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PREVIOUSLY ON "NYPD BLUE"...

I KNOW YOU GOT CANCER. YOU BELONG ON MEDICAL LEAVE.

CYNTHIA TOLD YOU? WHAT�S THE DIFFERENCE?

YOU EVER MEET MY WIFE ?? RITA ORTIZ? MAYBE. IRAQ.

SHE�S GOT ME SCOUTING SQUADS.

SHE�S LOOKING TO MAKE A CHANGE.

WHERE IS SHE NOW?

O.C.C.B. VICE.

I HEARD YOU WERE HERE, FIGURED SHE COULDN�T DO BETTER.

FACT IS, WE�RE FULL UP.

ANY CHANGE, RITA WILL BE MY FIRST CALL.

Andy: HE�S GOT CANCER.

HE WON�T GET TREATMENT �CAUSE HE�S WORRIED

THAT HIS FAMILY WON�T BE PROVIDED FOR IF HE DIES.

I GUESS THAT EXPLAINS HIS BEHAVIOR.

SOME OF IT. THE REST IS JUST HIM.

YOU�RE GETTING PROMOTED TO FIRST?GRADE.

WE BOTH KNOW I DIDN�T EARN THIS. IT�S FALSE PRETENSES.

YOU GOT 28 YEARS ON THE JOB. YOU EARNED IT.

TAKE A MEDICAL LEAVE. GET YOURSELF WELL.

"EDDIE GIBSON, FIRST?GRADE DETECTIVE."

IT�S GOT A RING TO IT.

LIKE A POEM.

THANKS, ANDY.

JOHN. HI.

MEN, HERE I AM. FRESH FROM MY FIRST PRE?OP AT THE CHIEF SURGEON�S.

HOW DID IT GO?

GOOD. MONDAY, 8:00 A. M., THEY CUT ME OPEN.

DOCTORS DO WONDERS THESE DAYS.

MY UNCLE HAD COLON CANCER BACK IN �93 ??

STILL KICKING.

EARLY DETECTION.

MY SET OF CIRCUMSTANCES? 5?YEAR SURVIVAL RATE, 62%.

THAT DON�T SOUND SO BAD.

NOW THAT THE CAT�S OUT OF THE BAG, I GOT A WHOLE NEW OUTLOOK.

I KNOW I�M GONNA BEAT THIS THING.

THERE YOU GO.

ANYWAY, IT�S BEEN GOOD WORKING WITH Y�ALL.

ANDY, GOT A SEC?

[ CLEARS THROAT ]

YEAH.

I�M ABOUT TO BEQUEATH TO YOU THE CUSHIEST,

BEST?PAYING MOONLIGHTING GIG IN THE WORLD.

YEAH? DOING WHAT?

SECURITY WORK ?? TUESDAY AND THURSDAY EVENING

FOR A RICH WIDOW ON PARK AVENUE.

I MET HER ON THE JOB WHEN I WAS IN THE 19 SQUAD.

WHAT�S SHE NEED A BODYGUARD FOR, SOMEBODY AFTER HER?

THE MAID GETS TWO EVENINGS OFF,

AND MRS. HORNBY LIKES HAVING SOMEONE AROUND.

I DON�T THINK SO.

DON�T BE TOO HASTY.

PAYS $200 A POP...IN CASH, OFF THE BOOKS.

I, UH, I CAN�T DO IT.

I GOT THEO TO GET HOME TO.

YOUR KID IS WHO YOU�RE DOING IT FOR.

THAT�S WHO I DID IT FOR.

THAT EXTRA $20 GRAND A YEAR COMES IN VERY HANDY.

GOT A DOA DUMP JOB.

BODY FOUND IN A CAR ON LAFAYETTE.

GO.

CATCH A BAD GUY.

YEAH.

SO THIS IS IT?

THIS IS IT.

WE�LL BE SEEING YOU AROUND, EDDIE.

EDDIE, GOOD LUCK.

MANY THANKS.

JUNIOR, I�LL MEET YOU DOWNSTAIRS.

YOU SAID TUESDAYS AND THURSDAYS?

6:00 TO 10:00. THAT�S THE MAID�S TIME OFF.

BUT SHE�S ALWAYS BACK BY 10:00.

SO IT�S A BABYSITTING JOB.

$400?A?WEEK BABYSITTING JOB.

YOU INTERESTED?

YEAH, I THINK MAYBE I MIGHT BE.

GREAT.

I�LL PUT YOU IN TOUCH WITH HER BUSINESS MANAGER.

I�VE BEEN SPENDING A LOT OF TIME GETTING MY DUCKS IN A ROW.

JUST IN CASE.

WEREN�T YOU JUST TELLING US YOU�RE GONNA BEAT THIS THING?

SURE.

BUT YOU GOTTA PREPARE FOR THE "WHAT IF..."

DON�T GET OBSESSED WITH THAT. IT DOESN�T HELP.

EASIER SAID THAN DONE, MY FRIEND.

TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH,

I�M SCARED TO DEATH.

GONNA BE ALL RIGHT, EDDIE.

YOU�LL GET THROUGH THIS.

RITA ORTIZ.

LIEUTENANT RODRIGUEZ.

OKAY, NOW I REMEMBER. WE DID MEET ONCE.

JOHN FLAHERTY�S RETIREMENT RACKET.

THAT�S RIGHT. THAT�S RIGHT.

WHEN I SPOKE TO YOUR HUSBAND,

I WAS RACKING MY BRAIN WHERE WE�D MET.

OH, YOU�D JUST COME OUT OF UNDERCOVER NARCOTICS THEN.

YEAH.

HOW DO YOU LIKE BEING A BOSS?

I MISS THE ACTION. I�M NOT GONNA LIE.

BUT YOU CAN ONLY DO THAT KIND OF WORK FOR SO LONG, YOU KNOW.

YEAH, IT�S LIKE VICE.

I LIKED THE COP WORK, BUT IT WAS TIME.

DON MENTIONED YOU WERE READY TO GET OUT.

I FEEL VERY FORTUNATE TO LAND HERE IN THE 15th.

I�M SURE YOU MUST�VE HAD YOUR PICK.

I�M GLAD TO HAVE YOU HERE.

THE OTHER DETECTIVES RESPONDED TO A DUMP JOB

OVER ON LAFAYETTE.

HOOK UP WITH THEM THERE. INTRODUCE YOURSELF.

YOU�LL BE PARTNERING UP WITH CONNIE McDOWELL.

WHEN YOU GOT TIME,

I RECOMMEND YOU OBSERVE AS MANY INTERVIEWS AS YOU CAN.

WELCOME ABOARD.

THANK YOU.

THE CAR�S REGISTERED TO AN ELDERLY WOMAN IN BROOKLYN.

SHE REPORTED IT STOLEN 3 DAYS AGO.

DOA HISPANIC WITH NO I. D.

WE SHOULD GET A CLEARANCE ON THIS CASE

FOR JUST GETTING HIM I. D.�d,

LET ALONE FINDING OUT WHO DID IT.

WE GOT A BURGLARY ME AND BALDWIN GOTTA RESPOND TO.

WHAT DID YOU GUYS GET CANVASSED?

BODEGA AND LAUNDRY ACROSS THE STREET. NOTHING IN EITHER.

STOLEN PUPPIES WE�RE RESPONDING TO.

YOU BETTER GET OVER THERE, LIGHTS AND SIRENS.

DO YOU KNOW I HAVE GONE TO MAKE NOTIFICATION TO NEXT OF KIN

ON A DEAD COLOMBIAN DRUG DEALER?

I SHOWED THE PHOTO OF THE GUY

WITH THE 3 BULLET HOLES IN THE HEAD

TO THE WIDOW AND IN FRONT OF HIS 3 KIDS.

SHE FALLS APART,

AND 60 SECONDS LATER, SHE IS LYING THROUGH HER TEETH ??

SHE HAS NO IDEA HOW HER HUSBAND MADE A LIVING.

MEANWHILE, SHE GOT A 60?INCH BIG?SCREEN TV RIGHT BEHIND HER.

SHE�S GOTTA SURVIVE IN THAT WORLD.

EVEN MOBSTER WIVES,

WHEN THEIR HUSBANDS GET WHACKED, START POINTING THEIR FINGER.

NOT ON THE WITNESS STAND.

WHAT IS THIS, POINT/COUNTERPOINT?

YOU GONNA CONTEST EVERYTHING I SAY?

YOU WANNA PUT STRINGS IN OUR BACKS YOU CAN PULL

WHEN YOU WANT OUR OPINION? "YES, ANDY. YES, ANDY."

MY ORIGINAL POINT IS,

YOU GOT A DEAD HISPANIC WITH NO I. D., YOU GOT THIS...

SORRY TO INTERRUPT.

CONNIE McDOWELL?

YEAH, THAT�S ME.

RITA ORTIZ ?? I GUESS WE�RE PARTNERING UP.

OH, YEAH. HEY, HOW�S IT GOING, RITA?

LIEUTENANT RODRIGUEZ MENTIONED HE WAS TRYING TO GET YOU.

ANDY SIPOWICZ. JOHN CLARK.

HOW�S IT GOING?

NICE TO MEET YOU.

HI. I JUST SPOKE WITH THE LIEUTENANT.

MISSING PERSONS HAS A REPORT,

FITS THE DESCRIPTION OF THE DOA HERE ??

UNCLE ON HIS NEPHEW.

THE NEPHEW�S ILLEGAL,

BEEN WORKING FOR HIS UNCLE�S CONSTRUCTION COMPANY.

WE�LL CHECK THAT OUT.

GOOD.

HOW ABOUT NEXT TIME GIVING ME A HEADS?UP

SO I DON�T STEP ON MY DICK.

YES, ANDY.

YES, ANDY.

YES, ANDY.

HEARD WE GOT STOLEN PUPPIES.

YEAH. DROP EVERYTHING.

BUSTED WINDOW BY THE FIRE ESCAPE,

BUT NOTHING MISSING BUT THE MUTTS.

THEY�RE PUREBRED ENGLISH BULLDOGS.

SORRY, SIR.

NAME�S RAY MAXWELL.

IT�S LIKE HE LOST HIS MOTHER. CAN WE SPLIT?

YEAH.

HOW YOU DOING, MR. MAXWELL?

DETECTIVES JONES AND MEDAVOY.

THIS IS BRIDGET. SHE�S VERY UPSET.

I KNOW THAT THIS ISN�T THE CRIME OF THE CENTURY,

BUT I CAN�T TELL YOU HOW DISTRESSING THIS IS.

WELL, HOW MANY WERE TAKEN, MR. MAXWELL?

5.

PIEBALD COLORING, ROSE EARS ?? LITTLE GEMS.

YOU, UH, LIVE HERE ALONE?

WITH MY BUSINESS PARTNER CARTER. HE�S AT A JOB INTERVIEW.

ANYONE YOU CAN THINK OF WHO MIGHT�VE TAKEN THE DOGS?

ANYONE WHO KNEW THEY WERE HERE.

I PUT A NOTICE OF THE LITTER IN THE BULLDOGGER LAST WEEK.

I�VE ALREADY HAD HALF A DOZEN INQUIRIES.

HOW MUCH ARE THE DOGS WORTH APIECE?

$3,000.

YOU�RE KIDDING.

THE SIRE WAS A BRAZILIAN GRAND CHAMPION,

AND BRIDGET WAS THE �98 BEST IN BREED AT WESTMINSTER.

THAT IS A PLATINUM BLOODLINE.

WE NEED THE NAMES OF THE PEOPLE WHO MADE INQUIRIES.

AND IF YOU FILL OUT A REPORT, WE�D APPRECIATE IT.

WE�LL ALSO WANT TO TALK TO CARTER,

IF YOU COULD HAVE HIM COME IN.

I�LL GET MY JACKET.

I CAN SEE YOUR WHEELS TURNING.

$3,000 A POP?!

AREN�T YOU ALLERGIC TO DOGS?

LONGHAIRS. NOT BULLDOGS. I HAD A BULLDOG ?? LUTHER.

I NEVER WOULD�VE LET MY EX?WIFE KEEP HIM

IF I�D KNOWN WHAT HE WAS WORTH.

AND THINK ABOUT IT ??

START?UP?WISE, ALL YOU NEED IS DOG FOOD AND WATER.

I�M SURE IT�S MORE COMPLICATED THAN THAT.

DON�T ASK ME TO GET INVOLVED.

NO, I�LL JUST CALL YOU FROM PARK AVENUE.

...ESE CABLE QUE EST? ARRIBA.

ALL?!

ESO!

RENALDO MOLINA?

YES?

DETECTIVES McDOWELL, ORTIZ.

WHAT�S WRONG?

YOU FILED A MISSING?PERSONS REPORT

ON YOUR NEPHEW, OSCAR MOLINA.

WE HAVE A PICTURE FOR YOU TO LOOK AT.

CAN YOU TELL US IF IT�S OSCAR?

HE�S DEAD. THIS MAN YOU�RE GOING TO SHOW ME.

[ SIGHS ] YEAH.

ARE YOU OKAY WITH THIS?

[ SIGHS ]

WE�RE VERY SORRY, MR. MOLINA.

WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SAW YOUR NEPHEW?

TWO DAYS AGO, WHEN THE I.N.S. CAME TO TAKE HIM AWAY.

IMMIGRATION AGENTS TOOK OSCAR AWAY TWO DAYS AGO,

AND HE HASN�T BEEN SEEN SINCE?

DID YOU REPORT IT?

YES.

THE I. N. S. SAID THEY�D LOOK INTO IT.

I DON�T HEAR BACK, SO I CALLED THE POLICE

WHEN OSCAR DOESN�T SHOW FOR WORK YESTERDAY.

THEY SAY, "MAKE A MISSING?PERSONS REPORT."

DID YOU GET A LOOK AT THE AGENTS?

I SAW THEM, BUT I WAS NOT CLOSE.

I HAVE A WORKER WHO WAS NEARBY OSCAR AT THE TIME.

CAN YOU GET HIM FOR US?

HE�S HOME. MY MEN ARE SCARED NOW.

IF YOU COULD GET US HIS NUMBER, WE�D APPRECIATE IT.

I HAD A FRIEND WHO BRED VIZSLAS.

THEY�RE LIKE HIS CHILDREN, SO I CAN IMAGINE HOW YOU FEEL.

THANK YOU.

DO YOU HAVE A DOG?

HAD.

A BLACK COCKER WITH A WHITE CREST ?? HANK.

COCKERS ARE SWEETHEARTS.

GOOD DISPOSITION, GREAT WITH KIDS ??

A LOT LIKE BULLDOGS.

I HOPE THEY�RE OKAY.

I�M SORRY. I SHOULDN�T HAVE BROUGHT UP DOGS.

YOU WERE BEING KIND.

THERE�S NEVER A REASON TO APOLOGIZE FOR A KINDNESS.

MY GOD, RAY, WHAT A NIGHTMARE. WHAT HAPPENED?

THEY BROKE IN THE KITCHEN WINDOW

RIGHT BY THE FIRE ESCAPE.

TELL ME ?? WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT IRON BARS?

MAYBE NOW YOU�LL LISTEN TO ME ON OCCASION.

CARTER LYNCH?

DETECTIVES MEDAVOY AND JONES. WE�RE WORKING THE INVESTIGATION.

THEY ASKED IF I�D SEEN ANYONE SUSPICIOUS

IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD, AND I REMEMBERED THAT MAN

THAT YOU SAW BREAKING INTO THAT CAR.

YOU THINK HE WENT FROM STEALING STEREOS TO PUREBRED PUPPIES?

Baldwin: WHEN DID YOU SEE THIS HAPPEN?

FOUR MONTHS AGO, AND I HAVEN�T SEEN HIM SINCE.

SO ?? HIGHLY UNLIKELY.

I ASSUME RAY TOLD YOU ABOUT THE INQUIRIES.

WE�VE CHECKED OUT EVERYONE WHO INQUIRED ABOUT A PUPPY.

THEY ALL HAVE ALIBIS FOR THIS MORNING.

THE PUPPIES ARE JUST GONE?

WELL, THE NEXT STEP IS TO NOTIFY AREA PET SHOPS OF THE THEFT

AND HAVE YOU GUYS LOOK AT MUG BOOKS OF LOCAL BURGLARS.

UNLESS THERE�S ANYONE ELSE YOU THINK MIGHT�VE DONE THIS.

DID YOU TELL THEM ABOUT LOIS DUNBAR?

NOW WHO�S BEING UNLIKELY?

LOIS DUNBAR WOULD LIKE NOTHING MORE

THAN TO CLOSE US DOWN FOR 6 MONTHS.

SHE OWNS A PET STORE IN THE VILLAGE ??

WASHINGTON SQUARE BARK.

SHE SELLS DOGS FROM PUPPY MILLS,

STRICTLY AGAINST,

BUT I DOUBT SHE WOULD DO THIS.

THEY NEARLY CAME TO BLOWS OVER IT.

WE HAD A DISCUSSION LAST WEEK AT A SHOW IN VIRGINIA

REGARDING AN EDITORIAL I HAD WRITTEN IN THE BULLDOGGER.

I THINK IT�S SICK TO PROMOTE DOG?BREEDING TECHNIQUES

THAT RESEMBLE VEAL FARMING ?? WHICH I ALSO OBJECT TO.

SO I PUT IT DOWN ON PAPER, AND IT COST HER SOME BUSINESS.

WELL, HAS MS. DUNBAR EVER BEEN TO YOUR HOME?

A FEW TIMES FOR BULLDOG SOCIETY MEETINGS.

ALL RIGHT, WELL, WE�LL CHECK HER OUT.

IN THE MEANTIME, IF YOU WOULDN�T MIND

LOOKING AT THOSE MUG BOOKS, WE�D APPRECIATE IT.

JOHN, COULD YOU GET THEM UP TO ANTI?CRIME?

OH. SURE.

I JUST DON�T SEE LOIS DOING SOMETHING THIS CRUEL.

BECAUSE YOU LIVE IN A FANTASY LAND

WHERE YOU THINK EVERYONE�S GOOD AND KIND.

WHEREAS LOIS, GOD HELP HER, IS FROM THE REAL WORLD.

[ DOOR SLAMS ]

AY, AY, AY.

SPECIAL AGENT MARK KOLBERG FROM I. N. S.

YEAH, WE SPOKE. HOW YOU DOING, MARK?

I LOOKED INTO IT,

AND THERE�S NO REPORT ON ANYBODY BEING TAKEN INTO CUSTODY

FROM THE JOB SITE TWO DAYS AGO ??

WHICH DOESN�T MEAN WE DON�T HAVE AGENTS

WHO COULD�VE BEEN INVOLVED IN THIS.

YOU HAVE A FILE ON THE DOA?

NOTHING DOCUMENTED.

ANY INVESTIGATIONS RELATIVE TO HIS EMPLOYER?

YEAH, WE�VE HAD DEALINGS WITH MOLINA.

HE HAS A HISTORY OF HIRING ILLEGALS,

AND WE�VE GOT AGENTS LEANING ON HIM PRETTY GOOD.

ANY AGENTS IN PARTICULAR?

MIKE TORRES AND JOE RAMOS.

AND I�M GONNA TELL YOU,

WE�VE HAD A SERIES OF COMPLAINTS AGAINST THEM.

FOR?

LET�S SAY "OVERLY AGGRESSIVE."

WE HAVE AN INTERNAL INVESTIGATION

ONGOING ON THEM FOR THAT.

PLUS, THEY�VE HAD A LOT OF CONTACT

WITH MOLINA CONSTRUCTION.

I COULD SEE THEIR TACTICS LEADING UP TO THIS.

LET�S TALK TO THEM.

I�D LIKE TO BE COPIED ON ALL PAPERWORK.

I HOPE YOU�RE NOT DEPUTIZING US TO TRY AND NAIL THESE AGENTS

FOR SOME INTERNAL AFFAIRS?TYPE PROBLEMS YOU GOT COOKING.

I WAS ASKED TO COME DOWN.

I�M TELLING YOU THE SITUATION AS I SEE IT.

THANKS FOR YOUR HELP.

WE�LL BRING THEM IN.

HAVE A SEAT, MS. DUNBAR.

THEN WE�LL BREAK THE SILENCE?

BECAUSE I�M CONFUSED AS TO WHAT I DID THIS TIME.

HAD A FEW RUN?INS WITH THE LAW?

ONCE ?? RECEIVING A SHIPMENT OF MOLUCCAN COCKATOOS

THERE�S NO WAY I COULD HAVE KNOWN WERE SMUGGLED.

HOW ABOUT BULLDOGS, MS. DUNBAR? IS YOUR NOSE CLEAN THERE?

YES. WHY?

DO YOU KNOW RAY MAXWELL?

DOES HE ACTUALLY WANT ME ARRESTED FOR INSULTING HIM?

TELL US YOUR SIDE.

HE WROTE AN EDITORIAL IN A TRADE MAGAZINE

MAKING ABSURD GENERALIZATIONS ABOUT PET STORES,

SO I CALLED HIM A SEDITIOUS PRICK.

HE NEEDED TO KNOW

WE�RE NOT ALL MILLIONAIRES WITH A CUTE HOBBY.

SOME OF US DO THIS FOR A LIVING.

WHERE WERE YOU THIS MORNING AROUND 8:00?

WHAT HAPPENED AT 8:00?

SOMEONE STOLE A LITTER OF RAY MAXWELL�S PUPPIES.

AND RAY�S SAYING I DID IT?

WHO DOES HE THINK I AM, CRUELLA DeVILLE?

IF IT�LL HELP, I WAS ON THE PHONE WITH MY VENDORS

FROM 7:00 TILL WE OPENED.

THEY�LL BE HAPPY TO CONFIRM.

THEIR NUMBERS.

MS. DUNBAR...

WHAT�S THE GENERAL START?UP COST OF A DOG?BREEDING OPERATION?

JUST PRETEND THAT WAS THE WIND. JUST...KEEP WRITING.

HAVE A SEAT, GUYS.

WE�RE KIND OF BUSY.

IF YOU DON�T MIND, MAYBE WE COULD JUST GET TO IT?

YOU GUYS PAY A VISIT TO THE WORK SITE

MOLINA CONSTRUCTION�S GOT AT 10th AND "C" TWO DAYS AGO?

NO.

YOU BEEN THERE BEFORE?

YEAH. WHAT FOR?

YOU GUYS LOOKING FOR OUR HELP,

OR IS THIS ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE?

THIS IS ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE.

TWO I. N. S. AGENTS FITTING YOUR DESCRIPTION

PULLED A LABORER OFF THAT SITE 2 DAYS AGO.

TODAY, HE ENDS UP STRANGLED IN THE FRONT SEAT OF A STOLEN CAR.

WE DIDN�T PULL NO ONE OFF OF THAT JOB SITE,

AND WE DIDN�T STRANGLE NO ONE IN NO STOLEN CAR.

WE PROBABLY WOULD�VE REMEMBERED SOMETHING LIKE THAT.

WHERE WERE YOU GUYS 2 DAYS AGO, 10:00 A. M.?

YOU LOOKING TO HANG US?

YOU SEE US THROWING A ROPE OVER A TREE BRANCH?

WE�RE ASKING QUESTIONS WE GOTTA ASK.

2 DAYS AGO, 10:00 A. M., WE WERE DOING A SURVEILLANCE ??

WAREHOUSE DOWN BY THE DOCKS.

CAN ANYBODY VERIFY?

DID KOLBERG PUT YOU UP TO THIS? IS THAT WHAT THIS IS ABOUT?

WE GOT A DOA. THAT�S WHAT THIS IS ABOUT.

2 HISPANIC I. N. S. AGENTS WERE LAST SEEN WITH THIS DOA.

ARE YOU REALLY WONDERING WHY THE HELL WE BROUGHT YOU IN?

NOW, DON�T COMPOUND IT WITH THE COWBOY ATTITUDE.

OKAY, OKAY, LOOK.

ME AND MY PARTNER HAVE BEEN HASSLED BY OUR OWN DEPARTMENT

FOR THINGS WE DIDN�T DO ?? MANY TIMES.

SO MAYBE YOU�LL EXCUSE US IF WE�RE SENSITIVE TO ACCUSATIONS.

UNDERSTANDABLE.

WE DIDN�T PULL NO ONE OFF THAT SITE, AND WE DIDN�T KILL NOBODY.

WE WERE ON SURVEILLANCE.

AND YOU�RE GONNA HAVE TO TAKE OUR WORD FOR IT,

BECAUSE EVEN THOUGH WE CHECKED IN ONCE OR TWICE,

WE STAYED OFF THE RADIO FOR THE MOST PART OF THAT MORNING.

PAST THAT, YOU�RE GONNA HAVE TO TALK TO OUR DELEGATE.

ALL RIGHT.

I WANNA KNOW IF THEY CHECKED IN AT ALL THAT DAY.

YEAH.

HOW DID IT GO?

WE�RE GONNA TRY AND VERIFY THEIR STORY.

YOU LOCATE THAT WITNESS?

YEAH. BOTH HIM AND THE DOA�S UNCLE

DIDN�T GIVE US MUCH PAST THE I. N. S. AGENTS BEING HISPANIC,

BUT THEY�LL LOOK AT PHOTOS.

RUN A PHOTO ARRAY OF THE AGENTS WHO WERE JUST HERE.

YEAH, WE�LL DO THAT.

WHAT WOULD THIS HAVE BEEN OVER IF IT�S I. N. S.?

THE DOA THEIR SNITCH?

DON�T OVERLOOK THIS BEING A SHAKEDOWN THAT WENT BAD.

IT HAPPENS.

I.N.S. DOES WHAT THEY WANT WHEN IT COMES TO ILLEGAL ALIENS.

NO DUE PROCESS, NOTHING.

DOES THE WORD "ILLEGAL" MEAN ANYTHING TO ANYBODY ANYMORE?

YEAH, BUT COME ON.

MOST OF THESE PEOPLE ARE HERE BUSTING THEIR HUMP

DOING JOBS NOBODY ELSE WANTS.

WE WERE ALL IMMIGRANTS AT SOME POINT, RIGHT?

OR IS SIPOWICZ A NAVAJO NAME?

NO, ABSOLUTELY. OPEN THE BORDERS UP.

SEE WHAT OTHER HITS THIS COUNTRY CAN TAKE.

I GOTTA GO TO LUNCH. I�LL BE BACK.

DETECTIVE...

CORY BEACHAM ?? MRS. HORNBY�S BUSINESS MANAGER.

WE SPOKE ON THE PHONE.

ANDY SIPOWICZ.

DETECTIVE GIBSON FILLED YOU IN ON SOME OF THE DETAILS?

SOME.

YOU�LL BE HERE AT 6:00 SHARP.

MARTA�S BACK BY 10:00,

AT WHICH POINT SHE�LL HAND YOU AN ENVELOPE

CONTAINING $200 IN CASH.

THIS IS ALL ASSUMING THAT MRS. HORNBY APPROVES OF YOU.

IF SHE DOES, WE�LL ASK YOU TO SIGN A NONDISCLOSURE AGREEMENT.

ANYTHING YOU HEAR OR SEE STAYS IN THE APARTMENT.

ANY QUESTIONS?

I GOT IT.

LET�S GET YOU INTRODUCED.

SUSAN?

DETECTIVE SIPOWICZ IS HERE.

SO, YOU�RE A POLICEMAN LIKE EDDIE?

ACTUALLY, ME AND EDDIE ARE DETECTIVES.

ARE YOU MARRIED?

MY WIFE PASSED AWAY A COUPLE YEARS AGO.

OH, I�M SORRY.

MY HUSBAND, TOO ??

JULY 31, 1988.

DO YOU HAVE ANY CHILDREN?

I HAVE ONE BOY.

DONALD AND I NEVER HAD CHILDREN.

WELL, THEN.

SO, I�LL BE SEEING YOU TONIGHT.

YEAH. I�LL SEE YOU TONIGHT.

I DON�T LIKE COLOGNE.

DID YOU TELL HIM ABOUT THE COLOGNE?

I�M SORRY, I DIDN�T.

I DON�T WEAR IT, SO IT WON�T BE A PROBLEM.

I SMELL COLOGNE.

THAT�S AFTERSHAVE.

WELL, IT�S DREADFUL.

IF YOU DON�T MIND, I�D ASK THAT YOU DON�T WEAR IT.

I�LL WORK SOMETHING OUT.

SEE YOU TONIGHT!

OKAY, WE�LL BE THERE.

LET�S GO, PARTNER.

LOVELY BEAST PET STORE JUST GOT AN INQUIRY FROM A GUY

LOOKING TO OFF?LOAD BULLDOG PUPS.

ARE THEY STALLING HIM AT THE STORE?

NO. THEY TOLD HIM TO COME IN IN AN HOUR WITH THE LITTER.

YOU RUN PHOTO LINEUPS OF THE AGENTS FOR THE 2 WITNESSES?

THE WORKER WHO SAW THEM CLOSEST

SAID IT MOST LIKELY WASN�T ANY IN THE ARRAY,

BUT THE UNCLE POINTED OUT AGENT RAMOS

AND SAID HE MIGHT�VE BEEN ONE OF THE GUYS.

THE UNCLE KNOW RAMOS AND TORRES

FROM PAST RUN?INS AT HIS BUSINESS?

HE DID. SO, YEAH, YOU GOTTA FACTOR THAT IN.

BUT HE COULDN�T BE SURE EITHER WAY.

BOTH WITNESSES WERE INTIMIDATED

AT THE PROSPECT OF DEALING WITH I. N. S.

YOU VERIFY THE AGENTS� STORY?

YEAH. THEIR DISPATCH CONFIRMED THAT TORRES AND RAMOS

DID RADIO IN A COUPLE TIMES

AROUND WHEN OUR DOA GOT SNATCHED,

BUT DISPATCH DIDN�T KNOW THE LOCATION OF THE TRANSMISSION,

SO IT DOESN�T MEAN THESE GUYS WEREN�T INVOLVED.

HAVEN�T CAUGHT THEM IN A LIE, AT LEAST.

GOT A COUPLE OF FINGERPRINT HITS

OFF THE STOLEN CAR THE DOA WAS IN,

ALL COMING BACK TO A RAFAEL MERCADO ??

SECURITY GUARD AT SUPER BARGAINS UP ON 120th STREET,

SPANISH HARLEM.

YOU AND ANDY TAKE A RIDE. IF YOU NEED HELP, CALL.

YEAH.

I�M PICKING UP A SECURITY JOB.

YEAH?

I�M LOOKING AT 15 YEARS OF PAID EDUCATION FOR THEO.

YOU�RE NOT GONNA FIND THAT

AT THE BOTTOM OF A BOX OF CRACKER JACKS.

ONLY 2 NIGHTS A WEEK AWAY FROM HIM.

YOU�RE LOOKING AHEAD. YOU�RE BEING A GOOD DAD.

EXCUSE ME.

SECURITY GUARD RAFAEL MERCADO?

THANKS.

HI.

TALK TO YOU FOR A SECOND?

SURE.

GET HIM. GET HIM!

AAAH!

Junior: YOU OKAY?

GO! GO!

MOVE! MOVE! MOVE!

MOVE!

YOU GOT HIM?

YEAH. YOU OKAY, ANDY?

YEAH. NOW LET�S GET HIM OUT OF HERE.

WELL...IT�S CONCEIVABLE YOU COULD MAKE THAT MUCH, BUT ??

HEY, KAREN. WOULD YOU LIKE TO TRY ONE OF THESE?

LET ME KNOW WHAT YOU THINK.

WHAT A PRETTY LITTLE DOG.

WHAT�S HER NAME?

HIS NAME IS JOHNNY.

Whew.

SO, THE START?UP COST OF BREEDING BULLDOG PUPPIES

IS $3,000

WITH A POTENTIAL ANNUAL RETURN OF $50,000.

DIDN�T ASK.

ESSENTIALLY THAT 3 GRAND IS JUST THE COST OF THE BITCH.

THE SERVICES OF THE MALE YOU HIRE OUT FOR.

AND THEN YOU JUST INTRODUCE THEM AND PUT THEM IN A ROOM

WITH MOOD LIGHTING AND A BARRY WHITE RECORD?

[ CHUCKLES ] NO. NO, NO.

THEY DON�T MATE WELL ?? TOO MUCH BELLY.

THE BITCH NEEDS TO BE INSEMINATED.

ARTIFICIALLY, HUH?

WHAT�S THE PROCESS THERE?

THE SPERM IS INTRODUCED WITH A DEVICE ?? LIKE A DROPPER.

HOW DO YOU GET THE SPERM IN THE FIRST PLACE?

YOU DRAW IT OUT WITH A SYRINGE?

YOU PUT A RECEPTACLE DEVICE AROUND THE MALE

AND ?? YOU KNOW. IT�S A MANUAL DEAL.

MANUAL?

LIKE...LIKE...

MANIPULATION, YEAH.

SO THAT�S WHAT ALL THE TAIL?WAGGING�S ABOUT.

ARE YOU LARRY? I SURE AM.

EXCUSE ME. WHAT�S YOUR NAME?

TOM.

WHAT YOU GOT IN THE BOX THERE, TOM?

PUPPIES.

AW. WHERE�D YOU GET THEM FROM?

FROM MY DOG.

YEAH? WE�RE GONNA BRING YOU IN AND VERIFY THAT.

MY DOG�S OUT OF TOWN.

A LITTLE DOGGY VACATION?

SOMEBODY TOOK MY DOG OUT OF TOWN.

RIGHT.

COME ON.

I USED TO BE A COP...

IN THE DOMINICAN REPUBLIC.

DID YOU RUN AWAY WHEN YOU WERE A COP, TOO?

MY TOURIST VISA EXPIRED. I THOUGHT YOU WERE I. N. S.

HOW LONG WERE YOU A COP?

FIVE YEAR.

YEAH? TRY AND JOIN UP OUT HERE?

NO HIGH?SCHOOL DIPLOMA.

I TELL THEM WHAT I KNOW ABOUT THE STREET.

THAT�S 10 TIMES MORE THAN A DAMN HIGH?SCHOOL DIPLOMA.

WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT OSCAR MOLINA?

I DON�T.

WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT A JOB SITE AT 10th AND "C"?

NOTHING.

WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT A STOLEN CAR TAKEN OUT OF BROOKLYN?

YOU PROBABLY NEVER WERE A COP.

WHY WOULD YOU SAY SOMETHING LIKE THAT?

WE�VE GOT YOUR FINGERPRINTS ON THAT STOLEN CAR.

MAYBE A FRIEND OF MINE GIVE ME A RIDE IN ONE THAT�S STOLEN.

BACK TO OSCAR MOLINA.

I SEE HIM AROUND.

YEAH? WHERE?

PEOPLE POINT HIM OUT.

THAT�S THE GUY WHO HAS SEX WITH CHILDREN.

I STAY AWAY FROM HIM.

HE MOLEST ANYBODY CLOSE TO YOU?

IF HE DID, WE COULD UNDERSTAND

HOW THAT WOULD MAKE YOU WANT TO HURT HIM.

I TELL YOU WHAT I HEARD. HE RAPES KIDS.

DO YOU KNOW ANYBODY WHO WANTED TO HURT HIM?

YOU SEE, THAT�S THE PROBLEM WITH YOU GUYS HERE.

BACK HOME, A MOLESTER IS KILLED.

THAT IS GOD MAKING EVERYTHING TAKE CARE OF ITSELF.

IT�S NOT FOR THE POLICE TO WORRY ABOUT.

WHY WORRY ABOUT IT?

HOW�D YOU MAKE OUT?

HE�S PLAYING GAMES.

DID YOU RUN A PHOTO LINEUP ON THIS GUY?

A WORKER PICKED HIM OUT AS ONE OF THE I. N. S. AGENTS.

BUT THE UNCLE SAYS NO WAY HE WAS ONE OF THEM.

HE WAS FURTHER AWAY THAN ANY WORKERS.

WE WENT OVER IT. HE�S SAYING NO WAY.

THIS GUY SAYS THE DOA IS A KNOWN PEDOPHILE.

IF IT�S TRUE, THAT OPENS IT UP.

THE DOA WORKED FOR HIS UNCLE, RIGHT? LIVED WITH HIM?

YEAH.

THE UNCLE HAVE KIDS? DIDN�T GET THAT FAR.

GO BY HIS HOME. LOOK INTO IT.

YOU AND RITA.

ALL RIGHT.

YOU WATCH.

ANY OPENING, HE�S BRINGING HIS PEOPLE IN.

ISN�T THAT TRADITION ON THE JOB?

THEY DIDN�T CALL IT IRISH WELFARE FOR NOTHING.

YES, ANDY. YES, ANDY. YES, ANDY.

THAT BALL?BREAKER.

THANKS. ANYTIME.

EVERYTHING WORK OUT WITH THE DOGS?

ACTUALLY, TOM, WE HIT A SNAG.

WHERE WERE YOU THIS MORNING AROUND 8:00?

MY APARTMENT. WHAT KIND OF SNAG?

ANYONE WITH YOU? JUST THE DOGGIES.

EVER BEEN TO 1791 SPRING STREET?

DOUBT IT.

THE GROCER ACROSS THE STREET SAW A GUY LOOKING LIKE YOU

LEAVE 1791 SPRING STREET AT 8:00 HOLDING A BIG BOX.

AFTER HE POSITIVELY IDENTIFIES YOU, TOM,

YOU�LL BE FACING A BURGLARY CHARGE.

THIS IS UNREAL.

WHAT LED YOU TO THE PUPPIES?

A GUY WHO COMES INTO THIS CLUB I GO TO.

I DON�T EVEN LIKE DOGS, BUT HE OFFERS ME 1,000 BUCKS.

WHO�S THE GUY?

CARTER SOMETHING.

LYNCH?

THAT�S IT.

HE GAVE ME A KEY, TOLD ME WHERE TO GO,

SAID TO MAKE SURE I BUST IN BY THE FIRE ESCAPE, EASY GRAND.

TWO MORE, YOU COULD HAVE YOURSELF A BUSINESS.

WHAT WAS THE PLAN FOR AFTER HE TOOK THE DOGS?

I WAS SUPPOSED TO KEEP THEM THE WEEK,

AND THEN HE WAS GONNA GET THEM.

WHAT MADE YOU SELL THEM?

I JUST COULDN�T TAKE THOSE LITTLE NIGHTMARES ANYMORE.

I COULDN�T REACH CARTER, SO I FOUND THIS PET SHOP

AND ASKED HOW MUCH THEY PAID FOR PUPPIES.

WHEN YOU SAY YOU COULDN�T TAKE THOSE NIGHTMARES ANYMORE,

WHAT DID YOU MEAN?

IN THE SPACE OF FIVE HOURS,

I HAD LIQUID DOG GRAVY ON MY FLOOR, ON MY RUG,

EVEN IN MY SHOE.

YOU KNOW HOW PUPPIES ARE CONSTANTLY YIPPING?

MULTIPLY THAT BY FIVE

AND THEN COVER EVERYTHING YOU OWN

IN THE MOST FOUL?SMELLING URINE AND FECES,

AND YOU�LL HAVE SOME IDEA OF WHAT MY MORNING WAS LIKE.

EASY MONEY.

WRITE DOWN ABOUT THE BURGLARY.

YES?

THIS RENALDO MOLINA�S APARTMENT? YOU ARE?

I�M MARIA, HIS WIFE.

DETECTIVES ORTIZ AND McDOWELL.

RENALDO�S NOT HERE.

YEAH, WE KNOW. CAN WE COME IN?

OKAY.

WHO ELSE LIVES HERE?

JUST RENALDO AND ME.

EITHER OF YOU HAVE CHILDREN?

NO. NOT YET.

DID YOU KNOW HIS NEPHEW OSCAR?

HE LIVED HERE?

YES, BUT HE MOVED. I DON�T KNOW WHERE HE LIVES NOW.

LIVES?

OSCAR�S DEAD.

WHEN?

HOW?

LAST COUPLE DAYS, AND WE DON�T KNOW.

YOU AND OSCAR WERE FRIENDS?

A LITTLE BIT.

WAS YOUR HUSBAND JEALOUS OF YOU AND OSCAR?

WERE YOU SLEEPING WITH OSCAR?

NO!

BUT YOUR HUSBAND THOUGHT YOU WERE?

WE HAVE OTHER DETECTIVES

TALKING TO PEOPLE WHO SAW WHAT HAPPENED.

WE�RE GONNA FIND OUT HOW OSCAR GOT KILLED.

IF YOU STAND BETWEEN US AND THE TRUTH,

YOU�LL END UP GETTING HURT.

I DON�T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED.

DON�T LIE TO US, MARIA.

I DON�T KNOW!

HOW LONG HAVE YOU LIVED IN THE U. S.?

THREE YEARS.

DID YOUR HUSBAND BRING YOU FROM THE DOMINICAN REPUBLIC?

YES.

NOW, I WANT THE TRUTH.

DID YOUR HUSBAND THINK THAT YOU AND OSCAR WERE TOGETHER?

DID YOUR HUSBAND THREATEN OSCAR?

HE SAY HE�D KILL HIM?

YOU NEED TO GET A PHOTO OF YOUR HUSBAND.

THEY WEREN�T HAVING SEX.

HER HUSBAND TAKES OUT THE NEPHEW

JUST FOR MAKING EYES AT HER?

I CAN BELIEVE IT.

WE MIGHT HAVE A BREAKTHROUGH HERE, RAFAEL.

OKAY.

THIS GUY HIRE YOU TO KILL THAT MAN TWO DAYS AGO?

THAT GUY THAT WAS KILLED WAS A CHILD MOLESTER.

THAT WAS NO MOLESTER, RAFAEL.

THE GUY WHO GOT KILLED WAS TRYING TO SCREW THIS GUY�S WIFE.

NO.

YES. AND THE MACHISMO KICKED IN.

HE TOLD YOU A STORY

THAT WOULD MAKE YOU WANT TO BRING JUSTICE.

IT�S A LIE, RAFAEL. DON�T PROTECT HIM.

YOU�RE FORGETTING I WAS A COP.

I KNOW ABOUT TELLING LIES TO GET PEOPLE�S HEAD SPINNING.

YOU GOT FAMILY OUT HERE?

YEAH.

THEY ALL LEGAL?

IF YOU KEEP LYING ABOUT YOUR INVOLVEMENT IN THIS,

I WILL ROUND UP EVERY FAMILY MEMBER, EVERY FRIEND,

ANYBODY THAT YOU EVER HAD A CONVERSATION WITH,

AND WHOEVER ISN�T LEGAL IS ON THE FIRST PLANE OUT OF HERE.

I WILL TELL THEM THAT RAFAEL BOUGHT THEIR TICKET.

I AM THAT PISSED, AND I WILL DO IT!

YOU KNOW THAT GUY WAS NOT A CHILD MOLESTER?

HE FLIRTED WITH THIS GUY�S WIFE.

WHAT HAPPENS TO HIM?

HE�S GONNA GET LOCKED UP.

DID THIS GUY MOLINA HIRE YOU?

YEAH, FOR $2,000.

ALL RIGHT, TWO GUYS PICKED HIM UP.

WHO�S THE OTHER GUY YOU DID IT WITH?

I�LL NEVER TELL YOU. IT WAS ME. I BROUGHT HIM IN.

RAFAEL, YOU CAN SAVE YOURSELF A LOT OF YEARS

IF YOU TELL US WHO ELSE WAS IN ON IT.

YEAH, I KNOW HOW IT WORKS, BUT I AIN�T GONNA DO IT.

ANYWAY, HE�S BACK IN THE DOMINICAN REPUBLIC.

I�LL TAKE WHATEVER�S COMING.

WE CAN RESPECT THAT.

YOU LEAVE MY FAMILY ALONE.

ALL RIGHT.

LET�S GO.

THE LIEUTENANT SUGGESTED I LOOK IN ON INTERVIEWS.

IT WOULD BE NICE IF SOMEBODY TOLD ME.

SORRY. IS IT OKAY THAT I DO?

[ CLEARS THROAT ] YEAH, SURE.

LOOK, WHAT I SAID IN THERE

ABOUT ROUNDING UP HIS FAMILY ??

IT WAS A GOOD INTERVIEW.

THERE�S THREATS TO GET PEOPLE TO GO,

AND THERE�S WHAT YOU�RE REALLY DOING.

I KNOW THE DIFFERENCE. IT WAS A GOOD INTERVIEW.

SO NOW YOU GO GRAB UP THE UNCLE?

YEAH. YOU WANT TO TAKE A RIDE?

SURE.

I DON�T UNDERSTAND THE PRIVATE ASPECT OF THIS.

WHY CAN�T RAY COME IN?

WE SPOKE WITH TOM BURRIS.

HE TOLD US HOW YOU SET THIS UP.

[ CHUCKLES ] I DON�T KNOW ANY TOM BURRIS.

THAT�S NOT HOW YOU WANT TO PLAY THIS, MR. LYNCH.

TELL US WHAT HAPPENED,

AND MAYBE THIS COULD BE SETTLED OUTSIDE A COURTROOM.

RAY DESCRIBED YOU TWO AS PARTNERS IN A DOG BREEDING,

BUT IS THERE MORE TO IT THAN THAT?

THERE WAS. WE BROKE UP.

YOU STILL LIVE TOGETHER. IT COULDN�T HAVE BEEN TOO NASTY.

IT WASN�T PLEASANT, BUT SINCE NOTHING PHASES RAY,

HE SAID I COULD STAY UNTIL I FOUND A NEW PLACE.

SO YOU ARRANGED THE BURGLARY FOR MOVING?OUT MONEY?

I MIGHT HAVE MENTIONED TO TOM

THAT THERE WAS SOME VALUABLE PUPPIES IN THE LOFT.

IS THIS AFTER YOU GAVE HIM A KEY AND TOLD HIM YOU�D MEET HIM?

RAY SHOULD SHARE SOME OF THE BLAME.

HE GOT ME USED TO A LIFESTYLE WAY BEYOND MY MEANS.

THAT�S YOUR REASON FOR RIPPING HIM OFF?

HE�S WEALTHY.

I�M OUT OF WORK.

HE PAYS FOR MEALS, FOR CABS, FOR CLOTHES.

I�M SORRY, BUT I STARTED TO FEEL WORTHLESS.

IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT US TO TELL HIM?

I WANTED THE MONEY AND A SENSE OF INDEPENDENCE,

SO I ACTED OUT OF FRUSTRATION.

BUT REALLY I HOPED THAT HE WOULD TURN TO ME FOR SUPPORT

AND MAYBE TAKE ME BACK.

THAT�S THE TRUTH.

WE�LL TALK TO HIM.

WE EXPLAINED THE SITUATION TO MR. MAXWELL,

AND HE SAID IF LYNCH WAS OUT BY TONIGHT,

HE WOULDN�T PRESS CHARGES.

WELL, THE LAST THING I NEED IS A RELUCTANT COMPLAINANT.

WE�LL MAKE SURE LYNCH VACATES?

WE�LL SEND HIM WITH UNIFORMED COPS.

PUT IT IN YOUR REPORTS AND SEND ME A COPY.

I�LL GET LYNCH.

DO YOU NEED SOMEONE TO INFORM MR. MAXWELL?

YOU VOLUNTEERING?

HE AND I HAD A CONVERSATION EARLIER,

AND ANY EXCUSE TO LOOK AT THOSE PUPPIES...

BY ALL MEANS.

GO, TIGER.

OUR ASSISTANT DISTRICT ATTORNEY AGREED TO THE TERMS

YOU DECIDED ON REGARDING MR. LYNCH.

GOOD. IT�S BEST FOR EVERYONE.

I CONFESS I OVERHEARD THE TERMS,

AND I THINK YOUR EQUANIMITY IS ADMIRABLE.

AGAIN, THANK YOU.

BEST OF LUCK.

DO YOU GO TO THE THEATER?

WHENEVER I CAN.

CARTER AND I WERE SUPPOSED TO GO TONIGHT,

BUT...[ CLEARS THROAT ]

WOULD YOU LIKE TICKETS TO "THE PRODUCERS"?

THEY WERE A GIFT FROM NATHAN LANE�S MANAGER,

SO THEY SHOULD BE GOOD.

YOU�RE GIVING AWAY HOUSE SEATS TO "THE PRODUCERS"?

I�M JUST NOT IN THE MOOD.

THAT�S LIKE SAYING YOU�RE NOT IN THE MOOD TO WIN THE LOTTERY.

I?I COULDN�T TAKE THEM. YOU�VE GOT TO GO.

HOW ABOUT IF YOU WENT WITH ME?

I�D LOVE TO... TRULY...

BUT I PROMISED ONE OF THE DETECTIVES I WOULD BABYSIT.

SOME OTHER TIME THEN.

NO, WAIT.

GIVE ME A HALF?HOUR, AND I�LL WORK SOMETHING OUT.

DETECTIVE SIPOWICZ ??

DID THEO GET DROPPED OFF YET?

DETECTIVE McDOWELL�S WATCHING HIM.

I NEED A MOMENT THE MINUTE YOU�RE FREE.

HEY, BOSS. MOLINA LAWYERED UP.

HE COOKED UP THIS I. N. S. SCHEME?

ON ACCOUNT THE DOA WAS FLIRTING WITH HIS OLD LADY.

HE�S BEING PROCESSED, AND I�LL GET HIM TO CENTRAL BOOKING.

GOOD NIGHT.

GOOD NIGHT, LIEUTENANT.

HEY, RITA, FIRST DAY IN THE SQUAD.

WE GOT TO BUY YOU A BEER. IT�S A TRADITION.

UM, YEAH.

I GOT AN HOUR BEFORE I MEET MY HUSBAND.

PLENTY OF TIME.

YOU KNOW I TAKE BABYSITTING THEO VERY SERIOUSLY,

AND I WOULD NEVER CANCEL AT THE LAST MINUTE.

YOU GOTTA CANCEL NOW?

I TALKED WITH McDOWELL, AND SHE AGREED TO TAKE MY PLACE.

BUT IF YOU HAVE ANY QUALMS AT ALL, SAY SO,

AND THE ISSUE IS CLOSED.

WHAT�S SO URGENT?

I�VE BEEN INVITED TO SEE "THE PRODUCERS"

IN NATHAN LANE�S SEATS.

AND HE IS?

OH, DETECTIVE, IT�S MANNA FROM HEAVEN.

BUT I MADE A COMMITMENT, AND I�LL HAPPILY STICK BY IT.

NO, IT�S FINE.

[ CLEARS THROAT ] IT�S NOT A PROBLEM.

THANK YOU SO MUCH.

DON�T LET HER GET TOO SMASHED, EH?

HERE�S MY PAGER NUMBER.

DON�T CALL ME UNLESS IT�S AN EXTREME EMERGENCY.

DETECTIVE!

ARE WE READY TO HAVE SOME FUN, KICK UP OUR HEELS?

UH...

I�LL PLAY THE PIANO, AND YOU CAN SING.

I?I DON�T SING. YOU CAN, THOUGH.

HOW �BOUT WE PLAY SOME CARDS THEN?

IF YOU WANT.

GIN RUMMY. EDDIE ALWAYS LETS ME WIN.

WOULD YOU BE A LOVE

AND POUR ME JUST A DROP OF SHERRY?

[ SIGHS ] YEAH.

HMM?

MM?HMM.

[ SIGHS ]

OH!

THERE YOU GO.

YOU DEAL.

OKAY.

[ SIGHS ]

OH, DEAR!

YOU�RE NOT GOING TO GET THAT?

NOPE. LOOKS LIKE YOU PREFER IT ON THE FLOOR.

WELL, I DON�T. FETCH A TOWEL AND CLEAN IT UP.

FETCH? NO, I DON�T THINK SO.

[ PIANO PLAYS ]

PARDON ME, BOY

IS THAT THE CHATTANOOGA CHOO CHOO?

TRACK 29

COME ON, DETECTIVE. YOU KNOW THIS ONE.

BOY, YOU CAN GIVE ME A SHINE

I CAN AFFORD

TO BOARD A CHATTANOOGA ??

YOU ARE RUINING MY EVENING.

NOW, GET OVER HERE AND SING WITH ME!

LISTEN, MRS. HORNBY, WE BETTER GET A FEW THINGS CLEAR.

I WANT YOU TO SING. HOW MUCH MORE CLEAR DO I HAVE TO BE?

I TOOK THIS JOB TO PROTECT YOU.

BUT OBVIOUSLY YOU�RE LOOKING FOR ANOTHER MAID OR A BABYSITTER.

EDDIE DIDN�T HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THAT.

I�M NOT EDDIE. I DON�T SING, AND I DON�T FETCH.

YOU ARE MAKING ME VERY UNHAPPY RIGHT NOW!

YOU LISTEN TO ME.

I�M GONNA GO SIT BY THE DOOR.

I�M GONNA WAIT FOR YOUR MAID TO COME BACK,

AND WHEN SHE DOES, I�M OUT OF HERE.

TOMORROW YOU CAN ADVERTISE

FOR A SINGING, FETCHING MANSERVANT, YOU GOT THAT?

FINE!

He fell asleep watching TV.

MNH?MNH.

CAN YOU SLIDE OUT?

DADDY?

YEAH, BUDDY. I�LL BE BACK IN A MINUTE.

YOU JUST SIT TIGHT.

I MADE HIM A LUNCH FOR SCHOOL TOMORROW.

IT�S IN THE FRIDGE.

YOU DIDN�T HAVE TO DO THAT.

I JUST MADE A SANDWICH.

ALSO, HE SAID HE WAS ALLOWED TO WATCH TV

WHILE HE DOES HIS HOMEWORK.

NO. HE�S PLAYING YOU.

I FIGURED,

SO I HELD HIM OFF UNTIL HE FINISHED.

HOW�S THE SECURITY JOB?

THIS WOMAN IS A NUT CASE. I�M NOT GOING BACK.

WELL, IF THERE�S ANY CHANGE

OR SOMETHING COMES UP AND JOHN�S BUSY,

I�D BE HAPPY TO SIT AGAIN.

THEN FOR THE FUTURE,

IT�S BETTER IF YOU HAVE HIM GO TO SLEEP IN HIS OWN BED.

HE CAN BE A HARD TRANSFER.

DONE.

Oh, uh...

DOES HE GET ONE SANDWICH OR TWO?

ONE.

HE SAID TWO. I GAVE HIM ONE AND ONLY ONE PUDDING.

THERE YOU GO.

GOOD NIGHT, ANDY.

AND I�M SERIOUS. ANYTIME YOU WANT ME TO WATCH HIM...

GOOD NIGHT.

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