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LOL: Last One Laughing Thailand

One.

Two.

Three.

It will swallow you, girl!

Jesus Christ!

Take some photos!

Please come up for some photos with Greenie.

- Can I have some photos with it? - Of course! Take some photos!

I brought my little one!

Pingpong, you asshole!

Smile! Smile!

My baby's here.

Fuck!

This is bad!

Who?

- I'm not sure. - It could be me.

It's finally the time for them

to get a card from us.

I didn't think anyone could make this person slip.

Yeah.

I'm sure it's me.

- You think so? - I don't know.

- Or me? - Could be.

I think it might be me!

But I'm not so sure either.

I have no idea who fouled.

Awesome!

The show was fun.

I'm thrilled!

I saw you watering that gator. That was very detailed.

I agree.

I must say, your show was amazing.

Please come on out.

Please give a big hand one more time.

That was adorable.

What's the rush?

The show was really awesome.

- Pingpong's surprise came out of nowhere! - It was so unpredictable.

- The photoshoot moment was... - I know!

- ...so good. - Of course!

- But we're not here to talk about this. - That's right.

There is this "person" that we keep

asking, "Who could make this one foul?"

We kept asking this question since the game started.

- They cracked this one up? - Yeah, of course!

I guess that they're not aware yet.

- Should we give the card now? - Of course, we will.

That's for me!

I don't think that they're aware.

Who is it for?

They have been

tough since the game started.

But eventually,

you fouled!

What? How the hell?

Superb!

How did you foul, Kyutae?

Kyutae is hard to beat.

- Exactly! - But...

- What is it now? - Who did it!?

- ...now he's beaten. - Right!

Show us! Show us!

Hello!

There!

- You were enjoying the show. - I didn't know I was smiling.

He was unguarded.

He didn't see what was coming.

Honestly, every time Kyutae is dying,

I feel triggered, too.

But he fouled, not me.

You didn't know? That was a flashy smile!

I knew, sort of.

Okay!

- Let me tell you one thing. - Sure.

I love you!

This is so satisfying!

He's not easy to crack up but I made him foul.

Greenie the gator, you made mommy proud.

Excellent job!

The guest performer...

- ...was fucking cunning! - Exactly!

I prepared this one,

and I was waiting to...

...pull it out like this.

You know, when they closed the curtain,

and the foul signal alarmed, Pingpong and I were like,

"That could be us."

"You and me!"

- You and me... - We were in this...

- ...shit together. - All right.

Let's keep the fun going.

- Don't be sad yet! - Don't feel listless!

Cheer up!

You still have a role here!

I'm so over with LOL.

I planned to rock the world.

Let's continue.

- Let's keep the game going. - What did Tum say?

Now they can read their opponents.

Yeah.

You're better than I thought.

I don't want to crack on anyone

because I would end up laughing

at their reactions.

Tum, you're too much!

Shit!

I'll fold clothes.

I didn't foul at my gator show!

It's exhausting, don't you think?

It's pretty fun.

Wanna let it out? Talk to the camera.

- Well, the thing is... - Did you foul?

I don't want to be cracking jokes on people because

I would laugh at their reactions.

I've brought my joke book.

But if I use it on you, I'll foul.

- So I'm retreating. - How was my gator show?

Brilliant!

Where have they all gone?

They're getting props.

- They're pulling out their best! - Kyutae is painting his teeth.

I think that's enough, Kyutae.

Phuak has to face that!

You know what, at my peak,

I painted my teeth in the same color.

I did it everyday.

Morning, noon and night,

I was on set with my painted teeth, 24 hours.

So you can't beat me with this!

Hold up! Is he using the...

- It's permanent pen. - It's difficult to erase, yeah?

Yeah.

He'll have to erase it with alcohol.

Really?

I can't erase the ink.

- It's "permament" ink. - Too bad.

- Pexky, come and see! - Okay. Let me put the brows on first.

- I'm tearing the tissue. - Okay.

You don't have to do it, let me do it.

I'm tearing the tissue.

And what will happen?

And I'll restore the tissue

to its original condition.

It'll look exactly like this.

How would you do that?

- You're tearing it and then what? - I'll restore to its original condition.

Yeah, but how?

I'll demonstrate for you, Tonhorm.

Does she have to?

That was a bad idea.

Just a bit, okay?

Wait, how did you end up getting stuffed?

Go on, just gang up on him.

Tum's weakness is eye contact.

I always have to deal with these difficult moments.

I don't know how to compose myself

when they crack jokes back on me.

- Laugh it out. - Now he's bending his finger.

He's hurting himself.

My friend.

Just smile.

Go ahead, hurt yourself!

The head, the shoulders, and the butt Go!

- The head, the shoulders, and the butt - That's so random, Pingpong.

I begin to doubt if my joke book is really practical.

I intend to use it on them,

but I haven't thought about how they'd react.

I have to excuse myself, I feel discouraged.

- Wait. Wait. - What do you mean?

I need some alone time.

Now what?

He's so soft.

The next activity will be "The Chaotic Wedding."

We'll have three people up on stage.

Pexky will be the ceremony's guest of honor.

Tum, you'll be the groom for today's wedding.

And we'll have our most beautiful bride,

Tonhorm.

In "The Chaotic Wedding" show...

I'll be playing a sad guest of honor.

Tonhorm will perform as a paranoid bride.

And the groom will be an aggressive one.

The audience probably won't laugh.

Hello,

"horny" guests...

I mean, honored guests,

That's "left."

It's "right"!

Ladies and gentlemen, I feel...

the beautiful love of

the groom and the bride.

Now they're hugging.

They're hugging.

They're hugging!

That's right.

With love bonding them together.

So now, they're about to...

...get married!

In this auspicious moment, I would like to

wish for both of you

to have a healthy relationship,

and to be successful in

whatever the two of you do.

- From the guest of honor - Such a long speech!

Thank you.

The guest of honor is too sad.

Just forget about the wedding, bride!

First of all,

I must say thank you to our honored guests...

She's a Chinese-Thai.

- Oh, yeah. - ...for being here today.

I also want to thank

my husband's family...

...for...

Her husband looks terrifying.

I promise to be your good wife

and be by your side always.

Wait! What is she doing!?

Hey! Listen the fuck up!

Luckily, I got to the angry groom part.

Not laughing is easy when you're angry.

First of all...

Now he's a thug.

Well, thanks

for all your wishes

for us today!

- He's so aggressive. - He's not in a good mood.

And also, thanks to the bride's parents...

You hear me?

- ...for trusting me to take care of her. - Her father is there.

- Her father is there. - He doesn't seem to trust you.

Thanks a lot!

No worries! I won't let her down!

Understand?

I won't let you down!

Okay.

You get what I'm saying?

I do.

That's good!

Thanks everyone for witnessing our special moment today, too!

He's smoking a pen as if it's a cigar.

He's playing off-script.

And that's what kills!

Come here!

Lastly, thanks to my beautiful bride!

What is wrong with you?

Thank you, my wonderful bride!

Patience, bride, patience.

From now on, we'll begin the next chapter of our life.

Now, the bride's father, Pingpong, gets up on stage

and takes the microphone from his hand to make his speech.

Papa!

I had no idea

that I'd be there, this isn't my show!

- 'Sup, boy? - Hey!

Take good fucking care of my daughter!

This is the moment

for me to strike Phuak!

Dad, do something! Don't let them get married!

Hey!

This is way too fucking much!

I love him, dad!

- It's okay. - Dad!

Dad, do something! I love him!

Hey, kid...

The people on stage are dying

from holding laughter, too, not just the audience.

Why didn't you tell your father to brush his teeth?

We're in this together!

Phuak!

Phuak!

Phuak!

Phuak is suffocating.

His oxygen is running out!

When the father of the bride appeared...

- Time's up. - The hosts!

I love him, dad!

Screw this! I'm not getting married.

- Why not? - Something's not right!

I spent a lot on this wedding.

I'm done, no marriage!

Hey, young man!

Young man!

What's your weight?

You want to fight me?

-Dad, I love him! I love him, dad! -Who?

You!

Thank you for holding the wedding ceremony today.

Dad, get dressed!

- Dad! - Hey, guest of honor...

Why would you do such thing?

Dad, I love him!

Luckily, I'm not in the front row.

Holy fuck!

I look fucking manly.

The audiences probably love that.

You people are so tough!

Yeah, you guys are very tough!

- Isn't that awesome? - No one fouled.

Wait, is this really edible?

- Am I edible? - I'm stressed out.

I'm proud of you guys.

I was trying to pull dad's pants and you guys survived!

We did survive.

Let's watch Tum's show.

- Your buddy. - Right.

- You'll probaby enjoy his show. - He's well-prepared.

He always opens his mouth though.

Well...

- He might die at his own show. - Yeah.

We'll see.

There's more?

Hold up, I'm still tired.

The next show will be Tum's show.

Please be at the stage.

-Tum's show is coming up. -Be at the stage.

Tum's coming up.

Piss off, Pingpong!

Okay.

Why chase me away?

Why? I come in peace!

I mean, I'll tear him into piece-'s'.

I can't handle the dad anymore.

I'd rather look away.

I accidentally look at you so often.

Where the hell is Kyutae?

Kyutae's changing his outfit. He probably tried

more than hundred outfits.

-I'd feel safe without him here. -Imagine him as Thai.

Hello.

I'm Doctor Tum.

This is the

Mobile Detox Machine.

That's interesting.

Today, I'll show you

the different kinds of toxins which are

-inside the stomach after we eat our food. -Okay.

Today, we have our volunteer,

Kyutae.

Let's see. I'll examine by inserting my hand inside him.

Please don't move.

Are you ready?

Doc, doc.

He's going into his rectum.

You will feel the pain.

That's very deep.

Sorry! I forgot to tell you, the first time, you'll feel the pain.

Okay!

And you're telling us that now?

Just relax.

- What is it? - A kettle.

It came out from him?

I assume he might have drank coffee this morning.

I see.

You ate the kettle with coffee in it, right?

I'd suggest not to do so.

Got it.

I suggest you should just sip it.

Got it.

That seemed so harmful.

Let's see what we'll find next.

Be careful, doc!

Kyutae!

What did you find, doc?

Is it cutting you?

Is it sharp?

-It's difficult to pull it out. -Doc, doc!

So hard to get it out.

He's stepping on him?

Hey, doc, doc, doc!

What's in there?

It's sharp!

Okay, he likes fruit.

It came out that way!

Exactly.

Does he know that

it must be peeled first?

Well, he ate a pineapple seed.

And it grew inside his belly.

So please be careful with that.

I've never seen

pineapple seeds in my entire life.

The seeds are under its peel.

Yeah, that's where they are.

Okay, the next one.

What is it now, doc?

That wasn't the last?

You had a fever recently, right?

How can you tell?

This might be a remedy for a fever.

What is it?

Fever remedy?

Damn!

A Fan!

It's a fan.

- Doc... - It's still working!

Smell it!

How was it?

Stinky?

He's rotting away from the inside.

The patient looks real.

Now he's drooling.

-His acting is good. -They seem to enjoy it.

Yeah.

Doc.

It's your show but the patient's stealing it!

That's my guest performer!

Yeah!

I told Kyutae I'd pull items out of the patient's guts for my show.

So I asked him to do that...

...for me.

Not sure if having him is the right decision.

Now they're not watching me.

He's going the extra mile.

Your patient's stealing the show, doc!

You shouldn't have befriended with him.

He stole the spotlight.

I think Kyutae's in serious condition.

Yeah.

- But today, I have a promotion to offer. - What is it?

I'll clean his colon for free.

That's a good offer, doctor!

Please don't!

It's not as scary as you think.

It's okay! Relax!

Take a deep breath.

Breathe slowly.

Hey, are you really doing this?

Take a deep breath.

- Slowly... - Man, that's so scary!

That's a long one!

- What is that? - Goodness, intestines!

Relax! Relax!

Stay still! Stay still!

Tum's show is good.

But Kyutae got all the...

...spotlight.

Well, I'm telling you that

the patient put the doctor in the shade.

It took "guts" to be the volunteer.

Come on!

Okay.

I'm putting right back in.

Hey, wait!

Just relax.

- He's putting the guts back in. - I see.

Do you feel any better?

Yes! Yes!

All right. The detox session is completed.

That was so good, doctor.

And the Best Actor award goes to

Kyutae!

He killed it.

- Yeah. - He outshone the doctor.

- I forgot to watch him. - Yeah.

Gotta admit, he has nice skin.

Yeah, smooth.

He just had a colon detox.

His skin is so nice.

It looks so vibrant.

Yeah, he has beautiful skin.

You guys wanna play the 'saugsage eating' game?

Like the one to put it the deepest wins?

That'll be easy for me.

- He will definitely win! - He is well-known for this stuff.

Well, my throat is 8-metre deep.

You're not even 2-metre tall.

Now it's slipping on your back.

Can that monk enter?

Yeah, that's me.

Now, you're inventing new games?

- Yeah. - Are you inventing new games?

- They got bored. - They're tired from performing

I don't mind playing new games.

They've been too mentally tough.

They're tough as rocks.

We have to give them a special show.

We have to send in the...

Jokers.

The best one.

Sure. I'm ready. Let's do it.

- He just wants the spotlight. - Hey, hey, hey, hey!

- Your time has come. - Yeah.

Now's the time.

All right.

Don't disappoint me, boss.

-Complete your mission. -Okay.

Don't ruin your reputation, I'd be watching you.

I think I can eliminate at least one person.

Kill them all!

Who would that person be?

Me! For fuck's sake.

All right! I'll go with him.

I'm sure that somehow I can...

Just go! They won't use the footage here.

Go now.

What?

Since you've been so mentally tough,

our community mall will give you a special show.

It's coming!

- Oh, my! - This is my defense.

When the curtain opens,

it's showtime!

Everybody fears the return of

Tuck Boriboon

and his partner, Ball.

Hi, there!

Hello!

What's up?

Today, I want you to meet a director.

Two legends walk in.

They can laugh and we have to confront them?

We saw your movie trailer.

Why did you release it before the film?

Well, it shouldn't trail!

It shouldn't trail!

As far as I'm concerned, they're dangerous.

Dangerous!

- Just relax, guys. - This is...

Hey, director, what's your cousin's name again?

Alfred Hitchcock.

He's your cousin. And what's your name?

Al-tuck Hercock.

Hercock?

How are you related to him?

I'm his Thai cousin.

- Tonhorm is already dying. - Yeah, yeah!

And they just got there.

Hey, you! Put that fruit down.

- Put that fruit down. - Do it now!

- You there! - Put down that thing.

And you! Please stop making that face.

Okay, okay.

I think I found the right person!

That one!

- That one. - Hello.

Yes, you.

Have you done any acting before?

- The leading role... - No, I have not.

I never acted before.

Is that so?

Yes.

Here's the script.

- There. - Read the script.

Look at Tum!

Put the fruit away.

I have to avoid looking at Tum's face, he's like...

His mouth opens, his eyes roll back,

and he stares at the ceiling.

Honestly, that is gross, Tum.

I don't want to brag!

Go on. Brag.

Look!

This is an

amulet.

Who gave it to you?

Gandalf.

Gandalf,

the Super Rainbow!

Let me ask you something.

How sacred is this?

- He's so dying! - Do you believe that...

This can make three to four people foul.

There was a fight.

I was just a teenage boy.

There was the stabbing...

There was the hitting...

I was stabbing with my gun...

You were stabbing with your gun? What the fuck?

I'm testing if he's quick-witted.

Are you quick-witted?

- Pretty good! - I almost fired a gun.

You can think fast.

Pretty good!

He's clever but are you okay?

I'm still good!

Yeah! That one!

He's about to die!

Are you okay?

It seems like he wants you near him.

- Coming right up! - That's very kind of you.

Go to Tum! He'll crack for sure.

Now the three of them are coming!

My goodness!

I had...

What's with that face?

He's trembling now.

- There! - What is it?

What's going on?

Unbelievable! There was this fight

with a young punk.

My grandpa wore this amulet.

Then, what?

There was the hitting...

There was the gun firing...

That punk took the gun and stabbed...

Your grandpa survived?

The amulet cut his wrist and he bled to death.

I guess I am lucky?

The top-tier comedians of Thailand

perform only just for me.

And they said...

in Tum's face!

Who could take that?

Who should we choose

as actors?

We need actors.

Phuak!

You're not done?

No, no, no, no, no, no.

Please come.

All right. Thanks a lot!

You suit as the main male character.

- Thank you so much. - My pleasure.

We need the leading lady.

Please come,

you liltle frog!

Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait!

You got eye surgery recently?

I'm shutting myself off from the world.

- Phuak's avoiding him again. - He needs to shut himself off, too.

Of course, he does!

Okay.

You'll be the main actress.

All right?

And you'll be the main actor.

- Okay. - Both of you...

Yes?

...will bump into each other.

Bump into each other? That's simple.

Yes, simple.

Walk into the scene.

Fall in love.

Actress...

Approach.

Mister,

the reason why I'm here is

that I've been expecting you.

-Romantic. -Say, "I've also been into you."

I've been into you.

"Stefan."

Whose name is Stefan?

Who's Stefan?

That is the randomness

of Tuck Boriboon.

That 'Stefan' came out of nowhere!

Stefan.

- The female character. - Stefan's her name!?

Stefan is her name.

Her name is Stefan.

Kiss.

We... We...

We gotta...

Let's see who will smile.

Cut!

-Why? -That didn't feel real.

Why was that?

It has to give a certain feeling.

Show him the mood.

Well, I got in the right mood!

It didn't feel real!

- It didn't look authentic! - It's a love scene, you know,

we can't just kiss, we have to build up the...

- ...tension. - Exactly!

It should make the audience excited.

How? How?

Show them how you want the scene to be.

Look at Tum now.

Yes.

My goodness!

I feel so lucky to be with you today.

Stefan...

Yes, Araya.

Stefan...

- Look at Phuak! - He's having a hard time.

It's a love that is...

intense!

- Something like that. - Got it.

If you make it feel real,

I'll approve it.

Do your best!

Okay!

-Go, Phuak, go! -You can do it!

Call the exorcist, he's possessed.

He's still opening his mouth?

Phuak seems to be the victim here.

But no!

It's me who's suffering. And it keeps getting worse.

It's hilarious to see him holding

laughter while being in that character.

It's like...

Okay. Action!

I wonder how she's been.

I am right here!

I miss you so much.

Stefan.

You're leaning on me!

And you're cuddling me so hard.

- Mister... - Good!

Kiss me.

Kiss my lips.

- I feel good. - Gosh!

Kiss my lips.

Ste...

...fan!

- Cut! - Brilliant!

- We have to step in. - That was certainly a foul.

- That certainly was. - Too obvious.

That was too obvious.

That violates our rules.

We won't allow them

to do that anymore.

Gee, she comes in pregnant.

No! Somebody help me!

Run, Nan, Run!

That was too obvious.

Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!

My brain fucking hurts!

I'm going nuts!

- That's unacceptable. - This one has to go.

Hello there, it's Kyutae Oppa!

Hello there, I'm Phuak Oppa!

We've all had our fair share of strange days

But we doubt anyone has had one as strange as ours!

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