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Uh-oh, Charlie,
look at your tummy.
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I think somebody's had
enough pancakes. No no.
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Oh my goodness,
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Somebody loves her blankie.
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Whoo!
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All right, Dad, now
pull out your blankie.
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Sure thing, son,
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Right after I drop you off
at a military school.
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Oh, hey, look what's
gonna happen on Saturday.
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Oh, yeah, the truck from the
thrift store is coming.
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And it's your wedding anniversary.
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Right.
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What time is the truck coming?
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So how are you guys
gonna celebrate this year?
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There's no better way to celebrate
than the tax deduction.
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We're gonna get from
donating old clothes.
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Bob, remember the deduction
from our 10th anniversary?
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Ooh!
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Guys, guys, guys, you know what?
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I think we should do something for
Mom and Dad on their anniversary.
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Don't we do enough for them
on Mother's and Father's day?
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You never do anything for them.
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Excuse me, I was born,
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Which made them a
mother and a father.
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My work is done.
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Well, I think.
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We should surprise them
with a romantic dinner.
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You're gonna make a dinner?
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I think we should surprise them.
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And order a romantic dinner.
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Then we can serve
it to them like waiters.
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Why do girl ideas always
take so much work?
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I get it.
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If we do something nice for them,
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They have to do
something nice for us.
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Like give us presents.
Yes.
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Why can't we just do it
because we love them?
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Because then we don't
get stuff. Duh.
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♪ Today's all burnt toast ♪
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♪ Running late, and Dad jokes ♪
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♪ Has anybody seen my left shoe ♪
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♪ Close my eyes, take a bite ♪
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♪ Grab a ride, laugh out loud ♪
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♪ There it is up on the roof ♪
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♪ I've been there, I survived ♪
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♪ So just take my advice ♪
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♪ Hang in there, Baby,
things are crazy ♪
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♪ But I know your future's bright ♪
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♪ Hang in there, Baby ♪
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♪ There's no maybe ♪
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♪ Everything turns out all right ♪
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♪ Sure life is up and down ♪
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♪ But trust me,
it comes back all around ♪
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♪ You're gonna love
who you turn out to be ♪
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♪ Hang in there, Baby ♪
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Hey!
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Shouldn't someone go
tell Charlie to shut up?
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You know what?
You give it a shot.
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We've been trying all night long.
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And by "we" he means me.
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Come on, I got up that one time.
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And when you flushed, you woke her up.
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But why is she so fussy?
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We can't find her blankie.
And we've looked everywhere.
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Oh, that's ridiculous.
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She shouldn't need something
to help her sleep.
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What about your stuffed monkey?
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Coco's different.
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Guys, what a horrible way
to spend your anniversary.
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We should really
get out of the house.
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Ow. What are
you doing?
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Oh.
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Mom and Dad, on your anniversary
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I'm taking you to lunch and a movie,
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my treat.
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Oh, Dad, bring your wallet.
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You don't know what
"my treat" means, do you?
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Okay, we'd love to go to a movie, kids,
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But not when Charlie's so upset.
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I'll find Charlie's blankie
and take care of her.
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Now you two go out
and enjoy some alone time.
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On your anniversary.
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With Gabe.
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And I know the perfect movie to see...
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"Star Exploders II:
Ticking Asteroids" in 3D.
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Hey, you know what?
The critics hated that.
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That means it's gotta be good.
Oh, yeah.
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Or we could see
"The Willow Weeps Tomorrow."
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What's that about?
It's a haunting tale of a young girl.
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Who lives on a farm, plants a willow tree.
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And grows up with dreams
of becoming a ballerina.
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And then on the day of the big audition.
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She twists her ankle,
goes back to the farm,
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gets married and has a baby.
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And do you know what she names it?
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Willow.
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I feel like we just saw it.
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And hated it.
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Oh, come on, guys.
It's my anniversary too.
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No no no, you're absolutely right.
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Look, we don't have to figure this out now.
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We'll decide when we get to the theater.
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Okay.
Okay.
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"Star Exploders"!
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Charlie, I'm looking for your blankie.
Please stop crying.
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Oh, look, it's your favorite show...
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The Gurgles.
Yeah, they're the colorful singing shapes.
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That teach you about shapes.
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♪ I am a red circle, yes, I am ♪
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♪ I am big and round
and red ♪
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Hey!
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Man, this is annoying.
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Oh, what's this I found?
Is this your blankie?
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I'll take that as a no.
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Let's take you on a walk.
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That'll make you feel better.
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Yay!
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Excuse me.
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Excuse me.
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Great, I think I'm the
only woman in here.
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Hey, what about...?
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Nope.
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I'm kind of getting hungry.
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Yeah, you know what?
Let's eat.
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Pass this to your dad.
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Isn't this great...
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not having to buy that
movie theater food?
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We're saving so much money.
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I guess I had a different
picture in my mind.
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When Gabe said
"lunch and a movie."
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I think he said
"lunch in a movie."
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Mom, do you have my milkshake?
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Oh.
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You know what?
I think it's easier.
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If you just stick the straw in.
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Hey, the movie's starting.
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Really?
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Excuse me, could you
take off your tentacles?
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Got the cake.
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Whoa.
What's all this about?
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Oh, it's the theme
for tonight's dinner.
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I turned the living room
into a Moroccan palace.
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So we'll be serving Moroccan food?
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Won't that make dad gassy?
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Name a country that
won't make dad gassy.
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Good point.
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Are you still looking
for Charlie's blankie?
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I can't find it anywhere.
I thought I put it in that pile of dirty clothes.
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We have a dirty clothes pile?
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Yeah, it's where your
clothes magically go.
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After you throw
them on the floor.
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I hope you didn't put it
on the donation pile.
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For the thrift store,
'cause that is long gone.
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We gave her blankie away?
You gave her blankie away.
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We have to get it back.
You have to get it back.
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Stop saying that.
You stop saying that.
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You know, I'm usually the
one who messes things up.
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But this time everything on
my side of the operation.
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Is going just fine.
See?
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"Bon Voyage, Esther & Marty"?
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Oops. You brought
home the wrong cake.
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Can't we just tell Mom and Dad,
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That "bon voyage" is french
for "happy anniversary"?
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What about "Esther & Marty"?
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Who cares about them?
They're on a ship.
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Okay, we still have time
before Mom and Dad get home.
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We can fix this.
How?
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You drop me off at the thrift store.
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I'll grab the blankie
while you go switch cakes.
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Let's do it.
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Let's do it with Charlie.
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Oh!
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Yeah!
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That was awesome.
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And derivative.
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They did it in "Solar
Troopers: Star Quest IV".
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How many stars have to explode
before this thing is over?
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10,365.
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Or so they said in the chat room.
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Hey, Mom, could you jiggle your purse?
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My shake's clogging.
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Honey, put your phone away.
It's distracting.
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My phone is distracting.
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From the 3D destruction
of the Milky Way?
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Do you mind?
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You were talking too.
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About the movie,
which is totally allowed.
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Oh, yeah?
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Honey, honey, where are you going?
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Out.
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Excuse me, could you move your flipper?
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I should go talk to her.
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Mr. President,
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only you can give the order
to explode the supernova.
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May the galaxy forgive me.
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Whoo!
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Excuse me, excuse me.
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Hi, I donated something
and I have to get it back.
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Oh, dear.
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Someone doesn't know what
the word "donation" means.
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See, darling, when
you "donate" something.
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You "do not" get it back.
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You don't understand
how important this is.
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I accidentally gave away
my baby sister's blankie.
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Your baby sister's blankie?!
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I still don't care.
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Did someone wake up on the
wrong side of the bed?
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I sleep on the futon.
Mama gets the bed.
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Can you help me?
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I'm afraid it's out of my hands.
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Everything that was donated this
week is already on that truck.
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Leslie's dog-washing service.
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If your pooch is dirty,
I'll make him purty.
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Side business.
I'm also a life coach.
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Yeah, uh-huh.
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Oh, I think I see it.
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No, ma'am, we don't wash cats.
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Cats wash themselves.
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Uh-oh.
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Wait, no.
Hold it, no.
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Boop boop boop!
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This is zaalouk, couscous,
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tajine, pastilla and harira.
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Any questions?
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Actually, I do have a question.
Is your name really Aziz?
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It is on Saturdays
between 5:00 and 9:00.
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Tuesdays and Thursdays
I'm Raoul from El Gaucho.
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Oh, cool.
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I'm also in the food delivery business.
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I work for Kwikki Chikki.
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You mean the guys
who wear the rooster hat.
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With the cartoon beak?
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Where's your pride, man?
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Gotta answer the phone.
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Hello.
P.J.
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Teddy, what happened to you?
I went to the thrift store and you weren't there.
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I'm locked in the back of a truck.
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Ooh, this is cute.
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Who would throw this out?
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What? Teddy, I can't hear you.
Try going outside, see if you get better reception.
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No, if I could go outside,
I wouldn't have to call you.
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Okay, I have an idea...
why don't I go outside?
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Can I hear you now?
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I'm locked in the back of a truck.
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Locked in the back of a truck?
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Teddy, how could you be so stupid?
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Um, forget that question.
I gotta go.
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Wait, no.
Wait, no.
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Um, yeah.
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Charlie, hi.
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Can you open the door for me?
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Charlie, come here.
Charlie, where are you going?
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Charlie, Charlie.
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Charlie, can you come here?
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Thattagirl. A little closer.
A little closer.
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Charlie, no.
No, not the food.
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Charlie, please.
Please come here.
258
00:13:03,440 --> 00:13:05,980
Charlie, Charlie, hi, hi.
259
00:13:05,980 --> 00:13:07,240
Come here.
Come here.
260
00:13:07,240 --> 00:13:09,310
Yes, thattagirl.
Thattagirl.
261
00:13:09,310 --> 00:13:11,220
A little closer.
A little closer.
262
00:13:18,620 --> 00:13:20,690
Ugh.
263
00:13:22,030 --> 00:13:25,960
You can do that,
but you can't open the door?
264
00:13:38,310 --> 00:13:40,370
Hey, honey, you're
missing the whole movie.
265
00:13:40,370 --> 00:13:43,580
Yeah, that's kind of the idea.
266
00:13:43,580 --> 00:13:45,140
What are you doing out here?
267
00:13:45,150 --> 00:13:49,280
The guy with the
tentacles cut the cheese.
268
00:13:49,280 --> 00:13:53,620
Yeah, it was the guy
with the tentacles.
269
00:13:53,620 --> 00:13:57,390
Honey, what's wrong?
270
00:13:57,390 --> 00:13:59,320
I don't know.
271
00:13:59,320 --> 00:14:02,190
I guess the truth is it would be nice.
272
00:14:02,190 --> 00:14:04,130
To do more on our anniversary.
273
00:14:04,130 --> 00:14:06,630
We used to do special things.
274
00:14:06,630 --> 00:14:08,930
Now we're eating onion rings
out of my purse.
275
00:14:08,930 --> 00:14:11,570
There were onion rings?
276
00:14:11,570 --> 00:14:13,430
But I thought we agreed.
277
00:14:13,440 --> 00:14:15,140
We weren't gonna
do anything special.
278
00:14:15,140 --> 00:14:17,070
Yeah, I know.
I know we did.
279
00:14:17,070 --> 00:14:18,670
So now you want to do special things?
280
00:14:18,670 --> 00:14:20,980
Well, it's better than
doing unspecial things,
281
00:14:20,980 --> 00:14:23,540
Like sitting in a theater
full of 40-year-old nerds.
282
00:14:23,540 --> 00:14:26,240
Hey, I'm only 36.
283
00:14:29,850 --> 00:14:32,250
Okay, you know what?
284
00:14:32,250 --> 00:14:34,720
You guys go back
and enjoy your movie.
285
00:14:34,720 --> 00:14:36,750
And I'm gonna go see
"The Willow Weeps Tomorrow."
286
00:14:36,750 --> 00:14:40,260
No, honey, wait a minute,
wait a minute, wait a minute.
287
00:14:40,260 --> 00:14:42,530
Are you gonna want
the onion rings or...?
288
00:14:44,890 --> 00:14:46,830
Here you go.
289
00:14:46,830 --> 00:14:49,600
Happy anniversary.
290
00:14:52,370 --> 00:14:56,100
I don't think I
handled that very well.
291
00:14:56,100 --> 00:14:59,070
Ya think?
292
00:14:59,080 --> 00:15:01,680
Oh, man.
293
00:15:01,680 --> 00:15:04,350
I should have planned something.
294
00:15:04,350 --> 00:15:06,580
Well, maybe you did.
What do you mean?
295
00:15:06,580 --> 00:15:09,080
Well, Teddy, P.J. and I
are surprising you guys.
296
00:15:09,080 --> 00:15:10,550
With an anniversary dinner.
297
00:15:10,550 --> 00:15:13,190
It was all my idea, not Teddy's.
298
00:15:15,160 --> 00:15:17,890
But I can let you take the credit.
299
00:15:17,890 --> 00:15:20,190
Are you serious?
You'd do that for me?
300
00:15:20,190 --> 00:15:22,990
Sure. Just remember me
on Gabe's day.
301
00:15:23,000 --> 00:15:26,400
What's Gabe's day?
Surprise me.
302
00:15:32,240 --> 00:15:34,570
Agh! An arm!
303
00:15:34,570 --> 00:15:36,940
My goodness, people
will donate anything.
304
00:15:36,940 --> 00:15:39,710
A little help here.
305
00:15:39,710 --> 00:15:41,910
What are you doing
in the back of my truck?
306
00:15:41,910 --> 00:15:44,680
Looking for my sister's blankie.
And it's not in here,
307
00:15:44,680 --> 00:15:47,710
Although I did find this
really cute top, see?
308
00:15:47,710 --> 00:15:49,850
You know what would
look good with that?
309
00:15:49,850 --> 00:15:51,780
Get out of my truck!
310
00:15:51,790 --> 00:15:53,750
But I don't even
know where I am.
311
00:15:53,750 --> 00:15:55,720
You're in the
driveway of my house.
312
00:15:55,720 --> 00:15:58,490
Mama always likes
first dibs on my pile.
313
00:15:58,490 --> 00:16:01,290
Wait, and you still have
to sleep on the futon?
314
00:16:01,290 --> 00:16:02,790
That just doesn't seem right.
315
00:16:02,790 --> 00:16:06,160
Would you mind
telling that to my mama?
316
00:16:09,200 --> 00:16:12,470
Charlie, please open the door.
317
00:16:17,200 --> 00:16:19,900
Open window.
318
00:16:31,650 --> 00:16:34,180
Ha ha!
Coming, Charlie.
319
00:16:54,500 --> 00:16:57,010
This is so sad.
320
00:16:57,010 --> 00:17:00,440
I know.
321
00:17:00,440 --> 00:17:02,910
First she loses her man,
322
00:17:02,910 --> 00:17:06,650
And now her sense of smell.
323
00:17:06,650 --> 00:17:10,720
Her problem is she loves too much.
324
00:17:10,720 --> 00:17:13,190
I smell Oscar.
325
00:17:13,190 --> 00:17:15,690
But she won't.
326
00:17:24,700 --> 00:17:26,570
What are you doing here?
327
00:17:26,570 --> 00:17:29,840
I was worried about you.
And our movie ended.
328
00:17:29,840 --> 00:17:32,070
Ow!
329
00:17:32,080 --> 00:17:34,540
Look, honey, I wasn't gonna tell you this,
330
00:17:34,540 --> 00:17:38,480
but I've got an anniversary
surprise waiting for you at home.
331
00:17:38,480 --> 00:17:41,150
Really?
What is it?
332
00:17:41,150 --> 00:17:44,820
If I told you, it wouldn't be
much of a surprise now, would it?
333
00:17:44,820 --> 00:17:46,280
Oh.
334
00:17:46,290 --> 00:17:48,120
I love you.
335
00:17:53,990 --> 00:17:58,230
Thanks for staying and watching
the rest of the movie with me.
336
00:17:58,230 --> 00:18:00,560
Oh.
337
00:18:00,560 --> 00:18:03,230
Okay.
338
00:18:06,300 --> 00:18:07,970
Why do I have to stay?
339
00:18:07,970 --> 00:18:11,510
Because if you don't,
Gabe's day is canceled.
340
00:18:22,080 --> 00:18:23,850
What are you doing here?
341
00:18:23,850 --> 00:18:25,950
I have a heart as well as a brain.
342
00:18:25,950 --> 00:18:27,950
I'm not a robot.
343
00:18:27,950 --> 00:18:29,620
I wish I was.
344
00:18:31,590 --> 00:18:35,460
Hey, Dad, do you
want to switch seats?
345
00:18:44,070 --> 00:18:47,700
So then I left Broadway.
346
00:18:47,700 --> 00:18:49,340
I've never looked back.
347
00:18:49,340 --> 00:18:53,610
I can't believe I didn't
find Charlie's blankie.
348
00:18:53,610 --> 00:18:55,480
I could have sworn
349
00:18:55,480 --> 00:18:57,640
I looked at every single
thing in that truck.
350
00:18:57,650 --> 00:18:59,910
Were you even listening
to my life's story?
351
00:18:59,910 --> 00:19:03,080
Does the name Patti Lupone
mean nothing to you?
352
00:19:03,080 --> 00:19:05,550
I'm sorry, I just...
353
00:19:05,550 --> 00:19:08,420
What are you sitting on?
Just a little blanket.
354
00:19:08,420 --> 00:19:10,760
No, that's Charlie's blankie.
Give me that!
355
00:19:10,760 --> 00:19:12,660
Oh, there.
356
00:19:12,660 --> 00:19:14,030
Why were you sitting on it?
357
00:19:14,030 --> 00:19:16,400
How shall I put this?
358
00:19:16,400 --> 00:19:20,370
I have a medical condition
known as posterial hydrosis.
359
00:19:20,370 --> 00:19:23,000
What's that?
Butt sweats.
360
00:19:24,540 --> 00:19:25,970
Eww.
361
00:19:25,980 --> 00:19:28,080
Well, at least I got it back.
362
00:19:30,350 --> 00:19:32,420
Stop the truck.
Back it up.
363
00:19:32,420 --> 00:19:34,850
Boop boop boop!
364
00:19:36,320 --> 00:19:38,790
Okay, look, before we go in
I just want to say something.
365
00:19:38,790 --> 00:19:43,060
Now I know I'm not always
the most romantic guy,
366
00:19:43,060 --> 00:19:46,120
But I should be,
because you deserve it.
367
00:19:48,080 --> 00:19:50,780
Happy anniversary!
368
00:19:53,780 --> 00:19:56,250
Surprise!
369
00:19:56,250 --> 00:19:59,220
Oh, Charlie.
370
00:19:59,220 --> 00:20:00,450
What happened?
371
00:20:00,460 --> 00:20:04,920
Ask Dad. He planned
the whole thing.
372
00:20:10,860 --> 00:20:13,370
For your anniversary
we'd like to serve you.
373
00:20:13,370 --> 00:20:15,070
A traditional Moroccan feast.
374
00:20:15,070 --> 00:20:17,540
But since that
ended up on the floor,
375
00:20:17,540 --> 00:20:19,400
We bring you...
376
00:20:19,410 --> 00:20:22,140
Peanut butter toast.
377
00:20:22,140 --> 00:20:24,110
This is so sweet of you kids.
378
00:20:24,110 --> 00:20:26,140
You know, I think
this turned out to be.
379
00:20:26,140 --> 00:20:27,840
A pretty great anniversary after all.
380
00:20:27,840 --> 00:20:31,150
I don't even mind that
I'm sitting in couscous.
381
00:20:31,150 --> 00:20:33,710
And now it's time for the entertainment.
382
00:20:33,720 --> 00:20:36,950
Ladies and gentlemen,
may I present to you...
383
00:20:36,950 --> 00:20:39,220
The Dancing Duncans!
384
00:20:55,400 --> 00:20:58,040
Isn't it amazing
how a little piece of cloth,
385
00:20:58,040 --> 00:20:59,870
can make someone so happy?
386
00:20:59,870 --> 00:21:04,140
Even when it's covered in
tire tracks and butt sweat.
387
00:21:04,140 --> 00:21:07,450
I'm gonna wash it
after you fall asleep.
388
00:21:07,450 --> 00:21:10,920
But it's so funny, because we
love our blankies so much,
389
00:21:10,920 --> 00:21:13,050
and then one day we
forget all about them.
390
00:21:13,050 --> 00:21:16,860
And if you're like me, you'll grow out
of yours by the time you're five.
391
00:21:18,830 --> 00:21:20,930
Good night.
392
00:21:25,970 --> 00:21:27,900
But if you're like Gabe,
393
00:21:27,900 --> 00:21:31,200
you might bring it
on your honeymoon.
394
00:21:32,840 --> 00:21:34,410
Good luck, Charlie.
395
00:21:39,410 --> 00:21:41,580
Hey, you know what?
I'm kind of hungry.
396
00:21:43,880 --> 00:21:45,250
Pass this to your dad.
397
00:21:45,250 --> 00:21:48,090
Anything else?
398
00:21:50,860 --> 00:21:54,120
I had chicken yesterday.
Got anything else?
399
00:21:59,700 --> 00:22:01,000
What, no fixings?
400
00:22:01,000 --> 00:22:03,130
Hold on.
401
00:22:07,570 --> 00:22:10,670
Hey, honey, aren't you
gonna have something?
402
00:22:10,670 --> 00:22:12,640
Oh, I almost forgot.
403
00:22:14,770 --> 00:22:17,200
Okay...
404
00:22:17,200 --> 00:22:20,310
Who ordered nachos?
405
00:22:20,310 --> 00:22:21,740
That would be me.
406
00:22:21,740 --> 00:22:23,510
Shh.
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