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MAN: THIS IS HORRIBLE. IT'S HORRIBLE.

SO YOU'RE NOT AWARE HER FORMER HUSBAND AND HER HAD ANY ANIMOSITY?

I AM NOT.

IT'S BAD.

HEY, ANDY.

HEY.

HER FORMER HUSBAND TOOK INTEREST IN THE CHILD.

WHEN HE HAD A FEW DOLLARS,

I KNOW THAT HE'D MAKE A POINT TO TRY TO HELP HER.

THIS WAS NOT A BAD MAN.

I UNDERSTAND.

SUPPORTS WHAT YOU'RE SAYING.

PAY STUB THAT HE SIGNED OVER TO HER.

THAT'S WHAT I WAS TRYIN' TO TELL YA.

IT WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN HIM THAT DID THIS.

MRS. SUAREZ KEPT VERY MUCH TO HERSELF.

WORKED IN THE JEWELRY DISTRICT.

SHE LOVED HER LITTLE BOY.

LOOKS LIKE SHE WAS TRYING

TO PROTECT HIM, DON'T IT?

YES, IT DOES. IT DOES.

YOU GOT NOTHING MORE FOR US?

I TOLD YOUR PARTNER, UH...

THERE'S BEEN SOME HALF?ASS BREAK?IN TRIES,

BUT NOTHING LIKE THIS.

?I GOT THAT. ?YEAH. OK.

EXCUSE ME.

SO I'M GONNA EXCUSE MYSELF NOW, ALL RIGHT?

I'D AS SOON BE EXCUSED.

AHH. MORNING.

MORNING, DIANE.

OH, THANKS.

OHH. I'M GONNA GET EVEN JUMPIER.

WHAT ARE YOU JUMPY ABOUT?

ONLY REASON I DON'T SAY

IS NOT TO PUT YOU IN AN AWKWARD POSITION.

OH, I GOT MY QUOTA OF THEM.

IF THERE'S SOMEONE

I'VE COME TO APPRECIATE AND RESPECT, IT'S YOU.

WELL, THANKS. BACK AT YA.

HEH. AND SOMEONE I LIKE TO CONFIDE IN.

OF COURSE...

POSITIONS THAT OTHER PEOPLE MIGHT FIND UNCOMFORTABLE,

I CAN, UH, I CAN GET MYSELF AROUND.

(CHUCKLES)

BOBBY AND I ARE GETTIN' MARRIED.

I WAS HOPIN' IT WAS GONNA BE THAT.

OBVIOUSLY WE CAN'T MAKE IT PUBLIC

'CAUSE OF THE JOB.

OH, I WON'T SAY ANYTHING.

OH, I'M SO GLAD TO TELL SOMEONE.

WELL, HOW ABOUT YOUR MOM AND YOUR BROTHER?

I HAVEN'T TOLD THEM, EITHER.

DON'T ASK WHY 'CAUSE I DON'T KNOW.

(CHUCKLES)

WELL, HOW YOU GONNA DO IT?

HMM. AS MUCH AS WE ALWAYS HAVE,

OR I'M GONNA BE REALLY PISSED OFF.

OR YOU MEAN GET MARRIED?

NO. THAT??THAT WAS A GOOD ANSWER.

?YEAH. ?YEAH?

LUNCHTIME TOMORROW AT CITY HALL.

(KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK) HI.

HI, SHANNON.

GUY'S DAUGHTER'S MISSING FROM THE PARK.

I LOOKED AROUND WITH HIM FOR, LIKE, AN HOUR.

HE'S CONVINCED THAT SOMEBODY GRABBED HER UP.

OK.

THESE DETECTIVES ARE GONNA HELP YOU.

I'M DIANE RUSSELL. THIS IS JILL KIRKENDALL.

ART MANTEL. MY DAUGHTER'S NAME'S CHLOE THAT I'M AFRAID SOMETHING'S HAPPENED TO.

ALL RIGHT, ART.

THEY SING IN THE PARK.

LET'S TALK IN HERE.

I'LL HAVE A GOOD THOUGHT FOR YOUR DAUGHTER.

UH, THANKS FOR HELPING ME.

THANKS, SHANNON.

HOW OLD IS CHLOE?

9.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA DO.

ART, WE KNOW YOU'RE UPSET??

SHE KNOWS NOT TO WALK OFF.

YOU NEED TO FOCUS

SO YOU CAN TELL US WHAT WE NEED TO KNOW.

ALL RIGHT.

OK.

TELL US HOW YOU REALIZED CHLOE WAS MISSING.

WANDERED OFF FROM THE PLACE WHERE WE SING.

THIS IS IN WASHINGTON SQUARE PARK.

WASHINGTON SQUARE PARK. THAT'S RIGHT.

YOU USUALLY OUT THIS EARLY?

THERE'S PEOPLE GOIN' TO WORK

LOOK FORWARD TO SEEIN' US.

AND CHLOE SINGS WITH YOU EVERY DAY?

I TAKE HER TO HER BUS AFTER WE SING A LITTLE.

THEN I SING WITHOUT HER.

THEN WE SING TOGETHER AFTER HER SCHOOL IS OUT.

THAT'S A PRETTY BUSY SCHEDULE FOR A 9?YEAR?OLD.

HOW IS THIS HELPING GET MY DAUGHTER BACK?

HAVE YOU EVER HAD ANY PROBLEMS WITH CHILD WELFARE, ART?

YEAH, I'VE HAD PLENTY PROBLEMS

WITH PEOPLE WHO DON'T UNDERSTAND I GOT TO EARN A LIVIN'.

AND I DO RIGHT BY MY DAUGHTER.

NOTHING'S EVER GOING TO COURT.

YOU ALWAYS TAKE HER TO THE BUS?

I TAKE HER, AND I'M THERE TO PICK HER UP.

OH, GOD. SOMETHING HAS HAPPENED.

ART, WHEN YOU AND CHLOE PERFORM, DOES ANYONE WATCH YOU

YOU'D CONSIDER SUSPICIOUS?

YES, THERE'S TWO

I CONSIDER DAMN SUSPICIOUS??

CY AND TEACHER.

WHAT'S SUSPICIOUS ABOUT THEM?

THEY JUST LIKE HER TOO MUCH.

IN A...WRONG WAY

FOR AN ADULT TO LIKE A CHILD?

I CAN'T PROVE THAT ON 'EM

'CAUSE I WOULDN'T LET HER GET TO THAT POSITION,

BUT...THAT'S WHAT I'M FRIGHTENED ABOUT.

DO YOU HAVE A PICTURE OF CHLOE?

YES.

BEAUTIFUL AS SHE IS IS HOW SHE SINGS.

HMM. LET'S GO TO THE PARK AGAIN AND LOOK AROUND.

SHE AIN'T THERE!

WE LOOKED, AND WE LOOKED.

LET'S GO OVER THERE, ART.

MAYBE SHE'LL BE BACK BY NOW.

IS IT TO LOOK FOR THEM SUSPICIOUS ONES

'CAUSE YOU AFRAID SHE MIGHT'VE HAD A CRIME DONE?

ART, CALM DOWN AND COOPERATE WITH US. ALL RIGHT?

ALL RIGHT.

(DOOR OPENS)

DOUBLE WITH A KID, HUH?

MOTHER AND A 5?YEAR?OLD KID.

?ANYBODY SEE ANYTHING? ?NO.

PLACE WAS HALF?RANSACKED.

COULD'VE BEEN THEY INTERRUPTED A BURGLARY.

SUPER SAYS THAT 10 DAYS AGO,

SOMEONE TRIED TO JIMMY OPEN THE DOORS

OF 3 DIFFERENT APARTMENTS IN THAT BUILDING, THIS WAS ONE OF THEM.

VICTIMS HAVE ANY OTHER FAMILY?

NEIGHBOR SAID THE D. O. A.

SEPARATED FROM HER HUSBAND A COUPLE YEARS AGO

OFF HIM BEIN' AN OILER,

AND THERE'S A SISTER THAT WE COULDN'T REACH YET.

YOU MIGHT ALSO CHECK THE "STOP AND FRISK"

FOR THAT AREA FROM 10 DAYS AGO.

TRY TO HOOK THIS TO THE EARLIER BREAK?IN TRIES.

THERE'S A THOUGHT.

WHAT'S UP?

THE KID'S BODY'S BEHIND THE D. O. A. FEMALE.

SHE'S PROTECTING HIM IN THE CORNER,

SO THEY MUST'VE HAD TO GO AROUND HER

TO SHOOT THIS KID IN THE HEAD.

WHO CAUGHT THE ISABELLE SUAREZ CASE?

?WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT IT? ?DID YOU CATCH IT?

?YES, COHEN. ?GOOD.

THIS WOMAN WAS MY WITNESS IN A STICKUP/HOMICIDE

IN A JEWELRY STORE IN THE DIAMOND DISTRICT.

YOU THINK MAYBE THAT'S HOW SHE GOT DEAD?

NO, I DO NOT. I'VE GOT A LOT OF REASON TO THINK

HER MURDER AND BEING A WITNESS IN MY CASE

ARE COMPLETELY UNRELATED

BECAUSE I AM A 10?MINUTE CONVERSATION

FROM WORKING A PLEA AGREEMENT OUT

WITH THE PERPETRATOR'S ATTORNEY,

WHICH IS WHY I'M WONDERING

IF YOU COULD HOLD OFF RELEASING HER IDENTITY

UNTIL AFTER THAT AGREEMENT'S IN PLACE.

DO THE PAPERS HAVE THE VICTIM'S NAMES?

NOT FROM US.

MARTELLI DON'T TALK TO NO PRESS.

MARTELLI WAS THE FIRST COP ON THE SCENE?

OH, I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS.

THAT'S CARNEY'S LAWYER. THAT'S THE LAWYER OF THE GUY I'M PROSECUTING.

IS HE REPRESENTING SOMEONE IN ANOTHER CASE?

FANCY: NOT THAT I KNOW ABOUT.

THEY SENT HIM HERE. MY OFFICE SENT HIM HERE.

IS THERE ANYTHING ON THE BOARD ABOUT THE SUAREZ HOMICIDE?

NO.

WHEN HAVE YOU SEEN A NAME OTHER THAN A COP'S NAME

ON THAT CHALKBOARD?

CAN YOU ACCOMMODATE ME? THE SURVIVING SISTER

AGREED TO COOPERATE.

WHEN DID YOU REACH THE SURVIVING SISTER?

AT WORK. NOW SHE'S AT HOME.

LOOK, FOR RIGHT NOW, THEY ARE WILLING TO GO FOR MANSLAUGHTER.

IF IT GETS OUT THAT THIS WOMAN IS DEAD,

EVEN THIS MOPE WON'T LET HIS GUY PLEAD

TO SPITTING ON THE SIDEWALK.

I'M VERY GRATEFUL.

THAT'S WHAT WE LIVE FOR.

HELLO, LARRY?

LARRY?! GONE.

HOW'S IT GOING, WALLY?

LARRY CARNEY FROM PRISON.

WE WANTS TO MAKE SURE WE MAKE THIS DEAL.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

ARE WE STILL ON FOR LUNCH?

ABSOLUTELY.

CALLED YOUR OFFICE. THEY SAID YOU'D BE HERE.

YEAH? GOOD.

UH, GOT 3 SECONDS FOR ME TO DO THIS HERE?

IT'S TRYING TO RAIN OUT THERE.

YEAH. YOU KNOW THESE DETECTIVES?

I DON'T BELIEVE I DO.

BOBBY SIMONE, ANDY SIPOWICZ,

THIS IS WALLY DECARLO.

HOW'S IT GOIN'?

PLEASURE.

PLEASED TO MEET YOU, FELLAS.

UH, LISTEN, YOU AWARE OF ISABELLE SUAREZ

HAVING HEALTH DIFFICULTIES?

COHEN: WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

HAD OCCASION TO CALL HER THIS MORNING.

WHAT ABOUT, WALLY?

RELAX, LEO. I WAS JUST UPDATIN' THE PHONE LOG.

AT ANY RATE, I WAS CALL?FORWARDED

TO ISABELLE SUAREZ'S SISTER,

AND THE SISTER SAID SHE'D GONE TO THE HOSPITAL.

OH, I TALKED TO THE SISTER A FEW HOURS AGO.

I THINK SHE SAID SOMETHING ABOUT ISABELLE HAVING ELECTIVE FOOT SURGERY.

?PFFT. I SEE. ?YOU READY FOR LUNCH?

YEAH. YOU GOT AN UMBRELLA. IT'S TRYING TO RAIN OUT THERE.

NO. I'M ALL RIGHT. THANK YOU.

HEY, GOOD TO MEET YOU, FELLAS.

OH, UH, PUT AN OINTMENT ON THAT SKIN BURN

YOU'RE GONNA GET FROM THE RUBBIN'.

SISTER HUNG UP IN MY EAR.

SISTER'S HYSTERICAL. SHE HANGS UP ON ME ALL THE TIME.

(NO AUDIBLE DIALOG)

(NO AUDIBLE DIALOG)

MISS SUAREZ. MISS SUAREZ.

WE ARE COLLEAGUES OF THE DISTRICT ATTORNEY,

AND WE KNOW THAT YOUR SISTER IS NOT IN THE HOSPITAL.

WE'D JUST LIKE TO GET SOME BACKGROUND INFORMATION

SO THAT WE CAN INVESTIGATE WHAT HAPPENED TO HER.

TALK TO THIS WOMAN, COHEN. IT'S THE D. O. A.'S SISTER,

AND SIMONE CAN'T GET HER OFF YOUR COVER STORY.

THE COVER STORY DOESN'T MATTER ANYMORE.

DECARLO FOUND OUT SHE'S DEAD.

EXCUSE ME.

I'LL CALL YOU BACK IN 10 MINUTES

OR A D. A. COHEN WILL.

HOW DID THAT COME OUT?

HOW'S THIS FOR CLASSIC DEFENSE LAWYER BEHAVIOR?

DECARLO'S PARTNER MONITORED THE AMBULANCE CALLS.

AND DECARLO FOUND THIS OUT FROM HIS LAW PARTNER HOW?

HIS PARTNER BEEPED HIM WHILE WE WERE AT LUNCH.

THAT'S 3 HOURS AFTER THE AMBULANCE CALL.

HE'D BEEN TRYIN' A CASE ALL MORNING, DECARLO'S PARTNER.

SO HE MONITORED THE AMBULANCE CALL

WHILE HE WAS TRYING A CASE?

WHAT, HE HAVE LITTLE HEADPHONES ON IN COURT?

LOOK, WHAT IS YOUR POINT?

LEO, THE PARTNER WOULD'VE HAD TO MONITOR THE AMBULANCE CALL

BEFORE HE WENT INTO COURT

AND KNOWING THAT THIS WOMAN BEING MURDERED

MEANS DECARLO DON'T HAVE TO PLEAD THE CLIENT OUT,

HE'S NOT GONNA THINK TO BEEP TILL LUNCH?

SUPPOSE THE PARTNER MONITORING THE RADIO CALL'S BOGUS.

SUPPOSE THAT AIN'T HOW THEY KNOW THE WOMAN'S DEAD.

HOW DO THEY KNOW?

SUPPOSE THEY'RE FRONTIN' FOR THE CLIENT.

WHO HAD HER KILLED.

I CAN'T IMAGINE WALLY DECARLO

HAVING ANYTHING LIKE THAT KIND OF MIND.

THAT'S HOW COLUMBO GOT OVER ALL THEM YEARS.

OH, MY GOD.

AND SHE ASKED ME FOR PROTECTION.

WHEN WAS THIS?

SHE CALLED AND ASKED ME FOR PROTECTION

AFTER THERE WERE THOSE ATTEMPTED BREAK?INS IN HER BUILDING.

THE DAY HE'S TALKIN' ABOUT,

THERE'S A PRETTY GOOD DESCRIPTION ON 2 GUYS

THAT GOT QUESTIONED A BLOCK AND 1/2 DOWN.

THEY TRIED TO JIMMY THE DOORS ON 2 OTHER APARTMENTS AS WELL.

I??I JUST COULDN'T IMAGINE IT WAS RELATED

TO HER BEING A WITNESS IN MY CASE.

THERE'S NO POINT BEATIN' YOURSELF UP NOW.

I GUESS IF THEY'D FAKE A PLEA NEGOTIATION,

THEY'D BE CAPABLE OF THAT KIND OF MISDIRECT.

AND IF THAT'S WHAT HAPPENED,

I'M GOING AFTER CARNEY, WHO HAD THIS WOMAN KILLED,

AND THAT SON OF A BITCH DECARLO!

IF THEY ARE THAT CLEVER, COHEN,

YOU DON'T WANNA LET 'EM KNOW THAT YOU SMELLED A RAT.

LET US SEE IF WE CAN TRACK DOWN

THESE 2 SKELS OFF THE STOP AND FRISK CARD.

THIS WAY, WHEN YOU DO GO AT 'EM WITH YOUR VOW OF VENGEANCE,

YOU'LL HAVE SOMETHING BESIDES YOUR FINGER TO WAG.

LEO, COULD YOU CALL THE SISTER, PLEASE?

TELL HER THE COVER STORY'S OFF.

YEAH, I'LL CALL THE SISTER.

SO YOU WERE LOOKIN' FOR CHLOE, TOO?

HER FATHER AND THE COP WERE LOOKING.

I BECAME AWARE THAT SHE WAS MISSING.

I HAD NO OTHER DEMANDS ON MY TIME.

I'M SURE YOU UNDERSTAND, CY, WITH THIS GIRL MISSING

AND YOU SPENDING A LOT OF TIME WITH HER,

WE WANNA KNOW WHY THAT IS.

I SPEND TIME WITH HER

BECAUSE I WANNA SPEND TIME WITH HER.

AND I DON'T GOTTA DEFEND MYSELF TO YOU OR ANYBODY ELSE.

YOU EVER SPEND TIME WITH HER OUTSIDE THE PARK?

NO, I HAVE NOT.

SOMEONE TELLS US DIFFERENT.

YOU'RE IN A WORLD OF TROUBLE.

LOOK, MISS, I KNOW WHAT I DID.

I KNOW WHAT I DIDN'T DO.

WILL YOU STOP TRYING TO SCARE ME?

WE'RE NOT TRYING TO SCARE YOU.

WE'RE TRYING TO FIND A 9?YEAR?OLD GIRL.

THE FACT THAT A MAN YOUR AGE HAS BEEN SEEN REPEATEDLY TALKING TO HER

REQUIRES WE TAKE AN INTEREST.

SHE'S GOT A HARD LIFE,

HER AND HER FATHER,

AND THAT'S WHY I TRY TO MAKE IT EASIER.

WINTERTIME, I BOUGHT HER A COAT.

SUMMERTIME...

I BOUGHT HER... BIG STRAW HAT.

WHAT DID YOU ASK IN RETURN?

NOTHING.

I TAUGHT HER THE WORDS TO "MARES EAT OATS"

BECAUSE I WANTED TO HEAR HER SING THAT.

I DIDN'T FORCE HER TO SING IT.

SHE COULD'VE SANG ANYTHING THAT SHE WANTED.

I TELL HER, "THE WHOLE WORLD IS NOT YOUR FRIEND.

YOU SHOULDN'T BE TALKING TO STRANGERS."

SHE SAYS...

"THEN I NEVER WOULD HAVE MET YOU."

NOW THEY GOT HER.

YOU KNOW A GUY THEY, UH, CALL "TEACHER"?

IS HE THE BASTARD?

YOU KNOW WHERE WE CAN FIND HIM?

OH, YEAH. I DON'T HAVE TO DO WITH HIM,

BUT I AM FAMILIAR WITH HIS ROUTINE.

YOU EVER, UH...

DONE A HOMICIDE, ARNEL?

?HELL NO. ?NO?

ALL RIGHT, LOOK. WHY DON'T YOU TELL ME WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT?

YOU EVER SHOOT A CHILD IN THE HEAD?

MAN, I AIN'T NOTHIN' LIKE THAT.

YOU ARE GONNA WISH THAT YOU WERE DEAD AND BURIED

IF THAT TURNS OUT NOT TRUE.

OK, I SHOT ONE PERSON, IN THE ARM,

AND IT WAS MY COUSIN FOR STEALING MY BIKE.

SO THIS HOME INVASION WHERE A WOMAN AND HER CHILD WERE MURDERED THIS MORNING,

SHOT IN THE HEAD??

THAT'S THE SAME BUILDING

THAT YOU AND YOUR ASSHOLE BUDDY ROGER

BROKE INTO 2 WEEKS AGO.

YEAH, BUT WE DIDN'T GET COLLARED FOR THAT!

YOU GONNA SAY YOU DIDN'T TRY AND BREAK IN?

OK, OK, OK. JUST WAIT.

WE JIMMIED THEM DOORS,

BUT WE DIDN'T DO NOTHIN' TODAY.

YOU ARE LYIN',

AND THAT MEANS THAT YOU SHOT THAT MOTHER AND HER CHILD.

WE DIDN'T! WE WASN'T THERE TODAY!

HE FEELS LIKE YOU'RE LYIN'.

WE WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO BREAK IN, OK?

WE DID WHAT WE WERE SUPPOSED TO DO.

YOU TALKIN' ABOUT TODAY?

I'M TALKIN' ABOUT 2 WEEKS AGO.

WE WERE SUPPOSED TO JUST MESS WITH THEM DOORS.

ROGER KNOW WHICH ONES.

THANKS, JOSH.

HE WANTS A CIGARETTE.

MAN, I'D KILL FOR A NEWPORT.

SO NOW WE KNOW YOUR ASKING PRICE. SIT DOWN.

SO WHAT IS YOUR NAME, ROGER OR VAN EARL?

IT'S??IT'S VAN EARL, MAN.

YOU AND ARNEL GOT HIRED TO JIMMY SOME DOORS

IN A BUILDING ON 12TH STREET 10 DAYS AGO,

MAKE IT LOOK LIKE YOU WERE TRYING TO BREAK IN.

WELL, SEE, NOW YOU'RE GETTIN' INTO A STRANGE AREA.

VAN EARL, WHAT COMES OUTTA YOUR MOUTH NEXT

IS EITHER THE NAME OF THE GUY THAT HIRED YOU OR TEETH.

WELL, SEE, THIS IS WHERE IT'S STRANGE.

YOU KNOW, I COULDN'T TELL YOU FOR LOVE OR MONEY

WHO THAT GENTLEMAN WAS WHO HIRED US

TO MESS WITH THOSE APARTMENTS, MAN.

YOU KNOW, I DON'T KNOW WHERE HE CAME FROM

NOR HOW HE KNEW ME.

HIT HIM.

HOW DID HE GET IN TOUCH WITH YOU?!

PHYSICALLY OR??

WELL, EVIDENTLY, HE KNEW THE CORNER I FREQUENT, YA KNOW?

HE APPROACHED ME. HE TOOK ME FOR A CUP OF COFFEE.

HE??HE??

HE BROACHED THE SUBJECT OF THESE APARTMENTS.

HE SAID FOOL AROUND WITH THE LOCKS ON 2?B, AND, YA KNOW,

ANY OTHER COUPLE OF APARTMENTS

I AND THE ACCOMPLICE OF MY CHOICE WANTED.

BUT YOU HAD TO FOOL WITH 2?B?

YEAH. THOSE??THOSE WERE HIS INSTRUCTIONS, YA KNOW?

THEN HE GAVE ME $200, AND...HE STOOD UP AND LEFT

AS IF...FROM ANOTHER DIMENSION.

HEY, HEY! YOU CAN BEAT ME TILL NEXT WEEK, MAN,

BUT I CAN NEVER FATHOM WHERE THIS GUY CAME FROM.

SO THIS CRIMINAL POSSESSION COLLAR

ON YOUR RAP SHEET FROM 3 MONTHS AGO, VAN EARL,

WHO WAS YOUR LAWYER ON THAT?

OH...MAN...I'M SO FAR GONE IN SUBSTANCE ABUSE,

I??I CAN'T REMEMBER THAT.

WHAT DID HE LOOK LIKE?

WELL...HE HAD THIS VERY... VERY WEAK CHIN, YA KNOW?

AND A SURPRISINGLY SLOPPY SUIT FOR AN ATTORNEY.

WALLY DECARLO?

WOW. THAT??THAT IS SO "X?FILES," MAN.

HEY, YOU THINK THERE'S SOME KIND OF CONNECTION

BETWEEN HIM AND THAT MYSTERY PERSON

THAT APPROACHED ME ABOUT JIMMYING THE DOORS?

YOU THINK THAT THIS MYSTERY PERSON

IS SOME MYSTERIOUS EMISSARY FROM MY FORMER LAWYER?

NEWPORTS?

OH, YEAH...MAN.

THANKS.

OBVIOUSLY THIS SCUMMER LAWYER KNEW WHAT WAS GOING ON

INSTEAD OF JUST BEING A DUPE FOR THIS GUY THAT'S LOCKED UP.

BUT IT'S NOT ENOUGH TO GO AT HIM WITH, YET.

COHEN'S NOT CAREFUL,

WE'LL GIVE HIM SOMETHING TO WAG HIS FINGER ABOUT.

WHEN THIS IS RESOLVED,

I WANT YOU BOTH TO COME BACK TO EISENBERG'S COFFEE SHOP

AND TO EXPLAIN TO THE STAFF AND THE CUSTOMERS

THAT I HAVE BEEN DETAINED AND QUESTIONED IN ERROR.

YOU WILL EITHER COMPLY WITH MY REQUEST,

OR I WILL PURSUE MY LEGAL REMEDIES VERY VOLUBLY.

LOUIS...THEY SAY YOUR STREET NAME IS TEACHER.

WHICH DO YOU LIKE TO BE CALLED?

I WANT YOU TO CALL ME MR. SIMKISS.

HEY, YOU NEED TO UNDERSTAND SOMETHING.

YOU'RE MENTIONED AS POSSIBLY CONNECTED WITH THE DISAPPEARANCE

OF A 9?YEAR?OLD CHILD.

THAT IS SCURRILOUS AND UNTRUE.

NOW, IF YOU WEREN'T INVOLVED,

MY PARTNER AND I WILL BE GLAD TO APOLOGIZE IN THAT RESTAURANT.

RIGHT NOW... WE DON'T WANT TO HEAR ANY MORE ABOUT IT.

YOU NEED TO ANSWER THE QUESTIONS WE ASK YOU

IN A WAY WE THINK IS TRUTHFUL,

OR YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A LOT MORE PROBLEMS

THAN WHAT PEOPLE THINK ABOUT YOU IN THAT COFFEE SHOP.

WHAT YOU THINK IS TRUTHFUL.

SO NOT ONLY DO YOU DETAIN ME,

YOU SERVE AS MY JUDGE AND JURY.

YOU KNOW WHAT, LOUIS?

I GET THE FEELING BEING SMART HASN'T HELPED YOU MUCH IN LIFE.

THE MORE YOU RUN YOUR MOUTH, DON'T LET US FIND OUT WHAT WE NEED TO,

THE HARDER WE LOOK AT YOU FOR GRABBING THAT GIRL.

I HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH CHLOE'S BEING MISSING.

AND I RESENT YOUR FACILE SUMMARIZINGS!

I HAVE BEEN AN INSTRUCTOR AT NEW YORK UNIVERSITY AND AT HUNTER COLLEGE.

TELL US ABOUT CHLOE!

CHLOE IS A BRIGHT, SWEET?SPIRITED CHILD

WHOSE SINGING ABILITY HER FATHER EXPLOITS

TO THE DETRIMENT OF HER OVERALL DEVELOPMENT.

YOU FEEL HE EXPLOITS HER, PERIOD.

I AM NOT A CONFRONTATIONAL PERSON,

OR I WOULD HAVE TOLD HIM AS MUCH.

I BELIEVE CHILD WELFARE HAS BEEN CONTACTED.

DO YOU KNOW WHO CALLED THEM?

I BELIEVE THOSE CONTACTS ARE MADE ANONYMOUSLY.

EVER BEEN IN THE HOSPITAL?

I??I HAVE BEEN HOSPITALIZED FOR DEPRESSION.

I AM TAKING 20 MILLIGRAMS OF PROZAC A DAY...FAITHFULLY.

SO YOU'RE PRESENTLY UNDER PSYCHIATRIC CARE.

DO YOU WANT TO TALK TO MY PSYCHIATRIST?

I WILL GIVE HIM FULL PERMISSION TO TALK TO YOU.

YES, WE'D APPRECIATE THAT.

FINE! FINE! AND BE SURE TO ASK HIM

IF??IF??IF HE THINKS THAT I AM A PEDOPHILE.

AND HE WILL TELL YOU THAT I AM NOT.

AND YOU BE SURE TO ASK HIM

WHY I AM SUCH A FAILURE IN LIFE, EVEN WITH A PH. D.

YOUR DOCTOR JUST COME IN, ANDY.

WHERE?

HE SAID HE WANTED TO TALK TO YOU IN PRIVATE. I SENT HIM TO THE POKY.

YEAH. OK. THANKS.

GOOD NIGHT, GUYS.

GOOD NIGHT, BOB.

MAYBE HE JUST NEEDS A TICKET FIXED.

HEY, ANDY.

HOW DID MY SCORES COME OUT?

YOUR PSA SCORE IS ESSENTIALLY ZERO.

YOU COULDN'T HAVE ANY BETTER NEWS.

IS THAT SO?

I'LL SEE YOU IN 3 MONTHS, I'LL CHECK YOU OUT,

BUT I WANT YOU TO THINK OF YOURSELF AS A HEALTHY PERSON.

GOOD.

IT'S NOT LIKE SNAPPING YOUR FINGERS,

AND, WE KNOW, YOU'VE GOT SOME THINGS TO ADJUST TO.

OH, YEAH.

HOW'S YOUR URINARY CONTROL?

BETTER. THANKS.

HAVE YOU AND SYLVIA TRIED HAVING SEX?

UH...UH...

THAT WHOLE SEX THING, IT SEEMS LIKE A FOREGONE CONCLUSION.

I'M NOT SURE I FOLLOW.

IT??IT SEEMS, UH...

FORGONE.

SO YOU HAVEN'T TRIED MAKING LOVE WITH SYLVIA.

I HAVE THE THOUGHTS.

THEY JUST DON'T TRANSLATE THEMSELVES,

SO I DON'T WANNA HUMILIATE US.

YOU DON'T GET AN ERECTION.

THERE'S EXCELLENT NEW MEDICATION NOW, ANDY,

FOR MEN WHO'VE HAD YOUR PROCEDURE.

HOW HUMILIATING?

IT'S A PILL.

A PILL?

A PILL, LIKE ASPIRIN.

WELL...THAT DON'T SOUND TOO BAD.

WHY DON'T I WRITE YOU A PRESCRIPTION.

UH, FINE.

I SURE APPRECIATE YOU TAKING ALL THE INTEREST.

MY PLEASURE.

HEY, ANDY.

AHEM. YOU THINK THERE'S A GENERAL DISRUPTION

OF WEATHER PATTERNS WITH THIS GLOBAL WARMING?

NO.

ARE YOU APPLYING FOR A LOAN?

WHAT?

I WEAR THIS SUIT ALL THE TIME.

NO.

NO?

THE SHIRT, DETECTIVE.

OH, THAT'S IT.

IF SCHEDULES PERMIT, DIANE AND ME,

WE'RE TALKING ABOUT GETTING MARRIED DURING LUNCH.

?CONGRATULATIONS. ?THANKS.

AS FAR AS ME NOT SAYING ANYTHING BEFORE,

I FIGURED THE LESS I SAID, THE LESS I MIGHT HAVE TO TAKE BACK.

IT WAS NEVER ANY QUESTION, HER LOVING YOU.

ANYWAYS, UM...

THIS IS DETECTIVE RUSSELL, 15TH SQUAD.

I CALLED YOU LAST NIGHT. I'M BACK IN MY OFFICE.

YOU'VE GOT MY NUMBER. PLEASE GIVE ME A CALL.

HEY, ANDY.

MORNING. AIN'T THIS GUY A PICTURE?

GOOD MORNING, JILL.

HEY. HERE YA GO.

NOTHING OVERNIGHT ON THE MISSING GIRL, HUH?

NO. UH, DIANE AND ME ARE DOING CALLBACKS ON THE PEDOPHILE LIST.

A.D.A. COHEN FOR EITHER OF YOU.

ODDS.

BOBBY: COHEN. HOW'S IT GOING?

YEAH. THIS IS DETECTIVE SIPOWICZ, 15TH SQUAD.

WHO'S DOING THE BALLISTICS ON THEM SUAREZ HOMICIDES?

FBI'S BEEN NOTIFIED AND THE TV STATIONS.

HOW ARE YOU DOING ON YOUR CALLBACKS?

GOOD.

I'VE GOT, UH, JUST A COUPLE OF MORE.

SO WHAT TIME DO YOU WANT TO DO THAT?

YEAH, THAT'S GOOD.

NO. SEPARATE CARS.

RIGHT.

CORRECTIONS GUARD CONTACTED THE D. A.'S OFFICE.

INMATE OVER AT THE TOMBS SAYS

HE'S GOT SOME INFORMATION ON OUR HOMICIDES.

ANDY: NO. WHY DON'T YOU BEEP THEM,

THEN LET DETECTIVE MORRISEY KNOW

WE'RE LOOKIN' FOR THE RESULTS.

UH, WHY DON'T I JUST GO?

NO, NO. IT'S GOOD.

LET ME JUST, UH, TALK TO THE BOSS.

UH, WE GOTTA PICK THIS ONE UP.

OK.

HE SOUNDED WRONG ON THE PHONE, YA KNOW?

"I'VE BEEN FOLLOWING THE CASE."

"I'M SO WORRIED ABOUT LITTLE CHLOE."

WE GOT A PLACE FOR HIM?

WORKS AT SOME VIDEO STORE.

PEDOPHILES SHOULDN'T BE ALLOWED TO WORK IN A PLACE LIKE THAT.

THEY SHOULDN'T BE ALLOWED ON THE PLANET.

WHATEVER THIS GUY WANTS, HE GETS.

YOU PROBABLY DON'T NEED TO TELL HIM THAT FOR OPENERS, LEO.

(DOOR OPENS)

HOW'S IT GOING, GENTLEMEN?

DETECTIVE SIMONE. THIS IS DETECTIVE SIPOWICZ.

?LEON GADDISON. ?ANDY: HOW'S IT GOING?

BOBBY: ASSISTANT DISTRICT ATTORNEY LEO COHEN.

LEON GADDISON, MR. COHEN.

LEON: HOW DO YOU DO.

ALSO KNOWN AS RAZOR.

ALSO KNOWN AS RAZOR.

SO DETECTIVE SIPOWICZ AND I CAUGHT THE SUAREZ HOMICIDES, LEON.

WE GOT A MESSAGE YOU WANTED TO TALK?

UH, GIVING NO OFFENSE...

BEIN' AN ASSISTANT, YOU CAN DEAL?

I HAVE FULL AUTHORITY IN THIS MATTER.

'CAUSE I CAN HELP YOU WITH THIS,

AND I'M REALISTIC WHAT I'M LOOKING FOR TO GIVE IT UP.

WELL, LEON, YOU'VE GOT THE ACE.

AMNESTY IN THE CASE IS WITHOUT SAYIN'.

NO. NOTHIN' IS WITHOUT SAYIN', LEON.

AND YOU GOTTA SAY FIRST.

IF YOUR INFORMATION WARRANTS, IN PRINCIPLE,

I HAVE NO PROBLEM DEALING WITH YOU.

WHICH IS LAWYER'S MUMBO JUMBO

FOR "YOU DON'T SEE OURS TILL WE SEE YOURS."

I'LL GO ALL THE WAY THROUGH COURT, GET YOU CONVICTIONS,

TAKE THAT ASSISTANT OUT FROM IN FRONT OF YOUR NAME.

LEON, YOU DONE YET JERKIN' OFF?

YOU WANNA KNOW WHAT I WAS APPROACHED ON?

AN UPDATE ON "AMERICA'S MOST WANTED."

THEY RAN A SEGMENT ON ME.

THIS OTHER INMATE SAW IT IN THE PRISON HERE,

COME TO ME TO DO THIS OTHER THING.

GIVE ME THAT OTHER INMATE'S NAME.

NO, LEO.

DON'T ASK RAZOR TO GIVE UP THE OTHER INMATE'S NAME

WITHOUT FIRST GIVING UP THE NAME OF THE ASSHOLE

THAT KILLED THAT MOTHER AND CHILD,

'CAUSE, SEE, THAT WOULD TEND TO MAKE RAZOR THINK

THAT THESE ARE 2 SEPARATE NEGOTIATIONS.

NO. TH?THEY CERTAINLY AREN'T.

WHO COME TO YOU AND WHO YOU HIRED...

WE WANT ALL THE NAMES TOGETHER.

OTHERWISE NOT ONLY DON'T YOU GET YOUR DEAL,

IT'S LIABLE TO LEAK YOU RAT.

OK.

GIVE ME A PAD.

I'LL WRITE YA ALL YOUR NAMES.

I DON'T WANT TO DIE!

5?YEAR?OLD BOY AND HIS MOTHER, CHRIS.

LOOK, THE ONLY REASON I WOULD DO WHAT I DID??

SAY WHAT YOU DID FIRST!

I KILLED FOR HIRE, MAN.

AND WHO HIRED YOU?

I WAS COMIN' OUT OF THE TOMBS, MAN,

AND I GOT HIRED BY RAZOR GADDISON.

DID HE SAY WHO GAVE HIM THE CONTRACT?

SOME OTHER GUY INSIDE ABOUT TO GO ON TRIAL FOR A JEWELRY STORE HEIST,

AND THE WOMAN WAS A WITNESS.

?AND WHY DID YOU KILL THAT CHILD? ?HE SAW ME.

ARE YOU SURE HE SAW YOU, CHRIS? HIS MOTHER HAD HIM BEHIND HER.

HEY, MAN, LOOK, I NEEDED MONEY FOR MEXICO, MAN.

MY LIVER'S SHOT,

AND THEY DON'T LET I.V. USERS IN THE TREATMENT PROGRAM HERE, MAN.

IT'S THE ONLY REASON I'D DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT, MAN!

ARE YOU SURE HE SAW YOU, CHRIS?

I...I COULDN'T RISK IT.

AS SOON AS I LET YOU GO,

YOU ARE GONNA WRITE ALL OF THIS DOWN, CHRIS,

OR I'M GONNA PUNCH YOU RIGHT WHERE YOUR LIVER'S SHOT.

I WILL. I WILL.

ASSHOLE WHO DID OUR DOUBLE IS GIVING A STATEMENT.

GOOD.

WE'RE GONNA NEED COHEN TO REACH OUT TO THAT PRICK LAWYER FOR US

BEFORE IT GETS OUT THAT THIS ONE GAVE IT UP.

HI.

HI, BOSS.

THIS IS TODD RAMSEY.

WE'RE GONNA TALK TO HIM ABOUT THAT MISSING LITTLE GIRL.

HOW DO YOU DO?

YEAH. HOW DO YOU DO?

SHOULD WE TALK TO HIM IN THE COFFEE ROOM?

ACTUALLY, I WONDER IF I COULD USE THE LITTLE BOYS' ROOM.

COME ON.

NATURE CALLS.

YEAH, HUH?

REGISTERED PEDOPHILE.

WORKS AT A VIDEO STORE 3 BLOCKS FROM THE PARK

WHERE THE GIRL AND HER FATHER SANG.

TALK TO HIM IN THE POKEY.

I WANT TO WATCH THE INTERVIEW.

CAN YOU MOVE YOUR GUY?

YEAH. I'LL GET ANDY TO MOVE HIM INTO 3.

AND SHALL I CALL COHEN?

YEAH, PLEASE.

EXCUSE ME A SECOND, BOSS.

THERE'S NO LAW SAYS WE CAN'T DO IT FIRST THING TOMORROW.

ABSOLUTELY.

CITY HALL'S BEEN UP A LONG TIME.

I UNDERSTAND WHY YOU HAVE TO DO THIS.

UH?HUH.

I WISH IN THE PAST I HADN'T HAD MY FORMER PROBLEMS,

BUT I KNOW I CAN'T CHANGE THAT.

SHUT YOUR MOUTH, OK, TODD?

I UNDERSTAND.

ACCOUNT FOR YOUR LAST 48 HOURS.

WORKED MONDAY, 8 A. M. TO 6:30 P.M. AT THE VIDEO STORE.

HAD A SPROUT, AVOCADO, AND TUNA SANDWICH

AT 7:15 AFTER WORK??

ARE YOU BEING SMART?

NO. I SWEAR I'M NOT.

UH, I WENT HOME??

ALONE?

ALONE, YES.

WATCHED A VIDEO OF "THE FIFTH ELEMENT,"

WATCHED "POLITICALLY INCORRECT" ON COMMERCIAL TELEVISION??

GO THROUGH YOUR DAY YESTERDAY.

WENT TO WORK AT 8:30??

YOU OPEN THE STORE?

MR. EPSTEIN'S BEEN KIND ENOUGH

TO HAVE A GROWING CONFIDENCE IN MY MANAGERIAL ABILITIES

THAT HE ALLOWS ME NOT TO DO THAT.

DID YOU WALK TO WORK YESTERDAY?

WELL, I THOUGHT ABOUT NOT BECAUSE IT WAS WANTING TO RAIN,

BUT MY GAMBLE WORKED OUT.

YOU'RE GONNA GET HURT IF YOU DON'T START ANSWERING YES OR NO.

YES. YES. YESTERDAY I WALKED TO WORK.

HOW CLOSE WERE YOU TO THE PARK

AT THE CLOSEST POINT IN YOUR WALK?

I'D LIKE YOU TO CONSIDER

IF THERE ISN'T AN UNFAIR THRUST IN THAT QUESTION.

OOH...

YOU KNOW, THAT'S REALLY UNFAIR.

DID YOU SEE THAT LITTLE GIRL YESTERDAY, TODD?

THAT WAS A VICIOUS THING TO DO,

AND I'VE DONE NOTHING BUT TRY TO COOPERATE.

DO YOU WANT TO GET HIT AGAIN?

DO I WANT TO GET HIT AGAIN?

WHY WOULD I WANT TO GET HIT AGAIN?

DID YOU SEE HER?

IF I DID, I GUESS THAT WOULD MAKE ME

A VALUABLE PERSON TO YOUR INVESTIGATION.

OH, YOU ARE VICIOUS.

DO YOU KNOW WHERE THAT GIRL IS?

IF I DID, I GUESS THAT WOULD MAKE ME VALUABLE TO YOUR INVESTIGATION.

YOU THINK YOU'RE INTO IT, TODD?

WE WILL KILL YOU AND BURY YOU

WHERE NO ONE WILL EVER FIND YOU

IN A FIELD IN NASSAU,

AND THEN YOU WON'T BE INTO ANYTHING.

THAT LITTLE GIRL WAS WANDERING IN A POSITION OF VULNERABILITY.

SHE NEEDED RESPITE,

AND SHE NEEDED TO BE OFF THE STREET.

OH, YOU SICK SON OF A BITCH.

WHERE IS SHE? IS SHE ALIVE?

OH, WELL, SUCH A PREDATORY AND SICK PERSON, I'M NOT SURE.

I'LL TAKE CARE OF THIS.

OH, MY GOD.

UH...WAIT A SECOND.

WAIT A SEC. WAIT A SEC. WAIT A SEC!

NO. WAIT A SEC.

I'LL TELL, I'LL TELL, I'LL TELL!

GENTLEMEN...

MIGHT WANT TO WORK ON YOUR PHONE MANNERS, LEO.

THAT MESSAGE YOU LEFT AT MY OFFICE

SOUNDED A LITTLE LIKE A SUMMONS FROM ON HIGH.

WOULD YOU RATHER I BROUGHT THEM OVER TO ARREST YOU?

WHAT THE HELL'S THE TONE HERE ABOUT, FELLAS?

IT'S ABOUT YOU BEING A SCUMBAG SHYSTER

THAT SET 2 MURDERS UP, WALLY.

EXCUSE ME, DETECTIVE.

I'M NOT SOME STREET HOODLUM

TO BE INTIMIDATED OR INSULTED OR BEATEN.

I'D LIKE TO BEAT YOU.

I'D LIKE TO SHOW YOU THE PHOTOS OF THAT MOTHER AND HER CHILD,

AND THEN I WOULD LIKE TO KICK YOUR ASS.

ARE YOU ENDORSING THIS TYPE OF BEHAVIOR, LEO?

WHICH TYPE, WALLY?

THE TYPE WHERE YOU FAKE A PLEA NEGOTIATION WITH ME

WHILE WORKING AS YOUR CLIENT'S GO?BETWEEN

ARRANGING A WITNESS GETTING KILLED?

YOU HAVE ABSOLUTELY, NOT ONE SCINTILLA OF VIABLE PROOF

FOR THAT ASSERTION.

WHY ARE YOU SO CONFIDENT WITH THE "NOT ONE SCINTILLA," WALLY, HUH?

'CAUSE YOU USED BEARDS ON ALL YOUR ERRANDS?

THE THING IS, IF WE GO TO YOUR CLIENT IN THE JOINT THERE, WALLY,

AND TELL HIM THAT WE KNOW ALL ABOUT RAZOR GADDISON

THAT HE HIRED TO CONTRACT THIS MURDER OUT,

TELL HIM THAT WE HAVE THE SKELS CONFESSION OF WHO DID THE MURDER,

NO WAY, TRYING TO BEAT A LETHAL INJECTION,

IS YOUR CLIENT CARNEY LOOKING TO GIVE THE LAWYER UP

WHO DID ALL THE LEGWORK.

GIVE ME THAT COCKY LOOK AGAIN,

YOU FROG?FACED HUMP.

I'M ASSUMING THE IDEA FOR THESE MURDERS

ORIGINATED WITH YOUR CLIENT INSTEAD OF YOU.

FOR THE PURPOSES OF THIS DISCUSSION,

ASSUME THAT'S ACCURATE.

GET HIS CONFESSION ON TAPE.

I'LL WORK WITH YOU ON YOUR PLEA.

YOU WANT ME TO WEAR A WIRE ON MY OWN CLIENT?

HEY, WALLY, DISCUSSIONS OF A SEPARATE CRIME

IN WHICH YOU'RE BOTH CONSPIRATORS

AIN'T COVERED BY PRIVILEGE.

(CRYING)

ARE??ARE THEY STILL OPEN?

RECEPTIONIST LEFT, BUT HE DID ONE JUST 2 MINUTES AGO.

DIANE: SIR?

SIR, WE'RE COPS. WE JUST GOT OFF OUR SHIFT.

(SIGHS) OK.

I GOT THE PAPERWORK.

DIANE: OHH.

UH, WHO'S YOUR WITNESS?

BOBBY: EXCUSE ME, CAN I ASK YOU A FAVOR?

WOULD??WOULD YOU BE OUR WITNESS?

GO AHEAD. I'LL WAIT IN CASE RICHIE SHOWS UP.

WE REALLY APPRECIATE IT.

WOULD YOU LIKE TO USE THESE?

THANK YOU.

BOBBY: THANKS. THANKS VERY MUCH.

MY BROTHER THOUGHT HE'D MAKE IT, BUT HE GOT CAUGHT FOR SPEEDING.

YEAH, HUH?

OK, HERE WE GO.

WHAT'S YOUR NAME?

ALEX JOHNSON.

ROBERT SIMONE.

HI. HOW ARE YOU?

DIANE RUSSELL.

HI. NICE TO MEET YOU.

OK, SIGN RIGHT HERE.

OK... WE'RE HERE TO PARTICIPATE

AND WITNESS A SPECIAL CEREMONY OF MARRIAGE

WHICH IS THE MEANS OF ESTABLISHING AND CONTINUING A HOME.

MARRIAGE IS THE JOYOUS UNITING OF A MAN AND WOMAN

WHOSE COMRADESHIP AND MUTUAL UNDERSTANDING

HAVE FLOWERED INTO LOVE.

TODAY, ROBERT SIMONE AND DIANE RUSSELL

PROCLAIM THEIR LOVE TO THE WORLD,

AND WE WHO ARE GATHERED HERE REJOICE WITH THEM...

AND FOR THEM IN THE NEW LIFE

THEY NOW UNDERTAKE TOGETHER.

ROBERT AND DIANE... YOU MUST ALWAYS PROVIDE

EMOTIONAL AND PHYSICAL SUPPORT FOR ONE ANOTHER,

YOU MUST LEAD ONE ANOTHER, BUT NOT BE A BURDEN,

BE STRONG AND LOVING, CONSIDERATE AND CREATIVE,

RESPECTFUL, FAITHFUL, AND UNDERSTANDING.

ROBERT, WILL YOU HAVE DIANE TO BE YOUR LAWFULLY WEDDED WIFE,

TO LOVE, HONOR, CHERISH, AND KEEP HER?

I WILL.

AS A TOKEN OF YOUR PROMISE TO HER,

PLACE THE RING ON HER FINGER.

DIANE, WILL YOU HAVE ROBERT TO BE YOUR LAWFULLY WEDDED HUSBAND,

TO LOVE, HONOR, CHERISH, AND KEEP HIM

FOR AS LONG AS YOU BOTH SHALL LIVE?

I WILL.

AS A TOKEN OF YOUR PROMISE TO HIM,

PLACE THE RING ON HIS FINGER.

DIANE RUSSELL AND ROBERT SIMONE...

IN AS MUCH AS YOU HAVE PROCLAIMED YOUR LOVE FOR EACH OTHER

AND HAVE CONSENTED TO LIVE IN WEDLOCK

AND HAVE EXCHANGED THESE VOWS BEFORE WITNESSES,

THEN BY THE AUTHORITY VESTED IN ME,

AND IN ACCORDANCE WITH THE LAWS OF THE STATE OF NEW YORK,

I NOW PRONOUNCE YOU HUSBAND AND WIFE.

THANK YOU.

MY PLEASURE.

THANK YOU.

ALEX...

COULD??COULD WE WITNESS FOR YOU?

MY BROTHER FLEW ALL THE WAY ACROSS COUNTRY.

WE'LL WAIT AND DO IT TOMORROW.

WE ALMOST GOT MARRIED TOMORROW, TOO.

YEAH.

(DOOR OPENS)

DIANE: IS THIS YOUR BROTHER?

ALEX: YEAH, HE IS.

ONE MORE.

HERE. LOTS OF HAPPINESS.

SAME TO YOU.

RICHIE?

GIMME YOUR TICKET.

THANK YOU.

WANT ME TO CHECK ON THEO IN THE LIVING ROOM?

IN A MINUTE.

DRUGGIST SAID THE COMPANY THAT MADE THAT PILL...

THEIR STOCKS HAVE HAD A TREMENDOUS UPTREND.

I CAN SEE WHY.

DON'T TELL ABOUT BOBBY AND DIANE.

I WON'T TELL. YOU'RE THE "DAILY GAZETTE."

I CONFIDED IN NO ONE THAT ISN'T SWORN TO SECRECY.

WANT TO SEE IF WE CAN GET A TWOFER OUT OF THIS MEDICINE?

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