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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,690 --> 00:00:07,330 (CLASSICAL THEME) 2 00:00:28,100 --> 00:00:29,630 (NANNY) Good morning Mumsy... 3 00:00:29,760 --> 00:00:31,820 (MUMSY) ...Good morning Nanny. 4 00:00:31,870 --> 00:00:36,620 Six o'clock already. What a lovely morning it is. 5 00:00:38,470 --> 00:00:43,080 Why haven't you brought the dear children to give me my good morning kiss? 6 00:00:43,120 --> 00:00:45,940 (NANNY) Master Sonny and Miss Girly were up very early Mumsy. 7 00:00:46,020 --> 00:00:49,590 They're off playing. They do love their games so. 8 00:00:49,910 --> 00:00:52,660 (MUMSY) Found some new friends most likely. 9 00:00:53,110 --> 00:00:56,710 (NURSERY RHYME TUNE � �BOYS AND GIRLS COME OUT TO PLAY�) 10 00:01:20,370 --> 00:01:23,070 (MUMSY) Bless them... (NANNY) ...Heaven bless them! 11 00:01:23,170 --> 00:01:25,620 (MUMSY) Did Miss Girly brush her hair this morning? 12 00:01:25,660 --> 00:01:28,450 (NANNY) Of course, Mumsy. A hundred strokes for Nanny. 13 00:01:28,510 --> 00:01:33,380 (MUMSY) She does have beautiful hair. (NANNY) Of course, Mumsy. Nanny sees to that. 14 00:01:33,620 --> 00:01:36,170 (MUMSY) You're really too good to them, Nanny. 15 00:01:37,130 --> 00:01:40,150 (CLASSICAL THEME) 16 00:02:46,440 --> 00:02:49,300 (NURSERY RHYME TUNE � �BOYS AND GIRLS COME OUT TO PLAY�) 17 00:03:06,330 --> 00:03:08,990 (MUMSY) ...and Master Sonny's toenails, did you cut them? 18 00:03:09,040 --> 00:03:12,420 (NANNY) Of course Mumsy. Oh, but he did struggle! 19 00:03:12,460 --> 00:03:15,920 (MUMSY) That's because the little chap's growing up. 20 00:03:16,060 --> 00:03:20,560 (NANNY) Mind you, Mumsy, for such a little chap he does get on his high horse sometimes. 21 00:03:20,640 --> 00:03:25,550 (MUMSY) Ah, like his sister. The little loves. (NANNY) The dear little loves! 22 00:03:26,050 --> 00:03:28,590 (MUMSY) Did you give them a nice breakfast, Nanny? 23 00:03:38,920 --> 00:03:43,360 (GIRLY SINGS, HALTINGLY) �Nellie the Elephant packed her trunk...� (SPITS) 24 00:03:45,010 --> 00:03:47,450 �went to join the circus...� 25 00:03:48,280 --> 00:03:50,800 Oh! (BOTH LAUGH) 26 00:03:51,650 --> 00:03:54,010 - Have a sweetie. - Thank you mister! 27 00:03:57,070 --> 00:03:58,170 Here! 28 00:04:05,160 --> 00:04:10,660 - Mmm. Do spoil me mister. - Brothers should spoil their sisters. 29 00:04:10,860 --> 00:04:13,760 (CALLIOPE PLAYS SHORT 'PIPE ORGAN' THEME) 30 00:04:13,890 --> 00:04:15,930 (NANNY) Do you know Mumsy, those little rascals 31 00:04:15,970 --> 00:04:18,190 hardly touched their brekkie this morning. 32 00:04:18,230 --> 00:04:21,950 (MUMSY) The dear little rascals. That's not at all like them. 33 00:04:22,990 --> 00:04:27,750 Well, come along Nanny, let's get room number two all shipshape. 34 00:04:27,830 --> 00:04:30,290 (NANNY) I was on my knees half the night, scrubbing... 35 00:04:30,310 --> 00:04:32,820 (MUMSY) ...all spick and span � lovely! 36 00:04:32,910 --> 00:04:37,090 (NANNY) Sheets � I thought linen... (MUMSY) Oh no, no. Flannelette. 37 00:04:37,140 --> 00:04:39,800 (NANNY) Flannelette's itchy! (MUMSY) But very cosy. 38 00:04:40,320 --> 00:04:42,420 No, definitely the flannelette, Nanny. 39 00:04:42,910 --> 00:04:44,830 Come on, help me turn the mattress. 40 00:04:45,010 --> 00:04:46,530 (NANNY) Tell you what, Mumsy. (MUMSY) What, Nanny? 41 00:04:46,660 --> 00:04:50,560 (NANNY) The little loves must be starving. You carry on here in two, and I'll make them 42 00:04:50,600 --> 00:04:52,750 a glass of hot milk and a nice biccie. 43 00:04:52,830 --> 00:04:54,530 (MUMSY) A choccy biccie. 44 00:04:55,810 --> 00:04:57,270 (GIRLY) Guess what? - What? 45 00:04:57,340 --> 00:04:59,170 - Nothing. - What? 46 00:04:59,240 --> 00:05:02,800 �Mind your own business, fry your own fish, Don't poke your nose in my clean dish!� 47 00:05:03,310 --> 00:05:04,510 Are you going to tell? 48 00:05:04,550 --> 00:05:07,900 �Ask me no questions you'll get no lies, Shut your gob and you'll catch no flies!� 49 00:05:08,080 --> 00:05:09,120 Are you going to tell? 50 00:05:09,160 --> 00:05:10,840 - It's a secret. - Come on, tell. 51 00:05:11,105 --> 00:05:12,985 - You're hurting me! - Give in then. 52 00:05:13,630 --> 00:05:15,513 - Promise not to let on? - Cross my heart. 53 00:05:15,560 --> 00:05:17,160 - Cut your throat? - Cut my throat. 54 00:05:17,650 --> 00:05:21,540 Children! Children! 55 00:05:22,540 --> 00:05:27,400 (IN SINGSONG VOICE) Don't hide from Nanny! Nanny's got nice milkies and biccies. 56 00:05:28,050 --> 00:05:29,480 Choccy biccies. 57 00:05:29,770 --> 00:05:32,300 (MUMSY) Nanny! It's all right Nanny. 58 00:05:32,760 --> 00:05:34,800 Come inside and give Mumsy a hand. 59 00:05:37,042 --> 00:05:41,908 I heard Mumsy and Nanny discussing a certain person. And this certain person... 60 00:05:41,908 --> 00:05:44,210 - Do I know this certain person? - This certain person... 61 00:05:44,672 --> 00:05:45,609 What about him? 62 00:05:45,609 --> 00:05:48,730 ...has been getting a little bit uppity with Mumsy and Nanny. 63 00:05:51,180 --> 00:05:52,920 We'll have to find someone else then. 64 00:05:54,780 --> 00:05:56,280 That was the idea. 65 00:05:58,821 --> 00:06:01,216 Do you suppose his room's ready yet? 66 00:06:17,310 --> 00:06:18,870 (SIGHS) 67 00:06:24,750 --> 00:06:28,990 It looks ever so much nicer here than it did in number five, Mumsy. 68 00:06:29,100 --> 00:06:30,900 (TIGER GROWLS) 69 00:06:30,960 --> 00:06:33,000 (GIRLY) Come on, run! (LAUGHS) 70 00:06:33,970 --> 00:06:39,540 Hello, come on, are you friendly? Come on, we won't hurt you. 71 00:06:39,930 --> 00:06:41,690 (CAT MEOWS) 72 00:06:43,230 --> 00:06:47,610 There we are, Mumsy. All done. Elevens. 73 00:06:48,660 --> 00:06:51,260 There's our pretty pattern where we can both see it. 74 00:06:51,500 --> 00:06:55,480 - Not tens? - Elevens. Tens are for bootees. 75 00:06:58,627 --> 00:07:01,015 Better hurry up or I'll be finished before you. 76 00:07:01,420 --> 00:07:04,040 You're not allowed to finish before me. 77 00:07:05,114 --> 00:07:06,613 That's right, I'm not. 78 00:07:07,283 --> 00:07:11,094 Just remember, you're only the Nanny... 79 00:07:12,562 --> 00:07:14,631 ...I'm the Mumsy. 80 00:07:17,553 --> 00:07:19,076 (TIGER GROWLS) 81 00:07:19,076 --> 00:07:21,940 (SONNY) Come on! (GIRLY) He's usually friendly, you know. 82 00:07:21,940 --> 00:07:24,380 - Come on, here boy. - Come and eat your dinner! 83 00:07:27,810 --> 00:07:29,680 (SONNY) Ah, isn't he sweet. 84 00:07:30,324 --> 00:07:31,448 (MAN SHOUTS) Hey! 85 00:07:32,570 --> 00:07:33,760 Hey! 86 00:07:33,960 --> 00:07:36,560 What are you two doing here this hour in the morning, eh? 87 00:07:36,923 --> 00:07:38,362 - Me? - Me? 88 00:07:38,362 --> 00:07:40,520 Well I'm not talking to meself, am I... 89 00:07:40,520 --> 00:07:42,570 - Of course not. - That would be silly. 90 00:07:42,773 --> 00:07:44,026 Now don't try to be funny. 91 00:07:44,026 --> 00:07:45,160 You heard the gentleman... 92 00:07:45,160 --> 00:07:49,250 And that goes for you too. Now 'oppit. I might have to get a policeman. 93 00:07:49,500 --> 00:07:52,180 Don't do that mister. Don't call a policeman mister. 94 00:07:52,250 --> 00:07:53,800 (GIRLY) We weren't doing anything. 95 00:07:54,250 --> 00:07:55,580 How did you get in here? 96 00:07:55,880 --> 00:07:56,930 (BOTH) Easy. 97 00:07:58,140 --> 00:07:59,180 Go on. 98 00:08:00,500 --> 00:08:02,090 Go on with you. 99 00:08:07,840 --> 00:08:08,950 (SHOUTS) Hey! 100 00:08:10,890 --> 00:08:13,700 Come back here, come on, come on. 101 00:08:14,320 --> 00:08:16,220 What have you been up to, eh? 102 00:08:16,530 --> 00:08:18,770 Sneaking in here before the place is open. 103 00:08:19,450 --> 00:08:21,110 What have you got in that box? 104 00:08:22,600 --> 00:08:25,520 Come on, let's have a look at it. 105 00:08:26,940 --> 00:08:32,740 Come on, bring it here. I can see you've got something hidden away there. 106 00:08:34,250 --> 00:08:35,350 Open it up! 107 00:08:36,970 --> 00:08:40,670 (SONNY AND GIRLY LAUGH) 108 00:08:42,310 --> 00:08:47,270 - Bless their little hearts. - Their darling little hearts! 109 00:08:48,860 --> 00:08:53,840 - Mumsy's so proud of her dearest things. - Course she is! 110 00:08:56,250 --> 00:08:58,130 - Mumsy? - Mmm? 111 00:08:58,970 --> 00:09:01,300 Do you think they'll bring anybody home? 112 00:09:02,160 --> 00:09:04,190 Not... anybody. 113 00:09:05,460 --> 00:09:08,270 (BIRDS SINGING IN DAWN CHORUS) 114 00:09:25,940 --> 00:09:30,510 Wake up, mister. Come on, wake up! 115 00:09:31,160 --> 00:09:32,810 Drinkies! 116 00:09:33,230 --> 00:09:34,530 (MAN) What's that? 117 00:09:35,160 --> 00:09:39,500 (GIRLY) Drinkies! Nice drinkies! 118 00:09:39,500 --> 00:09:41,750 (CINE CAMERA RUNS) 119 00:09:45,300 --> 00:09:50,450 - What's that? Who are you? - My name's Girly. 120 00:09:50,840 --> 00:09:53,820 Yes, this is my sister. Her name's Girly. 121 00:09:54,088 --> 00:09:58,036 You can call her Girly. My name's Sonny. I'm her brother. 122 00:09:58,900 --> 00:10:01,710 Drink up, plenty more where that comes from... 123 00:10:01,970 --> 00:10:05,120 ...if you come with us. 124 00:10:07,555 --> 00:10:09,750 The little angels should be home soon. 125 00:10:10,599 --> 00:10:13,425 Seems ages since they went to the playground. 126 00:10:14,310 --> 00:10:16,940 They shouldn't make friends so easily. 127 00:10:17,010 --> 00:10:22,050 But it does them good to get out and about. Meet lovely new friends. 128 00:10:22,390 --> 00:10:24,370 (NURSERY RHYME TUNE � �BOYS AND GIRLS COME OUT TO PLAY�) 129 00:10:24,370 --> 00:10:26,350 (MAN SPLUTTERS ON DRINK) 130 00:10:26,580 --> 00:10:28,840 - What's your name? - Girly. 131 00:10:29,150 --> 00:10:31,700 - Girly what? - My... name... is 132 00:10:31,700 --> 00:10:35,020 (GIRLY CHANTS) �Addy-addy-shickory- dickory-dinya-prinya-� 133 00:10:35,020 --> 00:10:39,470 �Upon-the-larry-alla- balla-whisky-chinese-salt...� 134 00:10:39,926 --> 00:10:41,737 (BREATHLESSLY) ...just call me Girly. 135 00:10:42,720 --> 00:10:45,640 - Just call me... - You're our new friend. 136 00:10:45,640 --> 00:10:47,250 (CINE CAMERA RUNS) 137 00:10:47,819 --> 00:10:51,138 You never run out of film, do you. Who are you? 138 00:10:51,468 --> 00:10:53,779 - They call him Sonny. - Who's 'they'? 139 00:10:54,020 --> 00:10:55,860 (BOTH) All the new friends. 140 00:10:56,162 --> 00:10:57,691 (GIRLY) My... name... is 141 00:10:57,691 --> 00:10:59,750 (SONNY CHANTS) �What's your name?� (GIRLY CHANTS) �Mary Jane� 142 00:10:59,750 --> 00:11:01,790 (SONNY) �Where'd you live?� (GIRLY) �Down the lane� 143 00:11:01,790 --> 00:11:03,590 (SONNY) �What d'you keep?� (GIRLY) �A little shop� 144 00:11:03,590 --> 00:11:06,740 (SONNY) �What d'you sell?� (BOTH LAUGH) 145 00:11:07,590 --> 00:11:10,960 (PROJECTOR FLICKERS) 146 00:11:36,460 --> 00:11:40,730 - Lucky new friend! - Not everybody is allowed a free film show. 147 00:11:40,740 --> 00:11:44,950 - Nursery tea! - Cakies! Lemonade! Crackers! 148 00:11:47,420 --> 00:11:49,640 Do you think they've found anybody yet? 149 00:11:52,180 --> 00:11:56,170 (MAN) Mumsy sounds rather nice. (SONNY AND GIRLY) She is! 150 00:11:56,570 --> 00:11:58,620 - Will I meet her? (SONNY) If you're lucky. 151 00:11:59,293 --> 00:12:02,786 - Will I meet your Nanny too? - If you're a good boy you might. 152 00:12:02,786 --> 00:12:06,610 - What have I got to do to be good? - Stop asking questions! 153 00:12:07,060 --> 00:12:11,240 - That's it. Is that where you live? - Where...? 154 00:12:11,240 --> 00:12:13,750 - That bench? - Over there on that bench? 155 00:12:14,250 --> 00:12:17,340 - No. - Where do you live? Come on, where? 156 00:12:17,607 --> 00:12:20,267 You can't meet Mumsy and Nanny unless you tell us. 157 00:12:20,267 --> 00:12:22,400 After all we can't just make friends with anybody... 158 00:12:22,400 --> 00:12:26,070 �can we. We've got to know things, you could be anybody... 159 00:12:26,070 --> 00:12:27,760 - ...couldn't you. - I'm nobody. 160 00:12:27,760 --> 00:12:30,340 - You must be somebody. - I'm nobody. 161 00:12:30,380 --> 00:12:33,210 - Don't keep saying that! - (EMPHATICALLY) I'm nobody I keep telling yer. 162 00:12:34,080 --> 00:12:38,260 I've got nowhere, nowhere to live. Nowhere. 163 00:12:38,670 --> 00:12:42,780 (GIRLY) I bet you're lonely. (SONNY) Got nobody in the whole wide world? 164 00:12:43,260 --> 00:12:44,240 Are you what Mumsy would call... 165 00:12:44,240 --> 00:12:46,130 (GIRLY) �an inveterate footman? - You what? 166 00:12:46,130 --> 00:12:49,380 - Nobody can miss you? - Nobody. 167 00:12:51,587 --> 00:12:53,269 (EMPHATICALLY) Now come on, get me out of here. 168 00:12:53,721 --> 00:12:56,453 (SHOUTING) Come on, you got me into it, get me out of here! 169 00:12:57,490 --> 00:13:01,220 (MUMSY) 'Soldier' � that's a nice name! 170 00:13:01,220 --> 00:13:03,490 (NURSERY RHYME TUNE � �ORANGES AND LEMONS�) 171 00:13:03,490 --> 00:13:05,720 Eat up your jelly like a good boy 172 00:13:05,987 --> 00:13:08,035 and then you can have some teacake! 173 00:13:08,884 --> 00:13:10,008 Teacake? 174 00:13:10,008 --> 00:13:11,440 Toasted teacake... 175 00:13:11,440 --> 00:13:13,050 (SONNY AND GIRLY LAUGH MOCKINGLY) 176 00:13:13,630 --> 00:13:16,170 - �with currants in... - And sultanas! 177 00:13:16,170 --> 00:13:17,520 (SONNY AND GIRLY LAUGH ONCE AGAIN) 178 00:13:17,520 --> 00:13:22,330 Why are you laughing at your new friend? You're not to laugh at Soldier. 179 00:13:22,628 --> 00:13:25,032 - Sorry Mumsy. - (BARELY SUPPRESSING LAUGH) Sorry Soldier. 180 00:13:25,510 --> 00:13:30,220 Now children, get on with it. (GIRLISHLY) And afterwards, we can all play games! 181 00:13:30,860 --> 00:13:32,000 Games? 182 00:13:32,000 --> 00:13:36,040 - And then we can pull crackers. - What do I wanna pull crackers for? 183 00:13:36,280 --> 00:13:41,800 - Hats. Paper hats. (GIRLY) Tin whistles. Plastic whistles. 184 00:13:41,800 --> 00:13:46,190 They simply mean, dear, that no party is complete without crackers. 185 00:13:49,590 --> 00:13:53,470 - What about these teacakes? - The alarm is set for five o'clock. 186 00:13:53,470 --> 00:13:54,870 Teacake time! 187 00:13:55,080 --> 00:13:57,070 - It's one of the rules. - Rules? 188 00:13:57,070 --> 00:14:01,630 - In a happy family, you must always have rules. (SONNY) To abide by. 189 00:14:01,630 --> 00:14:03,810 (NANNY) See. Mumsy says. - What? 190 00:14:03,810 --> 00:14:06,760 If you don't have rules, where are you? 191 00:14:12,330 --> 00:14:16,620 (SHOUTING) I'm standing here with me bleeding guts hanging out, that's where. Sod the rules! 192 00:14:16,916 --> 00:14:18,750 (EMPHATICALLY) What about my teacake? 193 00:14:18,750 --> 00:14:20,020 (ALARM RINGS) 194 00:14:20,360 --> 00:14:24,710 (NANNY) Teacake time! - Patience is a virtue, possess it if you can! 195 00:14:25,040 --> 00:14:29,230 - There we are! - Here's a lovely paper hat for Soldier. 196 00:14:33,570 --> 00:14:35,650 Now it's medicine time! 197 00:14:36,910 --> 00:14:37,860 Medicine? 198 00:14:38,130 --> 00:14:41,360 - All of us get medicine in this house. Me and Girly. (GIRLY, TO SOLDIER) And you. 199 00:14:41,700 --> 00:14:45,050 - I can't stand the stuff! - Then you'll have to go without. 200 00:14:47,294 --> 00:14:48,352 (SONNY) Mmm. 201 00:14:52,910 --> 00:14:55,760 (SOLDIER) Mind you, not all medicine. I mean, er... 202 00:14:56,190 --> 00:14:57,300 (GIRLY) Mmm. 203 00:14:57,300 --> 00:15:00,440 ...some medicine's not so bad as others. Quite nice in fact. 204 00:15:02,260 --> 00:15:03,500 Come on, where's my medicine? 205 00:15:04,070 --> 00:15:05,620 (EMPHATICALLY) Where's my bleeding medicine! 206 00:15:05,620 --> 00:15:08,780 Don't worry, dear. You'll get your medicine. 207 00:15:09,160 --> 00:15:15,100 (SONNY AND GIRLY SING) �Ring a Ring a Roses, A Pocketful of Posies � Hasha! Hasha!� 208 00:15:15,100 --> 00:15:18,895 �...We all fall down!� (SONNY AND GIRLY LAUGH) 209 00:15:22,367 --> 00:15:24,562 (AWKWARD SILENCE) 210 00:15:25,880 --> 00:15:28,870 - You didn't fall down. - You should have fallen down. 211 00:15:29,479 --> 00:15:30,620 Stupid, innit! 212 00:15:31,430 --> 00:15:35,100 (SONNY) But you've got to play games. - We did tell you about the rules. 213 00:15:35,910 --> 00:15:39,900 Not one more game? Just one more game before bye-bye? 214 00:15:39,900 --> 00:15:43,930 Bar off this. Mucking about like kids. We're not kids. 215 00:15:44,230 --> 00:15:48,050 (SONNY) That's not nice. (GIRLY) And now you won't play any more. 216 00:15:48,050 --> 00:15:51,730 (NANNY, AS TO A CHILD) Would like a nice little drinky before bye-byes wouldn't you? 217 00:15:52,170 --> 00:15:53,650 Nanny tuck you up? 218 00:15:58,260 --> 00:16:00,170 Rather have her tuck me up... 219 00:16:03,579 --> 00:16:05,064 Well, Mumsy? 220 00:16:07,540 --> 00:16:12,350 All right then, one more game. But only one. 221 00:16:12,620 --> 00:16:15,280 What shall it be, Mumsy? What shall we play? 222 00:16:16,600 --> 00:16:21,200 Let's play... �Oranges and Lemons�. 223 00:16:23,060 --> 00:16:24,810 Come along Nanny. 224 00:16:28,240 --> 00:16:33,610 (MUMSY AND NANNY SING) �Oranges and Lemons said the Bells of St Clement's� 225 00:16:34,100 --> 00:16:39,270 �I owe you five farthings said the Bells of St Martin's� 226 00:16:39,720 --> 00:16:44,170 �When will you pay me? said the Bells of Old Bailey� 227 00:16:44,570 --> 00:16:48,600 �When I grow rich said the Bells of Shoreditch� 228 00:16:49,110 --> 00:16:53,300 �When will that be? said the Bells of Stepney� 229 00:16:53,300 --> 00:16:57,960 �I'm sure I don't know said the Old Bell at Bow� 230 00:16:58,360 --> 00:17:00,770 (GETTING FASTER) �Here comes a candle to light you to bed� 231 00:17:01,097 --> 00:17:03,188 �Here comes a chopper to chop off your head!� 232 00:17:03,420 --> 00:17:06,950 �Chop! Chop! Chop! Chop! Chop! Chop! Chop! CHOP!� 233 00:17:07,550 --> 00:17:08,930 (SOLDIER SCREAMS AS AXE CRASHES DOWN) 234 00:17:14,550 --> 00:17:18,250 Scrub my fingers to the bone trying to get these stains out! 235 00:17:18,500 --> 00:17:21,100 Girly should take greater care. 236 00:17:21,580 --> 00:17:23,870 (NANNY) Do hope they won't show when they're dry... 237 00:17:23,870 --> 00:17:28,220 She really is very naughty, smashing her dolls like this. 238 00:17:28,460 --> 00:17:30,320 ...if they do I'll have to try bleaching them. 239 00:17:30,879 --> 00:17:33,655 Do you think you could glue his head on again, Nanny? 240 00:17:34,320 --> 00:17:38,540 (NANNY) They'll shrink a bit. Might have to alter them for the next new friend. 241 00:17:40,190 --> 00:17:41,440 (MUMSY TUTS) 242 00:17:42,010 --> 00:17:44,680 (SIXTIES PARTY MUSIC COMES FROM HOUSE) 243 00:17:46,090 --> 00:17:48,240 (SONNY) I tell you we're wasting our time. 244 00:17:48,650 --> 00:17:51,650 (GIRLY) The Mumsy doesn't want new friends from the park any more. 245 00:17:51,650 --> 00:17:53,970 (SONNY) I still think we're wasting our time here. 246 00:17:54,730 --> 00:17:56,750 (PARTY SOUNDS INCREASE AS DOOR OPENS) 247 00:17:57,470 --> 00:17:58,640 (WOMAN) ...who says so? 248 00:17:59,280 --> 00:18:00,720 (MAN) (SLURRING HIS WORDS) Why do we have to leave now? 249 00:18:00,720 --> 00:18:03,720 (WOMAN) Because you're drunk and I am bored. That's why. 250 00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:07,140 (MAN) I know I'm not everybody's favourite layabout but I thought I was yours. 251 00:18:07,670 --> 00:18:09,280 I was just beginning to enjoy myself. 252 00:18:09,550 --> 00:18:14,120 You and that red-headed trollop. She can't afford you anyway, lover boy. 253 00:18:14,660 --> 00:18:19,390 - And you can? - I can, and I do. 254 00:18:19,390 --> 00:18:23,360 - You... bitch! - You... bastard! 255 00:18:26,047 --> 00:18:31,812 (WOMAN LAUGHS) That's better. Down with that lousy party. 256 00:18:33,577 --> 00:18:36,821 Come on, let's go where it's all happening. 257 00:18:38,840 --> 00:18:41,050 (SONNY) Come with us and something's bound to happen! 258 00:18:41,586 --> 00:18:42,499 This your car? 259 00:18:42,930 --> 00:18:46,550 Where the hell did you come from? Get out of here before... (PAUSES) 260 00:18:49,800 --> 00:18:52,880 (SONNY) OK, let's go! (WOMAN) Go where? 261 00:18:53,190 --> 00:18:58,670 - Anywhere. You heard what he said � let's go! - Come on, let's go! 262 00:19:00,798 --> 00:19:03,282 (NANNY) Did the dear sweet loves say where they were going? 263 00:19:03,610 --> 00:19:05,240 - This time? - Yes. 264 00:19:05,470 --> 00:19:07,490 - No. - Oooh! 265 00:19:09,830 --> 00:19:12,610 (POP ARRANGEMENT OF �BOYS AND GIRLS COME OUT TO PLAY� FROM CAR RADIO) 266 00:19:12,940 --> 00:19:15,150 (SONNY) Come on, come on over! 267 00:19:17,310 --> 00:19:18,840 (GIRLY) Now you! 268 00:19:23,480 --> 00:19:25,550 (SONNY) Come on slowcoach, you're lazy! 269 00:19:25,550 --> 00:19:26,690 Come on! 270 00:19:26,970 --> 00:19:29,110 (WOMAN) Oh, I'm tired. 271 00:19:31,500 --> 00:19:33,010 (SONNY) Hurry up! 272 00:19:33,530 --> 00:19:37,020 (SONNY AND GIRLY SHOUT AND LAUGH) 273 00:19:45,580 --> 00:19:48,310 Come on, attaboy! Come on, boy. 274 00:19:49,036 --> 00:19:51,218 (GIRLY) Whee-uu! 275 00:19:55,730 --> 00:19:58,360 Come on, gee up, that's it! 276 00:20:09,706 --> 00:20:11,327 (OWL HOOTS) 277 00:20:19,980 --> 00:20:21,670 (SONNY) Faster! 278 00:20:22,550 --> 00:20:24,920 (GIRLY) Wheeee! 279 00:20:30,010 --> 00:20:32,600 Go on, up you go! Go on. 280 00:20:34,170 --> 00:20:35,550 (GIRLY) Fun, isn't it. 281 00:20:45,320 --> 00:20:47,030 (GIRLY) Wheee! 282 00:20:47,030 --> 00:20:48,760 (GIRLY AND MAN LAUGH TOGETHER) 283 00:20:51,720 --> 00:20:53,150 (GIRLY) Come on! 284 00:20:56,650 --> 00:20:59,780 (GIRLY GIGGLES FLIRTATIOUSLY) 285 00:21:03,260 --> 00:21:05,320 (WOMAN) I want to go home. 286 00:21:05,570 --> 00:21:08,650 (MAN) Why are you always spoiling everything? (WOMAN) I'm not spoiling anything. 287 00:21:08,650 --> 00:21:10,550 (GIRLY WHISPERS TO SONNY) 288 00:21:10,550 --> 00:21:12,510 (MAN) We're having a good time, why don't you join in the same as everybody else? 289 00:21:12,510 --> 00:21:13,620 Now come on, ladies first... 290 00:21:13,620 --> 00:21:17,390 (SONNY) Come on � �Truth, Dare, Crime or Promise?� 291 00:21:18,240 --> 00:21:20,890 (WOMAN) Stop being so childish... (SONNY) I'll look after you. 292 00:21:20,890 --> 00:21:22,900 (MAN) ...you're lousing everything up. These two are a couple of ravers! 293 00:21:26,170 --> 00:21:29,070 (MAN) Get up the top, come on. (WOMAN) I don't want to. 294 00:21:29,070 --> 00:21:31,360 (MAN) Come on... (WOMAN) Let me alone. 295 00:21:32,720 --> 00:21:33,920 (SONNY) Come on, behind me. 296 00:21:33,920 --> 00:21:37,240 (WOMAN) No, let me go � stop this, I don't want to go! 297 00:21:37,240 --> 00:21:39,360 (MAN) Come on, go down the slide. 298 00:21:39,590 --> 00:21:41,150 (SONNY) It doesn't hurt, it's all right. 299 00:21:41,691 --> 00:21:45,015 (GIRLY) (SHOUTS) Go on! (UNDER HER BREATH) Give her a good shove! 300 00:21:45,015 --> 00:21:46,170 (WOMAN) (PANICKING) Leave me alone! 301 00:21:46,170 --> 00:21:49,540 (GIRLY SINGS TAUNTINGLY) �Cowardy cowardy custard!� 302 00:21:51,640 --> 00:21:55,800 (MAN) Silly bitch! Come on, down you go! (WOMAN) Leave me alone! 303 00:21:56,008 --> 00:21:57,752 (WOMAN SCREAMS AS SHE FALLS) 304 00:22:07,210 --> 00:22:09,280 (GIRLY) What d'ya push her for, mister? 305 00:22:12,240 --> 00:22:16,230 Do you know what the nice Mr Dickens says about children? 306 00:22:19,470 --> 00:22:24,550 �I love these little people, and it is not a slight thing...� 307 00:22:25,461 --> 00:22:31,384 �when they, who are so fresh from God, love us.� 308 00:22:36,160 --> 00:22:40,030 (GIRLY) Hurry up, get your heads down. I'm going to jump over you. 309 00:22:40,030 --> 00:22:42,570 (SONNY) Come on then, hurry up. Quick, come on. 310 00:22:45,030 --> 00:22:46,320 (SONNY) Spoilsport. 311 00:22:48,790 --> 00:22:51,410 (GIRLY) Come on. It's your turn. 312 00:23:01,590 --> 00:23:04,290 Come on � you're not that drunk. 313 00:23:11,400 --> 00:23:14,230 (SONNY AND GIRLY LAUGH) 314 00:23:16,850 --> 00:23:19,570 (SONNY) Go on... (GIRLY) ...it's your turn! 315 00:23:20,549 --> 00:23:23,078 (THEY LAUGH MORE LOUDLY) 316 00:23:28,240 --> 00:23:30,950 Nanny, Nanny, wake up! 317 00:23:31,240 --> 00:23:33,880 - (SLEEPILY) What about Mr Dickens? - Shush! 318 00:23:34,280 --> 00:23:36,190 - Don't shush me! - Wake up! 319 00:23:45,410 --> 00:23:47,070 It's the children! 320 00:23:49,680 --> 00:23:51,950 They've found a new friend! 321 00:24:15,910 --> 00:24:17,790 (SONNY LAUGHS) Hurry up! 322 00:24:24,340 --> 00:24:28,470 (GIRLY) Put it in the trunk! (SONNY) Well, open it. Go on. 323 00:24:35,420 --> 00:24:37,760 (MAN RETCHES IN SHOCK) 324 00:24:52,050 --> 00:24:54,180 (TO TUNE OF �NELLIE THE ELEPHANT�:) 325 00:24:54,650 --> 00:25:00,140 (GIRLY SINGS) �Little Miss Girly packed her trunk...� (SONNY SINGS) �...and somebody joined the angels...� 326 00:25:00,720 --> 00:25:05,750 - Don't worry, you'll be safe with us. - The Mumsy will love you! 327 00:25:09,110 --> 00:25:10,500 (MAN VOMITS) 328 00:25:29,540 --> 00:25:30,520 (GIRLY) Ow! 329 00:25:31,200 --> 00:25:34,070 - Children! - Don't fuss so, Nanny. 330 00:25:34,130 --> 00:25:35,800 That's right, Nanny. Don't fuss. 331 00:25:35,890 --> 00:25:39,280 We'll have none of your naughtiness. What do you say to dear Nanny? 332 00:25:39,930 --> 00:25:41,240 Come along...? 333 00:25:41,500 --> 00:25:44,560 - Sorry Nanny. - I should think so. 334 00:25:45,930 --> 00:25:47,730 - Mumsy? - Dear? 335 00:25:47,890 --> 00:25:49,880 Can I take New Friend his breakfast? 336 00:25:49,920 --> 00:25:53,340 'May' I. Friend in five has been a naughty boy. 337 00:25:53,400 --> 00:25:55,760 Friend in five has been forbidden breakfast. 338 00:25:55,840 --> 00:25:59,350 - No, not him. The new one. - Is he awake yet? 339 00:25:59,410 --> 00:26:01,900 We've put him in room two. I've taken his clothes off. 340 00:26:01,900 --> 00:26:04,960 Those clothes weren't dry. He'll catch his death! 341 00:26:10,960 --> 00:26:14,350 (NURSERY RHYME TUNE � �OH DEAR, WHAT CAN THE MATTER BE?�) 342 00:27:11,270 --> 00:27:13,750 - What's this? - They're for you. 343 00:27:14,240 --> 00:27:17,900 - I can't wear these. It's kid's gear. - Why, are you going somewhere? 344 00:27:18,360 --> 00:27:19,800 Where are my clothes? 345 00:27:20,410 --> 00:27:21,800 We had to burn them. 346 00:27:24,540 --> 00:27:25,840 You're lying. 347 00:27:27,970 --> 00:27:30,710 Gave you a bath last night and tucked you up 348 00:27:30,880 --> 00:27:33,270 and Sonny put your clothes in the incinerator. 349 00:27:34,205 --> 00:27:38,032 - You gave me a bath? - You looked ever so cosy. 350 00:27:40,050 --> 00:27:41,290 You're not embarrassed? 351 00:27:42,540 --> 00:27:44,810 You had blood everywhere. All down your chest. 352 00:27:44,820 --> 00:27:46,260 All right, all right! 353 00:27:47,450 --> 00:27:50,280 - And all inside your thighs. - Shut up! 354 00:27:50,920 --> 00:27:52,950 Sorry you don't like being reminded. 355 00:27:57,300 --> 00:28:01,800 It was an accident, see. We were struggling and she fell. 356 00:28:04,330 --> 00:28:05,350 Liar. 357 00:28:06,650 --> 00:28:08,140 You pushed her! 358 00:28:11,479 --> 00:28:15,925 Saw you with my own two eyes. Sonny saw you too. 359 00:28:16,420 --> 00:28:20,820 Anyway, �Truth, Dare, Crime or Promise� we said. And she... 360 00:28:20,820 --> 00:28:24,030 - Nobody else saw anything, did they? - Might have... 361 00:28:27,230 --> 00:28:29,620 Anyway, no-one will find you. 362 00:28:30,179 --> 00:28:34,033 And they won't find her, not in a month of Sundays. 363 00:28:38,680 --> 00:28:42,000 - What the hell do I do now? - You're safe with us. 364 00:28:44,750 --> 00:28:46,997 We're a happy family. 365 00:28:49,040 --> 00:28:52,260 Come on, eat up. 366 00:28:55,060 --> 00:28:57,230 The Mumsy likes having people in. 367 00:28:58,540 --> 00:29:00,867 Don't you like being looked after? 368 00:29:04,609 --> 00:29:06,482 (GIRLY) That's naughty mister. 369 00:29:08,160 --> 00:29:10,190 You're going to need to learn the rules. 370 00:29:14,310 --> 00:29:18,770 - Well? - He's rather spirited! 371 00:29:22,420 --> 00:29:25,390 As long as he doesn't get too high-spirited. 372 00:29:28,343 --> 00:29:30,264 (NURSERY RHYME TUNE � �OH DEAR, WHAT CAN THE MATTER BE?�) 373 00:29:30,264 --> 00:29:32,460 (GIRLY) Give me that thing � No, I want that one! 374 00:29:32,460 --> 00:29:34,390 (SONNY) No. that's mine. Mumsy bought it for me! 375 00:29:34,390 --> 00:29:36,400 (GIRLY) No, Nanny got me one... 376 00:29:36,890 --> 00:29:41,820 (SONNY) No, it's not yours, no, it's not - ...I'm going to tell Mumsy. 377 00:29:42,460 --> 00:29:44,790 (GIRLY) Come on. Hurry up with that water. 378 00:29:50,190 --> 00:29:51,520 (NEW FRIEND) When do we get something to eat? 379 00:29:51,630 --> 00:29:54,360 (GIRLY) You'll have to wait. Not dinnertime yet. 380 00:29:55,130 --> 00:29:56,490 (NEW FRIEND) Do you have a lot of rules in this house? 381 00:29:56,490 --> 00:30:00,280 (SONNY) Of course. (GIRLY) They're for our own good. And yours. 382 00:30:00,280 --> 00:30:03,350 (NEW FRIEND) Who says? (SONNY) Mumsy and Nanny, that's who. 383 00:30:12,450 --> 00:30:14,140 (IMPATIENTLY) What do you think we'll get for our dinner? 384 00:30:15,120 --> 00:30:18,720 (CHANTS) �Fish's eye in glue, filleted worms, yum yum, pig's bum...� 385 00:30:18,926 --> 00:30:22,631 ��Scab and matter custard, green snot pie, dead dog's giblets, dead cat's eyes...� 386 00:30:22,631 --> 00:30:25,930 - �And a cup of sick to wash it down.� - You'll like it here when you've learnt the rules. 387 00:30:25,930 --> 00:30:28,020 Yes. Well I'll try. 388 00:30:29,370 --> 00:30:32,670 He might as well, huh. Come on. 389 00:30:37,360 --> 00:30:39,760 (NEW FRIEND) These rules. Tell me some of them. 390 00:30:39,760 --> 00:30:42,750 (SONNY) You'll find out, won't he. (GIRLY) He'll find out! 391 00:30:43,980 --> 00:30:46,130 (NEW FRIEND) These games, for example. 392 00:30:46,130 --> 00:30:49,300 (SONNY) Games are what you might call your rent money. Your dues. 393 00:30:49,300 --> 00:30:52,370 (GIRLY) You have to play games because you're our new playmate. 394 00:30:52,370 --> 00:30:53,570 (NEW FRIEND) It's like being back at school. 395 00:30:55,120 --> 00:30:57,680 Suppose... I get fed up with these games. 396 00:31:03,400 --> 00:31:06,670 - Where do you think you're going? - The lavatory. 397 00:31:07,660 --> 00:31:09,470 You know, shed a tear for Nelson. 398 00:31:10,175 --> 00:31:14,166 - For your girlfriend, more likely. - (MOCKINGLY) He wants to go to the 'lav'. 399 00:31:14,630 --> 00:31:16,910 (STERNLY) In this house you have to ask to go to the 'lav' � 400 00:31:16,910 --> 00:31:19,590 you don't just go to the 'lav' without asking. 401 00:31:19,590 --> 00:31:22,150 - You've got to say... - �Please may I be excused?� 402 00:31:23,464 --> 00:31:25,744 - Please may I be excused? - Of course. 403 00:31:26,120 --> 00:31:27,800 - Do you know where it is? - Yes. 404 00:31:29,460 --> 00:31:30,470 Go on, then. 405 00:31:35,580 --> 00:31:37,110 He needs watching, that one. 406 00:31:38,470 --> 00:31:40,090 Itching powder in his bed? 407 00:31:40,520 --> 00:31:42,800 Getting fed up with the itching powder bit. 408 00:31:43,990 --> 00:31:45,370 (SHOUTS) I've got it! 409 00:31:49,316 --> 00:31:52,704 - (DREAMILY) Didn't he say it nicely. (SONNY) What? Say what nicely? 410 00:31:53,160 --> 00:31:57,640 �Please may I be excused?� He said it ever so nicely. 411 00:31:58,860 --> 00:32:02,030 The Mumsy likes well-spoken people. 412 00:32:21,430 --> 00:32:23,830 (RATTLES HANDLE INEFFECTUALLY) 413 00:32:26,740 --> 00:32:29,780 (SHOUTS) Open this door! Open this door! 414 00:32:31,700 --> 00:32:34,430 I don't give him long! (BOTH LAUGH) 415 00:32:35,210 --> 00:32:37,160 Will you open this door! 416 00:32:38,120 --> 00:32:40,810 (SONNY AND GIRLY LAUGH) 417 00:32:45,110 --> 00:32:48,510 (LAUGHTER CONTINUES) 418 00:32:49,980 --> 00:32:51,380 (GIRLY) Go on. 419 00:33:01,920 --> 00:33:03,200 (SONNY) He's coming. 420 00:33:26,950 --> 00:33:28,440 (TRIES DOOR) 421 00:33:43,940 --> 00:33:48,090 (MUSICAL HUMMING OF SPINNING TOP, GETTING LOUDER) 422 00:34:30,060 --> 00:34:32,900 (SONNY) He's made his bed... (GIRLY) ...now he can lie in it! 423 00:34:33,230 --> 00:34:35,250 (THEY LAUGH) 424 00:35:23,478 --> 00:35:25,600 (DINNER GONG SOUNDS) 425 00:35:34,340 --> 00:35:37,780 (GIRLY SINGS) �Oh, dear, what can the matter be...?� 426 00:35:38,154 --> 00:35:41,758 (SONNY SINGS) �Our new friend got locked in the lavatory...� 427 00:35:42,010 --> 00:35:43,300 (BOTH SING) �He'll be there...� 428 00:35:43,370 --> 00:35:44,800 Shut up! SHUT UP! 429 00:35:44,930 --> 00:35:49,090 Is something the matter, dear? Now then, have we all washed our hands? 430 00:35:50,200 --> 00:35:52,410 If there's one thing I do like to see 431 00:35:52,410 --> 00:35:55,190 it's nice clean hands at the lunch table. 432 00:35:55,530 --> 00:35:59,270 - Remember children... (BOTH) Cleanliness is next to Godliness. 433 00:35:59,590 --> 00:36:02,640 What is cleanliness next to? 434 00:36:02,640 --> 00:36:06,400 Cleanliness is... next to Godliness. (MUMSY LAUGHS) 435 00:36:06,700 --> 00:36:09,400 Now then, whose turn is it to say grace today? 436 00:36:09,400 --> 00:36:12,020 (SONNY) Me! Me! - Is it Master Sonny's turn, Nanny? 437 00:36:12,760 --> 00:36:13,890 Yes! 438 00:36:15,050 --> 00:36:19,160 �Through the lips, round the gums Watch out stomach, here it comes!� 439 00:36:24,497 --> 00:36:26,888 What do good boys say? 440 00:36:29,680 --> 00:36:31,350 Please may I have some bread? 441 00:36:32,170 --> 00:36:35,460 �Please may I have some bread...?� 442 00:36:37,524 --> 00:36:40,133 Please may I have some bread, Mumsy? 443 00:36:41,525 --> 00:36:43,814 Shall the New Friend have some bread, children? 444 00:36:45,030 --> 00:36:47,970 Nanny, shall the New Friend have some bread? 445 00:36:48,920 --> 00:36:50,410 Only if he sings us a song. 446 00:36:50,650 --> 00:36:55,400 What a good idea. What song shall the New Friend sing, children? Mumsy? 447 00:36:55,510 --> 00:36:59,050 I dunno, what would you like? �Roll Out The Barrel�? 448 00:36:59,050 --> 00:37:00,490 (SILENCE) 449 00:37:01,420 --> 00:37:02,520 �Any Old Iron�? 450 00:37:02,810 --> 00:37:04,220 (SILENCE) 451 00:37:05,930 --> 00:37:07,810 �Onward Christian Soldiers�? Do you like that? 452 00:37:07,860 --> 00:37:11,230 We'll have no blasphemy at the meal table thank you very much! 453 00:37:11,520 --> 00:37:12,530 I only thought... 454 00:37:12,530 --> 00:37:14,510 (SONNY) ...The Siamese National Anthem. 455 00:37:17,180 --> 00:37:18,440 I don't know that one. 456 00:37:20,564 --> 00:37:26,199 �OH. WA.TAN. A. SIAM� 457 00:37:27,080 --> 00:37:32,240 �OH. YE. SIAM. ANAS� 458 00:37:35,410 --> 00:37:36,380 See. 459 00:37:37,330 --> 00:37:39,760 - What tune? - What tune do you think? 460 00:37:40,910 --> 00:37:42,670 Try the National Anthem. 461 00:37:43,860 --> 00:37:45,830 Go on if you're going. Come on. 462 00:37:45,830 --> 00:37:47,660 (TO TUNE OF �GOD SAVE THE QUEEN�:) 463 00:37:48,150 --> 00:37:53,060 (SINGS) �OH. WA.TAN. A. SIAM� 464 00:37:53,710 --> 00:37:56,910 �OH. YE. SIAM...� 465 00:37:57,488 --> 00:37:59,330 (LAUGHTER) 466 00:38:00,530 --> 00:38:07,380 (GIRLY SINGS) �Oh, what an ass I am Oh yes I am an ass!� 467 00:38:08,557 --> 00:38:11,062 (ALL LAUGH) 468 00:38:16,230 --> 00:38:19,620 (NURSERY RHYME TUNE � �OH DEAR, WHAT CAN THE MATTER BE?�) 469 00:38:51,807 --> 00:38:53,403 (SHRIEKS) 470 00:38:56,877 --> 00:38:59,019 (SONNY AND GIRLY LAUGH) 471 00:39:17,628 --> 00:39:19,522 (LAUGHTER CONTINUES) 472 00:39:45,766 --> 00:39:48,541 (REPEATED CRASHING AGAINST DOOR) 473 00:39:56,169 --> 00:39:57,574 Hello! 474 00:40:00,660 --> 00:40:04,480 (SONNY) �First of all she tried Father Bear's bed, but that was too hard.� 475 00:40:05,110 --> 00:40:08,470 �Next she tried Mother Bear's bed but that was too soft.� 476 00:40:09,279 --> 00:40:11,272 �Last of all she tried Baby Bear's bed...� 477 00:40:11,550 --> 00:40:12,780 (GIRLY RAPS GAVEL ON TABLE) 478 00:40:19,950 --> 00:40:24,280 You have been a great disappointment to all of us. Certainly to me. 479 00:40:25,988 --> 00:40:28,670 However, bearing in mind the fact 480 00:40:28,670 --> 00:40:32,148 that new friends often feel a little strange at first, 481 00:40:32,660 --> 00:40:36,370 that is to say, alarmed, and invariably try to run away, 482 00:40:37,690 --> 00:40:41,430 we usually give them a second chance. 483 00:40:42,470 --> 00:40:43,920 In fact, it might almost be said 484 00:40:43,970 --> 00:40:47,750 that giving them a second chance is part of the rules. 485 00:40:48,210 --> 00:40:52,820 Mark you, not all new friends get a second chance. 486 00:40:53,360 --> 00:40:57,030 - I remember only last year... - Get on with it Mumsy, I'm tired. 487 00:40:57,040 --> 00:41:01,210 Don't interrupt. You know Mumsy doesn't like naughty boys who interrupt. 488 00:41:01,260 --> 00:41:02,860 He needs his sleep, he's growing! 489 00:41:02,900 --> 00:41:05,410 Mumsy doesn't like Nanny to interrupt either. 490 00:41:07,060 --> 00:41:10,980 We have decided to sentence you to do the shopping. 491 00:41:12,850 --> 00:41:18,930 Shopping is a lenient sentence when there are certain... mitigating circumstances. 492 00:41:19,150 --> 00:41:22,530 - What Mumsy means is that... (NANNY) New Friend's not stupid. 493 00:41:23,390 --> 00:41:26,040 New Friend knows what Mumsy means... 494 00:41:30,050 --> 00:41:31,370 Just remember... 495 00:41:31,970 --> 00:41:38,000 ...in future, stick to the rules � and don't do anything silly. 496 00:41:40,749 --> 00:41:44,026 Now I think it's time we adjourned again, to bed. 497 00:41:47,559 --> 00:41:50,942 (NANNY) Come along Master Sonny, back to beddy-byes. 498 00:41:53,015 --> 00:41:55,843 (GRANDFATHER CLOCK CHIMES) 499 00:42:04,546 --> 00:42:06,907 (KNITTING NEEDLES CLICK) 500 00:42:08,640 --> 00:42:10,950 (GENTLY SCOLDING) You've been a great disappointment to me. 501 00:42:12,286 --> 00:42:14,574 It's very silly to panic. 502 00:42:15,580 --> 00:42:18,880 Only little boys do silly things like that. 503 00:42:21,095 --> 00:42:25,805 And you're not a little boy any more, are you... 504 00:42:27,788 --> 00:42:32,741 Show Mumsy you're not a little boy any more. 505 00:42:47,320 --> 00:42:49,470 (NANNY SNORTS DISAPPROVINGLY) 506 00:42:52,621 --> 00:42:55,612 (LULLABY � �OH DEAR, WHAT CAN THE MATTER BE?�) 507 00:43:21,465 --> 00:43:24,098 - Where are you off to? - I'm hungry. 508 00:43:24,098 --> 00:43:26,000 - But you're never hungry. - I am now. 509 00:43:26,328 --> 00:43:28,876 I'm a growing girl, aren't I? Mumsy says so. 510 00:43:29,746 --> 00:43:32,646 Sometimes a growing girl gets an appetite. 511 00:44:03,510 --> 00:44:08,020 (MUMSY, INSIDE ROOM) Rock-a-bye baby on the tree top 512 00:44:10,850 --> 00:44:14,110 Now New Friend knows what Mumsy meant... 513 00:44:14,488 --> 00:44:16,798 by mitigating circumstances. 514 00:44:17,935 --> 00:44:20,335 (GIRLY GASPS IN SHOCK) 515 00:44:36,638 --> 00:44:41,622 (NURSERY RHYME TUNE � �BOYS AND GIRLS COME OUT TO PLAY�) 516 00:44:46,878 --> 00:44:48,666 Come on, hurry up. 517 00:45:00,539 --> 00:45:01,650 Quick! 518 00:45:06,190 --> 00:45:08,465 Careful. That's it. 519 00:45:26,250 --> 00:45:28,470 And, erm... a loaf of bread, please, miss. 520 00:45:28,470 --> 00:45:31,820 Yes, sir. Good day, sir. 521 00:45:31,820 --> 00:45:33,830 Good day. Thank you miss. 522 00:45:45,540 --> 00:45:46,760 Hello. 523 00:45:48,460 --> 00:45:53,120 - Yes sir. What would you like? - Mumsy and Nanny sent me. 524 00:45:53,810 --> 00:45:57,910 - They gave me a list. - How is the Mumsy? �and Nanny? 525 00:45:57,910 --> 00:46:00,140 - Oh, they're very well, thank you. (SONNY SHRIEKS) 526 00:46:02,160 --> 00:46:04,470 - Anyway, erm... - Yes? 527 00:46:07,990 --> 00:46:09,680 (SUPPRESSING LAUGH) I'd like a pint of strap oil, 528 00:46:10,250 --> 00:46:12,160 two left-handed screwdrivers, 529 00:46:13,070 --> 00:46:16,280 a pound of elbow grease (LAUGHS), and a pint of cooking glue! 530 00:46:17,460 --> 00:46:19,100 You've come to the wrong shop. 531 00:46:19,660 --> 00:46:21,870 You should've gone to hardware down the road. 532 00:46:23,070 --> 00:46:28,570 Well then, you wouldn't have any striped paint, would you? 533 00:46:29,110 --> 00:46:30,970 Mumsy and Nanny want some striped paint 534 00:46:32,090 --> 00:46:33,560 for the Last Post. 535 00:46:38,072 --> 00:46:40,493 Like I said. Hardware. 536 00:46:41,560 --> 00:46:43,360 But let's see what we've got... 537 00:47:22,900 --> 00:47:24,280 How's that suit you? 538 00:47:27,322 --> 00:47:29,877 - No, that's no good. - Why? 539 00:47:31,614 --> 00:47:34,936 - The stripes are too wide. - Then you'd better try hardware. 540 00:47:36,400 --> 00:47:37,960 Sorry I couldn't help you! 541 00:47:38,662 --> 00:47:40,814 Mumsy and Nanny will be cross. 542 00:47:44,630 --> 00:47:46,400 You can't go yet! 543 00:47:48,568 --> 00:47:51,786 (PUTTING ON AIRS) The shops are always so crowded these days you get quite worn out. 544 00:47:52,160 --> 00:47:54,850 So why not take the weight off your feet, I say, 545 00:47:55,250 --> 00:47:57,680 and have a nice cup of tea! 546 00:47:58,320 --> 00:48:00,800 - Do I have to? - It's part of the game. 547 00:48:02,224 --> 00:48:03,377 Oh. 548 00:48:07,430 --> 00:48:10,080 - Are you going to have one? - It's only for customers. 549 00:48:11,430 --> 00:48:12,430 Oh. 550 00:48:12,980 --> 00:48:15,800 Well, if it's part of the game... 551 00:48:22,280 --> 00:48:25,320 (SCREAMS AS THOUGH POISONED) 552 00:48:35,025 --> 00:48:37,241 (GIRLY AND SONNY LAUGH) 553 00:48:46,380 --> 00:48:48,410 Castor oil's good for you, dear. 554 00:48:48,410 --> 00:48:50,950 If I'd told you, you wouldn't have touched it! 555 00:48:51,610 --> 00:48:53,100 Castor oil?! 556 00:48:53,490 --> 00:48:57,480 Sonny takes his with blackcurrant juice and I take mine with lemonade. 557 00:48:57,480 --> 00:49:03,870 Castor oil! I thought, I really thought... Castor oil! 558 00:49:03,870 --> 00:49:05,620 (SONNY SHRIEKS) 559 00:49:06,710 --> 00:49:09,540 Miss Girly says the New Friend's a good boy. 560 00:49:11,830 --> 00:49:13,200 Friend in two? 561 00:49:14,072 --> 00:49:19,182 Well I wouldn't mean the naughty boy in five, would I? Five is in disgrace. 562 00:49:21,015 --> 00:49:25,008 Miss Girly says our friend in two did the shopping like a good boy. 563 00:49:26,460 --> 00:49:30,332 Miss Girly said he'd prefer his castor oil in ginger beer, though. 564 00:49:31,747 --> 00:49:35,056 I don't imagine he'll give us any more trouble. 565 00:49:35,110 --> 00:49:36,790 Nanny hopes not. 566 00:49:41,130 --> 00:49:45,520 (SIGHS) He's so very... different. 567 00:49:48,160 --> 00:49:52,170 Mumsy, you're not fancying him are you? 568 00:49:52,670 --> 00:49:55,110 Fancying new friends is against the rules, 569 00:49:55,110 --> 00:49:57,380 you can have them but you mustn't fancy them. 570 00:50:00,474 --> 00:50:02,715 Fancying them only complicates matters. 571 00:50:03,218 --> 00:50:05,510 Rules are for the children, Nanny dear. 572 00:50:05,720 --> 00:50:08,910 - And rules are for us, too. - Now don't upset yourself. 573 00:50:09,220 --> 00:50:14,180 - (RAISES VOICE) Just remember! - Must I remind you, Nanny dear, that you are only... 574 00:50:14,180 --> 00:50:19,400 Yes, I know. I'm only the Nanny. You're the Mumsy. 575 00:50:23,339 --> 00:50:25,573 (KNITTING NEEDLES CLICK FURIOUSLY) 576 00:50:26,050 --> 00:50:30,000 Do you think he likes it here? Friend in two? 577 00:50:30,760 --> 00:50:34,750 - Well you don't get cakies in prison. - Prison? 578 00:50:36,603 --> 00:50:38,284 Our friend in two... 579 00:50:39,180 --> 00:50:40,610 ...is a murderer. 580 00:50:42,450 --> 00:50:45,640 A murderer! In our house! 581 00:50:48,210 --> 00:50:53,840 (GIRLY SCREAMS) No, no! Leave me alone! Please, help! 582 00:50:59,768 --> 00:51:02,219 (SONNY SCREAMS) 583 00:51:03,110 --> 00:51:04,260 (BOW SHOOTS ARROW) 584 00:51:05,429 --> 00:51:08,799 (GIRLY GROANS) 585 00:51:16,040 --> 00:51:17,650 The dear things! 586 00:51:19,551 --> 00:51:22,408 (SONNY YELLS SAVAGELY AT EACH AXE BLOW) 587 00:51:26,990 --> 00:51:28,860 The dear, sweet things! 588 00:51:30,893 --> 00:51:34,276 (GIRLY LAUGHS) 589 00:51:38,440 --> 00:51:43,140 Like I said, Mumsy, him in five's been very restless lately, very restless. 590 00:51:43,140 --> 00:51:45,540 Is that who they're playing with? Friend in five? 591 00:51:45,840 --> 00:51:47,430 I didn't see the rota this morning. 592 00:51:47,430 --> 00:51:50,310 No, friend in five is not allowed to play any more. 593 00:51:50,310 --> 00:51:52,190 They're playing with new friend in two. 594 00:51:52,190 --> 00:51:55,000 Ah, the nice new friend. 595 00:51:56,290 --> 00:52:01,380 He seems to have lots of energy. Just like the dear children. 596 00:52:01,380 --> 00:52:05,780 I do like to see all the dear hearts happy even if they do have too much energy. 597 00:52:08,854 --> 00:52:11,756 ('COWBOYS AND INDIANS' MUSIC) 598 00:54:04,140 --> 00:54:05,610 Got you! 599 00:54:10,580 --> 00:54:14,260 There you are! I thought you were trying to escape. 600 00:54:14,463 --> 00:54:15,726 Well, you thought wrong. 601 00:54:18,990 --> 00:54:20,280 Let go of my hand. 602 00:54:22,620 --> 00:54:25,470 I said, let go of my hand. 603 00:54:27,320 --> 00:54:29,190 You've not been learning the rules. 604 00:54:30,210 --> 00:54:31,770 Rules can be broken. 605 00:54:34,140 --> 00:54:36,280 I thought you were trying to run for it. 606 00:54:36,830 --> 00:54:37,970 No. 607 00:54:39,250 --> 00:54:42,640 You must never try to run for it. Not a second time. 608 00:54:44,027 --> 00:54:47,427 Because if you try to run for it, we catch you. 609 00:54:48,280 --> 00:54:52,090 I'm not joking! We put you on trial. 610 00:54:53,920 --> 00:54:55,710 P-properly, this time. 611 00:54:56,490 --> 00:54:57,550 Then what? 612 00:54:58,710 --> 00:55:01,960 If-if we found you guilty of trying to run for it, 613 00:55:02,560 --> 00:55:04,050 of trying a second time, 614 00:55:05,580 --> 00:55:08,250 if we caught you breaking one of the rules 615 00:55:15,120 --> 00:55:16,980 ...we'd send you to the angels. 616 00:55:19,110 --> 00:55:20,400 You wouldn't like that. 617 00:55:22,590 --> 00:55:24,570 (NEW FRIEND) Would you? 618 00:55:35,587 --> 00:55:40,497 No, no, oh don't go - 619 00:55:40,920 --> 00:55:43,680 don't ever try to run for it! 620 00:55:47,708 --> 00:55:49,332 (GIRLY GASPS) 621 00:56:02,170 --> 00:56:03,835 (LAUGHS) 622 00:56:26,364 --> 00:56:28,299 (SHE SOBS) 623 00:56:39,510 --> 00:56:41,280 Do you think he's settled in? 624 00:56:42,990 --> 00:56:45,600 - Do you? - What's that, Nanny dear? 625 00:56:45,600 --> 00:56:47,960 Friend in two, do you think he's settled in? 626 00:56:48,020 --> 00:56:50,510 Oh, I think he's settled in extremely well. 627 00:56:51,000 --> 00:56:54,030 Indeed, he's the one with too much energy. 628 00:56:55,932 --> 00:57:00,113 That's why I put bromide in his cocoa, Mumsy. 629 00:57:05,823 --> 00:57:08,147 (SONNY MAKES 'INDIAN WAR WHOOPS') 630 00:57:39,720 --> 00:57:42,060 You'll forget this if you know what's good for you. 631 00:57:42,798 --> 00:57:45,329 - You won't, though. - What's that supposed to mean? 632 00:57:46,130 --> 00:57:48,590 They say you never do, not the first time. 633 00:57:48,911 --> 00:57:52,250 - Look, just forget it. - Suppose I don't want to. 634 00:57:53,540 --> 00:57:55,930 Don't be so bloody na�ve! 635 00:57:59,800 --> 00:58:01,790 ('COWBOYS AND INDIANS' MUSIC) 636 00:58:12,190 --> 00:58:15,270 (SHOUTS) You and your stupid games! 637 00:58:18,070 --> 00:58:20,070 - Anyway, it's like you say... - Yes. 638 00:58:20,080 --> 00:58:22,750 - It's five's the worry. - He's had his opportunities. 639 00:58:22,760 --> 00:58:25,180 Now that two's all cosy where's the point in five? 640 00:58:25,190 --> 00:58:27,260 (NANNY) Why do we bother with five any more, he never listens... 641 00:58:27,270 --> 00:58:29,050 (MUMSY) I said to him more than once he played us all up... 642 00:58:29,060 --> 00:58:31,930 Not like two, two's a good boy. 643 00:58:33,545 --> 00:58:38,097 I think it's time friend in five was made to play 'the game'. 644 00:58:41,654 --> 00:58:44,214 The Humpty Dumpty game? 645 00:58:46,678 --> 00:58:49,051 (BOTH CACKLE GLEEFULLY) 646 00:58:50,650 --> 00:58:53,480 (NURSERY RHYME TUNE � �HUMPTY DUMPTY SAT ON A WALL�) 647 00:59:18,986 --> 00:59:20,389 Who's that for? 648 00:59:24,830 --> 00:59:29,010 - I said, who's that for? - Him in five. 649 00:59:29,230 --> 00:59:30,390 What about him? 650 00:59:30,390 --> 00:59:33,080 Mumsy and Nanny say he's to be put on trial. 651 00:59:33,080 --> 00:59:35,310 - Why? - You know why. 652 00:59:35,310 --> 00:59:38,650 Because he tried to run away a second time. 653 00:59:39,040 --> 00:59:40,370 Oh. 654 00:59:43,790 --> 00:59:45,970 - When? - The other day. 655 00:59:46,210 --> 00:59:47,940 No, I mean 'when'. 656 00:59:48,400 --> 00:59:49,670 Oh, soon. 657 00:59:53,750 --> 00:59:55,820 Here. Make yourself useful. 658 01:00:02,170 --> 01:00:05,190 (GIRLY) You seem sure he's guilty. - And you're getting soft. 659 01:00:05,510 --> 01:00:07,020 (GIRLY) Mind yourself! 660 01:00:07,210 --> 01:00:09,470 - No I'm not. - And getting soft's against the rules. 661 01:00:09,510 --> 01:00:11,930 I know, getting soft's against the rules. 662 01:00:11,930 --> 01:00:13,770 (SONNY) Just remember... - What? 663 01:00:13,770 --> 01:00:16,830 Rules are applied rigidly. You needn't think otherwise. 664 01:00:17,180 --> 01:00:20,360 - Why should I? - Just don't start getting soft, that's all. 665 01:00:26,410 --> 01:00:29,490 Come on then, rabbit. Have your biccies, come on. 666 01:00:29,956 --> 01:00:32,553 (NEW FRIEND WHISTLES �HUMPTY DUMPTY SAT ON A WALL�) 667 01:00:37,960 --> 01:00:40,480 Come on then, have your biccies. Come on then. 668 01:00:40,690 --> 01:00:42,640 There's a good boy, come on then... 669 01:00:44,860 --> 01:00:48,810 - New Friend like a nice biccie? - Thank you Nanny. 670 01:00:51,307 --> 01:00:53,770 Why doesn't Nanny like the New Friend any more? 671 01:00:55,440 --> 01:00:58,130 - Why would New Friend think that? - Well... 672 01:00:58,670 --> 01:01:01,820 ...Nanny didn't help the Mumsy give New Friend his bath last night. 673 01:01:02,684 --> 01:01:04,895 - Last night? - Uh-huh. 674 01:01:05,988 --> 01:01:10,260 Mumsy said the New Friend had the sniffles and wasn't to have a bath last night. 675 01:01:13,348 --> 01:01:15,784 I wonder why Mumsy would say a thing like that? 676 01:01:17,090 --> 01:01:18,910 Yes, I wonder... 677 01:01:41,160 --> 01:01:42,520 Spoilsport. 678 01:01:42,950 --> 01:01:44,360 (GIRLY) You're not allowed! 679 01:01:47,020 --> 01:01:48,310 That's a grown-up's game. 680 01:01:48,310 --> 01:01:50,170 I thought you liked grown-up games. 681 01:02:03,380 --> 01:02:05,740 I suppose you'd call it �Mothers and Fathers�. 682 01:02:08,230 --> 01:02:12,350 You showed me a game � now I'm going to show you one. 683 01:02:12,350 --> 01:02:15,860 Oh, yeah? What do you call your game? 684 01:02:20,130 --> 01:02:21,783 This game's got no name. 685 01:02:23,850 --> 01:02:26,790 But if you tell tales about you and me... 686 01:02:28,430 --> 01:02:33,269 you'll finish up in the sand pit. Up to your neck in it. 687 01:02:35,020 --> 01:02:39,450 And when you're struggling, buried in it... 688 01:02:42,300 --> 01:02:47,590 and when you're struggling, when you're struggling to get out, but can't... 689 01:02:48,870 --> 01:02:51,720 we'll all be taking potshots 690 01:03:00,150 --> 01:03:06,760 at you � only we won't be using cues. 691 01:03:15,870 --> 01:03:19,300 - (PLEASANTLY) You do understand? - Kiddy billiards, huh? 692 01:03:23,050 --> 01:03:26,210 So don't do anything silly like friend in five did. 693 01:03:26,740 --> 01:03:28,540 So there is another one in five, then? 694 01:03:30,520 --> 01:03:32,580 Plenty of dollies in the toy cupboard. 695 01:03:32,580 --> 01:03:36,340 - Yeah, but this one in five... - He's being sent to the angels. 696 01:03:36,620 --> 01:03:40,130 - He's what? - We're putting him on trial. 697 01:03:40,130 --> 01:03:42,670 (PORCELAIN DOLL GRATES � GIRLY GASPS) 698 01:03:43,170 --> 01:03:44,240 (NEW FRIEND, GENTLY) Hey! 699 01:03:49,839 --> 01:03:51,754 I don't want to see you get hurt. 700 01:03:54,820 --> 01:03:56,010 Just remember... 701 01:03:57,140 --> 01:04:01,940 Mumsy, Nanny, Sonny and me, we're a happy family. 702 01:04:10,320 --> 01:04:16,580 (MUMSY SINGS) �Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall...� 703 01:04:16,920 --> 01:04:20,110 Why do you suppose Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall, Nanny? 704 01:04:20,670 --> 01:04:25,590 Well, if the Mumsy doesn't know why, the Nanny isn't allowed to know why, is she? 705 01:04:25,590 --> 01:04:27,730 (NEW FRIEND APPROACHES KITCHEN, WHISTLING A TUNE) 706 01:04:27,730 --> 01:04:30,590 (NANNY) Look out! - (SINGSONG) Here comes a certain person... 707 01:04:34,000 --> 01:04:36,760 (MUMSY SINGS) �Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall,� 708 01:04:36,760 --> 01:04:39,250 �Humpty Dumpty had a great fall,� 709 01:04:39,600 --> 01:04:41,430 �All the King's horses and all the King's men...� 710 01:04:41,430 --> 01:04:43,810 - Girly says... - Girly has far too much 711 01:04:43,810 --> 01:04:47,077 - to say for herself sometimes... - ...has Miss Girly. 712 01:04:48,867 --> 01:04:53,051 Girly says you're sending number five to the angels. 713 01:04:53,400 --> 01:04:56,930 She said you put him on trial, and found him guilty of not sticking to the rules 714 01:04:58,190 --> 01:04:59,850 and he's to be sent to the angels. 715 01:04:59,850 --> 01:05:04,010 Now you're being curious, and curiosity killed the cat. 716 01:05:05,470 --> 01:05:06,630 I just wondered, that's all. 717 01:05:06,630 --> 01:05:09,180 Little boys should be seen and not heard... 718 01:05:09,180 --> 01:05:11,720 ...otherwise, little boys get sent to bed. 719 01:05:13,040 --> 01:05:14,490 (PLAYFULLY) Who with? 720 01:05:15,480 --> 01:05:17,210 (INSOLENTLY) Come on, who with? 721 01:05:17,620 --> 01:05:19,210 That's not very nice... 722 01:05:19,800 --> 01:05:21,890 Not nice, what do you mean, not nice? 723 01:05:24,610 --> 01:05:26,870 You don't mean to say you've never... 724 01:05:26,870 --> 01:05:30,230 ...Nanny means you're speaking out of turn. 725 01:05:30,440 --> 01:05:32,280 (LAUGHS) I know all what Nanny means. 726 01:05:33,270 --> 01:05:35,230 Does she put all the new friends to bed? 727 01:05:35,230 --> 01:05:38,229 (STERNLY) Mumsy thinks you'd best go to your room. 728 01:05:39,443 --> 01:05:42,407 (OBEDIENTLY) All right, Mumsy. Nanny. 729 01:05:50,319 --> 01:05:51,549 Join me later. 730 01:05:55,090 --> 01:05:56,960 I don't like his tone. 731 01:05:58,790 --> 01:05:59,870 No. 732 01:06:02,310 --> 01:06:03,790 ...I'm sure you don't. 733 01:06:05,630 --> 01:06:09,330 Are you trying to tell me something, Nanny dear? 734 01:06:20,705 --> 01:06:22,468 (SONNY AND GIRLY LAUGH) 735 01:06:38,670 --> 01:06:41,210 (NUMBER 5 WHIMPERS IN FEAR) 736 01:06:54,058 --> 01:06:55,672 (ABACUS RATTLES) 737 01:07:01,249 --> 01:07:04,765 (CALLIOPE 'GALLOPER' MUSIC PLAYS LOUDLY) 738 01:07:33,000 --> 01:07:35,310 (SONNY MAKES 'INDIAN WAR WHOOPS') 739 01:07:37,244 --> 01:07:39,084 (CALLIOPE MUSIC STOPS) 740 01:07:41,940 --> 01:07:43,720 We have deliberated. 741 01:07:46,390 --> 01:07:50,260 And we have decided that you shall play the Humpty Dumpty game. 742 01:07:51,500 --> 01:07:55,440 But we will give you a little start. Fair's fair. 743 01:07:55,840 --> 01:08:01,040 So I shall count to ten and then Sonny will try to catch you. 744 01:08:02,250 --> 01:08:03,500 Off you go, then. 745 01:08:04,590 --> 01:08:05,680 �One� 746 01:08:06,530 --> 01:08:07,620 �Two� 747 01:08:08,570 --> 01:08:09,550 �Three� 748 01:08:10,920 --> 01:08:11,890 �Four� 749 01:08:12,766 --> 01:08:15,211 (SONNY MAKES 'INDIAN WAR WHOOPS') 750 01:08:18,820 --> 01:08:19,830 �Seven� 751 01:08:20,420 --> 01:08:22,630 (CALLIOPE PLAYS OMINOUS RISING SCALE) 752 01:08:23,450 --> 01:08:25,306 (CALLIOPE STOPS) 753 01:08:25,306 --> 01:08:26,550 �Ten� 754 01:08:28,360 --> 01:08:30,130 (NUMBER 5 BREATHES HEAVILY) 755 01:08:30,870 --> 01:08:32,290 (CINE CAMERA RUNS) 756 01:08:32,710 --> 01:08:34,620 ('INDIAN WAR WHOOPS') 757 01:08:38,270 --> 01:08:40,340 ('INDIAN WAR WHOOPS') 758 01:08:43,982 --> 01:08:45,914 (CINE CAMERA RUNS) 759 01:09:10,370 --> 01:09:12,620 (CINE CAMERA RUNS) 760 01:09:21,650 --> 01:09:23,750 (CRY OF PAIN) 761 01:09:55,530 --> 01:09:58,170 (NUMBER 5 SCREAMS) 762 01:10:06,792 --> 01:10:09,912 (VIOLIN PLAYS PHRASE � �...COULDN'T PUT HUMPTY TOGETHER AGAIN.�) 763 01:10:14,443 --> 01:10:16,987 (PROJECTOR FLICKERS) 764 01:10:38,280 --> 01:10:41,040 (SOUNDS OF CLOTH RIPPING) 765 01:10:51,934 --> 01:10:54,039 (POLITE APPLAUSE) 766 01:11:00,120 --> 01:11:04,920 Girly gets naughtier every day! Spoiling all her lovely toys. 767 01:11:05,850 --> 01:11:09,080 That's right, Sonny dear. Let's all see the lovely film again... 768 01:11:09,435 --> 01:11:13,243 and this time, Girly, you're to stop fidgeting and watch properly. 769 01:11:13,890 --> 01:11:18,820 I don't have to remind you, that in a happy family, fidgeting is not permitted. 770 01:11:21,807 --> 01:11:24,395 New Friend is not to fidget, either. 771 01:11:30,073 --> 01:11:31,792 Switch the lights off, Nanny. 772 01:11:41,015 --> 01:11:43,825 (PROJECTOR STARTS) 773 01:12:31,086 --> 01:12:32,851 - You're not to talk to me. - Listen... 774 01:12:33,210 --> 01:12:35,300 You're just sticking your neck out and for what? 775 01:12:35,300 --> 01:12:38,760 - Because something's got to be done. - What can you do? 776 01:12:40,200 --> 01:12:42,320 Have you forgotten that girlfriend of yours? 777 01:12:43,640 --> 01:12:45,980 All right, I'm across a barrel, I know... 778 01:12:46,360 --> 01:12:48,500 ...but then so are you � just shut up and listen. 779 01:12:50,530 --> 01:12:52,660 You and me, we've got to get out of this madhouse. 780 01:12:52,660 --> 01:12:58,240 We're not mad... we're happy... We're a happy family! 781 01:12:58,240 --> 01:13:02,670 For how long? Go on, how long are you going to be happy carrying on like this? 782 01:13:04,480 --> 01:13:06,720 I tell you we've got to clear off and leave them to it. 783 01:13:06,960 --> 01:13:11,380 'We?' What happened between us was just part of the game. 784 01:13:12,760 --> 01:13:14,760 (THREATENINGLY) Don't stick your neck out. 785 01:13:15,940 --> 01:13:17,140 What am I supposed to do? 786 01:13:17,140 --> 01:13:20,336 Don't ask questions! Don't you understand? 787 01:13:20,336 --> 01:13:22,920 You just play the game and stick to the rules. 788 01:13:22,920 --> 01:13:24,110 (BEWILDERED) The rules? 789 01:13:24,110 --> 01:13:28,310 (DISTRESSED) We are, we are, we're... a happy family! 790 01:13:32,610 --> 01:13:35,230 (NANNY) (AGGRESSIVELY) Do you know, I've warned you, you can have them 791 01:13:35,230 --> 01:13:36,842 but you mustn't fancy them. 792 01:13:37,630 --> 01:13:41,460 Anyway, we've always bathed new friends together before, that's the rules. 793 01:13:41,460 --> 01:13:43,860 (MUMSY) There's no need to upset yourself, Nanny dear. 794 01:13:44,260 --> 01:13:46,520 I assure you that on this occasion... 795 01:13:46,520 --> 01:13:49,430 (RAISES VOICE) You went in when friend two was in the bath? 796 01:13:49,430 --> 01:13:51,980 - He left the door open. - But you didn't even knock! 797 01:13:51,980 --> 01:13:54,470 I had to take him in his baby powder. 798 01:13:56,360 --> 01:13:58,840 - Then what? - He looked so sweet... 799 01:13:59,070 --> 01:14:01,190 - Then what? - ...just like one of nice... 800 01:14:01,190 --> 01:14:02,580 ...Mr Kingsley's Water Babies... 801 01:14:02,580 --> 01:14:06,630 - Are you listening to me? - ...splashing about with that plastic boat we gave him. 802 01:14:06,630 --> 01:14:08,360 YOU gave him. 803 01:14:08,860 --> 01:14:14,280 Don't you remember, Nanny dear? WE took it away from number six. 804 01:14:21,330 --> 01:14:25,420 (NANNY) (SUBDUED) I still think you should have knocked before you went in, Mumsy. 805 01:14:31,080 --> 01:14:37,520 Wake up! Wake up! Come on, please! Wake up! 806 01:14:37,520 --> 01:14:39,210 (SLEEPILY) Why did you wake me up? 807 01:14:39,210 --> 01:14:41,950 ...Hansel and Gretel were just going to invite me to tea... 808 01:14:41,950 --> 01:14:44,190 - Mumsy and Nanny have had a row. - What about? 809 01:14:44,400 --> 01:14:47,040 Friend in two. He's all playing them off against each other. 810 01:14:47,040 --> 01:14:49,130 - Why would he want to do that? - Don't you see? 811 01:14:49,130 --> 01:14:52,180 - No, I don't see. What's there to see? - He's trying to rule the roost. 812 01:14:52,400 --> 01:14:54,940 He thinks if he can get Mumsy and Nanny at each other's throats... 813 01:14:54,940 --> 01:14:56,940 - Well? - ...he thinks something might happen. 814 01:14:56,940 --> 01:14:58,150 Such as...? 815 01:14:59,420 --> 01:15:03,310 - Do I have to explain everything? - Since you ask, yes. 816 01:15:03,310 --> 01:15:06,220 You're really thick you are, you're thicker than two short planks. 817 01:15:06,460 --> 01:15:08,810 Brothers shouldn't talk to their sisters like that. 818 01:15:08,810 --> 01:15:10,190 Talk to you how I like! 819 01:15:10,190 --> 01:15:12,580 In fact, you're thicker than two short planks, you're thicker than... 820 01:15:12,580 --> 01:15:17,220 I know, thicker than mule turd � I'll tell Mumsy and she'll wash your mouth out! 821 01:15:17,740 --> 01:15:21,430 Anyway, get on with it � I want to go back to tea with Hansel and Gretel! 822 01:15:21,940 --> 01:15:26,030 I wouldn't be surprised if friend in two tried to stir things up so much... 823 01:15:26,030 --> 01:15:28,250 ...either Mumsy or Nanny does something terrible. 824 01:15:29,760 --> 01:15:31,120 To each other, you mean? 825 01:15:33,290 --> 01:15:36,210 - What are we going to do then? - Oh, I don't know. 826 01:15:36,510 --> 01:15:39,820 I don't want to go bothering with a trial, though. Trials are a bore. 827 01:15:41,440 --> 01:15:45,470 - What started it all? - Thought you wanted to go back to sleep? 828 01:15:46,220 --> 01:15:48,290 Oh, get on with it, will you? 829 01:15:48,710 --> 01:15:52,850 Well, he let on to Nanny that he and Mumsy did something together... 830 01:15:53,280 --> 01:15:56,870 ...and that upset Nanny, of course, because he's never done that with her. 831 01:15:57,940 --> 01:16:00,970 - Does Nanny want him to, then? - Of course she does. 832 01:16:01,220 --> 01:16:04,590 - Clear as the nose on her face. - At her age? 833 01:16:04,810 --> 01:16:06,050 At her age. 834 01:16:09,010 --> 01:16:11,700 Yes, we'll have to send him to the angels. 835 01:16:26,330 --> 01:16:29,050 (SOUND OF HAMMERING) 836 01:16:47,530 --> 01:16:50,920 - Nanny, dear? - Not now, sweetest � you can see that Nanny's busy. 837 01:16:50,920 --> 01:16:52,670 - It's important. - It'll have to wait, dearest. 838 01:16:52,670 --> 01:16:55,040 - But Nanny... - Can't you see how busy I am? 839 01:16:55,040 --> 01:16:56,940 Now go along and play. 840 01:16:58,000 --> 01:17:00,190 - Friend in five in there? - That's right. 841 01:17:00,190 --> 01:17:04,920 - On his way to the angels? - I expect he's there by now, sweetest love. 842 01:17:05,530 --> 01:17:08,210 Nanny, I've got to talk to you, it's important. 843 01:17:08,210 --> 01:17:12,350 All right then, now what's all this that's so important that you can't wait? 844 01:17:13,620 --> 01:17:17,440 Sonny doesn't like New Friend. Sonny broke a rule. 845 01:17:18,080 --> 01:17:22,680 - Are you telling tales out of school? - No, but Sonny did. 846 01:17:23,050 --> 01:17:25,890 - What did he say? - I won't tell you what he said 847 01:17:26,338 --> 01:17:29,333 but because he said it I know he doesn't like the New Friend. 848 01:17:30,441 --> 01:17:34,511 - You like him though, don't you? - Say what you mean, dear. 849 01:17:43,444 --> 01:17:45,448 (THEY WHISPER CONSPIRATORIALLY:) 850 01:17:46,110 --> 01:17:49,770 - Sonny wants to send New Friend to the angels. - Why? 851 01:17:51,760 --> 01:17:52,970 Promise not to tell? 852 01:17:58,190 --> 01:18:00,950 Sonny said to Mumsy that you told New Friend in two 853 01:18:00,950 --> 01:18:03,720 that you want him to do to you what he did to Mumsy. 854 01:18:04,620 --> 01:18:06,540 Mumsy's going to get you, so there! 855 01:18:08,220 --> 01:18:11,860 Sonny didn't bargain on Mumsy saying that. He bargained on Mumsy 856 01:18:11,860 --> 01:18:16,140 sending friend in two to the angels. See? 857 01:18:17,960 --> 01:18:22,120 All right, Miss Girly. Off you go to bed. 858 01:18:34,040 --> 01:18:37,270 (NURSERY RHYME TUNE � �OH DEAR, WHAT CAN THE MATTER BE?�) 859 01:18:56,314 --> 01:18:57,873 (MUMSY YAWNS) 860 01:18:59,590 --> 01:19:02,220 (SLEEPILY) How many rows have you done, Nanny? 861 01:19:03,220 --> 01:19:07,110 (INSOLENTLY) Fifteen. You? 862 01:19:08,130 --> 01:19:09,337 Twelve. 863 01:19:11,210 --> 01:19:13,450 It's because I knit faster than you. 864 01:19:13,450 --> 01:19:20,540 (YAWNING) I can't help that. I think it's time to call it a day. 865 01:19:21,828 --> 01:19:26,757 Yes, Mumsy. It's time we called it a day... 866 01:19:26,757 --> 01:19:29,980 (VERY SLEEPILY) Are the dear things all tucked in? 867 01:19:31,280 --> 01:19:37,290 - Are they nicely cosy? - Very, very cosy. 868 01:19:39,680 --> 01:19:44,720 Goodnight then, Nanny. (YAWNS) 869 01:19:45,320 --> 01:19:51,710 I'm so tired I could sleep for a hundred years. 870 01:19:53,230 --> 01:19:55,870 You do that then, Mumsy. 871 01:20:30,980 --> 01:20:33,310 (ACID SIZZLES) 872 01:20:36,648 --> 01:20:38,410 (NANNY CHUCKLES QUIETLY) 873 01:21:37,360 --> 01:21:38,940 (DOOR OPENS) 874 01:21:46,270 --> 01:21:47,580 (QUIETLY) Is she asleep? 875 01:22:03,030 --> 01:22:04,790 My night light's gone out. 876 01:22:06,680 --> 01:22:09,160 You mustn't be afraid of the dark. 877 01:22:10,230 --> 01:22:16,690 (WITH SOME EMOTION) But I am. I've been crying � see. 878 01:22:29,770 --> 01:22:32,520 I'd better take a look at your night light, then. 879 01:23:03,760 --> 01:23:05,620 (DOOR CLOSES, QUIETLY) 880 01:23:14,850 --> 01:23:16,760 (DAWN CHORUS) 881 01:23:18,000 --> 01:23:19,750 (GIRLY GARGLES) 882 01:23:24,510 --> 01:23:26,550 (GIRLY) Do you brush your teeth? - After every meal. 883 01:23:26,550 --> 01:23:28,490 - Why? - You know why. 884 01:23:28,840 --> 01:23:31,680 Mumsy and Nanny say if I brush my teeth after every meal 885 01:23:31,890 --> 01:23:34,280 I'll grow up to be a big boy. That's why. 886 01:23:34,280 --> 01:23:37,010 Big and fit and strong? Do you always brush your teeth? 887 01:23:37,010 --> 01:23:37,850 ...Of course. 888 01:23:37,850 --> 01:23:40,480 With a brush? Do you clean your top teeth with a brush? 889 01:23:40,490 --> 01:23:41,230 ...Of course. 890 01:23:41,230 --> 01:23:43,240 - What do you clean your bottom with? - A brush. 891 01:23:43,240 --> 01:23:45,990 Eurgh... I bet that hurt! (LAUGHS) 892 01:23:48,040 --> 01:23:50,980 (SONNY) We'll have to go out tonight. Find ourselves a new friend. 893 01:23:50,980 --> 01:23:52,010 What for? 894 01:23:52,010 --> 01:23:55,140 We'll want someone to play with, now that five's gone. 895 01:23:55,730 --> 01:23:57,810 We've still got friend in two... 896 01:23:58,290 --> 01:24:02,020 Not for much longer. He's being sent to the angels. 897 01:24:03,520 --> 01:24:04,640 Who says so? 898 01:24:05,420 --> 01:24:08,440 - He hasn't had a trial. - He won't need one, 899 01:24:08,440 --> 01:24:11,200 not when I tell Mumsy and Nanny certain things I know. 900 01:24:12,080 --> 01:24:13,450 What... sort of things? 901 01:24:14,200 --> 01:24:18,180 �Mind your own business, fry your own fish, Don't poke your nose in my clean dish!� 902 01:24:18,180 --> 01:24:20,040 - (GIRLY LAUGHS MIRTHLESSLY) - Come on, out the way. 903 01:24:20,760 --> 01:24:22,140 - (THROUGH GRITTED TEETH) Listen! - What? 904 01:24:22,140 --> 01:24:23,580 - You know that boy? - What boy's that? 905 01:24:23,580 --> 01:24:25,270 - You know, that boy? - What boy? 906 01:24:25,270 --> 01:24:28,370 - That boy, Tony Chestnut! - Tony Chestnut? Who's Tony... 907 01:24:28,370 --> 01:24:29,730 - (FRENZIEDLY) �TOE!�! - Aaaargh! 908 01:24:29,960 --> 01:24:31,500 - �KNEE!� - Urghhh! 909 01:24:31,500 --> 01:24:33,850 - �CHEST!� - Aiieee! 910 01:24:33,850 --> 01:24:36,080 - �NUT!� - (SONNY SCREAMS AS MIRROR SMASHES) 911 01:24:36,590 --> 01:24:39,370 (WILDLY) Who're you gonna send to the angels? Who? 912 01:24:39,370 --> 01:24:41,910 Go on, who're you gonna send to the angels?! 913 01:24:42,290 --> 01:24:44,580 Do you like ice-cream? Do you like fourpenny ones? 914 01:24:44,580 --> 01:24:47,950 WELL HERE'S A FOURPENNY ONE! (MIRROR CRASHES) 915 01:24:48,410 --> 01:24:50,290 (SHE SOBS HYSTERICALLY) 916 01:24:50,690 --> 01:24:52,280 (FIGURINE CRASHES) 917 01:24:57,690 --> 01:25:00,710 ...nicest new friend I've ever had... 918 01:25:01,190 --> 01:25:04,560 He's my friend, not yours! 919 01:25:05,300 --> 01:25:07,810 You leave him alone in future! 920 01:25:07,810 --> 01:25:09,120 (SOBS) 921 01:25:18,510 --> 01:25:23,040 - I didn't mean to... I didn't mean to, honestly! - Shhhh! 922 01:25:24,520 --> 01:25:28,630 I didn't want to break my little drummer boy... 923 01:25:32,220 --> 01:25:37,030 (MUMSY) Girly dear, if I've told you once, I've told you a hundred times 924 01:25:37,374 --> 01:25:40,183 you must learn to take more care of your toys. 925 01:25:40,790 --> 01:25:45,060 Now you've gone and smashed that lovely little china drummer boy. 926 01:25:45,670 --> 01:25:50,160 Honestly, Girly dear, if you go on like this you won't have any toys left. 927 01:25:50,680 --> 01:25:56,490 Here's your lovely Nanny doll. There. Are you quite comfy? 928 01:25:58,260 --> 01:25:59,700 (GIRLY) (SUBDUED) Where's New Friend? 929 01:26:00,490 --> 01:26:03,080 Just putting Sonny on the train for Heaven. 930 01:26:04,790 --> 01:26:07,150 (LIKE AN INFANT) He won't get on it himself will he Mumsy? 931 01:26:07,150 --> 01:26:10,020 Now what on earth makes you think that? 932 01:26:10,610 --> 01:26:13,090 Sonny wants to send him to the angels. 933 01:26:14,440 --> 01:26:18,430 Well, Sonny's gone instead, hasn't he. 934 01:26:22,480 --> 01:26:24,780 (BABYISHLY) I'm all asleep, Mumsy. 935 01:26:24,780 --> 01:26:29,010 That's right, dearest cherub. You go to bye-byes 936 01:26:29,240 --> 01:26:34,100 and the Sandman will come and put the lovely sleepy dust in your eyes. 937 01:26:35,826 --> 01:26:38,575 ...Hansel and Gretel invite me to tea? 938 01:26:39,030 --> 01:26:44,170 If you're a good girl, and take the thumb ...out of your mouth. 939 01:26:44,770 --> 01:26:48,960 That's right, dearest. Just go to bye-byes. 940 01:26:59,660 --> 01:27:02,280 (DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES) 941 01:27:10,729 --> 01:27:12,895 (SOUND OF DIGGING) 942 01:27:16,189 --> 01:27:17,701 (NANNY SINGS, ABSENT-MINDEDLY:) 943 01:27:17,950 --> 01:27:22,500 �Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall,� 944 01:27:23,020 --> 01:27:30,440 �All the King's horses and all the King's men, Couldn't put Humpty together again,� 945 01:27:31,090 --> 01:27:38,270 �Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall,� 946 01:27:39,260 --> 01:27:43,224 (GETTING SLOWER) �All the King's horses and all the King's men,� 947 01:27:44,150 --> 01:27:49,070 �Couldn't put Humpty together again...� 948 01:28:04,909 --> 01:28:06,558 Elevenses, dear! 949 01:28:17,370 --> 01:28:18,780 Couldn't touch a thing... 950 01:28:19,720 --> 01:28:21,860 What, not nice buppy toast? 951 01:28:23,350 --> 01:28:25,290 You're not ailing...? 952 01:28:26,310 --> 01:28:29,120 How is she? Girly? 953 01:28:30,850 --> 01:28:33,120 - After all... - After all, what? 954 01:28:34,010 --> 01:28:35,350 What's 'after all'? 955 01:28:37,120 --> 01:28:39,430 - Girly! - Ah, poor Girly. 956 01:28:40,050 --> 01:28:41,570 It was quite a shock... 957 01:28:42,700 --> 01:28:46,250 She was always so fond of that little drummer boy. 958 01:28:46,650 --> 01:28:48,140 - Do you think she'll be all right? - Why? 959 01:28:48,140 --> 01:28:49,360 He was her brother! 960 01:28:49,360 --> 01:28:54,170 Mark you, he wasn't at all nice. The Nanny spoilt him so, it coarsened him. 961 01:28:54,960 --> 01:28:58,570 Why, you only had to hear him speak. He was vulgar. 962 01:28:59,380 --> 01:29:01,710 - And extremely devious. - Devious? 963 01:29:01,710 --> 01:29:04,170 - He was jealous of you. - Of me?! 964 01:29:04,560 --> 01:29:11,780 Silly Sonny. I do believe he thought you were fraternising with my little Girly... (LAUGHS) 965 01:29:12,240 --> 01:29:16,880 Do you know, he always was a silly billy. You and Girly, indeed... 966 01:29:17,550 --> 01:29:19,990 No, can't imagine what gave him that idea. 967 01:29:20,260 --> 01:29:23,020 You see, dear, he was plotting against you. 968 01:29:23,600 --> 01:29:27,600 He had a word in Girly's ear, and she told me that he suggested 969 01:29:27,600 --> 01:29:32,046 it was time all of us... conspired against you. 970 01:29:32,360 --> 01:29:35,450 You wouldn't do that, would you? 971 01:29:35,450 --> 01:29:38,430 Why on earth would I want to do a thing like that? 972 01:29:38,430 --> 01:29:41,930 Well, if Sonny was jealous of me he... might have invented stories. 973 01:29:41,930 --> 01:29:44,700 What stories could he have invented about you? 974 01:29:45,573 --> 01:29:47,310 You wouldn't have believed them though, would you? 975 01:29:48,170 --> 01:29:51,720 And you, you wouldn't believe Nanny, if she told you stories? 976 01:29:52,156 --> 01:29:53,112 (SUSPICIOUSLY) The Nanny? 977 01:29:53,460 --> 01:29:56,390 Well, if Nanny said things to you and you believed them 978 01:29:56,390 --> 01:29:58,230 what would there be to stop you getting jealous? 979 01:29:58,230 --> 01:30:03,090 Now, now, I do believe you're allowing yourself to become upset. 980 01:30:06,730 --> 01:30:09,090 (TENDERLY) You mustn't let the Nanny distress you. 981 01:30:10,760 --> 01:30:14,150 Oh, I don't. She's harmless enough. 982 01:30:46,430 --> 01:30:47,820 (FLOORBOARD CREAKS) 983 01:31:02,750 --> 01:31:05,900 (SHAKEN) I just thought your pillow looked a bit uncomfy, dear. 984 01:31:10,280 --> 01:31:11,920 (REGAINING CONFIDENCE) That's not very nice. 985 01:31:14,220 --> 01:31:17,950 Snatching isn't very nice, Miss Girly. What do you say? 986 01:31:20,350 --> 01:31:21,500 (RELUCTANTLY) Sorry! 987 01:31:21,820 --> 01:31:24,420 - That's better! - No, I'm not. 988 01:31:24,940 --> 01:31:28,290 - What? - I'm... not... sorry... so... there! 989 01:31:28,290 --> 01:31:31,610 Not nice at all. Girly's not been at all nice lately. 990 01:31:31,610 --> 01:31:34,111 Why does Girly suppose she's not been very nice? 991 01:31:34,111 --> 01:31:36,670 You've not been very nice lately, either. 992 01:31:36,670 --> 01:31:38,620 And what does Girly suppose she means by that? 993 01:31:38,620 --> 01:31:43,310 Making my pillow comfy... my foot! 994 01:31:43,550 --> 01:31:44,850 (RAISING VOICE) Are you trying to say something? 995 01:31:44,850 --> 01:31:47,260 Because if you're trying to say something you ought to just say it 996 01:31:47,260 --> 01:31:50,860 instead of sitting there all sulky like some toffee-nosed young madam! 997 01:31:56,050 --> 01:31:57,770 (DOLL MAKES CRYING SOUND) 998 01:31:57,770 --> 01:32:03,360 (CHANTING VICIOUSLY) �Nasty Nanny... is no good!... Chop her up for firewood!... 999 01:32:03,619 --> 01:32:09,283 When she's dead... boil her head... make it into gingerbread!� 1000 01:32:09,740 --> 01:32:13,820 (MUMSY) Girly! What are you doing here? 1001 01:32:13,820 --> 01:32:17,200 It's far too soon to be up and about, you should be in bed. 1002 01:32:17,503 --> 01:32:19,907 Come along inside like a good little girl. 1003 01:32:20,940 --> 01:32:23,180 (CHILDISHLY) Don't want to go to bed. - Yes, you do. 1004 01:32:23,560 --> 01:32:26,700 And Mumsy will read you a nice story before she tucks you in. 1005 01:32:26,700 --> 01:32:28,160 No, don't want a story! 1006 01:32:28,460 --> 01:32:31,340 Perhaps Girly would like Nanny to read her a story? 1007 01:32:31,340 --> 01:32:34,118 No! Don't want Nanny. Nanny's nasty! 1008 01:32:34,118 --> 01:32:36,270 - Please, I want to stay out here. - Come along... (FADES DISTANTLY) 1009 01:32:43,250 --> 01:32:47,620 (MUMSY) My word! Girly doesn't want a story 1010 01:32:47,620 --> 01:32:49,360 and she doesn't want to go to bed? 1011 01:32:49,590 --> 01:32:51,540 But Girly must want something... 1012 01:32:51,870 --> 01:32:54,300 Girly always wants something when she's in a tantrum... 1013 01:32:54,300 --> 01:32:55,810 (LIKE A SMALL CHILD) Not in a tantrum! 1014 01:32:56,210 --> 01:32:59,490 Mumsy will get you a nice dolly to cuddle up with. 1015 01:33:01,250 --> 01:33:04,526 Oh. Where's your lovely Nanny doll? 1016 01:33:04,526 --> 01:33:06,400 Don't want Nanny doll! 1017 01:33:07,770 --> 01:33:09,190 Nanny's nasty! 1018 01:33:09,530 --> 01:33:11,890 You're not frightened of Nanny are you? 1019 01:33:12,810 --> 01:33:15,220 She hasn't been telling you about the bogeymen? 1020 01:33:17,300 --> 01:33:18,520 Not frightened! 1021 01:33:18,890 --> 01:33:22,870 That's right. You just cuddle up nice and warm 1022 01:33:23,130 --> 01:33:26,170 and I'll go and see if Nanny has the lunch ready yet. 1023 01:33:27,290 --> 01:33:29,500 (DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES) 1024 01:33:39,860 --> 01:33:43,700 (IN AGITATED WHISPER) �Nasty... Nanny... is... no... good! 1025 01:33:44,110 --> 01:33:48,280 Chop... her... up... for... firewood! 1026 01:33:48,280 --> 01:33:51,110 �When... she's... dead!� 1027 01:33:52,000 --> 01:33:56,760 Nanny? Nanny, where are you? 1028 01:33:59,418 --> 01:34:02,165 (PAN BUBBLES AND BOILS OVER) 1029 01:34:06,190 --> 01:34:10,230 Nanny? Nanny? 1030 01:34:11,610 --> 01:34:13,570 Nanny, where are you! 1031 01:34:15,710 --> 01:34:17,297 (DOOR UPSTAIRS CLOSES) 1032 01:34:19,690 --> 01:34:24,220 Nanny? Nanny? 1033 01:34:35,661 --> 01:34:36,999 Nanny! 1034 01:34:38,190 --> 01:34:39,940 Oh, Girly! 1035 01:34:44,090 --> 01:34:45,430 What could you expect? 1036 01:34:46,470 --> 01:34:47,860 (RAISES VOICE) Well, go on � what could you expect? 1037 01:34:47,910 --> 01:34:50,400 - I really don't know. - You must have. 1038 01:34:50,400 --> 01:34:52,780 - What do you mean, 'I must have'? - That something would have happened 1039 01:34:52,780 --> 01:34:55,180 sooner or later with me and one of these new friends. 1040 01:34:56,590 --> 01:35:00,470 - So much for all the rules. - What good did rules ever do? 1041 01:35:00,470 --> 01:35:04,250 You must have rules � a happy family needs rules! 1042 01:35:06,700 --> 01:35:10,280 Now if the rules count for so little I really don't know what's going to happen 1043 01:35:10,280 --> 01:35:14,020 to any of us. To you, to me, or to Nanny. 1044 01:35:14,970 --> 01:35:16,310 (SNIFFS COOKING) 1045 01:35:16,530 --> 01:35:20,900 Oh, where is Nanny, anyway? If I don't find her soon this meal will be rui... 1046 01:35:21,559 --> 01:35:22,975 (CRASH OF PAN LID) 1047 01:35:25,500 --> 01:35:26,730 Girly! 1048 01:35:27,600 --> 01:35:35,620 (CHANTS) �When she's dead... boil her head... make it into gingerbread!� 1049 01:35:38,979 --> 01:35:42,692 (GIRLY LAUGHS HYSTERICALLY) 1050 01:36:12,338 --> 01:36:14,878 (SOUND OF HAMMERING) 1051 01:36:16,550 --> 01:36:20,130 - What are you doing? - Putting Nanny on the train to the angels. 1052 01:36:20,130 --> 01:36:24,380 - Why in your room? - Mumsy says I won't be needing it any more. 1053 01:36:25,171 --> 01:36:27,406 Mumsy says she's going to be lonely without Nanny. 1054 01:37:04,172 --> 01:37:06,815 (DELIBERATELY) Girly's in the wrong chair. 1055 01:37:09,356 --> 01:37:10,599 Nicer! 1056 01:37:13,030 --> 01:37:15,070 Just this once, then. 1057 01:37:19,450 --> 01:37:24,590 There we are. Elevens. Tens are for bootees. 1058 01:37:26,890 --> 01:37:31,379 - What have you done with friend in two? - Putting Nanny on the train to heaven. 1059 01:37:31,820 --> 01:37:35,070 I do hope he gave her a blanket, she does feel the cold so. 1060 01:37:37,020 --> 01:37:41,580 And here's our pretty pattern where we can both see it. 1061 01:37:42,120 --> 01:37:43,730 (DEFIANTLY) Can't I have one of my own? 1062 01:37:44,590 --> 01:37:49,430 - In happy families, it's nicer... - ...to share and share alike. 1063 01:37:49,760 --> 01:37:51,550 That's right, dearest. 1064 01:37:53,950 --> 01:37:56,360 (CREAKING OF ROCKING CHAIRS) 1065 01:37:58,240 --> 01:37:59,980 - Dearest? - Hmm-hmm? 1066 01:38:00,240 --> 01:38:03,160 You're knitting faster than me, and it's not allowed. 1067 01:38:03,800 --> 01:38:05,570 (HARSHLY) I can't help it if I'm better. 1068 01:38:10,333 --> 01:38:16,511 - Mumsy, if we share everything... - ...Mumsy understands, sugarplum. 1069 01:38:18,134 --> 01:38:23,304 Friend in two shall be your playmate on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays. 1070 01:38:23,810 --> 01:38:28,160 He'll be mine on Tuesdays, Thursdays and Saturdays. 1071 01:38:30,790 --> 01:38:33,770 - What about Sundays? - Miss Girly! 1072 01:38:35,370 --> 01:38:36,520 Sorry, Mumsy. 1073 01:38:40,870 --> 01:38:44,750 - What day is it today, Mumsy? - My dearest, it's Saturday. 1074 01:38:46,359 --> 01:38:48,306 (DREAMILY) My day. 1075 01:38:53,510 --> 01:38:56,200 (MUSICAL BOX PLAYS �ORANGES AND LEMONS�) 1076 01:39:04,790 --> 01:39:07,010 (GIRLY) I think I should find you a new friend. 1077 01:39:08,340 --> 01:39:10,170 You'd like that, wouldn't you Mumsy? 1078 01:39:10,170 --> 01:39:13,460 (MUMSY) Mmm. Somebody younger this time. 1079 01:39:14,359 --> 01:39:17,928 You might tire of friend in two and so might I. 1080 01:39:18,800 --> 01:39:24,960 - After all, suppose we both... - There's no suppose about that. 1081 01:39:54,105 --> 01:39:56,996 All right dearest, you can go to the playground. 1082 01:39:57,910 --> 01:39:59,750 But do be careful, my cherub. 1083 01:40:01,001 --> 01:40:02,592 You'll be alone this time. 1084 01:40:03,970 --> 01:40:07,830 - Can New Friend come? - Must I remind you, Girly... 1085 01:40:09,300 --> 01:40:15,511 (SIGHS) Yes, I know. It's Saturday. 1086 01:40:17,500 --> 01:40:19,200 Off you go, then. 1087 01:40:26,400 --> 01:40:28,336 Watch your step, dearest. 1088 01:40:28,750 --> 01:40:31,280 (GIRLY LAUGHS) (UNDER HER BREATH) And you watch yours... 1089 01:40:33,390 --> 01:40:36,386 (NURSERY RHYME TUNE � �OH DEAR, WHAT CAN THE MATTER BE?�) 1090 01:40:57,604 --> 01:41:01,066 (MUMSY SINGS) �Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall...� 1091 01:41:03,482 --> 01:41:06,960 (GIRLY SINGS) �Humpty Dumpty had a great fall...� (LAUGHS) 1092 01:41:08,320 --> 01:41:11,050 (NEW FRIEND) �All the King's horses and all the King's men...� 1093 01:41:16,120 --> 01:41:20,790 �Couldn't put Humpty together again...� (LAUGHS TO HIMSELF) 1094 01:41:28,290 --> 01:41:31,420 (NURSERY RHYME TUNE � �HUMPTY DUMPTY SAT ON A WALL�) 1095 01:41:39,617 --> 01:41:43,710 Subtitles: Ron Seniscal (Amfonyx) (Hereford, UK) 2013 1096 01:41:45,140 --> 01:41:50,150 amfonyx@gmail.com UK DVD + DivXLand Media Subtitler + 89427