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[birds chirping]

[crickets]

[slow pop music]

[cold wind blows]

[map crinkling]

I think I know where we are.

It certainly does sound that way.

What does that mean?

This, this! That is the sound of a woman

that knows exactly where she's going.

I know what way we're going, okay?

We took 3-A up until that right off of Dick Brown, and then we took...

We are still on Dick Brown.

No, no, no.

We took a right on East Clementine,

but it's still technically Dick Brown until...

Would you please just pick a direction for the map?

Keep it there, and don't move.

Thank you.

Wow.

What a grump.

I'm sorry, okay?

It's just been driving for hours in this friggin' snow.

And all I wanted to is just kick back by the fire

[map crinkles]

and put my feet up preferably on the corpse of Dick Brown,

and whoever made that map.

Hey.

Sugar bear.

Baby.

Look at me.

I'm still driving.

This is gonna be fun.

I can't wait to just be away from the rest of the world

with just you.

Me too, Buttercup.

Me too.

Wait, is that it?

No. No, it can't be.

We got at least another hour.

You know what?

Fuck it, maybe we can pull in and ask for directions.

We are not lost!

No, maybe we just pull into that lodge up there

and I can brag to whoever's inside

about what a good navigator you are, huh?

[map rustles]

♪ You and I will burn ♪

♪ To feel the cause of the past ♪

♪ And become anew ♪

♪ You and I… ♪

Well, this is pretty rad, huh?

We paid for the time share already.

We are going to make it to the time...

Hey, hey, hey.

As long as we are sharing our time together.

That's all I care about, Buttercup.

Is any of this working?

You're lucky I have to pee.

Shouldn't we have knocked?

Knock?

Look at this place, it's welcoming, it's friendly.

They got a fire going for us, they got a coat rack.

We can hang up our coats.

[Buttercup] Hello?

[Clarke] Videotapes… I bet they have a bathroom!

Hello?

Why don't you ring the bell?

[bell ringing]

[baby crying]

Why would you tell me to ring the bell?

What, do you think the bell summons baby tears?

Hey.

- Hey! - Hey!

Sorry about the wait, there's a little one back here

that's just fussing up a...

[baby crying]

Son of a gun.

Well, I guess I'm the gun.

Coming Jackie.

I mean, I can just hold it.

It's gonna be fine.

I'll cross my legs, I'll find a bush.

Buttercup, it's okay.

You just go to the restroom, I'll get directions.

You mean you'll confirm our already correct directions.

I'll confirm our already one hundred percent correct directions...

Sorry about that folks.

[laughs]

Little, Jackie boy just doesn't take the bottle

when his mama's not around, you know.

Only the real thing will do.

He's not the only one, right?

[scoffs]

Yeah, right. Uh…

Listen, uh…

I unfortunately can't put you up tonight. We're full up.

Oh, that's so okay.

We were actually just hoping to use the restroom

if you don't mind.

I can't.

I promise I'll be in and out.

Please, please, please…

[sigh]

All right.

Uh…

Down the hall, first door on the left.

Oh my God, thank you, thank you.

We really appreciate that, sir.

Thank you.

Now…

One working man to another. [Velcro wallet opens]

When you say that you're full up…

Do you mean that you're full up or...

We are full up.

[distant woman's voice] Alecto rise!

[distant men's voices] Alecto rise.

[blood drips]

[distant men's voices] Alecto rise.

[distant woman's voice] Aid us your power. Feed Us.

Okay, what if…

I double the rate?

That is seventy eight...

Sir, we have no vacancy.

[Buttercup] Bear?!

You two ought to head out. It…

It's not a good time.

All right.

Thank you, we'll be out of your hair.

Sir, don't, you can't go back there.

I'll grab her, we'll be right out of here. [baby crying]

You can't go back there, sir. [baby crying]

[Harold] Hey, I'm serious. You... Jack!

[distant woman's voice] Alecto rise!

[distant men's voices] Alecto rise.

[Clarke] Buttercup, we gotta go.

[door creaks]

Buttercup?

[floor boards creak]

[electricity shorting out]

[floor boards creak]

[distant men's voices] Alecto rise.

[scream]

[distant men's voices] Feed us!

[Butterup heavy breathing]

Buttercup?

What's wrong?

[scream]

♪ Stop! ♪

[rag-time piano]

♪ Boogie Woogie ♪

[ominous music rises]

[Becca laughs in distance] [background chatter]

[joyful giggling]

[Maddy] My Dizzy!

How are you? - Oh, I'm dead.

I can feel it.

Squishy zombie bones.

Careful of my zom-boner. [laughs]

Ew. What is wrong with you.

Okay.

On a scale of one to ten, how mad are you?

I died of boredom.

Numbers mean nothing to me now.

[laughs]

Looking to leave so soon?

No, I just can't stand the sight of you.

You all locked and loaded.

[Becca laughs obnoxiously in distance]

That laugh is gonna haunt my dreams.

Have you heard yours?

You think they use her laugh for like…

torture methods at POW camps?

Shh.

Can you not hate fun?

You're here now.

Can we go?

Can we actually hang out for just a second?

Okay, but like… This weird old lady runs the place

and I don't think she's gonna be too thrilled

about a late check-in.

Yeah, we can handle that.

She goes to bed at like five p.m.

Well, then we're definitely over time.

I just don't wanna make her mad.

Oh, come on, V.

Wet blanket, dizzy bones, Isabella, chill.

How do you look so effortlessly put together?

Um, this isn't effortless.

You know what I mean.

I don't know what you mean.

That coat would wear me.

Okay, V, actually, can we talk about

the weekend for a second?

Are we not doing that right now?

[excited screaming]

[excited screaming]

[Becca] Oh my God!

Oh, the Kappa Girls are back!

[laughter]

[Maddy] Becca, Fiona.

[Fiona] So beautiful.

This is V.

[both] Hi!

[both] Oh my God!

[Becca] Hi, V.

[Becca] Oh, she's so pretty.

You are, you're gorgeous. Wow!

This is your friend from childhood who I remember hearing all about

Ooh, ooh!

We have news.

Okay, okay. Let me tell them.

Okay, so we were like over there

being like frumpy little bitches, okay?

- Just like, no guys around. - We met these guys...

Shh.

And then these hot, rich guys.

These hot, rich guys.

And they're so nice.

They're not jerks.

And they're so hot.

Okay, they're renting a place at the base of Shukrah Mountain.

It's like a super nice place.

[cell phone vibrates]

They started talking to us. They were chatting us up...

Oh my God!

Address, they…

They sent an address.

We gotta get our shit together. Stat!

Okay, we'll be right back.

We're just gotta grab our stuff. We'll be right back!

Okay, listen, I made plans with them

before I made plans with you.

And I totally forgot.

That's why I was so adamant about getting the bigger place

and I was going to tell you

but I couldn't find the right thing to say

because I know that's not what you were expecting.

But hey, the point is, it's us.

It's just, you know. A couple, uh…

They're gonna be there

but I see them all the time.

It's you and me.

The Dizzy-Trunks…

Adventure.

Through and through.

[Fiona] Okay, all right.

[Becca] Alright... [Fiona] New plan.

So instead of doing the bullshit girls-spa-weekend…

we are gonna be pampered by...

We are going to get pampered

Slash comped.

Slash fucked! [laughs]

- And so they're renting a place... - We have a reservation.

Then we'll fucking cancel the reservation.

I'm so sorry.

I know I just met you

but are we seriously considering saying no to this?

They're gonna pay for everything.

It's gonna be great.

They're paying for the food, they're paying for the drinks…

whatever else rich people pay for.

We paid for a reservation.

Well, yeah, but it was on my card.

It's gonna be perfect.

[Beacca] It's gorgeous.

Yeah, and if it is sketchy or it sucks, then we'll bail.

[Fiona] Exactly!

And we can always fall back on... -Why would we bail though?

[Man's voice] Ladies, ladies, ladies.

Pardon the interruption.

I just realized that we've only had the pleasure

of meeting half the factions so far.

So, I just figured we'd pop over and remedy that real quick.

I'm Tony.

This here is Ford.

Sup?

[awkward pause]

Well, I don't want Ford here to

Chat your ear off all evening.

So, I'm just gonna make up

for splitting up the pack these last few minutes

by taking that tab of yours there

and putting it on the house.

As it were.

Maybe we'll see you all later.

Okay, maybe.

Bye.

How much do they think coffee costs?

Look, look, look!

Oh my God.

Wow.

[Fiona] That car cost more than my parents' house.

[Becca] That car costs more than my life.

Oh, I should have gone with him.

We... I ain't messing around.

Let's go.

Okay, I think I'm in love.

I seriously, I think that I'm in love.

[Becca laughing]

[bell rings]

[door closes]

On a scale of one to ten.

How much do you hate me?

[lounge music]

[blustery wind]

[Scoey] At least eight, but I'll move them.

All right, just soon, please?

So you came here all by your lonesome?

Back visiting my parents for the holiday weekend

and I almost made it one whole night.

[Dom] Wow.

Yeah, this is like a new record.

Hey, uh, it's Priscilla, right?

Yeah.

Yeah, what are the keys to your Mazda?

[annoyed] - Uh…

The ones with the Long Island U lanyard.

Look, I just really gotta get out of here.

I'm clearing your path right away, miss.

[Scoey] One more year.

[amazed whispering]

[Fiona] Oh, hi.

Seriously?

No, I…

Baby, I wouldn't.

Wait.

Did I invite you ladies?

[Tony] Oh! What's up?

Hey.

Y'all made it.

Yeah.

Yo, Dom.

These are my mighty fine diner girls.

Oh! So you all like…

Work the same shift?

No, no, no...

Forget him.

Come on.

Get up in here, put your bags down

and have your pretty selves and drink.

You gonna have a drink?

My boy Jack's gonna set us up.

Hey.

Hey.

Are you fucking serious right now?

Well, I mean, were we serious?

[Tony] Yo, Jackie-Boy!

Let's get my friends here set up

with some champagne, will ya?

[Jack] Coming right up.

So, guys, tonight we will be pouring a...

Ah, gracie, gracie, gracie.

[Tony] Thank you, sir.

Okay.

Ah, now.

You'll be able to taste it.

[Becca] Ooh. Thank you.

Whoop.

But just in case you wanna put a number

on how good them taste buds are gonna feel.

That's twelve-hundo a bottle right there.

[Fiona] Holy shit.

Well, that's the holiest shit

you ever put in your mouth.

Ahh. Yeah.

Pardon me, won't you?

[Fiona] Oh my God, he's so sexy.

[Becca] Oh my God.

[Becca] And you're so subtle about it.

So, we're just gonna do this?

Yeah [Becca & Fiona] Yeah.

You guys aren't even a little bit worried

these men did something to our drinks.

Oh, like water it down?

No, no, no, that would dilute it.

It's a $1,200 bottle of champagne.

No, no, no…

Queen V is right.

She obviously needs the royal taster.

[chugging champagne]

[Fiona] All right.

Ah. Your grace.

- Good evening. - Oh!

I Hope I'm not interrupting,

but I just wanted to thank you ladies for joining us.

[Fiona] Sure…

Thanks for uh…

Thanks for having us.

Anthony informs me you

Trekked all the way up the mountain

for our little celebration.

[Fiona] Oh yeah -Yeah

[Fiona] We trekked.

What are you celebrating?

I suppose I don't have an elegant answer for that.

Tradition?

Perhaps making time to spend with one another.

So if this is your tradition, we don't wanna...

Oh, no, no, no. Everybody's welcome to stay.

I apologize, I meant no offense.

I only wish to offer that if you needed accommodations.

We are more than happy to have you.

Yes.

And this offer extends to you all, of course.

Very kind of you.

I'm Eric.

Eric. Madison.

Madison.

Mmhmm.

I agree.

Madison.

[V] Wait, Trunks...

Sorry, she's so pushy.

Oh, oh. We'll switch tomorrow night.

I promise! -Bye

Promise!

[V to herself] Tomorrow night?

Let's go find your room.

Yeah. Let's do that, huh?

[Tony] See if we can't lose a few of them layers.

[kissing] [moaning]

[kissing] [moaning]

[Dom] Oh, shit!

You fuckin' seeing this?

Oh my God.

[spectator] Woo!

Oh!

[applause] [cheering]

Yeah!

Are you not fucking entertained?

You know.

A real badass would do it with two guns.

So it's gonna be like that.

Oh, it's gonna be like that.

Fuck it.

I can't find another.

Oh, I'll do it fucking dizzy.

[Dom] Yeah!

Oh, maybe don't use the bat.

That's the real shit right there.

Hey, why don't you do the real shit out there

in the living room, where you have more room to…

You know, spin.

This guy.

This guy fucking gets it.

Yeehaw!

Woo!

Yeah, let's give this fine-ass fuckle-berry some room to gallop!

Yeehaw!

[cheering]

[tipsy] Like, who does that?

[drunk] - No, I know.

It's like...

Am I wrong?

No, you're right, I mean...

Because like it's…

It's weird.

It's like...

No, no, you're not wrong.

[Priscilla] Wait.

[Priscilla] Who are we talking about?

[Maddy] We've always been really close, you know?

Its just...

Friends are difficult.

Yeah, they are, you know, because…

I mean, it's not like she can just be in the moment.

We're all out here trying to...

Well, she's correct.

Yeah, wait.

What?

Now, from what you say, there she is.

Yearning for nothing more than your companionship,

and yet, here you sit.

And yet.

And yet.

Hmm.

You're mad I'm sitting on your piano, aren't you?

[laughing] - It is not my piano.

I care not that you sit...

[wood creaking]

So this is fine?

I…

[nervous laugh]

It is rather old, and...

I don't feel great that you're sitting on the piano.

[laughing]

[Jack] Here we go.

Sorry, I had this terrible girl...

Anything else? - You're sorry?

Damn right, you're fucking sorry.

I don't even know if I wanna drink this now.

[laughing] He's cute.

Nice talking to you.

It was not nice talking to them.

You need to be cut off.

What?

'Cause those two were assholes?

No, they are unrelated, but both are true.

Do you have the power to put me off?

I am not sure, but I still think you should...

Buy you a drink?

Are…

Are the drinks not free?

The drinks are indeed free.

Right.

No, I'm getting her a drink.

You're making me a drink?

Oh, am I done?

Would you like to...

I can make a drink, whatever the lady wants.

Oh, an upside down frisky tango.

Ooh, that's a good one.

A Carolina frog bath.

Frog, what?

That's a little unoriginal, but I'll go with it.

I'll make, take, steal, get, pillage

Whatever you want, girl.

Oh, I should go save.

No, please.

You are my guest.

[Ray] Just tell me what it is you fancy

and your wish is my...

How goes the evening?

Everything going to your liking, Victoria was it?

Yeah.

It's great.

I was just...

Fantastic!

Raymond, would you mind terribly

if I stole this one for just a moment?

Of course, Erik.

I really appreciate that, Ray.

Truly.

Would you like anything, Erik?

Oh, would I like…

Anything.

You know, Jack, what I would like

is if we could have this one left alone

until at least tomorrow morning.

You think you could do that?

Hmm, I think I could do that.

Do you believe him?

We shall see.

We shall see.

And so we shall.

Fare thee well.

Fare ye well as…

well.

Smooth.

Very smooth.

[Fiona] Open up, baby.

You're so good to me.

That's all I want to do is make you feel good.

Girl, you know I want to make you feel good too, though, right?

Oh, do you?

Three at a time. [Dom] What are we watching here?

They're obsessed.

They're doing that thing where they whisper

in each other's faces really fast

and you can't tell whether they're going to fight or fuck.

Yeah, they have like a whole aggressive thing going on.

Right, like, why be so close?

It's fucking disgusting.

[Maddy] Do it, do it, do it.

You know what? all the guys in here are seriously awful.

Awful. Like I mean...

[V gurgles] [Maddy Laughs]

What is this?

I'm a sick puffer fish.

Oh.

Cute.

Like, I was saying, I was having this whole conversation

with this stockbroker guy and he was like on the phone

the whole time that he was having a conversation with me

and I'm like, seriously, like, what the fuck, dude?

How can you minimize me like that?

Am I right?

Yeah, right.

Yeah, right.

And then I'm, like, trying to pretend

That I care about classification, diversification, or some sort of shit

and then he's like, can't even pick up my drink.

And I'm like

suck my dick, Stuart.

You're a fucking tool.

Sorry, but do we…

do we know you?

No, but aren't I like a human being?

No…

We spoke last night, I don't know if you...

Okay, what am I, like a fucking monster?

Can't you just like sympathize with my shit?

Good morning.

I just wanted to make sure all of your accommodations

were to your liking.

They were.

I like the old rusticness to everything.

Old rusticness, Madison?

[giggle]

I think that the accommodations here are terrible

if I'm really being honest.

Yes, I do believe I overheard your sentiments from the other side

of the room.

Perhaps though we could tempt you with a little retreat

of relaxation we have planned later this afternoon.

You see, every year we trek down to the base of the mountain

to Basque in the Hvergelmir.

It's a hot spring.

But we do not pressure.

If you would like to stay on site with the amenities,

we're more than happy to have you here,

but we would love if you would attend.

That doesn't sound terrible,

but honestly I can't un-feel the way I'm feeling right now, so.

But I do like swimming.

Splendid, well…

I await your decisions.

Dizzy.

Trunks.

[door opens]

Can I help you?

You look busy.

You are very observant.

Aren't you supposed to be at the...

The… virglet?

Whatever the thing they call that is?

Kind of like bothering you more.

[laughs]

So this is an annual thing?

Stacking wood?

I more meant the frat-dude

bros.

Well, they've been doing that longer than I've been here.

Seems lonely up here.

Well, except when you're being interrupted at work.

It's a family business.

Family?

Ew.

I'm gonna tell your sister you said that.

My sister?

Yeah, isn't your sister's name Trunks or whatever?

She's not my sister.

You're not sister's name is Trunks.

It's a friend thing?

You wouldn't understand.

Oof.

Ouch.

Okay.

Well, stacking wood is officially more fun than talking to you.

You're such a grumpy ass.

I'm sorry, I can't hear you.

You're just white noise now.

[annoying screech]

Ow.

[annoying screech]

[coughing]

[Fiona] Hot is a bit of a stretch.

They were like tepid springs at best.

[Becca] Why does it even matter?

You didn't even go in the spring.

Okay, you know what?

It is frickin' cold.

Period.

And also I dipped my big toe in.

Yes, I did.

Oh, wow.

You're about as fuckin' adventurous as V.

Bravo.

Come on.

No, we're kidding. She's fine.

Yeah, I mean, she's not adventurous.

She doesn't go anywhere.

She doesn't do anything, but she's great.

Hey! New pants, guys.

Come on.

[laughing]

[Erik] Madison!

Would you two mind terribly if I stole this one for a moment?

What if I mind?

Do you mind?

[Fiona whispers] She's does not.

[Becca giggles]

Why, you're trembling.

Yeah, it's cold. [laughs]

For some.

Thank you.

It's really beautiful here.

Yes, it truly is.

I uh…

I wanted to gauge your interest on perhaps

spending another evening here on our fine mountain.

I could be persuaded.

Well, we throw an event each year.

Nothing too grand.

And of course, your friends are more than welcome to join us.

Oh, yeah, but you just had to ask me, though.

I suppose that is correct.

Looks like you were trying to get me alone.

Well, we both know that's not true.

We do?

Come now.

Two redheads…

together?

Yeah.

Gross.

Quite gross.

So gross.

[giggle]

You keep doing that, and you're going to look like a little raccoon.

I take it we're staying here tonight?

I did book the room switch.

At least…

One to ten?

Hard ten.

That's what I'm getting tonight.

[Fiona] Guys, why am I so nervous?

Look, my hand is trembling.

Ew, it's like warm salami.

That's what I'm getting tonight.

Ew.

[glass clinking]

Welcome!

To the Hall of Yule.

The irony of this masquerade

is that in actuality, this is a time

of truth.

For though we gather in anonymity, we all share the need

[stretching vocalizations]

for connection.

So, to old friends

bonds reborn

and to new companions.

It is you who are truly essential.

For, without you none of this

would be possible.

Now

we drink!

For the wind blows cold!

We drink. For the wolf runs free!

We drink for the ships with sails like wings!

For Alecto's sons

are we.

[group] Alecto rise!

[classical music plays]

[chugging]

Be merry.

[Tony] Mm-mm-mm.

Light of my life.

Would you kick it with me?

I do declare, Mr. Beauregarde.

That ain't my name, though.

[laughing]

I may have to tear your clothes off on the dance floor.

I'm gonna grind on you so hard that it's gonna wear a hole in your pants.

Yeah, you are.

[Dom smacks her butt]

Good evening.

I don't expect anything, however…

Would you honor me?

[approving laugh]

Of course I wouldn't want to separate friends.

I'll sit this one out.

Save me dance?

Promise.

As you wish.

Hey.

Must have missed you the first round.

Maybe we could go around on this dance floor?

Weak, dude.

Weak.

[drunken stumbling]

Hey.

[sigh]

[music continues in other room]

[knife chopping]

Boo!

At least pretend.

Oh... Oh, God.

Oh, no, you've got me.

Oh, my heart.

It cannot take the shock of what you have just done.

Is that good?

Was that better?

You know, why do you always come by when I'm working?

Why are you always working when I'm bored.

Are the festivities not up to your liking

Miss Dizzy?

What did you just call me?

Ooh, looks like I found out all the secrets around here.

You don't get to call me that.

And I've struck a nerve.

Quiet, sandwich wench.

Wait, so you're Dizzy then?

I'm not Dizzy.

I get Dizzy.

If I'm like nervous or overwhelmed or whatever.

Plus, with my last name, it just kind of fits.

I'm sure you're pumped to have doven into that.

And trunks?

She used to wear boy trunks when we went swimming.

She thought she had weird legs.

Well, does she?

Have weird legs?

I'm not exactly sure what constitutes weird versus not weird legs.

Your buddy Erik doesn't seem to mind them though.

Erik?

Are you sure you're talking about the right guy?

Tall guy with the voice and

terrifying blue eyes?

Oh, no, yeah. That's definitely him.

Well, he's been mercilessly hitting on Maddy since we got here.

Somebody sounds a little jealous.

Just get me a drink already.

Nothing fancy.

I'm sick of fancy.

[ice rattles]

[beer opens]

You know

That doesn't sound like Erik though.

I've been around for like ten of these things.

And all he ever does is this whole

speechifying thing,

or he's smoking a cigarette and staring longingly at the mountain.

Like a creep.

[laughing]

Yeah, well, I don't know about that.

You're not the most observant, huh?

Hey, I am just the help, okay?

Is Maddy having a good time though?

[knife chopping]

Hey, can I borrow one of your knives?

In case I gotta kubotan that

blue eyed shitbird on the dance floor.

Kubotan is not a verb.

[cold wind blows]

[door opening]

Yeah, so you were right. There were actually a few bottles back there.

I've never even seen them before. They were...

Old?

Yeah, yeah.

Um, dusty.

Is how I would describe them.

Are you meeting somebody here?

I can leave this inside if...

I was actually hoping to share this drink with you.

Oh, really? Why?

Your family's been very kind to me, Jack.

And soon you'll be taking over this place.

I thought we may want to get to know one another better.

Oh, well.

[nervous laughter]

I don't think I'll actually be running the place.

Well, you're practically running it now, are you not?

Well, my dad will be back next year again...

But your dad's not here now, so...

Shall we drink?

Sure…

Yeah, sure. Why not?

What is it that we're drinking again?

We are drinking mead.

And beautifully aged, if I may say.

[sniff]

Mmm. Yes, looks it.

According to legend

Mead was originated when two warring factions of gods signed a treaty of peace.

And spit in a bowl to seal that bond.

And in this bull was born Kvasir, the wisest of all men.

Whoa. Wait, what did he do?

Killed by dwarves, actually.

Oh, shit.

Hmm.

Stole his blood, too.

Oh, okay.

Umm…

Yeah, so to…

To not being killed by dwarves.

Wise man.

[glasses clink]

Ow.

Fuck.

Fuck

Indeed.

Oh, thank you.

Yeah. Thank you very much, Erik.

This…

I appreciate that.

A man will be approaching soon.

I want you to do something for me.

He'll be delivering a package.

And when he does, you will give him this.

At whatever price he quotes.

Tip him, handsomely.

Whatever remains

you will keep for yourself.

But this

means something between us has begun.

Be ready, Jack.

Okay. Thank you.

This is a lot of money.

[catchy pop song erupts]

[giggling, through karaoke machine]

♪ Baby, I've been digging what you've been saying ♪

♪ I'm in love with the games you've been playing ♪

♪ You seem to know just what I like ♪

[Tony] Mmm.

♪ And I've been ♪

♪ spreading my love a little bit too thin ♪

♪ We can go in one direction ♪

♪ if you just free your mind ♪

[music continues in the distance]

[rusty hinge squeaks open]

[distant] ♪ And if I start falling ♪

[distant] ♪ Don't let me ♪

[distant] ♪ Don't let me ♪

[distant] ♪ Don't let me ♪

♪ You know I, you know I can go crazy ♪

♪ Don't let me ♪

♪ Don't let me ♪

♪ Don't let me this time ♪

♪ Don't let me this time ♪

♪ Love is here ♪

[Scoey exudes excitement]

[distant] ♪ I can feel it all around me ♪

[distant] ♪ Feel it all around me ♪

[distant music continues]

[hard punch]

[Jack grunts in pain]

♪ You can show me how the night ends ♪

[Tony sings incoherently]

♪ Don't let me ♪

♪ Don't let me ♪

♪ Don't let me, yeah ♪

♪ You know I ♪

♪ You know I ♪

♪ can go crazy ♪

♪ Don't let me ♪

♪ Don't let me ♪

♪ Don't let me this time ♪

♪ Don't let me this time ♪

♪ And when the mood is coming on ♪

♪ Will you be my morning light ♪

♪ Whoa ♪

♪ Baby ♪

[Tony] Uh!

♪ I've been digging the things you've been saying ♪

♪ I'm in love with the games you've been playing ♪

[ominous swell]

♪ You seem to know just what I like ♪

[music slows getting drowned out]

[suspenseful strings overpower the song]

[suspenseful strings build]

[strings crescendo]

Oh, she's fucked.

[music returns to normal] ♪ Don't don't let me ♪

♪ Don't don't let me this time ♪

♪ Don't don't let me this time - Don't let me ♪

♪ Don't... ♪

[a chilling wind blows]

[the tinkering of tools]

[a wrench drops]

[sifting through hand tools]

[Harold] I don't know.

Everything seems to be in working order.

[clanking]

Really?

Anthony must have been mistaken.

Well, no worries at all.

These pipes do tend to bark every now and again.

Winter will do that to everything around here.

Still, I'm sorry to have had you travel all this way, Harold.

Stop.

All this way.

I'm just up the road.

[Harold sighs]

Leg still bothering you, I see.

Yeah, well, winter will do that to you too.

Just need to stretch it out, that's all.

A lot of miles on those bones.

Cold or no.

Mm. Some of us take to the years a little differently, I guess.

[Charlie grunts]

Oh.

Morning, Harry.

You hanging in there?

Trying to, Charlie.

Yourself?

Ugh. I gotta rally.

[rummaging through fridge]

Hmm.

Mmm. But first a nap.

Then a power dump.

Then I'll rally.

I see you still hit it pretty hard, huh?

Some attack the festivities more aggressively than others.

Yeah. Well

if you need anything else, just let me know...

Jack is

really growing into his role.

Jack?

[subtle laugh]

Nah, he's never had a

knack for this sort of stuff.

You think not?

[nervous laugh]

I know my boy.

If there's any place he'd rather be, it's anywhere but here.

You'll see. You'll be looking at my old mug the same as always next...

It's time,

Harold.

[sigh]

He's just a kid.

He's not ready.

I'll leave it to your discretion how he hears it.

You've done fine work, my friend.

Your day of rest will have been well earned.

[door opens]

[Becca hums the karaoke pop song]

Come on, let's go!

Ugh. Leave her. She's fucking dead.

Oh my god. It's so bright in here.

[Maddy] Yeah, mornings will do that.

Do we know what Wives Day is?

Hey, Dizzy.

Bellinis!

[Maddy, V, Becca] Bellinis!

[laughter]

Oh my god, I'm never fucking drinking again.

I might get some tea, some coffee.

Oh, it's Tony.

I might stay a little bit longer.

Wait till he's done.

[giggling]

[woman moans]

Fi, I'm so sorry. He's...

It's not true.

[sobbing]

It's not true.

What's not true?

Love, V!

Our love isn't true!

[hysterical] I thought our love was true.

Come here. Come here. Come here.

Come on. We gotta go after her.

Do we though?

- Come on. - Coffee first.

Fiona!

[car drives up]

Let's just talk about it!

[Fiona] Words are an illusion!

[car engine shuts off] [car doors open and close]

[woman's voice] Excuse me, I was hoping I could...

[Fiona] Hope is dead.

[Fiona] Hope is dead!

[woman's voice] Okay. Thank you.

[footsteps approach]

Hi. You probably don't know this, but can I park over there?

Sorry, I am so not the person to ask.

Oh, I'm always so worried I'm gonna do something wrong at this place.

I know how you feel here.

Right? I know.

I'm Heather, by the way.

Hi. I'm Maddy.

Hi. So are you, like, one of the...

Oh, no. I'm just up here with friends.

Oh, fun. Well, it's nice to meet you.

Yeah.

Yeah, you too.

[somber music plays]

[Cailyn] Every time, it's the same shit.

[Charlie] Come on. This is only my first drink today.

It's fucking eleven a.m.

You were up until five a.m. drinking and getting trashed.

Now you're drinking again, six hours later.

Oh, so now it's my fault how math works?

Hi.

It's good.

Sugar's good.

I swear to God.

If you leave me alone with these idiots again,

I'm going to strangle you to death...

[Tony] Cailyn!

Hello, hello.

Tony! So good to see you.

[Tony] Likewise.

Hey, Charles, I'm going to need you to make a run up north

this morning for a couple choice items.

[Tony] Clark's running late, and I need this shit off my mental palate.

We're supposed to go skiing.

Before they shut down the lifts.

[Tony] Well, that's the beautiful thing about snow,

it'll always be waiting for you next year.

[Larson] They're all like this, you know.

They're like what?

The hierarchies, the duplicity,

the social masks they wear.

I'll get that list going, Chuck.

Great.

You think we would evolve past this by now.

[Tony] I'm going to add a funnel to the list.

[Tony] That one we've been using for the last few years has been caking up…

But…

They don't skimp on the chow.

And the sights

are always exquisite.

[cute laugh]

That is a lovely fabric there.

Is that a chartreuse?

Must be cozy.

[polite laugh]

Are you seriously going to let him talk to me like that?

He has seniority. I can't do anything about it...

You can't do shit, Charlie.

[Charlie sighs]

Just go run your fucking errands.

Merry Wives Day, Cailyn.

You are looking absolutely ravishing.

Hmm.

So, is this your first swim in these waters?

I well…

a baby threw up on me on a plane once,

so they let me sit in first class for the last half of the...

You know, it's not just all about the wealth.

Have you ever heard of the Ka-Rura?

Maybe you can show me some of the finer points?

For that, you'd have to ask him.

Hi, baby.

Oh.

Oh, bankrolls, my favorite.

[Finoa] I thought we were in love, you know.

It was over there some...

floozy.

It's his wife.

Some heartlet...

gypsy bitch

Oh, dear.

We made love last night.

It was passionate.

Maybe not the time.

Rugged.

You know, but...

so... so passionate.

And it doesn't matter how quick it is, you know,

because it's about connection, and there was real, real, real connection.

Okay.

Let me let you in on a little secret.

Okay.

They're all very...

very disappointing.

You know, I got writing again.

It inspired me.

I wrote a poem last night.

Oh.

I was just watching him...

sleeping next to me, under the moonlight.

Do you want to read it?

Straight from my heart.

Sure.

It's the best thing I've ever written.

[polite laugh]

First page.

Can I offer you a suggestion?

You don't like it?

I think you should read this.

Out loud, right here in front of everyone.

Yeah.

Tell them how you really feel.

Bare your soul.

You just might be surprised where his loyalties truly lie.

[Becca] All I'm saying is...

I mean, just hear me out.

One, two, three.

The devil and me.

Wrong tree, honey.

Look, I love the harpy.

They are the bringers of life, the nurturers of life.

Which is why today is so special to everyone here, but...

I don't think you understand what she's trying to say.

Well, I'm flattered.

But...

He only partakes in my pork.

Ew!

I'm a vegetarian.

However...

Dominic here...

Don't call me that.

Dom...

partakes in many and any of the fruits in this beautiful world.

It's so true.

[footsteps in the snow]

So is this like the single section or the smoking section of this thing?

I suppose it could be construed as both.

I do apologize.

I only brought the one chair.

No, don't apologize.

I just came over.

Obviously, you shouldn't be standing. I insist...

No, hey, we can share if you...

I think it's more just in terms of space in regards to...

Um...

Uh, okay.

Seems like this works.

Yeah.

What is this your device?

Oh, it's an e-cigarette.

They're synthetic.

It's supposed to be like, um…

healthier versions of the real thing, kind of.

Smoke smells of berries.

May I see?

Yeah.

So are you just not like a marriage guy or…

I have respect for the notion.

Spending one's time with another, but

the theatrics and pomp of it all I can live without.

Yourself?

I can give or take pomp, I guess.

I don't know.

It's just binding yourself to someone for that long.

It can get...

Like, we all change eventually, right?

So wouldn't we grow out of everything eventually?

I imagine it depends on the strength of the bond.

Hmm.

You say this has healing properties.

No.

Like, they're supposed to be healthier

but they're still not, like, great for you.

I do not know how much any of us truly change, but

for those that do change us,

they should be taken in their purest form.

I'm sure a sweeter, more saccharine version is safer, but

For those we truly care about

anything worth getting close

deserves to be experienced as it is.

As it is.

The good with the bad.

Hmm.

Bad is only a matter of opinion.

[classical music plays]

[Eve] Oh, it's so good.

Tony took us there for our last anniversary,

and it's so nice.

Oh, that's so sweet...

You know, the service is, like…

but the food is so good.

Sounds it. [laughs]

Here we are, ladies.

Thank you, Jackie Boy.

Ah, it looks like we got one more here.

Didn't know if you want to wet your beak, Pris.

[intoxicated, Priscilla moans]

Hey.

What are you making?

Well, we have bellinis or bellinis.

Which would you prefer?

Um, how about a Bellini?

Hmm.

Good choice.

Ooh, pretty.

Thank you.

Mm-hmm.

They're not great.

So, do you have any...

That shirt looks very cute on you.

I told you it would fit.

Why, thank you.

I'm digging it.

Doesn't he look great?

Yeah, certainly.

All of you always look so good every year.

Fish oil.

But the trick

is to take one of those little capsules

pop it in your mouth, and squeeze it until the oil…

Just…

Just swallow the oil.

[microphone feedback]

It's so fucking disgusting.

But the results, right?

[Fiona] Excuse me.

Excuse me.

Hi.

Oh my God.

Um, everybody, I have something to say.

This is from my heart,

and I think I deserve to be listened to.

It's for...

I'm nervous.

[Finoa clears her throat]

When you looked at me

my world turned blue.

Twisted around, there was nothing but you.

You held me like a koala mama bear holding her cub.

And when your legs weaved in between mine,

I knew it was love.

Your eyes were closed, but your heart was open.

And you slept under the moonlight.

Couldn't stop thinking about the way your hands were groping.

(sniffs)

Very tight. [giggles]

♪ One thing I know ♪

What the fuck?

♪ Was that I was made for you ♪

♪ The world had me screwed ♪

♪ But in you I saw pure and true ♪

♪ You're perfect, you see ♪

♪ You're all that I need ♪

♪ You're sugar, you're sweet ♪

♪ you're Spenda ♪

I love you, Tony.

[suspenseful music rises]

What the fuck did you just say?

And I know we have some obstacles.

But, that's okay, I don't care.

[Eve] Tony, what is she...

I'm handling it, Evelyn.

She called me a fucking obstacle.

[Tony] I'm handling it, Evelyn!

[feedback]

[Tony] I can't even!

Tony, what is she...

[male voice] Going outside now.

[Priscilla giggles] Yup, gonna get you some fresh air.

Fuck it.

[door opens and closes]

I didn't write you shit, though, you know.

[Tony] But…

[Eve] What?

I would love to be your editor, baby.

Yes, yes!

[Eve] Are you out of your fucking mind?

You are married to me!

Don't touch me, do not touch me.

Tony!

[Eve] Tony! Tony, you are married to me!

[Eve's screams are drowned out by suspenseful music]

[screaming]

[door slam]

She said yes, everybody.

We're engaged!

[Dom claps]

[Dom cheers]

We're engaged!

[crowd cheering]

[ragtime music plays]

Oh my God, Sugar Bear!

[dramatic stinger]

Buttercup!

Sorry, I'm late.

Traffic in Worcester was friggin' brutal.

We need to leave, baby.

Leave? What do you mean?

We just got here.

They took her.

They took who?

Eve, Tony's... he proposed to some woman...

Eve?

And then she started screaming, and they ripped her away.

Am I supposed to be surprised that Eve got

ripped away from bottomless bellinis?

She wasn't drunk.

They grabbed...

Come on, Buttercup, come on.

Let's go up to the room. We can talk about it there, okay?

You can go there if you want to, but I am leaving,

and I am never coming back to one of these things.

Come on.

Please.

Just do this for me.

And tell you what, next vacation

I'll take you wherever you want to go.

Cape Cod,

Scarlet Cay...

I need you to believe me.

It's not that I don't believe you.

It's I just have other... - Well, do you believe me?

Yeah.

Yeah, I...

Then come with me.

I am so scared right now.

And I just want to go home...

You Don't...

And I want you to be there with me.

You don't understand.

I need to be here.

And I need you.

It's just once a year.

You said you believed me.

Buttercup…

Hey, Buttercup!

Don't fucking call me that.

[Maddy] What do you do for life?

[Erik] Travel. You know, whatever I desire really.

Just you?

[Erik] Yes, just me.

[Fiona] Maddy!

Maddy! Maddy!

[Tony] See y'all next year!

Maddy, it's happening!

It's happening, it's all happening!

What's happening?

[excited squeal]

Fuck me.

I know!

He's taking me to the Pocanos

for our honeymoon! [Tony] Oh, no, not necessarily.

We've got to talk about that.

So, you're leaving?

You know what tomorrow we...

Yeah, man, don't worry about it.

I'll catch you next year.

[Fiona] I love you!

Hey, any chance you know where the Pocanos are?

Northern Pennsylvania...

Why would you do this?

It's alright, Erik.

Thank you, thank you! - Alright, alrighty.

Come on Darling.

Thank you for the magic of this place!

[Tony] Enjoy the rest of your time.

Honey, pick me up!

[Fiona] Pick me up!

[Tony] How am I supposed to to that?

Love you!

Maddy?

[Erik] Is everything alright?

Can we talk?

[Dom] There's nothing more to say about it, darling.

So Tony asked me specifically to do this?

Someone specifically, not him, yes.

Think of this as a step up.

My little Larson's moving up in the world.

[Becca] Oh my gosh, congratulations!

Why don't we skedaddle and leave my hubby here to his honored duties?

Oh, okay.

His honored bitch work, you mean?

It's only bitch work if you're a bitch about it.

I'm so excited for you!

[Dom] Oh, I'm excited for what I'm gonna do to you.

[Becca] Oooh… [laughs]

Scofield!

Do I got a job for you, buddy?

[Larson] How would you rate your people skills?

[Scoey] Uh… six?

I'm done.

I'm so fucking done.

[Maddy] Why? Because of Fiona and

that guy?

Because of everything.

These people, this place.

What the place do?

How are you not seeing this?

Because I know Fiona.

Listen, I love the girl, but she's a living, breathing soap.

I mean, Jesus fucking Christ, that girl.

But you wouldn't be saying that if you were there.

I think I wouldn't be saying that because I'm

not actively trying to leave every five seconds.

Yes!

I want to leave!

I didn't even want to come here and now I am sick of feeling like the crazy one for

actually trying to spend this vacation with you.

I don't know what to do with my hands.

You're right.

I don't need you to tell me that I'm right.

I'm fucking right.

I know.

Listen, this was kind of my idea and…

this hasn't been fair.

Fair?

I had to fight to even be in the same room as you.

This was supposed to be you and me and it's just been you and them.

[V] And…

I don't know, me a little.

Kind of.

What does closing the door mean?

Tonight, it is just us.

Me, you, whatever you want to do.

Everything else out there doesn't exist.

You stay in here?

I mean, well, I will need dinner.

But if I left to get food first

it kind of would've lessened the effect.

[sigh]

I didn't expect you to agree with me so quickly

but yeah, that'd be cool.

I still feel like...

Crazy?

That,

I can't help you with.

Let me know when sane Dizzy comes back. Hmm?

[jazz music plays]

[fireplace crackles]

[Charlie] Oh yeah, the first wife's always a bitch.

[chuckles]

I didn't hit my stride until like the sixth or seventh.

[slurp]

Yep.

Cailyn's been fun, though.

[chuckles]

As you get older, you'll find out, Clarkey.

[hardy laugh]

Take a walk,

Charles.

Oh... Uh…

Yeah.

Thank you.

Mmm-Hmm.

[Clarke clears his throat]

They still tease you, I see.

No. It's, uh…

I was just gonna head to…

my room...

No, please continue.

Well, I…

I know I've been putting this off for a while.

And I understand what I need to... - May I?

Yeah.

Please, yes.

Yeah.

But you still care for her?

I, uh… I do.

Yeah.

Hmm.

I just... I'm…

I'm not ready.

Never apologize for what you love.

To anyone.

This is why we are here.

[Charlie] He thinks he can talk to me like that.

Why don't we just go to bed?

We have to be out of here by 10 A.M. so I can make it to my...

Fucking coddles him. Like, 'cause he's the new kid.

[scoffs]

No, no one around here would ever do anything like that.

It's not the...

You know, I've put in my time since The Eighteen...

Fuck.

The what?

[sigh]

Forget it.

[slurp]

Let's just go to bed, okay?

I'll, uh, meet you up there.

Oh, fine. I'll start myself.

[dice rattling]

[V] Motherf...

Really?

[Maddy laughs]

[Maddy] Are you too poor to pay the tax?

Well, we can't all be fabulous in the big city.

Meow!

Getting kind of personal.

I guess that's why you chose the cat as the sigil of your capitalistic empire.

Hmm, I know. After all

you're the pussy.

Aw, V, you have such a way with words.

Better than the fucking shoe.

Oh, yeah, you're totally right.

That should have been you,

'cause you're always running away.

Oh, Trunksy. You're literally stabbing me in the heart.

Definitely not, literally.

But I got a couple tricksies up my sleeve.

Five big ones in my offshore account.

Oh, my God. How can I forget about the clearly not-cheating Dizzy fund?

Game on, bitch!

For, like, another roll or two.

This is nice, right?

We're having fun, right?

Right. The awareness of the fun environment is

kind of eating away at its charm.

[dice roll]

Son of a fuck!

Does anyone actually like this game?

Erik, perhaps?

The bro's probably out there playing real life Monopoly.

Fuck off.

You're smirking.

No, I'm not.

You're smirking.

Smirker.

The awareness of the smirk is eating away at its...

[knock on door]

I didn't invite anyone. I swear.

I swear.

Oh, hi. Is everything okay in here?

Yeah.

Oh, shit. Are we being too loud?

No, no, no.

Um.

Well, yeah, but that's not why I'm…

I just got off my shift, and there's this great perk of free wine.

So, I figured I'd see if Miss V wanted…

Or if both of you would like…

Miss V?

Oh, I didn't mean to…

What is it, Miss?

Miss? I don't know the formal...

Nope. Don't look at her. Look at me.

What exactly are your intentions with Miss V?

[V] Why does he have to have intentions?

Why can't he just have wine? And leave?

I don't think those are the eyes of a boy who wants to leave.

No, I think those are…

Those are the eyes of a boy who wants to stay.

Okay, I get it. You're both just mean.

Sadly, per the decree of Miss V herself,

No boys allowed.

Ah. Well, that is a shame.

[Maddy] We will take this, though.

As penance!

Victoria, my darling, tip the barkeep.

Here. Fetch.

Wow. That's very degrading.

Say goodnight, alewife.

Ale… Ale-What?

Bye!

[door shuts]

[sensual rock music]

[heavy breathing]

[Dom grunts]

[Becca] Dom, why'd you stop?

[Dom grunts harder]

[Becca chokes]

[Becca] I can't breathe.

[Becca, struggling] I can't breathe.

[crack]

[opera music]

[Maddy] Dizzy.

[Maddy chuckles]

Ew. You smell like stale farts.

Wait.

[sniff]

No, you smell like lavender covering up stale farts.

I kinda only packed for our trip.

Weird, right?

Ha.

Mmm.

Where's the loud one?

The loud one?

Not specific enough.

Where's your friend that didn't get engaged and carried away?

Becca?

I don't know. She didn't come to bed last night.

We could asked Boy Toy.

[V] Who is…

[V] Wearing…

[V] Wings.

[Maddy] Are you sure she didn't come into your room?

It's weird. Maybe text her?

There's an almost limitless number of guys she could have rolled into bed with.

I think she'll turn up.

Ka-kaw!

Oh! The Summoner,

she's here.

[opera music rises]

[Erik] May I present to you, Priscilla.

Oh, Gail.

[Gail] It's good to see you.

[Erik] As it is you.

I, um…

have someone I would like you to meet.

[Erik] I believe she to be special.

If you had time,

I would hope you would speak to her.

Yeah, that can be arranged.

[Ford] Summoner wants you.

[drumming on bar]

You again?

Me again.

Uh, what is this?

I don't know what you...

What do you mean?

So, Wives Day. I get it.

Weird sex parties, plastic trophy-wives coming to…

enjoy the show.

Ha ha. Fun times. We can dive into that later.

But now: the Summoner?

Dude.

Oh, you mean Gail?

Okay, but like,

you've been here since you were born. So, is this...

Like, is this normal?

Well, I mean, you should see some of the other people that rent here.

Oh, boy.

Oh, you are oblivious, huh?

Oh, wow. Okay, rude.

You wanna go spy with me?

[drumming on bar]

Let's go!

What? Ow.

You, me, Trunksy, the Summoner...

Gail.

Let's go watch Gail and Trunks talk.

Okay, ow.

You know, there's an exit right over there, so…

Okay. You just want me to help you invade your friend's privacy.

So…

That's a yes?

[birds chirping]

Madison, right?

Yeah, or Maddy.

Erik speaks highly of you.

Uh…

I don't know what to say. [nervous laugh]

[Priscilla] Mmm.

You're warm.

[Maddy] It's probably just because I was inside.

No.

There's an old soul in there.

Are you afraid to show it?

[Priscilla] We all have a little bit in every one of us.

Uh, a little bit of old?

[Gail laughs]

Before you and me and all of this, there was a condensed

minuscule just about nothing

that created…

everything.

And that minuscule, just about nothing, is now here.

In these trees, in these mountains, in the emptiness between us.

Some of us have more than others, but in each of us, that molecule has existed

long before you and will exist long after you.

If you're not afraid to show that soul,

you can be infinite.

So, how are you liking everything so far? It's kind of fun, right?

Yeah.

Yeah, it is, actually.

[Priscilla laughs]

See? I told you.

What? Wait, you told me what?

Dude, I have been here for like a day, and I can see that

there's some, like, Illuminati-level shit going on here.

You know, have you ever considered you might be a little paranoid?

Do you remember Gail's little sidekick out there?

Because last time I talked to Priscilla,

she wasn't as Stepford-y as she is now.

[Charlie] Hey!

Have you guys seen Cailyn?

Uh, no, sorry.

I'm not. [laughs]

I mean, you're seeing this shit, right?

You know, you might have a better time

if you tried to have a better time.

Wake the fuck up, Jack.

[Priscilla] Are your pains eased?

All eased.

Yes? Aw.

[Scoey] Alright, come on.

Hey... Hey.

Alright.

- You can play with her later, okay? - She smells good.

I know.

[Priscilla] She smells good.

[Scoey] Come on.

You're leaving already?

Uh, yeah.

I figured the long weekend's over.

Back to work tomorrow.

Makes sense. I'll probably just get a ride with Becca later.

But, um…

It was so good to see you, seriously.

Why do you have...

We should probably go tell Becca to...

You packed up my things?

It's time, Maddy.

You had your little chat with Gail and...

Oh my god, I can't believe you're this jealous.

Jealous?

She was fucking vetting you.

Vetting me?

Do I need to spell it out for you?

They were psychoanalyzing you.

What is your problem?

What? Because it's normal when the summoner grabs

your tit and reads your fucking fortune or whatever?

Were you spying on me?

No.

What? I saw you.

Oh my god, you were spying on me!

That is so fucked, Dizzy.

I wanted to make sure you were okay.

Okay.

Now you know.

[cold wind blows]

[Gail hums a tune]

Leave us.

[door closes]

[slicing]

[Gail] ♪ The north wind doth blow ♪

♪ and we shall have snow ♪

[Gail and Priscilla] ♪ and what will poor robin do then? ♪

♪ Poor thing ♪

♪ she'll sit in a barn ♪

♪ and keep herself warm ♪

♪ and hide her head under her wing ♪

♪ poor thing ♪

Shall all your cares beguile.

[dramatic swell]

[piano keys]

[fireplace crackles]

[footsteps approach]

[Jack] Here you go.

Thank you.

Yeah, of course.

[Jack] Oh, um…

This probably doesn't matter to you, but I have to close up for a bit.

They're having this ceremony thing so,

this is sort of like last call.

Hey, sorry.

Mm-Hmm?

Can I have a couple more of then?

Oh. I guess this does matter to you.

Uh, Yeah.

[footsteps approach]

Are you okay?

[Erik] I can handle it, Jack.

Well, I could get you both...

I've been here long enough.

[Jack] Oh... Hey, Erik.

I was just…

Um…

Have you seen my dad?

Harold?

I believe he was gathering his things after adjusting the power.

If you wish to catch him, I would hurry.

I swear I recall liquid being in there.

[Maddy laughs]

I hope you weren't kidding, knowing your way around the bar.

The spirits can wait.

Keep playing.

I don't know how to play.

I'm just fucking…

[piano note]

hitting keys.

It sounds like music to me.

I have an engagement this evening.

Afterwards I could come…

I want to see you.

And I would hope that you would wait for me if I...

I've got time.

[romantic acoustic song plays]

♪ you're in the watchtower at the back of my mind ♪

♪ and I'm stuck doing time ♪

♪ airplane shadows in the sunshine ♪

♪ crash into mine ♪

♪ yesterday's sorrows aren't worth a dime ♪

♪ we've left them behind ♪

[music continues]

[Ray, muffled] I know you're busy.

[Ray, muffled] I wouldn't have just... She moved.

[Ray, muffled] Goddamn it!

[Ray, muffled] I just panicked.

[Ray, muffled] We have an actual situation on our hands.

[Ray] I fucked up, okay?

[Ray] I know I fucked... I'm fuckin' freakin' out here.

[Ray] Look at her and tell me what to do, all right?

[Ford] Supposed to be stretching.

[Ray] Just fucking help me, Ford.

[Ray] Damn. I swear she fucking went to move and I just...

[Ford] I mean, you could have done it cleaner.

[Ray] She moved, she...

[Ray] We need at least two, right?

[Ray] What happens if it's just the one?

[Ray] then one or the other…

[Ray] Shit.

[knock on door]

What?

Trucks, we have to go.

Dizzy...

They killed Becca.

V...

We have to go now.

My fucking god, V. Enough!

You've been complaining since we got up here

and I have a really high tolerance for kind of stuff...

I'm not joking around.

You can't just let it go.

Please...

It's not just now!

It's not just now.

You're always like this.

Trunks…

You know, I can't fucking breathe.

And you play like you're happy for me.

And it's all bullshit.

You know, I get new friends, I talk,

dare I talk to a guy.

The only time that you're happy for me

is when I am with you.

Maddy, you have to listen to me.

Becca's dead?

That's right.

Okay.

[Becca sighs]

[Becca grunts]

[Becca yawns]

[old timey music plays]

I'm heading out and I don't think I'll be back tonight.

Get it, girl. Eat him alive.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Love your face.

[chain rattles in distance]

You drive safe now.

[muffled scream]

Hey, dad?

Hey, Jackie boy.

What's up?

I couldn't find you in there.

So…

Yeah, I'm just getting ready to head out.

Do you need a hand?

I'm good.

You all right?

[sigh] Yup.

Hey, what's the deal here, dad?

What's the deal?

With Erik, and these guys.

Like I know they pay for most of our year, but…

Wives Day?

And Gail.

Oh, sorry, excuse me. The Summoner.

What?

What the fuck is that?

Dad?

You must know.

Yeah?

[sigh] Well…

I guess it's about that time.

[door knock]

Oh, my. [infatuated laugh]

[giggle]

Can we talk? Or...

Yes, of course.

Come in.

I was thinking about, kind of, everything that's happened up here.

[Maddy laughs nervously]

And I'm not trying to label whatever this is.

It's just

with the thing you guys do up here ending,

I wondered what you thought

this is.

Or was.

I most certainly didn't think of it as it was.

Did you? -No.

Think that it was a was? -No, I didn't

Yay. [laughter]

What am I to you?

What do you want from this?

I want to show you something.

Okay.

And I asked it when I say after, you take as total fact.

No matter how it may sound.

I believe you.

Promise me.

I promise.

Very well.

[Cailyn] Keep quiet if you want to get out of here alive.

[V] Wait, why?

I've been watching you and you're right about what's going on here,

but you're also very fucking wrong.

We're running out of time.

[V] What is all this?

It all started as a hunch, just some

nonsensical nothing that one of the other wives said,

but it stuck in the back of my head like a splinter.

And then my husband, my dear, sweet, stupid

Charlie, let everything slip one night when he was drunk.

He was babbling on about how the bat that Jack has behind the bar

was given to him by Babe Ruth himself.

Do you know when he played?

I don't know who that is.

Early 1900s.

He was talking about how exhilarating it was to watch him live and in person.

Wait…

Mm-hmm.

You're starting to get it, sister.

And to think, Charlie ain't the oldest one.

A sword.

Open it.

All the way.

Still a sword.

That it is.

But you see, that sword,

which you cavalierly swing about my room,

that sword

is one thousand years old.

Bullshit.

I made you promise.

Okay.

So, you have a thousand year old priceless sword.

What's the point?

You think that weapon has no price?

You find the right collector.

You would never have to work again.

[Maddy] Hmm.

Any man in this lodge could offer you some sort of similar financial security.

Whether that be fortune, wealth, riches.

But what I offer…

What I offer is far greater in worth.

What do you offer?

Time,

Madison.

Time is what I offer.

Whoa.

I'm dizzy.

Who knows how long they've been doing this?

The wives, they seem to cycle through every

three to four years

once they've lost their beauty or their youth or

their husbands have just gotten tired of them.

But…

Fiona's the only one who got engaged.

Yes.

She and I were the lucky ones.

But claiming their trophies is not what they're really here to do.

[Dom] There she is.

Hey, baby.

I hope I wasn't too rough with you last night.

You've unleashed something in me and I don't know if…

[Becca strains]

if I'm ever coming back.

Well, that's the idea.

Baby, I don't know if I can handle round two.

[metal clank]

[Erik] So now you must choose.

[Maddy] What are you talking about?

[Erik] There's a power.

[Maddy] Mmm.

[Erik] One which makes…

the sword in your hand the second oldest thing touching you.

Wait, what do you mean?

I mean immortality.

Stop.

Victoria warned you about this, didn't she?

Okay, that's not funny.

The abductions, the kidnappings of women.

Madison, it's all true.

Okay, what the fuck is wrong with you?

This power…

It's cost, it takes out in blood.

Oh, you are so close to believing this. You don't...

The cold.

Tell me you feel it.

This... This is...

Please don't touch me.

What are you?

I am the man you've known these past few days,

who you've shared your soul with.

I am Erik Thorvaldsson.

And I am the only man who can offer you

the chance to never live another day in your life

less perfect than you are right now.

And all it would take

is the sacrifice of those beneath us.

And who is beneath us?

Everyone.

You're a monster.

I am that too.

But...

[sword drawn]

Now you truly believe.

I don't know what I believe.

And yet, your convictions are strong enough to strike me down.

In warm blood.

Please don't make me do this.

Do you know how long I've been searching for

someone as extraordinary as you

in these vast oceans of genetic mediocrity?

You're the only one I would ever share this blessing with.

'Till the end of days, I...

Madison, don't make me live without you.

You want me?

Have I not made that clear?

[sword drawn]

I don't know if I can do what you do.

But I do want this.

So...

You want this?

Fine.

Do it.

[slicing flesh]

Erik…

Do it.

[blood dripping]

I only ask that if you do,

look me in the eyes.

Erik.

For if I am to die on this day,

I can think of no greater beauty for my final sight.

Madison.

Madison.

[Cailyn] Starting to get it?

All of your friends are going to be processed

and turned into a fountain of youth, of sorts.

And The Summoner

is the key to everything.

I know it.

When is this happening?

Now.

Trunks…

Oh my... fuck. Fuck!

We have to stop it!

That's why I brought you up here.

[tense music builds]

Don't think.

Just shoot.

[pistol chambers a round]

[single piano note]

[single piano note]

[piano continues] [strings join and build]

[music fades]

[epic orchestral music]

[orchesta hit rings out]

[phone texting]

Dude, what the fuck are you doing?

[phone texting]

He's going to kill you if he sees you doing that.

What are you a fucking cop, Chuck?

Mind your business.

The time has come.

Once again, we the chosen,

the men of the Ka-Rura,

take part in the festival of the Everlasting.

Through our holy conduit,

we call forth the unceasing

to offer us the feast of youth.

To bring rejuvenation of health,

healing of bones,

and the invigoration of our very souls.

[Screaming]

[radio plays jazz]

[chain rattling]

[footsteps approaching]

Yo, are you grabbing food?

There's like a whole spread set up for us for later.

A whole spread for fucking them.

Just go grab takeout, alright? And I'll pay.

- Alright. -Sick!

Yeah.

[Scoey] One more year of this shit.

[front door opens and closes]

[V] Two just left in front of the other...

[Cailyn, on phone] Let me worry about them.

[Cailyn] Just get to the hatch.

[Cailyn] I'll guide you from there.

[hatch closes]

[Cailyn, on phone] What we need should be dead ahead.

[Cailyn] Do you see it?

I see a couple boxes. Now what?

[Cailyn] Whatever goes on upstairs,

they need to account for some type of electrical surge.

[metallic crash]

[Cailyn] So the owner reroutes the power from the ski lift to...

The owner?

Jack?

[Cailyn] No, his father.

[Cailyn] There should be a separate breaker marked lift or cable.

[gasp]

[V hyperventilates]

[Cailyn] Do you see it?

[Screaming]

Alecto,

Rise.

[screaming]

Let me go, please!

Alecto, rise!

Aid us your strength.

[Priscilla struggling]

[Summoner] Feed us.

[demonic whispers]

Feed us.

[whimper]

[Summoner] Alecto,

[screaming]

rise!

Alecto, rise!

[demonic whispers]

[Summoner] Aid us your power.

Feed us!

[Summoner] Feed us!

[Priscilla screams]

Alecto, rise!

[group] Alecto, rise!

[demonic whispers] [struggling]

[bones snapping]

[demonic whispers]

[Becca struggles]

[Alecto moans]

[bones snapping]

[bones snapping]

[Alecto screeches]

[Becca struggles]

[door opening]

We're fucked. We're so fucked!

[Cailyn, on phone] Can you not find the box for the...

They threw that guy's wife down here.

[Cailyn] I told you they were monsters.

Why am I doing this?

Why aren't you the one in the fucking basement?

[Cailyn] Trust me, you don't want my job.

Really?

Does your job include dealing with a rotten corpse?

[gunshots]

[gunshot]

[Cailyn] It does now.

[footsteps above]

They're coming for you.

I can hear them.

[Cailyn] Look, I know you're scared,

[Cailyn] and that's alright.

[Cailyn] But I also need you to be productive, okay?

[Cailyn] So find the box.

I don't see one that says "lift" any...

Wait, rope tow?

Could that be it?

[Cailyn] Well, if you don't see...

[Cailyn scoffs]

[Cailyn] Yeah, it should be.

What do you mean it should be?

[Cailyn] I mean, yes.

[Cailyn] The rope must mean cable. Or...

Well, do you or do you not know?

[Cailyn] Kid,

[Cailyn] just hit the fucking switch.

[V exhales]

[Alecto grunting]

[Alecto screeches]

[Becca struggles]

[monstrous footsteps]

[screaming]

[bite down] [flesh tears]

[inhales deeply]

[whimpering]

[Alecto caws]

[flesh being torn]

[ripping and tearing]

[deep breathing]

[demonic whispers]

[euphoric gasp]

[demonic whispers]

[Maddy pleads Incoherently]

[muffled] Erik... Erik.

[whimpering]

Hey, Cailyn.

I'm coming upstairs.

[gunshots]

Will you stop shooting everything?

We have guns for a reason.

[V, on phone] You said you were going to sneak past...

I am sneaking.

The snow makes sound.

Or would you rather we go through all this trouble of rescuing your little friend

just to have these groupies get us on the way out?

[V] Can we just try and be quiet and meet up where we said we would?

Fine.

I'll meet you on the second floor.

[grunting, over phone]

Erik! [crying]

[flesh being eaten]

[screaming]

[Maddy] Erik!

[screaming]

[flesh being eaten]

Erik…

[panting]

I would give anything in this moment if I thought I could change your mind.

Oh, God… [crying]

But the eyes.

Madison.

The eyes betray you.

[crying]

Was the cost really so great?

Did you care for these people?

Because I'm evil?

Don't you get it?

This…

our time,

is what is truly priceless.

[bell rings]

[V screams]

[Scoey laughs]

I got you good, didn't I?

Hey listen, I'm sorry. I couldn't help myself.

Don't come any closer.

I'm just the messenger,

but that message is that I can't let you go up that way.

So, why don't I just give you...

I said stop!

Hey, whoa. Listen.

Whatever you think is fair, alright?

I got some going out on the town money.

Huh? We can sort this out tomorrow.

Where's Maddie?

That's above my pay grade, okay?

I was told to watch the house,

and hands off you and the bosses, girl. That's it.

Hands off?

So…

Where the fuck is she?

That's a great question. You know, I don't have the answer.

But that worry right there, that sounds like it's worth

another thousand in hazard pay.

Huh?

How about it?

[V] Jack!

Victoria?

Oh, my God, we need to hurry.

I can't…

You have no idea what's going on here.

Erik, please. Please don't.

Please…

[Alecto growls]

Please…

Another sacrifice for the feast.

No!

Feed us! [Alecto screeches]

Alecto, rise!

Listen, you need to leave.

Hey, I tried to offer some severance pay.

Shut up! Just…

You're one of them.

I can assure you, I just found out how not one of them I really am.

Look, you have no idea what's up there!

My best friend is up there.

So, if you're really not one of them...

[scuffling, grunting]

[Maddy screams]

[scuffling, grunting]

[painful cry]

[screeching]

Oh, she is fucking special!

I know.

Feed us!

Alecto, rise!

[gunshot]

Gail!

Nobody move!

[growling]

Cailyn?

Honey, I'm gonna need you to shut the fuck up.

The women are talking.

[growling]

What exactly happens now?

We win.

[Alecto roars]

[deep growl]

[thunder]

[electrical drain]

[screech]

[demonic roar] [crowd screaming]

[screeching] [wings flapping]

[chain rattles]

There's no need for this, Jack!

[gasping]

Just stop fighting, it'll go down a lot easier for ya.

[boiling flesh] [demonic whispers]

[grunt]

Boss?

Boss, Boy Wonder here,

he thought it'd be a good idea to try to take on...

[agonizing yell]

[screeching]

[door knob rattling]

[grunt]

[revolver clacking]

Leave it to a woman

to ruin paradise!

[desperate whining]

[growl]

[caw] [flesh slices]

[moist gasping]

[wings flapping]

[choke]

[panting] [grunting]

[gunshot]

[gasping]

[screech]

[thunder]

Mister Erik, are you okay?

[heavy breathing]

[Scoey] Mister Erik?

[Scoey] Come here!

[slice]

I was one away.

One fucking year away.

[Scoey falls]

[demonic whispers]

[Jack coughs]

[demonic whispers]

[gasp for air]

What have you done?

What have I done?

After everything I've given to your family.

Sustaining you people for centuries!

This is how you repay me?

My dad told me what you've been doing for centuries.

We're your hostages!

You're the help.

Exceptionally compensated help, I might add.

Who, until now, we're all smart enough to

simply take the money, smile, and live with it.

And then die with it.

Unlike you.

[heavy breathing]

But you all die so well.

[hiss]

[texting]

Come on, Buttercup! Come on!

[screech]

[screaming] [bones crunching]

[screaming]

[caw] [blood splat]

[frantic sobbing]

Dizzy.

I'm sorry, I'm sorry…

I think I peed my trunks.

I'm gonna get you out of here.

One to ten, how much do you hate me?

Just shut up. [sobbing]

Come on…

Pick me up, I didn't mean it.

[screech]

[wings flapping]

[caw]

[flesh rips]

Buttercup!

[Clarke screaming]

Oh, no-no-no, wait.

Wait… wait… wait!

[blood gushes]

[gasping]

[growling]

No, no, no!

No, no, no…

No! No!

[gunshot]

[shell casing tumbles]

[Charlie hits the floor]

[screech]

It's okay.

Shut up, shut up…

It's okay.

[roar]

You're a badass.

[caw]

And you're gonna continue to be a badass all by yourself.

[sniffling]

Now go fucking do it.

[screeching]

[caw]

[roar]

[Erik yells] [glasses smash]

[Jack hits floor]

You know, Jack, I think I needed this.

[sheath crashes]

We used to walk these lands as we pleased.

Took what we wanted, did what we desired.

Oh, the facade I must dawn to live amongst you miscreants,

is simply exhausting.

Wait a minute.

You mean the voice and your whole general vibe, that was you blending in?

[battle cry]

[Erik grunts]

[fighting]

[Erik] That's right.

[Erik] Scurry away, mortal.

[Erik laughing]

Gods, it's been ages since I tasted battle.

[Erik] The illumination of peril.

[Erik] Death's consignment to a hovering wraith.

We really do take the simple things for granted, Jack.

[V grunts]

You were to be spared, Victoria.

Ugh! Ah...

[keys hit floor]

[painful gasp]

Both of you.

[gasping]

[bat cracking]

[bat hits the floor]

[both panting]

I thought I told you to leave.

I kind of like bothering you more.

[flesh slices] [Erik yells]

[V gasps]

[Erik grunts] [Jack hits the floor]

[grunt]

[gasping for air]

This…

All this!

Is on your hands.

[yell]

[grunt]

[fighting for air]

I hope it was worth it.

Actually, yeah. I got what I wanted.

Oh, and what was that?

Your precious Madison,

saw you for what you really are,

a fucking joke.

She died watching you run away.

[V] You turned your back on her.

On all of them.

[struggling to breath]

Then when I send you to her

Tell her, I'm sorry for that too.

[Erik hisses]

[deep snarling breaths]

[growl]

[roar] [scream]

[caw]

[flesh tearing]

[screaming]

[panting]

[screech]

[Erik wails in pain]

[agonizing moan]

[gasp]

[screaming]

[Erik gurgles]

[gory slice]

[thunder]

[thunder]

[screaming]

[music plays]