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Donna.
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Where's the Icy Hot?
My shoulder's jacked.
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[Sighs]
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Oh. Never mind. I got it.
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[Sighs]
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There we go.
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[Grunting]
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[Groans] Get in there.
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Fire in the pit.
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I got fire in the pit!
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Aah!
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Ride it out.
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Aah!
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[Groans]
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Aah.
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Ohh.
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Whew.
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[Grunts]
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Ooh.
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Aah!
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Hot.
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Donna. Hey.
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- Donna.
- Hmm?
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You got to help me.
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Switch sides. My shoulder is killing me.
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Just roll over.
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I can't. I've slept
this way for 20 years.
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Please stop talking.
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Okay.
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[Grunts]
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[Sighs] There we go.
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[Sighs]
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Ow!
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What?!
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- I'm sorry.
- What are you doing?!
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My shoulder's hurt. I can't sleep.
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- So you throw a book at me?!
- No.
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I was just... I was
trying to build a wall.
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What? Why?
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I didn't expect to see
your face like that.
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Like what?
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Nothing. It's just your, uh...
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Your sleepy face is just a little...
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Uh, it's just a little disconcerting.
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So you're saying I'm ugly?
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No. No.
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I'm just saying...
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you're an ugly sleeper, you know.
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Hmm.
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But conscious, you're a 10.
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I mean, I didn't even know...
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You're way out of my league now,
when you're awake.
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Whatever. Good night.
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Could you do me a solid
and face the other way?
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Seriously?
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- It's just...
- No. This is how I sleep.
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All right, then, can we switch sides
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and I'll look at the closet
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and you can be back behind me
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making all the zombie faces you want?
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[Scoffs]
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Unbelievable.
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[Sighs]
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- I really appreciate it.
- Such a baby!
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[Groans]
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So, I'll just rest in this
gully you've carved out.
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It's like sleeping in a fat canoe.
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♪ I am not your ordinary guy ♪
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Wow.
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Never knew you had such
a great view of the TV
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from your side of the bed.
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There's no glare. Sound
really comes alive.
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Okay, well, don't get used to it,
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because soon as your shoulder's better,
we're switching back.
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You know it's like five steps
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from your side of the
bed to the bathroom?
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It's like a step and a
half from the closet.
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All right. Well, I
will update my records.
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Where's my lip balm?
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It's gotta be like 30
steps from my side.
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That's a massive time-saver for you.
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Okay, well, sweetie, please,
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just write down
everything, all right...
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How many steps it is
from here to the kitchen,
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here to your friend's house...
Whatever you want.
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And I promise, when I get back,
we'll talk about it, okay?
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You don't really mean that, do you?
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I don't. Love you.
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♪
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Man: This week's Iron Vegan Challenge
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was exceptionally difficult.
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Each of you very talented
chefs were tasked
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with making a vegan fondue
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with nothing but
chickpeas, curried lentils,
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and water from the Dead Sea.
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Renee, the judges have spoken,
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and they find your fondue
to be more of a fon-don't.
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Take your knives and leave
the kitchen immediately.
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[Sobbing]
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Is Chale crying at a cooking show?
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Shh!
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Mom.
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Jack, stop it.
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Hey, you said
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if we see something, say something.
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That was weird.
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It was.
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Okay, look. Show's over.
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It's bedtime, anyway. Let's go.
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[Sniffles]
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Babe. You were crying pretty good there.
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Renee getting eliminated
caught me off-guard.
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Did you see that?
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Oh, honey. It was kind of hard not to.
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Now, is there any...
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[Chuckles, sighs]
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[Cries] I need a minute.
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Is there a chance that
maybe a member of his family
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was killed on a cooking show?
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I wish.
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I mean, I love him so much,
and I'm going to marry him,
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but is it bad that I want
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to dial down his emotions a little bit?
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Well, it's not wrong, honey.
It's just impossible.
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You can't change people, you know?
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If you could, your father
wouldn't have lucky sweatpants.
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Yeah, I just think
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with him moving down
here and living with us,
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you know,
he doesn't have any guy friends anymore.
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Oh! Maybe he could hang out
with Dad and his buddies.
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Ooh, honey, no.
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That's just throwing
Chale into a piranha tank.
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All that'd be left are bones
and his little glasses.
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Mom, I have to do something.
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Okay, and I hear you,
but could we deal with it tomorrow?
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I gotta go rotate our mattress.
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That memory foam can't
seem to forget your father.
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♪
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3, 4, 5 steps from her side of the bed,
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and boom... She's hitting porcelain.
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So, you're, like, twice as far away.
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It's more than that.
It's like a marathon.
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Halfway to the bathroom,
I'm getting passed by a Kenyan.
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I'm guessing people from a lot
of countries are passing you.
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[Chuckles]
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Easy, guy. I don't see your shirt
coming off in the pool, either.
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Anyway, she took over the bedroom,
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and forget the bathroom.
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Her sink space is like this.
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Mine... right there.
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Okay, bad news, guy.
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It's not just the
bedroom and the bathroom.
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Donna's changed up the whole house.
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What are you talking about?
You're out of your mind.
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Oh, am I?
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I've been divorced three times, pal.
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I know women.
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You don't believe me?
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That's your favorite chair, right?
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Let me ask you one simple question.
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Does it recline like the old one?
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It goes with everything
else in the room.
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Right, right. But does it recline?
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It was a floor model. We got 10% off it.
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I understand. Does it recline?
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- We got free delivery, you know.
- Does it recline?!
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No, it doesn't recline!
I hate this chair!
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All right, fan out, boys.
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Let's take inventory
of everything she did.
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All right? This ends now.
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Let's go.
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I'm guessing this juicer ain't yours.
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Prime location, right near an outlet.
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That's where my George
Foreman grill used to be.
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I loved that thing.
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Bad news on the DVR.
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- What's up?
- You don't want to know.
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Hit me!
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"Say Yes to the Dress," 14 episodes...
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Some of them repeats.
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Wow, yeah, I'm telling you, man,
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this... This is not good.
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Well, hey, we just retired.
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We're gonna start seeing things.
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I just found out
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the stray cat that's been
hanging around outside our house
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is actually our cat.
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You got one hot sauce in here,
and it's way in the back.
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This whole fridge is a joke.
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Okay, you know what?
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Just shut the door, all right?
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I'm getting a blast of cold air
on the back of my neck, and...
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Wait a second.
That's why she had me sit here.
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She told me it was
the head of the table.
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It's a round table, guy.
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A-And look at this.
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Her coffee mug, right
in the place of honor.
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And mine, it's way up he...
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[Groans]
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Wait a second.
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That's how I hurt my shoulder.
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Go... Aah.
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Aah!
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Okay, whatever you're doing...
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Aah! I got it!
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I'd stop.
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Duff, just do me a favor.
Get me an ice pack.
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No can do.
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All you got is Brussels
sprouts and frozen yogurt.
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It's like you don't even exist.
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♪
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♪
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Hey, babe.
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What's up?
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I'll tell you what's up... The jig.
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The jig?
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That's right. It's up.
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You almost got away with it, too.
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What are you talking about?
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This house and everything in it,
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and how it's all for your benefit.
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Let's start with your coffee mug, huh?
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Yours is right here,
next to the coffee maker.
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And mine... Way up in Bursitis County!
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That is how I hurt my shoulder.
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No, you hurt your shoulder
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doing a cartwheel at the bowling alley.
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That was not my shoulder.
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That was my ankle,
because I stuck the landing.
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Let me ask you a couple questions.
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Where's my George Foreman grill,
and where's my recliner?
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Probably up in the attic,
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with all the other stuff
you bought and don't use.
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Oh, you got an answer for everything,
don't you?
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And this refrigerator is a joke.
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Oh, now you're mad at the fridge?
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Yeah. You know what? You feel that?
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Do you feel that?
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All that cold air that hits my neck
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when I'm in the chair
that you made me sit at.
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- What?!
- Yeah.
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You begged to sit in
this chair, remember?
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You wanted your back to the microwave
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so you could be surprised by the ding.
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You chose this seat.
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Did I?
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Who really chooses...
The person who chooses
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or the person who creates
the illusion of choice?
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The person who chooses.
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Are you saying that I somehow
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Jedi mind-tricked you into all this?
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Look, I don't know what
techniques you use or don't use.
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Okay, sweetheart,
obviously, you are upset.
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- No, no, no, no.
- Okay?
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Upset is when you find a
little black French fry
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in your box of onion rings, okay?
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I am beyond, and I'm making changes now.
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If I want a beanbag
chair in the bathroom,
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I'm getting a beanbag
chair in the bathroom.
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No.
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Babe, this house, it works, okay?
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It's like a beautiful old sweater
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that I have been knitting for years.
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Please don't come in and
start pulling threads.
265
00:10:50,807 --> 00:10:51,745
This isn't working for me.
266
00:10:51,770 --> 00:10:53,348
And I hear you, all right?
267
00:10:53,373 --> 00:10:54,682
But don't get mad at me
268
00:10:54,707 --> 00:10:56,257
for decisions that were already made.
269
00:10:56,282 --> 00:10:58,033
I can't go back in time and change them.
270
00:10:58,059 --> 00:11:00,005
But you are right, all right?
271
00:11:00,030 --> 00:11:01,426
You should be making decisions.
272
00:11:01,451 --> 00:11:02,190
Thank you.
273
00:11:02,215 --> 00:11:04,002
Okay, so let's make a deal, okay?
274
00:11:04,027 --> 00:11:05,202
From this moment on,
275
00:11:05,227 --> 00:11:08,261
you and I have to agree on everything.
276
00:11:08,404 --> 00:11:09,795
That's all I've been trying to say.
277
00:11:09,820 --> 00:11:11,964
And I'm moving my mug right
over by the coffee maker.
278
00:11:11,989 --> 00:11:13,983
Okay, fine. You win. You win.
279
00:11:14,008 --> 00:11:16,275
All right? We are copacetic.
280
00:11:16,626 --> 00:11:18,712
Yeah. Copacetic.
281
00:11:18,737 --> 00:11:19,808
Great.
282
00:11:20,080 --> 00:11:22,756
I'm gonna go get caught up on
"Say Yes to the Dress."
283
00:11:24,747 --> 00:11:26,683
And I'm gonna look up
the word "copacetic."
284
00:11:27,254 --> 00:11:29,960
♪
285
00:11:30,319 --> 00:11:32,954
So, I put the hammer down, you know?
286
00:11:32,979 --> 00:11:34,345
She gave me some dance-around
287
00:11:34,370 --> 00:11:36,520
about a fuzzy sweater and all that.
288
00:11:36,545 --> 00:11:38,918
And I told her, "Hey. No mas." You know?
289
00:11:40,334 --> 00:11:42,681
Anyway, we're copacetic now.
290
00:11:42,706 --> 00:11:44,240
So, let me get this straight.
291
00:11:44,264 --> 00:11:47,096
She let you move one coffee
cup and you're happy?
292
00:11:47,122 --> 00:11:48,644
Not happy... Copacetic.
293
00:11:50,056 --> 00:11:51,565
And bonus...
294
00:11:51,590 --> 00:11:53,713
Anything we want to
change in the future,
295
00:11:53,739 --> 00:11:55,172
we both got to agree on.
296
00:11:55,197 --> 00:11:56,581
It's a total victory.
297
00:11:56,605 --> 00:11:58,420
What are you talking about, guy?
298
00:11:58,445 --> 00:12:00,357
You just argued your
way back to status quo.
299
00:12:00,382 --> 00:12:02,749
No, I'm telling you, I-I won.
She even said, "You win."
300
00:12:04,403 --> 00:12:05,881
She lollipopped you.
301
00:12:05,906 --> 00:12:07,078
What?
302
00:12:07,384 --> 00:12:09,691
Yeah. It's like with my kids.
303
00:12:09,716 --> 00:12:11,316
Whenever they want something big,
304
00:12:11,341 --> 00:12:12,907
I give them a lollipop,
305
00:12:12,932 --> 00:12:14,724
and they forget about the big thing.
306
00:12:15,529 --> 00:12:19,081
So, his lollipop...
307
00:12:19,290 --> 00:12:21,204
is your coffee cup.
308
00:12:22,476 --> 00:12:24,537
Yeah, I did the math, Chewbacca.
309
00:12:25,211 --> 00:12:27,211
♪
310
00:12:29,255 --> 00:12:31,689
Hey, Uncle Kyle,
thanks again for doing this.
311
00:12:31,714 --> 00:12:34,447
And please don't say anything
to Chale about what we're doing,
312
00:12:34,472 --> 00:12:36,040
'cause it would really
hurt his feelings.
313
00:12:36,066 --> 00:12:37,388
Gotcha.
314
00:12:37,413 --> 00:12:39,752
A couple of tatted-up
Brazilians fighting in a cage,
315
00:12:39,776 --> 00:12:41,247
some beers... [Chuckles]
316
00:12:41,273 --> 00:12:43,165
We're gonna have your guy
manned up in about an hour.
317
00:12:44,582 --> 00:12:46,216
Give me a weekend,
318
00:12:46,241 --> 00:12:48,524
I'll kill every emotion he's got.
319
00:12:49,244 --> 00:12:51,932
No, no. Just your basic
manning-up package.
320
00:12:51,957 --> 00:12:53,678
We don't need him dead behind the eyes.
321
00:12:53,738 --> 00:12:57,106
All right! Let's prepare to tussle!
322
00:12:58,315 --> 00:13:00,553
Okay, I've got some studying to do,
323
00:13:00,578 --> 00:13:01,834
so I'm gonna go grab my books.
324
00:13:01,859 --> 00:13:03,459
You have chips, some beer,
325
00:13:03,484 --> 00:13:05,550
so enjoy the whup-ass!
326
00:13:07,664 --> 00:13:09,565
What's up, bud?
327
00:13:09,590 --> 00:13:11,023
Oh, this fight's gonna be great.
328
00:13:11,048 --> 00:13:13,079
This guy Novack is an animal.
329
00:13:13,104 --> 00:13:13,940
Ooh.
330
00:13:13,965 --> 00:13:15,246
He once bit off a guy's ear.
331
00:13:15,271 --> 00:13:17,460
The ref put it on ice so
they could reattach it.
332
00:13:17,484 --> 00:13:18,588
[Laughs]
333
00:13:18,614 --> 00:13:20,214
I mean, he can wear glasses and stuff,
334
00:13:20,239 --> 00:13:22,172
but they just don't
sit right on his face.
335
00:13:22,197 --> 00:13:23,466
Here we go!
336
00:13:23,491 --> 00:13:24,789
Announcer: Before this
next fight starts,
337
00:13:24,814 --> 00:13:27,581
a bittersweet backstory on Vladi Novack.
338
00:13:27,606 --> 00:13:30,791
He grew up in a refugee
camp in war-torn Croatia
339
00:13:30,816 --> 00:13:33,086
where his only friend
was his grandmother.
340
00:13:33,111 --> 00:13:34,358
He vowed to give her
341
00:13:34,383 --> 00:13:36,016
a better life in the United States.
342
00:13:36,041 --> 00:13:39,686
Sadly, undiagnosed
diabetes claimed her life
343
00:13:39,711 --> 00:13:42,150
within hours of arriving in New York
344
00:13:42,175 --> 00:13:43,891
before she could ever see
345
00:13:43,916 --> 00:13:47,098
the beautiful new home
Novack bought for her.
346
00:13:47,123 --> 00:13:50,423
Novack has dedicated this
fight to all the grandmothers
347
00:13:50,448 --> 00:13:53,349
sitting in refugee camps
around the world tonight.
348
00:13:53,374 --> 00:13:55,937
Okay, what happened?!
I was gone for two minutes.
349
00:13:55,962 --> 00:13:58,562
[Voice breaking] He bought
his sick grandmother a house.
350
00:13:59,928 --> 00:14:02,368
[Voice breaking] And
she never got to see it.
351
00:14:02,393 --> 00:14:04,460
♪
352
00:14:07,798 --> 00:14:09,865
- Hey, ki... ids.
- Hey, Mom.
353
00:14:09,898 --> 00:14:12,302
You want a grilled cheese waffle?
354
00:14:12,326 --> 00:14:14,526
Um... n-no, thank you.
355
00:14:14,551 --> 00:14:15,933
Where'd this chair come from?
356
00:14:15,959 --> 00:14:18,613
Dad did it. It's awesome, right?
357
00:14:20,572 --> 00:14:23,107
There's a beanbag chair in the bathroom.
358
00:14:23,132 --> 00:14:24,975
Also awesome!
359
00:14:30,623 --> 00:14:32,458
[Scoffs]
360
00:14:32,483 --> 00:14:34,549
Whoa. Buzzkill.
361
00:14:34,574 --> 00:14:36,101
Hey.
362
00:14:36,126 --> 00:14:38,026
I saw the recliner in the kitchen.
363
00:14:38,051 --> 00:14:39,778
That's classy.
364
00:14:40,342 --> 00:14:41,641
What is that smell?
365
00:14:41,666 --> 00:14:42,550
My candle.
366
00:14:42,575 --> 00:14:43,707
It smells like meatloaf.
367
00:14:43,732 --> 00:14:44,913
'Cause it's a meatloaf candle.
368
00:14:44,938 --> 00:14:46,813
Ew!
369
00:14:47,693 --> 00:14:49,261
And what are you wearing?
370
00:14:49,286 --> 00:14:50,318
Well, I was up in the attic,
371
00:14:50,343 --> 00:14:52,209
and I found my leg-compression pants
372
00:14:52,234 --> 00:14:54,127
that give me a spa-quality massage.
373
00:14:54,152 --> 00:14:56,411
And my ab-shocker... Found this.
374
00:14:56,436 --> 00:14:59,670
Yeah. Six-pack abs with
ab-solutely no exercise.
375
00:14:59,695 --> 00:15:01,397
[Sighing] Ohh.
376
00:15:01,423 --> 00:15:02,789
You're kidding me.
377
00:15:02,814 --> 00:15:03,846
I'm not kidding you,
378
00:15:03,871 --> 00:15:06,105
and I'm starting my workout right now.
379
00:15:06,130 --> 00:15:08,316
- [Grunts] Ooh.
- Honey.
380
00:15:08,340 --> 00:15:10,128
I thought that we had an agreement
381
00:15:10,154 --> 00:15:13,455
that we were going to
discuss things like this.
382
00:15:13,661 --> 00:15:15,413
Let's talk about it.
383
00:15:15,438 --> 00:15:17,140
Ooh.
384
00:15:17,664 --> 00:15:20,111
While I lay back here,
385
00:15:20,136 --> 00:15:21,919
get a little ab workout,
386
00:15:21,943 --> 00:15:25,570
and watch the latest
Jason Bourne ♪ DVD ♪
387
00:15:26,399 --> 00:15:29,022
Well, you sound like an iiidiot.
388
00:15:29,783 --> 00:15:31,430
Turn that thing off.
389
00:15:31,455 --> 00:15:32,923
Okay. I'm turning it off.
390
00:15:33,059 --> 00:15:34,743
Not because you told me to...
391
00:15:34,768 --> 00:15:36,996
Because my workout's over, anyway.
392
00:15:37,544 --> 00:15:38,910
Abs feel like they're popping.
393
00:15:38,935 --> 00:15:40,066
Can you see them through the shirt?
394
00:15:40,091 --> 00:15:42,146
You catching them?
395
00:15:43,928 --> 00:15:45,401
Where's the TV?
396
00:15:45,490 --> 00:15:47,089
Oh. It's right over there.
397
00:15:47,488 --> 00:15:49,021
Mm. Follow the thumb.
398
00:15:49,046 --> 00:15:50,508
Yeah.
399
00:15:51,662 --> 00:15:53,029
Oh!
400
00:15:53,054 --> 00:15:54,860
- TV on the ceiling!
- Yeah.
401
00:15:54,885 --> 00:15:55,933
That's ridiculous!
402
00:15:55,966 --> 00:15:58,292
Why don't you just staple
some magazines up there, too,
403
00:15:58,317 --> 00:16:00,792
and we can both read
without using our arms?
404
00:16:00,817 --> 00:16:02,370
Tell you what... I'll consider it,
405
00:16:02,395 --> 00:16:04,490
but how are we gonna turn the pages?
406
00:16:04,714 --> 00:16:06,569
Now, if you'll excuse me,
407
00:16:06,594 --> 00:16:08,138
it's time to improve the circulation
408
00:16:08,163 --> 00:16:09,557
in my walking sticks.
409
00:16:11,006 --> 00:16:12,507
- [Whirring]
- Here we go.
410
00:16:12,532 --> 00:16:14,759
I know you think you're being cute,
411
00:16:14,784 --> 00:16:17,551
but all of this is
going back to the attic.
412
00:16:17,576 --> 00:16:21,036
Sorry, I can't hear ya!
Got leg bags inflatin'.
413
00:16:21,346 --> 00:16:23,040
Hope it's copacetic.
414
00:16:24,604 --> 00:16:25,937
[Sighs]
415
00:16:25,962 --> 00:16:28,119
Man, that feels good.
416
00:16:28,835 --> 00:16:30,376
Wow. That got tight quick.
417
00:16:32,117 --> 00:16:33,420
Ohh.
418
00:16:33,445 --> 00:16:34,862
Oh, come on. Get lower, man.
419
00:16:34,887 --> 00:16:35,676
Aah.
420
00:16:35,701 --> 00:16:36,575
Hey, Donna!
421
00:16:36,787 --> 00:16:37,920
Aah!
422
00:16:37,945 --> 00:16:38,977
Donna!
423
00:16:39,002 --> 00:16:40,001
[Groans]
424
00:16:40,026 --> 00:16:41,225
Hey, Donna!
425
00:16:41,250 --> 00:16:42,783
Ohh!
426
00:16:42,808 --> 00:16:44,408
Aah!
427
00:16:50,543 --> 00:16:52,177
Ohh!
428
00:16:54,845 --> 00:16:57,297
Donna! Donna!
429
00:16:57,322 --> 00:16:59,351
- Donna!
- What the hell?!
430
00:16:59,376 --> 00:17:02,471
Unplug my pants! Unplug my pants!
431
00:17:03,245 --> 00:17:04,712
- [Air hisses]
- Okay.
432
00:17:04,737 --> 00:17:06,837
That's not working!
They're still compressing!
433
00:17:06,862 --> 00:17:08,768
- Cut 'em off me! Cut 'em off me!
- All right.
434
00:17:08,793 --> 00:17:09,728
Okay.
435
00:17:09,753 --> 00:17:11,401
- Cut 'em off me!
- Okay. Okay.
436
00:17:11,426 --> 00:17:12,869
Hold on a second. Careful with that.
437
00:17:12,894 --> 00:17:14,246
[Groans]
438
00:17:14,271 --> 00:17:16,062
- [Air hissing]
- Aah! Oh!
439
00:17:16,086 --> 00:17:18,093
Aah! Ohh.
440
00:17:18,754 --> 00:17:20,722
Aah. Ohh.
441
00:17:20,747 --> 00:17:22,490
Okay.
442
00:17:22,515 --> 00:17:23,548
[Sighs]
443
00:17:23,573 --> 00:17:24,534
Are you okay?
444
00:17:24,559 --> 00:17:26,354
Yeah.
445
00:17:28,093 --> 00:17:29,594
Ohh.
446
00:17:29,819 --> 00:17:31,685
[Exhales sharply]
447
00:17:31,710 --> 00:17:33,643
Now I remember why I
stopped using these things.
448
00:17:33,668 --> 00:17:36,338
- They're crazy-dangerous.
- Mm.
449
00:17:36,363 --> 00:17:41,393
So, obviously,
this is not just about making decisions.
450
00:17:41,890 --> 00:17:43,572
What's going on?
451
00:17:43,597 --> 00:17:45,295
[Sighs]
452
00:17:45,683 --> 00:17:47,652
I'm... I'm the George Foreman grill.
453
00:17:47,677 --> 00:17:48,628
There you go.
454
00:17:48,653 --> 00:17:50,386
What are you talking about?
455
00:17:50,431 --> 00:17:51,698
I just looked around the house
456
00:17:51,723 --> 00:17:54,090
at all this stuff that
I wasn't a part of,
457
00:17:54,115 --> 00:17:55,414
and... I don't know.
458
00:17:55,439 --> 00:17:56,934
I felt like I was somebody who was just,
like,
459
00:17:56,959 --> 00:17:59,052
shoved up in the attic
with all this other junk.
460
00:17:59,368 --> 00:18:01,729
I feel like I don't matter.
461
00:18:01,754 --> 00:18:03,877
Oh, honey, no. You matter.
462
00:18:03,903 --> 00:18:05,469
And I'm sorry if I did anything
463
00:18:05,494 --> 00:18:07,433
to make you feel like you didn't.
464
00:18:08,627 --> 00:18:10,693
You know, maybe I did
465
00:18:10,718 --> 00:18:13,570
subconsciously do some stuff for me,
466
00:18:13,595 --> 00:18:15,674
but my intention was
always just to make this
467
00:18:15,699 --> 00:18:17,286
a big, happy house for all of us.
468
00:18:17,311 --> 00:18:19,216
And you did an amazing job, all right?
469
00:18:19,241 --> 00:18:21,274
It's just... I'm home now.
470
00:18:21,553 --> 00:18:22,652
- Yeah.
- You know?
471
00:18:22,677 --> 00:18:24,377
And I have ideas, too.
472
00:18:25,308 --> 00:18:28,730
I just need you to
trust that my ideas...
473
00:18:40,085 --> 00:18:42,184
my ideas are valid.
474
00:18:45,360 --> 00:18:48,600
All this stuff is going back.
475
00:18:48,624 --> 00:18:50,323
Not my meatloaf candle.
476
00:18:53,112 --> 00:18:54,412
Fine.
477
00:18:54,771 --> 00:18:56,720
Total victory.
478
00:18:57,523 --> 00:18:59,785
♪
479
00:19:00,169 --> 00:19:02,103
[Dog whimpering]
480
00:19:02,128 --> 00:19:04,395
[Somber music playing]
481
00:19:07,876 --> 00:19:10,044
[Sniffling]
482
00:19:22,818 --> 00:19:25,052
Hey, what's going on with you?
483
00:19:25,077 --> 00:19:26,043
Nothing.
484
00:19:26,068 --> 00:19:27,768
Good movie. Glad I picked it.
485
00:19:30,195 --> 00:19:32,163
Dog's having a rough day.
486
00:19:33,473 --> 00:19:35,085
But this is really sad.
487
00:19:35,110 --> 00:19:36,443
I mean, the dog is dying,
488
00:19:36,445 --> 00:19:38,946
and the kitten just
went over a waterfall.
489
00:19:39,138 --> 00:19:40,437
Nothing?
490
00:19:40,682 --> 00:19:44,110
Your Uncle Kyle told
me your little plan.
491
00:19:44,135 --> 00:19:47,903
Apparently,
you want an emotionless dreamboat.
492
00:19:48,082 --> 00:19:51,393
Well... you got him.
493
00:19:56,938 --> 00:19:59,501
Okay, Chale, look, I
made a huge mistake.
494
00:19:59,526 --> 00:20:01,516
I-I shouldn't have tried to change you.
495
00:20:01,541 --> 00:20:04,943
Just be who you are, because...
I love that person.
496
00:20:05,040 --> 00:20:06,148
Really?
497
00:20:06,172 --> 00:20:07,402
Yeah.
498
00:20:07,643 --> 00:20:08,909
Okay, good.
499
00:20:08,934 --> 00:20:11,651
Because when the kitten
went over the waterfall,
500
00:20:11,676 --> 00:20:14,137
[Sobbing] he had his little...
501
00:20:14,772 --> 00:20:17,409
It was just... It was too much.
502
00:20:17,434 --> 00:20:19,526
You okay [Sobs] with this?
503
00:20:20,371 --> 00:20:21,507
More or less.
504
00:20:21,532 --> 00:20:23,361
Oh, thank you.
505
00:20:23,386 --> 00:20:25,386
[Sobbing]
506
00:20:25,584 --> 00:20:27,177
Oh.
507
00:20:27,202 --> 00:20:29,833
I'm sorry it didn't work out, Chale.
508
00:20:31,632 --> 00:20:32,934
If it's any consolation,
509
00:20:32,959 --> 00:20:35,167
I'll pay for your
flight back to England.
510
00:20:36,040 --> 00:20:37,639
Dad, we're not breaking up.
511
00:20:37,664 --> 00:20:39,044
Offer still stands.
512
00:20:39,069 --> 00:20:41,136
♪
513
00:20:41,651 --> 00:20:45,851
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