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Wake up. Wake up.
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Where am I?
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Why am I naked?
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Where are my clothes?
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Oh.
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They got ruined
when you ripped out of them.
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You'll get used to it.
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Used to what?
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Who are you people?
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Dude, it's me, Randall.
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I'm your RA.
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I know that! I meant them!
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Oh, this is Hamish and Lilith.
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And together, we are...
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the Knights of Saint Christopher!
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Guys, I thought we were gonna say that
together.
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And that's what?
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Improv troupe?
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- We are a sacred brotherhood.
- A gender neutral collective.
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Anointed to fight dark magic
with the power...
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Dude! We're werewolves!
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And now, so are you.
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Oh.
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Yeah, I get it.
Townie wanted to join a secret society,
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so let's make him think they...
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Yeah, you ate a deer last night.
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This isn't happening.
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- This is not happening.
- Oh, it's happening.
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The spirit of Silverback
chose you as his champion.
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He bound to you, and you transformed.
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Transformed into what?
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A werewolf.
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Dude...
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try to keep up.
I told them you were smart.
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Silverback's been dormant for 50 years
and he picks this dumb-ass?
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Jack's the real deal.
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Every time I got close to that golem,
he was there.
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You saw me fight Clay
and you didn't help me?
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You were that thing in the graveyard.
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- You almost killed me.
- Welcome to the club!
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No!
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I am not going to be a werewolf.
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Too late. You already are.
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Look, no,
it wasn't a full moon last night.
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Not a thing.
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- What about silver bullets?
- Ah, duh. Because it's a bullet.
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Take it back. Un-werewolf me.
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Once you're selected,
you're a champion until the day you die.
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So, just say the oath and get on with it.
I have class in an hour.
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What oath?
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"I give my life to the cause."
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Fuck this and fuck you.
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Hey!
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- That was my robe!
- He'll come around.
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And if he doesn't?
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We kill him.
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The Respondeo Incantation.
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Interesting choice.
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Given the number of people affected,
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I thought it made the most sense.
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Unless, of course,
you preferred something else?
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No, no, it's some solid incantation.
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Reliable.
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I'll admit,
creating a large-scale memory shift
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isn't as straightforward as it used to be.
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Well, that's where Twitter comes in.
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I love your new profile picture,
by the way.
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Will you be returning to Manhattan soon?
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I have some business
that'll keep me in town for a while.
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I may need to borrow your temple.
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I'll give it back, I promise.
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It is at your disposal, as am I.
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In that case,
maybe we should throw a little soirée.
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I'd love to meet the up-and-comers.
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Maybe I can help
put this whole golem thing behind us.
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I'll put something together.
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Will there be anything else?
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That kid that killed the golem...
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he failed the selection process.
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He did.
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Why did he still have his memory?
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The Medicum claims she made a mistake
with the powder.
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Do you believe her?
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Alyssa Drake is one of our brightest.
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She's way too smart
to drop the ball like that.
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Make sure she's at the party.
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Are you seeing this?
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It wasn't a bike accident.
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Holy shit.
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Holy shit.
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Better get used to it.
Magic can get pretty sticky.
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What happened here?
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This looks like a respondeo incantation.
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This is nothing.
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I had to scrub goat intestines
from the ceiling
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the first time I cleaned up in here.
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We have to clean this?
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No.
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"We" don't.
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Welcome to The Order, Acolyte.
Cleaning supplies are in the closet.
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Amir's shrine,
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it changed because
of this Respondeo Incantation, didn't it?
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Maybe tutoring you
won't be so bad after all.
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- A tutor?
- Every Acolyte gets one.
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You got stuck with me for some reason.
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Just lucky, I guess.
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Freshmen don't get lucky with me.
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And make sure you're thorough.
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One speck of blood
could ruin the next incantation.
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I have an Ethics class,
but I can be back around one...
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Now, Acolyte.
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Whoa!
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- Watch it.
- Sorry, Professor.
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It's all good, Mary Anne.
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You've never heard of Gilligan's Island?
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I weep for your generation.
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Just give me your essay.
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Right. The essay
that I was supposed to hand in today.
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- Which obviously isn't finished.
- Any chance I could get an extension?
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Apologies to favors in less
than a minute. That's impressive.
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I'm almost done, it's just that
my roommate has gone missing.
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- Did he say missing roommate?
- Shit. Yes.
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- He did!
- Missing roommate.
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- Missing roommate.
- I've got...
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dead roommate.
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Well, that doesn't count. If you can see
the corpse, it's not missing.
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Ah! Missing roommate! Bingo!
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You owe me $20. Pay up, sucker.
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I'll catch you later.
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You play bingo with our excuses?
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Isn't that a little unethical?
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I have a PhD and you're a freshman. But,
no, go ahead, school me on the ethics.
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Unethical would be me telling you
that my next pop quiz
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is going to be on manipulative themes
in Macbeth.
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- Is it?
- I don't know. Is it?
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Careful, Jack. I know that smile.
Pure evil.
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Shall we retire to the ATM
in the cafeteria?
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Yes.
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What about my extension?
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Yeah, sure.
Anybody desperate enough to use
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"the missing roommate" excuse
must need a break.
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You're such a push-over.
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Hey, just remember this next time
you're trolling Rate-My-Prof.
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- Oh, over here.
- Excuse me. Thank you.
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Dude. This is bullshit.
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- You've never bussed tables before?
- Do we look like people who buss tables?
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Do I look like you?
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If it makes you feel any better, I had
to scrub the entire temple, top to bottom.
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Yes, it does.
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Brandon, hey, I've got another couple
of loads for you. And if you don't mind,
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use a little fabric softener this time.
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Kyle is making me do his laundry.
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Does he make you bring him tacos at 2a.m.?
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Then answers the door in full Weinstein
mode? 'Cause that's what Jonas does.
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What a dick.
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Jonas is an insult to dicks.
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So, who'd you get stuck with?
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Alyssa.
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Oh, that's fair.
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- Want to trade?
- Not a chance.
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We're supposed to be learning magic,
not bartending.
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Maybe they're teaching us patience.
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I am very patient,
just ask my roommate, who's still alive,
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even though she insists on invading
my personal space.
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- Of course you'd go straight to murder.
- It's not murder, it's feminism.
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Look, I know it sucks, but...
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if we just work hard
and keep our head down and...
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Don't fuck up.
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Oh boy. Here we go.
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Tonight, we have
a very special guest in our presence.
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An alumni,
former Temple Magus of this chapter,
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and our current Grand Magus.
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Our very own, Edward Coventry.
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Thank you.
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I told Vera, no speeches.
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Magic.
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Can you believe it?
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Sometimes, I can't.
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You know...
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I'm so jealous of our new recruits.
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You're about
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to start the biggest adventure
of your lives.
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Part of me wishes
that I could be there with you
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when your first simple spell is a success.
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Incendetur.
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Then there's that moment...
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When you realize
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That with practice...
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dedication...
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commitment...
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Fiats aurum.
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ringing increases
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...anything is possible.
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There's one every year.
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I know that look.
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Life's pretty hectic
until you learn to control the wolf.
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Hectic is not the word I would use.
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How the hell did you get in here anyway?
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Poof! Magic.
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I would have heard that damn ringing.
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You've already made that connection?
Sweet.
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I thought I was having a stroke
the first time it happened.
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Why the hell does it keep trying
to make me change?
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It's not the ringing,
it's Silverback driving the change.
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He hears that sound, he'll try to get out.
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I need him to stop trying so hard.
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'Cause I almost transformed
during an incantation tonight.
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Dude! You got into The Order?
Why didn't you tell me?
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Because it's a secret society.
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This is great! Now we can't kill you!
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- Why would you want to kill me?
- No, I'm saying I don't want to kill you.
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If you're a double agent,
maybe Hamish and Lilith won't either.
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Why do they want to kill me?
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- Because you won't say the oath.
- That seems extreme.
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Werewolves. This is awesome.
You'll be our guy on the inside.
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Randall, hey.
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You can't tell them.
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It's either that,
or Lilith rips your heart out.
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I'm trying to save your life.
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And I'm trying to come to terms with this.
I need some time.
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And my heart.
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I'll do what I can.
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But they won't wait forever.
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Lead into gold? Big deal.
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You know, I can totally do that.
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- Sure, you could.
- What?
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It's a simple transformation spell.
That's it.
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Okay. Switch it back to lead.
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You know, I would,
but I've been drinking, so...
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Do you think we'll ever be that powerful?
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Oh, yes.
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With a little luck, a lot of hard work,
anything is possible.
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Miss Drake, the Grand Magus
would like to have a word with you.
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Me?
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Mm-hm.
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Did he say why?
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You just deal with that.
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Are you fucking kidding me?
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- Oh, that's good.
- Yum-num-num.
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Am I in trouble?
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What makes you say that?
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Just because I don't know why I'm here.
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Well, then... maybe you're in trouble.
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Vera...
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stop tormenting her.
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Alyssa Drake.
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It's a pleasure.
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Your hand.
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- It's healed.
- I know.
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Cool, right?
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I've heard so much about you.
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All good, I hope.
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Let's say I'm intrigued.
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Meet me in the temple tomorrow afternoon.
I have an interesting assignment for you.
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I'd be honored.
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Edward, please.
257
00:16:41,500 --> 00:16:43,502
You may go now, Miss Drake.
258
00:16:49,675 --> 00:16:51,593
She is only a Medicum
259
00:16:52,094 --> 00:16:53,721
and a sophomore.
260
00:16:53,804 --> 00:16:56,348
You know there's an empty seat
on the Gnostic Council.
261
00:16:56,432 --> 00:16:59,685
Yes, Margaret left quite a void.
262
00:17:00,185 --> 00:17:01,687
And quite a mess.
263
00:17:01,770 --> 00:17:03,188
I think you should take it.
264
00:17:03,939 --> 00:17:05,566
We could do great things together.
265
00:17:07,276 --> 00:17:10,029
I'm not sure that I'm the best choice.
266
00:17:10,112 --> 00:17:11,946
Which makes you the perfect choice.
267
00:17:12,531 --> 00:17:15,742
You always put The Order
before your own needs.
268
00:17:17,286 --> 00:17:19,413
- I'll think about it.
- That's all I ask.
269
00:17:34,470 --> 00:17:36,597
What is a Medicum doing here?
270
00:17:38,432 --> 00:17:39,975
Okay!
271
00:17:40,434 --> 00:17:44,229
Vera says that you're the ones
with the most potential.
272
00:17:45,689 --> 00:17:46,774
Potential
273
00:17:47,274 --> 00:17:48,817
will get you into the door,
274
00:17:49,026 --> 00:17:51,153
but it will not guarantee you a seat
275
00:17:51,820 --> 00:17:52,654
at the table.
276
00:17:54,073 --> 00:17:55,824
This obsidian block
277
00:17:56,200 --> 00:18:00,120
is estimated to be
between 1,500 and 2,000 years old.
278
00:18:01,371 --> 00:18:02,539
But spoiler alert.
279
00:18:03,123 --> 00:18:04,750
This is no ordinary...
280
00:18:06,168 --> 00:18:07,086
Hunk of rock.
281
00:18:17,387 --> 00:18:21,475
Something is inside this obsidian
that people don't want others to have.
282
00:18:21,767 --> 00:18:24,853
I want you to reverse engineer
283
00:18:25,854 --> 00:18:27,648
the magic protecting this stone.
284
00:18:29,775 --> 00:18:31,985
DELEATUR?
285
00:18:34,404 --> 00:18:35,239
Magus?
286
00:18:37,783 --> 00:18:38,784
With your permission?
287
00:18:50,045 --> 00:18:51,421
Deleatur!
288
00:18:54,341 --> 00:18:56,343
Ah! Ow. Ow.
289
00:19:00,264 --> 00:19:01,557
You know how to heal that?
290
00:19:03,308 --> 00:19:05,644
Right. My driver
will take you to the hospital.
291
00:19:08,105 --> 00:19:10,566
Now you know what you're dealing with,
impress me.
292
00:19:10,649 --> 00:19:11,483
Alyssa.
293
00:19:12,192 --> 00:19:13,944
Make sure the temple
gets a proper cleansing.
294
00:19:14,403 --> 00:19:15,612
At once, Magus.
295
00:19:16,905 --> 00:19:18,907
Now we know why she's here.
296
00:19:31,211 --> 00:19:34,006
Ladies and gentlemen,
the late Jack Morton.
297
00:19:34,715 --> 00:19:36,550
I know. I know. I'm sorry.
298
00:19:36,633 --> 00:19:38,343
I needed to get some studying in.
299
00:19:39,678 --> 00:19:40,512
Okay.
300
00:19:41,346 --> 00:19:42,639
What you got on Coventry?
301
00:19:43,265 --> 00:19:47,436
Ritual murders? Infant cannibalism?
Please say it's infant cannibalism.
302
00:19:47,519 --> 00:19:48,979
Well, he drinks Mezcal neat
303
00:19:49,062 --> 00:19:51,481
and talks like he's launching
a new smart phone.
304
00:19:53,192 --> 00:19:54,109
Wha... That's it?
305
00:19:54,193 --> 00:19:56,528
Pops, I am a nothing burger.
306
00:19:56,612 --> 00:19:59,573
Layers and layers of people above me.
307
00:19:59,907 --> 00:20:02,618
I killed a golem
and I all I got was an "attaboy."
308
00:20:02,701 --> 00:20:05,162
You've got to get on this
if we're gonna blow this thing open.
309
00:20:05,245 --> 00:20:06,997
Hey, I told you, no bomb threats.
310
00:20:07,080 --> 00:20:08,790
It's a metaphor, sport.
311
00:20:09,625 --> 00:20:11,001
And my new plan.
312
00:20:12,044 --> 00:20:13,921
We're going to expose Coventry, The Order,
313
00:20:14,004 --> 00:20:16,882
- the whole Megillah.
- Since when is a witch hunt the plan?
314
00:20:17,633 --> 00:20:20,969
Since I realized all you gotta do
is get me proof The Order exists.
315
00:20:21,303 --> 00:20:22,179
You know...
316
00:20:23,055 --> 00:20:24,890
photos, videotape, hard evidence.
317
00:20:24,973 --> 00:20:26,767
Edward will be destroyed.
318
00:20:27,184 --> 00:20:29,519
He'll be lucky
if he's not burned at the stake.
319
00:20:30,145 --> 00:20:31,271
It won't work, Pops.
320
00:20:34,274 --> 00:20:36,026
- They can time travel, can't they?
- No.
321
00:20:36,109 --> 00:20:38,195
But they can change the way
people remember things.
322
00:20:38,278 --> 00:20:40,697
You know those kids that died
during the selection process?
323
00:20:40,781 --> 00:20:41,657
What kids?
324
00:20:41,740 --> 00:20:42,574
See?
325
00:20:44,243 --> 00:20:45,869
Those sneaky bastards.
326
00:20:47,204 --> 00:20:50,332
Nothing should mess with my memory
except old age and whiskey.
327
00:20:50,832 --> 00:20:52,709
Okay. Okay.
328
00:20:54,211 --> 00:20:55,837
We gotta be sneakier.
329
00:20:55,921 --> 00:20:58,257
Tell me everything you know
about these dead kids.
330
00:20:58,507 --> 00:21:00,300
I know that I need to get to class.
331
00:21:00,676 --> 00:21:03,887
Jack, you're in college now.
You can't waste your time studying.
332
00:21:04,263 --> 00:21:07,641
- Coventry is your only priority.
- Pops, we will get him, I promise.
333
00:21:11,270 --> 00:21:12,187
I gotta go.
334
00:21:12,646 --> 00:21:13,480
Order business.
335
00:21:13,563 --> 00:21:16,316
- Get me something I can work with!
- I will.
336
00:21:17,234 --> 00:21:18,110
When?
337
00:21:21,488 --> 00:21:24,324
Sorry, I'm late. I was studying.
338
00:21:26,118 --> 00:21:30,289
Oh, no. Today I am gonna teach you
how to perform a cleansing incantation.
339
00:21:30,956 --> 00:21:32,165
We're doing magic now?
340
00:21:32,833 --> 00:21:34,209
It's part of your training.
341
00:21:36,295 --> 00:21:39,214
Relax. No one is setting
their hands on fire.
342
00:21:40,757 --> 00:21:43,385
Okay, now, rule number one,
343
00:21:43,593 --> 00:21:45,137
no unsupervised magic.
344
00:21:45,220 --> 00:21:47,889
And rule number two, all magic has a cost.
345
00:21:48,765 --> 00:21:50,392
A cost? Like a sacrifice?
346
00:21:50,475 --> 00:21:52,561
Sacrifice, or an offering.
347
00:21:52,644 --> 00:21:55,147
If you don't pay the price,
things can go wrong.
348
00:21:55,605 --> 00:21:59,693
Really wrong. That's why I'm going
to teach you how to use magic properly.
349
00:22:00,777 --> 00:22:02,362
Pick up that mortar and pestle.
350
00:22:04,781 --> 00:22:07,743
So, what does a cleansing spell
go for these days?
351
00:22:08,452 --> 00:22:11,079
In this case, the cost is your time.
352
00:22:11,455 --> 00:22:12,873
It's nothing to worry about.
353
00:22:12,956 --> 00:22:13,874
Nothing.
354
00:22:14,499 --> 00:22:17,461
And you're just wanna start
grinding the contents.
355
00:22:19,921 --> 00:22:20,922
Clockwise?
356
00:22:21,340 --> 00:22:23,467
- Counter-clockwise?
- It doesn't matter.
357
00:22:30,182 --> 00:22:31,350
Let me see.
358
00:22:32,976 --> 00:22:33,935
That's perfect.
359
00:22:35,187 --> 00:22:38,940
Now, grab a pinch of the powder
and sprinkle it onto the altar.
360
00:22:40,442 --> 00:22:42,444
- Yeah. Great. Yep.
- Like that? A pinch?
361
00:22:48,241 --> 00:22:49,659
And I'm just gonna...
362
00:22:52,120 --> 00:22:53,580
It's not hard.
363
00:23:02,672 --> 00:23:03,507
That was magic?
364
00:23:05,008 --> 00:23:06,093
Not so bad.
365
00:23:06,510 --> 00:23:09,388
That wasn't magic. This is.
366
00:23:09,888 --> 00:23:10,722
Alyssa, wait!
367
00:23:11,890 --> 00:23:12,724
What?
368
00:23:13,558 --> 00:23:14,434
I...
369
00:23:15,018 --> 00:23:15,894
I...
370
00:23:19,981 --> 00:23:20,857
I...
371
00:23:26,530 --> 00:23:27,823
I really like you.
372
00:23:31,368 --> 00:23:32,244
And...
373
00:23:33,745 --> 00:23:34,871
And this is a mistake.
374
00:23:43,547 --> 00:23:45,424
How'd you do on Benson's quiz?
375
00:23:45,507 --> 00:23:47,551
- I studied Macbeth.
- It was on Hamlet.
376
00:23:47,634 --> 00:23:48,927
Which is why I failed.
377
00:23:49,010 --> 00:23:52,055
So, now I have to read that,
and I still have Clarke's essay to finish.
378
00:23:52,639 --> 00:23:53,974
What's up, players?
379
00:23:54,307 --> 00:23:57,102
You missed Psych today.
Dr. Morales assigned a paper.
380
00:23:57,185 --> 00:23:59,104
- Already turned it in.
- How?
381
00:24:00,188 --> 00:24:01,189
Hang on.
382
00:24:05,318 --> 00:24:07,154
Quidquid requiritur, fiat.
383
00:24:10,532 --> 00:24:11,867
I don't have change for a hundred.
384
00:24:12,451 --> 00:24:14,327
Better go to the bar and get it then.
385
00:24:14,411 --> 00:24:17,164
Of course.
Let me know if you want anything else.
386
00:24:25,088 --> 00:24:25,922
Ouch.
387
00:24:29,843 --> 00:24:31,720
You just paid with a drawing.
388
00:24:32,012 --> 00:24:33,722
So, Jonas keeps asking me out.
389
00:24:34,097 --> 00:24:35,807
I keep telling him no, because he's gross.
390
00:24:36,475 --> 00:24:38,185
Then he starts trying to impress me,
391
00:24:38,268 --> 00:24:39,936
bragging about this glamour spell
he knows.
392
00:24:40,479 --> 00:24:43,398
Says it makes life super-easy.
I ask him to show me.
393
00:24:43,565 --> 00:24:45,942
He wants me to carry out
some gross temple fantasy first.
394
00:24:46,026 --> 00:24:47,402
So, I say,
395
00:24:47,944 --> 00:24:49,779
"Show me the spell, so I know it's legit."
396
00:24:51,239 --> 00:24:52,199
He shows me,
397
00:24:52,866 --> 00:24:54,784
I use it to make him think
we already did it.
398
00:24:56,036 --> 00:24:59,414
You fake-screwed
your way into advanced magic?
399
00:24:59,498 --> 00:25:01,124
Excuse me.
400
00:25:01,374 --> 00:25:03,376
I made sweet, fake love to him.
401
00:25:04,127 --> 00:25:06,171
Downside, now he thinks we're soulmates.
402
00:25:06,254 --> 00:25:08,298
Upside, fifteen minutes with a Sharpie,
403
00:25:08,381 --> 00:25:11,843
all my assignments are completed
and I'll never pay for a latte again.
404
00:25:12,928 --> 00:25:14,721
- I win.
- But...
405
00:25:14,804 --> 00:25:17,766
unsanctioned magic is against the rules.
What if you get caught?
406
00:25:17,849 --> 00:25:20,143
It's hard to be worried
when you're this relaxed.
407
00:25:20,685 --> 00:25:22,562
- Here you go. Your change.
- Yes.
408
00:25:23,939 --> 00:25:25,023
Show me.
409
00:25:26,775 --> 00:25:27,734
Me, too.
410
00:25:38,620 --> 00:25:41,289
Quidquid requiritur, fiat.
411
00:26:25,792 --> 00:26:28,336
Quidquid requiritur, fiat.
412
00:27:08,168 --> 00:27:10,545
Quidquid requiritur, fiat.
413
00:27:17,218 --> 00:27:19,721
Ha ha! Woo-hoo!
414
00:27:20,055 --> 00:27:21,556
Screw you, wolves!
415
00:27:22,057 --> 00:27:23,099
Who needs you?
416
00:27:23,516 --> 00:27:24,392
Yeah!
417
00:27:24,851 --> 00:27:26,394
Yeah! I don't.
418
00:27:26,728 --> 00:27:28,104
Dysmenorrhea.
419
00:27:28,480 --> 00:27:30,273
Severe period cramps.
420
00:27:30,440 --> 00:27:32,359
- Have you heard from Morton yet?
- Nope.
421
00:27:32,651 --> 00:27:34,069
Adenomyosis.
422
00:27:34,736 --> 00:27:37,656
- Did you at least check on him?
- Endometrial tissue in the uterine lining.
423
00:27:37,739 --> 00:27:38,740
Why would I?
424
00:27:39,282 --> 00:27:42,702
- 'Cause he's an untrained, rogue wolf.
- He's not a rogue wolf.
425
00:27:43,787 --> 00:27:46,247
If anything,
he's an emotionally unavailable wolf.
426
00:27:46,790 --> 00:27:49,793
We don't know what he's up to.
Or who he's talking to.
427
00:27:49,876 --> 00:27:52,587
Like you weren't overwhelmed
when you first changed.
428
00:27:53,129 --> 00:27:55,507
- Your point is?
- He needs some time.
429
00:27:55,715 --> 00:27:58,593
We'll let him process a little longer.
430
00:27:58,677 --> 00:27:59,678
Seriously?
431
00:28:00,095 --> 00:28:00,929
Again?
432
00:28:01,221 --> 00:28:02,055
Let's go.
433
00:28:04,933 --> 00:28:06,476
Quick patrol around the city.
434
00:28:07,644 --> 00:28:09,312
20th time's the charm.
435
00:28:13,525 --> 00:28:15,402
Quidquid requiritur, fiat.
436
00:28:19,030 --> 00:28:21,157
Professor Clarke.
Thanks for the extension.
437
00:28:21,241 --> 00:28:22,575
Let's see if it was worth it.
438
00:28:26,454 --> 00:28:27,831
"Empirical Detente.
439
00:28:27,914 --> 00:28:31,126
Unconscious Experience
vs Conscious Action."
440
00:28:31,876 --> 00:28:34,379
- Okay. See you later.
- Jack, stop.
441
00:28:37,424 --> 00:28:38,633
You wrote this yourself?
442
00:28:39,759 --> 00:28:41,678
Everything on that paper
was written by me.
443
00:28:42,429 --> 00:28:43,263
Jack.
444
00:28:44,264 --> 00:28:48,017
I know freshman year can be hard,
but Furzsteiger? Are you screwing with me?
445
00:28:48,685 --> 00:28:50,353
- I don't think so.
- I think you are.
446
00:28:51,312 --> 00:28:53,398
And I love it. I mean, you're...
447
00:28:53,690 --> 00:28:57,318
you're tying in physics
and the observer effect?
448
00:28:57,402 --> 00:28:58,945
I mean, this is incredible.
449
00:28:59,612 --> 00:29:01,656
- It's not that great.
- Jack, Jack, stop.
450
00:29:01,990 --> 00:29:04,075
Learn to take a compliment, okay?
Trust me... whoa!
451
00:29:04,159 --> 00:29:05,076
Professor!
452
00:29:05,160 --> 00:29:06,911
Jesus! Fuck!
453
00:29:07,495 --> 00:29:09,080
Son of a bitch!
454
00:29:09,956 --> 00:29:12,167
- Are you okay?
- Yeah, fuck. I'm fine.
455
00:29:13,168 --> 00:29:14,002
I'm fine.
456
00:29:14,586 --> 00:29:15,754
Really good work, Jack.
457
00:29:16,463 --> 00:29:17,839
Good work. I'm impressed.
458
00:29:18,715 --> 00:29:19,716
Ow!
459
00:29:19,799 --> 00:29:22,427
Fuck. I hope your bag is okay, dumb-ass.
460
00:29:22,510 --> 00:29:23,762
Move!
461
00:29:24,012 --> 00:29:25,013
Wow!
462
00:29:25,764 --> 00:29:27,640
Someone leveled up.
463
00:29:28,057 --> 00:29:29,225
Just the essentials.
464
00:29:29,684 --> 00:29:30,810
Stuff I need.
465
00:29:32,395 --> 00:29:34,939
For example, I really need this pizza.
466
00:29:36,024 --> 00:29:38,818
Quidquid requiritur, fiat.
467
00:29:40,987 --> 00:29:42,155
Thirty-eight, fifty.
468
00:29:42,781 --> 00:29:44,574
- Keep the change.
- Thanks, buddy.
469
00:29:44,657 --> 00:29:46,534
- Any time.
- Hey! Asshole!
470
00:29:47,577 --> 00:29:49,704
- What the fuck?
- I told you no anchovies!
471
00:29:52,832 --> 00:29:55,794
Have you guys noticed that weird shit
happens when you do a sigil?
472
00:29:57,545 --> 00:30:00,173
This is Belgrave, okay?
Weird shit is normal.
473
00:30:00,381 --> 00:30:01,216
That is true.
474
00:30:01,716 --> 00:30:02,634
This is pathetic.
475
00:30:03,218 --> 00:30:06,179
We're using magic
to scam pizzas and flat-screens.
476
00:30:07,013 --> 00:30:09,557
You're right.
Maybe we should cool things off a little.
477
00:30:10,475 --> 00:30:12,644
- I like the sigils.
- Cool things off?
478
00:30:13,144 --> 00:30:16,439
I think it's time
to turn things up a notch.
479
00:30:17,816 --> 00:30:19,025
You know what I'm saying?
480
00:30:20,443 --> 00:30:21,945
- Threesome.
- Bigger magic.
481
00:30:23,279 --> 00:30:24,447
I like her idea better.
482
00:30:31,788 --> 00:30:33,998
Let's say a professor was giving me grief.
483
00:30:34,749 --> 00:30:35,959
What would you suggest?
484
00:30:36,543 --> 00:30:39,712
Your best bet would be
an Interficio Incantation.
485
00:30:41,005 --> 00:30:43,091
And where would I find a spell like that?
486
00:30:45,385 --> 00:30:47,887
There's a book in the reliquary.
487
00:30:51,724 --> 00:30:52,809
What's it called?
488
00:30:53,351 --> 00:30:55,144
I can't remember. It's...
489
00:30:56,145 --> 00:30:58,064
small and
490
00:30:58,147 --> 00:31:00,525
red with a gold trim.
491
00:31:03,111 --> 00:31:04,195
Oh, yeah.
492
00:31:05,738 --> 00:31:06,656
Okay.
493
00:31:11,619 --> 00:31:12,453
Is this it?
494
00:31:14,163 --> 00:31:15,957
Yeah. Where did you get that?
495
00:31:16,499 --> 00:31:17,917
- Shut up.
- Okay.
496
00:31:21,880 --> 00:31:22,755
Stop.
497
00:31:23,339 --> 00:31:25,884
Why? We basically have a moral obligation
to get this.
498
00:31:25,967 --> 00:31:27,594
Go. Get going.
499
00:31:29,512 --> 00:31:31,973
Oh, my God! We should move in together.
500
00:31:33,641 --> 00:31:35,518
My dad has a place. It'd be great.
501
00:31:39,397 --> 00:31:42,275
Ladies and gentlemen, Gabrielle Dupres.
502
00:31:42,692 --> 00:31:44,152
Thank you, thank you.
503
00:31:50,992 --> 00:31:52,827
Remind me why
we haven't dealt with him yet?
504
00:31:52,911 --> 00:31:55,246
Because we've been running
all over town like idiots,
505
00:31:55,330 --> 00:31:57,457
trying to track down
whoever is doing all this magic.
506
00:31:57,540 --> 00:32:01,336
Ten bucks says it's some frosh testing out
their first set of tarot cards.
507
00:32:01,419 --> 00:32:04,339
- I can't remember it ever being this bad.
- You're kidding, right?
508
00:32:04,422 --> 00:32:06,507
Every year, the new Order recruits
get a taste
509
00:32:06,591 --> 00:32:08,301
and start using magic
on themselves.
510
00:32:09,427 --> 00:32:10,303
It's him.
511
00:32:11,387 --> 00:32:12,221
Look at him.
512
00:32:12,889 --> 00:32:16,267
Yesterday he's thrift store chic
and today he's Mr. Fancy Pants.
513
00:32:16,684 --> 00:32:19,228
Maybe he's gotta do laundry.
514
00:32:19,395 --> 00:32:20,563
No, she's right.
515
00:32:21,230 --> 00:32:22,690
Those pants are fairly fancy.
516
00:32:23,024 --> 00:32:25,109
How is a townie getting magic?
517
00:32:27,528 --> 00:32:31,658
Yeah, I probably should've
mentioned this before, but...
518
00:32:32,575 --> 00:32:33,493
Jack's in The Order.
519
00:32:34,118 --> 00:32:35,328
Shut the fuck up.
520
00:32:35,411 --> 00:32:38,081
So he's in The Hermetic Order
of the Blue Rose.
521
00:32:38,289 --> 00:32:41,668
- That doesn't make him a bad guy.
- They're our sworn enemies.
522
00:32:41,751 --> 00:32:44,462
Which is why having an inside man
523
00:32:44,545 --> 00:32:46,422
is going to be fantastic.
524
00:32:47,048 --> 00:32:49,425
Besides, we don't know
if he's doing the magic or not.
525
00:32:49,509 --> 00:32:52,178
- We'll get confirmation.
- So, we're magic cops now?
526
00:32:52,261 --> 00:32:53,972
We've always been magic cops.
527
00:32:54,597 --> 00:32:55,640
Fair.
528
00:32:55,723 --> 00:32:58,351
Medicums aren't allowed unfettered access
529
00:32:58,434 --> 00:33:00,603
to the reliquary, Miss Drake.
You know that.
530
00:33:00,687 --> 00:33:01,521
I do.
531
00:33:01,771 --> 00:33:03,982
- But Edward has given...
- Edward?
532
00:33:05,149 --> 00:33:08,987
The Grand Magus has given us an assignment
and I need to do some research.
533
00:33:09,070 --> 00:33:10,780
Everyone else is a Magistratus.
534
00:33:10,863 --> 00:33:13,741
They don't need special permission
to enter the reliquary. I do.
535
00:33:15,451 --> 00:33:17,036
What kind of assignment?
536
00:33:18,079 --> 00:33:20,623
I... I don't think I'm supposed to say.
537
00:33:22,250 --> 00:33:25,128
Well, then, that puts you in rather
an awkward situation.
538
00:33:28,798 --> 00:33:31,175
It's an obsidian stone,
protected by magic.
539
00:33:31,259 --> 00:33:32,260
That's all I know.
540
00:33:32,343 --> 00:33:35,638
And that's all I will know,
unless I can use the reliquary.
541
00:33:37,223 --> 00:33:38,307
Did you know
542
00:33:38,558 --> 00:33:40,685
I was the youngest ever practitioner
543
00:33:40,768 --> 00:33:43,354
in the Belgrave chapter
to be made Temple Magus?
544
00:33:43,438 --> 00:33:46,149
Yeah. That was a while ago,
don't you wanna move up?
545
00:33:48,151 --> 00:33:52,405
Ambition can be
a valuable tool, Miss Drake.
546
00:33:52,947 --> 00:33:54,532
But so can restraint.
547
00:33:56,492 --> 00:33:57,326
Palm.
548
00:34:01,539 --> 00:34:03,249
Accessus permittatur.
549
00:34:10,339 --> 00:34:11,674
Don't let it go to your head.
550
00:34:13,051 --> 00:34:13,967
Thank you.
551
00:34:23,186 --> 00:34:26,230
He's not supposed to change the locks.
Now I have to write him up.
552
00:34:27,231 --> 00:34:29,233
I think you can save the ink.
553
00:34:30,109 --> 00:34:31,652
Okay.
554
00:34:31,735 --> 00:34:35,864
This room is ten times cooler
than it used to be.
555
00:34:36,491 --> 00:34:38,493
But that doesn't prove he's doing magic.
556
00:34:39,577 --> 00:34:40,620
This does.
557
00:34:43,998 --> 00:34:46,333
I still don't think we should kill him.
558
00:34:46,417 --> 00:34:48,753
He's smart.
He got 96% on that.
559
00:34:48,835 --> 00:34:51,255
He's in The Order. We can't trust him.
560
00:34:51,339 --> 00:34:53,757
Silverback picked him for a reason.
561
00:34:54,007 --> 00:34:56,302
- We should to figure out what that is.
- Hey, hey.
562
00:34:56,385 --> 00:34:58,304
Last time I checked, I'm in charge.
563
00:34:58,387 --> 00:35:00,515
And I say there's only one way
we settle this.
564
00:35:03,184 --> 00:35:04,143
Ha!
565
00:35:04,727 --> 00:35:07,814
- Drink up, loser.
- And don't spill half of it this time.
566
00:35:10,066 --> 00:35:11,442
What have we become?
567
00:35:13,986 --> 00:35:16,405
We're the Knights of Saint Christopher.
568
00:35:17,115 --> 00:35:21,035
We're supposed to be champions
of all that is good and just.
569
00:35:21,869 --> 00:35:23,496
Defenders of the innocent.
570
00:35:24,372 --> 00:35:25,414
And look at us.
571
00:35:26,666 --> 00:35:31,921
We're letting a game of beer pong
decide if Jack Morton lives or dies?
572
00:35:37,844 --> 00:35:38,678
Fine.
573
00:35:41,764 --> 00:35:43,349
- Best out of three?
- Deal.
574
00:35:48,980 --> 00:35:50,022
Nothing now.
575
00:35:51,274 --> 00:35:52,733
You've still got nothing?
576
00:35:52,817 --> 00:35:54,026
Not even a photo?
577
00:35:56,696 --> 00:35:57,905
How hard can this be?
578
00:35:58,739 --> 00:35:59,949
It's pretty hard, Pops.
579
00:36:00,533 --> 00:36:01,784
Magic, remember?
580
00:36:03,578 --> 00:36:05,913
You know what's hard?
Sitting here waiting,
581
00:36:06,247 --> 00:36:08,416
knowing we finally have access to Coventry
582
00:36:08,499 --> 00:36:11,127
while you lounge around
with your thumb up your ass.
583
00:36:11,210 --> 00:36:13,212
That's not even close to what I'm doing.
584
00:36:14,046 --> 00:36:17,133
Well, maybe if you weren't so busy
dressing like some preppy idiot
585
00:36:17,216 --> 00:36:19,552
and studying,
you might have something by now.
586
00:36:20,178 --> 00:36:21,888
Something we can use to destroy him.
587
00:36:21,971 --> 00:36:23,681
Or have you forgotten
what we're doing here?
588
00:36:23,764 --> 00:36:25,933
I never forget. How could I?
589
00:36:26,392 --> 00:36:27,560
It's all you ever talk about.
590
00:36:29,020 --> 00:36:30,521
You wanted this, too.
591
00:36:31,314 --> 00:36:33,024
You wanted revenge for your mother.
592
00:36:35,776 --> 00:36:38,029
- So, what's changed?
- Nothing's changed, Pops.
593
00:36:38,112 --> 00:36:39,488
If you would you just listen to...
594
00:36:39,989 --> 00:36:42,700
You know, you're on that phone
every goddamn second,
595
00:36:42,783 --> 00:36:44,911
you can't get one lousy photo? Come on.
596
00:36:44,994 --> 00:36:47,496
I can take a photo.
I can take a bunch of photos.
597
00:36:48,873 --> 00:36:52,043
Quidquid requiritur, fiat.
598
00:36:54,378 --> 00:36:56,464
Here. I have been taking photos.
599
00:36:56,547 --> 00:36:58,007
This is what happens.
600
00:37:00,343 --> 00:37:01,761
Everyone comes out blank.
601
00:37:04,305 --> 00:37:05,306
Christ!
602
00:37:06,724 --> 00:37:09,560
They must be using some kind of magic
to block the cameras.
603
00:37:10,436 --> 00:37:11,270
Yeah.
604
00:37:12,271 --> 00:37:15,024
And until I can figure out
how to bypass it, we're stuck.
605
00:37:16,108 --> 00:37:17,777
So, please, just get off my back.
606
00:37:19,779 --> 00:37:21,364
Yeah. Sure.
607
00:37:21,822 --> 00:37:23,407
Of course. I'm sorry.
608
00:37:24,575 --> 00:37:25,910
You just had to do show me that.
609
00:37:27,245 --> 00:37:29,580
We're good though, huh? A-okay?
610
00:37:29,664 --> 00:37:31,499
- A-okay.
- A-okay.
611
00:37:41,842 --> 00:37:43,469
- Pops?
- No problem.
612
00:37:43,678 --> 00:37:44,512
Pops!
613
00:37:51,560 --> 00:37:54,522
- My grandfather almost died.
- From a cookie.
614
00:37:54,605 --> 00:37:57,608
We're talking about putting an end
to Benson's pop quizzes.
615
00:37:57,692 --> 00:37:58,901
You can't bail now.
616
00:37:59,402 --> 00:38:01,612
Come on, Jack. lt's just a coincidence.
617
00:38:01,696 --> 00:38:03,948
I thought that too, but it's not.
618
00:38:04,115 --> 00:38:07,743
First that waitress, then Prof. Clarke,
and the pizza guy.
619
00:38:08,327 --> 00:38:10,121
Alyssa said magic has a price.
620
00:38:12,748 --> 00:38:14,458
And you know what I'm talking about.
621
00:38:14,959 --> 00:38:17,128
I wasn't gonna cut my finger
to make a $20 bill.
622
00:38:17,545 --> 00:38:18,379
I knew it.
623
00:38:18,963 --> 00:38:21,215
- They paid the price because we didn't.
- Look.
624
00:38:21,632 --> 00:38:25,886
We were stupid with the sigils,
but this is a totally different spell.
625
00:38:25,970 --> 00:38:28,180
We can stop Benson's stupid tests.
626
00:38:28,681 --> 00:38:31,767
And think of the service we'd be providing
to the entire freshman class.
627
00:38:31,851 --> 00:38:32,810
At what cost?
628
00:38:32,893 --> 00:38:36,105
That's the best part.
It doesn't require one.
629
00:38:36,731 --> 00:38:38,774
Right. It's a total freebie.
630
00:38:39,191 --> 00:38:40,026
Guys.
631
00:38:40,526 --> 00:38:41,652
- No.
- Look.
632
00:38:42,111 --> 00:38:44,280
You don't have to help
with the incantation.
633
00:38:44,655 --> 00:38:45,614
Just...
634
00:38:46,365 --> 00:38:48,784
get the book back to the temple
without getting caught.
635
00:38:48,868 --> 00:38:50,828
How?
We needed Jonas to get in there.
636
00:38:50,911 --> 00:38:53,289
You'll figure it out.
We'll handle the rest.
637
00:38:55,875 --> 00:38:56,709
Deal?
638
00:38:58,669 --> 00:38:59,545
This is it.
639
00:39:00,046 --> 00:39:01,714
The last one.
640
00:39:01,797 --> 00:39:02,965
Yay!
641
00:39:20,608 --> 00:39:21,859
What are you doing?
642
00:39:22,568 --> 00:39:25,613
You're not allowed in here.
You must leave. Edward will be here soon.
643
00:39:25,696 --> 00:39:27,198
I was just... I was...
644
00:39:29,367 --> 00:39:32,328
Doing unsanctioned magic?
What were you thinking?
645
00:39:33,245 --> 00:39:36,123
- Gabrielle got it from Jonas and she...
- No. Stop. I don't wanna hear it.
646
00:39:36,207 --> 00:39:37,375
The less I know, the better.
647
00:39:39,001 --> 00:39:40,669
You're lucky I'm the one who caught you.
648
00:39:40,753 --> 00:39:43,464
Something like this could get us both
in a lot of trouble.
649
00:39:43,547 --> 00:39:46,425
- I'm being responsible. I'm returning it.
- This could have killed you.
650
00:39:46,717 --> 00:39:49,136
- It's a book.
- A book of murder spells!
651
00:39:50,471 --> 00:39:51,347
Idiot!
652
00:40:01,273 --> 00:40:02,983
Damn it! You liars.
653
00:40:06,862 --> 00:40:08,197
Oh!
654
00:40:13,619 --> 00:40:16,789
Ah! Oh!
655
00:40:20,668 --> 00:40:22,670
YOU LOST
656
00:40:22,795 --> 00:40:24,713
FOOD
657
00:40:27,216 --> 00:40:28,926
KILL JACK
658
00:40:29,677 --> 00:40:31,679
Oh.
659
00:40:45,818 --> 00:40:47,278
Diego. A hand?
660
00:41:04,920 --> 00:41:08,507
Diego has politely offered to take Selena
661
00:41:08,799 --> 00:41:09,717
to hospital.
662
00:41:10,092 --> 00:41:11,302
He isn't coming back, is he?
663
00:41:13,053 --> 00:41:14,472
He asked to be excused.
664
00:41:18,851 --> 00:41:20,603
There's no shame...
665
00:41:22,521 --> 00:41:23,856
in knowing your limits.
666
00:41:28,110 --> 00:41:29,570
There is something I'd like to try.
667
00:42:00,684 --> 00:42:03,312
Secreta tua revelentur.
668
00:42:17,952 --> 00:42:19,870
Selena and Kyle cast attack spells,
669
00:42:19,954 --> 00:42:22,289
but they echoed back, so...
670
00:42:23,290 --> 00:42:24,917
I tried submission instead.
671
00:42:25,876 --> 00:42:28,254
Reverse psychology on an incantation.
672
00:42:29,713 --> 00:42:32,049
- Gotta put that major to use somehow.
- Impressive.
673
00:42:34,301 --> 00:42:35,970
You already knew what spell to use.
674
00:42:36,595 --> 00:42:38,222
I told you it was a test.
675
00:42:42,560 --> 00:42:43,602
Is that paper?
676
00:42:44,353 --> 00:42:45,896
Pages from a very old book.
677
00:42:49,441 --> 00:42:50,651
I hope it's a good one.
678
00:42:51,986 --> 00:42:53,112
It's remarkable.
679
00:43:09,461 --> 00:43:11,213
Professor Benson!
680
00:43:13,507 --> 00:43:14,925
Professor Benson!
681
00:43:15,759 --> 00:43:17,011
Oh, thank God.
682
00:43:17,595 --> 00:43:19,138
Office hours are three to five-thirty.
683
00:43:19,263 --> 00:43:21,724
I'm sorry to bother you, Professor,
but I had no other choice.
684
00:43:21,807 --> 00:43:24,143
Well, I can think
of several other choices.
685
00:43:25,102 --> 00:43:27,187
Wait, how do you even know where I live?
686
00:43:27,271 --> 00:43:29,565
You geotag your tweets.
Anyone can find out.
687
00:43:29,732 --> 00:43:31,942
Oh. I didn't know that.
688
00:43:33,402 --> 00:43:35,571
That makes you even creepier.
Why are you here?
689
00:43:36,822 --> 00:43:38,824
Professor, I don't know how to say this.
690
00:43:39,408 --> 00:43:41,493
Oh, no. I'm sorry.
691
00:43:41,577 --> 00:43:43,287
This is really not appropriate.
692
00:43:43,787 --> 00:43:46,123
You're a student, I am your professor.
That's all.
693
00:43:46,206 --> 00:43:49,376
It's not that! No. Wait.
It's not that you're not attractive.
694
00:43:49,543 --> 00:43:51,211
- You are...
- Know what? You need to leave.
695
00:43:51,295 --> 00:43:53,380
- Right now.
- You're gonna get hurt.
696
00:43:53,881 --> 00:43:55,090
Are you threatening me?
697
00:43:56,592 --> 00:43:57,468
Oh, no.
698
00:43:58,135 --> 00:43:58,969
They did it.
699
00:44:00,471 --> 00:44:02,723
I tried to stop them. I told them not to.
700
00:44:03,599 --> 00:44:05,392
- Are you on drugs?
- Hide!
701
00:44:14,068 --> 00:44:19,698
Ah! Ah!
702
00:44:32,503 --> 00:44:33,587
Oh, no.
703
00:44:34,880 --> 00:44:35,798
Professor.
704
00:44:41,428 --> 00:44:43,138
Oh, no. No, no.
705
00:44:48,894 --> 00:44:49,895
Oh, God.
706
00:44:51,563 --> 00:44:52,648
Professor Clarke.
707
00:44:57,736 --> 00:44:58,862
I'm a murderer.
708
00:45:02,449 --> 00:45:03,784
And you were my favorite.
709
00:45:06,787 --> 00:45:08,205
I'm really sorry, Professor.
710
00:45:58,380 --> 00:45:59,381
Pants.
711
00:46:01,675 --> 00:46:02,885
Pants!
712
00:46:05,095 --> 00:46:07,765
I'm really, really sorry.
713
00:48:03,755 --> 00:48:06,049
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