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A NETFLIX SERIES

[ethereal music plays]

-[cell phone chimes] -Hello. My name is Bruno.

And I'm giving this another chance. [chuckles]

Hope is the last to die, right?

[chuckles awkwardly]

I know that confessing this on this app isn't the best idea,

but I'm after that feeling.

I… I guess I worry that I've forgotten how it feels to love.

[Bruno] I'm probably looking for it in the wrong places,

but it doesn't hurt to keep trying.

Where you going?

-[Ibra] Have you seen my phone? -No.

[grunts] But let's look for it later.

-It's gotta be getting late. -No.

I'm gonna get chewed out.

-Oh good. Then you'll get fired. -[Ibra chuckles]

-Then you can stay here in bed all day. -Oh yeah?

-Are you gonna pay my rent? -[Álex laughing]

Are you gonna pay my rent or what?

[Álex laughs] Stop.

Shit, I have to go.

-Well, I should really get going. -[Álex] Okay.

[sighs]

You free later?

-You wanna grab a drink when you're off? -Today?

Yeah, I have some time before work.

Wow. Still got a little milk in the pantry?

Uh, no. My milk is just fine where it's at.

I wanted to see if you wanted to do anything else.

Anything else?

I don't know. We could watch a film.

I don't know. I'm not really into movies.

-You like cinema? -I love it.

It could be something else, like…

I don't know. We could play a video game, or we could skate.

I mean, we could do more than fuck. I'd like to get to know you a little.

We've seen each other the last few days but I don't even know

what your last name is.

Ndiongue.

Right, uh…

And your favorite food?

[blows raspberry] Uh, Spanish omelet, no onions.

No onions!?

How about… Well, I dunno…

What group of… What kind of music do you like?

Álex, I love fucking you. Believe me.

But I don't need to know all that to keep doing it.

Yeah.

But I need it.

So we want different things then.

[Ibra] Sorry. Hey.

But we're cool, right?

We're cool, yeah.

I'm glad.

And, you know, if you ever wanna empty the pantry…

you have my number.

-[lively music plays] -Yeah.

[cell phone chimes]

[sighs]

We're doing the Tió on the 25th instead of Christmas Eve.

Okay…

My parents are going away for St. Stephen, so we're celebrating the 26th on the 24th…

-No, no, no. -Yes, yes, yes.

Christmas with your in-laws? Albert.

[sighs] I'm sorry, Bruno. Núria organized it.

And, with how things are, it's best I do what she says.

That bad, huh?

Hello. Merry Christmas.

Well, or not. You never know when to start saying it, do you?

-If you wait till Christmas Eve… -Mm-hmm. And, uh--

-It's like "Happy New Year." -Mm-hmm.

You never know when to quit.

There are people who say it all January. Yeah.

-Yeah. Merry Christmas to you too, Ramón. -Thanks.

Wait, Bruno. You put your name in?

-We're picking today. -No, no. Put mine in.

-Would you do it for me, Ramón? -Yeah, sure.

Appreciate it. Okay.

[Lis clears throat]

What a cunning fox you are.

[chuckles] Shh.

-[cell phone chimes] -Hello, my name is Ibra. 25 years old.

Height, 5'10". Weight, 80 kilos.

Versatile, more of a top.

I live in Barcelona. I live alone.

A nice guy, according to my friends.

I'm into dancing, the gym, the usual. [chuckles]

I'm looking for, I mean, just some fun.

Whatever we find, but no drama.

Surprise me in your message. I'll be nice. [chuckles]

But brutally honest.

Uh, I need a photo of your face though.

[Rosa] So you two won't see each other again?

[sighs] I don't think so.

Well, I don't understand. He was head over heels for you.

He used to stop by the stall complaining that you weren't paying attention to him.

Should we set up the Nativity or not?

Don't you worry. I'll have a word with him.

-Mom, that's not necessary. -I really don't mind.

It's a pity. You'd be great together.

Mom, thanks, but, no. Leave it alone.

-Careful. They were your great-grandpa's. -Mm-hmm.

The problem… is you're too handsome.

[Rosa] Well! Since when is that a problem?

Everyone thinks being handsome is a blessing.

-But it's actually the opposite. -[sighs]

They'll never love you for who you are.

If you'd been born ugly, I swear that you'd be married with children by now.

-[scoffs] -Don't listen to her.

If the Ibra thing didn't work out, another guy will come along.

Hey! How about Pepita's son?

You mean from the drugstore?

He has blue hair. He can't be straight.

[woman] Wait, an open relationship?

-Mm-hmm. -Mm-hmm.

-Well, I don't believe you. -[Patri] Yeah.

It's not just about sex though.

It's about us redefining the terms of our relationship.

To feel more comfortable and freer…

[chuckles] What are you saying? You're gonna start fucking without each other?

[both] No! No! No!

-[Vero] We'll do everything together. -Everything. That's right.

We want to see how we feel about another girl,

and we'll see how it's going.

Yeah, but that's not being open. That's a traditional threesome.

-What a change. -Well, it'd be new for me.

You've never had one?

It's hard enough for me to find one girl I'm into. [chuckles]

Imagine finding two.

[all chuckle]

But why are you doing it? You're not happy together?

-[Vero] Yes, we're happy. -[Patri] No, we're good.

We're fucking great, yes. But… there could be more.

I think it's great, 'cause we all need to deconstruct ourselves.

And leave behind the heteropatriarchal dynamics

that dictate how we conceive our sex-affective relationships.

[chuckles] All right, Flor, honey.

They just want to fuck other girls. That's all.

You don't need to layer it with queer theory, okay? [chuckles]

No, I couldn't do it. It'd be a hard pass.

And, besides,

since I started seeing Natalia, no one else makes me horny.

-Yeah. Not even she does now. Ooh! -Cut it out.

[all chuckle]

[Vero chuckles] Ohh!

So… did you guys already start?

-So far we've created a profile on an app. -Mm-hmm.

-[cell phone chimes] -Hello. We are Vero and Patricia.

Mm-hmm. We've been together for seven years.

She runs her own business, and I work at a flower store.

And we're doing great…

-Yeah, we're great. -Yeah, great.

[Patri] Mm-hmm.

But we're also interested in exploring new things.

[Patri] Mm-hmm.

We're looking for, uh,

what exactly? [chuckles]

-We're looking for a girl. -A girl, right. A girl.

Yeah, that's right.

Yes, and, uh…

Well, we don't have a type, really.

-Mm-mm. -No.

So we're fine with pretty much any color, size, or flavor. [chuckles]

Yeah, the important thing is that the three of us connect

in a sincere, friendly way, and that's all.

-Yeah. -We'll see what happens.

[Ramón] It's not working 'cause you need to correct this height.

-Mm-hmm. We'd better adjust measurements. -Here. Right there.

-I already took one. -Really? When, though?

Five minutes ago. Forgot already? [chuckles]

Hmm.

[whistles a tune]

[breathing rhythmically]

Bruno, you're up.

The maximum price is 30 euros,

and you can only swap presents with somebody once.

[whistles] Bruno, your turn.

Hmm?

-What are you doing? -Nothing. Huh?

-What are you looking at? -No, it's nothing.

-No… No, I-- -Let me see.

THE BAR BERO FAMILY ÁLEX

Are you serious?

What? It's decoration, okay? A little eye candy.

Bruno. If you like him that much, then text him.

I already did.

The day after I sent him a smiley.

-A smiley? -Mm-hmm.

Dude, what are you, 11, though?

No, but to him, it's not just a smiley.

It has significance. It's almost…

-Look, forget it. -Didn't he respond?

Should I send another?

Yeah, of course. And then crawl through the mud too.

He could be a slow texter.

Don't do that.

Hey. Take a chance on Ramón.

Come on.

He's been sad lately. I don't know…

[Albert] He's been drawing all his plans crooked.

Let me pick another.

-Please? Let me change it. -No. Sorry.

No, no, no. Albert, don't fuck with me.

-[cell phone chimes] -What am I looking for?

[chuckles] I hate this question. It's what everyone always asks.

Well…

I guess I'm looking for a reason to get off this app.

Um…

Aside from that, I really am fortunate.

I love what I do.

I'm an architect.

Uh, I like swimming, uh, a lot.

And K-pop.

Uh, Eurovision…

[chuckles] …manga, anime.

And I'm a gamer.

Video or role playing or…

whatever game you like.

[chuckles awkwardly]

And… done.

-The most important piece is still left. -Ah!

[Dolo] Really.

I'll never understand why this country feels

we need to have a guy doing his business next to the Holy Family.

To remind us that sometimes life is shitty.

[chuckles]

Oh, by the way, there'll be four of us on Christmas Day this year.

-I've invited Ramiro. -[Dolo] Will he still be here?

He says the repairs on his boat are taking longer,

and I felt bad that he was spending Christmas alone.

I guess you've got this.

-What is it? -[Dolo] Your mother.

-She's getting her hopes up with that man. -That's not what this is!

Of course it is. You've seen each other every day since he got here.

But you kept all this from us?!

That's cause there's nothing to explain.

We're just two old friends catching up now after all these years.

-And nothing more. -Rosita, I know you too well.

[Rosa] Nothing's happening.

Well… to be honest, though,

if the circumstances were different, maybe I would consider it.

-You see? -But it's not possible.

Because Ramiro's leaving in a few days, and I probably won't ever see him again.

Well, but look. Do you like him or not?

You know what we end up talking about the most? Your father.

Maybe that's why I like seeing him every day.

That… and plus he's handsome.

-What? Show me a photo. -Hey!

-No. -Well, come on. Show me.

-Let me see his photo. -Well, all right.

Come on.

-Just don't expect Sean Connery, huh? -Yeah, right…

Time hasn't been kind to him, the poor guy.

Wait. I know this guy, though.

[soft music plays on speakers]

Good afternoon.

Well. Hey. It's good to see you back again.

Ah! You're… You're the transvestite.

[exclaims] Finally! A guy who calls a spade a spade.

That's right "the transvestite."

These kids all call themselves "drag queens" now, as if they invented it.

I was doing this years before them. [chuckles]

-Is Àlex here? -Hm? No. He's off today.

-What'll you have? -Uh, nothing, thanks.

-I'll be back tomorrow. -No, no. Ch-ch-ch. Hey.

Don't say, "I'll be back."

What are you, the Terminator? [deep voice] "I'll be back."

No, stay and have a beer. It's on me. Hmm?

I've had enough of chatting with millennials today.

I'm sorry.

-[cell phone chimes] -Hi, I'm Javier.

And I've been on this application for so long that I might just move in.

Honestly, I don't know why I'm still here.

It's an addiction, almost like Candy Crush.

Or it's the fear of missing out.

I usually just get told that I'm fat, ugly, old. [chuckles]

Guys can be very cruel.

But I still check this every day.

To see if I've made it to the next level.

If I've gotten a date.

Or a nice response, maybe.

It's not a lot to ask. Is it?

[Javi] And then there's the discreet ones.

Those are the worst.

Because they're queer, but they all hate that they are.

The ones still in the closet?

Look how fast you learn. [chuckles]

Well, I guess they could be in the closet, or maybe they're not.

But they always look like they're very serious.

They're very macho. They have a frown on their face.

They're so angry looking, like,

"I lead a straight life, and Pride is like a circus that doesn't represent me."

-[scoffs] Fuck off, you pussy. -[chuckles]

Because then at 5:00 in the morning you're all by the toilet in the disco

swallowing more swords than a circus performer.

-[chuckles] -I'm sorry, honey. I'm embarrassing you.

No, no, no, no! It's just that, well,

on the boat, we don't really discuss these topics.

Oh. Well, you had to have seen things there, huh?

Surrounded by sailors, the bow and on the stern,

on the high seas, unable to go out for months. [chuckles]

[melancholy music plays]

[horn blows]

[breathes deeply]

[Javi] You must have had a very lonely life, didn't you?

I chose it.

And may I ask you why?

Because the one I really wanted… was impossible.

Hmm.

Well, it had to have been worth it, huh?

You've traveled halfway around the world, traveled wherever you wanted.

And I'll tell you something, better off alone than in bad company.

Right?

I always say

that at the end of the day, when you get home,

the one waiting for you is yourself.

Or, if you're lucky, a dog.

I mean, they're the best. Aren't they?

And they never stop loving you, no matter what.

And, in the end, you realize

that the person you have to be at peace with is yourself.

Because, in the end, most of the decisions…

Well, most of the bad decisions we make,

are almost always because we don't want to feel alone.

[wistful music plays]

[rings doorbell]

[door buzzes]

Hey, Ramiro.

Ramiro!

-[latch clicks] -[foreboding music plays]

HOSTEL

So that guy came to see you at the bar because he knew you were Rosa's son?

Well, maybe it was a coincidence,

'cause the guy didn't even know it was a gay bar.

But it's still strange.

Yeah, I don't know. Let's see what I…

Oh. Ooh, this one isn't bad.

They say, if you're looking for something specific, you won't find it.

Well, unless, I suppose, you're looking for your house keys, or whatever.

But… But you get it. Don't you? Metaphors.

I am very open.

I'm cis-bisexual and tend towards monogamy.

I like an orgy, but only as an idea.

Because, in reality, it's like a buffet bar.

You end up stuffed,

and you don't really enjoy it all that much.

She does look great, yeah. But she isn't into threesomes.

Yeah, well, I didn't think you would be either. Or Patri…

-[Álex chuckles] Patri even less. -Come on, help me.

-[Álex chuckles] -[Vero grunts]

You sure this is what you want to be doing?

The truth is it's been a long time

since I felt excited starting something with Patri.

It'll be hard finding someone, though.

There are plenty of girls.

No, I mean finding her on an app.

I feel like I'm at Ikea, searching through these girls.

Well, welcome to my world.

No. No complaining. You've got them all at your feet.

-Sure, till they get tired. -Yeah.

But… But…

-That's not it. What are you even doing? -Just putting it on.

Well, no, Àlex. No, no.

Because you put the tip in first before you do the rest.

Never mind. Here. Come on.

-Pillowcase duty. -Okay.

You're getting on my nerves.

[Álex chuckles]

-Bruno wouldn't have gotten tired. -No, Vero.

No. No talking about Bruno!

He sent you a smiley. Àlex, look. Come on.

You end up with the guy who sends you dick pics?

And, who's surprised? Oh! Absolutely nobody.

That he only wants to fuck you.

Fine. Sure, I was wrong. What do I do about it now? Kill myself?

-Respond to the message. -No. No, 'cause…

-It's been a week since-- -So what?

I mean, messages don't exactly expire like yogurt, okay?

Just tell him that… that you've been busy. That you want to meet again.

I don't know, pigeon. Tell him whatever you like. All right, come on.

-Let go. -Hey. Would you like to see him again?

Well, I'd… [chuckles]

-I would, to be honest. -Then just text the guy!

-[Álex] Hmm. -Now.

No, not right now.

-I want to see you send it. -I won't, because, Vero…

Right now.

-Fine. Álex, do it. Come on, come on. -Okay, fine.

All right.

-Now. -Fine. I'm going, I'm going. Come on.

BRUNO THE SNOB: THIS MESSAGE HAS BEEN DELETED

-It's been erased. -And?

That means he regrets sending it and probably hates me.

-And doesn't want to see me again. -Don't do that. It's no big deal.

There's no message in the world I can send to fix this.

[sighs]

So what then?

Well, the same as always. [sighs]

It's back to square one.

-[cell phone chimes] -Hello. My name is Àlex. 32 years old.

Cis-gay, versatile.

I'm into training, music, and also music festivals.

Primavera, Sónar, all that.

I'm looking for a guy who's cool and who's interested in more than a fuck.

-Because I'm not-- -You're hot.

-Thanks. -Looking for anything now?

Um, why not?

What are you into?

Well, I'm versatile.

Come to my house. There's three of us here.

'Cause I'm a naughty bottom. I swallow ass, jizz, and piss too.

-Are you interested? -[Álex] Hmm.

I like having my mouth filled.

I also enjoy eating ass, dick, armpits, feet. You like that?

Um, no, not really, to be honest.

I'm not into that either.

Getting to know each other gradually is better, and penetrating the other

through the mind, 'cause I'm a sapiosexual.

Sapiowhat?

-I fall in love with intelligence. -Ahh.

My ideal date is in a library.

-[Vero] Huh. -Mmm. Well, she's not that bad, huh?

-Sorry, I don't think it's for me, really. -Are you into kinky situations?

We can go to the section on poetry or essays.

I can wait at home, blindfolded, if you want me to.

I'll buy both of you a book.

And a week later, I'll meet you to discuss.

And you can sneak in silently and feed me the bottle.

Everyone is too forward on here.

-The only thing they wanna know is… -Top or bottom?

-How big are you? -Uh…

Hey. You're not camp, right?

I don't want to be like that.

I'd rather meet up for a coffee, go to the theater.

-It doesn't really matter what we do. -For me, it matters. I hate camp guys.

I can't… I mean, camp people are just awful.

[Álex chuckles]

We can meet later. [whispers] But don't let my husband know.

When I see camp guys, I'm never really turned on at all. You know?

Hey. I have nothing against them. Everyone is the way they are.

I don't want to have sex until at least the third time we've gone out.

And now he's away for the weekend with the kids.

Do you want to have kids?

-Do you have nice tits? -Are you discreet with this?

You got a nice ass?

It feels like you're interviewing me for a job.

Is going all the way to third base really that necessary?

Have you tried slamming?

-Are you into scat? [chuckles] -I just don't believe in HIV, honestly.

I want you both on your knees now.

I'm not a racist, huh. But I'm not into Latinas.

Are you into fisting?

[inhales deeply, sighs]

[phone clatters]

[sighs]

[wistful music plays]

BRUNO ARCHITECT BARCELONA

SUNYER ARCHITECTS BARCELONA

[music intensifies]

URBANISM - PROJECTS - ABOUT US

ABOUT US

THE TEAM SALVADOR SUNYER, FOUNDER & CEO

BRUNO MERINO ARCHITECT

[music crescendos, fades]

[melancholy music plays]

-[Rosa] How are the boat repairs going? -Uh, fine, fine. Well, it's all still…

-It'll be a few weeks, more or less. -Hmm.

They're just waiting on a part to come in.

How lucky that you're able to sleep and eat on board, though.

-Imagine if you couldn't. -Yes.

Well, in fact, we're still on our route, even though we're delayed.

[sighs] Well, that's strange.

Because I've heard you're staying at a nearby hostel.

I also know that you went to see Àlex.

Tell me why you're back, Ramiro.

Because I've retired.

Okay?

And I lied…

so that you wouldn't feel obliged to fit me into your life,

but you took me in.

And I realized that you…

you were the closest thing I have ever had to a family.

Is that why you wanted to see Àlex?

-He looks so much like Juan. -Hmm.

I can't take it anymore, Rosa.

I'm so tired of being alone.

-[rock ballad plays] -[sighs]

You will never be alone, ever again.

I promise you.

[Javi] ♪ Lost in the well ♪

♪ Of my loneliness ♪

♪ I find your love ♪

♪ Without looking for it ♪

-[song ends] -[spectators cheer]

[Javi] Oh!

Oh! Thank you.

[Javi sighs]

Oh, the elders.

Old people and love.

What is it with old people and love? Hmm?

We look at them as if they were… as if they were creatures of light.

Like they can only be appreciated.

Well, no. They fall in love.

And they fuck like everyone else.

-[spectators laugh] -No, don't laugh. Don't laugh.

We'll all grow old eventually.

Well, not you, honey.

If you don't cut out the drugs, you won't make it to 40.

-[spectators laugh] -But the rest of us yes. Hmm?

And I'm sure that, just like now,

we'll also be looking forward to putting something in our mouths.

And one day, someone will look at you and be completely disgusted.

And reject you.

And tell you that you don't have the right.

If they do, what is our response?

[spectators] Keena Mandrah!

"How boring!" Keena Mandrah! That's it.

No! Because you'll only be old, dear, when you no longer have love.

Thank you all for coming.

[spectators cheering and whistling]

[laughs]

That was sweet what she said about love.

Yeah. I think she got it from a movie.

No, but she's right, though.

One of my girlfriends is over 60 and… [exclaims]

-Really? -Well, experience is everything.

[Patri] Mm-hmm.

If you want, I could introduce you for your experiment.

-[Vero scoffs] -What happened?

Well, she doesn't like the girls I do and vice versa.

And if we find someone who is cool, then she doesn't like us.

Come on, girls. It can't be that difficult.

-[Vero] Hmm. -Well, we're particular.

Yeah, we have to be 100% sure that she's perfect for us.

-[Patri] Mm-hmm. -It's just sex.

Stop making it into a thing. Unless you're quitting?

-No, not at all. -No, of course not.

-We're sure we want to do this. -We're not backing out.

Okay, so do it with me. I'm serious.

It'll be fun, and, if it's bad, we chalk it up to a few laughs.

Yeah, but we're friends. It's different.

Well, who hasn't made out with a friend before?

And plus, you and I have made out high on MDMA, come on, a thousand times.

This way you have practice, and then… [clicks tongue]

…it's easier for the next. Huh?

Let's see…

Look, I'm really busy all this week, but…

tonight I'm actually available.

Are you sure you want to?

[upbeat, soft music plays]

[both chuckle]

And this one is for…

[imitates drumroll]

-…Lis! Whoo! -Ooh!

Let's see… [chuckles]

-[Albert chuckles] -Who is it?

-Shh… You can't ask that, Lis. -I want to trade it. I already have two.

Anyone wanna trade?

-[woman 1] Please, Lis. I will. -[woman 2] I do.

-[Lis] Whoo! -[man chuckles] Okay.

All right, what do we have here? Oh!

This is for… Brrrrrr-uno!

-[workers cheer] -[Albert laughs]

-[Albert] Whoo-hoo! Yeah! -Thanks.

Let's see…

Wow! 100 Romantic Comedies You Must See Before You Die.

-Thank you for this. -It was me.

I was your secret Santa.

Ah, thanks.

-You like it? -A lot.

[under breath] I'm gonna kill you.

-I didn't do anything. -Sure.

I bet you've seen them all already.

Uh, well, that means I can die now, right? [chuckles]

Mmm.

Hm! Let's see what else we have here.

[cork pops]

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa…

Can I get in on that?

-Cava, that is. -Sure. [chuckles]

I bought it since I know you love movies.

-Yes, it's easy to buy me gifts. -Mm.

The Pikachu figurine was yours, wasn't it?

Because I loved it.

-Uh… no. No, no, not mine. -Mm-hmm.

And which one is your favorite?

-I don't know. There are so many. -Name one. First one that comes to mind.

Let's see, um… Notting Hill?

-With Julia Roberts? -Yeah…

-I love it. -Really?

Yes, uh, let's see…

Oh, what is it?

"I'm a girl who…"

"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a boy,

asking him to love her."

That's it.

[Bruno chuckles nervously]

Did you see this?

There's a section of famous quotes from movies.

-Clitoris… -Uh-huh?

-[imitates vibrating] My God! -Oh!

-It's… Hey, hold this for me. -[chuckles]

-Hello. May I help you? -I'm looking for Bruno.

And… what for?

Well, because, uh, I'm renovating a house right now.

It's my mother's, actually, and a friend recommended you guys.

-Well, he recommended him. -Yeah, it's just we're closed.

Because of the Christmas party and all.

-Yeah. -Mm-hmm.

So he's not in, right?

All right, he is here.

But if you want to talk about a project, I don't think he can help you now.

It'd be better to check after the holidays.

Yeah.

That would be better.

Yes.

Who should I say came in?

"You can always tell what kind of a person a man really thinks you are

by the earrings he gives you."

[Bruno] Breakfast at Tiffany's, Blake Edwards.

-Very good. -Mmm.

"When you realize you wanna spend the rest of your life with somebody…"

Oh…

"…you want the rest of your life to start soon as possible."

Nora Ephron, When Harry met Sally.

"Draw me like one of your French girls."

Well, that's Titanic, but it's technically not a romantic comedy.

-That one was easy. -But did you know… This is really cool.

Did you know that Leonardo DiCaprio didn't know

that Kate Winslet was gonna get naked?

-Okay. -And no one warned him.

-So he flubbed the lines. -No!

But James Cameron liked it so much that he kept it.

-Wait, really? No. -He did.

You think there was room for both on that door?

-Well, obviously. Don't you? -Yes.

Look, Rose, Jack died there because of you.

-[chuckles] Yeah. -Another.

Okay, um…

All right.

"That day, she was amazed… to discover

that when he was saying, 'As you wish,'

what he meant was, 'I love you.'"

The Princess Bride, Rob Reiner.

You know every one.

You're just picking great movies. [chuckles]

Some day, if you want, we can watch one together.

I don't mean one of these, I mean,

go to the theater and see a new one or… Yeah.

-Yeah. -There are a lot of new ones coming out.

Mm-hmm. Uh…

Sure. Well, maybe it'd be better to wait until after the holidays, right?

'Cause of the holiday rush. [chuckles]

As you wish.

[electronic dance music plays]

Uh, Ramón…

[Lis] Who is that?

[grunts]

-I'm sorry about that. -No, Ramón, Ramón, uh…

You're very nice.

-But I don't think that you and I-- -I'm sorry.

Um…

-[Ramón] Look… -[chuckles awkwardly]

Forget this happened, okay?

-No, but don't… -Um, merry Christmas.

[electronic dance music continues]

Merry Christmas.

-[Bruno sighs] -[Álex sighs]

[music continues]

[music fades]

[wistful music plays]

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