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[Theme - Jack Jones, "the love boat theme"]

Theme song: Love, exciting and new.

Come aboard.

We're expecting you.

And love, life's sweetest reward.

Let it flow.

It floats back to you.

The love boat soon will be making another run.

The love boat promises something for everyone.

Set a course for adventure, your mind on a new romance.

And love won't hurt anymore.

It's an open smile on a friendly shore.

It's love.

Welcome aboard.

It's love.

[Music playing]

Merrill (on radio): We hope you enjoyed your visit

to kusadasi [inaudible].

Our next stop is enchanting Istanbul.

I really feel good about the work we did today.

You should.

I developed some of the film.

And we got some terrific pictures.

That's not what I'm talking about.

I-- I meant that i--

I really felt good about working with you again.

Really?

Really.

I always did my best work with you.

How come we broke up anyway?

The way I remember it, we had three

great years of living together.

Well, you remember it wrong.

[Chuckles]

Some of it was great.

And some of it was terrible.

But this part of it wasn't so terrible, was it?

I had the most exciting day today.

How was yours?

Nothing special.

Oh, wait.

Wait until you see what I found.

And I even bargained to get a better price.

Huh?

Where did you get that?

Oh, I found it in the souvenir shop

in kusadasi this afternoon.

I just can't decide whether I want to buy a chain

and wear it as a pendant or i--

well, I actually could make it into a pin

and wear it like this. What do you think?

- Put it away. - What?

Uh, put it away.

I mean, it's gaudy.

Hey, there.

How are you doing?

Well, look who's here?

What do you think?

Mark thinks it's a little gaudy.

Oh.

Oh, no.

Not at all.

I think it's lovely, deary.

In fact, I'd like to have one just like it.

Well, Mark doesn't care for it.

May I?

Oh, sure.

Oh, don't listen to him, missy.

It-- it's very pretty.

Mm.

Right pretty.

Careful, Mr. Stokes.

It's liable to turn your hands green.

[Music playing]

Well, Sabrina, have you consider my proposal?

Yes, Adam.

And I am very flattered, but I don't

think I'm ready for marriage.

You're more ready than you know.

Oh, no.

I'm-- I'm too young.

It's too soon for me to think about settling down.

Believe me, it's later than you think.

Sabrina, I've got some news for you--

you're pregnant.

[Soft music playing]

Pregnant?

Are you sure?

There's no doubt about it.

Oh, doc.

Oh.

Thank you.

Thank you?

I was only 14 when I won this swimming medal.

I was so happy and proud you would have thought

I had won an olympic medal.

And you still sent it to me.

It makes it all the more precious.

Oh, that reminds me.

I have to give you a new picture of me--

maybe something from this century.

What?

No, no, no, no, no, no.

I want that picture.

You know, I remember when it came in the mail.

I couldn't believe there was a girl so pretty.

I'm very flattered, gregori.

[Light chuckle]

It is more than flattery, Julie.

What is it?

Oh, I don't know.

I-- it's not like me to be at a loss for words.

Well, then say nothing.

Baby?

Wonderful.

Terrific.

Oh.

Sorry.

I better treat you more gently.

Oh, I am so happy, Joe.

Oh, me too.

We've got to tell your mother.

No, wait.

Now.

Please?

I waited through the ceremony.

I waited through the marriage.

I've waited through this cruise.

You want me to wait through the baby too?

I will find a way to tell her about us.

I promise.

[Soft music playing]

Ok.

Can you stay for a while?

A little bit.

Oh, cliff, I've missed you so much.

And I've missed you.

It was always so great between us.

I'll be back in a minute.

Cliff.

Cliff: Huh?

Where are those pictures you took of me?

Oh, over there by the phone.

They're great.

But they can't compared to the real thing.

Cliff.

Did you find them?

Monica: Yes, and I also found this--

to cliff Jacobs from cliff Jacobs.

You don't have a magazine assignment.

You sent yourself this telegram.

Uh, yeah.

Well, uh, you see, I was going to tell you about that.

Well, don't bother.

You'll never have to lie to me again.

[Music playing]

Hayward: Hello, Stokes.

Well, howdy, hayward.

Something you wanted to speak to, uh, Ms. Pierce about?

Ms. Pierce?

That's her cabin.

Well, don't that beat all.

Must have got the wrong door.

They all look alike, don't they?

Well, I guess I'll get some shut eye.

Oh, you're a lucky man.

I mean, I've got insomnia.

I probably won't sleep a wink all night.

[Soft music playing]

[Music playing]

Man (on radio): Good morning.

And welcome to Istanbul, the largest city in Turkey--

a city of mosques, and minarets, mystery, and magic.

Situated on two continents, Istanbul

combines the charm of Europe and the romance of Asia.

During your stay, you can see the magnificent blue mosque,

the treasures of the topkapi museum,

and the grandeur of the dolmabahce palace.

And don't miss the chance to shop

for oriental rugs, leather goods, crafts, and bargains

at the famous grand bazaar.

Enjoy your day.

Gregori: Julie.

Gregori.

Gregori, where are you going?

I must fly to Athens right away.

That oil refinery deal may be coming through today.

Oh, that's wonderful.

Yes.

I'm sorry I will not be able to show you Istanbul.

Oh, don't worry about that.

I understand.

I know this deal is very important to you.

There is something else that is also very important.

[Soft music playing]

Julie, you know how much you mean to me.

And I've waited so long to be with you.

I don't ever want to be without you again.

Oh.

Julie McCoy, I love you.

And I want you to be my wife.

Gregori.

Gregori: We can have a wonderful life together.

And I can give you anything you--

you ever desire.

Could I have some time to-- to think this over--

[laughs]

--And let it sink in?

I-- i'm--

of course, my love.

Of course.

I understand.

I must go now.

But when I return, I hope you will bring me some good news.

Goodbye, my darling.

Goodbye.

Merrill: Oh, you're right, cliff.

These are wonderful pictures of Vicki.

I would like her to be my new model--

with your permission, of course.

Oh, can I, dad?

Your new model?

That's a big step for someone Vicki's age, isn't it?

Well, no.

There are a lot of models who are my age and younger.

Well, Brooke shields was only 10 when she started modeling.

I don't know, sweetheart.

Oh, please.

Well, she always has been interested in fashion.

This could open up a big career for her.

Well, I, uh, don't see what harm it can do.

Oh, thank you, daddy.

[Laughs]

Oh.

I'll make you proud of me.

I've always been proud of you, Vicki.

Oh.

Emmett: Ooh!

That there blue mosque really is something, ain't it, hun?

Oh, it's breathtaking.

Oh, stand over there and take a picture of me

and Emmett with all of them there

minarets in the background.

Sure.

Way back.

Way back.

I want the whole thing.

[Ominous music playing]

[Intense music playing]

[Tire squeals]

Smile.

Are you all right?

I'm fine.

They drive about the same way here as they do in Los Angeles.

Well, it's-- it's lucky you didn't get hurt, hun.

Yeah.

You've got to be careful on these here streets.

[Music playing]

We should all be careful, Stokes.

Wow.

What a beautiful place.

Istanbul university.

It's really something, isn't it?

Ooh. [Gasp]

What's wrong?

Well, I feel dizzy.

Sit. Sit down.

Wait right here. I'll get some water.

Ok?

I'm afraid I'm not a good substitute for merrill, Amanda.

But he said he had something very important to do.

You're doing fine, Adam.

This is a university?

Yes.

The Istanbul university is one of the finest in Europe.

Oh, there's Sabrina.

Oh.

You all right, dear?

Oh.

I-- I just got dizzy.

It's nothing important.

It's probably just the heat and all the walking around.

You sure that's all?

No, it isn't, mother.

I'm pregnant.

Pregnant?

Yes, Mrs. Drake.

And I'm the father.

[Soft music playing]

You?

First you try to destroy my life.

Now you-- now you want to destroy my daughter's.

Joe and I are married, mother.

We have been for two months.

Well, congratulations.

[Laughs]

You write a scathing article about the drakes,

and their wealth, and their-- and their power.

And you're part of the family.

What I wrote was the truth.

Maybe I went too far.

Well, if you didn't then, you certainly have now.

Adam, please.

Take me back to the ship.

[Music playing]

[Camera shuttering]

Well, that's it.

I'm putting this film on a plane to Rome right away.

And they'll have it by this afternoon.

Well, how did I do?

Vicki, you're a natural.

You have the potential to be a great professional model.

Well, Cheryl tiegs, look out.

[Laughs]

[Music playing]

[Chatter]

[Non-English speech]

[Laughs]

Mm.

This [inaudible] is delicious.

You sure you don't want some?

No, thank you, sir.

Julie, you didn't bring me down here to watch me eat food.

You said it was important.

Captain, gregori asked me to marry him this morning.

Wow.

He doesn't waste any time, does he?

What did you tell him?

I didn't tell him anything yet.

I have so many questions in my mind.

Do I want to get married right now?

Is gregori the man I want to marry?

Those are tough questions.

Let me ask you the most important one.

Do you love him?

Gregori is a wonderful man.

He's so warm and caring.

And-- and I know he loves me.

Well, do you love him?

Well, I know that life with gregori would be more exciting

and adventurous than anything I've ever dreamed about in--

Julie.

No, sir.

I don't love him.

[Soft music playing]

[Music playing]

You were a Jewel thief?

Yeah.

That's why inspector sadu was on the ship.

The spoonmaker diamond was stolen.

And he thought you had it?

Yeah.

Well, do you?

No.

You do.

I-- you mean--

you mean this is the real--

the real spoonmaker diamond?

That's right.

Emmett Stokes stole it.

I stole it back from him and hid it in that souvenir

stand [inaudible].

That's incredible.

Yeah.

And that car that almost hit you wasn't an accident.

Stokes arranged it.

He knows you've got the diamond.

And he'll do anything to get it back.

Well, what's your plan?

Well, I haven't worked that out yet.

But I do know that I've got to be

with you every second from now on to make sure

nothing happens to you.

Even in my cabin at night?

Definitely.

[Laughs]

I'm s--

I'm sorry.

But that-- that is the most original proposition

I have ever had.

You don't believe me?

Not a word.

Dana, don't you understand?

[Soft music playing]

I love, Dana.

As long as you've got the spoonmaker diamond,

you're in great danger.

Tell me more.

About the spoonmaker?

No.

About loving me.

I can't even believe that part.

[Music playing]

[Knocking]

Oh, just a second.

Gregori.

Excuse me, miss.

Did you order a bottle of champagne

and a charming gentleman?

I sure did.

Welcome back.

It's good to see you.

Oh, come in.

Can I put--

sure, right there.

Ok.

Boy.

Well, you're in a good mood tonight.

I guess your deal went through?

Oh, it went through, all right--

right through the floor.

What?

This has been a very interesting day, Julie.

This morning, business had never been better.

Tonight, there is no business.

I don't understand.

What are you talking about?

It is all very, very complicated.

You see, everything i'm involved in is interconnected.

Mm hmm.

I borrow from the oil I have in Venezuela to pay for the oil

I have in Amsterdam.

Then I borrow on that to pay for a shipment to United States.

When the deal fell through this morning,

everything collapsed with it.

[Laughs]

Julie, think of a roll of dominoes falling over

on top of each other, you know?

Yes.

That's what happened to me.

Yesterday, I was a rich man on paper.

Today, I'm a poor man on paper.

You mean you lost everything?

[Soft music playing]

No, Julie, not everything.

I'm still a rich man as long as I have you.

Oh, what a wonderful day.

I loved Istanbul.

I loved dinner.

I loved your story.

And I especially loved your saying you love me.

You still don't believe that Emmett Stokes would do anything

to get back the diamond?

No.

But then I don't believe in Santa claus either.

[Chuckling]

Oh, my-- now I believe you.

Had to be Stokes.

Must have figured you were going to leave the spoonmaker

in your cabin when you came back to change,

and thought you'd been here and gone.

Well, what do we do now?

Well, for one thing, you're going to spend

the night with me in my cabin.

Yeah, and no arguments.

No arguments.

I love you, Dana.

I love you, Mark.

And I better find a night gown.

Ah, no, no.

No time for that.

We'll figure out something.

Hmm?

[Light chatter]

[Music playing]

Well, is this the important matter we had to discuss?

No, no.

Sit down, please.

This cablegram just arrived.

Monica, this is the real thing.

The agency loved the shots of Vicki.

And they want to pay big money for the layout.

I'm back in business.

I just wanted you to celebrate with me.

I'm really happy for you, cliff.

Thanks.

You know, I have to honest with you.

The only reason I, uh, cooked up this scheme

was so that we could get together again.

Cliff--

cliff: You know, one of the reasons

I like Vicki so much is because she reminds me so much of you

when you were her age.

She's got that same warm quality.

She can't miss.

She'll take New York by storm.

Yeah.

And she'll have every man in New York grabbing at her.

She won't be able to eat a thing for fear

of gaining an ounce, which will photograph like a pound.

And she'll lose her looks.

Ok?

She'll constantly be worried about her looks.

Yeah, cliff.

You're really doing her a big favor.

Heard any news yet?

Oh, yes, I did.

I'm afraid they turned us down.

Oh, well.

It was nice while it lasted.

Come on, Vicki.

Look at the bright side, you've

been photographed by one of the world's most

famous fashion photographers.

How many other girls your age can say that?

You're right.

May I keep some of the pictures?

Oh, of course you can.

So how about a little dinner?

Ok.

- Goodnight. - Goodnight.

See you later.

Bye.

Why did you tell her that?

Because I think I've ruined enough lives in my time.

Mother.

I want to talk about Joe.

Now?

Sabrina, there is nothing to talk about now.

Mother, I love him.

Well, you didn't think it was important to talk

about before you got married.

So there's nothing to talk about now.

Can't you accept it?

I am your daughter.

Yes.

And I owe you understanding, and compassion, and loyalty.

However, that happens to be a two-way street.

Oh, please.

Can't we talk?

Mother, why are you packing?

Where are we going?

We're not going anywhere--

you are.

[Soft music playing]

Julie.

Yes?

How are things going with Gregory?

Have you told him yet?

No, sir.

I haven't.

I couldn't.

See, gregori's lost his entire fortune.

What?

I don't really understand it.

But he says because of some business deal, he's broke.

Well, that's incredible.

I don't know how to tell him I won't marry him.

I-- I don't want him to think I'm turning him down

because he's no longer rich.

Julie, I can only say you can't marry him just

because you feel sorry for him.

Captain.

Gregori.

Julie.

Gregori, Julie told me what's happened.

I'm really very sorry.

Please, captain.

Do not worry.

The sun will still come up in the morning.

Yes, I'm sure it will.

Goodnight.

Goodnight.

Goodnight, sir.

Gregori, how can you be so calm?

I feel terrible about what's happened to you.

Julie, please.

Do not feel sad for me.

What has happened is good.

How can you say that?

Well, don't you see?

This is a great opportunity.

A chance-- a chance for me to make it all back again.

That's what makes me feel alive.

Julie, you gave me so much.

I want to give you everything.

That is why I cannot marry you now.

It would not be fair to you.

I see.

I don't know how you would have answered my proposal.

But I promise you this, Julie--

I will make it all back again.

And when I do, I will search the world for you

and again ask you to marry me.

You are a remarkable man.

[Light chuckle]

[Music playing]

Man: Attention please.

English-language tour [inaudible]

Will begin in 15 minutes.

Morning, inspector sergeant.

[Inaudible] Hayward.

You have news for me about this spoonmaker diamond?

Uh, you, uh--

you may not believe this, inspector.

But I did happen to find it.

You have restored my faith in the criminal mind.

I didn't steal it.

No matter.

I will receive a promotion for this nonetheless.

If I were to deliver the thief--

any thief-- who knows what honors might be bestowed on me.

But I gave my word--

no questions asked.

You are free to pursue whatever it is you now pursue.

I'm legitimate, inspector.

I buy and sell precious gems.

How sad.

I liked your style.

You were always a challenge to me.

And you were always equal to the challenge.

[Soft music playing]

Well put.

Thank you, inspector.

Thank you, Mr. Hayward.

[Music playing]

Man (on radio): All those attending the reception

at the topkapi museum, please be advised the ship

sets sail for Athens at 4 pm.

If you're not back by then, we hope your souvenirs

include a magic carpet.

[Light chatter]

Ladies and gentlemen, may I have your attention please.

It gives me great pleasure to announce

that the precious spoonmaker diamond,

which had been stolen from this museum, has been returned.

My friends, the priceless spoonmaker diamond.

[Chatter]

[Applause]

[Music playing]

Merrill: Ladies and gentlemen, we hope you

enjoyed your stay in Istanbul.

Our next stop is fabulous Athens, Greece.

Aren't you going to finish taking

your pictures for the layout of the acropolis?

Don't you remember, I told Vicki the assignment was off.

Well, who's talking about Vicki?

I'm a model too, you know.

And I have a lot more experience--

unless you think that I'm not good enough for your layout?

It'll take me two minutes to get my equipment.

[Music playing]

Oh, one minute.

30 seconds.

Go.

Isn't this magnificent?

Amanda, are you all right?

Oh, I'm sorry, merrill.

I'm not very good company today.

I know.

It's Sabrina.

She's miserable.

And you're miserable.

I want to talk to you.

Mother, please listen to him.

I told Sabrina we had nothing to discuss.

I don't care what you told her we have.

You and I are going to talk--

alone.

[Soft music playing]

I know you don't like me.

That's your business.

But Sabrina loves you.

And that's my business.

I'm against the marriage.

I don't think you'll make her happy.

What makes you so sure?

We're standing at the foot of the acropolis

where Aristotle stood over 2000 years ago.

You know what he said?

Happiness resides in our definition.

Some find it to be excellent or virtue,

others wisdom, others special skills, others family and love.

Sabrina thinks it's family and love.

A street reporter who quotes Aristotle?

Just because I write hard-nosed doesn't mean

I haven't got a mind.

- My mistake. - Yeah.

That's the trouble with people like you

who were handed everything on a silver platter.

You don't understand hard work, a desire to get ahead.

Now you listen to me, young man.

My father started with nothing.

He built his fortune.

I worked in the Drake plant when it was a factory.

I made $40 a week.

I know sweat.

I know work.

And I don't control the town.

I support the town.

[Soft music playing]

My apologies.

Maybe we do have something to discuss.

Maybe we do.

Now, go back to your wife.

We'll have plenty of time to get acquainted.

[Music playing]

Move.

[Camera shuttering]

That's it.

That's it.

Extend your arms higher, higher.

Up.

Good.

That's goo.

That's good.

That's it. Good.

Good.

Good.

Complete turn.

Look right.

That's it.

That's it.

Over your left shoulder.

Move.

Come on.

Let's move it.

Ok.

- I said-- - all right.

I am.

I am.

[Ominous music playing]

You seem in a hurry, Mr. Stokes.

Yeah, i--

I got to get back to the states.

I got a lot of business to do there.

You have some unfinished business here too--

the $100,000 I've already given you.

She's spent most of it.

My, what a lovely rings.

Purchased, i'm sure-- with my money.

Oh, all those jewels were given to me by my mother.

The coat too, please.

Oh, no.

Not the coat.

Man: It's part of my interest payment.

The quicker you pay back my $100,000, the less interest

you'll have to pay.

Give him the coat.

Mm.

Give him the coat.

[Music playing]

I expect to be paid as soon as possible, Mr. Stokes.

And I have friends everywhere-- even in the United States.

I know I can count on you, Mr. Stokes.

Well, what are we going to do now?

I guess going shopping would be out of the question.

Inspector sadu.

Mr. Hayward.

Mrs. Peirce.

It has been a stimulating adventure.

Yes, but not quite complete.

After all we've been through, inspector,

it seems a shame that the spoonmaker

diamond now in the topkapi museum

is nothing but a worthless copy.

But it couldn't be.

You told me you gave him the real one.

Oh, I did.

But the inspector didn't put the real one back.

[Music playing]

That is a strong accusation, Mr. Hayward.

If there's one thing I know, inspector, it's jewels.

Ah.

The unerring eye of the Jewel thief.

For one brief moment, I could have been a millionaire.

Not really.

There would only be another brilliant inspector

sadu hot on your trail.

There is only a one inspector sadu.

Mark: True.

And to quote him, if the real spoonmaker diamond

were to be returned to the museum, there'd be no questions

asked.

I shall miss you.

And I you.

Goodbye inspector.

It's been a pleasure.

The pleasure is mine.

No.

The pleasure is mine.

[Soft music playing]

Well, Julie McCoy, I guess this is goodbye.

But gregori, don't forget we are going to start

writing to each other again.

Yes.

I promise.

Just as soon as I can afford a postage stamp.

[Laughs]

Julie, I meant everything I said last night--

I will conquer the world again just to lay it at your feet.

I know you will.

Oh, but just to be sure, I want you to have this back.

Your swimming medal?

Why?

Well, if you're really going to conquer the world,

you're going to need all the help you can get.

[Chuckles]

I'm going to miss you, gregori.

Goodbye.

We will meet again, Julie McCoy.

[Music playing]

Cliff, we're all going to be looking for your pictures

in the magazine.

I'll send you a copy.

So long, Vicki.

I'm sorry things didn't work out.

Well, that's ok.

Well, goodbye, everybody.

- Bye bye. - Bye bye.

Bye bye.

Vicki, I can't leave without telling you the truth.

They really did want you as a model.

They thought you were terrific.

I know.

You know?

Well, sure.

Monica told me.

Well, we models have to stick together.

Well, it's ok.

I really didn't want to be a model anyway.

I like it too much living on a ship with my dad.

Thank you.

Bye bye.

Bye. Merrill: Bye bye.

Bye bye.

Bye bye.

Hey, it's almost time to catch our plane.

Where is Julie?

Well, here I am.

Gregori says goodbye to everybody.

Just think, Julie, you almost married a Greek tycoon.

Yeah.

Even if he was a poor Greek tycoon.

[Laughter]

Shall we go? - Yes.

Yeah.

Good.

Oh, I almost forgot.

I have something for you.

Ah, bonuses.

Ah, no.

Better than that. Pictures.

Oh, boy.

Well, I just thought you'd like

to see where we're going next.

Here is the Los Angeles harbor.

Now we have a picture of the ship.

We're going on the pacific Princess.

[Theme music]

[CBS jingle]