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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:16,041 --> 00:00:18,791 Truth? More like a truly dishonest! 2 00:00:19,166 --> 00:00:21,708 Liar, liar! Prada on fire. 3 00:00:21,791 --> 00:00:22,791 -She didn't go to LA. -Indigenous? 4 00:00:22,875 --> 00:00:24,166 If he is Indigenous 5 00:00:24,250 --> 00:00:26,041 -It's impossible to control Bae. -then I am Greta Thunberg. 6 00:00:26,125 --> 00:00:29,250 -She just won't stop speaking her mind. -Never seen a more fake person in my life. 7 00:00:29,333 --> 00:00:32,916 And trust me I’ve been around my fair share of South Delhi nose jobs. 8 00:00:33,750 --> 00:00:34,750 Hey, Bae! 9 00:00:35,125 --> 00:00:36,041 Indigenous? 10 00:00:36,291 --> 00:00:38,125 Preaches local, parades in Prada. 11 00:00:39,041 --> 00:00:43,916 Even if I go blind, I could tell it's Prada just by feeling it. 12 00:00:44,041 --> 00:00:45,666 That shirt is Prada. 13 00:00:45,750 --> 00:00:47,250 That jacket is Gucci. 14 00:00:47,333 --> 00:00:49,500 And that pocket square is Louis Vuitton. 15 00:00:49,625 --> 00:00:50,791 Those glasses are Tom Ford. 16 00:00:50,875 --> 00:00:52,208 Hey, guys! Orry is here. 17 00:00:52,375 --> 00:00:56,166 Orry, Orry, Orry! 18 00:00:56,250 --> 00:00:57,500 Who is this girl? 19 00:00:57,750 --> 00:00:58,958 -That’s Bae. -Bae? 20 00:00:59,375 --> 00:01:02,833 Well, Bae is giving some serious fashion wisdom. 21 00:01:04,250 --> 00:01:05,250 Call Me Bae. 22 00:01:06,750 --> 00:01:07,750 Hey, Bae! 23 00:01:10,958 --> 00:01:11,875 Hey, Bae! 24 00:01:14,750 --> 00:01:15,583 Hey, Bae! 25 00:01:15,625 --> 00:01:19,625 Wherever you walk by You light up the world 26 00:01:19,750 --> 00:01:21,708 With your words With your eyes 27 00:01:21,791 --> 00:01:23,291 You light up every path 28 00:01:23,375 --> 00:01:27,458 The world awaits you 29 00:01:27,541 --> 00:01:30,958 Where have you been all this while? 30 00:01:31,750 --> 00:01:32,583 Hey, Bae! 31 00:01:32,666 --> 00:01:35,083 The way you slay Your ways 32 00:01:35,166 --> 00:01:36,875 Whatever you say Hey, Bae! 33 00:01:36,958 --> 00:01:38,958 The desires in your eyes 34 00:01:39,041 --> 00:01:40,041 It's gonna be your day 35 00:01:40,125 --> 00:01:44,041 The world awaits you 36 00:01:44,333 --> 00:01:45,250 Hey, Bae! 37 00:01:48,583 --> 00:01:49,541 Hey, Bae! 38 00:01:53,125 --> 00:01:54,833 Indigenous that wears Prada 39 00:01:56,125 --> 00:02:01,083 Even if I go blind, I could tell it's Prada just by feeling it. 40 00:02:01,333 --> 00:02:02,916 -That shirt is Prada. -Damn, bro! 41 00:02:03,000 --> 00:02:04,458 -Made my day! -That jacket is Gucci. 42 00:02:04,541 --> 00:02:05,375 -Did you see how she said it? -Honesty? 43 00:02:05,458 --> 00:02:08,416 Truth? More like a truly dishonest! 44 00:02:09,875 --> 00:02:10,916 High five, bro. 45 00:02:11,500 --> 00:02:12,625 Let's watch it again. 46 00:02:15,416 --> 00:02:16,625 Shut it, he's outside. 47 00:02:20,375 --> 00:02:21,166 Good morning. 48 00:02:21,625 --> 00:02:22,500 Morning. 49 00:02:23,666 --> 00:02:24,708 -Oat milk? -Yes, sir. 50 00:02:27,041 --> 00:02:28,583 Thursday Mourning Meet! 51 00:02:28,666 --> 00:02:29,750 As usual. 52 00:02:30,041 --> 00:02:32,375 Since every Thursday is a funeral of real news 53 00:02:32,458 --> 00:02:34,000 And of the channel as well. 54 00:02:34,291 --> 00:02:35,541 Because we get our ratings. 55 00:02:36,250 --> 00:02:37,791 And for a channel that’s called TRP, 56 00:02:37,875 --> 00:02:39,916 there’s only one show that actually gets them. 57 00:02:43,625 --> 00:02:46,791 So, let’s start with the Sports Desk. 58 00:02:47,166 --> 00:02:48,000 Ashish? 59 00:02:48,458 --> 00:02:49,333 Sure, sir. 60 00:02:50,166 --> 00:02:52,208 Hello. Hello. 61 00:02:52,791 --> 00:02:53,708 Hello. 62 00:02:54,750 --> 00:02:55,625 India… 63 00:02:56,375 --> 00:02:58,958 is selected for the World Championship. 64 00:02:59,500 --> 00:03:01,041 -Wow! -Good news. 65 00:03:01,666 --> 00:03:02,583 Which sport? 66 00:03:02,666 --> 00:03:03,958 -Boxing? -No. 67 00:03:04,125 --> 00:03:04,958 Fistball. 68 00:03:07,958 --> 00:03:08,875 You mean volleyball, right? 69 00:03:09,958 --> 00:03:12,250 It's like volleyball, but not exactly volleyball. 70 00:03:12,333 --> 00:03:14,291 Maybe they don't use their fists in volleyball. 71 00:03:14,375 --> 00:03:17,041 -Let me check, sir. -Maybe they do. 72 00:03:18,916 --> 00:03:23,208 Who cares… if it's football, or basketball, or meatballs? 73 00:03:23,291 --> 00:03:26,333 Tell us… is Pakistan playing or not? 74 00:03:26,583 --> 00:03:27,916 How does that matter? 75 00:03:28,041 --> 00:03:30,708 Every good story has Pakistan in it. 76 00:03:30,791 --> 00:03:32,166 We know that, right? 77 00:03:32,250 --> 00:03:33,791 Did you forget how to spell Pakistan? 78 00:03:34,291 --> 00:03:37,125 It's P… D-R-A-M-A. Yes? 79 00:03:37,208 --> 00:03:39,750 Yes, but we are reporters. We report facts, not manufacture stories. 80 00:03:39,875 --> 00:03:41,791 All these facts… 81 00:03:42,166 --> 00:03:43,458 Do you really manage to sell them? 82 00:03:44,166 --> 00:03:45,833 Are you a journalist or a salesman? 83 00:03:47,625 --> 00:03:49,000 Well, let’s find out. 84 00:03:49,083 --> 00:03:51,500 By the way, did you manage to see your show's ratings for today? 85 00:03:52,583 --> 00:03:54,125 -Shobit! -Yes, sir. 86 00:03:54,250 --> 00:03:56,083 Turn on the projector so that he can see his ratings. 87 00:03:56,791 --> 00:03:58,916 Your ratings are the real facts. 88 00:03:59,500 --> 00:04:03,458 Much more dramatic than your… well, show. 89 00:04:03,541 --> 00:04:04,375 Guys, come on. 90 00:04:04,458 --> 00:04:06,416 What grabs you the eyeballs… Stephens? 91 00:04:06,833 --> 00:04:07,666 …is what eventually sells. 92 00:04:08,250 --> 00:04:10,125 -Thank you. -In advertising, maybe. 93 00:04:10,208 --> 00:04:11,166 Not in journalism. 94 00:04:11,250 --> 00:04:12,458 Journalism has changed, Nair. 95 00:04:12,791 --> 00:04:13,666 Here's a fact. 96 00:04:14,166 --> 00:04:15,833 Your show lacks spark. 97 00:04:16,000 --> 00:04:17,083 Just like you do. 98 00:04:19,125 --> 00:04:20,250 Oh, of course, you’ll leave now. 99 00:04:20,375 --> 00:04:23,375 You can hide behind your facts and stats. 100 00:04:23,458 --> 00:04:26,500 While I bring to my countrymen, the truth. 101 00:04:27,000 --> 00:04:28,000 Truth? 102 00:04:28,125 --> 00:04:30,083 More like truly dishonest. 103 00:04:30,375 --> 00:04:32,708 Liar, liar. Prada on fire. 104 00:04:32,791 --> 00:04:33,791 Indigenous? 105 00:04:33,875 --> 00:04:37,375 If he is Indigenous, then I am like Greta Thunberg. 106 00:04:37,458 --> 00:04:40,166 -Never seen a more fake person in my life. -Who did that? 107 00:04:40,541 --> 00:04:41,375 I'm so sorry, sir. 108 00:04:41,916 --> 00:04:44,000 Now that was dramatic. 109 00:04:57,750 --> 00:04:59,833 Just for my clarity. 110 00:05:00,791 --> 00:05:02,625 Will we cover the fistball championship, or… 111 00:05:02,708 --> 00:05:03,916 -just sit down. -Let it be. 112 00:05:04,583 --> 00:05:05,458 Forget it. 113 00:05:09,166 --> 00:05:10,000 Bella. 114 00:05:10,083 --> 00:05:10,958 It's Bae. 115 00:05:12,000 --> 00:05:12,958 Please, sit. 116 00:05:13,791 --> 00:05:14,708 Sorry. 117 00:05:15,416 --> 00:05:16,333 It's a mess. 118 00:05:17,791 --> 00:05:18,666 Sit. 119 00:05:21,541 --> 00:05:22,958 Listen, I'm so sorry. 120 00:05:23,208 --> 00:05:25,458 I had too much rum that night, and… 121 00:05:25,541 --> 00:05:27,166 I wasn’t even thinking, I was just rambling. 122 00:05:27,250 --> 00:05:28,416 That's what I wanted to discuss. 123 00:05:29,416 --> 00:05:30,333 Hi, I'm Neel. 124 00:05:30,416 --> 00:05:31,541 Neel N. I know! 125 00:05:31,708 --> 00:05:33,291 Oh, so you follow my show? 126 00:05:34,000 --> 00:05:36,708 No, I just follow you online. 127 00:05:37,250 --> 00:05:38,833 My in-laws sent you after me, right? 128 00:05:38,916 --> 00:05:40,958 -What? No-- -To keep my mouth shut! 129 00:05:41,041 --> 00:05:42,250 No, that's not the case. 130 00:05:44,500 --> 00:05:46,416 Wait, do you want to invite me on Confessional? 131 00:05:46,500 --> 00:05:49,000 -What? -Listen, the answer is a big fat no. 132 00:05:50,250 --> 00:05:52,125 I don't even watch the Confessional. 133 00:05:52,208 --> 00:05:54,875 I called you to my office because I saw your video. 134 00:05:55,416 --> 00:05:56,916 I thought it was front-footed. 135 00:05:57,083 --> 00:05:58,750 Brilliant and very witty. 136 00:06:00,083 --> 00:06:00,916 What? 137 00:06:01,000 --> 00:06:03,625 Yeah, and the best thing is that there was honesty in it. 138 00:06:03,875 --> 00:06:06,000 And that's exactly what I am looking for in my team. 139 00:06:06,083 --> 00:06:08,833 So, have you worked at a news channel before? 140 00:06:09,791 --> 00:06:13,708 Technically news channels usually work for us but I have studied journalism. 141 00:06:13,791 --> 00:06:15,208 -That's perfect-- -Social media journalism. 142 00:06:15,291 --> 00:06:17,541 -What? What's that? -It's the need of the hour. 143 00:06:17,625 --> 00:06:18,666 I did a summer course. 144 00:06:18,916 --> 00:06:21,833 Our attention spans are diminishing, and news is becoming compact. 145 00:06:22,041 --> 00:06:24,083 I saw your account, don't mind. 146 00:06:24,791 --> 00:06:27,666 But your posts don't have any structure or intrigue. 147 00:06:27,750 --> 00:06:30,041 That's probably why you have only 1055 followers. 148 00:06:30,125 --> 00:06:32,333 Now, 1056 including you. 149 00:06:33,541 --> 00:06:37,041 Now do we have to follow a three-act structure on social media as well? 150 00:06:37,416 --> 00:06:38,958 Aren't you a fast learner? 151 00:06:39,041 --> 00:06:41,458 Okay. So, take your post from this morning for example. 152 00:06:42,916 --> 00:06:45,250 Mumbai faces more floods than ever. 153 00:06:46,166 --> 00:06:47,291 Sounds like a bot. 154 00:06:47,416 --> 00:06:48,333 Where is your opinion? 155 00:06:48,416 --> 00:06:50,333 Social media is all about outrage. 156 00:06:50,625 --> 00:06:52,666 Maybe use question marks instead of full stops. 157 00:06:52,750 --> 00:06:54,750 -Okay. -And please use hashtags. 158 00:06:54,833 --> 00:06:55,708 With viral words. 159 00:06:56,291 --> 00:06:59,166 -Also, you posted the link at 7:00 a.m. -Okay. 160 00:06:59,250 --> 00:07:01,583 Yeah. What's wrong with that? I'm a morning person. 161 00:07:01,666 --> 00:07:03,791 Yeah, but social media is only woke after 11:00 a.m. 162 00:07:03,958 --> 00:07:05,791 Anything earlier gets very little engagement. 163 00:07:06,041 --> 00:07:07,916 You don't use social media often, right? 164 00:07:08,458 --> 00:07:11,833 But I'm not the type to scream for attention. 165 00:07:11,958 --> 00:07:13,291 Fake news is not my thing either. 166 00:07:13,875 --> 00:07:14,875 It's not all fake. 167 00:07:14,958 --> 00:07:16,583 Social media is like a slim mirror. 168 00:07:17,416 --> 00:07:18,250 Slim mirror? 169 00:07:18,333 --> 00:07:21,708 In fashion stores, they have those mirrors that make you look slim. 170 00:07:21,791 --> 00:07:24,250 It's you, but not what you are. 171 00:07:24,625 --> 00:07:25,458 Instead, what you want to be. 172 00:07:27,083 --> 00:07:29,333 You also don't shop often, right? 173 00:07:32,916 --> 00:07:35,166 Do you dress like Obama every day? 174 00:07:35,666 --> 00:07:38,291 I mean, your color palette is a little limited. 175 00:07:38,583 --> 00:07:39,916 Fifty Shades of Neel. 176 00:07:40,958 --> 00:07:41,875 "Neel" means blue. 177 00:07:42,291 --> 00:07:43,250 I got that. 178 00:07:44,000 --> 00:07:44,833 Okay, wait. 179 00:07:45,000 --> 00:07:45,875 Let me show you. 180 00:07:46,750 --> 00:07:48,291 Okay… wait. 181 00:07:48,375 --> 00:07:51,250 "Will Mumbai be submerged by 2029? 182 00:07:51,458 --> 00:07:54,833 Most rainfall ever!" Add exclamation. 183 00:07:55,041 --> 00:07:58,208 #climatecrysis. 184 00:07:58,291 --> 00:08:00,125 #climatechangeisreal. 185 00:08:00,666 --> 00:08:01,541 Done. 186 00:08:01,625 --> 00:08:02,791 Now wait and watch. 187 00:08:12,125 --> 00:08:13,041 Okay. 188 00:08:13,208 --> 00:08:15,125 I am offering you an internship in my team. 189 00:08:15,208 --> 00:08:16,958 Paid internship plus travel allowance. 190 00:08:17,166 --> 00:08:19,875 You'll handle my social media, and you can also help me change-- 191 00:08:19,958 --> 00:08:21,000 Your fashion sense! 192 00:08:21,416 --> 00:08:22,583 Can you get over that? 193 00:08:22,916 --> 00:08:24,583 -Okay. -To change this place. 194 00:08:24,750 --> 00:08:27,250 From "TRP First News" into "TRP News First" again. 195 00:08:27,333 --> 00:08:28,208 Okay, that too. 196 00:08:28,416 --> 00:08:29,958 -Only that. -Thank you. 197 00:08:30,041 --> 00:08:31,250 Thank you so much. 198 00:08:31,916 --> 00:08:32,791 Okay. 199 00:08:33,666 --> 00:08:34,916 -Get to work. -Okay! 200 00:08:38,416 --> 00:08:39,541 You're sure, right? 201 00:08:39,625 --> 00:08:40,916 -About? -Me. 202 00:08:41,625 --> 00:08:42,500 Yeah. 203 00:08:42,666 --> 00:08:44,791 Thank you so much, Neel sir. Thank you. 204 00:08:44,875 --> 00:08:45,916 -Just Neel. -Thank you. 205 00:08:46,000 --> 00:08:46,791 Okay, bye. 206 00:08:50,958 --> 00:08:51,916 Hey, Bae! 207 00:08:55,583 --> 00:08:56,500 Hey, Bae! 208 00:08:59,875 --> 00:09:02,041 It's all waiting for you 209 00:09:02,708 --> 00:09:04,416 Your destiny 210 00:09:04,708 --> 00:09:05,666 Hey, Bae! 211 00:09:09,250 --> 00:09:10,208 Hey, Bae! 212 00:09:10,416 --> 00:09:13,708 CONGO, BAE! YOU GOT A JOB. CAN WE PLEASE TALK ONCE? 213 00:09:13,791 --> 00:09:14,625 Hey, Bae! 214 00:09:14,708 --> 00:09:16,916 Sorry, Prince. But this is for your own good. 215 00:09:18,375 --> 00:09:19,333 Hey, Bae! 216 00:09:21,833 --> 00:09:23,166 Room number 208. 217 00:09:24,166 --> 00:09:25,500 Hello. I'm at work. 218 00:09:25,583 --> 00:09:27,041 Guess what? 219 00:09:27,125 --> 00:09:29,666 TRP gave me a job instead of suing me. 220 00:09:29,875 --> 00:09:32,666 Wow! Stay blessed, our very own Barkha Dutt! 221 00:09:32,750 --> 00:09:34,125 -Amazing. -January 21st. 222 00:09:34,208 --> 00:09:35,458 I'm always gonna remember this date. 223 00:09:35,666 --> 00:09:37,916 -The day I became a journalist. -Indeed. 224 00:09:38,000 --> 00:09:38,875 Wait! 225 00:09:39,000 --> 00:09:40,416 Did you say 21st? 226 00:09:40,500 --> 00:09:41,666 That means the day after tomorrow is the 23rd. 227 00:09:41,833 --> 00:09:43,208 Am I missing something? 228 00:09:43,291 --> 00:09:46,208 No, Bae. I'm going to finish three weeks in Losttel. 229 00:09:46,791 --> 00:09:47,625 Oh! 230 00:09:47,750 --> 00:09:48,666 Do one thing. 231 00:09:48,875 --> 00:09:49,791 Get here, stat. 232 00:09:49,875 --> 00:09:50,750 We have to figure this out. 233 00:09:50,833 --> 00:09:51,708 Yeah, I'm coming. 234 00:09:51,791 --> 00:09:52,625 Bye. 235 00:09:55,833 --> 00:09:57,625 He was so impressed with me. 236 00:09:57,916 --> 00:10:03,708 So apparently, I am witty, front-footed, and startlingly honest. 237 00:10:25,041 --> 00:10:25,916 Excuse me. 238 00:10:29,833 --> 00:10:30,666 What are we doing here? 239 00:10:31,333 --> 00:10:33,458 To check the offline status of my online date. 240 00:10:33,750 --> 00:10:35,083 Figuring out my next stay. 241 00:10:35,625 --> 00:10:37,291 What? Are you serious? 242 00:10:37,500 --> 00:10:39,500 What if he is a serial killer? 243 00:10:39,583 --> 00:10:42,875 From whatever I've seen, he is a serial chiller. 244 00:10:46,458 --> 00:10:48,541 Got any sequence, color, or pattern? 245 00:10:52,625 --> 00:10:54,791 People like us don't strike it lucky, madam. 246 00:10:55,833 --> 00:10:57,125 Who are you here for? 247 00:10:57,500 --> 00:10:58,708 Let me take care of that. 248 00:10:59,000 --> 00:11:00,583 Luck will be on your side now. 249 00:11:01,375 --> 00:11:03,541 Shit! These cards really suck. 250 00:11:03,625 --> 00:11:05,500 Don't worry, I am here. 251 00:11:05,750 --> 00:11:09,458 Whether it's Blackjack or Rummy, no one can win against me when money is involved. 252 00:11:10,416 --> 00:11:11,750 Can you help me get a pure sequence? 253 00:11:11,833 --> 00:11:13,000 Hundred percent. 254 00:11:13,083 --> 00:11:15,083 I just need a simple favor. 255 00:11:15,458 --> 00:11:16,583 Sure, madam. 256 00:11:16,958 --> 00:11:19,375 What can you tell me about Jimmy Wadia from 801? 257 00:11:20,000 --> 00:11:22,083 He was sick last week, but he is fine now. 258 00:11:22,166 --> 00:11:26,250 You know, as a family we only wore bespoke PPE suits from LV. 259 00:11:26,708 --> 00:11:29,833 I am the first man in my family to ever wear a suit. 260 00:11:30,083 --> 00:11:31,208 Even if it was just a PPE suit. 261 00:11:32,250 --> 00:11:33,500 Your cards are getting better. 262 00:11:33,583 --> 00:11:34,833 Your luck is changing too. 263 00:11:34,916 --> 00:11:37,250 Tell me more about Jimmy. 264 00:11:37,500 --> 00:11:39,625 Is he independent? Does he buy his own groceries? 265 00:11:39,708 --> 00:11:40,958 He orders online. 266 00:11:41,208 --> 00:11:42,291 Organic only. 267 00:11:43,041 --> 00:11:45,666 Aggy and I loved our organic farms in Bordeaux. 268 00:11:45,791 --> 00:11:48,291 I also have an organic farm in Bihar. 269 00:11:48,458 --> 00:11:49,333 Really? 270 00:11:49,583 --> 00:11:50,541 What do you grow? 271 00:11:51,000 --> 00:11:52,708 Kale for the pale. 272 00:11:52,791 --> 00:11:54,250 Oh, my God! You mean, kale? 273 00:11:54,416 --> 00:11:55,625 Same pinch, brother. 274 00:11:56,000 --> 00:11:57,833 Will you come to the farmer's market with me? 275 00:11:58,500 --> 00:12:00,041 I have never seen a real farmer there. 276 00:12:00,125 --> 00:12:05,333 Actually, when I asked about him, I wanted to know if he is kind-hearted and warm, 277 00:12:05,416 --> 00:12:06,458 or a tight-ass Karen. 278 00:12:06,916 --> 00:12:08,875 He wishes me good morning and good night every day. 279 00:12:09,291 --> 00:12:11,208 You know, I used to wish my staff good morning 280 00:12:11,291 --> 00:12:15,166 in Filipino, Spanish, French, and Italian. 281 00:12:15,500 --> 00:12:18,291 My mom sent me to Switzerland to finish school. 282 00:12:18,375 --> 00:12:20,791 I never finished school actually. 283 00:12:21,125 --> 00:12:24,666 But "Penury" taught me Hindi, Gujarati, Marathi, and everything. 284 00:12:24,750 --> 00:12:26,791 Wait, so “Miss Penury” was your linguistics teacher? 285 00:12:27,583 --> 00:12:30,291 "Penury" means struggles. 286 00:12:30,583 --> 00:12:33,666 Sometimes, I even have to play Rummy for basic necessities. 287 00:12:33,750 --> 00:12:35,666 I'm the one who is struggling, brother. 288 00:12:35,916 --> 00:12:40,083 Your struggle is what our dreams are made of, madam. 289 00:12:40,458 --> 00:12:41,916 Where have I heard that one before? 290 00:12:44,958 --> 00:12:45,916 Shit! 291 00:12:46,000 --> 00:12:47,541 The opponent is asking for a draw. 292 00:12:47,625 --> 00:12:49,166 Did I lose all my money? 293 00:12:49,375 --> 00:12:50,291 No way! 294 00:12:51,125 --> 00:12:53,291 Here, I helped you win the draw too. 295 00:12:53,375 --> 00:12:54,750 You won 2000 rupees. 296 00:12:54,833 --> 00:12:56,083 Congratulations! 297 00:12:56,166 --> 00:12:57,500 Wow, ma’am! 298 00:12:57,750 --> 00:12:59,500 You turned the tables and how! 299 00:12:59,750 --> 00:13:01,083 2000 rupees?! 300 00:13:01,500 --> 00:13:02,958 2000 rupees! 301 00:13:03,541 --> 00:13:05,208 Okay. One last question. 302 00:13:05,291 --> 00:13:07,541 Is it easy to get an auto-rickshaw here? 303 00:13:07,958 --> 00:13:10,541 I'll help you get one whenever you want. 304 00:13:10,625 --> 00:13:12,291 -Nice! -Aggy and I had our own chopper. 305 00:13:12,916 --> 00:13:14,583 Whenever we felt like it… 306 00:13:16,625 --> 00:13:18,208 See you again. Chop-chop! 307 00:13:18,291 --> 00:13:19,708 Chop-chop. Let's go. 308 00:13:19,791 --> 00:13:21,208 -Bye, sir. -Bye. 309 00:13:22,625 --> 00:13:23,833 What was that all about? 310 00:13:24,458 --> 00:13:26,250 Are you missing Aggy or your privilege? 311 00:13:26,375 --> 00:13:28,708 Missing the man who put me on the streets and made me… 312 00:13:28,791 --> 00:13:29,666 Ms. Penury? 313 00:13:29,750 --> 00:13:30,583 Never! 314 00:13:30,708 --> 00:13:31,750 But… 315 00:13:32,291 --> 00:13:33,333 I do miss home. 316 00:13:34,833 --> 00:13:36,875 You mean, privilege flashbacks? 317 00:13:37,916 --> 00:13:40,041 It was difficult for me too in the beginning. 318 00:13:40,833 --> 00:13:46,083 But this addiction to freedom is better than any other high. 319 00:13:46,166 --> 00:13:47,166 Even more than betting. 320 00:13:48,000 --> 00:13:49,500 So just forget about that chopper. 321 00:13:49,583 --> 00:13:50,458 It flew away! 322 00:13:51,208 --> 00:13:53,416 Yeah. I guess I have to learn how to fly solo now. 323 00:13:53,791 --> 00:13:55,875 Yeah. Ready for takeoff. 324 00:14:04,583 --> 00:14:07,791 I didn't sleep all night, it's dawn 325 00:14:07,875 --> 00:14:11,833 Will you notice my love for you? 326 00:14:11,916 --> 00:14:16,125 I didn't sleep all night, it's dawn 327 00:14:16,208 --> 00:14:19,916 Will you notice my love for you? 328 00:14:20,291 --> 00:14:23,166 You trapped me in a maze 329 00:14:23,250 --> 00:14:25,125 Who do I tell if not you? 330 00:14:25,250 --> 00:14:28,333 Me and my heart are in this state 331 00:14:28,416 --> 00:14:31,541 I get butterflies when I look at you 332 00:14:31,625 --> 00:14:33,416 Trying to get close, trying to be brave 333 00:14:33,583 --> 00:14:36,833 Your jokes have me falling for you 334 00:14:36,916 --> 00:14:39,041 Whenever I look at you 335 00:14:39,125 --> 00:14:41,125 Every time I look at you 336 00:14:41,208 --> 00:14:43,208 Whenever I look at you 337 00:14:43,291 --> 00:14:45,041 Every time… 338 00:14:45,125 --> 00:14:49,833 I love your skin As beautiful as the moon 339 00:14:50,291 --> 00:14:52,375 My heart is a kite 340 00:14:52,458 --> 00:14:54,500 It has started to lose its way 341 00:14:54,583 --> 00:14:58,541 Your beauty has trapped me Wounded my pride 342 00:14:58,666 --> 00:15:01,791 I can stay up all night Just to see you once 343 00:15:01,875 --> 00:15:04,166 Whenever I look at you 344 00:15:04,250 --> 00:15:06,166 Every time I look at you 345 00:15:06,250 --> 00:15:08,250 Whenever I look at you 346 00:15:08,333 --> 00:15:10,000 Every time… 347 00:15:10,083 --> 00:15:12,166 -Whenever I look at you -Whenever I look at you 348 00:15:12,250 --> 00:15:14,416 -Every time I look at you -Every time I look at you 349 00:15:14,541 --> 00:15:16,625 -Whenever I look at you -Whenever I look at you 350 00:15:16,708 --> 00:15:19,583 -Every time I look at you -Every time I look at you 351 00:15:33,791 --> 00:15:35,375 Whenever I look at you-- 352 00:15:35,958 --> 00:15:37,666 -Oh, my God! -Hey, madam. 353 00:15:37,750 --> 00:15:39,041 -Watch where you're going. -Oh, my God. 354 00:15:39,125 --> 00:15:41,041 I'm so sorry. So sorry. 355 00:15:43,250 --> 00:15:44,250 -Bae. -Hi. 356 00:15:44,583 --> 00:15:46,875 And you are Tam… Ta… 357 00:15:46,958 --> 00:15:47,791 Tammarrah! 358 00:15:48,041 --> 00:15:48,958 The spelling's wrong. 359 00:15:49,125 --> 00:15:50,916 I've asked HR to add an extra 'H'. 360 00:15:51,000 --> 00:15:52,666 Okay. To make it "H-HR"? 361 00:15:53,166 --> 00:15:54,000 To my name. 362 00:15:54,083 --> 00:15:56,416 Tammarrah Pawwarh… R-H. 363 00:15:57,375 --> 00:15:59,458 "Truth? More like truly dishonest!" Gutsy stuff. 364 00:15:59,541 --> 00:16:00,375 New to Mumbai? 365 00:16:00,625 --> 00:16:02,708 Work, traffic, potholes, stress, crowds. 366 00:16:02,791 --> 00:16:05,875 Life's tough. You gotta stay on your toes between 9:00-5:00 p.m. and beyond. 367 00:16:05,958 --> 00:16:08,375 So find a home close to work as soon as possible. 368 00:16:08,458 --> 00:16:09,625 You can't afford to waste time. 369 00:16:10,458 --> 00:16:12,833 If you pause, you exit. Move! 370 00:16:12,916 --> 00:16:15,375 This level is for sports, business, and entertainment. 371 00:16:15,625 --> 00:16:16,875 Downstairs are the studios. 372 00:16:16,958 --> 00:16:18,125 Where are you from? 373 00:16:18,208 --> 00:16:19,083 Delhi. 374 00:16:19,625 --> 00:16:22,125 So you are obviously used to being home before sunset, right? 375 00:16:22,625 --> 00:16:23,583 Who's your mentor? 376 00:16:23,666 --> 00:16:24,791 Neel N. 377 00:16:24,875 --> 00:16:26,250 Oh! Great guy. 378 00:16:26,875 --> 00:16:27,958 Very boring. 379 00:16:28,041 --> 00:16:30,291 I watch "In Depth with Neel" to meditate. 380 00:16:30,583 --> 00:16:31,500 Oh. 381 00:16:32,083 --> 00:16:32,916 What is that? 382 00:16:35,041 --> 00:16:36,083 TV Journalism. 383 00:16:36,750 --> 00:16:38,333 Hey, Tammarrah. 384 00:16:38,875 --> 00:16:39,833 -Hey. -Hi. 385 00:16:40,500 --> 00:16:44,250 You didn't tell me if you're… coming to see the Fistball-- 386 00:16:44,333 --> 00:16:45,250 Ashish. 387 00:16:45,625 --> 00:16:47,291 It's not you, it's your life path number. 388 00:16:47,375 --> 00:16:48,583 You're a four and I'm a seven. 389 00:16:48,958 --> 00:16:50,041 It'll never work out. 390 00:16:50,125 --> 00:16:51,291 I've fixed it. 391 00:16:55,958 --> 00:16:57,250 It doesn't work that way. 392 00:16:57,916 --> 00:17:01,083 Look. The possibility of us working out… 393 00:17:01,625 --> 00:17:04,458 is as difficult as a single female journalist hunting for a flat to rent. 394 00:17:05,625 --> 00:17:06,500 What does that mean? 395 00:17:06,750 --> 00:17:08,500 Don't make an ass out of yourself, boo. 396 00:17:10,250 --> 00:17:11,875 By the way, that's your desk. 397 00:17:14,958 --> 00:17:16,625 So, are you like the CEO? 398 00:17:18,250 --> 00:17:19,125 Soon. 399 00:17:19,250 --> 00:17:20,666 -Currently manifesting. -Oh. 400 00:17:20,750 --> 00:17:22,000 Junior reporter for now. 401 00:17:22,458 --> 00:17:24,458 And that flat reference was for you. 402 00:17:25,166 --> 00:17:28,250 Now, I'll take you to the place from where you actually get your salary. 403 00:17:29,000 --> 00:17:29,833 Accounts! 404 00:17:30,291 --> 00:17:31,625 You have so much to learn. 405 00:17:42,000 --> 00:17:42,833 Oh, by the way. 406 00:17:43,291 --> 00:17:44,541 The Indigenous that wears Prada. 407 00:17:45,083 --> 00:17:46,000 The world is yours. 408 00:17:47,166 --> 00:17:48,083 Alright. 409 00:17:48,375 --> 00:17:49,458 Let's go! 410 00:17:49,541 --> 00:17:51,708 That's Versace, and I'm so dead. 411 00:17:58,750 --> 00:17:59,875 Is he possessed? 412 00:18:00,125 --> 00:18:01,791 Because that'll explain a lot of things. 413 00:18:01,916 --> 00:18:03,416 The real exorcism is about to begin now. 414 00:18:03,958 --> 00:18:08,416 Mysore makes mashed mushrooms. 415 00:18:08,500 --> 00:18:11,916 -Mysore makes… -Won't he lower his pitch? 416 00:18:12,416 --> 00:18:13,333 Haven’t you seen the show before? 417 00:18:13,708 --> 00:18:18,583 -There is no place for low pitch here. -Mysore makes mashed mushrooms. 418 00:18:21,208 --> 00:18:22,083 Harleen. 419 00:18:22,333 --> 00:18:24,833 Hi. I have a story on the future of crypto in the Indian market. 420 00:18:24,916 --> 00:18:25,958 -I-- -Not now. 421 00:18:28,916 --> 00:18:30,041 -Good morning. -Good morning. 422 00:18:30,583 --> 00:18:31,875 -Okay… -What are we doing? 423 00:18:33,083 --> 00:18:34,000 Why did you approach his PA? 424 00:18:34,708 --> 00:18:36,500 That’s not his PA. That's Harleen Babbar. 425 00:18:36,625 --> 00:18:37,500 Thirty-two. 426 00:18:37,666 --> 00:18:38,958 She is the producer of The Confessional. 427 00:18:39,041 --> 00:18:40,791 But effectively, she is his associate. 428 00:18:40,916 --> 00:18:42,375 His woman Friday, Saturday, Sunday. 429 00:18:42,458 --> 00:18:43,791 Sunscreen with 50 SPF. 430 00:18:43,875 --> 00:18:46,041 UV filter, the black hole that does not let light pass. 431 00:18:46,125 --> 00:18:48,166 Without her, Satya would truly be doomed. 432 00:18:48,708 --> 00:18:50,791 -And she is-- -Enough! I got it. 433 00:18:51,333 --> 00:18:53,125 Going live in 30 seconds. 434 00:18:57,916 --> 00:19:01,708 Ready to roll in five, four, three… 435 00:19:09,583 --> 00:19:10,458 Welcome… 436 00:19:10,708 --> 00:19:12,333 to the Confessional with Satyajit Sen. 437 00:19:12,416 --> 00:19:17,208 Where truth… always triumphs, so that you're made aware of the deceit. 438 00:19:17,291 --> 00:19:18,125 Viewers. 439 00:19:18,583 --> 00:19:21,625 Today we have on our show, a star, 440 00:19:21,708 --> 00:19:22,916 an actor… 441 00:19:23,000 --> 00:19:26,708 who became successful in the big bad world of Bollywood quite early in their career. 442 00:19:26,791 --> 00:19:31,666 In fact, viewers, there is… no award that this actor has not won. 443 00:19:32,458 --> 00:19:37,333 So, please… welcome to the show, the very talented, toast of the town, 444 00:19:37,416 --> 00:19:38,583 Naina Khanna, everybody! 445 00:19:42,875 --> 00:19:44,166 -Naina, Hi. -Hi, SS. 446 00:19:44,250 --> 00:19:45,875 -So good to see you. -Pleasure. 447 00:19:46,333 --> 00:19:47,166 Tell me, Naina. 448 00:19:47,583 --> 00:19:49,000 You must be very busy, right? 449 00:19:49,083 --> 00:19:52,416 In fact, we had to invite her multiple times on the show. 450 00:19:52,625 --> 00:19:54,125 Busy means happy, right? 451 00:19:54,291 --> 00:19:55,791 -In our business. -You're happy? 452 00:19:56,125 --> 00:19:56,958 Yes. 453 00:19:57,041 --> 00:19:59,458 Because a little birdie tells me that these days Naina Khanna 454 00:19:59,541 --> 00:20:01,041 is dropping out of many projects. 455 00:20:01,208 --> 00:20:02,833 What's going on, Naina? Is it burnout? 456 00:20:03,333 --> 00:20:04,750 Nothing like that. 457 00:20:04,833 --> 00:20:06,875 I just don't wanna be type-casted. 458 00:20:06,958 --> 00:20:09,750 I'm just waiting for the right script and the right opportunity. 459 00:20:10,041 --> 00:20:11,958 -The right opportunity? -Yes. 460 00:20:12,250 --> 00:20:15,416 Viewers, just like the Confessional with Satyajit Sen is also the right… 461 00:20:15,541 --> 00:20:18,250 opportunity for any… artist. 462 00:20:18,333 --> 00:20:23,458 And yet, Naina, we had to pay you a bomb to be on the show this evening. 463 00:20:23,541 --> 00:20:24,708 How can he say that? 464 00:20:25,208 --> 00:20:26,166 Isn't this live? 465 00:20:27,541 --> 00:20:28,458 Come on. 466 00:20:28,541 --> 00:20:29,875 We are on National TV. 467 00:20:30,208 --> 00:20:31,083 Have some shame! 468 00:20:31,166 --> 00:20:32,250 That's the thing, Naina. 469 00:20:32,916 --> 00:20:34,000 I don't really have any. 470 00:20:34,875 --> 00:20:39,250 Same birdie also tells me, that Naina Khanna was offered to play 471 00:20:39,333 --> 00:20:41,541 Mother India in Mother India 2024. 472 00:20:43,000 --> 00:20:44,291 Who tells you this? 473 00:20:44,375 --> 00:20:45,375 But big news! 474 00:20:45,458 --> 00:20:47,500 Hollywood calling Naina. My God! 475 00:20:47,791 --> 00:20:50,791 Hollywood has offered Naina a part in their biggest franchise. 476 00:20:50,875 --> 00:20:55,375 Naina Khanna, you… are all set to be the new Bond Girl. 477 00:20:56,416 --> 00:20:58,583 -How do you know all of this? -Now, viewers. 478 00:20:58,791 --> 00:21:02,041 Some would say that leaving such big projects is like 479 00:21:02,125 --> 00:21:03,750 committing career suicide. 480 00:21:04,083 --> 00:21:07,541 Or maybe, Naina is dropping everything for something else. 481 00:21:07,875 --> 00:21:09,000 For a much… 482 00:21:09,833 --> 00:21:11,958 -bigger role. -That's not the case. 483 00:21:12,041 --> 00:21:13,875 -It's just… -We'll find out about 484 00:21:13,958 --> 00:21:15,333 this role in just a few months. 485 00:21:15,416 --> 00:21:16,375 I wanna say… 486 00:21:17,875 --> 00:21:19,000 in seven months. 487 00:21:19,583 --> 00:21:22,333 Naina Khanna needs to stop lying to you. 488 00:21:22,416 --> 00:21:24,208 That's not true, SS. It's… 489 00:21:24,958 --> 00:21:28,250 What can be greater than stepping into the role of a mother? 490 00:21:28,375 --> 00:21:31,500 Naina Khanna, you're not playing Mother India 2024. 491 00:21:31,625 --> 00:21:34,791 Because you are Mother India 2024. 492 00:21:34,875 --> 00:21:37,416 Viewers, because Naina Khanna is… 493 00:21:38,416 --> 00:21:39,250 pregnant. 494 00:21:40,166 --> 00:21:42,500 SS, stop. Stick to the script. 495 00:21:45,041 --> 00:21:46,583 What the fuck, SS? 496 00:21:46,666 --> 00:21:48,291 What is wrong with you? Can we just cut? 497 00:21:48,375 --> 00:21:50,916 It's not easy to be a mother, viewers. 498 00:21:51,000 --> 00:21:52,916 Being a single mother is even more difficult. 499 00:21:53,000 --> 00:21:55,000 But not for her. 500 00:21:55,083 --> 00:21:56,708 -SS, don't do this. -Just like all her other roles, 501 00:21:56,791 --> 00:22:00,250 Naina Khanna seems ready for this role too. 502 00:22:00,333 --> 00:22:01,166 Naina! 503 00:22:01,250 --> 00:22:02,708 I must congratulate the father as well. 504 00:22:02,791 --> 00:22:04,166 Is he still around? 505 00:22:04,500 --> 00:22:07,625 -In your life? -A golden combo of sly and slimy. 506 00:22:07,708 --> 00:22:08,708 You'll get me in trouble too. 507 00:22:09,083 --> 00:22:10,250 SS, cut to a break. 508 00:22:10,666 --> 00:22:12,625 We'll be back in five minutes after this break. 509 00:22:12,708 --> 00:22:13,750 With the glowing… 510 00:22:14,458 --> 00:22:15,625 Naina Khanna, everyone. 511 00:22:19,625 --> 00:22:20,625 What the fuck, SS! 512 00:22:20,708 --> 00:22:22,875 -You had no business disclosing this. -I feel so bad for her. 513 00:22:22,958 --> 00:22:24,625 I am still in my first trimester. 514 00:22:24,875 --> 00:22:26,250 Thanks for ruining my life. 515 00:22:27,000 --> 00:22:28,916 For making you a national hero. 516 00:22:29,375 --> 00:22:30,291 Wait until tomorrow. 517 00:22:30,791 --> 00:22:31,875 You disgust me! 518 00:22:32,125 --> 00:22:33,583 Stephens, help her. 519 00:22:35,958 --> 00:22:38,125 What he did… is that even legal? 520 00:22:38,625 --> 00:22:42,375 Legal or not, this will run on the news cycle for the whole week. 521 00:22:42,875 --> 00:22:44,916 SS sets the agenda for the prime time. 522 00:22:45,500 --> 00:22:46,541 The rest just follow. 523 00:22:46,625 --> 00:22:48,625 But why do people come here to get insulted? 524 00:22:48,791 --> 00:22:50,375 To be on the front page the next day. 525 00:22:50,458 --> 00:22:51,291 Obviously! 526 00:22:56,583 --> 00:22:58,458 Satya, got a minute? 527 00:22:58,583 --> 00:22:59,541 Harleen, I… 528 00:23:00,208 --> 00:23:01,625 Great show, guys. 529 00:23:02,041 --> 00:23:03,250 Congratulations. 530 00:23:03,583 --> 00:23:05,208 -Thank you, ma'am. -That was great. 531 00:23:05,750 --> 00:23:07,833 What the hell were you thinking, Satya? 532 00:23:08,291 --> 00:23:11,291 Poor girl. Her life and career can be affected. 533 00:23:11,833 --> 00:23:14,000 I almost told Rahil to stop rolling the camera. 534 00:23:14,208 --> 00:23:15,916 Hello. You should be thanking me, alright? 535 00:23:16,375 --> 00:23:19,083 Madhulika was gonna be the guest, but you got Naina Khanna. 536 00:23:19,166 --> 00:23:21,166 To be honest… Good! 537 00:23:21,583 --> 00:23:24,208 Skyrocketing your career in the process too, babe! 538 00:23:25,000 --> 00:23:26,291 Don't "babe" me! 539 00:23:27,083 --> 00:23:30,833 I have been following up with Madhulika for so long, and she keeps postponing. 540 00:23:31,125 --> 00:23:32,333 And you know what? 541 00:23:32,500 --> 00:23:33,625 I can see why. 542 00:23:33,958 --> 00:23:37,500 What you did today… was there any national interest in it? 543 00:23:37,916 --> 00:23:40,583 Why the hell would the nation want to know this? 544 00:23:43,125 --> 00:23:44,125 The nation… 545 00:23:44,958 --> 00:23:45,916 is a beast. 546 00:23:46,666 --> 00:23:47,916 It needs to be fed. 547 00:23:48,166 --> 00:23:51,666 It craves something new and spicy every day. 548 00:23:54,166 --> 00:23:56,166 And what if one day we are held accountable? 549 00:23:58,625 --> 00:23:59,583 Sorry? 550 00:24:00,333 --> 00:24:03,291 People want privacy for themselves and accountability for others? 551 00:24:03,583 --> 00:24:08,291 In this world that we built, people should only be accountable for their own privacy. 552 00:24:12,166 --> 00:24:13,083 Come on. 553 00:24:13,166 --> 00:24:15,625 Harleen, let's put this aside. 554 00:24:16,708 --> 00:24:17,583 Hi. 555 00:24:19,000 --> 00:24:19,916 Hello. 556 00:24:22,000 --> 00:24:22,916 Hi. 557 00:24:24,125 --> 00:24:25,458 Actually, babe. 558 00:24:26,083 --> 00:24:28,083 I found a really good apartment. 559 00:24:28,958 --> 00:24:30,041 In your building. 560 00:24:30,750 --> 00:24:31,833 Can we check it out this evening? 561 00:24:33,583 --> 00:24:35,083 Don't you think it's about time? 562 00:24:38,541 --> 00:24:39,416 Yes. 563 00:24:42,125 --> 00:24:44,208 -I'll need to speak to Mom and Dad. -When? 564 00:24:44,875 --> 00:24:46,958 -You've been saying this for years. -Come on, Harleen. 565 00:24:47,041 --> 00:24:48,791 I'm going nowhere. 566 00:24:48,875 --> 00:24:49,958 Come here. Look at me. 567 00:24:50,041 --> 00:24:54,625 You are on the verge of becoming… a national icon. 568 00:24:55,958 --> 00:24:59,166 But you are focused on relationships, marriage, and kids. 569 00:24:59,708 --> 00:25:02,000 We are humans, not dust. 570 00:25:03,125 --> 00:25:04,500 I'm just saying. 571 00:25:05,458 --> 00:25:06,458 Why settle? 572 00:25:08,041 --> 00:25:09,083 Right? 573 00:25:10,416 --> 00:25:12,375 Come on. You and me… 574 00:25:13,541 --> 00:25:14,541 tonight. 575 00:25:15,500 --> 00:25:16,416 Sushi? 576 00:25:17,875 --> 00:25:18,750 Okay. 577 00:25:19,916 --> 00:25:20,750 Yeah? 578 00:25:20,833 --> 00:25:21,708 Okay. 579 00:25:22,541 --> 00:25:23,416 Come on. 580 00:25:26,833 --> 00:25:27,708 One more thing. 581 00:25:31,708 --> 00:25:33,625 Never cut the camera when I'm on. 582 00:25:37,458 --> 00:25:38,291 Okay? 583 00:26:00,583 --> 00:26:01,458 Too much for day one? 584 00:26:03,666 --> 00:26:05,666 Did you get an auto-rickshaw easily this morning? 585 00:26:06,958 --> 00:26:08,916 Never faced so much rejection in my life. 586 00:26:09,000 --> 00:26:11,041 "Won’t go there. Won't go." On loop. 587 00:26:11,916 --> 00:26:13,375 What about traffic? How bad was it? 588 00:26:13,458 --> 00:26:15,541 Sensational! 589 00:26:17,291 --> 00:26:21,333 Well, saying words like "sensational" and "big reveal" has become a habit. 590 00:26:22,000 --> 00:26:23,208 By the way, I am Shobit. 591 00:26:23,708 --> 00:26:26,125 Aspiring actor and news anchor. 592 00:26:26,416 --> 00:26:28,250 -Crime beat. -Could've changed. 593 00:26:28,416 --> 00:26:30,250 I have to leave for Nalasopara now. 594 00:26:30,333 --> 00:26:31,791 It'll take me more than two hours. 595 00:26:32,000 --> 00:26:33,375 Who has the time? 596 00:26:33,458 --> 00:26:35,708 -I'll leave with this. -Exactly! 597 00:26:36,500 --> 00:26:40,791 Imagine if he had a good house, where he could just slip off his heels, and relax 598 00:26:40,875 --> 00:26:42,625 with a glass of wine. 599 00:26:43,333 --> 00:26:44,208 Heels?! 600 00:26:44,541 --> 00:26:46,708 Your last roommate ran away too! 601 00:26:47,500 --> 00:26:49,708 What are you doing, sis? She was the fourth this year. 602 00:26:50,500 --> 00:26:51,625 You stay at Losttel, right? 603 00:26:52,458 --> 00:26:54,458 -Yes. -How's the sunset there? 604 00:26:54,791 --> 00:26:58,125 You can't see it. There's a building and then Losttel, so you can't see it. 605 00:26:58,208 --> 00:26:59,041 Sea view? 606 00:27:00,333 --> 00:27:02,041 And I am sure there’s never any "Me Time"? 607 00:27:02,291 --> 00:27:03,208 No, but… 608 00:27:03,458 --> 00:27:06,750 You said that it's difficult for single girls in the media to find a flat, right? 609 00:27:06,916 --> 00:27:07,750 Exactly. 610 00:27:07,833 --> 00:27:10,083 I have never seen any flats. 611 00:27:10,291 --> 00:27:12,625 Not in shoes, not in real estate. So… 612 00:27:13,208 --> 00:27:14,041 Do you know of any? 613 00:27:14,125 --> 00:27:17,458 Just ten minutes away from the office, there's an amazingly spacious 1BHK. 614 00:27:17,708 --> 00:27:20,500 24-hour water supply, partial sunsets, and general empathy. 615 00:27:21,208 --> 00:27:22,250 Will you be my flatmate? 616 00:27:24,500 --> 00:27:25,541 The deposit is 50 grand. 617 00:27:25,625 --> 00:27:28,125 The rent is 40 grand. I'll pay 25 and you can pay 15. 618 00:27:28,208 --> 00:27:29,375 I get the bed, you get the couch. 619 00:27:30,625 --> 00:27:31,750 I'd love to, but… 620 00:27:32,583 --> 00:27:34,041 I don't have 50 grand. 621 00:27:34,125 --> 00:27:35,250 The offer is great. 622 00:27:35,333 --> 00:27:38,583 Easier searching for God in Mumbai, but very difficult to find a flat. 623 00:27:39,000 --> 00:27:40,541 Try to work something out. 624 00:27:40,625 --> 00:27:41,500 See you. 625 00:27:41,625 --> 00:27:42,541 The leopard is smart. 626 00:27:42,833 --> 00:27:43,875 Listen to the leopard! 627 00:27:44,375 --> 00:27:46,250 Yes, I'm here. Just a minute. 628 00:28:02,750 --> 00:28:04,166 What's the sitch? 629 00:28:07,208 --> 00:28:08,416 50 grand, Saira! 630 00:28:08,500 --> 00:28:10,000 Where will I get 50 grand from? 631 00:28:10,166 --> 00:28:11,291 Stress less. 632 00:28:11,375 --> 00:28:12,500 Vibe more. 633 00:28:12,708 --> 00:28:14,708 Life isn't like Ravi Shastri's cricket commentary. 634 00:28:14,791 --> 00:28:15,666 It will change. 635 00:28:15,750 --> 00:28:17,125 -What? -I mean, 636 00:28:17,458 --> 00:28:19,666 I won ten grand yesterday, all credit to the last ball. 637 00:28:19,750 --> 00:28:22,875 It's a six! And I lost 15 in the Kabaddi League. 638 00:28:22,958 --> 00:28:24,916 Life is a cycle, dear Bae. 639 00:28:25,000 --> 00:28:26,166 The wheel keeps spinning. 640 00:28:26,416 --> 00:28:29,541 Babe, if my math is right, you lost five grand. 641 00:28:29,625 --> 00:28:31,041 That's not good. 642 00:28:31,333 --> 00:28:34,125 There are greater woes in the world than wealth. 643 00:28:34,583 --> 00:28:35,583 The money will come. 644 00:28:35,750 --> 00:28:36,666 One day or another. 645 00:28:37,625 --> 00:28:38,458 Yeah. 646 00:28:38,541 --> 00:28:42,250 You should update your bio online right now. 647 00:28:42,333 --> 00:28:45,458 We should celebrate your new job. 648 00:28:45,958 --> 00:28:47,041 -Do it. -Okay, fine. 649 00:28:47,416 --> 00:28:48,250 Go on. 650 00:28:48,333 --> 00:28:49,666 -Pronto. -Okay. 651 00:28:53,750 --> 00:28:55,041 #proudmother. 652 00:28:55,958 --> 00:28:57,708 Mom never said that to me. 653 00:28:59,000 --> 00:29:00,291 I relate to this misery too. 654 00:29:01,166 --> 00:29:03,208 Both my parents are high court judges. 655 00:29:03,500 --> 00:29:05,375 But they judged me the most. 656 00:29:05,791 --> 00:29:07,583 I told them that I didn't wanna study law. 657 00:29:07,666 --> 00:29:09,458 I want to go to Mumbai for hotel management. 658 00:29:10,041 --> 00:29:13,458 -They were just about to… -Die! 659 00:29:13,541 --> 00:29:14,416 -Die! -Right. 660 00:29:14,500 --> 00:29:16,250 -What is happening? -Come on, guys. 661 00:29:16,333 --> 00:29:17,875 You're missing out. Come. 662 00:29:17,958 --> 00:29:19,250 Party games! 663 00:29:19,333 --> 00:29:21,083 Just like Jimmy's Oscar after-party. 664 00:29:21,291 --> 00:29:22,708 -I miss Jimmy. -Who? Shergill? 665 00:29:23,291 --> 00:29:25,083 -Kimmel, Saira. Come on. -Kimmel? 666 00:29:25,833 --> 00:29:28,625 -Okay, we're ready. -Okay, we have arrived. 667 00:29:28,708 --> 00:29:31,750 Alright. Today we'll play an improv game called… 668 00:29:31,833 --> 00:29:33,916 -Story, story, die! -Die! 669 00:29:34,000 --> 00:29:34,875 Die! 670 00:29:35,041 --> 00:29:41,250 In this game, whoever I point at will begin an improv story. 671 00:29:41,333 --> 00:29:43,750 And when I point at someone else, 672 00:29:43,833 --> 00:29:46,000 they have to continue the story from that point on. 673 00:29:46,083 --> 00:29:47,750 But, guys, there's a catch. 674 00:29:47,958 --> 00:29:49,833 If you stutter or fumble, 675 00:29:49,916 --> 00:29:52,083 the audience will see to it that you… 676 00:29:52,166 --> 00:29:53,083 -Die! -Die! 677 00:29:53,166 --> 00:29:55,541 Break a leg, or break the ice, but don't break the flow. 678 00:29:55,625 --> 00:29:57,875 -Understood, Carl? -Every single word. 679 00:29:57,958 --> 00:30:01,458 Alright, what comes to your mind when I say… Bae? 680 00:30:01,541 --> 00:30:02,500 -Spoiled. -Sass. 681 00:30:02,583 --> 00:30:03,875 Barbie doll! 682 00:30:03,958 --> 00:30:05,875 -Daddy's princess. -Very rich. 683 00:30:05,958 --> 00:30:07,791 -I can do rich. I've done it long enough. -Cute. 684 00:30:07,875 --> 00:30:09,625 Perfect. So, let's begin. 685 00:30:10,458 --> 00:30:13,416 Once upon a time in a rich kingdom far away. 686 00:30:13,500 --> 00:30:16,833 -There lived a… -A king and a queen. 687 00:30:16,916 --> 00:30:19,708 They lived in their palace with their son… 688 00:30:20,125 --> 00:30:21,041 the Prince. 689 00:30:21,750 --> 00:30:24,708 In the castle with them lived a tiny owl. 690 00:30:24,791 --> 00:30:27,916 Locked away in a golden cage. 691 00:30:28,958 --> 00:30:30,500 She was a night bird. 692 00:30:30,583 --> 00:30:32,875 A night owl, different from everyone. 693 00:30:33,000 --> 00:30:34,958 When she slept, everyone was awake. 694 00:30:35,041 --> 00:30:36,708 When everyone slept, she was awake. 695 00:30:36,791 --> 00:30:39,458 And she didn't know that night shifts are bad for metabolism. 696 00:30:40,000 --> 00:30:42,083 One day, the owl cried out loud but… 697 00:30:42,708 --> 00:30:43,916 little did she know, 698 00:30:44,250 --> 00:30:46,291 no one in that house was going to understand her cries. 699 00:30:47,166 --> 00:30:51,416 Because an owl hoots, and not… grunts and coos. 700 00:30:51,583 --> 00:30:53,625 And everyone in his family… 701 00:30:53,708 --> 00:30:56,166 -peacocks… -When you fumble, 702 00:30:56,250 --> 00:30:58,125 -you die! -Die! 703 00:31:01,583 --> 00:31:02,666 Alright. Bae, continue. 704 00:31:03,791 --> 00:31:06,375 The owl tried to break free every night, but-- 705 00:31:06,458 --> 00:31:09,375 And when others saw the little owl spread her wings, they wondered. 706 00:31:09,458 --> 00:31:11,166 Is she right-wing or left-wing? 707 00:31:11,250 --> 00:31:12,291 -Die! -Die! 708 00:31:12,375 --> 00:31:13,500 Die! 709 00:31:13,583 --> 00:31:15,166 -God! I'm out. -Saira, continue. 710 00:31:15,875 --> 00:31:17,708 -So-- -One day, the owl got so angry that… 711 00:31:20,333 --> 00:31:22,250 it tried to destroy itself. 712 00:31:34,125 --> 00:31:38,458 And then finally, the king, queen, and prince's attention was on the owl. 713 00:31:40,458 --> 00:31:41,750 But she'll never forget that day. 714 00:31:43,541 --> 00:31:45,500 The cops. The shame. 715 00:31:46,041 --> 00:31:46,916 The compulsory… 716 00:31:47,791 --> 00:31:49,583 -Community-- -Die! 717 00:31:54,333 --> 00:31:55,208 Bae. 718 00:31:56,875 --> 00:31:58,208 -What? -You need to die! 719 00:31:58,708 --> 00:31:59,666 She fumbled. 720 00:31:59,750 --> 00:32:00,583 Bae. 721 00:32:07,208 --> 00:32:08,416 Bae, are you okay? 722 00:32:09,250 --> 00:32:10,083 What was that? 723 00:32:10,875 --> 00:32:14,333 Just a story. I did a story-telling course in Prague, so… 724 00:32:19,166 --> 00:32:20,250 By the way… 725 00:32:21,291 --> 00:32:22,625 LV Saira has been sold too. 726 00:32:24,875 --> 00:32:25,750 What? 727 00:32:26,000 --> 00:32:27,208 I told you, right? 728 00:32:27,458 --> 00:32:29,250 Stress less, vibe more. 729 00:32:30,166 --> 00:32:31,708 Your deposit is arranged. 730 00:32:33,166 --> 00:32:36,833 A gift from your old life to your new life. 731 00:32:37,000 --> 00:32:39,083 Saira, but that was your gift. 732 00:32:40,500 --> 00:32:46,708 A very great woman once said, "Kindness never goes out of fashion." 733 00:32:50,291 --> 00:32:51,958 From here on, your problem is my problem. 734 00:32:53,041 --> 00:32:54,083 This is our… 735 00:32:54,875 --> 00:32:55,750 "Sis-code." 736 00:32:58,416 --> 00:32:59,541 Our sis-what? 737 00:33:00,500 --> 00:33:01,541 Hashtag… 738 00:33:02,250 --> 00:33:03,375 Behen (sis) code. 739 00:33:03,458 --> 00:33:05,333 #sis-code? 740 00:33:05,625 --> 00:33:06,458 Yeah. 741 00:33:07,500 --> 00:33:09,208 -#sis-code! -#sis-code! 742 00:33:09,875 --> 00:33:11,208 Go, get that flat. 743 00:33:18,583 --> 00:33:19,500 Owl! 744 00:33:21,208 --> 00:33:22,166 Owl is well. 745 00:33:23,166 --> 00:33:24,916 My spirit animal! An owl! 746 00:33:30,375 --> 00:33:31,375 That's an owl. 747 00:33:31,666 --> 00:33:33,166 I've never seen an owl in my life. 748 00:33:41,916 --> 00:33:44,208 Just look here once. 749 00:33:45,291 --> 00:33:46,666 What are you looking at? 750 00:33:47,750 --> 00:33:49,083 Who is Anamika? 751 00:33:49,541 --> 00:33:50,541 Anamika? 752 00:33:51,125 --> 00:33:52,041 I don't know. 52643

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