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Okay, she is the star of the play,
and she is my girlfriend.
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I get to have sex
with the star of the play.
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- People can hear you.
- I know.
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[LAUGHING]
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[FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING]
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- Wow, she looks great, doesn't she?
- Mm.
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[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
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MAN: Hi.
KATHY: Hi.
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That is one good-looking man.
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Is it just me, or can you actually
see his abs through his overcoat?
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MAN:
So, you been doing this long?
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KATHY: No. You're my first.
Put the money on the table.
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MAN:
Oh, yeah.
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Ooh, that's nice.
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[KATHY MOANING]
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[MAN CHUCKLES]
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Dude.
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MAN: Is that an expensive blouse?
KATHY: If you want it to be.
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[SHIRT RIPS THEN KATHY SHOUTS]
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Here's your girlfriend's button.
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Oh, hey, Mon, do you still have, like, your
old blouses and dresses from high school?
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Yeah, I think I have some
around here somewhere. Why?
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Well, it's just maternity clothes
are so expensive.
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MONICA: Hey, Rach, I made a pile
of your stuff on this side of your room.
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- If you could just...
- Ugh!
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- Throw your purses at it.
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Bloomingdale's eliminated
my department.
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[GASPS]
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- Oh, my God. Are you out of a job?
- No, they stuck me in Personal Shopping...
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...which is just a huge step down.
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Personal Shopping, what is that?
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Like where you walk around
with snooty rich people...
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...and tell them what to buy?
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- Uh-huh.
- That sounds great.
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Hey.
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Um, excuse me, we switched apartments.
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You can't eat our food anymore.
That gravy train has ended.
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There's gravy?
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If you have the big apartment, then deal
with people coming over all the time.
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That fridge has got to be stocked, okay?
That's your apartment now.
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- What are you doing?
JOEY: I think I left a doughnut up here.
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- Hey.
BOTH: Hey.
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Oh, how was Kathy's play?
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Well, Kathy gets half-naked
and simulates sex...
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...with a real good-looking guy.
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Yeah, it was like somebody
wrote down my worst nightmare...
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...and then charged me $32 to see it.
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That's a good idea for a business.
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I'm totally screwed, okay? They're gonna be
hot and heavy on-stage every night...
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...and then they're gonna go to their
cast parties, and he's gonna undermine me.
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You know, he'll be like, "So where's your
boyfriend? What's his name, Chester?"
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And she'll go, "No, no, no. It's Chandler."
He'll go, "Whatever. Ha-ha-ha."
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That is a good trick.
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All right, look, look.
What am I gonna do?
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Chandler, look, they're actors.
They're there to do a job.
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Just because they work together
doesn't mean they'll get together.
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Just because it happened
with Susan Sarandon and Tim Robbins...
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...doesn't mean it's gonna happen
with them.
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Oh, oh. Alec Baldwin and Kim Basinger.
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- Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman.
- Yeah.
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Okay, Mel Gibson and Clint Eastwood.
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They're not a couple.
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Oh, okay, I get the game now.
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Okay, look, look.
Let me ask you a question.
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When they were doing it on-stage,
was it like really hot?
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Huh. Oh, yeah.
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Well, okay, so then you're fine.
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Look, the rule is when two actors
are actually doing it off-stage...
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...then all the sexual tension
between them is gone.
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Okay? So as long as it's hot on-stage,
you got nothing to worry about.
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It's when the heat goes away,
that's when you're in trouble.
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Really?
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You guys have been to every play
I've been in.
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Have I ever had chemistry on-stage?
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GROUP: No.
- No.
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So, uh, man, are you gonna go see the play
with me tonight?
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You know what? I don't know
how comfortable I am...
78
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...going to see how hot the sex is
between some guy and your girlfriend.
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- Yeah, I know...
- No, no, no, oh, I'm there.
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- Hey.
JOEY: Hey, Mon.
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- Want some pancakes?
- You made pancakes?
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Yep. Grab a plate.
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No, no. Stay right there.
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Getting closer.
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CHANDLER:
Don't worry...
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...we also have cereals,
muffins, waffles...
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...and jams, jellies and marmalades,
which I'm fairly certain are the same thing.
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Also we're watching the game here
Saturday, if people want to come over.
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- Oh, yeah.
MONICA: Oh.
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I was having people over for the game.
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Oh, yeah? Who's playing?
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The players.
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Somebody seems to be missing
being the hostess.
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Ha, ha. Please, it's a relief,
is what it is, is what it is.
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All right. Pheebs, stick out your plate.
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Oh.
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Monica, I'm quitting.
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I just helped an 81 -year-old woman put on
a thong, and she didn't even buy it.
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I'm telling you, I'm quitting, that's it.
I'm talking to my boss right now.
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Yes, I am. Yes, I am. Yes, I am.
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Okay, bye.
Call me when you get this message.
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Oh! Mr. Waltham?
I, uh, really need to talk to you.
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In a moment, please.
I'm in the middle of a task.
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And you have a customer.
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[GROANS]
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- Hi.
- Hi. I'm Joshua.
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Hi, I'm Rachel Green.
What can I do for you, Joshua?
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Well, I need a new wardrobe. My wife...
Well, my ex-wife...
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Oh, I'm so sorry.
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Anyway, she burned all of my clothes.
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So I got away with two things: This suit
and what turned out to be a, uh, skirt. Heh.
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Well, at least that's a great suit.
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Yeah, it wasn't much fun dropping it off
at the dry cleaners in the skirt.
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[LAUGHING]
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So I need everything down to underwear.
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So if you're willing, I'm, uh...
I'm all yours.
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Okay.
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Rachel, you needed to speak to me?
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No, no, that wasn't me.
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Well, we should get started.
Let me show you my underwear.
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The selection of underwear
that we carry.
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- Oh, I'm sorry. It's this way.
JOSHUA: It's this way? Sorry.
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Oh.
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I'm right, right? There was, like,
no chemistry between them.
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Before, they had heat.
And now there's no heat.
126
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Now, you know what this means.
Joey told us what this means.
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Let's not jump to any conclusions,
all right?
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There was some sexual chemistry
between them.
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Oh, come on.
It was like cousins having sex up there.
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Here she comes. Don't say a word, okay?
Just be cool. Don't be, you know, you.
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- Hey, you guys.
BOTH: Hey.
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Oh, thank you so much
for coming again.
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- Did you like it tonight?
- Absolutely.
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Mm.
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Wasn't Nick funny when
he couldn't get his match lit?
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Mm!
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- It's a good play, isn't it?
- Mm.
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I loved the play.
Uh, yeah, you were great.
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And, uh, Nick, ditto.
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Clearly, you're having sex with him.
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Okay.
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Clearly, I'm having sex with him?
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Oh, come on. It was so obvious.
There was no chemistry between you two.
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Okay, let me just get this straight.
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You're accusing me of cheating on you,
and you're insulting my performance?
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You know,
I can see how this could happen.
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You know, you're up there every night,
naked, touching, kissing.
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Acting. Chandler, this is my job.
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I'm playing a part in a play.
How can you not trust me?
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Well, you can understand,
given how we started.
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Oh, wow.
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I can't believe you're throwing that
in my face.
153
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Well, that is what happened,
and I don't even see you denying this.
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I'll tell you what, Chandler.
Why don't you call me when you grow up?
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Yeah, well, don't expect that to happen
any time soon.
156
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Oh, I have the best job
in the entire world.
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The most adorable guy
came over today...
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...and I got to dress him up all day.
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Rachel has a new doll.
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Oh, I wish he was a doll. Then I could get
a Rachel doll and bump them together...
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...and make kissing noises.
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Oh, and he's got the most beautiful name.
I never realized. Joshua.
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Oh, Joshua.
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Joshua, Josh.
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Uh, hello?
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Hi.
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Ooh, what do I smell?
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I don't know, but it smells good.
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- Fresh cookies. Hot from the oven.
PHOEBE: Ooh!
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- Please have some.
- Oh, yo.
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I've just been fiddling around in here,
making delicious treats for everyone.
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Wow. The new Playboy.
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Yeah, just something I picked up.
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Cookies and porn?
You're the best mom ever.
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[RACHEL LAUGHING]
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What? What?
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Nothing, it's just something Joshua said
about V-necks, but you had to be there.
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How does, uh, Jason look in a V-neck?
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- It's Joshua.
- Oh, whatever.
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[YELPS]
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Wait. Wait. This isn't takeout.
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- Well, hate to eat and run.
- No, wait, please don't go.
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I've got porn for you too.
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Yeah, I don't need it.
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People are supposed
to want to hang out here.
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Why? Honey, what is the big deal?
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I'm the hostess.
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Not those guys. I'm always the hostess.
189
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I mean, even when I was little, the girls
brought their dollies to my tea party.
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I served the best air.
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Why did you make a whole big thing...
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...out of everyone has to hang out
in the big apartment?
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Because they took our apartment.
I wanted to punish them.
194
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But I'm done now.
They've suffered enough.
195
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If you wanted to punish them, you
should have just made them hang out here.
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That's true.
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All right, this place will be 10 times better
than that place.
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Oh, are we gonna trash their place?
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Steps.
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Slut.
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You'll all be very happy to hear
that Kathy is sleeping with that guy.
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- What?
- So you were right?
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I confronted her, and she didn't deny it.
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I don't live here.
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- Chandler.
- Chandler, what did she say?
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Wait, are you sure?
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Well, I may be drunk,
but I know what she said.
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So then I went over
to Beefsteak Chewley's...
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- Beefsteak Charlie's?
- Yes.
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See, you and I have always been like:
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Oops.
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- Hey, do you need help with that?
- No, I got it.
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Oh, I just feel bad. I never vacuum.
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- Hey.
PHOEBE & JOEY: Hey.
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So I was with Joshua for an hour today,
and he has not asked me out.
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- It's so frustrating.
- Why don't you ask him out?
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Oh, yeah. Totally. That's such a turn-on.
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Really? It doesn't seem desperate?
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Ooh, that's the turn-on.
220
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He just got a divorce, right? So he's
probably really nervous around women.
221
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You know? Maybe you just need
to make the first move.
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- I've never asked a guy out before.
- You've never asked a guy out?
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No, have you?
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Thousands of times. Ha, ha.
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That doesn't make me
sound too good, does it?
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I don't even know
how I would go about it.
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Oh, what I do is, uh, I look a woman
up and down and I say:
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"Hey.
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How you doing?"
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Oh, please.
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Hey.
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How you doing?
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You know what? I'm gonna do that.
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I'm gonna call him up
and I'm gonna ask him out.
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PHOEBE: Yeah.
- I can do that. Ask him out.
236
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"How you doing?"
237
00:14:12,142 --> 00:14:13,393
Hi, Joshua?
238
00:14:13,561 --> 00:14:16,145
It's Rachel Green, from Bloomingdale's.
239
00:14:16,313 --> 00:14:19,524
Yeah, um, I was just wondering
if you, um...
240
00:14:20,359 --> 00:14:22,277
If you, um...
241
00:14:24,405 --> 00:14:26,948
Left your wallet at the store today?
242
00:14:27,783 --> 00:14:31,077
Oh, well, we found a wallet, and we...
243
00:14:31,662 --> 00:14:35,331
The license? Oh, that is a good idea.
244
00:14:35,499 --> 00:14:39,419
Uh, well, let's see.
This license belongs to a, uh...
245
00:14:39,628 --> 00:14:44,173
Uh, belongs to a Mr. Pheebs.
246
00:14:46,427 --> 00:14:47,802
And, um, yeah.
247
00:14:47,970 --> 00:14:52,807
So okay. So sorry to bother you at home.
I'll see you tomorrow. Bye.
248
00:14:54,143 --> 00:14:57,562
- You've done that a thousand times?
- I've never done that.
249
00:14:58,731 --> 00:15:01,107
Oh, God, I just got so nervous
that he was gonna say no.
250
00:15:01,275 --> 00:15:06,029
Well, you gotta give him something
he can't say no to, like, uh, Knicks tickets.
251
00:15:06,196 --> 00:15:08,823
Invite the guy to a Knicks game.
You're guaranteed he'll say yes.
252
00:15:08,991 --> 00:15:12,076
- Really? You think that will work?
- Absolutely, and if doesn't, can I go?
253
00:15:13,287 --> 00:15:14,537
[VACUUM WHIRRING]
254
00:15:14,872 --> 00:15:16,539
- What the heck is that?
- What is that?
255
00:15:29,887 --> 00:15:31,054
Did she call?
256
00:15:33,223 --> 00:15:34,265
No. Sorry.
257
00:15:34,433 --> 00:15:35,475
[SIGHS]
258
00:15:35,643 --> 00:15:37,727
- Well, maybe I should call her.
JOEY: No.
259
00:15:37,895 --> 00:15:40,313
Forget her, man. You don't need her.
Don't need that.
260
00:15:40,481 --> 00:15:43,024
He's right.
What she did was unforgivable.
261
00:15:43,192 --> 00:15:46,110
Well, yeah, but you know,
what if I was wrong?
262
00:15:46,528 --> 00:15:47,987
How might you be wrong?
263
00:15:48,280 --> 00:15:50,782
Well, you know, what if she didn't
actually sleep with the guy?
264
00:15:50,950 --> 00:15:53,117
Dude, tell me she actually told you this.
265
00:15:53,285 --> 00:15:56,245
She did not have to tell me.
I saw the play and there was no heat.
266
00:15:56,413 --> 00:15:58,706
- Back me up here, Ross.
- That's all your basing this on?
267
00:15:58,874 --> 00:16:00,792
That's not backing me up.
268
00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:03,127
You said, you know,
with the off-stage and the heat...
269
00:16:03,295 --> 00:16:05,171
...and the on-stage and the heat...
- Whoa, whoa.
270
00:16:05,339 --> 00:16:09,175
That was just a theory.
There's a lot of theories that didn't pan out.
271
00:16:09,343 --> 00:16:13,721
Lone gunman, communism, geometry.
272
00:16:14,682 --> 00:16:16,599
Oh, my God.
273
00:16:19,520 --> 00:16:22,397
"Would you like to go
to a basketball game with..."
274
00:16:23,148 --> 00:16:26,734
"You know, it's funny, basketball,
because I happen to have tickets to..."
275
00:16:26,902 --> 00:16:29,570
No. Okay. Um...
276
00:16:31,573 --> 00:16:33,282
"Who likes the Knicks?"
277
00:16:36,412 --> 00:16:38,579
- What do you think?
- Oh.
278
00:16:38,789 --> 00:16:43,459
Well, as a single woman,
who is available...
279
00:16:44,461 --> 00:16:46,004
...I think you look great.
280
00:16:46,171 --> 00:16:48,673
- Huh. Yeah?
- Yup.
281
00:16:48,841 --> 00:16:51,426
Oh, yeah, you look great.
282
00:16:56,598 --> 00:16:58,891
Oh, yeah. Yeah, this looks great.
283
00:17:00,436 --> 00:17:01,853
Um, so you like it?
284
00:17:02,021 --> 00:17:05,314
I do, I do. I love it.
In fact, I think I'm gonna wear it home.
285
00:17:05,482 --> 00:17:09,610
- Great.
- Well, thank you so much for all your help.
286
00:17:10,112 --> 00:17:13,489
- Well, I guess, uh... I guess this is it.
- Yeah.
287
00:17:13,657 --> 00:17:14,991
Thanks.
288
00:17:15,159 --> 00:17:17,994
Maybe I'll see you in the spring
with the... For the bathing suits.
289
00:17:18,162 --> 00:17:20,288
You don't want to do that now?
290
00:17:21,373 --> 00:17:22,957
Oh, that's okay.
291
00:17:23,125 --> 00:17:25,084
Anyway,
hopefully I'll see you around sometime.
292
00:17:25,544 --> 00:17:27,128
Basketball.
293
00:17:28,630 --> 00:17:29,672
Sorry?
294
00:17:29,840 --> 00:17:31,132
I, uh...
295
00:17:31,633 --> 00:17:34,761
I have two tickets to the Knicks game
tonight if you're interested...
296
00:17:34,928 --> 00:17:37,430
...just as a thank-you for this week.
297
00:17:38,307 --> 00:17:41,350
Wow. That would be great.
298
00:17:41,518 --> 00:17:43,603
- Really?
- Yeah, That would be fantastic.
299
00:17:43,771 --> 00:17:47,231
My nephew is crazy about the Knicks.
300
00:17:48,776 --> 00:17:52,195
This is fantastic.
Thank you so much, Rachel.
301
00:17:52,362 --> 00:17:54,197
WALTHAM: Good morning.
JOSHUA: Hi.
302
00:17:54,490 --> 00:17:55,740
RACHEL:
Oh.
303
00:18:02,164 --> 00:18:04,290
- Hey.
- Hey.
304
00:18:04,917 --> 00:18:08,336
I just wanted to come over
to say that I'm sorry.
305
00:18:08,504 --> 00:18:11,380
You know, I acted like the biggest idiot
in the world.
306
00:18:11,548 --> 00:18:14,133
And I can completely understand
why you were so upset.
307
00:18:14,343 --> 00:18:16,177
Oh, wow.
308
00:18:17,137 --> 00:18:18,721
I really wish you'd called me.
309
00:18:18,889 --> 00:18:20,598
Yeah, I know. I wish I had too.
310
00:18:20,766 --> 00:18:24,227
But, you know,
I think this is a good thing. You know?
311
00:18:24,394 --> 00:18:26,938
Because we've had our first fight,
and now we can move on.
312
00:18:27,564 --> 00:18:30,066
You know, I mean, I know for me, but...
313
00:18:36,657 --> 00:18:38,241
Nick's pants?
314
00:18:38,575 --> 00:18:39,951
Yeah.
315
00:18:40,119 --> 00:18:42,078
Yeah. Well.
316
00:18:42,454 --> 00:18:46,249
I think our second fight
is going to be a big one.
317
00:18:52,381 --> 00:18:55,925
- Okay, for next time, what do you say?
- "I have an extra ticket."
318
00:18:56,093 --> 00:18:59,345
"An extra ticket." Not "two tickets."
I have and extra ticket.
319
00:19:01,723 --> 00:19:05,434
So the first time you asked a guy out
he turned you down?
320
00:19:07,563 --> 00:19:10,606
He didn't turn me down.
He's at the game, isn't he?
321
00:19:10,774 --> 00:19:12,567
I got the date. I'm just not on it.
322
00:19:13,902 --> 00:19:15,361
[DOOR OPENS]
323
00:19:16,572 --> 00:19:19,115
Okay, it's ready.
324
00:19:19,658 --> 00:19:21,951
- Come on.
- What's ready?
325
00:19:22,327 --> 00:19:23,786
Just come.
326
00:19:27,374 --> 00:19:29,792
Oh, my God.
327
00:19:29,960 --> 00:19:33,254
- Wow.
- Monica, this is beautiful.
328
00:19:33,422 --> 00:19:37,175
Oh, did you work for two days straight?
329
00:19:38,010 --> 00:19:39,468
Pretty much.
330
00:19:40,429 --> 00:19:42,221
So, what do you think of the floor?
331
00:19:42,931 --> 00:19:44,473
I don't know. Looks the same.
332
00:19:45,267 --> 00:19:46,684
You used to have carpet.
333
00:19:47,060 --> 00:19:48,519
Oh, yeah.
334
00:19:49,521 --> 00:19:51,772
So I made snacks.
335
00:19:51,940 --> 00:19:53,232
Please, just hang out, okay?
336
00:19:53,400 --> 00:19:56,611
I'm just gonna rest my eyes
for just a little bit.
337
00:19:57,946 --> 00:19:59,739
Mon, do you want us to come back later?
338
00:19:59,907 --> 00:20:03,951
Oh, no, no, no. Stay, stay, stay.
Just keep talking.
339
00:20:04,453 --> 00:20:07,121
I'm always the hostess.
340
00:20:09,333 --> 00:20:10,708
- Hey.
- How'd it go?
341
00:20:10,876 --> 00:20:13,127
- So?
- Well, she wasn't sleeping with him.
342
00:20:13,295 --> 00:20:16,172
- Oh, good.
- She is now.
343
00:20:18,717 --> 00:20:23,846
- What are you saying?
- I'm saying that she is a devil woman.
344
00:20:24,306 --> 00:20:25,723
You think you know a person...
345
00:20:25,891 --> 00:20:28,226
...then they turn around
and they sleep with Nick.
346
00:20:28,393 --> 00:20:31,729
Nick and his rock-hard pecs
and his giant man-nipples.
347
00:20:34,900 --> 00:20:37,693
I hate him. And I hate her.
348
00:20:37,861 --> 00:20:41,697
Well, I don't hate her. I love her.
This is all my fault, really.
349
00:20:41,907 --> 00:20:44,200
- Oh.
- How? How is it your fault?
350
00:20:44,368 --> 00:20:47,245
Because, ugh, I should have called.
351
00:20:47,412 --> 00:20:50,831
You know, if I'd just called her, she never
would have gone out with Nick...
352
00:20:50,999 --> 00:20:53,501
...and they wouldn't have ended up
in bed together.
353
00:20:53,669 --> 00:20:55,878
I threw her at his man-nipples.
354
00:20:58,340 --> 00:20:59,966
Honey, this is not your fault.
355
00:21:00,133 --> 00:21:04,762
Just because you guys had a fight
does not justify her sleeping with someone.
356
00:21:06,848 --> 00:21:09,517
Well, if she thought
they were on a break...
357
00:21:16,400 --> 00:21:21,195
Rachel, one of your customers seems
to have left his billfold. A Joshua Burgen.
358
00:21:21,738 --> 00:21:23,698
- Really?
- Will you call him?
359
00:21:23,865 --> 00:21:26,909
Yes, I will. Absolutely.
360
00:21:29,788 --> 00:21:31,038
Oh.
361
00:21:40,757 --> 00:21:42,591
Hello, Rachel.
362
00:21:42,759 --> 00:21:44,593
Hi, Joshua.
363
00:21:44,761 --> 00:21:47,221
I left my wallet here on purpose.
364
00:21:47,389 --> 00:21:48,639
Really?
365
00:21:48,807 --> 00:21:51,142
Yes, I just wanted to see you again.
366
00:21:51,310 --> 00:21:53,394
Oh, I'm glad.
367
00:21:53,937 --> 00:21:56,772
Rachel, I'd like to say something to you.
368
00:21:57,149 --> 00:21:58,399
Yes?
369
00:21:59,234 --> 00:22:01,068
How you doing?
370
00:22:06,908 --> 00:22:08,909
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