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My girls, come on, it's late! Come in, I am now coming to officiate.

Oh, is it the pigeons?

It rains with the sun. Mah!

Ouch, the boss! It's raining tubs ...!

"" Damn "", rascals!

Doctor Baron, your breakfast is served.

- Good morning, immaculate woman! - Ah, Genesio! How are you ?

- Remember to go and collect the medicines! - Yes sir!

- Professor Mastrilli, what happened? - No ! No...

- Don't touch me! Calls the ambulance. - Already done!

- Mr. Headmaster, what happened? - I'll conduct the investigation!

It's a sabotage to my school! And I know who the saboteurs are!

- Who I am ? - Shut up, extremist bomber! - What is inside me?

But which bomber?! This is of applied chemistry test.

I wanted to dilute nitric acid with distilled water ...

..and by mistake I put glycerin in it.

- The fact that there is a bang? - Simple!

It turned out "" C3-H3-NO3 "" ... to the third!

- But this is the naval battle! - But who gave you the grades?

She has never heard of it of nitroglycerin?

They are suppositories that are used to go to the body!

Here's why she always burns my ass!

I feel faint. I feel faint! I miss ...

- We are here. - Let it pass! Calmly lift it. - Stop!

Two stretcher bearers are not enough. For the my condition, it takes 4!

- Don't worry, mine are here men! - Proceed! - Forward !

Let's stick to what it prescribes the first aid manual.

You put your hand under your heel right and one under the calf!

Do the same thing from the left side!

Her, your hands under my back! Her, under the shoulders and the head!

At my signal, you will lift me up together. Are you ready? 1, 2, 3 ... go!

- At ...! - "" Try ""!

- Good morning Professor. - Good morning guys ! Comfortable.

- What did I tell you ? - He's in bad shape!

Enough, guys, with the comments on Professor Mastrilli.

Let's get to work right away. Guys, be careful!

- Today we will talk about trigonometry. - It's the right time.

He will write an exercise on the board that you will have to solve. It's clear ?

Let's see where "is the plaster ... here it is.

Here. Watch out.

Curse, this fucking chalk doesn't write.

- Cariglia. - Yes? - What are you doing there? - I was trashing the paper.

Leave it. Come to the blackboard. Let's see if you are capable.

So, write ...

"" Alpha breast, plus cosine of beta ... squared. ""

Are you done ? And go to the place.

In this class they happen strange things. Diabolical!

Silence !

Take the notebooks and solve the exorcism! Pardon, the exercise.

It fits you well! - But vaff ...

"" Prosit ""!

- Peppino. - Huh? - Go ! - I'll handle that.

What are you watching?

"" U�, Madonna of "u Carmine" "!

Help ! But who wrote this newspaper, La Pira?

Holy shit!

- Professor Straziota! - Yes, principal. Say, say.

- What the heck is going on? - Anything. The truth is that it's a bit hot.

- Hot ? - Yes. - Up the ass? - Also.

You have to be harder!

- Eh, yes! He always tells him that too the wife. - Cariglia!

impertinent ...

Guys, I have to give you some bad news.

ln following the accident, which occurred to the science teacher, ...

... today it cannot take place the chemistry lesson.

STOP ALL!

What do you think, to go for a walk? I'm sending you all to the hospital!

Don Antonio vi will accompany the teacher!

SLEEP!

Here it is, ours beautiful Miss Mastrilli!

- So, how are you in the my clinic? - Well, doctor! Yes.

- I remember when his father he had it built. - Dad, huh?

Think, he was too my pupil. Just like her ...!

We feel ... we feel the heart ...

U�!

- It doesn't beat! - Doesn't it beat ?! - Eh!

It beats. Beats ...

Yes, huh? You say ?

- Ah! The flower. Tribute ! - Thank you.

And let's feel this heart a little. Let's hear ... let's hear ...

- All right! What a strong heart that we have here! - Thank you.

Cleaning, first of all!

Let's go. Very well ! Congratulations.

Permission!

But you look!

Luckily I'm from the shoe factory of Varese. Indestructible!

Coupons! Coupons!

We came to find a "sick." true, not to see a game!

- Poor young lady. Com "� happened? - A trivial accident!

- I traded a test tube for another one.-And it is she blown up.

It can happen to everyone! But the chemistry is beautiful.

It will be ... I prefer anatomy.

- Well, everyone prefers that that he likes. - Eh ... Oh, what is it?

Graziella is the best of all, both in chemistry and in anatomy.

And she "is good at everything, even football. Will see in the mixed game!

- Mixed match ?! Males and females ? - Eh, yes.

Well, I'm an equal now. And then, the woman got emancipated!

- They insisted so much. - Who, the girls ?!

U.S. guys ! The boys ... who ... they want to play together. Huh? Huh?

- Peppino! Help me get up! - Help the young lady, come on! - Ah!

Ouch, the callus! The callus ...

- U�! U�! - Huh?

- This is what a clinic is or a mess? - It's a mess!

They are creatures ... they play! Eh!

- How are you ? - Bad. I need a laxative.

Too many emotions, too many concerns. Everything freezes me.

- The last one is this morning. - Not it is enough for you ? One a day is fine!

Nicola, I speak of emotions, not poop! Maybe... !

- Why? - Then you don't know what happened to Mastrilli.

- What happened? - An explosion. - Jesus!

- That poor thing is over to the hospital. - What are you saying?!

And now who replaces it?

She was a good teacher. Old, but very experienced!

ln confidence, what would you say a little cooler?

Are you crazy ? the "" I'm inguaiato "" and you think about this nonsense?

And then ... it seems to you that at my age, I start thinking about the beautiful ones ...

What did you understand ? Fresh from studies! Don't you have to replace the Mastrilli?

Marini, that one who had moved to Rome, ...

.. he has a daughter, Stefania, that she graduated, very good!

- If you want, I'll make her come right away. - It would solve all my troubles!

Of course! You also need Bilassin.

- Who is she, an "other teacher?" - A laxative. Aren't you constipated?

Yes, but ... these little ones ... they do nothing to me.

Have faith... ! This produces effects from Scala Mercalli!

Giovanni, an earthquake! With its epicenter in Chicago!

- Thanks, Nicola! - Eh ... stop me good ! Genesio! - Yes sir!

- Bring a painkiller to my wife! - Yes, I rush!

- Ah, Genesio! - Immaculate woman!

Long last !

Come so seldom! You too leave me alone.

And "that I have so little" "Temporinolo" "!

Under these clothes he beats a "" Coricitin "". "" Ciuf, ciuf ""!

- So you think about me? - "" Veramon "", at least 3 times a day.

I'm so "" emulsified "", that I got the "" "ansaplasto" ".

You say certain things that upset me here in the soul. They stir me up!

Don't fret before use!

But what are you saying? You are a exciting. Do not torment me! No !

- No not now ! - Now, or "" Uniplus ""! - Ah! Gene "!

- This is a low insinuation. - Well, if you like ...

- "" Drop "" of my eyes, let me touch the "" sifcamina ""! - No !

- Yes ... - You can't see what I feel bad ? I am anemic. - One moment !

- I brought you the painkiller. - Thank you, how sugary you are!

- Not in the mouth! It is a suppository. - Ah, yeah! - Do you want me to help you?

"" Go retro, Satan! ""

Genesio ... Genesio!

Heavy artillery!

- Here are the Crodini! - Thank you very much. - You are welcome.

So, if the teacher is good, I do it myself, ...

..if it's bad, I'll leave it to you and if � a "" toilet "", we give it to Genesio!

If I take a toilet, I take it like this, when you play assholes, I host you

It is fortunate that the teacher come and live in your house!

Let's wait to say it! What news you have ? Did you know how it is done?

- Oh, they say she's very good! - Then we're screwed!

If they say a woman is good, she means that she is ugly!

- Well, let's get moving now really go? - I come ?

But who made you do it to make this appointment?

You are right. To me this love of group bores deeply!

Group love? Madonna!

- Too many boobs and asses. A mess ! - You never know who your ass is touching.

- Yes, but you make a lot of acquaintances. So, will you take me? - You are crazy ?

If we bring strangers, they don't even let us in!

- You recommend me! - It is not a ministry, you have to be discreet.

- I know about women. I have the eye pharmaceutical! - Eh, let alone!

- That is without panties. - Like it you know ? -She has dandruff on her shoes.

- Don't be a stinker. Me bring? - Let us think.

- But where does this orgy take place? - Shall we tell him?

-Then she tells everyone about it. - I do not tell anyone !

In the convent of the Capuchin friars.

- An "orgy with the friars, without women? - Stupid, not without women.

Fra "Costanzo invites every week some fabulous nuns for the orgy.

- If you take me, I'll give you all my savings. - Swear. - I swear!

Good morning, what do you want?

- Father, help us! C "is a fagot that follows us! - Really ?

- We don't know how, please. - Where is this fagot? - There!

What he said ?

This evening can accommodate only one person and we sacrificed ourselves.

- Do I have an orgy by myself? - Yes! - I go ? - Go easy !

- Make us look good, huh? - Yes! I go ? - Go ! - I'm going, huh?

- What do you want? - Well "..." "sea bream and mullet" "!

I brought a small ... down payment for you and the sisters. An offering.

- Where do I undress? - Undress ?!

Ugly ricchione, culattone, lousy, corrupter of minors!

No ! If there are ricchioni, me I don't have an orgy. I'm leaving!

- Eh, no, now we do it! - Yes. IS we also take some exciting?

Yes, a piece of chilli like that. Than the red one!

No, I don't like the red one: there for there it puts you euphoria, ...

..but the day after it burns your ass so much!

Oh, it will be, but me these orgies ... kill me!

Ah ...!

- Here she is, our Ernestina! How are you ? - Well, doctor.

- Always fit, huh? - Please, lead the way.

U� ...

Madam, the doctor has arrived.

Ah, dear Don Fif�, are you ! Come in!

- You are a splendor. - How kind !

Don Fif�, I present to you the new one professor, Miss Marini.

The baron don Filippo Decoroso Cacciapuotolo.

- As well as surgeon! - Honored.

- Don Fif�, would you like an Amaretto of Saronno? - Of course, thanks.

Why are you dressed like that? Is dead someone ? Don't you get up anymore?

Gets up ! It arrived there natural science teacher!

- And who cares"" don't you put it there? - I do not know.

- Here I am ! - Oh, Genesio! - Well arrived! - The octopus has arrived.

Good morning !

This is Andrea, the scion. The universal heir.

- So, Andrea? - What is it? - Aren't you giving the pelvis to "" mamm� ""?

Stefania Marini, the new one professor of natural sciences.

- And this is our jewel! - Hello !

Let's not exaggerate! It's a boy to the good, "" homemade ""!

We specify that we have it done "" have "" in my clinic!

Sorry, you contributed to bring it to light, ...

..but the plug inside the socket I put it myself!

And what a discharge of current.

- Genesio ...! - Yes. - Ah!

Genesio, What the heck are you doing?

A little bungler, but so nice!

Now, as they prepare lunch, I take you to visit the house.

- Ah, yes, gladly! - Come on, come on ...! Ah ...

- Go take that dress off grabbed and join me. - Immediately.

Say, did you notice how she looked at me? Eh ... I hit again.

What can I do with it? I enjoy it!

While changing in size, the bodies they do not lose their specific weight.

This is one thing ...

- What is this teacher like? - So-so, nothing exceptional.

- Cariglia, the bucket? - Behind to the chair. - Go get it.

At this point, will give you a practical demonstration.

If I take this bucket and it spinning hard, whirling, ...

..the water contained in it does not fall.

- To observe. - Oh ... oh ...

Silence !

Cariglia and Balsamo, will make mine "" remonstrations "" to the principal!

And it won't end here! See you later !

Silence ! What are you laughing at? Sit down!

- Where's your professor? - I'm here !

- Here where ? - Behind the door !

Professor Straziota!

- Now Straziota has flat balls. - But the specific weight does not change!

PROFESSOR, Sl RlCOMPONGA!

Yes, Mr. Headmaster ...

- Excuse me, principal. - OUT! - Yes, now. Immediately.

The new one is coming teacher. Behave yourself!

Here she comes.

- Good morning. - Good morning. You are welcome ! - Thank you.

Meet the teacher Marini, assistant professor of science.

It is the most undisciplined class. Be very severe, ruthless!

- good luck! - Thank you.

"" Et voil� ""!

Sit down, guys.

I'm very sorry for what it is happened to your teacher.

Anyway, don't worry, ...

..do my best to bring you well prepared for exams and ...

Before going into the study natural sciences, ...

..I would like to chat with you, put myself at your disposal, ...

..to make you penetrate the matter thoroughly.

Someone of you do you have something to say?

Then, what is your favorite topic?

- I think anatomy is of interest everyone ! - Bravo Peppino!

Okay. We'll talk about the lungs.

More precisely, of the function of these organs: respiration.

Could you give us a practical example mouth-to-mouth resuscitation?

- It is used only in case of asphyxiation. - God, I'm out of breath!

Humorous ! This system saved many people's lives.

They all happened to my uncle, a fireman men and became a ricchione!

Cariglia! - Huh?

Now stop. You are all abusing of my patience, guys.

Let's hear, Balm: tell me about the movement of the heart.

Then ? You are enchanted or can't you answer?

It has an involuntary movement ... because the heart cannot be commanded!

Funny ... Sit down!

Now I will speak to you of blood circulation.

I have the circulation so fast, that makes me turn my balls!

Cariglia! Know that you are nothing else!

These valley things to tell the principal. Out !

Andrew, you say that he will make me suspended?

I do not know. I do not believe... Ah, here she comes!

- Good morning Professor. - Good morning ! - Good morning.

- Seen ? She looks nervous. - No, � very angry ! - She ? And not me?

Hop!

I can pay tribute to the new pearl of this island?

- Good morning, Doctor Cacciapuotolo. - Which Punisher? Well no !

Fif�, for friends. Because we are friends, right?

- I don't know ... - Well, we will be! - I'm sure. - You are welcome.

I can accompany you with my car?

- Actually, I live on the doorstep. - Then I'll take you on foot!

- Well, if you really insist ... - I insist.

You like it ? And "a memory of" "mamm�" ".

- Too bad, I'm so sorry! - But yes, it is so hot!

She-she broke his jacket. - And we hope that doesn't break my balls too!

Yes? - We can get in ?

- Ah, it's you! - We'd like to tell you something.

- I came to apologize. The I know, I've been uncivilized. - And you ?

Miss, we are not bad. Maybe we're just a little bit stupid.

Okay, for this time I apologize.

Anyway, now I'm hot and I need to freshen up a little.

- Goodbye guys. - See you later !

Did you understand ? She goes to freshen up. Yes undresses and even takes a shower!

- What's extraordinary? - Like ? - You're a real baby.

First!

- Here we go. - Yes. - Slowly !

- What do you see ? - He's undressing.

- Is she naked? - It's a marvel. Look!

- Ah ... what a beauty. - Let me see. And "a babe!

- I said it, it's a rose! - It's a bouquet of roses!

He goes into the tub.

Let's hope that you wash twice a day!

- He just misses it the word ! - Let me see.

- And "all of" gold! - And really golden!

He took the bubble bath. Look as if she smears it!

- I don't understand anything anymore! - Imagine me! - Stand still !

- Ouch! - Careful ! But why not Do they put two locks on doors?

- The "" crack ""! - The "" crack ""? It "shows the" "crack" ".

- I'm going crazy! - Take another bath!

- Mamma Mia ! - What a creature. A dream !

- No ! - I don't see anything anymore.

- Ouch! - Who is it? - What did I do ? - So you see even better!

- I have a voyeur son! - but I wasn't looking, huh?

Shut up, they crossed you even the balls of the eyes! Street !

What do you have to watch? Huh? That watch ? A voyeur son ...

I understand a father ...!

Don Nicola, what are you doing?

Anything ! The boys were looking, but you can't see anything!

- Ah, can't you see? - No. - I can ? - Look look.

That you see ? Nothing, right? A normal bathroom, like so many others.

With a tub, a faucet ...

Nonsense! Those are sexual maniacs.

They just need to see a hole and they must immediately put their eye on it.

That you see ? What did you see ?

Anything !

Ah, what a lack of appetite! I don't want anything.

Mrs, look what I have prepared for you.

- Just a taste. - Yes, please me.

Ah ... Who is it? - I'm Genesio.

- Ah! One moment ! - Yes, yes, yes.

- Go open it. - I come ! - Ah ...

- You are welcome. - Good morning, woman Immaculate Conception. - Good morning, Genesio!

- Leave us alone. - Ah ... yes, yes.

- How do you feel? - Bad ! Do you see? I have no appetite!

I brought you the "" Strippolina "", effervescent tablets, by mouth.

How "friccicoso" "you are, Genesio!

What a beautiful "" ciaciona "" you are, immaculate woman!

But what do you say? Genesio ...

Ooooo ... there!

- Genesio, what are you doing? - Who the fuck knows?

Guys, as always, me I recommend, the utmost attention.

Today we will talk about a special and famous optical instrument, ...

.commonly known with the name of "" periscope "".

Is that clear?

- I'll draw it for you. - You know him ? - We need to find the system.

With a porthole in the door, you would see better than from the lock!

Yeah ... and then my father kicks our asses.

- Balm! - Yes, professor?

Since you like to chat, ...

..why don't you explain to yours comrades what is a periscope?

Sure, professor!

Forward, let's see what you can do.

We chat instead of following what the professor says!

- I'm talking to the wind! - Sorry. - Then ?

The periscope is a long affair, ...

..which is held in the right hand or the left and then gets up ...

Don't turn it up too high. Go ahead.

Thanks to a game of prisms and of lenses, the image is transferred ...

..from the surface of the sea inside a submarine.

Or from floor to floor!

I did not think about it ! From floor to floor, understand?

But how did you do it?

I got the lenses from a binoculars and put them in the tubes.

- Then I replaced the prisms with 2 mirrors! - Ah ... really?

But are you sure it works also from top to bottom?

- Of course, it's all calculated! - Come on, let's try it!

Sorry. Tent !

Oh, slowly this breaks down!

- Slowly... - So. Sweet...

Go.

- So, what do you see? - There is nobody here.

- Show me. - Galileo is here!

- Come on. - How much burglary! - Get up!

Hold on tight, huh?

- Wait up. - IS" arrived ? - One moment.

Here, I see something! And she ! "I spotted her." "Ass to port" "!

- Let me see. - Ah, what a beauty! - Come on !

Stay calm, the image is confused! Wait, I'll turn it down a little.

- That you see ? - A thigh that "" scoscia ""!

- What did you say ? - Who undresses!

- A foot. Another one leg ! - How many has it!

- Oh, Jesus! - My Madonna!

- Wait, huh? - Let me see these thighs, before they run out!

I put myself higher, so it increases the angle and I see better!

- What are you doing ? Let's make a little by one. - Yes, go under!

- The lottery is open! - The "" sise "". - The "" sise "" ...

- Stop ! Where are you going ? - Let us show.

- He goes away ! - Good. - Be good you ! - Turn it down a little.

- Take everything off. - Get rid of this "" rubbish ""!

Look, if he takes them off. I saw the "" pucchiacchia ""!

- I knew it was coming! - Watch your chair. - What are you doing ?

- What happened? - What about it i know I got it now!

- Is there anyone? - They are here! - What are you doing in the window?

I'm replacing the mannequin. They have it stolen and I want to see who did it.

- And then, advertising is the soul ... - "" De chill "� muort" ""!

Shh!

- What does the casquet do? - Shut up !

Ah, I understand ! Now I need you right away.

- Here. Is one sachet enough? - No. I want 100! Settebello Hat�.

Ah okay. I have a box here. What do I do, wrapping?

- No, put it here. - Yes, let's put it in the envelope.

Here it is ! Thank you.

- Genesio, do you want to serve me too? - I'm here on purpose! What do you need?

- This and some suppositories for the sore throat. - I'll give you a syrup.

- No suppositories? - The suppositories I'm on strike. - And why?

Because they too got bored to be taken for the piss!

Good this! And "" "rectal" "!

Miss Stefania. Miss Stefania!

Where did she go?

Ah, it's you! You scared me.

- Why are you here? - I could not to sleep and went down to browse.

It's old stuff! It is no longer useful to anyone.

Like you, who instead of helping me in such a class, be witty.

I can't do it as I want.

I have to stick to the directives whose boss: Peppino Cariglia!

That little guy?

His father is a "" big "" of the Camorra. He is practically the king of the island.

He is a very powerful, ruthless man. A tough guy!

And she took a big risk treating him like that, does she know?

- You never lose the urge to joke! - Joke ?

Doesn't Mastrilli tell you anything?

You put a 4 on Peppino. She has seen what happened to her the next day?

- It was an accident. - No, that was a warning.

Mastrilli says so, because she knows that if she talks ...

- Really ? -She confessed to me Peppino. She only trusts me.

It's unbelievable that in such a place quiet things like that happen.

There is no need to worry. Just stick to the rules!

I would like to speak with Mastrilli.

Without compromising it, alone to ask you for some advice.

- Yes, that's not a bad idea. Self want ... I'll accompany you. - Thank you.

Stefania ... I ...

Who is there? Who is there?

There is nobody.

That asshole of Genesio leaves always the light on. And I pay !

The next bill I make him pay it.

What if now ... I give her a kiss, what's up?

Don't try, otherwise I scream!

- Good morning ! Do you want? - Shh!

-Do you remember me? - Are you kidding? A face like this cannot be forgotten!

Yesterday I came here and bought a pack of 100 condoms.

- Yes, I remember. So ? - So ?!

One was missing! There were 99!

How is that possible? Those come sealed. A precise box!

- One was missing. - Let me check. It's full of thieves. You never know.

Uh ...! And "true, one was missing!

Hold on! And sorry so much if I have ruined your evening.

You ruined it for me. At the most beautiful I had to stop! Good morning.

And who is, "" o cazzillo ""?

"" C4-H10. ""

Butane � a gaseous hydrocarbon.

- Good boy. Have you ever heard of it some "butyl alcohol? - Well" ... no.

It is a solvent for paints.

Who is the mother of this compound chemist ? Is there anyone who knows?

- lo! - Ah, yes?! We feel !

For me ... he is a "" son of butane ""!

In a sense it is true. In fact � one of the many butane derivatives.

That is, a "" son of butane "" like... ! Like so many.

Anyway, I see that you are prepared. Next time I'll question you.

World Honored!

- See you tomorrow, guys. - See you later.

Since she arrived, Andrea no longer understands anything.

You have nothing to envy them. Do you know how many would court you?

- How many? - One... - And who is it? - lo!

- Sorry, you're not my type! - I'm small, but ... - Stupid.

Peppino, there are news!

Today I accompany the Marini at the clinic and at the right time ...

You are crazy ! With all those beds you have at home ...!

- Did you forget my father? -Yes, he kicks your ass!

You believe that he has the courage to do it?

Do you know what we have to do? Let's follow him!

Let's hope they don't fit too long!

They told me she was beautiful, but ... she exceeds all expectations!

- Come on, come here! You sit next to me. - Thank you.

YOU, HAVE NOTHING TO DO? VlA!

Excuse me ... take away the inconvenience!

Come on, trust me ... she has a lot of trouble with the boys.

-How do you know? - I'm not a sorceress. I'm only a few years older than her!

Eh, I just don't know how to take them. They are so exuberant!

You say "" rude ""!

- Aren't you afraid of them? - No. I ... I challenge them all the time!

Blessed are you that you have so much courage. To me, after what happened to her ...

What does that have to do with anything ? That was an accident.

In short, let's say ... I committed an "imprudence.

- So what's up ? - AS YOU WANT WHAT GOES? Ml YOU HAVE SMOKED!

Eh, sorry, you joke with explosives!

However, as they say, not all evils ... come to harm!

In fact, it's the first time what an "explosion ...

... produces such an effect ... wonderful.

Nice peasant!

Doctor, in this position I'm not okay at all. DOCTOR!

- Huh? How do you say? - LEGS ! THEY ARE BAD!

No, the legs are just fine!

In any case... Let's try to fix it better, huh?

Eh ... Here you go. Now let's see, huh?

Here you have to get up slowly this left leg ...

..and then slowly ...

And then, handle well all well ... Ah! The hand !

Well, now it's getting late to go. Goodbye, Professor.

Hi dear !

One moment... ! Ouch, the head! I'll take you ...!

You are welcome.

Doctor!

- What is happening ? - Anything... ! Shock therapy. You're welcome!

Here they are, they are coming. Get down!

I have to go to town. I accompany you.

- Actually, I came with Andrea. - But who knows where he went! Come.

- You are welcome. - Thank you.

What a daughter "" of "androcchia" "!

Luckily no one saw me, if not, do you know what a shit figure?

Have you seen what a sun, what a sea ...?

It's beautiful. But I have to re-enter. They are waiting for me for dinner.

- Of course ! But ... first you have to promise me we'll meet again. - Yes.

- I want to show you my villa. - With pleasure !

- You know, I'm all in one big house. - Shut up, don't talk!

Yes, I have service people, but to whom do they serve?

- There will also be some passing guest, right? - Well "...

- Sure, sometimes it happens. - It happens, it happens!

- Especially in the summer. - Season of love.

Ah ... love! The most beautiful invention in the world!

This air excites me, teases me!

Let's breathe deeply! Let's dive into this beautiful climate!

Let's dive in with the look, with the thought, with the heart, with the soul.

How good you speak!

Well, we Cacciapuotolo we are a family of artists!

In fact, now I'll sing you one song like in American musicals.

What is this noise?

This car has something it doesn't it goes. Maybe it will be the suspensions.

My beautiful mother!

Here we are !

There are times when a man, even the strongest ...

Don't look, children! Keep singing!

I can't resist. Can I give you a kiss?

so much good to the Mother Superior.

- What are you doing here? - Eh ... you do what you can.

Ugly nasty! Now I'll fix you! Fetentoni!

- Yes pu? - Ah, Don Antonio! Accomodatevi! - The lmmacolata way!

No, no kisses, but good works! What is all this urgency?

- Don Antonio ... - Tell me. - I am a great sinner.

Immaculate Conception ... in what sense? You are not a sinner!

- Don Antonio, in my life there is a man. - Huh?

- Another man ? - Eh, yes! - Ouch, ouch, ouch!

- Have you committed unclean acts? - Worse ! - What have you done ?

I have been having terrible thoughts! That man is my undoing.

He tempts me, upsets me, inflames me, me burn! Don Antonio, save me!

I'm not a firefighter! But we will do something!

- My daughter ... and who is it? - And "Genesio! - Ah, no, heck!

Unfortunately ! But the heart is not commanded.

On the other hand, my husband is a cynical, he is a villain, he is a beast!

- He always insults me. - Found something? - Macch�! - No ?

- He insults me because he says that I eat too much! -And he is wrong!

The sin of gluttony is a valve safety for chastity!

A wife should try to ...

But if you do two every now and then spaghetti with clams ...

..or a "" chicken "" with peppers, what's wrong with it?

- I know you like it too good table. - To death !

Eating is a good thing! A evening of these I invite you to dinner.

This is an idea! A great meal!

And remember, child, that when the body is fine, the soul sings!

So is San Remo happy too.

Come on, come on! Take sides. Lined up and covered!

Ah! Ah, no!

The captains step forward.

So, you head and you cross.

- Head! - Al�! - The balloon! - Street ! - Here we go !

Goals! - Ah, how wonderful!

Goals!

Goals!

What a disgusting goal.

Oh...

- 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 ... - Die!

Cuckold! Um ...

So, be careful. Al�!

- Come on guys ! - Power ! - What you do ? - You are the strongest!

Guys, check this out!

Goals!

Brave them too. Once for one.

Track!

Mom, the train ...!

- Pass the ball, come on! - Stop, stop! Penalty!

Coupons! GOOD! What, is it like playing football?

Help ! Help ! Oh! Help, they kill me!

Savages! Stop this indecent uproar!

Dirty! Now I go down and I fix them, them and the referee.

Here.

This is not a match, � a "heap!"

What are you booing? Genesio, you know what do I tell you? I can't stand you anymore!

To me ?!

OK".

Ah, Stefania! How nice here, huh? The sun, the music, the sea!

Yes, but it would be even better if not there was fear of the Camorra.

The Camorra ?! What are you saying ? Here the Camorra does not exist!

Of course ? The father di Peppino is the king of this island!

- But who, Peppino Cariglia? - For heaven's sake, don't mention that name!

"" .. my name is Cannavaccio, not I intrigue and do not bother! "".

Let's dance, go "! Tango!

Well done, well done ... I'm really happy. Yes, yes ...

BURlNl! Beautiful figure what you made me do!

But I'm kicking you in the ass ...

And "the height!

Peppino Cariglia. Do it the treatment it deserves.

- I recommend it. - The field football has become a madhouse.

You better go home! GO HOME !

What do you want ?

And go!

- Good morning, young man! - U�, health! - Where are you going ? - Oh!

- Stop, "" guaglio "" "! - What do you want from me?

- We have to do a little service! - Like ? - Don't make us run.

There must be a mistake!

- Are you Peppino Cariglia? - Yes, lucky ! - No, you are jinxed!

- Why? - Why do we have to give you a "" hood "" of blows!

But what is it, a "palombella" "?

- Here, now I'll give him 5 and 6. - Son of a Camorrista!

But what do you want from me? What have I done to you?

Don't piss me off, What am I doing 5 and 6, huh?

Come on, let's not waste time!

What "" chestnuts "" I gave up!

Let's see another move. Ah, this, the 10!

Son of "" androcchia ""!

Now I'll give you a blow on the head and I lower you by 5 centimeters!

Oh, Madonna! What did the bus go by?

- Halt! - What is it? - Dunno? - Wait a minute, right? Eh!

Can we now?

Yes, come! We do the whole repertoire!

Seven! Four! Crossed! Dodging!

Nine, four ... and now: escape!

- Stop him ! Get it! - I owe you crush like a cockroach!

I have to eat your ears!

- Ah ... one more time! - Everyone together ! - Okay, "let's start over.

Jump ! And now the figures! Nine, four and three!

- Is it out on the seven? seven!

Seventeen! Thirtyseven !

Ah! I did terno!

Stop, stop!

For me the boss "" you are her "" ... and I throw myself "" from six ""!

Finished the book!

- What's in here? - Let's do it soon, this box has to go!

And then now the manpower yes exports like cans of peeled tomatoes!

immaculate, these spaghetti the clams were a poem!

- Don Fif�, did you like them? - Exquisite! I love good food.

When Stefania communicated to me the invitation, I did not congratulate.

In fact, the Immaculate Conception cooks well and not for nothing, as they say, ...

..in marriage she just took me by the throat!

Stefania, do you know how to cook well? Otherwise the doctor runs away!

Unfortunately not. Only pasta with butter.

- Ouch! - What is it? - I say ... Ouch!

We must remedy, because the first a wife's duty is to know how to cook!

- We want to miss this good guy boy ? - Don Fif�!

You told your girlfriend that you are filthy rich?

Ouch! Ouch, ouch, ouch! Talk about the money is like talking about the devil!

Well "... I, unfortunately, am afflicted for a few hundred million!

- Should I call the exorcist? - No, Don Antonio is joking!

Immaculate Conception, let's take it easy because here below the kicks are wasted.

There is someone who takes certain penalties ...! It looks like Savoldi.

Ah ...! No, Stefania is a good one girl. She is not attached to money!

Well, for me the money It is not all, but it is important.

Better a cold in Rolls Royce, ...

..that pneumonia in the sixteenth century.

More rigor! He saved it this time!

- Genesio, are you not eating any more? - No, saltimbocca hurt me!

- Yes, but ... the essential is to want oneself good. - Sure. - Sorry ! I go.

- What are you doing, you don't even eat there dish? - It makes me all nauseous.

It's strange lately.

"" Your friend the doctor we do not like it.""

"" If you don't let go, we do out. If you talk, it's up to you. ""

Ti�! And now ... fuck yourself with fear!

l fish having skeleton bone are called teleosts, ...

..those with bone element cartilaginous are called ganoids.

Those with skeletons only cartilaginous are the selaches, ...

..as the dogfish or the hammerhead fish.

For trade, the most important is the shark, ...

..who made billions box office at the cinema!

Excellent takings are also made by the telestei, that is mullet, sea bass ...

Ah, there are pure prawns and lobsters.

Ah, but those aren't fish. They are crustaceans!

- Bravo, you're prepared. I'll put you 8. - Madonna, 8! Completely ?!

- Goodbye guys. See you tomorrow. - Lucia, get me the books!

Stefania! I called you three times and you've always been denied.

- Um ... I don't know, maybe I wasn't there. - Yeah, maybe you were out!

For tonight I have prepared a program that is the end of the world!

- I can not tonight. - Why? - Because ... I have to think.

- Okay ", let's think" "in tandem" "! - No, look ...

- Then, they better not see us together. - Who ? - Let me go.

- Okay, at least give me a little kiss. - Hello, huh? - Hi. Call me!

Women are so complicated, that I don't understand them either!

- Miss, excuse me! - But ... what is it?

I wanted to congratulate you. It's the first time I take 8!

I only did my duty.

Indeed, know that if you took 8, not Certainly thanks to your father.

Eh, no ... it's thanks to him if I know all of them these things: he was a fisherman!

The fisherman?! What is he doing now?

- What do you have to do? He died from 5 years, poor man! - I'm sorry.

- I will also study the vegetables! - The botany, you mean. - Also !

don't tell nobody what we said.

- I swear, he will be silent as a fish! - Good boy. Hi dear. - See you later.

- What did you talk about, cute? - Of the school reform!

I was looking for a book, but I found it instead this. Really very ingenious!

I bet it gets right to the my bedroom window. True?

- Sure. - And does it work well?

the image is always the same. - And do you mind?

Maybe it's a bit monotonous. However, I find that she is not bad at all.

I am very flattered from your appreciation.

So ... you like me a little bit.

A little ? Stop playing! You know I like you.

Ah, we are at "" you ""! Well, let's make progress!

Of course I have to use the "" you "". Otherwise How do I tell you that I love you ?

But you show me naked to your friends. You're just a presumptuous kid!

It only happened once ... and they forced me!

Cariglia, right? That boy scares me.

Look what these rascals write to me!

Now, however, they exaggerate.

How much I would like this threat ... was aimed at me.

- What are you doing ? Come here ! - No, not now. Someone might come.

- But I'm crazy about you, my love! - I'll wait for you tonight in my room.

- Ernesta! - Miss! You want something? Can I make you a coffee?

- No, thanks, Ernesta. I wanted just ask yourself a favor. - Of you.

Oh, sorry! I have the sauce on the fire! Of you.

Tomorrow I would like to sleep more, ...

..but my room overlooks the street and the traffic wakes me up.

Oh, how sorry I am!

Since you get up early, you might sleep in my room tonight?

Of course ? Imagine. So I don't I feel nothing when I sleep!

- You are very dear! - For so little?

Eh ... what a "" refined "" person!

Oh, and who is it? "" O key "" ...!

Now I'll fix you ...

I got you, ugly mannequin thief!

- Our Lady of the Immaculate Conception! - Oh, Genesio ...

- Are you feeling bad? - The head ! I had come to get a sleeping pill.

- And you found it! - Do something, I'm fainting!

- I'll do the breathing mouth to mouth ? - But it's unhygienic.

It will be unhygienic, but I this one time I cover you with bacilli!

- Go, Genesio, you play in home ! - Ah, Gene "...!

Don Nicola, have you taken the Gerovital?

- Ernesta! - Oh God ! Signorino Andrea!

Back then, it wasn't worth the effort see her ? Do you like my little house?

- Yes, it really is very beautiful! - Would you like to live there?

Well, I think so, but I should see it when the weather is bad.

- In the rain?! - You know, I suffer from melancholy.

If you are alone. But I am always close to you, I never leave you!

And when you're sad, I play the orchestra and you pass it all!

- Let's go see the others rooms? - Gladly. - Here we go...

Here, this is my room! You like ?

Graceful. But ... what do the others say about it?

The others ? Because now we talk of the others ? Let's talk about us...

- Stefania, when are we getting married? - Marry us?!

- Haven't we decided so? - No, I haven't decided yet.

Until now ! Maybe because you didn't feel safe.

This room will give you security. This is the "" vault room ""!

- Are you sure you take me to bed? - No, but when ever?!

- Yes! - Ah! - I want you! I want you! - No !

- Kiss Me ! - No ! - Kiss Me... !

Where is it? Stefania!

- Don't go near it anymore. That's enough ! - Stop! - No !

Stop! Let yourself be taken with sweetness!

Stop! You can't escape me, do you understand it or not? I'll join you !

- Go away, leave me alone, monster! - I want to own you!

- Come here ! - No ! - Ah, I got you! - Leave me !

Take it easy ! What are you, an "eel? Stop."

- I want you, do you understand? Tell me to yes! - No ! - Tell me about it! - No !

U�, here I make the decisions!

She is "still, beast!

This not only resists me, she leads as well!

- What happened? - Then I'll explain. - Over here, quick! - Wait up !

- Where are we going? - Trust me!

Come on, get on.

Yes, I understand, but you don't think so to have a little exaggerated?

Make up all those stories about camorra! And that ticket, then.

- Thinking about it, it makes me laugh. - I don't think you want to laugh!

It's true, in fact I would like to cry.

- But why did you do that? - Don't you understand?

- I understand you're a liar. - I'm in love, that's all.

I was afraid that I marry that idiot.

Stefania ... my love.

Ah!

Stefania! Hold on ! I'm coming!

- Best wishes ! - Greetings and sons!

How beautiful !

To the lady too! And what's strange about it?

U�, u�! Eh!

- Best wishes ! - What are you doing? Eh!

- The bouquet! Within the year I groom. - Blessed is the lucky one! - Yes.

- Mrs... - Thank you. - Ernestina. - Thank you !

Thank you.

Come !

I always go to weddings, but in truth it is a nuisance!

Thank you. How embarrassed the bride is!

Of course, this is the first time sleep with a married man!

A little to you ... and a little to me. Ah ... A little to you and a little to me. Ah ...!

Thank you.

Marriage is sacrifice, patience, spirit of understanding!

- And "total dedication! - Quite right.

Maybe for this I have not married.

For heaven's sake! Marriage is the tomb of sex.

- You say ? - Eh, yes ...

Every time I make love, my husband comes and ruins everything.

You could have told me you were a virgin!

- Virgin?! I did not make it in time to take off the pantyhose. - the pantyhose?

Hand in hand... we cut together.

You have to photograph everything!

How eager you are ... A little " patience, the night is near!

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