18:53,350
Uh, yeah.
336
00:18:53,380 --> 00:18:55,480
Gotta get that phone somehow.
337
00:18:55,520 --> 00:18:57,920
And it beats working
at Kwikki Chikki.
338
00:18:57,950 --> 00:19:01,320
By the way, thanks.
For what?
339
00:19:01,350 --> 00:19:04,150
For going all diva
and getting fired on purpose.
340
00:19:04,190 --> 00:19:05,820
It meant a lot to me.
341
00:19:05,850 --> 00:19:07,760
I don't know what
you're talking about?
342
00:19:07,790 --> 00:19:10,090
Didn't you throw that
tantrum just to help me?
343
00:19:10,120 --> 00:19:12,560
Doesn't sound like me.
344
00:19:12,590 --> 00:19:17,230
Okay, well, however
you want to play it,
345
00:19:17,260 --> 00:19:20,230
I owe you a solid.
Here.
346
00:19:20,260 --> 00:19:21,900
This is mostly solid.
347
00:19:24,070 --> 00:19:25,530
Oh, look at that.
348
00:19:25,570 --> 00:19:27,640
Your brother and
sister are sharing.
349
00:19:30,700 --> 00:19:33,110
Hey, how's "Music and Me"?
350
00:19:33,140 --> 00:19:36,110
Fine.
351
00:19:36,140 --> 00:19:39,680
Listen, could you take Charlie
to class next time?
352
00:19:39,710 --> 00:19:42,380
And all the other times after that?
353
00:19:42,420 --> 00:19:44,580
What happened?
354
00:19:44,620 --> 00:19:47,390
There was a little misunderstanding.
355
00:19:47,420 --> 00:19:50,590
Apparently the me in "Music and Me",
356
00:19:50,620 --> 00:19:52,990
isn't me.
357
00:19:59,800 --> 00:20:01,970
Hey, Charlie.
It's me, P.J.
358
00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:04,440
I'm taking over Teddy's video
diary to tell you that,
359
00:20:04,470 --> 00:20:06,370
even though she
didn't want to admit it,
360
00:20:06,410 --> 00:20:08,910
she did something
really nice for me today.
361
00:20:08,940 --> 00:20:12,410
I guess sometimes we really
do care about each other.
362
00:20:12,440 --> 00:20:14,910
Who knows, maybe this is
the start of a whole new...
363
00:20:14,950 --> 00:20:16,750
P.J., what are you doing
with my camera?!
364
00:20:16,780 --> 00:20:18,750
I'm talking to Charlie.
Give me that.
365
00:20:18,780 --> 00:20:21,720
No, I'm not done yet!
Oh, yes you are.
366
00:20:21,750 --> 00:20:24,420
With a sister like this,
good luck, Charlie.
367
00:20:24,460 --> 00:20:26,830
Hey, I say that!
368
00:20:26,860 --> 00:20:28,560
Good luck, Charlie.
369
00:20:39,710 --> 00:20:41,980
Oh.
Hi.
370
00:20:42,010 --> 00:20:44,150
Hello.
371
00:20:44,180 --> 00:20:47,220
Look, Elaine, I probably
owe you an apology.
372
00:20:47,250 --> 00:20:49,050
I mean, making a
competition out of
373
00:20:49,090 --> 00:20:51,120
singing nursery
rhymes, it's ridiculous.
374
00:20:51,160 --> 00:20:54,230
No apology necessary.
I can be very competitive.
375
00:20:54,260 --> 00:20:56,290
Believe me, no one's more
competitive than me.
376
00:20:56,330 --> 00:20:58,930
I was voted most competitive
at competition school.
377
00:21:00,400 --> 00:21:02,160
May I take your order?
Yes.
378
00:21:02,200 --> 00:21:06,070
♪ A three piece
combo is what I'd like... ♪
379
00:21:06,100 --> 00:21:09,400
♪ And a kid's meal
for my little tyke ♪
380
00:21:09,440 --> 00:21:12,540
♪ I will have your six piece platter... ♪
381
00:21:12,570 --> 00:21:16,080
♪ Slaw or potato salad,
it don't matter ♪
382
00:21:16,110 --> 00:21:21,810
♪ Jumbo shake
and a side of fries... ♪
383
00:21:21,850 --> 00:21:26,620
♪ Might as well just stick 'em
on your meaty thighs ♪
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