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Cracker.
Yes.
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Pickle dill.
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Good. And?
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Cottage cheese low fat
small curd...
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touch of fuzz.
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Expiration date?
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Three weeks ago.
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Amazing.
Yes!
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What's going on?
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We're playing
"guess that snack."
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And next year you can vote.
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Hey listen P.J.
I ran into a friend of mine today.
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He's opening up a new
chicken restaurant
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and he needs a delivery guy.
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Dad you already have a job.
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I'm talking about you.
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Oh thanks, but I'm
already booked solid
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between the school, the band
our snacking competitions.
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I can't do it all.
I'm just one guy.
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One guy who delivers chicken.
Here's the number.
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Hey Emmett if you want I might
be able to get you a job too.
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Oh no thanks, Mr. D.
I already got a job.
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Doing what?
My dad pays me to stay out of the house.
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Working right now.
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♪ Today's all burnt toast ♪
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♪ Running late, and Dad jokes ♪
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♪ Has anybody seen my left shoe ♪
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♪ Close my eyes, take a bite ♪
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♪ Grab a ride, laugh out loud ♪
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♪ There it is up on the roof ♪
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♪ I've been there, I survived ♪
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♪ So just take my advice ♪
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♪ Hang in there, Baby,
things are crazy ♪
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♪ But I know your future's bright ♪
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♪ Hang in there, Baby ♪
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♪ There's no maybe ♪
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♪ Everything turns out all right ♪
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♪ Sure life is up and down ♪
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♪ But trust me,
it comes back all around ♪
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♪ You're gonna love
who you turn out to be ♪
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♪ Hang in there, Baby ♪
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Hey Charlie I want to show you
something pretty adorable.
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You and mommy are doing
yoga together.
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Okay Charlie this next move
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is called the warrior.
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Charlie.
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Mom likes to blame her farts
on other people
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but we love her anyway.
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Uh, excuse me,
Mom doesn't fart no.
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She toots.
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That was quite a toot
you just cut.
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Hey honey how was school?
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Good.
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Why are you wearing
your hat like that?
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Oh no reason.
It's how I roll.
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Oh my gosh Gabe, what happened?
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Charlie and I
were playing pattycake
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And things went bad.
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Who did this to you?
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This new kid in my class...
Jo something.
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Poor thing. Why do the big kids
always pick on the little kids?
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Isn't that the ice pack
Dad puts on his butt?
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Eww.
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Actually I think it's that one.
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Eww.
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What about broccoli?
Dad hates broccoli.
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Which is why
he'd use it on his...
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Eww!
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Oh no.
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Is Dad's butt acting up again?
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Who is it?
Kwikki Chikki.
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Where every piece of chicken
is grilled with love.
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Hi.
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Hello?
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Uh, here you go.
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Thanks.
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Keep the change.
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Enjoy your Kwikki Chikki.
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I think I was just
grilled with love.
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Would you mind answering
a few questions
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For a customer satisfaction
survey?
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Okay.
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Did you find
Kwikki Chikki service
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To be good really good
or super good?
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Really good.
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If a good-looking Kwikki Chikki
delivery dude asked you on a date
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Would his chances be good
really good or super good?
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Could you take off
that cap for a second?
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Super good.
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Freeze.
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Back it up and bring it here.
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Oh Gabe again?
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Yes again.
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Well did you at least
hit him back this time?
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I can't do that.
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Why not?
You gotta take this bully down
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give him a taste
of his own medicine.
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That's the only way
to get him to stop.
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Just let me handle it.
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All right.
Well you know what?
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If you won't do it then I will.
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I will school this kid
Teddy-style.
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Whoo!
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Whoa I need a manicure.
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Hey P.J., Emmett's called
a few times.
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Yeah I'll call him later.
Oh Dad I forgot to tell you
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My girlfriend...
I love saying that...
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She told me
something interesting.
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She's your girlfriend already?
You've had one date.
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One amazing date.
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One awesome magical fun...
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What did she say?
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Who?
Your girlfriend.
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I love it when you say it too.
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She said her mom and you
know each other.
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Her name used to be
Katherine Davis.
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Katherine Davis?
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Um...
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That's not ringing a bell.
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Boy I'd sure like
to see your reaction
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when someone does ring a bell.
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Who is she?
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She's the last girl
I dated before you.
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I'm dating your old
girlfriend's daughter?
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I hope that's not gonna be
a problem for me.
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Seems like it might be for me.
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I'd like to hear more
about her Bob.
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Oh look did I date
a lot of girls before you?
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Yes sure.
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Did I leave a trail
of broken hearts?
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Absolutely.
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But you know what?
It was all worth it
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Because I saved
the best for last.
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Oh.
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Me too.
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And I can't wait to meet him.
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Eh.
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You did not just
send me to voicemail.
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Sorry.
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I'm expecting a call
from my girlfriend.
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You've been dodging
my calls all day.
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Hey good news Emmett.
We just put in a doorbell.
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What were you calling about?
To see if you wanted to hang out.
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Wish I could but I'm
kind of busy right now.
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Hey girlfriend.
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No I'm not doing
anything right now.
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Yeah of course I can come over.
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You want to hang out
Mr. D?
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We could play
"guess that snack."
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I brought my blindfold.
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What are you doing here?
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Brought you lunch.
I already have my lunch.
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Well give this to the nerdy kid
who does your homework... yay!
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Hey Gabe.
Hi Jo.
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Where do you think
you're going?
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That's Jo?
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Gotta go.
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You're the kid who's been
pounding my brother?
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But you're a girl.
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Yes and that's a chair.
And that's a book.
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Are we done now?
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Have a seat Jo.
You and me are gonna have a little talk.
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Okay.
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Jo, I'm here because
I'm not happy.
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And do you know
why I'm not happy?
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No, but I bet you're gonna tell me.
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Oh yes.
I'm not happy
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Because you've been
bullying my brother.
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He's a boy
so he can't hit back.
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But I'm not a boy.
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You don't scare me.
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Really?
Well,
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do I scare you now?
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No.
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Fair enough.
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How about now?
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I can do that with pens.
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Okay, I want you
to leave my brother alone
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or the next thing that
gets snapped will be you.
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Now get out of my face.
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Does Gabe ever talk about me?
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Ever since you gave him
that fat lip
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he's had trouble
talking about anyone.
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Does he have a girlfriend?
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No and why would you...?
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Wait a minute.
Do you like Gabe?
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Eww that's disgusting.
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Okay maybe a little.
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Oh so I had a chat
with your little friend Jo.
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Did she punch you?
No.
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Kick you?
No.
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Okay well get this... turns
out she has a crush on you.
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She does?
Why does she keep hitting me?
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Well she has trouble
expressing her feelings
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and then she gets frustrated
and lashes out.
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So I get punched
for being a hunk?
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Yep that's it.
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She really said she likes me?
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Whoa, wait, do you like her too?
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Eww, that's just disgusting.
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Okay maybe a little.
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Hi Mr. Duncan.
Hi Madison.
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P.J.'s downstairs.
Thanks.
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Bobby.
Kitty-Kat.
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Look at you.
Look at you.
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Look at me.
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Hey honey. I'd like you to
meet Kitty... Katherine.
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I'm Madison's mom.
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Hi I'm Amy
P.J.'s mom
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And Bob's first wife.
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Can you believe our kids
are dating each other?
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That's a crazy twist isn't it?
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Whoo!
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Well I've got to run.
It was so nice to meet you
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and so great
to see you again, Bobby.
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Yeah.
Okay.
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Kitty-Kat, huh?
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Well I could come up
with a nickname for you.
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Like...
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you know it's really funny
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'cause I'm thinking of a lot
of nicknames for you.
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Hi boyfriend.
Hi girlfriend.
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Hi Emmett.
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Girlfriend.
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You guys are rehearsing.
Should I come back later?
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Yes.
No.
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No we're just finishing up.
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Aren't we?
We started five minutes ago.
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It was a good five minutes.
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I feel like I'm intruding.
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No you're not.
Yes you are.
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I'll be upstairs.
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Okay, one, two,
one, two, three, four...
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No Emmett, stop.
What?
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I don't like the way you were
talking to my girlfriend.
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I don't like the way she's
interrupting our rehearsal.
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She has no respect
for the process.
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We don't have a process.
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She doesn't know that.
Everyone knows that.
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What's more important to you...
your girlfriend or this band?
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This band was just
a way to get girls
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Which I did.
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Fine.
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Then this band is through.
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I'll take my drums
and get out of your life.
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Someone will be by
to collect my things.
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Hey what are you
doing out here?
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Just thinking.
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P.J. and The Vibe
broke up today.
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Oh, well, son it's hard
to keep a band together.
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And you guys did have
some challenges..
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most of them musical.
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We'd still be together if Emmett
wasn't jealous of my girlfriend.
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Son you've been spending an
awful lot of time with Madison.
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Now did you ever consider that
maybe Emmett feels rejected?
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By my girlfriend?
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By you.
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Because I have a girlfriend.
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Because you've been ignoring him.
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Because of my girlfriend.
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P.J., I'm ready
to break up with you.
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Son you can't let a girl
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come between you
and your best friend.
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00:14:45,940 --> 00:14:48,440
But Madison's softer
265
00:14:48,440 --> 00:14:50,410
and smells better than Emmett.
266
00:14:50,410 --> 00:14:53,280
Look trust me on this okay?
267
00:14:53,280 --> 00:14:55,080
I nearly made the same mistake
268
00:14:55,080 --> 00:14:57,080
when I was dating
Madison's mom.
269
00:14:57,080 --> 00:14:58,780
Really?
What happened?
270
00:14:58,780 --> 00:15:00,950
Katherine was too clingy,
271
00:15:00,950 --> 00:15:02,620
too demanding.
272
00:15:02,620 --> 00:15:04,520
She came between me
and my friends
273
00:15:04,520 --> 00:15:07,050
so I did what I had to do...
274
00:15:08,890 --> 00:15:11,390
let her go,
275
00:15:11,390 --> 00:15:14,730
said goodbye..
276
00:15:14,730 --> 00:15:18,060
no more Bobby Love for her.
277
00:15:19,130 --> 00:15:22,600
Bobby Love?
That's what she called you?
278
00:15:22,600 --> 00:15:25,170
Oh you know it.
279
00:15:25,170 --> 00:15:29,140
Um that one we don't need
to share with your mom.
280
00:15:37,480 --> 00:15:39,780
This is weird.
I don't usually get invited
281
00:15:39,780 --> 00:15:41,820
to play dates
with the kids I beat up.
282
00:15:41,820 --> 00:15:44,850
About that...
I talked to Gabe
283
00:15:44,850 --> 00:15:47,650
and turns out
he kinds of likes you too.
284
00:15:47,660 --> 00:15:49,220
He does?
285
00:15:49,220 --> 00:15:50,520
Why are you
clenching your fist?
286
00:15:50,520 --> 00:15:52,560
I feel like punching someone.
287
00:15:52,560 --> 00:15:55,830
Okay well we need to work on how
you express yourself with boys.
288
00:15:55,830 --> 00:15:58,000
Why don't we try a little
role-playing okay?
289
00:15:58,000 --> 00:15:59,930
I'll be Gabe. You'll be you.
Okay.
290
00:15:59,930 --> 00:16:03,100
So let's pretend we run
into each other at school.
291
00:16:03,100 --> 00:16:05,100
Hi Jo.
Hi Gabe.
292
00:16:05,100 --> 00:16:07,670
I like your jacket.
293
00:16:10,710 --> 00:16:14,650
Well somebody knows karate.
294
00:16:14,650 --> 00:16:17,110
Sorry.
It was a reflex.
295
00:16:17,120 --> 00:16:20,480
Let me try again.
Okay but this time
296
00:16:20,480 --> 00:16:22,690
let's keep our hands
to ourselves okay?
297
00:16:22,690 --> 00:16:24,290
Got it.
298
00:16:24,290 --> 00:16:26,290
Okay.
Hi Jo.
299
00:16:26,290 --> 00:16:27,460
Hi Gabe.
300
00:16:27,460 --> 00:16:29,660
Want to sit with me at lunch?
301
00:16:29,660 --> 00:16:32,330
Yah!
302
00:16:34,730 --> 00:16:36,500
I see you found a loophole.
303
00:16:36,500 --> 00:16:38,530
You didn't say anything
about the feet.
304
00:16:38,530 --> 00:16:42,200
And now you've learned
the word "loophole."
305
00:16:42,200 --> 00:16:46,470
Now try this time
306
00:16:46,470 --> 00:16:49,240
with no hands and no feet
307
00:16:49,240 --> 00:16:51,310
or anything else
you could hit me with.
308
00:16:51,310 --> 00:16:53,080
Got it.
309
00:16:53,080 --> 00:16:54,640
Hi Jo.
You look nice.
310
00:16:58,650 --> 00:17:00,380
Very good, Jo.
311
00:17:00,380 --> 00:17:02,790
You clenched your fist
and then you unclenched.
312
00:17:02,790 --> 00:17:04,420
That is called progress.
313
00:17:04,420 --> 00:17:06,960
Feels weird without hitting
314
00:17:06,960 --> 00:17:09,830
but I kind of like it.
315
00:17:09,830 --> 00:17:12,290
What is she doing here?
316
00:17:12,290 --> 00:17:15,200
No no it's okay.
You have nothing to worry about.
317
00:17:15,200 --> 00:17:17,170
Right Jo?
Right.
318
00:17:17,170 --> 00:17:19,630
Hey Gabe.
You look nice.
319
00:17:19,630 --> 00:17:22,500
What?
320
00:17:22,500 --> 00:17:25,740
She gave you a compliment.
Say something nice back.
321
00:17:25,740 --> 00:17:28,740
Uh...
322
00:17:28,740 --> 00:17:33,080
Your hair looks softer
than your fists?
323
00:17:33,080 --> 00:17:36,080
Thanks.
324
00:17:36,080 --> 00:17:38,120
Why don't you two
hang out for a while?
325
00:17:38,120 --> 00:17:40,150
I'll be upstairs
trying to decide
326
00:17:40,150 --> 00:17:43,350
if I should apply ice or heat.
327
00:17:45,060 --> 00:17:47,460
So what do you like to do?
328
00:17:47,460 --> 00:17:49,690
I like monster trucks,
329
00:17:49,690 --> 00:17:52,460
mixed martial arts and dolls.
330
00:17:52,460 --> 00:17:55,500
You like video games?
What do you got?
331
00:17:55,500 --> 00:17:57,660
"Galaxy of Death."
Is it violent?
332
00:17:57,670 --> 00:18:00,600
Level two comes with
the barf bags.
333
00:18:00,600 --> 00:18:03,340
It's really fun.
334
00:18:03,340 --> 00:18:05,510
You had me at barf bag.
335
00:18:13,480 --> 00:18:15,180
Hey what are you doing here?
336
00:18:15,180 --> 00:18:17,120
I'm between deliveries
337
00:18:17,120 --> 00:18:19,180
but I really wanted
to say something to you.
338
00:18:19,190 --> 00:18:23,220
First I'm like totally psyched
that you're my girlfriend.
339
00:18:23,220 --> 00:18:25,790
Great.
Anything else?
340
00:18:25,790 --> 00:18:28,590
Well yeah.
I was just thinking
341
00:18:28,590 --> 00:18:31,490
That we should be spending
a little less time together
342
00:18:31,500 --> 00:18:33,660
you know so we still
have time for friends.
343
00:18:33,660 --> 00:18:35,160
Works for me.
344
00:18:35,160 --> 00:18:38,570
Not starting right now.
Madison what's going on?
345
00:18:38,570 --> 00:18:40,440
Nothing.
Gotta get to work babe.
346
00:18:40,440 --> 00:18:43,700
Who's that?
Nobody.
347
00:18:43,710 --> 00:18:45,740
See you later babe.
348
00:18:45,740 --> 00:18:47,440
Nice hat.
349
00:18:47,440 --> 00:18:49,540
Thanks.
350
00:18:49,540 --> 00:18:52,780
You too.
351
00:18:52,780 --> 00:18:54,080
Who was that?
352
00:18:54,080 --> 00:18:56,480
Just the pizza delivery guy.
353
00:18:56,480 --> 00:18:59,620
Really? Don't they
usually deliver pizzas
354
00:18:59,620 --> 00:19:01,350
to your house
not from your house?
355
00:19:01,350 --> 00:19:02,750
I don't...
356
00:19:02,750 --> 00:19:05,050
And don't they usually
not kiss the customers
357
00:19:05,060 --> 00:19:07,260
and call them "babe"?
358
00:19:07,260 --> 00:19:09,120
You were cheating on me
with pizza pirate.
359
00:19:09,130 --> 00:19:11,690
No actually I was cheating
on pizza pirate
360
00:19:11,690 --> 00:19:13,960
with Kwikki Chikki.
361
00:19:13,960 --> 00:19:17,060
That's it.
We're through.
362
00:19:17,070 --> 00:19:19,200
Are you breaking up with me?
363
00:19:19,200 --> 00:19:22,870
Unless you promise
never to see him again.
364
00:19:22,870 --> 00:19:24,840
Yeah we should
probably break up.
365
00:19:24,840 --> 00:19:27,310
He gave me a whole bunch
of coupons.
366
00:19:38,980 --> 00:19:42,550
Get off me!
Help! Ow!
367
00:19:42,550 --> 00:19:44,690
Jo, what are you doing?
368
00:19:44,690 --> 00:19:47,260
This is not the way
to express yourself.
369
00:19:47,260 --> 00:19:49,690
This is not about me
liking Gabe.
370
00:19:49,690 --> 00:19:52,130
This is about him cheating
at "Galaxy of Death."
371
00:19:52,130 --> 00:19:53,930
I didn't cheat.
372
00:19:53,930 --> 00:19:56,130
Get this whacko off me!
373
00:19:56,130 --> 00:19:59,670
Come on Jo get off him.
374
00:19:59,670 --> 00:20:01,430
Let go.
Let go.
375
00:20:02,540 --> 00:20:04,300
Whoa!
376
00:20:07,140 --> 00:20:09,340
You want some of this?
377
00:20:18,550 --> 00:20:20,380
Hey Charlie.
378
00:20:20,380 --> 00:20:24,220
Well today was a bad day
for the Duncan kids.
379
00:20:24,220 --> 00:20:28,990
We learned that sometimes
love hurts.
380
00:20:28,990 --> 00:20:33,930
No kidding.
Jo dislocated my shoulder.
381
00:20:33,930 --> 00:20:37,130
Madison dislocated my heart.
382
00:20:37,130 --> 00:20:41,170
Well maybe love gets easier
as we get older.
383
00:20:41,170 --> 00:20:45,040
Honey it's no Kitty-Kat
but at least it's a nickname.
384
00:20:45,040 --> 00:20:47,270
Amy-potomus?
385
00:20:47,270 --> 00:20:50,340
Well when you say it
like that.
386
00:20:52,010 --> 00:20:54,550
Or maybe love never
gets easier.
387
00:20:54,550 --> 00:20:57,520
Then again you might be the
one to figure that out.
388
00:20:57,520 --> 00:20:59,380
Good luck with that, Charlie.
389
00:21:09,630 --> 00:21:12,430
Hi.
Heard about your breakup.
390
00:21:12,430 --> 00:21:13,660
Who told you?
391
00:21:13,660 --> 00:21:15,760
I saw you change
your online status
392
00:21:15,760 --> 00:21:20,170
from "in a relationship"
to "dumped."
393
00:21:20,170 --> 00:21:23,440
Bring it here.
394
00:21:23,440 --> 00:21:26,940
It hurts so much.
395
00:21:26,940 --> 00:21:29,670
I know.
Emmett's here.
396
00:21:29,680 --> 00:21:32,140
Let it out.
397
00:21:32,140 --> 00:21:36,150
And ignore my last voicemail.
398
00:21:36,790 --> 00:21:39,230
What?
No, no, no, no.
399
00:21:47,110 --> 00:21:49,490
Hey Gabe.
Nice backpack.
400
00:21:49,490 --> 00:21:50,990
What do you want, Jo?
401
00:21:50,990 --> 00:21:54,230
I think I was pretty clear.
I want your backpack.
402
00:21:54,230 --> 00:21:55,390
No.
403
00:21:55,390 --> 00:21:59,800
I'm sorry did you just say no?
404
00:21:59,800 --> 00:22:01,730
You heard me.
405
00:22:01,730 --> 00:22:03,870
You're not bullying me anymore.
406
00:22:03,870 --> 00:22:06,900
What you're gonna sic
your sister on me again?
407
00:22:06,900 --> 00:22:08,600
I'm not afraid of her.
408
00:22:08,600 --> 00:22:11,240
I have more than one sister.
409
00:22:19,380 --> 00:22:22,950
And that's after only one
karate lesson.
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