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[rock riff plays]
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I can't believe I get to go
to school with you guys.
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I'm nervous, but in a good way.
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Like at the end of an escalator.
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Gosh, I love this feeling.
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You are literally a Smurf.
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And I have my best friends with me
to show me the ropes.
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[rock music playing]
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You have to know
who is who at Point Place High.
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There's the jocks.
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Hey, woman. Can I borrow five dollars?
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I repeatedly asked you
not to call me "woman."
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But you're a girl,
and girls are baby women,
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so vis-a-vis, can I get that five dollars?
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[locker clangs]
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-Why does he talk like that?
-This is a really bad school.
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That's where the horniest guys here
hang out.
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Hey, girl.
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Ugh! As if!
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That's the Point Place Mafia.
They think they rule the school.
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I don't care how many people died
in that traffic pile-up.
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I want chocolate milk
in the vending machine by end of day.
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Who's that?
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Stay away from them.
Those are the baddest bitches at school.
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The staff approaching retirement.
They've got nothing to lose.
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What the hell are you looking at, new kid?
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-Grandma?
-Go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
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[rock music ends]
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Even in your fantasies, you're the nerd.
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Let's not rush this. We still have
one more night left of summer,
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and we always spend it together
on the roof of the school.
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[sighs] Really?
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Yeah. Kind of sets the tone for the year.
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Inside that school,
they're trying to put us in a box.
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You can't put us in a box...
if we're on top of the box.
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And I like to pee off the roof
and try to make it into the trash can.
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Hey, everyone has their reasons,
and that's why it's so special.
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We need good snacks this time.
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Last year, this one brought
a watermelon with no knife.
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I didn't know how hard they were to peel.
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Cops, cops, everybody be cool.
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It's just my mom.
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Actually, today I'm more cop than mom.
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Mom Cop. I'd watch the hell out of that.
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Listen, I love
that Leia's found her people.
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Seeing her surrounded with friends
who love her warms my heart.
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But know this.
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You're all delinquents,
and I trust none of you.
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What? We're just six American teenagers
working hard and dreaming big.
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Gwen, sweetie, zip it.
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Everybody listen up.
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I see you.
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I've been you.
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And if you corrupt my daughter,
I will destroy you.
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As for you, if you screw this up,
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you're going to the same all-girls school
I was forced to go to.
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Our Lady of Perpetual Sorrow.
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Does she get to wear the uniform?
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Ask me that again.
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No, ma'am.
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Okay, Mom. Let's go have a cup of tea.
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-They get it.
-Really? Does he get it?
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Does she get it?
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If you mess with her, you're gonna get it.
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-Mom, calm down.
-I am calm. Don't touch me.
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You know, that is so insulting.
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We're still getting Leia blazed
on the roof, right?
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Yeah. We're delinquents.
This is what we do.
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[theme music playing]
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{\an8}♪ Hanging out down the street ♪
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{\an8}♪ The same old thing we did last week ♪
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{\an8}♪ Not a thing to do ♪
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{\an8}♪ But talk to you ♪
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{\an8}♪ We're all all right
We're all all right ♪
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{\an8}Hello, Wisconsin!
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I am so excited
that school is starting tomorrow.
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{\an8}Oh! Did I tell you that nurse's outfit
I found on the sale rack is a bust?
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{\an8}You don't need fishnets
to check a kid for lice.
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{\an8}Hold up. School's starting tomorrow?
Why is it starting on a Saturday?
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{\an8}Do you just wander through life
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{\an8}until someone tells you what day it is?
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{\an8}I'll be honest. Most days,
you don't need to know what day it is.
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{\an8}What's this?
Where's the backpack I got for Leia?
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{\an8}Oh. I returned it. Not enough pockets.
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{\an8}But check this one out.
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{\an8}This big pocket has a tiny pocket inside
just for ChapStick.
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{\an8}Come on. That is adorable.
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{\an8}Okay. I get that this is coming
from a good place,
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{\an8}or a place that's so deeply rooted
in who you are we'll never change it,
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{\an8}but don't you think
you shoulda run this by me?
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{\an8}The backpack you bought her,
Donna, had one big pocket.
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{\an8}That's how you lose a ChapStick.
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{\an8}Red, am I being unreasonable here?
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{\an8}Always right, honey. Never been wrong.
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{\an8}Interesting. You're in charge
of Leia the whole summer,
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{\an8}but now Donna's bopping in and out.
How exactly is that gonna work?
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{\an8}[quietly] Why?
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{\an8}It's simple. I'm her mom,
so I get final say on things.
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{\an8}Well, I'm her grandma,
and I've been doing a grand job so far.
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{\an8}Listen. I was a teenager here.
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{\an8}We did all kinds of bad stuff
right under your nose.
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{\an8}For real, I'm worried
about your sense of smell.
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{\an8}If you're talking about that pet skunk
you had in the basement,
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{\an8}I knew all about it,
so have a little respect.
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{\an8}-Is this seriously gonna be a thing?
-Only if you make it one.
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{\an8}Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!
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{\an8}[rock riff playing]
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{\an8}It's a Mercedes now.
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{\an8}Have you ever heard the phrase
"putting lipstick on a pig?"
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{\an8}Heard it? I've done it.
And she looked beautiful.
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{\an8}You guys! My parents just found out
that I dropped AP Gov for music theory.
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{\an8}They completely lost their minds
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{\an8}and got rid of my guitar
without telling me.
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{\an8}How could they do that?
You love that guitar.
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{\an8}You wrote that song, "I Love My Guitar."
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{\an8}Those were just lyrics
you made up when I was tuning it.
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{\an8}Just like your other song.
"Strummy Strum Strum."
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♪ Strummy strum
Strummy strum strum strum... ♪
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Do not get that song
stuck in my head again.
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Wait, so where's your guitar now?
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At the pawn shop my mom goes to
when my parents have a big fight.
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She sells her wedding ring
and makes my dad buy it back.
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Yeah, these are the people
that are calling the shots in my life.
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Leia, you've got to come to the roof.
You know how Ozzie hates everything?
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He loves this.
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I only hate stupid things.
It's not my fault everything's stupid.
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Jay, you know I want to, but I can't.
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My mom will kill me.
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What if instead of the roof
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we do something during the day
on the ground and inside the school?
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That's just school.
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Leia, I know your mom
just tried to lay down the law,
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but that's exactly why you have to go.
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What if we get caught?
I can't go to Catholic school.
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My calves won't hold up the socks.
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It's not gonna happen.
I thought of everything.
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Like this year,
they locked the ladder to the roof.
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But easy fix... your grandma works there.
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[scoffs] I'll swipe her keys.
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No way. You cannot steal
my grandma's work keys.
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-That's next level. She could get fired.
-Okay. I get it.
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[sighs] I'll have to find
a different way up.
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Or down. Parachutes.
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See, babe?
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We've got options.
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Come on, Leia.
I really want us to all be together.
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-Let's do it.
-Hell yeah! Death to parents!
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Or just regular "hell yeah."
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Wait. How am I gonna get out of here
without my mom knowing?
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Leia, we're delinquents.
This is what we do.
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[rock music playing]
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Thanks again for the ride.
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Smoother, right?
That's German engineering.
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[bell dings]
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[bell dinging rapidly]
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[bell stops]
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Yes?
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Why are your hands so wet?
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You can't ask me that.
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And even if I told you,
you wouldn't believe it.
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Hey, Fenton. You work here now?
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You know this guy?
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He's our landlord.
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Former landlord. I fell on hard times
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and had to pawn all my things
to this dreadful place.
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I only work here to keep my eyes on them.
Get your sweaty bratwursts off my lamp!
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Um, I'm just here for this guitar.
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Oh.
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Her. Um, she's a collector's item.
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Once belonged
to the littlest Brady Bunch boy.
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You can have it for $800.
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What? My parents sold it to you yesterday.
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I'm sorry, honey. I need the funds.
I'm addicted to teeth whitening.
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I'd rather die
than let these chompers go yellow.
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Ah! Back away from the snakeskin boots!
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You do not have the arches!
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Uh, you don't understand.
This guitar means the world to me.
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Oh. [sighs]
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You delicate girl. [chuckles]
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I didn't realize
it meant the world to you.
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Oh, I'm getting very emotional.
Now it's $1,000.
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Come on. Why are you being such a jerk?
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Yes. I'm a little stinker.
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But I have something you want.
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And that's how empires are made.
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He's like a Batman villain.
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-The Pawn-guin.
-I'm not in the mood.
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[rock music plays]
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How's it been going with these two?
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It's been real quiet.
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But it's the kind of quiet
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where you don't know
if they're retreating or reloading.
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I made shrimp fajitas for dinner tonight.
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Oh, you know I'm allergic to shrimp.
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[mimics gun cocking]
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Well, you've always been picky.
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Well. My tongue swells and I can't talk.
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In that case, they're chicken fajitas.
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I know you're in the middle of a thing,
but it's pronounced fa-jee-tas. Carry on.
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Okay, let's start over.
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I think I overreacted about the backpack.
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-Thank you for always thinking of Leia.
-You're welcome.
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-It's just that when I'm here...
-Oh, there's more.
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When I'm here, I need to know
that you'll respect my decisions
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when it comes to her.
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So before you do anything,
can you please run it by me?
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Well, that sounds perfectly reasonable.
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I'm glad we talked.
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That was sweet.
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She will have one more thing to say.
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I have one more thing to say.
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And it comes from a place of love.
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[intensely] Why do you always try
to control everything I do?
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[shouting] It is suffocating!
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Now she's done.
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[rock music playing]
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Oh my God!
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[laughing] Leia!
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Sorry, I had a dream about that once,
and I was not gonna take a chance.
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It's a decoy in case
someone comes in here.
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[panting]
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I wanted to use the inflatable man
my mom has wine with, but...
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she was having wine with him.
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[rock riff plays]
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[chuckling quietly]
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Grandma?
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It's a little late.
Where are you kids headed?
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It's a "night before
the first day of school" tradition.
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Same.
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Grandma, it's the last night of summer.
I just wanna hang out with my friends.
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-Is that okay?
-I'm not sure.
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Your mother wants
final say on every decision.
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What do I know? I'm just a six-time
Mom of the Year award winner.
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And you know who gave me those?
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Her husband.
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So...
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00:12:36,756 --> 00:12:38,632
Well, your mom would say no.
238
00:12:40,092 --> 00:12:41,469
So...
239
00:12:41,969 --> 00:12:42,803
go have fun.
240
00:12:44,930 --> 00:12:47,057
Thank you, Mrs. Forman. You're the best.
241
00:12:47,141 --> 00:12:50,936
I am the best. Thank you for seeing me.
242
00:12:51,020 --> 00:12:53,022
[rock music playing]
243
00:12:59,695 --> 00:13:00,946
I got cantaloupes this year
244
00:13:01,030 --> 00:13:03,824
'cause Ozzie had so many problems
with the watermelon.
245
00:13:06,243 --> 00:13:07,661
Did you bring a knife?
246
00:13:08,579 --> 00:13:09,789
These need them too?
247
00:13:13,167 --> 00:13:14,251
[cantaloupe plops]
248
00:13:15,211 --> 00:13:17,087
Look at us. We're on the roof.
249
00:13:17,171 --> 00:13:20,800
Leia Forman's on the roof.
Gwen Runck is on the roof!
250
00:13:20,883 --> 00:13:23,761
Keep yelling like that,
and the police will be on the roof.
251
00:13:23,844 --> 00:13:25,513
Sorry, first roof.
252
00:13:26,305 --> 00:13:28,224
So, how did you get us up here?
253
00:13:28,307 --> 00:13:30,768
Oh. I, uh, picked the lock
with my pocket knife.
254
00:13:30,851 --> 00:13:33,145
You have a knife?
I just tossed my cantaloupe.
255
00:13:36,106 --> 00:13:38,400
It sucks we struck out at the pawn shop.
256
00:13:38,484 --> 00:13:39,485
It's fine.
257
00:13:40,653 --> 00:13:42,738
I think today was
the wake-up call I needed.
258
00:13:43,239 --> 00:13:45,282
No more music.
259
00:13:45,366 --> 00:13:46,659
No more dreams.
260
00:13:48,035 --> 00:13:50,454
I guess I'll just be
the first Filipina president.
261
00:13:51,163 --> 00:13:52,248
Or some dumb shit.
262
00:13:54,124 --> 00:13:57,044
That wouldn't be so bad.
You'd get to live on Mount Rushmore.
263
00:13:58,462 --> 00:14:00,881
You know what sucks most
about this whole thing?
264
00:14:03,634 --> 00:14:08,639
My parents act like...
they're looking out for me.
265
00:14:08,722 --> 00:14:09,598
But...
266
00:14:10,474 --> 00:14:13,143
the truth is
is that they don't believe in me.
267
00:14:16,313 --> 00:14:17,690
I don't even know what to say.
268
00:14:21,527 --> 00:14:23,279
But I think Jay Leno might.
269
00:14:26,866 --> 00:14:28,617
[imitating Leno] Actually, I don't.
270
00:14:29,869 --> 00:14:32,413
This is a pretty heavy situation.
271
00:14:34,665 --> 00:14:38,919
Look, you can see the cows
lining up to go into the cow day care.
272
00:14:40,504 --> 00:14:42,923
Do you ever wonder
why you don't see them come out?
273
00:14:44,967 --> 00:14:47,928
Guys! I made it into the trash can!
274
00:14:50,556 --> 00:14:52,182
And all around the trash can.
275
00:14:53,142 --> 00:14:54,852
[rock riff plays]
276
00:14:56,103 --> 00:14:58,063
My daughter. My backpack.
277
00:15:03,736 --> 00:15:04,737
Leia?
278
00:15:12,494 --> 00:15:13,454
Whoa.
279
00:15:14,496 --> 00:15:15,539
Delinquents!
280
00:15:17,458 --> 00:15:19,209
Oh my God!
281
00:15:20,127 --> 00:15:22,463
I knew you were gonna steal my backpack.
282
00:15:24,048 --> 00:15:25,215
Bigger problems!
283
00:15:26,759 --> 00:15:29,345
She snuck out with her friends.
I knew this would happen.
284
00:15:29,428 --> 00:15:31,096
Did you check all the bathrooms?
285
00:15:31,639 --> 00:15:34,767
Because when I wake up,
and Kitty's not there,
286
00:15:35,267 --> 00:15:39,688
next morning I always find
a copy of the Reader's Digest
287
00:15:39,772 --> 00:15:41,774
in the john downstairs.
288
00:15:43,359 --> 00:15:45,986
And that's how
you stay married for 40 years.
289
00:15:47,029 --> 00:15:48,364
She's not here.
290
00:15:48,447 --> 00:15:51,367
You know how I know that?
There's a fricking alien in her bed.
291
00:15:51,867 --> 00:15:56,747
Well, wherever she is, I'm sure she's safe
and making memories with her friends.
292
00:15:57,831 --> 00:15:59,291
You seem a little too calm.
293
00:15:59,875 --> 00:16:01,543
I stay cool under pressure.
294
00:16:03,545 --> 00:16:05,047
I'm an award-winning mom.
295
00:16:07,883 --> 00:16:10,052
-Uh-huh. What did you do?
-I didn't do anything.
296
00:16:10,135 --> 00:16:13,722
-Did you know Leia went out?
-You bet your sweet cheeks I did!
297
00:16:15,265 --> 00:16:17,476
It was my call, and I made it.
298
00:16:17,559 --> 00:16:20,229
You let my daughter go out
in the middle of the night
299
00:16:20,312 --> 00:16:21,522
just to spite me?
300
00:16:21,605 --> 00:16:22,815
You're unbelievable.
301
00:16:22,898 --> 00:16:24,900
Oh, it is not that big a deal.
302
00:16:24,984 --> 00:16:27,987
Why do you smell like an ashtray?
303
00:16:29,154 --> 00:16:32,950
I let our granddaughter walk out
into the dead of night.
304
00:16:33,033 --> 00:16:34,535
Let's focus on that, Red.
305
00:16:36,870 --> 00:16:38,998
This is ridiculous.
Let's just go find her.
306
00:16:47,548 --> 00:16:48,841
I've been framed.
307
00:16:49,675 --> 00:16:51,677
[rock riff plays]
308
00:16:52,594 --> 00:16:55,305
Sometimes I come up here
to catch teachers having affairs.
309
00:16:56,306 --> 00:16:58,183
That's how I got an A in woodshop.
310
00:16:59,393 --> 00:17:01,228
I can't believe
we get to do this all year now.
311
00:17:02,146 --> 00:17:04,440
Oh, did you think
I was gonna talk to you at school?
312
00:17:05,190 --> 00:17:07,776
I know you're kidding,
so I'm not even gonna worry about it.
313
00:17:08,277 --> 00:17:09,653
We'll talk about it tomorrow.
314
00:17:10,654 --> 00:17:11,488
Right?
315
00:17:12,072 --> 00:17:13,949
Right? Tell me you're kidding right now.
316
00:17:14,033 --> 00:17:14,992
I'm kidding.
317
00:17:15,868 --> 00:17:18,537
I knew it. It was funny
for both of us the whole time.
318
00:17:20,122 --> 00:17:21,915
[off-key chord strums]
319
00:17:23,917 --> 00:17:25,502
I thought that would sound better.
320
00:17:26,879 --> 00:17:30,090
It'll sound much better if you play it.
321
00:17:30,174 --> 00:17:31,467
My guitar?
322
00:17:32,259 --> 00:17:33,510
How did you get this?
323
00:17:33,594 --> 00:17:34,762
[rock chord plays]
324
00:17:34,845 --> 00:17:36,388
Oh. You're back.
325
00:17:36,472 --> 00:17:40,225
If I don't leave here with that guitar,
someone's gonna murder my entire family.
326
00:17:40,309 --> 00:17:41,727
I hope you said goodbye.
327
00:17:43,270 --> 00:17:45,230
I'm not leaving here without that guitar.
328
00:17:45,314 --> 00:17:47,733
-So what's it gonna take?
-Do you know Bette Midler?
329
00:17:48,525 --> 00:17:50,527
-No.
-Then you have nothing I want.
330
00:17:52,780 --> 00:17:54,448
How about I trade my van for that guitar?
331
00:17:54,531 --> 00:17:55,908
Hmm...
332
00:17:55,991 --> 00:17:57,826
Car for a guitar.
333
00:17:57,910 --> 00:17:59,453
Mmm... [smacks lips]
334
00:17:59,536 --> 00:18:01,538
Car for a... Deal.
335
00:18:03,582 --> 00:18:05,501
And I need a ride to the school.
336
00:18:05,584 --> 00:18:06,710
Every day?
337
00:18:06,794 --> 00:18:07,920
No, just right now.
338
00:18:08,003 --> 00:18:09,004
Oh.
339
00:18:09,588 --> 00:18:11,381
I thought I almost had a friend.
340
00:18:13,425 --> 00:18:14,760
You did that for me?
341
00:18:15,969 --> 00:18:18,639
But you loved your van.
You shouldn't have done that.
342
00:18:19,223 --> 00:18:20,057
Listen.
343
00:18:21,183 --> 00:18:24,061
Your parents might not
believe in you, but I do.
344
00:18:25,646 --> 00:18:26,480
Nate.
345
00:18:26,563 --> 00:18:29,274
["Always Be My Baby"
by Mariah Carey playing]
346
00:18:29,358 --> 00:18:31,860
[sighs] Damn, you make it hard
not to love you.
347
00:18:33,654 --> 00:18:35,114
-You said "hard."
-Stop talking.
348
00:18:36,406 --> 00:18:37,950
♪ Do do doop dum ♪
349
00:18:38,033 --> 00:18:39,243
Okay, somebody take this.
350
00:18:39,326 --> 00:18:41,829
♪ Do do doop do doop da dum ♪
351
00:18:42,579 --> 00:18:44,581
♪ Do do doop dum ♪
352
00:18:44,665 --> 00:18:46,250
Are you crying?
353
00:18:47,209 --> 00:18:48,043
I'm just...
354
00:18:48,836 --> 00:18:50,379
I'm so happy for that guy.
355
00:18:52,297 --> 00:18:54,007
And I left my Game Boy in his van.
356
00:18:54,091 --> 00:18:56,927
♪ No way, you're never gonna shake me ♪
357
00:18:57,010 --> 00:19:00,973
♪ Ooh, darling
'Cause you'll always be my baby ♪
358
00:19:01,056 --> 00:19:02,766
[song ends]
359
00:19:02,850 --> 00:19:06,228
Are we gonna watch these two perv out
or end this summer on a high note?
360
00:19:07,312 --> 00:19:08,605
[rock riff plays]
361
00:19:09,815 --> 00:19:11,483
I'm a crazy good cantalouper.
362
00:19:12,609 --> 00:19:13,986
Maybe I should go pro.
363
00:19:15,612 --> 00:19:19,783
But if you go pro,
you can't do it in the Olympics.
364
00:19:22,578 --> 00:19:24,204
Did you get better at kissing?
365
00:19:24,955 --> 00:19:26,623
I think my mouth just missed you.
366
00:19:26,707 --> 00:19:29,168
Like when you pick up
your grandma at the airport.
367
00:19:29,710 --> 00:19:31,253
So is my mouth your grandma?
368
00:19:32,588 --> 00:19:34,882
I don't know. Let me check.
369
00:19:35,632 --> 00:19:36,717
[chuckling lightly]
370
00:19:38,719 --> 00:19:40,762
Tonight's been so amazing.
371
00:19:40,846 --> 00:19:41,680
Thank you.
372
00:19:42,806 --> 00:19:44,391
I'm never gonna forget it.
373
00:19:46,268 --> 00:19:47,769
What was I just talking about?
374
00:19:48,770 --> 00:19:50,480
I don't know. [chuckles]
375
00:19:50,564 --> 00:19:53,400
But I had to make this happen for you.
376
00:19:55,360 --> 00:19:56,278
I love you.
377
00:19:57,487 --> 00:19:59,489
[acoustic guitar tune playing]
378
00:20:00,449 --> 00:20:04,953
♪ Strummy strum, strummy strum strum strum
Strummy strummy strum strum ♪
379
00:20:05,037 --> 00:20:09,958
♪ Strummy strum, strummy strum strum strum
Strummy strummy strum strum strum ♪
380
00:20:10,042 --> 00:20:14,922
♪ Strummy strum, strummy strum strum strum
Strummy strummy strum strum strum ♪
381
00:20:15,422 --> 00:20:19,968
♪ Strummy strum, strummy strum strum strum
Strummy strummy strum strum strum ♪
382
00:20:20,469 --> 00:20:25,057
♪ Strummy strum, strummy strum strum strum
Strummy strummy strum strum strum ♪
383
00:20:25,599 --> 00:20:30,687
♪ Strummy strum, strummy strum strum strum
Strummy strummy strum strum strum ♪
384
00:20:30,771 --> 00:20:33,065
♪ Strummy strum, strummy strum, strum... ♪
385
00:20:38,403 --> 00:20:42,032
Smoking grass on the school roof.
386
00:20:42,991 --> 00:20:47,996
That is the most dumbass thing
that has ever been...
387
00:20:49,623 --> 00:20:50,666
dumbassed!
388
00:20:52,751 --> 00:20:55,796
Leia, this is so bad.
Did you think I wouldn't find you?
389
00:20:55,879 --> 00:20:57,422
I know all the spots.
390
00:20:58,423 --> 00:21:00,884
Where are my keys?
Is that how you got up here?
391
00:21:01,969 --> 00:21:03,595
Did you steal her keys?
392
00:21:04,554 --> 00:21:06,139
I told you not to do that.
393
00:21:06,932 --> 00:21:08,517
[Donna] Leia, let's go, now.
394
00:21:09,184 --> 00:21:11,395
-Yeah, but I was gonna put them back.
-Stop.
395
00:21:12,104 --> 00:21:13,730
You just ruined everything.
396
00:21:19,987 --> 00:21:21,905
I thought I smelled a good time.
397
00:21:21,989 --> 00:21:24,700
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