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[sniffling]
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[breathes shakily, sniffles]
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[whimpers]
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[sobbing]
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[sniffling]
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I'm sorry.
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[sniffling]
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[exhales sharply]
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[sniffling]
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Oh, my God.
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["Oh, Death" playing]
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[exhales sharply]
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[groans]
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Oh, no.
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[sniffs]
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[sighs]
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Ugh! God, that's vile.
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[Nora] My lady, it's nearly time to go.
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What's going on in there?
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I think I'm gonna stay in the bath.
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You and Ruben go. Make a day of it.
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He was your brother-in-law, Bibi.
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She's your sister.
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She needs you.
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She doesn't.
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Not anymore.
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["Oh, Death" continues]
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- [Donal] Michael, no.
- [Molly] No.
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Ursula, you in there?
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[Donal]
Michael won't take off his GAA jersey!
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- [Michael] I don't want to.
- Okay, coming.
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- [Donal, Molly, Michael chattering]
- [phone beeps]
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[Donal] Urs!
Molly, we're leaving now, all right?
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Ah.
At least you've got your smart shoes on.
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[panting, grunts]
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[song ends]
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Hey. Oh.
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Oh, monkey.
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What's up?
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Mum won't stop crying.
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Well, that's, you know, that's to be…
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But how are you?
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I don't know.
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I keep forgetting he's dead. Is that bad?
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No. No.
That used to happen to me all the time.
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I'm going to tell my friends
he died in his sleep.
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Okay.
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All right. Well, that's a nice idea.
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No one RSVP's to a funeral.
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How are you supposed to know
how much food to make?
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I couldn't bear the thought
of him being all alone.
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Yeah. No, of course.
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[Grace] Took a bit of getting used to.
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But it's been nice having him here.
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Hasn't it, Blanaid?
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[Blanaid]
He looks like he's wearing makeup.
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Well, he is wearing makeup.
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Maybe turn the heating down a bit,
you know. Just in case.
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[stammering] Why have you got, um...
I mean, w-why have you p...
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[Grace whistles]
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Oh.
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["Who by Fire" playing]
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Did you see him?
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[Eva] Mm-hmm.
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She has him dressed in pajamas.
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[chuckling] Pajamas? Why?
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She wants to make eternal damnation
all comfy for him.
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He had a hard-on.
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Last two fingers up to Grace.
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The dead prick.
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Postmortem priapism isn't uncommon
after a violent death.
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Thank you, nurse. That will be all.
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- [sighs] Where the hell's Becka?
- [blows kiss]
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[horn honks]
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Oh, my God.
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[shrieks]
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[biker groans]
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- Oh, Jesus.
- [groans]
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Sorry, I think that was my fault.
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- [biker groans] You... What are you doing?
- Sorry.
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You walked right out in front of me.
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What, did you wanna get hit?
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No. No, I was just... I... I'm... I'm...
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- I'm late for a...
- God. Oh, my leg is banjaxed.
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- [Becka] These are yours.
- [biker groans]
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Oh, shite.
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Was it cracked before, or…
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[sucks teeth, sighs]
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- Sorry.
- Are you kidding?
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I don't know where my head was.
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[Becka] Okay, there's another. [sighs]
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- [groans]
- [Becka] Is this your sandwich?
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Yeah.
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I think there's some gravel in it.
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What? Oh, no. [smacks lips]
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[motorbike engine whirs]
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Mind yourself.
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[biker] What?
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- Shit!
- [car honks]
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Oh, shit.
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- [church bell tolling]
- Shit.
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[Father Doyle] We offer our prayers today
for John Paul Williams
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and his adored wife, Grace,
and daughter, Blanaid.
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- [Doyle] Along with his sisters-in-law…
- [Grace] Hey.
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[Doyle]
…Eva, Ursula, Bibi and Becka Garvey.
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- [Doyle] Lord, hear us.
- Becka. Come on.
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- [congregation] Lord, graciously hear us.
- Sorry. Sorry.
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[Doyle] We remember
our brothers and sisters in Christ
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who are no longer with us today,
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especially Grace Williams' parents,
Bill and Kathleen Garvey.
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Decent crowd.
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- [Doyle] Lord, hear us.
- They're here for Grace.
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[congregation] Lord, graciously hear us.
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Yeah, well,
I didn't think they were here for Elvis.
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[Doyle] Let us take a moment now
in silent prayer
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for our own private intentions.
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[sighs]
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Oh, Jesus.
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[sighing] All right.
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- [bell chimes]
- [breathes deeply]
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[exhales deeply]
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[sighs]
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Ah!
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[groans]
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[TV host] Here at Today show,
good to have you with us as always.
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[door opens]
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[groans]
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You didn't microwave this, did you?
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No. No, I just... Y-Yeah, we did.
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- You're an animal.
- [chuckles] Sorry. In a rush, but yeah.
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Need anything else?
You'll be all right for a couple of hours?
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Thirty days lying on my pregnant arse.
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I don't think another couple of hours
will kill me.
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Why you working on a Saturday anyway?
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Ah, it's just, you know,
a new claim with a few issues.
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[Theresa] What's the matter?
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You look awful. You're pale and sweaty.
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- Well, you know, you're really fat.
- [chuckles]
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Don't have a heart attack.
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Please. If anything happens to you,
remember I can't even shit without you.
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[inhales deeply]
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That's nasty talk.
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- I know.
- [chuckles]
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And don't worry.
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Not about anything, okay?
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And don't move. Definitely don't move.
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- You'll cause damage to the house.
- Aw. Hmm. [chuckles]
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I miss being pretty.
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- Ah, you're still pretty. [grunts]
- Mmm.
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- You're like a very pretty beach ball.
- [chuckles]
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[doorbell chimes]
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That's Matt.
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[sighs]
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I know, but I need him on this.
He's family. Sometimes.
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He doesn't know what he's doing,
and he's a lazy bastard.
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Theresa, I'm gonna pull rank here.
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- Shut up.
- [Theresa chuckles]
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Have you read this one?
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Just twice.
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Well, get stuck back in there. No. [sighs]
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Bring me back a surprise.
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Okay. Like what?
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- A puppy.
- [laughs]
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[Theresa] Or chips.
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Chips?
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[banging on door]
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Fuck.
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You look like you slept in a kennel.
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Did you sleep in a kennel?
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Last night? No.
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Tom. Tom.
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What did... Wait, you can't go like that.
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- Go where?
- [shushes]
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She's not an Alsatian, Tom.
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She can't hear through two floors
of insulation and carpet.
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Well, you're wrong there.
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- You need a smart jacket.
- [sighs]
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- What do I need a smart jacket for?
- The new insurance claim.
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- We need to look into it.
- [Matt] What new claim?
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What new claim?
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[sighs]
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Jesus. That's enough to retire on.
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Yeah.
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Well, we've got to make sure
that doesn't happen.
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Let's go.
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Wait.
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[Doyle] John Paul was
an active member of the church,
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a devoted family man,
and amateur humorist.
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God gave John Paul the strength
to be an unforgettable human being.
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And let us give thanks
for the joy he spread his whole life long.
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[laughs]
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[Doyle] Now, chosen by Grace,
John Paul's favorite hymn.
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[choir singing]
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You don't have to pretend anymore.
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[breathes deeply, sniffles]
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- [Eva] That is hot. Hot.
- [Grace] King of Christmas has arrived.
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[Eva] I made brussels sprouts.
They're overcooked, just as you like.
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These are for you.
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- [Donal] All right, my favorite.
- [Eva] Very, very, very deliberate.
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- [Eva] They've been... They've been better.
- [Grace laughs]
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- [Eva] Anyone for anything else?
- [Grace] We're fine.
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- [Ursula] We have loads.
- [Eva] You got enough ham? Okay.
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Look at them, Donal.
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There's women's lib for you.
Heads of the table. Both ends.
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Plenty of room
and us men hemmed in like tinned fish.
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Uh, no offense, Nora. [clears throat]
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- You don't have enough space, John Paul?
- I don't know how you do it.
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You've got a big house, and still
you manage to make us feel crammed.
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I've got no room for my elbows.
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[Eva] Well, that is a terrible, awful,
terrible shame.
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[Ursula] Are we starting without Becka?
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We were just talking about
why Eva needs a house this size.
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- I mean, why wouldn't a spinster…
- "A spinster"? A spinster, everybody.
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You could sell this place and give
your sisters their rightful share.
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- We don't want to sell our parents' home.
- Yeah, Eva brought us up in this house.
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It's all we've got left of them.
Why would we sell it?
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[Eva] He knows all that.
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That sentimentality is just
very convenient for Eva is all I'm saying.
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- [Becka] We're here!
- Yay.
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- Oh. Donal, quick wager on who she's with.
- [Becka] Hola, chicas!
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- Um, it was a junkie last Christmas.
- It was a student.
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- I say "stranded Polish builder." Hmm?
- [David] Come on, it's Father Christmas!
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- No, no. You're all right, JP.
- Come on. It's for fun.
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[all] Hey! Happy Christmas!
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- This is Frank, everyone.
- [Frank] Hiya.
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Frank, this is my family.
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- [Frank] Hiya.
- I wouldn't have guessed that.
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- And John Paul.
- Frank.
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- [Grace] Frank. Hey.
- I'm only joking with you.
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- Oh, are you now? Are you now?
- How are ya?
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[Eva] Nice to meet you.
Are you gonna eat or…
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- Please, if you'll have me.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah.
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- This is lovely, you all.
- "Frank." [sniffs]
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- That's a very unusual name for a...
- [Grace] Millennial.
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It's an unusual name for a millennial, no?
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- [Frank] Is it?
- I think so. Yes.
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- Hi, sweetheart.
- [kisses] Mmm.
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Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa. Go easy on those.
You'll end up the size of your cousin.
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What? It-It's puppy fat.
It's completely normal.
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- You all right?
- Mm-hmm.
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You gonna come, um, with us
on the swim tomorrow?
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- [gasps]
- Really?
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- Yeah.
- Yeah. That's a nice idea.
244
00:16:12,472 --> 00:16:14,284
- Shall we do that? You're old enough now.
- Yeah.
245
00:16:14,308 --> 00:16:15,577
Do you go swimming every Christmas?
246
00:16:15,601 --> 00:16:18,270
Yeah, yeah. We used to do it
with our parents when we were little,
247
00:16:18,353 --> 00:16:20,397
so we kept it up as a tradition, you know.
248
00:16:20,480 --> 00:16:22,333
Did Becka not tell you
that we're tragic orphans?
249
00:16:22,357 --> 00:16:23,997
- [Eva, Frank laughing]
- [Becka] Come on.
250
00:16:24,276 --> 00:16:27,116
- Have you not done it? You ever done it?
- No, no. Way too cold for me.
251
00:16:27,154 --> 00:16:29,382
- [Grace] I'll buy you a wet suit.
- It's not. It takes 30 seconds,
252
00:16:29,406 --> 00:16:31,342
- and then it's, like, balmy.
- You get used to it.
253
00:16:31,366 --> 00:16:34,286
- Do what this one does. Put your pinky in.
- [sniffing, snorting]
254
00:16:34,369 --> 00:16:36,681
- [Eva] Itsy-bitsy. One toe at a time.
- [Grace laughs] …how dare you?
255
00:16:36,705 --> 00:16:38,516
- [Blanaid] Molly, over here!
- [Ruben] Stop. Stop. [chuckling]
256
00:16:38,540 --> 00:16:40,180
- [Molly chuckling]
- [Blanaid] Over here!
257
00:16:46,131 --> 00:16:47,174
Do you need some privacy?
258
00:16:47,758 --> 00:16:49,968
Well, I'm going to the toilet, JP,
so yeah.
259
00:16:51,345 --> 00:16:52,387
[sighs]
260
00:16:56,183 --> 00:16:57,809
Um, will you flush for me, please?
261
00:17:05,442 --> 00:17:06,818
[Eva] This is the last one.
262
00:17:07,694 --> 00:17:12,699
- It's for you. It's from all of us.
- [Grace gasps, laughs] Is it a dog bed?
263
00:17:12,782 --> 00:17:14,409
[Eva laughs] What?
264
00:17:14,492 --> 00:17:17,454
Don't ever lower those standards,
Gracie. [chuckles]
265
00:17:17,538 --> 00:17:18,829
Okay. [chuckles]
266
00:17:19,580 --> 00:17:20,999
- Who wrapped this?
- [chuckles]
267
00:17:21,666 --> 00:17:22,960
[Ursula laughs]
268
00:17:25,628 --> 00:17:27,548
It's a dry robe for after the swim.
269
00:17:27,631 --> 00:17:29,091
Oh, like yours.
270
00:17:29,174 --> 00:17:30,374
- [Eva laughs] Yeah.
- [laughs]
271
00:17:32,177 --> 00:17:34,096
[Grace] I love it. [chuckles]
272
00:17:34,179 --> 00:17:38,225
I think there's still one more gift
under the Christmas tree.
273
00:17:38,308 --> 00:17:41,061
Someone must have been very good
this year.
274
00:17:41,854 --> 00:17:43,230
It's for you, my love.
275
00:17:43,814 --> 00:17:46,400
Oh, but I didn't bring...
I thought we were doing ours tomorrow.
276
00:17:46,483 --> 00:17:47,651
[sighs]
277
00:17:48,819 --> 00:17:50,237
[sighs, chuckles]
278
00:17:50,320 --> 00:17:51,989
- [Eva] Aw. Wow.
- [Grace] Oh, wow.
279
00:17:54,283 --> 00:17:55,367
[gasps]
280
00:17:55,909 --> 00:17:57,536
[sighs] Look at her face.
281
00:17:58,787 --> 00:18:00,789
- Oh, I want to see. Let's see.
- Oh.
282
00:18:01,415 --> 00:18:02,416
[Grace sighs]
283
00:18:02,499 --> 00:18:05,043
Mmm. Isn't it beautiful?
284
00:18:05,752 --> 00:18:06,587
It is, yeah.
285
00:18:06,670 --> 00:18:07,963
[John] There you go.
286
00:18:08,046 --> 00:18:09,089
Let me look at you.
287
00:18:10,090 --> 00:18:11,133
Lucky old Mammy, yeah?
288
00:18:11,216 --> 00:18:13,802
- [Grace] Come here.
- Let's save that for home, shall we?
289
00:18:17,764 --> 00:18:19,324
- [Becka] All right.
- [knocks on table]
290
00:18:19,558 --> 00:18:22,769
After all that excitement,
I have some news.
291
00:18:22,853 --> 00:18:24,021
- Let's hear it.
- Whoo!
292
00:18:24,104 --> 00:18:25,314
- Whoo!
- [cheers]
293
00:18:25,898 --> 00:18:29,610
I just, uh, put an offer
on a studio in town,
294
00:18:29,693 --> 00:18:32,863
and I'm gonna be opening
my own massage business in the new year.
295
00:18:32,946 --> 00:18:35,282
- [Donal] Hey! Hey!
- [Frank] Go, becka!
296
00:18:35,365 --> 00:18:39,119
Well, here's to, uh, launching a new
venture in a depression with no money.
297
00:18:39,203 --> 00:18:42,372
We're delighted for you.
Anything you need, you just say.
298
00:18:42,456 --> 00:18:45,083
Mam and Dad would be proud. Me too.
299
00:18:45,167 --> 00:18:48,253
[Donal] Oh, it's fantastic.
A massage, please. [chuckles]
300
00:18:48,337 --> 00:18:49,397
- Okay.
- [Nora] Well done, Becka!
301
00:18:49,421 --> 00:18:52,007
- As we are all making announcements…
- [Nora] Brilliant.
302
00:18:52,090 --> 00:18:54,176
- …um, I've got some news too.
- [Donal] Oh.
303
00:18:54,676 --> 00:18:55,719
Are you pregnant?
304
00:18:58,722 --> 00:19:00,682
The fuck kind of thing is that to say?
305
00:19:04,144 --> 00:19:05,187
Go on, Eva, love.
306
00:19:06,939 --> 00:19:08,106
Uh…
307
00:19:09,233 --> 00:19:12,277
um, so, uh, Gerald, my boss...
308
00:19:12,361 --> 00:19:13,487
And mine.
309
00:19:14,321 --> 00:19:16,365
And John Paul's boss, of course.
310
00:19:16,448 --> 00:19:19,159
Um, he's looking
for a new financial director,
311
00:19:19,243 --> 00:19:23,372
and after a lot of thought,
I've put myself up for the promotion.
312
00:19:24,248 --> 00:19:25,308
- [Grace] Brilliant.
- Yeah.
313
00:19:25,332 --> 00:19:26,917
[cheers, applause]
314
00:19:27,668 --> 00:19:30,671
[Grace] You're amazing. It's official.
[chuckles]
315
00:19:30,754 --> 00:19:32,816
- [Ursula] Well done, honey.
- [Donal] That's fantastic. Great.
316
00:19:32,840 --> 00:19:35,160
- Nice one. You've earned it, love.
- [Grace chuckles] God.
317
00:19:35,634 --> 00:19:37,970
Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, wh... mind my head!
318
00:19:38,053 --> 00:19:39,721
Can you control your child, please?
319
00:19:39,805 --> 00:19:41,390
Control your temper, JP.
320
00:19:42,099 --> 00:19:43,559
Oh, my...
321
00:19:44,434 --> 00:19:46,246
Um, Mammy, I think it's time.
We're heading home.
322
00:19:46,270 --> 00:19:47,990
- [Grace] Oh.
- Um, get your stuff together.
323
00:19:48,021 --> 00:19:50,858
Blanaid? Um, get your presents together.
324
00:19:51,775 --> 00:19:53,652
[Grace] I'll just...
Let's just... You know.
325
00:19:53,735 --> 00:19:54,879
[Eva] Don't worry about that.
326
00:19:54,903 --> 00:19:56,655
- No, no. We should. I want to.
- Come on.
327
00:19:58,782 --> 00:20:00,409
[Becka] It's not even nine o'clock.
328
00:20:00,492 --> 00:20:02,870
- I'm not telling you what to do, Grace.
- Well, you are.
329
00:20:02,953 --> 00:20:05,122
Wait, no.
We just want you to say what you want.
330
00:20:05,205 --> 00:20:07,165
The odd time to stand up
for yourself, you know.
331
00:20:07,249 --> 00:20:09,418
It's Christmas Eve.
We barely get to see you anymore.
332
00:20:09,501 --> 00:20:12,379
What kind of a prick asks someone
who can't have kids if she's pregnant?
333
00:20:12,462 --> 00:20:13,463
It was a joke.
334
00:20:13,547 --> 00:20:15,441
- [Ursula] Oh, my God.
- [Bibi] It was a fucking joke?
335
00:20:15,465 --> 00:20:17,819
- [Grace] It came out wrong...
- When are you gonna wake up?
336
00:20:17,843 --> 00:20:19,094
When are you gonna stop?
337
00:20:22,890 --> 00:20:24,474
[sighs] I'm sorry. I'm so...
338
00:20:25,475 --> 00:20:26,768
I'm really sorry.
339
00:20:26,852 --> 00:20:29,354
- [John] Mammy, come on. Let's go.
- Um, coming!
340
00:20:30,522 --> 00:20:32,482
Look, I... I know he isn't easy and…
341
00:20:33,984 --> 00:20:35,944
and I know
you don't think he's a good man,
342
00:20:36,820 --> 00:20:39,448
but he's a good husband,
he's a good father and he makes me happy.
343
00:20:41,116 --> 00:20:42,701
Can you not just let me be happy?
344
00:20:48,665 --> 00:20:51,668
I will see you tomorrow
at the Forty Foot for the swim.
345
00:20:51,752 --> 00:20:52,753
Yeah. Okay.
346
00:20:52,836 --> 00:20:53,962
And it'll be nice, right?
347
00:20:55,923 --> 00:20:56,924
See you there.
348
00:20:57,549 --> 00:20:58,592
Loony. [sighs]
349
00:21:04,097 --> 00:21:05,974
[Donal] Fantastic. Great.
350
00:21:08,435 --> 00:21:10,562
I swear to God
if he calls her "Mammy" one more time…
351
00:21:10,646 --> 00:21:12,814
- [John] Where's my coat, Mammy?
- [scoffs]
352
00:21:12,898 --> 00:21:15,317
[Grace] Please, John.
[indistinct] …next Christmas.
353
00:21:27,579 --> 00:21:29,665
- [guest] Happy Christmas!
- Happy Christmas.
354
00:21:29,748 --> 00:21:32,509
Is your daddy home? Where else
would he be on Christmas Day, says you.
355
00:21:32,543 --> 00:21:33,544
[chuckles]
356
00:21:33,627 --> 00:21:36,296
- Happy Christmas, Roger.
- Happy Christmas, Grace.
357
00:21:36,380 --> 00:21:37,840
[Roger] You look gorgeous.
358
00:21:37,923 --> 00:21:39,925
- Happy Christmas to...
- Happy Christmas.
359
00:21:40,801 --> 00:21:42,511
- Box of oysters for a starter.
- [gasps]
360
00:21:42,594 --> 00:21:44,948
If you're having a starter
or if you're already set for a starter,
361
00:21:44,972 --> 00:21:46,557
it'll make a lovely amuse-bouche.
362
00:21:46,640 --> 00:21:47,992
That's really thoughtful of you, Roger.
363
00:21:48,016 --> 00:21:51,186
It is, it is...
Um, how long have they been sitting out?
364
00:21:51,270 --> 00:21:52,271
Oh, no time.
365
00:21:52,354 --> 00:21:56,316
Um, see, the sister was set to join me
for lunch, and she loves an oyster,
366
00:21:56,400 --> 00:21:58,902
but she had a nasty fall
coming back from the pub.
367
00:21:58,986 --> 00:22:01,864
So that's off the cards,
and I don't eat them myself.
368
00:22:01,947 --> 00:22:05,909
- Oh, no. So, are you on your own, or...
- No, let's not... no, no, no.
369
00:22:05,993 --> 00:22:08,328
Um, very thoughtful. Happy Christmas.
370
00:22:08,412 --> 00:22:10,765
- Are you taking the boat out...
- I'm not taking the boat out. Nope.
371
00:22:10,789 --> 00:22:11,989
[Roger] Okay. Happy Christmas.
372
00:22:21,884 --> 00:22:23,135
Ah! [screaming]
373
00:22:25,721 --> 00:22:26,722
Fuck.
374
00:22:27,222 --> 00:22:28,891
- Mammy!
- Yeah?
375
00:22:28,974 --> 00:22:30,517
Not you.
376
00:22:30,601 --> 00:22:31,852
Blanaid, where's your mum?
377
00:22:31,935 --> 00:22:33,770
She's upstairs, changing for the swim.
378
00:22:39,276 --> 00:22:46,033
♪ And as I look around
Your eyes outshine the town ♪
379
00:22:46,783 --> 00:22:49,703
♪ This Christmas ♪
380
00:22:50,370 --> 00:22:56,043
[clears throat] So, um, just a tiny bit
of vinegar and shallot on there.
381
00:22:56,126 --> 00:23:00,297
No Tabasco this year, Mammy.
I won't make that mistake again.
382
00:23:00,380 --> 00:23:01,507
- Here it goes.
- Oh.
383
00:23:04,676 --> 00:23:06,512
- Mmm.
- Mmm. Good?
384
00:23:07,012 --> 00:23:08,514
Lovely. [chuckles]
385
00:23:16,188 --> 00:23:17,731
Happy Christmas, Mammy.
386
00:23:17,814 --> 00:23:19,274
Happy Christmas, love.
387
00:23:20,609 --> 00:23:21,610
- Mmm.
- Mmm.
388
00:23:28,367 --> 00:23:29,802
- [Ursula] Have you blankets?
- [Eva] Whoa. Whoa.
389
00:23:29,826 --> 00:23:32,096
[Bibi] Uh, yeah. Becks,
would you mind getting them, please?
390
00:23:32,120 --> 00:23:33,121
Put your cream on.
391
00:23:33,205 --> 00:23:35,374
- Yeah.
- And, um, grab the hot water bottles too.
392
00:23:35,457 --> 00:23:37,960
Yeah. Would you stop ordering me around?
I'm not your wife.
393
00:23:38,043 --> 00:23:39,044
[gasps]
394
00:23:39,127 --> 00:23:42,506
Right.
Uh, do you think one flask is enough?
395
00:23:43,131 --> 00:23:44,967
No, I don't.
396
00:23:45,050 --> 00:23:47,010
Come here. Well done.
397
00:23:48,971 --> 00:23:52,975
Take the bread out at a quarter past.
It'll need to sit for an hour anyway.
398
00:23:53,058 --> 00:23:54,810
It'll be perfect by the time we get home.
399
00:23:55,310 --> 00:23:56,937
- Come on, Blanaid.
- What are you doing?
400
00:23:57,020 --> 00:23:59,898
[Grace] We're going to the Forty Foot.
We'll be back as quick as we can.
401
00:23:59,982 --> 00:24:01,859
You had a glass of champagne.
You can't drive.
402
00:24:01,942 --> 00:24:03,443
- I'm grand, really.
- No, no, no.
403
00:24:03,527 --> 00:24:05,696
You can't drive. You had a large...
Are you kidding me?
404
00:24:05,779 --> 00:24:07,924
- No. I'm perfectly...
- There'll be guards on every corner.
405
00:24:07,948 --> 00:24:09,366
Come on, now. Think.
406
00:24:11,118 --> 00:24:14,238
- Well, maybe you can drive us then?
- Of course I can't. I had a glass myself.
407
00:24:15,122 --> 00:24:17,749
I've not missed a swim since I was little.
I'll be perfectly fine.
408
00:24:18,959 --> 00:24:19,960
Oh.
409
00:24:20,794 --> 00:24:23,338
Now, why would you go and make a scene
on Christmas Day, hmm?
410
00:24:24,423 --> 00:24:28,260
I'm not having Blanaid in a rough sea
with her mother drunk.
411
00:24:29,261 --> 00:24:30,512
Absolutely not.
412
00:24:34,516 --> 00:24:36,226
So, so sorry, sweetheart.
413
00:24:37,728 --> 00:24:39,146
I just worry too much.
414
00:24:53,952 --> 00:24:56,622
[radio announcer, indistinct]
415
00:24:57,247 --> 00:25:01,293
- [crying, breathing shakily]
- [door closes]
416
00:25:10,302 --> 00:25:11,678
[sobs]
417
00:25:13,931 --> 00:25:15,432
- [phone beeps]
- [Ursula, Eva laugh]
418
00:25:15,516 --> 00:25:16,558
[Eva] Would you?
419
00:25:21,188 --> 00:25:25,192
"Sorry. We're not gonna make it. My fault.
Too much to drink. Have fun. Kiss, kiss."
420
00:25:26,026 --> 00:25:26,944
What the fuck?
421
00:25:27,027 --> 00:25:29,571
- The prick.
- Yeah. No way. That is not happening.
422
00:25:34,868 --> 00:25:35,869
[Eva sighing]
423
00:25:37,913 --> 00:25:39,623
[phone dialing]
424
00:25:44,628 --> 00:25:45,629
[phone beeps]
425
00:25:48,715 --> 00:25:50,217
[Bibi] Looks like it is happening.
426
00:26:08,986 --> 00:26:10,487
[Eva] Come on, Becka!
427
00:26:16,034 --> 00:26:17,077
Becka!
428
00:26:21,498 --> 00:26:22,583
[gasping]
429
00:26:22,666 --> 00:26:27,337
- [gasping, chuckling]
- Don't do that, fuck's sake.
430
00:26:34,720 --> 00:26:37,723
Hey, come on. I'll race you back.
431
00:26:43,395 --> 00:26:44,646
[Ursula] Bibi!
432
00:26:45,314 --> 00:26:47,649
[chattering, laughing]
433
00:27:01,997 --> 00:27:03,999
[beachgoer] Hey, Long John Silver!
How are ya?
434
00:27:05,000 --> 00:27:06,001
See anything you like?
435
00:27:06,710 --> 00:27:07,544
Don't.
436
00:27:07,628 --> 00:27:10,756
It's your fault. They've never seen
a single woman over 40 before.
437
00:27:10,839 --> 00:27:14,134
It's not that. They've just never seen
nipples as gigantic as yours.
438
00:27:14,218 --> 00:27:15,802
Like? You're such a pervert.
439
00:27:15,886 --> 00:27:17,638
Ow! [moans] My arse.
440
00:27:26,605 --> 00:27:28,232
[sighs] Well, that's it then.
441
00:27:29,525 --> 00:27:30,859
Just the four of us now.
442
00:27:31,360 --> 00:27:33,612
- Break Mum and Dad's hearts.
- Good job they're dust.
443
00:27:34,363 --> 00:27:36,573
Why would you say that?
It's just one Christmas.
444
00:27:36,657 --> 00:27:38,200
It's not just one Christmas.
445
00:27:39,868 --> 00:27:40,869
We're losing her.
446
00:27:42,287 --> 00:27:46,542
She's not like the girl she was.
She's getting quieter and smaller.
447
00:27:47,292 --> 00:27:49,044
You can't grow in the shadow of the prick.
448
00:27:49,545 --> 00:27:51,505
- She was always quiet.
- That's bollocks.
449
00:27:51,588 --> 00:27:52,673
What's bollocks about it?
450
00:27:52,756 --> 00:27:54,633
It's just not true, Becka.
451
00:27:55,300 --> 00:27:58,762
She wasn't always like that.
He's sucking the life out of her.
452
00:27:58,846 --> 00:28:00,156
She doesn't stand up to him though.
453
00:28:00,180 --> 00:28:02,367
You say anything to her,
and she thinks that you're jealous.
454
00:28:02,391 --> 00:28:03,809
She doesn't thin... She knows…
455
00:28:04,935 --> 00:28:09,189
She knows that's not why we're…
It's just him getting to her.
456
00:28:11,441 --> 00:28:14,403
Well, we'll just have to wait
till he dies of cancer or something.
457
00:28:14,486 --> 00:28:16,655
Yeah, the best part of her life
will be over by then.
458
00:28:16,738 --> 00:28:19,783
I don't know. He's got gout.
And that ulcer.
459
00:28:20,492 --> 00:28:22,619
Lucky wind, he could fuck off
in the next ten.
460
00:28:22,703 --> 00:28:24,121
Could happen before then.
461
00:28:25,330 --> 00:28:27,165
People get killed every day.
462
00:28:27,666 --> 00:28:28,584
What's that mean?
463
00:28:28,667 --> 00:28:30,919
I mean,
why not give nature a helping hand?
464
00:28:31,545 --> 00:28:33,255
All our worries would be over.
465
00:28:36,425 --> 00:28:37,634
[scoffs]
466
00:28:38,427 --> 00:28:41,221
I often think about punching through
that soft spot in his head
467
00:28:41,972 --> 00:28:44,224
- right through to his brain.
- Jesus, Bibi.
468
00:28:44,308 --> 00:28:45,726
I'd feed him to the Hurleys' pigs.
469
00:28:45,809 --> 00:28:48,187
Bury him piece by piece
in their mushroom beds.
470
00:28:48,270 --> 00:28:50,397
- More shit for them to grow out of.
- [Becka laughs]
471
00:28:55,777 --> 00:28:58,280
Fine! I'd tamper with the brakes
of his shitty Volvo
472
00:28:58,363 --> 00:29:00,008
- if I knew what the fuck I was doing.
- Yeah!
473
00:29:00,032 --> 00:29:02,034
- [all chuckling]
- [Ursula laughing] Yes, finally.
474
00:29:02,117 --> 00:29:03,869
[Eva] Shove him into deep, dark water.
475
00:29:03,952 --> 00:29:05,180
[Ursula] Feed him to the sharks.
476
00:29:05,204 --> 00:29:07,581
[Eva] Let the seagulls feed off his eyes.
477
00:29:07,664 --> 00:29:11,126
- [Becka] I'd gouge his eyes out…
- [Eva] You shove him out of a plane.
478
00:29:11,210 --> 00:29:13,354
- [Becka chuckling] Kill the prick.
- [Bibi] Kill the prick!
479
00:29:13,378 --> 00:29:15,380
[Becka screaming] I fucking hate him!
480
00:29:15,464 --> 00:29:17,424
[shouting, laughing]
481
00:29:24,556 --> 00:29:26,767
[Doyle] "Holy mother of God,
pray for us sinners now,
482
00:29:26,850 --> 00:29:28,268
and at the hour of our death.
483
00:29:29,645 --> 00:29:32,314
Hail Mary, full of grace,
the Lord is with thee.
484
00:29:32,397 --> 00:29:33,857
Blessed art thou amongst women
485
00:29:33,941 --> 00:29:36,276
and blessed is the fruit of thy womb,
Jesus.
486
00:29:36,360 --> 00:29:38,070
Holy Mary, mother of God,
487
00:29:38,153 --> 00:29:40,739
pray for us sinners now,
and at the hour of our death.
488
00:29:41,448 --> 00:29:42,699
[Grace crying]
489
00:29:42,783 --> 00:29:44,618
[Doyle] Glory to the Father,
and to the Son,
490
00:29:44,701 --> 00:29:45,953
and to the Holy Ghost.
491
00:29:46,453 --> 00:29:47,931
[Doyle, guests]
As it was in the beginning,
492
00:29:47,955 --> 00:29:50,791
is now, and ever shall be,
world without end."
493
00:29:52,292 --> 00:29:53,293
[sighs]
494
00:29:54,461 --> 00:29:57,548
And so, as we commit
John Paul Williams to the earth,
495
00:29:58,298 --> 00:30:04,221
in the name of the Father and
of the Son and of the Holy Spirit. Amen.
496
00:30:04,304 --> 00:30:05,514
Amen. [sniffles]
497
00:30:10,018 --> 00:30:14,022
Everything bad that could have happened
has happened.
498
00:30:15,774 --> 00:30:16,900
[Grace gasps] Oh!
499
00:30:18,861 --> 00:30:20,421
- [guest] Yeah. I've got it.
- Except that.
500
00:30:20,445 --> 00:30:21,446
[Grace gasps]
501
00:30:28,036 --> 00:30:31,874
Goodbye, my love. [crying]
502
00:30:32,499 --> 00:30:34,793
[Doyle]
"Lord is my shepherd, I shall not want.
503
00:30:34,877 --> 00:30:36,795
He maketh me to lie down
in green pastures,
504
00:30:36,879 --> 00:30:38,922
he leadeth me beside the still waters.
505
00:30:39,006 --> 00:30:40,340
He restoreth my soul.
506
00:30:41,008 --> 00:30:44,178
He leadeth me in the paths of
righteousness for his name's sake.
507
00:30:44,261 --> 00:30:46,513
Though I walk through the valley of
the shadow of death,
508
00:30:46,597 --> 00:30:47,973
I will fear no evil.
509
00:30:48,056 --> 00:30:51,101
For thou art with me, thy rod
and thy staff they comfort me.
510
00:30:52,144 --> 00:30:55,230
…preparest a table before me
in the presence of mine enemies.
511
00:30:55,314 --> 00:30:57,107
Thou anointest my head with oil…"
512
00:30:57,191 --> 00:30:58,233
It's over.
513
00:30:58,901 --> 00:31:02,279
[Doyle] "Surely goodness and mercy
shall follow me all the days of my life,
514
00:31:02,362 --> 00:31:04,489
and I will dwell
in the house of the Lord forever."
515
00:31:06,033 --> 00:31:07,826
Why did I have to wear
a smart jacket anyway?
516
00:31:08,327 --> 00:31:09,762
[Thomas] We're going to Williams' funeral.
517
00:31:09,786 --> 00:31:13,498
What? [laughs] No way, yeah?
You can drive me to the pub, but I'm not...
518
00:31:13,582 --> 00:31:16,001
Listen, that family
have claimed four times in the last year.
519
00:31:16,502 --> 00:31:17,711
One year.
520
00:31:17,794 --> 00:31:20,231
Something isn't adding up. We're not
paying out if it's not above board.
521
00:31:20,255 --> 00:31:21,566
But what are we gonna do about it?
522
00:31:21,590 --> 00:31:23,717
I mean, they're not claiming
for a cracked windscreen.
523
00:31:23,800 --> 00:31:25,177
He... He's fucking dead.
524
00:31:25,260 --> 00:31:27,739
It's only void for suicide
or what you call it? Malicious intent.
525
00:31:27,763 --> 00:31:29,806
Right. Then we find malicious intent.
526
00:31:29,890 --> 00:31:31,642
[chuckles] Under what circumstances?
527
00:31:33,227 --> 00:31:34,353
[grunting]
528
00:31:35,312 --> 00:31:36,873
- What are you doing?
- I'm grabbing the folder.
529
00:31:36,897 --> 00:31:39,083
Do you want someone
who isn't driving to grab it for you?
530
00:31:39,107 --> 00:31:40,192
- Yes.
- Yeah.
531
00:31:43,529 --> 00:31:45,006
Yeah, go to the police report. [sighs]
532
00:31:45,030 --> 00:31:46,490
So the police are investigating it?
533
00:31:47,199 --> 00:31:50,160
Well, no. Look, nothing suspicious
was found but look at the photo.
534
00:31:52,204 --> 00:31:53,205
Jesus.
535
00:31:56,375 --> 00:31:58,293
Strange way to meet your end, no?
536
00:32:00,921 --> 00:32:02,756
The family will have
their guard down today.
537
00:32:03,757 --> 00:32:05,551
All we need to do is observe and listen.
538
00:32:07,135 --> 00:32:09,304
Who knows if there's foul play here,
but if there is,
539
00:32:10,180 --> 00:32:12,224
the culprit usually shows up
at the funeral.
540
00:32:14,768 --> 00:32:15,936
All right, Columbo.
541
00:32:20,983 --> 00:32:22,109
Sorry for your loss.
542
00:32:23,318 --> 00:32:25,362
Thank you. It is such a loss.
543
00:32:26,280 --> 00:32:27,948
I'm just glad the suffering's over.
544
00:32:28,031 --> 00:32:29,533
Oh, was he ill?
545
00:32:29,616 --> 00:32:30,659
No.
546
00:32:33,787 --> 00:32:36,248
I have to… [continues indistinctly]
547
00:32:36,331 --> 00:32:37,708
Well… Oh. [gasps]
548
00:32:37,791 --> 00:32:39,668
[sighs] Deepest condolences.
549
00:32:39,751 --> 00:32:41,003
[Grace] Thanks.
550
00:32:41,086 --> 00:32:44,298
Shocking. It's a grisly way to go.
551
00:32:45,549 --> 00:32:48,010
Gerald Fisher. Your daddy's boss.
552
00:32:48,594 --> 00:32:49,636
Ex-boss.
553
00:32:50,721 --> 00:32:52,306
Anything I can do, please.
554
00:32:52,890 --> 00:32:54,266
I'm only a phone call away.
555
00:32:55,809 --> 00:32:57,144
Ooh. I don't have your number.
556
00:33:06,695 --> 00:33:07,779
[sighs]
557
00:33:10,407 --> 00:33:12,159
Are you joking me? There's no booze?
558
00:33:13,493 --> 00:33:16,205
If you're not serving booze at an afters,
why have an afters?
559
00:33:16,288 --> 00:33:18,373
To honor John Paul's sobriety.
560
00:33:18,457 --> 00:33:20,584
Public pioneer. Private pisshead.
561
00:33:20,667 --> 00:33:22,461
It's no wonder Father Doyle skipped out.
562
00:33:25,547 --> 00:33:26,965
- That's my scarf, Becka.
- I know.
563
00:33:27,049 --> 00:33:28,133
Where you going?
564
00:33:28,217 --> 00:33:29,301
To get a proper drink.
565
00:33:29,384 --> 00:33:30,384
You okay? Becka?
566
00:33:30,427 --> 00:33:32,054
I want that scarf back, Becka.
567
00:33:35,307 --> 00:33:37,559
What? She always keeps my shit.
568
00:33:41,647 --> 00:33:43,899
[Matt] Hang on a second.
This is their house.
569
00:33:43,982 --> 00:33:47,528
Yeah. Well, her house now.
570
00:33:47,611 --> 00:33:49,613
[Thomas whistles]
571
00:33:49,696 --> 00:33:50,739
Pretty nice.
572
00:33:51,365 --> 00:33:53,242
On an accountant's salary too.
573
00:33:53,325 --> 00:33:54,701
This doesn't feel right. [sighs]
574
00:33:54,785 --> 00:33:56,471
It's just 'cause your body's
so weird and long.
575
00:33:56,495 --> 00:33:59,831
I mean going into someone's private home
doesn't feel right, you berk.
576
00:33:59,915 --> 00:34:01,834
- I didn't sign up for this.
- Look.
577
00:34:01,917 --> 00:34:05,420
We're gonna drop in, pay our respects,
sound out the widow,
578
00:34:05,504 --> 00:34:08,507
and then you can go back to practicing
chords or paint your toenails
579
00:34:08,590 --> 00:34:10,634
or whatever you do in your hovel...
Hold the door.
580
00:34:19,351 --> 00:34:20,435
[Thomas] Come on.
581
00:34:24,273 --> 00:34:25,315
Sorry for your troubles.
582
00:34:26,942 --> 00:34:28,694
Well, um, I came to say goodbye.
583
00:34:29,402 --> 00:34:30,696
Oh, are you going already?
584
00:34:30,779 --> 00:34:33,489
Yeah, I wa...
But I wanted to say goodbye properly.
585
00:34:33,574 --> 00:34:34,574
Goodbye.
586
00:34:43,708 --> 00:34:44,708
Goodbye, Grace.
587
00:34:50,257 --> 00:34:51,800
Which one do you think is the widow?
588
00:34:52,509 --> 00:34:54,261
- Hard to tell.
- We shouldn't be here.
589
00:34:57,806 --> 00:34:58,849
[Thomas] That's her.
590
00:35:02,352 --> 00:35:04,313
So sorry for your troubles, Mrs. Williams.
591
00:35:04,897 --> 00:35:07,649
Thomas Claffin, Claffin and Sons.
This is Matthew Claffin.
592
00:35:08,275 --> 00:35:10,903
We're the holders
of John Paul's life insurance policy.
593
00:35:11,945 --> 00:35:13,465
[stammers] Mrs. Williams is my sister.
594
00:35:15,908 --> 00:35:16,992
My apologies.
595
00:35:17,618 --> 00:35:18,911
[smacks lips] The likeness.
596
00:35:18,994 --> 00:35:21,705
I hope you're not here to talk business.
She's been through a lot.
597
00:35:26,627 --> 00:35:27,711
What?
598
00:35:27,794 --> 00:35:30,422
Someone died.
Seriously, have some respect.
599
00:35:30,506 --> 00:35:32,442
Do you think Dad would have
gate-crashed a funeral?
600
00:35:32,466 --> 00:35:33,902
He wouldn't let his business go bust.
601
00:35:33,926 --> 00:35:36,053
- He wouldn't have done this.
- How would you know?
602
00:35:42,851 --> 00:35:45,020
Matt, sorry. Matt. Matt.
603
00:35:56,823 --> 00:35:57,866
Condolences.
604
00:35:58,492 --> 00:35:59,576
Thomas Claffin.
605
00:36:01,411 --> 00:36:03,163
Are you related to the deceased?
606
00:36:03,747 --> 00:36:05,707
Yeah. Yeah. He was our brother-in-law.
607
00:36:07,334 --> 00:36:09,378
Ah, yes. One could see the similarities.
608
00:36:10,003 --> 00:36:12,256
I'm, uh, I'm... I'm sorry for your loss.
609
00:36:12,339 --> 00:36:14,758
Yeah. We're really gonna miss that prick.
610
00:36:15,384 --> 00:36:16,468
[grunts]
611
00:36:16,552 --> 00:36:20,722
If you wouldn't mind just, um,
leaving us with our grief. Thank you.
612
00:36:21,390 --> 00:36:22,391
Of course.
613
00:36:23,308 --> 00:36:24,309
Excuse me.
614
00:36:27,229 --> 00:36:29,082
- [gasping] Ow.
- Can you just engage your brain
615
00:36:29,106 --> 00:36:30,774
a second before you speak?
616
00:36:30,858 --> 00:36:34,403
Why? He's... He's not the police.
He's just an insurance twat.
617
00:36:34,945 --> 00:36:36,185
Yeah, but what's he doing here?
618
00:36:46,915 --> 00:36:47,916
[Matt sighs]
619
00:36:48,000 --> 00:36:49,877
She's in the back, changing the barrel.
620
00:36:51,628 --> 00:36:55,215
And hopefully her attitude,
the rude bitch.
621
00:36:58,010 --> 00:36:59,052
You?
622
00:37:01,096 --> 00:37:03,765
Yeah, it's me all right.
How do I know you?
623
00:37:05,017 --> 00:37:06,185
Have we, um…
624
00:37:07,603 --> 00:37:08,729
I mean, have we ever…
625
00:37:08,812 --> 00:37:12,524
So you nearly kill a man in the morning
but it's just foggy to you by lunch?
626
00:37:13,901 --> 00:37:15,777
Oh, shit.
627
00:37:17,154 --> 00:37:18,614
Sandwich boy.
628
00:37:19,281 --> 00:37:21,950
Oh, God. I'm sorry.
629
00:37:22,826 --> 00:37:23,952
How was your sandwich?
630
00:37:25,287 --> 00:37:26,538
Seriously, how's your leg?
631
00:37:27,039 --> 00:37:28,415
It's mainly my lower back.
632
00:37:28,999 --> 00:37:31,919
Oh, well, if you're laying the groundwork
for a court case, good luck.
633
00:37:32,002 --> 00:37:33,253
Juries love me.
634
00:37:36,798 --> 00:37:38,133
Nice tight jacket.
635
00:37:38,842 --> 00:37:41,220
Oh, it... it's my brother's. It's, um…
636
00:37:42,471 --> 00:37:45,349
It's not actually mine. [grunts]
I'll just keep it on. [sighs]
637
00:37:45,432 --> 00:37:47,272
- Can I buy you a drink?
- No, no. You're okay.
638
00:37:47,351 --> 00:37:49,520
- I can buy my own, thanks. Thanks.
- Okay.
639
00:37:50,020 --> 00:37:53,190
Well, then can you get me one? I'm skint.
640
00:37:56,026 --> 00:37:57,152
What are you drinking?
641
00:37:57,903 --> 00:37:59,696
Gin and tonic, please. Double and slim.
642
00:38:00,572 --> 00:38:01,907
Save you washing up.
643
00:38:05,244 --> 00:38:06,286
Becka.
644
00:38:07,704 --> 00:38:08,704
Matt.
645
00:38:17,840 --> 00:38:19,383
My condolences, Mrs. Williams.
646
00:38:19,466 --> 00:38:21,176
Thomas Claffin, Claffin and Sons.
647
00:38:21,677 --> 00:38:24,137
We're handling John Paul's
life insurance policy.
648
00:38:24,221 --> 00:38:25,389
Insurance?
649
00:38:25,472 --> 00:38:27,933
[stammers] I haven't even looked
at the policy documents yet.
650
00:38:28,016 --> 00:38:30,894
Well, of course. Of course. No.
Thankfully, I'm just here to help.
651
00:38:30,978 --> 00:38:32,020
May I?
652
00:38:32,688 --> 00:38:35,691
Ooh, egg and onion?
It's like you knew I was coming.
653
00:38:36,775 --> 00:38:37,775
Did you?
654
00:38:38,277 --> 00:38:40,195
You've had some awful luck recently.
655
00:38:40,279 --> 00:38:41,280
And now this.
656
00:38:41,780 --> 00:38:45,117
It's just the icing on a...
On an awful, horrible cake.
657
00:38:45,784 --> 00:38:48,579
It must have been such a shock,
John Paul's accident.
658
00:38:49,162 --> 00:38:50,247
Well, of course it was.
659
00:38:50,330 --> 00:38:53,292
From any I had with him,
he never came across as a reckless man.
660
00:38:53,375 --> 00:38:55,752
- I'm sorry, is there a problem?
- No, no, no. No.
661
00:38:55,836 --> 00:38:56,837
Not really.
662
00:38:57,713 --> 00:38:59,590
Well, just a couple of questions.
663
00:39:00,215 --> 00:39:02,926
Before we pay out,
we need to go over a few details with you.
664
00:39:03,510 --> 00:39:04,595
[Grace] Details?
665
00:39:06,847 --> 00:39:08,727
Can I pop by tomorrow?
Would that be convenient?
666
00:39:09,808 --> 00:39:11,143
- Uh…
- Day after? You say.
667
00:39:11,226 --> 00:39:14,205
- Yes, but I... I... I'd need to...
- You've got a lot on your mind. Apologies.
668
00:39:14,229 --> 00:39:17,065
I'll give you a call. How about that?
We'll keep it casual.
669
00:39:19,568 --> 00:39:22,446
Oh, actually,
one quick question, Mrs. Williams,
670
00:39:22,529 --> 00:39:24,072
if you don't mind while I'm here.
671
00:39:25,449 --> 00:39:27,129
Where were you
the night your husband died?
672
00:39:28,118 --> 00:39:30,078
I know where John Paul was,
but where were you?
673
00:39:30,579 --> 00:39:31,705
I was with my sisters.
674
00:39:33,582 --> 00:39:35,334
Ah, right. Of course.
675
00:39:35,417 --> 00:39:37,294
Think I just met all of them.
Lively bunch.
676
00:39:38,253 --> 00:39:39,522
Well, let me get out of your hair.
677
00:39:39,546 --> 00:39:43,217
This is purely a courtesy visit
to a valued client at a difficult time,
678
00:39:43,300 --> 00:39:45,969
which I have taken up enough of, I'm sure.
I'm just going to, uh…
679
00:39:46,720 --> 00:39:48,138
You know, it's a long ride home.
680
00:39:48,722 --> 00:39:50,140
Have you a paper plate?
681
00:39:51,391 --> 00:39:52,476
Don't worry.
682
00:39:54,436 --> 00:39:55,479
Napkin.
683
00:39:57,356 --> 00:39:58,833
[Becka] You don't live around here though.
684
00:39:58,857 --> 00:40:00,651
Pretty sure I'd have spotted you.
685
00:40:01,276 --> 00:40:02,528
Well, I was in London.
686
00:40:02,611 --> 00:40:03,654
Ah, the Big Smoke.
687
00:40:03,737 --> 00:40:06,865
Yeah. Got back about a year ago.
688
00:40:08,408 --> 00:40:09,701
Shit, it was a year ago.
689
00:40:10,702 --> 00:40:12,037
Yeah. Time flies.
690
00:40:14,122 --> 00:40:15,249
What do you do for yourself?
691
00:40:16,124 --> 00:40:17,668
Well, I work with my brother.
692
00:40:17,751 --> 00:40:21,922
My half-brother.
Um, for the last... Well, since I got back.
693
00:40:22,005 --> 00:40:25,759
Uh, but, uh,
it's not my end goal sort of thing.
694
00:40:25,843 --> 00:40:27,386
I, uh, play bass.
695
00:40:27,469 --> 00:40:29,263
- Oh.
- Bass guitar.
696
00:40:29,346 --> 00:40:30,430
God.
697
00:40:30,931 --> 00:40:34,935
I had a band in London,
that's why I was there. But we broke up.
698
00:40:35,811 --> 00:40:37,354
Exile in Babylon.
699
00:40:39,648 --> 00:40:40,649
Exile in what?
700
00:40:41,233 --> 00:40:42,526
Exile in Babylon.
701
00:40:44,611 --> 00:40:45,946
What? What are you laughing at?
702
00:40:46,029 --> 00:40:47,656
Nothing. I'm just...
703
00:40:48,490 --> 00:40:51,118
I'm just picturing
all the black-and-white moody photographs
704
00:40:51,201 --> 00:40:53,871
in front of Notting Hill bong shops, like…
705
00:40:55,789 --> 00:40:57,165
So, why'd your band break up?
706
00:40:58,333 --> 00:40:59,626
Apart from the terrible name?
707
00:41:01,628 --> 00:41:02,629
Brexit.
708
00:41:05,090 --> 00:41:09,011
For what it's worth, bassists
are my favorite of all the rhythm section.
709
00:41:09,094 --> 00:41:11,638
Although I have dated more drummers,
in fairness.
710
00:41:12,472 --> 00:41:13,724
But that's just bad luck.
711
00:41:15,142 --> 00:41:16,582
But I'm always lucky in my bad luck.
712
00:41:17,311 --> 00:41:18,312
Is that right?
713
00:41:20,522 --> 00:41:21,565
No.
714
00:41:23,734 --> 00:41:24,818
Not really.
715
00:41:26,320 --> 00:41:27,654
Not anymore anyway.
716
00:41:29,865 --> 00:41:31,116
What is it you do yourself?
717
00:41:31,825 --> 00:41:33,410
I'm a massage therapist.
718
00:41:34,494 --> 00:41:38,165
I have my own business.
It's just… [sighs] It's just small, but…
719
00:41:43,337 --> 00:41:44,379
I have to go.
720
00:41:45,088 --> 00:41:47,007
Um, but listen.
721
00:41:48,300 --> 00:41:49,540
Why don't I give you a freebie?
722
00:41:51,094 --> 00:41:52,155
Make up for nearly killing you?
723
00:41:52,179 --> 00:41:55,015
- No, you're fine. Honestly.
- Oh, no. Come on. I... I... I'm good.
724
00:41:55,098 --> 00:41:57,184
I'm actually really good at what I do.
725
00:41:58,644 --> 00:41:59,770
Come here.
726
00:42:01,522 --> 00:42:02,898
You should get this fixed.
727
00:42:07,444 --> 00:42:08,570
There you go.
728
00:42:10,280 --> 00:42:11,490
Now we're connected.
729
00:42:27,923 --> 00:42:29,967
[phone rings]
730
00:42:35,514 --> 00:42:37,474
Can I get the, uh, same again, please?
731
00:42:37,558 --> 00:42:39,977
[radio announcer, indistinct]
732
00:42:40,060 --> 00:42:43,564
- [Thomas] You smell like a pub toilet.
- [Matt] Do I? Thought it was a kennel.
733
00:42:43,647 --> 00:42:46,733
[Thomas] Well, it's both now,
so congratulations.
734
00:42:52,656 --> 00:42:54,926
- What's your problem? Oh, grow up.
- That was mortifying earlier.
735
00:42:54,950 --> 00:42:56,869
No, no, don't talk to me like that.
736
00:42:57,870 --> 00:42:59,413
- What are you looking for?
- My pills.
737
00:42:59,496 --> 00:43:01,164
What pills? Why are you taking pills for?
738
00:43:01,248 --> 00:43:03,608
- You have no idea how bad things are.
- Well, then tell me!
739
00:43:09,298 --> 00:43:10,984
- I can't swallow, and it's...
- Would you just...
740
00:43:11,008 --> 00:43:14,052
Would you just pull over.
Pull over, for Christ's sake.
741
00:43:21,101 --> 00:43:24,062
[gags, grunts]
742
00:43:24,146 --> 00:43:25,939
I think you need to take some time off.
743
00:43:26,023 --> 00:43:27,024
[sighs]
744
00:43:31,028 --> 00:43:32,529
We're this close to bankruptcy.
745
00:43:34,281 --> 00:43:36,241
What? How? Dad never had any...
746
00:43:36,325 --> 00:43:39,077
Dad's accounting
wasn't one of his greatest talents, okay?
747
00:43:39,995 --> 00:43:42,331
If we have to pay out on this,
the business is finished.
748
00:43:42,414 --> 00:43:45,167
I'm telling you that right now.
We lose everything.
749
00:43:49,838 --> 00:43:51,381
My wife's bedridden.
750
00:43:52,341 --> 00:43:53,884
My first kid is weeks away.
751
00:43:53,967 --> 00:43:57,513
If she even gets that far.
I can't lose the business too.
752
00:43:58,472 --> 00:44:00,700
- I just can't lose the business.
- Hold on a minute. Hey.
753
00:44:00,724 --> 00:44:03,560
- Hey, that's not gonna happen.
- [scoffs, sighs]
754
00:44:03,644 --> 00:44:05,204
Right? 'Cause we won't let that happen.
755
00:44:07,689 --> 00:44:10,734
Look, if you think there's something
there to find, well, then we'll find it.
756
00:44:16,198 --> 00:44:17,241
Okay.
757
00:44:20,077 --> 00:44:21,161
Okay.
758
00:44:21,870 --> 00:44:22,913
Thanks.
759
00:44:31,004 --> 00:44:33,090
["Dreaming" playing]
760
00:44:39,096 --> 00:44:40,097
[sighs]
761
00:44:41,348 --> 00:44:43,976
[sniffs, clears throat]
762
00:44:49,022 --> 00:44:50,023
[Grace sighs]
763
00:44:50,691 --> 00:44:52,109
Jesus Christ!
764
00:44:52,192 --> 00:44:53,735
- [stammers] Sorry. Sorry.
- Grace!
765
00:44:54,361 --> 00:44:56,113
Oh, my God. I live on my own.
766
00:44:57,114 --> 00:44:58,591
People don't walk into my house uninvited
767
00:44:58,615 --> 00:45:00,701
unless they're planning
to do something bad to me.
768
00:45:00,784 --> 00:45:02,104
I'm sorry. I should have knocked.
769
00:45:03,662 --> 00:45:07,207
[sighs] Meals for one.
That's what's ahead of me too now.
770
00:45:07,791 --> 00:45:09,084
It's more fun than it looks.
771
00:45:10,127 --> 00:45:11,211
It's not.
772
00:45:15,132 --> 00:45:16,341
I did a stupid thing.
773
00:45:18,093 --> 00:45:19,136
What?
774
00:45:19,720 --> 00:45:23,473
That insurance detective
was asking me a load of questions earlier.
775
00:45:23,557 --> 00:45:26,351
He's not... He's...
He's not a detective, Grace.
776
00:45:26,435 --> 00:45:29,396
He's the insurance dick.
He's just a creep.
777
00:45:29,479 --> 00:45:32,983
He... He asked me where I was
the night John Paul died.
778
00:45:34,902 --> 00:45:36,195
I said I was with you.
779
00:45:37,529 --> 00:45:38,906
I said I was with my sisters.
780
00:45:41,450 --> 00:45:43,160
[chuckles] Why would...
781
00:45:43,869 --> 00:45:45,746
Uh, I'm... I'm just gonna turn the, uh…
782
00:45:48,373 --> 00:45:50,125
- [song stops]
- I don't know why I did it.
783
00:45:51,126 --> 00:45:53,003
I just panicked, I think. I... He...
784
00:45:53,795 --> 00:45:56,507
He made me feel really uncomfortable
and I just got worried.
785
00:45:57,216 --> 00:45:59,176
Does it mean I'm a suspect?
Am I a suspect?
786
00:45:59,259 --> 00:46:01,094
What do you mean?
What do you mean a suspect?
787
00:46:02,429 --> 00:46:06,058
It was... It was an accident. There...
I mean, there's no... there's no inquiry.
788
00:46:06,141 --> 00:46:07,702
- What do you mean?
- But I was on my own.
789
00:46:07,726 --> 00:46:10,604
There's nobody to confirm.
I was waiting for John Paul to come home.
790
00:46:10,687 --> 00:46:14,107
Grace! They're... They're insurance men
who don't want to pay out.
791
00:46:14,191 --> 00:46:16,068
That's all it is. I mean, come on. [sighs]
792
00:46:16,151 --> 00:46:17,319
Okay.
793
00:46:17,819 --> 00:46:20,489
But what if it jeopardizes the claim?
I mean, I can't afford to...
794
00:46:20,572 --> 00:46:23,158
[stammering] We'll back you up.
795
00:46:23,951 --> 00:46:27,287
We'll just say we were with you, you know.
It's not far from the truth, is it?
796
00:46:27,788 --> 00:46:29,988
We were planning to hang out
that day anyway. It's fine.
797
00:46:31,083 --> 00:46:32,584
It will be fine. Don't worry.
798
00:46:34,586 --> 00:46:37,172
- Oh, God, my mouth is so dry.
- No. Just... Sorry.
799
00:46:37,256 --> 00:46:39,842
Just... It's... It's just prosecco.
800
00:46:41,093 --> 00:46:43,428
With a bit of vodka.
I'm stopping tomorrow.
801
00:46:56,400 --> 00:46:57,401
Hey.
802
00:46:58,485 --> 00:46:59,903
We've got a problem.
803
00:47:00,612 --> 00:47:01,780
Yeah. Can you come round?
804
00:47:10,038 --> 00:47:11,081
[Ursula] Jesus.
805
00:47:11,582 --> 00:47:15,085
[Bibi] He's dead. He's in the ground.
He's Satan's problem now.
806
00:47:15,169 --> 00:47:16,795
She said she was with us?
807
00:47:16,879 --> 00:47:18,815
Yeah, she's just shone a light
on everything we did.
808
00:47:18,839 --> 00:47:20,215
So, it's our problem now.
809
00:47:20,299 --> 00:47:24,178
The prick is dead, and we've got
our sister back. That's all that matters.
810
00:47:24,261 --> 00:47:25,822
We can't let them
bring the police into this.
811
00:47:25,846 --> 00:47:28,599
The police? I've got three kids.
I can't go to prison.
812
00:47:28,682 --> 00:47:29,766
Just calm down.
813
00:47:30,601 --> 00:47:31,894
No one's going to prison.
814
00:47:31,977 --> 00:47:33,830
Oh, my God.
You look so much like Mam right now.
815
00:47:33,854 --> 00:47:36,231
Fuck's sake, Bibi.
We just all need to be on the same page.
816
00:47:37,649 --> 00:47:39,318
And we keep Grace out of this.
817
00:47:40,944 --> 00:47:42,321
She can't find out what we did.
818
00:47:47,659 --> 00:47:51,330
We just stay calm,
and we look out for each other.
819
00:47:53,207 --> 00:47:54,967
- Give me your hands.
- No. I'm not doing it.
820
00:47:55,042 --> 00:47:56,376
- Come on!
- Fuck's sake.
821
00:48:02,132 --> 00:48:04,384
We just look out for each other
like we always have.
822
00:48:06,261 --> 00:48:07,179
Right?
823
00:48:07,262 --> 00:48:08,263
Always.
824
00:48:08,347 --> 00:48:10,307
["Bringin' Home the Rain" playing]
825
00:48:10,331 --> 00:48:12,331
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