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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,150 --> 00:00:08,510 Previously, on "The Magicians"... 2 00:00:10,070 --> 00:00:12,250 Look, just go while you still have the chance. 3 00:00:12,260 --> 00:00:16,010 The Library controls the levels of ambient magic 4 00:00:16,010 --> 00:00:17,120 that flow through the pipes. 5 00:00:17,140 --> 00:00:19,030 This one has a leak. 6 00:00:21,050 --> 00:00:24,100 Well, what's my birthright, you scaly shit? 7 00:00:24,120 --> 00:00:25,610 It's the talking animals. 8 00:00:25,611 --> 00:00:27,100 They've all been struck dumb. 9 00:00:27,100 --> 00:00:28,070 So what is this? 10 00:00:28,080 --> 00:00:30,100 I saved your fucking life, bitch. 11 00:00:30,100 --> 00:00:33,070 Margo, are you okay? 12 00:00:33,090 --> 00:00:35,100 You're just a brown-nose sweater boy 13 00:00:35,110 --> 00:00:36,280 desperate to matter at all. 14 00:00:37,000 --> 00:00:39,090 The other me, Sam, did whatever 15 00:00:39,091 --> 00:00:41,280 she thought was right, regardless of what 16 00:00:40,060 --> 00:00:41,280 anybody else thought. 17 00:00:42,000 --> 00:00:43,000 This contract initiates 18 00:00:43,001 --> 00:00:45,085 our services in exchange for... - "Unlimited manual 19 00:00:45,086 --> 00:00:46,150 and magical labor"? 20 00:00:46,170 --> 00:00:47,250 "Bound in service to the Library 21 00:00:47,270 --> 00:00:50,000 up to and after my death"? 22 00:00:50,020 --> 00:00:50,280 Penny, where are you? 23 00:00:51,000 --> 00:00:52,090 I'm in the Underworld Library. 24 00:00:52,100 --> 00:00:54,030 If you stay down here, 25 00:00:54,040 --> 00:00:56,140 you've got an amazing destiny ahead of you. 26 00:01:20,010 --> 00:01:21,150 Uh, excuse me? 27 00:01:21,150 --> 00:01:22,210 Mr. Adiyodi? 28 00:01:22,230 --> 00:01:23,620 Come in. 29 00:01:23,621 --> 00:01:25,010 Have a seat. 30 00:01:25,010 --> 00:01:29,230 Is... Did I do something wrong? 31 00:01:29,230 --> 00:01:31,120 I called you in to talk about Matilda Fremont. 32 00:01:31,120 --> 00:01:34,135 You shelved her book yesterday under 33 00:01:34,136 --> 00:01:35,180 "Disappointing Prodigies"? 34 00:01:35,180 --> 00:01:37,120 Oh, right. 35 00:01:37,120 --> 00:01:38,605 Uh, mastered the flute at seven 36 00:01:38,606 --> 00:01:40,090 but became a mediocre poet. 37 00:01:40,100 --> 00:01:41,180 Unremarkable. 38 00:01:41,200 --> 00:01:43,120 Did you read her brother's book? 39 00:01:43,120 --> 00:01:45,000 She saved his life... Pulled him out 40 00:01:45,000 --> 00:01:46,240 of a self-destructive spiral, 41 00:01:46,250 --> 00:01:49,545 and he went on to become one of the world's 42 00:01:49,546 --> 00:01:51,060 greatest philanthropists. 43 00:01:51,070 --> 00:01:53,150 I wouldn't call that "unremarkable." 44 00:01:53,170 --> 00:01:55,060 Uh, okay. 45 00:01:55,060 --> 00:01:57,040 So is there section for, uh, 46 00:01:57,041 --> 00:01:59,020 "Sisters of Generous Men"? 47 00:02:00,120 --> 00:02:02,170 You've been in the Underworld branch, 48 00:02:02,180 --> 00:02:04,140 um, three weeks? 49 00:02:04,140 --> 00:02:06,180 - Well... - Yeah, when I died, all I cared about 50 00:02:06,180 --> 00:02:10,150 was getting back up there, and... and all this? 51 00:02:10,160 --> 00:02:14,115 I didn't think it mattered... Where a book goes, 52 00:02:14,116 --> 00:02:16,070 who reads it. 53 00:02:16,090 --> 00:02:18,210 - Those books I lent you, - you get a chance to read them? 54 00:02:18,220 --> 00:02:20,280 Of course. 55 00:02:21,000 --> 00:02:22,120 Well, I skimmed. 56 00:02:22,120 --> 00:02:23,220 How far did you get? 57 00:02:23,240 --> 00:02:25,190 Alice, uh, opened a pipe, 58 00:02:25,210 --> 00:02:28,000 accidentally helped blow up the Modesto branch, 59 00:02:28,020 --> 00:02:31,130 and Quentin played Pictionary with a mummy. 60 00:02:32,120 --> 00:02:33,190 Where would you file them? 61 00:02:33,210 --> 00:02:35,640 Quentin and Alice... "Star-Crossed Romances," 62 00:02:35,641 --> 00:02:39,170 probably, or "Well-Meaning Failures." 63 00:02:39,180 --> 00:02:41,210 What about the others? 64 00:02:41,210 --> 00:02:44,190 Oh... "Side Characters in Epic Quests." 65 00:02:44,210 --> 00:02:47,220 I'm a side character? - Look, no offense. 66 00:02:47,240 --> 00:02:50,240 It's just... Quentin's the center of the whole thing. 67 00:02:50,250 --> 00:02:52,250 He's the one that knows everybody. 68 00:02:52,270 --> 00:02:56,220 He's the one the little British girl picked to save the world. 69 00:02:56,240 --> 00:02:59,120 Or he's the one that looks like you. 70 00:02:59,130 --> 00:03:01,050 Not fair. 71 00:03:01,060 --> 00:03:03,250 Todd looks like me. He's not the center of shit. 72 00:03:03,270 --> 00:03:06,090 But he could be. 73 00:03:06,110 --> 00:03:08,145 All I'm saying is you think you've seen stories 74 00:03:08,146 --> 00:03:11,240 like this before, so you can guess 75 00:03:11,240 --> 00:03:14,240 what's going to happen... who's important and who isn't. 76 00:03:14,250 --> 00:03:17,250 But that's because you are trapped in your POV. 77 00:03:17,270 --> 00:03:20,170 You have a classic case of White Male Protagonism, 78 00:03:20,171 --> 00:03:24,280 Derek, and a Librarian simply can't have that. 79 00:03:25,000 --> 00:03:27,210 But that's why these books are so important. 80 00:03:27,210 --> 00:03:29,000 They're such a gift. 81 00:03:29,000 --> 00:03:31,090 They... they can allow you 82 00:03:31,091 --> 00:03:33,180 to see other points of view. 83 00:03:33,190 --> 00:03:36,030 And once you start seeing that, 84 00:03:36,050 --> 00:03:37,590 you'll find that the story 85 00:03:37,591 --> 00:03:40,120 doesn't end the way you think, and the most 86 00:03:40,121 --> 00:03:43,060 important characters aren't who you expect. 87 00:03:48,070 --> 00:03:50,170 Remember back before all the stuff in Modesto 88 00:03:50,180 --> 00:03:54,060 when Alice first escaped from the Library? 89 00:03:54,070 --> 00:03:55,210 Oh, dear. 90 00:03:55,210 --> 00:03:58,575 I'm telling you, I saw a reindeer-driven sleigh 91 00:03:58,576 --> 00:04:00,120 fly away. 92 00:04:00,130 --> 00:04:02,060 Alice and Nick are gone. 93 00:04:02,080 --> 00:04:03,150 This is not funny. 94 00:04:03,150 --> 00:04:07,060 I'm not laughing... now. 95 00:04:07,060 --> 00:04:09,000 I mean... Lets discuss next steps. 96 00:04:09,000 --> 00:04:10,090 Mm, we should wait for Everett. 97 00:04:10,110 --> 00:04:12,605 He'll know how to... - Oh, he'll agree with me 98 00:04:12,606 --> 00:04:15,120 when I say that Alice Quinn was your project. 99 00:04:15,120 --> 00:04:16,615 Holding her here was a mistake. 100 00:04:16,616 --> 00:04:18,110 We aren't jailers. 101 00:04:18,120 --> 00:04:20,060 What would you have done? 102 00:04:20,070 --> 00:04:22,120 Alice broke her deal with us. 103 00:04:22,130 --> 00:04:23,170 She tried to turn off all of magic. 104 00:04:23,180 --> 00:04:26,110 That has to have consequences. 105 00:04:26,120 --> 00:04:27,585 Our mission is to preserve 106 00:04:27,586 --> 00:04:29,050 the knowledge of magic. 107 00:04:29,060 --> 00:04:31,110 Alice Quinn is an existential threat 108 00:04:31,120 --> 00:04:32,260 to that knowledge. 109 00:04:32,270 --> 00:04:33,720 Are you suggesting that 110 00:04:33,721 --> 00:04:37,170 we should have killed her... And Santa Claus? 111 00:04:39,070 --> 00:04:40,655 I'm so sorry. 112 00:04:40,656 --> 00:04:42,240 It's not at all funny. 113 00:04:42,250 --> 00:04:45,150 Do you agree with Cyrus? 114 00:04:46,220 --> 00:04:48,250 I see. 115 00:04:48,260 --> 00:04:51,060 I admit, I took a personal interest 116 00:04:51,070 --> 00:04:53,270 in Alice's rehabilitation. 117 00:04:53,290 --> 00:04:55,250 Perhaps it biased me. 118 00:04:55,260 --> 00:04:57,060 You are correct. 119 00:04:57,060 --> 00:04:59,040 We are not jailers. 120 00:04:59,050 --> 00:05:01,070 Nor are we killers. 121 00:05:01,080 --> 00:05:04,190 So I'll ask again... what would you have us do? 122 00:05:04,200 --> 00:05:06,170 "Protect the flame of knowledge 123 00:05:06,180 --> 00:05:08,170 no matter the cost." 124 00:05:08,180 --> 00:05:11,070 I believe that's how the old motto goes. 125 00:05:11,080 --> 00:05:12,120 Everett. 126 00:05:12,120 --> 00:05:13,230 Sorry I was delayed. 127 00:05:13,240 --> 00:05:15,190 The renovation of our Rome branch 128 00:05:15,200 --> 00:05:16,290 ran into some difficulties. 129 00:05:17,000 --> 00:05:18,220 Have you been briefed on Alice? 130 00:05:18,230 --> 00:05:20,080 I agree with Zelda. 131 00:05:20,100 --> 00:05:23,140 We are an order of scholars, not assassins. 132 00:05:23,160 --> 00:05:26,100 So what is the scholarly solution? 133 00:05:26,110 --> 00:05:27,080 Read their books. 134 00:05:27,100 --> 00:05:28,260 Learn their intentions. 135 00:05:28,270 --> 00:05:32,010 We agreed not to breach privacy unless there was 136 00:05:30,140 --> 00:05:32,010 no other option. 137 00:05:32,020 --> 00:05:34,090 What's the other option? 138 00:05:36,100 --> 00:05:37,240 Uh, okay. 139 00:05:37,250 --> 00:05:40,020 Well, Nick's book has been taken 140 00:05:40,040 --> 00:05:42,180 and presumably destroyed, but Alice's is still 141 00:05:42,181 --> 00:05:45,270 in the Revision Room having the ending put in. 142 00:05:45,290 --> 00:05:47,060 Which will take days, 143 00:05:47,060 --> 00:05:49,120 and if she and Nick split up, we'll lose them. 144 00:05:49,130 --> 00:05:51,120 There might be another way. 145 00:05:51,130 --> 00:05:53,100 Tracking devices. 146 00:05:53,110 --> 00:05:55,250 Eventually, they'll go somewhere for help. 147 00:05:55,250 --> 00:05:58,290 There isn't enough ambient to keep either of them 148 00:05:57,010 --> 00:05:58,290 happy long, 149 00:05:59,000 --> 00:06:01,130 so disperse a Searcher widely and... 150 00:06:01,140 --> 00:06:03,180 Disperse to whom, though? 151 00:06:03,180 --> 00:06:05,140 I find it unlikely that Alice or Nick 152 00:06:05,160 --> 00:06:07,240 will run into the hands of card-carrying Magicians. 153 00:06:07,250 --> 00:06:08,635 They'll go underground. 154 00:06:08,636 --> 00:06:10,020 Yes. 155 00:06:10,040 --> 00:06:11,180 Where the hedge witches are. 156 00:06:11,190 --> 00:06:13,250 And the hedge witches don't trust us. 157 00:06:13,250 --> 00:06:15,000 We'll never get them to accept... 158 00:06:15,010 --> 00:06:17,600 If we do what I'm thinking, they'll take them 159 00:06:17,601 --> 00:06:19,100 without ever knowing. 160 00:06:21,000 --> 00:06:23,180 Fine. Trackers. 161 00:06:23,190 --> 00:06:26,135 And once Alice's book is back, if we can verify 162 00:06:26,136 --> 00:06:29,240 she's no longer a threat, there'd be no need 163 00:06:27,140 --> 00:06:29,240 for further corrective action. 164 00:06:29,250 --> 00:06:31,100 Agreed? 165 00:06:35,000 --> 00:06:36,180 All in favor? 166 00:06:42,200 --> 00:06:44,250 Hmm. 167 00:06:44,260 --> 00:06:47,040 You seem troubled. 168 00:06:48,180 --> 00:06:50,250 Thank you, but I'm fine. 169 00:06:50,250 --> 00:06:53,150 I understand. 170 00:06:53,170 --> 00:06:56,190 I see something of Harriet in Alice, too. 171 00:06:56,200 --> 00:06:58,120 I wish you'd given yourself some real time 172 00:06:58,120 --> 00:07:00,000 to grieve your daughter. 173 00:07:00,010 --> 00:07:01,125 Leave of absence, even. 174 00:07:01,126 --> 00:07:02,240 No, I'm... 175 00:07:07,220 --> 00:07:08,230 Uh, I'm sorry. 176 00:07:13,290 --> 00:07:16,000 Zelda. 177 00:07:16,010 --> 00:07:19,200 I thought I heard something. 178 00:07:19,220 --> 00:07:22,050 Excuse me, I have a meeting. 179 00:07:27,220 --> 00:07:35,220 So you're telling me the Head Librarian, 180 00:07:37,020 --> 00:07:39,150 a member of the Governing Council of the Order, 181 00:07:39,170 --> 00:07:41,060 is having a nervous breakdown? 182 00:07:41,060 --> 00:07:42,260 Trust me, just 'cause she's seeing shit 183 00:07:42,270 --> 00:07:44,120 that no one else sees doesn't mean it isn't 184 00:07:44,120 --> 00:07:45,180 really there. 185 00:07:45,190 --> 00:07:47,260 - Uh, then we got to get - a message to this Everett guy. 186 00:07:47,270 --> 00:07:49,060 He's in charge, right? 187 00:07:49,070 --> 00:07:50,070 Can't. 188 00:07:50,090 --> 00:07:51,150 What do you mean? 189 00:07:51,170 --> 00:07:53,250 There's a dragon that connects the Underworld 190 00:07:52,250 --> 00:07:53,250 to the Neitherlands. 191 00:07:53,260 --> 00:07:55,270 We just take a note, and we shove it up his... 192 00:07:55,290 --> 00:07:59,010 Not how that works. 193 00:07:59,020 --> 00:08:02,130 Look, being down here... You mean being dead? 194 00:08:02,140 --> 00:08:04,260 It gives you a new perspective. 195 00:08:04,270 --> 00:08:06,180 There's shit we know is going to happen 196 00:08:06,180 --> 00:08:09,120 that people up there would give anything to stop. 197 00:08:09,120 --> 00:08:11,120 But we can see the bigger picture. 198 00:08:11,130 --> 00:08:13,180 It's not our job to stop the living 199 00:08:13,190 --> 00:08:15,000 from doing what they do. 200 00:08:15,000 --> 00:08:17,200 It's our job to appreciate their full life. 201 00:08:17,220 --> 00:08:21,170 We see but do not intervene... 202 00:08:21,180 --> 00:08:23,240 for a lot of good reasons. 203 00:08:23,250 --> 00:08:25,130 I can see this is wigging you out. 204 00:08:25,140 --> 00:08:28,160 Let's start with an easier one. 205 00:08:28,170 --> 00:08:31,230 Well, what's my Birthright, you scaly shit? 206 00:08:31,240 --> 00:08:35,020 Wait... I read this one last week. 207 00:08:35,030 --> 00:08:38,230 High King of Fillory gets mad 208 00:08:38,230 --> 00:08:40,620 at, uh, the alpaca lady, uh, to bring back 209 00:08:40,621 --> 00:08:43,000 the talking animals' voices. 210 00:08:43,010 --> 00:08:44,210 You read Margo's story. 211 00:08:44,220 --> 00:08:46,270 This one is not about her. 212 00:08:46,280 --> 00:08:50,020 Well, what's my Birthright, you scaly shit? 213 00:08:52,200 --> 00:08:54,140 Oh, hi, there. 214 00:08:54,150 --> 00:08:57,030 Do you have a message, or...? 215 00:09:01,230 --> 00:09:03,050 Oh! 216 00:09:03,070 --> 00:09:05,070 Okay, it was a dream. 217 00:09:05,080 --> 00:09:06,260 Just keep reading. 218 00:09:06,270 --> 00:09:10,200 Well, what's my Birthright, you scaly shit? 219 00:09:12,040 --> 00:09:14,000 It's the talking animals. 220 00:09:14,010 --> 00:09:17,200 They've all been struck dumb. 221 00:09:17,210 --> 00:09:20,070 Well, shit. 222 00:09:20,080 --> 00:09:22,160 All right, Fen, I think I will do a ritual. 223 00:09:22,170 --> 00:09:24,120 Earth specialty... the Sleep of Solitude. 224 00:09:24,120 --> 00:09:25,655 I pop an Ambien, everyone 225 00:09:25,656 --> 00:09:27,190 leaves me alone till noon. 226 00:09:27,200 --> 00:09:29,210 That'll be perfect. 227 00:09:32,030 --> 00:09:35,000 Rafe, last night I had the strangest dream. 228 00:09:35,000 --> 00:09:38,000 There were these bunnies with their throats... 229 00:09:38,000 --> 00:09:39,200 You know what? 230 00:09:39,210 --> 00:09:42,230 I think I projected the talking animals going mute. 231 00:09:42,240 --> 00:09:45,200 Okay, I think I'm starting to get the point 232 00:09:43,250 --> 00:09:45,200 of these stories. 233 00:09:45,210 --> 00:09:47,200 All women are just one emotional crisis away 234 00:09:47,210 --> 00:09:48,250 from a psychotic break. 235 00:09:48,250 --> 00:09:50,000 Jesus, no. 236 00:09:50,000 --> 00:09:53,000 Whoa, you can't say stuff like that anymore. 237 00:09:53,000 --> 00:09:54,080 What, in the afterlife? 238 00:09:54,090 --> 00:09:56,250 Anywhere. 239 00:09:56,250 --> 00:10:00,200 Do you remember what Kady was doing at this time? 240 00:10:00,210 --> 00:10:02,210 Didn't she just kind of peace out 241 00:10:02,220 --> 00:10:04,250 after the Library Dewey coin heist? 242 00:10:04,260 --> 00:10:06,050 Not exactly. 243 00:10:06,070 --> 00:10:08,160 See, while the others were busy bleeding a stone 244 00:10:08,170 --> 00:10:11,000 to stop the monster, Kady... 245 00:10:11,010 --> 00:10:14,070 was busy doing something else. 246 00:10:14,080 --> 00:10:16,030 Iris could have at least left us 247 00:10:16,040 --> 00:10:18,050 a stone-bleeding how-to or something. 248 00:10:18,070 --> 00:10:21,000 Yeah, I hear what you're saying, Q. 249 00:10:22,090 --> 00:10:23,185 Hey. 250 00:10:23,186 --> 00:10:24,280 Don't mind me. 251 00:10:29,260 --> 00:10:32,050 Uh, I'll go check those other books. 252 00:10:32,070 --> 00:10:34,070 The books in, uh, Marina's library, 253 00:10:34,080 --> 00:10:37,190 'cause, uh, yep, that's got to be where they are. 254 00:10:39,190 --> 00:10:41,070 Hey. 255 00:10:41,080 --> 00:10:43,010 Haven't seen you in a while. 256 00:10:43,020 --> 00:10:45,280 There was some stuff I had to do. 257 00:10:46,000 --> 00:10:49,040 Stuff I should be worried about? 258 00:10:49,050 --> 00:10:50,260 I'm clean. 259 00:10:50,270 --> 00:10:53,030 Good. 260 00:10:56,000 --> 00:10:57,110 Who's this? 261 00:10:57,120 --> 00:10:58,210 Five weeks ago, her dad picked her up 262 00:10:58,220 --> 00:11:01,000 from school and disappeared... 263 00:11:01,000 --> 00:11:02,270 Custody fight with her mom. 264 00:11:02,280 --> 00:11:06,100 Locator spell and a few bruised knuckles later, 265 00:11:06,110 --> 00:11:07,270 she's home. 266 00:11:07,280 --> 00:11:09,200 "Five weeks ago" 267 00:11:09,200 --> 00:11:12,040 as in when you were "Detective Sam Cunningham"? 268 00:11:12,050 --> 00:11:13,150 You're solving her old case files? 269 00:11:13,160 --> 00:11:17,270 All right, look... you lived as Kim for months. 270 00:11:17,280 --> 00:11:20,030 The moment you got your memory back, you just... 271 00:11:20,040 --> 00:11:23,190 You dropped it like it never happened. 272 00:11:23,200 --> 00:11:26,230 I-I can't. 273 00:11:26,240 --> 00:11:28,170 I can't go back to being a sidekick. 274 00:11:28,190 --> 00:11:29,210 - You're not a sidekick. - Come on. 275 00:11:29,220 --> 00:11:33,070 I'm only in this group at all because of Penny. 276 00:11:33,080 --> 00:11:35,030 That's not true. 277 00:11:35,040 --> 00:11:37,030 You and me... - We're friends, yeah. 278 00:11:37,040 --> 00:11:40,010 And then we weren't, and now we're what... 279 00:11:40,020 --> 00:11:41,240 I don't know, whatever you call it when... 280 00:11:41,250 --> 00:11:44,230 you have a lot of history that made you 281 00:11:44,231 --> 00:11:46,210 two very different people. 282 00:11:46,220 --> 00:11:49,110 I need my own path, Jules. 283 00:11:50,250 --> 00:11:53,000 I want my life to feel like it's about me. 284 00:11:53,000 --> 00:11:54,270 No, I get that. 285 00:11:54,280 --> 00:11:56,200 And I am all for your personal growth. 286 00:11:56,210 --> 00:11:59,120 It's just that we're... you know, we're kind of 287 00:11:58,040 --> 00:11:59,120 under the gun here. 288 00:11:59,130 --> 00:12:00,600 You're under my roof, 289 00:12:00,601 --> 00:12:02,070 hidden from the McAllistairs 290 00:12:02,080 --> 00:12:04,090 and the Library because I took 291 00:12:02,080 --> 00:12:05,250 this place from Marina when everyone else wanted 292 00:12:05,250 --> 00:12:08,040 to hand her nuclear launch codes. 293 00:12:10,030 --> 00:12:14,000 Look, I'll help, of course... 294 00:12:14,010 --> 00:12:17,250 when I can, in my way. 295 00:12:17,260 --> 00:12:20,120 But for now... Sam left a few loose ends 296 00:12:20,120 --> 00:12:23,010 I need to tie up. 297 00:12:32,010 --> 00:12:33,110 You're not my Postmate. 298 00:12:33,120 --> 00:12:35,070 I am the Baba Yaga. 299 00:12:35,080 --> 00:12:38,250 You live on my property under my protection, 300 00:12:38,250 --> 00:12:41,050 and your rent is due. 301 00:12:41,070 --> 00:12:45,040 Okay, well, this isn't exactly my place. 302 00:12:45,050 --> 00:12:47,050 Well, you're here now, 303 00:12:47,070 --> 00:12:50,090 and the list is clearly posted on the premises. 304 00:12:50,100 --> 00:12:53,000 Wait, Marina's weird grocery list on the fridge? 305 00:12:53,000 --> 00:12:54,070 It is not weird. 306 00:12:54,080 --> 00:12:56,040 You are weird. 307 00:12:56,050 --> 00:12:59,120 You reek of nondairy creamer and despair. 308 00:13:01,090 --> 00:13:03,090 Okay, look, I don't have whatever it is 309 00:13:03,090 --> 00:13:05,000 that you're looking for. 310 00:13:05,010 --> 00:13:07,070 One Webster's Weeping Healer, 311 00:13:07,080 --> 00:13:09,210 one Totem of the Plump Pelican, 312 00:13:09,220 --> 00:13:11,220 and one Bag of Holding. 313 00:13:11,230 --> 00:13:14,070 Pay what is owed in two days' time 314 00:13:14,080 --> 00:13:17,100 or wish I boiled you alive. 315 00:13:17,110 --> 00:13:19,000 The wench will explain. 316 00:13:19,000 --> 00:13:20,110 What? 317 00:13:27,090 --> 00:13:29,250 Holy shit, you have to pay her. 318 00:13:29,260 --> 00:13:31,080 - "Her"? - You mean you. 319 00:13:31,090 --> 00:13:32,250 Okay, what the fuck is happening? 320 00:13:32,260 --> 00:13:34,070 I'm Bailey. 321 00:13:34,080 --> 00:13:35,120 Sorry about the Baba Yaga. 322 00:13:35,130 --> 00:13:38,070 She can be a little... The Baba's the spirit 323 00:13:38,071 --> 00:13:40,105 of a vengeful Slavic witch I channel when I need 324 00:13:40,106 --> 00:13:43,040 to collect rent or deal with a chatty Uber driver. 325 00:13:43,050 --> 00:13:45,050 So if you don't want to be her next meal, 326 00:13:45,070 --> 00:13:46,270 you should give her what she wants. 327 00:13:46,280 --> 00:13:48,100 Ooh, stressful. 328 00:13:48,110 --> 00:13:52,240 Where am I supposed to find... Wait a minute. 329 00:13:52,250 --> 00:13:57,000 Is the... The Totem of the Plump Pelican. 330 00:13:57,250 --> 00:13:59,000 Wait, this thing? 331 00:13:59,010 --> 00:14:00,160 Oh, yeah, that's it. 332 00:14:00,170 --> 00:14:01,225 Oh. 333 00:14:01,226 --> 00:14:02,280 Marina must have found it. 334 00:14:03,000 --> 00:14:04,120 I just thought it was some ugly paperweight. 335 00:14:04,120 --> 00:14:06,080 Shh, don't insult it. 336 00:14:06,090 --> 00:14:07,280 It reacts. 337 00:14:08,000 --> 00:14:10,070 So two more to go. 338 00:14:10,080 --> 00:14:11,280 Oh, shit. 339 00:14:12,000 --> 00:14:13,020 She's coming back. 340 00:14:16,100 --> 00:14:17,280 Pay me what is owed, 341 00:14:18,000 --> 00:14:20,260 or I will boil your marrow into soup, peasant. 342 00:14:22,250 --> 00:14:24,090 See you Thursday. 343 00:14:35,260 --> 00:14:38,000 I'm looking for a guy called "Lovelady." 344 00:14:38,000 --> 00:14:41,110 Heard he has office hours here. 345 00:14:47,000 --> 00:14:48,090 What is this? 346 00:14:48,100 --> 00:14:49,160 Some kind of flashlight spell? 347 00:14:49,170 --> 00:14:52,090 Isik. 348 00:15:01,000 --> 00:15:02,170 - Jesus. - Whoa! 349 00:15:02,190 --> 00:15:04,050 Satisfied? 350 00:15:04,070 --> 00:15:06,000 What the hell was that? 351 00:15:06,010 --> 00:15:07,240 I never want to see the floor of a bar that bright. 352 00:15:07,250 --> 00:15:09,000 Pete? 353 00:15:09,010 --> 00:15:11,270 Wait, you're Lovelady? 354 00:15:11,280 --> 00:15:13,190 Oh, shit. 355 00:15:13,200 --> 00:15:15,050 Kady. 356 00:15:15,070 --> 00:15:16,250 It's been a while. 357 00:15:16,260 --> 00:15:19,150 Last time I saw you, you were with Marina. 358 00:15:19,160 --> 00:15:20,280 Mm. 359 00:15:21,000 --> 00:15:22,110 - We parted ways. - It was mutual. 360 00:15:22,120 --> 00:15:24,090 Mm, I'm sure. 361 00:15:26,070 --> 00:15:27,160 So "Lovelady," huh? 362 00:15:27,161 --> 00:15:28,250 It's a title. 363 00:15:28,250 --> 00:15:30,620 When one guy's done with it, he passes it on 364 00:15:30,621 --> 00:15:32,000 to the next guy, kind of like 365 00:15:32,000 --> 00:15:33,120 "Dread Pirate Roberts" 366 00:15:33,130 --> 00:15:34,190 or "Senator." 367 00:15:34,200 --> 00:15:37,160 That's not how Senators work. 368 00:15:37,170 --> 00:15:39,130 Whatever. 369 00:15:39,140 --> 00:15:42,155 The guy who was "Lovelady before me is an Earl 370 00:15:42,156 --> 00:15:43,220 with a private island. 371 00:15:43,230 --> 00:15:45,130 People respect the shit out of me. 372 00:15:45,140 --> 00:15:46,620 It's a great sign when 373 00:15:46,621 --> 00:15:48,100 you have to tell people that. 374 00:15:48,110 --> 00:15:52,170 Did you come here looking for my help or...? 375 00:15:52,190 --> 00:15:54,280 Sorry. 376 00:15:56,170 --> 00:16:00,010 Here's a list. 377 00:16:00,020 --> 00:16:01,190 I heard you can find things. 378 00:16:01,200 --> 00:16:03,280 Interesting stuff. 379 00:16:04,000 --> 00:16:04,270 Specific. 380 00:16:04,280 --> 00:16:07,070 Landlord issue. 381 00:16:07,080 --> 00:16:08,080 Have you considered moving? 382 00:16:08,090 --> 00:16:11,020 The place has special features. 383 00:16:11,030 --> 00:16:13,080 It just turns out it's courtesy of a-a witch... 384 00:16:13,090 --> 00:16:15,050 Uh, Baba-something. 385 00:16:15,070 --> 00:16:16,270 You mean the Baba Yaga? 386 00:16:16,280 --> 00:16:18,010 You know her? 387 00:16:18,020 --> 00:16:20,120 Just by reputation. 388 00:16:20,130 --> 00:16:24,180 Hey, if I help you, in lieu of my usual fee, 389 00:16:24,181 --> 00:16:26,170 I want you to introduce me. 390 00:16:26,190 --> 00:16:28,095 Not sure she's your type. 391 00:16:28,096 --> 00:16:30,000 She's got great taste. 392 00:16:30,010 --> 00:16:34,090 This could open up a whole new avenue for me. 393 00:16:34,100 --> 00:16:35,270 Yeah, fine, whatever. 394 00:16:35,280 --> 00:16:38,200 You'll help? 395 00:16:38,210 --> 00:16:40,020 One more thing. 396 00:16:40,030 --> 00:16:42,170 Um, do you still see Julia? 397 00:16:42,190 --> 00:16:44,210 Don't be a creep, Pete. 398 00:16:44,220 --> 00:16:46,200 Where are we going? 399 00:16:48,120 --> 00:16:50,090 Black Market. 400 00:16:50,100 --> 00:16:53,130 So Kady's moved on. 401 00:16:53,140 --> 00:16:56,050 I mean, not with Pete, just... 402 00:16:56,070 --> 00:17:00,120 I know what you mean, and I'm happy for her. 403 00:17:00,130 --> 00:17:02,130 You don't look happy. 404 00:17:02,140 --> 00:17:05,030 So is there some sort of connection 405 00:17:05,040 --> 00:17:08,100 I'm supposed to be seeing between Kady, 406 00:17:08,110 --> 00:17:12,140 Zelda, Fen... - You'll see. 407 00:17:12,150 --> 00:17:14,100 Alice's book had been revised, 408 00:17:14,110 --> 00:17:18,040 but Alice had changed the ending. 409 00:17:18,050 --> 00:17:19,050 Well? 410 00:17:19,051 --> 00:17:21,100 Apparently, Alice feels magic has caused her 411 00:17:21,101 --> 00:17:22,140 nothing but trouble. 412 00:17:22,150 --> 00:17:24,185 She goes on to live out an entirely civilian life 413 00:17:24,186 --> 00:17:25,220 in Portland. 414 00:17:25,230 --> 00:17:28,070 She just got a job at a craft brewery, 415 00:17:28,080 --> 00:17:29,220 and a Shih Tzu. 416 00:17:29,230 --> 00:17:31,150 You look a little surprised. 417 00:17:31,160 --> 00:17:33,150 Does that not sound like her? 418 00:17:33,160 --> 00:17:36,090 The choice is unexpected, but... 419 00:17:36,100 --> 00:17:37,650 wouldn't be the first time 420 00:17:37,651 --> 00:17:39,200 she walked away from magic. 421 00:17:39,210 --> 00:17:41,150 Great, then. 422 00:17:41,160 --> 00:17:44,230 Nick is still at large, so we'll keep our trackers 423 00:17:44,230 --> 00:17:47,180 in circulation, but I think we can close 424 00:17:44,240 --> 00:17:47,180 the book on Alice Quinn. 425 00:17:47,190 --> 00:17:50,720 It's funny... I'd always thought 426 00:17:50,721 --> 00:17:52,190 she was a cat person. 427 00:17:54,060 --> 00:17:55,145 Never seen her before. 428 00:17:55,146 --> 00:17:56,230 Sorry. 429 00:17:56,240 --> 00:17:59,100 She would be a new hire. 430 00:17:59,110 --> 00:18:01,160 We're not hiring right now. 431 00:18:01,170 --> 00:18:03,150 In fact, we've had to let some people go. 432 00:18:03,160 --> 00:18:06,010 Designer hops are getting expensive. 433 00:18:12,170 --> 00:18:14,100 Well? 434 00:18:14,110 --> 00:18:17,030 Alice is inside, as her book said. 435 00:18:17,040 --> 00:18:18,525 Hmm. 436 00:18:18,526 --> 00:18:20,010 Good riddance, book tart. 437 00:18:20,020 --> 00:18:22,170 Let's go get some doughnuts. 438 00:18:26,240 --> 00:18:28,200 This is the Black Market? 439 00:18:28,210 --> 00:18:30,210 It's so... - Normal? 440 00:18:30,220 --> 00:18:32,140 - Yeah. - Exactly. 441 00:18:32,150 --> 00:18:35,040 You'd be surprised what you can find in here. 442 00:18:35,050 --> 00:18:36,260 Even Deweys. 443 00:18:36,270 --> 00:18:38,220 - Wait, I thought you had to - have a Library card for that? 444 00:18:38,230 --> 00:18:41,030 Yeah, well, the Library should know better 445 00:18:41,040 --> 00:18:43,070 than to give unlimited black cards 446 00:18:43,080 --> 00:18:45,120 to rich druggie dickbags that trade them in 447 00:18:45,121 --> 00:18:46,150 for lap dances. 448 00:18:46,160 --> 00:18:48,110 Oh, so you give lap dances, huh? 449 00:18:48,130 --> 00:18:51,060 Selectively. 450 00:18:51,070 --> 00:18:53,170 Okay, so that is Whitley. 451 00:18:53,180 --> 00:18:55,050 If she does not have a Bag of Holding, 452 00:18:55,060 --> 00:18:56,200 she'll have a line on one. 453 00:18:56,210 --> 00:18:57,260 What, you're not gonna introduce me? 454 00:18:57,270 --> 00:19:00,190 Well, I may have had sex with her 455 00:19:00,200 --> 00:19:02,020 and never called her again. 456 00:19:02,030 --> 00:19:04,020 Classy. 457 00:19:04,030 --> 00:19:07,130 Hey, I'm looking for a Bag of Holding... 458 00:19:07,140 --> 00:19:09,180 whatever that is. 459 00:19:09,190 --> 00:19:11,180 - It's a "Doctor Who" - kind of thing. 460 00:19:11,190 --> 00:19:13,080 A bag that's bigger on the inside. 461 00:19:13,090 --> 00:19:15,070 Actually, it's a D&D thing. 462 00:19:15,080 --> 00:19:16,180 Yeah, I don't do nerd shit. 463 00:19:16,190 --> 00:19:19,620 Expensive taste for someone who doesn't know 464 00:19:19,621 --> 00:19:21,190 what they're asking for. 465 00:19:21,200 --> 00:19:24,130 I can pay. 466 00:19:24,140 --> 00:19:28,130 Charisma Cufflinks... for a Bag of Holding? 467 00:19:28,140 --> 00:19:31,080 Come back when you're serious. 468 00:19:34,080 --> 00:19:41,140 Kraken tentacles... Helps build muscle. 469 00:19:41,150 --> 00:19:43,050 I'm paleo. 470 00:19:43,060 --> 00:19:45,230 Cavemen didn't eat kraken, so I don't eat kraken. 471 00:19:45,240 --> 00:19:50,130 What'll you give me for these? 472 00:19:59,200 --> 00:20:01,110 Aleister Crowley's ashes. 473 00:20:01,130 --> 00:20:03,090 - Mm-hmm. - Not bad. 474 00:20:03,100 --> 00:20:05,200 Worth a Bag of Holding? 475 00:20:11,110 --> 00:20:13,250 Thanks. 476 00:20:15,220 --> 00:20:17,090 What the hell, Pete? 477 00:20:17,100 --> 00:20:19,070 I searched the whole goddamn market for you. 478 00:20:19,080 --> 00:20:21,080 Kady, great news. 479 00:20:21,090 --> 00:20:22,090 I found Gordy. 480 00:20:22,100 --> 00:20:25,100 Gordy's my, um... He's great. 481 00:20:25,100 --> 00:20:27,150 Hi, Kaitlin. 482 00:20:27,160 --> 00:20:28,200 Kady. 483 00:20:28,210 --> 00:20:31,250 You were supposed to be looking for the Webster's 484 00:20:31,251 --> 00:20:34,150 Weeping Whatever, not getting wasted. 485 00:20:34,160 --> 00:20:36,170 ¿Por qué no los dos, mamacita? 486 00:20:36,180 --> 00:20:40,080 I'll have you know Gordy is a doctor. 487 00:20:40,090 --> 00:20:42,250 - Well... - For animals. 488 00:20:42,260 --> 00:20:45,050 You know, for dogs and cats. 489 00:20:45,060 --> 00:20:46,210 Don't sell yourself short, all right? 490 00:20:46,220 --> 00:20:47,250 - That's a real doctor. - Ok... shh, shh, shh. 491 00:20:47,260 --> 00:20:49,210 Not helpful. 492 00:20:49,220 --> 00:20:52,250 Yes, helpful, because Gordy knows 493 00:20:52,260 --> 00:20:55,160 where to get that thing that you're looking for. 494 00:20:55,170 --> 00:20:56,650 The thing. The creepy doll 495 00:20:56,651 --> 00:20:58,130 that cries healing tears. 496 00:20:58,140 --> 00:21:00,190 Webster's Weeping Healer. 497 00:21:00,200 --> 00:21:03,210 Got a buddy, Duke... exotic-bird guy. 498 00:21:03,220 --> 00:21:07,070 So his cockatoo caught bumblefoot... Okay, shh. 499 00:21:07,080 --> 00:21:08,160 Duke has the doll? 500 00:21:08,170 --> 00:21:10,000 Well, yeah. 501 00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:11,270 Okay, where can I find him? 502 00:21:16,180 --> 00:21:17,590 Hello? 503 00:21:17,591 --> 00:21:19,000 Anybody there? 504 00:21:22,180 --> 00:21:25,130 I'm guessing no one's home. 505 00:21:31,270 --> 00:21:34,130 Well, that explains it. 506 00:21:38,260 --> 00:21:39,250 No sign of blunt-force trauma 507 00:21:39,150 --> 00:21:40,150 or defensive wounds. 508 00:21:41,260 --> 00:21:43,190 Doesn't look like foul play. 509 00:21:43,200 --> 00:21:45,190 Okay, Mariska Hargitay. 510 00:21:45,200 --> 00:21:48,230 Just find the doll, will you? 511 00:22:01,180 --> 00:22:04,140 No, bad touch! 512 00:22:04,150 --> 00:22:06,230 Get off! 513 00:22:06,240 --> 00:22:08,140 God, I hate this place. 514 00:22:08,150 --> 00:22:11,190 But... found the doll. 515 00:22:11,200 --> 00:22:13,080 Ugh. 516 00:22:13,090 --> 00:22:15,685 Healing tears or no, I would not keep this thing 517 00:22:15,686 --> 00:22:17,140 in my house. 518 00:22:19,270 --> 00:22:21,170 Really, Pete? 519 00:22:21,180 --> 00:22:23,170 - What? - He's not using it. 520 00:22:23,180 --> 00:22:25,250 You're disgusting. 521 00:22:35,150 --> 00:22:40,705 Oh, my God! 522 00:22:40,706 --> 00:22:42,160 Oh, my God. 523 00:22:47,180 --> 00:22:48,210 Jesus, Fen! 524 00:22:48,220 --> 00:22:51,000 Why the hell are you lurking in a dark pantry? 525 00:22:51,010 --> 00:22:52,160 Waiting for you. 526 00:22:52,170 --> 00:22:54,240 - Your soufflé fell. - You're gonna bake a new one. 527 00:22:54,250 --> 00:22:57,140 - How did you... - Dreamt it. 528 00:22:59,000 --> 00:23:00,570 You're worried Margo is gonna 529 00:23:00,571 --> 00:23:02,140 blow talks with Lady Pike. 530 00:23:02,150 --> 00:23:05,230 Wait, again with the alpaca lady? 531 00:23:05,240 --> 00:23:07,090 Sorry. 532 00:23:07,100 --> 00:23:09,130 Uh, some of these pages are out of order. 533 00:23:09,140 --> 00:23:11,100 Just keep reading. 534 00:23:11,110 --> 00:23:12,180 But really, you're worried that you and she have 535 00:23:12,190 --> 00:23:14,170 a true connection and you're going to screw it up, 536 00:23:14,180 --> 00:23:15,250 so you're stress-baking. 537 00:23:15,260 --> 00:23:17,190 Okay, ouch. 538 00:23:17,200 --> 00:23:20,160 And that's a weirdly specific and accurate dream. 539 00:23:20,170 --> 00:23:22,000 I also dreamt of dancing ears of corn, 540 00:23:22,010 --> 00:23:24,090 and then the farmers reported a surplus. 541 00:23:24,100 --> 00:23:26,010 I dreamt about what Tick really does 542 00:23:26,020 --> 00:23:27,200 with all those peaches he steals from the kitchen, 543 00:23:27,210 --> 00:23:29,260 which is surprisingly not gross. 544 00:23:29,270 --> 00:23:32,110 And they've all come true. 545 00:23:32,130 --> 00:23:35,150 Prophetic dreams could mean a lot of things. 546 00:23:35,160 --> 00:23:37,170 Uh, maybe you're a psychic 547 00:23:37,180 --> 00:23:40,010 or someone cast some kind of spell on you. 548 00:23:40,020 --> 00:23:43,160 Or... or it's Fillory, and maybe you just ate 549 00:23:41,230 --> 00:23:43,160 some messed-up fruit. 550 00:23:43,170 --> 00:23:45,170 You think someone did this to me? 551 00:23:45,180 --> 00:23:47,070 If you're worried, next time it happens 552 00:23:47,080 --> 00:23:49,140 just poke around the dream a little. 553 00:23:49,150 --> 00:23:50,150 Poke with what? 554 00:23:50,151 --> 00:23:51,150 A knife? 555 00:23:51,160 --> 00:23:52,260 - No. - No knives. 556 00:23:52,270 --> 00:23:54,220 Lucid dreaming. 557 00:23:54,230 --> 00:23:56,150 They teach it first semester at Brakebills. 558 00:23:56,160 --> 00:23:57,270 The second you realize you're dreaming, 559 00:23:57,280 --> 00:23:59,200 you can take control of your dream. 560 00:23:59,210 --> 00:24:01,000 You don't even need magic to do it. 561 00:24:01,010 --> 00:24:04,515 Just close your eyes... Breathe, and try to push 562 00:24:04,516 --> 00:24:07,250 your finger through your other hand. 563 00:24:07,250 --> 00:24:09,150 Everything freezes. 564 00:24:09,160 --> 00:24:10,230 Anything not supposed to be there, 565 00:24:10,240 --> 00:24:13,180 that's when you'll be able to tell. 566 00:24:13,190 --> 00:24:15,180 Alice wasn't where her book said she'd be. 567 00:24:15,190 --> 00:24:18,190 I suspect she sabotaged it. 568 00:24:18,200 --> 00:24:21,230 And now I've lied to my colleagues. 569 00:24:21,240 --> 00:24:25,180 If I don't find her before they find out... 570 00:24:25,190 --> 00:24:27,220 Sounds like a personal problem. 571 00:24:29,160 --> 00:24:32,090 Henry, please. 572 00:24:32,100 --> 00:24:34,000 I'm trusting you. 573 00:24:34,010 --> 00:24:36,000 What you mean is that you trust 574 00:24:36,000 --> 00:24:39,190 that I won't report this because it'd be worse 575 00:24:37,220 --> 00:24:39,190 for Alice. 576 00:24:39,200 --> 00:24:41,150 We both want to spare her that. 577 00:24:41,160 --> 00:24:43,010 If you could just tell me where she is... 578 00:24:43,020 --> 00:24:46,280 I comply with every request... 579 00:24:47,000 --> 00:24:50,150 All your red tape and your triplicate bullshit. 580 00:24:53,000 --> 00:24:54,565 This is your mess. 581 00:24:54,566 --> 00:24:56,130 Do not drag me into it. 582 00:25:18,200 --> 00:25:22,270 Harriet? 583 00:25:49,260 --> 00:25:51,250 I don't think an ancient Slavic witch 584 00:25:51,260 --> 00:25:53,140 is gonna want a mojito. 585 00:25:53,150 --> 00:25:56,270 Right, um... something vodka-based? 586 00:25:56,280 --> 00:25:58,260 Are you actually nervous? 587 00:25:58,270 --> 00:26:00,200 Baba Yaga's a really big deal 588 00:26:00,210 --> 00:26:05,100 in my line of work, and... First impressions... 589 00:26:05,110 --> 00:26:06,670 What was I saying? 590 00:26:06,671 --> 00:26:08,230 Pete, your arm. 591 00:26:08,240 --> 00:26:15,040 Ah... that molest-y hand gave me the clap. 592 00:26:15,050 --> 00:26:17,050 Oh, shit. 593 00:26:21,070 --> 00:26:22,510 Looks like a bad spell interaction. 594 00:26:24,040 --> 00:26:25,240 - Something's clashing with one - of his personal enchantments. 595 00:26:25,250 --> 00:26:26,240 Which personal enchantment? 596 00:26:26,250 --> 00:26:28,090 - I don't know. - They're personal. 597 00:26:28,100 --> 00:26:30,240 - Hedge spells, you know, - they're off the street at best. 598 00:26:30,250 --> 00:26:32,060 They got a lot of rough edges. 599 00:26:32,070 --> 00:26:33,220 - There's really no telling - if they'll play nice together 600 00:26:33,230 --> 00:26:35,090 Until, well, they don't. 601 00:26:35,100 --> 00:26:39,000 Whatever killed Duke is killing him. 602 00:26:39,000 --> 00:26:41,170 So help him, or I break your jaw. 603 00:26:41,180 --> 00:26:43,250 Look, the only human diagnostic spell I know 604 00:26:43,250 --> 00:26:44,640 costs magic, and I'm a little 605 00:26:44,641 --> 00:26:48,020 Dewey-light at the mo... Please don't break my jaw. 606 00:26:48,030 --> 00:26:49,230 Fine. 607 00:26:49,240 --> 00:26:52,000 Pete has one he took off your friend Duke. 608 00:26:52,010 --> 00:26:53,595 Wait. Wait, you said 609 00:26:53,596 --> 00:26:55,180 something's clashing with Pete. 610 00:26:55,190 --> 00:26:56,270 Mm-hmm. 611 00:26:56,280 --> 00:26:57,650 Like what? 612 00:26:57,651 --> 00:26:59,020 Like a cursed object. 613 00:26:59,030 --> 00:27:01,000 I once treated a horse for strangles. 614 00:27:01,010 --> 00:27:03,030 Turns out jockey's riding crop interacted badly 615 00:27:03,040 --> 00:27:05,210 with a hoof-protection spell, so... 616 00:27:05,220 --> 00:27:07,230 Does Pete carry a riding crop? 617 00:27:07,240 --> 00:27:10,150 Okay, maybe just look at this. 618 00:27:11,250 --> 00:27:13,050 Cobalt. 619 00:27:13,060 --> 00:27:14,250 Don't touch that shit. 620 00:27:14,260 --> 00:27:16,250 Not really planning to now that you licked it. 621 00:27:16,260 --> 00:27:18,170 - What? - It's more accurate than lenses. 622 00:27:18,180 --> 00:27:19,160 You can taste cobalt. 623 00:27:19,170 --> 00:27:21,070 It's used in most tracking spells. 624 00:27:21,080 --> 00:27:22,220 - "Tracking spells"? - Mm-hmm. 625 00:27:22,230 --> 00:27:24,030 I put them on pets. 626 00:27:24,040 --> 00:27:25,230 This one tastes like a real expensive Searcher. 627 00:27:25,240 --> 00:27:27,250 You hold it long enough, it kind of sends out 628 00:27:27,250 --> 00:27:29,190 a signal to whoever cast it. 629 00:27:29,200 --> 00:27:32,060 Wait, a-a signal to wh... who? 630 00:27:32,070 --> 00:27:33,260 Aliens. 631 00:27:33,270 --> 00:27:35,280 I was thinking more like who makes Deweys. 632 00:27:36,000 --> 00:27:37,280 - The Library. - Oh, yeah. 633 00:27:38,000 --> 00:27:39,220 That makes more sense. 634 00:27:39,230 --> 00:27:41,280 Who's the Library looking for? 635 00:27:42,000 --> 00:27:43,250 Oh, I can think of a few people. 636 00:27:43,260 --> 00:27:44,730 Wait, how many hedges have 637 00:27:44,731 --> 00:27:46,200 these personal enchantments? 638 00:27:46,210 --> 00:27:48,220 Pretty much everybody. 639 00:27:48,230 --> 00:27:50,020 Shit. 640 00:27:50,030 --> 00:27:52,040 Take off all of Pete's, now. 641 00:27:52,050 --> 00:27:53,250 What are you gonna do? 642 00:27:53,260 --> 00:27:55,200 I'm gonna warn everybody. 643 00:27:55,210 --> 00:27:56,250 Wait a second. 644 00:27:56,260 --> 00:27:57,745 So the Library's responsible 645 00:27:57,746 --> 00:27:59,230 for hedge witches dying? 646 00:27:59,240 --> 00:28:01,230 Yeah, but they don't know that yet. 647 00:28:01,240 --> 00:28:03,150 Spoiler alert. 648 00:28:03,160 --> 00:28:05,180 - Zelda had some other things - on her mind at the time. 649 00:28:05,190 --> 00:28:07,020 Her dead daughter. 650 00:28:07,030 --> 00:28:10,070 Wait, is she, like, down here? 651 00:28:10,080 --> 00:28:13,020 I thought you didn't like spoilers. 652 00:28:13,030 --> 00:28:16,230 Look, I'm sorry you see dead people, but that is 653 00:28:14,280 --> 00:28:16,230 an incredibly stupid idea. 654 00:28:16,240 --> 00:28:17,250 She's not dead. 655 00:28:17,251 --> 00:28:18,260 Ghosts don't bleed. 656 00:28:18,270 --> 00:28:20,270 I don't know how, but she could be alive 657 00:28:20,280 --> 00:28:22,060 stuck in there. 658 00:28:22,070 --> 00:28:24,050 That's insane... And impossible. 659 00:28:24,060 --> 00:28:25,190 It's the Mirror Realm. 660 00:28:25,200 --> 00:28:28,080 We don't know what's impossible. 661 00:28:28,090 --> 00:28:30,080 It's not as complicated as a mirror bridge. 662 00:28:30,090 --> 00:28:32,210 - We just need to open a door - to the place between mirrors. 663 00:28:32,220 --> 00:28:34,080 Listen, Zelds, if you told me you wanted 664 00:28:34,090 --> 00:28:36,000 to finger-paint your blood so you could take a walk 665 00:28:36,010 --> 00:28:38,220 in the crazy dimension I would say, "Free country." 666 00:28:38,230 --> 00:28:41,020 But this is my blood. 667 00:28:41,030 --> 00:28:44,240 I can't do this... without your help. 668 00:28:44,250 --> 00:28:46,050 Yes, I know that. 669 00:28:46,060 --> 00:28:47,080 And I'm leaving. 670 00:28:47,081 --> 00:28:48,100 She's my daughter. 671 00:28:51,000 --> 00:28:54,250 Harriet... who's older than you? 672 00:28:54,260 --> 00:28:58,020 Our relationship is complicated. 673 00:28:58,030 --> 00:28:59,220 Clearly. 674 00:28:59,230 --> 00:29:02,000 You smashed the mirror. 675 00:29:02,000 --> 00:29:05,040 You... trapped her there. 676 00:29:05,050 --> 00:29:06,110 I was doing my job. 677 00:29:06,130 --> 00:29:09,230 I can't... Live with myself if I don't 678 00:29:09,230 --> 00:29:13,070 find a way to help her. 679 00:29:13,080 --> 00:29:18,220 Please. 680 00:29:18,230 --> 00:29:23,270 Christ. 681 00:29:23,280 --> 00:29:25,260 I'm gonna regret this, aren't I? 682 00:29:29,000 --> 00:29:30,590 Did you juice the beets? 683 00:29:30,591 --> 00:29:32,180 Oh, I juiced the beets. 684 00:29:32,190 --> 00:29:34,000 I told you I would juice the beets. 685 00:29:34,000 --> 00:29:35,550 Why wouldn't I juice the beets? 686 00:29:35,551 --> 00:29:37,100 Don't make this about us. 687 00:29:37,110 --> 00:29:39,000 Wait, did I miss something? 688 00:29:39,010 --> 00:29:41,740 I thought Margo and Josh were an unlikely 689 00:29:41,741 --> 00:29:43,200 yet heartwarming thing. 690 00:29:43,210 --> 00:29:46,020 No, this is after the Lady Pike incident. 691 00:29:46,030 --> 00:29:48,230 Margo called Josh a sweater boy. 692 00:29:48,240 --> 00:29:50,000 Forget it. 693 00:29:50,010 --> 00:29:51,180 Pay attention to Fen. 694 00:29:51,190 --> 00:29:53,100 How's this shit work? 695 00:29:53,110 --> 00:29:57,200 Pour it gently onto the lizard, Your Majesty. 696 00:30:07,240 --> 00:30:11,050 Jesus lizard-fucking Christ! 697 00:30:14,070 --> 00:30:17,520 Does this feel like a weird sort of dream 698 00:30:17,521 --> 00:30:19,040 to any of you? 699 00:30:23,240 --> 00:30:26,100 All right, maybe I can control this. 700 00:30:32,040 --> 00:30:33,270 Ember's balls. 701 00:30:33,280 --> 00:30:36,090 This is a dream. 702 00:30:36,100 --> 00:30:38,080 Okay, okay. Stop talking to 703 00:30:38,081 --> 00:30:40,060 yourself and, uh, look around. 704 00:30:42,080 --> 00:30:43,250 Hey! 705 00:30:43,250 --> 00:30:44,220 Who are you? 706 00:30:44,230 --> 00:30:45,240 Wait, no! 707 00:30:45,241 --> 00:30:46,250 Stop, please! 708 00:30:46,250 --> 00:30:48,090 - Freeze! - Freeze! 709 00:30:48,100 --> 00:30:50,050 Hey, hey, stop! 710 00:30:50,060 --> 00:30:51,270 - Freeze! - Green Lady! 711 00:30:51,280 --> 00:30:53,000 Hold up! 712 00:30:53,010 --> 00:30:54,250 Hey, Green Lady, come back! 713 00:30:59,000 --> 00:31:01,220 Umber's ass, this is getting annoying. 714 00:31:12,060 --> 00:31:14,060 Hey, wait! 715 00:31:14,070 --> 00:31:15,280 Wait, I just want to talk! 716 00:31:16,000 --> 00:31:18,030 Why am I having these stupid dreams? 717 00:31:18,040 --> 00:31:19,240 Oh, no. 718 00:31:19,250 --> 00:31:21,100 The lizard. 719 00:31:21,110 --> 00:31:24,050 You pour it gently onto the lizard, Your Majesty. 720 00:31:24,060 --> 00:31:26,030 - Wait, stop! - It'll catch fire! 721 00:31:26,040 --> 00:31:27,210 The fuck? 722 00:31:27,220 --> 00:31:34,240 I saw the lizard blow up when Rafe... Antidote. 723 00:31:34,250 --> 00:31:36,240 What is she talking about? 724 00:31:36,250 --> 00:31:38,080 Perhaps she's mad with grief 725 00:31:38,090 --> 00:31:40,240 over the loss of King Eliot, Your Majesty. 726 00:31:40,250 --> 00:31:42,060 I assure you, all the animals 727 00:31:42,070 --> 00:31:44,220 have responded quite positively to the antidote. 728 00:31:44,230 --> 00:31:47,010 Well, this one definitely won't. 729 00:31:47,020 --> 00:31:48,130 Foosh. 730 00:31:48,131 --> 00:31:49,240 Fried Lizard. 731 00:31:49,250 --> 00:31:52,080 And where are you getting this information? 732 00:31:56,060 --> 00:31:59,090 I... I dreamt it. 733 00:31:59,100 --> 00:32:02,220 Fen has been having kind of prophetic dreams. 734 00:32:02,230 --> 00:32:04,010 She knew my soufflé was gonna fall 735 00:32:04,020 --> 00:32:05,110 before that ever happened. 736 00:32:05,130 --> 00:32:07,010 It's a stupid fucking premonition. 737 00:32:07,020 --> 00:32:08,040 You want to risk the life of your lizard, 738 00:32:08,050 --> 00:32:09,140 or is that a relationship 739 00:32:09,150 --> 00:32:10,260 you're willing to set fire to as well? 740 00:32:10,270 --> 00:32:12,110 Oh, I'll fucking fry this lizard. 741 00:32:12,130 --> 00:32:14,010 Okay, can we... can we focus for one minute? 742 00:32:14,020 --> 00:32:14,240 - Sure. - Yes. 743 00:32:14,250 --> 00:32:16,090 - Fine. - Let's. 744 00:32:16,100 --> 00:32:17,100 - Cool. - Great. 745 00:32:17,110 --> 00:32:19,070 Okay. 746 00:32:19,080 --> 00:32:22,070 Say I don't dose Newt Scamander with beet juice. 747 00:32:22,080 --> 00:32:23,590 How the shit am I supposed 748 00:32:23,591 --> 00:32:25,100 to get his wrinkly ass talking? 749 00:32:25,110 --> 00:32:27,060 I don't know, but I have an idea 750 00:32:27,070 --> 00:32:30,050 of where to look for answers. 751 00:32:30,060 --> 00:32:31,280 I lucid-dreamed. 752 00:32:32,000 --> 00:32:34,020 I saw a woman in a green hood. 753 00:32:34,030 --> 00:32:36,100 She has to be the one giving me premonitions. 754 00:32:36,110 --> 00:32:37,270 - Awesome. - You got it working. 755 00:32:37,280 --> 00:32:38,645 A-plus. 756 00:32:38,646 --> 00:32:40,010 B-minus. 757 00:32:40,020 --> 00:32:44,100 Unless... you tell us where this green bitch went. 758 00:32:44,110 --> 00:32:47,160 Well, in my dream, I chased her to this stream 759 00:32:47,170 --> 00:32:50,070 by the Fuschia Forest of Corian's Land. 760 00:32:50,080 --> 00:32:55,030 Corian's Land... also known as Sloth's Bane. 761 00:32:55,040 --> 00:32:56,520 I don't know what everything 762 00:32:56,521 --> 00:32:58,000 in my dreams means... mean. 763 00:32:58,000 --> 00:33:00,280 Anyway, I know that the answers 764 00:33:01,000 --> 00:33:03,080 to our questions... Answers lie... lay there? 765 00:33:03,090 --> 00:33:06,090 I-I'm not usually the one who gives the big speech, 766 00:33:06,091 --> 00:33:10,160 so I'm... I'm going. So that... that's happening. 767 00:33:21,010 --> 00:33:23,000 Gordy says "you're welcome." 768 00:33:23,010 --> 00:33:25,040 And he left you a bill. 769 00:33:25,050 --> 00:33:28,170 That guy puts a really high value on his time. 770 00:33:31,110 --> 00:33:33,110 Wait, did I miss the Baba Yaga? 771 00:33:33,130 --> 00:33:35,180 Well, you snooze, you lose. 772 00:33:35,190 --> 00:33:38,000 I wasn't snoozing, I was dying. 773 00:33:38,010 --> 00:33:40,210 We got bigger fish to fry. 774 00:33:40,220 --> 00:33:43,570 I'll explain everything as soon as your hedge witch 775 00:33:43,571 --> 00:33:45,010 friends get here. 776 00:33:48,030 --> 00:33:49,260 I know every instinct is telling you 777 00:33:49,270 --> 00:33:52,210 not to trust me... or anyone. 778 00:33:52,220 --> 00:33:56,000 But someone put a tracker on this. 779 00:33:56,010 --> 00:34:00,200 It's a complex, expensive, very high-level spell. 780 00:34:06,280 --> 00:34:08,130 It marked him. 781 00:34:08,130 --> 00:34:09,280 It looks like the Deweys you touched 782 00:34:09,280 --> 00:34:12,010 are doing the same to you. 783 00:34:12,030 --> 00:34:14,050 If you have any enchantments running... 784 00:34:14,070 --> 00:34:15,190 Anything you got in a safe house, 785 00:34:15,190 --> 00:34:17,130 anything homebrewed... It could kill you... 786 00:34:17,150 --> 00:34:21,000 just like it did to Duke and almost did to Pete. 787 00:34:22,130 --> 00:34:24,130 She saved my life. 788 00:34:24,150 --> 00:34:26,210 I trust her, and I vouch for her. 789 00:34:26,210 --> 00:34:28,170 Who did this? 790 00:34:28,171 --> 00:34:30,130 The Library. 791 00:34:30,130 --> 00:34:32,090 They make the Deweys, and they don't give a shit 792 00:34:32,110 --> 00:34:34,190 about what happens to the hedges. 793 00:34:34,190 --> 00:34:38,150 They're trying to find someone, and we're just 794 00:34:38,151 --> 00:34:39,170 collateral damage. 795 00:34:39,170 --> 00:34:42,150 So ask yourselves... if this is what they do 796 00:34:42,150 --> 00:34:45,150 when they're not even thinking about us, 797 00:34:45,150 --> 00:34:48,150 what happens when they decide we're a threat? 798 00:34:51,230 --> 00:34:53,170 Are we just gonna let people like them 799 00:34:53,170 --> 00:34:55,210 tell us we're not important? 800 00:34:55,230 --> 00:34:59,190 That we're just some side characters 801 00:34:59,210 --> 00:35:03,150 in their fucked-up fascist plot? 802 00:35:03,150 --> 00:35:07,050 My mom was a hedge... and she was killed 803 00:35:07,050 --> 00:35:11,010 by another hedge. 804 00:35:11,010 --> 00:35:13,210 You'd think that would turn me against you. 805 00:35:13,210 --> 00:35:18,190 But it didn't. 806 00:35:18,210 --> 00:35:20,170 It just made me realize that 807 00:35:20,171 --> 00:35:22,130 it doesn't have to be this way. 808 00:35:22,130 --> 00:35:25,000 If we could stop screwing each other over 809 00:35:25,010 --> 00:35:28,660 long enough to work together, then it's not 810 00:35:28,661 --> 00:35:30,230 the Library's story. 811 00:35:30,250 --> 00:35:33,190 It's our story. 812 00:35:40,030 --> 00:35:41,070 Hey. 813 00:35:41,070 --> 00:35:43,070 I have a buddy in Modesto. 814 00:35:43,070 --> 00:35:46,030 He says there's a leaky Library pipe there. 815 00:35:46,050 --> 00:35:49,070 I say we use it to make those assholes pay. 816 00:35:49,070 --> 00:35:50,170 Look, I know what you're going through... 817 00:35:50,170 --> 00:35:51,620 Do you? 818 00:35:51,621 --> 00:35:53,070 They kill your boyfriend? 819 00:35:53,070 --> 00:35:54,230 Actually, yeah. 820 00:35:56,210 --> 00:35:59,010 Look, we'll figure out what to do next. 821 00:35:59,030 --> 00:36:00,110 I already know what to do. 822 00:36:00,130 --> 00:36:02,150 You do that, you're giving them a reason 823 00:36:02,170 --> 00:36:04,090 to wipe us out. 824 00:36:04,090 --> 00:36:06,045 Please just get a little sleep. 825 00:36:06,046 --> 00:36:08,000 We'll talk tomorrow. 826 00:36:08,010 --> 00:36:10,210 Hey, you're not alone, okay? 827 00:36:10,230 --> 00:36:12,070 We'll figure this out together 828 00:36:12,070 --> 00:36:13,390 in a way that feels right for you. 829 00:36:15,170 --> 00:36:17,110 Okay. 830 00:36:17,130 --> 00:36:19,090 Yeah, we can do that. 831 00:36:31,250 --> 00:36:35,170 It's a copy of our library, but wrong. 832 00:36:37,280 --> 00:36:40,030 I was gonna say a total mindfuck. 833 00:36:40,030 --> 00:36:42,090 Tomato, tomah-to. 834 00:36:44,280 --> 00:36:46,130 Oh, you go on. 835 00:36:46,150 --> 00:36:47,190 I'll just be here cutting myself 836 00:36:47,190 --> 00:36:49,130 to keep our bloody exit open. 837 00:36:49,150 --> 00:36:51,230 Hey, just made a joke. 838 00:37:02,150 --> 00:37:04,170 Hello? 839 00:38:51,110 --> 00:38:52,190 Where have you been? 840 00:38:52,210 --> 00:38:53,680 Your funhouse-mirror daughter 841 00:38:53,681 --> 00:38:55,150 shanked me. We have to go. 842 00:38:55,150 --> 00:38:57,110 Those things weren't her. 843 00:38:57,130 --> 00:38:58,210 The real Harriet could still be in here. 844 00:38:58,230 --> 00:39:00,000 I can't just leave her. 845 00:39:00,010 --> 00:39:01,230 I hate to break it to you, love... 846 00:39:01,230 --> 00:39:03,550 - She might still be in there, - but so are those monsters. 847 00:39:25,090 --> 00:39:26,090 An attack? 848 00:39:26,110 --> 00:39:27,150 On what branch? 849 00:39:27,150 --> 00:39:30,090 Modesto, California. 850 00:39:30,090 --> 00:39:32,230 We lost four Librarians. 851 00:39:32,230 --> 00:39:34,150 Hedge witches did it. 852 00:39:34,170 --> 00:39:36,090 But... but why? 853 00:39:39,130 --> 00:39:43,070 There was some fallout from your tracker coins. 854 00:39:43,090 --> 00:39:45,150 It's not your fault. 855 00:39:45,150 --> 00:39:47,190 Just unforeseen interaction. 856 00:39:47,210 --> 00:39:49,250 Several hedges died. 857 00:39:49,260 --> 00:39:52,700 The whole point of doing this was to avoid having 858 00:39:52,701 --> 00:39:54,210 to hurt anyone. 859 00:39:54,230 --> 00:39:56,150 I should have been here. 860 00:39:56,150 --> 00:39:58,050 You can't blame yourself. 861 00:39:58,070 --> 00:39:59,600 If anything, today we learned 862 00:39:59,601 --> 00:40:02,630 the true danger we're in and that your trackers 863 00:40:02,631 --> 00:40:04,130 might provide a solution. 864 00:40:06,070 --> 00:40:07,250 What do you mean? 865 00:40:07,260 --> 00:40:12,070 Complications aside... the idea is sound. 866 00:40:12,090 --> 00:40:16,090 Put whatever we have into circulation among them. 867 00:40:16,090 --> 00:40:19,210 We keep Modesto from happening again. 868 00:40:19,210 --> 00:40:22,260 Are you suggesting we kill hedge witches? 869 00:40:22,260 --> 00:40:25,110 I am suggesting that we keep an eye on them. 870 00:40:25,110 --> 00:40:26,280 To "protect the flame of knowledge 871 00:40:26,280 --> 00:40:30,190 from ever being extinguished, no matter the cost." 872 00:40:32,260 --> 00:40:35,010 I don't know what to say. 873 00:40:39,070 --> 00:40:41,110 This is an awesome responsibility. 874 00:40:41,130 --> 00:40:43,170 You and I both know that, but who is better suited 875 00:40:43,190 --> 00:40:47,070 to bear that responsibility than The Order? 876 00:40:48,280 --> 00:40:51,190 There is no one I trust more deeply 877 00:40:51,210 --> 00:40:54,260 to be fair and right than you. 878 00:40:57,170 --> 00:40:59,230 [knocking on door, door opens] 879 00:41:01,170 --> 00:41:03,170 Alice. 880 00:41:03,170 --> 00:41:05,150 I can't stay long. 881 00:41:05,150 --> 00:41:06,150 I-I cast a spell to keep 882 00:41:06,151 --> 00:41:10,110 the Library from eavesdropping, but it won't last. 883 00:41:10,130 --> 00:41:12,030 I need your help. 884 00:41:12,030 --> 00:41:14,130 They have my friend Sheila. 885 00:41:14,130 --> 00:41:16,150 I know. 886 00:41:18,280 --> 00:41:20,230 Hello, Ms. Quinn. 887 00:41:20,230 --> 00:41:22,190 Alice, please. 888 00:41:22,210 --> 00:41:24,280 Nothing will happen to you here. 889 00:41:24,280 --> 00:41:28,070 Zelda wants to talk. 890 00:41:28,090 --> 00:41:29,150 Why? 891 00:41:31,280 --> 00:41:33,230 I need your help. 892 00:41:35,150 --> 00:41:37,150 I think I've seen enough. 893 00:41:37,170 --> 00:41:38,700 To counteract a lifetime 894 00:41:38,701 --> 00:41:40,230 of cis-het frat-bro bias? 895 00:41:40,230 --> 00:41:42,230 I-I doubt it. 896 00:41:42,230 --> 00:41:44,130 Okay. 897 00:41:44,130 --> 00:41:46,230 So tell me, what was I supposed to take from that? 898 00:41:46,250 --> 00:41:47,670 Zelda doesn't know it yet, 899 00:41:47,671 --> 00:41:50,160 but what she just set in motion is going to change 900 00:41:50,161 --> 00:41:51,210 the Library forever. 901 00:41:51,210 --> 00:41:57,130 Same with Fen and Fillory, Kady and all of magic. 902 00:41:57,150 --> 00:41:59,150 When you file people away as sidekicks, 903 00:41:59,170 --> 00:42:02,090 you don't realize their importance to the story, 904 00:42:02,090 --> 00:42:05,650 and this story belongs to a lot more people 905 00:42:05,651 --> 00:42:07,130 than you think. 906 00:42:07,150 --> 00:42:11,090 Where to shelve a book, it's not a little thing. 907 00:42:11,090 --> 00:42:13,210 You're telling the world what to value, 908 00:42:13,230 --> 00:42:17,130 who to value. 909 00:42:17,150 --> 00:42:19,280 You get our responsibility here? 910 00:42:19,280 --> 00:42:21,250 Well said. 911 00:42:21,260 --> 00:42:24,150 I think you've earned the right to move up. 912 00:42:24,150 --> 00:42:27,230 Excuse me? 913 00:42:27,230 --> 00:42:31,110 I know so much about you and your friends, 914 00:42:31,130 --> 00:42:34,190 but you never asked me how I died. 915 00:42:36,000 --> 00:42:39,505 O-okay, um... How did you die? 916 00:42:39,506 --> 00:42:42,190 Arrow to the chest... during the Crusades. 917 00:42:42,210 --> 00:42:43,250 "The Crusades"? 918 00:42:43,260 --> 00:42:45,260 1,000 years ago? 919 00:42:45,280 --> 00:42:47,150 We really thought the story 920 00:42:47,150 --> 00:42:50,190 was all about white guys back then, believe me. 921 00:42:50,210 --> 00:42:53,150 And I'm not new at all. 922 00:42:53,170 --> 00:42:57,150 I'm actually your supervisor's supervisor. 923 00:42:57,170 --> 00:43:00,010 So you're my boss. 924 00:43:00,010 --> 00:43:02,170 I fully see the irony of a white guy 925 00:43:02,170 --> 00:43:05,010 giving you this test, but ladies upstairs 926 00:43:05,010 --> 00:43:07,030 love a twist, so they always send me. 927 00:43:07,030 --> 00:43:08,210 Send you to what? 928 00:43:08,210 --> 00:43:10,150 To promote you. 929 00:43:10,170 --> 00:43:13,010 You're clearly ready for the next level. 930 00:43:13,010 --> 00:43:14,150 Which is? 931 00:43:14,170 --> 00:43:16,170 Secrets Taken to the Grave. 932 00:43:16,190 --> 00:43:18,230 You're gonna collect them. 933 00:43:18,230 --> 00:43:21,280 Congratulations. 934 00:43:22,000 --> 00:43:23,050 Thank you. 935 00:43:23,050 --> 00:43:27,210 Oh, and, um, I'm afraid we're gonna need you to start right away. 936 00:43:45,260 --> 00:43:48,070 Hey. 937 00:43:48,070 --> 00:43:50,050 Been a while. 938 00:43:52,030 --> 00:43:54,030 Welcome to the Underworld. 64633

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