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I don't think anyone's coming.
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Yo.
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Oh, shit!
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What the fuck are you kids doing?!
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Off! Get your hands off!
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- Get back here! Get back here!
- Yeah, bro.
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♪ I'm glad to see you ♪
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♪ I had a funny dream ♪
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♪ And you were wearing
funny shoes ♪
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♪ You were going to a dance ♪
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♪ You were dressed
like a punk ♪
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♪ But you are too young
to remember ♪
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♪ I'm happy for you,
you've made it hard for me ♪
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♪ I've counted on
your company ♪
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♪ You are staying with
your friends tonight ♪
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♪ I'm feeling sorry
for myself ♪
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♪ I keep taking everything
to be a sign ♪
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♪ I'd rather be in Tokyo ♪
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♪ I'd rather listen
to Thin Lizzy, oh ♪
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♪ And watch the Sunday gang
in Harajuku ♪
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♪ There's something wrong
with me ♪ -
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♪ I'm a cuckoo. ♪
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Okay, Mom.
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Get out of my room, you bitch!
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I'm not hungry.
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Yep.
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Okay.
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Is Dad gonna be home
to see me before I leave?
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Classic.
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Stanford? As if he's gonna
survive high school.
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Stop wearing my clothes.
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"Stop wearing my clothes."
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Dumb horse.
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What'd you just call me?
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He just called me a whore!
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I called you a horse,
like your zodiac sign.
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- You wish you could be a whore.
- Mom!
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Actually, no, you're more like a lizard
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with your scaly-ass
eczema skin, you know that?
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- Oh, yeah, fuck you, pizza face!
- Ah!
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Lizard bitch,
you got stains on my sweater!
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That's my sweater!
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- He literally just called me a bitch!
- Bitch.
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You know, you're only born
because I wanted
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a little brother, and
I wish you died in the womb.
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Yeah, you were only born
because of a broken condom.
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You don't even know how condoms
work, and you never will.
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Shut the fuck up, okay?
Conversation over. I win.
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Like, you can't just decide
when a conversation's...
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- Not how talking works...
- I get to decide!
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- ...you absolute moron!
- Blah, blah, blah!
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- Stop yelling!
- You're like a little baby!
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You think you're so cool, but you're not.
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- Nobody likes you.
- Hey, get back here!
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- I can't wait to move out!
- Your fucking face!
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- I said move out already!
- Dìdi!
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Get over here! Stop running!
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That's what you get for...
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It's a trick.
Just make this trick.
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Fuck!
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Yes! Oh, yes!
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Mom, you just ruined my clip.
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♪ Every night, I see you
standing on the corner ♪
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♪ Shaking that thing like
you're playing Pop Warner ♪
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♪ Touchdown turnaround,
play by play... ♪
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- Ah...
- Yeah, that looks good.
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That looks good.
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Hot pink?
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- Mm-mm.
- All right.
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Baby blue?
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- Mm-mm.
- No?
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That's, like, the best color.
Green?
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- Indigo?!
- Yes, sir.
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Dude! Bro, Madi's gonna want to
rub her tongue all over them.
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Indigo braces.
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I hope you brought some wax, dawg.
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What the fuck is the wax for?
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Fahad!
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Yo!
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- Fahad!
- What?!
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What are you wearing?!
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This is, like, my normal outfit!
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Dude, camo shorts are fucking gay!
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Bro, your mom is gay!
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My mom has cancer, you fucking bitch!
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- Dude, what the fuck?
- I forgot, dude.
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But, bro, you can have cancer and be gay.
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But I don't think that's how it works.
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- Man, what's good?
- What's up?
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- How you doing?
- Fuck you for saying that.
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- Yeah, how you doing?
- How's it going, man?
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- What's good, Wang?
- Nice to see you again.
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Lil Wang.
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- Bro. What?
- Wang-Wang.
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- Hey, you crazy.
- Yo, Wang-Wang in the house.
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- You know how it is.
- No, but for real, though.
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Like, Lil Wayne wears
camo shorts all the time.
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All right, then he's gay, then.
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Dude, everyone wears them.
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So then everyone's gay, then.
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No way y'all lost to Niles, dude.
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Yes, bro.
That kid with the goatee
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hit a bomb off of Ryan
in the fourth inning, like...
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Mexican Kenny?
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I think he's Filipino.
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Nah, dude, that boy talks hella Mexican.
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Yo, what you mean by that?
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Like, he just calls me,
like, "ese" and shit.
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I swear to God, he's just all about
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the, like, Mexicano slang.
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- Like, I don't know.
- That's so weird.
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Wait, hold on. Hold up.
Did I tell you about Rishi?
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- Who's Rishi?
- It's just, like, baseball shit.
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- You don't got to worry about it.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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What about him, though?
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Dude, he shit his pants during practice.
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And he was all like,
"My mom's pulling a prank on me.
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She put poop in my pants again."
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Dude, what do you mean
by "again," though?
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Yo, bro, where have you been?!
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I've been hyping you up too much, bruh.
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What's good, Hardeep?
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Sup, virgins?
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Dude, you're not a virgin?
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Nah, I fricked your mom!
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- Dude. No, dude.
- What?
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Bro, his mom has cancer.
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Oh, uh, my bad.
Uh, uh, is she, is she okay?
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No, she got cancer.
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I'm sorry for your loss.
Yo, Jade!
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She's still alive.
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Jade, this is my boy
I've been telling you about.
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He's the most freshest, flyest
Pakistani in all of Fremont.
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- That's Jade. She's a real one.
- Hey, what's up?
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- And that's Ellie.
- Uh, hi.
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She's a dumb bitch.
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- Wait, what was your name again?
- Fahad.
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- Fuckwad.
- Bro, shut up.
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These are my friends right here.
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We got Wang-Wang, Soup.
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- Your name is Soup?
- Well, my real name is Jimmy,
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- but everyone just calls me Soup.
- Why?
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His house just, like,
always smells like soup.
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Yeah, my mom cooks hella kimchi-jjigae.
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You know, radish soup, ox bone soup.
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- All the Korean classics.
- Oh, that sounds good.
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So, I heard you have
some really good stories.
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00:11:02,530 --> 00:11:03,678
Yeah, I mean, like, they a'ight.
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Nah, they hecka funny.
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He's gonna be the first brown
EGOT winner.
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I'm calling it.
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My mom loves David Letterman.
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Hey, can you, like, call me
in, like, a minute?
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- Dude, why?
- Just-just call me.
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A'ight, whatever, man.
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Madi, come here.
You have to see this.
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Georgia.
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♪ Shaking that thing like
you're playing Pop Warner ♪
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♪ Touchdown turnaround... ♪
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Hey.
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Yo, why'd you ask me to call you?
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- Yeah, don't worry about it.
- Okay, bye, pookie.
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So Hardeep starts pissing
in the river, right?
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And Wang-Wang starts filming him.
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And then he uploads it to YouTube
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and titles it
"Hardeep Pissing in the River."
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And he sends it to us, and we're like,
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"All right, yeah.
That shit go."
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But then a few days later,
I get a call from Hardeep,
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and he's like, "Yo, breh!
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"Can you tell your boy to take
that video of me pissing down?
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My dad saw it, and he's,
like, fucking heated, cuh."
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I said "frickin'." I haven't
cussed since sixth grade.
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- All right, whatever.
- "Frickin'." -
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So I text Wang-Wang
to take the video down,
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and he's like, "Okay."
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But then the next day,
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this motherfucker calls me again,
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and bro's like,
"Hey, can you tell your boy
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"to take that video of me down for real?
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I just got another
brown butt whupping."
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And I was like, "I did."
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And he was like, "Well, he didn't do it.
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"He just changed the title to
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'Gagandeep Gupta Pissing
in the River.'" -
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Your total is 96.59.
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Holy shit.
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Yo, um,
I-I got to pee. I'll be back.
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All right, dude,
just, like, hurry up though.
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- My mom's gonna be here soon.
- Okay.
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I don't believe it!
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Come in.
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- What?
- It's unlocked.
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No, I c... I could just wait
until you're done.
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Can you go get that?
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Can I help you?
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Uh... Uh, yeah.
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I-I just, I just thought
that was, like, the restroom,
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so I was kind of, like, yeah, you know,
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- knocking on doors and stuff.
- It's okay.
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I like your shirt.
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- Thanks.
- Hayley Williams, I love her.
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Yeah, yeah.
I-I love Hayley Williams, too.
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Madi, come on.
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Okay.
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Do you want to come hang out with us?
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Um, sure.
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Okay, come here.
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07/29/08, baby.
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You're finally 15 like me.
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- Happy birthday. We love you.
- Happy birthday.
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- We love you.
- Miss you so much.
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- Wish you were here. Mwah.
- Mwah. Mwah.
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We wish you could've been here,
but we hope you're having fun.
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- Bye!
- Bye!
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I look fugly.
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No, you don't.
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You want to try?
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Sure.
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So, you know each other?
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00:14:27,935 --> 00:14:30,372
Um, yeah. You look familiar.
222
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You go to Horner, right?
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Yeah, but, um, not anymore.
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Uh, I just graduated.
So, uh, yeah, thank God.
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Um, yeah.
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Horner kind of, like,
sucks dick, you know?
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I liked Horner.
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Yeah, I thought Horner was fun.
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♪ Pay the bus fare
or we find a new reason... ♪
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Uh, what was your name again?
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I'm Chris, but, um, all my
friends just call me Wang-Wang.
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What should I call you?
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Um...
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You can just call me Wang-Wang.
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Wang-Wang?
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Isn't that, like, the sound a duck makes?
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You know, like,
"Wang-Wang."
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Oh, uh, oh, okay, um...
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Uh, uh...
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Sorry, um, I-I probably... I-I got to go.
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But, um, thanks
for letting me just, like,
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hang out with you guys for a bit.
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Yeah. Okay, bye.
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I love that song.
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Oh. Yeah, uh, me, too.
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You have a good taste in music.
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Are we Facebook friends?
248
00:15:35,403 --> 00:15:38,306
Um...
249
00:15:38,340 --> 00:15:40,274
I'm not sure.
250
00:15:40,308 --> 00:15:42,176
Okay, well, you should add me.
251
00:15:42,209 --> 00:15:45,380
♪ Is so comforting now,
did the Earth just slam... ♪
252
00:15:45,413 --> 00:15:46,514
Okay.
253
00:15:46,548 --> 00:15:48,849
Okay. Bye.
254
00:15:48,882 --> 00:15:50,485
♪ And I know it ♪
255
00:15:50,518 --> 00:15:52,820
♪ Won't undo their past ♪
256
00:15:52,853 --> 00:15:55,457
♪ By walking and talking
backwards... ♪
257
00:15:55,490 --> 00:15:57,057
Weren't you leaving?
258
00:15:57,091 --> 00:15:58,526
Um, yeah.
259
00:15:58,560 --> 00:16:01,862
I just... just give me a second.
260
00:16:01,895 --> 00:16:03,998
♪ Pay the bus fare
or we find a new reason ♪
261
00:16:04,031 --> 00:16:07,034
♪ A new way of living,
and we shout it out ♪
262
00:16:07,067 --> 00:16:09,270
♪ And try to dream again ♪
263
00:16:09,304 --> 00:16:11,038
♪ Hey, now, now... ♪
264
00:16:22,049 --> 00:16:23,318
Dìdi!
265
00:16:23,351 --> 00:16:25,286
What?
266
00:16:25,320 --> 00:16:27,888
- Dìdi!
- What?!
267
00:16:27,921 --> 00:16:29,424
Dinner's ready!
268
00:16:29,457 --> 00:16:31,792
Okay, I'm coming!
269
00:16:52,212 --> 00:16:53,548
Chris!
270
00:16:53,581 --> 00:16:55,182
Oh, my... What?! Ow!
271
00:16:55,215 --> 00:16:59,387
I swear to God, if you ever
pee in my lotion again,
272
00:16:59,421 --> 00:17:01,589
I'm gonna period in your mouth.
273
00:17:01,623 --> 00:17:03,090
What the fuck?!
274
00:17:03,123 --> 00:17:05,092
Ow!
275
00:17:05,926 --> 00:17:07,395
Ew!
276
00:17:08,463 --> 00:17:09,463
Mom!
277
00:17:29,451 --> 00:17:31,051
Nai Nai.
278
00:17:31,085 --> 00:17:33,854
Nai Nai, look at the camera.
279
00:17:38,258 --> 00:17:40,861
What are you talking about?
You're beautiful.
280
00:17:42,464 --> 00:17:44,499
I ugly.
281
00:17:44,532 --> 00:17:46,100
No, you're beautiful.
282
00:17:46,133 --> 00:17:47,234
You're beautiful.
283
00:17:47,267 --> 00:17:48,636
No, you're beautiful.
284
00:17:48,670 --> 00:17:50,538
No, I love you.
285
00:18:17,432 --> 00:18:18,633
Dìdi?
286
00:18:18,666 --> 00:18:20,300
What?
287
00:18:22,370 --> 00:18:23,671
Hmm?
288
00:18:25,272 --> 00:18:26,307
Look.
289
00:18:26,341 --> 00:18:30,445
♪ Did you know that
I like to do the dance... ♪
290
00:18:41,456 --> 00:18:43,324
Uh...
291
00:18:44,526 --> 00:18:46,160
I look stupid.
292
00:18:48,596 --> 00:18:52,166
♪ Every day, go to school,
do the dance, talk the girls ♪
293
00:18:52,199 --> 00:18:53,967
♪ Exercise,
be the good guy... ♪
294
00:18:56,471 --> 00:18:58,373
Nothing.
295
00:19:05,212 --> 00:19:07,382
Mom, j-just stop nagging me.
296
00:19:16,089 --> 00:19:18,258
♪ Get off the dance floor
and start doing your chores ♪
297
00:19:18,292 --> 00:19:20,728
♪ It's Sunday afternoon! ♪
298
00:19:26,133 --> 00:19:28,268
♪ It's Sunday afternoon... ♪
299
00:19:30,505 --> 00:19:32,474
Yeah! Korea, number one!
300
00:19:35,643 --> 00:19:37,010
Who's up?
301
00:19:37,044 --> 00:19:39,246
Damn.
302
00:19:40,315 --> 00:19:42,484
I'm thinking you.
Come on, get in here.
303
00:19:42,517 --> 00:19:44,151
- Ooh.
- Can't handle this.
304
00:19:48,155 --> 00:19:50,023
Fight!
305
00:19:53,595 --> 00:19:56,129
- Hit him! Hit him in the chest!
- Think of Bruce Lee!
306
00:19:56,163 --> 00:19:57,645
- Hit him in the chest!
- Hey, no face shots!
307
00:19:57,665 --> 00:19:58,813
- What the hell?
- My bad, my bad.
308
00:19:58,833 --> 00:20:01,536
Go, Wang-Wang!
309
00:20:02,637 --> 00:20:04,204
♪ It's Sunday afternoon ♪
310
00:20:04,238 --> 00:20:07,107
♪ And there a few things
that I have to do... ♪
311
00:20:07,140 --> 00:20:09,777
Get off me!
312
00:20:09,811 --> 00:20:11,646
♪ Then I'll head
down to the mall... ♪
313
00:20:11,679 --> 00:20:13,080
What are you doing?
314
00:20:13,113 --> 00:20:14,281
What the hell?!
315
00:20:14,315 --> 00:20:16,818
Whoa!
316
00:20:16,851 --> 00:20:19,286
- He bit my nipple.
- You fucked him up.
317
00:21:03,631 --> 00:21:05,198
Nai Nai.
318
00:21:17,177 --> 00:21:18,646
Dìdi?
319
00:21:21,482 --> 00:21:23,451
Nai Nai, no.
320
00:21:37,865 --> 00:21:40,468
Mom, I just told you I'm fine.
321
00:24:07,949 --> 00:24:09,784
Fuck.
322
00:25:21,989 --> 00:25:24,792
- Mom, can you not?
- Mom, umbrellas are for rain.
323
00:25:27,795 --> 00:25:30,364
- She's so annoying.
- So embarrassing.
324
00:25:37,705 --> 00:25:40,842
Can you not comment on my body?
325
00:25:40,875 --> 00:25:41,976
God.
326
00:25:59,126 --> 00:26:00,561
Come on, Cory, keep up.
327
00:26:00,595 --> 00:26:02,597
Shut up, bro. I'm coming.
328
00:26:02,630 --> 00:26:03,831
You hella slow.
329
00:26:03,865 --> 00:26:05,533
Hey, push faster. Come on.
330
00:26:05,566 --> 00:26:07,134
I'm not trying to drop my soda.
331
00:26:07,168 --> 00:26:08,803
Why you always lag?
332
00:26:09,770 --> 00:26:12,440
- Holy shit.
- Oh, that was sketchy, but I'll take it.
333
00:26:13,541 --> 00:26:15,509
- Okay, okay.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
334
00:26:15,543 --> 00:26:17,078
All right, kick flip.
335
00:26:18,913 --> 00:26:20,915
That's how it's done.
336
00:26:20,948 --> 00:26:22,516
Wrap it up.
337
00:26:23,818 --> 00:26:26,721
- Got lucky on that one.
- All right.
338
00:26:27,922 --> 00:26:29,023
What's up?
339
00:26:29,056 --> 00:26:30,691
♪ At a convenience store ♪
340
00:26:30,725 --> 00:26:31,939
♪ Working the counter,
making minimum dough ♪
341
00:26:31,959 --> 00:26:33,628
Uh, hi.
342
00:26:33,661 --> 00:26:36,197
♪ Selling discount smokes
to the neighborhood folk... ♪
343
00:26:36,230 --> 00:26:37,798
Hi.
344
00:26:39,467 --> 00:26:41,002
These, uh...
345
00:26:41,035 --> 00:26:43,004
These guys are really good.
346
00:26:43,037 --> 00:26:44,705
Yeah. Yeah, you know, yeah.
347
00:26:44,739 --> 00:26:45,573
Thank you.
348
00:26:45,606 --> 00:26:47,475
You guys, like, sponsored?
349
00:26:47,508 --> 00:26:49,010
- Almost, bro.
- You wish.
350
00:26:49,043 --> 00:26:51,025
I've been trying to get these
clips for this Berrics thing
351
00:26:51,045 --> 00:26:52,213
that's coming up next month,
352
00:26:52,246 --> 00:26:53,794
but we don't really have, like, a filmer
353
00:26:53,814 --> 00:26:55,229
- at the moment.
- Once we got them clips.
354
00:26:55,249 --> 00:26:56,684
I just need like two more tricks
355
00:26:56,717 --> 00:26:58,099
for my sponsor me tape, and I'm good.
356
00:26:58,119 --> 00:26:59,587
Oh, yeah.
After that, we going up.
357
00:26:59,620 --> 00:27:01,002
- Oh, that's the dream, bro.
- Yeah.
358
00:27:01,022 --> 00:27:05,459
I mean, um, if you guys,
like, need a filmer, I-I film.
359
00:27:05,493 --> 00:27:06,794
- You film?
- Yeah.
360
00:27:06,827 --> 00:27:08,663
- Like skateboarding?
- Yeah, skateboarding.
361
00:27:08,696 --> 00:27:10,932
- You film skateboarding?
- I... Yes, I film.
362
00:27:10,965 --> 00:27:12,767
It's kind of perfect, 'cause, uh,
363
00:27:12,800 --> 00:27:14,582
we don't really kick it
with our filmer at the moment.
364
00:27:14,602 --> 00:27:16,837
Oh. Yeah, what happened?
365
00:27:17,705 --> 00:27:19,173
- That bro died.
- He's gone.
366
00:27:19,206 --> 00:27:21,075
Yeah, rest in peace, bro.
367
00:27:21,108 --> 00:27:22,743
Oh, yeah, I'm-I'm sorry.
368
00:27:22,777 --> 00:27:25,680
Bruh, I'm fucking with you, bro.
369
00:27:25,713 --> 00:27:26,948
He fucked my girlfriend,
370
00:27:26,981 --> 00:27:28,516
so we just kind of stopped kicking it.
371
00:27:28,549 --> 00:27:29,830
- He's dead to us.
- You know what I mean?
372
00:27:29,850 --> 00:27:31,686
You let him fuck your girl, bruh.
373
00:27:31,719 --> 00:27:33,422
Hey, what's your name, man?
374
00:27:34,288 --> 00:27:35,856
I'm, uh...
375
00:27:37,024 --> 00:27:38,960
- I'm-I'm Chris.
- Chris?
376
00:27:38,993 --> 00:27:40,828
Donovan, man. Pleasure.
377
00:27:40,861 --> 00:27:41,963
This is Cory.
378
00:27:41,996 --> 00:27:43,197
- Nugget.
- What's up?
379
00:27:43,230 --> 00:27:44,632
All right, right on, man.
380
00:27:44,665 --> 00:27:45,880
- We'll hit you up.
- Nice to meet you.
381
00:27:45,900 --> 00:27:47,248
Just please do not fuck my girlfriend.
382
00:27:47,268 --> 00:27:48,703
Yeah, yeah.
Don't worry about it.
383
00:27:48,736 --> 00:27:49,971
I got, I got a girlfriend.
384
00:27:50,004 --> 00:27:51,939
- Oh, you...
- Oh, he got a shorty.
385
00:27:51,973 --> 00:27:54,175
- Where you go get you a girl?
- All right, man, well,
386
00:27:54,208 --> 00:27:55,990
uh, you got, like, a YouTube
or something I could look up?
387
00:27:56,010 --> 00:27:58,946
I'll check out your videos
when I get home.
388
00:27:58,980 --> 00:28:00,581
Uh...
389
00:28:00,614 --> 00:28:02,016
Fuck.
390
00:28:19,667 --> 00:28:20,748
- It's lit.
- All right. All right.
391
00:28:20,768 --> 00:28:22,036
- Go, go.
- Go, come on.
392
00:28:22,069 --> 00:28:23,651
- Hey, yo, let's go. Inhale.
- I'll try it.
393
00:28:23,671 --> 00:28:24,872
- Wow.
- Wu-Tang that shit.
394
00:28:24,905 --> 00:28:26,140
Wu-Tang it.
395
00:28:26,173 --> 00:28:28,275
- Yeah! Yeah!
- No way!
396
00:28:59,774 --> 00:29:02,076
Weighted.
397
00:29:02,109 --> 00:29:05,579
Oh, Max. You are great.
398
00:29:25,766 --> 00:29:27,001
Oh.
399
00:29:34,975 --> 00:29:36,877
Ah.
400
00:29:43,884 --> 00:29:45,719
Yeah.
401
00:29:48,155 --> 00:29:49,757
Mm-hmm.
402
00:29:55,363 --> 00:29:56,931
Chris...
403
00:30:21,288 --> 00:30:22,690
Yo, Wang-Wang.
404
00:30:22,723 --> 00:30:25,126
What's up, fool?
Don't even trip, dude.
405
00:30:25,159 --> 00:30:26,394
Fuck them hoes.
406
00:30:26,428 --> 00:30:28,796
You a handsome motherfucker, man.
407
00:30:28,829 --> 00:30:30,432
You got strong-ass teeth.
408
00:30:30,465 --> 00:30:32,133
You look good in shorts.
409
00:30:32,166 --> 00:30:34,802
That's why Madi likes you, baby!
410
00:30:37,171 --> 00:30:39,273
Dude, she sent you a winky face.
411
00:30:39,307 --> 00:30:40,875
Do you know what that means?
412
00:30:40,908 --> 00:30:42,457
She wants your wang.
I swear to God on my life,
413
00:30:42,477 --> 00:30:43,924
- she wants your wang.
- Bro, what? No.
414
00:30:43,944 --> 00:30:45,226
Dude, she's probably just trying to be,
415
00:30:45,246 --> 00:30:46,361
like, nice or something, bro.
416
00:30:46,381 --> 00:30:47,982
- Wow!
- No, she is not.
417
00:30:48,015 --> 00:30:49,763
- You cannot take a hint.
- Bro, Madi could literally be
418
00:30:49,783 --> 00:30:51,165
touching your shlong right now,
and you'd be like,
419
00:30:51,185 --> 00:30:53,154
"Oh, guys, I don't know
if Madi likes me or not."
420
00:30:53,187 --> 00:30:54,768
- It's so true, bro.
- Like, bro, come on.
421
00:30:54,788 --> 00:30:56,223
You guys never take hints.
422
00:30:56,257 --> 00:30:58,105
Dude, dude, she's definitely
just trying to be nice, bro.
423
00:30:58,125 --> 00:30:59,773
- There's no way.
- Shut the fuck up. All right, respond.
424
00:30:59,793 --> 00:31:01,929
- What are you gonna say?
- All right, um...
425
00:31:01,962 --> 00:31:03,797
Uh-huh.
426
00:31:03,831 --> 00:31:04,899
Can you type any faster?
427
00:31:04,932 --> 00:31:07,067
Bro, hold on.
428
00:31:07,935 --> 00:31:09,337
All right, is that good?
429
00:31:09,371 --> 00:31:11,406
Dude, no.
430
00:31:11,439 --> 00:31:13,807
- Are you serious?
- Nah. -What?
431
00:31:13,841 --> 00:31:15,410
Bro, oh, my...
For the love of God,
432
00:31:15,443 --> 00:31:16,911
please let me talk to her for you.
433
00:31:16,944 --> 00:31:19,079
- No, bro. This is...
- What the fuck is that?!
434
00:31:19,113 --> 00:31:20,814
- This is fine, bro.
- What is that?
435
00:31:20,848 --> 00:31:22,049
No, it's not fine.
436
00:31:22,082 --> 00:31:23,717
- You have no game, bro.
- Nah, bro.
437
00:31:23,751 --> 00:31:24,932
- Come on, bro.
- Dude, come on.
438
00:31:24,952 --> 00:31:26,368
I could get you this girl right now.
439
00:31:26,388 --> 00:31:28,289
- Bro, I...
- Dude, please.
440
00:31:28,323 --> 00:31:29,790
One sentence. One sentence.
441
00:31:29,823 --> 00:31:31,205
- Fine. One sentence.
- All right. Let's go.
442
00:31:31,225 --> 00:31:32,960
- One.
- All right.
443
00:31:34,362 --> 00:31:36,331
How about "get boba"?
444
00:31:36,364 --> 00:31:38,866
Come on, that's good.
445
00:31:38,899 --> 00:31:40,935
- Okay, cool. Fine. Whatever.
- All right. Cool.
446
00:31:40,968 --> 00:31:43,204
Let's do this real quick.
447
00:31:44,406 --> 00:31:45,906
Bro! Bro, you can't...
448
00:31:45,940 --> 00:31:47,475
Dude, give me my fucking phone!
449
00:31:47,509 --> 00:31:48,510
Hold his ass down!
450
00:31:48,543 --> 00:31:50,077
Soup, hold his ass down!
451
00:31:50,110 --> 00:31:51,792
- Hold him down!
- Give me my fucking phone back.
452
00:31:51,812 --> 00:31:53,227
- Give me my fucking phone back.
- Oh, shit.
453
00:31:53,247 --> 00:31:55,015
- Hold him down!
- Give me the phone, dude.
454
00:31:55,049 --> 00:31:56,964
I'm not fucking playing around.
Give me the phone.
455
00:31:56,984 --> 00:31:58,752
Yo, what are you saying, bro?
456
00:31:58,786 --> 00:32:00,322
- Sound like a bitch, boy.
- Ow!
457
00:32:00,355 --> 00:32:02,370
- No, what are you...
- I thought you were stronger than this.
458
00:32:02,390 --> 00:32:04,124
- Come on.
- Little bitch, bro.
459
00:32:04,158 --> 00:32:05,327
Oh, hi, Nai Nai.
460
00:32:05,360 --> 00:32:06,961
Hey. Hello.
461
00:32:10,798 --> 00:32:12,866
Nai Nai, help.
462
00:32:14,301 --> 00:32:16,136
- Your boyfriend, sexy time.
- Good friend.
463
00:32:16,170 --> 00:32:17,505
Come on, dance for your grandma.
464
00:32:17,539 --> 00:32:19,039
Nai Nai...
465
00:32:22,810 --> 00:32:24,778
- I love you, too. -Bye-bye.
- Get off me.
466
00:32:24,812 --> 00:32:26,080
Done.
467
00:32:26,113 --> 00:32:28,249
What did you say?
What did you say?
468
00:32:28,282 --> 00:32:30,251
- Bro, come on!
- I don't know, dude.
469
00:32:30,284 --> 00:32:31,852
We'll find out.
470
00:32:31,885 --> 00:32:33,254
Oh!
471
00:32:33,287 --> 00:32:34,922
What? Wait, what'd she say?
472
00:32:34,955 --> 00:32:37,057
- What'd she say?
- Oh, whoa.
473
00:32:37,091 --> 00:32:38,759
Come on!
474
00:32:39,960 --> 00:32:41,563
Just thank me later, bro.
475
00:33:10,924 --> 00:33:12,527
How to kiss like a pro.
476
00:33:12,560 --> 00:33:14,094
Are you a good kisser?
477
00:33:14,128 --> 00:33:16,297
Anybody can be with the right technique.
478
00:33:16,331 --> 00:33:19,066
Step one: clean your mouth.
479
00:33:19,099 --> 00:33:22,169
Brush your teeth, floss
and use mouthwash.
480
00:33:22,202 --> 00:33:25,039
Bad breath is the ruination of kissing.
481
00:33:25,072 --> 00:33:28,909
Step two: sit with your partner,
preferably in private.
482
00:33:28,942 --> 00:33:32,012
Public displays of affection
may be fun for you,
483
00:33:32,046 --> 00:33:35,383
but they make everyone else
uncomfortable.
484
00:33:35,417 --> 00:33:37,117
You don't want to do that.
485
00:33:37,151 --> 00:33:40,254
Step three:
relax and clear your mind.
486
00:33:40,287 --> 00:33:43,090
Focus only on the person in front of you.
487
00:33:43,123 --> 00:33:46,193
Angle your face to avoid crunching noses.
488
00:33:46,226 --> 00:33:49,364
Lean into the person
until your lips touch.
489
00:33:49,397 --> 00:33:53,468
Keep lip contact soft
and gentle in the beginning.
490
00:33:53,501 --> 00:33:54,968
Oh.
491
00:33:55,002 --> 00:33:57,171
Step four:
open your mouth enough
492
00:33:57,204 --> 00:34:00,207
to slowly slide your tongue
into your partner's mouth.
493
00:34:00,240 --> 00:34:03,944
Just remember to keep it slow and soft,
494
00:34:03,977 --> 00:34:06,080
not darting or invasive.
495
00:34:06,113 --> 00:34:08,282
Don't forget to breathe
through your nose.
496
00:34:08,316 --> 00:34:12,454
Nothing ruins a good make-out
like falling unconscious.
497
00:34:13,987 --> 00:34:15,956
Do or do not.
498
00:34:15,989 --> 00:34:17,958
There is no try.
499
00:34:17,991 --> 00:34:19,093
What was that?
500
00:34:19,126 --> 00:34:20,928
Yoda.
501
00:34:20,961 --> 00:34:22,963
Oh, yeah, Yoda.
502
00:34:25,032 --> 00:34:27,402
Have you never seen Star Wars?
503
00:34:27,435 --> 00:34:28,969
I've seen Star Wars.
504
00:34:29,002 --> 00:34:30,971
What color's Yoda?
505
00:34:32,440 --> 00:34:34,309
Uh...
506
00:34:34,342 --> 00:34:36,110
I don't know. Like a...
507
00:34:37,044 --> 00:34:38,480
- Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
- Like a...
508
00:34:38,513 --> 00:34:40,648
um, like a metallic chrome?
509
00:34:40,682 --> 00:34:44,051
- A metallic chrome?
- Yeah.
510
00:34:44,084 --> 00:34:45,285
No.
511
00:34:47,221 --> 00:34:49,990
Like a-a... a bright yellow?
512
00:34:50,023 --> 00:34:51,459
No, that... no.
513
00:34:51,493 --> 00:34:54,128
- Okay, I've never seen Star Wars.
- Yeah.
514
00:34:55,028 --> 00:34:58,065
How have you seen A Walk to Remember
515
00:34:58,098 --> 00:35:00,000
but not Star Wars?
516
00:35:01,034 --> 00:35:02,970
I don't know. I think
my sister probably, like,
517
00:35:03,003 --> 00:35:04,539
made me watch it or something.
518
00:35:04,572 --> 00:35:06,307
I didn't realize you had a sister.
519
00:35:07,709 --> 00:35:10,645
Yeah, I have a sister.
520
00:35:10,678 --> 00:35:14,682
She... older or younger?
521
00:35:14,716 --> 00:35:16,250
She's older.
522
00:35:16,283 --> 00:35:17,519
Nice.
523
00:35:20,588 --> 00:35:23,691
I have an older brother, so that's why...
524
00:35:23,725 --> 00:35:25,593
- Yeah.
- ...I was wondering.
525
00:35:25,627 --> 00:35:28,228
Are you two close?
526
00:35:28,262 --> 00:35:30,264
Um, yeah.
527
00:35:30,297 --> 00:35:31,366
Yeah, I'd say so.
528
00:35:31,399 --> 00:35:34,436
I mean, we were close
before he left for college,
529
00:35:34,469 --> 00:35:38,506
so I don't really get
to see him that much anymore.
530
00:35:39,607 --> 00:35:42,042
Are you close with your sister?
531
00:35:45,613 --> 00:35:47,482
Yeah.
532
00:35:51,285 --> 00:35:53,755
- Hey, I have a gift for you.
- A gift?
533
00:35:53,788 --> 00:35:56,089
- A gift.
- For me?
534
00:35:58,192 --> 00:36:01,195
- What is it?
- It's an eraser.
535
00:36:01,228 --> 00:36:03,364
- An eraser?
- Yeah, it's got the big side,
536
00:36:03,398 --> 00:36:05,032
- and then it's got...
- The little side.
537
00:36:05,065 --> 00:36:06,734
A little...
the roller side. It rolls.
538
00:36:06,768 --> 00:36:09,437
- Oh, that's... that's really cool.
- Yeah.
539
00:36:09,471 --> 00:36:10,672
Thank you.
540
00:36:10,705 --> 00:36:12,973
- Yeah.
- I like it.
541
00:36:15,108 --> 00:36:17,545
Can I ask you a serious question?
542
00:36:23,250 --> 00:36:24,586
Sure.
543
00:36:25,720 --> 00:36:27,589
You've seen Jaws, right?
544
00:36:32,292 --> 00:36:33,428
- No?
- No.
545
00:36:33,461 --> 00:36:34,762
Wow.
546
00:36:34,796 --> 00:36:37,632
Um, okay.
547
00:36:37,665 --> 00:36:39,567
What about...
548
00:36:39,601 --> 00:36:41,201
E.T.?
549
00:36:42,269 --> 00:36:45,272
- Yeah, I've seen E.T.
- Okay. Okay, good.
550
00:36:45,306 --> 00:36:48,576
Let's see who can do
a better E.T. impression.
551
00:36:48,610 --> 00:36:49,777
Okay.
552
00:36:49,811 --> 00:36:51,278
- You go first.
- You go first. Jinx.
553
00:36:51,312 --> 00:36:53,815
Okay, now you have to go first.
554
00:36:56,384 --> 00:36:57,652
Okay.
555
00:36:57,685 --> 00:36:59,286
Just an E.T. impression, right?
556
00:36:59,320 --> 00:37:00,635
If you've seen the movie, you'll know.
557
00:37:00,655 --> 00:37:02,357
Yeah, I've seen the movie.
558
00:37:02,390 --> 00:37:04,057
E.T.
559
00:37:04,826 --> 00:37:06,528
Um...
560
00:37:20,140 --> 00:37:21,289
You have not seen E.T. before.
561
00:37:21,309 --> 00:37:23,143
I definitely have seen E.T.
562
00:37:23,176 --> 00:37:24,659
No, you definitely haven't
if that was your impression.
563
00:37:24,679 --> 00:37:27,549
That's the sound he makes at,
like, the end credits.
564
00:37:27,582 --> 00:37:29,651
Yeah, okay.
565
00:37:35,490 --> 00:37:37,291
You know...
566
00:37:38,359 --> 00:37:41,295
...you're pretty cute
for an Asian.
567
00:37:53,273 --> 00:37:55,577
Have you ever played
the nervous game before?
568
00:37:57,345 --> 00:37:58,646
No.
569
00:38:01,849 --> 00:38:04,084
Are you nervous?
570
00:38:07,488 --> 00:38:09,189
Are you nervous?
571
00:38:14,629 --> 00:38:16,464
Are you nervous?
572
00:38:20,435 --> 00:38:22,102
Are you nervous?
573
00:38:26,641 --> 00:38:28,376
Are you nervous?
574
00:38:30,277 --> 00:38:32,245
Are you nervous?
575
00:38:33,781 --> 00:38:35,717
- Yes.
- What?
576
00:38:35,750 --> 00:38:36,718
Yes.
577
00:38:36,751 --> 00:38:37,885
Oh.
578
00:38:37,919 --> 00:38:39,887
Yes, I-I mean, I am nervous.
I just...
579
00:38:39,921 --> 00:38:41,656
Can you, um...
580
00:38:41,689 --> 00:38:43,223
- Sorry.
- Yeah, I-I'm sorry.
581
00:38:43,256 --> 00:38:44,505
- No, it's okay, it's okay.
- Because I-I freaked out
582
00:38:44,525 --> 00:38:45,640
- a little bit.
- It's okay. It's okay.
583
00:38:45,660 --> 00:38:46,894
I'm just... I-I'm sorry.
584
00:38:46,928 --> 00:38:49,364
You don't have to apologize.
It's okay.
585
00:38:49,397 --> 00:38:50,698
Really.
586
00:39:26,567 --> 00:39:28,168
Where were you?
587
00:39:28,970 --> 00:39:30,571
Nowhere.
588
00:39:32,340 --> 00:39:34,742
Hanging out with Fahad and Soup?
589
00:39:37,512 --> 00:39:40,448
- No.
- Okay, so what were you doing?
590
00:39:40,481 --> 00:39:41,796
It's not like you have any other friends.
591
00:39:41,816 --> 00:39:42,830
And also, no one likes you.
592
00:39:42,850 --> 00:39:45,285
Shut the fuck up!
593
00:39:46,487 --> 00:39:49,222
Why are you always so mean to me, huh?
594
00:39:50,591 --> 00:39:51,693
What?
595
00:39:51,726 --> 00:39:53,226
I can't wait for you to leave
596
00:39:53,260 --> 00:39:55,763
so I don't have to see
your ugly face again.
597
00:40:45,546 --> 00:40:47,749
Bro, how'd things go with Madi?
598
00:40:51,018 --> 00:40:52,787
- Good.
- What do you mean "good"?
599
00:40:52,820 --> 00:40:54,856
Like, good or... good?
600
00:40:54,889 --> 00:40:56,657
You know what I'm saying?
601
00:40:59,060 --> 00:41:01,362
- She touched my wiener.
- No.
602
00:41:01,395 --> 00:41:03,498
No way she gave you a hand job.
603
00:41:04,532 --> 00:41:05,967
I'm fucking proud of you, dude.
604
00:41:06,000 --> 00:41:08,770
For the first time in my life,
I'm actually proud of you.
605
00:41:08,803 --> 00:41:10,605
Good shit, dude.
606
00:41:10,638 --> 00:41:12,640
Finally.
607
00:41:16,077 --> 00:41:18,045
♪ Imaginary girl ♪
608
00:41:18,079 --> 00:41:20,381
♪ This is a song for you ♪
609
00:41:20,414 --> 00:41:21,916
♪ Sorry it took forever... ♪
610
00:41:21,949 --> 00:41:23,684
Oh.
611
00:41:24,952 --> 00:41:26,487
Hurry up.
612
00:41:26,521 --> 00:41:28,089
♪ It was the least I could do ♪
613
00:41:28,122 --> 00:41:31,526
♪ Better late than never ♪
614
00:41:32,460 --> 00:41:33,728
♪ Out of the water ♪
615
00:41:33,761 --> 00:41:35,930
♪ You appeared like
a dream to me... ♪
616
00:41:35,963 --> 00:41:37,465
Oh, that's so cute.
617
00:41:37,498 --> 00:41:38,813
Can you take a photo of all of us?
618
00:41:38,833 --> 00:41:40,935
♪ And I wanna thank you ♪
619
00:41:40,968 --> 00:41:43,437
♪ Imaginary girl ♪
620
00:41:43,471 --> 00:41:45,439
♪ You really blow my mind ♪
621
00:41:45,473 --> 00:41:47,441
♪ You got to be joking... ♪
622
00:41:47,475 --> 00:41:48,943
Wait.
623
00:41:48,976 --> 00:41:51,546
Give us, like, a "one, two,
three" or something.
624
00:41:51,579 --> 00:41:52,780
Come on.
625
00:41:52,814 --> 00:41:54,081
Come on, bro.
626
00:41:54,115 --> 00:41:56,384
Aren't you, like, the camera guy?
627
00:41:57,952 --> 00:42:00,021
One, two,
628
00:42:00,054 --> 00:42:01,422
three.
629
00:42:02,857 --> 00:42:04,692
Like, do they just
walk onto the crime scene,
630
00:42:04,725 --> 00:42:06,928
like, slip, like, "Oh, shit. Fuck."
631
00:42:06,961 --> 00:42:08,763
"What the hell is that?
632
00:42:08,796 --> 00:42:10,431
Semen!"
633
00:42:10,464 --> 00:42:12,446
It's like, dude, what are
burglars even doing these days?
634
00:42:12,466 --> 00:42:14,435
How do you even think of this stuff?
635
00:42:14,468 --> 00:42:17,438
- You write what you know.
- Isn't that Dave Chappelle?
636
00:42:18,105 --> 00:42:19,674
We should look at those shoes
637
00:42:19,707 --> 00:42:21,909
- that we saw at the mall the other day.
- Oh, yeah.
638
00:42:22,877 --> 00:42:24,445
You're quiet.
639
00:42:24,478 --> 00:42:26,714
Yeah, quit being weird, bro.
640
00:42:26,747 --> 00:42:28,716
- I'm not being weird.
- Just a little bit.
641
00:42:28,749 --> 00:42:30,464
You're just kind of, like,
silent over there.
642
00:42:30,484 --> 00:42:32,086
- Mm-hmm.
- Okay.
643
00:42:32,119 --> 00:42:34,956
Um, do you have any funny stories?
644
00:42:36,157 --> 00:42:37,692
Uh...
645
00:42:37,725 --> 00:42:39,927
Why are you looking at me?
646
00:42:41,629 --> 00:42:42,763
Uh...
647
00:42:42,797 --> 00:42:44,432
There's-there's the squirrel story.
648
00:42:44,465 --> 00:42:46,634
Please don't do...
Don't fucking do that.
649
00:42:46,667 --> 00:42:48,069
Wait, what's the squirrel story?
650
00:42:48,102 --> 00:42:50,404
It's nothing. It's just,
like, not a great story.
651
00:42:50,438 --> 00:42:51,606
No, no, no, tell us.
652
00:42:51,639 --> 00:42:53,641
- You have to tell us.
- Yeah.
653
00:42:54,709 --> 00:42:56,878
Don't listen to him.
What's the squirrel story?
654
00:42:56,911 --> 00:42:59,080
Go on, tell us.
655
00:42:59,113 --> 00:43:01,782
Okay, well, um, there-there's this,
656
00:43:01,816 --> 00:43:03,484
there's this one time we were, uh,
657
00:43:03,517 --> 00:43:05,720
we were walking through
the park, you know,
658
00:43:05,753 --> 00:43:08,155
and, uh, I saw this
dead squirrel on the floor,
659
00:43:08,189 --> 00:43:09,657
and, uh, I thought it'd be funny
660
00:43:09,690 --> 00:43:11,559
if I showed it to my friends.
661
00:43:11,592 --> 00:43:15,696
So, um, I picked it up, and-and
I-I put it in my backpack,
662
00:43:15,730 --> 00:43:19,901
and then, and then, you know,
we-we got to the park.
663
00:43:19,934 --> 00:43:22,036
I-I pulled out the squirrel.
664
00:43:22,069 --> 00:43:23,951
And it was, like, you know,
super dead and stuff,
665
00:43:23,971 --> 00:43:26,941
and they were like, "Holy crap."
666
00:43:26,974 --> 00:43:29,911
- I'm pretty sure that's dead.
- Bro, it's been dead.
667
00:43:29,944 --> 00:43:31,792
And then after that, we're
gonna, we're gonna bury it.
668
00:43:31,812 --> 00:43:34,782
You know?
But, uh, my buddy, Soup...
669
00:43:35,850 --> 00:43:37,618
...he pours this, like,
energy drink
670
00:43:37,652 --> 00:43:39,921
into the squirrel's mouth,
and then-then, like,
671
00:43:39,954 --> 00:43:42,189
it starts, like, spazzing out,
it starts freaking out,
672
00:43:42,223 --> 00:43:43,691
and everyone's like...
673
00:43:43,724 --> 00:43:45,192
And then my other friend, he, like,
674
00:43:45,226 --> 00:43:46,674
grabs it by the tail,
and he starts, like,
675
00:43:46,694 --> 00:43:48,462
swinging it around like Indiana Jones.
676
00:43:48,496 --> 00:43:49,530
Looks like an absolute,
677
00:43:49,563 --> 00:43:51,032
like, psycho, you know?
678
00:43:51,065 --> 00:43:53,105
He's, like, chasing us.
We're running away from him.
679
00:43:54,101 --> 00:43:56,537
- What the fuck?! Oh, shit!
- Yo.
680
00:43:56,570 --> 00:43:57,939
And then the... and then, like,
681
00:43:57,972 --> 00:43:59,807
the-the tail, like, pops off,
and then, like,
682
00:43:59,840 --> 00:44:01,809
the squirrel, like, goes flying.
683
00:44:01,842 --> 00:44:03,257
But he's-he's still holding,
he's still holding the tail.
684
00:44:03,277 --> 00:44:04,946
Just the squirrel, you know...
685
00:44:04,979 --> 00:44:07,081
Like, you know? And...
686
00:44:07,114 --> 00:44:09,850
It was, like, really, really,
it was really crazy.
687
00:44:09,884 --> 00:44:11,152
Um...
688
00:44:11,185 --> 00:44:13,621
What the fuck?
689
00:44:13,654 --> 00:44:15,122
Wait, so did you bury it or no?
690
00:44:15,156 --> 00:44:18,125
No, we, um, we put
it in someone's mailbox and...
691
00:44:18,159 --> 00:44:20,561
- No, I would stop there.
- Okay.
692
00:44:20,594 --> 00:44:22,730
Um, I'm pretty sure
that's animal cruelty.
693
00:44:22,763 --> 00:44:24,245
You know her mom works for PETA, right?
694
00:44:24,265 --> 00:44:25,967
- She could send you to juvie.
- Mm-hmm.
695
00:44:26,000 --> 00:44:27,768
Oh.
696
00:44:27,802 --> 00:44:29,570
Okay. Sorry.
697
00:44:30,671 --> 00:44:32,673
- Dumb bitch.
- Whoa.
698
00:44:32,707 --> 00:44:34,809
Okay, I can't believe you just said that.
699
00:44:34,842 --> 00:44:36,877
What?
I don't know. I'm just kidding.
700
00:44:36,911 --> 00:44:38,293
- Kidding?
- Uh, she called her that before.
701
00:44:38,313 --> 00:44:39,780
- Bro.
- Like, I thought it was,
702
00:44:39,814 --> 00:44:40,861
- like, her nickname or something.
- No.
703
00:44:40,881 --> 00:44:41,716
Are you serious?
704
00:44:41,749 --> 00:44:44,151
You think my nickname is "dumb bitch"?
705
00:44:44,185 --> 00:44:47,121
- Yeah. No. Sorry.
- No.
706
00:44:47,154 --> 00:44:49,557
I can't believe he said that.
707
00:44:50,624 --> 00:44:53,527
There's my mom.
708
00:44:54,295 --> 00:44:56,263
Um, some friends
are coming over right now
709
00:44:56,297 --> 00:44:58,666
to watch a movie, if you want to come.
710
00:44:58,699 --> 00:45:01,602
- Yeah, for sure.
- Uh, I think there's only room
711
00:45:01,635 --> 00:45:03,204
for one more in the car, though.
712
00:45:03,237 --> 00:45:05,573
- Oh, okay. Um...
- But if you want,
713
00:45:05,606 --> 00:45:07,154
you could take the bus and meet us there.
714
00:45:07,174 --> 00:45:10,044
Dude, you're-you're cool
with taking the bus, right?
715
00:45:11,712 --> 00:45:14,215
All right. Later, dude.
716
00:45:14,248 --> 00:45:16,017
Bye.
717
00:45:16,050 --> 00:45:18,320
Yeah, go for it.
718
00:45:18,353 --> 00:45:20,554
Wait, can we tell Soup to come?
719
00:45:24,125 --> 00:45:25,760
I'm so sorry.
720
00:46:00,694 --> 00:46:02,630
Please enjoy this Verizon ringback tone
721
00:46:02,663 --> 00:46:04,031
while your party is reached.
722
00:46:07,701 --> 00:46:09,603
Dìdi.
723
00:46:11,839 --> 00:46:13,574
Dìdi.
724
00:46:19,246 --> 00:46:20,848
Fine.
725
00:46:27,922 --> 00:46:29,023
Are you sad?
726
00:46:29,056 --> 00:46:30,691
I'm fine.
727
00:46:39,434 --> 00:46:41,102
♪ Can we fake it ♪
728
00:46:41,135 --> 00:46:43,637
♪ Can we make believe? ♪
729
00:46:43,671 --> 00:46:45,239
♪ I'm so full of love ♪
730
00:46:45,272 --> 00:46:47,409
♪ It deeply sickens me ♪
731
00:46:47,442 --> 00:46:49,877
♪ But all I can do
is close my eyes ♪
732
00:46:49,910 --> 00:46:51,846
♪ And cross my heart ♪
733
00:46:51,879 --> 00:46:53,315
♪ And hope to die ♪
734
00:46:53,348 --> 00:46:54,882
♪ 'Cause you don't
fucking listen... ♪
735
00:46:54,915 --> 00:46:56,951
Mom!
736
00:47:14,268 --> 00:47:16,670
- Mom?
- Yeah?
737
00:47:18,172 --> 00:47:19,874
Did you fart?
738
00:47:20,841 --> 00:47:22,410
No.
739
00:47:22,444 --> 00:47:25,679
Oh, my God, you farted.
740
00:47:28,015 --> 00:47:29,917
Unlock the window.
741
00:47:30,751 --> 00:47:32,420
Well, uh, it's broken.
742
00:47:32,454 --> 00:47:35,423
It's broken? Oh, my God.
743
00:47:35,457 --> 00:47:37,158
Sorry.
744
00:47:37,191 --> 00:47:39,693
It smells like shit.
745
00:47:45,166 --> 00:47:48,736
Are you smelling it?
746
00:48:15,363 --> 00:48:16,897
Order number 42.
747
00:48:23,237 --> 00:48:24,271
Ah...
748
00:48:28,242 --> 00:48:31,245
- Ah.
- Hey.
749
00:48:43,891 --> 00:48:45,327
What are you doing?
750
00:48:51,399 --> 00:48:53,033
Number 43, your order is ready.
751
00:48:53,067 --> 00:48:54,835
You're so Asian.
752
00:48:55,503 --> 00:48:57,871
Number 43.
753
00:49:07,382 --> 00:49:08,882
Mom.
754
00:49:09,417 --> 00:49:10,851
Stop.
755
00:49:11,486 --> 00:49:12,953
Mom.
756
00:49:12,987 --> 00:49:16,023
I told you this before.
I am not go...
757
00:49:21,496 --> 00:49:23,297
You're late.
758
00:49:24,298 --> 00:49:26,166
Come sit down.
759
00:49:32,440 --> 00:49:34,509
Josh, go back to work.
760
00:49:34,542 --> 00:49:36,877
Dude, stop.
761
00:49:36,910 --> 00:49:38,946
Our moms are friends.
762
00:51:18,446 --> 00:51:20,448
Mom.
763
00:51:20,482 --> 00:51:22,883
Mom, can you give me ride?
764
00:51:24,552 --> 00:51:26,220
Mom?
765
00:52:16,738 --> 00:52:18,473
I'll take you. Come on.
766
00:52:33,455 --> 00:52:35,055
You okay?
767
00:52:43,297 --> 00:52:45,733
Wait, this is where
you and your friends hang out?
768
00:52:45,767 --> 00:52:47,368
Business parking lots?
769
00:52:47,402 --> 00:52:51,104
- Yeah. You could just park right over here.
- Okay.
770
00:52:52,674 --> 00:52:54,509
Okay.
771
00:52:55,343 --> 00:52:57,177
Um...
772
00:52:58,613 --> 00:53:01,982
Thanks for, uh, driving me.
773
00:53:03,283 --> 00:53:04,552
No problem.
774
00:53:06,321 --> 00:53:11,526
Um, I think I'm gonna stay out
for a while, too.
775
00:53:11,559 --> 00:53:16,464
So just give me a call later
if you need a ride.
776
00:53:16,498 --> 00:53:18,566
Or anything, okay?
777
00:53:18,600 --> 00:53:20,167
Okay.
778
00:53:29,142 --> 00:53:31,111
- There he is. Sup, bro?
- Yo, bruh.
779
00:53:31,144 --> 00:53:32,259
- What's good?
- How's it going?
780
00:53:32,279 --> 00:53:33,548
- How's it going?
- Chillin'.
781
00:53:33,581 --> 00:53:35,383
Yo, what's up, what's up, what's up?
782
00:53:35,416 --> 00:53:37,697
- How's it going? How's it going?
- Let's get these clips.
783
00:53:45,092 --> 00:53:47,495
Get that shit. Yep.
784
00:53:49,764 --> 00:53:51,766
Good shit, bruh.
785
00:53:51,799 --> 00:53:53,501
Right here.
786
00:53:54,301 --> 00:53:55,670
I mean, my shirt clean.
787
00:53:55,703 --> 00:53:57,605
- Smell this shit. Fuck yeah.
- Hey.
788
00:53:57,639 --> 00:53:59,206
Like it, yeah.
789
00:53:59,239 --> 00:54:01,743
Hey, Nugget, look at this dick I drew.
790
00:54:01,776 --> 00:54:03,545
♪ Sacred heart... ♪
791
00:54:05,446 --> 00:54:07,549
- The veins and shit in there.
- Bro, what?
792
00:54:07,582 --> 00:54:08,816
I got some ball sack.
793
00:54:08,850 --> 00:54:10,318
Hey, right here, right here.
794
00:54:10,351 --> 00:54:12,286
It's coming.
795
00:54:12,320 --> 00:54:14,221
- Weak!
- Hey, run it back.
796
00:54:14,254 --> 00:54:15,557
Hey, both of you guys.
797
00:54:15,590 --> 00:54:18,826
- You, you and you. Out!
- Oh, my... Come on.
798
00:54:18,860 --> 00:54:21,629
- I've seen you here before.
- How you doing, man?
799
00:54:21,663 --> 00:54:22,830
Fun time is over.
800
00:54:22,864 --> 00:54:24,365
- No, no, no.
- Hey, yo, Chris.
801
00:54:24,399 --> 00:54:26,233
Film that shit.
Film that shit right there.
802
00:54:26,266 --> 00:54:28,536
- You are done.
- "You're done, sonny son."
803
00:54:28,570 --> 00:54:29,837
Yes, you.
804
00:54:29,871 --> 00:54:32,307
Ah, right here, right here, right here.
805
00:54:32,340 --> 00:54:34,174
Yeah, land that shit.
806
00:54:34,207 --> 00:54:36,143
- Yeah!
- Let's go!
807
00:54:36,176 --> 00:54:38,446
Go, go!
808
00:54:38,479 --> 00:54:40,615
Let's get the fuck out of here!
809
00:54:51,326 --> 00:54:54,495
♪ No, love doesn't always ♪
810
00:54:54,529 --> 00:54:59,601
♪ Boomerang. ♪
811
00:55:03,236 --> 00:55:05,340
Bruh, that security guard
could not keep up.
812
00:55:05,373 --> 00:55:06,788
You just juked the fuck out of him, bro.
813
00:55:06,808 --> 00:55:08,275
We got to see that shit.
814
00:55:08,309 --> 00:55:09,757
You clipping your nails back there, bro?
815
00:55:09,777 --> 00:55:11,346
It's good, bro.
I'm catching 'em.
816
00:55:11,379 --> 00:55:13,414
Way to kill the vibe, bro.
That's hella trifling.
817
00:55:13,448 --> 00:55:15,363
You can't be doing shit
like that in people whip.
818
00:55:15,383 --> 00:55:17,465
Bro, I got to cut my toenails,
I'm gonna cut my toenails, bro.
819
00:55:17,485 --> 00:55:19,754
Hey, Chris, you got
that clip of me, though?
820
00:55:19,787 --> 00:55:21,356
Oh, yeah, I-I got that clip.
821
00:55:21,389 --> 00:55:22,904
-Yeah. -
-That clip was killer as fuck.
822
00:55:22,924 --> 00:55:24,626
Yeah, baby.
823
00:55:24,659 --> 00:55:27,362
That shit was wet, bro.
That shit... oh, man.
824
00:55:27,395 --> 00:55:28,896
I got the throw-down, the jukes.
825
00:55:28,930 --> 00:55:30,778
Stomped that shit, bolts.
That's my opener, man.
826
00:55:30,798 --> 00:55:32,547
You were, like, you were, like,
all up in his face, too.
827
00:55:32,567 --> 00:55:34,247
You know, you could've,
like, could've, like,
828
00:55:34,267 --> 00:55:35,370
fucked him up or something.
829
00:55:36,804 --> 00:55:38,251
Yeah, I'm-I'm more about peaceful shit.
830
00:55:38,271 --> 00:55:39,607
- You know what I mean?
- Yeah.
831
00:55:39,641 --> 00:55:40,808
Like, I'm on the Zen path.
832
00:55:42,343 --> 00:55:44,345
Hey, you good to send me
that clip later, though?
833
00:55:44,379 --> 00:55:45,780
Yeah, I'll-I'll send you that clip.
834
00:55:45,813 --> 00:55:46,928
I'm probably gonna, like, film
835
00:55:46,948 --> 00:55:48,616
some other clips before that, though,
836
00:55:48,650 --> 00:55:50,398
and, like, edit it together,
you know, like, mix it up.
837
00:55:50,418 --> 00:55:51,833
- Okay.
- We got, we got motherfucking
838
00:55:51,853 --> 00:55:54,254
Spike Jonze or some shit over here.
839
00:55:54,287 --> 00:55:55,770
- About to edit that shit up.
- You a fucking hater, bro.
840
00:55:55,790 --> 00:55:57,325
Hey, respect his craft, bro.
841
00:55:57,358 --> 00:55:59,259
Chris, thank you
for pulling up on us today.
842
00:55:59,292 --> 00:56:01,329
We-we really need you,
you know what I'm saying?
843
00:56:01,362 --> 00:56:02,664
Yeah, you been doing your thing.
844
00:56:02,697 --> 00:56:04,197
I appreciate you for coming out.
845
00:56:04,231 --> 00:56:06,467
Yeah, that's what's up.
846
00:56:17,979 --> 00:56:19,781
Mom?
847
00:56:23,751 --> 00:56:25,420
Mama?
848
00:56:29,590 --> 00:56:30,825
Nai Nai?
849
00:56:36,731 --> 00:56:38,332
Mom?
850
00:56:42,603 --> 00:56:44,439
Nai Nai!
851
00:56:44,472 --> 00:56:46,441
Nai Nai. What happened?
852
00:57:46,534 --> 00:57:47,802
Okay.
853
00:57:49,504 --> 00:57:52,673
Hey, um, can you give me a hand
with something?
854
00:58:03,017 --> 00:58:04,719
So...
855
00:58:05,887 --> 00:58:08,890
Who are those people
you've been hanging out with?
856
00:58:13,094 --> 00:58:14,662
Friends.
857
00:58:15,563 --> 00:58:17,865
What do you guys do when you hang out?
858
00:58:20,935 --> 00:58:22,837
Just skate.
859
00:58:23,838 --> 00:58:25,540
Just skate?
860
00:58:27,375 --> 00:58:31,612
Well, promise me
you won't do anything stupid.
861
00:58:32,780 --> 00:58:34,315
Okay.
862
00:58:50,531 --> 00:58:51,579
Make sure to keep your subject
863
00:58:51,599 --> 00:58:52,647
in the center of the frame.
864
00:58:52,667 --> 00:58:54,702
Yeah, buddy. Let's go!
865
00:58:55,670 --> 00:58:57,104
- Ah, that was it!
- Oh, come on.
866
00:58:57,138 --> 00:59:00,474
♪ I wanna hold
your hands tonight ♪
867
00:59:01,809 --> 00:59:03,644
- Back 'em up.
- Let's go.
868
00:59:03,678 --> 00:59:06,113
♪ I wanna walk you home
from school ♪
869
00:59:06,147 --> 00:59:08,382
Yo!
870
00:59:08,416 --> 00:59:09,517
Yeah.
871
00:59:09,550 --> 00:59:12,720
♪ I wanna take you on a date ♪
872
00:59:12,753 --> 00:59:14,655
Nice.
873
00:59:15,656 --> 00:59:16,724
Oh.
874
00:59:16,757 --> 00:59:18,526
♪ I wanna treat you
like a fool ♪
875
00:59:18,559 --> 00:59:20,595
You got it, bro. You got it.
876
00:59:20,628 --> 00:59:21,628
Oh!
877
00:59:22,730 --> 00:59:24,398
♪ My good intention,
you'll see... ♪
878
00:59:24,432 --> 00:59:26,400
Dude, that was buttery.
879
00:59:26,434 --> 00:59:28,436
- -Don't touch.
- Don't touch. Don't touch.
880
00:59:28,469 --> 00:59:31,539
♪ 'Cause I know
loving ain't easy ♪
881
00:59:31,572 --> 00:59:33,140
♪ Although it's easy
on the eyes ♪
882
00:59:33,174 --> 00:59:35,042
♪ Both when appalling... ♪
883
00:59:35,076 --> 00:59:36,444
Why are you filming the plants?
884
00:59:36,477 --> 00:59:39,013
Uh, foreground.
885
00:59:39,046 --> 00:59:41,916
- You look like a pervert.
- Oh.
886
00:59:41,949 --> 00:59:43,084
Oh, dude!
887
00:59:48,189 --> 00:59:51,058
I want to see that thing.
What you got?
888
00:59:51,092 --> 00:59:52,894
Uh...
889
00:59:52,927 --> 00:59:54,528
What the fuck?
890
01:00:00,067 --> 01:00:02,637
Hey, yo, Wang-Wang!
891
01:00:02,670 --> 01:00:05,039
Yo, bro, what you doing here?
892
01:00:05,072 --> 01:00:06,707
Just hanging out.
893
01:00:06,741 --> 01:00:07,942
With who, bro?
894
01:00:07,975 --> 01:00:10,511
Where the fuck is he at?
895
01:00:10,544 --> 01:00:12,546
Friends.
896
01:00:13,214 --> 01:00:14,548
All right.
Where you guys headed?
897
01:00:14,582 --> 01:00:15,716
Come on, bro.
898
01:00:15,750 --> 01:00:16,851
Yo, let's go!
899
01:00:16,884 --> 01:00:17,884
What are you waiting for?
900
01:00:19,020 --> 01:00:20,521
To a party.
901
01:00:20,554 --> 01:00:21,889
Oh.
902
01:00:21,923 --> 01:00:23,624
Yo, can we come?
903
01:00:24,258 --> 01:00:26,694
Hurry up! Let's hit it!
904
01:00:27,561 --> 01:00:29,797
There's no room in the car.
905
01:00:29,830 --> 01:00:30,932
Come on.
906
01:00:30,965 --> 01:00:32,533
Ah.
907
01:00:32,566 --> 01:00:34,835
Um, it's-it's all right.
908
01:00:34,869 --> 01:00:36,871
It's okay.
909
01:00:36,904 --> 01:00:38,739
A-All right, see ya, bro.
910
01:00:42,877 --> 01:00:44,725
- Hey, Mack! Mack!
- Man, this place is cranking.
911
01:00:44,745 --> 01:00:46,213
Hey, yo, nigga, what's good?!
912
01:00:46,247 --> 01:00:48,149
...Man, what took your ass so long?
913
01:00:48,182 --> 01:00:49,684
I'm eating lemon bars in this bitch
914
01:00:49,717 --> 01:00:51,752
for about three hours with your granny.
915
01:00:51,786 --> 01:00:53,854
- Shit's good as fuck, though, really.
- Sup, G?
916
01:00:53,888 --> 01:00:56,557
Hey, what's good, bruh?
What's good, buddy?
917
01:00:56,590 --> 01:00:58,926
- Yo, who the fuck is this?
- Th-This is Chris.
918
01:00:58,960 --> 01:01:00,808
This is my filmer, bro.
He's cool. He's with me.
919
01:01:00,828 --> 01:01:02,530
Little bro been
filming us, getting clips.
920
01:01:02,563 --> 01:01:03,831
Oh, shit!
921
01:01:03,864 --> 01:01:06,567
Ain't you the nigga
that be filming for Bofa?
922
01:01:06,600 --> 01:01:07,935
What's "Bofa"?
923
01:01:09,270 --> 01:01:11,172
Both of these nuts in your fucking mouth!
924
01:01:11,205 --> 01:01:12,506
It's good, man!
925
01:01:12,540 --> 01:01:13,874
Why you do him like that?
926
01:01:13,908 --> 01:01:15,142
Move, move, move.
927
01:01:15,176 --> 01:01:16,877
- Hella people here.
- Hey, bro.
928
01:01:16,911 --> 01:01:18,612
Let me get one of those lemon bars.
929
01:01:18,646 --> 01:01:20,014
Sorry, coming through. Sorry.
930
01:01:20,047 --> 01:01:22,083
Excuse me. Can I just...
931
01:02:29,083 --> 01:02:30,751
♪ I'm at your granny crib ♪
932
01:02:30,785 --> 01:02:33,954
♪ And she fed me
all her lemon bars ♪
933
01:02:34,855 --> 01:02:36,791
- ♪ When you left the crib ♪
- Where you been at?
934
01:02:36,824 --> 01:02:38,592
♪ You must've walked hella far ♪
935
01:02:38,626 --> 01:02:39,927
♪ 'Cause when you came back ♪
936
01:02:39,960 --> 01:02:41,962
♪ I fucked granny hella hard. ♪
937
01:02:41,996 --> 01:02:44,065
- Hell yeah!
- Whoa.
938
01:02:44,098 --> 01:02:46,634
- Hey, keep my grandma out of it.
- What you talking about?
939
01:02:46,667 --> 01:02:48,669
- Come on, man.
- Ay, but, uh,
940
01:02:48,702 --> 01:02:50,805
- I-I did that shit, though.
- You did not.
941
01:02:50,838 --> 01:02:52,973
Come on.
942
01:02:53,941 --> 01:02:56,143
Hey, you good? How the fuck
that shit taste, boy?
943
01:02:58,145 --> 01:02:59,747
The hashish. Nigga, what?
944
01:02:59,780 --> 01:03:01,215
I don't smoke no more.
945
01:03:01,248 --> 01:03:04,118
Yeah, you a bitch.
I'll hit that, though. Come on.
946
01:03:07,688 --> 01:03:09,924
This shit old, man, expired.
947
01:03:09,957 --> 01:03:12,327
- Bro, you let that shit go out?
- You should, uh...
948
01:03:12,360 --> 01:03:14,695
You should Wu-Tang it.
949
01:03:14,728 --> 01:03:16,797
Wu-Tang it? Like the Clan?
950
01:03:16,831 --> 01:03:18,833
Yeah, it's...
No, here, let me show you.
951
01:03:18,866 --> 01:03:20,335
- Yeah, you rock that.
- Yeah.
952
01:03:20,368 --> 01:03:22,603
I don't want to fuck it up, bro.
953
01:03:30,177 --> 01:03:33,848
This Asian motherfucker
just ate the roach!
954
01:03:33,881 --> 01:03:36,217
- Nigga, what the fuck?!
- Shit, man.
955
01:03:36,250 --> 01:03:37,419
Yo, what's your name, man?
956
01:03:37,452 --> 01:03:39,286
- Chris.
- Chris? Hey.
957
01:03:39,321 --> 01:03:40,721
Asian Chris!
958
01:03:40,754 --> 01:03:43,224
Asian Chris! Asian Chris!
959
01:03:43,257 --> 01:03:44,359
Half Asian.
960
01:03:44,392 --> 01:03:46,827
- What?
- Half Asian.
961
01:03:46,861 --> 01:03:48,162
- Okay, nigga.
- All right.
962
01:03:48,195 --> 01:03:49,730
Half Asian Chris!
963
01:03:49,763 --> 01:03:51,932
Half Asian
Chris! Half Asian Chris!
964
01:03:51,966 --> 01:03:53,934
Half Asian Chris!
965
01:03:53,968 --> 01:03:56,170
Half Asian Chris!
966
01:03:56,203 --> 01:03:59,140
Half Asian Chris!
967
01:04:18,792 --> 01:04:22,696
Bro, you good?
968
01:04:24,999 --> 01:04:27,034
Shit, man.
969
01:04:28,936 --> 01:04:30,738
Wang-Wang.
970
01:04:32,273 --> 01:04:33,941
Over here.
971
01:04:34,509 --> 01:04:36,744
Why did you kill me?
972
01:04:36,777 --> 01:04:38,712
I didn't want to die.
973
01:04:39,447 --> 01:04:42,082
This is why nobody loves you.
974
01:04:42,116 --> 01:04:43,717
Ha, fucker.
975
01:04:52,394 --> 01:04:55,729
Uh, I'm fine.
976
01:05:12,414 --> 01:05:14,248
Get it out.
977
01:05:17,284 --> 01:05:19,086
Here.
978
01:05:19,119 --> 01:05:20,322
Drink.
979
01:05:25,960 --> 01:05:29,129
Didn't I tell you
not to do anything stupid?
980
01:05:34,268 --> 01:05:36,270
Please don't tell Mom.
981
01:05:43,143 --> 01:05:44,778
Okay.
982
01:05:47,114 --> 01:05:49,049
Bye-bye, Nai Nai.
983
01:05:52,219 --> 01:05:53,988
Okay.
984
01:06:09,303 --> 01:06:11,138
- Bye-bye.
- Bye-bye.
985
01:06:16,176 --> 01:06:17,778
Um...
986
01:06:19,179 --> 01:06:20,914
Bye, I guess.
987
01:06:23,050 --> 01:06:24,285
Bye.
988
01:06:52,414 --> 01:06:54,248
Bye-bye.
989
01:08:04,151 --> 01:08:05,999
♪ My baby made me some coffee,
afraid that if I drink some ♪
990
01:08:06,019 --> 01:08:08,088
♪ It's probably coming
right back out me ♪
991
01:08:08,122 --> 01:08:11,393
♪ Couple of Advil,
relax and chill, at a stand... ♪
992
01:08:13,060 --> 01:08:15,129
- Hello?
- Yo, I think I'm near your crib.
993
01:08:15,162 --> 01:08:17,632
Can we come over and look
at those clips real quick?
994
01:08:17,665 --> 01:08:20,435
Uh, like, like, like, right now?
995
01:08:25,640 --> 01:08:27,274
What's good, bro?
Where the bathroom at?
996
01:08:27,308 --> 01:08:28,623
Uh, just down there to the right.
997
01:08:28,643 --> 01:08:29,677
All right.
998
01:08:29,711 --> 01:08:31,245
What's up, little bro?
999
01:08:31,278 --> 01:08:32,594
- ...Let's peep these clips, G.
- Okay.
1000
01:08:32,614 --> 01:08:34,214
Nice spot.
1001
01:08:34,248 --> 01:08:36,150
Hey, who did all
the paintings in your house?
1002
01:08:36,183 --> 01:08:38,553
Um, my mom.
1003
01:08:38,586 --> 01:08:40,555
- Really?
- "Wang Wang"?
1004
01:08:40,588 --> 01:08:42,624
- What's a Wang Wang?
- Uh...
1005
01:08:42,657 --> 01:08:44,191
Can I have some of these apples?
1006
01:08:44,224 --> 01:08:46,226
Um...
1007
01:08:46,260 --> 01:08:48,496
- Yeah. Go for it.
- Okay. Thanks.
1008
01:08:48,530 --> 01:08:51,231
- Why are they in a dog bowl?
- All right, what I miss?
1009
01:08:51,265 --> 01:08:53,033
- Hey, you wash your hands?
- Nah.
1010
01:08:53,066 --> 01:08:54,736
Mm, mm-mm. Get the fuck off.
1011
01:08:54,769 --> 01:08:56,438
Bruh, I'm trying to watch these clips.
1012
01:08:56,471 --> 01:08:57,705
That is nasty. You're nasty.
1013
01:08:57,739 --> 01:08:59,307
Oh, my God, y'all some haters.
1014
01:08:59,340 --> 01:09:01,088
- All right. What we got?
- We're about to see the clips.
1015
01:09:01,108 --> 01:09:03,243
- Yeah, right here!
- Come on.
1016
01:09:03,277 --> 01:09:06,681
- Yep.
- Oh.
1017
01:09:06,714 --> 01:09:08,583
That spot was insanely crusty.
1018
01:09:08,616 --> 01:09:10,150
Yeah, we got that double.
1019
01:09:10,184 --> 01:09:12,052
I had to get that shit out of the way.
1020
01:09:12,085 --> 01:09:14,322
- Go backwards.
- That shit was sick, huh?
1021
01:09:14,355 --> 01:09:16,491
- That shit was. You'll see.
- We get it done.
1022
01:09:17,358 --> 01:09:19,293
I remember this day.
1023
01:09:20,528 --> 01:09:22,697
It's a little shaky,
but it's-it's all right.
1024
01:09:22,730 --> 01:09:24,466
Every filmer has their bad days.
1025
01:09:24,499 --> 01:09:26,079
- It has a little bit of speed.
- On the frame.
1026
01:09:26,099 --> 01:09:27,502
Oh! Play that clip
1027
01:09:27,535 --> 01:09:29,504
where I fucking juked
that security guard.
1028
01:09:29,537 --> 01:09:30,738
We got to see that, bro.
1029
01:09:30,772 --> 01:09:32,474
I've been waiting
for so long to see that.
1030
01:09:32,507 --> 01:09:34,154
- The security guard, remember?
- The security guard. -Yeah.
1031
01:09:34,174 --> 01:09:35,356
- Put it on. Let's go.
- Oh, my fucking God.
1032
01:09:35,376 --> 01:09:36,778
- Pull that shit up.
- Let's go.
1033
01:09:36,811 --> 01:09:38,426
Pull it up.
What you waiting for? Come on.
1034
01:09:38,446 --> 01:09:39,761
- This is the one, man.
- Put that shit on right now.
1035
01:09:39,781 --> 01:09:41,114
Yeah, that one right there.
1036
01:09:41,148 --> 01:09:42,417
- Okay.
- Yep, here we go.
1037
01:09:42,450 --> 01:09:44,051
- There it is. Shit.
- There she is.
1038
01:09:44,084 --> 01:09:46,086
You about to be famous from this shit.
1039
01:09:46,119 --> 01:09:48,088
- Swear to God.
- Swear.
1040
01:09:48,121 --> 01:09:50,458
Bruh, he was all in the way, like, damn.
1041
01:09:50,492 --> 01:09:53,260
Watch this juke.
It's a NBA juke right here. Oh.
1042
01:09:53,293 --> 01:09:55,262
- Oh!
- Oh, shit, right here.
1043
01:09:55,295 --> 01:09:57,030
Land it, land it. There you go.
1044
01:09:57,064 --> 01:09:58,413
- Here we go, here we go, here we go.
- Great.
1045
01:09:58,433 --> 01:10:00,768
Man, fuck you! We're out!
1046
01:10:00,802 --> 01:10:02,470
Yeah, don't come back.
1047
01:10:02,504 --> 01:10:05,373
- Couldn't even see the board.
- Bro, what the fuck?
1048
01:10:07,207 --> 01:10:09,511
All right, bruh.
All right, so check it out.
1049
01:10:09,544 --> 01:10:12,313
I'm no, like, filmer
or expert or anything,
1050
01:10:12,347 --> 01:10:14,114
but that's definitely not usable.
1051
01:10:14,147 --> 01:10:15,296
I thought you were,
like, a filmer, right?
1052
01:10:15,316 --> 01:10:16,584
None of those are usable.
1053
01:10:16,618 --> 01:10:18,319
Yeah. I just...
1054
01:10:18,353 --> 01:10:20,788
I-I couldn't focus-up, um, I'm sorry.
1055
01:10:20,822 --> 01:10:23,023
- Damn.
- Dìdi?
1056
01:10:27,294 --> 01:10:28,363
Oh.
1057
01:10:28,396 --> 01:10:29,497
Hi.
1058
01:10:29,531 --> 01:10:30,632
Ni hao.
1059
01:10:31,599 --> 01:10:33,166
Hello.
1060
01:10:33,200 --> 01:10:35,102
- Um, nice meet you.
- Nice to meet you.
1061
01:10:35,135 --> 01:10:37,338
I'm Chris' mother.
1062
01:10:37,372 --> 01:10:39,239
Hey, I really like your paintings.
1063
01:10:39,273 --> 01:10:42,142
- Really beautiful, by the way.
- Oh.
1064
01:10:42,175 --> 01:10:44,412
- Thank you.
- Yeah.
1065
01:10:44,445 --> 01:10:45,480
You notice.
1066
01:10:45,513 --> 01:10:48,550
Yeah, I love the colors and stuff.
1067
01:10:48,583 --> 01:10:50,183
I-I paint all myself.
1068
01:10:50,217 --> 01:10:52,119
- That's cool.
- Yeah, that's really nice.
1069
01:10:52,152 --> 01:10:54,822
Wait, so, um, if you're Asian,
1070
01:10:54,856 --> 01:10:58,693
does that mean your husband is white?
1071
01:10:58,726 --> 01:11:01,094
What?
1072
01:11:01,128 --> 01:11:02,730
My husband Asian.
1073
01:11:02,764 --> 01:11:04,365
How are you half Asian?
1074
01:11:04,399 --> 01:11:06,334
Yeah, 'cause you said that...
1075
01:11:06,367 --> 01:11:07,615
She's probably just forgetting.
Mom, just get out right now.
1076
01:11:07,635 --> 01:11:09,303
Mom, just get out...
1077
01:11:09,337 --> 01:11:11,639
Mom, get out! Mom, get out!
1078
01:11:15,175 --> 01:11:17,512
Uh, s-sorry.
I'm sorry you had to see that.
1079
01:11:17,545 --> 01:11:19,380
It's just... she could just be, like,
1080
01:11:19,414 --> 01:11:22,350
super annoying sometimes
and... and, uh...
1081
01:11:22,383 --> 01:11:25,386
Dude, don't talk to your mom like that.
1082
01:11:25,420 --> 01:11:26,634
She wasn't even being annoying.
1083
01:11:26,654 --> 01:11:27,869
Like, what were you even doing?
1084
01:11:27,889 --> 01:11:29,857
Man, this kid's kind of wack.
1085
01:11:29,891 --> 01:11:31,326
Yeah, you're kind of right.
1086
01:11:31,359 --> 01:11:33,226
Let's get the fuck out of here.
1087
01:11:47,408 --> 01:11:49,444
Yo!
1088
01:11:52,380 --> 01:11:54,382
Man, fuck you. We're out.
1089
01:14:20,061 --> 01:14:22,029
Okay, let's take a quick break.
1090
01:14:33,941 --> 01:14:35,977
Josh, don't.
1091
01:14:37,979 --> 01:14:40,047
Yo, Chris!
1092
01:14:40,081 --> 01:14:41,516
What up, bro?
1093
01:14:41,549 --> 01:14:42,850
Doing some skate tricks?
1094
01:14:42,884 --> 01:14:44,952
Huh?
1095
01:14:44,986 --> 01:14:46,854
Hey, can I ask you something?
1096
01:14:46,888 --> 01:14:49,624
Huh?
1097
01:14:54,028 --> 01:14:55,797
Are you nervous?
1098
01:14:58,566 --> 01:15:02,036
Man, I didn't realize
you was such a G, bruh.
1099
01:15:02,069 --> 01:15:04,839
Hey, are you a Fremont Asian Gangsta?
1100
01:15:05,807 --> 01:15:06,874
Yes or no?
1101
01:15:06,908 --> 01:15:08,576
Come on, man.
1102
01:15:10,144 --> 01:15:12,680
- Sure.
- Yeah?
1103
01:15:12,713 --> 01:15:14,515
Wait, hold on.
1104
01:15:14,549 --> 01:15:17,051
"Fremont Asian Gangsta."
Oh, wait.
1105
01:15:17,084 --> 01:15:18,886
So you're a fag?
1106
01:15:18,920 --> 01:15:20,922
Oh, G...
1107
01:15:20,955 --> 01:15:22,757
Hey, that was good.
1108
01:15:22,790 --> 01:15:24,559
Oh, man.
1109
01:15:24,592 --> 01:15:26,761
No wonder you wouldn't kiss Madi.
1110
01:15:27,695 --> 01:15:29,597
You're gonna get me in trouble.
1111
01:15:29,630 --> 01:15:31,365
I got his ass hella good, bro.
1112
01:15:31,399 --> 01:15:32,567
Yeah. Yeah.
1113
01:15:34,001 --> 01:15:36,437
Bro, what the fuck?!
1114
01:16:11,672 --> 01:16:13,140
Huh?
1115
01:16:13,174 --> 01:16:14,842
He started it.
1116
01:16:17,478 --> 01:16:18,958
Why the fuck are you taking his side?
1117
01:16:20,815 --> 01:16:23,651
Why do you never listen to me?
I'm your son.
1118
01:16:28,522 --> 01:16:29,637
Yeah, well, maybe if Dad raised me,
1119
01:16:29,657 --> 01:16:31,025
I would've been a better son.
1120
01:16:31,058 --> 01:16:33,661
But no, I'm stuck with you,
and you can't do shit!
1121
01:16:41,936 --> 01:16:43,437
Yeah, bullshit!
1122
01:16:43,471 --> 01:16:44,652
Dad's the one in Taiwan
making the fucking money
1123
01:16:44,672 --> 01:16:46,173
while all you do is just sit at home
1124
01:16:46,207 --> 01:16:48,409
and draw fucking clouds!
1125
01:16:55,683 --> 01:16:58,185
No, no, I couldn't care less
whether you fucking leave,
1126
01:16:58,219 --> 01:16:59,667
'cause you're just
a fucking failed artist
1127
01:16:59,687 --> 01:17:02,056
and your stupid-ass fucking drawings.
1128
01:17:02,089 --> 01:17:03,691
Not that I fucking care.
1129
01:17:03,724 --> 01:17:06,460
Ah, shut up! Shut up!
I'm sorry I'm not fucking Max!
1130
01:17:06,494 --> 01:17:07,775
I'm sorry I'm not
a fucking bragging right
1131
01:17:07,795 --> 01:17:09,697
- to your fucking friends!
- Dìdi!
1132
01:17:09,730 --> 01:17:11,245
I'm not the fucking embarrassment here!
1133
01:17:11,265 --> 01:17:12,580
You're the fucking embarrassment!
1134
01:17:12,600 --> 01:17:14,936
I'm ashamed to be your fucking son!
1135
01:20:31,433 --> 01:20:34,034
Are you ashamed of me?
1136
01:20:38,739 --> 01:20:41,842
I ran away,
but you didn't even look for me.
1137
01:21:30,891 --> 01:21:34,429
"Mama, I just want to let you know
1138
01:21:34,462 --> 01:21:36,797
that I hate you."
1139
01:23:15,397 --> 01:23:18,333
Sometimes I dream.
1140
01:23:48,363 --> 01:23:51,366
I am so proud.
1141
01:23:56,236 --> 01:24:00,240
But sometime, it's a little hard.
1142
01:24:33,408 --> 01:24:35,209
That's it.
1143
01:24:38,580 --> 01:24:41,383
Ready? Smile.
1144
01:24:48,556 --> 01:24:50,558
And tilt your head a little bit.
1145
01:24:50,592 --> 01:24:53,093
And three, two, one.
1146
01:25:34,201 --> 01:25:35,336
Madi?
1147
01:25:37,304 --> 01:25:39,307
Oh, hi.
1148
01:25:39,340 --> 01:25:40,442
Hey.
1149
01:25:40,475 --> 01:25:42,510
Good luck.
1150
01:25:42,544 --> 01:25:44,312
What's up?
1151
01:25:44,345 --> 01:25:45,580
Nothing much.
1152
01:25:45,613 --> 01:25:47,482
Uh...
1153
01:25:48,616 --> 01:25:52,019
Did you, uh...
did you get a haircut?
1154
01:25:53,455 --> 01:25:54,988
No.
1155
01:25:55,623 --> 01:25:57,492
Right.
1156
01:25:58,726 --> 01:26:00,328
Uh...
1157
01:26:00,361 --> 01:26:02,363
I just...
just came over here to say
1158
01:26:02,397 --> 01:26:07,134
that I'm, uh, you know, sorry
for not texting you back.
1159
01:26:08,035 --> 01:26:11,539
Uh, I was kind of, like, busy with, like,
1160
01:26:11,573 --> 01:26:14,476
you know, family stuff and...
1161
01:26:16,210 --> 01:26:18,111
...back-to-school shopping
and...
1162
01:26:19,414 --> 01:26:21,349
Uh...
1163
01:26:21,382 --> 01:26:23,183
Yeah, I...
1164
01:26:23,217 --> 01:26:25,386
You're a pretty cool person,
so I was just, you know,
1165
01:26:25,420 --> 01:26:29,524
wondering if you want to, like,
hang out again ever.
1166
01:26:34,529 --> 01:26:36,498
You, uh...
1167
01:26:36,531 --> 01:26:40,100
You punched my friend Josh in the face.
1168
01:26:42,437 --> 01:26:44,472
Yeah. Yeah, I...
1169
01:26:46,541 --> 01:26:49,511
- Yeah.
- Okay, well, later.
1170
01:27:00,688 --> 01:27:03,791
♪ Stay ♪
1171
01:27:03,825 --> 01:27:07,529
♪ Playing in a golden haze... ♪
1172
01:27:07,562 --> 01:27:09,764
So, free food.
1173
01:27:09,797 --> 01:27:13,066
Ah, I like that. I like that.
1174
01:27:17,572 --> 01:27:21,543
♪ Oh, I'll let you know ♪
1175
01:27:21,576 --> 01:27:22,844
♪ Oh, no... ♪
1176
01:27:22,877 --> 01:27:25,313
Hi, guys.
Welcome to Visual Arts Club.
1177
01:27:25,346 --> 01:27:28,583
This year, we're doing a mural,
some more analog photography,
1178
01:27:28,616 --> 01:27:30,130
and we just got a big donation
of video equipment.
1179
01:27:30,150 --> 01:27:31,386
Yo, Wang-Wang!
1180
01:27:31,419 --> 01:27:34,054
So we're hoping to make more video art...
1181
01:27:36,123 --> 01:27:40,562
♪ Fantasies always tasted ♪
1182
01:27:40,595 --> 01:27:44,432
♪ Sweeter than a Fabergé ♪
1183
01:27:44,465 --> 01:27:46,868
♪ Okay ♪
1184
01:27:46,901 --> 01:27:53,808
♪ Some things
you could never save ♪
1185
01:27:53,841 --> 01:27:56,778
♪ Horizon looking strange ♪
1186
01:27:56,811 --> 01:28:01,549
♪ I can't stay here ♪
1187
01:28:02,784 --> 01:28:05,185
♪ Today. ♪
1188
01:28:10,223 --> 01:28:12,327
Hi, Dìdi.
1189
01:28:12,360 --> 01:28:14,062
Hai hai.
1190
01:28:16,431 --> 01:28:19,199
Uh, yeah.
1191
01:28:19,232 --> 01:28:21,469
Yeah, it-it was pretty good.
1192
01:28:21,502 --> 01:28:25,773
I, um, signed up for Visual Arts Club.
1193
01:28:25,807 --> 01:28:28,175
- Oh.
- Yeah.
1194
01:29:54,462 --> 01:29:56,964
♪ I've hated everyone I've ever
thought I'd ever been ♪
1195
01:29:56,998 --> 01:30:00,835
♪ Got lost in self-reflection,
sure, I often got it wrong ♪
1196
01:30:00,868 --> 01:30:03,571
♪ But lately I'm afraid
the damage done is all ♪
1197
01:30:03,604 --> 01:30:05,406
♪ It made me self-aware
and fucked up ♪
1198
01:30:05,440 --> 01:30:07,442
♪ From this trip I've been on ♪
1199
01:30:07,475 --> 01:30:09,577
♪ Every time I talk ♪
1200
01:30:09,610 --> 01:30:13,915
♪ It's the talking
that drives you mad ♪
1201
01:30:13,948 --> 01:30:16,417
♪ Every time I stop ♪
1202
01:30:16,451 --> 01:30:21,456
♪ It's the silence
I can't withstand ♪
1203
01:30:22,557 --> 01:30:25,727
♪ My hands have been
in a ghost land ♪
1204
01:30:25,760 --> 01:30:29,330
♪ I just don't wanna be
wrong again ♪
1205
01:30:29,363 --> 01:30:34,035
♪ I tend to circle
and nose-dive all the time ♪
1206
01:30:34,068 --> 01:30:35,603
♪ I used to sit around ♪
1207
01:30:35,636 --> 01:30:37,538
♪ Dissect my thoughts
until I drowned out ♪
1208
01:30:37,572 --> 01:30:40,608
♪ Every single sentence
I could never say out loud ♪
1209
01:30:40,641 --> 01:30:43,745
♪ One day, I hope to make it up
to everyone I punished ♪
1210
01:30:43,778 --> 01:30:47,280
♪ Droning on and on
about whatever again ♪
1211
01:30:47,315 --> 01:30:49,417
♪ Every time I talk ♪
1212
01:30:49,450 --> 01:30:53,855
♪ It's the talking
that drives you mad ♪
1213
01:30:53,888 --> 01:30:56,057
♪ Every time I stop ♪
1214
01:30:56,090 --> 01:31:00,895
♪ It's the silence
I can't withstand ♪
1215
01:31:00,928 --> 01:31:03,965
♪ I wanna get next to you ♪
1216
01:31:03,998 --> 01:31:07,368
♪ But I never know
what to say or do ♪
1217
01:31:07,401 --> 01:31:10,538
♪ With my eyes
and my hands and my body ♪
1218
01:31:10,571 --> 01:31:13,808
♪ I just wanna get next to you ♪
1219
01:31:13,841 --> 01:31:20,648
♪ I've hated everyone I've ever
thought I'd ever been ♪
1220
01:31:20,681 --> 01:31:26,921
♪ One day, I hope
to make it up to myself ♪
1221
01:31:26,954 --> 01:31:29,090
♪ Every time I talk ♪
1222
01:31:29,123 --> 01:31:33,528
♪ It's the talking
that drives you mad ♪
1223
01:31:33,561 --> 01:31:35,663
♪ Every time I stop ♪
1224
01:31:35,696 --> 01:31:40,835
♪ It's the silence
I can't withstand ♪
1225
01:31:41,836 --> 01:31:45,373
♪ My hands have been
in a ghost land ♪
1226
01:31:45,406 --> 01:31:48,543
♪ I just don't wanna be
wrong again ♪
1227
01:31:48,576 --> 01:31:53,848
♪ I tend to circle
and nose-dive all the time ♪
1228
01:31:53,881 --> 01:31:56,717
♪ I wanna get next to you ♪
1229
01:31:56,751 --> 01:32:00,087
♪ But I never know
what to say or do ♪
1230
01:32:00,121 --> 01:32:03,457
♪ With my eyes
and my hands and my body ♪
1231
01:32:03,491 --> 01:32:06,127
♪ I just wanna get next to you ♪
1232
01:32:06,160 --> 01:32:09,397
♪ But every time I talk ♪
1233
01:32:09,430 --> 01:32:13,401
♪ It's the talking
that drives you mad ♪
1234
01:32:13,434 --> 01:32:15,770
♪ Every time I stop ♪
1235
01:32:15,803 --> 01:32:20,842
♪ It's the silence
I can't withstand ♪
1236
01:32:39,894 --> 01:32:43,564
♪ My hands have been
in a ghost land ♪
1237
01:32:43,598 --> 01:32:46,834
♪ I just don't wanna be
wrong again ♪
1238
01:32:46,868 --> 01:32:52,473
♪ I tend to circle
and nose-dive all the time ♪
1239
01:32:52,506 --> 01:32:59,146
♪ I've hated everyone I ever
thought I'd ever been ♪
1240
01:32:59,180 --> 01:33:03,150
♪ One day,
I hope to make it up ♪
1241
01:33:03,184 --> 01:33:06,787
♪ To myself. ♪
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