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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:59,687 --> 00:01:05,478 My girls, let's go, it's late! I must officiate the mass. 2 00:01:12,407 --> 00:01:14,875 Oh, are the pigeons? 3 00:01:17,927 --> 00:01:20,236 It's raining with sunshine. Mah! 4 00:01:29,287 --> 00:01:33,883 It's raining with tubs...! 5 00:01:34,527 --> 00:01:37,678 Scoundrels! 6 00:02:38,407 --> 00:02:42,036 Mister baron, your breakfast is served. 7 00:03:08,087 --> 00:03:14,640 - Good morning, Mrs Immacolata! - Ah, Genesio! How are you? 8 00:03:14,687 --> 00:03:18,965 Remember to go and collect the medicines! - Yes sir! 9 00:03:37,127 --> 00:03:40,358 Professor Mastrilli, what happened? - No! No... 10 00:03:40,407 --> 00:03:43,604 Don't touch me! Call the ambulance! Already done! 11 00:03:43,647 --> 00:03:46,684 - Mr. Headmaster, what happened? - I conduct the investigations! 12 00:03:46,727 --> 00:03:51,084 There is a sabotage at my school! And I know who are the saboteurs! 13 00:03:51,127 --> 00:03:52,612 Who are they? 14 00:03:52,812 --> 00:03:55,909 Shut up, dynamiter extremist! 15 00:03:56,109 --> 00:03:57,760 But what have I got to do with it? 16 00:03:58,127 --> 00:04:02,678 What dynamiter?! This is a test of applied chemistry. 17 00:04:02,727 --> 00:04:05,799 I wanted to dilute nitric acid with distilled water... 18 00:04:05,847 --> 00:04:08,884 ..and by mistake I put the glycerine. 19 00:04:08,927 --> 00:04:11,919 - But what have I got to do with the blow? - Very simple! 20 00:04:11,967 --> 00:04:16,165 It came out" "C3-H3-NO3" "... at the third! 21 00:04:16,207 --> 00:04:20,723 - But this is the naval battle! - But who gave the grades to you? 22 00:04:20,767 --> 00:04:24,316 Have you never heard of nitroglycerin? 23 00:04:24,367 --> 00:04:27,245 They are suppository that serve to defecate! 24 00:04:27,287 --> 00:04:30,040 That's why my ass always burns! 25 00:04:30,087 --> 00:04:33,602 I feel I am fainting. I feel I am fainting! I faint... 26 00:04:33,647 --> 00:04:39,882 We are here. - Pass through! Lift her up slowly. - Stop! 27 00:04:39,927 --> 00:04:44,478 Two stretcher bearers are not enough. For my conditions, it takes 4! 28 00:04:44,527 --> 00:04:48,520 Don't worry, my men are here! Proceed! - Come on! 29 00:04:49,567 --> 00:04:53,606 Let's stick to what is prescribed in the emergency manual. 30 00:04:53,647 --> 00:04:57,322 You put one hand under the right heel and one under the calf! 31 00:04:57,367 --> 00:04:59,927 You do the same thing from the left side! 32 00:04:59,967 --> 00:05:03,642 You, your hands under my back! You, under my shoulders and my head! 33 00:05:03,687 --> 00:05:07,963 At my signal, you will raise together. 34 00:05:08,163 --> 00:05:10,638 Ready? 1, 2, 3... go! 35 00:05:10,687 --> 00:05:14,475 - At...tention! 36 00:05:28,927 --> 00:05:32,886 - Good morning, professor. - Good morning guys! Sit down. 37 00:05:36,687 --> 00:05:39,360 - What did I tell you? - It "badly reduced! 38 00:05:39,407 --> 00:05:43,605 Enough, guys with the comments on Professor Mastrilli. 39 00:05:43,647 --> 00:05:47,765 Let's get straight to work. Guys, watch out! 40 00:05:48,767 --> 00:05:52,157 - Today we will talk about trigonometry. - This evening. 41 00:05:52,207 --> 00:05:58,123 I will write on the board an exercise that all of you have to solve. It's clear? 42 00:05:58,447 --> 00:06:00,119 Let's see where is the chalk... Here it is. 43 00:06:00,167 --> 00:06:02,635 Take it. Be careful. 44 00:06:14,047 --> 00:06:17,926 Damn it, this fucking chalk does not write. 45 00:06:20,647 --> 00:06:24,606 - Carilla. - Yes? - What are you doing there? - I was trashing the paper. 46 00:06:24,647 --> 00:06:29,118 Leave the trash alone.. Come to the blackboard Let's see if you can. 47 00:06:34,847 --> 00:06:36,838 So, write... 48 00:06:42,487 --> 00:06:52,362 " sinus of alpha, plus cosine of beta... to the square. " 49 00:06:56,447 --> 00:06:59,280 You have finished? You may go. 50 00:07:14,407 --> 00:07:18,400 ln this class happen a lot of strange things. Diabolic! 51 00:07:19,760 --> 00:07:21,678 Silence! 52 00:07:23,087 --> 00:07:24,872 Take the notebooks and solve the exorcism! 53 00:07:25,072 --> 00:07:26,547 Pardon, the exercise. 54 00:07:33,984 --> 00:07:34,836 Serves you right! 55 00:07:35,248 --> 00:07:36,182 Damn.. 56 00:07:37,887 --> 00:07:39,684 Cheers! 57 00:07:47,407 --> 00:07:51,241 - Peppino. - Eh? - Go! - I'll handle that. 58 00:07:58,167 --> 00:08:00,078 What are you looking at? 59 00:08:31,020 --> 00:08:33,494 Help! But who wrote this newspaper, La Pira? 60 00:08:35,401 --> 00:08:36,296 Damn it! 61 00:08:39,727 --> 00:08:45,120 - Professor Straziota! - Yes, Mr. Headmaster. Tell me.. 62 00:08:45,727 --> 00:08:51,563 What's going on? - Nothing. The truth is that it's a little hot. 63 00:08:51,607 --> 00:08:54,644 - Hot? - Yes. - At the ass? - Also. 64 00:08:57,207 --> 00:09:00,119 You must be more tough! 65 00:09:00,167 --> 00:09:03,955 Eh, yes! his wife always tells him that. - Cariglia! 66 00:09:04,007 --> 00:09:06,396 impertinent.. 67 00:09:07,367 --> 00:09:10,325 Guys, I have to give you bad news. 68 00:09:10,367 --> 00:09:13,598 Following the incident, occurred to the science teacher,... 69 00:09:13,647 --> 00:09:17,322 .. today the chemistry lesson can't take place. 70 00:09:17,367 --> 00:09:20,404 SIT DOWN ALL OF YOU! 71 00:09:20,647 --> 00:09:22,952 What do you think, to go for a walk? 72 00:09:23,152 --> 00:09:25,084 I send you all to the hospital! 73 00:09:25,127 --> 00:09:28,915 Don Antonio will accompany you at the teacher! 74 00:09:28,967 --> 00:09:30,958 SlLENZlO! 75 00:09:41,527 --> 00:09:45,679 Here it she, our beautiful Miss Mastrilli! 76 00:09:46,087 --> 00:09:51,445 - So, how are you in my clinic? - Well, doctor! Yes. 77 00:09:51,487 --> 00:09:55,526 I remember him when yout father built it. Yes, my dad, eh? 78 00:09:55,567 --> 00:10:00,766 You think, he was my pupil, too. Just like you...! 79 00:10:00,807 --> 00:10:05,358 We listen... we listent the heart... 80 00:10:12,127 --> 00:10:15,403 - Doesn't beat! - Doesn't beat?! - Eh! 81 00:10:15,447 --> 00:10:18,280 Beats. Beats... 82 00:10:18,887 --> 00:10:21,765 Yes, eh? You say? 83 00:10:23,327 --> 00:10:28,401 Ah! The flower. A gift! - Thank you. 84 00:10:28,727 --> 00:10:33,403 Let's hear a little this heart. 85 00:10:33,447 --> 00:10:38,157 It's ok! What a strong heart that we have here! - Thanks. 86 00:10:41,087 --> 00:10:43,078 Cleaning, first of all! 87 00:10:43,607 --> 00:10:47,122 Let's go. Well, well! Congratulations. 88 00:10:49,767 --> 00:10:54,477 Can we come in?! 89 00:10:54,527 --> 00:10:56,483 What! 90 00:10:56,527 --> 00:10:59,617 Fortunately, there are from Varese's shoe factory. 91 00:10:59,817 --> 00:11:01,078 Can't be destroyed! 92 00:11:01,807 --> 00:11:03,684 Silence! 93 00:11:03,727 --> 00:11:09,324 We came to find a sick person, not to see a game! 94 00:11:11,127 --> 00:11:16,485 - Poor Miss. What happened? - An accident! 95 00:11:16,527 --> 00:11:20,566 I exchanged a tube for another "- And it blew up. 96 00:11:20,607 --> 00:11:22,194 It can happen to everyone! 97 00:11:22,394 --> 00:11:24,043 But chemistry is beautiful. 98 00:11:24,087 --> 00:11:26,999 Maybe... I prefer anatomy. 99 00:11:27,047 --> 00:11:31,802 Well, everyone prefers the one he likes. Eh... Oh, what is it? 100 00:11:32,367 --> 00:11:38,158 Graziella is the best of all, both in chemistry and in anatomy. 101 00:11:38,207 --> 00:11:43,327 She is good in all, even football. Will see her in the mixed match! 102 00:11:43,367 --> 00:11:46,803 Mixed match?! Males and females? - Oh yeah. 103 00:11:46,847 --> 00:11:51,045 They are in equal number. And then, the woman is emancipated! 104 00:11:51,647 --> 00:11:54,923 - They insisted so much - Who, the girls?! 105 00:11:54,967 --> 00:12:00,724 No, the boys! The boys... that... they wanted to play together.. Eh? Eh? 106 00:12:00,767 --> 00:12:05,045 - Peppino! Help me to get up! - Help the lady, up! - Ah! 107 00:12:05,727 --> 00:12:10,357 Ahia, the callus! The callus... 108 00:12:12,807 --> 00:12:17,323 What is this, a clinic or a mess? - It's a mess! 109 00:12:19,487 --> 00:12:23,799 These creatures... they play! Eh! 110 00:12:25,327 --> 00:12:30,003 How are you? - Bad. I need a laxative. 111 00:12:30,047 --> 00:12:34,040 Too many emotions, too many concerns. Everything is blocked inside me. 112 00:12:34,087 --> 00:12:38,046 The last was this morning. - Not enough for you? One a day is fine! 113 00:12:38,087 --> 00:12:43,525 Nicola, I talk about emotions, not about poop! 114 00:12:43,567 --> 00:12:46,525 Why? - Then you do not know what happened to Mastrilli. 115 00:12:46,567 --> 00:12:50,446 - What happened? - An explosion. - Jesus! 116 00:12:50,487 --> 00:12:54,275 That poor one is at the hospital - But what are you saying?! 117 00:12:54,327 --> 00:12:56,522 And now who will replace her? 118 00:12:56,567 --> 00:13:00,037 She was a good teacher. Old, but very expert! 119 00:13:00,087 --> 00:13:04,365 Between us, what would you say of one fresher? 120 00:13:04,407 --> 00:13:08,480 Are you crazy? I have this problem and you think about these crap? 121 00:13:08,527 --> 00:13:11,837 And then... it seems to me that at my age, I start thinking about the beautiful... 122 00:13:11,887 --> 00:13:13,991 What did you understand? Fresh studies! 123 00:13:14,191 --> 00:13:16,403 Don't you have to replace the Mastrilli? 124 00:13:16,447 --> 00:13:19,200 Marini, that who had moved to Rome,... 125 00:13:19,247 --> 00:13:22,045 .. has a daughter, Stefania, who graduated, she's very good! 126 00:13:22,087 --> 00:13:26,444 - If you want, I'll send her right away. - It would solve all my troubles! 127 00:13:26,487 --> 00:13:29,126 Understand! You also need the Bilassina. 128 00:13:29,167 --> 00:13:33,365 Who is he, another teacher? A laxative, aren't you constipated? 129 00:13:33,407 --> 00:13:36,956 Yes, but... these little ones... they don't help me. 130 00:13:37,007 --> 00:13:40,716 Have faith...! This produces effects on Mercalli scale! 131 00:13:40,767 --> 00:13:45,283 An earthquake! With the epicenter in Chicago! 132 00:13:46,727 --> 00:13:51,084 Thanks, Nicola! - Eh... stay here good! Genesio! - Yes sir! 133 00:13:51,127 --> 00:13:56,645 Bring a painkiller to my wife! - Yes, I rush! 134 00:13:58,607 --> 00:14:02,964 - Ah, Genesio! - Sra Immacolata! 135 00:14:03,647 --> 00:14:05,922 Finally! 136 00:14:05,967 --> 00:14:10,279 You come so rarely! You leave me alone too. 137 00:14:10,327 --> 00:14:12,716 I have so little time! 138 00:14:13,167 --> 00:14:17,558 Under these clothes beats a little heart "Ciuf, ciuf" "! 139 00:14:19,127 --> 00:14:23,484 So you think about me? At least 3 times a day. 140 00:14:23,527 --> 00:14:27,122 I am so excited. 141 00:14:27,167 --> 00:14:35,085 You tell me certain things that create an anxiety in my soul! They shake me! 142 00:14:35,127 --> 00:14:37,357 Don't shake before use! 143 00:14:37,407 --> 00:14:41,764 But what do you say? You are exciting Do not torment me No! 144 00:14:41,807 --> 00:14:46,722 - No, not now! - Now, or " Uniplus "! - Ah! Gene "! 145 00:14:48,127 --> 00:14:51,437 - This is a low insinuation. - Be ", if we want... 146 00:14:51,487 --> 00:14:55,719 " "Stilla" "of my eyes, let me touch the" "sifcamina" "! - No! 147 00:14:55,767 --> 00:14:59,680 Yes... - Don't you see that I feel bad? I am anemic. One moment! 148 00:14:59,727 --> 00:15:05,438 - I brought you the painkiller. - Thanks, how sweet you are! 149 00:15:05,487 --> 00:15:10,880 - Not in the mouth! It's a suppository. - Ah, yes! - Do you want me to help you? 150 00:15:10,927 --> 00:15:14,317 " Vade retro, Satan! " 151 00:15:15,047 --> 00:15:17,117 Genesio... Genesio! 152 00:15:17,647 --> 00:15:21,526 Heavy artillery! 153 00:15:26,847 --> 00:15:30,283 - Here are the Crodini! - Thank you very much. - You are welcome. 154 00:15:30,327 --> 00:15:33,683 So, if the teacher is good, I do it myself,... 155 00:15:33,727 --> 00:15:37,003 .. if it is ugly, I leave her to you and if she is a as a toilet, we give her to Genesio! 156 00:15:37,047 --> 00:15:41,165 If she's like a toilet I'll take her, so, when you make the assholes, I'll accomodate you. 157 00:15:41,407 --> 00:15:44,922 How lucky you are that the teacher comes to live in your house! 158 00:15:44,967 --> 00:15:49,518 We should wait to say! What news you have? Do you know how she looks like? 159 00:15:49,567 --> 00:15:53,606 - Oh, they say it's very brave! - So we're fucked! 160 00:15:53,647 --> 00:15:57,162 If they say that a woman is brave, it means that she is very ugly! 161 00:15:57,207 --> 00:16:00,203 Well, "let's move now." "Do we really have to go?" 162 00:16:00,403 --> 00:16:04,316 Shall I come? Who made you do to take this appointment? 163 00:16:05,387 --> 00:16:07,953 You're right. To me this group love bore deeply! 164 00:16:09,935 --> 00:16:11,487 Group love? Madonna! 165 00:16:11,687 --> 00:16:15,097 Too many tits and asses. A mess! 166 00:16:15,297 --> 00:16:19,326 You never know what ass you are touching. 167 00:16:19,367 --> 00:16:23,519 Yes, but you know many people. So, are you taking me? - Are you crazy? 168 00:16:23,567 --> 00:16:26,798 If we bring strangers, they do not even let us in! 169 00:16:26,847 --> 00:16:31,637 You must reccomend me! This is not a ministry, you must be discreet. 170 00:16:31,687 --> 00:16:35,999 - I mean women. I have the pharmaceutical eye - Never mind! 171 00:16:36,047 --> 00:16:38,545 For example that one hasn't underwear. - 172 00:16:38,745 --> 00:16:41,804 How do you know? - It has dandruff on her shoes. 173 00:16:42,567 --> 00:16:47,721 So are you taking me? Let us think a little. 174 00:16:47,767 --> 00:16:50,964 - But where will be this orgy? - Do we tell him? 175 00:16:51,007 --> 00:16:54,522 - Then he tells it to everyone. - I do not tell anyone! 176 00:16:54,567 --> 00:16:56,637 In the convent of the Capuchin friars. 177 00:16:56,687 --> 00:17:01,363 An orgy with the friars, without women? Stupid, not without women. 178 00:17:01,407 --> 00:17:06,765 Friar Constantius every week invites fabulous nuns for the orgy. 179 00:17:06,807 --> 00:17:12,705 If you bring me once, I'll give you all my savings! 180 00:17:12,905 --> 00:17:15,553 Swear - I swear! 181 00:17:24,538 --> 00:17:26,349 Good morning, what do you want? 182 00:17:27,020 --> 00:17:30,209 Father, help us! There is a homo that follows us! - Really? 183 00:17:31,077 --> 00:17:34,029 - We do not know how to do it, please. - Where is that faggot? - There! 184 00:17:34,229 --> 00:17:34,720 What did he say? 185 00:17:45,807 --> 00:17:49,402 This evening can accommodate only one person and we have renounced for you. 186 00:17:49,447 --> 00:17:54,726 - I do the orgy alone? - Yes! - I go? - Go quiet! 187 00:17:54,767 --> 00:17:58,760 - Make us proud of you, eh? - Yes! Go! - I go, eh? 188 00:18:03,247 --> 00:18:08,640 - And what do you want? - Be "..." "sea bream and mullets" "! 189 00:18:08,687 --> 00:18:13,681 I brought a small... down payment for you and the sisters. An offer. 190 00:18:13,727 --> 00:18:16,116 - Where do I undress? - Undress?! 191 00:18:16,167 --> 00:18:19,603 Ugly lousy, corruptor of minors! 192 00:18:19,647 --> 00:18:22,605 No! If there are faggots, I don't participate at the orgy. I leave. 193 00:18:22,647 --> 00:18:24,660 Eh, no, now we do it! - Yes. 194 00:18:24,860 --> 00:18:27,880 And do we also take something exciting? 195 00:18:27,927 --> 00:18:30,760 Yes, a piece of chili like that. A red one! 196 00:18:30,807 --> 00:18:34,959 No, I don't like the red ones: it makes you euphoric,... 197 00:18:35,007 --> 00:18:37,999 ..but the day after the ass is burning! 198 00:18:42,167 --> 00:18:46,160 Oh, it will be, but these orgies... kill me! 199 00:18:54,007 --> 00:18:56,157 Ah...! 200 00:18:56,207 --> 00:19:00,644 Here she is, our Ernestina! How are you? - Well, doctor. 201 00:19:00,687 --> 00:19:03,724 - Always fit, eh? - Please, I accompany you. 202 00:19:09,447 --> 00:19:10,641 Ué... 203 00:19:11,887 --> 00:19:15,880 Madam, the doctor has arrived. 204 00:19:18,447 --> 00:19:22,406 Ah, dear Don Fifì, you are! Come in! 205 00:19:22,447 --> 00:19:25,280 - You are a splendor. - How kind! 206 00:19:25,327 --> 00:19:29,798 Don Fifì, I present you the new teacher, Miss Marini. 207 00:19:29,847 --> 00:19:34,443 The baron don Filippo Decoroso Cacciapuotolo. 208 00:19:34,487 --> 00:19:38,036 - And surgeon as well! - Honored. 209 00:19:41,087 --> 00:19:45,717 Don Fifì, do you like a Amaretto of Saronno? - Of course, thanks. 210 00:19:47,327 --> 00:19:51,320 Why are you dressed like that? Somebody is dead? Your dick doesn't get up anymore? 211 00:19:51,367 --> 00:19:55,997 It gets up! The professor of natural sciences has arrived! 212 00:19:56,047 --> 00:19:59,642 And who cares? you do not put it? - I do not know. 213 00:20:01,487 --> 00:20:08,165 - Here I am! - Oh, Genesio! - Welcome! - The octopus has arrived. 214 00:20:08,207 --> 00:20:10,198 Good morning! 215 00:20:10,327 --> 00:20:15,321 This is Andrea, the son. The universal heir. 216 00:20:16,927 --> 00:20:21,318 - So, Andrea? - What's wrong? - Don't you kiss your mother? 217 00:20:25,847 --> 00:20:29,886 Stefania Marini, the new professor of natural sciences. 218 00:20:29,927 --> 00:20:32,077 - And this is our jewel! - Hello! 219 00:20:32,127 --> 00:20:36,439 Do not exaggerate! And "a good guy," "home made" "! 220 00:20:36,487 --> 00:20:40,082 Please specify that he is born in my clinic! 221 00:20:40,127 --> 00:20:44,598 Sorry, you have contributed to bring him to light, 222 00:20:44,647 --> 00:20:48,162 ..but the plug inside the socket I put it myself! 223 00:20:48,207 --> 00:20:50,801 And the current discharge, also. 224 00:20:56,967 --> 00:20:59,561 - Genesio...! - Yes. - Ah! 225 00:20:59,607 --> 00:21:03,077 Genesio, but what the hell are you doing? 226 00:21:03,527 --> 00:21:06,678 A little "messy, but so nice! 227 00:21:07,687 --> 00:21:11,316 Now, while preparing lunch, I show you the house. 228 00:21:11,367 --> 00:21:15,121 - Ah, yes, gladly! - Come, come...!... 229 00:21:15,167 --> 00:21:20,195 Go and take off that funeral suit and join me. - Immediately. 230 00:21:21,047 --> 00:21:28,078 Did you notice how she looked at me? Eh... I still hit. 231 00:21:28,127 --> 00:21:31,722 What can I do? The women likes me! 232 00:21:32,887 --> 00:21:37,596 Even if they change the size, the bodies don't lose their... 233 00:21:37,796 --> 00:21:39,130 specific weight. 234 00:21:41,687 --> 00:21:47,159 - How is this teacher? - So and so, nothing exceptional. 235 00:21:48,647 --> 00:21:50,608 Cariglia, the bucket is ready? 236 00:21:50,808 --> 00:21:52,957 It's behind the desk. Go and get it. 237 00:21:53,847 --> 00:21:55,755 At this point, I will do a practical demonstration. 238 00:21:58,525 --> 00:22:03,396 If I take this bucket and I turn it forcibly, swirling,... 239 00:22:03,596 --> 00:22:06,981 the water contained in it doesn't spill. 240 00:22:07,627 --> 00:22:08,777 - Observe. - Oh... oh... 241 00:22:18,554 --> 00:22:19,744 Silence! 242 00:22:20,943 --> 00:22:24,317 Cariglia and Balsamo, I will do my " remonstrations " at the headmaster! 243 00:22:25,030 --> 00:22:27,294 And that will not end here! Goodbye! 244 00:22:33,905 --> 00:22:36,915 Silence! Why are you laughing at? Seated! 245 00:22:38,007 --> 00:22:41,660 - Where is your teacher? - I'm here! 246 00:22:41,860 --> 00:22:44,547 - Here, where? - Behind the door! 247 00:22:48,647 --> 00:22:52,037 Professor Straziota! 248 00:22:56,407 --> 00:22:57,590 Now Straziota has flat balls. 249 00:22:57,790 --> 00:23:00,050 But the specific weight does not change! 250 00:23:01,255 --> 00:23:04,449 Professor, recompose yourself! 251 00:23:05,392 --> 00:23:07,409 Yes, Mr. Headmaster... 252 00:23:13,742 --> 00:23:15,236 Excuse me, Mr. Headmaster 253 00:23:15,420 --> 00:23:17,272 OUT! - Yes, right away. 254 00:23:18,934 --> 00:23:23,258 The new teacher is coming. Please, behave yourselves.. 255 00:23:26,802 --> 00:23:29,239 - Good morning - Good morning, please! - Thank you. 256 00:23:34,055 --> 00:23:37,329 I introduce you to Professor Marini, substitute of natural science. 257 00:23:38,887 --> 00:23:42,678 This is the more undisciplined class. Be very strict, ruthless! 258 00:23:44,127 --> 00:23:46,197 - Good luck! - Thank you. 259 00:23:47,607 --> 00:23:49,598 " Et voilà "! 260 00:23:50,807 --> 00:23:52,798 Seated, guys. 261 00:23:54,967 --> 00:23:58,926 I am very sorry for what happened to your teacher. 262 00:23:58,967 --> 00:24:00,685 However, do not worry,... 263 00:24:00,727 --> 00:24:04,959 .. I will do my best to bring you well prepared for the exams and... 264 00:24:07,247 --> 00:24:11,160 Before entering the study of the natural sciences,... 265 00:24:11,207 --> 00:24:15,041 ..I would like to chat with you, put me at your disposal,... 266 00:24:15,087 --> 00:24:18,079 ..to make you penetrate the matter thoroughly. 267 00:24:19,287 --> 00:24:22,279 Some of you have something to say? 268 00:24:23,207 --> 00:24:26,244 So, what is your favorite topic? 269 00:24:26,287 --> 00:24:29,554 I think that the anatomy interests everyone! 270 00:24:29,754 --> 00:24:31,122 Bravo Peppino! 271 00:24:31,887 --> 00:24:34,556 I agree. We'll talk about the lungs. 272 00:24:35,407 --> 00:24:40,606 More precisely, of the function of these organs: breathing. 273 00:24:40,647 --> 00:24:44,658 Could you give us a practical example of mouth-to-mouth resuscitation? 274 00:24:45,207 --> 00:24:50,759 - It is used only in case of asphyxiation. - Oh God, I miss my breath! 275 00:24:51,847 --> 00:24:57,319 How witty! This system has saved the lives of many people. 276 00:24:57,367 --> 00:25:01,406 To my uncle fireman only men done it to him and so, he became a faggot! 277 00:25:03,099 --> 00:25:05,509 Cariglia! - Eh? 278 00:25:05,709 --> 00:25:09,599 Now it's enough. You're all abusing of my patience, guys. 279 00:25:09,898 --> 00:25:13,546 Let's hear, Balsamo: tell me about the movement of the heart. 280 00:25:20,967 --> 00:25:24,516 So? Are you enchanted or you can't answer? 281 00:25:24,567 --> 00:25:28,560 It has an involuntary movement... because you can't command the heart! 282 00:25:28,607 --> 00:25:31,246 Funny... Sit down! 283 00:25:32,367 --> 00:25:35,404 Now I will talk to you about blood circulation. 284 00:25:35,447 --> 00:25:39,725 My circulation is so fast, that makes me turn my balls! 285 00:25:39,767 --> 00:25:41,918 Cariglia! You're not anything else than an impudent! 286 00:25:44,527 --> 00:25:47,676 You will tell these things to the principal. 287 00:25:47,876 --> 00:25:48,315 Out! 288 00:25:52,407 --> 00:25:55,843 Andrea, you say that he will suspend me? 289 00:25:55,887 --> 00:25:59,880 I don't know. I don't think so... Ah, here she comes! 290 00:25:59,927 --> 00:26:03,556 - Good morning, teacher. - Good morning! - Good morning. 291 00:26:03,607 --> 00:26:05,616 Seen? She doesn't looks so nervous. 292 00:26:05,816 --> 00:26:09,318 No, she's black of angry! - She? And do you think I am not? 293 00:26:14,927 --> 00:26:16,280 Hop! 294 00:26:19,007 --> 00:26:22,636 Can I pay tribute to the new pearl of this island? 295 00:26:22,687 --> 00:26:26,316 - Good morning, Dr. Cacciapuotolo. - Which Cacciapuotolo? Well no! 296 00:26:26,367 --> 00:26:27,625 Fifì, for friends. 297 00:26:27,825 --> 00:26:30,201 Because we are friends, aren't we? 298 00:26:30,247 --> 00:26:33,090 I do not know... - Doesn't matter, we will become! 299 00:26:33,290 --> 00:26:34,798 I'm sure.. Please. 300 00:26:36,167 --> 00:26:38,920 Can I accompany you with my car? 301 00:26:38,967 --> 00:26:42,562 Actually, I live not far from here. Then I'll accompany you by foot! 302 00:26:42,607 --> 00:26:45,599 - If you insist... - I insist. 303 00:26:45,927 --> 00:26:48,919 Do you like it? A memory of "mummy ". 304 00:26:53,807 --> 00:26:57,595 - Too bad, I'm so sorry! - It doesn't matter, it's so hot! 305 00:27:01,807 --> 00:27:07,006 He broke his jacket. I hope that she doesn't break my balls, also! 306 00:27:13,527 --> 00:27:17,440 Yes? - We can get in? 307 00:27:18,927 --> 00:27:22,078 - Ah, it's you! - We would like to tell you something. 308 00:27:22,127 --> 00:27:26,120 I came to apologize. I know, I was so unpolited. And you? 309 00:27:26,407 --> 00:27:30,764 Miss, we are not bad. Maybe we're just a little "stupid. 310 00:27:31,327 --> 00:27:34,239 Okay, this time I will pardon you. 311 00:27:34,287 --> 00:27:37,484 Anyway, now I'm hot and I need to cool off a bit. 312 00:27:37,527 --> 00:27:41,076 - Goodbye, guys. - Goodbye! 313 00:27:41,447 --> 00:27:43,725 Did you understand? She goes to cool off. 314 00:27:43,925 --> 00:27:46,202 She undress and she even takes a shower! 315 00:27:46,247 --> 00:27:50,240 - What's so extraordinary? - How? - You're just a baby. 316 00:27:50,447 --> 00:27:51,960 I am the first! 317 00:28:01,807 --> 00:28:05,356 - Let's go. - Yes. - Slow! 318 00:28:08,007 --> 00:28:12,000 - What do you see? - She is undressing. 319 00:28:13,447 --> 00:28:17,440 And "naked? - It's a marvel...She has the panties on, look! 320 00:28:17,487 --> 00:28:22,925 - Ah... what a beauty. - Let me see it! 321 00:28:22,967 --> 00:28:27,040 - I said, it's a rose! - A rose! 322 00:28:27,087 --> 00:28:29,965 She enters in the tub. 323 00:28:30,007 --> 00:28:32,760 Let's hope that she washes twice a day! 324 00:28:32,807 --> 00:28:36,766 Let me see. 325 00:28:36,807 --> 00:28:41,517 She is all made of gold! - Really gold! 326 00:28:42,247 --> 00:28:47,605 She took the bath foam. Look how she smears it! 327 00:28:48,087 --> 00:28:51,079 - I'm all confused! - Just imagine! - Stay still! 328 00:28:51,127 --> 00:28:56,155 Hail! - Watch out! But why they don't put two locks on the doors? 329 00:28:56,207 --> 00:29:00,359 The buttocks! - The buttocks?Let me see them! 330 00:29:01,767 --> 00:29:08,559 - I become crazy! - Take another bath! 331 00:29:08,967 --> 00:29:14,439 - Mamma mia! - What a creature. I can't stand it anymore! 332 00:29:15,167 --> 00:29:17,442 - No! - I can't see anything. 333 00:29:17,487 --> 00:29:21,116 - Ouch! - What? - What did I do? - This way you see even better! 334 00:29:21,167 --> 00:29:23,123 - I have a son voyeur! - But I wasn't looking! 335 00:29:23,167 --> 00:29:27,479 Shut up, even the balls of your eyes are grown! Go away! 336 00:29:28,087 --> 00:29:30,061 What do you have to look at? Eh? 337 00:29:30,261 --> 00:29:33,161 What are you looking at? My son is a voyeur... 338 00:29:35,367 --> 00:29:37,358 A father is understandable...! 339 00:29:46,047 --> 00:29:47,844 Don Nicola, what are you doing? 340 00:29:47,887 --> 00:29:53,041 Nothing! The boys were watching, but nothing can be seen! 341 00:29:53,087 --> 00:29:56,636 Ah, do not you see? - May I? - Yes, of course. 342 00:29:56,687 --> 00:30:00,282 What do you see? Nothing, right? A normal bathroom, like many others. 343 00:30:00,327 --> 00:30:02,966 With a tub, a faucet... 344 00:30:03,007 --> 00:30:06,522 Claptrap! Those are sexual maniacs. 345 00:30:06,567 --> 00:30:10,276 As long as they see a hole and they look into it immediately. 346 00:30:10,327 --> 00:30:12,636 What do you see? What have you seen? 347 00:30:14,007 --> 00:30:15,759 Nothing! 348 00:30:16,287 --> 00:30:20,485 Ah, what a lack of appetite! I don't want anything. 349 00:30:20,527 --> 00:30:23,519 Madam, look what I have prepared for you. 350 00:30:23,927 --> 00:30:26,919 - Just a little. - Yes, please do me. 351 00:30:26,967 --> 00:30:31,324 Ah... Who is it? - It's Genesio. 352 00:30:31,367 --> 00:30:34,518 - Ah! A moment! - Yes, yes, yes. 353 00:30:34,567 --> 00:30:38,606 - Go and open. - I come! - Ah... 354 00:30:44,607 --> 00:30:48,441 Please come in - Good morning, Mrs Immaculate. Good morning, Genesio! 355 00:30:48,487 --> 00:30:51,479 - Leave us alone. - Ah... yes, yes. 356 00:30:53,287 --> 00:30:58,884 - How do you feel? - Bad! See? I have no appetite! 357 00:30:58,927 --> 00:31:03,125 I brought you the " Strippolina ", effervescent tablets, oral tablets. 358 00:31:03,167 --> 00:31:06,557 How careful you are, Genesio! 359 00:31:06,607 --> 00:31:10,725 But what a beautiful " ciaciona " that you are, Mrs Immacolata! 360 00:31:10,767 --> 00:31:15,557 But what do you say? Genesio... 361 00:34:21,847 --> 00:34:24,236 Ole'! 362 00:34:29,327 --> 00:34:34,082 - Genesio, what are you doing? - Who the fuck knows? 363 00:34:35,887 --> 00:34:40,358 Boys, as always, I recommend, you the utmost attention. 364 00:34:40,767 --> 00:34:46,080 Today we will talk about a special and famous optical instrument,... 365 00:34:46,127 --> 00:34:49,881 .. commonly known with the name " periscope ". 366 00:34:49,927 --> 00:34:52,919 Did you understand? Pe-ri-scope. 367 00:34:52,967 --> 00:34:55,876 I draw it on the blackboard. Pay attention. 368 00:34:56,276 --> 00:34:57,134 We must find one. 369 00:34:57,334 --> 00:35:01,080 With it we should see better than from the door lock! 370 00:35:01,527 --> 00:35:04,166 Yeah... and then my father kicks us in the ass. 371 00:35:04,207 --> 00:35:06,767 - Balsam! - Yes, professor? 372 00:35:06,807 --> 00:35:08,877 Since you like to chat,... 373 00:35:08,927 --> 00:35:12,920 .. why do not you explain to your comrades that what is a periscope? 374 00:35:12,967 --> 00:35:14,798 Of course, professor! 375 00:35:16,367 --> 00:35:20,076 Go ahead, let's see a little what you can do. 376 00:35:20,767 --> 00:35:24,999 You chat instead of following what the professor says! 377 00:35:25,487 --> 00:35:29,036 - I talk to the wind! - Sorry. - Then? 378 00:35:29,087 --> 00:35:31,840 The periscope is a long thing,... 379 00:35:31,887 --> 00:35:35,800 ..which is held with the right hand or the left hand and then it gets up... 380 00:35:35,847 --> 00:35:38,122 Don't get it up too much. Go ahead. 381 00:35:38,167 --> 00:35:41,443 Thanks to a game of prisms and lenses, the image is transferred... 382 00:35:41,487 --> 00:35:44,638 .. from the surface of the sea to the inside of a submarine. 383 00:35:44,687 --> 00:35:47,042 Or from one floor to another! 384 00:35:47,087 --> 00:35:51,842 I hadn't thought about it! From one floor to another, got it? 385 00:35:53,927 --> 00:35:55,360 But how did you do it? 386 00:35:55,407 --> 00:35:58,683 I took the lenses from a my grandfather's binoculars and put them in the tubes. 387 00:35:58,727 --> 00:36:01,764 Then instead of the prisms I put two little mirrors! - Ah... really? 388 00:36:01,807 --> 00:36:05,595 But are you sure that it works also from the top to the bottom? 389 00:36:05,647 --> 00:36:09,560 - Of course, it's all calculated! - So come on, let's try it! 390 00:36:09,607 --> 00:36:12,167 Pay attention. 391 00:36:13,367 --> 00:36:15,756 Oh, Take care, this can distroy itself! 392 00:36:17,753 --> 00:36:21,439 - Slow... - So... 393 00:36:24,687 --> 00:36:26,086 Go on. 394 00:36:28,127 --> 00:36:31,244 - So, what do you see? - There is no one here. 395 00:36:31,287 --> 00:36:34,836 - Show me. - Galileo has arrived! 396 00:36:34,887 --> 00:36:38,880 - Come on, let me see. 397 00:36:39,367 --> 00:36:41,358 Hold on tight, eh? 398 00:36:44,647 --> 00:36:47,400 Wait.Do you see her? A moment. 399 00:36:47,447 --> 00:36:54,523 Here, I see something! She undresses! 400 00:36:54,567 --> 00:36:59,118 Ah, what a beauty! - Come on! 401 00:36:59,167 --> 00:37:03,319 Be calm, the image is confused! Wait, lower it a bit. 402 00:37:03,367 --> 00:37:07,201 What do you see? - A leg that is unlegging! 403 00:37:07,247 --> 00:37:11,559 - What did you say? - That is undressing! 404 00:37:11,607 --> 00:37:15,043 Another leg. Another thigh! - How many she has! 405 00:37:15,087 --> 00:37:17,647 - Oh, Jesus! - Oh, Holy Mary! 406 00:37:17,687 --> 00:37:22,397 Wait, eh? Let me see these thighs, before it ends! 407 00:37:24,127 --> 00:37:27,836 I 'll go higher, so it increases the angle and I'll see better! 408 00:37:27,887 --> 00:37:32,039 What are you doing? Let's look a little both of us! 409 00:37:32,087 --> 00:37:36,956 - The lottery is open! - The tits. 410 00:37:37,007 --> 00:37:39,077 - Stop! Where are you doing? - Let's see. 411 00:37:39,127 --> 00:37:45,236 - Go away! You go away! 412 00:37:45,287 --> 00:37:51,681 She gets off everything. - She's a wonder of creation! 413 00:37:51,727 --> 00:37:56,084 Look, she takes them off. I saw her pussy! 414 00:37:56,127 --> 00:38:01,121 - I knew I will see it! - Watch out the chair. - What are you doing? 415 00:38:08,727 --> 00:38:13,323 What happened? I do not know? I arrived now! 416 00:38:17,927 --> 00:38:18,976 Is there anybody? 417 00:38:19,176 --> 00:38:21,797 I am here! - What do you do in the window? 418 00:38:21,997 --> 00:38:25,880 I replace the dummy, they stole it and I want to see who it was. 419 00:38:25,927 --> 00:38:29,920 AS the proverb says, "advertising is the soul"... The soul, my ass! 420 00:38:37,687 --> 00:38:39,439 Shh! 421 00:38:42,567 --> 00:38:46,242 - What are you doing? - Shut up! 422 00:38:46,287 --> 00:38:50,644 Ah, I understand! Now I'll serve you right away. 423 00:38:52,087 --> 00:38:56,638 Here. Just a bag? - No. I want 100! Settebello Hatù. 424 00:38:56,687 --> 00:39:01,158 Ah, all right. I have a box here. What should I do, wrapping? 425 00:39:01,207 --> 00:39:05,200 - No, put it here. - Yes, we put it in the envelope. 426 00:39:05,567 --> 00:39:08,639 Here you are! Thank you. 427 00:39:11,367 --> 00:39:15,918 - Genesio, do you want to serve me too? - Of course! I'm here on purpose! What do you need? 428 00:39:15,967 --> 00:39:20,722 A bath foam and some suppository for the sore throat. I'll give you a wonderful syrup. 429 00:39:20,767 --> 00:39:21,857 There aren't suppositories? 430 00:39:22,057 --> 00:39:24,237 The suppositories are on strike. - And why's that? 431 00:39:24,287 --> 00:39:28,246 Because they too are fed up to be taken by ass/fooled! 432 00:39:28,287 --> 00:39:30,960 It's good this one! 433 00:39:42,207 --> 00:39:45,802 Miss Stefania. Miss Stefania! 434 00:39:56,647 --> 00:39:58,319 Where did she go? 435 00:40:15,807 --> 00:40:18,037 Ah, it's you! You scared me. 436 00:40:18,087 --> 00:40:22,160 Why is it here? I couldn't sleep and I went down to look around. 437 00:40:22,207 --> 00:40:25,404 This is very old stuff! Now it is no longer useful to anyone. 438 00:40:25,447 --> 00:40:29,918 Like you, that instead of helping me in a class like that, you're funny. 439 00:40:29,967 --> 00:40:32,800 The truth is I can't as I want. 440 00:40:32,847 --> 00:40:36,806 I have to stay at the directives who's boss: Peppino Cariglia! 441 00:40:36,847 --> 00:40:38,565 That little guy? 442 00:40:38,607 --> 00:40:41,394 His father is a "big" of the Camorra. 443 00:40:41,594 --> 00:40:44,682 He is practically the king of the island. 444 00:40:44,727 --> 00:40:48,720 He is a very powerful, ruthless man. A tough one! 445 00:40:48,767 --> 00:40:52,965 And you took a big risk treating him like that, you know? 446 00:40:53,007 --> 00:40:57,159 You have never lost the urge to joke! Joke? 447 00:40:57,207 --> 00:40:59,926 Does the professor Mastrilli doesn't say anything to you? 448 00:40:59,967 --> 00:41:03,721 She gave a 4 to Peppino. Have you see what happened to her the next day? 449 00:41:03,767 --> 00:41:07,555 It was an accident. No, that was a warning. 450 00:41:07,607 --> 00:41:11,600 Mastrilli says so, because she knows that if she talks... 451 00:41:12,087 --> 00:41:12,667 Really? 452 00:41:12,867 --> 00:41:16,842 Peppino has confessed to me. He only trusts me. 453 00:41:16,887 --> 00:41:20,277 It's unbelievable that something like this happens in a quiet place like this. 454 00:41:20,327 --> 00:41:24,081 There's nothing to worry about. Just stay up to the rules! 455 00:41:24,127 --> 00:41:26,641 I would like to talk with Mastrilli. 456 00:41:26,687 --> 00:41:29,565 Without compromising her, just to ask her some advice. 457 00:41:29,607 --> 00:41:35,955 Yes, it's not a bad idea. If you want... I accompany you. - Thank you. 458 00:41:36,527 --> 00:41:39,041 Stefania... I... 459 00:41:40,807 --> 00:41:45,358 Who is there? Who is there? 460 00:41:47,287 --> 00:41:49,278 There is no one. 461 00:41:49,327 --> 00:41:53,320 That stupid Genesio always leaves the lights on. And I pay! 462 00:41:53,367 --> 00:41:57,360 I'll charge him with the next bill. 463 00:41:58,047 --> 00:42:01,323 And if now... I give you a kiss, what happens? 464 00:42:01,447 --> 00:42:03,677 Do not try, otherwise scream! 465 00:42:11,887 --> 00:42:15,846 - Good morning! What do you want? - Shh! 466 00:42:17,447 --> 00:42:23,522 Do you remember me? - Joking? A face like this you can't forget! 467 00:42:23,567 --> 00:42:29,324 I came here and bought a pack of 100 condoms. 468 00:42:29,367 --> 00:42:33,121 - Yes, I remember it. So? - So?! 469 00:42:33,167 --> 00:42:36,284 One was missing! They were 99! 470 00:42:36,327 --> 00:42:40,684 How is it possible? Those arrive sealed. A precise box! 471 00:42:40,727 --> 00:42:45,801 One was missing. Now I check. It's full of thieves. You never know. 472 00:42:46,687 --> 00:42:49,326 Uh...! It's true, one was missing! 473 00:42:49,367 --> 00:42:53,076 Hold! And excuse me if I ruined your evening. 474 00:42:53,127 --> 00:42:57,200 You have ruined it... In the most beautiful moment! Good morning. 475 00:42:57,687 --> 00:42:59,598 And who is he, Mr Dick? 476 00:43:00,287 --> 00:43:02,881 " C4-H10. " 477 00:43:02,927 --> 00:43:07,398 The butane is a gaseous saturated hydrocarbure. 478 00:43:07,447 --> 00:43:12,362 Bravo. Have you ever heard about butyl alcohol? - In fact, no. 479 00:43:13,927 --> 00:43:16,919 It's a solvent for paints. 480 00:43:17,327 --> 00:43:20,956 Who is the mother of this chemical compound? Is there someone who knows? 481 00:43:21,007 --> 00:43:24,886 - lo! - Ah, yes?! Let's hear! 482 00:43:24,927 --> 00:43:29,603 For me...it is a "son of butane" 483 00:43:29,647 --> 00:43:31,219 ln a certain sense is true. 484 00:43:31,419 --> 00:43:34,562 In fact, it is one of the many derivatives of butane. 485 00:43:34,607 --> 00:43:38,646 Or rather, a "son of butane", like... Like many people. 486 00:43:39,327 --> 00:43:44,560 Anyway, I see you're prepared. Next time I'll ask you. 487 00:43:44,607 --> 00:43:46,156 Honored! 488 00:43:48,207 --> 00:43:52,485 - See you tomorrow, guys. - Goodbye. 489 00:43:56,007 --> 00:43:58,805 Since she arrived, Andrea is not the same anymore. 490 00:43:58,847 --> 00:44:02,806 You have nothing be gealous. Do you know how many would court you? 491 00:44:02,847 --> 00:44:06,556 - How many? - One... - Who is it? - lo! 492 00:44:07,847 --> 00:44:09,533 I'm sorry, you're not my type! 493 00:44:09,733 --> 00:44:11,476 I'm small, but... - Stupid. 494 00:44:11,527 --> 00:44:13,882 Peppino, there are news! 495 00:44:13,927 --> 00:44:18,921 Today I accompany the Marini to the clinic and at the right time... 496 00:44:18,967 --> 00:44:22,562 You are crazy! With all those beds you have at home...! 497 00:44:22,607 --> 00:44:25,759 - Have you forgotten my father? - Yeah, he kicks your ass! 498 00:44:26,807 --> 00:44:29,765 Do you believe that he has the courage to do it? 499 00:44:29,807 --> 00:44:33,482 Do you know what we'll do? We'll follow them! 500 00:44:49,247 --> 00:44:51,807 We hope they do not stay too long! 501 00:44:55,127 --> 00:45:01,475 I was told that you were beautiful, but... you exceeds all the expectations! 502 00:45:02,047 --> 00:45:06,040 Come on, come here! Sit down next to me. - Thank you. 503 00:45:08,007 --> 00:45:10,316 YOU, HAVEN'T ANYTHING TO DO? GO AWAY! 504 00:45:11,007 --> 00:45:14,602 Excuse me... I will leave! 505 00:45:19,087 --> 00:45:24,286 Come on, trust me... have a lot of trouble with the boys. 506 00:45:24,327 --> 00:45:31,244 How did you know? - I'm not a witch. I'm only a few years older than her! 507 00:45:31,287 --> 00:45:34,996 Eh, I do not know how to get them. They are so exuberant! 508 00:45:35,047 --> 00:45:37,356 You can say " rude "! 509 00:45:38,087 --> 00:45:44,481 Are you not afraid of them? - No. ... I challenge them all the time! 510 00:45:45,847 --> 00:45:49,681 Blessed is she who has so much courage. To me, after what happened to you... 511 00:45:49,727 --> 00:45:53,322 What's that have to do with it? That was an accident. 512 00:45:53,367 --> 00:45:57,360 Let's say that... I have committed a "imprudence". 513 00:45:57,407 --> 00:46:03,323 So, how is our dear ill? Where can I go? You mummified me! 514 00:46:03,367 --> 00:46:06,564 Eh, sorry, you joked with explosives! 515 00:46:07,047 --> 00:46:11,723 However, as they say, every cloud has a silver lining! 516 00:46:12,767 --> 00:46:16,077 ln fact, it is the first time that an explosion... 517 00:46:16,127 --> 00:46:19,119 .. produces so.. wonderful effect. 518 00:46:19,807 --> 00:46:21,399 What a jerk! 519 00:46:23,887 --> 00:46:27,761 Doctor, in this position I'm not well at all! 520 00:46:27,961 --> 00:46:29,166 WELL, DOCTOR! 521 00:46:29,687 --> 00:46:34,158 - Eh? How do you say? - THE LEGS FEEL BAD! 522 00:46:34,487 --> 00:46:37,684 No, these legs are just fine! 523 00:46:37,727 --> 00:46:40,924 Anyway... let's try to fix it better, eh? 524 00:46:41,247 --> 00:46:45,240 Eh... Here it is. Now let's see, eh? 525 00:46:45,287 --> 00:46:50,281 Here you have to raise this left leg... 526 00:46:50,327 --> 00:46:53,239 ..and then slowly the... 527 00:46:53,287 --> 00:46:57,280 And then, handle good well all... Ah! The hand! 528 00:46:58,087 --> 00:47:02,683 Now it's getting late, I have to go... Goodbye, Professor. 529 00:47:02,727 --> 00:47:04,763 Hello, dear! 530 00:47:04,807 --> 00:47:10,439 One moment, miss...! Hail, head! I'll accompany you...! 531 00:47:11,927 --> 00:47:13,360 Please. 532 00:47:16,567 --> 00:47:20,196 Doctor! 533 00:47:20,567 --> 00:47:22,910 What's going on? - Nothing...! 534 00:47:23,110 --> 00:47:25,766 Shock therapy. You are welcome! 535 00:47:28,287 --> 00:47:30,847 Here they are, they are coming. Get down! 536 00:47:31,527 --> 00:47:34,121 I have to go to town. I accompany you. 537 00:47:34,167 --> 00:47:35,887 I really came with Andrea. 538 00:47:36,087 --> 00:47:39,195 But who knows where went that stupid! Come. 539 00:47:42,767 --> 00:47:44,837 - Please. - Thanks. 540 00:48:03,967 --> 00:48:06,242 What a bitch! 541 00:48:06,287 --> 00:48:09,280 What a fortune that no one have seen me, otherwise I would have made a fool of myself! 542 00:48:22,407 --> 00:48:25,240 Have you seen what sun, what sea...? 543 00:48:25,287 --> 00:48:27,634 It's beautiful, but I have to return. 544 00:48:27,834 --> 00:48:29,838 They're waiting for me for dinner. 545 00:48:29,887 --> 00:48:30,872 Of course! But... 546 00:48:31,072 --> 00:48:34,836 you have to promise me that we'll see each other again. - Yes. 547 00:48:34,887 --> 00:48:37,765 I want to show you my villa. With pleasure! 548 00:48:37,807 --> 00:48:43,677 - You know, I'm all alone in a big house - Shut up, do not talk! 549 00:48:43,727 --> 00:48:47,879 Yes, I have service people, but who can serve they? 550 00:48:47,927 --> 00:48:51,442 There will be some passing guest, no? 551 00:48:51,487 --> 00:48:56,117 - Of course, sometimes it happens. - It happens, it happens! 552 00:48:56,167 --> 00:48:59,557 - Especially in summer. - The hot season. 553 00:48:59,607 --> 00:49:03,361 Ah... love! The most beautiful invention in the world! 554 00:49:05,087 --> 00:49:08,196 This air excites me, provokes me! 555 00:49:11,247 --> 00:49:17,004 We breathe deeply! Let's dive into this beautiful climate! 556 00:49:17,047 --> 00:49:20,403 Let's dive in this wonderful clima, with the gaze, with the thought, with the heart, with the soul. 557 00:49:20,447 --> 00:49:22,642 How to speak well! 558 00:49:22,687 --> 00:49:27,397 Well, the Cacciapuotolo are a family of artists, poets, musicists! 559 00:49:27,447 --> 00:49:30,519 On the contrary, now I am singing a song of an American musical. 560 00:49:32,567 --> 00:49:36,005 So what is this noise? 561 00:49:36,047 --> 00:49:41,201 This machine has something that does not work well. Maybe the suspensions. 562 00:49:41,247 --> 00:49:45,035 "Oh mama!" 563 00:49:45,087 --> 00:49:52,357 564 00:49:52,407 --> 00:49:54,716 Here we are! 565 00:49:57,167 --> 00:50:03,640 There are moments when a man, even the strongest... 566 00:50:03,687 --> 00:50:06,440 Don't look, kids! Keep on singing! 567 00:50:06,487 --> 00:50:10,366 I can not resist. Can I kiss you? 568 00:50:10,407 --> 00:50:19,156 so much good to Mother Superior. 569 00:50:19,207 --> 00:50:23,962 570 00:50:30,207 --> 00:50:33,643 - And what do you do here? - Eh... we do what we can. 571 00:50:33,687 --> 00:50:35,156 Scums! 572 00:50:35,356 --> 00:50:37,663 Now I'll fix you! 573 00:50:37,863 --> 00:50:39,762 Stinking ones! 574 00:50:41,407 --> 00:50:46,686 Can you? - Ah, Don Antonio! Take a seat! - Dear mrs Immaculate! 575 00:50:47,447 --> 00:50:54,603 No, no kisses, but good works! What is all this urgency? 576 00:50:54,647 --> 00:50:58,640 - Don Antonio... - Tell me. - I am a great sinner. 577 00:50:59,287 --> 00:51:03,758 Immaculate... in what sense? You are not a sinner! 578 00:51:03,807 --> 00:51:08,642 Don Antonio, in my life there is a man. - Eh? 579 00:51:08,687 --> 00:51:13,317 - Another man? - Eh, yes! - Ahi, ahi, ahi! 580 00:51:15,007 --> 00:51:19,364 - You have committed impure acts? - Worse! - What have you done? 581 00:51:19,407 --> 00:51:23,685 I have had terrible thoughts! That man is my downfall. 582 00:51:23,727 --> 00:51:29,510 It tempts me, it troubles me, it inflames me, it burns me! 583 00:51:29,710 --> 00:51:32,044 Don Antonio, save me! 584 00:51:32,087 --> 00:51:35,796 I'm not a fireman! But we will do something! 585 00:51:35,847 --> 00:51:41,683 - My daughter... and who is he? - It is Genesio! - Ah, no, heck! 586 00:51:42,687 --> 00:51:45,485 Unfortunately! You can't control the heart. 587 00:51:45,527 --> 00:51:50,317 On the other hand, my husband is a cynic, he's a bad guy, he's a beast! 588 00:51:50,367 --> 00:51:53,686 He always insults me. - He discovered something? 589 00:51:53,886 --> 00:51:54,804 No! - No? 590 00:51:54,847 --> 00:52:00,285 He insults me because he says I eat too much! - And he is wrong! 591 00:52:00,327 --> 00:52:04,357 The sin of throat is a safety valve for chastity! 592 00:52:06,407 --> 00:52:08,762 Of course a wife should try to... 593 00:52:08,807 --> 00:52:12,686 But if sometimes you cook spaghetti with the clams... 594 00:52:12,727 --> 00:52:16,003 .. or a big chicken with peppers, what's wrong? 595 00:52:17,167 --> 00:52:20,637 - I know that you like to eat, too. 596 00:52:20,687 --> 00:52:24,316 Eating is a beautiful thing! One of these evenings I'll invite you to dinner. 597 00:52:24,367 --> 00:52:27,564 This is an "idea! A great pappata! 598 00:52:27,607 --> 00:52:32,203 And remember, daughter, when the body is fine, the soul sings! 599 00:52:32,247 --> 00:52:34,158 So San Remo is happy too. 600 00:52:40,447 --> 00:52:43,917 Go ahead, forward! Deploy. Aligned and covered! 601 00:52:47,727 --> 00:52:49,445 Ah! Ah, no! 602 00:52:55,687 --> 00:52:57,723 The captains come forward. 603 00:52:59,167 --> 00:53:01,920 So, you head and you cross. 604 00:53:18,967 --> 00:53:23,597 - Head! - Alè! - The balloon! - Go on! - Here we go! 605 00:53:52,887 --> 00:53:56,641 Goal! - Ah, how wonderful! 606 00:53:56,687 --> 00:53:58,245 Goal! 607 00:53:59,167 --> 00:54:00,964 Goal! 608 00:54:01,007 --> 00:54:04,283 What a disgusting goal. 609 00:54:14,007 --> 00:54:15,042 Oh... 610 00:54:19,007 --> 00:54:22,445 - 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6... - Morra! 611 00:54:37,407 --> 00:54:40,399 Horned! Ehm... 612 00:54:40,847 --> 00:54:44,237 So, be careful. Start! 613 00:54:55,367 --> 00:55:01,317 Come on, guys! - Power! - What are you doing? - You're the strongest! 614 00:55:01,527 --> 00:55:04,200 Guys, look here! 615 00:55:04,247 --> 00:55:07,796 Goals! 616 00:55:07,847 --> 00:55:10,281 Brave them too. Once for one. 617 00:55:19,007 --> 00:55:22,079 Track! 618 00:55:22,127 --> 00:55:25,199 Mom, the train...! 619 00:55:30,407 --> 00:55:34,923 - Pass the ball, up! - Stop, stop! Penalty! 620 00:55:43,167 --> 00:55:47,683 Hands! But what, you play football this way? 621 00:56:06,247 --> 00:56:12,197 Help! Help! Oh! Help, they kill me! 622 00:56:21,167 --> 00:56:24,716 Wild ones! Stop this ghastly indignity! 623 00:56:25,487 --> 00:56:30,003 Dirty! Now I'm going down and I fix them! 624 00:56:32,487 --> 00:56:34,284 Take it. 625 00:56:40,487 --> 00:56:43,923 This is not a game, it's a hoard! 626 00:57:00,407 --> 00:57:01,559 Why are you whistling? 627 00:57:02,579 --> 00:57:04,992 Genesio, do you know what I tell you? I can't follow you anymore! 628 00:57:05,192 --> 00:57:06,558 To me?! 629 00:57:06,607 --> 00:57:08,404 Well. 630 00:58:06,487 --> 00:58:09,518 Ah, Stefania! What a beautiful here, eh? 631 00:58:09,718 --> 00:58:11,840 The sun, the music, the sea! 632 00:58:12,040 --> 00:58:15,979 Yes, but it would be even better if not there was the fear of the Camorra. 633 00:58:16,424 --> 00:58:18,723 The Camorra?! But what do you say? Here the Camorra does not exist! 634 00:58:20,525 --> 00:58:22,275 How come? The father of Peppino is the king of this island! 635 00:58:22,475 --> 00:58:25,730 - But who, Peppino Cariglia? - For heaven's sake, don't speak that name! 636 00:58:27,007 --> 00:58:28,728 In my village there is a proverb who says 637 00:58:28,928 --> 00:58:31,782 " My name is Cannavaccio, doesn't intrigue me and doesn't bother me! " 638 00:58:32,087 --> 00:58:34,476 Let's dance, go! "Tango! 639 00:59:11,687 --> 00:59:17,205 Good, good... I'm really happy. Yes, yes... 640 00:59:20,167 --> 00:59:21,090 BURlNl! 641 00:59:21,290 --> 00:59:24,718 You made me feel ashamed! 642 00:59:24,967 --> 00:59:28,323 But I'll kick you in the ass.. 643 00:59:28,367 --> 00:59:29,925 That beats everything! 644 00:59:29,967 --> 00:59:35,644 Peppino Cariglia. Give him the treatment he deserves. 645 00:59:35,687 --> 00:59:40,044 Take care of him The football field has become a madhouse. 646 00:59:40,087 --> 00:59:43,716 Better you go home! GO HOME! 647 00:59:47,447 --> 00:59:49,278 What do you want? 648 00:59:56,367 --> 00:59:58,358 Go away! 649 01:00:10,527 --> 01:00:15,476 - Good morning, young man! - Ué, health! - Where are you going? - Oh! 650 01:00:15,527 --> 01:00:18,724 - Stop, " guaglio " "! - What do you want from me? 651 01:00:18,767 --> 01:00:21,839 - We have to do a service! - How? - Do not make us run. 652 01:00:21,887 --> 01:00:23,764 There must be a mistake! 653 01:00:23,807 --> 01:00:27,482 Are you Peppino Cariglia? Yes, lucky! - No, you're finished! 654 01:00:27,527 --> 01:00:31,520 Why? - Because we must give you a lot of blows! 655 01:00:33,767 --> 01:00:36,520 But what is it? 656 01:00:36,567 --> 01:00:40,560 - Here, now I do the 5 and the 6. - Son of Camorrista! 657 01:00:41,007 --> 01:00:43,965 But what do you want from me? What have I done? 658 01:00:44,007 --> 01:00:47,477 Do not piss me off, I'll do the 5 and the 6, eh? 659 01:00:47,527 --> 01:00:49,518 Come on, let's not waste time! 660 01:00:55,647 --> 01:00:57,956 What a force I have! 661 01:01:00,007 --> 01:01:03,079 Let's see another move. Ah, this, the 10! 662 01:01:04,007 --> 01:01:05,645 Son of " androcchia "! 663 01:01:05,687 --> 01:01:09,396 Now I give you a blow on the head and I lower you with 5 centimeters! 664 01:01:13,767 --> 01:01:17,077 Oh, Madonna! So the bus has passed? 665 01:01:18,567 --> 01:01:23,004 - Alt! - What's wrong? - Boh? - A moment, right? Eh! 666 01:01:23,407 --> 01:01:24,840 Now we can? 667 01:01:24,887 --> 01:01:28,004 Yes, come! We'll do all the repertoire! 668 01:01:28,047 --> 01:01:32,006 Seven! ! Encrusted! 669 01:01:32,047 --> 01:01:34,720 Nine, four... and now: escape! 670 01:01:36,127 --> 01:01:40,837 Stop it! Catch him! I owe you crush like a cockroach! 671 01:01:40,887 --> 01:01:42,957 I have to eat your ears! 672 01:01:43,007 --> 01:01:46,841 Ah... another time! - All together! Well, we start again. 673 01:01:50,727 --> 01:01:55,039 Jump! And now the figures! Nine, four and three! 674 01:01:56,167 --> 01:02:00,365 It came out the seven? seven! 675 01:02:00,407 --> 01:02:03,046 Seventeen! Thirty-seven! 676 01:02:03,087 --> 01:02:05,601 Ah! I beat all (the three numbers at LOTO! 677 01:02:21,887 --> 01:02:23,684 Stop, stop! 678 01:02:23,727 --> 01:02:26,436 You are the boss and I throw myself! 679 01:02:27,487 --> 01:02:29,443 The book is finished! 680 01:02:29,487 --> 01:02:34,197 What's in here? We'll take it at once, this box must leave! 681 01:02:34,247 --> 01:02:38,559 Now the workers are exported like the cans of peeled tomatoes! 682 01:02:40,447 --> 01:02:45,646 lmmacolata, these spaghetti with clams were delicious! 683 01:02:46,887 --> 01:02:53,599 - Don Fifì, did you like them? - Exquisite! I love good food. 684 01:02:53,647 --> 01:02:59,836 So, when Stefania has communicated to me the invitation, I couldn't refuse. 685 01:02:59,887 --> 01:03:04,517 ln effects,the kitchen of Immaculate is good and not for nothing, as they say,... 686 01:03:04,567 --> 01:03:08,685 ..in marriage she took me by the throat! 687 01:03:08,727 --> 01:03:14,518 Stefania, you know how to cook well? If not the doctor runs away! 688 01:03:15,407 --> 01:03:18,240 Unfortunately no. Only pasta with butter. 689 01:03:18,287 --> 01:03:21,836 - Ahi! - What's wrong? - I say... Ouch! 690 01:03:21,887 --> 01:03:25,675 We must remedy, because the first duty of a wife is knowing how to cook! 691 01:03:25,727 --> 01:03:30,278 We want to lose this good boy? Don Fifì! 692 01:03:30,327 --> 01:03:34,206 Have you told your girlfriend that you are filthy rich? 693 01:03:34,247 --> 01:03:35,891 Ouch! Ouch, ouch, ouch! 694 01:03:36,091 --> 01:03:39,879 Talking about money is like talking about the devil! 695 01:03:39,927 --> 01:03:44,955 Well... I, unfortunately, am afflicted by a few hundred million! 696 01:03:45,007 --> 01:03:51,276 - Should I call the exorcist? - No, Don Antonio is kidding! 697 01:03:51,327 --> 01:03:55,445 lmmacolata, let's go slowly because here under the table there are many kicks. 698 01:03:55,487 --> 01:03:58,718 There is one that give certain penalties...! It seems Savoldi. 699 01:03:58,767 --> 01:04:03,363 Ah...! No, Stefania is a good girl. She isn't attached to money! 700 01:04:04,567 --> 01:04:08,640 Well, for me money is not everything, but it's important. 701 01:04:08,687 --> 01:04:11,599 Better a cold in a Rolls Royce,... 702 01:04:11,647 --> 01:04:14,286 ... than a pneumonia in a Fiat 500. 703 01:04:15,447 --> 01:04:17,642 Another kick! It happened to him this time! 704 01:04:17,687 --> 01:04:21,965 Genesio, do not you eat anymore? No, to me the saltimbocca makes me sick! 705 01:04:22,287 --> 01:04:27,054 Yes, but... the essential thing is to love each other. 706 01:04:27,254 --> 01:04:29,682 Sure. Scuse me! I'll go. 707 01:04:29,727 --> 01:04:32,805 What are you doing, do not you even eat the dish? 708 01:04:33,005 --> 01:04:34,801 Everything makes me sick. 709 01:04:35,047 --> 01:04:37,242 This boy is strange lately. 710 01:04:51,927 --> 01:04:54,919 "We don't like your doctor friend. " 711 01:04:54,967 --> 01:04:58,960 " If you don't give it up, we'll kill him, it's up to you. " 712 01:05:22,407 --> 01:05:25,195 And now you'll be terorized! 713 01:05:25,887 --> 01:05:30,961 The fishes may be covered with a skeleton who is called "ostei",... 714 01:05:31,007 --> 01:05:34,761 or with bone cartilaginous elements which are called "ganoids". 715 01:05:34,807 --> 01:05:39,323 Or they may have a cartilaginous skeleton named selachi,... 716 01:05:39,367 --> 01:05:41,642 .. like the dogfish or the hammerhead fish. 717 01:05:41,687 --> 01:05:44,679 For comerce, the most important is the shark,... 718 01:05:44,727 --> 01:05:47,719 .. that has made billions for the cinema! 719 01:05:47,767 --> 01:05:53,637 Excellent collections also make the telestei, or mullet, bass... 720 01:05:53,687 --> 01:05:56,155 Ah, there are also prawns and lobsters. 721 01:05:56,207 --> 01:05:58,960 Ah, but those are not fish. They are crustacean! 722 01:05:59,007 --> 01:06:04,639 - Bravo, you are prepared. I put you 8. - My God, 8! Exactly?! 723 01:06:06,607 --> 01:06:10,520 - Goodbye, guys. See you tomorrow. - Lucia, get me the books! 724 01:06:20,887 --> 01:06:25,642 Stefania! I've called you three times and you've didn't answer. 725 01:06:25,687 --> 01:06:28,759 - Er... I do not know, maybe I was not there - Yeah, maybe you were out! 726 01:06:28,807 --> 01:06:33,005 For tonight I have prepared a program that is the end of the world! 727 01:06:33,047 --> 01:06:36,323 - Tonight I can not. - Why? - Because... I have to reflect. 728 01:06:36,367 --> 01:06:39,200 - We reflect both of us! - No, look... 729 01:06:39,247 --> 01:06:41,634 It's better that they do not see us together. 730 01:06:41,834 --> 01:06:42,377 Who? 731 01:06:42,577 --> 01:06:44,174 I'll explain it you later - Let me go. 732 01:06:44,487 --> 01:06:47,352 It should be ", give me a little kiss at least! 733 01:06:47,552 --> 01:06:49,607 Hello, eh? - Hello, call me! 734 01:06:50,127 --> 01:06:54,279 Women are so complicated, I do not understand them! 735 01:07:03,847 --> 01:07:06,600 - Miss, excuse me! - But... what is there? 736 01:07:06,647 --> 01:07:09,923 I wanted to congratulate you. It's the first time I take 8! 737 01:07:09,967 --> 01:07:11,878 I did it only my duty. 738 01:07:11,927 --> 01:07:16,603 In fact, know that if you took 8, it is certainly not due to your father. 739 01:07:16,647 --> 01:07:22,802 Eh, no... it's because of him if I know all these things: he was a fisherman! 740 01:07:22,847 --> 01:07:25,441 The fisherman?! And now what does he do? 741 01:07:25,487 --> 01:07:28,510 What should he do? He died 5 years ago, poor man! 742 01:07:28,710 --> 01:07:29,480 I'm sorry. 743 01:07:29,527 --> 01:07:32,195 I promise you I will also study the vegetables, also! 744 01:07:32,395 --> 01:07:34,601 Botanical, you will want to say. - Also! 745 01:07:34,647 --> 01:07:39,323 You must promise something: don't tell anyone what we said. 746 01:07:39,367 --> 01:07:41,615 I swear, I'll be mute like a fish! 747 01:07:41,815 --> 01:07:43,997 Good boy. Hi dear. - Goodbye. 748 01:07:47,367 --> 01:07:51,485 - What did you talk about, cute? - Of the school reform! 749 01:07:57,167 --> 01:08:01,284 I was looking for a book, but I found this. 750 01:08:01,484 --> 01:08:03,686 Really very ingenious! 751 01:08:03,727 --> 01:08:07,167 I bet that comes right to the window of my room. 752 01:08:07,367 --> 01:08:07,879 True? 753 01:08:10,527 --> 01:08:13,280 - Of course. - And does it work well? 754 01:08:13,327 --> 01:08:19,197 It has a little flaw, but the image is always the same. - And do you mind? 755 01:08:19,247 --> 01:08:24,765 Maybe it's a little "monotonous." However, I find that "you" are't bad at all. 756 01:08:24,807 --> 01:08:28,197 I'm very flattered by your appreciation. 757 01:08:28,247 --> 01:08:30,920 So... you like me a little. 758 01:08:30,967 --> 01:08:35,165 A little? Stop playing! You know that I like "you". 759 01:08:35,207 --> 01:08:38,165 Ah, we are intimate! Well, let's make progress! 760 01:08:38,207 --> 01:08:39,812 I have to call you this way. 761 01:08:40,012 --> 01:08:43,440 If not, how can I tell you... that I'm in love? 762 01:08:43,487 --> 01:08:46,813 But that didn't stop you to show me naked to your friends. 763 01:08:47,013 --> 01:08:48,880 You're just a presumptuous kid! 764 01:08:49,087 --> 01:08:52,796 It happened only once... and they forced me! 765 01:08:52,847 --> 01:08:56,203 Cariglia, right? That guy scares me. 766 01:08:56,247 --> 01:08:59,637 See what these scoundrels write to me! 767 01:09:04,727 --> 01:09:07,036 But now they exaggerate. 768 01:09:07,087 --> 01:09:11,319 How I wish this threat... was addressed to me. 769 01:10:12,327 --> 01:10:17,526 What are you doing? Come here! No, not now. Someone could come. 770 01:10:18,327 --> 01:10:20,181 But I'm crazy about you, my love! 771 01:10:20,381 --> 01:10:22,684 Tonight I'll wait for you in my room. 772 01:10:26,167 --> 01:10:29,254 Ernesta! - Miss! Do you want something? 773 01:10:29,454 --> 01:10:31,924 Shall I prepare you a coffee? 774 01:10:31,967 --> 01:10:35,204 No, thank you, Ernesta. I just wanted to ask you a favor. 775 01:10:35,404 --> 01:10:36,040 Yes. 776 01:10:36,087 --> 01:10:40,399 Oh, sorry! I have the sauce on the fire! Tell me. 777 01:10:40,447 --> 01:10:43,120 Tomorrow is sunday and I would like to sleep more,... 778 01:10:43,167 --> 01:10:46,477 .. but my room is on the road and the traffic wakes me up. 779 01:10:46,527 --> 01:10:48,279 Oh, how sorry I am! 780 01:10:48,327 --> 01:10:53,447 Since you get up early, could you sleep in my room tonight? 781 01:10:53,487 --> 01:10:58,038 Of course! Anyhow I don't feel anything when I sleep! 782 01:10:58,087 --> 01:11:01,124 - You are very sweet! - For so little? 783 01:11:01,167 --> 01:11:04,523 What an esquisite person! 784 01:11:23,767 --> 01:11:27,077 Who is it? 785 01:11:30,167 --> 01:11:33,921 Now I'll fix you... 786 01:11:51,487 --> 01:11:54,718 I got you, ugly dummy thief! 787 01:11:54,767 --> 01:11:58,555 - Mrs Immaculate! - Oh, Genesio... 788 01:11:58,607 --> 01:12:02,361 Do you feel bad? - The head! I had come to take a sleeping pill. 789 01:12:02,407 --> 01:12:06,116 - And you found it! - Do something, I'm fainting! 790 01:12:06,167 --> 01:12:10,206 Do you breathe mouth to mouth? - But it's unhygienic. 791 01:12:10,247 --> 01:12:15,367 It will not be very hygienic, but this time I'll cover you with bacilli! 792 01:12:15,407 --> 01:12:18,843 Go on, Genesio, you play at home! Ah, Gene...! 793 01:14:33,407 --> 01:14:37,082 Don Nicola, have you taken the Gerovital? 794 01:14:37,127 --> 01:14:41,678 - Ernesta! - Oh God! Signorino Andrea! 795 01:14:46,447 --> 01:14:51,202 So, it wasn't worth it to see it? Do you like my little house? 796 01:14:51,247 --> 01:14:55,877 - Yes, it's really very beautiful! - Would you like to live there? 797 01:14:55,927 --> 01:14:59,317 Well, I think so, but I should see it when it's bad weather. 798 01:14:59,367 --> 01:15:03,042 - With the rain?! - You know, I suffer from melancholy. 799 01:15:03,087 --> 01:15:07,285 If you're alone. But I'm always close to you, I'll never leave you! 800 01:15:08,767 --> 01:15:14,558 And when you're sad, I play the little orchestra and it pass you everything! 801 01:15:15,967 --> 01:15:19,960 You want to see the other rooms? Gladly.- - Come on... 802 01:15:23,287 --> 01:15:27,758 Here, this is my room! Do you like it? 803 01:15:27,807 --> 01:15:31,038 Pretty. But... what say the others? 804 01:15:31,087 --> 01:15:33,510 The others? Why do we talk about the others? 805 01:15:33,710 --> 01:15:34,921 Let's talk about us... 806 01:15:34,967 --> 01:15:38,562 - Stefania, when we get married? - Marry?! 807 01:15:38,607 --> 01:15:41,997 - We have not decided so? - No, I haven't decided yet. 808 01:15:42,047 --> 01:15:45,403 Up to now! Maybe because you didn't feel safe. 809 01:15:45,447 --> 01:15:49,725 ln this room I will give you security. This is the " security room "! 810 01:15:49,767 --> 01:15:53,043 - Your security to take me to bed? - No,what are you saying? 811 01:15:53,087 --> 01:15:56,875 Yes! - Ah! - I want you! I want you! - No! 812 01:15:56,927 --> 01:16:00,158 - Kiss me! - No! - Kiss Me...! 813 01:16:02,567 --> 01:16:04,558 Dov è? Stefania! 814 01:16:05,127 --> 01:16:08,278 - Don't get closer anymore! Enough! - Enough! - No! 815 01:16:08,327 --> 01:16:10,478 Stop! Let me conquer you softly! 816 01:16:12,327 --> 01:16:16,002 Stop! You can not escape me, you understand or not? I'll get you! 817 01:16:16,047 --> 01:16:19,642 - Go away, leave me alone, monster! - I want you to be mine! 818 01:16:19,687 --> 01:16:21,715 Come here! - No! 819 01:16:21,915 --> 01:16:25,717 Ah, I got you! - Leave me! 820 01:16:25,767 --> 01:16:29,123 Relax! Stay. Stop. 821 01:16:29,167 --> 01:16:31,893 I want you, you understand? Tell me yes! 822 01:16:32,093 --> 01:16:33,797 No! - Tell me yes! - No! 823 01:16:33,847 --> 01:16:38,159 Here I take the decisions! I am the man! 824 01:16:38,487 --> 01:16:40,039 Stop, beast! 825 01:16:44,087 --> 01:16:47,124 This not only resists me, but beats me, also! 826 01:16:49,167 --> 01:16:53,604 What happened?I'll explain you later. - This way, soon! - Wait! 827 01:16:56,767 --> 01:16:59,840 - But where are we going? - Trust me! 828 01:17:04,807 --> 01:17:06,798 Come on, get up. 829 01:17:20,887 --> 01:17:24,357 Yes, I understand, but don't you think you exaggerated a little? 830 01:17:24,407 --> 01:17:26,991 You invented all those stories about Camorra! 831 01:17:27,191 --> 01:17:28,366 And then that note. 832 01:17:28,407 --> 01:17:32,400 - Now, when I think about it, I laugh. - I don't think you want to laugh! 833 01:17:32,607 --> 01:17:34,361 It's true, in fact I would want to cry. 834 01:17:37,967 --> 01:17:40,800 - But why did you act like that? - You don't understand? 835 01:17:40,847 --> 01:17:42,151 I understand that you are a liar and a swindler. 836 01:17:43,711 --> 01:17:47,388 I'm in love, that's all. I understood that when you I met that idiot. 837 01:17:48,364 --> 01:17:49,620 I was gelous, I was afraid that you might marry him. 838 01:17:52,486 --> 01:17:53,665 Stefania... my love. 839 01:20:05,138 --> 01:20:08,963 Stefania! Hold on! I arrive! 840 01:20:27,801 --> 01:20:32,764 - Greetings! - Best wishes and sons! How nice! 841 01:21:00,656 --> 01:21:02,897 Also to the lady! And what's strange? 842 01:21:08,647 --> 01:21:13,323 Congratulations! What do you do? 843 01:21:23,167 --> 01:21:26,648 The bouquet! Within the year I will be married. 844 01:21:26,848 --> 01:21:29,800 The lucky one will be happy! Yes. 845 01:21:32,407 --> 01:21:38,118 - Madam... " Thank you. " Ernestine. 846 01:21:57,633 --> 01:22:00,980 Thank you. How embarrassed is the bride! 847 01:22:01,530 --> 01:22:03,381 By force, it's the first time she goes to bed with a married man! 848 01:22:13,364 --> 01:22:15,861 A little "to you... and a little" to me. Ah... 849 01:22:16,061 --> 01:22:18,558 A little "to you and a little" to me. Ah...! 850 01:22:20,144 --> 01:22:21,139 Thank you. 851 01:22:22,263 --> 01:22:27,384 Marriage is sacrifice, patience, spirit of understanding! 852 01:22:28,567 --> 01:22:31,443 - And "total dedication! - Right. 853 01:22:31,887 --> 01:22:33,386 Maybe for this I'm not married. 854 01:22:37,207 --> 01:22:40,995 For love! Marriage is the grave of sex. 855 01:22:41,047 --> 01:22:43,117 - You say? - Eh, yes... 856 01:22:43,167 --> 01:22:48,764 Every time I begin to make love, my husband arrives and ruin everything. 857 01:22:52,687 --> 01:22:55,247 It was awesome! You could tell me that you were virgin! 858 01:22:55,287 --> 01:22:58,194 Virgin? I did not have time to remove the tights. 859 01:22:58,394 --> 01:22:59,121 The tights? 860 01:23:08,687 --> 01:23:12,282 Hand in hand... we cut together. 861 01:23:17,247 --> 01:23:20,205 You have to take pictures of everything! 862 01:23:35,767 --> 01:23:40,238 How eager you are... A little patience, the night is near! 67846

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