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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,776 --> 00:00:10,961 Well, before telling the story of that Christmas, 2 00:00:11,116 --> 00:00:15,860 I wanted to introduce you to the prettiest town in the world, my grandparent' town, 3 00:00:15,861 --> 00:00:17,761 where my parents were born, 4 00:00:17,784 --> 00:00:21,470 and where each year we came to spend the Christmas holidays. 5 00:00:22,868 --> 00:00:25,575 This is Garibaldi street, with Naples Gate, 6 00:00:25,669 --> 00:00:30,265 so named because, they told me, going always sflaight you get ta Naples. 7 00:00:30,425 --> 00:00:35,385 And the street, instead, is so named since Garibaldi crossed it to go to Caprera. 8 00:00:39,787 --> 00:00:42,893 Dearest Relatives, Poisonous Relations 9 00:00:44,751 --> 00:00:47,709 In this building mum went to school, 10 00:00:47,807 --> 00:00:50,207 but now there is the City Hall. 11 00:00:59,838 --> 00:01:02,841 This is the church of the Pilgrim Mother, 12 00:01:03,059 --> 00:01:08,247 and the Madonna herself had it built, once she had descended into town and said: 13 00:01:08,537 --> 00:01:12,382 "Here I've descended, and here I want that you build my church. " 14 00:01:34,763 --> 00:01:38,904 The gentleman who's buying a newspaper is lawyer Colacioppo. 15 00:01:39,045 --> 00:01:43,778 Dad says he's famous because he treats lawsuits aka in the cities of the North. 16 00:01:43,820 --> 00:01:47,537 Is it right that we poor workers must work even on Christmas eve? 17 00:01:47,538 --> 00:01:49,062 Eh, ifs gotta end! 18 00:01:52,054 --> 00:01:56,248 It's gotta end? Christmas, Easter, you gotta work, proletarians! 19 00:01:56,249 --> 00:01:59,013 The Wall came down! Who'll defend you now? 20 00:01:59,161 --> 00:02:00,901 Let's not talk about it. 21 00:02:08,365 --> 00:02:12,620 That lady, everyone knows her in town. Her name is Assunta. 22 00:02:12,918 --> 00:02:14,670 What're you doing tonight? 23 00:02:14,698 --> 00:02:17,360 You can't leave us alone on Christmas Eve! 24 00:02:17,423 --> 00:02:19,186 What's your name, Miss? 25 00:02:19,533 --> 00:02:21,569 Just call me Suzy, boys. 26 00:02:22,855 --> 00:02:25,050 Dad says that she's important 27 00:02:25,193 --> 00:02:28,833 because she helps make the lives of the soldiers less harsh. 28 00:02:30,293 --> 00:02:33,273 The owner of that boutique is named Osvaldo. 29 00:02:35,432 --> 00:02:38,435 Then we'll meet tonight, at the "Sixth Sense". 30 00:02:39,233 --> 00:02:42,437 But I don't know why, everyone calls him "The saleslady". 31 00:02:42,438 --> 00:02:47,876 The Casta Diva walked by! She's depriving us of the flower of youth! 32 00:02:51,884 --> 00:02:54,671 This lady is one of Mum's schoolmates. 33 00:02:54,678 --> 00:02:59,456 Having a defect of sigh; since childhood she wanted ta sell eyeglasses. 34 00:02:59,463 --> 00:03:01,397 Here, try these eyeglasses. 35 00:03:03,829 --> 00:03:08,641 How chic! As if Christian made them just for you. Look in the mirror. Wondrous! 36 00:03:45,096 --> 00:03:49,533 And this 11s the monument to the most famous character: Ovidius Naso. 37 00:03:50,065 --> 00:03:53,592 Behind him, there's the nicest bar: the "Grand Cafe". 38 00:04:00,893 --> 00:04:04,431 Anto'! Always lively like a cricket, eh? - Again! 39 00:04:07,447 --> 00:04:11,599 Cumpa', he still scores, sometimes! - You fresh head! 40 00:04:15,330 --> 00:04:17,821 Those with the skirt make my blood boil! 41 00:04:17,836 --> 00:04:20,578 Shall we take a nougat? - And that basket. 42 00:04:20,587 --> 00:04:24,546 Man is like the egg: the more it boils, the harder it gets. - Idiots! 43 00:04:24,953 --> 00:04:29,356 Here was born my mother, and here still live my grandparents. 44 00:04:29,541 --> 00:04:32,658 The one looking out, is precisely Grandma Trieste. 45 00:04:32,851 --> 00:04:36,400 But maybe it's best to know me and my family first. 46 00:04:43,293 --> 00:04:44,829 This one is me. 47 00:04:47,938 --> 00:04:53,103 He 13 my father. He? A surveyor at the technical office of our town, Teramo. 48 00:04:53,228 --> 00:04:57,129 He's a fin of Pescara team, and belongs to the Christian Demoaala. 49 00:04:57,130 --> 00:04:59,963 But he always says that he never voted for them. 50 00:04:59,970 --> 00:05:04,623 My mum, instead, is a teacher, and works in the town library. 51 00:05:04,833 --> 00:05:08,852 She suffers from colitis with a nervous dianhea, thanks to, says she: 52 00:05:08,853 --> 00:05:11,822 the library manager, my father, and me too. 53 00:05:11,823 --> 00:05:15,122 This one decided that what I cook isn't good for him. 54 00:05:15,534 --> 00:05:19,584 He prefers to fall sick and make me die from fright. I'll say! 55 00:05:19,831 --> 00:05:21,378 What did he do now? 56 00:05:21,833 --> 00:05:26,054 I don't want to upset you on Christmas Eve. Let bygones be bygones. 57 00:05:29,663 --> 00:05:34,032 This one eats fried chips! I found out that, after school, 58 00:05:34,090 --> 00:05:37,571 he goes with Niuolino to gobble fried chips at Paflnurger! 59 00:05:37,849 --> 00:05:41,569 Michele, tell him that he's ruining his stomach. His liver! 60 00:05:41,697 --> 00:05:43,540 Tell him how he'll end up! 61 00:05:43,680 --> 00:05:45,113 You know how it ends? 62 00:05:45,152 --> 00:05:49,227 You'll carry for all your life a plastic bag attached for your physical needs! 63 00:05:49,228 --> 00:05:50,365 That's how! 64 00:05:50,410 --> 00:05:54,479 Did you hear your mother, that you must no longer eat fries? - Never! 65 00:05:54,480 --> 00:05:55,640 Never ever! 66 00:05:56,434 --> 00:05:58,527 - Never! - And hamburgers too! 67 00:05:58,546 --> 00:06:03,301 They can put inside whatever they want, don't you get it? There's ice, go slowly. 68 00:06:10,639 --> 00:06:14,359 Jesus, how much snow! Just now that they're coming! 69 00:06:17,952 --> 00:06:19,067 Save'? 70 00:06:19,501 --> 00:06:23,828 Have you pulled the chain? - Pull what? I didn't do anything! 71 00:06:23,829 --> 00:06:28,220 Check better! You know they're picky to find everything clean. 72 00:06:30,083 --> 00:06:33,132 As if we're receiving the Princes of Torlonia! 73 00:06:34,759 --> 00:06:38,866 When Trieste tells you something, you gotta do it, and shut up. 74 00:06:39,456 --> 00:06:43,062 Do as I said. Meanwhile, bring the TV in the other room. 75 00:06:44,675 --> 00:06:45,721 Be calm. 76 00:06:45,851 --> 00:06:50,618 Grandpa is from Cistema, and was a corporal of the Carabinieri, 77 00:06:50,668 --> 00:06:54,889 first at Lanciano and then at Chieti Scalo, where he was a sergeant. 78 00:06:54,966 --> 00:06:58,844 Since a couple ofyearzs he's begun to suffer a bit from memory, 79 00:06:58,845 --> 00:07:01,097 maybe because, throughout the day, 80 00:07:01,115 --> 00:07:04,960 he does nothing but wander around the house and watch television. 81 00:07:25,824 --> 00:07:27,530 It's cold! 82 00:07:28,111 --> 00:07:32,764 Come on, come on! - Mauro, open the trunk. - Help me, it's freezing out here! 83 00:07:33,113 --> 00:07:34,853 Come on, Mauro, come on! 84 00:07:36,571 --> 00:07:41,042 Ooh, here we are! Grandpa! Always on the ball, huh? 85 00:07:41,134 --> 00:07:43,785 I haven't voided my bowels for four days! 86 00:07:44,010 --> 00:07:48,891 How are you, ma? - Thank God, between straight and crooked! 87 00:07:49,007 --> 00:07:52,517 Grandma! - I haven't voided since four days. 88 00:07:52,518 --> 00:07:54,941 Lucky you! Me, two or three times a day. 89 00:07:54,954 --> 00:07:58,921 Still for that damn colitis? - Mum, believe me, I no longer know what to eat! 90 00:07:58,922 --> 00:08:04,121 Pasta hurts me, meat hurts me, fish hurts me, vegetables, not even the smell! 91 00:08:04,172 --> 00:08:05,810 Can I go on like this? 92 00:08:05,856 --> 00:08:08,370 Damned belly! I was worried. 93 00:08:08,690 --> 00:08:11,102 With this snow, the cars slip... 94 00:08:11,199 --> 00:08:14,737 Luckily it just started to fall. After the town of Popoli 95 00:08:25,198 --> 00:08:27,814 This is my grandparents' bedroom, 96 00:08:27,902 --> 00:08:30,587 where I've always slept since a child. 97 00:08:30,761 --> 00:08:34,083 At first in the large bed, and now in the folding bed. 98 00:08:39,404 --> 00:08:42,988 This was the room of uncle Alfredo and uncle Alessandro. 99 00:08:46,048 --> 00:08:49,777 And here instead were sleeping mum when young, and her skter, 100 00:08:49,778 --> 00:08:51,882 which would be my aunt Milena. 101 00:08:59,676 --> 00:09:01,564 This is the dining room. 102 00:09:04,345 --> 00:09:07,724 The paintings are part of grandpa's private collection. 103 00:09:10,096 --> 00:09:13,236 They were all painted by his Carabinieri mates. 104 00:09:18,068 --> 00:09:22,528 The one I like the most is this, where they're having luncheon on the grass. 105 00:09:25,719 --> 00:09:28,210 I see that you have much good taste! 106 00:09:28,736 --> 00:09:31,148 This one is a true masterpiece! 107 00:09:32,130 --> 00:09:36,635 It was painted by first marshal Giuseppe Miscia. It's also written. 108 00:09:37,241 --> 00:09:42,372 Think that, all those in possession of his paintings, are just waiting for his death. 109 00:09:43,497 --> 00:09:44,577 Why? 110 00:09:46,094 --> 00:09:47,891 I don't know that myself. 111 00:09:48,041 --> 00:09:50,976 Mauro! It's no use putting your stuff there. 112 00:09:50,977 --> 00:09:54,839 We talked about it. Stop sleeping with your grandparents, you're big. Go! 113 00:09:54,840 --> 00:09:57,842 And that's the coldest room! You'll get sick for sure! 114 00:09:57,843 --> 00:10:01,222 Grandpa, may I sleep with you? - You've always done it! 115 00:10:01,361 --> 00:10:05,559 How, cold? It's that you're used to sleeping at a high temperature! 116 00:10:05,612 --> 00:10:07,102 So he falls ill! 117 00:10:07,554 --> 00:10:12,036 And then, my little grandson must sleep with us, that's it! - He's grown! 118 00:10:12,296 --> 00:10:15,493 What grown? Look at him, a tiny little creature! 119 00:10:17,321 --> 00:10:22,490 That's Alessandro.- Usually, soon after u; came from Modena uncle A/essandm, 120 00:10:22,491 --> 00:10:25,555 mum's brother, with aunt Gina and my cousin Monica. 121 00:10:25,556 --> 00:10:27,387 You're fine? I'm glad. 122 00:10:29,304 --> 00:10:31,181 You're fine? I'm glad. 123 00:10:31,207 --> 00:10:36,232 Uncle Alessandro loves nature, and is part of a group called "Friends of the Earth". 124 00:10:36,233 --> 00:10:38,030 Hi, you're fine? I'm glad. 125 00:10:38,053 --> 00:10:41,912 But dad always says that he should thank him and the Christian Democrats; 126 00:10:41,913 --> 00:10:43,869 if he's now a postal clerk. 127 00:10:43,889 --> 00:10:47,165 Mum, however; says that my uncle has a simple soul. 128 00:10:47,447 --> 00:10:49,824 And that's why he married aunt Gina, 129 00:10:49,837 --> 00:10:52,954 who was, and still is, up to all sort of houbles. 130 00:10:53,285 --> 00:10:57,767 Monica seems always bigger. She entered a contest far teenagers, 131 00:10:57,836 --> 00:11:00,316 and I think this went to her head, 132 00:11:00,325 --> 00:11:03,601 because she says she wants to be a dancer in TVshows. 133 00:11:03,946 --> 00:11:07,052 Do we go up the attic to get the Christmas baubles? 134 00:11:07,054 --> 00:11:09,466 Ugh! You still care about such things? 135 00:11:12,851 --> 00:11:15,718 And also her chest seems to have grown bigger. 136 00:11:16,631 --> 00:11:19,857 Eh, Alessa'... The Berlin Wall has fallen. 137 00:11:19,858 --> 00:11:22,565 And so fell Russia, Poland, Czechoslovakia, 138 00:11:22,634 --> 00:11:26,170 Bulgaria, Hungary, Albania... Yugoslavia! 139 00:11:26,171 --> 00:11:31,417 And according to you, the hammer and sickle still must remain under the oak? 140 00:11:31,418 --> 00:11:35,127 It is for keeping, in the Party's symbol, a certain "continuum". 141 00:11:35,212 --> 00:11:37,146 - A what? - A "continuum". 142 00:11:37,404 --> 00:11:42,250 Me, yoga relaxes me a lot, both the physique and the mind, y'know? 143 00:11:42,460 --> 00:11:47,026 It's a bit like finding your balance between your inner and your outer, here is. 144 00:11:47,027 --> 00:11:49,882 The ligaments, then, it loosens them all. 145 00:11:49,971 --> 00:11:53,402 Each day, then, I do at least an hour of meditation. 146 00:11:53,403 --> 00:11:58,375 Oh, look, I advise it. If in the area there is a yoga school, run there immediately. 147 00:11:58,461 --> 00:12:00,258 I'll find out about it. 148 00:12:00,636 --> 00:12:02,911 - If there is, I'll run. - Do run. 149 00:12:03,759 --> 00:12:04,783 Who is it? 150 00:12:04,836 --> 00:12:08,886 From Rome arrived uncle Hlippo and aunt Milena, mum's other sister. 151 00:12:09,520 --> 00:12:11,533 - It's Milena. - Mama! 152 00:12:11,701 --> 00:12:16,400 Uncle Filippo is a marshal of the air force, and works upon a tower, 153 00:12:16,500 --> 00:12:20,140 yet almost every day he comes home with some wild chicory. 154 00:12:20,252 --> 00:12:23,050 Aunt Milena is very good, and she's famous 155 00:12:23,051 --> 00:12:27,659 because many years ago she took part in a radio program called 'The prawn... 156 00:12:27,859 --> 00:12:31,282 And maybe that's why she loves quizzes and Mike Bongiorno. 157 00:12:31,283 --> 00:12:34,457 However, her greatest grief is not having children. 158 00:12:34,541 --> 00:12:37,990 How are you, are you fine? - Fine. - I'm glad. 159 00:12:37,991 --> 00:12:40,084 He's in great shape! 160 00:12:40,190 --> 00:12:44,047 Hi, Michele. How are you? - Hello. Everything fine? - Yes. 161 00:12:44,105 --> 00:12:46,642 You look great! - Hello, Filippo! 162 00:12:47,269 --> 00:12:50,898 You know what's my greatest flaw? It's that I'm too good. 163 00:12:51,450 --> 00:12:56,228 I give people all I have. Everything. And you know what I get in return? 164 00:12:56,634 --> 00:13:01,310 A nice kick you-know-where, that's what. - Being good always ends up that way. 165 00:13:01,627 --> 00:13:04,755 This is the last family member, uncle Alfredo. 166 00:13:04,966 --> 00:13:08,801 He? A bachelor, and teachm Italian at a girls'sohool. 167 00:13:08,802 --> 00:13:10,611 - That's for you. - Thanks. 168 00:13:10,637 --> 00:13:15,722 Alfredo! - Beauties! Milena, Lina and Gina! - You remember them all. 169 00:13:16,003 --> 00:13:18,938 How are you? - Fine, fine. And yourselves? 170 00:13:18,945 --> 00:13:21,539 You're fine? I'm glad! 171 00:13:22,642 --> 00:13:25,850 Papa! - Hey, professor, come here! 172 00:13:25,999 --> 00:13:30,902 Lucky man! Lucky you, always amidst those young girls, eh? 173 00:13:31,005 --> 00:13:34,634 When will we read in the papers "A professor involved... "? 174 00:13:34,635 --> 00:13:37,468 Come on, who do you take me for? - Oh, alright! 175 00:13:37,472 --> 00:13:40,873 Young kid! Are you offended? Young kid! 176 00:14:05,824 --> 00:14:09,612 How beautiful! What do you say? Where shall we put it? - Dunno! 177 00:14:09,912 --> 00:14:12,779 Don't you like decorating the Christmas tree? 178 00:14:20,982 --> 00:14:23,519 What are you doing? It's for the tree! 179 00:14:25,169 --> 00:14:29,720 You look good. Slimmed down. - I should think so. A month on white rice. 180 00:14:29,981 --> 00:14:32,745 Still for that colitis? - Ah, don't ask me! 181 00:14:32,851 --> 00:14:37,176 By now I've grown old on it! Rather, what about you, for that polyp? 182 00:14:37,177 --> 00:14:39,577 There's mum. Did you get a check-up? 183 00:14:39,591 --> 00:14:42,867 I'll tell you later. Monica's developed a lot, eh? 184 00:14:42,971 --> 00:14:47,590 She's so dear, God bless her! - Sure hers is a critical age. 185 00:14:47,974 --> 00:14:52,320 How's school going? - Poor thing! She slogs on books, she applies herself. 186 00:14:52,426 --> 00:14:56,567 A genius she's not, so, whatever she manages to do, so much the better. 187 00:14:56,635 --> 00:15:00,811 What are you eating?! Do you know how many calories are in that stuff? 188 00:15:00,812 --> 00:15:03,428 You're really hard-headed! - Leave her alone! 189 00:15:03,442 --> 00:15:06,696 I can't! She's growing an ass as large as a county! 190 00:15:06,779 --> 00:15:08,792 Then she wants to be a dancer! 191 00:15:08,906 --> 00:15:11,818 Eh, alright, in a few years she'll understand! 192 00:15:12,172 --> 00:15:14,823 Let's hope in God! - Beautiful, this sweater! 193 00:15:14,826 --> 00:15:16,680 Neither heavy nor light. 194 00:15:17,829 --> 00:15:19,808 Oh, but it's cashmere! 195 00:15:20,164 --> 00:15:23,407 I prefer to buy just one, but good. - Eh, yeah! 196 00:15:23,408 --> 00:15:27,327 It's no use buying a lot of stuff, if you end up throwing it away. 197 00:15:27,328 --> 00:15:29,353 - Of course! - Am I right? 198 00:15:30,234 --> 00:15:35,251 Look, did you go to Antonella's wedding? - Lina, they're fresh from the oven. - N000! 199 00:15:35,847 --> 00:15:40,238 At least you, Milena. The 'taralli' that I used to make when you were children. 200 00:15:40,627 --> 00:15:42,811 Er... Exactly for that, mum. 201 00:15:42,976 --> 00:15:47,254 I don't feel like, it takes me as a lump at the stomach, thanks. 202 00:15:47,445 --> 00:15:51,029 But it's water and wine. Even children can digest this! 203 00:15:51,195 --> 00:15:54,608 Eh... Well, mum don't insist. She said no! 204 00:15:55,745 --> 00:16:00,751 Well, here they are. If you want them... - I'd have one willingly! - Oh, good! 205 00:16:02,001 --> 00:16:03,889 But, grandma, you forgot? 206 00:16:03,919 --> 00:16:07,323 Don't talk about children to aunt Milena. She gets sad. 207 00:16:07,324 --> 00:16:09,485 Alright! But all the times! 208 00:16:11,284 --> 00:16:14,264 What's that, a little tarallo? 209 00:16:14,646 --> 00:16:18,230 I was saying, I want to ask you: How was the wedding? 210 00:16:19,191 --> 00:16:23,730 Well... First of all, that day, I got a fever here on my lip. 211 00:16:23,923 --> 00:16:28,417 This thing comes out each time there's something important. Let's gloss over. 212 00:16:28,626 --> 00:16:31,698 Wouldn't the battery go dead just that morning? 213 00:16:31,836 --> 00:16:36,447 Now, had they held the wedding in a church downtown I'd have taken a taxi. 214 00:16:36,448 --> 00:16:40,242 But no! They had to to get married in the countryside! 215 00:16:40,243 --> 00:16:42,541 As if it were Caroline of Monaco! 216 00:16:42,709 --> 00:16:45,903 But I say! - How presumptuous! - Too ambitious. 217 00:16:45,904 --> 00:16:48,976 Excuse me, honey, did you remember my anxiolytic? 218 00:16:49,044 --> 00:16:51,080 Me?! What a nerve! 219 00:16:51,108 --> 00:16:53,747 I should even remember your anxiolytic? 220 00:16:54,172 --> 00:16:58,245 How am I going to sleep, now? Damn... the devil! 221 00:16:58,337 --> 00:17:03,127 But you know when you close a home? The shutters, the light, the gas... 222 00:17:03,360 --> 00:17:08,068 Defrosting the fridge! He does nothing! And I should even remember his anxiolytic? 223 00:17:08,069 --> 00:17:10,833 I don't even have the prescription with me. 224 00:17:10,968 --> 00:17:15,118 If you want, I can give you some of my Valium. - But it's not the same! 225 00:17:15,119 --> 00:17:19,277 God, it's starting! He won't collaborate! - I'm going to get the eel. 226 00:17:19,278 --> 00:17:22,395 Why don't you learn from Alfredo, who does it all? 227 00:17:22,474 --> 00:17:25,843 We're to the point that at times he gets home before me. 228 00:17:25,844 --> 00:17:30,956 But I'll say, at least set the table! Do something! Raise for once your ass! 229 00:17:30,957 --> 00:17:35,729 But no! I must even think of his anxiolytic. What the heck! 230 00:17:35,730 --> 00:17:38,290 What're you doing? That's mine! - Damn! 231 00:17:38,836 --> 00:17:40,645 But she, how was she? 232 00:17:41,853 --> 00:17:44,458 She says it was a Valentino bridal gown. 233 00:17:44,471 --> 00:17:49,704 Who knows how much it cost then. - I don't think so! I think she got it at a wholesale. 234 00:17:49,750 --> 00:17:51,638 Usually, after the weddings, 235 00:17:51,670 --> 00:17:56,380 mum and the aunts would start to talk about the illnesses of their acquaintances. 236 00:17:56,635 --> 00:17:58,933 Do you know Rosalba, my colleague? 237 00:17:58,947 --> 00:18:02,552 Who? The one I met last summer at the beach? - Right her. 238 00:18:02,553 --> 00:18:07,005 She was taking a shower, at some point she noticed something hard at her breast. 239 00:18:07,006 --> 00:18:09,895 Like a chickpea, here. - Don't touch yourself! 240 00:18:09,902 --> 00:18:14,851 At the office she confides to me. I say, Love, drop everything and go see a doctor. 241 00:18:14,942 --> 00:18:18,506 The doctor, soon as he saw her, realized immediately. 242 00:18:18,507 --> 00:18:23,655 He made a smear test, and told her: Dear lady, we must operate immediately! 243 00:18:23,656 --> 00:18:24,771 Oh my God! 244 00:18:24,816 --> 00:18:28,741 Just excised the... - Chickpea! - Chickpea... 245 00:18:29,073 --> 00:18:30,791 He had it analyzed. 246 00:18:32,890 --> 00:18:33,982 Malignant! 247 00:18:36,282 --> 00:18:40,480 Once alone, mum and aunt Milena would start to speak badly of aunt Gina. 248 00:18:40,714 --> 00:18:45,344 Did you hear? Now she's doing yoga. She says she must relax. 249 00:18:45,512 --> 00:18:48,994 But from what? If I were Alessandro, a cure of slaps! 250 00:18:48,995 --> 00:18:52,681 And the cashmere? The fur? Where does she get all that money? 251 00:18:52,743 --> 00:18:56,361 Oh, my Milena, let me tell you! How naive you are! 252 00:18:56,628 --> 00:18:59,426 You don't say! I can't believe it! 253 00:19:00,099 --> 00:19:03,361 You heard what a disaster? - What happened? - The earthquake! 254 00:19:03,362 --> 00:19:07,822 You didn't hear the TV? - Where? - Eh, hundreds and hundreds of dead people. 255 00:19:07,906 --> 00:19:11,550 But where? - I didn't get it well, somewhere in China. 256 00:19:11,551 --> 00:19:15,620 Eh, okay! They're almost a billion people, accustomed to catastrophes, 257 00:19:15,621 --> 00:19:17,691 hunger, epidemics, famines. .! 258 00:19:17,709 --> 00:19:21,805 I, then, I can't really watch certain scenes on TV. They hurt me. 259 00:19:21,806 --> 00:19:24,422 I'm too sensitive. - Yes, I know! 260 00:19:24,427 --> 00:19:27,908 My God, my God, have mercy on us! 261 00:19:28,211 --> 00:19:30,793 Life lasts like a look out the window! 262 00:19:31,151 --> 00:19:36,509 Listen. But you think that she's still with that one, or she changed partner? 263 00:19:36,510 --> 00:19:39,832 One only? They saw her going to the movies alone. 264 00:19:39,917 --> 00:19:42,181 - Going in, alone. - Ehm... 265 00:19:42,550 --> 00:19:45,417 Er. . So the refreshment wasn't that much. 266 00:19:45,691 --> 00:19:48,273 Standing! They wanted something modern. 267 00:19:48,467 --> 00:19:50,970 I, then, with high heels! - Imagine! 268 00:19:54,306 --> 00:19:58,037 You saw how she looked at us? - She's got a guilty conscience. 269 00:19:58,109 --> 00:19:59,189 Well! 270 00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:03,252 Mum and dad are fine, aren't they? 271 00:20:03,947 --> 00:20:06,518 Dad too. I found him better this time. 272 00:20:06,527 --> 00:20:09,189 Yes, true, I too noticed an improvement. 273 00:20:09,192 --> 00:20:11,615 He's more aware. - Really better. 274 00:20:12,276 --> 00:20:13,516 "Thank you." 275 00:20:13,991 --> 00:20:16,858 "Very good. How are you?" 276 00:20:23,229 --> 00:20:25,197 What have you got to look? 277 00:20:26,005 --> 00:20:27,165 Nothing! 278 00:20:30,440 --> 00:20:31,634 "Very good!" 279 00:20:32,422 --> 00:20:34,424 Mad! All mad! 280 00:20:34,827 --> 00:20:38,882 771ere3 nothing doing! Before... - Anyway, he's always been a bit strange. 281 00:20:38,883 --> 00:20:41,431 Well, sometimes yes, sometimes not. 282 00:20:44,172 --> 00:20:49,436 ♪ Mama! My song flies just for you... 283 00:20:49,437 --> 00:20:54,898 ♪ Mama, you'll stay with me, you won't be alone anymore... 284 00:20:54,899 --> 00:21:00,906 ♪ How much I love you, these words of love... 285 00:21:01,126 --> 00:21:07,844 ♪ that my heart is sighing to you, maybe are not used anymore... 286 00:21:07,845 --> 00:21:12,896 ♪ Mama, but my most beautiful song is you... 287 00:21:13,106 --> 00:21:15,700 ♪ You are the life... 288 00:21:15,711 --> 00:21:19,056 ♪ and for life I won't leave you ever again! 289 00:21:19,311 --> 00:21:24,329 ♪ Mama... ever again! 290 00:21:24,330 --> 00:21:27,515 Hey! The eel! I have to prepare the eel! 291 00:21:27,832 --> 00:21:29,356 Bravo! 292 00:21:33,300 --> 00:21:36,542 Oh, the eel. Look at that eel! 293 00:21:41,404 --> 00:21:44,544 Hey, what're you doing? - What's he doing? 294 00:21:45,336 --> 00:21:48,635 What's he going to do now? - Get it! - Where is it? 295 00:21:49,394 --> 00:21:50,543 What. .? 296 00:21:55,168 --> 00:21:57,113 - But... - And now? 297 00:21:59,235 --> 00:22:05,765 I always tell Trieste to shut the doors, that animals may come in. Not a chance! 298 00:22:08,729 --> 00:22:10,538 Rizzitelli hit by an elbow. 299 00:22:10,570 --> 00:22:13,596 Side kick for Italy. From Baldini to Werchowod. 300 00:22:13,760 --> 00:22:16,775 The ball is now to Kulikov, then Shalimov... 301 00:22:23,469 --> 00:22:24,527 Damn. .! 302 00:22:27,480 --> 00:22:31,462 Ah, our goalie made a great save! - But he kicked to the stars! 303 00:22:31,585 --> 00:22:34,395 At any rate, Zenga's the best goalie in the world! 304 00:22:34,523 --> 00:22:36,411 Yes, a real purebred! 305 00:22:36,434 --> 00:22:37,753 Look at that body! 306 00:22:37,788 --> 00:22:41,610 Did you see that cock stroke? If he jumps on you, he'll chew you up. 307 00:22:41,986 --> 00:22:43,078 A cheetah! 308 00:22:43,191 --> 00:22:45,864 See what he's done at the 45th minute? 309 00:22:45,876 --> 00:22:49,471 In what club does he play? - Inter! What else? - Ah, yes. 310 00:22:51,031 --> 00:22:54,490 Luckily the eel fell on the balcony below. 311 00:22:54,491 --> 00:22:58,746 Imagine if it fell on someone's head! - Ersilia just couldn't believe it. 312 00:22:59,937 --> 00:23:03,091 What's with that brazier? - I'm taking it to our room. 313 00:23:03,092 --> 00:23:07,573 Mum, how should we tell you that a brazier in the bedroom is very dangerous? 314 00:23:07,574 --> 00:23:09,576 It burns off the oxygen. 315 00:23:09,602 --> 00:23:12,703 Just an hour! We'll take it out before sleeping. 316 00:23:12,704 --> 00:23:15,161 I wanna see when you'll buy a stove! 317 00:23:15,172 --> 00:23:18,801 We've been using it for fifty years, and we're still alive! 318 00:23:18,975 --> 00:23:22,342 Sure that mum too, sometimes, is hard-headed! 319 00:23:56,843 --> 00:23:58,322 Turn off the light. 320 00:24:05,990 --> 00:24:08,151 This bell is named "the call". 321 00:24:08,168 --> 00:24:11,828 771ey ring it during a procession on the evening of Christmas Eve. 322 00:24:11,829 --> 00:24:14,536 Grandma says it's a very ancient tradition. 323 00:24:19,614 --> 00:24:21,582 Mum, where's the cinammon? 324 00:24:27,765 --> 00:24:29,198 It started. 325 00:24:59,160 --> 00:25:04,700 While the bell rings every thing in town stops, and everyone must stay home, 326 00:25:04,745 --> 00:25:09,068 because the tradition goes that children must kiss their parents' hand.! 327 00:25:47,115 --> 00:25:49,731 Can you see well, like this? Can you see? 328 00:25:50,269 --> 00:25:51,520 You see well? 329 00:25:51,729 --> 00:25:55,799 No, I can't see. More on the right. - Like that? - That's perfect. 330 00:25:55,800 --> 00:25:59,488 No, now I can't see anything, sorry! - Wait a sec, Alfredo. 331 00:25:59,489 --> 00:26:03,607 Well, sorry, but now I can't see, though! - That's good, well done. 332 00:26:03,749 --> 00:26:06,354 Here come the spaghetti with tuna! 333 00:26:11,589 --> 00:26:13,090 Children first! 334 00:26:14,151 --> 00:26:17,821 To Monica. - A little more, grandma! 335 00:26:17,822 --> 00:26:21,053 How much are you taking? - It's Christmas, come on! 336 00:26:21,359 --> 00:26:25,864 Eat, eat! This way you'll win for sure the dancer's contest on TV! 337 00:26:25,980 --> 00:26:29,925 Good things in life are either illegal or immoral, or make you fat. 338 00:26:29,926 --> 00:26:33,635 So said Bernard Shaw. - Oh, cute! Who said that? 339 00:26:33,675 --> 00:26:35,996 A friend of mine, someone I know. 340 00:26:36,530 --> 00:26:39,875 For me just a little, I have to keep myself light. 341 00:26:40,091 --> 00:26:42,753 And just why must you keep yourself light? 342 00:26:43,256 --> 00:26:45,065 As if you didn't know! 343 00:26:45,992 --> 00:26:48,278 Well, I forgot! Why? 344 00:26:49,332 --> 00:26:50,811 Because tomorrow... 345 00:26:51,009 --> 00:26:52,374 I'm on dUtY! 346 00:26:54,379 --> 00:26:58,429 Saverio! You... it's twenty years that you've been discharged. 347 00:27:00,692 --> 00:27:01,784 Guys! 348 00:27:02,436 --> 00:27:04,131 I regret saying this... 349 00:27:04,306 --> 00:27:06,957 but since some time your mother... 350 00:27:07,537 --> 00:27:09,789 is somewhat off her head. 351 00:27:10,507 --> 00:27:14,500 We must take measures, before it's too late. 352 00:27:14,819 --> 00:27:17,060 Trieste! You must get treated! 353 00:27:18,206 --> 00:27:19,969 That's the last straw... 354 00:27:19,994 --> 00:27:24,137 Come on, ma, it's Christmas! Long live! Bon appefit! 355 00:27:24,138 --> 00:27:26,197 Best wishes! 356 00:27:29,830 --> 00:27:31,843 Wishing you a Merry Christmas... 357 00:27:31,864 --> 00:27:36,454 Hey, look at her! I remember her exactly the same since I was little. 358 00:27:36,455 --> 00:27:41,631 Ah, the Gambineri!- ... We'll have external connections with special guests. 359 00:27:42,080 --> 00:27:44,366 Ma! They're too good! 360 00:27:45,512 --> 00:27:47,230 Don't stuff yourself! 361 00:27:49,410 --> 00:27:50,661 Oh, go to... 362 00:27:50,984 --> 00:27:52,360 Always refined! 363 00:27:52,792 --> 00:27:55,204 Sure that, look how much grace of God. 364 00:27:55,216 --> 00:27:59,516 And in Italy there's still someone who complains. Here we have everything. 365 00:27:59,711 --> 00:28:02,134 Food aplenty, democracy, freedom. 366 00:28:02,291 --> 00:28:04,805 A paradise! And to think that... 367 00:28:05,692 --> 00:28:10,846 certain Italians have had to wait for the end of Communism, to realize it. 368 00:28:10,880 --> 00:28:14,577 Try as you might, our revolutionaries! I, right now... 369 00:28:15,072 --> 00:28:19,054 I'd send them all to Russia. Albania, Bulgaria, Yugoslavia... 370 00:28:19,109 --> 00:28:23,967 Uh, what a ball breaker! - Poor people! They're suffering from hunger and cold. 371 00:28:24,002 --> 00:28:28,234 I just can't think about it. It breaks my heart! 372 00:28:33,707 --> 00:28:36,938 It's good! What is it? - Nebbiolo. A DOC class wine. 373 00:28:48,120 --> 00:28:50,168 There, see, I can't stand her. 374 00:28:50,424 --> 00:28:54,692 I wonder how the heck an athlete like Borg could mate with someone like her. 375 00:28:54,693 --> 00:28:57,605 I wouldn't touch her with a three yards stick! 376 00:28:58,124 --> 00:29:01,616 Forget it, Alfredo. Me, some good stroke of stick... 377 00:29:02,716 --> 00:29:06,254 You're always ready, when it comes to sticks, right? 378 00:29:06,873 --> 00:29:08,955 If I were 70 years old... 379 00:29:09,535 --> 00:29:11,264 I'd show you all! 380 00:29:12,706 --> 00:29:14,242 Shut up, and eat! 381 00:29:24,199 --> 00:29:26,804 Fresh fish! Here you go. 382 00:29:29,581 --> 00:29:32,015 What are these things? 383 00:29:32,554 --> 00:29:36,763 They're cauliflowers fried in batter. - Oh, good! - They're delicious. 384 00:29:37,211 --> 00:29:40,823 There you go, a small fish, Gina? - Just one? Another! 385 00:29:40,824 --> 00:29:44,863 No, that's all, don't overdo. You're greedy, I gotta watch out. 386 00:29:45,133 --> 00:29:48,146 For just a small fish? - OK, I'll eat them myself. 387 00:29:48,147 --> 00:29:50,900 I want to know why you eat like a dumpster. 388 00:29:52,314 --> 00:29:54,384 I don't eat like a dumpster. 389 00:29:54,529 --> 00:29:56,827 - Then how? - I eat normally. 390 00:29:56,933 --> 00:30:00,384 Don't you get it? This way you don't savor what you eat. 391 00:30:00,385 --> 00:30:02,068 I savor, I savor! 392 00:30:02,265 --> 00:30:06,247 People! I break my back in the kitchen! Every day! 393 00:30:06,336 --> 00:30:10,312 He comes... gulps everything. He doesn't even notice what he's eating! 394 00:30:10,313 --> 00:30:13,416 I notice, stop it! - I stop when I please, okay? 395 00:30:13,417 --> 00:30:16,557 But it's Christmas! - It's Christmas! 396 00:30:18,712 --> 00:30:22,635 This is the singer who holds the record for album sales, 397 00:30:22,636 --> 00:30:24,945 for the song "White Christmas", 398 00:30:24,962 --> 00:30:26,839 ie, "Bianca Natale-T. 399 00:30:27,039 --> 00:30:32,293 In your opinion, this singer that you see, is Pat Boone?- No, no, not-No. 400 00:30:32,294 --> 00:30:36,492 No, it's not Pat Boone. Indeed, this is Bing Crosby. - Bravo'.! 401 00:30:36,686 --> 00:30:38,165 Bravo! 402 00:30:39,413 --> 00:30:41,574 You know everything, eh? 403 00:30:42,258 --> 00:30:44,556 I can't. Ever since I was little. 404 00:30:46,205 --> 00:30:47,866 Ah, these fishbones! 405 00:30:51,046 --> 00:30:53,890 Once in a while I recall when you were children. 406 00:30:54,552 --> 00:30:57,624 And I have to take it off my mind quickly. - Why? 407 00:30:58,367 --> 00:31:01,313 Because I get a lump in my throat. - Mama! 408 00:31:02,270 --> 00:31:04,522 I wanted that you'd grow up happy! 409 00:31:04,941 --> 00:31:06,852 But we are all happy! 410 00:31:07,534 --> 00:31:10,116 Eh, but I always tell Jesus: 411 00:31:10,903 --> 00:31:13,849 Make mesuffer, and don't make them suffer. 412 00:31:13,851 --> 00:31:17,878 Mum! Why you do that? We're all here, happy. 413 00:31:17,940 --> 00:31:19,100 Huh? True? 414 00:31:20,253 --> 00:31:21,333 It's true. 415 00:31:22,107 --> 00:31:25,179 We've been lucky to have had children. 416 00:31:27,606 --> 00:31:32,817 But when I think of those poor people who don't have any... How sad! 417 00:31:48,787 --> 00:31:51,301 - Why you do that? - Oh, sorry. 418 00:31:51,728 --> 00:31:55,858 Sorry. - You don't need to be sorry. We're your family. 419 00:31:56,198 --> 00:31:58,758 It's you who shouldn't take it this way. 420 00:31:58,881 --> 00:32:00,223 It hurts you. 421 00:32:01,114 --> 00:32:03,776 God wished that you hadn't any, that's it. 422 00:32:03,929 --> 00:32:07,046 Believe me, children are not everything in life... 423 00:32:07,099 --> 00:32:09,841 Jeez, when mum starts with her speeches... 424 00:32:12,983 --> 00:32:16,214 Dear, don't worry, nothing happened to your aunt. 425 00:32:17,077 --> 00:32:20,080 Come on, go. Go, we'll come right away. 426 00:32:20,607 --> 00:32:22,655 But, I wanted some Coca Cola. 427 00:32:22,945 --> 00:32:24,833 Look at that impudence! 428 00:32:24,861 --> 00:32:28,672 What comes to your mind? Coca Cola?! Coca Cola with cod! 429 00:32:29,002 --> 00:32:33,029 Crazy things! You see it? They're only good to poison your blood! 430 00:32:33,125 --> 00:32:35,855 But at least you have a reason to live for. 431 00:32:36,322 --> 00:32:40,870 Fact is that I'm stressed. You don't know how bad a nervous breakdown can be! 432 00:32:40,871 --> 00:32:43,556 I know, I know! - No, you don't know! 433 00:32:43,560 --> 00:32:47,272 Only he who really suffers knows. You don't know, no, you don't! 434 00:32:47,273 --> 00:32:49,525 Then what can I say? I don't know! 435 00:32:49,543 --> 00:32:54,884 You wake up in the morning, and you feel useless. You understand? Desperate! 436 00:32:54,885 --> 00:32:56,580 But why? 437 00:32:56,609 --> 00:33:01,876 Because I'm alone! Alone, Madonna. Completely alone! 438 00:33:02,461 --> 00:33:06,548 To whom I'll give this love I have inside? To whom, to whom, to whom? 439 00:33:06,549 --> 00:33:09,268 To me, darling, to me! - To Filippo, see? 440 00:33:15,882 --> 00:33:19,302 You know who we met last summer at the Tremiti islands? 441 00:33:19,303 --> 00:33:21,533 - Clelia. - What Clelia! 442 00:33:21,756 --> 00:33:26,253 None other than, brace yourselves, Ornella Muti. 443 00:33:26,254 --> 00:33:29,738 Come on, it can't be. At the Tremiti? Wasn't she at Porto Ercole? 444 00:33:29,739 --> 00:33:33,948 I'm telling you she was at Tremiti with her Facchinetti and her children. 445 00:33:34,053 --> 00:33:37,378 I couldn't believe it myself. I thought, "imagine" 446 00:33:37,379 --> 00:33:40,484 if a star like that comes to live here. "Instead..." 447 00:33:40,485 --> 00:33:44,455 Instead, early one morning we met her, 448 00:33:44,832 --> 00:33:48,893 normal, while she was going to the beach with all her tribe. 449 00:33:49,002 --> 00:33:50,526 What is she like? 450 00:33:50,810 --> 00:33:52,846 - Who? - Ornella Muti. 451 00:33:52,998 --> 00:33:56,001 How should she be? A hot piece! 452 00:33:56,198 --> 00:33:59,110 Well, look, she's not all that beauty! 453 00:33:59,530 --> 00:34:00,952 She's petite... 454 00:34:01,147 --> 00:34:04,059 And then has pointed ears. A bit like Lina. 455 00:34:04,065 --> 00:34:06,985 I? I have pointed ears? I have pointed ears? 456 00:34:06,986 --> 00:34:10,860 I don't think. - A little. - Pay no heed! She's a beautiful mare! 457 00:34:10,861 --> 00:34:13,375 She's well proportioned, I must admit. 458 00:34:13,482 --> 00:34:15,814 A cute face, so natural... 459 00:34:21,338 --> 00:34:24,080 And this one too. Still alive and kicking? 460 00:34:26,210 --> 00:34:28,075 - Sandrocchia. - Hottie! 461 00:34:31,656 --> 00:34:35,922 You see, you reminded me of Alfredo, when he was little, he... 462 00:34:37,249 --> 00:34:40,889 he'd stand before the mirror, and imitate whatshername... 463 00:34:40,890 --> 00:34:43,450 Sandra Milo e the Kessler twins! 464 00:34:43,461 --> 00:34:46,282 Mum, please, you know I hate these memories! 465 00:34:46,327 --> 00:34:49,945 What's so wrong? We're in the family! - What a laugh! 466 00:34:50,333 --> 00:34:54,298 ♪ The night is small, for us, too small... 467 00:34:54,299 --> 00:34:57,826 Go on, Alfredo! - Come on, Alfredo, you do us a piece? 468 00:35:03,983 --> 00:35:05,792 I'm not in shape, guys. 469 00:35:07,018 --> 00:35:08,713 Alright, I'll do it. 470 00:35:08,819 --> 00:35:11,049 An applause for encouragement! 471 00:35:11,822 --> 00:35:13,995 But just a short piece, though. 472 00:35:14,237 --> 00:35:16,239 Perform the "Dadaumpa". 473 00:35:17,072 --> 00:35:19,825 Give us a show, come on! 474 00:35:19,987 --> 00:35:23,548 Turn off the light, for a little atmosphere. And the TV. 475 00:35:23,707 --> 00:35:27,825 Turn it off. - Dad, the TV. - Come on, he's got to concentrate. 476 00:36:22,621 --> 00:36:26,370 They'll hire you as a dancer on TV, not my daughter! - Thanks, mum. 477 00:36:26,371 --> 00:36:27,770 You're welcome! 478 00:36:28,063 --> 00:36:31,608 Alfredo, you have to promise something to your mum. 479 00:36:31,609 --> 00:36:34,840 What? - Eh, I want to see you set up, 480 00:36:34,919 --> 00:36:39,060 with a beautiful wife, and you too must give me a little grandchild. 481 00:36:41,202 --> 00:36:42,555 But I'm single. 482 00:36:42,834 --> 00:36:44,028 Who is he? 483 00:36:44,609 --> 00:36:47,578 Is called that way one who wants to live alone. 484 00:36:47,734 --> 00:36:50,032 Mum, Alfredo must do what he wants. 485 00:36:50,930 --> 00:36:54,787 Okay, now that you're young, Alfredo. But when you'll be old? 486 00:36:55,208 --> 00:36:57,119 Who will take care of you? 487 00:36:57,471 --> 00:37:00,941 Were it not for you, what would our life be? 488 00:37:00,942 --> 00:37:04,924 Mum, Alfredo is right. Finding a good girl is difficult nowadays. 489 00:37:05,273 --> 00:37:07,912 Don't believe that people are all like us! 490 00:37:07,921 --> 00:37:12,116 They're ignorant, hypocritical, false. They only care for their petty own! 491 00:37:12,117 --> 00:37:14,574 Because was lost the sense of the family! 492 00:37:14,585 --> 00:37:18,169 That's why the youth grow up adrift, without ideals. 493 00:37:18,300 --> 00:37:22,509 But do we want to put in our mind that we are only replicators? 494 00:37:22,819 --> 00:37:27,995 So then, our task is that of finding a wife, a home, a job... 495 00:37:28,041 --> 00:37:30,453 to bring children into the world... 496 00:37:31,906 --> 00:37:33,146 And then... 497 00:37:33,600 --> 00:37:38,139 try to be as united as possible, and hold hands. 498 00:37:38,693 --> 00:37:39,796 It's true! 499 00:37:40,568 --> 00:37:42,024 Holding hands... 500 00:37:42,628 --> 00:37:45,415 and give much, much, much love! 501 00:37:45,416 --> 00:37:47,646 - But the eel? - Here it is! 502 00:37:50,191 --> 00:37:54,890 Luckily it fell on the balcony of the Cardellini! Cesira caught it. 503 00:37:54,947 --> 00:37:57,029 What have you got to look? 504 00:37:59,807 --> 00:38:03,083 Sure that this Christmas came with all the trappings. 505 00:38:03,487 --> 00:38:05,250 Watch how it's falling! 506 00:38:10,764 --> 00:38:14,666 It's all so beautiful! So intimate! 507 00:38:15,644 --> 00:38:19,250 There's an atmosphere so evocative, so special! 508 00:38:19,909 --> 00:38:22,116 Full of significance! 509 00:38:25,078 --> 00:38:29,617 Also in your region you use to eat the eel? - No, we're not used. 510 00:38:29,999 --> 00:38:32,103 It's so good, my big eel! 511 00:38:32,641 --> 00:38:36,327 You don't know what you're missing. - She knows, she knows... 512 00:38:36,583 --> 00:38:41,429 Remember when we were kids, and we all went down to play in the snow? 513 00:38:41,581 --> 00:38:44,885 And you'd fall on your back to see the imprint you'd leave! 514 00:38:44,886 --> 00:38:48,156 And when Milena banged against the wall with the sled, remember? 515 00:38:48,157 --> 00:38:52,403 Well, there's nothing to laugh about! 3 cracked ribs, because of these idiots. 516 00:38:52,404 --> 00:38:55,735 And the poor Cesira below, who didn't come at the window 517 00:38:55,736 --> 00:38:58,296 fearing the snowballs from Alessandro! 518 00:39:00,769 --> 00:39:04,250 How good was the snow in a glass, with a drop of marsala. 519 00:39:04,619 --> 00:39:07,668 Come on, pull! Go! Pull harder! 520 00:39:17,336 --> 00:39:20,373 Feel how this nectar on the snow warms you up! 521 00:39:20,378 --> 00:39:23,108 There you go! I told you you'd get hurt! 522 00:39:24,451 --> 00:39:26,590 We're okay, don't worry! 523 00:39:26,605 --> 00:39:29,824 Put some more, come on! - You like it, eh? 524 00:39:34,043 --> 00:39:37,581 That's it. No, It's not convincing. The last touch. Watch. 525 00:39:37,876 --> 00:39:40,925 That's it. Wait. There you go. 526 00:39:42,294 --> 00:39:45,586 - Alfredo! - It's nothing, ma, come on! It's a game. 527 00:39:45,587 --> 00:39:49,808 Now you gotta pull me, eh? - Okay, Lina. Come on, sit. 528 00:39:55,173 --> 00:39:56,697 The wine hurts! 529 00:39:57,218 --> 00:39:58,662 How rude! 530 00:39:58,703 --> 00:40:00,546 Again? Let's defend ourselves! 531 00:40:00,574 --> 00:40:02,110 Watch behind you! 532 00:40:03,503 --> 00:40:05,277 Who's that, Cardellini? 533 00:40:07,145 --> 00:40:10,753 771row you too, come on! - Let's go, Saverio, they're crazy! 534 00:40:10,754 --> 00:40:13,405 Mad, mad! They're all mad! 535 00:40:13,660 --> 00:40:16,652 - Shoot them! - Go, Gina, go! 536 00:40:17,145 --> 00:40:18,988 Let's bombard them! 537 00:40:19,531 --> 00:40:21,533 Ah, we're under fire, huh? 538 00:40:25,036 --> 00:40:26,640 Back in the cage! 539 00:40:27,139 --> 00:40:29,209 - Not this, eh? - Take this! 540 00:40:29,711 --> 00:40:31,190 Go, Lina, go! 541 00:40:31,570 --> 00:40:33,435 Ah, women too, now? 542 00:40:40,884 --> 00:40:42,067 Get this! 543 00:40:42,394 --> 00:40:45,283 You want war? And war will be! 544 00:40:48,100 --> 00:40:50,580 My God. My head froze! 545 00:41:06,748 --> 00:41:08,534 White flag! 546 00:41:10,237 --> 00:41:13,502 Victory! Lf/cto/y! ViClv/V/ 547 00:41:16,610 --> 00:41:20,057 After dinner; the Carde//ini family would come to visit. 548 00:41:20,125 --> 00:41:24,880 At home they always said that Mr Carde/lini had spent all his money in Rome 549 00:41:24,963 --> 00:41:26,567 on women and cards, 550 00:41:26,599 --> 00:41:31,218 and that for this his wife Ersilia had clung onto the gas pipe seven times. 551 00:41:33,385 --> 00:41:36,252 Cesira, their only daughter, is unmarried, 552 00:41:36,380 --> 00:41:39,395 and teaches catechism in St Lucy's oratory. 553 00:41:39,625 --> 00:41:43,867 But everyone said that she's always been in love with uncle Alfredo. 554 00:41:43,868 --> 00:41:46,245 Come, Cesira, come, come. 555 00:41:49,883 --> 00:41:52,329 - I open with 1,000. - I fold. 556 00:41:53,877 --> 00:41:57,847 Good to know, lawyer Colacioppo! He too belongs to the "parish". 557 00:41:57,948 --> 00:41:59,745 With a wife and children. 558 00:42:01,122 --> 00:42:04,910 That's why he often travels to the north. Call them inquiries! 559 00:42:04,991 --> 00:42:08,708 And in fact he does his "inquiries". In the stations' restrooms. 560 00:42:08,709 --> 00:42:10,609 - I fold. - Are you sure? 561 00:42:10,860 --> 00:42:15,194 Then ask Alfredo, who saw him with his own eyes 562 00:42:15,513 --> 00:42:18,961 in the restrooms of Milan station. What's there to say more? 563 00:42:18,962 --> 00:42:22,147 And yet his wife is a nice mare! Eight thousand. 564 00:42:22,742 --> 00:42:26,986 Buddy, when you love the cob, you can even have Sophia Loren close by, 565 00:42:26,987 --> 00:42:29,171 you can figure it out. Call. 566 00:42:29,360 --> 00:42:32,432 A nice shuffle... Attention! 567 00:42:32,683 --> 00:42:35,868 I'm opening with number... 79! 568 00:42:35,966 --> 00:42:37,092 What? 569 00:42:37,921 --> 00:42:40,742 What came out? - 7-9. Here is the number. 570 00:42:40,974 --> 00:42:45,911 Grandma Letizia is the mother of Camiilo. 95 years oid, and an iron heart. 571 00:42:46,224 --> 00:42:50,763 Locked up in a rest home for 20 years, she's let out only for the holidays. 572 00:42:51,151 --> 00:42:55,343 Attention! Here it is. - listen, the 51 came out? The 51? 573 00:42:55,344 --> 00:42:57,858 6-4, sixty four! 574 00:42:57,980 --> 00:42:59,163 Attention! 575 00:43:02,870 --> 00:43:06,874 I cannot live in that home. It's so ugly! 576 00:43:07,089 --> 00:43:09,000 What nuisance am I at home? 577 00:43:09,022 --> 00:43:11,684 Put in a good word for me, you too! 578 00:43:13,661 --> 00:43:16,494 Here it is! - So then? - I'm not telling. 579 00:43:16,779 --> 00:43:19,316 Thirty seven, 3-7! 580 00:43:19,524 --> 00:43:22,038 Three numbers win! - What win, dad! 581 00:43:22,517 --> 00:43:26,416 Alfredo, check it out: 2, 26, 37. 582 00:43:26,417 --> 00:43:27,839 Good, they're out. 583 00:43:27,876 --> 00:43:31,539 Of course, dad! I already had 5 winners earlier! Come on! 584 00:43:31,609 --> 00:43:33,941 OK, look, let's make him happy. 585 00:43:35,177 --> 00:43:38,715 Did you see? - Bravo! - Let's go on for the four numbers win. 586 00:43:40,175 --> 00:43:43,872 No further bets! Ask, call, the number will come out! 587 00:43:45,456 --> 00:43:47,538 Hop! Uh-oh! 588 00:43:48,614 --> 00:43:50,855 - What is it? - The age of Cesira. 589 00:43:51,789 --> 00:43:53,268 18! 590 00:43:55,130 --> 00:43:57,269 - 18? - Attention! 591 00:43:58,875 --> 00:44:02,676 Four winners! - How can that be? What? Oh, no! - Come on, dad! 592 00:44:02,677 --> 00:44:06,036 Women, get ready! It is almost midnight! 593 00:44:06,037 --> 00:44:08,948 What do we do? - Well, leave everything as is. 594 00:44:08,949 --> 00:44:14,057 No, split the money! - No. We'll play after Mass. I'll keep it - Mum, let's get ready. 595 00:44:34,430 --> 00:44:35,931 How does it fit? 596 00:44:37,421 --> 00:44:40,037 I think the other fits you better. - Yes? 597 00:44:40,050 --> 00:44:42,143 - Right, mum? - Yes 598 00:44:44,679 --> 00:44:46,044 Let me see! 599 00:44:47,731 --> 00:44:48,914 Look! 600 00:44:49,526 --> 00:44:53,028 The smell of when I was little! - Let me try it on, I beg you! 601 00:44:53,029 --> 00:44:56,406 Now you too must a apply a bit of this. - The lipstick? 602 00:44:56,407 --> 00:45:00,519 No, no! - Or else you won't come out with us tonight! - No, God forbid! 603 00:45:00,520 --> 00:45:04,843 I never liked this stuff. Are you mad? You wanna make people laugh? 604 00:45:04,943 --> 00:45:08,885 Good heavens, no! Forget it! I've never done these things! 605 00:45:08,886 --> 00:45:13,353 Mum? Can you put me the bow tie? - Let go... - Mum has to put on lipstick. 606 00:45:13,354 --> 00:45:17,859 I'll do it, I'll do it. - Good, Alfredo! You take care of it. - Come here! 607 00:45:18,145 --> 00:45:21,160 But what are we doing? - Hold still, quiet! 608 00:45:21,162 --> 00:45:23,141 Do like that! That's it. 609 00:45:23,319 --> 00:45:26,698 Hold still! The lipstick suits you just fine. 610 00:45:27,842 --> 00:45:31,733 What-t going on? Are you ready or not? - Look how mum looks good! 611 00:45:31,957 --> 00:45:34,255 How pretty is mummy! 612 00:45:34,361 --> 00:45:36,147 Give me a peck, mummy! 613 00:45:37,120 --> 00:45:40,954 You're so beautiful! - She left you a mark. - Let me 614 00:45:41,054 --> 00:45:43,352 Milena, can you put me the bow tie? 615 00:45:44,424 --> 00:45:45,789 Well fight, eh? 616 00:45:47,260 --> 00:45:48,830 Are you girls ready? 617 00:45:51,785 --> 00:45:54,959 Just a moment. Alfredo, pass me the jacket, please? 618 00:45:55,020 --> 00:45:57,523 Here we are! We are ready! 619 00:46:03,697 --> 00:46:05,642 But... What did you wear? 620 00:46:07,433 --> 00:46:10,823 If I don't wear it on Christmas, when will I wear it? 621 00:46:11,261 --> 00:46:12,831 But is it Carnival? 622 00:46:13,002 --> 00:46:16,220 Oh, merciful God! Go take that off immediately. 623 00:46:16,221 --> 00:46:18,223 Alright, let him be, come on! 624 00:46:18,547 --> 00:46:21,835 Shall we make people laugh right on Christmas night? 625 00:46:23,792 --> 00:46:24,861 Why? 626 00:46:26,944 --> 00:46:30,414 "Used to obey in silence!" 627 00:46:33,220 --> 00:46:35,097 This is our motto! 628 00:46:36,670 --> 00:46:39,639 Merry Christmas! - Best wishes, doctor! 629 00:46:39,965 --> 00:46:44,334 And of course, at the midnight mass, there were all the town's families. 630 00:46:44,386 --> 00:46:48,490 Cipolloni, Maranga, Marciani, Colacioppo, 631 00:46:48,491 --> 00:46:50,561 Pozzolini and Mazzocconi. 632 00:46:52,901 --> 00:46:55,813 Look at that! So big, and is with that shorty. 633 00:46:56,852 --> 00:47:00,219 Low bottom, deeper hole, they say in Milan! 634 00:47:02,847 --> 00:47:07,227 Isn't he ashamed? 20 years in college and he hasn't graduated yet! 635 00:47:07,383 --> 00:47:10,282 A wife, two twins, and parents supporting them. 636 00:47:10,283 --> 00:47:12,763 Happy Holidays! - Also to your wife. 637 00:47:12,889 --> 00:47:16,833 You saw how beautiful is the daughter of Barbieri? - For God's sake! 638 00:47:16,834 --> 00:47:19,155 Shek fuii of silicone like her mother! 639 00:47:19,680 --> 00:47:21,033 Beautiful woman, 640 00:47:21,069 --> 00:47:24,755 the wife of lawyer Colacioppi. - Lucky him who can savor her. 641 00:47:25,448 --> 00:47:30,340 Sooner done than said, Mrs Trozi managed to get her son a jab at the county! 642 00:47:30,409 --> 00:47:33,014 Through the union? - No, the Minister. 643 00:47:33,021 --> 00:47:36,297 Merry Christmas! - Same to you. - Best wishes, Sir! 644 00:47:36,481 --> 00:47:39,803 Dear lady! - You see the commissioner of public works? 645 00:47:39,867 --> 00:47:43,432 He was so much a Communist, but after his wife cuckolded him, 646 00:47:43,433 --> 00:47:45,094 he became Socialist. 647 00:47:45,120 --> 00:47:47,372 Merry Christmas, Sir. - Tomorrow. 648 00:47:47,648 --> 00:47:50,788 Look who's back! Rosa Giannetta. 649 00:47:51,043 --> 00:47:54,297 She arrived up to Saudi Arabia to do the hooker. 650 00:47:54,589 --> 00:47:57,137 At least she has traveled the world. 651 00:47:57,474 --> 00:48:00,978 Yeah, she mews khe 'ms and outs'. - Greetings, lawyer. 652 00:49:06,847 --> 00:49:11,409 In the name of the Father, and of the Son, and of the Holy Spirit. Amen. 653 00:49:11,824 --> 00:49:15,146 The Lord be with you. - And Mb'! Your spirit. 654 00:49:18,976 --> 00:49:20,523 Save', sit down. 655 00:49:23,946 --> 00:49:27,018 I confess to God Father the almighty, 656 00:49:27,424 --> 00:49:31,508 and to the blessed Mary ever virgin, that I have sinned greatly, 657 00:49:31,728 --> 00:49:35,334 in my thought, in my words, in my deeds, 658 00:49:35,708 --> 00:49:41,886 through my fault, through my fault, through my most grievous fault. 659 00:49:46,863 --> 00:49:48,273 Dad! Sit down. 660 00:49:50,394 --> 00:49:54,694 Word of the Lord. - Praised be Jesus Christ: 661 00:50:00,666 --> 00:50:04,204 In watching television, and reading newspapers, 662 00:50:05,167 --> 00:50:08,239 we learn about the many bad things of this world. 663 00:50:08,627 --> 00:50:12,420 Wars, famine, pestilence, murder, disease, destruction, 664 00:50:12,421 --> 00:50:14,844 devastation, fires, homicides!.. 665 00:50:16,342 --> 00:50:21,097 Disasters, extortion, racketeering, kidnapping, prostitution, corruption and lust. 666 00:50:22,479 --> 00:50:26,313 But today, we find out that God truly loves us, 667 00:50:26,897 --> 00:50:29,434 and doesn't leave us alone at the mercy of evil. 668 00:50:29,445 --> 00:50:33,370 Next to us, in addition to the Holy Father, he sends us Jesus. 669 00:50:33,613 --> 00:50:37,969 And Jesus is not afraid to be born in this world with so many unpleasant aspects. 670 00:50:37,970 --> 00:50:42,930 Indeed, as every year, he comes back, to make it better. 671 00:50:44,741 --> 00:50:49,940 He is born in a humble hut. Next to him there are only Mary and Joseph. 672 00:50:49,997 --> 00:50:53,370 He is welcomed and visited by poor people, shepherds, 673 00:50:53,371 --> 00:50:55,874 people by the simple heart and helpful. 674 00:50:56,227 --> 00:50:57,364 And so, .. 675 00:50:57,871 --> 00:51:02,370 To prepare for Christmas, you don't need to turn on many lights along the roads, 676 00:51:02,371 --> 00:51:04,316 or buy gifts and new things! 677 00:51:12,821 --> 00:51:16,871 And now that we've looked deep in our heart, 678 00:51:17,717 --> 00:51:20,174 let us look in the back of the church, 679 00:51:20,357 --> 00:51:23,872 where is starting to take shape the mystery of God. 680 00:51:25,294 --> 00:51:28,718 The mystery of love, of God that comes to us. 681 00:51:30,559 --> 00:51:33,619 He will be the hope of our hope; 682 00:51:34,220 --> 00:51:36,279 the life of our life. 683 00:51:40,430 --> 00:51:41,533 Behold! 684 00:51:42,304 --> 00:51:43,384 Here is... 685 00:51:43,699 --> 00:51:46,884 From the depths of humankind, He advances. 686 00:51:47,584 --> 00:51:49,973 Listen to the echo of his footsteps! 687 00:51:49,992 --> 00:51:51,675 By day and by night, 688 00:51:52,120 --> 00:51:55,271 from age to age, at any time, 689 00:51:56,023 --> 00:51:57,479 He advances... 690 00:51:58,254 --> 00:51:59,755 He advances... 691 00:52:00,788 --> 00:52:02,392 He advances... 692 00:52:43,727 --> 00:52:46,116 Turn on the lights to feast! 693 00:52:46,473 --> 00:52:48,498 The Lord is born for us! 694 00:52:49,227 --> 00:52:51,878 And now, all of us, lined up, 695 00:52:52,428 --> 00:52:55,306 we will give Him a token of our affection. 696 00:53:18,591 --> 00:53:19,797 Save', move! 697 00:53:22,414 --> 00:53:27,590 And as always, during the night, everyone went to lay their gifb under the tree. 698 00:53:27,700 --> 00:53:31,352 In short, as if Santa Claus had actually come. 699 00:53:32,517 --> 00:53:34,565 Alfredo, what's your gift? 700 00:53:34,592 --> 00:53:38,039 It's a secret. You'll see tomorrow. - Eh, Alfredo! - Hello mum. 701 00:53:38,861 --> 00:53:41,864 Ah, you too? Lina, come. 702 00:53:41,960 --> 00:53:45,168 You put your gift? - I'm going to take that of Monica. 703 00:53:48,631 --> 00:53:51,099 Don't make noise! - It didn't break. 704 00:53:51,110 --> 00:53:53,726 Milena, careful! You'll wake up the kids! 705 00:53:57,122 --> 00:53:58,965 Gimme a kiss! 706 00:54:02,372 --> 00:54:05,182 You saw how many beautiful gifts, Trieste? 707 00:54:05,186 --> 00:54:07,802 Fantastic, fantastic, oh mother! 708 00:54:39,330 --> 00:54:41,651 If you knew how much snow fell! 709 00:54:41,669 --> 00:54:45,161 Stay under, stay covered, nice and warm. Don't move. 710 00:54:45,521 --> 00:54:48,570 Now grandma will bring you breakfast in bed. 711 00:55:00,885 --> 00:55:05,299 Hey! Merry Christmas, my darling. - Holy Mother, how cold! 712 00:55:06,169 --> 00:55:09,536 When will you buy a gas stove? Just one. Huh? 713 00:55:09,697 --> 00:55:12,963 You can carry it around the house, as with the brazier. 714 00:55:12,964 --> 00:55:16,593 Shall we make another expense? - Michele thinks the same! 715 00:55:16,738 --> 00:55:19,810 Look, go wash up, or else you'll have to queue. 716 00:55:20,572 --> 00:55:23,188 That icy water! - Merry Christmas, Lina. 717 00:55:23,288 --> 00:55:25,051 Same to you. How cold! 718 00:55:26,184 --> 00:55:27,446 Merry Christmas, mum. 719 00:55:27,485 --> 00:55:30,329 Merry Christmas to you too, Alessandro. 720 00:55:30,336 --> 00:55:32,748 You could have stayed in bed a while. 721 00:55:33,240 --> 00:55:35,470 - It's Christmas! - With flakes! 722 00:55:45,801 --> 00:55:47,496 - Good morning. - Morning. 723 00:55:47,532 --> 00:55:49,921 Good morning, dear. - Hi, Milena. 724 00:55:51,435 --> 00:55:54,370 Merry Christmas, mama. - Merry Christmas to you too. 725 00:56:01,910 --> 00:56:04,868 You know who I dreamed of last night? - Who? 726 00:56:05,802 --> 00:56:08,145 Sometimes dreams are just crazy. 727 00:56:09,143 --> 00:56:14,274 I dreamed of grandma Annina, who was lying in the midst of a wheat field, 728 00:56:14,521 --> 00:56:17,046 and I got close and asked her: 729 00:56:17,354 --> 00:56:20,255 "Granny, what are you doing here all alone?" 730 00:56:20,725 --> 00:56:23,114 And she, holding my hand, told me: 731 00:56:23,339 --> 00:56:27,651 "Milena, help me! I fell!" 732 00:56:28,348 --> 00:56:34,730 And I: "How did you fall?" And she: "I fell from an elephant!" 733 00:56:35,045 --> 00:56:36,842 And why from an elephant? 734 00:56:37,054 --> 00:56:38,703 Mum, I don't know. 735 00:56:39,110 --> 00:56:43,194 Dreams are like that. I don't know why from an elephant. 736 00:56:43,524 --> 00:56:46,960 Good morning! - Merry Christmas! - Merry Christmas, mum. 737 00:56:46,999 --> 00:56:48,682 - Hi. - Alfredino! 738 00:56:49,990 --> 00:56:51,594 What a cold, guys! 739 00:56:54,237 --> 00:56:56,888 Mum, for me only a little barley. 740 00:56:56,896 --> 00:56:59,922 I'll put in a drop of coffee, so it picks you up. 741 00:56:59,928 --> 00:57:03,773 Just a drop. - Mum, would you give me a cup to bring it to Gina? 742 00:57:04,567 --> 00:57:07,195 She's used to have breakfast in bed. 743 00:57:07,449 --> 00:57:11,067 Lucky her, who found someone who brings it to her! 744 00:57:12,943 --> 00:57:16,731 Mum, can I have some tea, please? - I'll fix it right away. 745 00:57:18,690 --> 00:57:20,408 - It's for Gina? - Yes. 746 00:57:22,173 --> 00:57:23,208 Thanks! 747 00:57:23,413 --> 00:57:27,253 Dad is already up? - No! The later he gets up, the better it is. 748 00:57:27,254 --> 00:57:28,334 Grandpa! 749 00:57:29,065 --> 00:57:30,225 Ah! He's up! 750 00:57:30,267 --> 00:57:33,998 Grandpa! - Come on, dad! Open up! - Grandpa, will you open it? 751 00:57:34,436 --> 00:57:37,200 Grandpa, open up! - Come on, dad, come out! 752 00:57:37,656 --> 00:57:40,250 Saverio, come out! It's an order! 753 00:57:46,792 --> 00:57:49,226 One must respect one's own turn. 754 00:57:49,732 --> 00:57:52,257 So says the regulation of the Corps. 755 00:58:20,990 --> 00:58:24,903 You too like Mina? - Of course! How couldn't I? 756 00:58:24,978 --> 00:58:29,688 To me, she's unique. Well, I also like Battisti, De Gregori, Dalla... But she... 757 00:58:30,284 --> 00:58:34,926 Maybe because she helped me to overcome some difficult times of my life. 758 00:58:35,103 --> 00:58:36,593 Think that once... 759 00:58:37,087 --> 00:58:40,496 I was with someone, and I didn't know whether to end everything. 760 00:58:40,497 --> 00:58:43,474 You know, when a story takes a bad turn... - Eh! 761 00:58:43,475 --> 00:58:47,400 Well, I went to buy her latest LP, I'd never heard it. 762 00:58:47,585 --> 00:58:52,150 I played it, and as if on purpose, there was a song titled "More, more". 763 00:58:52,151 --> 00:58:54,381 It seemed written specially for me! 764 00:58:54,400 --> 00:58:58,291 Hearing her say "More, more, I still love you" 765 00:58:58,449 --> 00:59:01,881 suddenly I realized I still loved this person, that was it. 766 00:59:01,882 --> 00:59:06,833 Thank God they all went out! When they're at home, you can't get anything done! 767 00:59:06,834 --> 00:59:11,487 For goodness sake! As time passes they become ever more boring, and useless. 768 00:59:11,505 --> 00:59:15,863 Quite right that guy on TV who says you should change partners every 3. 5 years. 769 00:59:15,864 --> 00:59:16,819 Who? 770 00:59:16,865 --> 00:59:21,757 That nice guy who's always in the "Maurizio Consianzo Show", what's his name... 771 00:59:21,906 --> 00:59:26,616 Sgarbi. He says that after 3 and a half years you become like brother and sister. 772 00:59:26,673 --> 00:59:28,345 I think he's right. 773 00:59:28,987 --> 00:59:32,190 True, once in a while you need a new boost of life! 774 00:59:32,191 --> 00:59:37,811 Eh, what should I say then, who for over 60 years I've been with that pain in the neck! 775 00:59:37,886 --> 00:59:41,754 Mum, you should've thought of it earlier. - True! I was idiot! 776 00:59:49,347 --> 00:59:53,943 Mama? Where is the maraschino? - There isn't. - What do you mean, there isn't? 777 00:59:54,436 --> 00:59:56,609 Alfredo, I forgot to buy it. 778 00:59:56,630 --> 00:59:59,224 How can I make maraschino cream without maraschino? 779 00:59:59,237 --> 01:00:02,092 A tangerine liqueur isn't the same thing? 780 01:00:02,098 --> 01:00:06,750 A tangerine liqueur? You heard? I should make maraschino cream with tangerine? 781 01:00:06,751 --> 01:00:08,844 So? It'll taste like tangerine! 782 01:00:09,279 --> 01:00:12,589 And where is it? - In the cabinet of the living room. 783 01:00:39,594 --> 01:00:43,760 And as every year, on Christmas morning, Dad forced us to go 784 01:00:43,761 --> 01:00:45,979 looking for some poor bird. 785 01:00:53,072 --> 01:00:57,475 Come with daddy, come. This year there must have been the repopulation. 786 01:00:59,362 --> 01:01:02,294 Before Christmas lunch, there was a gifls exchange. 787 01:01:02,295 --> 01:01:06,413 Mama! This is on the part of all of us. - It's nice, isn't it? 788 01:01:06,658 --> 01:01:08,137 You shouldn't have! 789 01:01:09,438 --> 01:01:12,009 Grandpa, there's for you too. Mauro. 790 01:01:14,334 --> 01:01:17,087 Thank you. That was very nice. 791 01:01:19,068 --> 01:01:20,933 Watch Saverio, he's so... 792 01:01:21,115 --> 01:01:24,255 Best wishes, Dad! - Merry Christmas! 793 01:01:26,127 --> 01:01:28,641 Now we can even go skiing! 794 01:01:28,867 --> 01:01:30,789 Look how elastic they are! 795 01:01:30,817 --> 01:01:33,058 God, how beautiful! 796 01:01:33,232 --> 01:01:37,987 For years I've looked for a gown in this color, and I've never managed to find it! 797 01:01:38,272 --> 01:01:42,049 And now you come, and... Thank you! - Don't mention it! 798 01:01:42,356 --> 01:01:44,529 - It's splendid! - Best wishes. 799 01:01:44,797 --> 01:01:47,880 Milena, here, this is for you. - Thanks. 800 01:01:48,399 --> 01:01:51,755 Wait, I'll give you mine. Wait, let me look for it... 801 01:01:53,886 --> 01:01:57,105 So you can buy what you want. - Thank you, grandma. 802 01:01:57,598 --> 01:01:59,577 Here it is! Best wishes. 803 01:02:06,533 --> 01:02:07,898 N000! 804 01:02:12,759 --> 01:02:13,896 Best wishes! 805 01:02:13,945 --> 01:02:15,230 Thank you! 806 01:02:20,523 --> 01:02:24,402 This way I can make a matching set! What a nice idea! 807 01:02:24,615 --> 01:02:28,415 I already got one! - What is it? - When you speak, it moves. 808 01:02:29,141 --> 01:02:30,824 Hello! You like it? 809 01:02:31,933 --> 01:02:34,584 It's yours if you want it. - Thank you. 810 01:02:37,738 --> 01:02:38,818 Coke! 811 01:02:40,685 --> 01:02:44,200 Goodbye. - 771$ k branded, it takes black shoes - Lina! 812 01:02:44,397 --> 01:02:45,591 Best wishes! 813 01:02:47,084 --> 01:02:48,517 It's a corkscrew. 814 01:02:49,441 --> 01:02:52,365 It's a refined object for classy people. 815 01:02:53,491 --> 01:02:54,788 You like it? 816 01:02:56,545 --> 01:02:58,433 You have fulfilled a dream. 817 01:02:58,858 --> 01:03:02,589 You can't understand how this pen can be useful to me. Yup! 818 01:03:02,978 --> 01:03:06,491 Now let's clear out quickly, it's almost time for lunch. 819 01:03:06,492 --> 01:03:08,392 Yes! Wait a second! 820 01:03:14,069 --> 01:03:15,707 Group photo! 821 01:03:15,982 --> 01:03:19,861 Everybody ready, for the rite of the photograph! 822 01:03:20,347 --> 01:03:21,803 - Ready? - Wait! 823 01:03:21,843 --> 01:03:24,846 Here we go, we're ready. But let's put me too. 824 01:03:24,979 --> 01:03:28,885 Are we all? - No, not all, I'm missing! Here, focusing. . Ready! 825 01:03:28,886 --> 01:03:31,662 Self-timer... Go! 826 01:03:32,388 --> 01:03:34,652 Move over, move over... Smile! 827 01:03:35,628 --> 01:03:38,210 But where... - Hurry up! - One moment! 828 01:03:40,248 --> 01:03:42,853 You took me just as I turned! - No, I... 829 01:03:44,048 --> 01:03:48,917 Dear Romans, Italians... A happy and holy Christmas to you... 830 01:03:49,336 --> 01:03:52,885 May the peace of Christ the Savior reign in your hearts... 831 01:03:55,282 --> 01:03:57,034 and in your families... 832 01:04:04,556 --> 01:04:08,208 Seen that today is such a beautiful day, 833 01:04:08,590 --> 01:04:11,434 I also want to tell you something important. 834 01:04:11,560 --> 01:04:16,350 Since some time I wanted to tell you. But then, today passes, and tomorrow too... 835 01:04:17,399 --> 01:04:18,935 But today I decided. 836 01:04:19,324 --> 01:04:24,023 And if Trieste makes a decision, that's that! A true Abruzzese, stubborn! 837 01:04:24,170 --> 01:04:26,616 What's there to say that's so important? 838 01:04:26,634 --> 01:04:31,026 We thought that we want to spend the few days that we still have to live 839 01:04:31,027 --> 01:04:32,722 closer to you. 840 01:04:32,878 --> 01:04:35,813 - I like this. - Good idea! 841 01:04:36,031 --> 01:04:40,701 We have always moved away from here, and you know it, very little. 842 01:04:40,702 --> 01:04:44,445 Eh, yes, we know. - However, enough now. 843 01:04:44,565 --> 01:04:47,670 Enough with living alone. - Oh, finally! 844 01:04:47,671 --> 01:04:51,628 I'll say! For 15 years that I've been married you came to our house 845 01:04:51,629 --> 01:04:53,677 a couple of times at the most. 846 01:04:53,814 --> 01:04:58,299 For how many years I've been telling you? Go out, what the heck! 847 01:04:58,300 --> 01:05:01,747 But that's all we wanted! True, Gina? - Sure! 848 01:05:01,943 --> 01:05:05,902 How beautiful! What a wondrous Christmas! 849 01:05:06,095 --> 01:05:10,193 Did you hear, Save'? And I who thought you wouldn't want us. 850 01:05:10,194 --> 01:05:13,459 But what came on your mind? - You must be joking! 851 01:05:13,785 --> 01:05:17,187 What a great consolation to have children like you! 852 01:05:17,188 --> 01:05:20,521 We want you, Mum! But how can you think such things?! 853 01:05:20,596 --> 01:05:22,848 Did you hear? "We don't want you"! 854 01:05:22,866 --> 01:05:26,927 As soon as you decide, tell us, our home is at your complete disposal. 855 01:05:27,155 --> 01:05:29,157 Now I'm ashamed of myself. 856 01:05:29,326 --> 01:05:33,786 But I'll tell you anyway, because with you I want to be sincere all the way. 857 01:05:37,038 --> 01:05:39,336 Do you know... - Come on, tell us! 858 01:05:39,765 --> 01:05:42,928 Do you know that I had even considered a rest home? 859 01:05:52,928 --> 01:05:56,955 But... A rest home? What has to do the rest home? 860 01:05:57,322 --> 01:06:01,304 But when I went there, and I've smelled that odor of old, 861 01:06:01,774 --> 01:06:05,699 I've felt like a block here, in the pit of the stomach. 862 01:06:06,337 --> 01:06:10,910 Also because I, alone, the responsibility to care for her, 863 01:06:11,562 --> 01:06:13,610 I can not take it! 864 01:06:14,340 --> 01:06:19,175 Mind you, not that I don't want to take it. I just cannot take it. 865 01:06:19,297 --> 01:06:22,787 Because I have my work. I have to study English. 866 01:06:22,788 --> 01:06:26,929 Soon they will open the frontiers. So, I will not have time. 867 01:06:28,595 --> 01:06:31,940 And indeed another reason is precisely him. 868 01:06:32,675 --> 01:06:36,350 Something may happen to us at any moment. 869 01:06:36,594 --> 01:06:40,337 And here, living alone, who will see us, who will hear us? 870 01:06:40,370 --> 01:06:42,190 But what may ever happen? 871 01:06:42,216 --> 01:06:45,333 And now the question arises with who go to live. 872 01:06:47,082 --> 01:06:50,973 But I'll tell you right now that being shuttled among my children 873 01:06:51,067 --> 01:06:55,583 like a parcel, God forbid! It makes me laugh. Going here, then there... 874 01:06:55,901 --> 01:06:58,222 But can you picture the two of us?.. 875 01:06:58,607 --> 01:07:00,347 Rome, Como, Modena... 876 01:07:00,619 --> 01:07:02,223 For God's sake! 877 01:07:03,271 --> 01:07:06,035 So I thought that ifs up to you to decide. 878 01:07:06,460 --> 01:07:08,860 Of course I wasn't born yesterday, 879 01:07:09,294 --> 01:07:12,411 and I know that we will give a bit of nuisance. 880 01:07:13,267 --> 01:07:17,465 Therefore I decided that, besides to half the pension that we will give 881 01:07:17,583 --> 01:07:20,996 to who takes us with him, we'll give him also the house. 882 01:07:21,127 --> 01:07:23,698 It's not a great capital, however... 883 01:07:24,249 --> 01:07:26,353 that's all we own. 884 01:07:27,281 --> 01:07:28,555 Isn't it so? 885 01:07:29,383 --> 01:07:32,967 Now you think it over, talk about it, do your calculations... 886 01:07:33,337 --> 01:07:36,204 and when you take a decision, you'll tell us. 887 01:07:36,935 --> 01:07:39,904 Calmly. No one is chasing us. 888 01:07:41,435 --> 01:07:45,223 On the other hand, we can't move now with the cold. 889 01:07:45,379 --> 01:07:46,630 Of course not. 890 01:07:46,759 --> 01:07:50,934 In spring, God willing. When the weather warms up. 891 01:07:51,531 --> 01:07:53,408 Apr", May... 892 01:07:53,905 --> 01:07:56,794 - May, June... - If God will! 893 01:07:59,198 --> 01:08:01,246 We“, bun appefit, eh? 894 01:08:01,733 --> 01:08:03,906 Ban appetit... 895 01:08:13,748 --> 01:08:15,545 Why Alfredo didn't come? 896 01:08:15,737 --> 01:08:18,968 He said he'd come later, was helping mum to tidy up. 897 01:08:19,100 --> 01:08:22,477 Why don't you go play with the machines? - Mum, I don't like them. 898 01:08:22,478 --> 01:08:25,276 Then go make a snowman, later we'll come to see it. 899 01:08:25,284 --> 01:08:27,605 Love, go and play with Mauro you too. 900 01:08:27,623 --> 01:08:29,124 I don't want to go. 901 01:08:29,163 --> 01:08:33,213 Then go get a chocolate zuocotto, they make them delicious here. 902 01:08:33,473 --> 01:08:34,588 Good girl! 903 01:08:42,270 --> 01:08:44,022 Guys, let's be clear. 904 01:08:44,550 --> 01:08:48,805 The only one who can really take care of our loved ones, is precisely Alfredo. 905 01:08:48,908 --> 01:08:50,785 I regret he's not here... 906 01:08:52,249 --> 01:08:53,341 Alfredo?! 907 01:08:53,387 --> 01:08:57,118 Excuse me, but how can you entrust two elders to a single man? 908 01:08:57,157 --> 01:08:58,272 Look, Gina, 909 01:08:58,387 --> 01:09:02,168 if you allow, it's up to us of the family to decide what we can or can't do. 910 01:09:02,169 --> 01:09:06,139 Indeed, Lina is perfectly right. Of course! Who better than him? 911 01:09:06,287 --> 01:09:09,256 He's single, with no wife, no children, free... 912 01:09:09,324 --> 01:09:13,861 Mum can fix him meals, so he'll find a hot plate when he returns from work... 913 01:09:13,862 --> 01:09:15,329 - Antonio! - Yes? 914 01:09:15,364 --> 01:09:19,147 For me no coffee, better a Sambuca. Therefore, just one coffee. 915 01:09:19,148 --> 01:09:21,525 - Decaffeinated! - And a grappa.. 916 01:09:21,777 --> 01:09:26,077 And for the pension, even if only half, ifs still a nice nest egg, right? 917 01:09:26,119 --> 01:09:29,691 You may not be aware, but the Corps got some good increases. 918 01:09:30,039 --> 01:09:34,464 And what about the house? That too is a nice capital. Nowadays... 919 01:09:34,808 --> 01:09:38,653 Certainly, whatever the two of them decide, God forbid. However, 920 01:09:38,751 --> 01:09:41,868 also the house? To me it seems a little excessive... 921 01:09:42,385 --> 01:09:44,762 - Don't you think? - Sure, sure... 922 01:09:45,098 --> 01:09:49,353 You're right, Lina. And then, it's not even for the capital, but ifs... 923 01:09:49,509 --> 01:09:52,910 it's for a sentimental fact, of affection, let's say. 924 01:09:54,043 --> 01:09:58,161 Having a hearth, a point of reference for the family, ifs important. 925 01:09:58,239 --> 01:10:02,084 Michele, this is up to us to say. We were born and raised there. 926 01:10:02,382 --> 01:10:07,319 But I'm sure that Alfredo will understand. Mum said so just to say, for sensitivity. 927 01:10:07,369 --> 01:10:09,724 Alfredo will never accept the house! 928 01:10:09,916 --> 01:10:12,872 After all, we're offering him a good opportunity. 929 01:10:12,873 --> 01:10:17,253 Didn't he always say that he can't bear to stay away from Mum and Dad? So? 930 01:10:18,536 --> 01:10:23,917 Say what you will, however, not seeing mum and dad into our house... 931 01:10:24,305 --> 01:10:25,954 it shatters my heart! 932 01:10:26,203 --> 01:10:27,795 Don't do that, honey. 933 01:10:27,833 --> 01:10:31,712 After all, they'll stay with your brother, not with a stranger, right? 934 01:10:32,043 --> 01:10:37,242 But it will all end, you see? Christmas will end, the joy of these days will end! 935 01:10:37,561 --> 01:10:39,609 We've always been so united. 936 01:10:39,826 --> 01:10:45,082 Now mum and dad need our help, and they come to ask us. My God! 937 01:10:48,172 --> 01:10:51,915 Filippo! Let go of my hand, I can't stir the cappuccino. 938 01:10:53,247 --> 01:10:55,499 They even considered a rest home. 939 01:10:56,621 --> 01:10:58,304 I can't believe it! 940 01:10:59,434 --> 01:11:00,958 She even checked one! 941 01:11:00,996 --> 01:11:04,864 Lina, please, don't say such things! You know they hurt me! 942 01:11:06,176 --> 01:11:11,625 In pondering, I've come up with a trifle. As for the house, we'll see what to do. 943 01:11:12,062 --> 01:11:14,155 But the stuff that's in there? 944 01:11:14,835 --> 01:11:19,989 But the donation of the house doesn't also include what's inside. Eh, it would be nice! 945 01:11:20,747 --> 01:11:24,331 Because inside there are some little things not bad at all. 946 01:11:24,493 --> 01:11:25,983 The TV set, is new. 947 01:11:26,223 --> 01:11:29,181 And the washer that we gave them last year? 948 01:11:29,341 --> 01:11:32,105 It's new. Then it has that program for delicate... 949 01:11:32,115 --> 01:11:36,202 Then sorry, but I'd like to anticipate something, since we're on topic. 950 01:11:36,203 --> 01:11:40,185 Because in that house there's one thing that really makes me die for! 951 01:11:40,521 --> 01:11:41,636 Which one? 952 01:11:42,726 --> 01:11:43,897 The dresser. 953 01:11:44,512 --> 01:11:46,195 The one in the hallway? 954 01:11:46,370 --> 01:11:48,668 Yes. - The one of Grandma Lisetta? 955 01:11:48,845 --> 01:11:52,444 Yes. - Oh, the one all inlaid, with a mantle stone on it? 956 01:11:52,445 --> 01:11:56,244 Lina, there's but one dresser, I really mink she wants that one. 957 01:11:56,245 --> 01:11:59,100 God! How sorry I am, darling! 958 01:11:59,377 --> 01:12:03,154 Fact is, grandma Lisetta gave it exactly to me prior to her death. 959 01:12:03,898 --> 01:12:08,358 Since, when I was little, I was always mere in front watching those inlays, 960 01:12:08,672 --> 01:12:11,835 one day she said: "When you grow up, this will be yours." 961 01:12:12,106 --> 01:12:15,792 Of course, as long as it's used by mum and dad, God forbid... 962 01:12:16,256 --> 01:12:17,496 But after... 963 01:12:17,779 --> 01:12:21,465 Sorry, Lina, but when grandma died, weren't you one year old? 964 01:12:22,377 --> 01:12:23,469 Yes. 965 01:12:23,806 --> 01:12:25,546 So how can you remember? 966 01:12:26,656 --> 01:12:29,602 It's the first memory I have. Indeed, if you ask me 967 01:12:29,609 --> 01:12:33,670 "What is your first memory?", I answer you "This one". - Fancy that! 968 01:12:34,073 --> 01:12:38,533 I'm rather thinking of Alfredo's face when we'll give him the good news. 969 01:12:42,099 --> 01:12:43,635 But you're kidding?! 970 01:12:44,491 --> 01:12:46,391 What? You're not happy? 971 01:12:48,010 --> 01:12:49,079 Happy?! 972 01:12:50,755 --> 01:12:54,532 But then you're serious! I say, are you crazy? But what have I to do? 973 01:12:54,633 --> 01:12:58,421 On purpose I didn't come to the bar. But what came into your mind? 974 01:12:58,554 --> 01:13:01,091 I, a man alone, caring for two old people? 975 01:13:01,290 --> 01:13:05,067 Darling, apart that mummy and daddy are two people 976 01:13:05,181 --> 01:13:08,708 quite easy to manage, and not old, as you improperly said, 977 01:13:08,904 --> 01:13:12,408 then, if we thought of you, it's also to do you a favor. 978 01:13:12,597 --> 01:13:13,734 A favor?! 979 01:13:13,777 --> 01:13:18,885 Of course. Since they're two people who not only will make you feel less lonely, 980 01:13:19,038 --> 01:13:22,360 but they'll help you also from an economic standpoint. 981 01:13:23,247 --> 01:13:25,135 Excuse us if it isn't much. 982 01:13:25,551 --> 01:13:29,294 So, you think I should give up my life, my independence, 983 01:13:29,509 --> 01:13:33,430 10 years of autogenic training, for these four walls and a little extra money? 984 01:13:33,431 --> 01:13:37,595 Alfredo, the fact is that you're the only person without responsibility, 985 01:13:37,811 --> 01:13:39,199 without family. 986 01:13:39,715 --> 01:13:41,671 The only one living alone. 987 01:13:41,939 --> 01:13:43,622 But I don't live alone. 988 01:13:44,619 --> 01:13:46,632 - You don't live alone? - No. 989 01:13:47,315 --> 01:13:49,237 I cohabit since ten years. 990 01:13:49,873 --> 01:13:52,330 But then there are secrets between us! 991 01:13:52,349 --> 01:13:55,307 You're with a woman for 10 years and you don't tell us? 992 01:13:55,309 --> 01:13:58,051 But, who's she, what does she do, what's her name? 993 01:13:58,148 --> 01:14:01,197 His name is Mario, and he's a security guard. 994 01:14:02,140 --> 01:14:03,266 Oh God! 995 01:14:04,259 --> 01:14:07,581 Mauro and Monica, go play in the kitchen please! 996 01:14:08,212 --> 01:14:09,861 The monster is here! 997 01:14:11,892 --> 01:14:16,966 And... and, in all these years, you never confided with your sisters, your brother? 998 01:14:17,547 --> 01:14:22,348 But how did it happen, Alfredino, eh? How did it come out, this your diversity? 999 01:14:22,479 --> 01:14:26,620 What do you want me to say? At some point I realized that I liked cock! 1000 01:14:27,326 --> 01:14:29,794 Alfredo, please! - But why, sorry? 1001 01:14:30,019 --> 01:14:32,897 What did you expect from a child with a submissive father 1002 01:14:32,902 --> 01:14:36,041 and an overprotective mother, eh? What did you expect? 1003 01:14:36,042 --> 01:14:39,330 Alfredo, please, mum and dad may be back any moment! 1004 01:14:39,582 --> 01:14:43,769 Good! So finally they too will know what they've been able to do! 1005 01:14:43,945 --> 01:14:48,766 Why, sorry? I'm not a half-woman, and weren't we born of the same parents? 1006 01:14:48,767 --> 01:14:51,793 Alessandro, please! You might not be a faggot... 1007 01:14:53,285 --> 01:14:55,333 however, you'd better shut up. 1008 01:14:57,388 --> 01:15:00,937 Now I understand why you met with lawyer Colacioppo... 1009 01:15:01,163 --> 01:15:03,199 in the loos of the station. 1010 01:15:04,317 --> 01:15:05,409 So what? 1011 01:15:07,267 --> 01:15:09,940 Have you seen? What had I told you? 1012 01:15:10,625 --> 01:15:14,559 In my opinion, there's only one person who can take care of them, just one. 1013 01:15:14,560 --> 01:15:16,892 And in my opinion that person is you. 1014 01:15:17,215 --> 01:15:18,432 Mel? 1015 01:15:18,477 --> 01:15:20,001 Yes, dearie, yes! 1016 01:15:20,173 --> 01:15:23,535 You're the one who's always been closer to them, you know them more. 1017 01:15:23,536 --> 01:15:25,970 And then, you're the one living closer. 1018 01:15:25,979 --> 01:15:29,824 The moving would be less shocking: same region, same language... 1019 01:15:30,423 --> 01:15:33,332 Can you imagine those two poor old people in Modena? 1020 01:15:33,333 --> 01:15:36,279 They wouldn't even dare to go out... for the trauma. 1021 01:15:36,507 --> 01:15:38,759 Yeah! The Lombard League has come! 1022 01:15:39,374 --> 01:15:42,935 But... But, I for one don't know where to put my hands! 1023 01:15:43,482 --> 01:15:45,814 Alone in the house with two men... 1024 01:15:46,156 --> 01:15:50,957 I'm out from morning till evening, and when I'm home, God only knows what I find! 1025 01:15:51,003 --> 01:15:53,858 Without the collaboration of anyone... 1026 01:15:54,284 --> 01:15:57,765 With a nervous breakdown that's up to the tip of my hair, 1027 01:15:57,842 --> 01:16:01,589 a spastic colitis, and you tell me to take care of these two poor people? 1028 01:16:01,590 --> 01:16:03,410 But how could you think of it?! 1029 01:16:03,437 --> 01:16:06,643 But you must admit they're much more attached to you. 1030 01:16:06,644 --> 01:16:08,703 You've always been more present... 1031 01:16:08,725 --> 01:16:12,809 Now you're in it, too? Of course I was more present, I live closer! 1032 01:16:12,862 --> 01:16:16,928 Then, if you put on this level, I must tell you that, exactly for this, 1033 01:16:16,929 --> 01:16:19,998 you've always put it in my rear, with all due respect. 1034 01:16:19,999 --> 01:16:24,572 When dad had a bladder surgery, who did the nights in the hospital? I, alone! 1035 01:16:24,638 --> 01:16:26,629 Not a dog to replace me! 1036 01:16:26,653 --> 01:16:29,950 But Lina, don't you remember I'd phone every day to ask if you wanted me 1037 01:16:29,951 --> 01:16:34,051 to come to relieve you? You always said no. Now, if you want to play the victim.. 1038 01:16:34,052 --> 01:16:37,514 I said no because you're a man. It was your wife who had to come. 1039 01:16:37,515 --> 01:16:39,380 At least she knows how to make a coffee. 1040 01:16:39,405 --> 01:16:43,759 And she had to figure this out, since she says she has some sensitivity! 1041 01:16:43,760 --> 01:16:47,939 But as her sensitivity is only in one spot... Okay, never mind, ifs better. 1042 01:16:47,940 --> 01:16:50,090 Then this speech concerns me too! 1043 01:16:50,109 --> 01:16:51,497 But of course! 1044 01:16:51,704 --> 01:16:54,776 "Poor Milena!", said mum, "She always calls!" 1045 01:16:54,777 --> 01:16:58,213 But the bedpan under dad's ass, I put myself... my dear! 1046 01:16:58,245 --> 01:17:01,840 For 20 years I've put up with them! Enough now! 1047 01:17:01,901 --> 01:17:04,472 Now you take them over'. - You did wrong! 1048 01:17:04,487 --> 01:17:06,671 You shouldn't have clone it. - Even? 1049 01:17:06,772 --> 01:17:07,875 Certainly! 1050 01:17:08,099 --> 01:17:12,718 Because, by doing so, you've spoiled them, and now all of us must bear the brunt. 1051 01:17:12,873 --> 01:17:17,446 If they'd been accustomed to living alone, to rely on their own resources, 1052 01:17:17,490 --> 01:17:20,050 now we wouldn't be talking about it, don't you mink? 1053 01:17:20,057 --> 01:17:22,059 Filippo is quite right, dear. 1054 01:17:22,077 --> 01:17:25,717 Jesus! Now I should even feel guilty for having aided them?! 1055 01:17:25,801 --> 01:17:30,012 Well, sadly it's the truth. All of us have had to adapt to your behavior, 1056 01:17:30,013 --> 01:17:32,675 not to play, us, the part of the ungrateful. 1057 01:17:32,783 --> 01:17:37,311 It's true! You've acted so to suck up to mummy and daddy. 1058 01:17:37,424 --> 01:17:39,221 That's why you did it. 1059 01:17:40,981 --> 01:17:42,573 What are you saying? 1060 01:17:45,736 --> 01:17:49,934 What are you saying? You, who don't even have a family! 1061 01:17:51,103 --> 01:17:53,913 Milena. Alessandro. - The TV, the TV! 1062 01:17:54,007 --> 01:17:57,647 - Here we are! - Dollar: 204, 505. 1063 01:17:57,821 --> 01:18:00,845 Ecu: 1535, 450. 1064 01:18:00,846 --> 01:18:02,438 You did well... 1065 01:18:03,253 --> 01:18:06,461 in closing the door. This way the room stays warm. 1066 01:18:06,715 --> 01:18:08,478 Outside it's freezing cold. 1067 01:18:08,511 --> 01:18:11,514 But how can you, I say, go out in this cold? 1068 01:18:11,517 --> 01:18:15,738 Ah, even if outside is - 40 °, I must take my walk! 1069 01:18:15,853 --> 01:18:19,789 Take some air, and work off your thighs! - Can we come in now? 1070 01:18:21,317 --> 01:18:23,205 Why did you send them away? 1071 01:18:24,012 --> 01:18:27,236 And from that afternoon, whenever the grandparent went out, 1072 01:18:27,237 --> 01:18:30,513 they shut themselves up in a room and sent us away. 1073 01:18:31,754 --> 01:18:34,888 And so, when it suits you, I'm part of the family, 1074 01:18:34,889 --> 01:18:37,710 but when it doesn't, I'm no longer part, eh? 1075 01:18:38,410 --> 01:18:42,961 Look, cutie, my mother in law, 3 months after I married, came to stay with me, 1076 01:18:43,072 --> 01:18:46,420 because my husband wanted it so, and I had to keep quiet. 1077 01:18:46,421 --> 01:18:49,390 She kicked the bucket, or else she'd still be there. 1078 01:18:49,715 --> 01:18:52,650 Anyway, for me, my husband can do what he wants. 1079 01:18:52,758 --> 01:18:56,035 Just him to know that, no sooner his parents set foot in my house, 1080 01:18:56,036 --> 01:18:57,890 I'll pack up and leave. 1081 01:19:00,758 --> 01:19:04,683 Again!? But where shall I put them, if I've no place? 1082 01:19:04,775 --> 01:19:07,426 What no place! Put Mauro to sleep in the studio! 1083 01:19:07,433 --> 01:19:12,530 And you, with a house of 2,000 sq ft? Not to mention the terrace. And no children! 1084 01:19:14,687 --> 01:19:16,552 You shouldn't have said that! 1085 01:19:18,767 --> 01:19:24,372 Judas! Like the time you found me smoking with Rosamaria and you ran to tell dad! 1086 01:19:24,373 --> 01:19:27,137 What could I know? At age five I couldn't! 1087 01:19:27,140 --> 01:19:30,770 You knew, you knew! To your advantage, you always knew everything! 1088 01:19:30,771 --> 01:19:34,559 The truth is that you were jealous of me! - I, jealous of you!? 1089 01:19:36,229 --> 01:19:39,653 Yes! Because I'm tall, slender, and I've got class! 1090 01:19:40,790 --> 01:19:44,601 Nice gratitude! You of ail, who've always been mum's favorite! 1091 01:19:44,681 --> 01:19:48,117 And if it was not for dad, you'd have never won the contest! 1092 01:19:48,241 --> 01:19:51,637 Look who's talking, the communist, the revolutionary... 1093 01:19:51,638 --> 01:19:57,361 But if it was not for my husband and the D. C., you would be cleaning loos now! 1094 01:19:58,122 --> 01:20:03,018 Oh, so I'd be a whore! Love! You heard what your sister says? 1095 01:20:03,019 --> 01:20:07,277 Huh? She said I'm a whore! And you? Christ, you don't reply, you don't react? 1096 01:20:07,278 --> 01:20:11,341 How should he react? Don't you see what you turned him into? - Calm, Lina. 1097 01:20:11,342 --> 01:20:13,640 At this point, let's tell it all. 1098 01:20:13,825 --> 01:20:17,079 That our brother married a whore, no doubt about it. 1099 01:20:17,515 --> 01:20:22,430 But, shall we also tell that then someone took advantage and poked his biscuit? 1100 01:20:24,040 --> 01:20:27,363 I don't get it. - Oh, you don't? Michele, you tell her! 1101 01:20:27,364 --> 01:20:30,276 I'm good and quiet, however... - They're gone! 1102 01:20:31,199 --> 01:20:35,158 Michele! Huh? To what biscuit my sister is refering? 1103 01:20:35,856 --> 01:20:37,972 - I don't grasp! - Neither do I! 1104 01:20:38,082 --> 01:20:40,915 Look, Michele, you can't deny. We've got proof! 1105 01:20:40,924 --> 01:20:42,460 You had me followed! 1106 01:20:42,892 --> 01:20:45,611 Filippo, show him! Come on. 1107 01:21:09,015 --> 01:21:10,960 Here it is. Paste restanta. 1108 01:21:11,112 --> 01:21:14,491 I hope you won't deny the evidence? Everything concurs: 1109 01:21:15,060 --> 01:21:17,711 The watch... the necklace... 1110 01:21:18,539 --> 01:21:21,030 Even your birthmark on the arm, Michele! 1111 01:21:21,258 --> 01:21:25,194 If we want to also check the mole you have on the left buttock... 1112 01:21:25,306 --> 01:21:26,830 at your discretion. 1113 01:21:38,351 --> 01:21:40,945 You bitch! 1114 01:21:41,882 --> 01:21:45,568 You've destroyed the peace of my home! - Calm down, Lina! 1115 01:21:54,642 --> 01:21:57,429 Show me too! - It's not stuff for you, go! 1116 01:22:05,867 --> 01:22:08,131 Lina! Alfredo! 1117 01:22:09,182 --> 01:22:10,570 Where are you? 1118 01:22:11,313 --> 01:22:12,803 Look who's here! 1119 01:22:16,911 --> 01:22:18,924 What are you all doing here? 1120 01:22:19,160 --> 01:22:21,287 Look who came to say hello. 1121 01:22:21,357 --> 01:22:23,837 Aunt Clementina! - Aunt Clementina! 1122 01:22:28,969 --> 01:22:32,757 Oh God, how nice to see you all gathered here! 1123 01:22:55,548 --> 01:22:56,663 What is it? 1124 01:22:57,181 --> 01:22:58,307 May I? 1125 01:22:59,643 --> 01:23:01,588 Look, I've thought about it. 1126 01:23:01,612 --> 01:23:04,524 It's pointless to get upset with each other... 1127 01:23:10,097 --> 01:23:11,428 Come, come come! 1128 01:23:11,832 --> 01:23:14,812 Come! - What's up? - You did well in coming. 1129 01:23:14,953 --> 01:23:17,660 I was saying that the situation is serious. 1130 01:23:17,891 --> 01:23:20,712 It's no use to be at each other's throats, it leads nowhere. 1131 01:23:20,716 --> 01:23:22,013 That's what I say. 1132 01:23:22,052 --> 01:23:23,849 Look, go call Alessandro. 1133 01:23:24,099 --> 01:23:26,420 We'll talk about it, calmly. 1134 01:23:27,544 --> 01:23:28,704 Alone! 1135 01:23:29,701 --> 01:23:32,670 If you want to talk in private... - No... I'll go out. 1136 01:23:32,674 --> 01:23:35,996 Where are you going? Here the solution must be shared! 1137 01:23:44,782 --> 01:23:46,135 I meant to say... 1138 01:23:46,172 --> 01:23:49,696 There are rest homes of various kind. They're not all alike. 1139 01:23:49,697 --> 01:23:52,211 Let's start by not calling them like that. 1140 01:23:52,222 --> 01:23:55,692 Rest homes, eh! Hotel! 1141 01:23:56,219 --> 01:24:01,083 Hotel homesl-There are some that drive you crazy, beautiful, with bees, plants... 1142 01:24:01,084 --> 01:24:04,081 At worst, if there's to pay more, we sell the house... 1143 01:24:04,082 --> 01:24:08,223 But you didn't understand mum! What do we tell her? We don't want you? 1144 01:24:08,246 --> 01:24:11,613 And people? Haven't you thought of what people would say? 1145 01:24:11,686 --> 01:24:13,916 Four children who resort to a rest home! 1146 01:24:13,930 --> 01:24:17,093 No, ifs a solution we can't consider, come on. 1147 01:24:17,884 --> 01:24:20,114 - Let us cast lots! - Cast lots!? 1148 01:24:20,498 --> 01:24:22,511 No, no, count me out, okay? 1149 01:24:23,108 --> 01:24:24,826 Should it fall to me? 1150 01:24:24,856 --> 01:24:28,997 Now that I've finally found my balance with Mario? Heavens no, please! 1151 01:24:29,085 --> 01:24:32,202 Or else we can do the opposite: We will come here. 1152 01:24:34,069 --> 01:24:36,435 Four children... three months each. 1153 01:24:36,452 --> 01:24:39,569 Do you realize what you're saying? And the job? 1154 01:24:39,695 --> 01:24:43,392 You think they'll move the control tower here? Don't talk nonsense! 1155 01:24:46,293 --> 01:24:47,840 Let's go to the parish. 1156 01:24:47,871 --> 01:24:48,997 The parish?! 1157 01:24:49,054 --> 01:24:52,660 We'll seek a woman for companionship. We ask Don Tanino. 1158 01:24:52,728 --> 01:24:57,530 A Filipino, an Albanian, a Pole... You saw on TV? They're good people... 1159 01:24:57,531 --> 01:25:01,467 Sorry, then it doesn't get into your head. Haven't you understood yet? 1160 01:25:02,426 --> 01:25:05,270 They want to be with us. They want our love. 1161 01:25:05,593 --> 01:25:08,175 They don't want to die alone, and abandoned. 1162 01:25:08,190 --> 01:25:11,591 All useless chatter! As if they'd live to the age of Noah! 1163 01:25:11,764 --> 01:25:14,663 How long you think they'll live, those two poor things? 1164 01:25:14,664 --> 01:25:19,508 Did you see? Mum must be around 80, daddy something less, but look at his state! 1165 01:25:19,509 --> 01:25:24,085 Forget it, the mean age has lengthened. And usually who's always ill lives longer. 1166 01:25:24,086 --> 01:25:28,102 He who's always well, instead, a heart attack, a stroke, and done. 1167 01:25:28,567 --> 01:25:32,082 And these are the luckiest cases. But let's assume a paralysis: 1168 01:25:32,192 --> 01:25:36,743 they're immobilized the rest of life, what do you do? You call Christ to help? 1169 01:25:48,380 --> 01:25:49,426 Mauro! 1170 01:25:52,974 --> 01:25:54,987 I'll deal with you at home! 1171 01:25:55,180 --> 01:25:56,932 What have I done, now? 1172 01:25:57,055 --> 01:26:00,934 Don't you see you're drenched? Go finish your homework, rather! 1173 01:26:01,107 --> 01:26:05,200 But there's only left the essay on Christmas holidays! They're not over yet! 1174 01:26:05,201 --> 01:26:07,249 Sure, always on the last day! 1175 01:26:07,589 --> 01:26:10,001 Look, in the snow! Imagine the germs! 1176 01:26:10,495 --> 01:26:11,553 Phew! 1177 01:26:12,966 --> 01:26:17,050 So, who cares if the one out there gets sick? There's the dumbo here! 1178 01:26:18,262 --> 01:26:19,786 And then, buddy... 1179 01:26:20,241 --> 01:26:23,096 it's in their genes. They've a constitution... 1180 01:26:23,098 --> 01:26:24,372 You're telling me? 1181 01:26:24,407 --> 01:26:28,237 Yesterday I strolled at the cemetery for the fun of watching the tombstones. 1182 01:26:28,238 --> 01:26:30,183 I even jotted it down, look. 1183 01:26:31,376 --> 01:26:34,691 The youngest is this: Grandpa Tanino, died at 85 years. 1184 01:26:34,692 --> 01:26:37,650 Under bombardment. - Even! - Otherwise... 1185 01:26:37,905 --> 01:26:39,497 Hey, you! 1186 01:26:39,645 --> 01:26:43,991 When your mother says something, you must execute it at once! And silence! 1187 01:26:45,283 --> 01:26:48,404 And then, mommy and daddy, by hook or by crook, 1188 01:26:48,405 --> 01:26:52,000 have even been through two world wars. They're toughened! 1189 01:26:53,599 --> 01:26:56,102 I feel it's as if I did a coercion. 1190 01:26:56,624 --> 01:27:01,300 What's that? Keep calm. - No, but... Try to enjoy your aperitif! 1191 01:27:02,308 --> 01:27:04,094 Here comes the czarina. 1192 01:27:09,435 --> 01:27:12,859 Phew! Among these shops, you only get bored! 1193 01:27:17,009 --> 01:27:21,628 My darling, what will you have? - A dry Martini, thank you, love. - And you? 1194 01:27:21,739 --> 01:27:23,604 A chocolate zuocotto. 1195 01:27:23,626 --> 01:27:26,626 What? A chocolate zuccotto! 1196 01:27:26,627 --> 01:27:30,631 See if they have a nice low-fat yogurt, it'll serve also as lunch! 1197 01:27:32,395 --> 01:27:34,636 Happy New Year from Wdeoesse 1198 01:27:35,720 --> 01:27:39,403 For New Year's Eve, we're awaiting you at the Restaurant Palomba, 1199 01:27:39,404 --> 01:27:42,009 where you eat, you drink, and you dance! 1200 01:27:42,015 --> 01:27:46,156 With a show by: Rudy de Cesaris! 1201 01:27:47,487 --> 01:27:52,470 But... us, for New Year's Eve, we don't organize anything? 1202 01:27:53,359 --> 01:27:56,468 With the troubles we have, we worry about dancing? 1203 01:27:56,469 --> 01:27:58,903 I was saying so, just to say. 1204 01:28:00,219 --> 01:28:04,772 Unfortunately, the news of serenity is Uoubled by another news, 1205 01:28:04,773 --> 01:28:08,889 of a dead person and three wounded as a result of the explosion that, 1206 01:28:08,890 --> 01:28:12,907 last night, has destroyed an apartment on the outskirts of Milan. 1207 01:28:12,908 --> 01:28:16,705 At the origin of the disaster, the leakage of gas from a cylinder 1208 01:28:16,706 --> 01:28:18,799 inside an old stove. 1209 01:28:19,168 --> 01:28:22,509 This brings to 185, from the beginning of the year, 1210 01:28:22,510 --> 01:28:25,547 the victims of accidents caused by gas leaks. 1211 01:28:26,871 --> 01:28:29,374 In this regard, for greater safety, 1212 01:28:29,381 --> 01:28:34,227 we invite you to periodically check the condition and efficiency of the equipments, 1213 01:28:34,330 --> 01:28:38,303 in a particular way those fueled with liquid gas cylinders. 1214 01:28:38,304 --> 01:28:40,966 The calls for prudence are never too many. 1215 01:28:42,001 --> 01:28:43,275 "What is this?" 1216 01:28:44,670 --> 01:28:47,582 What? - What is this? - Now I give you a slap! 1217 01:28:49,405 --> 01:28:51,259 A 800.. 1218 01:28:52,325 --> 01:28:54,247 Boo.-. boo.-. 1219 01:28:55,098 --> 01:28:59,239 Boo. . Boo. . Peekaboo! - But what "peekaboo", grandpa! 1220 01:28:59,396 --> 01:29:02,536 'This is book". Book. "Ubro". 1221 01:29:02,994 --> 01:29:04,962 Oh, but this is English! 1222 01:29:17,511 --> 01:29:19,047 Mama! 1223 01:29:19,417 --> 01:29:20,520 What's Up? 1224 01:29:21,660 --> 01:29:25,115 Oh God! What have you done? Another present? 1225 01:29:25,116 --> 01:29:29,109 So finally you can trash that brazier. - It'd be about time, right? 1226 01:29:29,388 --> 01:29:30,980 One was for Christmas, 1227 01:29:31,012 --> 01:29:33,697 and this is for New Year. - But you shouldn't! 1228 01:29:33,700 --> 01:29:37,344 It's just a space heater! We have contributed a bit each one. 1229 01:29:37,345 --> 01:29:40,610 Yes. . A bit each one. - This, you put it in your room. 1230 01:29:40,689 --> 01:29:42,702 It is simple and functional. 1231 01:29:43,154 --> 01:29:45,907 What a nice thought! - So you like it... 1232 01:29:46,065 --> 01:29:48,886 Watch how easily it moves. Right, Alfredo? 1233 01:29:49,723 --> 01:29:53,944 We wrapped it, Alfredo and I, we've put this nice bow... - Michele, 1234 01:29:54,172 --> 01:29:59,311 what can I say? I thank you, I thank you with all my heart! - Monica... 1235 01:29:59,312 --> 01:30:02,476 did you see the nice present we gave to the grandparents? 1236 01:30:02,477 --> 01:30:05,845 Moreover, a heater was needed. - When you put it in your room 1237 01:30:05,846 --> 01:30:08,955 and you turn it on, it stays warm as long as you want. 1238 01:30:08,956 --> 01:30:13,529 It's not like the brazier, that stinks and burns out the oxygen, right? 1239 01:30:46,567 --> 01:30:49,475 And so, through the intercession of a friend of dad, 1240 01:30:49,476 --> 01:30:52,115 we too managed to find a place at the Palomba, 1241 01:30:52,128 --> 01:30:56,736 where mum and the aunts said there were all the foremost families in town: 1242 01:30:56,962 --> 01:30:59,897 The Cipolloni, Moroni, Maranga... 1243 01:31:00,090 --> 01:31:04,572 Barbafl} Pozo/inl} Content} Mazaccani and Co/adoppa. 1244 01:31:29,083 --> 01:31:31,449 Lina, try the lentils, they're very good. 1245 01:31:31,459 --> 01:31:34,064 I would, but with colitis, the lentils... 1246 01:31:34,078 --> 01:31:37,047 Who eats lentils on New Year, makes money all year long. 1247 01:31:37,048 --> 01:31:40,199 It's the tradition, you have to eat at least a little. 1248 01:32:55,882 --> 01:32:59,085 Excuse me, but the one who's dancing with Monica, 1249 01:32:59,086 --> 01:33:01,953 isn't the son of Mazzoccone of the egg pasta? 1250 01:33:02,032 --> 01:33:05,308 It would seem just so. - Well placed people, huh? 1251 01:33:31,341 --> 01:33:34,868 Come on, get up! Let's throw ourselves into the fray. 1252 01:34:33,086 --> 01:34:34,269 The lights! 1253 01:34:37,163 --> 01:34:40,922 Midnight is impending! Have you filled your goblets? 1254 01:34:40,923 --> 01:34:42,595 Yes! 1255 01:34:42,631 --> 01:34:45,327 Have you filled them with champagne? 1256 01:34:45,338 --> 01:34:46,805 Yes! 1257 01:34:47,080 --> 01:34:48,342 Drum roll! 1258 01:34:49,153 --> 01:34:53,658 Minus ten, nine, eight, seven, six, 1259 01:34:53,813 --> 01:34:59,206 five, four, three, two, one, zero! 1260 01:35:01,187 --> 01:35:02,768 Happy New Year! 1261 01:35:50,387 --> 01:35:54,729 My holidays have begun well, however they ended badly, 1262 01:35:54,730 --> 01:35:57,210 because both my grandparents died.! 1263 01:35:57,537 --> 01:35:59,402 Really? I'm sorry. 1264 01:35:59,429 --> 01:36:01,795 They died from an explosion of gas, 1265 01:36:01,806 --> 01:36:07,130 and it was very important, because it came on newspapers and it was also shown on TV. 1266 01:36:07,766 --> 01:36:11,196 However I don't understand why mum, dad and the uncles 1267 01:36:11,197 --> 01:36:15,725 said that the fault was of the stove, which was too old. 1268 01:36:15,884 --> 01:36:19,215 Instead the stove was new, because they gave it to them 1269 01:36:19,216 --> 01:36:22,288 that very day, for the New Year holiday. 109360