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Good evening Sidney
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Good evening Miss Courtney, just
giving your door a bit of a touch up
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Had a nice holiday?
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I spent seven days in sunny Spain
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- Pardon?
- Sunny Spain
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- That sounds nice
- It rained
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Oh, I am sorry! Still I expect you enjoyed
all those exotic Spanish dishes
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- I got food poisoning
- Oh sorry
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Did it rain every day?
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Oh no! When I got
food poisoning the sun came out
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When I got better, it went back in
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Apart from the day before we
left. That was absolutely glorious
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- Well at least you had one
good day - I got sunburnt
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What a pity!
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- Hello Sid
- Mr. Brown, welcome back
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- Ta, is she in?
- I've creamed out your bin
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- No, is she in?
- Yeah, but she's in a shocking temper
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- I'll see her later then
- Glad to be back?
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Yeah, I shall miss my old class
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But I shall enjoy the challenge of
starting again with fresh minds
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I wonder how many different nationalities
I'll have to deal with this term?
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Good evening
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Pleased to meet you
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Thank you
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Do you speak English?
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- Hungry?
- Igen
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You want something to eat?
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- Hungry
- Hungary
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I'll put you in my register
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What is your name?
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Your name
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- Zoltan Szabo
- Zoltan Szabo
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This is yes
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This is no
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Yes... No
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Good
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I am Mr. Brown, your teacher
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I hope that was complimentary
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Never mind
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Do you know any English?
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Yes
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- Gud sev de kwin
- God Save the Queen
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More? Some more English?
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- Pliz, thank you
- Good
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- Shtones - Shtones?
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- Rolling Stones?
- Yes
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Good evening Mr. Brown
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I am most happy to
be seeing you again
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Anna, Ranjeet! What
are you doing here?
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We failed our exam but we are
coming back for more lessons
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That is correct!
Like Roberty Bruce say
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If at first you are not
succeeding, try, try
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Again!
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If at first you are not succeeding...
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Never mind
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Were you not expecting us?
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No, the authorities don't notify the
individual teachers of the results
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And as usual Miss Courtney has
kept me in the dark
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She took the lights out?
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No, she never told me!
This is Zoltan, Ranjeet
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Delighted to be making
your acquaintance
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What a nice man! He
is giving me a present
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He wants you to read out
something from his phrase book
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A thousand apologies
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Waiter my soup is cold
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Pleased to meet you
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Thank you
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Good and this is Anna
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How do you do?
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Yes, Thank you
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Would you both like to sit down
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This time I sit at front, then
I can be learning quicker
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I will be sitting in my
accustomed place
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Well, I was hoping that I had
a hundred percent pass record
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But still, two failures
out of ten isn't bad
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Good evening master
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Four failures out of ten
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Jamila, you failed
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Sorry Master
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But maybe next time
I shall be winning
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I'm sure you mean winning
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- And you, Taro
- Ah so
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Loss of face
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Not goodo for Japanese
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First, considered Hara-kiri
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Then decide to como
backo for more lessons
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But if no pass next time
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Just make sure you don't do
it on the classroom floor
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Well, as you can see you re not alone
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This is Zoltan
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Jamila, and Taro
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- Pleased to meet you
- Good evening
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Jamila, you want your place back?
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No, I sit at backside with Taro
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No Jamila! You will sit at the back
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Backside is what you sit on
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No master, what I sit on is chair
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Yes, I can see why you failed
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Buenas noches everybody
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Juan! Don't tell me you failed
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It's all right! I not tell you
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- You don't need to tell me!
I know - You plenty smart
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That's more than I can say for you
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- Por favor?
- Never mind
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This is Zoltan! This is Juan
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How you do?
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Is for me?
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He's really saying he's
pleased to meet you
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He doesn't speak English
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It's all right! I teach him
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That would be like the
blind leading the blind
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Blind
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He not see!
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- You feel
- Juan he's not blind
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I was just using a...
never mind! Sit down
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Ok! I sit here
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- Good afton
- Good evening
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- I here come to English learn
- I come here to learn English
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We together sit
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No, we can't do that
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What is matter? There is
wrong something with me?
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There is wrong nothing with you
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- I very much like you
- I am your teacher
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Teacher? You are too
young to be teacher
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Thank you
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- Is that your name?
- Yes
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- Ingrid Svenson
- Ingrid Svenson
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- I take it you are Svedish... Swedish?
- Ja
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- Where from?
- Stockholm
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- Stockholm! And what is your job?
- Au pair
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Very nice
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Where shall we sit you?
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There's a place here with me
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There is also a place here beside me
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Here please
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I think we'll sit you at
the front for the time being
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You're sitting next to
Juan, behind you is Ranjeet
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At the back are Taro and Jamila
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She is Anna and he is Zoltan
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And I am Ali
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- Ali, not you as well
- As well as what please?
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- You failed?
- Yes
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I am getting twenty out of one hundred
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That's nothing to be proud about
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You're supposed to get at least fifty
to pass! Twenty is disgraceful
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Last year I am getting nothing at all
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So I am doing better! I sit
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- Scuse please! Get up
- What for?
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- That is my seat
- I not see your name on seat
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Get your big Spanish
bottom out of my chair
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You no talk me like that!
I punch you
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That's enough! Seats
are not reservable
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Sit somewhere else, Ali
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Ok, I sit at the back
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You big spanish bottom
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We'll wait a few more moments in
case there are any more new students
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It's just like old times
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It's a big surprise, eh professori?
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I am not disappointed to be back
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- Who is that?
- This is Ingrid! She is Swedish
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She is also sitting in my seat
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- You will move yes?
- I will move no
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- You can sit next to me
- No, you sit next to me
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That's right! You sit beside Max and
Giovanni because I want to sit here
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I'm sorry Danielle! But I think it's
important the new students sit at the front
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- I don't like you
- I'm so worried
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You can come and sit next to me
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- Sit between us
- Ok
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Well I must say that I'm
extremely disappointed in you all
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It's not your fault professori!
We not pass because we're stupid
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- And what does that make me?
- More stupid
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Exactly! Out of ten students
I've nine failures
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Vely solly I'm rate
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Congratulations! You are
getting ten out of ten
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Well I really don't know what to say
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Oh blimey, if you are
not knowing what to say
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How are you going to be teaching us?
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- I'll ignore that stupid remark
- Jolly good
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Because you have all failed,
I have failed
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It's perfectly true
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This term, I want much
more effort from all of you
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You must all pull your socks up
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It's all right
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No Juan, I was speaking figuratively
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- Por favor
- Never mind
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You must all concentrate
much harder this term
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We shall start at the beginning again
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And this time I shall be giving
twice as much homework as last time
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I want a hundred per cent
effort from all of you
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Now tonight I want you each to tell
me what you did during the holidays
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- Please?
- Yes Zoltan
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I do not understand
what you are saying
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Never mind!
Just keep quiet and listen
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Never mind
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I speak
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No speak
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- Thank you Juan
- It's all right
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Now, what have you been
doing with yourself, Jamila?
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I went on holidays to visit
all my family
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- You went to Bombay?
- No Birmingham
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Birmingham,
the Mecca of the Midlands
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- And you Taro?
- Ah so
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What did you get up to?
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Went on fishing holiday
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- Good, did you catch anything?
- Catcho heavy coldo
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Did you enjoy your break, Ali?
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I am not breaking anything
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- The holiday
- Jolly good
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I am learning how to be
driving a motor car
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Good, that's very useful! When
do you take your test?
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Oh blimey
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I'm already failing my test
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The examiner man was
jumping out of the car
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When I was going down a hill
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- I expect you were going too fast
- No, I was going backwards
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- What did you do Su Lee?
- Spent time lighting
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- Lighting what?
- Lighting book
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Ah book
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What sort of book
are you lighting, writing?
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Is called The Democratic way of Life
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All about
glorious freedom-loving Chinese
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I see, a work of fiction
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Tell us what you did
with yourself Ranjeet
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I have been looking after my cousin
while her husband has been away
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Very commendable
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He is being discharged this week
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Discharged?
He's been in hospital?
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No, prison
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And he is being sent to
prison for something he didn't do
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- What really didn't he do?
- He didn't run fast enough
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Quiet!
Tell us what you did Giovanni
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I went to Marsgate
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- Margate
- Scusi
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I met this fantastic girl
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She had the biggest...
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I'm sure we all get your meaning
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Every day we used to go on
the sand for a bit
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- For a while
- Scusi?
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To go on the sands for a while
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To go on the sands for a bit can imply you
were, well doing something naughty
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That's right, we were very
naughty on the sand
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Silence!
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Mr. Brown, miss Courtney
wants you right away
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Thank you Sid
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You can have an early tea break and
we'll continue with this later
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- Please
- Yes Zoltan
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No, you must try to speak!
Speak
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You
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- Girl
- Yes please
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- No you re not a girl
- You
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Ah, you have a girl friend
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- I understand, go on
- Girl English
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An English girl
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- You
- Me
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You want me to write
a letter to your girl?
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Please
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What do you want me to write?
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What I write?
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I think I get the general idea
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Sidney!
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Yes Miss Courtney
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Did you tell Mr. Brown
I wanted to see him?
263
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Yeah definitely
264
00:17:02,700 --> 00:17:03,980
I think this should be all right
265
00:17:04,140 --> 00:17:07,130
Dear Miss, I'm writing to tell
you of my feelings for you
266
00:17:07,260 --> 00:17:08,930
I think you are beautiful
267
00:17:09,860 --> 00:17:13,010
I want to hold you in my arms
and kiss you
268
00:17:13,340 --> 00:17:16,170
Please say you feel the same
about me
269
00:17:16,940 --> 00:17:18,050
All my love
270
00:17:18,620 --> 00:17:19,620
Yes!
271
00:17:19,740 --> 00:17:20,740
Thank you
272
00:17:24,900 --> 00:17:27,770
- What is going on here?
- Nothing
273
00:17:27,900 --> 00:17:29,970
It certainly didn't sound like nothing
274
00:17:30,100 --> 00:17:33,130
I was writing a letter for
Zoltan to his girl friend
275
00:17:33,260 --> 00:17:35,530
He was showing me his
appreciation in Hungarian
276
00:17:36,500 --> 00:17:37,640
Kindly leave us
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00:17:38,780 --> 00:17:44,850
Go, I said go! Go
278
00:17:47,260 --> 00:17:48,260
Now Mr. Brown
279
00:17:48,780 --> 00:17:51,050
I understand none of your
previous students
280
00:17:51,180 --> 00:17:52,770
Passed their lower
Cambridge Certificate
281
00:17:52,900 --> 00:17:54,450
I think there were a few near misses
282
00:17:54,580 --> 00:17:55,770
That's not good enough
283
00:17:56,260 --> 00:17:58,370
Obviously Mr. Brown,
you are sadly lacking
284
00:17:58,500 --> 00:18:00,540
In the necessary
qualities required to teach English
285
00:18:00,660 --> 00:18:02,170
- Just a moment
- Don't interrupt
286
00:18:02,740 --> 00:18:05,370
I shall be keeping a very close
eye on you this term, Mr. Brown
287
00:18:05,500 --> 00:18:08,010
Unless I see a marked improvement,
out you go
288
00:18:08,140 --> 00:18:10,930
- It's not...
- I have no wish to listen to feeble excuses
289
00:18:12,140 --> 00:18:14,170
Pompous old cow
290
00:18:17,140 --> 00:18:20,090
- What was that?
- I said I'm just going now
291
00:18:26,980 --> 00:18:28,930
Hey, you not speak nothing?
292
00:18:30,340 --> 00:18:33,770
He is not knowing the English as
well as what we are knowing
293
00:18:34,620 --> 00:18:38,690
- I speak with him
- Blimey, he speak Hungryarian
294
00:18:40,420 --> 00:18:43,010
Sure I speak Hunarian
295
00:18:43,620 --> 00:18:46,180
- Football - Football
296
00:18:46,660 --> 00:18:48,170
- Puskas - Pele
297
00:18:48,300 --> 00:18:50,130
- Kempes - Beckenbauer
298
00:18:50,260 --> 00:18:51,930
- Bobby Lee Shutkan
- Bobby Lee Moor
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00:18:54,420 --> 00:18:56,330
You see, I told you
I speak the language
300
00:18:58,780 --> 00:19:00,690
You like England?
301
00:19:01,100 --> 00:19:03,450
Ya! I also very much like teacher
302
00:19:04,260 --> 00:19:08,130
- You not make the eyes at
Mr. Brown - If I want I will
303
00:19:08,580 --> 00:19:11,730
Mr. Brown does not like the blond ladies
304
00:19:12,140 --> 00:19:14,250
Swedish girls are the beautifullest
305
00:19:15,140 --> 00:19:18,010
Swedish girls are too big in the bosoms
306
00:19:18,140 --> 00:19:19,810
French girls are too big in the mouth
307
00:19:21,700 --> 00:19:24,050
In China, looks are not important
308
00:19:24,180 --> 00:19:25,930
It is brains and intellect that matter
309
00:19:26,060 --> 00:19:28,130
- Absolument
- Su Lee is right
310
00:19:28,260 --> 00:19:30,330
We women are not symbols for sex
311
00:19:30,820 --> 00:19:34,010
- You agree Jamila?
- I not understand
312
00:19:34,140 --> 00:19:36,770
We Women are not here to
give the men the pleasure
313
00:19:38,620 --> 00:19:40,570
I like give men pleasure
314
00:19:42,620 --> 00:19:43,780
Trying to find a few winners?
315
00:19:44,100 --> 00:19:47,720
No I'm trying to find out if
I can afford to leave the wife
316
00:19:47,860 --> 00:19:49,650
- Pardon?
- Premium bonds
317
00:19:49,780 --> 00:19:52,010
A hundred thousand pounds!
I could be lucky
318
00:19:52,140 --> 00:19:53,170
Somebody's got to win it
319
00:19:53,380 --> 00:19:54,970
- How many bonds have you got?
- One
320
00:19:55,100 --> 00:19:57,690
You're as bad as me!
I've only got one
321
00:19:57,820 --> 00:19:59,730
One, double F, two,
three, two, three, two
322
00:19:59,860 --> 00:20:00,970
You've got a good memory
323
00:20:01,100 --> 00:20:02,130
It's not a difficult one
324
00:20:02,260 --> 00:20:04,370
One, double F, two,
three, two, three, two
325
00:20:04,500 --> 00:20:05,500
That's right
326
00:20:05,820 --> 00:20:08,380
- That's it
- That's what?
327
00:20:08,500 --> 00:20:10,570
One, double F, two,
three, two, three, two
328
00:20:10,980 --> 00:20:11,980
I don't believe it
329
00:20:12,100 --> 00:20:14,050
Are you sure that you
got the right cucumber?
330
00:20:14,180 --> 00:20:15,210
- Cucumber?
- The number
331
00:20:15,780 --> 00:20:17,890
Positive! Look
332
00:20:18,020 --> 00:20:19,730
One, double F, two,
three, two, three, two
333
00:20:19,860 --> 00:20:21,820
That's right! You've won a
hundred thousand pounds
334
00:20:21,940 --> 00:20:23,636
- What are you going to do?
- What am I going to do
335
00:20:23,660 --> 00:20:24,690
Celebrate of course
336
00:20:25,140 --> 00:20:26,650
- Gladys
- Yes Mr. Brown
337
00:20:26,780 --> 00:20:27,780
Coffees all round
338
00:20:34,700 --> 00:20:38,090
Everybody please! I want to read
you all my letter of resignation
339
00:20:40,940 --> 00:20:42,330
No, no! I'm definitely resigning
340
00:20:42,460 --> 00:20:45,100
With one hundred thousand pounds,
I no longer need to teach English
341
00:20:47,060 --> 00:20:49,250
Dear Dracula
342
00:20:51,540 --> 00:20:52,540
This is to inform you
343
00:20:52,660 --> 00:20:56,530
That I think you are a rude, obnoxious
and self-opinionated old dragon
344
00:20:58,260 --> 00:21:00,370
And if I ever see you again,
it will be too soon
345
00:21:01,740 --> 00:21:03,490
Yours disrespectfully,
Jeremy Brown
346
00:21:04,860 --> 00:21:06,210
- Ali
- Yes please
347
00:21:06,620 --> 00:21:09,650
See that Miss Courtney
gets this straight away
348
00:21:10,060 --> 00:21:11,060
Jelly good
349
00:21:12,940 --> 00:21:13,940
Thank you
350
00:21:14,900 --> 00:21:17,570
- Please
- Oh yes Zoltan, your letter
351
00:21:25,500 --> 00:21:27,050
Glad, where's Sid's paper?
352
00:21:27,900 --> 00:21:31,410
- He went and took it with
him - Took it with him?
353
00:21:31,540 --> 00:21:33,770
- I got a paper Mr. Brown
- Great Max, thank you
354
00:21:34,620 --> 00:21:38,850
Here it is, one hundred thousand pounds
355
00:21:39,460 --> 00:21:42,450
Today's number is One E, F, two, three
356
00:21:43,580 --> 00:21:45,556
Wait a minute! That's not
right! It should be one double F
357
00:21:45,580 --> 00:21:50,170
We apologize for the misprint
printed out early in the day
358
00:21:52,020 --> 00:21:53,290
I have not won anything
359
00:21:54,700 --> 00:21:59,330
- So you won't be resignating
after all - Resigning
360
00:22:00,500 --> 00:22:01,640
That letter...
361
00:22:03,900 --> 00:22:04,900
Hello please
362
00:22:05,460 --> 00:22:06,890
Ali, the letter to Miss Courtney
363
00:22:07,020 --> 00:22:08,770
- She is not in the office - Thank God
364
00:22:09,300 --> 00:22:11,450
Mr. Brown, Mr. Nadim!
Did you want to see me?
365
00:22:11,580 --> 00:22:13,490
- No
- Yes please! This is for you
366
00:22:13,620 --> 00:22:14,620
Thank you
367
00:22:15,340 --> 00:22:16,850
I'd like a word with you Mr. Brown
368
00:22:16,980 --> 00:22:18,060
I'll have you in the office
369
00:22:21,420 --> 00:22:22,420
Close the door
370
00:22:24,660 --> 00:22:26,220
I'll just see what this letter is first
371
00:22:26,460 --> 00:22:29,476
I wouldn't do that! You don't know where
it's been! It could be full of germs
372
00:22:29,500 --> 00:22:30,770
Don't be so ridiculous
373
00:22:32,100 --> 00:22:34,290
I seem to recognize this writing
374
00:22:34,820 --> 00:22:36,970
It looks like yours, Mr. Brown
375
00:22:37,100 --> 00:22:38,956
No, it's nothing like
mine! Itjust looks like mine
376
00:22:38,980 --> 00:22:42,010
- Well I'd better open it
- I think I'll go
377
00:22:42,140 --> 00:22:43,356
I haven't finished with you yet
378
00:22:43,380 --> 00:22:44,876
You will have when you read that letter
379
00:22:44,900 --> 00:22:46,450
- I beg you pardon?
- Nothing
380
00:22:53,740 --> 00:22:54,740
Good Heavens
381
00:22:55,660 --> 00:22:56,660
Miss Courtney
382
00:22:56,780 --> 00:22:58,570
I've never read anything
like it in my life
383
00:22:58,980 --> 00:23:00,850
- I can explain...
- Just listen to this
384
00:23:00,980 --> 00:23:01,980
I'd rather not
385
00:23:03,140 --> 00:23:06,490
Dear Miss, I'm writing to tell
you of my feelings for you
386
00:23:06,620 --> 00:23:08,410
You see I thought I'd won...
Pardon?
387
00:23:09,980 --> 00:23:12,540
I want to hold you in my
arms and kiss you
388
00:23:14,780 --> 00:23:16,530
You did write this letter, Mr. Brown
389
00:23:16,660 --> 00:23:17,660
Well I... Not to you
390
00:23:17,780 --> 00:23:20,690
It's the letter you wrote for
that Hungarian student
391
00:23:20,820 --> 00:23:23,380
- Yes, you see what must have
happened - You don't need to go on
392
00:23:23,780 --> 00:23:27,480
Obviously he's been
smitten by my charm and beauty
393
00:23:29,340 --> 00:23:32,330
- Pardon?
- I have told you before Mr. Brown
394
00:23:32,740 --> 00:23:35,970
I do have a strange
fascination for the opposite sex
395
00:23:36,100 --> 00:23:37,650
Oh yes very strange
396
00:23:39,860 --> 00:23:41,970
You may not believe this, Mr. Brown
397
00:23:42,380 --> 00:23:46,450
But when I was a young
girl I was very plain
398
00:23:54,540 --> 00:23:55,620
A cup of tea Gladys, please
399
00:23:56,580 --> 00:23:58,010
Everything ok, Mr. Brown?
400
00:23:58,140 --> 00:24:01,540
Yes! I must have put Zoltan's letter to his
girl friend in my envelop to Miss Courtney
401
00:24:02,540 --> 00:24:05,450
- He's not going to be very happy
- Why not?
402
00:24:05,860 --> 00:24:10,050
He's gonna give the letter you write
to Miss Courtney to his girlfriend!
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