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Hey, Charlie, check this out.
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Here's something nobody has
ever seen before.
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Gabe is brushing his hair.
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Do you have to videotape
everything we do?
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This isn't a reality show.
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Oh, I know it's not reality because
he took a shower without being asked.
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You know what I think?
I think you like someone.
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What if I do?
No big deal.
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Are you kidding? Your
first crush is a huge deal.
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Look, she is a girl.
I'm a guy.
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These things happen every day.
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Not to you.
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I know.
Can you believe it?
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Hey, kids, come on, let's go.
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P.J. Honey, can you
watch Charlie after school?
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I have to work.
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I can't.
I'm working too.
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I can take Charlie with me
if you want.
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You want to help your
big brother deliver chicken?
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Or you could come
to the hospital
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And help Mommy change bedpans.
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You take her.
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Gabe, are you
wearing aftershave?
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A little.
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Why would you do that?
You're not shaving yet.
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As long as we're being logical,
why do you still have a comb?
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Get in the car.
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♪ Today's all burnt toast ♪
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♪ Running late, and Dad jokes ♪
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♪ Has anybody seen my left shoe ♪
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♪ Close my eyes, take a bite ♪
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♪ Grab a ride, laugh out loud ♪
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♪ There it is up on the roof ♪
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♪ I've been there, I survived ♪
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♪ So just take my advice ♪
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♪ Hang in there, Baby,
things are crazy ♪
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♪ But I know your future's bright ♪
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♪ Hang in there, Baby ♪
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♪ There's no maybe ♪
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♪ Everything turns out all right ♪
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♪ Sure life is up and down ♪
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♪ But trust me,
it comes back all around ♪
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♪ You're gonna love
who you turn out to be ♪
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♪ Hang in there, Baby ♪
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Okay, this is my chance.
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Don't blow it.
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Say something to her.
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H-h-hi, kit.
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Hellllooo, kit!
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Yo yo yo, kit!
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My mouth's so dry.
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I need juice.
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It's juice.
This is not pee.
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That went well.
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Is your sister home?
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Yes.
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Who was that?
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Mrs. Dabney with her
stupid questions.
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I have a follow-up question...
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May I speak to your sister?
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What can I do for you,
Mrs. Dabney?
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I'm going out of town
for a couple of days
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and I was wondering
if y'd be kind enough
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to look after my cat, Caboodle.
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Oh, I don't know.
I'm awfully busy.
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I'll pay you $20 a day.
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My schedule just opened up.
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Mm-hmm.
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I can trust you, right?
Of course.
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You do seem to be the least
disturbed of all the Duncan kids.
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What an almost
sweet thing to say.
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You need to know that Caboodle
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is the most important thing
in the world to me.
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How's Mr. Dabney doing?
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Like I said, love that Caboodle.
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Who is it?
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Kwikki chikki.
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Oh, hello.
Hi, it's $21.07.
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Oh, okay.
Who is this cutie pie?
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I'm P.J.
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I meant the other cutie pie.
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Oh, this is Charlie.
She's my baby sister.
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Why, isn't she the most
precious thing in the whole world?
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Yeah, my mom's at the
hospital, so I'm looking after her.
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Oh, you poor dear.
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Keep the change.
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Are you sure?
This is almost a $20 tip.
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Oh, you need it more than I do,
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what with your mom being
in the hospital and all.
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Oh, you think my mom is in...
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I'm not gonna lie to you.
It's been hard.
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Enjoy your chicken.
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Charlie, welcome to
the chicken delivery business.
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Give him dry food twice a day
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and make sure his
water bowl is always filled.
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Oh, and my sister Virginia is
coming by later for a play date.
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You want me to have a
play date with your sister?
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Not you... Caboodle.
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Virginia brings
her cat Stanley over.
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What a ridiculous name
for a cat.
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Caboodle?
Stanley.
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Oh, I should go.
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But so my little Caboodie
won't make a scene,
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you need to distract him.
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Should I pretend to be a mouse?
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Yes.
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I was joking.
I wasn't.
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The cat seems fine to me.
I'm paying you.
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Now put him down
and act like a mouse.
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Squeak squeak.
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You can do better than that.
Bare your teeth, wiggle your nose
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and act like you're eating
a piece of cheese.
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Now keep doing that
for 20 minutes,
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And he should be fine.
Goodbye, my Caboodle.
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Teddy honey,
did you lose something?
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Only my dignity.
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Mom, can you help me
with something?
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Sure, honey.
What can I do for you?
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Well, I have this friend
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and he needs to know
how to talk to girls.
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Does this friend have a name?
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No-orman.
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That's an odd name.
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Well, I think
he's from No-orway.
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Gabe honey, I'm your mom.
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You don't have to be embarrassed
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about telling me about
your first crushy-wushy.
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I'm just gonna go
look it up on the internet.
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No, no, no it's okay.
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I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
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Okay, so what have you
said to her so far?
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Um, I said,
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"that was juice,
not pee."
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And then she walked away.
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Oh, No-orman.
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Every time I get near her,
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my heart starts pounding,
my hands get all sweaty
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And I can't speak.
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Oh, you've got it bad.
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I remember my first crush.
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Was it Dad?
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Sure, why not?
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So what do I do?
How do I talk to her?
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Well, when you start
to get a little nervous,
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just ask her questions.
Let her do the talking.
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Find things you have in common.
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So just ask her stuff
and listen to the answers?
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That sounds easy.
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Sure.
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Relationships are
a piece of cake.
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That's why married people
are always so happy.
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Did Dad ever get nervous
talking to you?
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Oh, when your dad and I
first started dating
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we didn't do a lot of
talking. Mostly we just...
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Just what?
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Played checkers...
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Lots and lots of checkers.
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Hey, Dad.
Hey.
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You're taking care of Charlie
tomorrow afternoon, right?
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I believe I am.
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You know, I was thinking maybe
she should come to work with me.
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Why?
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Because I feel I didn't
do enough to help out
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When Teddy and Gabe were babies.
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Enough?
You didn't do anything.
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I know.
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And it haunts me.
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It haunts you?
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Yes.
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That's why I have to make
it up to you with Charlie.
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Okay.
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Love you, Dad.
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Oh, that boy's up to something.
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I should probably get into this.
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Eh, he's all the way upstairs.
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Listen and find
things in common.
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Listen and find
things in common.
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Hi.
Hi.
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Tell me about yourself.
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Why?
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I mean, only if you want to.
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Okay, what do you want to know?
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Tell me about your family.
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Oh, the family.
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Actually there's not much
to tell. I'm an only child.
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Me too.
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Cool.
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What else?
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Well, my parents are divorced.
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Mine too.
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Who do you live with?
Who do you live with?
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My mom.
Me too.
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Wow, we really have
a lot in common.
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You kn, I had a eling we might.
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Want half of
a peanut-butter sandwich?
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No, thanks.
I'm allergic to peanuts.
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Me too.
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You don't do much, do you?
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Hey, hey, catch.
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Or stay.
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Good cat.
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Mrs. Dabney,
why are you back here?
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Oh, I'm not Estelle.
I'm her sister Virginia.
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Wow, you really look
like Mrs. Dabney.
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Except for my laugh lines.
Estelle doesn't have any of those.
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Gabe, this is Mrs. Dabney's
twin sister Virginia.
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This is my brother, Gabe.
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Oh, you look like
a nice little boy.
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Would you like some candy?
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Only if you eat one first.
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You're as cute as the dickens.
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Okay, this is dang freaky.
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Okay, Stanley.
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Let's go play with Caboodle.
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Here we go.
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Uh-oh.
What's wrong?
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Caboodle always gets excited
when Stanley arrives.
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He's just been lying on the couch
all day. Do you think he's sick?
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You'd better hope not.
I'd hate to be in your shoes
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if something happened
to my sister's baby.
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Well, it's not my fault.
She'd understand that, right?
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Oh, yeah.
She's very understanding.
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Come on, Caboodle, perk up.
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This does not look good.
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Oh, I know what will
cheer you up...
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Mr. Mouse, right?
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This does not look good either.
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The whole family's pitching
in to help out with Charlie,
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because my mom's
in the hospital.
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Thank you.
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And thank you.
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Used to be
her Halloween costume,
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but with mom in the hospital,
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we can't afford to buy her
a winter coat...
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A new winter coat.
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Is your mom any better?
The same,
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but we're trying to be brave.
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You poor thing.
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Aww.
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It's hardest on the little ones.
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Whenever we visit mom
in the hospital,
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Charlie does this.
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Mama, mama, mama.
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Warren, get out here!
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And bring your wallet!
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Thanks for coming on such
short notice, Dr. Tushy.
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It's pronounced "tushy."
you don't have to thank me.
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Caboodle Dabney is one of
my favorite patients.
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I didn't know veterinarians
made house calls.
250
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Oh, they don't.
I'm a therapist.
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A therapist for cats?
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And birds.
But never at the same time.
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You only make that mistake once.
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Uh-huh.
Huh.
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Oh.
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00:14:34,580 --> 00:14:36,756
So what's wrong with Caboodle?
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Well, his aura is off.
His chakras are out of line.
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How's his poop?
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Fine.
How's yours?
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00:14:45,120 --> 00:14:48,196
Well, that's a little personal,
261
00:14:48,220 --> 00:14:51,220
but since you ask,
super good and getting better.
262
00:14:53,090 --> 00:14:55,576
Maybe we should get back
to the cat, Dr. Tushy.
263
00:14:55,600 --> 00:14:56,936
It's "tushy."
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Tushy.
265
00:14:58,560 --> 00:15:01,206
Huh-uh, tushy.
Tushy?
266
00:15:01,230 --> 00:15:04,400
Tushy, tushy, tushy.
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00:15:05,770 --> 00:15:08,186
Do you have a first name?
Tish.
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00:15:08,210 --> 00:15:09,916
Tish Tushy?
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00:15:09,940 --> 00:15:11,116
"Doctor."
270
00:15:11,140 --> 00:15:15,480
Anyway, can you fix him?
271
00:15:17,550 --> 00:15:19,296
No.
272
00:15:19,320 --> 00:15:22,726
But you can. Caboodle
is feeling abandoned.
273
00:15:22,750 --> 00:15:25,436
He needs to know
he's safe and secure.
274
00:15:25,460 --> 00:15:28,566
Now close your eyes
and send him a thought
275
00:15:28,590 --> 00:15:30,736
to let him know you care.
276
00:15:30,760 --> 00:15:32,836
Can't you give him a shot or...?
277
00:15:32,860 --> 00:15:35,376
Send him a thought.
278
00:15:35,400 --> 00:15:38,446
Send him a thought.
Send him a thought.
279
00:15:38,470 --> 00:15:39,916
Do you have a thought?
280
00:15:39,940 --> 00:15:42,200
Oh, I'm having a few of them.
281
00:15:55,750 --> 00:15:57,996
Kit.
Hi, Gabe.
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What are you doing here?
I told my mom all about you
283
00:16:00,650 --> 00:16:02,536
and we just wanted to say hi.
284
00:16:02,560 --> 00:16:05,636
Yeah, it is so wonderful
that kit met someone
285
00:16:05,660 --> 00:16:07,636
with a family just like ours.
286
00:16:07,660 --> 00:16:09,906
Okay.
287
00:16:09,930 --> 00:16:11,646
Do you mind if we come in?
288
00:16:11,670 --> 00:16:13,876
Yeah, sure, I guess.
289
00:16:13,900 --> 00:16:15,930
Okay.
290
00:16:18,540 --> 00:16:22,546
You know, I'll actually
be right back.
291
00:16:22,570 --> 00:16:23,900
Okay.
292
00:16:26,210 --> 00:16:29,356
I have a big problem.
What are you doing?
293
00:16:29,380 --> 00:16:33,686
I'm readjusting
Caboodle's aura. Duh.
294
00:16:33,710 --> 00:16:35,826
I'm in big trouble.
What's wrong?
295
00:16:35,850 --> 00:16:39,066
The girl I like is here with her mom.
What's wrong with that?
296
00:16:39,090 --> 00:16:40,996
I told her mom and
dad are divorced
297
00:16:41,020 --> 00:16:43,466
and I'm an only child.
What am I gonna do?
298
00:16:43,490 --> 00:16:46,236
Okay, the first thing you're
gonna do is calm down.
299
00:16:46,260 --> 00:16:49,336
Your negative energy
is upsetting the cat.
300
00:16:49,360 --> 00:16:51,336
You gotta help me.
301
00:16:51,360 --> 00:16:52,976
Okay, relax,
302
00:16:53,000 --> 00:16:56,146
Or later you're gonna have
trouble with your poop.
303
00:16:56,170 --> 00:16:57,446
Teddy.
304
00:16:57,470 --> 00:16:59,246
Fine, I'll go
and get rid of them.
305
00:16:59,270 --> 00:17:00,816
Wait, they can't know
you're my sister.
306
00:17:00,840 --> 00:17:04,810
Right, so I will be
somebody else.
307
00:17:06,070 --> 00:17:10,086
Hi, I'm Teddy,
the housekeeper. See?
308
00:17:10,110 --> 00:17:12,726
Hi, I'm Dana.
This is Kit.
309
00:17:12,750 --> 00:17:14,726
Why are you wearing a cat?
310
00:17:14,750 --> 00:17:18,796
Because in my country
we have a saying
311
00:17:18,820 --> 00:17:22,096
"The house looks its best
when a cat's
312
00:17:22,120 --> 00:17:23,866
on your chest."
313
00:17:23,890 --> 00:17:27,066
What country is that?
314
00:17:27,090 --> 00:17:29,066
Canada.
315
00:17:29,090 --> 00:17:33,276
Mrs. Duncan isn't home
and I have a house to clean,
316
00:17:33,300 --> 00:17:35,876
So as we say in my country,
"oot."
317
00:17:35,900 --> 00:17:37,506
"Oot oot."
318
00:17:37,530 --> 00:17:39,546
Okay, could you just
tell her we stopped by?
319
00:17:39,570 --> 00:17:41,076
You betcha.
320
00:17:41,100 --> 00:17:43,346
Hey, everybody.
321
00:17:43,370 --> 00:17:46,086
Who's that?
That's the chicken delivery guy.
322
00:17:46,110 --> 00:17:49,056
Dude, what's with the cat?
None of your business.
323
00:17:49,080 --> 00:17:52,180
And don't call me "dude,"
chicken delivery guy.
324
00:17:53,280 --> 00:17:55,226
Now come out to the porch
325
00:17:55,250 --> 00:17:57,556
where I will teach you
how to use a doorbell.
326
00:17:57,580 --> 00:18:01,326
You know what's weird?
He didn't have any chicken.
327
00:18:01,350 --> 00:18:04,696
He's just here
to take our order.
328
00:18:04,720 --> 00:18:06,866
Then another guy comes
and delivers it.
329
00:18:06,890 --> 00:18:09,936
It's not a good system.
330
00:18:09,960 --> 00:18:12,806
I'm the chicken delivery guy.
331
00:18:12,830 --> 00:18:14,706
See?
332
00:18:14,730 --> 00:18:17,806
That is such an
adorable baby. Is she...?
333
00:18:17,830 --> 00:18:20,076
Part of the promotion.
Right, P.J.,
334
00:18:20,100 --> 00:18:22,076
which may or may not be
your name?
335
00:18:22,100 --> 00:18:24,686
That's right.
A promotion.
336
00:18:24,710 --> 00:18:26,986
Kwikki Chikki is introducing
337
00:18:27,010 --> 00:18:29,356
Baby Back ribs.
338
00:18:29,380 --> 00:18:32,156
And they make you
carry around a baby?
339
00:18:32,180 --> 00:18:34,056
That comes from corporate.
340
00:18:34,080 --> 00:18:38,050
They have no idea what
it's like out in the field.
341
00:18:39,420 --> 00:18:42,596
Look who's here.
Who is here?
342
00:18:42,620 --> 00:18:46,236
Hi, I'm Bob.
The exterminator.
343
00:18:46,260 --> 00:18:48,506
Yeah, I'm a little more than
that. Why are you wearing a cat?
344
00:18:48,530 --> 00:18:51,676
Oh, forget the cat. There
is a skunk in the backyard
345
00:18:51,700 --> 00:18:54,576
and I demand you go
exterminate it right now.
346
00:18:54,600 --> 00:18:57,616
What are you talking about?
Skunks don't come out during the day.
347
00:18:57,640 --> 00:18:59,976
Well, then go out
and tell him that.
348
00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:03,070
Sorry about that. He does
good work, but he's a little chatty.
349
00:19:04,710 --> 00:19:06,156
Mom? No!
350
00:19:06,180 --> 00:19:08,256
Well, hello to you too.
351
00:19:08,280 --> 00:19:11,386
Hello.
Hi, I'm Dana. I'm Kit's mom.
352
00:19:11,410 --> 00:19:13,926
I'm Amy.
This baby is so cute.
353
00:19:13,950 --> 00:19:15,226
Isn't she?
354
00:19:15,250 --> 00:19:19,220
She sure makes me want
some baby back ribs.
355
00:19:20,590 --> 00:19:22,326
Beg pardon?
356
00:19:22,350 --> 00:19:24,966
No skunk back there. Oh, hey, sweetie.
Hey.
357
00:19:24,990 --> 00:19:27,666
Wow, you're very friendly
with the exterminator.
358
00:19:27,690 --> 00:19:29,766
I do sleep next to him
every night.
359
00:19:29,790 --> 00:19:32,136
I didn't realize you had a boyfriend.
She's got a what?
360
00:19:32,160 --> 00:19:34,136
The exterminator
is your boyfriend.
361
00:19:34,160 --> 00:19:36,046
The exterminator is my husband.
362
00:19:36,070 --> 00:19:38,406
So you remarried?
I was never divorced.
363
00:19:38,430 --> 00:19:39,946
Well, Kit told me you were.
364
00:19:39,970 --> 00:19:42,070
Because that's what
Gabe told me.
365
00:19:46,970 --> 00:19:50,180
I may have told
a teeny little lie.
366
00:19:52,240 --> 00:19:54,386
Sorry. I just wanted
you to like me.
367
00:19:54,410 --> 00:19:57,026
Gabe, you should have
just told me the truth.
368
00:19:57,050 --> 00:19:58,656
I know.
And I promise,
369
00:19:58,680 --> 00:20:00,826
From now on I'll always be
completely honest with you.
370
00:20:00,850 --> 00:20:03,326
I'm back.
Now who's this?
371
00:20:03,350 --> 00:20:06,336
That's either Virginia
who's nice and gives out candy
372
00:20:06,360 --> 00:20:08,396
or Mrs. Dabney...
Her evil twin.
373
00:20:08,420 --> 00:20:11,060
We're out of here.
374
00:20:18,070 --> 00:20:21,146
Well, Charlie, the good news is
Caboodle's fine.
375
00:20:21,170 --> 00:20:24,186
Turns out all he needed
was a trip to the litter box.
376
00:20:24,210 --> 00:20:27,856
But the bad news is
Gabe's romance with Kit is over.
377
00:20:27,880 --> 00:20:31,686
Well, the good news is
I don't have to shower anymore.
378
00:20:31,710 --> 00:20:34,326
That's really good news.
379
00:20:34,350 --> 00:20:37,766
So if your brother Gabe
goes to give you a hug,
380
00:20:37,790 --> 00:20:40,596
Well, good luck, Charlie.
381
00:20:40,620 --> 00:20:43,620
Don't worry.
That won't happen.
382
00:20:46,290 --> 00:20:49,276
Hey, Mom, Charlie and I
have to work a double tomorrow.
383
00:20:49,300 --> 00:20:52,776
What? Why do you keep
taking Charlie to work?
384
00:20:52,800 --> 00:20:56,316
Because I love her.
385
00:21:00,510 --> 00:21:02,610
Nobody?
386
00:21:08,780 --> 00:21:13,026
May I help you?
I just wanted to drop off this casserole.
387
00:21:13,050 --> 00:21:14,356
Excuse me?
388
00:21:14,380 --> 00:21:17,466
Well, with P.J.'s mom
being in the hospital
389
00:21:17,490 --> 00:21:22,196
and him practically having to
raise Charlie on his own...
390
00:21:22,220 --> 00:21:25,206
It's just so sad.
391
00:21:25,230 --> 00:21:27,166
You think...
392
00:21:27,190 --> 00:21:30,330
Gosh, that smells good.
393
00:21:31,600 --> 00:21:34,376
It is sad.
394
00:21:34,400 --> 00:21:38,340
I find when people are in need...
Thank you.
395
00:21:39,200 --> 00:21:41,400
Kids, dinner's ready.
396
00:21:55,910 --> 00:21:58,550
It's open.
397
00:22:00,310 --> 00:22:02,950
There's another one?
398
00:22:06,490 --> 00:22:07,546
There's another one?
399
00:22:07,570 --> 00:22:09,300
What?
Five in all.
400
00:22:09,390 --> 00:22:12,390
We're the world famous quints
of Sheboygan, Winsconsin.
401
00:22:12,530 --> 00:22:15,230
We were the biggest
news story of 1958.
402
00:22:15,300 --> 00:22:17,880
This was supposed
to be a family reunion.
403
00:22:18,270 --> 00:22:19,378
What happened?
404
00:22:19,403 --> 00:22:22,724
Estelle kicked us out.
That woman's not right.
405
00:22:23,340 --> 00:22:24,876
Tell me about it!
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