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- Good evening - Good evening sir
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I see the meaning of the
word punctuality
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Hasn't yet sunk in with
certain members of our class
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You see Max! I told you we'd
be here before Professori
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- Better sit down before he comes
- Okay tokay
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Good evening
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How did you get in?
Through the window?
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You're late! Too busy drinking in
the pub to notice the time?
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We've not been in the pub,
have we Max?
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I hope you're all sitting comfortably.
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Sure we've not
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Look we're coming to the school
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And we see this old
lady trying to cross the road
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That's right! She's very old
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- And blind - Pushing a pram
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An old blind lady
- pushing a pram
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Well, maybe she wasn't
exactly blind
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And maybe she wasn't exactly
there either
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Sure it's true
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On Max's life, we have not been
in the pub
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- Honest - All right
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Hey, you left your books in the pub
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- Santa Maria - What's the matter?
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Look behind you
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Not been in the pub, eh?
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Now I remember, we were there
just for a minute
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Sit down all of you
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Why you not telling me teacher is
behind me you italian macaroni?
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Why you not look you
spanish omelette
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All right, sit down and be quiet
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Teacher is right! You sit
down and be quiet! Sit down!
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That includes you Juan
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- Por favore?
- You heard
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Sit down! I'm getting
rather tired of this
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continual habit of certain
people being late
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Seven thirty is the time
class commences
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And you should be all sitting at
your desks ready to begin work
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I shan't tell you again
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In future, anyone who comes
late will go straight home
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Good evening everybody
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- You're late - Oh no
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Look please, I'm being early
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It's only twenty minutes past
seven o'clock
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Correction, It is twenty five
minutes to the eight
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That clock is not being right
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And is my watch not being
right also?
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Yes please
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Has it occured to you that
your watch may be wrong?
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Oh blimey, this watch is
guaranteed never to be wrong
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It is twenty one julies
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- Jewels - Yes please
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I am buying it today from
market place
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You bought that watch from
a stall on the market?
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Most definitely
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The man is telling me it is a
jolly good bargain
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Twenty one julies and
real gold case
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Eighteen turnips
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- Eighteen Carats
- Sorry please
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And how much did you pay
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For this twenty one jewelled
eighteen carat gold timepiece?
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Two pounds fifty pence!
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I think he saw you coming Ali
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Most definitely! He was seeing
me before I was seeing him
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What I mean is, you were swindled
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- Oh no - You can't buy a
watch for two pounds fifty
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But the man is telling me it is
being so cheap
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- Because it is bankruptured
stock - Rupted
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It's not going Ali
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Perhaps it needs a wind up
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There's nothing to wind up
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It's empty
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Oh blimey, I am being cheated
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Excuse me please, I go to find
the crooked man
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- He won't be there now
Ali - What about my money?
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You'll just have to put it down
to experience
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Sit down! We've got a lot of
work to do
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How are you coming along?
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Have you learnt any more English?
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More English?
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Yes, bloody foreigners
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Well that's a start!
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You will have to follow the
lesson as best as you can
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And I will explain later
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Do you understand?
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Never mind! Sit down an
d do your best
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Tonight we're going to
look at sentence construction
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Can anyone give me a definition
of a sentence?
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- Me please - Yes Su Lee
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A sentence is a gloup of
words that makes comprete sense
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- Very good - For example
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- Communism is only tlue way of rife
- Thank you
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Or Capitarists are enemies of
peace roving people
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- Or China...
- I think you've made your point Su Lee
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Now a sentence contains eight
parts of speech
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Can anybody tell me what
they are! Come along now
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- Noun - Good, excellent
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- Pronoun - Very good
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Why am I very good and
she is excellent
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All right, you're both excellent!
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Anybody else?
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- Verb - Good
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- Adverb - Well done
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- Adjective - Yes
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- Prepositiono - Goodo... Good
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- Conjunction - One more
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Come along... doesn't anybody
know what the other one is
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An interjection
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Can somebody tell me what
an interjection is?
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- Si senor - Yes Juan?
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- Niddle - Niddle?
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Si, like doctor
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Interjection
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- No Juan, that's injection
- It's alright
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An interjection is a word
put into a sentence
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To express some emotion,
such as oh, ah, hush
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We will now construct a
sentence starting with a noun
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Ranjeet, could you give me
a noun please
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Idiot
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Idiot? Surely you could have
said something else
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I could have said Muslim
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Don't you be insulting me
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That'll do
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Ranjeet, you're here to
learn English!
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Kindly keep your personal
prejudices to yourself
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- A thousand apologies
- Give me a noun please
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- A waiter - A waiter, good
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Now Max, an adjective
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Come along!
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Ranjeet gave us a noun, waiter,
describe him
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- Old, tall, short, thin
- how do I know? I never met him
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Max, we're not talking about
an actual waiter
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He's part time waiter
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We're trying to construct
a sentence
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Ranjeet gave us a noun... waiter
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I want you to give me an
adjective that describes him
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- Hockay, an old waiter
- Old waiter
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- With a moustache
- Just old will do
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Hockay
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We'll put a definite article in
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The old waiter
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Now we need a verb!
Something he was doing
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- Danielle - Making love
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Can't you think of something
better he could have been doing?
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There is nothing better than
making love
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Something more appropriate to
a waiter in a restaurant
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Bon alors! He served
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He served, good! The old waiter
served... Now we need an adverb
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- Taro - Ah so
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An adverb please modifying
the verb served
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- Carefully - Good
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Served carefully! Now can
anyone add anything to that?
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The old waiter carefully
served... fish and chips
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- Two more nouns and a
conjunction - Ockay
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The old waiter carefully served two
more nouns and a conjunction
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You were right first time Giovanni
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- Mister Brown - Yes Sid,
what is it?
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There's a geezer out
here looking for Miss Courtney
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What's that got to do with me?
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I can't find her! Can you have
a word with him?
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Oh very well
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I want you to complete
the sentence using an
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interjection, a preposition
and a pronoun
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I'll be back in a minute
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This is him
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Are you Miss Coutney?
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Do I look like Miss Courtney?
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- I asked to see Miss Courtney
- Who are you?
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My name is F... fofbes
F... fortescue
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- Pardon?
- F... forbes F... fortescue
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J... jeremy B... brown
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- I'm an ATC - I'm a BA Oxen
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- My card - You are an Assistant
Town Clerk
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- Quite so - I see
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- Miss Courtney - Mr. Brown
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Is this another one of your
foreign students?
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He's an ATC
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I don't care what nationality he
is! It's time you were in the classroom
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Madame, my name is F... forbes
F... fortescue
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- He's hyphenated
- How unfortunate
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I'm here from the Town Hall! We've
had some news from the Palace
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- Victoria or Crystal?
- Buckingham
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I'm here in connection with the Royal
visit to the borough next week
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As the Duke himself laid
the foundation stone of this building
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It has been suggested
that their Royal
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Highnesses pay a brief
visit to your school
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The Queen, and Prince Philip
are coming here?
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- Next Tuesday - Did you hear
that Mr. Brown?
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They're coming here, the two of
them together, in person! Him and her
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Calm down Miss Courtney
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- Don't over-excite yourself
- Who's getting overexcited?
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I'm perfectly calm about
the whole thing
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I've seen some strange
things on toilet doors
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Boys and girls, lads and
lasses, pointers and setters
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But I've never seen Dukes
and Queens
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- It's not for them to
use - What is it for then?
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It's Miss Courtney's idea
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She didn't wanna offend the Royal
family by letting them see toilet doors
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So I've done the best thing
I've disguised them
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- Very diplomatic - No,
just a waste of time Mr. Brown
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They must have loos in
Buckingham Palace
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Absolutely! Is the old
battleaxe in yet?
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The old battleaxe is here
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I wasn't meaning you
Miss Courtney
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- I trust you were not referring
to her Majesty - Oh no
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I was referring to Gladys, the tea lady
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- Here - What's this for?
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Well it's not for sticking in
your buttonhole!
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It's to wave at the Royal Couple
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- Are you going to change?
- Into what?
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You surely don't intend to greet
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out distinguished guests
in thatjacket
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Haven't you anything a little
more formal?
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I've got a black tie
I wear for funerals
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Here
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- That's better - I feel as
if I'm going to a cup final
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Sidney, go and sweep
the schoolyard
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- I've swept it once
- Well sweep it again
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You wouldn't want me
to go down on
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my hands and knees and
scrub it, would you?
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Don't be ridiculous! It
wouldn't dry before they arrived
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I think I'll go and polish the silver
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What silver?
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I brought my silver tea set in
case they wanted a drink
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Perhaps the Duke prefer a trot
of rum, being an ex-naval man
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I never thought of that
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He'll have to make do with sherry
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Shall I ask Gladys to make
up a few ham rolls
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In case they're a bit peckish
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Ham rolls?
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You can't give royalty Ham rolls
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This is a very special occasion! Tell
her to open a tin of salmon
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This is a very special occasion! Tell
her to open a tin of salmon
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- They won't want anything to
eat - Better to be prepared
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I wonder if we should have
got a red carpet
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Why don't you go the whole hog
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And ask the music class to play
the National Anthem as they enter!
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This is supposed to be
an informal visit
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I don't think you're
approaching this
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special occasion with
the proper attitude
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- And I think you're being
carried away - Nonsense
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This is an opportunity for
all the staff and students
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To show their loyalty and
devotion to our sovereign
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It's up to the entire school to
make a good impression
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One never knows where
it may lead
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The New Year's Honours list
isn't far away
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- Honour's list?
- Yes
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- A knighthood could be within
your grasp - A knighthood
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Mr. Jeremy Brown
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Arise Sir Jeremy
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- Mr. Brown - Yes your Majesty?
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- I beg your pardon - Sorry,
I thought you were the Queen
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- Have you been drinking?
- No, just day dreaming
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Well you'd better wake up
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They are due to arrive in half an hour
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- Now where are your students?
- In the cloakroom changing
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- Changing?
- Yes
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I insisted on wearing the
natural costumes
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Gladys! Gladlys, are you there?
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What?
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Blood and thunder!
It's Rule Brittania
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- Don't you like it?
- What?
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- Don't you like it?
- Very patriotic
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I don't know whether to salute
you or run you up a flagpole
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- I've got a surprise for you
- Yeah
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- Look - Oh my God
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That should surprise the Duke
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Surprise him! Lt'll paralyse him
268
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You're supposed to courtesy not
flash him your underwear
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Any of my students... Good heavens
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Don't say anything otherwise
she'll show you her knickers
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They will come up here
, won't they?
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- Yes, I expect so Gladys
- I do hope so
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00:15:18,060 --> 00:15:22,292
I think Prince Philips's lovely and
I've always been fond of sailors
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00:15:23,180 --> 00:15:25,136
Don't forget, he belongs
to the Queen
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Have you seen any of
my students?
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They're still changing
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- Go and tell them to hurry up Sid
- All right
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I'd better get tidied up too!
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00:15:34,500 --> 00:15:36,140
The duke might want to
inspect my utensils
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Ready for your inspection Sir
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Carry on Sid
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00:15:47,060 --> 00:15:48,095
Miss China
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Is that your National Costume?
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This is uniform of
People's army of
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Ribelation as plesclibed
by Chairman Mao
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You dont rike it?
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00:16:00,980 --> 00:16:02,732
I feel it lacks a certain finish
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00:16:02,980 --> 00:16:05,016
A belt of ammunition and
a couple of hand grenades
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00:16:06,340 --> 00:16:07,340
Miss India
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00:16:10,540 --> 00:16:12,576
Very nice Jamila
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00:16:12,700 --> 00:16:13,700
It is Jamila, isn't it?
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Miss Germany
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00:16:18,940 --> 00:16:20,692
- What you think?
- Very teutonic
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00:16:22,500 --> 00:16:23,979
Miss Sweden
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00:16:29,500 --> 00:16:32,173
- Beautiful yes?
- Beautiful very
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00:16:32,540 --> 00:16:35,054
- And the clothes too?
- I was referring to the clothes
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Miss France
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00:16:41,380 --> 00:16:42,380
What do you think?
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- Tre's belle - Merci che'ri
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00:16:50,780 --> 00:16:51,780
Miss Greece
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00:17:05,500 --> 00:17:08,890
- Don't take the mickey
- Sorry! Mr. Greece
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00:17:13,660 --> 00:17:16,413
- Are you comfortable in that Max?
- It's a bit cold boss
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00:17:18,500 --> 00:17:19,933
Mr. Pakistani
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00:17:22,860 --> 00:17:27,092
God Bless Queen Elizabeth not
forgetting the Duke of Edinberg
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00:17:28,940 --> 00:17:31,374
- The Duke of Edingburgh
- Him also
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Italy
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00:17:44,460 --> 00:17:46,610
Are you representing Italy
or the Mafia?
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00:17:55,980 --> 00:17:57,971
I represent Sicile!
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00:18:01,180 --> 00:18:02,374
Mr. Punjab
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00:18:04,460 --> 00:18:08,533
- Most endearing Ranjeet
- Thank you very much
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Mr. Hungary
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- Very good Zoltan - Thank you
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Mr. Japan
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- Nankipoo I presume - Ah so
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00:18:26,660 --> 00:18:29,891
And last but not least Mr. Spain
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00:18:38,660 --> 00:18:42,619
- Professori, there still
nobody coming - Any minute now
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Come on in your places everyone
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00:18:45,260 --> 00:18:46,260
Where's Zoltan?
319
00:18:46,940 --> 00:18:50,694
- He's gone to try and find the
toilet - That may take him a while
320
00:18:54,660 --> 00:18:57,128
I'd like to stress that this
visit is informal
321
00:18:57,260 --> 00:19:00,172
So her majesty may not
necessarily come into this classroom
322
00:19:01,060 --> 00:19:03,290
You mustn't be too disappointed
if she doesn't
323
00:19:03,420 --> 00:19:05,376
But if she does, I want you
all to behave
324
00:19:05,500 --> 00:19:07,411
just as if she weren't here,
understand?
325
00:19:10,300 --> 00:19:12,260
In view of the occasion, it
would seem appropriate
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00:19:12,340 --> 00:19:15,571
To tell you a little of the history of
our British Kings and Queens
327
00:19:15,700 --> 00:19:18,055
It all started with the Norman Conquests
328
00:19:18,460 --> 00:19:21,930
I have seen that on the
television! Very funny English play
329
00:19:22,340 --> 00:19:26,538
I'm referring to the actual invasion of
England by William of Normandy
330
00:19:26,660 --> 00:19:28,013
- It was 1066 - Wrong
331
00:19:29,140 --> 00:19:30,140
I beg your pardon
332
00:19:32,380 --> 00:19:40,380
1066... Maybe 1056
333
00:19:41,220 --> 00:19:46,613
- It was 1066 - No, cannot be 1066
334
00:19:47,180 --> 00:19:49,455
Sixty minutes in one hour
335
00:19:51,820 --> 00:19:57,292
1066 is six minutes past eleven
336
00:20:00,140 --> 00:20:04,213
- 1066 was the year
- It's all right
337
00:20:08,020 --> 00:20:10,898
William of Normandy, by
the way does anybody know...
338
00:20:11,020 --> 00:20:13,056
What other name he was
known by? William the...
339
00:20:14,100 --> 00:20:18,059
- Concurer - Conqueror
340
00:20:18,660 --> 00:20:19,660
Hokay
341
00:20:20,660 --> 00:20:24,653
He was succeeded by his third
son William Rufus the Red King
342
00:20:25,340 --> 00:20:28,173
Oh blimey, you are having a
Communist King
343
00:20:29,780 --> 00:20:32,977
No, he was called the Red
King because of his red hair
344
00:20:33,740 --> 00:20:34,740
Jolly good
345
00:20:35,580 --> 00:20:39,732
William Rufus died in 1100 after
being struck by an arrow in the woods
346
00:20:40,220 --> 00:20:43,337
Maybe it was Robin the Hood
347
00:20:46,980 --> 00:20:48,049
Robin the hood
348
00:20:48,380 --> 00:20:52,737
Robin Hood wasn't born
then! He was in the Middle ages
349
00:20:53,420 --> 00:20:56,696
How can he be middle ages if
he is not yet being born?
350
00:20:58,500 --> 00:21:00,491
Never mind about
Robin Hood, alright?
351
00:21:01,060 --> 00:21:03,574
Oh yes, very colourful
352
00:21:04,100 --> 00:21:06,660
Sorry to interrupt Mr. Brown but
they will here in any moment now
353
00:21:06,780 --> 00:21:08,076
And I thought it would be
rather nice if one of
354
00:21:08,100 --> 00:21:10,250
your students present
this to her Majesty
355
00:21:12,060 --> 00:21:13,060
I'll do that
356
00:21:14,020 --> 00:21:17,137
It is usual for the bouquet to
be presented by a lady
357
00:21:17,500 --> 00:21:20,014
With that skirt, who's
gonna know the difference?
358
00:21:21,580 --> 00:21:23,059
Come outside and I'll show you
359
00:21:23,180 --> 00:21:26,695
Sit down, who do you suggest
Miss Courtney?
360
00:21:27,700 --> 00:21:29,292
How about Jamila?
361
00:21:30,060 --> 00:21:31,460
Jamila darling, would you
come here?
362
00:21:33,780 --> 00:21:36,977
Anf for goodness sake
girl, get rid of that knitting
363
00:21:38,180 --> 00:21:39,180
Now Jamila!
364
00:21:39,420 --> 00:21:42,457
I want you to wait with me in
the hall until her Majesties arrive
365
00:21:42,580 --> 00:21:44,220
And then you can present
this to the queen
366
00:21:44,300 --> 00:21:46,211
You courtesy first and then
you give it to her
367
00:21:46,340 --> 00:21:47,340
Now let's try it
368
00:21:48,500 --> 00:21:49,979
I'm the Queen
369
00:21:52,140 --> 00:21:53,459
You are Miss Courtney
370
00:21:53,580 --> 00:21:55,540
No, no, no, Jamila! Come
on, she's just pretending
371
00:21:56,060 --> 00:21:58,096
I am understand
372
00:22:03,700 --> 00:22:04,700
Here you are Queenie!
373
00:22:07,100 --> 00:22:08,460
You don't speak until
you're spoken
374
00:22:08,500 --> 00:22:10,650
to and then you address
her as Ma'am!
375
00:22:11,100 --> 00:22:12,100
Now let's try again
376
00:22:15,500 --> 00:22:16,569
Ah, there you are
377
00:22:16,700 --> 00:22:19,692
Superintendant, how soon the
Royal Couple are here?
378
00:22:19,980 --> 00:22:21,174
- They are not coming - What?
379
00:22:22,220 --> 00:22:23,653
We've had to rearrange
the schedule
380
00:22:23,980 --> 00:22:26,733
They're going straight from
the hospital to the Town Hall
381
00:22:26,860 --> 00:22:28,540
We're cutting out their visit
to the school
382
00:22:28,580 --> 00:22:30,889
- I'd better tell Miss Courtney!
- There is no time!
383
00:22:31,020 --> 00:22:32,931
You must come with me now!
You men, follow me
384
00:22:38,220 --> 00:22:40,336
- Excuse me - Please
385
00:22:41,540 --> 00:22:43,451
My name is Mrs Baxter
386
00:22:44,540 --> 00:22:47,930
My name is Mrs Baxter
387
00:22:48,300 --> 00:22:53,055
And my Husband has just
joined your woodwork class
388
00:22:54,140 --> 00:22:56,893
Do you think I could have a
word with him
389
00:22:59,380 --> 00:23:02,372
- Please Sid - No you can't
390
00:23:02,500 --> 00:23:03,694
Blimey, it's Her!
391
00:23:10,700 --> 00:23:12,930
Hang on! Hang on! Hang on!
Don't go away
392
00:23:14,540 --> 00:23:19,250
Miss Courtney, Mister Brown! She's
here, she's arrived, she's outside
393
00:23:19,380 --> 00:23:20,380
She can't be
394
00:23:20,500 --> 00:23:21,676
She must have come in by the
back entrance
395
00:23:21,700 --> 00:23:25,010
But don't leave her
standing outside Sidney! Show her in
396
00:23:36,380 --> 00:23:40,896
So pleased to meet you
Ma'am! Where is your husband?
397
00:23:41,860 --> 00:23:44,055
He's in the woodwork class
398
00:23:45,820 --> 00:23:49,733
I do hope we shall meet
him later on
399
00:23:50,620 --> 00:23:53,054
This is Mr. Brown our
English teacher
400
00:23:54,580 --> 00:23:56,172
- How do you do?
- Ma'am
401
00:23:58,540 --> 00:23:59,540
Jamila
402
00:24:09,580 --> 00:24:10,580
How kind!
403
00:24:29,820 --> 00:24:33,574
In this class, we are endeavoring to
teach English to foreign students
404
00:24:35,100 --> 00:24:37,216
- Excuse me Miss Courtney
- Don't interrupt Mr. Brown
405
00:24:37,340 --> 00:24:38,676
- I think you should know...
- Mr. Brown
406
00:24:38,700 --> 00:24:39,700
Alright, please yourself
407
00:24:40,100 --> 00:24:43,649
- Would you care for a cup of tea?
- If it isn't too much trouble
408
00:24:43,780 --> 00:24:45,452
No trouble at all
409
00:24:46,660 --> 00:24:48,934
You must come round and
have a cup of tea
410
00:24:48,935 --> 00:24:51,333
with my husband and I some time.
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