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LOL: Last One Laughing Thailand

Everyone!

The first product I'm presenting is...

- He's using it again? - You're presenting yourself?

- Fish sauce with chili. - It was already used.

I'm not here to sell this.

I just wanna show you that

I also have fish sauce with chili.

I see.

Some of you might wonder

- if it's edible or not. - Is it?

We'll never know if we don't try.

Don't do it!

No!

Tuck!

Boriboon is someone who would surely drink that shit!

Look at how he rips the package.

You're a man of your word!

What would you do that for?

You know, high salt intake can affect the brain.

It's too late to retreat now, man!

Aren't you supposed to sell it?

You drank it just like that?

What's the purpose?

So this is...

Are you about to kiss me?

Your hands smell fishy.

I want to tell you that...

You're smiling right now.

Damn it, Tuck!

Here we go!

Here we go!

You were trying get me!

Tuck!

Tuck!

You were trying get me!

You were trying get me!

You were!

You drank the fish sauce for nothing!

We all almost died!

He drank it and burst out!

Among the ten of us,

I knew Tuck would be the first to leave the game.

Game over!

He's leaving the game with kidney failure.

Gosh!

Please help!

He was like, "Fuck it!" Then, he laughed so hard!

Pexky was like...

What the hell was that?

What was that?

"I won't laugh ever again!

And I'll be the last one laughing.

Stay beside me, Kyutae.

My lil brother!"

Goodbye, sensei.

I'll take good care of myself.

Before you say anything, let's check that out.

It's just a smile, this time.

It's like he knew.

He knew he wasn't gonna make it.

What was that?

He usually laughs when he pulls a prank on someone.

If something goes wrong, he'd be...

That's it.

He's done.

Whenever you pull out your best joke, it should work.

Don't die at your own joke.

My brain told me to drink the fish sauce.

So my breath would smell fishy.

When I get fishy breath,

I would talk to them.

But when I was about to open my mouth,

I cracked the hell up.

But I didn't laugh for no reason.

- The reason I laughed was... - Do tell.

- I saw Pexky's eyes. - What about her eyes?

I was walking over and saw her eyes like,

"What? What? What? What?"

My tongue tasted salty and stuff, so I had to clear it.

You are LOL contestants but also my dear friends.

Would you allow me to stay?

No!

I promise I'll keep myself together.

- Listen... - You can't!

Cut out the part where I burst into laughter.

Say again!

Cut out the part when I burst out in laughter.

- It doesn't work that way! - We can start over again.

Entertainment industry, bro!

Let me do the sales again.

I'll be fucking hilarious!

I've prepared some good jokes!

You're still here.

But you're no longer in the game.

You'll be with us!

This red card goes to Tuck!

It's okay. I'm gone.

I planned to outshine them.

But it's okay.

Someone above destined me to come this far.

So this is it, my defeat.

It's okay. I can live with it now.

From now on, I'll be farming or gardening,

start a new life.

When you target someone, just remember,

what goes around, comes around.

Now I can laugh at his face.

- What's going on, Tuck? - I'm a failure at everything.

Boss!

Don't worry, bro!

But this time you're the one in control.

That's right.

- You'll be staying here for long. - Okay. Okay. Okay.

Press the green button to start the game.

- Shall we do it now? - Okay.

We'll all do it at the same time.

All right, guys.

One, two...

Here we go.

I have to get used to this tune.

- Are you performing soon? - Not yet, bro.

I'm just preparing stuff.

I see you like to kick 'em when they're down.

Well, if I have to team up with someone,

I would choose Ball.

Because he knows so many jokes.

It wouldn't be good if he targets me.

You lost your partner.

- It's not a problem. - Do...

Do you feel like you lost your other half?

- It's like... - Nah.

Do you feel like Neymar without Messi?

This Neymar will do it without Messi.

Wait! Look at Pingpong!

That dude really looks like a fucking frog.

He even has the same color.

- He's good, don't you think? - Yeah, he's good.

Check out his moves.

Here comes Kyutae.

- He's moving slowly. - Go on, tease him!

- He's starting to blend in now. - He knows how the game works.

- You're gonna kill it. - It's gonna die, man!

Is it funny? Like funny and pretty?

What's wrong with my eyes? I can barely see.

- Your eyes? - You plan not to stare at anyone

so you won't laugh.

- Can you see with these on? - Yeah.

- You can? - Yeah. I can still see Tum.

You can test me out!

How many fingers do you see?

One finger.

I'm not sure if I should pull out my next joke.

Just try it, man.

I'd better leave!

What about my eyes?

Look at this.

They're not grouping up.

I see.

They're not talking.

Just walking away is easier than

getting rid of someone.

That's right.

It didn't seem that hard when you lost.

Sit down. I'll dance for you.

When I'm with Ticha, I always have to be aware.

- Let's put on a show. - Sure.

Kyutae Oppa will perform the next show!

You can prepare yourself now, Kyutae.

Even though I'm the youngest here,

I'll find my way to get rid of you all.

Kyutae!

He's getting naked.

- He's wearing a traditional dance outfit. - He is.

Sexy!

Row! Row! Row your boat!

Kyutae is wearing traditional dance attire.

I gotta admit, it's beyond my expectations.

I wonder how it'll go because

- he's a pure Korean dude. - Yeah, he is.

How is he gonna sing Traditional Thai?

Hello, there, you folks

Starting strong off-key.

Come here and see me sing

I am a poor dancer

- He's a dancer? - All right. All right.

My name's Kyutae Oppa

I am a Korean person

I like to lick...

...Kimchi

Thonburi, Thapra's my home

He has a nice tongue.

Hey, watch out!

Sit properly, boy!

When he sits down, I see his balls, and I'm like,

I almost died!

I can't!

Sit properly, boy.

Your balls are out.

- I'm so sorry. - Kimchi!

I will say my name,

Kyutae Oppa.

I've received a message

from Lord John of Jeju-do.

I'm looking for a "poor shitty" wife.

"'Sure pretty!"

I'm looking for a "poor shitty" wife.

Wait!

"Poor..."

It's "sure pretty."

Still looking for a "poor shitty" wife.

Yeah. That was right.

This is wife-searching kimchi.

Kimchi, find me a wife.

That's his radar.

I can just give you some money.

Who will be my wife, kimchi?

- You! - Not me!

- Do you want to be my wife? - No, I don't want to.

Hey, you! Hey!

She's chosen!

Here we go!

- Kimchi has chosen you. - It chose me, huh?

Honestly, out of all of them, I know Kyutae the least.

I can't predict what he'll come up with.

If you...

- What is it, sire? - ...want to be my wife,

you have to learn Korean.

True.

- You're dead! - How hard can it be?

Please repeat after me.

Yes, sire.

For older brother, we say "oppa."

For younger brother, we say "Op-timus Prime."

"Op-timus Prime."

"The frogs always trill."

"Croak, croak."

"The chickens get grilled."

"The chickens get grilled."

"The shrimp get thrilled."

"The shrimp get thrilled."

I got a wife!

If you keep forcing me to watch this, I would definitely laugh.

I got a wife!

- I'm gone! - Let's go.

- Yeah! The show's over! - I got a husband.

You're so lucky! I wish you live happily.

Let's go, my husband!

Hey!

Who is it?

Tell us who!

What just happened?

I'm sure it's not us. We didn't laugh at all.

They're giving me a headache.

No, no, no, no, no, no!

Someone wasn't aware.

- Why are you here? - Here they are! Who fouled?

Oh, my, my, my, my!

Actually...

You don't like us?

Actually, it was almost not a foul.

- Almost. - That's right.

It seemed like nothing happened.

But sometimes, you aren't aware.

Almost, really!

- We weren't aware. - Right!

Who is it?

I saw this face, see?

That looked familiar.

Isn't it too strict for us?

Did you carefully watch us?

No way! We are always aware!

You know what you did?

It seems like you don't know.

I will show you.

- The yellow card goes to... - Who is it?

Who is it?

Me? Really?

Me?

Me?

Is it me?

Do you know what you did?

Is it Zani?

It's Tonhorm!

That was just a small foul.

That was just a small foul.

You know what you did, right?

Please come.

Come here!

When he walked past me, my heart was like...

Everything went so smoothly

until this, let's see.

Just a tiny smile.

Let's watch.

The chickens get grilled.

The chickens get grilled.

Look, she almost cracked.

"The shrimp get thrilled."

"The shrimp get thrilled."

One more laugh!

One more laugh!

Not my foul!

Tonhorm is a type of person who smiles unconsciously.

I really fouled?

Sometimes, I just smile without knowing.

Okay, you've been warned! So...

- After this... - Not even a tiny smile?

Not even a tiny smile.

You thought they wouldn't see it, right?

Okay. That will be all.

I've brought my joke book, but I'm scared to use it

because I'd laugh myself.

This is not good, Phuak.

I'm dead and gone.

- She was defending herself. - Yeah, she was.

- About what? - She thought a tiny smile is okay.

- Just a tiny smile counts as a foul. - Yeah, we cannot allow that.

Take me as an example.

You didn't smile, you laughed!

Let's resume the game.

I am a poor dancer

I am a gay stripper

- They all seem chill. - Yeah.

They're beginning to do other activities.

- Yeah. - Let's disrupt the calm they have now.

Is this a "hoe-in-hole" putt?

Hey, Tum, answer the call.

It's game time.

Hi, laughing, I'm Dad!

Hey, it's the hosts!

- Tum, it's Oat. - Yes, Oat.

The next activity

is called

"Huh? What is this creature?"

Pick a piece of paper with

an animal name from the Happy Box.

And you'll have to act as that animal.

Oat told me that we have to play a game.

What game?

This activity is "corned"...

"Called."

It's called

"Huh? What is this creature?"

I don't know where they're from.

Yeah! Tell me what's that creature?

What?

You guys have to pick it here.

There's vegetarian food here, Pexky.

Pick a piece of paper, let's go!

Are you cheating, Tum? You're picking the first piece.

You are the only one who knows the rule.

Master!

Raptor

- All right! - Hip hop!

It's hip hop. Let's go!

Wait, what animal is Tum?

Horse

From where I stand, I can do it off the dome.

Improvising is easy for me.

Phuak is a horse.

Ostrich

Lion

Kangaroo

How are you, Tuck?

What are you?

I'm challenging anyone who dares to fight me!

What are you?

I'm a giraffe. I'll fight with my neck.

What is Zani?

This doesn't seem like the LOL show anymore.

Now it looks more like a madhouse.

What's up, people in the back?

You saw someone fouled?

Make some noise for me!

I think someone fouled.

I'm scared!

- Who fouled? - Who is it?

- Is it Pingpong? - It's Pingpong.

- Not me! - Which animal?

- I'm not sure... - Don't know!

I've already told them.

It happened within just a split second!

Really?

Yeah!

- Someone almost... - Oh, yeah.

Someone almost made it!

Someone almost didn't foul.

But someone did foul!

So stressful.

I think it might be me.

This is not something I wanna give.

- Might be someone who's that good. - For real, I don't wanna give this.

- True. - It seems someone already knew.

It seems someone already knew.

Someone seems to know.

Oh, yeah. Someone seems to know.

And the yellow card goes to...

...Zani!

What the hell?

- I almost got it! - Yeah, me too!

- Bitch, me too! - That was close!

When did I foul?

- You wanna know, right? - Yeah!

Take a look there, my friend!

When did I smile?

Look! What did you pick?

- She was offering me the apple! - I didn't even realize.

I picked up an apple, Pexky said, "I'm a vegetarian today."

I was happy to see it.

So I said to her, "Hey, an apple!"

Said it with a friendly-ass smile!

Listen.

You were kind, then you died.

This is not the place for kindness.

Let me ask you one more thing.

What animal did you get?

Lion.

How the hell is this lion?

This is how "Lionel" Richie might dress!

That's true!

I can't argue with that.

Now I get that you're a lion.

- You're a panda, right? - No, he's a raptor!

- Raptor! - How is he a raptor?

I asked you how a raptor should be.

- You're a raptor! - Not a rapper!

- Raptor, the dinosaur! - Not a rapper!

Boy!

You didn't even get it right!

Damn it!

I feel so freaking embarrassed, you know?

I was the first to pick.

I didn't even know what "raptor" was.

I really don't know.

I only know Raptor the band from '90s.

Excuse me!

He's so dumb!

Genie.

Yes, master!

Who will be eliminated next?

They seem carefree.

Let them relax for now.

They're not playing around because

they're afraid to foul.

I think we have to gather them up

and let them perform a show.

Attention, please.

Dear friends,

the next show will be Ticha's show.

Let's see what, this Swedish girl, Ticha's got.

Seriously, from the womb to this day in the industry,

I've always made people laugh because I am both beautiful and funny.

- Hello, people! - Turn around!

Hello...

The microphone actually dropped.

Today, I will recite a poem for you.

There was a man...

Nailed it!

...kangaroo.

He was hoodooed...

...by voodoo.

There you go!

He thought it was

just a dream.

So he ate ice cream,

dream come true!

Kangaroo, oh, man...

...dancing hands.

I know she's well-prepared because she had to memorize.

It's hard to memorize

all those, "There was a man kangaroo," and so on.

How did she memorize all that?

The funny thing was that

she said it with that deadpan face.

When I saw her resting face,

I was like, "Hey! That could make us laugh"

That's not my only talent.

What else you got?

I'm also good with spoonerisms.

I can transpose every word. Let me begin with the Thai city names.

Give me a name.

Ayutthaya.

A-yuth-tha-ya.

Ya

yuth

thayu!

What was that?

Spoonerism joke?

She got mixed up on her transposition.

That's in no way a spoonerism!

Her style is like early Tuck's.

Chonburi?

Burichon!

Tak?

Hak!

That was a joke?

What kind of spoonerism is this?

She thinks that's spoonerism?

She thinks that how it works?

I think she's killing it.

Well, not the joke but herself!

Spoonerism is my weak spot.

I thought it was just transposing sounds.

I thought I was good

until they threw me the three-syllable words.

This is Ticha.

Cadabra!

I'm leaving!

Goodbye!

That was cute!

Hey, slippery floor.

Why the hell did she do that?

- That falling was funny. - That was cute!

Good job!

She's a model, not a comedian.

But she can still pull it off.

She's good. I admire her.

Her jokes make me feel exhausted.

Yeah.

Where are you from?

Well...

Bigfoot.

Bigfoot, Texas?

I'm seeing bigfoot, I'm tripping.

Is that so, bro? Is that so?

Damn! The double whammy!

Luckily, I am tough!

She almost got me!

She approached me when I was about to crack!

My armpit hair is so wet.

That armpit hair almost got me.

Where did you get those eyebrows?

You got those from the shop, Phuak?

You know my weakness.

Who can I report this to?

She's blowing the brow!

The good thing is

I'm pretty good.

You're a priestess now?

Ticha, have you ever...

- ...got eyebrows tattooed? - No.

I need your advice.

I got them inked but they look weird.

- I think they're... - Are they even?

I think they're not quite even.

Do you want me to fix them?

No, it's okay.

- I also got the new eyebrows. - But...

- Can I join the club, too? - You wanna look like us, too?

- Yes. - Okay.

- We're the eyebrow fandom. - Of course, we are.

- Eyebrow game is stone cold strong. - So strong.

- We'll give them a long-running show. - We'll choose funniest person to perform.

Should we choose Tonhorm?

- She's top-tier. - We'll see.

The next show will be Tonhorm's show.

All right! Bring it on!

You got it, sis!

Making people laugh during the show can be difficult.

So I'm trying out my auntie look.

They won't know what's coming.

I might be able to score here.

She's here!

Hello there, people!

Hi!

I just opened this place.

- That's good. - My new massage parlor.

I've been waiting for such a long time.

I wish Tuck was here to see this.

I offer you a promotion,

free massage for one person.

That's today's promotion.

I'll pick just one lucky person because

everyone seems to want a free massage.

Why are you bowing your head?

The masseuse is so old!

Is this a masseuse or a witch doctor?

I'm telling you I'm so good at this.

But first, let me pick the lucky one.

- Hey, you! I'm choosing you. - Me?

- You seem pretty tired. - My body feels so achy!

Come get a massage, kid.

He's got his muscles out.

Sit down, kid.

That's right.

Sit. I told you to sit.

How should I sit?

Sit down, kid.

- Just sit normally. - Sit normally, got it.

She looked the other way.

Your nerves are quite bad.

Aren't you a masseuse?

Right, my old job was a fortune teller.

- Hey, auntie, just do the massage. - I will. I will.

Lay down and I'll give you a massage.

- Lay down. - On my back or my belly?

- Lay down on your back. - On my back, got it.

I'd rather look at the masseuse.

If I look at the client, I would crack up.

Let me get something first.

This stuff is hard to find, the shop has just opened.

Auntie...

Auntie, your butt is right in front of my face!

Auntie!

Auntie!

Look at Phuak!

Phuak!

I'll put some oil on you.

He's blowing his mouth.

Phuak is blowing his mouth.

Have you had your bones adjusted?

I had massages before

but never this deep before.

Don't feel nervous.

This is my first time adjusting bones, too.

- Okay! - What?

Wait, this your first time, auntie?

Relax! Relax!

That was frightening!

Auntie, it won't turn back!

Relax, relax.

Go on! Laugh it out!

Okay! I surrender!

Let me do this for you!

If I can get through this, I can make it through everything!

I'm done with this!

Where are you going, auntie?

Anyone wants some massage?

Anyone?

Oh, man I'm tearing up.

I'm tearing up.

Just seeing Pingpong in that position...

...almost killed me, goddamn!

But I managed to hold it in.

It helped calm me down.

What should I do? This one almost got me.

- Pingpong, come here. - Oh, my God.

This is suffering!

I see.

You're eating a "rookie."

No! Cookie!

That was my triple strike.

Watch out, kid! That's Oat's wine glass.

Boom!

Another strike, the wine glass.

Look! Look! Look! Look!

Listen to that sound.

Nice sound.

- You want some wine? - I drank some before.

Check this.

These people are savages!

When I see chances, I strike!

If I can make one or two people

laugh, that's okay for me.

In English, it's called a plunger.

On Mars, we call it...

Another one!

Dope!

Ball saw me almost laugh.

He kept throwing jokes at me!

He knew I was about to crack up.

So he tried to make me crack.

I didn't feel like I was playing as an animal.

You didn't know what a raptor is.

Do you think the world thinks I'm dumb?

Because I don't know what a raptor is?

You're not dumb. You're just stupid!

Pingpong!

Pingpong, come here.

Guys!

That is...

This is bread.

Okay.

Would you believe that I can

put this bread into this bottle?

- What? - That's impossible,

because you have to put it in the bottle first.

Hold on! You'll put the bread into the bottle?

- Yeah. - No way.

I'm about to trick you all.

Where have you ever performed this show?

You can check if there's bread inside.

Can you see the bread inside?

You can check.

Damn!

You know too much!

I'll clean it up for you.

I almost fouled.

Look right there!

- We must give the warning. - Right.

- Hey! - What?

God damn it, I was just about to play the flute.

Let's go!

Sleep with me,

I'll give you free Wi-Fi.

Yesterday, my sister was at the hospital.

Damn. Why?

She's a doctor.

Greenie! Greenie!

Greenie! Greenie!

Tum, guess!

Where's the sketch?

What's this?

Wait a sec.

It's LOL!

Good job!

The great work of art might

take a lifetime to finish.

But what would you do if you have

only 90 seconds to get it done?

You can click on the "X-Ray" icon via the website on your screen

or on your mobile phone now!