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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:09,840 --> 00:01:12,440 {\an8}LOL: Last One Laughing Thailand 2 00:01:13,400 --> 00:01:14,120 Everyone! 3 00:01:14,200 --> 00:01:16,600 {\an8}The first product I'm presenting is... 4 00:01:18,960 --> 00:01:20,720 - He's using it again? - You're presenting yourself? 5 00:01:20,880 --> 00:01:22,920 - Fish sauce with chili. - It was already used. 6 00:01:23,440 --> 00:01:24,720 I'm not here to sell this. 7 00:01:26,240 --> 00:01:27,320 I just wanna show you that 8 00:01:27,680 --> 00:01:28,920 I also have fish sauce with chili. 9 00:01:29,200 --> 00:01:30,160 I see. 10 00:01:30,680 --> 00:01:31,760 Some of you might wonder 11 00:01:33,040 --> 00:01:34,240 - if it's edible or not. - Is it? 12 00:01:34,320 --> 00:01:35,120 We'll never know if we don't try. 13 00:01:35,200 --> 00:01:35,840 Don't do it! 14 00:01:36,560 --> 00:01:37,280 No! 15 00:01:37,520 --> 00:01:38,000 Tuck! 16 00:01:38,200 --> 00:01:40,680 {\an8}Boriboon is someone who would surely drink that shit! 17 00:01:42,160 --> 00:01:43,280 Look at how he rips the package. 18 00:01:44,520 --> 00:01:45,880 You're a man of your word! 19 00:01:51,880 --> 00:01:53,320 {\an8}What would you do that for? 20 00:01:53,520 --> 00:01:56,080 {\an8}You know, high salt intake can affect the brain. 21 00:01:56,440 --> 00:01:58,440 {\an8}It's too late to retreat now, man! 22 00:01:58,560 --> 00:01:59,720 Aren't you supposed to sell it? 23 00:01:59,800 --> 00:02:01,000 You drank it just like that? 24 00:02:01,600 --> 00:02:02,400 What's the purpose? 25 00:02:02,480 --> 00:02:03,280 So this is... 26 00:02:04,360 --> 00:02:05,520 Are you about to kiss me? 27 00:02:05,600 --> 00:02:07,400 Your hands smell fishy. 28 00:02:09,160 --> 00:02:09,960 I want to tell you that... 29 00:02:10,040 --> 00:02:10,920 You're smiling right now. 30 00:02:11,800 --> 00:02:12,680 Damn it, Tuck! 31 00:02:14,240 --> 00:02:15,240 Here we go! 32 00:02:15,320 --> 00:02:16,200 Here we go! 33 00:02:16,400 --> 00:02:17,520 You were trying get me! 34 00:02:17,600 --> 00:02:18,480 Tuck! 35 00:02:19,040 --> 00:02:20,000 Tuck! 36 00:02:20,520 --> 00:02:21,960 You were trying get me! 37 00:02:23,160 --> 00:02:24,600 You were trying get me! 38 00:02:25,160 --> 00:02:26,200 You were! 39 00:02:26,280 --> 00:02:29,320 You drank the fish sauce for nothing! 40 00:02:30,200 --> 00:02:31,200 We all almost died! 41 00:02:31,280 --> 00:02:33,280 He drank it and burst out! 42 00:02:33,800 --> 00:02:34,560 {\an8}Among the ten of us, 43 00:02:34,640 --> 00:02:37,360 {\an8}I knew Tuck would be the first to leave the game. 44 00:02:37,440 --> 00:02:39,120 {\an8}Game over! 45 00:02:39,200 --> 00:02:41,480 {\an8}He's leaving the game with kidney failure. 46 00:02:44,480 --> 00:02:45,000 Gosh! 47 00:02:45,080 --> 00:02:47,200 Please help! 48 00:02:47,280 --> 00:02:48,960 He was like, "Fuck it!" Then, he laughed so hard! 49 00:02:53,400 --> 00:02:54,280 Pexky was like... 50 00:02:54,560 --> 00:02:55,480 What the hell was that? 51 00:02:56,040 --> 00:02:56,960 What was that? 52 00:02:57,160 --> 00:02:59,200 "I won't laugh ever again! 53 00:02:59,640 --> 00:03:01,680 And I'll be the last one laughing. 54 00:03:01,920 --> 00:03:03,320 Stay beside me, Kyutae. 55 00:03:03,400 --> 00:03:04,400 My lil brother!" 56 00:03:06,000 --> 00:03:07,520 {\an8}Goodbye, sensei. 57 00:03:08,080 --> 00:03:09,680 I'll take good care of myself. 58 00:03:10,640 --> 00:03:12,520 Before you say anything, let's check that out. 59 00:03:16,400 --> 00:03:17,920 It's just a smile, this time. 60 00:03:21,360 --> 00:03:22,960 It's like he knew. 61 00:03:23,040 --> 00:03:24,760 He knew he wasn't gonna make it. 62 00:03:24,840 --> 00:03:25,760 What was that? 63 00:03:26,160 --> 00:03:27,800 He usually laughs when he pulls a prank on someone. 64 00:03:27,880 --> 00:03:29,120 If something goes wrong, he'd be... 65 00:03:30,080 --> 00:03:30,880 That's it. 66 00:03:30,960 --> 00:03:31,880 He's done. 67 00:03:32,000 --> 00:03:34,840 Whenever you pull out your best joke, it should work. 68 00:03:34,920 --> 00:03:36,640 Don't die at your own joke. 69 00:03:38,040 --> 00:03:40,840 My brain told me to drink the fish sauce. 70 00:03:40,920 --> 00:03:43,160 So my breath would smell fishy. 71 00:03:43,280 --> 00:03:45,200 When I get fishy breath, 72 00:03:45,280 --> 00:03:47,200 I would talk to them. 73 00:03:47,280 --> 00:03:48,840 But when I was about to open my mouth, 74 00:03:48,920 --> 00:03:51,160 I cracked the hell up. 75 00:03:51,280 --> 00:03:53,400 But I didn't laugh for no reason. 76 00:03:53,560 --> 00:03:55,520 - The reason I laughed was... - Do tell. 77 00:03:55,760 --> 00:03:57,800 - I saw Pexky's eyes. - What about her eyes? 78 00:03:58,160 --> 00:04:00,400 I was walking over and saw her eyes like, 79 00:04:00,760 --> 00:04:02,480 "What? What? What? What?" 80 00:04:03,840 --> 00:04:06,880 My tongue tasted salty and stuff, so I had to clear it. 81 00:04:07,000 --> 00:04:11,080 You are LOL contestants but also my dear friends. 82 00:04:11,760 --> 00:04:12,880 Would you allow me to stay? 83 00:04:12,960 --> 00:04:13,680 No! 84 00:04:13,760 --> 00:04:16,320 I promise I'll keep myself together. 85 00:04:16,720 --> 00:04:17,960 - Listen... - You can't! 86 00:04:18,200 --> 00:04:20,520 Cut out the part where I burst into laughter. 87 00:04:21,240 --> 00:04:21,960 Say again! 88 00:04:22,040 --> 00:04:24,280 Cut out the part when I burst out in laughter. 89 00:04:24,360 --> 00:04:25,720 - It doesn't work that way! - We can start over again. 90 00:04:25,840 --> 00:04:27,120 Entertainment industry, bro! 91 00:04:28,040 --> 00:04:29,760 Let me do the sales again. 92 00:04:30,080 --> 00:04:31,480 I'll be fucking hilarious! 93 00:04:31,600 --> 00:04:33,040 I've prepared some good jokes! 94 00:04:33,120 --> 00:04:34,400 You're still here. 95 00:04:34,480 --> 00:04:35,400 But you're no longer in the game. 96 00:04:35,480 --> 00:04:36,600 You'll be with us! 97 00:04:36,720 --> 00:04:38,880 This red card goes to Tuck! 98 00:04:39,400 --> 00:04:40,960 It's okay. I'm gone. 99 00:04:41,120 --> 00:04:42,680 {\an8}I planned to outshine them. 100 00:04:43,160 --> 00:04:44,200 But it's okay. 101 00:04:44,280 --> 00:04:46,800 Someone above destined me to come this far. 102 00:04:47,360 --> 00:04:48,840 So this is it, my defeat. 103 00:04:49,600 --> 00:04:50,840 It's okay. I can live with it now. 104 00:04:50,920 --> 00:04:54,880 From now on, I'll be farming or gardening, 105 00:04:55,240 --> 00:04:56,640 start a new life. 106 00:04:57,520 --> 00:05:00,080 When you target someone, just remember, 107 00:05:00,160 --> 00:05:02,280 what goes around, comes around. 108 00:05:03,400 --> 00:05:05,040 Now I can laugh at his face. 109 00:05:12,560 --> 00:05:14,120 - What's going on, Tuck? - I'm a failure at everything. 110 00:05:14,200 --> 00:05:15,080 Boss! 111 00:05:15,320 --> 00:05:16,440 Don't worry, bro! 112 00:05:16,520 --> 00:05:17,920 But this time you're the one in control. 113 00:05:18,000 --> 00:05:18,840 That's right. 114 00:05:18,920 --> 00:05:19,960 - You'll be staying here for long. - Okay. Okay. Okay. 115 00:05:20,040 --> 00:05:22,200 Press the green button to start the game. 116 00:05:22,280 --> 00:05:23,360 - Shall we do it now? - Okay. 117 00:05:23,440 --> 00:05:24,520 We'll all do it at the same time. 118 00:05:24,600 --> 00:05:25,640 All right, guys. 119 00:05:25,720 --> 00:05:26,680 One, two... 120 00:05:28,440 --> 00:05:29,040 Here we go. 121 00:05:34,880 --> 00:05:36,360 I have to get used to this tune. 122 00:05:39,800 --> 00:05:41,600 - Are you performing soon? - Not yet, bro. 123 00:05:42,000 --> 00:05:43,320 I'm just preparing stuff. 124 00:05:48,360 --> 00:05:52,120 I see you like to kick 'em when they're down. 125 00:05:52,400 --> 00:05:57,680 Well, if I have to team up with someone, 126 00:05:57,760 --> 00:05:59,920 I would choose Ball. 127 00:06:00,000 --> 00:06:02,000 Because he knows so many jokes. 128 00:06:02,080 --> 00:06:04,440 It wouldn't be good if he targets me. 129 00:06:04,840 --> 00:06:06,160 You lost your partner. 130 00:06:06,240 --> 00:06:07,640 - It's not a problem. - Do... 131 00:06:07,720 --> 00:06:09,840 Do you feel like you lost your other half? 132 00:06:10,080 --> 00:06:11,360 - It's like... - Nah. 133 00:06:11,640 --> 00:06:13,480 Do you feel like Neymar without Messi? 134 00:06:14,040 --> 00:06:15,400 This Neymar will do it without Messi. 135 00:06:16,640 --> 00:06:18,200 Wait! Look at Pingpong! 136 00:06:18,560 --> 00:06:19,920 That dude really looks like a fucking frog. 137 00:06:20,040 --> 00:06:21,640 He even has the same color. 138 00:06:25,920 --> 00:06:27,400 - He's good, don't you think? - Yeah, he's good. 139 00:06:27,480 --> 00:06:28,360 Check out his moves. 140 00:06:30,040 --> 00:06:30,760 Here comes Kyutae. 141 00:06:30,840 --> 00:06:33,160 - He's moving slowly. - Go on, tease him! 142 00:06:33,480 --> 00:06:36,680 - He's starting to blend in now. - He knows how the game works. 143 00:06:38,280 --> 00:06:41,440 - You're gonna kill it. - It's gonna die, man! 144 00:06:43,320 --> 00:06:45,320 Is it funny? Like funny and pretty? 145 00:06:46,560 --> 00:06:48,760 What's wrong with my eyes? I can barely see. 146 00:06:48,960 --> 00:06:51,280 - Your eyes? - You plan not to stare at anyone 147 00:06:51,360 --> 00:06:52,800 so you won't laugh. 148 00:06:52,880 --> 00:06:54,400 - Can you see with these on? - Yeah. 149 00:06:54,480 --> 00:06:56,000 - You can? - Yeah. I can still see Tum. 150 00:06:56,080 --> 00:06:57,240 You can test me out! 151 00:06:57,600 --> 00:06:58,560 How many fingers do you see? 152 00:06:59,240 --> 00:07:00,480 One finger. 153 00:07:01,800 --> 00:07:03,840 I'm not sure if I should pull out my next joke. 154 00:07:03,920 --> 00:07:05,160 Just try it, man. 155 00:07:08,520 --> 00:07:10,640 I'd better leave! 156 00:07:12,200 --> 00:07:13,760 What about my eyes? 157 00:07:17,160 --> 00:07:17,840 Look at this. 158 00:07:17,920 --> 00:07:19,960 They're not grouping up. 159 00:07:20,040 --> 00:07:20,880 I see. 160 00:07:20,960 --> 00:07:22,120 They're not talking. 161 00:07:22,200 --> 00:07:23,280 Just walking away is easier than 162 00:07:23,360 --> 00:07:24,880 getting rid of someone. 163 00:07:25,160 --> 00:07:25,920 That's right. 164 00:07:26,000 --> 00:07:28,040 It didn't seem that hard when you lost. 165 00:07:30,920 --> 00:07:32,080 Sit down. I'll dance for you. 166 00:07:32,400 --> 00:07:34,920 When I'm with Ticha, I always have to be aware. 167 00:07:41,760 --> 00:07:43,480 - Let's put on a show. - Sure. 168 00:07:47,560 --> 00:07:50,720 Kyutae Oppa will perform the next show! 169 00:07:53,000 --> 00:07:54,960 You can prepare yourself now, Kyutae. 170 00:07:56,000 --> 00:07:57,400 Even though I'm the youngest here, 171 00:07:57,680 --> 00:08:00,720 I'll find my way to get rid of you all. 172 00:08:05,240 --> 00:08:06,200 Kyutae! 173 00:08:06,280 --> 00:08:07,960 He's getting naked. 174 00:08:08,040 --> 00:08:10,200 - He's wearing a traditional dance outfit. - He is. 175 00:08:20,080 --> 00:08:23,160 Sexy! 176 00:08:25,040 --> 00:08:28,360 Row! Row! Row your boat! 177 00:08:28,880 --> 00:08:31,760 Kyutae is wearing traditional dance attire. 178 00:08:31,960 --> 00:08:34,560 I gotta admit, it's beyond my expectations. 179 00:08:34,640 --> 00:08:36,400 I wonder how it'll go because 180 00:08:36,480 --> 00:08:37,920 - he's a pure Korean dude. - Yeah, he is. 181 00:08:38,000 --> 00:08:39,200 How is he gonna sing Traditional Thai? 182 00:08:39,280 --> 00:08:42,200 Hello, there, you folks 183 00:08:42,320 --> 00:08:43,720 Starting strong off-key. 184 00:08:43,960 --> 00:08:47,240 Come here and see me sing 185 00:08:49,000 --> 00:08:51,840 I am a poor dancer 186 00:08:51,920 --> 00:08:53,560 - He's a dancer? - All right. All right. 187 00:08:53,760 --> 00:08:56,360 My name's Kyutae Oppa 188 00:08:58,600 --> 00:09:01,240 I am a Korean person 189 00:09:03,000 --> 00:09:04,880 I like to lick... 190 00:09:06,760 --> 00:09:07,760 ...Kimchi 191 00:09:08,440 --> 00:09:11,720 Thonburi, Thapra's my home 192 00:09:14,960 --> 00:09:16,280 He has a nice tongue. 193 00:09:16,680 --> 00:09:17,640 Hey, watch out! 194 00:09:18,280 --> 00:09:19,240 Sit properly, boy! 195 00:09:19,680 --> 00:09:21,880 {\an8}When he sits down, I see his balls, and I'm like, 196 00:09:24,040 --> 00:09:24,800 I almost died! 197 00:09:25,040 --> 00:09:26,040 I can't! 198 00:09:26,280 --> 00:09:27,440 Sit properly, boy. 199 00:09:27,840 --> 00:09:28,640 Your balls are out. 200 00:09:29,400 --> 00:09:30,680 - I'm so sorry. - Kimchi! 201 00:09:31,360 --> 00:09:32,400 I will say my name, 202 00:09:32,840 --> 00:09:33,760 Kyutae Oppa. 203 00:09:34,440 --> 00:09:35,880 I've received a message 204 00:09:36,000 --> 00:09:37,360 from Lord John of Jeju-do. 205 00:09:37,880 --> 00:09:39,120 I'm looking for a "poor shitty" wife. 206 00:09:39,200 --> 00:09:40,520 "'Sure pretty!" 207 00:09:41,840 --> 00:09:43,440 I'm looking for a "poor shitty" wife. 208 00:09:43,600 --> 00:09:44,520 Wait! 209 00:09:44,600 --> 00:09:45,280 "Poor..." 210 00:09:45,360 --> 00:09:46,400 It's "sure pretty." 211 00:09:46,480 --> 00:09:47,440 Still looking for a "poor shitty" wife. 212 00:09:47,520 --> 00:09:48,320 Yeah. That was right. 213 00:09:48,760 --> 00:09:50,960 This is wife-searching kimchi. 214 00:09:52,600 --> 00:09:54,200 Kimchi, find me a wife. 215 00:09:58,080 --> 00:09:59,480 That's his radar. 216 00:09:59,560 --> 00:10:03,200 I can just give you some money. 217 00:10:06,080 --> 00:10:07,560 Who will be my wife, kimchi? 218 00:10:08,320 --> 00:10:09,720 - You! - Not me! 219 00:10:09,800 --> 00:10:12,320 - Do you want to be my wife? - No, I don't want to. 220 00:10:12,400 --> 00:10:13,640 Hey, you! Hey! 221 00:10:13,720 --> 00:10:14,600 She's chosen! 222 00:10:15,960 --> 00:10:17,040 Here we go! 223 00:10:18,000 --> 00:10:20,840 - Kimchi has chosen you. - It chose me, huh? 224 00:10:21,200 --> 00:10:25,880 {\an8}Honestly, out of all of them, I know Kyutae the least. 225 00:10:25,960 --> 00:10:28,160 I can't predict what he'll come up with. 226 00:10:28,280 --> 00:10:29,280 If you... 227 00:10:29,480 --> 00:10:32,040 - What is it, sire? - ...want to be my wife, 228 00:10:32,120 --> 00:10:33,840 you have to learn Korean. 229 00:10:34,000 --> 00:10:34,800 True. 230 00:10:34,880 --> 00:10:36,120 - You're dead! - How hard can it be? 231 00:10:36,200 --> 00:10:37,320 Please repeat after me. 232 00:10:37,760 --> 00:10:38,680 Yes, sire. 233 00:10:39,240 --> 00:10:41,280 For older brother, we say "oppa." 234 00:10:42,480 --> 00:10:44,840 For younger brother, we say "Op-timus Prime." 235 00:10:44,920 --> 00:10:46,200 "Op-timus Prime." 236 00:10:46,280 --> 00:10:48,360 "The frogs always trill." 237 00:10:48,800 --> 00:10:49,840 "Croak, croak." 238 00:10:50,040 --> 00:10:51,720 "The chickens get grilled." 239 00:10:51,840 --> 00:10:53,320 "The chickens get grilled." 240 00:10:53,600 --> 00:10:55,080 "The shrimp get thrilled." 241 00:10:55,400 --> 00:10:57,200 "The shrimp get thrilled." 242 00:10:58,280 --> 00:10:59,320 I got a wife! 243 00:11:01,560 --> 00:11:06,240 If you keep forcing me to watch this, I would definitely laugh. 244 00:11:06,320 --> 00:11:07,240 I got a wife! 245 00:11:07,320 --> 00:11:08,520 - I'm gone! - Let's go. 246 00:11:09,240 --> 00:11:11,520 - Yeah! The show's over! - I got a husband. 247 00:11:11,600 --> 00:11:15,200 You're so lucky! I wish you live happily. 248 00:11:16,000 --> 00:11:17,760 Let's go, my husband! 249 00:11:24,080 --> 00:11:24,800 Hey! 250 00:11:24,880 --> 00:11:25,800 Who is it? 251 00:11:25,880 --> 00:11:26,600 Tell us who! 252 00:11:26,680 --> 00:11:27,680 What just happened? 253 00:11:28,360 --> 00:11:32,640 I'm sure it's not us. We didn't laugh at all. 254 00:11:32,760 --> 00:11:34,680 They're giving me a headache. 255 00:11:35,560 --> 00:11:36,280 No, no, no, no, no, no! 256 00:11:36,360 --> 00:11:37,880 Someone wasn't aware. 257 00:11:38,200 --> 00:11:40,520 - Why are you here? - Here they are! Who fouled? 258 00:11:40,720 --> 00:11:42,040 Oh, my, my, my, my! 259 00:11:42,120 --> 00:11:43,120 Actually... 260 00:11:43,280 --> 00:11:44,000 You don't like us? 261 00:11:44,080 --> 00:11:46,360 Actually, it was almost not a foul. 262 00:11:46,440 --> 00:11:47,680 - Almost. - That's right. 263 00:11:47,760 --> 00:11:48,560 It seemed like nothing happened. 264 00:11:48,640 --> 00:11:50,800 But sometimes, you aren't aware. 265 00:11:51,240 --> 00:11:52,480 Almost, really! 266 00:11:52,560 --> 00:11:53,560 - We weren't aware. - Right! 267 00:11:53,840 --> 00:11:54,480 Who is it? 268 00:11:54,560 --> 00:11:56,600 I saw this face, see? 269 00:11:56,680 --> 00:11:58,240 That looked familiar. 270 00:11:58,360 --> 00:11:59,920 Isn't it too strict for us? 271 00:12:00,000 --> 00:12:01,120 Did you carefully watch us? 272 00:12:01,200 --> 00:12:03,320 No way! We are always aware! 273 00:12:03,400 --> 00:12:04,560 You know what you did? 274 00:12:04,960 --> 00:12:06,120 It seems like you don't know. 275 00:12:06,720 --> 00:12:07,800 I will show you. 276 00:12:07,920 --> 00:12:10,040 - The yellow card goes to... - Who is it? 277 00:12:10,120 --> 00:12:11,280 Who is it? 278 00:12:11,720 --> 00:12:13,120 Me? Really? 279 00:12:14,320 --> 00:12:15,280 Me? 280 00:12:15,680 --> 00:12:16,640 Me? 281 00:12:16,760 --> 00:12:17,480 Is it me? 282 00:12:17,560 --> 00:12:18,280 Do you know what you did? 283 00:12:18,360 --> 00:12:19,320 Is it Zani? 284 00:12:19,520 --> 00:12:20,480 It's Tonhorm! 285 00:12:22,240 --> 00:12:23,520 That was just a small foul. 286 00:12:23,600 --> 00:12:25,280 That was just a small foul. 287 00:12:25,520 --> 00:12:26,680 You know what you did, right? 288 00:12:28,120 --> 00:12:28,920 Please come. 289 00:12:29,000 --> 00:12:29,840 Come here! 290 00:12:29,920 --> 00:12:31,960 When he walked past me, my heart was like... 291 00:12:32,520 --> 00:12:34,240 Everything went so smoothly 292 00:12:34,600 --> 00:12:36,080 until this, let's see. 293 00:12:36,240 --> 00:12:36,840 Just a tiny smile. 294 00:12:36,920 --> 00:12:37,560 Let's watch. 295 00:12:37,680 --> 00:12:39,080 The chickens get grilled. 296 00:12:39,640 --> 00:12:40,920 The chickens get grilled. 297 00:12:41,000 --> 00:12:41,800 Look, she almost cracked. 298 00:12:41,880 --> 00:12:42,600 "The shrimp get thrilled." 299 00:12:43,040 --> 00:12:44,640 "The shrimp get thrilled." 300 00:12:45,960 --> 00:12:46,800 One more laugh! 301 00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:48,840 One more laugh! 302 00:12:49,120 --> 00:12:50,240 Not my foul! 303 00:12:51,280 --> 00:12:54,840 Tonhorm is a type of person who smiles unconsciously. 304 00:12:55,360 --> 00:12:56,600 I really fouled? 305 00:12:56,680 --> 00:12:58,640 Sometimes, I just smile without knowing. 306 00:12:59,800 --> 00:13:01,560 Okay, you've been warned! So... 307 00:13:01,800 --> 00:13:03,080 - After this... - Not even a tiny smile? 308 00:13:03,160 --> 00:13:04,360 Not even a tiny smile. 309 00:13:04,440 --> 00:13:06,840 You thought they wouldn't see it, right? 310 00:13:07,000 --> 00:13:08,200 Okay. That will be all. 311 00:13:14,520 --> 00:13:15,240 I've brought my joke book, but I'm scared to use it 312 00:13:15,320 --> 00:13:16,440 because I'd laugh myself. 313 00:13:16,560 --> 00:13:17,480 This is not good, Phuak. 314 00:13:17,560 --> 00:13:19,400 I'm dead and gone. 315 00:13:19,920 --> 00:13:22,120 - She was defending herself. - Yeah, she was. 316 00:13:22,200 --> 00:13:25,000 - About what? - She thought a tiny smile is okay. 317 00:13:25,880 --> 00:13:28,000 - Just a tiny smile counts as a foul. - Yeah, we cannot allow that. 318 00:13:28,120 --> 00:13:29,000 Take me as an example. 319 00:13:30,760 --> 00:13:32,560 You didn't smile, you laughed! 320 00:13:34,120 --> 00:13:34,920 Let's resume the game. 321 00:13:44,960 --> 00:13:47,680 I am a poor dancer 322 00:13:48,440 --> 00:13:51,200 I am a gay stripper 323 00:14:01,240 --> 00:14:02,720 - They all seem chill. - Yeah. 324 00:14:02,800 --> 00:14:05,720 They're beginning to do other activities. 325 00:14:05,880 --> 00:14:07,840 - Yeah. - Let's disrupt the calm they have now. 326 00:14:13,360 --> 00:14:14,800 Is this a "hoe-in-hole" putt? 327 00:14:18,560 --> 00:14:19,560 Hey, Tum, answer the call. 328 00:14:19,640 --> 00:14:20,680 It's game time. 329 00:14:22,840 --> 00:14:23,600 Hi, laughing, I'm Dad! 330 00:14:23,680 --> 00:14:25,000 Hey, it's the hosts! 331 00:14:25,160 --> 00:14:26,720 - Tum, it's Oat. - Yes, Oat. 332 00:14:26,840 --> 00:14:27,960 The next activity 333 00:14:28,800 --> 00:14:29,800 is called 334 00:14:30,240 --> 00:14:31,760 "Huh? What is this creature?" 335 00:14:32,120 --> 00:14:34,400 Pick a piece of paper with 336 00:14:34,640 --> 00:14:37,160 an animal name from the Happy Box. 337 00:14:37,360 --> 00:14:39,040 And you'll have to act as that animal. 338 00:14:40,160 --> 00:14:42,440 Oat told me that we have to play a game. 339 00:14:42,520 --> 00:14:43,280 What game? 340 00:14:43,360 --> 00:14:45,080 This activity is "corned"... 341 00:14:45,400 --> 00:14:46,120 "Called." 342 00:14:46,200 --> 00:14:47,400 It's called 343 00:14:47,640 --> 00:14:49,160 "Huh? What is this creature?" 344 00:14:49,240 --> 00:14:50,800 I don't know where they're from. 345 00:14:51,000 --> 00:14:52,240 Yeah! Tell me what's that creature? 346 00:14:52,480 --> 00:14:53,320 What? 347 00:14:54,680 --> 00:14:56,520 You guys have to pick it here. 348 00:14:57,720 --> 00:15:00,000 There's vegetarian food here, Pexky. 349 00:15:00,680 --> 00:15:01,480 Pick a piece of paper, let's go! 350 00:15:03,600 --> 00:15:05,080 Are you cheating, Tum? You're picking the first piece. 351 00:15:05,320 --> 00:15:06,120 You are the only one who knows the rule. 352 00:15:06,200 --> 00:15:07,160 Master! 353 00:15:09,200 --> 00:15:10,200 {\an8}Raptor 354 00:15:11,760 --> 00:15:13,200 - All right! - Hip hop! 355 00:15:13,280 --> 00:15:14,960 It's hip hop. Let's go! 356 00:15:15,120 --> 00:15:16,640 Wait, what animal is Tum? 357 00:15:17,560 --> 00:15:19,040 Horse 358 00:15:19,160 --> 00:15:23,280 From where I stand, I can do it off the dome. 359 00:15:23,360 --> 00:15:25,200 Improvising is easy for me. 360 00:15:28,840 --> 00:15:31,320 Phuak is a horse. 361 00:15:31,480 --> 00:15:32,280 Ostrich 362 00:15:38,280 --> 00:15:39,120 Lion 363 00:15:43,360 --> 00:15:44,080 Kangaroo 364 00:15:44,160 --> 00:15:45,640 How are you, Tuck? 365 00:16:15,800 --> 00:16:16,640 What are you? 366 00:16:18,280 --> 00:16:21,440 I'm challenging anyone who dares to fight me! 367 00:16:21,920 --> 00:16:22,800 What are you? 368 00:16:22,880 --> 00:16:24,680 I'm a giraffe. I'll fight with my neck. 369 00:16:29,920 --> 00:16:31,040 What is Zani? 370 00:16:31,200 --> 00:16:33,720 This doesn't seem like the LOL show anymore. 371 00:16:33,800 --> 00:16:35,440 Now it looks more like a madhouse. 372 00:16:36,640 --> 00:16:38,120 What's up, people in the back? 373 00:16:40,040 --> 00:16:41,840 You saw someone fouled? 374 00:16:48,760 --> 00:16:50,560 Make some noise for me! 375 00:16:51,480 --> 00:16:52,400 I think someone fouled. 376 00:16:59,440 --> 00:17:00,400 I'm scared! 377 00:17:02,120 --> 00:17:03,200 - Who fouled? - Who is it? 378 00:17:03,280 --> 00:17:04,680 - Is it Pingpong? - It's Pingpong. 379 00:17:04,760 --> 00:17:05,720 - Not me! - Which animal? 380 00:17:11,800 --> 00:17:13,440 - I'm not sure... - Don't know! 381 00:17:13,640 --> 00:17:14,560 I've already told them. 382 00:17:19,240 --> 00:17:21,320 It happened within just a split second! 383 00:17:21,800 --> 00:17:22,640 Really? 384 00:17:22,720 --> 00:17:23,560 Yeah! 385 00:17:23,920 --> 00:17:25,600 - Someone almost... - Oh, yeah. 386 00:17:25,960 --> 00:17:27,480 Someone almost made it! 387 00:17:27,840 --> 00:17:29,360 Someone almost didn't foul. 388 00:17:29,800 --> 00:17:32,960 But someone did foul! 389 00:17:33,680 --> 00:17:34,920 So stressful. 390 00:17:35,000 --> 00:17:35,960 I think it might be me. 391 00:17:36,040 --> 00:17:38,720 This is not something I wanna give. 392 00:17:39,400 --> 00:17:41,000 - Might be someone who's that good. - For real, I don't wanna give this. 393 00:17:41,160 --> 00:17:42,520 - True. - It seems someone already knew. 394 00:17:43,640 --> 00:17:44,480 It seems someone already knew. 395 00:17:44,560 --> 00:17:45,480 Someone seems to know. 396 00:17:45,560 --> 00:17:46,280 Oh, yeah. Someone seems to know. 397 00:17:46,360 --> 00:17:47,760 And the yellow card goes to... 398 00:17:49,680 --> 00:17:50,920 ...Zani! 399 00:17:53,200 --> 00:17:54,840 What the hell? 400 00:17:57,560 --> 00:17:58,680 - I almost got it! - Yeah, me too! 401 00:17:58,760 --> 00:18:00,280 - Bitch, me too! - That was close! 402 00:18:00,400 --> 00:18:01,760 When did I foul? 403 00:18:02,320 --> 00:18:03,520 - You wanna know, right? - Yeah! 404 00:18:03,880 --> 00:18:05,160 Take a look there, my friend! 405 00:18:05,800 --> 00:18:06,720 When did I smile? 406 00:18:06,800 --> 00:18:08,600 Look! What did you pick? 407 00:18:08,760 --> 00:18:11,120 - She was offering me the apple! - I didn't even realize. 408 00:18:15,640 --> 00:18:21,040 I picked up an apple, Pexky said, "I'm a vegetarian today." 409 00:18:21,120 --> 00:18:22,760 I was happy to see it. 410 00:18:22,960 --> 00:18:26,360 So I said to her, "Hey, an apple!" 411 00:18:27,760 --> 00:18:29,880 Said it with a friendly-ass smile! 412 00:18:30,360 --> 00:18:31,320 Listen. 413 00:18:31,480 --> 00:18:33,400 You were kind, then you died. 414 00:18:33,480 --> 00:18:35,760 This is not the place for kindness. 415 00:18:36,480 --> 00:18:38,040 Let me ask you one more thing. 416 00:18:38,120 --> 00:18:39,880 What animal did you get? 417 00:18:39,960 --> 00:18:40,720 Lion. 418 00:18:41,000 --> 00:18:42,640 How the hell is this lion? 419 00:18:42,720 --> 00:18:44,320 This is how "Lionel" Richie might dress! 420 00:18:44,400 --> 00:18:45,360 That's true! 421 00:18:45,440 --> 00:18:46,560 I can't argue with that. 422 00:18:47,040 --> 00:18:48,840 Now I get that you're a lion. 423 00:18:49,240 --> 00:18:51,320 - You're a panda, right? - No, he's a raptor! 424 00:18:52,440 --> 00:18:53,560 - Raptor! - How is he a raptor? 425 00:18:54,520 --> 00:18:56,360 I asked you how a raptor should be. 426 00:18:56,560 --> 00:18:59,160 - You're a raptor! - Not a rapper! 427 00:18:59,240 --> 00:19:01,120 - Raptor, the dinosaur! - Not a rapper! 428 00:19:01,520 --> 00:19:03,000 Boy! 429 00:19:03,160 --> 00:19:04,720 You didn't even get it right! 430 00:19:04,880 --> 00:19:06,040 Damn it! 431 00:19:08,160 --> 00:19:10,080 I feel so freaking embarrassed, you know? 432 00:19:10,520 --> 00:19:12,200 I was the first to pick. 433 00:19:12,600 --> 00:19:14,440 I didn't even know what "raptor" was. 434 00:19:14,840 --> 00:19:15,960 I really don't know. 435 00:19:16,120 --> 00:19:21,600 I only know Raptor the band from '90s. 436 00:19:22,040 --> 00:19:23,000 Excuse me! 437 00:19:25,080 --> 00:19:26,880 He's so dumb! 438 00:19:44,560 --> 00:19:45,280 Genie. 439 00:19:45,360 --> 00:19:46,080 Yes, master! 440 00:19:46,160 --> 00:19:48,000 Who will be eliminated next? 441 00:19:53,000 --> 00:19:53,720 They seem carefree. 442 00:19:53,800 --> 00:19:55,080 Let them relax for now. 443 00:19:55,240 --> 00:19:56,840 They're not playing around because 444 00:19:56,920 --> 00:19:58,520 they're afraid to foul. 445 00:19:58,920 --> 00:20:00,560 I think we have to gather them up 446 00:20:00,640 --> 00:20:02,560 and let them perform a show. 447 00:20:06,080 --> 00:20:07,680 Attention, please. 448 00:20:07,960 --> 00:20:09,200 Dear friends, 449 00:20:09,280 --> 00:20:11,560 the next show will be Ticha's show. 450 00:20:15,680 --> 00:20:19,360 Let's see what, this Swedish girl, Ticha's got. 451 00:20:20,040 --> 00:20:23,600 Seriously, from the womb to this day in the industry, 452 00:20:23,680 --> 00:20:27,000 I've always made people laugh because I am both beautiful and funny. 453 00:20:32,280 --> 00:20:35,320 - Hello, people! - Turn around! 454 00:20:35,960 --> 00:20:36,800 Hello... 455 00:20:40,440 --> 00:20:41,440 The microphone actually dropped. 456 00:20:41,800 --> 00:20:45,800 Today, I will recite a poem for you. 457 00:20:46,320 --> 00:20:48,560 There was a man... 458 00:20:48,640 --> 00:20:49,560 Nailed it! 459 00:20:49,640 --> 00:20:52,120 ...kangaroo. 460 00:20:52,880 --> 00:20:55,680 He was hoodooed... 461 00:20:56,440 --> 00:20:58,760 ...by voodoo. 462 00:20:58,840 --> 00:21:00,120 There you go! 463 00:21:00,600 --> 00:21:03,480 He thought it was 464 00:21:03,680 --> 00:21:06,680 just a dream. 465 00:21:07,480 --> 00:21:09,440 So he ate ice cream, 466 00:21:09,720 --> 00:21:11,160 dream come true! 467 00:21:11,520 --> 00:21:14,840 Kangaroo, oh, man... 468 00:21:16,240 --> 00:21:17,720 ...dancing hands. 469 00:21:20,200 --> 00:21:23,960 I know she's well-prepared because she had to memorize. 470 00:21:24,080 --> 00:21:25,800 It's hard to memorize 471 00:21:25,880 --> 00:21:28,880 all those, "There was a man kangaroo," and so on. 472 00:21:29,240 --> 00:21:30,800 How did she memorize all that? 473 00:21:30,920 --> 00:21:32,320 The funny thing was that 474 00:21:32,400 --> 00:21:33,760 she said it with that deadpan face. 475 00:21:33,960 --> 00:21:35,480 When I saw her resting face, 476 00:21:35,800 --> 00:21:37,880 I was like, "Hey! That could make us laugh" 477 00:21:37,960 --> 00:21:40,360 That's not my only talent. 478 00:21:40,440 --> 00:21:41,360 What else you got? 479 00:21:41,440 --> 00:21:43,520 I'm also good with spoonerisms. 480 00:21:43,600 --> 00:21:47,040 I can transpose every word. Let me begin with the Thai city names. 481 00:21:47,600 --> 00:21:48,320 Give me a name. 482 00:21:48,400 --> 00:21:49,200 Ayutthaya. 483 00:21:49,360 --> 00:21:52,040 A-yuth-tha-ya. 484 00:21:52,440 --> 00:21:53,400 Ya 485 00:21:53,760 --> 00:21:54,720 yuth 486 00:21:56,000 --> 00:21:56,920 thayu! 487 00:21:58,880 --> 00:21:59,640 What was that? 488 00:21:59,720 --> 00:22:00,440 Spoonerism joke? 489 00:22:00,520 --> 00:22:03,480 She got mixed up on her transposition. 490 00:22:03,880 --> 00:22:05,320 That's in no way a spoonerism! 491 00:22:05,440 --> 00:22:07,200 Her style is like early Tuck's. 492 00:22:07,640 --> 00:22:08,520 Chonburi? 493 00:22:08,840 --> 00:22:10,200 Burichon! 494 00:22:10,440 --> 00:22:11,280 Tak? 495 00:22:11,360 --> 00:22:12,320 Hak! 496 00:22:12,720 --> 00:22:13,600 That was a joke? 497 00:22:13,680 --> 00:22:14,720 What kind of spoonerism is this? 498 00:22:14,800 --> 00:22:16,600 She thinks that's spoonerism? 499 00:22:17,120 --> 00:22:18,080 She thinks that how it works? 500 00:22:18,160 --> 00:22:20,680 I think she's killing it. 501 00:22:20,800 --> 00:22:22,960 Well, not the joke but herself! 502 00:22:23,120 --> 00:22:24,960 Spoonerism is my weak spot. 503 00:22:25,040 --> 00:22:26,400 I thought it was just transposing sounds. 504 00:22:26,520 --> 00:22:28,000 I thought I was good 505 00:22:28,080 --> 00:22:29,880 until they threw me the three-syllable words. 506 00:22:30,240 --> 00:22:31,280 This is Ticha. 507 00:22:31,400 --> 00:22:32,400 Cadabra! 508 00:22:32,720 --> 00:22:33,680 I'm leaving! 509 00:22:33,760 --> 00:22:35,280 Goodbye! 510 00:22:37,600 --> 00:22:38,600 That was cute! 511 00:22:40,240 --> 00:22:41,120 Hey, slippery floor. 512 00:22:44,160 --> 00:22:45,480 Why the hell did she do that? 513 00:22:45,880 --> 00:22:47,960 - That falling was funny. - That was cute! 514 00:22:48,040 --> 00:22:49,000 Good job! 515 00:22:49,080 --> 00:22:51,120 She's a model, not a comedian. 516 00:22:51,400 --> 00:22:52,600 But she can still pull it off. 517 00:22:52,680 --> 00:22:53,720 She's good. I admire her. 518 00:22:53,800 --> 00:22:57,360 Her jokes make me feel exhausted. 519 00:22:58,360 --> 00:22:59,280 Yeah. 520 00:23:04,400 --> 00:23:05,720 Where are you from? 521 00:23:06,160 --> 00:23:07,120 Well... 522 00:23:07,400 --> 00:23:08,520 Bigfoot. 523 00:23:08,680 --> 00:23:09,560 Bigfoot, Texas? 524 00:23:09,880 --> 00:23:11,400 I'm seeing bigfoot, I'm tripping. 525 00:23:15,840 --> 00:23:18,520 Is that so, bro? Is that so? 526 00:23:18,760 --> 00:23:20,320 Damn! The double whammy! 527 00:23:21,040 --> 00:23:23,280 Luckily, I am tough! 528 00:23:24,160 --> 00:23:25,960 She almost got me! 529 00:23:26,040 --> 00:23:27,920 She approached me when I was about to crack! 530 00:23:28,120 --> 00:23:29,920 My armpit hair is so wet. 531 00:23:30,680 --> 00:23:32,280 That armpit hair almost got me. 532 00:23:35,440 --> 00:23:36,480 Where did you get those eyebrows? 533 00:23:40,880 --> 00:23:42,320 You got those from the shop, Phuak? 534 00:23:44,240 --> 00:23:45,520 You know my weakness. 535 00:23:45,920 --> 00:23:47,760 Who can I report this to? 536 00:23:47,880 --> 00:23:49,320 She's blowing the brow! 537 00:23:51,760 --> 00:23:52,680 The good thing is 538 00:23:52,880 --> 00:23:53,920 I'm pretty good. 539 00:23:55,760 --> 00:23:58,360 You're a priestess now? 540 00:24:00,480 --> 00:24:01,640 Ticha, have you ever... 541 00:24:01,880 --> 00:24:03,480 - ...got eyebrows tattooed? - No. 542 00:24:03,760 --> 00:24:04,560 I need your advice. 543 00:24:05,680 --> 00:24:06,920 I got them inked but they look weird. 544 00:24:07,440 --> 00:24:08,960 - I think they're... - Are they even? 545 00:24:09,320 --> 00:24:11,000 I think they're not quite even. 546 00:24:11,240 --> 00:24:12,080 Do you want me to fix them? 547 00:24:12,520 --> 00:24:13,280 No, it's okay. 548 00:24:13,360 --> 00:24:14,480 - I also got the new eyebrows. - But... 549 00:24:15,800 --> 00:24:17,600 - Can I join the club, too? - You wanna look like us, too? 550 00:24:17,680 --> 00:24:18,720 - Yes. - Okay. 551 00:24:18,840 --> 00:24:20,520 - We're the eyebrow fandom. - Of course, we are. 552 00:24:20,640 --> 00:24:22,880 - Eyebrow game is stone cold strong. - So strong. 553 00:24:23,240 --> 00:24:25,800 - We'll give them a long-running show. - We'll choose funniest person to perform. 554 00:24:25,880 --> 00:24:26,800 Should we choose Tonhorm? 555 00:24:26,960 --> 00:24:28,440 - She's top-tier. - We'll see. 556 00:24:32,400 --> 00:24:34,800 The next show will be Tonhorm's show. 557 00:24:34,920 --> 00:24:36,040 All right! Bring it on! 558 00:24:37,920 --> 00:24:38,720 You got it, sis! 559 00:24:44,840 --> 00:24:48,400 Making people laugh during the show can be difficult. 560 00:24:48,760 --> 00:24:51,120 So I'm trying out my auntie look. 561 00:24:52,000 --> 00:24:53,280 They won't know what's coming. 562 00:24:53,360 --> 00:24:55,320 I might be able to score here. 563 00:24:55,560 --> 00:24:56,720 She's here! 564 00:24:57,320 --> 00:24:58,080 Hello there, people! 565 00:24:58,160 --> 00:24:59,680 Hi! 566 00:25:00,040 --> 00:25:01,520 I just opened this place. 567 00:25:01,600 --> 00:25:03,160 - That's good. - My new massage parlor. 568 00:25:03,520 --> 00:25:04,960 I've been waiting for such a long time. 569 00:25:05,040 --> 00:25:06,280 I wish Tuck was here to see this. 570 00:25:06,360 --> 00:25:07,640 I offer you a promotion, 571 00:25:07,880 --> 00:25:09,400 free massage for one person. 572 00:25:09,760 --> 00:25:10,720 That's today's promotion. 573 00:25:10,920 --> 00:25:12,480 I'll pick just one lucky person because 574 00:25:12,800 --> 00:25:14,360 everyone seems to want a free massage. 575 00:25:14,480 --> 00:25:15,400 Why are you bowing your head? 576 00:25:15,480 --> 00:25:16,440 The masseuse is so old! 577 00:25:16,520 --> 00:25:17,600 Is this a masseuse or a witch doctor? 578 00:25:19,000 --> 00:25:21,640 I'm telling you I'm so good at this. 579 00:25:21,720 --> 00:25:22,960 But first, let me pick the lucky one. 580 00:25:23,120 --> 00:25:25,960 - Hey, you! I'm choosing you. - Me? 581 00:25:26,040 --> 00:25:29,480 - You seem pretty tired. - My body feels so achy! 582 00:25:29,560 --> 00:25:30,480 Come get a massage, kid. 583 00:25:30,760 --> 00:25:34,280 He's got his muscles out. 584 00:25:34,720 --> 00:25:35,720 Sit down, kid. 585 00:25:35,800 --> 00:25:36,720 That's right. 586 00:25:37,840 --> 00:25:39,160 Sit. I told you to sit. 587 00:25:39,240 --> 00:25:40,360 How should I sit? 588 00:25:42,760 --> 00:25:43,880 Sit down, kid. 589 00:25:44,120 --> 00:25:46,280 - Just sit normally. - Sit normally, got it. 590 00:25:46,360 --> 00:25:47,360 She looked the other way. 591 00:25:49,080 --> 00:25:50,680 Your nerves are quite bad. 592 00:25:50,800 --> 00:25:52,080 Aren't you a masseuse? 593 00:25:52,160 --> 00:25:53,360 Right, my old job was a fortune teller. 594 00:25:53,440 --> 00:25:55,880 - Hey, auntie, just do the massage. - I will. I will. 595 00:25:56,000 --> 00:25:58,760 Lay down and I'll give you a massage. 596 00:25:58,880 --> 00:26:00,000 - Lay down. - On my back or my belly? 597 00:26:00,080 --> 00:26:02,680 - Lay down on your back. - On my back, got it. 598 00:26:02,880 --> 00:26:04,000 I'd rather look at the masseuse. 599 00:26:04,080 --> 00:26:05,600 If I look at the client, I would crack up. 600 00:26:05,760 --> 00:26:07,360 Let me get something first. 601 00:26:07,440 --> 00:26:09,440 This stuff is hard to find, the shop has just opened. 602 00:26:09,560 --> 00:26:11,760 Auntie... 603 00:26:12,160 --> 00:26:14,720 Auntie, your butt is right in front of my face! 604 00:26:14,800 --> 00:26:15,600 Auntie! 605 00:26:16,840 --> 00:26:17,640 Auntie! 606 00:26:17,720 --> 00:26:18,520 Look at Phuak! 607 00:26:18,720 --> 00:26:19,320 Phuak! 608 00:26:19,400 --> 00:26:20,640 I'll put some oil on you. 609 00:26:22,480 --> 00:26:23,440 He's blowing his mouth. 610 00:26:23,760 --> 00:26:25,040 Phuak is blowing his mouth. 611 00:26:25,560 --> 00:26:27,200 Have you had your bones adjusted? 612 00:26:27,320 --> 00:26:28,520 I had massages before 613 00:26:28,600 --> 00:26:32,000 but never this deep before. 614 00:26:32,080 --> 00:26:33,080 Don't feel nervous. 615 00:26:33,160 --> 00:26:34,840 This is my first time adjusting bones, too. 616 00:26:34,920 --> 00:26:35,760 - Okay! - What? 617 00:26:38,440 --> 00:26:40,600 Wait, this your first time, auntie? 618 00:26:40,960 --> 00:26:43,800 Relax! Relax! 619 00:26:50,920 --> 00:26:52,760 That was frightening! 620 00:26:52,920 --> 00:26:54,520 Auntie, it won't turn back! 621 00:26:54,600 --> 00:26:55,600 Relax, relax. 622 00:26:59,560 --> 00:27:01,440 Go on! Laugh it out! 623 00:27:01,760 --> 00:27:03,240 Okay! I surrender! 624 00:27:04,520 --> 00:27:05,720 Let me do this for you! 625 00:27:09,360 --> 00:27:10,880 If I can get through this, I can make it through everything! 626 00:27:10,960 --> 00:27:12,600 I'm done with this! 627 00:27:13,320 --> 00:27:14,400 Where are you going, auntie? 628 00:27:15,480 --> 00:27:17,400 Anyone wants some massage? 629 00:27:17,560 --> 00:27:18,440 Anyone? 630 00:27:18,520 --> 00:27:19,480 Oh, man I'm tearing up. 631 00:27:20,000 --> 00:27:21,080 I'm tearing up. 632 00:27:23,640 --> 00:27:26,320 Just seeing Pingpong in that position... 633 00:27:28,280 --> 00:27:29,840 ...almost killed me, goddamn! 634 00:27:31,400 --> 00:27:32,600 But I managed to hold it in. 635 00:27:35,200 --> 00:27:36,680 It helped calm me down. 636 00:27:37,480 --> 00:27:39,200 What should I do? This one almost got me. 637 00:27:41,680 --> 00:27:43,080 - Pingpong, come here. - Oh, my God. 638 00:27:43,160 --> 00:27:44,320 This is suffering! 639 00:27:46,240 --> 00:27:47,040 I see. 640 00:27:47,360 --> 00:27:48,120 You're eating a "rookie." 641 00:27:48,200 --> 00:27:49,320 No! Cookie! 642 00:27:49,960 --> 00:27:51,560 That was my triple strike. 643 00:27:53,280 --> 00:27:55,880 Watch out, kid! That's Oat's wine glass. 644 00:27:55,960 --> 00:27:56,680 Boom! 645 00:27:56,760 --> 00:27:58,400 Another strike, the wine glass. 646 00:27:58,600 --> 00:27:59,800 Look! Look! Look! Look! 647 00:28:00,160 --> 00:28:01,520 Listen to that sound. 648 00:28:01,600 --> 00:28:02,520 Nice sound. 649 00:28:02,760 --> 00:28:04,720 - You want some wine? - I drank some before. 650 00:28:04,960 --> 00:28:05,760 Check this. 651 00:28:05,840 --> 00:28:07,280 These people are savages! 652 00:28:08,920 --> 00:28:10,480 When I see chances, I strike! 653 00:28:10,720 --> 00:28:12,240 If I can make one or two people 654 00:28:12,320 --> 00:28:14,120 laugh, that's okay for me. 655 00:28:15,000 --> 00:28:16,360 In English, it's called a plunger. 656 00:28:16,440 --> 00:28:17,520 On Mars, we call it... 657 00:28:18,480 --> 00:28:19,720 Another one! 658 00:28:20,120 --> 00:28:21,040 Dope! 659 00:28:21,200 --> 00:28:22,440 Ball saw me almost laugh. 660 00:28:22,520 --> 00:28:24,680 He kept throwing jokes at me! 661 00:28:25,040 --> 00:28:26,600 He knew I was about to crack up. 662 00:28:26,680 --> 00:28:27,920 So he tried to make me crack. 663 00:28:28,520 --> 00:28:30,560 I didn't feel like I was playing as an animal. 664 00:28:30,880 --> 00:28:32,400 You didn't know what a raptor is. 665 00:28:34,240 --> 00:28:36,040 Do you think the world thinks I'm dumb? 666 00:28:36,280 --> 00:28:37,480 Because I don't know what a raptor is? 667 00:28:37,640 --> 00:28:38,880 You're not dumb. You're just stupid! 668 00:28:40,640 --> 00:28:41,480 Pingpong! 669 00:28:41,680 --> 00:28:43,360 Pingpong, come here. 670 00:28:43,440 --> 00:28:44,240 Guys! 671 00:28:45,760 --> 00:28:47,040 That is... 672 00:28:47,320 --> 00:28:48,040 This is bread. 673 00:28:48,120 --> 00:28:48,920 Okay. 674 00:28:49,320 --> 00:28:51,080 Would you believe that I can 675 00:28:51,400 --> 00:28:52,560 put this bread into this bottle? 676 00:28:53,000 --> 00:28:54,200 - What? - That's impossible, 677 00:28:54,280 --> 00:28:57,400 because you have to put it in the bottle first. 678 00:28:57,960 --> 00:28:59,840 Hold on! You'll put the bread into the bottle? 679 00:29:00,120 --> 00:29:01,240 - Yeah. - No way. 680 00:29:02,480 --> 00:29:03,760 I'm about to trick you all. 681 00:29:04,880 --> 00:29:06,200 Where have you ever performed this show? 682 00:29:06,560 --> 00:29:07,760 You can check if there's bread inside. 683 00:29:07,960 --> 00:29:09,840 Can you see the bread inside? 684 00:29:10,760 --> 00:29:12,240 You can check. 685 00:29:13,400 --> 00:29:14,200 Damn! 686 00:29:16,360 --> 00:29:17,160 You know too much! 687 00:29:17,400 --> 00:29:18,200 I'll clean it up for you. 688 00:29:18,280 --> 00:29:19,000 I almost fouled. 689 00:29:19,080 --> 00:29:20,160 Look right there! 690 00:29:20,240 --> 00:29:21,320 - We must give the warning. - Right. 691 00:29:22,640 --> 00:29:24,120 - Hey! - What? 692 00:29:24,600 --> 00:29:26,720 God damn it, I was just about to play the flute. 693 00:29:32,800 --> 00:29:33,800 {\an8}Let's go! 694 00:29:36,840 --> 00:29:38,520 {\an8}Sleep with me, 695 00:29:38,600 --> 00:29:39,920 {\an8}I'll give you free Wi-Fi. 696 00:29:40,880 --> 00:29:43,520 {\an8}Yesterday, my sister was at the hospital. 697 00:29:43,760 --> 00:29:44,480 {\an8}Damn. Why? 698 00:29:44,560 --> 00:29:45,360 {\an8}She's a doctor. 699 00:29:46,240 --> 00:29:48,080 {\an8}Greenie! Greenie! 700 00:29:48,800 --> 00:29:51,560 {\an8}Greenie! Greenie! 701 00:29:52,360 --> 00:29:52,920 Tum, guess! 702 00:29:53,200 --> 00:29:54,000 Where's the sketch? 703 00:29:54,120 --> 00:29:54,880 What's this? 704 00:29:54,960 --> 00:29:56,200 Wait a sec. 705 00:29:58,320 --> 00:29:59,080 It's LOL! 706 00:29:59,160 --> 00:30:00,440 Good job! 707 00:30:00,520 --> 00:30:01,840 The great work of art might 708 00:30:02,040 --> 00:30:04,240 take a lifetime to finish. 709 00:30:04,400 --> 00:30:06,600 But what would you do if you have 710 00:30:06,840 --> 00:30:09,880 only 90 seconds to get it done? 711 00:30:10,040 --> 00:30:13,000 You can click on the "X-Ray" icon via the website on your screen 712 00:30:13,120 --> 00:30:15,080 or on your mobile phone now! 44595

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